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President Barack Obama made a surprise visit to Stonehenge in England on Friday after leaving the second day of a NATO summit in Wales. “How cool is this?” he said as he toured the prehistoric formation.

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Students in Austria taking entrance exams last week found themselves with a guaranteed pass — the answers were already filled in. The University of Salzburg says 144 students were given wrong envelopes Tuesday. Instead of the normal tests, they were handed copies with answers meant for professors. The exams were quickly collected. (AP)

An Oklahoma jail has unveiled its latest landscaping method — goats. The Tulsa jail on Thursday presented Scooby and Scrappy, animals donated by a Broken Arrow High School farming club. Tulsa County Sheriff’s Maj. Shannon Clark came up with the idea for the goats to clear about 4,500 square feet of grass and weeds in the jail’s atrium. (AP)

Traffic on San Francisco’s iconic Golden Gate Bridge slowed to a crawl Friday for an unusual reason. A pair of deer made their way onto the road, slowing traffic down as motorists let the animals prance down the middle lane, according to the Daily Mirror. The deer weren’t hurt during their rush-hour jaunt. (EXPRESS)

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September is National Preparedness Month, when the Federal Emergency Management Agency urges Americans “to be prepared for any type of disaster,” according to the FEMA website. That’s one broad mandate. To help D.C.-area residents ready themselves for a wide variety of calamities, here’s expert advice on three very unlikely emergencies. S.D.

A cluster of “pop up” condos causes a tornadogenerating vortex in Shaw. COULD IT HAPPEN? The miniskyscrapers appearing among rowhouses “could trigger some small vortex, but I’m not sure it could lead to tornados,” says Rongjia Tao, a tornado researcher and physics professor at Philadelphia’s Temple University. HOW TO PREPARE: Just in case, locate the nearest basement and practice getting to it in a hurry. The top floors of a pop-up would be particularly dangerous in a tornado, Tao says, so consider letting your inconsiderate neighbors join you.

In pursuit of D.C.’s three electoral votes, handshaking presidential candidates cause a pinkeye epidemic. COULD IT HAPPEN? The virus that causes most cases of conjunctivitis is highly contagious, and small epidemics happen all the time, says Christopher Starr, an ophthalmologist and professor at Weill Cornell Medical Center in New York. Although, he says, a candidate with a pink eye would “be told pretty quickly to stop shaking hands.” HOW TO PREPARE: The truly paranoid should consider goggles. “If you wore them 24/7, nothing would get in there,” Starr says.

The Hay’s Spring amphipod, an endangered shrimp-like creature that’s only been found in Rock Creek Park, makes a comeback. Swarms of them menace the city. COULD IT HAPPEN? The crustaceans are confined to water, so “they aren’t going to start jumping up and biting people’s legs as they jog by,” says James Thomas, who confirmed the amphipod’s existence in 1994 while working at the Smithsonian. If a flood carried them out of Rock Creek into nearby swimming pools, they might clog filters. That’s it. HOW TO PREPARE: Find a reliable pool-cleaning service.

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The number of police vehicles that responded to a call in which three suspected bike thieves were arrested (a fourth fled the scene), according to local blog ARLnow. Police pulled over a minivan in Ballston on Friday afternoon and found a bicycle that had been stolen that morning. A police spokesman said the bike would be returned to its owner, a 10-year-old girl who had received it as a Christmas gift. R.S. Today’s Page 3 was written by Sadie Dingfelder and Rachel Sadon.

Miss Washington D.C. wins first Miss America pageant, later regrets the whole thing Margaret Gorman, a 16-year-old from D.C., won the first Miss America pageant in Atlantic City, N.J., on Sept. 8, 1921. The grand prize was a 3-foot long mermaid statue. A few decades later, she said: “I never cared to be Miss America … I am so bored by it all. I really want to forget the whole thing.” At 5-feet, 1-inch tall, she holds the record for the pageant’s shortest winner. She died in 1995 at age 90. R.S.

