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This Election Issue was a thrill to publish. As you read through the magazine, you will find some insight into the 2021 city elections. Evanston Magazine is honored to endorse Darlene Cannon as 2nd Ward Aldermanic Candidate. Cannon’s commitment to her community is outstanding. Her experience in working with community members goes over and beyond. She is an amazing leader, graceful heart, and ready to provide the community with support.

As we say goodbye to the old council, “Thank you” for working with Alderman Robin Simmons to pass Reparations for the first time in history. The result of that work is not done which makes the upcoming election extremely important. The next city council will receive the torch and must be able to see the path to complete this endeavor.

February 23, 2021, Evanston’s Primary Election had five candidates running for City Clerk. Two of the five candidates have moved on to the April 6th ballot. I believe either of the two standing candidates understands the strain and the impact Devon Reid (current City Clerk) endured. Evanston Magazine uncovers the most qualified candidate- that didn’t make the cut. We took the time to examine why Misty Witenberg lost in the Primaries for City Clerk. As you read through the feature, you will realize the outstanding citizenship she has contributed and what a loss it is for Evanston.

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Calvin Evans | SeeStandup.com 5 12CALVIN EVANS: HE IS EVERY WHERE AND WORTH IT DEPARTMENT TABLE OF CONTENTS Copyright Evanston Magazine, all rights reserved. No part of this magazine may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from Evanston Magazine. Photos courtesy of Internet, Facebook and Google per fair use laws. 05 TOC 09 GOOD SET: HOW TO COPE AFTER 10 TECH AND TOYS ALFA ROMEO: STELVIO QUADRIFOGLIO 11 OPEN TAB • CLARK SHEFFIELD COROJO ROBUSTO • DEVILS SISTER- WHISKEY 18 FASHION WHAT OUR COMEDIANS WEAR? 14 BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL COMEDIAN 15 FUTURE STAR KRISTEN TOOMIE 04 EDITORS CORNER 19 RELATIONSHIPS ARE YOU GIVING OFF THE RIGHT FIRST IMPRESSION? 16 DRIVERS LICENSE? EVERY COMEDIAN NEEDS ONE 17EVERYBODYS MENTOR: DOBIE MAXWELL 06 JAY DAVIS CREATIVE HUSTLE BOMBING: HOW TO HANDLE IT 21
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understand the impact of gun violence on communities. With “Shots Fired,” Jay Davis has demonstrated his unique voice and passion for tackling difficult and important issues. The film is a testament to his ability to create powerful and impactful works of art and he is to continue to be a driving force in shaping the discourse around gun violence for years to come.

Jay has also directed “Not Another Zombie,” which offers a fresh and humorous take on the zombie genre and has been well-received by audiences for its humor and creativity. He has also directed “The Hostile Takeover,” a thrilling and fast-paced film

Jay Davis

movie director, screenwriter, and filmmaker hailing from the Maywood area of Chicago. He has made a significant impact in the entertainment industry, standing out with his unique blend of compelling characters, powerful emotions, visually stunning cinematography and his special brand of comedic writing. Jay is a highly respected and accomplished filmmaker.

One of Jay’s most notable works is “Shots Fired,” a film that follows the story of a community grappling with the aftermath of a shooting and the search for justice. Jay effectively conveys the raw emotions and deep-seated tensions present in communities impacted by gun violence, sparking a conversation about this critical issue. His nuanced and sensitive approach has earned high praise from critics, who have hailed the film as a must-see for anyone looking to

about a group of unlikely heroes taking on a powerful corporation, and the “Choke On That” film series, a dark and comedic take on the horror genre. In addition to his work as a writer, Jay has also served as the, producer, and actor for many films including “Not Another Black Movie. ”

In addition to his work as a writer, Jay has also served as the, producer, and actor for many films including “Not Another Black Movie. ”

This project showcases his versatility and ability to bring fresh and original perspectives to the table, solidifying his status as a rising star in the film industry. Fans eagerly anticipate his next project, and his captivating storytelling style will entertain and engage audiences for years to come.

