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dized service to the 13 communities if he decides it’s necessary. As the debt ceiling crisis passed and Congress headed home for its August recess without resolving the standoff, President Obama spoke out Wednesday and Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood urged Congress to return to deal with the issues. Obama expressed dismay that Congress would allow up to $1.2 billion in tax revenue to go out the door — the amount that could have been lost by the time lawmakers return in September. Reid announced the deal Thursday afternoon: “This agreement does not resolve the important differences that still remain. But I believe we should keep Americans working while Congress settles its differences, and this agreement will do exactly that.” JOAN LOW Y (AP)

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Polygamist Jeffs Guilty Of Child Sexual Abuse A Texas jury has convicted polygamist leader Warren Jeffs on child sexual assault charges in a case stemming from Jeffs two young followers he took as brides in what his church calls “spiritual marriages.” The charges came after a massive 2008 raid. (AP) FEHJB7D:" EH;$

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need for relief grows with the rising temperatures and record-breaking heat that continue to scorch Texas,” state Agricultural Commissioner Todd Staples said. Texas saw less than an inch of rain statewide in July, and the state climatologist declared this the most severe one-year drought on record in Texas. Officials expected to declare soon that it has become the worst drought since the 1950s. PAUL J. WEBER (AP)

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protecting civil liberties and the likelihood that such plotters will remain difficult to stop. The Oslo attack has spurred EU officials to look at ways to flag suspicious sales of legal chemicals, including fertilizer, that can be used to make explosives. EU experts will discuss how such a new system would work when they meet at a special conference in December, officials said. Meanwhile, Norwegian officials

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transparency and dedication to civil liberties. In the U.S., computers’ ability to zero in on terrorists has advanced substantially in the decade since the Sept. 11 attacks, said Bhavani Thuraisingham, director of the Cyber Security Research Center at the University of Texas at Dallas. Researchers there are using technology to spot hackers. But it could also be used to spot terrorists such as Breivik, who don’t fit

On Thursday, a Norwegian official said he is concerned Anders Behring Breivik, who confessed to the July 22 attacks in Oslo that killed 77 people, is withholding information that could determine whether he had accomplices. Breivik, 32, planned the attacks carefully but did not foresee that he would be held in isolation. “He told us he had not thought of that, and he should have,” prosecutor Christian Hatlo said. (AP)

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for a Dulles Metrorail station. But no matter what the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority ends up building, it’s not going to open for at least five years. In the meantime, if you want to get back and forth a few times yourself,

you’d better focus instead on the public transit options that are already available. That includes Metrobus 5A, which carries passengers from L’Enfant Plaza and Rosslyn to Dulles for $6 (still a bargain, although it was raised from only $3 last year). Or, for $10 each way, score a comfier ride on the Washington Flyer Coach Service that operates between West Falls Church and Dulles. Neither of those choices is as convenient as Metro will be, but they do the trick. Just ask the 187,143 folks who rode the Washington Flyer bus in 2010. I know people who would never think to use BWI as an alternative airport, but they’re missing out on low-cost ground transportation choices (and some cheap AirTran fares). Not only can you take a MARC Penn Line train ($6) or Amtrak from Union Station, but you can also hop on Metrobus B30 from Greenbelt ($6). Don’t forget the new MTA ICC 201 bus to Shady Grove ($5). And I’d bet that even though everyone knows it’s an easy Metro ride to Ronald Reagan Washington National, far fewer realize it’s possible to get there on a bike. The airport’s just off the Mount Vernon Trail, which means you can roll on in and lock up your bike at one of several free storage racks. Once, I even used the trail to walk to the airport from Old Town to meet friends when their plane landed. Admittedly, with luggage, a return trip didn’t seem like a wise idea. But knowing your options always is.

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Woman Pleads Guilty In Transgender Beating A woman whose beating of a transgender woman at a McDonald’s near Baltimore was captured on video that went viral online has pleaded guilty to the attack. Baltimore County State’s Attorney Scott Shellenberger says 19-year-old Teonna Brown pleaded guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree assault and one count of a hate crime. (AP)

In these lazy, hazy days of summer, you have probably at least considered dining at one of Washington’s 450-plus sidewalk cafes. “You’re trapped inside all day long, so it gives you a chance to get outside and out of the AC,” Jen Shoemaker, said over a tuna sandwich at a Potbelly Sandwich Shop dowtown. “It’s really a savior in the summer.” Be thankful you live in Washington 2011. It was just 50 years ago, on Aug. 8, 1961, that the first sidewalk cafe appeared in the city. After a trip to Paris, Harry Zitelman, the owner of Bassin’s restaurant at 13th and E streets NW, spent two years trying to convince the local authorities that Europeanstyle dining would work. City officials raised myriad objections, as described in a Washington Post story at the time: Side-

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ed in 1939, succeeded in its efforts, setting out 15 tables under a striped awning, with a man dressed as a gendarme on the opening day. The growth in outside eateries was slow; by 1977, there were 85. The Downtown D.C. Business Improvement District, which conducts a survey of sidewalk cafes in that area, found a double-digit increase since 2009: from 95

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in 2009 to 123 in 2010 to 135 this summer. More than 3,200 seats are available. Genevieve Marcus, who was eating a steak-and-cheese sandwich at a sidewalk cafe near her office on L Street NW on Wednesday, said it’s hard to resist outdoor seating. “If you can put a table outside, people are going to want to sit there,” she said. (THE WASHINGTON POST )

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Thursday’s decline was the ninthworst ever by points for the Dow. In percentage terms, the decline of 4.3 percent does not rank among the worst. On Black Monday (Oct. 19, 1987), for example, the market fell 22 percent, a drop of 508 points. (AP) Point

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It was the most alarming day yet in the almost uninterrupted selling that has swept Wall Street. Since July 21, the Dow has lost more than 1,300 points, or 10.5 percent of its value. It has closed lower nine of the 10 trading days since.

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Until a week ago, Wall Street had mostly convinced itself that the U.S. economy would improve in the second half of the year. Then report after report began to show that the economy was much weaker than first thought. Manufacturing is barely growing. The service sector, which covers about 90 percent of the American work force, is growing at the slowest rate in a year and a half. People spent less in June than in May, the first decline since September 2009. The overall economy is expanding at the slowest pace since the end of the Great Recession. It grew at an annual rate of just 0.8 percent for the first six months of this year, raising the risk of another recession.

