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Lecturers to boycott marking Hannah Butler and Emily Leahy News Editors
• Students to decide on whether to remain in NUS • Concerns raised after vote postponed Hannah Butler News Editor EXETER students will vote on whether the Students’ Guild should remain affiliated with the National Union of Students (NUS) in December, but not until after the NUS has decided whether to condemn Isis. In a meeting on 5 November, the Guild Council resolved to let students decide whether Exeter remains a member of the NUS, but also postponed the vote from Week 11 to Week 12 - much to the frustration of the vote’s proposer. Third year Economics and Politics student Charlie Evans originally submitted the Student Idea to hold “a student vote on continued membership with the NUS (in week 11).” While stating that the Idea was
“triggered by Isis-gate” – the NUS’ refusal to condemn Isis in October Evans stressed that this was not the only reason behind his call for a vote, commenting: “holding an open, transparent and democratic election […] on Exeter’s NUS membership is absolutely in the best interests of students.” He continued: “Disillusionment has set in for a long while,” asking during the meeting: “How can an NUS president who never went to university represent students in the best way?” Numerous comments in support of disaffiliation were posted on the Ideas page. Thomas Chapman stated: “it is clear [the NUS] no longer represents the views of so many students,” while another student commented: “Refusal to condemn Isis? #NotInMyName.”
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“It became a mighty empire.” Aardman’s Peter Lord on animation
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EXETER was one of 69 universities across the UK to see the start of a marking boycott last Thursday, in the wake of ongoing pension rows with the University and College Union (UCU). On Thursday 6 October, UCU members across the country launched a boycott of marking work, returning marks and setting or sitting exams and coursework, after continuing disputes over proposed changes to staff pensions. UCU currently has 658 members at Exeter and told Exeposé: “we estimate that we have a density of around 60-70 per cent of full-time lecturers in membership.” It is understood that UCU members could choose whether or not to follow the boycott. Back in February, a similar boycott saw Exeter graduations endangered as members of UCU, Unison and Unite rejected the one per cent pay rise offered to university staff. Members threatened to refuse to mark final exam papers and dissertations over the summer if the dispute was not resolved by 28 April. However, a two per cent wage increase offered by the University and College Employers Association saw the boycott postponed until 6 May – and then cancelled completely after 84 per cent of UCU members...
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York Hockey Club Twitter scandal
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THE University of York Hockey Club has come under �ire after some of its members used a private Twitter account to post racist and sexist tweets. An investigation by York Vision revealed that over 500 tweets had been posted onto the @UyhcSocSecs account. The messages included comments about how they loved “stabbing black people.” The club’s presidents issued a statement which read: “The views of four of our members by no means represents the views of the club.” An investigation has now been launched by the University.
STATE school alumni earn less than their privately educated counterparts, a study has found. The Institute for Fiscal studies has exposed a six per cent earnings gap – a yearly difference of £1,500 – between privately educated and state school graduates. This includes those who have attained the same degree in the same subject with the same graduate profession. Commenting on the results of the study, which analysed the earnings of graduates both six months and 3.5 years after graduation, Dr Claire Crawford of the Institue for Fiscal Studies acknowledged that, while education may be a route to social mobility, “university does not entirely level the playing �ield across students from different socio-economic backgrounds.”
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A UNIVERSITY in China has come under scrutiny after allegations that a brothel disguised as a ‘foot massage department’ has been operating within the university campus. A student at Wuchang University of Technology told local media that he was offered student discounted ‘special services’ while visiting the Luxury Guangxin International hotel on campus for a foot massage. A subsequent undercover investigation by the Beijing Times appeared to con�irm the student whistle blower’s claims. The University, whose chancellor is also in charge of the company running the hotel, has denied any knowledge of or involvement in prostitution at the hotel.
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International students’ NHS fees
SHEFFIELD University has decided to abolish �ines for overdue library books as part of a move to make the University and library more student-friendly. The decision comes following complaints that library �ines are an unfair burden on already debt-laden students. Many UK universities controversially do not allow students to graduate with unpaid library �ines. Shef�ield University hopes that their new policy will provide a better deal for students. A new system will be put in place whereby books are automatically renewed until requested by another student, with borrowing rights being suspended if the book is not returned on request. This policy has had a positive reaction from students, with the President of Shef�ield’s Students’ Union Yael Sharfritz saying she hoped it would encourage a culture of trust.
CAMBRIDGE students have been offered money to report on fellow students involved in animal research. Varsity, a Cambridge student newspaper, has revealed how the activist group National Operation AntiVivisection (NOAV) has been asking students to give details on animal research they have come into contact with while studying at the University. Posters put up across the city offer the chance for students to “earn beer money” and “easy cash” in return for giving personal information on those conducting animal research, such as names, phone numbers, pictures and addresses. NOAV spokesperson William Evans has responded to criticisms about intrusions of privacy and intimidation, saying NOAV’s methods are “non – threatening, peaceful and legal … we will not be disclosing any personal addresses or phone numbers that we receive, as our approach is based on social as opposed to physical pressure.”
A DISTRICT Line Tube train was closed last Wednesday when university rugby players from Imperial College London engaged in a stripping game on the London line. The game, which involved players jumping off the train at each stop and removing a piece of clothing, caused commuters to disembark the train, putting it out of service. Of�icers were called to Stamford Brook underground station when they heard reports of naked men swigging bottles of wine. The British Transport Police were unable to trace the team members after conducting a search of the area.
AN INVESTIGATION carried out by Cardiff’s student paper Gair Rhydd has uncovered government plans to begin charging international students for health services. International students will be charged £150 a year for NHS services, which will form part of their visa application. The scheme will affect students from outside the European Economic Area. The changes to visas will also require landlords to check the immigration status of international students. Set to be implemented in April next year, students currently studying in the UK will not be affected.
Sheffield scraps library fines
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Guild’s £14,000 HP order days after NUS boycott
NUS pulls support for national demo Vanessa Tracey Deputy Editor
EXCLUSIVE Gemma Joyce Editor THE Students’ Guild have informed Exeposé that they placed an order for £14,087 worth of Hewlett Packard products just two days after the NUS voted to boycott the company due to its involvement in Israeli settlements.
The NUS boycott was not taken into account as the Students’ Guild had not been noti�ied
A Students’ Guild Spokesperson The order was placed on 6 August during a period in which the Guild had not come up with an of�icial stance on the proposed boycott. The decision was made by the sabbatical of�icers 21 days later not to replicate the NUS’ boycott terms and to leave students to decide whether to take action. Despite the news reaching the national press the day before the order was placed, the Guild have maintained that they had not been noti�ied of the boycott and that the order was in keeping with budgets planned in April. A Guild spokesperson said: “This particular order was placed as early as possible to secure current prices, in line with long-term budget planning. The NUS boycott was not taken into account as the Students’ Guild had not been noti�ied and, at that point, had no policy on the matter. “The sabbatical of�icers became aware of the issue during the Lead & Change conference in mid-August. Internal discussions began on their return. There was no formal noti�ication from NUS of the boycott which inevitably led to some delay in our internal deliberations.”
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They added that there is no of�icial process for decisions regarding NUS motions, and that they are not bound in any way by motions passed by the NUS National Executive Council. Action was recently taken through the Student Ideas process, leading to a referendum that resulted in the Guild boycotting products made in illegal Israeli settlements. Hewlett Packard does not fall under the students’ boycott terms, despite producing systems in operation at Israeli military checkpoints in the occupied West Bank that allegedly break international law. The Guild stressed that the Student Idea and referendum terms only referred to goods produced in Israeli settlements, adding: “the proposers of the idea made it clear that they wanted the terms of this to only be about products made in the settlements, and therefore not include companies such as HP, which bene�it from involvement with Israel and its settlements, but don’t manufacture goods there.”
The communication between the NUS and Students’ Guild is so poor A third year student The large order has raised questions amongst students, though. A third year Middle East Studies and Classics student said: “There are three issues with this: one that such a large order was placed so close to the NUS decision, and that the Guild’s response to the boycott came so late afterward; two that the communication between the NUS and Students’ Guild is so poor and three that the Guild should have known that they could follow the NUS boycott, so the order should have been postponed until that decision was properly made.”
4 August: NUS votes in favour of motion to boycott HP for its involvement in Israeli settlements 6 August: Students’ Guild places £14,087 HP order 27 August: Guild decides to leave any action up to students 24 October: Students vote to boycott illegal Israeli settlement products
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THE NUS has refused to support the planned Free Education demonstration in London on 19 November. The withdrawal of support has been made due to safety concerns, with the event set to be the biggest student demo since 2010. Thousands of students are expected to attend. The protest has been organised by the Student Assembly Against Austerity and the National Campaign Against Fees and Cuts. Despite the NUS’ decision, the Students’ Guild has supported a Student Idea suggesting organising a coach to the event. The Guild has offered to help organise a coach for Exeter
students wishing to attend, and �ind “the cheapest way of getting them to London and source the money to get them there” - clarifying, however, that students will attend at their own risk. Guild President Rachael Gillies said: “In line with the outcome of the Student Idea, the Students’ Guild will continue to support the organisation of travel arrangements for students who wish to attend the national demonstration at their own risk.” Students will march through central London towards Westminster with the banner of ‘FREE EDUCATION: no fees, no cuts, no debt.’ More than 4,000 students nationwide are con�irmed as attending on the Facebook event, with nearly 40,000 more invited at the time of going to print.
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Amidst criticism from student activists, Toni Pearce, President of NUS, commented that the march poses an “unacceptable level of risk to our members,” mentioning the lack of public liability insurance in place and its inaccessibility for disabled students. The demonstration will mark the beginning of a series of activities between now and the general election to highlight the demands of the student movement and mark an escalation of opposition to the government’s current programme of fees and privatisation in education.
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PolSoc campaign enrols 600 Exeter students to vote in 2015
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Fiona Potigny News Team OVER 600 Exeter students will now be able to vote in the upcoming General Election following a registration drive led by the Politics Society, according to initial tallies. Last week, the ‘Think inside the ballot box’ campaign saw hundreds of students �lock to PolSoc’s registration terminals in the Forum to add their names to the electoral register. The �ive-minute process was realised via the gov.uk website with students needing only to provide their term-time address, date of birth and National Insurance number in order to register. Those without their details to hand were emailed a link to the online form to complete at home. The society’s Student Voter Registration Drive, which resulted from planning and collaboration with Exeter City Council and the Guild, forms part of a wider initiative aiming to increase student participation in politics in the run-up to the 2015 General
Election. Later events in the campaign will include a summit on the importance of exercising the right to vote and an overnight social on election night on 7 May. Ryan Hopkins, President of PolSoc, cited political indifference in young adults as a key motive for initiating the campaign, adding that: “our generation is the most politically apathetic there’s ever been.” In the 2010 General Election, voter turnout stood at just 51.8 per cent within the 18-24 age bracket, whilst a recent poll estimated that nearly two thirds of the estimated 3.3 million eligible �irst-time voters will not cast their ballot. Despite the bleak forecast for this demographic, PolSoc are encouraged by students’ enthusiasm: “The response has been hugely positive, with most students now understanding the importance of registering and appreciating how easy it is.” Emphasising the value of each vote, Hopkins told Exeposé: “In 2010, less than 3,000 votes separated the
winning Labour party from the Conservatives in Exeter. In such a close seat, every vote can make all the difference, and students could very well be the deciding factor – if they choose to be.”
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£280,000 of Sports England lottery Question funding awarded to the University Time for Kate Robinson News Team THE UNIVERSITY OF EXETER has received £280,000 in National Lottery funding from Sport England to encourage student sport participation. The funding is part of an £11 million project across 62 universities. The aim of the funding is to maintain students’ interest in sport, to get more students involved and to provide the University’s students with more sporting opportunities. The University’s Director of Sport, Alison Davidson, said: “Having listened to the students’ voice we can now offer them access to an increased range of activities and sportspeci�ic coaching, inspiring them to get involved in activities and enjoy
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sport,” also ensuring that there is something for every student. Approximately 52 per cent of higher education students currently take part in sporting activity at least once a week, and the funding intends to focus on increasing this number, as many young people stop doing sport in their twenties. Mike Diaper, Sport England’s Director of Community Sport, said: “By investing in the University of Exeter we’re helping students develop a lifelong sporting habit while they study.” This funding follows Sport England’s successful three-year ‘Active Universities’ programme which resulted in a two per cent increase in students taking part in sports regularly at the 41 universities involved.
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DebSoc, Benchball and ExTunes. RAG sold 550 tickets, raising £2443.60 for their nominated charities. They commented “a lot of work goes into event preparation, but, when it pays off, it’s a very proud moment.” Laura Howard, ExTunes Event Manager, said: “All our 98 tickets sold out after only two days of being on sale. It was a great success.” The event ran by donation only, all of which will fund the 2015 show.
ON 13 November, Sabbatical of�icers will be scrutinised by students in the �irst ever Exeter Students’ Guild Sabb Question Time, broadcast live by Xpression FM from the Forum Alumni Auditorium and hosted by Xpression FM’s Programmes Controller Ricky Freelove. Students will be given the chance to attend the Question Time-style debate, submit questions in advance, and hear from their representatives on a variety of Guild issues. Students are being invited to RSVP to ‘Sabb QT’ through the Guild website with a yes or no answer, and to submit a question to be posed to the Sabbs at the debate. Any students whose questions are selected will be contacted on the day of the event by the Guild. President Rachael Gillies, VP Education Ben Street, VP Activities Matt Bate and VP Welfare and Diversity Kate Hawkins will all be in attendance at the debate, which seeks primarily to increase the accountability of the sabbatical of�icers to the students they represent. This is in addition to their accountability to the Guild Council, which oversees Guild democratic processes and holds of�icers to the promises they made in their election manifestos.
Local police have taken action following numerous complaints over a sustained period concerning the disorder and anti-social behaviour of clients attending the shop premises. Devon and Cornwall police posted news of the Closure Notice on their webpage on Monday morning, along with a short video taken by police as the notice was served. In the footage,
numerous of�icers can be seen waiting outside the shop as the notice is served and the shop front closed and locked. This move comes following last month’s warning by local police of the dangers of legal highs, after a death at Exeter bus station on 25 October that is believed to have been substance related.
É Ottery St Mary tar barrels a “great success” -Sport England has a 4-year plan to raise student sport participation -A 30 month progress report shows that various projects have already over-achieved the 3-year target of 122,766 by 111%
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Sarah Gough Arts Editor THIS year’s annual �laming tar barrel festival in Ottery St Mary on 5 November has been heralded as a huge success, with police reporting no incidents and only one person suffering minor burns. As an estimated 15,000 descended on the small town, students travelled on coaches organised by societies including RAG, Mind Your Head,
Success in Boston for Exeter legal high shop shut down Biosciences students over new anti-social behaviour act Photo: Western Daily News
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A GROUP of Exeter students recently won gold at the international Genetically Engineered Machines event, held in Boston. The team had to design and develop new synthetic biological systems. The students’ system, called E.R.A.S.E (Explosive Remediation by Applied Synthetic E.coli), intends to detect and subsequently remove two of the most common explosives , TNT and Nitroglycerin. Together with academics from the University and support from the University of Exeter Annual Fund, the group also had to develop a game for Android mobiles. Team member Beth Hickton described the competition as an “experience we will never forget.”
The project’s aim was to degrade TNT or NG when present in samples so that it became non-toxic and end all cellular viability when no explosive remained.
This kind of interdisciplinary work is an important part of research Dr Christine Sambles, University Biosciences Dept. Dr. Christine Sambles from the University Biosciences department, who helped coordinate the multidisciplinary project, said: “This kind of interdisciplinary work is an important part of research, and it is fantastic that we can offer opportunities like this to our undergraduate students.”
Lucy Maguire News Team
IN what appears to be a nationwide �irst, Devon and Cornwall Police have served a Closure Notice to a shop selling so called ‘legal highs’ following complaints of anti-social behaviour. The notice was served to The Wicked Head Shop, located in South Street, on Monday 3 November. Legal highs are de�ined by the goverment as legal substances that “contain one or more chemical substances which produce similar effects to illegal drugs.” Made under Section 76 of the Anti-social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Act 2014, (new legislation which came into effect on 20 October) the closure is believed to be the �irst use of this legislation in the UK with regard to a ‘legal high’ shop.
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�igures from the radio industry will be attending the conference, running workshops and offering valuable networking opportunities for visiting university radio stations. In previous years, students had the opportunity to network with presenters and producers from BBC Radio stations. Matt Bate, VP Activities, said: “Securing the bid to host the 2015 Student Radio conference is an enormous achievement and opportunity for XpressionFM. Congratulations to all involved in this project and good luck to all those involved in the planning process.” Xpression were nominated for two awards on the night. In the coming months the radio station will be looking for a team to help run the event, where an estimated 400 delegates will descend on Exeter. Students interested in events management, regardless of being members of Xpression, are encouraged to look out for further details.
Only 25 votes of interest were needed to trigger a referendum – and with the Idea receiving 174 votes, 103 in favour, the Guild Council immediately resolved that a vote on disaf�iliation should take place. Acting Council Chairperson Oscar Maddox con�irmed: “It’s going to happen - it’s just for us to decide when we do it.” The next two student voting rounds would usually fall in Week 11 and March 2015. However, a March vote was widely rejected as too late. “The best opportunity to engage as many students as possible is Week 11,” Evans argued, continuing: “I think “this could be one of the most invigorating student debates that has taken place in many years.” A vote on the motion was held, with three options: to hold a student vote on NUS af�iliation in Week 11, Week 12 or in March 2015. With no votes for a Week 11 vote, 18 for Week 12, one for March and one abstention, a motion was passed to hold the referendum during Week 12. A 66 per cent majority will be needed for Exeter to leave the NUS, due to the �inancial implications of this decision – implications which sparked criticism for the original Student Idea, with commenter Simon Mackley stating: “Disaf�iliation would have incred-
Exeposé by UCU – the Union asked the University “to consider your approach to deductions for this action. Considering that work related to assessment and marking constitutes a minority of work for most academic and professional staff, it is manifestly unjust to �ine members 100 per cent of their wages.” The letter continued: “Implementing such a draconian policy will only serve to exacerbate and prolong what is already a bitter dispute” So far only the University of York has said it will levy 100 per cent pay cuts from day one of the dispute. Prior to the boycott’s outset, a University of Exeter spokesperson commented: “We recognise that students may be concerned about potential industrial action by UCU impacting on their assessments. The University is already working very hard to minimise the effects of any examination and marking boycott at Exeter.” As the boycott began on Thursday, an email sent by the University assured Exeter students that “after the
Christmas break, exams will go ahead as scheduled,” emphasising that assignments will still need to be submitted by deadlines. VP Education Ben Street stated: “The Students’ Guild cannot support the UCU action which will impact students profoundly. While we sympathise with staff whose position has been forced by circumstances beyond their control, we cannot condone action which could have far reaching implications for thousands of Exeter students. He continued: “Happy employees are absolutely essential to the delivery of a world class student experience and the Students’ Guild will continue to work with both the University and the Unions over the coming weeks to minimise the impact on the student experience and try to reach an end to dispute as quickly as possible.” Students can email vpeducation@ exeterguild.com for further advice and information, whilst those concerned about speci�ic assessments are encouraged to contact the SID direct.