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A 17-year-old has been arrested in connection with the Aug. 31 rape of a woman in Alexandria, police said in a statement Saturday. His name was not released because he is a juvenile. Police said that the woman, 43, had gone to a party at a bar and was then raped by a male attacker whom she did not know. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

An American University professor accused of breaking into a strip of stores near campus and setting several small fires was put on leave Friday and ordered by a judge to remain in jail until a preliminary hearing today. David Pitts, 37, was arrested Thursday and charged with burglary and destruction of property. (TWP)

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and the land was covered over by a gas station, office buildings, the Capital Beltway — forgotten by many until the construction of the Woodrow Wilson Bridge. Louise Massoud and Lillie Finklea, both 75, helped lead a 17-year, multimillion-dollar effort to identify bodies, locate descendants and build a towering bronze memorial, which was dedicated Saturday. A genealogist was able to locate 145 families that had ancestors in the cemetery. Sherrin Bell Hegamin, 66, a retiree who came from Philadelphia, was an only child and had no children. She discovered that at least a dozen of her family members were buried there. “It’s overwhelming,” Hegamin said. “I never knew there were so many people related to me out there.” ROBERT SAMUELS (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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D.C. poised to test police body cameras Until recently, the practice of police officers wearing body cameras was implemented only in some of the nation’s smaller departments (Laurel, Md., police were among the first to wear them locally). Now, some D.C. police officers could start wearing cameras as soon as Oct. 1 as part of a pilot program. A few issues still need to be worked out. ( THE WASHINGTON POST )

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When will officers be required to turn on the cameras — during all interactions with the public or only in instances that could be contentious? Privacy concerns must be balanced with the understanding that even routine interactions can quickly turn volatile.

How long should police keep the recordings on file? And who should have access to them?

Where will they go? Delroy Burton, chairman of the D.C. police union, said lapel cameras, while giving the best view, tend to get knocked off in physical altercations. The chest mount is the most stable but might lack a full perspective. D.C. officers who volunteer will try a variety of placements.

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local CHEVERLY, MD. Prince George’s County and Cheverly, Md., police are investigating the homicides of two toddlers who were found having difficulty breathing early Sunday morning, authorities said. City officials later advised residents via email that a member of the family had been arrested and charges were pending. According to a friend of the family, who asked

not to be identified, the person in custody is the children’s mother. Cheverly Police Chief H. Robshaw said police were called to a home at about 2:30 a.m. for a report of “unresponsive children.” When police arrived, the children — a brother and sister — were having difficulty breathing and were taken to a hospital where they later died, he said. According to public records,

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nation+world New monkey studies show that one shot of an experimental Ebola vaccine can trigger fast protection, but the effect waned over time unless the animals got a modified booster shot two months later. The National Institutes of Health on Sunday published some of the key animal research behind those injections. One reason the vaccine was deemed promising was that a single dose protected all four vaccinated monkeys when they were exposed to the Ebola virus just five weeks later. (AP) KIEV, UKRAINE

Ukraine tries to keep cease-fire after fighting Ukraine on Sunday sought to maintain a tenuous cease-fire with pro-Russia rebels after a series of breaches endangered the truce, with officials in the eastern city of Mariupol saying one woman was killed and three were wounded in fighting overnight. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

Congress’ to-do list: Try not to mess things up POLITICS Lawmakers are streaming back to Capitol Hill after their summer vacation for an abbreviated September session in which feuding Democratic and Republican leaders promise action to prevent a government shutdown while holding votes aimed at defining the parties for the fall campaign. Republicans control the House and want to pad their 17-vote majority, so they intend to follow this rule: first, do no harm. Last fall, they sparked a partial government shutdown over the implementation of President Barack Obama’s health law. Now, Republicans are pressing for drama-free passage of a temporary spending bill to prevent a shutdown at month’s end and fund government agencies into

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Abbas threatens to break Hamas alliance The new Palestinian unity government faced a crisis Sunday after President Mahmoud Abbas threatened to dissolve his alliance with Hamas if the Islamic militant group does not give up power in the Gaza Strip. His comments, which also included criticism of Hamas’ conduct in the war with Israel, appeared to be part of a power struggle over who will control post-war Gaza. (AP)

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A case for KFC Parents: Don’t feel bad the next time you grab takeout instead of making a home-cooked meal. A new study indicates that family dinners — while nutritionally advantageous — can be too stressful to be worth it, especially for working parents, Time magazine reported. (EXPRESS)

Correction A listing on Thursday’s page 41 incorrectly included an outdated event at the National Museum of Women in the Arts. The event on Faith Ringgold’s work was not last week. Spot an error? Let us know at corrections@readexpress.com.