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In an indication of how frightened investors are, Bank of New York Mellon said it would start charging large investors to hold their cash. The bank’s clients include pension funds and large investment houses. Mark Luschini, chief investment strategist for Janney Montgomery Scott, an investment firm in Philadelphia, said his clients saw the move from stocks into cash as “a parking lot to sort things out.” “With the scars of 2008 still fresh,” he said, “some clients don’t want to miss the change to preempt further damage should it come.” (AP)

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Alexandria—$3,500, 3 br, 2.5 ba, 3 flrs, new, 2 pkng spacs, 802 Madison St., 3 blks to Braddock Metro, by appt only. 703-992-5120

CHEVERLY, MD - Master BR, pvt BA, utilities included, $700/month. Call 202-550-5375 COLLEGE PARK/LAUREL- Furnished and A/C $610/mo or $160/wk incl utils. Internet & cable, kitchen & W/D. 301-370-6587 DISTRICT HEIGHTS-Pvt home, shr kit & BA. Near bus, metro & shopping. 1 Responsible person. 301-568-3386 FAIRFAX - Female to share, private BA and entrance, parking, share kitchen, N/P, N/S, refs required, incl'd utils Call 703-815-8866 FT WASHINGTON- Furn Br & ba, Kitchenette, W/D, AC, cable, utils incl. $195/wk, Joyce 301-894-3801 FT. WASH—Large furnished room. Female preferred, carpet, w/d, utils inc w/ free cbl. $550. Call 301-292-1615 or 240-381-7650 HYATTSVILLE MBR, W/D, private entrance, cable and internet, 5 min to Metro, $600/m. 240-793-5845

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ROOMMATES LANHAM, MD - Room for rent, house to share. Call, or leave a message. 301-552-7514 or 240-351-3451 Largo—Basement and 1 room available; $800/$600. inclu of bills. Parking & Metro accessible. 2024319153 LAUREL- Room for rent, Clean, Fem Pref, Nr Bus, Shop, & Mall. $650/mo utils incl. NS, Call 240-468-5244 Mitchellville—$700, 1 br, 1 ba, 912 Lake shore Dr, Bowie, MD, heat, water, Elec, HSI, 240-286-7404 NE, DC- Professional person. Room available for $550. Cold AC. Close to Metro. Please Call 301-537-1992 N.E.- Furnished, Room with private entrance. Near Metro/bus, $500/mo. $125 deposit. 443-799-7492 NW-3 blocks Petworth Metro, cable & utilities included. Share BA/kit. $550 & $600 + 1 month deposit & $50 application fee. 202-241-4185 Silver Spring- Non smoking prof.l F to shr TH, W/D, Own parking, Furn MSTBR/BA avail 8/1, $900 + 1/3 util. Call 301-367-4971

SILVER SPRINGHUGE room. $675 all utils incl. Satellite & internet. Call Ryan 301-512-9003 SILVER SPRING, MD - Share 2BR, near Metro & Montgomery College. N/S. Background check. 301-585-1810 Springfield—Nsmkg F pref, lg furn TH bsmt, priv BA, prkg, nr bus/95/495 & shop, $800 incl. utils, 703-569-6170

WHEATON, MD - Share SFH, large lower level area (800 SF) with fireplace. Own BA & entrance, shared kitchen. $900/month neg. 301-949-7181

WOODBRIDGE$395/mo + util. SFH, Quiet M to shr nice house w/ males, Near bus and shops. 703-763-3776

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IkdZWo 1 P.M. NASCAR’s best make a pit stop in Long Pond, Pa., for the Good Sam RV Insurance 500. ESPN 2 P.M. The final round at the Bridgestone Invitational. CBS 2 P.M. The IRL is in Lexington, Ohio, for the Honda Indy 200. Versus 3 P.M. A champion will be crowned at the Legg Mason Tennis Classic. ESPN2 3:10 P.M. The Nats close out their four-game series against the Rockies. MASN2

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— DAV E Y JOHNSON, THE NATS MANAGER, ON WHAT HE’D LIKE SHORTSTOP IAN DESMOND TO DO TO TURN AROUND HIS SEASON-LONG SLUMP AT THE PLATE.

stop is having a tough season at the plate, hitting only .215 entering Thursday. Compounding his struggles is that he walks so infrequently. His .228 on-base percentage is better than only two National League players with a minimum of 350 at bats. “I think he’s just a little overly aggressive at home plate, kind of like when he broke into the league last year,” manager Davey Johnson said last month. Desmond admits that altering his hitting approach, fighting to overcome years of ingrained, split-second i nst i nc t s is a mental and physi-

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cal challenge. But he’s trying. His .326 on-base percentage in July was the highest of any month this season. Despite his insufficient statistics, Desmond has impressed those inside and outside the clubhouse with his effort and leadership. He was a popular target of opposing general managers prior to the trading deadline, and last week he was honored by the Major League Baseball Players Alumni Association as Washington’s Heart and Hustle Award winner. “It’s unquantifiable by numbers, but the organization sees it,” Desmond said. “Otherwise, I probably would have been sent down a long time ago. Subpar offense and defense doesn’t really keep you in the big leagues for that long.” DEREK TURNER

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tana Moss is the clear No. 1 at the position. Beyond that, it’s anyone’s guess as to how the rest of the depth chart will shake out. After Moss, there’s a mix of young players and new acquisitions jockeying for roster spots, putting a premium on every route and catch at training camp. “The guys who make the most plays and who know the assignments are the guys who will separate themselves,” Redskins receivers coach Keenan McCardell said. “It’s good competition out there.” ELLIOT T SMITH

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NFL insiders agreed the Redskins got a steal in third-round pick Leonard Hankerson, giving them a big target with solid leaping ability. Hankerson came on in the latter half of his college career, racking up 1,156 yards on 72 catches with a school-record 13 TDs last year for Miami. The lockout could stunt his development, but Hankerson feels he did the work needed to make an immediate impact. “Rookie or not, I’m going to come in and compete for a job,” he said. “If you know your stuff, you’re going to play.”

Instead of throwing big money at Santonio Holmes, the Redskins took a decidedly smaller approach, signing Donté Stallworth and trading for Jabar Gaffney. These aren’t the buzz-building deals of the past, but both could provide deStallworth pendable options for QB John Beck. Stallworth had just two catches with Baltimore last season, but Gaffney set a career high with 65 recepGaffney tions in Denver. “It’s a great opportunity,” Gaffney said. “This offense lets a receiver run routes and use his knowledge of the game, and that’s what I do best.”