Xpression win SRA bid XPRESSION FM have won their bid to host the 2015 Student Radio Association (SRA) conference. On 6 November the annual SRA awards ceremony took place at the London O2 Arena, where it was announced that the University of Exeter would be the 2015 conference hosts.
Securing the bid to host the 2015 student radio conference is an enormous achievement Matt Bate, VP Activities Luke Deverson, Xpression Station Manager, said: “We’re absolutely thrilled to be hosting the conference next year! It’s great to see all of our team’s hard work has paid off.” Industry specialists and notable
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ibly serious �inancial consequences for the Guild.” Fourth year Sport and Exercise student Anna Collin added that disaf�iliation “would result in increased prices in Guild outlets, including the RAM, Lemmy and Guild Shop.” VP Activities Matt Bate said: “Students’ Guild democratic bylaw states
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that student votes which have a signi�icant �inancial implication, such as af�iliation to NUS, will be decided by quali�ied majority – where two-thirds of the voting members will be considered a majority. “The Students’ Guild’s �irst priority remains the student experience and our democratic policy is shaped to ensure that students are able to express their views while protecting the future of the organisation that represents them to the University, locally, and nationally.” The referendum will take place after the NUS’ National Executive Council on 3 December, when a motion will be presented “which will speci�ically condemn the politics and methods of Isis and offer solidarity for the Kurdish
people.” The motion to condemn Isis was presented at NUS’ October NEC, but rejected as “islamophobic.” An NUS spokesperson claimed some felt the motion would “demonise all Muslims rather than solely the group of people it set out to rightfully condemn.” A new vote will be held on 3 December. Voting on NUS af�iliation will begin on Monday 8 December. Meanwhile, the University Debating Society will see speakers explore the consequences both of remaining and leaving the NUS in their debate ‘This house believes the Students’ Guild should disaf�iliate itself from the NUS’ on Friday 28 November. Photo: Edwin Yeung
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...accepted UCEA’s offer. The current disagreement follows proposals to revise the current pension scheme (USS) to address a substantial de�icit between the value of the bene�its already built up and the value of the fund’s assets, estimated to be £8 billion in March 2014. UCU General Secretary Sally Hunt said of the dispute: “The employers have failed to convince us of the need for their dramatic changes to pensions, which would leave staff thousands of pounds worse off a year in retirement.” Describing their proposals as “full of holes,” she continued: “the information they are relying on to back them up keeps being exposed as misleading,” explaining: ‘USS members have made it clear they are unconvinced by the employers’ arguments as well.” Hunt added: “We understand that the dispute will affect students so the quicker we can reach an agreement, the better.” UCU wrote to universities asking them to consider their reactions - and warning of greater sanctions if they dock full pay from boycotting staff. In a letter to Exeter University – sections of which were released to
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FOLLOWING Exeposé’s recent investigation uncovering animal testing on campus, Exeter’s Animal Welfare Society has begun a petition to lobby the University to release an annual report on their activities. The society is also asking for the University to move towards more ethical means of research, in order to minimise any harm in�licted upon animals in university laboratories. According to information recently released to Exeposé by the University, 29,361 animals were used in various experimental procedures over a seven-year period, with 17,000 currently housed on University premises. The University con�irmed that the research undertaken with these animals ranged from Animal Behaviour to Ecotoxicology to Neuroscience, as well as pre-human drug tests. The society, who were petitioning in the Forum and online last week, have asked that reports should “include the number of animals involved, the details of procedures be-
ing undertaken on each animal, and the purpose of each experiment,” further adding that “it should be communicated in a manner that is accessible to the student body.” Laura Tapp, Animal Welfare President, told Exeposé: ”We think it vital that these procedures face scrutiny from the students themselves, rather than just the government.
We think it vital that these procedures face scrutiny from the students themselves Laura Tapp, Animal Welfare Society President “It is only once this information is made available that the ethics of university policy on this topic can be debated by the wider student body. “ The online poll appears to show overwhelming support for the reports, with 77 per cent strongly agreeing and 13 per cent agreeing, with a total of 229 votes.* *Figures correct at time of printing
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“Do not feel you have to have your house sorted and signed this term” IT’S that time of year again - when the panic kicks in about housing for next year. It seems like only last week that you were moving into halls - and that’s because it pretty much was. Pressure to �ind second year housing early is ridiculous, especially considering you’ve probably only just about learnt the names of your current �latmates, so here is a quick guide to calm your nerves. Firstly, don’t rush into it. Although the fear of living out of a cardboard box on the side of the road is something many �irst years experience, make sure you choose a house that you actually like. Don’t buy the �irst thing with a roof only to regret it later when the estate agents release loads more. You’ve heard Phil and Kirsty say it, but it really is all about location, location, location! Obviously the closer to campus you are, the more expensive the house will be. Your friend might be
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announced last week. Exeter’s very own - and �irst - ‘Sabb QT’ will kick off on 13 November. On the subject of the sabbs, they divulge who they would snog, marry and avoid in an amusing Lifestyle feature on page 14. Meanwhile, students will be concerned by a renewed marking boycott, which - having started last Thursday - appears a little more ominous than previous threats. We of course support the unions in their �ight for fair pay, but hope for a quick and minimally disruptive solution, before our graduations really are put under threat. This week’s edition also features a host of interviewees who are pretty high up the ‘yep, fair play to you’ scale. First off, we chatted to Issy Bailey about her incredible recovery from a life threatening car crash; she’s now hoping to be on the plane to the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. Her powerful story is on pages 10 and 11. Meanwhile, Music chat to Little Dragons on all sorts of rogue topics - ‘wanky jazz’ and coffee are prominent (page 17). A more traditional interview of Peter Lord, from Aardman Animations, is also worth a nose in Screen on page 20. Having helped create Chicken Run, Wallace & Gromit and Morph, he chats about the future of stop-motion animation. Finally, take a peak at Sport’s interview with the voice of Formula 1, Ted Kravitz on page 36. The Exeter alumnus ponders getting into journalism, his successful career and experience in student radio on page 36.
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THIS week’s news is particularly political, with a referendum being set for Exeter’s af�iliation with the National Union of Students (NUS) (page 1), more fallout from the Israeli boycott (page 3) and (yet another) marking boycott beginning (page 1). The �irst issue is particularly signi�icant, since it could leave Exeter cut off from the NUS. The vote itself has already provoked some controversy (see ‘Dear Exeposé, page 7), but in the coming weeks the yes and no campaigns will likely �ill your timelines with endless chatter about stuff you should probably be slightly more interested in than you actually are. Joking aside, this is a serious issue and one which will have tangible consequences for students at Exeter. It’s a dif�icult choice and students will need to weigh up whether the �inancial bene�it and national input that membership provides can outweigh the obvious incompetence, rash decisionmaking, bureaucracy and air of general irrelevance surrounding the NUS. On that note, students will be concerned to hear that our wonderful national union have pulled their support of next week’s big demonstration at late notice (page 3). Organisers of the ‘Free Education’ protest - which is expected to attract thousands of students next Wednesday - are furious at the NUS for withdrawing their backing over safety fears. We’ll be covering it in more detail next issue. Their communication with the Guild also appears to be questionable, with Exeter buying £14,000 worth of Hewlett Packard products just two days after the NUS’ motion to boycott the company was passed - according to the Guild, they were never even noti�ied of a boycott. We also report on the chance to challenge our sabbatical of�icers, with a Question Time style debate being
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paying substantially less and bragging about their mod cons, but when they have to walk half an hour to get to the forum and it’s lashing down with rain, the brand new décor might not seem so worth it after all.
Do you really want to live with the kind of people who’d be eating soup with a fork and still not realise it’s time to do the washing up? Secondly, lower your standards. For �irst years currently living in halls like Holland or Birks, be prepared to give up your en-suite and cleaner. Power showers are things of the past and mould is a prominent feature in most houses, but remember: this is student living, so be ready to put in the elbow grease when the bog hasn’t been cleaned in weeks, and embrace the ‘character features.’ Finally, don’t agree to live in a
group you don’t like just because it would be impolite to say no. You will have to live with these people for a year, so if they are the kind of people who would be eating soup with a fork and still not realise it’s time to do their washing up, just think - do you really want to live with them? Although it might be awkward telling them, it’s much better to be honest than to end up contractually obliged to live with animals for a year. Try and ignore the overwhelming pressure to �ind a house. Take a breather, decide who you want to live with and book some viewings when you’re ready, but don’t freak out if people are getting theirs sorted before you. Maybe if it gets to May and you still haven’t got a guaranteed roof then a shade of panic might be justi�ied, but even then you won’t be out of options. For now though, don’t worry - you WILL have a roof over your head come September. So be organised, but absolutely do not feel like you have to have your house sorted and signed before the end of �irst term.
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We were told that if we want to renew our contract for third year, our rent will go up by £10 a week. They’re blaming it on the cost of bills but really it’s just money grabbing. Second year English We have mould and silverfish, which is a big problem. Sometimes we find them in our mugs. Oh, and we were without hot water for two days...
Our landlord last year wouldn’t leave, he was just there every weekend. So we were trying to tell him that it wasn’t his place, that he doesn’t live there. But he kept saying he wanted to clean the bathrooms. On the one hand, we were getting our bathrooms cleaned, but he was really just there to check up on us. He was always a bit panicky, so when we called him and told him the gas metre reading, he thought it seemed too high so he called the gas board and told them there’s definitely a leak in the house. So the fire brigade came round and did a full house inspection. Third year Politics We’re with a private landlady who’s been really difficult. When I moved, in I had really bad damp and it took a long time to get her to do anything about it. She made the whole thing very personal and she’s quite rude and difficult to communicate with. She comes into our room and opens windows when we’re not there which she absolutely should not be doing. It’s a nice house and we like it a lot but, what she’s doing is slightly on the verge of harassing us.
Trying to find someone to live with in your first year is really stressful. We’re lucky we all get on really well, but a lot of my friends are now living with people they aren’t actually close to anymore because they organised it so early. Living in a house is so different to halls because you’re sharing your space, and some people are really inconsiderate. It’s forced upon you too early. Second year IR
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A lot of the estate agents don’t care, and if you have a problem, they don’t really come that quick. We had really bad mould in one of our rooms, when you walked in it was literally like walking into a jungle, you couldn’t breathe. They just kept making excuses and wouldn’t come and deal with it. Third year English
Definitely make sure you know the people that you live with. People choose so early! We signed for a house in November when I was a Fresher! I ended up really not liking a person I lived with in second year. Third year Drama
DEAR EXEPOSÉ... I read with interest the article “Animal testing on campus”, that appeared in the last issue of Exeposé. Myself and my colleagues wholeheartedly support a debate about animal testing at Exeter and are pleased that the student body wish to engage with it. It is essential that both students and staff understand what we do here and the reasons for it. This has to be balanced with considerations regarding the welfare of animals, which is strictly governed by the Home Office, and with the safety of staff involved in the process in mind. We are committed to reducing the involvement of animals whenever and wherever possible. However, it is also important to understand that at this time research involving animals can provide both insight and understanding that we cannot gain in alternative ways. There remain some elements of research that have no feasible alternative to obtain the necessary information and evidence. Furthermore, it remains an essential part of discovering the causes of human disease, developing better diagnosis and improving treatments, which has the capacity to change lives on a global scale. In addition, effective stewardship of the global environment is extremely important to us and some of our research involves examining ecotoxicology and making sure products generated by industry are as safe as possible for the environment and wildlife populations. The effects of the pollutants on animals and humans can only be discovered in the current testing environment at Exeter in the aquatic laboratories.
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My housing experience has actually been fine. We had a pretty clear idea of who we were going to live with so it wasn’t a rush, more about finding the house we were all comfortable with which included fairly even rooms. You can rush ahead but the people you live with are more important than the place you’re in.
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“The Guild is not truly democratic” I called for a Student Idea to call for a Student Vote on NUS Membership. The conditions were that: 25 people needed to vote on this Idea and that such a vote would take place in Week 11 on Term One. At the close of the Idea, 174 votes were cast (seven times the amount of votes that were needed). 59.2 per cent either voted Strongly Agree and Agree and 37.9 per cent voted Disagree or Strongly Disagree. That is a decent majority. I attended Guild Council on Wednesday to discuss this idea and they had to agree to a Vote/Referendum. They believe that there should be a 66 per cent majority to secure a ‘Yes’ vote. No university has ever needed to satisfy such a condition in similar votes. That isn’t fair. The Guild claims to be one of the most democratic students unions in the country. Surely the democratic thing would be to offer a 50/50 vote. Although 103 people voted on the grounds that a vote would happen in Week 11, the Council have pushed it back to Week 12- a week in which students will head home maybe a few days early and attend various Balls and socials. This vote was meant to reinvigorate student democracy. A vote in Week 12 does not achieve this. Their logic is because the NUS NEC will actually have time to pass a new ISIS motion. Initially they wanted to push a vote back until March! This is not in the interests of democracy. Instead, the Guild are constantly trying to change the goalposts to suit them. We have a Guild Council that has the President and ex-President of the Socialists and President of Labour Students Exeter. I am not a party politician but this to me seems unrepresentative. On these grounds, it is only fair to say that the Guild is not truly democratic and it will only strengthen the ‘Yes’ cause. Best wishes, Charlie Evans
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As Remembrance Day approaches, Sophie Harrison, Online Books Editor, questions the motivations of those who choose to wear a poppy Memorial Events Armistice Day Prayers Tuesday 11 November 10:55 Fauré Requiem for Armistice Day @ Exeter Cathedral Tuesday 11 November 19:30 “What Do You Collect? War Cabinet” First World War exhibition @ RAMM Museum 14 October - 31 December First World War Centenary exhibition @ RAMM Museum Ongoing
Famous Words We must be prepared to make heroic sacrifices for the cause of peace that we make ungrudgingly for the cause of war Albert Einstein Its legacy still affects us today good and bad David Cameron People don’t really remember that the Gurkhas were in the trenches in the First World War Joanna Lumley In Flanders fields the poppies blow/ Between the crosses row on row John McCrae If people want to make war they should make a colour war, and paint each others’ cities up in the night in pinks and greens Yoko Ono Draft beer, not people Bob Dylan
REMEMBERENCE. Honouring the fallen; the people who gave their lives for this country. It is always a humbling time of year, heavily wrapped in emotion as well as celebration. However, two labels I would never attach to such an occasion? Capitalisation and correctness. The former is more criminal to me than the latter, yet both have become embedded in the remembrance commemorations of recent years. Poppy pressure and Cenotaph Politics are ever more palpable.
Poppy pressure and Cenotaph Politics are ever more palpable A few years ago, Jon Snow caused outrage on TV when he refused to wear a poppy. He cited h i s opposition to the “poppy fascism” that saw the pressure for people on television to wear a poppy. Snow himself had nothing against the Poppy Appeal; on the contrary, he asserts his support for it and donates to the Royal British Legion. He turned poppy pressure on its head, saying that people telling him that he “must” wear the symbol – a public display of his support – is going against the very concept of free will that our troops died �ighting for. Using the current two prime-time weekend TV shows, Strictly Come Dancing and X Factor, as examples, you can see this “poppy fascism” in the �lesh. Poppies adorn the costumes of every participant... Poppies in hair, custom made in satins and silks, with X Factor bringing a diamanté �inish that overshadows the red. I struggle to believe that every person on TV brings his or her own
poppy. Just by looking at the majority of them, it is clear they are fresh from the box, very far removed from the slightly crumpled appearance of mine when it has been pinned onto each day’s given shirt or dress. I cannot say with full conviction that each person who is given a poppy places money in the box. And even if they do… would they think about it if a backstage assistant did not pin it to their chest? I recall an incident during my senior school years, when I was on the school’s leadership team. We were about to give a special Assembly for Remembrance Day, and one of the Deputy Head Girls turned to me and said: “could you give me your poppy? It looks worse if I am not wearing one.” I was in a state of shock after hearing this. It epitomised one of the inherent wrongs in today’s society; the super�iciality. That same year, I overheard another student at my school say to her friend “perfect, I don’t have to
buy one now.” She had spotted a poppy on the �loor. To the outside world, she is someone ‘supporting’ our Armed Forces; Jon Snow is disrespectful and subsequently criticised by society. The irony here is farcical. Maybe I am simply being cynical. I would never for a moment claim that every person on TV – including the two shows aforementioned – would
not genuinely choose to wear a poppy. I am sure that the various charity singles released by shows such as X Factor, have been produced with good intentions; they have also raised a considerable amount of money, which can never be belittled. However, in a similar vein to the “No make-up sel�ie” campaign, what started with good intentions can become slightly unsavoury when enacted. I was a supporter of the latter campaign; my view was, if it raises money, any criticism of it is just pointless knit-picking; what is condemning it actually doing to �ight cancer? Poppy politics has also become synonymous with a degree of exploitation. I do feel that the politicians in power have a genuine respect and gratitude for our fallen soldiers. However, there are instances where politically neutral charity has become embroiled in party strategy.
Last year, UKIP placed a party sticker in the centre of their Poppy Wreath; it upended the concept of neutrality and universality of the war. Nonetheless, it is not necessarily the politicians, but the media who propagate their own beliefs. Earlier this year, there was an incident
where the leaders of the three main parties laid wreaths at the cenotaph, to mark the 100th anniversary of the outbreak of the Great War. Only David Cameron was given the opportunity to attach a personalised message to this; however, this true version of the story only came after the more right-leaning British Newspapers condemned “crass and insensitive” Ed Miliband for writing merely ‘from the Leader of the Opposition,’ in “childish handwriting.” It later emerged, after identifying the handwriting on the wreaths of Nick Clegg and Alex Salmond to be the same, that the Labour Leader had never been granted the chance to write his own message. The media, in this instance, politicised what should remain above such things.
The poppy is powerful because of the history behind it When I think of remembrance, I do think of the poppy. I will not do a Jon Snow and make a stand by not wearing one; to me, it matters that I do. Just as I took a sel�ie and donated to Cancer Research, I will buy a poppy and place my money in the tin. At other times in the year, I may see a collection tin in a café, or on the high street, and donate to various other causes; I do not need or expect a golden star for it. Yet society today demands publicity. From social media to sel�ies, people choose to propagate their lives and prove their actions; what once remained private is no longer considered real enough. The poppy is powerful because of the history behind it. You look and you see the Flanders �ields red, the bloodshed and the lives sacri�iced to give us freedom. Now we live in a society where you can only face public life, respectfully, pinned with a poppy; a culture that tries to marry the sacri�ice of our soldiers with the sparkle of the studio lights on a Saturday night show.
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ISSY BAILEY had it all. A popular fresher in her �irst year at Exeter, she had excellent grades, a great social life, a happy home environment and numerous sporting achievements to her name, including the chance to represent England at hockey. Then she had a car crash. The impact crushed �ive ribs, damaged a lung, severed her liver, broke her back, left her without full movement in her left hand and paralysed her from the waist down. “Technically I died at the scene,” she says bluntly from her wheelchair. “I was pronounced medically dead, twice. “They started operating on me in the ambulance because I was losing too much blood. If I’d have gone in the helicopter they wouldn’t have had enough space to operate: I would have just died. I was in theatre for seven hours and had three operations before I woke up, (a further) two on my back and then, when I was conscious, they operated on me to pin my ribs in place.”
