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AUGUST 2013 / VOLUME 1 / ISSUE 7

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48 A New Perspective on Nature

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A little dramas just fine

Whom are among the Best of SoMinn?

Looking ahead to the 2013-14 season.

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A Little Drama’s just fine, but don’t overdo it am not a drama queen. That’s not to say I am not dramatic, darlings. I will admit to that wholeheartedly. What fun would life be if there weren’t moments that called for us all to be a bit over-the-top? We all deserve to indulge in the whims of our inner divas now and again- and yes, I’m talking to both guys and gals alike. The mistake most people make- those dreaded ‘drama queens’ that seem to have escaped straight out of a 90’s high school movie- is that they bypass dramatics and head straight to theatrics. What’s the difference, you ask? It’s hard to describe, but easy to determine, and lucky for you I’m here to provide some top-notch examples of dramatic vs. theatric. Situation One: You’ve been dumped by your S/O. Dramatic: You invite over some friends, come close to O.D.-ing on cookie dough icecream and Taco Bell, make best friends with the liquor store clerk, and fit in a few good cries/cuss words before picking yourself up,

shaking yourself off, and catching the eye of someone better. Theatric: You refuse to leave your bed. Your friends have to break in to your place through a window in order to check on you. You’ve called your ex enough times for the phone company to reevaluate ‘unlimited minutes’. For the next month, you refuse to buy your own drinks because ‘you got dumped and if your friends were really your friends they would buy you a drink to make you feel better’. Situation Two: Your best friend is getting married and picked her sister to be the Maid of Honor over you. Dramatic: Initially you’re a bit hurt, but then you tell yourself to get over it. She’s known her sister her entire life. You met the bride-to-be in college two years ago and you didn’t even like her in the beginning. However, you do inform the sister that you’ll be handling Bachelorette Party…after all, you did know the bride-to-be during the peak party years of her life. Forget the MOH responsibilities; this is your time to shine.

Theatric: You absolutely refuse to be in the wedding party or, hell- attend the wedding at all. You introduced the bride and groom- doesn’t that mean anything to her? You ignore the bride-to-be’s phone calls, and when she asks if you would please meet her for lunch to talk about this (her treat) you text back “k.” At lunch, you proceed to pour your heart out about how hurt you are. The bride tells you that she had to pick her sister and that she was certain you would understand that you’re the real MOH in her heart. You inform the MOH of this and tell her that you’ll be taking over all of the MOH responsibilities, including the wedding toast. Situation Three: You’ve been proposed to! Dramatic: You may let out a few very high-pitched screams of “Oh My Gawwwwd!” before you start to cry, give your S/O a big ol’ smooch right there in public, and then call your mother to continue the “OMG” mantra before you send a picture of the ring to all of your friends and family. Theatric: The joyous “Oh My Gawd” of

our dramatic counterpart is replaced with a very angry “Oh my gawd- are you kidding me right now?” The S/O didn’t make sure your nails were done first (how are you supposed to take a picture of the ring?) and he didn’t even spring for a photographer to commemorate the moment. Does he expect a cell phone pic to truly capture all of the happiness? You tearfully yell at him to keep the ring and do it again the right way next weekend. This marriage is not going to start out on the wrong foot, damn it.

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think the best pizza in Southern Minnesota is at Johnny Angel’s in Dennison. Of course, I could be wrong, because I haven’t eaten at Pi Wood-Fired Pizza in Rochester. I think the best bartender in SoMinn is Erica Johnson over at the Municipal Bar/ Liquor Store in Kenyon, but then again, I don’t know any of the bartenders in Mankato or Owatonna. Clearly, I’m a man who has opinions on things, but I’m also willing to admit that I don’t know everything (but that’s just because I haven’t learned it yet). The crack staff of SouthernMinn Scene wants to know who you think is the best. Educate us. Where’s the best men’s store? Who has the best ice cream? What bar has the best patio? It’s time, SoMinn, to start hashing this stuff out. Let’s finger out some of our great places and bestow bragging rights upon them – at least for a year. This is an important conversation to have. As Minnesotans, we don’t usually beat our chests with pride, at least in public. But we have people and places down here that deserve some recognition. We need to support our favorite merchants. Let’s say I’m heading up to Eden Prairie to see my Mom for Mother’s Day, but I still haven’t found the right gift. Where should I go? Who has that perfect gift for mom? Give your favorite store a shout out by nominating them on our website. Here’s how it works. Go to www. southernminnscene.com and click on the “Best of SoMinn” tab. You’ll find a number of sections (music, retail, arts & entertainment, bars, restaurants, etc.), and within each section there’s a list of categories for you to fill in. Got a favorite burger place? Nominate it. A favorite dive bar? A

favorite hair stylist? Heck, you can even nominate your favorite car dealership. Here at the plush and modern SouthernMinn Scene headquarters we’ve worked hard to compile as many different categories as we can think of. If there’s someone or something you think deserves recognition, chances are we have a slot for them. Before you can nominate anyone, you’ll have to register first

by plugging in your email and creating a password. I realize that makes many of you Norwegian Lutherans nervous, but I can promise you we aren’t going to sell your email address to ACME Vinyl Siding or any such place. That may be common practice over in Wisconsin, but not down here. We just want to make sure it’s

a live person doing the nominating and not some telebot. The nominating period has been going for almost a month, but you have until July 31st to get yours in. Then, beginning on August 2nd, we’re going to reveal the list of nominees. You’ll be able to vote on each of the finalists up until Labor Day. Our November issue, which of course comes out in the middle of October, will be devoted to the winners. Watch for details on the big Best of SoMinn Hoo-Hah that will be held on Saturday, October 19th. It’ll be your chance to party with the best. I’ve been asked before where we think Southern Minnesota begins and ends. In other words, who is eligible to be nominated? Glad you asked. From our perspective, if you are south of the Minnesota River, you’re standing in Southern Minnesota. So, if you have a favorite sandwich shop in Apple Valley, or a favorite shoe store in Shakopee, they are both eligible. Some purists would say that you aren’t in SoMinn until you leave the suburbs, but really, it’s better competition if we can weigh the best donuts in Rochester vs. the best donuts in Burnsville. Plus we have many loyal readers in the South Metro. We want everyone to be included. I say the more the merrier. So, get out there and explore. Go find some of those places you’ve heard people talk about, but never took the time to see for yourself. As a good student of life, and a proud SoMinnesotan, I intend to pay a visit to most, if not all, of the nominees. I feel a responsibility to make an educated decision, and cast an informed vote. Plus, I can’t wait to eat all that pizza. Rich Larson is the editor of SouthernMinn SCENE. You can reach him at editor@southernminnscene.com.