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When You Have A Really

Good Set

How Do You Deal With It

I TOOK THE STAGE WITH HIGH HOPES AND DREAMS BUT MY JOKES FELL FLAT, LIKE A SILENT STREAM THE AUDIENCE SAT WITH BLANK STARES, SO COLD MY POOR PERFORMANCE, A STORY UNTOLD DISAPPOINTMENT LINGERS, UNFULFILLED DESIRES. BUT I’LL RISE AGAIN, WITH LAUGHTER AS MY FIRE BY

Comedy is an unpredictable journey of highs, lows, and everything in between, without any patterns or predictability. While the advice to avoid getting too high after a good show or, too low after bad ones is sensible, it’s also easier said than done.

Experiencing a poor performance (or several) can be devastating, but success can also lead to complacency and a lack of preparation for future shows. It’s easy to fall into the trap of thinking that one has figured out the formula for success and become immune to future failure.

But, this is where one is most vulnerable to having a bad show. It’s important to enjoy the high from a successful performance, as it keeps us motivated, but one must also always be aware that every show can go either way, and the thrill of uncertainty is what makes comedy exciting.

EVERYONE BOMBS BUT JUST LIKE IN LIFE ITS HOW YOU ADJUST SEPARATESTHATTHE AMATEUR FROM THE PRO

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Alfa Romeo: Stelvio Quadrifoglio

The new 2020 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio is the fastest Alfa Romeo model on the road, as it can go from 0-to-60 mph in just 3.6 seconds and has a top speed of 176 miles per hour. Right behind it is the 2020 Giulia Quadrifoglio, which has a top speed of 191 miles per hour and can go from 0-to-60 mph in 3.8 seconds.

Unsurprisingly, the engine is a straight forward transplant from the Giulia Quadrifoglio. It’s the 2.9-litre twin-turbo with 503bhp and 443lb ft of torque. Peak power comes in at 6500rpm, but the turbocharged torque is on tap between 2500 and 5000rpm.

That gives it plenty of pace, you’ll be pleased to hear: top speed is a distinctly un-SUV-like 176mph, while 62mph comes about in just 3.8 seconds from a standstill thanks to the obvious traction gains of four-wheel drive. That, you may have noticed, is a tenth faster than the lighter Giulia

Normally the car’s Q4 four-wheel drive system directs all of its power to the rear axle, which is to say the correct one, but to maintain stability and traction it can send up to 50 per cent to the front wheels. It’s a live, active system that switches power forward only when needed.

This hot Stelvio gets Active Torque Vectoring as standard. Two electronically-controlled clutches in the rear differential control torque flow to each wheel, letting the car feed the outer wheel more at the limit, tightening the car’s line and ramping-up corner speed to the point where your face might actually come off.

Helping you with all that handling malarkey is ‘perfect’ weight distribution across the two axles. The engine and transmission are mounted as far back as possible, spreading the Quadrifoglio’s not inconsiderable 1830kg kerb weight evenly front to back. Alfa’s patented ‘four-and-a-half-link’ rear suspension helps keep things tidy in the twisties, too.

Alfa Romeo, to its eternal credit, listened to the customers and the critics. The only real changes to the 2020 Giulia were laserfocused on addressing those complaints. We have an in-depth review of the updated interior for you to peruse, but suffice to say, they fixed what needed fixing.

The infotainment system is updated with all-new and substantially improved software. The cheap-feeling rotary controller that went with it has been replaced with a piece that feels as hefty as the price tag commands, and now you can just touch the screen if you’d prefer. The team also carved out some space on the center console for more places to stash your stuff and added an optional wireless phone charger. The shifter is new, as well; it’s now both easier to use and nicer to touch. The steering wheel has been upgraded and gets nicer leather.

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Clark & Sheffield Corojo Robusto

Devils Sister Whiskey

Newest Kid on the Block

While browsing my favorite liquor store, I stumbled upon a new spirit that caught my attention. The salesman explained the price and style of the product, and I decided to give it a try. Now, as a reviewer for Evanston Magazine, I want to share my thoughts on this delectable spirit.

The first thing observed is the luster or sheen which indicates that the cigar is quality. In order to enjoy this cigar I dipped it in my favorite whiskey and gave it a good twist so some of the sweet liquor rubs onto it. With a strong draw I found a very smooth and lightly spicy flavor with a note of whiskey.