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NIH: 2-part Ebola vaccine works on monkeys

Congress returns this week from its August recess hoping to avoid another government shutdown.

mid-December. The Senate is sure to go along if the measure is kept free of objectionable add-ons. House Republicans also plan votes aimed at drawing attention to legislation they say

would boost jobs and energy production. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., seems most intent on getting endangered incumbents from Alaska, Arkansas, Louisiana and North Carolina back campaigning as soon as possible. He is planning to adjourn the Senate by Sept. 23 after dispensing with the spending measure and holding votes — destined to lose — on Democratic planks such as raising the minimum wage and blocking the flow of unlimited, unregulated campaign cash from the wealthy, including the billionaire Koch brothers. There are few must-pass items that require cooperation between the feuding House and Senate. ANDREW TAYLOR (AP)

weekend re wind Immigration order on hold President Barack Obama will postpone action on remaking immigration policies through executive action until after the midterm elections in November, the White House announced Saturday. (THE WASHINGTON POST)

NIH problems The National Institutes of Health said Friday it’s uncovered the bacteria that cause plague, ricin and samples of other dangerous pathogens as it looks for improperly stored materials. (AP)

Plane crashes in Atlantic Shadowed by two U.S. fighter jets, a small plane with its windows frosted and its pilot slumped over flew down the Atlantic Coast on Friday before crashing off Jamaica. The two aboard were presumed dead. (AP)

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1 A Democratic Senate nominee in which state withdrew from the race last week, adding a wrench in the fight for Senate control? A. North Carolina B. Iowa C. Kansas D. Alaska 2 Nick Cannon is writing a book for kids called “___________ Ate My Homework and Other Poems.” A. Neon Aliens B. My Pops

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3 Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell was found guilty on 11 corruption counts last week, while wife Maureen ___________. A. Was found not guilty on all counts B. Was never charged C. Was found guilty on nine counts D. Asked him for a divorce 4 Scientists have discovered the remains of a huge dinosaur.

Louis Rams, Michael Sam signed with which team last week? A. Steelers B. Cowboys C. Redskins D. 49ers 6 The leader of al-Shabab was killed last week when the U.S. targeted him in which country? A. Syria B. Sudan C. Iraq D. Somalia

Wendy Davis memoir reveals she had two abortions for medical reasons

7 A Japanese man is under investigation for fathering at least 16 babies via surrogates. What reason did the clinic say he gave for wanting so many kids? A. He wanted to form a band B. He needed help in his business C. He wanted to form a baseball team D. He wanted to win elections and could use his family for voting

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U.S. expands Iraq strikes Campaign helps launch ground offensive to secure dam in Anbar

Obama talks Islamic State on ‘Meet the Press’ A pre-taped interview with President Barack Obama aired on Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” the same day Chuck Todd made his debut as host. Here are a few of the topics they touched on. (AP/THE WASHINGTON POST)

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BAGHDAD Iraqi forces battled Sunday to secure the country’s second-largest dam from Islamic State militants after U.S. airstrikes opened the way for a ground offensive, marking an expansion of the American bombing campaign to Anbar, the deadliest province for U.S. troops during the Iraq war. Iraqi officials said the ground operation, spearheaded by Iraqi counterterrorism forces and backed up by allied tribesmen, troops and local police, was underway Sunday night in the vicinity of Haditha, about 150 miles northwest of Baghdad. There, militants have been attempting to seize control of the city’s strategic hydroelectric dam for months. The attacks represented a sharp escalation of a U.S. military campaign that began Aug. 8, when President Barack Obama ordered the Pentagon to intervene in Iraq to stem the rapid advance of the Islamic State, a Sunni extremist group that has swept across the north and west of the country. While the Islamic State’s gains in and around the northern Iraqi city of Mosul have garnered more attention in recent months, the al-Qaeda splinter group has also been consolidating its gains in Sunni-dominated Anbar since seizing control of the province’s two major cities in January. Br ig. G en. Abdu lwa h ab

A Marine bats rocks off the Haditha Dam in 2005 during U.S. occupation. U.S. military forces carried out airstrikes near the dam late Saturday.

al-Saidi, the Iraqi special forces commander for Anbar, said the ground offensive was launched about 6 a.m. after U.S. jets began their campaign Saturday night. Iraqi special forces called in targets for U.S. airstrikes, he said. The targets are outlying villages and towns controlled by the Islamic State, including Barwana, less than a mile outside Haditha. From there, militants have been attempting to push north to the city and its dam, which stretches more than 5 miles across the river. State media reported that Iraqi forces retook Barwana on Sunday afternoon, but the fluidity of the situation was underscored when the province’s governor, Ahmed al-Dulaimi, and a local