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own here in SoMinn, we have a solid sense of community, drawn from our semi-rural roots and small town mores. We live and work together, seeing the same people on a daily basis, not just at the office or at church, but at the grocery store, the bar, driving too fast down main street, and doing God knows what when they really should be mowing their lawn. Yes, we think we know our neighbors pretty well, but there’s always something we all hold back. A secret, a deep desire, a longing. You might not know that Bill next door has a vast collection of men’s dance tights, or that Sarah in the cube next to yours has a deep meaningful relationship with the works of Christopher Marlowe. It’s just not something that comes up in regular conversation. But, at some point, those secrets must be revealed, and that’s where Community Theater comes in. Not all those theater geeks you knew in college grew up to be actors, directors, and stage hands. In fact most of them became accountants, sales people, and carpenters.

And they didn’t all move to New York or L.A. after school was over. In fact most of them stuck around here. But once the theater gets into your blood, it never really leaves. The local community theater serves as the outlet for those creative needs and urges. And thank God, because you don’t want a police dispatcher making a call in Shakespearian iambic pentameter just the same way you don’t want your dentist breaking out in song when discussing your deep root cleaning. In general, theater people have a hard time coping with the tedium of the day-to-day grind. Community Theater serves as sanctuary from the mundane. SoMinn is clearly chock full of people who need to be onstage, people who need to create, and people who just want to sit in the audience and let the magic of stagecraft whisk them away. (Of course, there are also those of you who sit in the audience because your husband/girlfriend/niece/bff is in a play that they begged you to come see. God bless you, folks. God bless you.) Anyway, we have our share of great theater down here, so with many of the local troupes readying their 2013-2014 seasons, we thought we’d give you a peak at what is coming your way.

147 N. Broadway Ave Albert Lea, MN 56007 (877) 730-3144 www.actonbroadway.com

A beloved community company working in a beloved theater space named for a beloved former resident of said community. That’s what you have down in Albert Lea, where ACT performs in the Marion Ross Performing Arts Center (for the uninitiated, Marion Ross is best known for her role as Marion “Mrs. C” Cunningham on Happy Days). For their 49th season, they’re presenting one very well known work, some local flavor, and a pair of plays by Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Ken Ludwig. Fox on the Fairway, by Ken Ludwig, runs October 10th – October 19th. It’s been called Ludwig’s tribute to to the great British farces of the 1930’s and 1940’s. Even with it’s golf course backdrop, this play is more Coward than Caddyshack. In our estimation, you really couldn’t go wrong wither way.

Guys on Ice, Book and Lyrics by Fred Alley, Music by James Kaplan, runs February 13th – February 22nd. Eventually, somebody was going to write an ice fishing musical, right? With songs like “Ode to a Snowmobile Suit” and “The Wishing Hole”, this is the perfect opportunity to show your husband that he doesn’t hate ALL theater. Lend Me A Tenor, by Ken Ludwig, runs May 1st – may 10th. Ludwig’s comic take on the people who run and operate the theater business, and the zany chaos that can accompany an opening night. Annie, by Thomas Meehan, runs July 17th – July 26th, 2014. The well loved cartoon strip about the little orphan girl with no pupils is brought to life by Meehan and some of the catchiest showtunes you’ll ever hear. Here’s hoping they are able to cast someone in the role of Miss Hannigan who’s able to give “Little Girls” the showstopping treatment it deserves.

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208 Parkway Ave N. Lanesboro, MN 55949 (800) 657-7025 www.commonwealtheatre.org

Commonweal is a remarkable professional troupe, known for its consistently high quality and its commitment to an annual production of a Henrik Ibsen play. A Doll’s House was the choice to start the25th Anniversary season for Commonweal. So, you may have missed a couple, but there’s still time to catch these shows: Sherlock Holmes: The Final Adventure, by Steven Dietz, runs June 21st to October28th. A smart, funny adaptation of a pair of adventure stories featuring London’s most famous private detective. The Memory of Water, by Shelagh Stephenson, runs September 13th to November 10th. A Tragicomedy (that may or may not be a word, but I’ve seen it before so I’m runnin’ with it) centered around three sisters reflecting on their relationships with their recently deceased mother. The Last Night of Ballyhoo, by Alfred Uhry, runs November 15th through December 22nd. A holiday themed piece set in 1939 Atlanta, from the author of Driving Miss Daisy.

PO Box 91 Montgomery, MN 56069 www.curtaincalltheater.net

Since 1994, Curtain Call has been the “Community Theater of Czech Country”. This tight knit outfit three comedies currently on the docket: The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Book by Rachel Sheinkin, Music & Lyrics by William Finn, runs August 2nd to August 11th. A musical comedy that has gained popu-

larity and momentum since it’s Broadway debut in 2005 (it won a Tony for Best Book in 2007), this is a long one-act that tells the story of an anywhere-in-America middle school spelling bee. You might want to look into the show before you bring your kids. Blather, Blarney, and Balderdash, by Patrick Rainville Dorn, runs October 18th to October 27th. A very funny adaptation of three Irish folk tales, adapted by Dorn, an Anglican priest who has published more than thirty plays. Bathroom Humor, by Billy Van Zandt and Jane Milmore, runs February 21st to March 2nd A dinner theater production of Van Zandt and Mimore’s play centered around the antics and interactions that take place in the guest bathroom of a home during a house party.

602 7th St NE New Prague, MN 56071 (952) 314-9077 www.dalekoarts.com

I always like to see what the new, upstart companies are doing because, though results generally can be mixed, they are usually trying something bold. However, in their inaugural season, DalekoArts seems to be playing it safe, by going with some well known, tried-and-true productions. That should not be read as a criticism. A professional troupe looking to establish themselves in a community that already supports two other troupes needs to be smart about what they present. You don’t want to challenge (i.e. alienate) your patrons too soon. Forever Plaid, by Stuart Ross, runs July 11th – 21st. Talk about playing it smart. Forever Plaid is one of the most beloved musicals of the past 25 years. The story of a close harmony “guy-group” who get to play one big final show after their untimely demise (the story and symbolism surrounding the end for these fellows is comic genius). Great music, and a funny – even touching – story. Almost, Maine, by John Cariani, runs August 8th – August 10th. (An extended run at Theatre L’Homme Dieu in Alexandria runs August 13th – August 18th.) A romantic comedy set in

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the dead of winter, which may actually look somewhat attractive during the dog days of summer. Proof,by David Auburn, runs August 23rd – September 1st. A tense, dramatic mystery about a daughter coping with the death of her genius, may-or-may-not-have-been a little crazy, mathematician father.