I was pronounced medically dead, twice Having been at the cinema with two friends, Bailey was a back seat passenger when they collided with an oncoming vehicle, spun out of control and hit another car head on at 60mph. After being in a medically induced
coma for �ive days, then being sedated for a further seven, she spent six months in hospital; one in intensive care. “They were in big cars, we were in a Citroen C1, a tin can,” Bailey muses candidly. “I remember dropping Lucy off, getting in the car and that’s it. Five days later I had my �irst memory.” We’re a few metres from her Lafrowda �lat at the Grove Diner, discussing the event that changed her life in the most matter of fact terms. She’s bravely agreed to talk about her ordeal in depth but on the �irm condition that I can’t use the word ‘inspirational’ to describe her. “Have I inspired you?” the Paralympic hopeful asks stubbornly, to which I haven’t the courage for the obvious response. “People de�initely take more notice of what you have to say. I don’t know if it’s because if you ignore a disabled person then… you’re a twat,” she smiles, adding in a mock tone: “but whatever I say now seems to have, like, a profound effect on people. No - I’ve just bounced back from a car accident, it doesn’t make me some sort of philosophical genius, I just know a bit more about being in a wheelchair.” She talks vividly about her “nightmare” experiences during some of her rehabilitation, notably arriving at Stoke Mandeville hospital, her time in the Trauma Unit and the �irst time she got into a wheelchair. “At that point I still was not aware that I was going to end up in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. I had no
idea. I honestly don’t remember when that �irst occurred to me.”
I just wanna walk around and dance with the freshers Now back at Exeter after the accident in June 2013, the 20-year-old is in her second year studying English, having been forced to defer a year. She says “life is good,” but expresses frustration about aspects of her new situation. “When I’m getting drunk I just wanna walk around and dance with the freshers… It’s really annoying to be in an environment for young people and having responsibilities that I don’t want. I have to take time to take care of parts of my body that I can’t feel and do stuff that I don’t want to be doing… and I feel like a grandma! I want to be out with my mates and instead I have to be in, on the phone to a doctor, just doing boring crap and taking life more seriously. “Yeah (its changed my outlook). I care less what people think about me, because I’ve been through so much that they will never understand.” Despite what she has gone through, the London born student retains a positive outlook. “Tomorrow anyone could be in the same situation as me and I’m really glad I did all the things I did because some of those I just can’t do now. So I would say just
do things. Just do it. Now. Don’t wait ’til tomorrow or the next week. “It’s really clichéd, but its true: however bad things seem, there’s always someone in a worse position than you. There’s always people that have lost more than you and are gonna lose more than you. I just had a spinal cord injury, some people have an injury and if they’re a father then they’ve lost the father �igure that they might have been. People lose their jobs, people lose their houses - everything - over this kind of injury and I’m actually really lucky in the fact that I’ve still got my mum to look after me, my dad, a new house with less stairs. I’ve been unusually lucky and I know that there are hundreds and thousands of people with spinal cord injuries who are so much worse off. I can’t really complain.” She does have dif�iculties and “low days,” but is already national champion in the Paralympic Women’s 10 Metre Air Pistol, alongside playing wheelchair rugby and badminton. Above all, though, Bailey misses able-bodied sport: “It’s really hard to watch people play hockey. My god, I hate it so much. I miss just being able to go out and smash a ball around a hockey pitch with Nat and Grigg. “I miss feeling the ground under your feet, like if it’s gravelly or sandy or hard or whatever. But if I could walk for a day I think I’d just spend the whole day walking up and down stairs. I really miss stairs and being able to go everywhere - now its just a pain in the arse.”
Travelling down hills, though, is the subject of some enjoyment and Bailey sees going fast in her chair as the best thing about her disability. She takes a sort of ‘pimp my wheelchair’ pride in her mode of transport, too. “I �ind that having a really nice wheelchair is like having a really nice car. Honestly, you look at people in the street in chairs and you’re like ‘yeah mine’s better than yours!’”
There were people who were just on ventilators the entire time. I saw them and I was like: ‘shit, why am I moaning?’ I have the chance to be independent Heaping praise on the University for their help with the logistics of her return to Exeter, she adds: “They were awesome. The accommodation team have been amazing, I’m in a perfect room in Lafrowda and anything extra I needed was immediately put in. “I’ve got a mentor and if I’ve got problems relating to my disability then I can go to them. They’ve been really helpful, they’ve made me feel like there’s a team around me.” She’s also quick to thank her peers for their support: “All my friends have been amazing. Jenny Cann - put her in this article she’s my lifesaver. I dunno what I’d do
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markable story of recovery without her. “I don’t spend as much time with my �lat as I want to,” she notes, before giggling: “They’ve been incredible, taken me as another fresher rather than a random, outcast, disabled second year.” Bailey reserves special praise, though, for the University’s High Performance Strength and Conditioning Coach, Alan Pope (AKA ‘Beef’). “The best person has been Beef: he’s amazing. He’s so keen to get me to Rio and I need that push, that motivation. As soon as I get in the gym, he’s sort of like ‘Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get on the �loor and do some press ups.’ Its just amazing - like today, he printed me a picture of Brad Pitt and put it on the �loor under me and said: ‘Right, do press ups so your nose touches Brad.’” The long-term goal is to get to the 2016 Paralympics in Rio de Janeiro, but the young athlete is aware of the hardships involved. “It’s 50-50 at the minute. It’s going to be dif�icult because I graduate in 2016. I’ve got a lot on but I really could do it. I do want to push myself and get there but it will be a case of sometimes sacking off the social things I want to do in order to get a good night’s sleep to train the next day. That’s something I haven’t come across, so it’s taking a while to adjust, but I’ll get there, otherwise I’m gonna get hassle from Beef.” For all the dreams of grandeur, she retains a refreshingly humble perspective on her own situation, insisting she’s “lucky.” “In the spinal unit there were peo-
ple with neck injuries who were just on ventilators the entire time. I saw them and I was like: ‘Shit, why am I moaning?’ I have the chance to be independent; they will never be independent again because they physically can’t care for themselves, so I need to man up and get on with this because some of the people had no visitors, relied on nurses to feed them, give them water, take them to the toilet, everything. My mum was there every day apart from two days of my entire rehab, so I was like: ‘Why am I complaining?”
I really could go to the Paralympics Her plans for the future will seem adventurous to many, as she hopes to travel after graduating, despite the restrictive nature of her disability. “I still think that teaching ESL (English as a Second Language) would be a good idea but also think that I’d really like to go abroad and visit other spinal units. I think that’d be really cool just to see what they’re like overseas. But career-wise I have no idea.” Before then, she hopes to have competed in Brazil for GB’s Paralympic team, but even if she does not make it, you get the sense that things will work out with her brave, get-up-andgo attitude. She might have had a horrible accident, but Issy Bailey still has it all regardless.
SADLY it is not unusual to hear about criminals receiving the death penalty in Middle Eastern countries. It is estimated that 8,000 people are living on death row in Pakistan today, many whom have been refused appeals and face execution. Huge media attention was sparked in 2010 when Christian mother, Asia Bibi, was sentenced to death after being accused of insulting the prophet Muhammad. Under Pakistan’s blasphemy laws, her crime’s punishment is death. Despite appeals from human rights groups, governments and thousands of petitioners to save her life, the Pakistani court upheld the ruling on 18 October. All hopes for any appeal have been lost. Is the West incapable of upholding human rights in the East? Is this a battle we will never win?
Is the West incapable of upholding human rights in the East? Blasphemy laws are not restricted to Pakistan - most countries have restrictions on what citizens can say about religion, while Britain had a law until 2008. However, the crime of blasphemy in Pakistan comes with extreme and severe consequences – life imprisonment or the death penalty. Little evidence is needed to convict someone; there is no requirement to prove intent, no guidance on what constitutes “blasphemy,” and no punishment for false accusations. In most cases, evidence is not even read out in court, as that would be blasphemous in itself. People accused can go through a trial unaware of what they have even been accused of.
The system is open to much abuse, and human rights groups have argued that it is too often used to settle personal feuds or discriminate against minority religions. Asia Bibi’s family were the only Christians in the village, and they were often urged to convert to Islam, but refused. Asia was criticised by her neighbour for drinking water from a cup she had found beside a well, as she thought it unclean for a Christian to drink from the same cup as a Muslim. In the argument that ensued, Asia was accused of blaspheming the prophet, although Asia to this day maintains her innocence and claims that the women only want to punish her. The injustice of the system is equally highlighted by the case of Mohammed Asghar, a British citizen suffering from schizophrenia, who also faces blasphemy charges despite his mental condition. Asghar was hospitalised in September after being shot by a radicalised prison guard. David Cameron has yet to respond to a petition with over 70,000 signatures calling for action to be taken. So why does the Pakistani government continue to uphold these severe laws? Predominantly due to social pressure. The culture of fear and violence that surrounds the system makes any reformation dif�icult. When Asia’s case became a hot topic in 2010, three politicians from the governing party of the time called for reform. One, Salmaan Taseer, was shot dead by his own bodyguard; another, Shahbaz Bhatti, was murdered by the Taliban, leaving the third forced into hiding. Blasphemy is a hugely sensitive issue in the majority Muslim country. A school was burnt down last year when a teacher
was accused of blasphemy - one of her pupils had miscopied a sentence which, being miscopied, appeared insulting to Muhammad. It must also be stressed that not all cases are against non-Muslims; on the contrary, 97 per cent convicted of blasphemy are in fact Muslim.
David Cameron has yet to respond to a petition with over 70,000 signatures calling for action Most Islamic groups in Pakistan maintain that the blasphemy laws are taken straight from the Qur’an, and are therefore justi�ied. The assassin of Taseer was painted a hero in 2010, and showered with rose petals when he arrived at court for his murder trial. With such strong support for the laws, you can see why the government are so hesitant to reform the laws. Politicians are afraid to speak out against them, newspapers are afraid to print stories about them, and the public cannot oppose them. Despite this, international pressure could still enforce change. The European Union is Pakistan’s largest trading partner and holds persuasive power over the government. There have been success stories. 14 year old Rimsha Masih, falsely accused of burning the Qur’an, was released from prison in 2013 after much international pressure. Groups are still �ighting to save Asia and Asghar. Human rights will never be perfectly standardised, but we should still act upon injustices.
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Lifestyle explores the Uni-verse Laura-Jane Tiley, Online News Editor, tells us how societies are beneficial and why we should all join
‘SOCIETY’ is a strange word when you start university. It sounds mature, archaic, and even a little bit exclusive. Most freshers wonder what all the fuss is about. And actually, societies are all these things. They are mature in the sense that they prime you for the world of work, archaic in that they’re a traditional part of university life, a part of university life that has both flourished and thrived, and exclusive because they are grown for people with shared, and sometimes very niche, interests. Just wandering around the heaving Activities Fair this year, I could see how important societies are to students both old and new. What else would drag a bemused first year, a
hungover second year, and even more hungover third year out of bed on the final weekend of Freshers’ Week? Taken out of context, handing over £10 for a t-shirt emblazoned with a winceworthy tag line would seem extortionate. Yet somehow, in that moment, nothing has ever felt so right.
BEING hard up is inevitably a part of student life. Although annoying, it can teach you some valuable lessons in basic budgeting as well as imaginative ways to scrimp those pennies; however, there is another option… getting a job. Just a few hours a week and you could be much better off at the end of the month without having to rely on meagre maintenance loans, but how much of a toll would it take on your social life, and of course, your degree? Sacrificing a couple days each week evidently means sacrificing time that could be spent studying, resulting in less reading, less writing and less work – but this isn’t as problematic as it sounds. It’s no surprise
students don’t spend every hour of their free time in the library, so working part-time is easily done, even if it does mean staying up a little later each night or resisting that midweek lie-in. If anything, working can break up your week and can sometimes motivate you to get out of bed in the morning (reluctant or not) as opposed to days lost to hungover Netflix marathons. “But what about nights out?” you may gasp. Working has never been an obstacle when it comes to socialising. In fact, the prospect of work in the morning rarely stops a Friday night in Timepiece – you just learn the invaluable skill of knowing your limits! Saturday mornings can be pretty bleak when
We are lucky to have such a range of societies We are lucky to have such a range of societies at Exeter. From Vegetarian Society to Game of Thrones, Romanian to Beats and Bass, Gliding to K-Pop, there are 222 be exact. As the list ex-
pands, so does the number of people that get involved. Sitting on the Societies Executive committee this year, what never fails to amaze me is how passionate people are about their society. Our role is two-fold: affiliating new societies and giving grants for society initiatives. Christmas balls, exotic trips, and festivals have flooded through our doors. Most of all, they’re fun events; but they also give students opportunities to budget, design and lead. It’s employability without the yawning. Life skills without being brain-numbing. Societies can also make a huge difference to the wider community. Harry Potter Society teach Quidditch to school children, Be the Change or-
ganise outreach projects for homeless people in Exeter and Politics Society campaign for young people to vote in
you’re feeling a little worse for wear and the day may drag on for what seems like forever, but for the money, a sore head every once in a while is a small price to pay.
through work can be invaluable when it comes to graduating. While you might be talented in the way of citations and bibliographies, as a graduate, learning to work with different people will be necessary no matter your career path. You may not have to take an exam, but these skills are best learned in the workplace through interacting with others – not through drunken chit-chat with a fit barman in the early hours of the morning. Another perk of the job is making new friends! No doubt you will encounter dozens of lovely people throughout your time at uni, but it can be quite refreshing to socialise with people outside of university life every once in a while. Colleagues who are blissfully unaware of upcoming exams can make great friends, and are likely to take you to wonderful places like Rococos, or if you’re unlucky, the
national elections. Students are extremely powerful and societies are platforms for this to grow.
Sophie Prescott discusses how getting a part-time job can earn you more a lot more than money
It can be refreshing to socialise with people outside of university life Then there’s the actual work itself. Anyone who has worked in retail can empathise with being shouted at by complete strangers about the smallest of things, but unfortunately this is the norm with some customers – and it can be pretty unpleasant. However, here are some of the ways in which work can be rewarding at times and occasionally – gasp – enjoyable. Firstly, the social skills learnt
Chevvy. Last but definitely not least, there’s the main thing - money. Being able to upgrade your groceries from ‘everyday value’ or go clothes shopping guiltfree occasionally is definitely worth the work, no matter how difficult the customer. Of course, you’ll still have to rely on various loans and bursaries, but with a healthy income at the end of the month, it’s great to feel a little more self-sufficient. If you can find the time, I would definitely recommend a part-time job. A couple of evening shifts or perhaps one full day a week is great for pocketing a little extra money while gaining some useful experience at the same time. Now, with Christmas fast approaching, there’s no better time to grab yourself a temp job this festive season to give it a go without the longterm commitment.
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Societies are a crucial part of university life, but how do you choose which one to join? We asked Lifestyle writers to review their favourite societies and here are the results! Akash Beri
THE Exeter Meditation Society celebrates another year on campus, offering even more guided meditation sessions for students to develop a happier, more relaxed life. University life, as you all know, can be a very stressful place �illed with essays and deadlines (don’t you just hate those?), which can impact our wellbeing. At its core, meditation is a technique to clear the mind and promote relaxation, which is actually around 10 to 15 thousand years old, originating in South India.
We had a recent ‘full moon’ meditation held at midnight under the stars Through guided contemplation and relaxation sessions, the Exeter Meditation Society wants to address those pesky worries, providing students with a much needed outlet for those revision blues.
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DURING the tumultuous and predominantly hazy blur that was my Freshers’ Week, many eons ago, I somehow found myself signing up to the University’s surf club, EUSC, in a half-mad hung-over state of panic. Having never even held a sur�board before, I was sure that I had just made a monumental mistake. Two years later and it was the best mistake I’ve ever made. Whilst my sur�ing skills have still not progressed so far as to legitimately call myself a surfer chick, I nonetheless enjoy donning my snapback and surf tee and parading around campus as if I shred barrels daily (that’s a surfer term - we throw them around to appear cool). EUSC is incredibly welcoming to surfers of all levels, from pro shredders to complete newbies. Some of my best memories of uni-
Haydn Fraser, a workshop coordinator, said: “The whole society is built around the principles of meditation, like openness and non-judgement, so there is a real sense of freedom to just be yourself.” The society is not itself faithbased and welcomes anyone either on or off campus, regardless of background or religion, to meditate together twice a week. Monday sessions are beginner friendly meetings led by students, with awesome guided relaxation talks to chill you out. Katrina Stockton, former President of the society, really enjoyed students being able to share thoughts and experiences together. She said: “It’s a place where you can feel truly comfortable without judgment and have a space to learn about yourself, others and the environment.” Thursday talks explore meditation in more depth, with wise teachers from both Buddhist and nonBuddhist backgrounds being invited in to talk. Jack Chandler, Vice-President, recalls the memorable visit of Suvaco Bhikkhu, a Buddhist monk from the Hartridge Buddhist Mon-
versity are thanks to the club, including the annual France trip in June and the legendary Newquay weekend trip at the start of term. Imagine 100 mad surfer types getting down in the grittiest club Newquay has to offer and you get the idea.
From skinny dipping in November to dressing in bin bags for Arena, EUSC has done it all From skinny dipping in November to dressing in bin bags for Arena, EUSC has done it all. The club has given me the opportunity to explore Cornwall’s �inest beaches, surf abroad and make lifelong friends. Over the course of my two years in the club I have gone from somehow falling off a foamy whilst body boarding (an impressive feat in itself) to actually being able to stand up and ride some pretty strong (mildly strong) waves. With some great surf beaches so close, it seems crazy to not at least give the coolest sport on campus a go. Even if sur�ing is not for you, the social side of the club alone is worth a membership. So grab a beanie, start channelling the ‘gnar’ and join EUSC!
astery. Jack said: “He came in to do a session for us. He had some very insightful views about meditation and life in general, and everyone who came to his session was inspired.” There’s also plenty of socials to enjoy, like the recent ‘full moon meditation’ held at midnight under the stars. Was it cold? Yes. Was it a great experience? You bet. With membership numbers going through the roof, the committee hopes to widen its message and help others discover the joys of meditation.
Lauren Fraser BAKESOC is a fun society that unites people across the University through their love of all things cake. Through a combination of committee-led and professional baking classes (traybakes, gluten free, and patisserie to name a few coming up!), students of all abilities can bake together and learn new things. But what happens in the kitchen doesn’t always stay in the kitchen - if we’re not busy becoming the next Mary Berry/Paul Hollywood, cocktails socials are a popular pastime for BakeSoc members. We challenge you to �ind a better combination than cocktails and cake!