Why are dams key? U.S. officials have expressed concerns that militants could flood Baghdad and other swaths of the country if they control the dams. It also would give the group control over electricity, which they could use to strengthen their hold. (AP) Earlier this year, the Islamic State gained control of the Fallujah Dam on the Euphrates River and militants used it as a weapon, opening it to flood downriver when government forces moved in on the city. The Islamic State was able to take control of the Mosul Dam in northern Iraq last month, but persistent U.S. airstrikes dislodged the militants. While fighters have been trying to take it back, the U.S. has continued to strike to keep them at bay.

leader toured the newly secured territory. A mortar round landed about 15 feet from the two politicians, and both men were injured, officials said. The expansion of the U.S. strikes comes as the White House and Pentagon are putting together plans for a broader and more extensive military campaign against the Islamic State. In remarks to reporters Sunday during a visit to Tbilisi, Georgia, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel called the Haditha Dam “a critically important facility” and said the strikes “are very much in line with what President Obama said were the guiding principles of military action in Iraq.” LOVEDAY MORRIS, CRAIG WHITLOCK AND GREG JAFFE (THE WASHINGTON POST)

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Soda cans, pipes, doorbells — these objects make up the emergency response system for some Detroit firefighters, according to the Detroit Free Press. The city’s financial woes mean that Detroit firehouses have to craft their own alerts — like putting a soda can in front of a fax machine so when the can clinks, firefighters know an alert has come in, the paper reported. The soda-can story was told at the city’s bankruptcy trial by a recovery consultant, the Free Press said. (EXPRESS) Detained American in North Korea gets trial date

Islamic State militants behead second Lebanese soldier

On the Islamic State: Obama said it is time for the U.S. to “start going on some offense” to stop the advances of the Islamic State. “There’s going to be a military element to it,” Obama said, but “this is not the equivalent of the Iraq War.” He is expected to announce details later this week. On that JV comment: “They’re not a JV team,” Obama said of the Islamic State, after Todd reminded him that he had referred to the offshoots of al-Qaeda as akin to junior varsity terrorist groups in an interview last January. Obama said he had been referring to other groups. On golf appearances: Obama said there always will be tough news somewhere but that he “should’ve anticipated the optics” of immediately going to play golf after denouncing the militants who had beheaded American journalist James Foley. On Ebola: The president emphasized that Americans should not be concerned about contracting the disease in the United States, but he said his administration would lead the international effort to help deal with the spread of the disease.

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The third-year running back averaged 6.5 yards a carry, but he only had 14 touches for 91 yards. The Redskins had lots of success on the ground, with Roy Helu adding 46 yards on four carries, but they lacked balance — throwing the ball almost twice as much as they ran it. Morris had just two fourth-quarter carries.

on offense and special teams, and Washington fell 17-6 to kick off the Gruden era. Meanwhile, the Texans snapped a 14-game losing streak and earned their own first-year head coach, Bill O’Brien, a victory in his debut. Two fumbles inside the Texans’ 10-yard line, a blocked extra-point attempt and a blocked punt returned for a touchdown proved Washington’s undoing. MIKE JONES (THE WASHINGTON POST) entirely justified. Washington’s offense scored one touchdown, and Griffin was harassed and uncomfortable throughout the game. His completion percentage (78.4) was great, and Washington had 372 yards of offense, but they managed just six points.

WORST TURNOVERS INSIDE THE 10-YARD LINE: The Redskins. Twice.

One came on a botched hand-off when Robert Griffin III tripped over a lineman’s foot, and the other came after a long catch-and-run from Niles Paul, who was filling in for the injured Jordan Reed, and really, you can get a pretty good sense of how the game went just from this sentence.

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BEST REMINDER OF THE 2013

WORST WAY TO GET BEAT LATE IN THE FOURTH QUARTER: A Ryan Fitzpatrick third-down run up the middle. On perhaps the game’s most crucial snap — a third and six near midfield late in the game — Houston’s totally average quarterback scrambled for nine yards and a first down. That put the Texans in field goal range, and when their kicker converted, the game was essentially over.

Redskins tight end Niles Paul fumbles Sunday in the third quarter. BEST LEAPING FUMBLE STRIP FROM BEHIND: Ryan Kerrigan. As he’s

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chance to get back into the game. Kerrigan forced four fumbles in 2013.