904 Eclipse Parkway New Prague, MN 56071 www.generationstheater.org

A cause worth supporting, the aptly named Generations Theatre Company produces shows that offer roles for both young people and adults. This commitment to creating opportunities for kids to be on stage and be a part of a full scale production is one of the reasons New Prague has become a community known for it’s love and support of theater. Peter Pan the Musical, by Piers Chater Robinson, runs July 19th – July 28th. This 1985 adaptation updates the iconic story of a boy who refuses to grow up (hey, when you can fly and hang out with fairies, why would you want to change anything). Generations produces one show a year, so they pay close attention to detail and hardly ever disappoint.

PO Box 64 Owatonna, MN 55060 www.littletheatreofowatonna.org

Founded in 1966, the Little Theatre of Owatonna is a highly respected troupe that produces four shows a year (fall, winter, spring, and summer). They always offer a diverse season, presenting comedies, musicals, dramas, childrens theater and the occasional holiday production. Owatonna is smack dab in the heart of SoMinn, so wherever it is that you’re reading this, it’s worth the no-morethan-an-hour drive to see what they do. Hay Fever, by Noel Coward, runs October 25th – November 2nd. With apologies to Benny Hill, John Cleese, and Ricky Gervaise,

Noel Coward was the finest purveyor of British humor and satire during the twentieth century. Nearly 90 years after it was first produced, you’ll find this play to be full of metaphors that can – and should – be applied to present day society. As they say across the pond, it’s “spot on” funny. She Loves Me, book by Joe Masteeroff, music by Jerry Bock, lyrics by Sheldon Harnick, runs February 13th – February 21st. The Broadway adaptation of the Hungarian play Parfumerie by Mikos Laszlo was nominated for both best musical and best author in 1964. Audiences will recognize it as the older brother to a more contemporary adaptation, the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan romantic comedy You’ve Got Mail. Time Stands Still, by Donald Margulies, runs April 25th to May 3rd. Pulitzer Prize winner Margulies’ drama set in 2009 about a pair of journalists just returned from Iraq and dealing with the physical and emotional scars of combat. Ramona Quimby, by Beverly Cleary, runs June 13th – June 21st. A stage adaptation of the beloved childrens books about a precocious and adventurous 7 year old girl.

110 Fulton Street MN 56001 (507) 388-5483 www.merelyplayers.com

Since 1982, the Merely Players theatre troupe has set gold standard for Community Theater in and around the Mankato area. The 2013 – 2014 season promises a little something for both kids and grownups. Little Shop of Horrors, Book by Howard Ashman, Music by Alan Menken, runs October 25th – November 3rd. A technically ambitious production for even the most capable groups, Little Shop of Horrors is a beautiful, campy riot of a musical about a nerdy florist, his soon-to-begirlfriend, and the strange Venus Flytrap like plant that falls into their custody. You’ll love it, but probably best to leave the kids with a sitter. It’s A Wonderful Life – Live Radio Play, by Joe Landry, runs December 13th – December 22nd.

There was a day in America when you could turn the TV on in December, and somewhere you’d be able to find a showing It’s A Wonderful Life. These days, you have to work much harder to see Frank Capra’s holiday masterpiece, but it’s worth the extra work. This production, presented in the style of an old fashioned radio play, should present a nice twist on the story of George Bailey and the wonderful old Building & Loan. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, by Joseph Robinette (adapted from the novel by C.S. Lewis), runs April 4th – April 13th. Thanks to the Chronicles of Narnia films, C.S. Lewis’ best known work has made a comeback in recent years. Whether you read the books, see the movies, or take in a production like this one, it’s always fun to learn about the magical world on the other side of the closet.

133 E. Phelps St. Owatonna, MN 55060 www.merlinplayers.org

With a home like Faribault’s Paradise Center for the Arts, the Merlin Players, and an executive director like the brilliant Julianna Skluzacek, the Merlin Players have the ability to churn out some of the best quality community productions in the state, let alone Southern Minnesota. And that’s just what they do. The 2013-14 season promises a little something for everyone, but if you hurry, you can still go see their production of Footloose, which runs until August 4th. Don’t Hug Me, I’m Pregnant, book and Lyrics by Phil Olson, music by Paul Olson, runs October 25th – November 2nd. The Brothers Olson are the pride of Edina, MN, but this is not stuffy cakeeating fare. The fourth play in the Don’t Hug Me series is more a tweak on life in Northern Minnesota (think Garrison Keillor without the highbrow Lutefisk jokes). Ten November, Book by Steven Diet, Music and Lyrics by Eric Peltoniemi, opens February 14th. A musical about the final fateful voyage of the mighty Edmund Fitzgerald freighter on Lake Superior. Steel Magnolias, by Robert Haring, opens May 14th. The play that begat the ultimate chick Flick. Haring’s work explores the complicated friendships shared by six women in the deep south with great names like M’Lynn and Ouiser. The Boxcar Children, by Barbara Field, adapted from the books by Gertrude Chandler Warner. Originally presented by the Children’s Theater Company of Minneapolis, this is the heart warming tale of four orphaned children who lie in an abandoned boxcar in the forrest.

105 2nd Street East Hastings, MN 55033 (651) 295-3224 www.newbridgetheatercompany.com

A professional troupe just finishing up their inaugural season, NewBridge has quickly gained a reputation for creating deeply personal, intimate productions. Surely, some of that should be attributed to their smallish performance space, which can hold no more than 50 people. But they are also taking the opportunity to explore the quieter, introspective side of some very well known shows. You can still catch the tail end of their first annual Shakespeare Festival, which runs through August 2nd. The Fantasticks, Book and Lyrics by Tom Jones (no, not that Tom Jones), Music by Harvey Schmidt, runs September 20th – September 29th. Though the plot is highly convoluted,

twelve lines of dialogue and rename it A Wanamingo Christmas. A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens (like you didn’t know that), runs November 29th – December 29th. Scrooge, Marley, Bob Cratchit, three ghosts, and Old Mr. Fezziwig. It simply wouldn’t be Christmas without them. If you don’t tear up when Tiny Tim utters the iconic final line, then clearly you have a heart that is two sizes too small. Jekyll and Hyde, the Musical, Book by Leslie Bricusse, Music by Frank Wildhorn, Lyrics by Bricusse, Wildhorn and Steve Cuden, runs February 6th – February 16th. One of the longer running musicals in recent Broadway history, and it now looks to be the next big production to become a major motion picture. Broadway and Hollywood spectacle is a long way from a fifty seat space along the Mississippi River. It should be interesting to see how the show stands