We challenge you to �ind a better combination than cocktails and cake! BakeSoc is only a toddler in the Guild family, as we are currently in our third year. It was set up in response to the increasing popularity of baking, (Great British Bake Off did recently get promoted to BBC1 after all), and has gone from strength to strength since, with a large but
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DOES the idea of downing a ‘dirty pint’ make you feel physically ill? Do cocktails send your shine-a shiverin’? Is lager your worst nightmare? If so, then the Real Ale Society is the place for you. Since becoming Guild af�iliated in March 2014, the Real Ale Society has grown considerably in size and in its �irst year of paid memberships over 100 people have signed up. The society have held a number of major events: a pub crawl for new freshers to explore the best watering holes Exeter has to offer, and a brewery tour of local brewers Hanlons. The trip to Hanlons was a particular highlight, with over 30 members taking the trip down the road to Newton St. Cyrus to learn about how beer is brewed commercially, as well as sampling Hanlons beers and their delicious beer-beef stew! We also just had a belated Oktober Fest celebration at the Impy, in which we all wore fashionable lederhosen.
friendly membership base. For students who love to bake, BakeSoc is the perfect society to join. Whether you’ve arrived at uni and tried your hand at cookies or have been baking for years (any more Martha’s out there?) BakeSoc has something for you!
We have cocktail socials, brunches and bake-andbring picnics It’s also extremely good value at just £8 membership for the whole year and classes only a few pounds to cover the cost of ingredients. So for great value baking classes and the chance to meet people just as mad about baking as you, BakeSoc is the society to join! We have cocktails,
Looking into the future, the society hopes to hold more brewery tours, beer tasting events and pub crawls, and is also holding a home-brew competition to �ind Exeter’s Master Student Brewer on 10 November. Next year, the society hopes to host a beer festival in the Ram garden, and are in the process of organising a trip abroad, either to Munich for Oktoberfest 2015, or to Belgium. The Real Ale Society is a fun and relaxing alternative to many other drinks-based societies, with a casual and informal atmosphere. None of our members are pressured to drink, and the focus is on sampling the wide variety of ales, craft beers and ciders on offer in Exeter and beyond... come along!
socials, brunches and bake-andbring picnics throughout the year to give BakeSoc members a chance to get to know each other, socialise and have fun in a variety of settings. We also try to get to as many events as possible, such as the Big Cake Show next summer, and have celebrity/guest speakers in to demonstrate their culinary skills. Come along and be the icing on our cake!
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The best of the Lifestyle Twitterati’s musings and wit this week Tweet us @ExeposeLStyle Harrison @HarrsionJones7 Can normally tell how good the night before was based on how scattered my stuff is. Just found one shoe in my t shirt drawer... #LoveLemmy Elin Davies @eeeeeeeelin Just seen someone tweet ‘Lad Bible has really gone downhill’ LIKE THERE WAS A PEAK FOR THE LAD BIBLE Isobel @isobelgrace08 Got a stitch just walking to circuit class. Good start, isobel, good start. Josh Mines @MinesyJosh The awkward moment when you accidentally start playing footisie with the stranger sitting opposite you in the loft Harry Shepherd @HarrySheperd ‘1094 reasons why Buzzfeed articles are getting too long.’ Sarah Gough @sarahgoughy That awkie momo when you bought the palest foundation to look dead and it actually really compliments your skin tone Imogen Procter @ImiProcter 3 girls, 1 central heating system #clueless Radha @radhapx The bags under my eyes are Chanel Jack Wardlaw @jackwardlaw94 She’s photobombed, selfied, now her first tweet, blimey the Queen will be instagraming motivational quotes before long #whitegirlroyalty Sophie Harrison @sophiah_7 aaand back to lectures where I pretend I have a) understood reading and more simply b) actually did it… Well at least it’s #Milton! #Unilife Becca @rebeccahodgkins A seat on the train. What is this rarity... Eamonn Crowe @eamonnlc Tip for anyone looking for internships: if you’re not an economics student, you’re fucked.
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David Tennant – Marry Why wouldn’t you marry him? I have loved him since I was a teenager – any other answer would feel like a betrayal. Also a man who supports #NeverOK is de�initely one to keep!
David Beckham - Marry I would marry David Beckham simply because he’s the best of this bad bunch and because I would not be able to put up with any of the others.
Mariah Carey Marry I’ve decided I’d like to marry Mariah Carey because she is beautiful and an insane singer and I am generally attracted to talent.
Mary Berry - Marry What a babe. An endless supply of cake would go down very nicely as I am the worst cook since the beginning of time. No joke, chicken kiev, chips and beans is about the extent of my ability.
Peter Andre – Snog For a cheeky kiss I wouldn’t mind being his mysterious girl. Although if he expects a duet of ‘A Whole New World’ then he has another thing coming.
Justin Bieber – Avoid His life motto is Never Say Never however, I beg to differ! I would want to sit him down and sort out his life more than anything. Not averse to a cheeky Bieber tune though.
Harry Styles - Snog I think Harry is the hottest member of One Direction, but he definitely needs to cut his hair.
David Dickinson - Avoid Mr Dickinson has an annoying tan, a very annoying accent and an even more annoying TV show. Therefore, it’s a no from me...
Tulisa - Snog De�initely not a fan of hers, but out of my two remaining options, I think I would prefer snogging her.
Helen Mirren - Avoid Despite my love of Helen Mirren, she is older than my mum…Sorry Helz.
Kim Kardashian – Snog Clearly a driven individual as she is now worth an estimated $45million - with looks to match. My thanks to Exeposé Lifestyle for providing me with this opportunity.
Mel B - Avoid They call her Scary Spice, but she genuinely scared me a bit when I was a kid and I’ve heard that her personality is, err, formidable.
Turn your walk of shame into a stride of pride!
Fran Lowe, Online Features Editor, shares her advice on owning your bedroom antics
YOU wake up. Your head is spinning, and you’re not sure why your mouth feels like a sock. There’s a funny, unfamiliar smell in the air, and you open your weary eyes to reveal that… you’re not in your own bed. Now you must face the walk of shame. We’ve all seen them in action, and now it’s your turn. But let this be no cause for dismay! With a few tips and tricks from a - shall we say, experienced - walk of shamer, it is possible to turn your early morning walk into something to be proud of. Step 1: Appearance Whether it’s AU ones or the usual short shorts and crop top, the way you look can be a challenge in the morning. Ladies, this is your opportunity to borrow a jumper. Gents, just make sure that you don’t look like a rag, and you could feasibly pass as any other chap in the street. Now is also the time to check in the mirror to make sure that you haven’t got any eyeliner on your chin or glitter in your hair.
Step 2: Timing Take my advice: do not walk home at half past eight. Why? Because this is when parents are taking their children to school. It’s quite hard to be proud of yourself when surrounded by mothers shielding the eyes of their four-year-olds from the sacrilegious sight that is a hungover, post-coital student. Either get up early and make a mad dash for it before rush hour, or stick it out for an extra half hour. You can use this time to drink pints of water, or engage in other, erm, activities.
Walk tall, with an expression that says ‘yeah, I had sex this morning!’ Step 3: Walk Tall It’s time to make a move. Tempting as it is to jump from shadow to shadow like a ninja all the way home, this is
not the way to do it. As my ballet teacher always used to say, shoulders back, chin up. Everyone around you will almost certainly know what you’ve been up to, so make them jealous. The likelihood is that the sex went from their marriages years ago, so, with a little proud smirk, you can remind them that you were
getting down and dirty not �ive hours ago. Walk tall, with an expression that says, “Yeah, I had sex this morning!” I’ve spent nearly three years perfecting this technique, and I’m glad to have had the opportunity to pass on some words of wisdom. Be proud of your night time antics; this is what memories are made of!
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This week we sent two more saucy singletons on a Blind Date. Did the chemistry start �ireworks or did the conversation �izzle? THIS time we sent our couple to Giraffe in Princesshay for their Blind Date. We matched third year English Literature student Josh Creek with second year year English Literature student Caitlin Duffy. We hoped that their shared love of reading would lead to them getting together between the covers... of a book.
alised that he didn’t seem like the sort of person who needed to drink to have a good time. He even persuaded me to try going out sober at some point.
We tried a hug. And then an improved hug. And What Caitlin thought of then twice more Josh
1.) What did you expect from your blind date? While my housemates couldn’t wait for me to meet the love of my life, I had signi�icantly lower expectations. I was just hoping to keep any awkward silences to a minimum.
When he told me that he didn’t drink I was tempted to just dismiss the date as a write-off 2.) What was your �irst impression of your date? At �irst, I just felt relief that I hadn’t been stood up. I thought he was cute, not the sort of guy that I would normally go for, but I was pleasantly surprised. I really appreciated that he arrived �irst and thought to bring an Exeposé with him. I have no idea how I would’ve been able to tell who my date was otherwise. 3.) Were there any awkward moments? I’ve seen people joking about housemates turning up in previous blind date articles, but mine actually did decide to show. The all-glass front of the restaurant made it really easy for me to see them pretending to go to Nandos while trying to get a good look at my date, and I had to explain to him what they were doing. So thanks for that, guys. 4.) What was your date’s most attractive feature? His hair. 5.) What was their worst trait? Initially, when he told me that he didn’t drink, I was tempted to just dismiss the date as a write-off and leave, but I’m glad I didn’t because as the date developed I re-
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6.) Were you a fan of your date’s out�it? Yeah, he went for the ‘shirt and chinos’ look, which I think is the perfect combination of smart casual for a date. We were both going to Halloween parties afterwards, so we joked about turning up as a pumpkin and dementor, but I’m glad he stuck to the safe option. 7.) Who paid for the meal? What are your thoughts on whether men should pay for dinner dates? We each paid for what we ate. His housemate had given him a voucher though, so he did save me some money. I don’t expect a guy to pay for me on a �irst date, but I appreciate that he offered. 8.) On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the evening (10 being the best)? As a date, probably about a 7, but I did have a really enjoyable evening. However, there was a lot of small talk involved, making it dif�icult to give it a higher rating. 9.) By the end of the of the night, was there a hug, kiss, or somet h i n g more? There were several hugs. Apparently I can’t hug properly, so he had to “teach” me. To be fair, though, I am probably guilty of being an awkward hugger. 10.) Would you meet up with them again? Yeah, we have a few mutual friends and he was surprisingly easy to talk to. It turned out that we had a shared interest in creative writing and similar tastes in music, so it would be cool to read some of his creative writing.
11.) Would you snog, marry or avoid your date? Maybe snog - he was too nice to avoid.
What Josh thought of Caitlin
1.) What did you expect from your blind date? A nice meal with good company… hopefully. 2.) What was your �irst impression of your date? She seemed relieved to have found the right student sat alone at a table. 3.) Were there any awkward moments? Her housemates walked past which was quite funny really, but apart from that it was a remarkably un-awkward evening. 4.) What was your date’s most attractive feature? Her eyes. 5.) What was their worst trait? A lack of commitment to Exeposé – she didn’t come to the Books social after the date. 6.) Were you a fan of your date’s out�it? I don’t remember what she was wearing. 7.) Who paid for the meal? What are your thoughts on whether men should pay for dinner dates? We each paid for our own. I think things should be split equally unless you’re taking someone on a date rather than going on a date. That said, I did manage to swing us a discount. 8.) On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the evening (10 being the best)? 7. 9.) By the end of the night, was there a hug, kiss, or something more? A hug. And then an attempt at an improved hug. And then twice more… 10.) Would you snog, marry or avoid your date? None of the above. But, in the interests of being polite and not being too forward, snog.
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Written in the stars Lucien Fulcher, our resident astrologist, rubs his crystal ball(s) to predict what’s in store for Lifestyle readers this week...
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21) An exciting opportunity might present itself this week, so seize it with both arms and legs and see where it takes you. You might make a lifelong friend, meet a lover, or vomit unexpectedly.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21) A mysterious and shadowy figure from your distant past will roar screechingly and disconcertingly back into your life this week, so have your pepper spray to hand. Capricorn (Dec 22– Jan 19) Reading Week is a distant memory, and Christmas is five long, cold weeks away. Adopt a foetal position and whimper if you think that will help. It probably will. Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) Once upon a time, many years ago, a woman found that if she shook it she could shake up a man, so shake and shimmy it with all that you can today. And tomorrow. And the day after. Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Your Piscean imagination will get you out of a sticky spot over the weekend, but your kindness will get you inadvertently into one on Monday. Lucky colour: eggshell blue. Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Your perpetual optimism will enthuse and aggravate people in equal measure this week, but keep being yourself and you’ll survive just fine. Sunday holds a SURPRISE. Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) Beat those mid-November blues by trawling nostalgically through your photos of summer and
imagining that you’re sunning yourself on a beach somewhere. Lucky emotion: bemusement. Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20) Don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched, especially if you’re not in the poultry business. Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22) Although as a Cancer you wish to have a pleasant home and loving family, don’t forget that university life is a dogeat-dog world of backstabbing, disappointment and undateables. Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22) As your student loan begins to dwindle, and you spend longer than you should wandering wistfully past M&S, don’t regret buying those clothes. You deserved those clothes. Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22) Plan a day trip to alleviate the boredom and despair for which November is infamous. That, or a weekend away with a close friend in an exotic destination. Scarborough is lovely this time of the year.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22) As a Libra you often feel obliged to intervene in difficult situations, but when it all kicks off on Saturday, stay away.
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Little Dragon Derek Dashiell talks to Fredrik Källgren Wallin about bass, dance and proper coffee SINCE their self-titled debut in 2007, Little Dragon have put Sweden on the electronica radar. In May they brought us their fourth album, with all its electronic dream-pop glory. Since then they have been touring the wide world, and we were lucky enough to catch them before they play O2 Academy, Bristol on 19 November. Here’s what bassist Fredrik had to say: You’ve said of Nabuma Rubberband (their latest LP) that “it seemed interesting to let go.” What did you let go of most? Always, when you’re working with people, you have to let go of your own darlings. There’s always compromise, but that’s been our way from the start. I think mainly since we didn’t mix this album ourselves, we sent it to a professional mixer, that was a big part of letting go. You all started Little Dragon in high school, but what got you in music in the �irst place? I grew up in a small community where sports were the main interest - if you can say that - amongst kids and parents. That wasn’t really my forte, I wanted to do something else. I picked up a guitar, and - I think it was when I picked up a Nirvana album, or a punk album, and I realized there’s such a freedom and liberation in playing punk music.
I totally understand that. I didn’t actually get into punk until my late teens, but I had pretty much the same experience. I read you were originally into jazz too, but you got into reggae with the band’s drummer Erik Bowdin? We were into jazz in high school, and hip-hop. I went off to study jazz, played upright [bass], and I kind of hit the wall. And then I met Erik again, at the time he was playing in a reggae band, and that opened up a new way for me, the groove and minimalism of reggae or dance music. Playing jazz can be kind of wanky, everyone’s trying to play the fastest or put in some melody that everyone knows. It can be amazing as well, I’m actually starting to get more into jazz lately, but not that kind of wanky jazz.
Playing jazz can be kind of wanky “That wanky jazz.” Fair enough. I heard that once your dream collaboration was the Moscow ballet, and you said, and I’m quoting here, “I’m going to dance the lead role. With the wireless bass.” Is that still your dream collaboration, and why aren’t you already doing that? [Laughs] I can’t believe I said that. I don’t really want to be in the spotlight so much, but dancing the lead would
still be amazing. When did I say that?
[Here, my phone literally blew up. When the interview is resumed:] I believe you were talking about how fantastic the Moscow ballet is. Now I’m wondering what the best collaborations ever would be. Yeah! Is there anyone that you think would be, or personally dream of collaborating with? Besides the Moscow ballet. There are plenty of artists, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a recipe for success. We collaborate a lot in the band, and [Little Dragon]’s . . . kind of full. Fair enough. What’s your favorite song to perform live, and do you prefer small venues or stadiums? I de�initely like smaller venues, you feel more connected to the people. But I mean, I’m interested to develop arena [performances], maybe you can do something more exciting and fun there, but de�initely smaller clubs. You can feel the reaction and response. And favorite songs to perform . . . at the moment, ‘Only One,’ or ‘Killing Me.’
I heard that you’re very particular about your coffee and wine. I think your fans would love a recommendation. When it comes to coffee, I’m more of a fan of the classic Italian style, with the
70 per cent Arabica and 30 per cent Robusta. Fair trade and ecological are always good. And wine, there’s some without sulphites that I need to try.
I’m more of a fan of the classic Italian style coffee, with 70% Arabica and 30% Robusta Little Dragon got its name from how [lead singer] Yukimi Nagano acted while recording. If the band was named after you in the studio, it would be…? What’s it called when you have your hand on your face in that thinking pose?
Like the sculpture? So you’d just be Thinker. Yeah, I have two different modes, I’m either dancing or I’m thinking.
Good balance. Last question, this is a uni paper, so I’m obligated to ask your favorite university memory. I think it was probably the late-night jam sessions. Or maybe [redacted]. No, I don’t wanna… [Laughs] You wanna send the right message, I understand. Yeah . . . Late-night jam sessions.
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Cafferky’s Corner Come one, come all and wrap your cochleas around a cornucopia of cracking tunes. I shall be your conductor, weaving you through the weird and wonderful of the musical planet. I’ve drummed up three tracks that I hope will either be refreshingly alien to most or warmly familiar to a few. 1. Nils Frahm – For – Peter – Toilet Brushes – More Whilst mainstream classical ambiance may be somewhat dominated by revision music mainstay Ludivico Einaudi, there are in fact many other, dare I say, richer tunes to be unearthed. This track from German composer Nils Frahm is as beautifully soothing as it is grandiose. With a run time of 16:49, it’s a great chance to kick back and let the synthy piano-infused goodness wash over you.
2. Palace – Veins The band is fresh from releasing their debut EP Lost in the Night, a gorgeous bluesy record with twanging guitars and sumptuous baselines. Whilst I highly recommend the whole EP Veins is a narrow favourite.
3. YUNG BAE x Flamingosis – Fall in Love With Me Having promised both weird and wonderful, here is something that encapsulates the former. YUNG BAE is an emerging artist, recently signed on to Italdred, making some wicked sample-heavy disco tracks. They’re mad, but great fun.
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Hugh Dignan considers what Young Fathers’ Mercury win says about the awards YOU cannot tame a planet. They are bound by forces we can barely grasp; part of a system governed by chaos and order in equal measure. You cannot tame Mercury. We were all so blind. We should have seen it in the stars. Mercury acts of its own accord, but we thought we could see a logic in it. That the constellations of critics had aligned behind a new star – FKA Twigs, or perhaps Jungle. But we should have known. It is rarely the obvious choice. Sometimes it is the second; sometimes it is the third; and sometimes just sometimes it is something totally random. It has been �ive years since Speech Debelle won with her unforgettable Speech Therapy. Remember that? I don’t. I looked it up. Five years is a long time for Mercury to come back around and complete its orbit in a stunning, out-ofleft-�ield eclipse. We should have known. This is a prize that has snubbed champions of music Radiohead at every turn - and didn’t even nominate Kid A, an album that acts
as punctuation on most lists. At the turn of the century it entered some kind of fugue state and just started saying words and giving prizes to people who may or may not have actually existed in this dimension. In short, we were fools to try to predict; or at least not to predict the unpredictable elements in Mercury.