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When Brett Haber resigned as WUSA’s sports director this week, he noted that his job might not exist in 10 to 20 years. Maybe ESPN is the reason, or maybe the Internet should be blamed. Either way, Haber said that the local channels feel that their viewers don’t want — or need — their sports fix in the 6 p.m. and 11 p.m. broadcasts. To some, this must 8o CWjj be a no-brainer, or at Im[died least inevitable. For those of us who lived in D.C. during the 1980s, though, this is relatively stunning. Back then, there was not one but two major sportscasters filling the square televisions each night. Many

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IeYY[h The ear-to-ear grin on Bill Hamid’s face as he approached reporters for the first time since getting a careeraltering phone call said more than any words could. The 20-year-old D.C. United goalkeeper is getting the chance to live his dream. Hamid was included on new U.S. national team coach Jurgen Klinsmann’s 22-man roster for next Wednesday’s friendly in Philadelphia against archrival Mexico, marking the first of what he hopes to be many call-ups to represent his country. Hamid has been projected to be in the U.S. goalkeeping mix

Bill Hamid, left, will back up U.S. goalie Tim Howard against Mexico next week.

down the line, and this development helps speed that progression. With Olympic qualifying slated to begin in March, a positive impression from Hamid during this stint with the national team could cement his place.

“Jurgen ... wants guys that want to get better on a day-by-day basis,” said Hamid, an Annandale, Va., native. “That’s definitely something in my mind. I want to get better and show him that I want to be one for the future, or one soon.”

In his second pro season and first as an entrenched starter, the 6-foot3, 225-pound Hamid has taken great strides to improve. Appearing more comfortable and poised as he gains experience, Hamid has begun to round out his skill set and complement his overwhelming physical and vocal prowess. “Bill’s at a good place right now,” said United goalkeeper coach Pat Onstad. “He’s done all the hard work, he’s got confidence in his ability, and he knows he’s put the work in to get that confidence, and he’s in a perfect place to get this opportunity.” It’s unlikely that Hamid will play against Mexico, but he’ll happily back up longtime U.S. starter Tim Howard while soaking in the international experience. “[Howard]’s like a big brother now,” Hamid said. “I look up to him. He’s a great person to model your game and off-field life after. I’m definitely going to enjoy playing with him and feeding off his style of play.” AVI CREDITOR

Midfielder Dwayne De Rosario on Saturday leads D.C. United against Toronto FC, with whom he played from 2009 to the start of this season. Here’s how some of De Rosario’s games against former teams have gone this year.

April 2: New York vs. Houston De Rosario came on as a halftime substitute and assisted on a goal in his first minute of play against the Dynamo, with whom he played from 2006 to 2008 and won two MLS Cups. July 9: D.C. vs. New York Not even two weeks after being dealt to United by the rival Red Bulls, De Rosario struck the game-winning goal in D.C.’s 1-0 win. July 30: D.C. vs. San Jose De Rosario scored twice in San Jose, where he spent the first five seasons of his MLS career.

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Woods Off to Good Start Playing for the first time in nearly three months, Tiger Woods made three birdies and shot a 2-under-68 in the first round of the Bridgestone Invitational. (AP)

As someone who worked for the Redskins for 37 years, Bubba Tyer is full of stories about the “Over the Hill Gang,” “The Hogs,” and franchise legends such as George Allen and Joe Gibbs. The longtime trainer can tell you who misbehaved, who played the best pranks, and which guys hung around in the bars at training camp. When it comes to a Chris Hanburger, the stories take a totally different tone. “He didn’t go in for a lot of camaraderie,” Tyer said. “He certainly had friends, but to say he’d come over and hang out and shoot the bull with you, he didn’t do that.” With that in mind, how is the linebacker from the great Redskins teams of the 1970s going to handle the fuss and fame on Saturday, when he’s inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame? “He would rather just have somebody say, ‘Hey, you’re in the

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Hall of Fame,’ and that’d be the end of it,” Tyer said. “He probably will give the shortest acceptance speech on record.” Yep. It’s a safe bet. “He’s got that right,” Hanburger said. “They’ve limited us in time, which I think is great. … Shorten it, keep it general — and get it over with.” It makes sense. He’s never been

one to brag. Although his accolades were many and the Redskins became an NFC power with Hanburger patrolling the field — he started the team’s first Super Bowl at the end of the 1972 season, a loss to the undefeated Miami Dolphins — he had to wait more than three decades after his retirement to enter the Hall as a senior nominee. He figured he was

An 18th-round draft pick in 1965, Chris Hanburger was a mainstay in Washington through 1978 and was voted to nine Pro Bowls. He had the potentially daunting responsibility of calling the plays for the legendary George Allen — a demanding, perfectionist coach who valued defense first and foremost. This was long before the days of intricate signals and headsets, which now allow coaches to dictate nearly every move and formation from the sideline. (AP)

never going to make it. “I never even gave it a ny thought, to be honest with you,” Hanburger said. “Other than the fact that if it ever happened, it would be wonderful and I’m not going to let it worry me at all. That’s just the way I am about things. I had a job to do, and I tried to do it to the best of my ability.” JOSEPH WHITE (AP)

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With election season gearing up, we’re likely to see a lot of bland pantsuits and patriotic ties. But some candidates (or their fashionable wives) will don luxe eagle pins or rhinestone flags, the signature of Ann Hand, a woman who’s far more of a D.C. insider than the politicians who come here every few years. The jeweler known for Americana-themed baubles started her eponymous boutique (4885 MacArthur Blvd. NW; 202-333-2979) in 1988. She shares her memories. Are patriotic fashions trendier during election season? There’s no question: yes. Every cycle, we do what we call a rhinestone poll. We’ve done this for several elections, where we make pins for all the candidates and then

we watch them dwindle down to election day. It’s always so moving to watch people come in and buy things to support their candidate. You just made a pin to commemorate President Reagan’s centennial celebration. How do you remain nonpartisan? It’s our policy that we are nonpartisan and always have been. These American symbols really belong to everybody. There is no partisanship when it comes to patriotism, so I’ve always designed for everyone. How has Washington style changed over the years? When I started out doing this 24 years ago, no one wanted to wear anything patriotic. It was rather

Do you think Washington women are stylish? Oh, I think the Washington woman is sadly underrated. I think that so many of them just dress so beautifully, and, unfortunately, many, especially those who are married to someone who serves in political life, don’t feel they can step out too much. They have constituents back home, and they have to be thoughtful about how they appear. Who’s your D.C. style icon? Jacqueline Kennedy. I think she did a lot to make women aware of how they dressed. That was still the Grace Kelly era, and that’s what I’m partial to. I’ve seen Mrs. Obama wear similar clothing, with a modern interpretation and brighter colors. So many politicians and first ladies have worn your designs. Were you ever shocked to see a woman wearing Ann Hand? The first time that I saw Hillary Clinton on the cover of a magazine wearing our pin, I thought, “Wow.” It was such a memorable moment for us, because we were just getting starting, and she was photographed wearing our eagle. I’ll never forget it. K ATHERINE BOYLE (E XPRESS)

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D.C. HAS long been a wasteland of men’s shirts so loose that the entire tea party could hide in one. But local tailored men’s shirt company Hugh & Crye, known for its Euro cuts and U.S. patterns, just might remedy that. Its new shop/showroom in Georgetown (3212 O St. NW; 202-250-3807) lets dandies and frumpy bureaucrats alike try on slim-yetclassic shirts ($85-$105) and ties. Call ahead to confirm hours.