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Heading into it’s 30th season, the Rep is a standard of professionalism, and proves that a top notch theatre company doesn’t need to be located in the Twin Cities to enjoy great support from the community. 2014 seems to be the year of the comedy in Rochester, with all five shows providing laughter, along with songs, tears, cancer, the North Carolina Outer Banks, stolen bases and the greatest King Arthur tale of ‘em all. The Miser, by Moliere, runs September 6th – September 28th. A more modernish production of Moliere’s best known comedy, set in 1950 New Orleans. The allegorical possibilities are intriguing, but even if it doesn’t work, t’s still Moliere’s script. Kind of tough to screw that up. The Clean House, by Sarah Ruhl, runs November 8th – November 30th. A unique script from a talented young playwright about a maid who doesn’t like to clean, and would rather tell the perfect joke. Ruhl’s unique vision gives us a humorous mediation on life, death, love and the importance of laughter. The Dixie Swim Club, by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, and Jamie Wooten runs January 10th – January 25th. Same Time Next Year meets Steel Magnolias. The script is about five college swim teammates who forge a lifelong friendship, gathering at a beach house once a year to catch up and watch each other’s lives unfold.

when stripped down to it’s core. The Fantasticks is one of the best loved musicals of the last fifty years. Don’t blame Jones and Schmidt for all the meandering plot maneuvers, however. After all, the show was adapted from a 19th Century French play. N’est-ce pas? Yet-To-Be-Titled-Original-Work, by Thalia Kostman, runs October 17th – October 27th. That is, of course, unless the show is actually titled A NewBridge Original Work. According to the website, this show is about a bunch of Muses who sit idyl on Mount Olympus for 1000 years, and what happens when they start to get antsy. A Tuna Christmas, by Jaston Williams, Joe Sears, and Ed Howard, runs December 2nd – December 28th . The second in a series of comedies set in Tuna, TX, this is really about the ups and downs of the holidays in Small Town, USA. I’m going to guess you could change about

The Cripple of Inishmaan, by Martin McDonugh, runs April 24th – May 4th. Dark Irish humor (is there any other kind of Irish humor?) mixed with dark Irish drama (again, somewhat redundant) from the greatest living Irish playwright. This seems to be the sort of play that NewBridge was created to produce. The Turned Leaf, by Elizabeth Christine Tanner, runs May 15th – May 17th (encore limited engagement). Presented in conjunction with Mental Health Awareness Month, this NewBridge original work centers on a woman’s struggle to cope with her mother’s - and her own – mental illness. The Second Annual NewBridge Theater Company Shakespeare Festival, by, well, William Shakespeare, runs June 12th – July 29th, 2014. Three of the Bard’s best works: As You Like It, Twelfth Night, and the dark but always compelling Richard III.

Rounding Third, by Richard Dresser, runs March 7th – March 22nd. A tale of parental philosophy set against the Great American National Pastime. It centers on the conflict every parent wrestles with: how do you teach your kid to live their lives with a solid sense of right and wrong when the rest of the world doesn’t seem to care. And also, when should your son start throwing a curve ball? Monty Python’s Spamalot, Book and Lyrics by Joshua Logan and Oscar Hammerstein II, Music by Richard Rogers. If you love Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you’ll love Spamalot. They’re all here – Arthur, King of the Britons, Lancelot, Galahad, the Black Knight, the Knights Who Say Ni, the Lady of the Lake, and Tim. Don’t ask too many questions. Just go see it. There are still plenty more fantastic theater companies in the area who have yet to announce their 2014 season. Among them are the Applause Community Theatre in Lakeville, the Black Dirt Theatre Company in Hastings, Mankato Mosaic, New Ulm Actors Community Theater, the Paradise Community Theater in Faribault, and the Northfield Arts Guild. All are worth a look. Rich Larson is the editor of Southern Minnesota SCENE. You can reach him at editor@southernminnscene.com.

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friend of mine recently shared a New York Times opinion piece on Facebook encouraging women to “embrace” their grayness. Whoa. The New York Times is jumping on the ‘silver fox’ bandwagon, along with ‘lesser brow’ sources like People magazine and E!’s Fashion Police? It cracks me up that this is (still) considered to be a hip and growing *trend* (to embrace the gray, that is), since I myself have been doing so for over a decade (thanks to my DNA, I’m a walking/talking poster child for the “premature gray” gene). Gosh, I didn’t realize I was such a trend setter! (she said, dripping with sarcasm....) I laughed (well, chuckled to self)...but it also kind of pissed me off -- why is it still such a big deal for women to “go gray,” but not so much for the opposite sex? (Okay, I know the answer...but c’mon). It also got me thinking about how few female rockers there are out there that confidently sport a gray head of hair. (Finally, Paxton. Thanks for the ‘music angle.’) There are a handful of dudes that come to mind -- J. Mascis, David Byrne, Nick Lowe, Jimmy Page, Steve Martin, Peter Gabriel -- and in each case, nobody blinks (granted each of these guys are also “middle-aged” -- and beyond). But women? I can think of Emmylou Harris and Bonnie Raitt (with her signature Cruella de Vil silver streak, which by the way, does not count) but that’s about it. Well, there’s Grace Slick but she’s been a card carrying member of AARP for decades. Literally. Can you see what’s wrong with this picture? I’m not talking about “The Golden Girls” here. I’m talking about women (and men) still in their supposed ‘prime.’ Why is letting one’s hair go “au naturel” such a taboo, especially in the world of rock, where being ‘rebellious’ and rejecting the ‘norm’ is not only embraced but encouraged? Okay, I realize there are celebrities like Pink (P!nk), Lady Gaga, and even Kelly Osbourne (yes, I’m grasping) who have “gone gray” (more like they’ve gone ‘lavendar’). And more and more fashion magazines are touting the ‘silver tones’ -shades of shimmering, icy blues and turquoises and purples. But those are still dye jobs. A “faux gray, shall we say. Why are those accepted but the “real deal” is shunned? In all honesty, I have no idea when I really started

turning gray. I grew up with dark brown, almost black hair. I started coloring my hair in college (it was the 80s), not to cover any gray but to do something “edgy” (ha. seems funny in retrospect) -black black, purple black, crimson black -- the more dramatic the better. I did that for many years, and as a result I couldn’t really recall my true hair color. And, when I found myself married and pregnant, I did what most women do -- I stopped coloring my hair. And voila! Within a matter of weeks I realized I had a lot of gray. A lot. So much so that I felt compelled to cut my hair really short because it looked weird with a head full of Pepe Le Pew stripes (so much for being “edgy.”). What I didn’t realize was, as a result, I literally “went gray” seemingly overnight. But did I freak out? No way! I dug it. I mean, it was ME. Sure, it was a tad startling initially but once I really thought about it, it was the coolest ‘statement’ I could make. “I’m gray and I’m proud, dammit.” I was not about to let our culture’s ridiculous ageism bring me down or tell me how I should look or what color my hair should be in order to still be considered attractive -- or ‘relevant.’ I didn’t give a hoot about what the connotations of ‘being gray’ might mean. And I liked that looked ‘different’ -not just another dye job out of a box. Or so I like to think. Because regrettably, reality occasionally rears its really offensive (and uber sexist) head. Often times it seems that the color of my hair (more likely, that fact that I am GRAY) feels like my defining characteristic. I remember walking into a pre-natal appointment, at least six months’ pregnant, and the twenty-something receptionist took one look at me (as in, my hair) and said, “Oh, are you here for an infertility appointment?” (Ignoring the fact that I obviously had a mega bun in the oven already). And then there was the former beau who I ran into, months after giving birth, who said (again, obviously focused on my hair), “Oh, my GAWD, Jessica -- what HAPPENED to you?!?” Geeez, dude. Relax. I embraced the gray. Maybe you should too..... Granted, those are the ‘bad stories.’ I also happen to work at a college and I can’t count the number of times students have asked me, with genuine interest and curiosity, “Is that your ‘real’ hair color?!? How do you color your hair like that?”