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Watt was in the Redskins’ backfield all day — hitting Robert Griffin III five times. The pass-rusher, who just signed a contract to become the highestpaid defensive player in the NFL, had one sack, two tackles for loss, a fumble recovery and a batted-down pass. He seems to be worth every penny. (EXPRESS)

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Nick Foles threw two touchdown passes in the second half and the Eagles rallied from 17-0 deficit to beat the Jaguars. Foles overcame three turnovers in the first half and threw a 68-yard touchdown pass to Jeremy Maclin early in the fourth quarter to give the Eagles their first lead. Fletcher Cox returned a fumble 17 yards for a TD to seal the win.

Bengals wide receiver A.J. Green catches a 77-yard touchdown in the fourth quarter Sunday against the Ravens.

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THE CINCINNATI BENGALS HAD GIVEN AWAY A 15-POINT LEAD and were still in search

of their first touchdown when receiver A.J. Green got into the huddle and told his teammates, “We got one play. Let’s make this play.” Green did more than just talk. He caught a 77-yard touchdown pass from Andy Dalton with 4:58 left to provide Cincinnati with a win over the Ravens. Green got behind cornerback Chykie Brown, who was pressed into a starting role for the injured Lardarius Webb. Brown got a hand on the ball, which popped from Green’s grasp before he gathered it in. After putting a fake on safety Darian Stewart, Green trotted into the end zone. The subsequent 2-point conversion made it 23-16, and the Bengals held on. (AP)

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Knowshon Moreno rushed for 134 yards and a big fourth-quarter touchdown, Ryan Tannehill threw for two scores and the Dolphins dominated New England after halftime. The Dolphins outscored New England 23-0 and outgained the Patriots 222-67 in the second half. The Patriots lost their opener for the first time since 2003.

Mercury rout Sky in Game 1 of the WNBA Finals

Throwing for a franchise-record 448 yards and showing some rarely used mobility to keep plays going, Matt Ryan led the Falcons to an overtime victory over the Saints. Matt Bryant kicked a tying 51-yard field goal on the final play of regulation and won the season opener with a 52-yarder after the Saints fumbled the ball away on the second play of overtime.

Ben Roethlisberger hit Markus Wheaton twice during a last-gasp drive to set up Shaun Suisham’s 41-yard field goal as the Steelers survived after they let a 24-point lead evaporate. Roethlisberger, who passed for 365 yards and a touchdown, improved to 18-1 against Cleveland. Running back Le’Veon Bell had 197 total yards.

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Matt Ryan Falcons quarterback

The Falcons passer torched the Saints’ defense, throwing for a franchise-record 448 yards in a shootout win. He also set the team record for career touchdown passes, moving past Steve Bartkowski. Last season, Ryan surpassed 300 yards only twice in the last nine games of the year.

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Le’Veon Bell Steelers running back

The second-year running back had almost as many receiving yards (88) as rushing yards (109). Bell reached 100 yards on the ground for the second time in his young career and was tied with Markus Wheaton for Ben Roethlisberger’s most-targeted receiver on Sunday.

Colin Kaepernick threw two touchdown passes to Vernon Davis, one right after the first of three interceptions by Tony Romo, and the 49ers beat the sloppy Cowboys. The 49ers also got a 35-yard fumble return on the second play of the game.

Jake Locker threw for 266 yards and two touchdowns, while Alex Smith was intercepted three times. Locker picked apart a defense that lost linebacker Derrick Johnson and defensive tackle Mike DeVito to Achilles tendon injuries. Locker was 22 of 33 and found eight targets.

Fred Jackson set up Dan Carpenter’s field goal in overtime with a 38-yard run to the 1, and the Bills stunned the Bears. The Bears had just punted to open the extra period and Buffalo took over on its 22. The Bills got to the Chicago 39 when Jackson broke off his big run.

Wide receiver Cordarrelle Patterson ran for 102 yards on three carries with a 67-yard scoring run off a simple pitchout and the Vikings opened impressively under new coach Mike Zimmer. The Rams handled Adrian Peterson, limiting the star runner to 75 yards on 21 carries.

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Serena Williams won her third straight U.S. Open on Sunday.

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202.678.2548

A Great Place at a Great Price! River Hill Apartments!

1 Bedrooms at $829

(202) 562-50 6 0

2942 2ND St. SE Wash, D.C. 20032

2562 Naylor Rd., SE Washington, DC 20020 8:30am - 5:30pm M-F

Professionally Managed By CIH Properties, Inc.

Southeast

2 BRs starting at $1260.

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• Washer & dryer • Individually controlled A/C • Wall-to-wall carpeting • Complimentary Alarm Syst.