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chap whose name and monocled, Monopoly Mannish face graces a new line of ketchup, looks partial to Delmonico steaks and oysters Rockefeller. But the sauces that bear his name should appeal to those who heart burgers, hot dogs and other plebeian fare. Two varieties ($9 each, Deananddeluca.com) — chutney-like spicy and the milder classic — taste fresh and tomato-y. Plus the stuff is nice and thick, the better to dip a fry in.

there have been relatively few times of the year when one can wear aqua-colored liquid eye liner. They are, sadly, the same months when you’re most likely to sweat through your shirt or go for a long swim. Stila cosmetics found a solution with Sparkle Waterproof Liquid Eye Liner ($22, Stilacosmetics.com). Available in sparkly jewel-toned hues, it gives eyes a shiny, summery glow without running all over your face and giving you Dolly’s signature blue tears.

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changing its wordy station names, maybe Pottery Barn will upholster sofas in fabric strewn with short, sweet phrases such as “U Street” and “Dupont Circle.” Until then, urbanely dress your floor with the store’s New York subway rug ($120-$750, Potterybarn.com), which uses wool to rattle off names such as “Smith” and “Fulton.” Putting it down does not mean you’ve dissed D.C. — yet.

Baked & Boozed D.C. IS A CUPCAKE town. It is also a drinking town. Mixing the two seems appropriate for happy hour enthusiasts who don’t want to wait in a sobering line at Georgetown Cupcakes with tourists. Make your own booze-infused delights with Kate Legere’s “Intoxicated Cupcakes” ($15, Running Press). With 41 recipes modeled after Bloody Marys, champagne, and Dark and Stormys, the recipes give lushes some luscious treats.

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The day began with the young Manolo strolling onto campus late, just as Sister Assumpta was chasing the tardy students from the schoolyard, welding her yardstick as if she were Samson slaying Philistines. The Manolo still bears the marks of that first lesson in punctuality! Of the course, it was not all fun at OLFSCDS. Education always took precedence over sporting teams. Indeed, who could forget the time Eduardo Castro, our greatest competitor, failed the algebra test and was suspended from our rosary team, just as we were about to compete for the regional championships against our cross-town rival, Holy Relic? It was then that the Manolo, who had been “riding the pine” all season, was put into the starting lineup. And, in the moment of supreme triumph, he helped bring home the trophy with his flawless rendition of the most difficult Fatima Decade! What is in this year? Strangely, it is the Sperry Top-Sider! Here is the Angelfish in linen and oat ($75, Zappos.com). Ask the Manolo a question at manolo@shoeblogs.com. Visit the Manolo at shoeblogs.com.

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Where: Drugstores and groceries (Johnfrieda.com) What to expect: I have Mom’s genes (and my toddler’s antics) to thank for the grays streaking my hair. To cover them at home, I turned to Frieda’s first stab at permanent color. The foam comes in 20 shades; I went for Brilliant Brunette Medium Golden Brown with J.Lo in mind. The kit comes with an activator solution, dye, conditioner, pro-grade black plastic gloves and clear directions. The foam did its thing for 20 minutes before I rinsed and saw — hooray! — no more grays. Best part: The foam didn’t drip down my skin like the runny liquid dyes I’ve found at salons. Worst part: Instead of lighter and gilded, the color on me looks more like that of the love child of Amy Adams and Kim Kardashian — darker with a red tint.

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It’s ‘Miller’s’ Time I’m writing this column ahead of time because, as you read this, I’m at the beach, thinking of you sitting on a Metro train next to Stinky McSpreadlegs. HA, HA! Oh, wait, no, I’m not. I’m wondering if there’s any way to sleep more than 24 hours a day. Anyway, because of my time off from work, I haven’t seen either of the big movies out this week — “The Change-Up” and “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” — and nothing about them 8o Ah_ij[d really inspires me to FW][#A_hXo write. So please allow me to point your eyes toward Silver Spring and at the AFI Silver, which, you may be shocked to learn, does not pay me to consistently write about how awesome it is. This weekend the AFI Silver is showing “Miller’s Crossing,” a flat-out amazing Coen brothers film that both embraces and overturns the conventions of film noir. I could give you very involved reasons about why it’s great. I could tell you about how it was the first film I, as an undergraduate, watched more times than was required for the class I was taking. (I watched it on LaserDisc. I parked my dinosaur outside.) But I don’t have room here to tell you all the reasons I love this film. All I can do is use this space, just once, to grab you by the collar and say, “Please, go see it.” Comments? Give Kristen your feedback: expressnightout.com/thereelist

First, the good news. “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” the much-anticipated prequel to the sci-fi movie franchise of the late ’60s and early ’70s about a world ruled by apes, gets one thing exactly right. The apes, which we see on the cusp of world domination, are both terrifying and sympathetic. That’s not an easy trick. Yet it’s critical to this origin story, which charts the ascent of a hyper-intelligent chimp named Caesar (Andy Serkis, in motion-capture CGI) to the role of leader of an ape under-

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ground, after suffering abuse at the hands of a sadistic handler at a primate shelter. As rendered by computer animators, Caesar and his simian followers are both relatable and scary as heck. Now for the bad news. The filmmakers seem to have spent so much attention on getting the primates right that they completely forgot about the people. Led by a mumble-mouthed James Franco (see also: Oscar-hosting performance) in the role of Will Rodman, a research scientist whose experimental Alzheimer’s cure leads to a sudden jump in one young lab chimp’s IQ, the cast of human actors is uniformly weak. At one end of the dramatic spectrum is Freida Pinto, who’s almost invisible as Will’s veterinarian girlfriend. At the other end there’s John Lithgow, who’s especially embarrassing as Will’s dodderingly senile father, but the list of offenders — and their acting offenses — is long.