-- like they’ve never seen anything so COOL before. But they’re also telling me they’ve never seen anything like it -- a relatively ‘young’ (and kinda sorta hip) woman confidently sporting gray hair. Again I ask, what is wrong with this picture? Here’s the deal. I’m not trying to make a statement by sporting gray hair. It is what it is. I don’t really have the time or the money nor the inclination to worry about my hair color (I’ve got enough on my plate!). But what I can’t abide is the focus that’s placed upon me (and women in general) solely because of their hair color. Like there’s something ‘wrong’ with me or that I’m somehow diminished or beyond my expiration date, all due to the color of my hair. I can’t count the number of times people have said, “Have you ever considered coloring your hair?” (like they’re offering some pearls of eternal wisdom) or worse yet -- practically acting offended by the fact that I don’t color my hair -“Why don’t you color your hair?!? You would look so much YOUNGER and more attractive.” Really? Ya think? Well, I think not. And by the way, women (and men) with the faux paint jobs on their heads (and let me tell you, there’s a lot of them in my neck of the woods), look really really eeeky to me. And here’s where I (finally) circle back to music -- just about every time I go to a show (and I go to A LOT of them), inevitably someone looks at me like I’m a freak of nature because I’m the GRAY-HAIRED LADY (and hey, I ain’t no ‘lady’!) in the room. Dudes can be gray (and BALD) but god forbid a gray-haired woman might be rockin’ out and shakin’ her groove thang. So, I call upon all of y’all -- and especially those of you like myself that have no intention of ever retiring from their ‘rock & roll lifestyle’ -- embrace the gray. It’s just a color (and a sizzlin’ one at that). Remember, you’re never too old (or gray) to rockn-roll. (Unless you’re one of The Rolling Stones, that is....kidding!) Post note: I’m glad to know I’m teaching my (now eleven-year-old) kid right -- his very matterof-fact assessment of his silver-haired mama? (And without any prompting from me, I might add): “Mom, you have gray hair...but you’re NOT old.” Damn straight, young grasshopper.

The local rocker is the subject of a new installment of PBS’ My Way Back Home series. The former Drive-By Trucker’s new album is called Southeastern.

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Our resident Silver Fox,Jessica Paxton, is the host of KYMN’s “All-Wheel Drive,” weekdays from 4-6 pm on 1080 AM and streaming online at www. kymnradio.net. Feel free to contact her at jessica@ kymnradio.net. You can also follow her on Twitter @callmejpax.

Jason Isbell: “Southeastern” The latest solo release from the former lead guitarist of the Drive-By Truckers is sheer magic from start to finish. Isbell is a stunningly insightful and poetic lyricist, sharing his own personal hell with heartfelt poignancy as well as a keen appreciation for the universal absurdities of life as he travels that dusty road to redemption. Equal parts melodic twang and southern-fried rock, this album is a lock-in as one of my favorites for 2013. Dessa: “Parts Of Speech” First and foremost, if you ever get a chance to see Dessa live in concert,

Parts of Speech

no matter what the venue, do it. This woman is THE REAL DEAL. An amazingly talented and intelligent performer that makes me proud to be a woman. The epitome of Girl Power, Dessa raps with the best of them. That said, this album, her sophomore effort, showcases the “softer side” of Dessa, highlighting the powerful narratives in her songs and demonstrating her composer’s ear for spot-on musical arrangements and vocal harmonies. This album as well is slated for a slot on my “Best of” list for the year. “My Way Back Home,” a documentary film starring Zoo Animal’s Holly Hansen. Just released by Pioneer Public Television, a PBS affiliate in Appleton, Wisconsin, this half-hour film is a must-see. The film showcases Hansen, lead singer and

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mastermind behind the hypnotic atmospheric rock band, Zoo Animal. I’ve had the good fortune of featuring Hanson on my radio show in Northfield and, like Dessa, she is an extremely intelligent and passionate young woman, with wisdom and maturity beyond her age and experience. The film follows Hansen back to her childhood home in Cokato, Minnesota, where she visits the church where she first honed her skills as a performer, all the while eloquently discussing the transformative nature of music on her life and her relationships with those she encounters. This beautifully-shot, intimate portrait of Hansen is powerful in its simplicity (and also features some fantastic live performance footage of Zoo Animal).

August Northfield Gig alerts -- NOT TO BE MISSED! Seriously, y’all! Friday, August 16 9 pm to 1 am Jack Klatt & The Cat Swingers plus special guest TBA J. Grundy’s Rueb-N-Stein “Upstairs Rueb Friday, August 30 9 pm to midnight The Charles Walker Band J. Grundy’s Rueb-N-Stein “Upstairs Rueb”

Merle Haggard with special guest Shooter Jennings WHAT: American country and western singer/songwriter WHEN: 7 p.m. July 24 COST: $65 reserved tickets; $35 general admission. Tickets went on sale May 31 and can be purchased at the Verizon Wireless Center Ticket Office and all Ticketmaster locations.

RibFest WHAT: Four-day rib festival and live music. This year’s music headlines include: Blackhawk (Thursday, Aug. 1); Everclear (Aug. 2); Loverboy (Aug. 3); Mary Jane Alm Band (Aug. 4) WHEN: Aug. 1-4 COST: Tickets are $5 and are available only on day of show.

People pack the Vetter Stone Amphitheater at Riverfront Park in Mankato to see Willie Nelson perform last summer. Upcoming acts at the park this summer include Merle Haggard and Buddy Guy. (Photo courtesy of Eric Jones, Verizon Wireless Center)

The new Vetter Stone Amphitheater in Mankato is home to a busy summer of entertainment By MILES TRUMP editor@southernminnscene.com

WHAT: Platinum rock band formed in the mid-‘70s WHEN: 6 p.m. Aug. 15 COST: $35 tickets; Tickets went on sale May 17 at the Verizon Wireless Center Ticket Office and all Ticketmaster locations.