We were fools to try to predict In fairness to Young Fathers, they have actually made a great album. It was my pick beforehand based on merit rather than an understanding of chaos theory. Tracks like ‘War’, ‘Low’ and ‘Am I Not Your Boy’ are some of the most interesting I’ve heard all year; they cross genres and cultures to be explosive yet atmospheric, rapped yet sung, and harsh yet melodic. It’s something new and refreshing, which should always be rewarded. Especially if it feels as vital and alive as Young Fathers are at their best - say
what you will about FKA Twigs (I �ind her intriguing but overrated), but damn if she isn’t a bit cold. And anyway, just compare the Mercury mystery to Canada’s equivalent: The Polaris Music Prize. Canada is currently home to approximately all the decent music there is, yet this year the likes of Drake, Arcade Fire and Owen Pallett were bested by the bizarre howling and guttural moans of Tanya Tagaq’s Animism. It’s the kind of music someone makes if they’ve gone insane and think they are actually for real a wolf (though her cover of Pixies’ ‘Caribou’ is strangely fantastic). So that’s the bar we should
measure this minor controversy over. When wolf women can win the award, we know we shouldn’t try to glorify it. Anyway, maybe the judges were as sick of hearing Jungle on Fifa ‘15 as I am.
Uprooted: Live review // The Antlers
Helen Payne catches Brooklyn indie-rockers The Antlers at The Trinity Centre, Bristol
AFTER the release of their latest album Familiars in June (and after months of anticipation), The Antlers’ European tour �inally came to Bristol on Monday night. As we stepped inside Trinity Arts Centre, we were greeted by an intimate and friendly atmosphere (a contrast to the dodgy West Street outside), and a real mix of people all waiting patiently for one of my favourite bands to grace the stage. Support came from the haunting, chilling yet lovable Marika Hackman, whose deep and often disturbing song topics didn’t stop her modest and shy sense of humour. I forecast a big name for herself soon
enough – it’s not every day you appear on the new alt-J (∆) album! There were many predications whispering around as to what The Antlers would open their set list with. It was settled with the opener of Familiars: ‘Palace’, followed by the second on the album, ‘Doppelgänger.’ They were both intensely vivid and enthralling performances of two masterful songs. However, the outro for the latter went on a bit too long, and perhaps next time Peter Silberman and the multitalented boys could take a ‘less is more’ approach to electronic synthesisers and effects, as I feel the creepy, eerie
and sombre vibe elicited from the album recording was somewhat lost amongst a tidal wave of ill-�itting techno noise. After the applause for ‘Doppelgänger,’ an outspoken voice from somewhere in the audience shouted: “Aren’t you guys gonna play something from Hospice?” To which our frontman replied they were just getting started! They proceeded to play ‘Hotel,’ again from Familiars, arguably holding the catchiest guitar riff on the album, followed by ‘Kettering’ from Hospice, (that loud man will be happy) and ‘No Windows’ from the 2011 album Burst Apart.
Vivid and enthralling performances I spent the entire gig waiting for my personal favourite ‘Every Night My Teeth Are Falling Out,’ an intriguing genre-change on Burst Apart, but no such luck. They largely played songs in succession from Familiars, and despite my slight obsession with Burst Apart, rightly so. It’s a bril-
liantly intimate album with subtle melodic layers and beautiful vocals throughout. ‘I Don’t Want Love’ was introduced with an apology from Silberman for his voice (or lack of) and excused himself in advance if he couldn’t reach the high note at the end. Of course, he pulled it off with impressive and awe-inspiring ease. The man is a god. They performed such a majestic version of the song, I was blown away. The set was closed with another of my favourites: ‘Putting the Dog to Sleep.’ It was hugely emotional and the whole audience were astounded for a little while as the band left the stage. For the encore they played the ‘Epilogue’ from Hospice, a melodic follow up from ‘Bear,’ (another of my favourites, which personally I felt they should have played prior to ‘Epilogue’ for context) and what a powerfully poignant performance it was. Silberman was almost brought to tears (so was I). You could tell how personal the topic was for him. It was a beautifully brilliant, intimate and meaningful gig, despite lacking in songs from Burst Apart. Astounding.
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Bloomin ‘ell(iott), late night on Saturday www.exepose.ex.ac.uk
Exeposé Music talks to the best of the University’s music scene ahead of i paper’s iSessions: Battle of the Bands
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HOW did you all meet each other? Rory: Sam and I have known each other since secondary school in Jersey and bumped into each other in Timepiece late last year after I played an acoustic set there. We had a few acoustic practices together but it was a few months before the whole unit assembled. I met Ben through a mutual friend from Campus Bands, and he (very conveniently) had a friend called Luke who played bass. We started out hurriedly writing and practising for battle of the bands, but things are much more relaxed now. Saying that we have �ive gigs this month, haha. If you could play with any act in the world alive or dead, who would it be? Will have to go with opening for one of those early Foals house party gigsmental stuff. Who would you say your biggest in�luence is, and why? It’s hard to name a singular band WHAT came �irst: singing or guitar? I had a few guitar lessons at school but never really pursued them that far. Around that time, I had a go at writing songs and was immediately hooked. Since then, both my singing voice and guitar playing developed together naturally. I love to write songs and generally play music so it’s never been a chore to improve my craft. What things do you write about? People. I always �ind myself writing songs about real people in real situations. A lot of the best music, poetry and stories are often about ordinary people. That’s probably one of the main themes in my songs. Where’s the best place you’ve ever played? There have been a lot of great
but some favourites are Radiohead, Tame Impala and Bloc Party. Melancholic psychedelic mid-00s indie... that’s how I like to think of it anyway.
What would winning the national iSessions mean to you? It’d be really great to get our name out there and be able to see some independent (did you see what I did there?) talent. Would also be really good to get some long overdue recordings done with the studio time. If you were a fruit, what would it be? A bunch of grapes. Bloom comprises Rory Mitchell, Sam Bowen, Luke Colwell and Ben Leftley.
gigs! One highlight was Boardmasters Festival in Newquay. It’s a fantastic festival and I was playing on a stage that was shaped like a ship and had a stormy Cornish bay as a backdrop! Other highlights include the Eden Project and Exeter Phoenix. Cavern’s always fun as well!
What would winning the national iSessions mean to you? It would be pretty cool. I’d love for as many people to hear my music. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Wow, you’ve silenced me! Um, I tend to live a lot of my student life on pasta so I’ll go with that. It’s a cracking survival food.
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WHAT do you think of Exeter’s music scene? Jonny: For a town of its size, it’s actually pretty good. Cavern and Phoenix both get a great sound and some really cool artists performing regularly. The Great Hall and Lemon Grove are both getting more and more mainstream artists which is good for the city as a whole. There are also loads of pubs and clubs like the Firehouse, Sorry Head, Bowling Green and Timepiece, which are great for up and coming songwriters. Anyone who complains about the scene doesn’t go out enough. Who were your favourite bands / mu-
sicians when you were ten years old? Pete: System of a Down, Jonny: R.E.M., Jack: Metallica, Henry: Queen, Ben: Billy Joel.
What would winning the national iSessions mean to you? Erm, it would be really good? Any exposure of emerging bands is brilliant – songwriting isn’t a contest but any positive feedback would be great.
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The Lemon Grove Doors: 7:30pm First Act: 8:00pm
If you could wipe one act from
the earth, w h o would it be? Not really an act, but we’d gladly never ever see Ben’s old keyboard again. Bad memories…
Drive In Saturday comprises Henry Adams, Jonny Harrison, Ben McNiff, Jack Rennie (pictured) and Pete Warren.
HOW did Late Nights & Long Drives start? In �irst year I (Frankie, drums) put an ad in some campus bands e-mails and Sam (guitar) replied. We didn’t do anything for three months or so. I think I texted him again or something and he contacted Alex (vocals). We wrote a few songs/ learned covers, got Henry (ex-bass) through Alex, started playing gigs and made a demo. Henry is sadly no longer with us. We recently acquired Joe (new bass) a few months ago and recorded a 5-track EP that will come out soon.
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How would you describe your style? Pop punk/emo.
If you could play anywhere in the world, where would it be? We’d like to play anywhere if people were there having a good time and whatever. What would winning the national iSessions mean to you? Everything. I don’t think we will though. We can still dream.
What’s the �irst thing you’d save from a burning building? If it was ‘a’ burning building I think saving something would be classi�ied as stealing. I’d probably call the �ire brigade and let them sort it out.
Late Nights & Long Drives comprises Sam Hopkins, Frankie Plummer, Alex Hall and Joe Spencer.
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iSessions Narrative NEXT Wednesday, Exeter’s edition of i paper’s iSessions: Battle of the Bands sees four campus bands - Bloom, Drive In Saturday, Tom Elliott and Late Nights & Long Drives - compete for your votes, with the favourites proceeding to the national finals in March. Since last year’s Campus Bands: Battle of the Bands winner Saudade has disbanded, the space to claim Exeter’s best student band is wide open. Tickets: £2 guest list £3 on the door All proceeds go towards ABF: The Soldiers’ Charity and Veterans Aid.
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Nightcrawler fights off Ouija at the box office The race for top spot is well and truly on with Nightcrawler just edging ahead of Halloween horror flick Ouija at the US box office this month. WWII thriller Fury maintains a respectable spot in third whilst David Ayer’s most successful film to date slips to fourth after a few weeks at the top of the tree.
Endless River was almost soundtrack to Wachowski Bros. movie, say Pink Floyd In a recent interview, musician and member of Pink Floyd Nick Mason revealed that tracks on their fifthteenth and final album: Endless River was close to becoming the score for a Wachowski brothers film. Though it’s unclear which film the music could’ve accompanied, many fans of both the Floyd and the Wachowskis have speculated it could’ve been used on 2012 scifi thriller, Cloud Atlas, though this is yet to be confirmed. The album, which has drawn on material which is 20 years old, is released on 7 November.
A Lord of animation
Ciaran Willis, Screen Editor, speaks with Peter Lord, co-founder of Aardman Animations and director of Chicken Run, about his work, life and career as an artist AS the founder of Aardman Animations, alongside his childhood friend Dave Sproxton, Peter Lord has overseen the production and development of some of the best and most original animation in recent times. Some of their creations, including Nick Park’s Wallace and Gromit, have become bona�ide British institutions. Empire magazine even voted Gromit the best ever animated movie character. Lord has been behind a number of great �ilms; he recently helmed The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists. And who can forget the much-loved classic Chicken Run (which, in fact, I watched last Christmas). He’s been nominated for three Oscars and won a BAFTA. That’s no resumé to cluck at. So, I found myself rather nervously sitting on a settee in the lobby of Aardman Studios – propped awkwardly on a Shaun the Sheep cushion surrounded by large plastic models of Wallace and Gromit and a motley assortment of Aardman characters. Near me, a little girl laughed and made faces at Shaun the Sheep as a stream of cool looking workers glided past. M y nerves were soon allayed as I met Mr Lord in his of�ice and n o -
ticed his ‘Make Tea Not War’ badge. We share the same world philosophy, I thought to myself. In fact, I didn’t need to do a lot of talking; Peter Lord is a great talker.
After a few years it became a job and then it became a career and then it became a mighty empire I asked him how he came to found Aardman Animations. He emphasised that it started as a hobby. He met Dave Sproxton at the age of 12 at grammar school, and, aged 16 they became interested in animation. “It started as a hobby and then after a few years it became a job and then it became a career and then it became a mighty empire.” But the career of an animator was never mapped out. “In all honesty, there was never a career plan. We just followed our interests and our instincts.” But what’s the proudest moment of his career? He mentioned the huge success of Wallace and Gromit, and going to the Oscars, but interestingly it’s a more recent moment. “When we �inished the �ilm The Pirates and showed it to a big audience of the animation community: people I respected, friends and the crew who made it, the studio it-
self, the people in it, that was a great source of pride.” During my research for the interview, I came across a quote attributed to Peter Lord. He had said: “We don’t make animated �ilms, we make �ilms, they just happen to be animated”. I asked him what he meant by that. He said, as an animator, you “tend to get put in the ghetto, quite a big ghetto and a fairly glamorous ghetto, with all the state of the art facilities.” He suggests animated �ilms are often unfairly shoved in one category – and though “the good news is you’re more likely to win a prize” – perhaps they’re not always appreciated as �ilms, or art, outright. I’d watched one of his own short �ilms (called Adam), in which the creation story is comically parodied and where Adam ends up paired with a penguin; I wondered how much, as an animator, he saw himself as a creator �igure, the God of his own inventions. He thought this was a good analogy. “Because, what does animate mean? – it means give life to. You take something that is completely dead, like this lump of plasticine here” (picks up model off his desk) “which has no life and then you do something, and make it appear to live.”
A puppet brought to life or a doll brought to life is much more magical than a bunch of pixels With the growth of CGI, I wondered whether he’s worried for stop-
motion animation and its future. And, concomitantly, this hand-made type of cinema. He says, “I have a little worry about it. The thing that makes me slightly anxious and rather annoyed is when CGI copies stop-frame.” The stop-motion method of moving models in small increments, is, as he says “meant to look honestly handmade, like it is. The audience are meant to know instinctively, empathetically, to understand that these are puppets they’re watching, brought to life. Because... a puppet brought to life or a doll brought to life is much more magical than a bunch of pixels brought to life.” Though he suggests there’s only a little worry, it seems like it is slightly more than that. He says he’s trying to remind the viewer “we’re playing in a fabulous dolls’ house world” and that perhaps CGI �ilms for “some mad, empire-building reason – might want to copy that.” He uses the analogy of stunt-men; it’s not impressive when you know it’s been simulated. Leaving Aardman Animations – though �irst taking an instagram photo of Wallace and Gromit – I wondered what the future holds for stop-motion animation. Are these �ilms the dinosaurs of the �ilm world – soon to be extinct? I somehow doubt it. In truth, I think they’ll be entertaining children and adults for years to come.
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Josh Mines, Screen Editor, discusses Ayoade’s recent interview antics
THERE’S nothing worse than a dull interview. Actors and directors grinning through clenched, whitened teeth, bullshitting about their �ilm, amongst the dozens of others being released at the same time, yet they’re doing something ‘new’ and ‘innovating.’ Too often it seems as though us journos turn up at the interview with a preconceived idea of what will look good in an article, aspiring to be the writer who gets the de�ining word on the movie.
Essentially they’re saying the same thing; interviews are worthless Well, it seems that the industry is biting back. First was Quentin Tarantino in an infamous interview with Channel 4 news anchor, Krishnan Guru-Murthy . In the interview, the director became animated and vehemently refused to answer questions on violence and gore in his �ilm, Django Unchained as he felt he had already covered it in great depth. More recently, director and actor Richard Ayoade turned his interview with Channel 4 into a bizarre parody of itself, where Ayoade actually ended up putting questions to his bewildered host (Guru-Murthy once again) rather than it being the other way round. Though the two direc-
tors went about it in different ways, essentially they’re both saying the same thing: interviews are worthless. They’re something used to shamelessly promote your work and something that you have to accept as a necessary part of being in the movie industry. And I can understand some of their frustrations. The media circus is a cruel beast, and as an artist you probably would prefer to let an audience decide what to make of your work, rather than have answers teased out of you by a journalist l o o king to further their career. But there is something about this rejection of the media that displays an arrogance that I think is misjudged in some way.
The fact is that interviews are a two-way process that those involved in the �ilm industry bene�it from. The journalist that asks the questions gets a good story for whatever outlet they work for, and in return the interviewee gets their �ilm advertised, for free, by a large news network.
Ayoade wasn’t really criticising the system, rather utilising the platform he was given It’s for this reason that I’d say that Ayoade wasn’t really criticising the system at all. Instead, he was utilising the large platform he was given. When it comes down to it, what he was saying was both true and far funnier than any awkward anecdote he could come up with in the conventional interview scenario. By turning the interview on its head, Ayoade became a living advert for himself, his book and his dry, razor sharp sense of humour. If anything, the interview has made me more curious about Ayoade, and more likely to read his book because of it.
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Harry Shepherd Online G & T Editor The Maze Runner Cast; Dylan O’Brien, Will Poulter, Kaya Scodelario 2014, 113 minutes
‘THE HUNGER GAMES meets Lord of the Flies’ does The Maze Runner a bit of a disservice. It does actually go in some interesting new places within the teen dystopia genre. Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) �inds himself catapulted into a glade surrounded by the gargantuan inner walls of a maze, with mere �lickering visions of his pre-maze existence for memories. Similarly amnesia-stricken boys are with him for company, some known as ‘Runners’ - boys who stalk the maze throughout the day to try and �ind an escape, only to �lee the fearsomely huge living robotic spider hybrids known only as ‘Grievers’ by night.
The lead becomes one of those guys... Yeah you guessed it, our lead becomes one of those guys. Thomas barges in on the boys’ functional community, causing divisions in the camp between those who seek escape at all costs and those who fear their unknown overseers too much to tamper with the status quo.
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The closest thing to an antagonist is Gally (Will Poulter), with an effective performance as the foil to Thomas. Poulter has the most eloquent dialogue; the audience sympathise with his quasi-villain role, exposing the intriguingly �ine lines between the virtues of escape and survival. Besides Poulter, the rest of the cast are choice enough to evoke emotion from the audience in key, and at times upsetting scenes. However, Kaya Scoledario, (Effy from Skins) is disappointingly gormless and wooden as lone girl Teresa.
Where the �ilm shines is in the myriad moral and existential questions Where the �ilm shines is in the myriad moral and existential questions asked, pondering how we would survive in a dystopian society without any prior knowledge. Also, Gally leads questions on how we de�ine what home is and what it means to us, as well as whether our ancestors should be to blame for crimes they committed in the past. The Maze Runner amounts to the biggest surprise in �ilm for me personally this year and a solid adaptation of James Dashner’s 2009 novel, adding to the post-Hunger Games teen dystopia genre in a meaningful way.
Top five: favourite animated films
Sophie Harrison, Online Books Editor, gives her run-down of her favourite animations of all time Arthur Christmas
Anastasia
The BFG
THIS came out two years ago, and has made the list of “top three Christmas �ilms” for all �ive members of my family (we have all concurred that Millie the dog loves it too). Starring big names including James McAvoy, Imelda Staunton, Jim Broadbent and Bill Nighy, to name a few, it has the perfect balance of memorable characters and one-liners, and a story that is both humorous and heart-warming. It is one of those �ilms you must not write off “because it’s an animation.” My whole family did – I dragged them to the cinema – and have since conceded this was a mistake! In these situations, always remember a little thing called Madagascar… Bryony the elf also taught me one of life’s important lessons: “there’s always time for a bow!”
“HEART don’t fail me now, courage don’t desert me.” If you’ve never sung ‘Journey to the Past’ while skipping down the pavement, or dancing round your garden, you haven’t lived. When I got a dog my life was �inally complete. I had my own Pooka! (Name of the impossibly cute dog in the �ilm). It is also highly educational; when my history class came to study the Romanovs for GCSE, we could state with full conviction that Anastasia very much “escaped”, and that Rasputin had the ability to command dead spirits. Not to forget everyone’s favorite character; Bartok the Bat of course.