Past “Planet of the Apes” flicks used actors in chimp, gorilla or orangutan costumes. This time, the filmmakers needed photo-realistic simians that could evolve into smarter-than-average apes. Once the filmmakers decided to use performance capture, Andy Serkis was the first person visual-effects supervisor Joe Letteri suggested to director Rupert Wyatt. “You had this chimp that needed to grow up and have this relationship, this bond, with a human family,” says Letteri. ‘’We needed someone ... who’s not afraid to interact with [the humans] and not afraid to have the personality play out as part of the performance. I can see a lot of Andy in it. It doesn’t look at all like him, but there’s an intensity, the way you can look into his eyes. You can just kind of see Andy’s performance.” (AP)

H_i[ e\ j^[ FbWd[j e\ J^[ 7f[i F=#') Director: Rupert Wyatt Stars: James Franco, Andy Serkis, Freida Pinto In a Nutshell: An origin story set in present-day San Francisco, where man’s own experiments with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the onset of a war for supremacy.

While the film succeeds in making the apes frightening — and believably emotive — they’re less than fully present. The hair, the eyes, the skin, the facial expressions: It’s all uncanny, but it misses the mark by millimeters. Roddy McDowell — Serkis’ 1968 predecessor — was, paradoxically, more real, even in his stiff rubber mask. As for the story itself, it’s adequately well told and, by “Planet of the Apes” standards, plausible. There are, of course, a few nods to the old series along the way. You didn’t think you would get through this without someone saying, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty ape,” did you? Hearing that line again is fun, but it’s also an unfortunate reminder t hat “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” is far from a classic. MICHAEL O’SULLIVAN ( THE WASHINGTON POST )

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only dance performances he attends “involve a big, shiny pole and a broken woman with daddy issues.” Then Reynolds makes a lowerlip-out frowny face, which exemplifies why he’s at his best when he can keep it light and just riff. Bateman doesn’t get to have nearly as much fun as Mitch’s straight-laced best friend Dave, a type-A lawyer with a beautiful wife (Leslie Mann) and three kids. He’s called on to turn on his signature nervous grimace while being asked, say, to have an intimate encounter with a buxom woman’s nether regions on the set of a porn flick, or have another intimate encounter with a woman who’s nine months pregnant. Those are but two of the long series of sex-oriented set pieces that constitute “The Change-Up,” wherein Mitch and Dave switch bodies early on and must impersonate each other until they can

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switch back. Like “Horrible Bosses” and “Bad Teacher,” this hardR comedy brazenly seeks out the most rancid, vulgar, graphic form of lowbrow humor. But give “The Change-Up” credit for making its aesthetic known early on, when Dave blearily becomes the target of projectile baby poop aimed not just at his face but into his mouth.

Writer-directorstar Miranda July explores an alternate universe in “The Future.” ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS

Wit h w it a nd unset t ling strangeness, “The Future” takes a sitcom premise — two skittish 35-year-olds adopting a sick cat in order to tiptoe into the responsibilities of adulthood — and gives it a radical, otherworldly twist. That should come as no surprise to fans of writer-director Miranda July, whose 2005 serio-comedy “Me and You and Everyone We Know” announced her as an off-kilter, visionary talent. “The Future,” in which July co-stars with Hamish Linklater, proves that she’s no mere one-hit wonder, although her strange hybrid of screwball humor and solemnity, transgressive sex and winsomeness, will never be fodder

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“Life, Above All,” a deeply moving South African drama about AIDS and ostracism, manages to be, paradoxically, both austere and uplifting. Though the uplifting part will, for some, be too little and too late to mitigate the film’s overall funereal tone, it still might leave you with a faint, faltering smile on your face at the closing credits. But you probably won’t even notice it, on account of all the tears that will likely be streaming down your cheeks by that time. The movie centers on Chanda (incandescent newcomer Khomotso Manyaka), a smart if constitutionally melancholy 12-year-old worrywart who lives with her mother, Lillian (Lerato Mvelase), and two younger half siblings. As the film opens, Chanda and her family are about to bury a third, an infant sibling named Sarah. Lillian is seriously ill, as is her ne’er-do-well husband, Jonah, the father of Lillian’s three youngest children. Chanda’s father died several years earlier. And, yes, that’s a lot of death and sickness for one skinny preteen to handle. As Chanda, Manyaka seems to be carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders. In a way, she is. M I C H A E L O ’ S U L L I VA N

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trademark vulgarity-strewn ripostes. A.H BEATS RHYMES AND LIFE: THE TRAVELS OF A TRIBE CALLED QUEST (R, 95 minutes) The lines are drawn early on in “Beats,” which is surprisingly tense and combative given the overwhelmingly positive and playful music in the band’s catalogue. But that makes what could have been a sappy, fanboy love letter a compelling look at the group’s inner workings. The movie begins with the band’s formative years in Queens during the late ’80s and early ’90s, a truly vibrant time in which artistic exploration and commercial success weren’t contradictory. But the band’s tumultuous 2008 reunion tour gets just as much screen time, which makes for a surprisingly pulse-quickening narrative. Even as the band implodes, “Beats” flows as smoothly as Q-Tip on “Verses From the Abstract.” DAVID MALITZ CAPTAIN AMERICA: FIRST AVENGER (PG-13, 125 minutes) The ultimate origin story of the original myth of Marvel Comics’ seemingly endless comic-book universe, the World War II-era drama returns to its classic roots with the squarejawed forthrightness of its straight-arrow protagonist. Even his name exudes an America that time forgot: Steve Rogers. “I don’t like bullies,” Rogers (Chris Evans) says simply before joining the U.S. Army in 1942. Director Joe Johnston has surrounded Evans with a wonderful cast of supporting players, including Stanley

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Tucci as the German doctor who turns Rogers from puny to magnificent; Hayley Atwell as a comely British military liaison named Peggy Carter; and the scene-stealing Tommy Lee Jones, who nails the movie’s most amusing lines as the crusty Col. Chester Phillips. A.H.. CARS 2 (G, 106 minutes) “Cars 2” features a lot more of two things: Mater, the rusty, rednecky tow truck voiced by Larry the Cable Guy, and car racing. As lovable as Mater is, let’s face it: A little bit of Larry the Cable Guy goes a long way. Fortunately, “Cars 2” is a long, looong way from Talladega. Set in Tokyo, London and a picturesque Italian village during a three-part international race to determine the fastest car in the world, “Cars 2” boasts eye-popping scenery of far-flung locales and thrilling race sequences. It’s a visually stunning film. Unfortunately, the sequel shortchanges the very relationships that gave the first movie its surprising heart. M . O . COWBOYS & ALIENS (PG-13, 118 minutes) Jon Favreau’s celebration of two of cinema’s most revered genres doesn’t stint in lavishing their most cherished conventions with even-handed affection and respect. Daniel Craig plays Jake Lonergan, who as the movie opens wakes up alone in the desert with a mysterious injury and a heavy metal bracelet around his wrist. When he rides into nearby Absolution, he immediately makes his presence felt, swatting down a bully named Percy Dolarhyde (Paul Dano), whose father, Woodrow (Harrison Ford), owns a huge cattle ranch nearby. When strange lights appear in the sky and some of the townsfolk are sucked into hovering vehicles overhead, the taciturn Lonergan and the crustily misanthropic Woodrow Dolarhyde join forces to track down the interstellar outlaws and bring their people home. A.H. CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE (PG-13, 118 minutes) “Crazy, Stupid, Love” opens with a clever montage of couples’ feet engaging in all manner of furtive flirtation under restaurant tables. When the camera lands on Cal Weaver (Steve Carell) and his wife, Emily (Julianne Moore), their troubles are clear. She’s wearing comehither heels while Cal is decked out in shlumpy New Balance sneakers. In other words, she’s still trying, but Cal has given up, which accounts for why Emily announces at that same restaurant that she wants a divorce. He numbly agrees, moves out of their comfortable house and into a depressing bachelor pad and begins