Buddy Guy with special guest Quinn Sullivan

hree years ago, Riverfront Park in Mankato became the Verizon Wireless Center’s summer outdoor venue — and since then, it’s brought more entertainmentpacked summers to the area. The staff at the Verizon Wireless Center has taken over the booking and entertainment programming responsibilites for the Vetter Stone Amphitheater in the park. According to marketing manager Eric Jones, this has greatly increased the number of summer events they are able to offer. “People don’t want to be sitting in an arena a lot of times,” Jones said. “A show that would work outside might not work inside, and that’s definitely the truth. We got a lot more selective about the shows that we did in the summers prior to the park.” After the biggest and busiest summer to date last year, the Verizon Wireless Center has another entertainment-filled calendar with upcoming acts such as Merle Haggard in July and Buddy Guy in September. Buckcherry, Blues Traveler, and the Jagermeister Country Tour featuring Aaron Lewis have already performed at the park’s amphitheater this summer. “The last few years we’ve kind of been ramping up the entertainment that we’ve had out there,” Jones said. “Last year we had a fantastic year and we’re just kind of building off of what we’re finding out works out there.” Last summer’s acts included Willie Nelson, Trampled by Turtles, Tesla and Ted Nugent. All told, there was a show at the park almost every weekend, operations manager Steve Conover said. “I think we’ve dialed it back

RATT with special guests Sebastian Bach, Dokken, & Lita Ford

WHAT: Chicago blues style musician recently inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame WHEN: 7 p.m. Sept. 14 COST: $75 reserved tickets; $35 general admission; Tickets went on sale May 17 and can be purchased at the Verizon Wireless Center Ticket Office and all Ticketmaster locations.

The country music legend will apear at the Vetter Stone Amphitheater in Mankato on July 24th.

a little bit this summer, going more for quality than quantity,” Conover said. “We’ve figured out what works out there, and I think we’ve got a very fun and successful summer ahead of us,” Jones said. The Vetter Stone Amphitheater, which was nothing more than a grass bowl four years ago, has been transformed into a beautiful outdoor music venue that can seat roughly 3,000-to-4,000 people, depending on the show, Jones said. “It’s such a green space, it’s so big, and you have the trees and the river and a large grass, grand lawn there,” Conover said. “It really is just an interesting venue to hold shows at.” “I think there’s a real focus from the city to make this a useable space to have a great concert experience out there,” he said. Riverfront Park also sparked a change in the atmosphere at RibFest — the center’s most popular summer event — to become a more family-friendly event, Conover said. RibFest, which Jones said has become Mankato’s premier festival, moved to the park four years ago and will be

The legendary Chicago bluesman will appear at the Vetter Stone Amphitheater in Mankato on September 14th.

held in August in Mankato for its 16th year. “That’s been really kind of nice to kind of watch and experience throughout the years,” Conover said. Last year, roughly 7,000 people attended the four-day rib festival despite other regional events, such as WE Fest in Detroit Lakes and the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota, taking place at the same time. “There’s always something going on, and that’s just the way it is, but we haven’t experienced a whole lot of problem with that,” Conover said of the summer competition. “Who knows what the numbers for RibFest would be if WE Fest wasn’t going on at the same time and Sturgis going on at the same time? We have no idea. All we know is that our numbers for RibFest have grown every year.” For the center’s entertainment

acts, which include rock, country and blues acts this summer (“People have kind of proven in the past that they’ll support those types of shows,” Jones said), any event is a success “if we don’t lose money at it,” RATT will be performing August 15. Jones said. Of course, the success also depends on the weather. “There’s plenty of competition,” Jones said, “but I think as long as it doesn’t rain, we’ll have a good summer.” You can reach Miles Trump at editor@ southernminnscene.com.

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a Whole Lot More Northfield’s Vintage Band Fest Returns By elizabeth jacobs editor@southernminnscene.com

his summer, for the third time, the sounds of the past will saturate the historic city of Northfield, Minnesota. Yes, the Vintage Band Festival has returned. Some 30 bands from around the country and the world will descend on Northfield and there’ll be a dozen more headed to surrounding communities. Men and women dressed in authentic era clothing will fill the air with the sounds of the music of the Civil War. The festival is known for the songs of Abraham

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Lincoln, Ulysses Grant, and battles long ago played using vintage brass instruments, but that is not all it has to offer. The Vintage Band Festival, taking place August 1 through 4, has broadened its list of musical styles even more since the last festival in 2010. The 2013 festival’s bands range from a Bohemian band from Austria to a shout band from North Carolina and a Klezmer (traditional Jewish music that originated in Eastern Europe) band from right here in Minnesota. “We define vintage as having an ethnic style or tradition,” Dr. Paul Niemisto, the artistic director of the Vintage Band Festival said. “They don’t all need to be wearing old uniforms.” The 30 bands, representing 4 countries and 10 states, will present 100 shows throughout Northfield. Plus at least 14 other bands will be showcased in 10 other communities in southern Minnesota. Events are scheduled in Dundas, Faribault, Owatonna, Cannon Falls, Kenyon, New Prague, Red Wing, Chatfield, St. Peter, New Ulm and Linstrom. Performances begin at noon each day and start every hour or half hour of the festival, going late into the night at local bars and outdoor venues. All concerts

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during the Vintage Band Festival are free and open to the public, although donations are welcome. “Part of the appeal is not just the musical styles but their origins,” said Dan Bergeson, President of the Festival. Some highlights this year, according to festival coordinators, will include the Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, 8 brothers from Chicago booming the music of New Orleans through Bridge Square, and the return of Kenny Carr and the Tigers, a shout band

going to find their own connection to the music.” Commemorating the 150th Anniversary of the American Civil War, a battle of six Civil War Era brass bands will take place along the Cannon River. The 1st Brigade Band, Century Brass, Frontier Brigade Band, and Independent Silver Band represent the Union bands. The Confederate Bands are made up of the 26th North Carolina Regimental Band and Newberry’s Victorian Cornet Band.