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305 37th Street SE

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Min. To National Harbor, Mins. from I295, I395, I495, On-site Laundry/Parking, Vouchers Welcome

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Hyattsville

Arts District

MOVE-IN SPECIAL

price is for 1st Mo. Rent/ 1 BR only

(when you sign a 12 mo. lease).

1 BR at $800 • 2 BR at $875 On residential street next to DeMatha HS Off-st parking • Ceiling Fans (tenant pays electric • carpet extra)

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Kent Village Apartments Landover MD Open House Saturday, September 13 9-5 Sunday, September 14 12-5 $0 Application Charge / Light Refreshments All Credits Considered Newly Renovated 1 & 2 bedroom Apts & 2 bedroom Townhomes Close Walk to Metro 877.254-7604

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1525 Elkwood Lane Capitol Heights, MD 20742

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from $910*

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ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED for a small fee Prices subject to veriﬁcation

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SW-Madison Ct. Under New Management. Starting at 1BR $845+, 2BR $945+. 32 Chesapeake St. SW 202-561-7368 NMI Property Management SW/SE area - 62 Galveston Pl 1 BR, carpet. $800 + utilities Call 202-246-9842

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WELCOME TO

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3901 Suitland Rd. Suitland, MD 20746

Conveniently located near Beltway (495, 95, 295) Pennsylvania Ave.

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Capitol Hill 2 furnished rooms in lovely home, $1050/ $925, includes all utils, lots of amenities. Call 434-263-4553

GAITHERSBURG - Near metro, bus, shopping. W/D, kit. $550 Utils incld. Direct TV & Wi-Fi addtl. 240-821-3039

CAPITOL HILL- Lg furn room, 2 blocks from Stadium Armory subway. Near Eastern Market. N/S. Cable, wi-fi & utils incl. $200/week. 301-919-5150

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CENTREVILLE- Fully Furn, Semi Pvt BA, Cable TV, Wi-Fi, Queen Bed, Big Lighted Closet, Nice Home, Quiet Neighborhood. $600. 703-830-0002

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CAP HGHTS/SUITLAND- Cbl/Int, utils incld. Vets Welcome. Starting at $550-$750/mo. + dep. 301-706-7162

CAPITAL HEIGHTS, MD - $179 Week. Near Metro, large furnished BR, clean and quiet; FIOS TV, Wifi, laundry & utilities included. Call 301-442-6458 CAPITAL HEIGHTS, MD - House to share, Male pref, Veterans are welcome, Near Metro. Call 9am-10pm. 202-706-0353

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1 ‘Sons of Anarchy’

Fall TV’s first impressions

10 p.m., Tuesday, FX

As the show comes roaring back for its seventh and final season, expect Jax (Charlie Hunnam, below) to make vengeance priority number one after last year’s bloody conclusion.

It’s a time-honored rite harking back to an era of black-and-

white TVs and the trio of networks whose programs they delivered: the grand unveiling of new fall fare. It’s a risky business

‘Hell’s Kitchen’

to rate a new series’ prospects on the basis of its pilot episode,

8 p.m., Wednesday, FOX

which is typically the only thing critics have to go on. But a pilot must at least trigger interest at a level to get viewers to return the second week. Here are five new series that might catch

THINKSTOCK ILLU

STRATION

your fancy, and five that aren’t worth your time. FRAZIER MOORE (AP)

THE GOOD ‘Red Band Society’

‘Gotham’

(9 p.m., Sept. 17; Fox)

(8 p.m., Sept. 22; Fox)

‘How To Get Away With Murder’

‘Jane the Virgin’

‘Marry Me’

(9 p.m., Oct. 13; CW)

A group of teenagers meet as patients in the pediatric ward of a Los Angeles hospital. Sure, a show that gathers kids to frolic, flirt and even face death sounds like “Glee” without the jazz hands. But this comedy-drama comes with heart and a dose of authenticity that ground the good times.

In an industry where nothing is a sure thing, fall’s most-awaited show by the most-desirable demo would seem to be a sure thing. The noir crime series lays the groundwork for Batman while introducing notyet-Commissioner James Gordon (Ben McKenzie) as a rookie cop.

(10 p.m., Sept. 25; ABC)

(9 p.m., Oct. 14; NBC)

A legendary attorney is fearless in the classroom as she drills a no-holds-barred philosophy of law into her students who help tackle her toughest cases. “Murder” promises to be twisty, wicked, dark and fun. And it stars Viola Davis, who brings life to a character of endless mystery.