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Half of “Green Lantern” transpires in CGI-created outer space, and yet this is the type of movie in which all the central players are close at hand. Not only is Hal’s true love an office mate; so is his potential adversary, Hector Hammond (Peter Sarsgaard). MARK JENKINS HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS — PART 2 (PG-13, 130 minutes) Picking up precisely where its first installment left off, “Deathly Hallows — Part 2” finds Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) burying his dear friend Dobby, “A Free Elf,” as the tombstone describes him, and setting off on yet another grim journey to find the Horcruxes containing tatters of Lord Voldemort’s soul and destroying them, the better to weaken and ultimately defeat the force of darkness also known as You Know Who. Harry’s moment at Dobby’s grave sets an apt tone for a largely cheerless quest that will take Harry, Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson) from Shell Cottage to the bowels of Gringotts Bank and finally to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where Harry will meet his calvary at the hands of Voldemort, once again brilliantly portrayed by Ralph Fiennes. A.H. HORRIBLE BOSSES (R, 97 minutes) This scorchingly raunchy — and, yes, pretty funny — movie is built around the premise that three buddies (Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day) would rather murder their evil overseers than simply quit and look for new jobs. Why? Because there are no other jobs out there. Sporting a greasy comb-over, an almost-unrecognizable Colin Farrell plays Sudeikis’ character, Kurt’s, boss, a coked-out victim-in-waiting. Kevin Spacey is equally over the top as Harken, the smarmily psychopathic tormentor to Bateman’s Nick. Jennifer Aniston, however, has the most memorable turn on the side of mismanagement, playing against the actress’ sweetheart reputation as a foulmouthed, sexually aggressive dentist for whom Day’s Dale works as a hygienist. The three friends decide to go in together on a murder plot, seeking advice from a shady consultant they meet in a bar (Jamie Foxx). Hilarity — or at least filth — ensues. M.O. LARRY CROWNE (PG-13, 99 minutes) Tom Hanks (who also directed) plays the

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Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:00-4:00-7:15-10:30 The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 10:50-1:20-3:55-7:05-9:45 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) 12:50-4:05-7:25-10:45 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:20-2:15-5:00-7:55-10:55 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) CC-Closed Captions: (!) 12:203:30-6:30-9:40 Another Earth (PG-13) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 11:10-1:55-4:40-7:20-10:20 The Devil’s Double (R) AMC INDEPENDENT;Digital Presentation: (!) 10:35-1:35-4:30-7:40-10:50 Midnight in Paris (PG-13) AMC INDEPENDENT: 3:00-8:20 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 10:30-1:25-4:10-7:10-10:10 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 10:40-12:40-1:40-3:40-4:506:40-7:50-9:50-11:00 The Change-Up (R) (!) 10:45-1:30-4:15-7:00-10:00 Horrible Bosses (R) 12:10-5:40-11:05 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) (!) 11:00-12:20-1:50-3:30-4:356:30-7:35-9:40-10:40

AMC Loews Uptown 1

3426 Connecticut Avenue N.W. www.AMCTheatres.com Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) 3:30-7:00-10:15

AMC Mazza Gallerie 5300 Wisconsin Ave. NW

www.AMCTheatres.com

The Smurfs 3D (PG) 1:50-7:00 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) Club Cinema-Over 21 after 6:00 pm; 10:10-1:10-4:10-7:1010:10 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 12:00-2:30-5:00-7:40-10:30 The Smurfs (PG) Digital Presentation: 4:30-9:30 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video: 12:05-2:40-5:20-8:00-10:35 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) Club Cinema-Over 21 after 6:00 pm; 11:10-2:00-4:55-7:50-10:40 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 11:00-2:05-4:50-7:30-10:20 The Change-Up (R) (!) 11:40-2:10-4:40-7:20-10:00

Avalon

5612 Connecticut Avenue

www.theavalon.org

Tabloid (R) Must End August 9th: 1:00-5:20 Page One: Inside the New York Times (R) Must End August 9!: 3:10-7:30 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 12:00-2:45-5:30-8:15

Landmark E Street Cinema 555 11th Street NW

www.landmarktheatres.com

Another Earth (PG-13) 12:30-3:00-5:30-8:00-10:15 Midnight in Paris (PG-13) 12:00-2:30-5:00-7:30-9:55 Page One: Inside the New York Times (R) 12:15-5:15-10:05 Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest (R) 2:20-4:50-7:20-9:50 The Devil’s Double (R) (!) 1:45-4:30-7:15-9:45-12:00 The Future (R) 12:45-3:00-5:15-7:45-10:00-12:15 Beginners (R) 2:35-7:35 Forbidden Planet (1956) (G) 12:00AM The Tree of Life (PG-13) 12:40-3:40-6:40-9:40 Life, Above All (PG-13) 1:30-4:15-7:00-9:30

Regal Gallery Place Stadium 14 707 Seventh Street NW

www.regalcinemas.com

Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) OC-Open Caption: 11:40AM The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 11:05-4:05-9:20

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) (!) 4:10-10:30 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 11:00-1:505:00-7:50-10:45 The Smurfs (PG) 1:30-6:55-11:45 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 11:10-12:30-1:55-4:30-7:05-9:55-12:35 Bridesmaids (R) 11:50-6:50 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 12:50-7:30 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 2:30-5:40-8:4011:30 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) 2:50-9:50 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 12:10-1:10-3:20-4:00-6:20-7:109:30-10:30-12:25 The Change-Up (R) 11:00-1:40-4:20-7:00-9:40-12:20 Horrible Bosses (R) 12:40-3:10-5:30-8:10-10:25-12:45 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 11:20-12:00-2:00-2:403:30-4:40-5:20-6:30-7:20-8:00-9:10-10:00-10:40-11:50-12:30 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 11:30-2:10-4:50-7:40-10:20-12:50