An old fashioned game of base ball (not baseball) will be played behind Old Main on the St. Olaf Campus in conjunction with the Vintage Band Festival on August 4th.

spectators. During the last day of the festival, on August 4th, North Star Cinema Orchestra will perform a vaudeville show. It will be an authentic re-creation of the vaudeville shows from the 20th century. The Minnesota State Arts Council, who bestowed grants for both the 2010 and 2013 festivals, makes the festival possible and allows all these events to be free for the public. According Bergeson, this year’s grant was for

leagues. “What started as a conference with music became a music festival with a conference,” said Niemisto. The 2006 music festival was so well received that he decided to repeat the event on a larger scale four years later in 2010. For the 2010 Vintage Band Festival, 23 bands from around the United States and Europe were brought in to play about 100 shows. “Over 500 people are involved with either playing or planning

“Part of the appeal is not just the musical styles but their origins.” (traditional music that began in Protestant churches in the South during the 1920s) that plays a fusion of jazz and gospel music. Mariachi mi Tierra, a traditional Mexican mariachi band based out of Minneapolis, is another group that will get people out of their seats, according to Bergeson. “Young people think our music history is something old, it is so much more complex, so many eras are represented,” said Amy Acheson, who handles publicity for the festival. “Each person is

More than music will be offered this year during the festival. On August 3rd, a Vintage Base ball, which is two words in the historic reference, game will be played on the Old Main Field at St. Olaf College, as the New Prague Area Community Band performs. The game will be played in actual 19th century style; players will be dressed in old-fashioned base ball uniforms and have original rules enforced. Nineteenth century base ball demanded the best manners from both players and

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about $49,000, which covers just a small portion of the $130,000 of the festival cost. The rest of the funds come from local sponsors and donations. “People don’t always understand how much a festival like this costs,” said Bergeson. “A plane ticket from Austria alone is a few thousand dollars.” The first Vintage Band Festival was in 2006 when Niemisto, who also directs the Cannon Valley Regional Orchestra, needed music to entertain his European col-

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the event,” said Bergeson, who was heavily involved in the 2010 festival planning. “It takes a lot of people to put a festival this size on, of course everyone does it because they love the music.” The festival’s Board of Directors and Committees have already decided to hold the next Vintage Band Festival in 2016, and every 3 years after that. Although there will be different bands for the 2016 festival they do not plan to increase the number of bands or concert locations.

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“We’ve found all the concert locations they have in the city of Northfield,” Bergeson reported. The focus of 2016 will be on growing the awareness and attendance of the Vintage Band Festival. In 2010, an estimated 15,000 people arrived in Northfield for the festival and coordinators expect a larger crowd for 2013. “With a larger number of bands and a more extensive concert schedule, we expect that we’ll draw even more visitors to Northfield,” commented Niemisto.

For a complete list of festival events, times, and locations visit vintagebandfestival.org. The Vintage Band Festival can found on Facebook at “Vintage Band Festival” and Twitter at @vintagebandfest. For the 2013 concerts, they are bringing 30 bands from around the country and the world into Northfield and a dozen more to surrounding communities. Elizabeth Jacobs is a Southern Minnesota freelance writer. Contact her at editor@ southernminnscene.com

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a.m.-4 p.m. and Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Brown County Historical Society, 2 N. Broadway, New Ulm. (507) 359-2632 or wandagaghouse@gmail.com. browncountyhistorymn.org/. www.browncountyhistorymn. org/. “Freckleface Strawberry, The Musical ‘Live to Draw’ Exhibit: 21Jul, 11:00 AM, Wanda Gag House, 226 N. Washington, New Ulm, Free. The ‘Live to Draw’ Exhibit features recently restored artwork and two newly acquired sketches. For more information, contact us by phone at 507-359-2632, by email at wandagaghouse@ gmail.com, or visit our website.. www.wandagaghouse.org/#!/ wordpress/live-to-draw-earlyworks-of-wanda-gag/. “A Whole Bunch of 45’s Folk Dance Concert: 21-Jul, 1:00 PM, Morgan Creek Vineyards, 23707 478th Ave., New Ulm, N/A. Minnesota Traditional Morris Dancers is an English folk dance team. For more information, visit our website or call (507) 947-3547.. www. morgancreekvineyards.com. Sherlock Holmes: The Final Adventure: 21-Jul, 1:30 PM, Commonweal Theatre, 208 Parkway Ave N., Lanesboro, $15-$30. Join this thrilling adventure of the greatest detective

of all time! Sherlock Holmes and Watson face off against arch-enemy, Professor Moriarty, in this story inspired by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.. www.commonwealtheatre.org/sherlock. html. 507-467-2905”Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Macbeth: 21-Jul, 5:00 PM, NewBridge Theatre Company, 105 2nd Street East, Hastings, $10-$15. Macbeth is a play written by William Shakespeare. It is considered one of his darkest and most powerful tragedies.. www.newbridgetheatrecompany.com/Tickets. html. 651.295.3224 Sarah Silverman: 21-Jul, 7:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd, Prior Lake, $59 . Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American comedienne, writer, and actress. Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics such as racism, sexism, and religion by having her comic character endorse them in an ironic fashion. Silverman first gained notice as a writer and occasional performer on Saturday Night Live and starred in and produced The Sarah Silverman Program, which ran from 2007 to 2010 on Comedy Central. Courtesy of http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Sil-

verman. www.mysticlake.com/ sarahsilverman2013. Bill the Juggler: 25-Jul, 10:30 AM, Pleasant Hill LibraryDakota County Library, 1490 South Frontage Rd., Hastings, . Laughter abounds at this comedy juggling program filled with audience participation and an emphasis on reading.. host6. evanced.info/melsa/dakota/ eventsignup.asp?ID=18620&rts =&disptype=info&ret=eventcale ndar.asp&pointer=&returnToSea rch=&num=0&ad=&dt=mo&mo =7/1/2013&df=calendar&EventT ype=ALL&Lib=4&AgeGroup=A. 651-438-0200 Hip Hop to Your Mind Music & Art Show: 25-Jul, 6:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Art Show starts at 6pm. Music starts at 6;30 with J.O.T.S. (Johnny on the Spot); 7:30 HB Productions; 8:30 Chris Mann; 10pm Duenday. 1001solutionsllc.com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.UdhaqG2z6Sq. 1.507.663.1351 Dwight York: 25-Jul, 8:00 PM, Joke Joint Comedy Club, 801 Sibley Memorial Highway, Lilydale, $15 . ‘I hope you like jokes’ may seem an absurd way for a comedian to begin a show but those are the words that comedian Dwight York uses to introduce himself to his

audience each night. Then the joke-slinging begins and never ends until York says ‘goodnight’ a couple hundred perfect one-liners later. During the first of many appearances on the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Radio Show, York joked, ‘I was homeless for awhile. I didn’t want anyone to know so I slept in front of a Ticket Master.’ It sent the morning crew howling with delight, became Tom Griswold’s ‘new favorite joke’ and was featured on The Bob And Tom CD You Guys Rock. Since then York has been a regular guest on the show and was part of the 2005 Friends of Bob and Tom Show Concert Tour. Courtesy of http:// dwightyork.com/about/. www. jokejointcomedyclub.com/jjcc/ Comedy_Club_Schedule.html. “DJ Night DJ Dance Party: 25-Jul, 9:30 PM, Spike’s, 1525 Division St. W, Fairbault, Free. Spike’s is Southern Minnesota’s premier music venue. With a premium sound system and the hottest rotation of live bands and fun DJ promos, Spike’s delivers the fun! Combine the incredible entertainment and killer drink specials with our popular volleyball, pool, and dart leagues and you’ll see why Spike’s continues to be the place to party. Hungry? Spike’s has you