The one-line description of this series seems like a joke: Virginal Jane is mistakenly impregnated with a specimen meant for someone else. The wonder of this series is that it feels fully plausible, authentic and delightful, unfolding in a multicultural world with the irresistible Gina Rodriguez in the title role.

Jake and Annie aren’t yet married, or even engaged — just dating for six-yearsand-counting, with Annie more than ready for Jake to pop the question. On this slender premise hang the comic gifts of co-stars Ken Marino and Casey Wilson, not to mention those of series creator David Caspe of “Happy Endings.”

‘Stalker’ (10 p.m., Oct. 1; CBS)

‘A to Z’

‘Mulaney’

‘Cristela’

‘State of Affairs’

(9:30 p.m., Oct. 2; NBC)

(9:30 p.m., Oct. 5; Fox)

(8:30 p.m., Oct. 10; ABC)

Dylan McDermott stars in what’s billed as a “psychological thriller” about the Threat Assessment Unit of the LAPD, oddly fetishizing cases of voyeurism and cyber harassment. Series creator Kevin Williamson has said if viewers are offended, they should “change the channel.” Exactly. Before the show starts.

(10 p.m., Nov. 17; NBC)

Girl meets guy. Tedium results. A rom-com whose stars (Cristin Milioti and Ben Feldman) are stuck in a gimmicky format: a “comprehensive account” of their dating relationship, as we are told at the top of the show, “from A to Z.” Together, they spell “lack of chemistry.” Alphabet this show won’t last long.

It’s a comedy starring standup comic John Mulaney as a stand-up comic named John. Clearly, this show is just dying to be the next “Seinfeld.” But problems block the way: “Seinfeld” was done, for all times, a quarter-century ago; Mulaney is no Jerry Seinfeld; there’s no Larry David mojo. Plus “Mulaney” isn’t funny.

Stand-up comic Cristela Alonzo stars in a family sitcom based on her life and Mexican-American heritage. She’s working multiple jobs as she plods through law school and resides in a dizzy household with her large family. Zingers fly and stereotypes rule. You’ve seen it all before. Why begin again?

In other hands, this idea might have made a good show. A group of CIA analysts prepare a daily briefing paper of the most urgent security issues for the president. But here, that team is led by “Grey’s Anatomy” expat Katherine Heigl. But at least the fine actress Alfre Woodard plays the president.

By now, anybody entering this competition must know Chef Gordon Ramsay won’t be easy to please … and that’s putting it very mildly. Still, that doesn’t keep 18 new chefs from starting Season 13 in the two-hour episode.

3 ‘9/11 E-Men Heroes’ 8 p.m., Thursday, DSC

This new special incorporates previously unseen archival footage and first-hand accounts to honor the heroism and sacrifice of the New York Police Department’s Emergency Service Unit (ESU).

THE BAD

Variety reports “Fast & Furious 6” director Justin Lin is in talks to direct a few episodes of “True Detective”

“Guardians of the Galaxy” tops the box office for a fourth weekend

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Dearly beloved: We gather here to judge you Do you like a low-cut, hikedup-in-front wedding dress in the style of a stripper, or a simple gown with a burlap sash?

Do you prefer food served from an armada of food trucks or from an Ethiopian buffet? How should the bride enter: in a canoe or dangling from a hook lowered from above? These are but a few of the deep philosophical questions

that arise in “Four Weddings” (9 p.m. Fridays on TLC). In each episode, four brides attend each other’s weddings and score the gown, food, venue and overall gestalt. The winner gets a free honeymoon to … someplace fancy. The losers are pretty gracious. “Four Weddings” is a wonderful way to waste an hour. Er, no, I mean, it’s a wonderful way to vicariously attend four weddings and marvel at how the brides, strangers to each

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other, bond as they watch each other take their vows. For those who study the sociology of American weddings, circa 2014, the show shows what an open and accepting society we have become. A woman marries a woman. A black woman marries an American Indian. A 60-year-old man with a mane of blond hair marries a 37-year-old woman with a mane of blond hair. A highly tattooed 40-year-old pledges her troth to a 25-year-old. No one passes judgment on who’s marrying whom (although I secretly wish the brides would score the grooms, especially the dude who walks down the aisle in baggy black shorts). I’m just hoping there will be a spinoff: “Four Weddings and a Funeral.”