West End Cinema 2301 M Street NW

http://westendcinema.com/

Terri (R) 5:00 Life in a Day (PG-13) 3:10-5:30-7:40-9:55 The Arbor (NR) 2:45-7:20 Cave of Forgotten Dreams (G) 4:40-9:15 The Trip (NR) 2:20-7:00-9:35

MARYLAND

AFI Silver Theatre Cultural Center 8633 Colesville Road

www.aﬁ.com/silver

Midnight in Paris (PG-13) 1:00-3:05-5:10-7:15-9:20; 10:45AM Another Earth (PG-13) 1:10-3:15-5:20-7:25-9:30; 11:00AM Blue Velvet (R) 9:40 The Pink Panther Strikes Again (NR) 5:10 To Catch a Thief (1955) (NR) 7:20

AMC Loews Center Park 8 4001 Powder Mill Rd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 11:10-2:00-4:50-7:40-10:30 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 11:20-5:00-10:45 The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 1:50-6:45 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:30-2:205:20-8:00-10:40 The Change-Up (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:00-1:45-4:207:00-9:45 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:50-2:30-5:15-7:45-10:15 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:00-2:455:30-8:10-10:50 The Smurfs (PG) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:15-4:15-9:15 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) Digital Presentation: 12:15-3:00-5:458:15-11:00 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) 2:15-7:50

AMC Loews White Flint 5 11301 Rockville Pike

www.AMCTheatres.com

Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 1:20-7:15 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 2:15-5:007:45-10:35 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) 1:05-4:00-7:00-9:55 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) 4:25-10:10 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 1:35-4:10-6:45-9:35 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 1:55-4:45-7:30-10:25

Landmark Bethesda Row Cinema 7235 Woodmont Avenue

www.landmarktheatres.com

Sarah’s Key (Elle s’appelait Sarah) (PG-13) 2:00-4:30-7:00-9:30 Buck (PG) 2:15-7:05

7272 Wisconsin Avenue

“H.M.S. Pinafore” is one of Gilbert and Sullivan’s most beloved operettas — it’s all about duty and ships! — but Capitol Hill Arts Workshop and the GLBT Arts Consortium are co-producing a D.C. update, “D.H.S. Pinafore.” Yep, that’s for Department of Homeland Security. Capitol Hill Arts Workshop, 545 7th St. SE; through Aug. 13, $10$20; 202-547-6839, Chaw.org. (Eastern Market)

Since you’re already dancing around to the music of ’60s girl groups in your bedroom (and if you’re not, what could you possibly be doing that’s more fun?), why not make a few friends at Party Lights, the Black Cat’s dance party that features soul, garage and girl bands from the 1960s? Black Cat, 1811 14th St. NW; Fri., 9:30 p.m., $5; 202-667-7960, Blackcatdc. com. (U St.-Cardozo)

Midnight in Paris (PG-13) 2:35-5:00-7:30-9:45 Point Blank (A Bout Portant) (R) 2:05-4:25-6:45-9:15 Incendies (R) 2:30-6:00-9:00 Another Earth (PG-13) 2:25-4:50-7:15-9:50 Beginners (R) 2:10-4:40-7:10-9:40 A Better Life (PG-13) 4:35-9:35 The Devil’s Double (R) (!) 1:45-4:20-7:20-9:55

Regal Bethesda 10

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The Change-Up (R) 11:15-12:15-1:45-2:45-4:15-5:15-6:45-7:459:15-10:15-11:45-12:40 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 11:00-12:25-1:00-1:303:00-3:45-4:25-4:55-5:35-6:25-7:00-7:30-8:25-9:00-9:45-10:1010:55-11:40-12:15-12:35 Horrible Bosses (R) 11:20-1:50-4:20-6:35-8:55-11:15 Winnie the Pooh (G) 11:45-1:35-3:25-5:20 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 11:50-2:30-5:10-8:00-10:45

VIRGINIA

www.regalcinemas.com

The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 11:25-4:20-9:15 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) (!) 1:00-10:05 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 11:205:00-10:30 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 11:40-2:20-4:50-7:25-10:15 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 3:55-7:00 The Smurfs (PG) 1:50-6:50 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 2:10-7:50 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 11:15-1:10-2:00-3:50-4:40-6:407:45-9:30-10:25 Horrible Bosses (R) 5:15-7:40-10:00 The Change-Up (R) 11:50-2:25-4:55-7:30-10:10 Winnie the Pooh (G) 11:30-1:30-3:25 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 11:35-2:00-4:257:10-9:40 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 11:10-1:45-4:30-7:20-10:20

AMC Courthouse Plaza 8

Regal Hyattsville Royale Stadium 14

206 Swamp Fox Rd.

6505 America Blvd.

The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 3:50-9:40 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) (!) 3:45-9:55 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) RW/DA: (!) 1:10-4:10-7:00-9:50 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 1:45-4:457:45-10:35 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 1:25-4:25-7:35-10:45 The Smurfs (PG) 1:20-7:10 Cars 2 (G) 12:15 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 1:15-4:15-7:1510:05 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 12:45-7:05 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) 12:00-3:20-6:45-10:10 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 1:40-4:40-7:30-10:20 The Change-Up (R) 1:50-4:50-7:40-10:40 Horrible Bosses (R) 1:55-4:55-7:55-10:25 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 1:00-1:30-3:30-4:004:30-6:50-7:20-7:50-9:30-10:00-10:30 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 1:35-4:20-7:25-10:15

Regal Majestic 20 & IMAX 900 Ellsworth Drive

Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) RW: 12:50-3:556:50-9:35-12:20 The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 10:55-1:25-4:10-6:40-9:25-11:55 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) (!) 10:30 Transformers: Dark of the Moon 3D (PG-13) (!) 3:40-10:25 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX 3D: (!) 12:00-3:05-6:00-8:45-11:45 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 11:10-1:554:40-7:50-10:35 The Smurfs (PG) 12:05-12:45-2:25-3:15-4:50-5:40-7:15-8:0512:10 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 11:55-2:20-5:00-7:25-10:00-12:40 Cars 2 (G) 11:05-2:05 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 1:154:30-7:40-11:00 Zookeeper (PG) 9:40 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) 12:20-7:05 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 11:30-12:40-2:35-3:20-5:25-6:057:10-8:10-8:50-9:50-10:50-11:35-12:30

2150 Clarendon Blvd.

www.AMCTheatres.com

The Change-Up (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:30-3:00-5:308:15-10:55 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:00-2:45-5:20-8:00-10:45 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 1:15-4:007:00-10:00 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) Digital Presentation: 1:45-4:20-7:3010:10 Bridesmaids (R) 5:00-7:50-10:50 Cars 2 (G) 2:30 Zookeeper (PG) 12:05 The Change-Up (R) (!) 1:30-4:30-7:15-9:55 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 1:00-3:45-6:30-9:15 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) (!) 12:15-3:10-6:00-9:00