ONE of my favourite childhood books, the �ilm brings it so perfectly to life in a way live action never could. Although I was slightly crestfallen when Sophie was a staunch redhead (not that I ever placed my brunette self in her shoes…), it is so true to the original and who doesn’t want a Big Friendly Giant in their life? I vividly recall this movie, as it was the one I picked to watch after I was diagnosed with diabetes – it is such a comfort movie, perfect for those dark and gloomy autumn nights!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
EVERYONE forgets this movie, or dismisses it as “too dark” for Disney. To be fair to Disney, which built its name on making “dreams come true,” to take a Gothic Victor Hugo novel including debauchery, destruction and death… it was an uphill battle! However, I simply love it, from the talking Gargoyles to the true friendship that builds between Quasimodo and Esmeralda. I like that it has more complexity than the average Disney movie - there is heartbreak, and Judge Claude Frolo has to be one of Disney’s most unforgiving villains. I made it my lifelong ambition, at the age of eight, to take the story and songs to the West End. Now ten years older, I realise that this might be slightly unrealistic, but in the true Disney spirit - always keep on dreaming!
Frozen
HATERS, ‘Let it Go.’ Embrace the snowman-building, gravity-defying and soul-warming spirit of this Christmas classic (who am I kidding, I watched it in July, then in August… then again in September). I don’t need to explain this �ilm, except to say that it isn’t your generic happy-clappy animation. It has a head and a heart; the twist at the end keeps you on ice-bitten toes, and one line is a life truth that will stay with you: “Some people are worth melting for.”
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Will Cafferky, Online Screen Editor, investigates Dan Gilroy’s debut picture about the dark side of journalism Nightcrawler Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Papajohn Director: Dan Gilroy 2014, 117 mins
I MUST begin with a confession: I love antagonists. There’s little I enjoy more than sinking my proverbial teeth into a juicily gnarled and twisted individual. We shall leave the various aspersions this may cast over my own morality to one side, though they do go some of the way to explaining why I found Nightcrawler to be so enjoyable. There’s something fascinatingly sinister about Louis Bloom. The �ilm opens with a security guard approach Louis (Jake Gyllenhaal), as he attempts to steal wiring from a fence. He eyes the security guard’s watch as they talk; his intentions are clear, the conclusion inevitable. Despite a proli�ic talent for theft, it is immediately apparent that he is searching for something more. Following a run-in with a cam-
eraman at the scene of a car crash, we discover that ‘something’ is freelance crime journalism. The poignant remark ‘if it bleeds, it leads’ only grows in salience as the story unfolds, as the line between journalism and bloodlust begins to blur. However, this is not the tale of one man’s internal struggle between morality and a career. Perhaps what makes Louis such a terrifying character, aside from Gyllenhaal’s impeccable portrayal, is his almost sociopathic drive to succeed.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s most emotive performance since Jarhead
Almost every aspect of his behaviour is calculated. Whilst his greed and occasional fear are unfortunately familiar in their humanity, his formulaic approach to conversation is disarmingly alien. His behaviour appears to be learned and reproduced, rather than natural. Every smile seems sinis-
terly deliberate, each handshake methodical. There are also strong performances amongst the supporting cast; Riz Ahmed’s portrayal of the malleably naïve employee Rick accentuates Louis’s apathy towards humanity. The �ilm signals a more than promising directorial debut from Dan Gilroy, who also wrote the original screenplay. It’s increasingly dif�icult to �ind subject matter that is both suf�iciently original so as to avoid clichés and simultaneously engaging enough to not be considered too niche. It signals a high point in Gyllenhaal’s career, who delivers perhaps his most emotive performance since Jarhead. It’s a credit to his versatility that he delivers such a disturbing character with an unnerving level of authenticity. Whilst it remains somewhat premature to term Nightcrawler a future cult classic, it’s certainly one of the most credible and original thrillers I’ve enjoyed this year.
With great box-office power comes great responsibility
Tom Frank swoops down in his proverbial cape to defend the superhero genre from the villainous critics IT may feel like superheroes are everywhere right now. This could seem especially true seeing as we’ve just reached the end of what will probably be remembered as the busiest month for comic book movies, when no comic book movies were actually released. The Cold War-esque stand-off between DC and Marvel turned into a fully-�ledged war with both sides announcing their release schedules until nearly the end of the decade and hinting at further �ilms, such as Superman or Batman, which are yet to be scheduled. Couple this with Fox announcing further X-Men movies to go alongside the Fantastic Four and Deadpool and Sony forging ahead with the plan for more Spiderman movies it’s fair to say that the market is in danger of being oversaturated. Or is it? Quite frankly no one is
Secondly, a lot of people have a problem with the ethnic composition of a lot of these movies. And it is true; the vast majority of these �ilms have been led by white men. However, there are two �ilms being led by black men, Black Panther and Cyborg, and
The argument that this trend should die is coming from two main groups. Firstly, people who these �ilms are not targeted at: older or more demanding �ilmgoers who don’t
want to watch things explode and people in ridiculous costumes �ight for two hours. However, there are more than enough culturally stimulating �ilms to keep you entertained. Films like Interstellar and The Imitation Game and many other thought p r o v o king, artistic pieces will dominate the box-of�ice until May when blockbuster season starts again. So I don’t see why they have any reason to be worried.
Russell Brand - the relentless man-child is teaming up with Michael Winterbottom to make a political documentary about the �inancial crisis. Hopefully Brand can temper his incredible ability to spout verbal diorrhea.
Seth Rogen - the deadpan comic is defying his stoner image to play Steve Wozniak in Sony’s biopic of Steve Jobs. Christian Bale will play Jobs while Danny Boyle directs an Aaron Sorkin script. One to watch.
Benedict Cumberbatch - the velvet voiced Englishman is expected to play the part of Doctor Strange, the cerebral Marvel superhero. We always knew that Mr Cumberbatch would save the world someday.
forcing anyone to go and see any of these �ilms. They’re only being made because there is a huge market demand for these �ilms. So really the studios would have to be idiots to stop making them. Marvel alone have made around seven billion dollars from its Avenger’s franchises and almost all the other superhero franchises are continuing to make huge pro�its; why should they stop now?
They’re only being made because there is a huge market demand
two �ilms being led by women, Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman, in the next �ive years. I know four doesn’t sound like a lot but it’s four more than we previously had - certainly a step in the right direction. That so many people, for and against, have felt the need to have their say shows that super hero movies will be around for a long time to come.
What’s hot and what’s not in this week’s news? My Little Pony - it may be an easy scape-goat - or pony - but this movie made by Hasbro toy franchise, set for 2017... well, they’re �logging a dead horse.
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Nightcrawler - no, not your friend stumbling home after too many VKs at the Lemmy, but the Jake Gyllenhaal �lick which took $10.99 million in its �irst weekend at the US Box Of�ice.
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BOOKS A Tale of Two Cities Charles Dickens (1859) “So much was closing in about the women who sat knitting, knitting, that they their very selves were closing in around a structure yet unbuilt, where they were to sit knitting, knitting, counting dropping heads.” PERHAPS no novel boasts such an iconic pair of opening and closing lines, but between “it was the best of times, it was the worst of times” and “it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known” is a historical mystery, drama, and romance rolled into one. Set over two decades against the tumultuous backdrop of late 18th-Century England and France, the story follows a diverse group of memorable characters who are all eventually caught up in the chaotic times. Perhaps the book’s most striking feature is Dickens’ incredibly atmospheric rendering of the paranoia, oppression, injustice, and insanity surrounding the French Revolution. Once started, the once-serialised novel is a hard book to stop reading, as the plot races relentlessly and nearly every chapter ends with a cliffhanger. CARMEN PADDOCK
Harrison Jones Editor The Establishment: And how they get away with it Owen Jones
I HAVE been accused of ‘fangirling’ over Owen Jones by various people and frankly, I’m probably guilty on multiple counts. So before I’d even read a page of his new book, The Establishment: And how they get away with it, I knew that I was probably going to agree with pretty much every word. For those that haven’t heard of him, Jones is an author/activist/general big-timer in the political bubble. He
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LAST month saw the release of Dame Jacqueline Wilson’s 100th book. Titled Opal Plumstead. It is set in the Edwardian Era, and like her other 99 gems, it has an emotionally charged subject base. She invites her young readers to recognise and explore the plight of the suffragettes in the First World War. The centenary has prompted me to look back and consider my young Wilson reading experience. I applaud her authorship, not only for rescuing me from summer holiday boredom, but for exposing me to sensitive contemporary issues that cause upheaval for so many children and families. When my mother bought me The Suitcase Kid for 20p in a library charity sale, I was given an insight into the effects divorce can have on a child. Wilson’s innate talent for crafting such vivid child characters, eternalised by illustrator Nick Sharratt, made the protagonist Andrea as close to a living person as a �ictional character can get. During my late primary and early secondary school years, Jacqueline Wilson dominated my reading lists and those of my peers. At the time, I loved reading and I engaged with her characters to a ridiculously close level, quickly becoming obsessed with collecting her books. I didn’t really consider the
recently revealed that Labour offered him the chance to run against Nick Clegg in the general election - an opportunity he turned down. Russell Brand calls him “our generation’s George Orwell;” Jones, for his part, repeatedly jokes about his aesthetic resemblance to a 12-year-old. His regular columns for the Guardian (and formerly the Independent) attract huge attention from a 200,000 plus following on Twitter, and this book takes on much the same style, reading like a (massively elongated) opinion piece, backed up by stat after stat in an impressive display of research. Despite being an angry, impassioned and worrying account, it is not without hope, �inishing with a call to
educational experience she gave me as much as the entertainment. However, insight is a wonderful thing, and looking back it really is beautiful that Wilson has offered me - and I presume so many other children - the gift of an empathetic education. Whether we have shed tears when reading Vicky Angel or The Illustrated Mum, or imagined ourselves being best friends with Tracy Beaker, Wilson has given us a way of expressing the emotions that can be daunting a n d
confusing as a child. She has brought family relationships into the spotlight. If she hasn’t comforted a child by giving them a relatable character as a companion, she has won them over by trusting them as being mature enough to explore dif�icult issues; she has spoken to them rather than at them. Indulging in nostalgia and glancing through my over-read and battered copies of Double Act, Candy�loss, and The Suitcase Kid (yes, I am keeping them for any future offspring) I
had another realisation. It was how much of an inspiration Wilson is to young girls, as an introduction to female writing. She was certainly the �irst female writer I encountered.
arms and encouragement to would be participants in his suggested democratic revolution to redistribute power, wealth and justice throughout society. After the huge success of his �irst book, Chavs: The Demonisation of the Working Class, this second title - as its eye-catching front cover might imply - is just as shocking, with political ammunition for lefties a plenty. Investigative and opinionated, the 319 page (in reality, it’s actually signi�icantly longer because of font and page size) narrative uncovers various horrible activities undertaken behind closed establishment doors. This is not a light hearted cure for your afternoon hangover, but it is an easy-to-read eye-opener. Cleverly balancing in-depth debate with a style sympathetic to the politically uninformed, Jones explains why the
‘Overton Window’ - the mainstream area within which political ideas are deemed acceptable - needs to be shifted in favour of working people, in eloquent but simple terms. He continually refers back to the ‘revolving door’ of establishment institutions, reeling off examples of elite �igures jumping effortlessly between politics, media and �inance amongst other industries, thanks to their web of establishment chums. Such accusations have clearly hit a nerve, with various establishment �igures continuing to line up to dismiss suggestions of establishment problems, in somewhat ironic fashion. There’s more than a whiff of conspiracy about the overall thesis, which seems to tie in all the organs of the establishment - Jones’ interpretation of it at least - into a sort of Marxist super-
structure of the elite, aiming to collaborate their way into exploiting the poor and helping the rich. His argument is compelling, though the collaboration part seems �limsy as ‘plebgate’ - and the ensuing confrontation between police and politicians - exempli�ies. That episode, involving the then Chief Whip, formed part of a particularly illuminating chapter entitled ‘The Boys in Blue,’ which highlights a number of hideous truths about our police, from corruption to brutality and institutionalised discrimination. It’s just one aspect of the numerous shocking problems with British society and its ‘establishment,’ that the book identi�ies, though just how to stop them getting away with it is something Jones leaves largely up to us.
I applaud her for exposing me to sensitive contemporary issues that cause upheaval for so many children I cannot help but question how much I owe her for sustaining, and building, my love for literature. I would even go as far as questioning how much I owe Wilson in helping me develop friendships - sharing a love for her characters was a way of making friends with other children. It is remarkable to me that an author can play such a crucial role in a child’s development. Jacqueline Wilson has explored issues from dysfunctional families to cyber bullying, and I applaud her for doing so. I praise her for the hundreds of characters she has crafted with such vivacity, that I have to sometimes remind myself they were not real children I once met, and I invite you to consider her courage to explore taboo subjects with a young readership.
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Private Peaceful Michael Morpurgo
TECHNICALLY, this is a children’s book, but for those of you who have somehow missed the wonder of Morpurgo it is certainly a welcome break from the over-worded gobbledegook of academics. Although I tended to favour his more fantastical books - because I was convinced in the existence of magic and eagerly awaited my letter from Hogwarts (the owl must have got lost in the wind) - Morpurgo is most famous for his war novel, turn stageshow, turn TV Film, War Horse. Heartwrenching and full of suspense this is certainly a great book, but, for me, it will always be Private Peaceful. The Peaceful brothers live a very peaceful life on a farm. They have their fair share of drama - falling trees, girlfriend issues, an older brother with learning dif�iculties – but faced with WWI all these petty problems dissolve. Dutifully, Charlie and Tommo sign up to �ight for their country on the outbreak of war.
The injustice and sheer waste of life is sure to stay with you for a long time Once on the Western Front reality kicks in. The excitement has gone. It is no longer an adventure. Instead of
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Band of Brothers Stephen Ambrose
I SUSPECT many of you, like me, have seen or perhaps heard of the popular HBO mini-series, Band of Brothers, co-produced by the brilliant Steven Spielberg and my all-time TV hero, Tom Hanks. It is remarkable. The series is awe-strikingly powerful in both its depiction of the horri�ic nature of war as well as its development of each particular character to convince you deeply of the incredible hardships that the soldiers of WW2 faced. What is equally remarkable, though perhaps not quite as well acknowledged as the T V series, is of course the
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cheering the brothers for their courage you are left anxious and permanently tearful in the wake of shelling, �ire, and the dreaded space of “no man’s land.” This was the �irst book to make me cry, and it is partly for this reason that it remains one of the most memorable books I have read, but its injustice and the sheer waste of life is sure to stay with you for a long time. Reading it 12 years on, I still found myself walking around the house tearstained and sobbing to the bemusement of my housemates. In this book, Morpurgo, perhaps one of the nicest and most unassuming of men in his mauve corduroy trousers (he would be the best Grandad ever), has exposed the plight of the young men of 1914 in a way that cannot fail to ignite sympathy in his readers. In remembrance of the boys who could have been sitting here, lounging in pyjamas and skipping lectures, but were �ighting in the trenches, read Private Peaceful. It will be two hours you won’t regret.
original book itself.
It transforms a super�icial idea of death and war into a tangible truth In 1992 Stephen Ambrose constructed an intimate and carefully organised account of the real-life expedition of “Easy Company”, the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the U.S. Army, to which the 2001 TV series adapts itself from. Ambrose’s Band of Brothers, closely follows the platoon on their terribly long and bloody journey into Europe, starting from their vigorous training in the U.S, to the air-invasion of Normandy (D-Day), through Holland, through Belgium, and all the way to the climatic
Pavel Kondov Online Music Editor Catch-22 Joseph Heller
FOR me, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller is not just the seminal war novel – it is possibly my favourite book of all time. Inspired by Heller’s own experiences in World War II, it follows Captain John Yossarian and his fellow soldiers in the 256th squadron in Western Italy during one of the world’s darkest periods. Catch-22 is one of those books that are excruciatingly hard to get into at �irst, but then equally impossible to put down. I swear I must have spent twice as much time reading the �irst �ifth of the book as I did reading the rest. Heller’s storytelling is non-linear and sketchy, and sometimes downright nonsensical. Scenes are told out of sequence with minimal to zero context, so at �irst it is a bit of a chore to get your head round what is happening. Slowly it starts clicking together, setups from a 100 pages back getting their
seizure of Germany’s “Eagle’s Nest”, Hitler’s very own holiday retreat. The impression I gained from reading the book is that Ambrose does not seek to exaggerate the horrors of death and pain in war in his written account, nor does he need to. As a reader, you know the book grounds itself in one of the most signi�icant and dark historical events that has ever happened in our past. The book simply but effectively engages with the reader’s knowledge of this dark event, and encourages them to see the hardhitting reality of war. I felt this succeeded in thoroughly transforming a super�icial idea of death and
punchline, or, stranger still, punchlines getting their setups, usually in the name of some great payoff. Yet, in all its narrative disarray, Catch-22 is brilliantly clear in what it wants to (and does) achieve. It is a bleak take on the absurdities of war, of nationalism, of the military establishment (and all other forms thereof), of received wisdoms. Repeated scenes with �illed-in details, initially staggeringly funny, now reveal the true horror and hopelessness of the situation. Thus, the genius of it extends beyond the innovative storytelling devices, into the way in which the emotional wrecks that become of Heller’s characters grip you by the throat and don’t relax their hold even after the last page. ‘Insanity is contagious’, as Yossarian justi�ies his unwillingness to leave the hospital ward.
The emotional wrecks that become of Heller’s characters grip you by the throat and don’t let go I read somewhere that Catch-22 is the closest literature has ever come to depicting the horrors of being in a war. Glancing over at the pile of books on interstate war that I am blissfully avoiding whilst writing this, I cannot help thinking - may we never have the chance to test this statement. war into a tangible truth. The death of every soldier, every citizen, feels real. Because it is real. As I read I became progressively less concerned with how the story gripped me, though it certainly did, and gradually more concerned with how much each soldier, regardless of nationality, truly sacri�iced their comfort, welfare and lives for their country. The novel took me through a process of self-evaluation in regards to how I should be gripping onto the memory of these truly courageous men. I would strongly encourage anyone to read this book if you wish to re�lect on Remembrance Day the lives of our past heroes, known and unknown, in a much newer and clearer light.
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Any Last Words This week we asked for the book you’d most like to throw on the bonfire this fireworks night... War and Peace. It would be nice to have a fire that lasts a long time for cooking marshmallows. TOM FFISKE The Scarlet Letter. Puritanical Twilight. Also, Reverend Dimmesdale is some kind of literary atrocity. Hated everything about him. HUGH DIGNAN Harry Potter. Unimaginative character arcs, a wet, feeble protagonist and metaphors so clumsy that they make Mr Bump look like a professional snooker player. The internal logic of the magic is flawed as the limitations placed on the use of magic and its capacity vary wildly from book to book. Also, the films are terrible. CHRIS FILSELL On the Road. A dull book about dull people doing very little, masquerading as a solution to the affected existential crises of hipsters. GARETH ROBERTS Jane Eyre obvs.