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“Rock did not die of old age. It was murdered.” GENE SIMMONS, in an interview with Esquire, blaming file sharing and illegal downloading for making success “impossible” for budding rock musicians

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“The real ending I teared up because of how awful it was. This ending I teared up because of its perfection.” COMMENTER BRIAN COHEN AT BUZZFEED.COM is still upset by

the ending of “How I Met Your Mother.” Luckily, after an uproar of disappointment from fans, the show’s creators promised an alternate ending would be released in the series box set, available Sept. 23. No spoilers, but the ending has leaked online — and it’s exactly what letdown fans were hoping for.

“That was like a Michael Bay movie, only cool.”

“The ‘half-naked dude’ has been dubbed an ‘American hero’ at home and his fame has reached around the world.”

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Wednesday’s Nationals/Dodgers game. A very large, very shirtless man in the stadium was spotted sunbathing by cameras during the 5-hour, 34-minute game. The identity of the hero is unknown, but his image has circulated from Denmark to Belgium to London and back. He’s even an Internet meme now. Oh, and for all you Nats fans, Washington won the game 8-5 in the 14th inning.

“His head definitely turned heads—and also dreams into nightmares.” MATT DEKNEEF AT HOLLYSCOOP.COM is not

a fan of James Franco’s new look. The actor was seen sporting a bald head Friday at the Venice Film Festival, which he was attending to promote one movie and film another. The new hairstyle — or lack thereof — is for a project about a man obsessed with movies. A fake tattoo of Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Cliff smack on the back of his dome completes the crazy look.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The truth is something that you are not overly concerned with, thinking that it will take care of itself. You may be wrong, however. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) A personal goal remains prominent in your mind, even as you let yourself become enthralled with something or someone else.

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TODAY: We start the week mostly cloudy and cooler, thanks to a breeze near 10 mph from the eastnortheast. Those onshore winds are due to a developing area of low pressure moving up the coast, which brings a 20-30 percent chance of showers in the morning, increasing to a 40-50 percent chance in the afternoon.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You must resist the temptation to get on your soapbox and regale those around you with opinions and pontifications. Play it cool. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) You may feel as though someone has tried to keep you in the dark intentionally, but this is not the case. You can lift the veil.

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today in histor y

1504: Michelangelo’s 17-foot tall marble statue of David is unveiled in Florence, Italy. Initially meant for a roofline, it was deemed too beautiful to sit so high and instead placed in the square.

1964: Public schools in Prince Edward County, Va., reopen after being closed for five years by officials attempting to prevent court-ordered racial desegregation.

1974: President Gerald R. Ford grants a “full, free, and absolute pardon” to former President Richard Nixon “for all offenses against the United States which he ... has committed.”

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Edie Falco visited a police station in Manhattan on Friday to report her electric bike as stolen. She told The New York Post, “I’ve had three other bikes stolen in the city, but they were [regular] bicycles.” The Post noted that it is illegal to ride electric bicycles in New York City, but not to possess them. (EXPRESS) It’s possible Kim just assumes she’s always being followed at this point.

In an interview with Billboard, Chris Brown named the qualities that make him a role model. “As far as my mistakes in life, that’s being a role model, because people can see my mistakes and learn from them,” Brown said. “As far as … continuing to persevere and stay positive throughout trials and tribulations … that’s the only thing I’d say contributes to my being a role model.” (EXPRESS)

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So Jake’s mom had to put him down for a nap Jake Gyllenhaal told E! Online that his 30-pound weight loss for his role in “Nightcrawler” worried his mother. “She knows that I’m a big boy and I could handle myself … but yes, she worried,” he told the site. “She’d be like, ‘You’re cranky — eat something.’ ” (EXPRESS)

‘Drat!’ says the celebrity hacker Despite Kim Kardashian’s recent comments in British GQ, sources told TMZ that she does not have a sex tape with husband Kanye West. Kardashian told the magazine, “My husband Kanye and I have an amazing sex life. So far as the sex tape is concerned, whether or not we’ve made another … If we have, it’s never something I want to go public. … It’s a very private thing, not something I would ever want anyone else to see but me and Kanye.” The sources told TMZ that Kardashian was just being coy because she didn’t want to talk about her sex life. (EXPRESS)

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It’s better than her other app, Frustrated Birds Tech entrepreneur Fima Potik has filed a lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan and her brother, Michael Lohan Jr., for taking his idea for a shopping app, The New York Post reported. In 2013, Potik and the Lohans collaborated on Spotted Friend, which allows users to browse celebrities’ “virtual closets.” Michael last month began raising money for a similar app, Vigme. (EXPRESS)

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