AMC Hoffman Center 22

www.AMCTheatres.com

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 11:20-2:25-5:30-8:40-11:50 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) Digital Presentation: 11:05-2:05-5:05-8:10-11:10 The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 9:50-12:25-3:05-5:50-8:30-11:15 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 12:10-3:206:20-9:20-12:20 The Change-Up (R) Digital Presentation: (!) 9:55-12:40-3:256:10-8:55-11:45 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) CC/DVS-Closed Captions & Descriptive Video: (!) 9:30-12:20-3:10-6:00-8:5011:40 Winnie the Pooh (G) Digital Presentation: 11:25-1:30 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 11:001:55-4:55-7:50-10:45 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2: An IMAX 3D Experience (PG-13) IMAX 3D: 9:45-12:50-4:00-7:10-10:25 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) Digital Presentation: 10:55-1:503:30-4:50-6:15-7:40-9:00-10:30-11:55 Transformers: Dark of the Moon 3D (PG-13) 11:40-3:157:05-10:35 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) 9:40-12:353:40-6:40-9:40-12:35 Sunny (Sseo-ni) (NR) AMC INDEPENDENT: (!) 4:15-7:15-10:10 The Smurfs (PG) (!) 10:45-1:25-4:05-6:50-9:30 Cars 2 (G) 10:40-1:35 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) Digital Presentation: (!) 10:30-1:20-4:10-7:00-9:50-12:40 Zookeeper (PG) 11:35-2:15 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 10:10-11:10-1:10-2:10-4:205:20-7:20-8:20-10:20-11:20 The Change-Up (R) (!) 11:15-2:00-4:45-7:30-10:15 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 11:30-2:20-5:108:00-10:50 Horrible Bosses (R) 9:40-12:00-2:30-5:00-7:35-10:05-12:30 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) (!) 9:35-12:30-3:35-6:30-9:2512:25 Bad Teacher (R) 4:50-7:25-9:55-12:15

Alexandria Old Town Theater 815 1/2 King St

http://tickets.oldtowntheater.com/

Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 7:45-10:00 The Change-Up (R) (!) 12:00-2:30-5:00-7:30-10:00 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 5:00-7:30-10:00

2903 Columbia Pike

http://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/

The Hangover Part II (R) 7:20

Regal Ballston Common 12 671 N. Glebe Road

www.regalcinemas.com

The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 4:30-10:00 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) (!) 12:30-3:30-6:40-9:30 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 1:404:50-7:40-10:30 The Smurfs (PG) 1:10-2:00-3:50-6:30-7:10-9:10 A Better Life (PG-13) 3:40-9:40 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 12:20-3:206:20-6:50-9:20-10:10 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) 12:10-6:10 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 1:20-1:50-2:20-4:10-4:40-5:107:00-7:30-8:00-9:50-10:20-10:50 Horrible Bosses (R) 1:30-4:15-7:50-10:40 Winnie the Pooh (G) 12:15-2:10-4:20 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 1:55-5:00-8:10

Regal Kingstowne 16 5910 Kingstowne Towne Center

The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 11:00-1:25-3:55-6:25-8:50 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 3D (PG-13) (!) 12:25-3:50-7:10-10:15 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 12:453:45-6:50-9:35 The Smurfs (PG) RW/DA: 12:15-2:45-5:10-7:35 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 12:05-2:35-5:05-7:45-10:35 Cars 2 (G) 11:05AM Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 11:25-2:50-6:15-9:20 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 11:10-2:004:50-7:50-10:40 Zookeeper (PG) 10:05 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) 6:55-10:20 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 11:50-1:40-2:30-4:20-5:157:00-8:00-9:40-10:45 Horrible Bosses (R) 12:50-3:35-6:30-9:00 Winnie the Pooh (G) 11:20-1:10-3:05-5:00 The Change-Up (R) 11:30-2:05-4:40-7:25-10:10 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 11:00-11:4512:30-1:30-2:15-3:00-4:00-4:45-5:30-6:35-7:20-8:10-9:1010:00-10:45 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 11:15-1:55-4:35-7:15-9:55

Regal Potomac Yard 16

3575 Jefferson Davis Highway www.regalcinemas.com The Smurfs 3D (PG) (!) 11:30-2:00-4:40-7:20-9:50 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) OC/DA: 11:10-4:30 Captain America: The First Avenger 3D (PG-13) (!) 1:154:10-7:25-10:15 The Smurfs (PG) 11:00-1:30-4:00-6:40-9:10 Friends With Beneﬁts (R) 11:50-2:30-5:10-7:50-10:35 Cars 2 (G) 12:10 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (PG-13) 12:30-3:30-6:50-9:55 Captain America: The First Avenger (PG-13) 12:15-3:206:15-9:15-11:50 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (PG-13) 2:50-6:10-9:30 Cowboys & Aliens (PG-13) (!) 1:10-1:50-3:50-6:30-7:10-9:2010:00-12:00 Horrible Bosses (R) 12:50-3:10-5:30-8:10-10:30 Winnie the Pooh (G) 11:20AM The Change-Up (R) 12:00-2:40-5:20-8:00-10:45 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) (!) 11:05-11:40-12:201:00-1:40-2:20-3:00-3:40-4:20-5:00-5:40-6:20-7:00-7:40-8:209:00-9:40-10:20-11:00-11:40 Crazy, Stupid, Love (PG-13) 11:25-2:10-4:50-7:30-10:10

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GOOD WORKS

Winehouse’s Last Song To Fund Youth Charities Amy Winehouse’s final recording, a duet with Tony Bennett, will be released as a charity single for a foundation set up in her name. “Body and Soul” will go on sale in September, with proceeds going to the newly established Amy Winehouse Foundation. Father Mitch Winehouse said releasing the song for charity was “the most fitting tribute of all.” The foundation will fund a range of charities benefiting young people. The family also hopes to open a drug rehab center. (AP)

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Mr. Unnamed Source: Capitalize My Name, Please Marc Anthony is floundering in the wake of his split from Jennifer Lopez’s, an unnamed source told Us Weekly magazine. “His mood shifts from blaming her to begging her to take him back to telling her she is destroying his life,” the source said. “He’s being difficult on every little point [regarding the divorce]. He wants to prolong things so she reconsiders.” Another unnamed source noted that Lopez, though she finds Anthony “hard to take,” is otherwise “very happy” and “surrounded by love.” (E XPRESS)

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