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28 problems but the laughs ain’t one
Sarah Gough, Arts Editor, interviews comedian Seann Walsh about gags and guy-liner ahead of his gig at the Barn�ield later this month AFTER I apologised to Seann f o r disturbing him in bed at half p a s t three in the afternoon (over the phone, I didn’t jump on him), we had a chat about his comedy career, current tour and Jimmy Carr’s tea preferences. You’re coming to Exeter soon, how lucky are you?! It has a bespoke range of coffee shops and… cobbles. Have you ever visited the city before? Yeah I used to gig in Exeter when I was doing the clubs, it’s always a really nice audience.
So apart from the pull of visiting cities with an above average cobble to person ratio, why else did you get into comedy? Oh I just couldn’t do anything else. I was so useless. It’s something I’ve always
wanted to do. I used to try to do stand-up in the playground as a kid and just loved making people laugh.
You’ve appeared on those big panel shows: Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock The Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, Celebrity Juice. What is the atmosphere really like on those shows? It depends which one you’re doing. On Never Mind the Buzzcocks I never feel like there’s any competition at all, it’s just a laugh. I don’t do Mock the Week anymore but when I did I was RUBBISH, I didn’t know what I was doing there.
Haven’t you come across some real divas in the comedy world though? Jimmy Carr screams diva. I don’t really know him, you just do the show. Although I have heard that sometimes he smashes mirrors because his tea’s too sweet.
Massive gossip, you heard it here �irst folks. So I’ve had a bit of a stalk and you’ve won a few awards in your time. Which one really meant the most to you or kick-started your career? I used to win awards - I don’t any more. Winning the Chortle Best Newcomer, that meant the most because they really liked my �irst year. When I was nominated for the big one, the Edinburgh Comedy Festival award a couple of Edinburgh’s ago, that was, yeah…big. It was a surprise.
Jimmy Carr smashes mirrors because his tea’s too sweet The Exeter Revue, our comedy society, is only in its second year at Exeter. Any advice to our aspiring comics on campus? I’m going to sound really really really boring but work hard. I wish I could just say get really drunk and don’t worry about it. I bet you could get some good material from drunken antics though?
Not if you can’t remember it. I get drunk quite a lot, I used to get drunk a lot more. I’ve never, in my eight years of stand-up, written anything funny drunk.
28 is the show you’re touring currently. I’ve heard it’s been inspired by your girlfriend sorting you out. Can you tell us a bit more about it? It’s more about me being a messy slob and having to adapt. She’s clean but she’s had to come down to my level. I would be leaving pizza boxes on the TV and sausage rolls in the bath, and I’ve had to change. Moving in with someone is a signi�icant step for everyone, so I’ve managed to get a few gags out of it. Could you potentially explain the guy-liner in your poster (see Arts Diary)? Is it just you channelling Adele or are you actually a 90s punk rocker? It’s de�initely just me being Adele. I used to have an eyebrow, nose and lip piercing but they’ve all gone. So yeah, maybe 28 is my coming of age tale. Catch Seann Walsh at Exeter Barn�ield Theatre on 22 November.
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We challenge Emma Thomas, Features Editor, to tackle a recent arts story and mock it within an inch of its life through the art of satire. Here’s her take on the recent Banksy arrest rumours
RUMOURED to be the work of Banksy himself, having �led to deepest Devon in a �it of rage following his recent press coverage, this collection of stripped-bare phallic imagery is popping up all over the streets of Exeter The statement piece, provocatively named “Balls,” is appearing across the city in the most unexpected of places. I was utterly thrilled to be faced with a prime example of the new movement situated poignantly on the side of a parked van. It would appear that the artist behind this work, be it Bansky or not, has cast aside the medium of spray paint and resorted to erecting these works with their bare hands. the
results are raw and effective. If you are lucky enough to see ‘Balls’ in person, you may be struck by a
fundamental level, this is a drawing of an ejaculating penis. But, in fact, it is so much more. It could be interpreted
gripping urge to unpack the signi�icance of that compelling caption. Standing before the masterpiece, I wondered, what is the subtext? On a
as an exploration of the role of fertility cults in British agricultural history (it’s not just the Welsh that form ‘sa-
cred bonds’ with their livestock), or even a test of society’s ability to discern the puerile doodlings of drunken of idiots from the potent recreations of award-winning artistes. Tarquin dePeregrine-Johnson, renowned art critic, spoke to Exeposé, commenting, “the current state of urban art has been calling out for a more virile form of graf�iti for many, many years and this artist, whoever they may be, has certainly risen to the challenge.” Next time you �ind a one-eyed wonder weasel scrawled onto a windscreen or the back of a public toilet door, take a moment to consider the wily member of the art scene who is bringing cutting-edge abject imagery to our city.
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Online Music Editor History of Heavy Metal Exeter Phoenix 22 October 2014
ANDREW O’Neill’s History of Heavy Metal is a show whose greatest weakness is its biggest strength. It is a very niche show. Its particular niche is, and please make sure you’re sitting down so I don’t catch you off-guard, heavy metal. One look at the audience and a divide instantly became obvious. About two-thirds of them were dressed in strict metal uniform – leather, band merchandise and untraditional hairstyles. The remaining third fell more into the ‘people who are likely to try and sell me insurance’ category. This initial division would prove a recurring theme of the evening, with me right in its middle – long standing metal fan on the inside, someone you would let your daughter date on the outside. The show’s title is fairly accurate, in that O’Neill really did tell the history of heavy metal, from its days of infancy in rock & roll, through early metal such as Black Sabbath and Judas
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SET in 1980s Dublin, The Commitments follows a group of working lads aspiring to become the world’s greatest soul band. Earning rave reviews since it arrived in London’s West End last autumn, this adaptation of Roddy Doyle’s novel seemed to have already won over most of its Palace Theatre audience on 26 October. Nonetheless, the opening left me doubtful. We were immediately thrown into the action, as manager Jimmy Rabbitte
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Priest, right up to today’s multitude of genres, sub-genres and genrettes that characterise metal music. In this aspect it was very informative, and, to my pleasant surprise, accurate. However, those of us who really cared about metal, already knew most of it, and those who didn’t care - well, they didn’t care. The peculiarities of heavy metal history and its main characters were used as setups for the jokes, but the heavy prefacing took away from their immediacy, and a lot of the times I could sense what was coming up. By contrast, the spontaneous music-related jokes were hilarious for the ‘enlightened’ part of the audience, but were lost on the others. This is not to say that An-
began auditioning for his new band. In a mess of rushed one-liners, I began to feel like the show was going to run off cheap gags and slapstick – there’s only so many times I can giggle at a guy bursting through a door and belting out the title line of “Don’t You Want Me.” Thankfully, things soon calmed down and we were able to get a grasp of what was going on – which was actually pretty spectacular. The musical performance was �lawless. Each beat fell perfectly and each note was dazzling. The actors’ incredible energy meant that the whole show buzzed. If anything, this was overwhelming at times. Presenting each song with the same gusto as a �inale ac-
drew wasn’t funny – he was hilarious. This was evident in a lot of his impromptu remarks that weren’t necessarily related to music, and had most people in the audience
in stitches. The delivery was varied and fresh, with him playing songs and riffs on the guitar or timing the punchlines with a slideshow in the back-
tually meant the show became quite exhausting to watch – and I couldn’t help wondering whether some of this energy might have been better spent developing the storyline between the songs. Dumping us in the story without properly introducing us to the characters, I never had the chance to fall in love with any of them, which disappointed me a bit.
The musical performance was �lawless The Commitments really was more of a musical performance than a developed story. Jimmy and Imelda’s romance never blossomed, the singers’ �lings
ground. Still, the non-metalhead/ metalhead divide made for a slightly awkward dynamic, with audience members either playing catch up or holding off, respectively. Despite all the weak spots, I left
The non-metalhead/ metalhead divide made for a slightly awkward dynamic the building a happy person. What I took away from the show were 90 minutes of humour and thoughtful re�lection on my favourite music genre. They say the shared experience of comedy is in being able to relate to the subject matter, and for me it couldn’t get much more relatable than this. However, any subculture divides people into the categories of those who get it, and those who don’t. Ultimately, I think he tried to cover the grey area between those two categories, only to �ind there wasn’t one. For metal fans For anyone else with Joey and the ensuing tensions were sort of brushed over as another showstopper was belted out, Deco went from timid worker to big-headed frontman in what seemed like a heartbeat, one drummer quit and was forgotten about as another took centre stage… Struggling to recall any of the characters’ names after the show, I couldn’t help mourning the engaging story that could have been. However, in terms of a musical performance, The Commitments de�initely succeeded. Renditions of ‘Mustang Sally,’ ‘Satisfaction’ and ‘River Deep Mountain High’ left me in awe – if a little frazzled.
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Oliver Toms has stars in his eyes with a game that’s out of this world Civilisation: Beyond Earth 2K Games PC Out now
CIVILISATION: Beyond Earth takes the familiar mechanic of Civilization games - progressing your civilisation through history from the dark ages to the modern era - and �lips it on its head by setting the games in the far future, as humanity is taking its �irst steps towards colonising alien planets. Players must ensure their survival in an unfamiliar ecosystem before focusing on their longer-term goals. The atmosphere of Beyond Earth is wonderful. I can’t help but feel enthralled by almost every aspect of the game; the enormous web of futuristic technologies to the gorgeous graphics and animations. The feeling of sending that �irst explorer into unknown territory only to uncover a nest of angry Wolf Beetles is really well paced. The
game oozes imagination, and immediately feels more polished than Civilisation V did at launch. Without the context of history, however, it requires a lot of reading into every little aspect of the game to understand the implications of your decisions. Do I research Cognition next, or Fabrication? Should I pursue the Purity or the Harmony Af�inity? It reminds me of when I �irst started playing Civilization games as a child and didn’t actually know what all these things meant in real life. As a child, I didn’t know what Agriculture meant, so research in the Civilopedia was the only option for me. I get the feeling many new players of this game will have the same experience. And I actually like this difference. We are, after all, talking about beginning life on alien planets, and we shouldn’t assume that we know everything we need to know from the outset. For people who are willing to put in the time and �igure out what eve-
rything means, there’s huge depth to this game and it’s extremely rewarding. I only wish there would be more corporations to pick from, and that the AI was a little smarter, but that’s a job for expansions.
The game oozes imagination and immediately feels more polished The main differences between this and Civilisation V are the aliens, which aren’t necessarily hostile; the af�inities, which specify the goals you have set for yourself; the orbital units, which grant bene�its to your
civilisation from above; and the tech web, which branches out from the centre, unlike the linear tech tree of Civilisation V. These differences may seem cosmetic, but they substantially change the nature of the game and importantly, they improve upon the mechanics of an already solid strategy game. It’s a nice twist, and makes sense since you’re establishing a new
civilisation, rather than establishing a civilisation. It’s really a judgement call as to whether Beyond Earth is better than any other Civilisation game; I suppose the preference hinges on whether you want to start at the beginning, or cultivate something already established. Personally, I might dip back into Civilisation V every now and then, but I’m having too much fun with Beyond Earth to stop playing anytime soon.
Bored-lands: The Pre-Sequel It sucks like a vacuum (of space)
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Borderlands: The PreSequel 2K Games PC, PS3, Xbox 360 Out now
BORDERLANDS: The Pre-Sequel is the newest addition to the Borderlands franchise. The game aims to bridge the gap between the �irst and second games by explaining the backstory of Borderlands 2’s power hungry villain, Handsome Jack. The player is once again given the choice of four new heroes; Athena, Wilhelm, Nisha and Claptrap. Each character has their own abilities, play style and their own personalities, as for the �irst time in a Borderlands game, the player character isn’t mute. This is actually quite immersive, and cures Borderlands’ previous issue of feeling like the action is happening somewhere else. It also gives the game
a tiny bit of replay value, if you are really eager to know what each character says at each interaction. But The Pre-Sequel seems to be obsessed with the franchise and after a while, it just ends up beating a dead horse. The game brings back some old characters from the other two installments, but they don’t really ever do anything; their entire purpose
seems to be to just make fans of the games get all
excited because of name recognition. The gameplay is identical to Borderlands 2. There is absolutely no change to controls or play style. If a new oxygen meter was intended to be the big advancement for Borderlands I am not impressed. Anyone who has ever played an underwater level of any game will understand (Sonic fans, I’m looking at you) that searching for oxygen deposits isn’t fun. And as oxygen deposits are littered everywhere, the game removes the possibility of making it a challenge. The game, like the others in the series, never seems to get the ball rolling. You’re al-
ways sent somewhere to get something or do something, but there are always the same ten enemies that are waiting to stop you, followed by ten more of their identical friends. It’s like a rollercoaster that keeps having a power outage at every drop. The level design isn’t anything to rave about either, as it seems quite linear, especially for a game that seems to try and get you involved in an expansive world. There are of course some posi-
tives. The level design (while horrible) does look quite nice for a space world, chasms of �ire crack through the moon and the bandit hideouts look pretty cool with lasers and rotating saws, giving that classic ‘evil’ look.
It just ends up beating a dead horse Overall though, The Pre-Sequel feels like nothing more than DLC with some nice packaging. It kept trying to pull me into its world but there was nothing in the middle; the new Borderlands is the black hole of gaming.
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Everyone’s favourite monarch is all atwitter on social media Josh Creek Games & Tech Editor
GUESS who has been using Twitter? Is it The Queen? It might be. Apparently Her Majesty has joined the ranks of the Twitterati and has been sending out 140 character messages with her @BritishMonarchy account. Her �irst of�icial tweet marked the launch of a major new exhibition at London’s Science Museum.
Making many recall Queen Victoria’s journal entry in January 1878 after having a ‘Professor Bell’ explain and demonstrate a ‘telephone,’ the Queen took to her Twitter account, removing her glove in front of around 600 guests to send the tweet. Her glove was, quite literally, off. There is some doubt amongst online communities as to whether or not Her Majesty really did send the tweet though. She can be clearly seen typing
on an iPad, yet the tweet reportedly came from an iPhone - something a spokesperson for the British Monarchy insists is due to “processology,” whatever that means. Potential technological trickery aside, Ian Blatchford, the Science Museum director, was singing the Queen’s praises for her harnessing of technological advances during her reign. Queen Elizabeth has really got behind the technological revolution,
The Queen took to her Twitter account, removing her glove in front of guests
which has shaped the world during her lifetime. She notably made her �irst live Christmas broadcast in 1957 and became the �irst monarch to send an email in March 1976, setting herself in the history books as one of the earliest adopters of all royals. This is by no means the only royal Twitter activity in recent years.
Queen Elizabeth has really got behind the technological revolution during her lifetime
On the morning of 24 October, the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh arrived at the museum to open and tour the UK’s �irst permanent gallery dedicated to the history of information and communications technology.
Prince Harry, the Queen’s grandson, tweeted to celebrate the Invictus Games in May this year and both of them separately photobombed dur-
ing the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow over the summer. Yet not everyone has been happy about Her Majesty’s �irst forray into the world of being a twit (i.e. someone who tweets), with the spoof pro�ile Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) speedily replying with her own tweet: “Can’t believe someone’s started a sodding parody account.” Personally, I’d like to welcome Her Majesty to Twitter and remind her our handle is @ExeposeGames.
The future: wearable or terrible? Fiona Potigny and Sophie Harrison discuss their views on wearable tech Fiona Potigny
AM I the only one who hears ‘wearable tech’ and thinks of the primary school disco’s resident ‘trendy Tina’ with her light-up heart T-shirt or ‘slimy Simon’ attempting to snake his way up his peers’ estimations with his ticker tape belt? We were all jealous at the time – who didn’t want to literally shine on the dance�loor or enjoy the genital attention from the lay-deez as the punchline to a lame joke crawled across your crotch like an army of LED ants?
No one ever pictured the future as a GPS jacket or tweeting shoes But now we’re beyond the nineties novelty years - *nostalgic sigh* - and alas the new era has dawned, one which, according to this year’s CES technology trade show, is one of USB bracelets, Frankenstein phone-watch hybrids and vibrating pants. Pur-lease. And then, whilst parents despair at the exponential growth of smartphone-induced laconicism in the younger generations, Google Glass
chips in: “Don’t worry guys, I’ll sort that out.” Except it doesn’t get rid of the distraction, it simply displaces it… onto your face. So goodbye, “of course I’m listening, mum,” w h i l s t struggling to resist the polar attraction between your smartphone and your hand, and hello future: a mere zombie-faced nod, distracted by How I Met Your Mother on Glass’ tiny screen, a precarious globule of spit adorning the corner of the mouth, with this vacancy only to be stirred by the unnerving buzz of the Apple Watch’s ‘Tap’ or ‘Heartbeat’ function (essentially Durex’s ‘Funderwear’ lite and no doubt soon to add a new lecherous layer to the realms of Tinder-style apps). Least forgivable of these devices’ irritation credentials, however, is their failure to consolidate utility and wearability. Is it any wonder that Google and Apple are taking on ex-fashion ex-
ecutives faster than that Aussie kid dropped his new iPhone 6? Fashion helps to not only disguise the device and its glaring aesthetic issues, but cloak it in apparent necessity. Hidden in a stylish frame, not only will glassholes feel less conspicuous and open to abuse (after all, they are sporting a class divide on their face), but if they’re prescription GLASSes, how will they ever do without them? Branding wins, we lose (lots of money, that is).
Branding wins, we lose (lots of money, that is) No one ever pictured the future as a GPS jacket or tweeting shoes (yes, they actually exist): we’re still waiting on hoverboards and teleportation. I’m just not convinced. If you still are, though, here’s a money-saving tip: bent around your wrist, the perfectly pliable iPhone 6 will make a more-thanadequate alternative. You’re welcome.
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ANYONE who has seen the �ilm SpyKids can’t deny it – wearable technology is cool. Who doesn’t want to wear glasses that allow you to watch �ilms on the move? Or a watch that doubles as an iPod and camera?
Wearable technology simply makes sense: it cuts out life’s time-consuming corners For starters, wearable tech can give you extra bag room and a greatly reduced likelihood of dropping an iPhone and being reduced to a sobbing wreck in the Apple store. Wearable technology simply makes sense; it cuts out life’s timeconsuming corners, and makes e v e r y thing easier. H o w e ve r, I am a traditionalist. I like my £14
watch with a brown wrist strap, and any glasses would need a Specs a v e r s endorsement, lest the fail compilation I am currently watching through my cutting-edge 3D movie glasses becomes realised: “girl walks straight into campus tree.” On balance, I am hugely in favour
Any glasses would need a Specsavers endorsement of wearable technology, with a little vintage (and visual) adaptation. I would comment on the likely costs, but seeing as Apples are the favourite food of my student loan, I don’t really have a leg to stand on. Nevertheless, I am not going to pretend that I’d turn down a SpyKids jet pack this Christmas…
Harry Shepherd Games & Tech Editor SONY has released its biggest software refresh to date. Codenamed ‘Masamune’, the sexiest of its new features is Share Play, in which you can invite your friends to spectate on, and play your game even if they don’t own it online. As well as Twitch and Ustream, you can now watch and share your gameplay clips to YouTube on your PS4. Customisation is also emphasised in a big way. With a USB stick you can choose the soundtracks for your game, and background themes can be changed and matched up with your Vita. There is also a revamped Live from Playstation suite, enhanced voice commands, a cleaner home screen and improved search functions that combine to make the Playstation 4 a simpler, easier and even more connected gaming environment than ever before.