When I pinch / squeeze the cigar I discovered that it has no weak spots. Wrapper offered nice flavor and aroma. Smoke picked up in spiciness after the first inch. The cigar had a little note of peppery spice on the finish. The flavors started to bloom around the 1/2 way mark. Peppery notes inchedup a bit, while the nutmeg flavor remained constant. The smoke was very consistent. Some notes of espresso leakedin, but this was primarily a very rich-tasting smoke with dark, spicy tobacco flavors.

Aroma: Earthy and relaxing and nutty

Burn / Ash Quality: Inconsistent at first, but fell into line at about the 3½-inch mark. Ash was granular and a bit loose but stood up to the flame and never loss glow.

Balance Of Flavors: Very good sweet tobacco and Nutmeg

Consistency: Very good.

Retrohale: Very smooth and lightly spicy with a note of whiskey.

Upon first opening the bottle, I noticed a very sweet aroma with hints of vanilla and caramel, but what really stood out was a smooth and spicy smell that reminded me of an oatmeal cookie. After taking a sip, I noticed notes of fruit, honey, caramel, and vanilla, with a strong and warm flavor profile that eventually gave way to the taste of oak, caramel, and honey. While rye was noticeable, it played more of a supporting role in the flavor profile.

This spirit offers a unique and complex flavor profile, with a peppery kick that is balanced out by the sweet and softer tones. What’s even more impressive is that it is competitively priced and offers quality that rivals Bulleit Bourbon. After conducting some research, I discovered that this spirit is sourced, distilled, and bottled by a company owned by a friend, which only adds to its appeal.

In fact, I found several reviews online that echoed my own sentiments. According to Distiller.com, the spirit offers a “silky, delicate body with flavors of black cherry, orange peel, honey, and caramel,” and received a rating of 88/100. Other reviewers noted the spicy kick and smooth finish, as well as the fact that it can be enjoyed both on its own or in a cocktail.

Overall, I highly recommend giving this spirit a try. It offers a unique and complex flavor profile at a competitive price, and the fact that it is sourced and distilled by a friend’s company only adds to its charm.

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OPEN TAB

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On New Year’s Eve, the Laugh Factory in Chicago hosted a stellar showcase of the Windy City’s talented artists. Among them, the crowd was graced by the presence of Calvin Evans, a comedian who promises to be a household name in the near future. The audience was enthralled, guffawing and roaring with laughter throughout the night. This performance was not just a mere show, but a true artistic experience.

What sets Calvin apart from his peers is his exceptional ability to form a personal connection with his audience through his relatable material rooted in his own experiences and reflections. He also boasts a sharp wit, with clever wordplay and punchlines, making his comedy appeal to a broad spectrum of people. To everyone’s delight, Calvin added a unique touch to his performance by incorporating music into his act. He has mastered the art of playing the piano while telling jokes, putting him in a rare group of piano-playing comedians of color, of which Craig Robinson is a notable figure. Some might even argue that Calvin has exceeded Craig’s talent, as he is considered better-looking and more

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physically fit, as well as just as, if not more, funny.

In addition to his stand-up comedy, Calvin has made appearances on TV and in film, including Comedy Central’s Stand-Up Revolution and various indie movies, and even has a special on Amazon Prime. He also showcases his dedication to his community by mentoring aspiring comedians and participating in charity events to support local organizations.

Overall, Calvin Evans is a gifted comedian who has made a significant impact on the Chicago comedy scene, with his relatable humor and community involvement earning him a growing fanbase. He has become a house host at the prestigious Zanies Chicago location, solidifying his status as a sought-after performer.

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Develop a unique style and persona: One of the most important things that stand-up comedians can do to become successful is to develop a unique style and persona. This will help them stand out from other comedians and make them more memorable to audiences.

STAND-UP

ENTERTAINMENT

Write new material constantly: Successful stand-up comedians are always writing new material. This allows them to stay fresh and relevant, and it also helps them to build a strong catalog of jokes and stories that they can draw from.

Network and collaborate with other comedians: Stand-up comedy is a tightknit community, and successful comedians often network and collaborate with other comedians. This helps them to learn from one another, gain exposure, and build relationships that can be beneficial in the long run.

Successful

Be willing to take risks: Successful stand-up comedians are not afraid to take risks. They are willing to try new things and experiment with different styles and formats. This allows them to grow as comedians and to push the boundaries of what is possible in standup comedy.

Be persistent and consistent: Finally, successful stand-up comedians are persistent and consistent. They do not give up easily, and they work hard to improve their craft. They also perform consistently to keep their presence in the scene and audience’s mind.

In conclusion, becoming a successful stand-up comedian takes hard work, dedication, and a willingness to learn. Stand-up comedians should develop a unique style and persona, write new material constantly, network and collaborate with other comedians, be willing to take risks and be persistent and consistent. By following these tips, comedians can increase their chances of success in the entertainment industry.

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BECOMING A SUCCESSFUL
COMEDIAN IN THE
INDUSTRY IS NO EASY FEAT

A Future Star

Kristen Toomey

Watching her act is like watching your favorite aunt ,sister. Spill her guts on stage drunk except she’s been sober for some time. She can be described as the spirit of a housewife finally released from a bad marriage- gone mad. Totally hilarious.

A Driver’s License Is Not Essential For A Comedian’s Profession And Success.

hile it may allow for greater flexibility in traveling to perform, there are other forms of transportation that can be utilized. Ultimately, a comedian’s talent, work ethic, and network are more significant factors in determining their success. Having a driver’s license can enhance a comedian’s career in the following ways:

1. Increased mobility: A comedian with a driver’s license can travel more easily and efficiently to perform at various venues.

2. Wider audience reach: By being able to drive to more remote locations, a comedian can reach a wider and more diverse audience.

3. More opportunities: A comedian with a driver’s license can take advantage of more performance opportunities, such as comedy tours, festivals, and corporate events.

4. Independence: Owning a car and being able to drive provides comedians with greater

Windependence and freedom in their careers.

However, it’s worth noting that having a driver’s license is not a requirement for success in the comedy industry and many successful comedians have made a career without one.

*red =doesnt have a license

10 comedians who don’t have drivers licenses

1. Jerry Seinfeld

As of 2021-09, the top 10 highest paid comedians were:

1. Kevin Hart

2. Jerry Seinfeld

3. Jim Gaffigan

4. Trevor Noah

5. Sebastian Maniscalco

6. Steve Martin

7. John Mulaney

8. Chris Rock

9. Ellen DeGeneres

10. Dave Chapelle

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2. Louis C.K. 3. Ellen DeGeneres 4. Aziz Ansari 5. Chris Rock 6. Sarah Silverman 7. Tig Notaro 8. Bill Burr 9. Kevin Hart 10. Joan Rivers

Dobie Maxwell

Dobie Maxwell Is A Veteran Comedian And A Living Legend In The Chicago Comedy Scene.

He has been performing stand-up comedy for over 30 years and has made appearances on Comedy Central, NBC, and Fox. He is known for his sharp wit and clever wordplay, and his performances are always a hit with audiences.

One of the venues that Dobie Maxwell is closely associated with is Zanies Comedy Club. He has been performing at Zanies for many years and has become one of the most respected comedians to grace the Zanies stage. He has also mentored many comedians who have gone on to make a name for themselves in the industry.

Dobie Maxwell is not just a great comedian, but he is also a mentor to many comedians. He has been known to offer advice and guidance to up-and-coming comedians and has helped many comedians improve their craft. He is a true professional in every sense of the word and is respected by his peers in the comedy community.

Overall, Dobie Maxwell is wonderful person, a veteran comedian and a living legend in the Chicago comedy scene. He is closely the most unlucky lucky comedian. He is a mustsee for any comedy fan visiting the Chicago area

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Fashion in Stand-up What Are Comedians Wearing?

Fashion is often a reflection of the times, and comedians are no exception. Over the last 30 years, the fashion choices of comedians have evolved and changed along with the trends of the day.

In the early 1990s, comedians such as Jerry Seinfeld and Ellen DeGeneres were known for their casual and laid-back style, often seen on stage in simple jeans and t-shirts. This approachable and relatable style helped them connect with their audiences, and was a reflection of the more relaxed and casual fashion trends of the time.

As the decade progressed, comedians such as Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle began experimenting with bolder and more flashy fashion choices. Rock was known for his loud and colorful suits, often paired with sunglasses and a fedora. Chappelle, on the other hand, was known for his elaborate and eclectic stage outfits, often incorporating traditional African textiles and patterns. These more daring fashion choices were a reflection of the growing popularity of hip-hop culture and the rise of urban fashion.