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Evan Jones races back in time to bring us a Crash from the past Crash Team Racing Naughty Dog PS1, PS3, PS4, PS Vita Out now
YOU never hear a gamer say, “What’s the best kart racing game ever?” They say, “What’s the best Mario Kart game ever?” After all, Mario Kart now has complete dominance on the kart-racing genre where, instead of partaking in any serious motorsport-style racing, you see cartoon caricatures causing chaos in go-karts in a bid to cross the finish line first.
Cartoon caricatures causing chaos in go-karts in a bid to cross the finish line first But whilst Nintendo has established control of the genre over the years, other companies turned their efforts towards making their own
‘Mario Kart clones’. Sonic the Hedgehog, Mickey Mouse, Pac-Man, Looney Tunes, Wacky Races and even M&Ms (WHY?!) have each had their own kart racing games over the past two decades. Only a few have managed to hold a candle to Mario Kart, and the one that got closest, even perhaps managing to surpass it, was Crash Team Racing.
Beat the ‘greatest driver in the galaxy’ with a baby polar bear or a tiger on steroids Developed by the highly esteemed Naughty Dog and released on PS1 in 1999, Crash Team Racing was, in a sense, the grand finale to the original Crash Bandicoot series. This game’s major difference to Mario Kart is that it has a single player adventure mode, where you pick a character, drive across a large overworld to find
race portals and win trophies. This is all part of a story where you become the world’s greatest driver and enter the ultimate race with Nitrous Oxide, a ghastly racing-obsessed alien who will turn the Earth into a concrete parking lot if you lose to him. There’s something quite amusing about beating the ‘greatest driver in the galaxy’ with a baby
polar bear or a tiger on steroids. You could practice your handling and power-slide boosts, whilst driving to each race portal in the expansive overworld; Mario Kart only allows practice on the racetrack. The game also features some great multiplayer, secret unlockable characters
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>> From left to right, F1 Show co-presenter Natalie Pinkham, Alex Bonner, James Coghlan, Ted Kravtiz, former F1 driver Martin Donnelly
Alex Bonner, Online Sport Editor, and James Coghlan headed to Sky Studios for The F1 Show and caught up with Exeter alumnus Ted Kravitz to discuss journalism, working in the media and his famous pitlane notebook IF there is one thing that we took away from our meeting with Sky Sports F1’s infamous pit-lane reporter, it would have to be this: the future for journalism is certainly bright. Sitting down with Ted Kravitz, you immediately get the impression that this is a man who has seen all that there is to see in the industry. Having graduated from Exeter in the mid 1990s, Kravitz has risen through the ranks quickly, using the experience he gained as a presenter on university radio to do everything from working on a Sony Award-winning radio show on Capital FM to reaching the dizzying heights of Formula 1 broadcasting, �irst as a producer and then as a pit-lane reporter for ITV, the BBC and Sky. As a man who has done so much in his career, how did he settle into reporting on the most glamorous sport on earth, and how important was it to �ind a niche going into this competitive industry? He replies with conviction: “It was easy for me; Formula 1 is my passion. I never thought I would do it, but combining my passion with broadcasting allowed me to �ind my niche.” Getting such a glamorous job had its dif�iculties, however, and Kravitz brings us swiftly back down to earth
with some advice: “developing a niche from the start is a dangerous thing, because if people don’t like your niche, you won’t get any work. “The way to start is to develop as a plain journalist and do your job properly,” he is quick to add with a knowing look. “You have got to start so that people respect the job you do �irst, and then you can start adding a bit more individuality.”
Formula 1 is my passion. Combining my passion with broadcasting allowed me to �ind my niche During his time as F1’s most famous pit-lane reporter, Kravtiz has crafted his individual niche in an admirable way. In an increasingly technological industry, he has made his mark on the F1 paddock by reporting on Grand Prix weekends with nothing but a piece of paper and a pen, and has used that old-school approach to create one of Sky’s most popular F1 programmes - ‘Ted’s Notebook.’ “Now it’s got a programme of its own on the Saturday and Sunday of grand prix weekends, which is a bit
scary,” he says with a large smile. “How it’s escalated to that, I don’t know, but it has!” It’s easy to see why the concept has taken off. “What’s important is the premise behind it. The premise behind it is that there are 22 cars out there, and each of the drivers will have their own story. Watching the race, you will not know 15 of those stories, as it’s just not possible! That’s the niche provided by the Notebook - to tell each driver’s story in the most digestible way possible.” Unfortunately, being at the front line of all the action in the F1 world means that journalists like Ted often have some very dif�icult stories to tell. During the weekend of the Japanese Grand Prix, he reported on the life-threatening incident involving Marussia driver Jules Bianchi, who crashed into the back of a recovery vehicle amidst treacherous weather conditions. He recalls the incident with noticeable discomfort: “The phrase I used to describe the aftermath in the medical centre was ‘chaos and confusion,’ because I could see the Marussia team trying to get in to see their driver, but the doors were shut. “No one had allowed the person on the door of the medical centre to
open it, and she was frozen with fear as the team were banging open the door trying to get in,” he explains. “Of course, everybody in their right mind would think ‘that’s not an ideal situation, so something should be done differently,’ but ultimately I could only present the facts.” An issue such as this raises fundamental questions about safety in sport. We asked whether or not journalists could use the in�luence of media to promote change. Kravtiz was professional in his reply: “They can, but they shouldn’t. You’re there as a journalist just to report what’s going on. I get texts and tweets every day about Bianchi saying ‘who was to blame?’, but it’s not my job to give my opinion. I do have my view, of course, but it is not my job to use it to in�luence others.” We �inished off our discussion by talking about Kravtiz’s memories of Exeter, and particularly his fond memories at University Radio Exeter. “My fondest memory was when the radio was made FM. When we went FM, it was a proper event and it raised our game as a result.” He recalls his time at Exeter favorably and was notably delighted to hear that student media has gone from strength to strength since his departure.
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Born: March 1974 Nationality: British Occupation: Televison Presenter Employers: Sky, ITV, BBC, Capital FM Famous for: F1 pitlane reporter Best Exeter memory: The launch of University Radio Exeter on FM
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Ahead of the Boxing varsity, we got in the ring with BUCS winner and EUABC Captain Richie Goulding HOW does it feel to lead the team this year? It has been a pleasure so far. We’ve got a really good bunch of boxers coming through and it has been great seeing them all improving throughout the pre-season. We haven’t really kick started our year competition-wise yet, but I’m really looking forward to seeing them put the stuff we’ve worked on in training into practice for real in the ring.
What are your aims and expectations for the season? We’ve got a handful of boxers, maybe �ive or so, who we think can go into
BUCS this year and challenge for the medals. This is an improvement on last year, where it was only me who entered the competition. For the rest of the squad, we’re focusing on getting them enough competitive experience so that they can enter the competition next year. How is the squad shaping up? The squad is looking really good. We’ve been holding trials every month as a way to ease progression through the club, from the level of beginner to squad member. It has worked so far and we’ve currently got around 20 in the squad. Most are
inexperienced but we’re looking to get them enough �ights now so they can do well in BUCS in their second and third years. The guys who were competing last year are looking really sharp and I really think we can win more than just one medal in BUCS this year! Who are the boxers to look out for this year in the ring? I couldn’t single just a couple out. You’ll have to see for yourselves at varsity. What are your thoughts on this months’s Boxing varsity?
It’s going to be awesome. We’ve got our biggest and best squad ever. The Varsity has been the date �ixed in everyone’s mind since we started preseason, so we couldn’t be more up for it. Last year was amazing and without a doubt the best atmosphere I’ve ever seen at a boxing show. We just need the crowd to be even noisier this time around. Tickets won’t be around for long though, so people best get buying. What is your favourite part about the sport and EUABC? Nothing gets me going like going someplace you’ve never been and
having a good old tear up with someone you’ve never met. Sharing a drink with your opponent afterwards, despite the fact that you were beating the hell out of each other not so long ago is also fun. The best thing about EUABC is that nearly everyone comes to us with no boxing experience. We face the unique challenge of getting people to a medal-winning standard within three years, and it’s one I really enjoy. What has been your greatest sporting achievement to date? De�initely winning BUCS last year. Probably my greatest achievement.
Demons dealt BUCS blow in opener A������� F������� Lewis Gregory Demons Member
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EXETER Demons opened their 2014/15 BUCS campaign with a 14-7 defeat against Cardiff Cobras on the �irst weekend of November. The loss marks a disappointing start after such a successful campaign last season. Expectations were high coming into the match after the Demons’ successful playoff run last year. On paper, the matchup was favourable for the home side and many had tipped the
Demons to sweep aside the visiting Welsh Cobras. Exeter chose to put their defence out on the �ield for the �irst drive of the game. The ever stout Demons’ defence picked up where they left off the season before, shutting out the Cardiff attack.
Whilst the loss was a devastating blow for Exeter it is by no means the end of the season Meanwhile, the Exeter offence took little time �inding the end zone. A
series of runs eventually cumulated in Alex Briggs walking in untouched for the �irst score of the game, putting the Greens on the scoreboard at 7-0 after a successful try. The two teams traded possession into the second quarter until Quarterback Alex Reid orchestrated a nine play, �ifty yard drive that unfortunately ended with Harry Brantingham’s �ield goal hitting the left upright. After a �ifth straight defensive stand, the Demons mounted one last effort to increase their lead before the half. Unfortunately, that was stalled after the Cobras picked off the Exeter offense. However, it was the Exeter team that still held the lead at 7-0 after the
end of the �irst half .
A battered and bruised Demons defence began to show cracks The momentum soon changed in the second half as the Demons lost the ball on their second possession; giving Cardiff an easy oppourtunity which they capitalised on and quickly turned into points. Although the Cobras failed their conversion attempt, the Demons found their lead reduced to a single point. As the Exeter offense continued
to struggle, really failing to take off a battered and bruised Demons defence also began to show cracks as Cardiff’s running game began to make up ground. The Cobras capped their excellent offensive spell with a thirty yard touchdown pass that would eventually seal a 14-7 victory for the visiting team. Whilst the loss was a devastating blow for Exeter, it is by no means the end of the season. The Demons now have two weeks to lick their wounds and prepare for their next �ixture at home to Bath Spa Bulldogs on 23 November down at Duckes Meadow, an opportunity to put their post-season hopes back on track.
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Hockey Men’s 1s Oxford Brookes
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Men’s 3s Gloucestershire
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EXETER men’s Basketball 1s team lost 42-43 to UWE in a tight match at home on Wednesday afternoon. The �irst quarter began with sloppy work from both teams as they tried to �ind their rhythm. UWE were �irst to put points on the board from a free throw, with the home team responding quickly after with a three pointer from Charlie Neuner. UWE’s offence was poor throughout the quarter and Exeter displayed some �ine form which was re�lected in the 13-5 score. Exeter continued to hold the lead throughout the second quarter with some inspiring plays including a spectacular dunk from Axel Constant. David Nash also contributed two points beating two UWE players in a lightning play and making the score 21-10 to Exeter. Things went downhill for the home team in the third quarter as UWE �inally began to threaten offensively. This did not stop Exeter from producing some brilliant baskets including two points from Constant who moved so quickly across the court the opposing defence had no chance.
Exeter continued to hold the lead throughout the second quarter with some inspiring plays including a spectacular dunk from Axel Constant Cameron Barker also added two points, springing quickly from the �loor in a remarkable display of athleticism. Nevertheless, the quarter was close, and ended 33-32 to Exeter. The start of the fourth quarter was marked by a quick two points from UWE to take the lead. Exeter began looking quite shaky regularly missing the basket, much to the chagrin of the now sizeable crowd. The home team did still create some exceptional plays including a speedy exchange between Paul Anstiss, Joel DeLaraBond and Constant to earn two points and go up 40-38. With the pressure on, Exeter were unfortunately simply unable to regain the dominance they displayed at the start of the match and in spite of �ighting to the last minute, the game ended a disappointing 42-43 to the visitors.
>> Pictures clockwise from left: EUWRFC’s Rachel Tan carrying the ball down the wing, number 9 Kate Wilderspin sets up a successful Exeter scr
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EUWRFC 1s 48 USW Pontypridd & Cardiff 7 EUWRFC 1s went to Topsham last Wednesday to confront a �ierce USW team. The one-sided affair saw Exeter run away with victory in a game cut short by injury. As the whistle blew, both teams looked ready for a �ight. Exeter put the �irst points on the board with exceptionally timed handling on the wing from lock Izzy Moore. The Welsh were
quick to react, disrupting Exeter’s defence, placing their �irst ball past the line and the opposition followed through with a conversion. A few minutes into the match the score was 7-5 to the visiting side.
The girls in green retaliated with an impressive display of strength from their pack Yet to showcase their full potential, the girls in green retaliated with an impressive display of strength from their pack and Clara Nielson placed
the ball between the posts after three attempts at driving a scrum over the opposition’s line. Exeter continued this �ine form, utilising the full width of Topsham’s pitch to cut several beautiful lines, highlighting the weaknesses in USW’s defence. A well-executed back line move displayed the Green Army’s dynamism in attack, with number 14 Ann Webb scoring for the home side in the last few minutes of the �irst-half. As play resumed Exeter widened their lead, with inside centre Katie Alder adding a further two tries, owing largely to exceptional handling. The Welsh were starting to buckle under
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EUSC 1s - BUCS Fleet Nationals EXETER University Sailing Club headed to Plymouth with the weight of expectation on their shoulders. Last year the Green Machine had come second in the overall team prize, and had also �inished second overall in the sailing BUCS league table. This year the team included several individuals returning to �leets for one last shot at another BUCS medal and a score to settle. Martin Evans had taken home a silver medal at the last two editions of the event, both times being beaten by long term rival, Plymouth’s Lorenzo Chiavarini. Nia Jones also medalled last year and planned to repeat this performance with new crew member Ellie Gadd.
The event produced one of Exeter’s best results to date The team included many new faces with several �irst years expected to step up to the plate with Lawrence Carter, James Henson and Scott Wallis all helming at the event for the �irst time. Day one saw some of the most challenging conditions many of the team had ever experienced. The sailing took place in the river, and this produced some severely gusty conditions.
At the end of the day, Exeter were in a strong position, with Izzy Fitzgerald and Kirstie Urwin sitting in second position in the slow handicap class and the paring of Scott Wallis and Ollie Brooks in fourth. Martin Evans was placed �irst overnight, despite losing the �irst race to rival Lorenzo, and Nia Jones also led the 55 strong �ire�ly �leet.
Day one saw some of the most challenging sailing conditions many of the team had ever experienced The second day’s racing was equally challenging, with 20mph winds and choppy waves, which the Exeter sailors relished. EUSC picked up three BUCS golds for the University as Martin Evans triumphed in the Laser class and Izzy Fitzgerald and crew Kirstie Urwin also came in victorious. Exeter’s combined scores of their best placed women meant they also won the female team prize. Fresher Scott Wallis and second year Ollie Brooks also earned their �irst BUCS medals, picking up a bronze in the slow handicap �leet; these sailors are ones to look out for in future events. This event produced one of Exeter’s best set of results to date and the team is looking forward to even more success in the Team Racing Quali�iers and match racing events in the coming months.
>> BUCS bronze medalist Ollie Brooks mans the trapeze wire
crum, Captain Kate Alder dives to secure a dramatic try and number 4 Georgia Smith is lifted in a late Exeter line out
Exeter’s uniform attack and showed a visible lack of cohesion in their defensive line. Spotting a gap, Rebecca de Filippo tore through the opposition’s wall and cemented her break with another try.
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The number of tries scored by EUWRFC 1s in Wednesday’s win over USW
Moments later, further points were added to Exeter’s haul by winger
Charlotte Lord-Sallenave, whose impressive footwork outpaced not one but three defenders. The last try of the game came from Exeter forward and powerhouse Bryony Cleall, who obliterated her opposition with an impressive hit as she stormed across the try line. In a shocking turn of events, the referee was forced to end the game 60 minutes in due to a serious neck injury. The player was later given the all-clear. The game ended with the Exeter girls at their best and had the last 20 minutes been played, the difference between the teams would likely have widened signi�icantly.
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>> Ladies’ forward Lottie Van-Praag powers forward during EULC’s win over Oxford. Photo: Daniil Orlov
Ladies’ Lacrosse Sophy Coombes- Roberts Sport Editor EULC Ladies 1s 5 Oxford 2 EXETER’S Ladies Lacrosse 1s recorded a 5-2 victory against unbeaten long term rivals Oxford at Topsham last Wednesday. Despite coming off the back of a big win against Southampton last week, the girls went into the game as underdogs against a strong Oxford outfit. From the very first whistle, Exeter started well, with fresher Katie Butcher scooping the ball from the ground off the draw, allowing the side to settle into a good period of attack. The Oxford defence looked impressive
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and the Greens were struggling to find a gap. Five minutes into the game Oxford still hadn’t touched the ball, yet Exeter were failing to find an opening. After a set move failed to produce a goal, Captain Sophy Coombes- Roberts made a move, peeling off on her strong right hand as Butcher threw a loopy ball into the centre of the fan, which Coombes-Roberts finished with ease to put the Green Machine ahead. This provided a boost for the Exeter side, and they gained confidence from breaking the deadlock. After a period of defensive play, Mimi Ruiz made an easy save, clearing the ball down the field and into Van-Praag’s stick, who found the back of the net and doubled Exeter’s lead. Both teams stepped up their game as the ball was moved up and down
the pitch to no avail. Exeter’s defence played some exceptional sets, keeping a frustrated Oxford from scoring for almost 15 minutes. However, Scotland International Thurlow managed a one on one play to give the Blues their first point.
Their efforts were rewarded with a free position shot for Alicia Hanmer who fired past the goal keeper Despite this, Exeter came back stronger and feistier. They maintained the majority of possession, as second years Charlotte Gibbon and Romy Wilkin threw some great checks all over the field. Their efforts were rewarded with a free position shot for
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Alicia Hanmer who fired the ball past the goalkeeper. The half continued in the same vein, leaving Oxford powerless as VanPraag and Coombes-Roberts each adding to their tallies. When the half-time whistle blew, the underdogs Exeter were pulling away at 5-1. The second half began with both teams playing high pressured defence, making breakthroughs rare. 45 minutes into the game, Oxford managed to find the back of the net from a set play. This seemed to give the Blues new hope as once again the ball was in their attacking end. However, the Greens were back on form. Some quick slides and some stellar saves from Ruiz kept the Oxford attack at bay. Despite their best efforts, neither team was able to produce another goal, resulting in a final score of 5-2
to Exeter. This was an important win for the ladies, rocketing them up the league standings and into second place.
The Greens were back on form. Quick slides and some stellar saves from Ruiz kept the Oxford attack at bay Third year Alex Bucknall commented after the game: “Our defence pulled together today, they were outstanding. This is the big win our team has been waiting for.” The victory will give the girls confidence for their match up against Bristol next week, who lost to Oxford 11-9. A good win could see this team really excel in the Southern Premiership.
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