In the 2000s, comedians such as Sarah Silverman and Louis CK continued the trend of casual and relatable fashion, often seen on stage in comfortable and casual clothing. However, they also began to incorporate more statementmaking fashion elements into their outfits, such as graphic tees and bold jewelry.

In recent years, comedians such as Hasan Minhaj and Ali Wong have continued to push the boundaries of comedy fashion. Both have been known to incorporate traditional cultural elements into their stage outfits, often wearing traditional South Asian and Asian-American clothing as a way to celebrate their heritage and connect with their audiences.

Overall, the fashion choices of comedians over the last 30 years have reflected the changing trends and cultural influences of the times. From the laid-back and relatable style of the 90s, to the bold and daring fashion choices of the 2000s, comedians have always used fashion as a way to connect with their audiences and express their unique personalities.

It’s worth noting that fashion choices are personal, and not all comedians have followed these trends, some prefer to stick with a more classic and consistent look.

FASHION

ARE YOU GIVING OFF THE RIGHT FIRST IMPRESSION?

It’s surprising that someone can discern a strong sense of who you are with a first impression. Even more surprising, they can pick up on some of the most intimate details of your past:

Am I compensating for something?

Do I have some lingering emotional scars?

Am I looking for love?

So what does your first impression say about you?

IAccording to an NYU study, I have only seven seconds before the person across from me makes up their mind about who I Am. Seven seconds to get someone to ask for your number, or be offered the job, or close the deal. only seven seconds. Now, you know me as a dating expert, but I actually started out as a casting director. And in my work, I saw tons of actors who were talented, but couldn’t book a part because they didn’t know who they truly were. What if Melissa McCarthy thought she was a Jenny McCarthy? Or if Taylor Swift was trying to be Beyonce?

The first time I became aware of the principle “of self awareness” was during a theater class in college. Yes, I was a nerdy theater major. We did an exercise that was designed to teach us about our essence, which is basically just a fancy theater term for the way that you present to others physically and emotionally. The way that people perceive you the minute you walk in the room. We walked around the theater waiting for the teacher to call out a student’s name. When that name was said, we were supposed to embody that person’s essence and express how we perceived their energy. I thought I was doing a great job of hiding away the broken misfit inside and parading her around the mask of a discriminating artist. But in an instant, they had all seen behind it when everyone in my class did Dimona, with crossed arms and that look, I had to acknowledge what they were seeing. Who was this critical, uptight girl in black? Was that who I had become?

RELATIONSHIPS

QUICK WIT

A natural comedian is able to think on their feet and come up with clever and funny responses in any situation.

OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS

They have a keen ability to observe and comment on the world around them, which they use to create relatable and humorous material.

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TIMING

They have a natural sense of timing and can deliver jokes and punchlines at just the right moment for maximum impact.

10 Attributes Of A Natural Comedian.

A perfect blend of creativity and technical wizardy. The best people formula for great projects. Their level of expertise is stellar. Interstellar even. Creativity: They have a unique and original style of comedy that sets them apart from others.

CONFIDENCE

They are confident in their abilities and comfortable performing in front of an audience.

STORYTELLING

They are able to tell a story in a way that is both engaging and funny.

PERSONALITY:

They have a unique and likable personality that shines through in their comedy.

ADAPTABILITY

They are able to adjust their material and delivery to suit different audiences and settings.

SELF-AWARENESS

They have a good understanding of their own strengths and weaknesses as a comedian.

EMPATHY

They have a good understanding of human nature and are able to connect with their audience on a personal level.

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Bombing

I took the stage with high hopes and dreams

But my jokes fell flat, like a silent stream

The audience sat with blank stares, so cold

My poor performance, a story untold

A poor show, a disastrous night

My humor gone, lost without sight

A comedian’s fate, to make them laugh

But on this stage, I met my chaff

Inspired by Poe, I spun dark tales

But the audience simply shrugged

No laughter, no cheer, not even a

My performance, a poet’s trial

A poor show, a disastrous night

My humor gone, lost without sight

A comedian’s fate, to make them laugh

But on this stage, I met my chaff

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