covered with great burgers and awesome homemade pizzas, Salads & Wraps. So, if you’re in the mood for fun, you can find it at Spike’s!. www.spikesrocks. com/event-calendar/. Footloose: 26-Jul, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $15 . This high energy musical is based on the 1984 film of the same name. Ren is forced to move from Chicago to Bomont, a small town in the middle of nowhere, because his father has left his mother and him. He loves to dance but there is no dancing in Bomont. Ren finds love and helps others rediscover the joys in their lives.. www.paradiseforthearts.com Tim Pulnik: 26-Jul, 10:00 PM, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second Street SW, Rochester, $14 . Tim has been entertaining audiences in comedy clubs, theaters and corporate events throughout the United States and Canada for years. Bringing a unique mix of high energy, quick wit, and quirky antics when he hits the stage. Most recently, Tim has appeared on the tv shows The Glades on A&E, Burn Notice, ABC’s Charlie’s Angels He is also the voice of the Offensive Coordinator in the popular football video game MADDEN NFL.. www. gooniescomedy.com/shows.

shtml. “Vilification Tennis Les Miserables: 30-Jul, 7:30 PM, Orpheum Theatre-MN, 910 Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis, $39-$135. The new 25th anniversary production of Boublil & Sch nberg s legendary musical is coming to a city near you! ‘A dynamically re-imagined hit. This ‘Les Mis rables’ has improved with age.’ Peter Filichia, Star-Ledger Cameron Mackintosh presents a brand new 25th anniversary production of Boublil & Sch nberg s legendary musical, LES MIS RABLES, with glorious new staging and spectacular reimagined scenery inspired by the paintings of Victor Hugo. This new production has already been acclaimed by critics, fans and new audiences and is breaking box office records wherever it goes.. www.hennepintheatretrust.org/ events/les-mis%C3%A9rablesmusical-orpheum-theatre-2013. “Wine & Designs ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,’ The Musical: 2-Aug, 7:30 PM, Hilltop Hall, 206 1st St. N., Montgomery, $10 . Curtain Call Theatre’s summer musical, ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.’ The Broadway musical is about six young people in the throes of puberty, overseen by grown-ups who barely managed to escape childhood

Elmyr: The True Picture?

August 9th, Zumbrota State Theatre, Zumbrota OK, I’d never heard of Elmyr de Hory until very recently, and I’m going to guess most of you hadn’t either. But he’s a cool story. Evidently this guy was the most succesful art forger in history, and hobnobbed with some of the big names of his day (Marylin Monroe, Liz Taylor). The BBC recently made a film about his exploits, and the folks from Crossings gallery and Gift shop are going to screen it at the State Theatre of Zumbrota on August 9th. Afterwards, there will a Q&A session with Mark Forgy, who just happened to be Elmyr de Hory’s personal assistant. Free admission. The program begins at 8 pm. – – Rich Larson, editor@southernminnscene.com

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Mystery Entertainment Crawl / Downtown Faribault / 8.24 themselves, then learn that winning isn’t everything and that losing doesn’t necessarily make you a loser. It is described as a hilarious tale of overachievers’ angst chronicling the experience of six adolescent outsiders, vying for the spelling championship of a lifetime. Some of the song titles include, ‘The Spelling Rules’, ‘My Friend, the Dictionary’, ‘Pandemonium’, ‘Magic Foot’, and ‘Prayer of the Comfort Counselor.’. www. curtaincalltheatre.net. “Les Miserables Weird Al Yankovic: 3-Aug, 8:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd, Prior Lake, $45 and up. Alfred Matthew ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums (as of 2007), recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold records, and six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic’s first top ten Billboard album (Straight Outta Lynwood) and single (‘White & Nerdy’) were both released in 2006, nearly three decades into his career. Yankovic’s success comes in part from his effective use of music video to further parody popular culture, the song’s original artist, and the original music videos themselves, scene-for-scene in some cases. He directed later videos himself and went on to direct for other artists including Ben Folds, Hanson, The Black Crowes, and The Presidents of the United States of America. In addition to recording his albums, Yankovic wrote and

starred in the film UHF and The Weird Al Show. He has also made guest appearances on many television shows, in addition to starring in Al TV specials on MTV.. tickets.weirdal.com/. A Midsummer Night’s Dream: 4-Aug, 5:00 PM, NewBridge Theatre Company, 105 2nd Street East, Hastings, $10-$15. A Midsummer Night’s Dream is a play by William Shakespeare. It is believed that it was written between 1590 and 1596. It portrays the events surrounding the marriage of the Duke of Athens, Theseus, and Hippolyta. www. newbridgetheatrecompany.com/ Tickets.html. 651.295.3224 Carv-Fest Woodcarver Festival: 8-Aug, 12:00 AM, Rice County Fairgrounds, 1814 2nd Ave Northwest, Faribault, . Watch master wood carvers at work, take classes from them and purchase their work.. www. carv-fest.com. “Big Boi Musical Performance: The Music Man: 9-Aug, 7:30 PM, Northfield Arts Guild, 304 Division St., Northfield, $10-$15. This classic show tells the story of Harold Hill, a traveling salesman who cons the people of River City, Iowa, into buying band uniforms and instruments for a band he has no intention of actually starting. Fortunately, Marion, the librarian, is able to see through him and may even convince him to have a change of heart. Admission cost is $15 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. (Image provided by artscatter.com).. www.northfieldartsguild.org. “Illustrations by James Hohenstein ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,’ The Musical: 11-Aug, 2:00 PM, Hilltop Hall, 206 1st St. N., Montgomery, $10 . Curtain Call Theatre’s summer musical, ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.’ The Broadway musical is about six young people in the throes of puberty, overseen by grown-ups who barely managed to escape childhood themselves, then learn

Comedian Mike Toomey / Paradise Center for the Arts / Faribault / 8.31 that winning isn’t everything and that losing doesn’t necessarily make you a loser. It is described as a hilarious tale of overachievers’ angst chronicling the experience of six adolescent outsiders, vying for the spelling championship of a lifetime. Some of the song titles include, ‘The Spelling Rules’, ‘My Friend, the Dictionary’, ‘Pandemonium’, ‘Magic Foot’, and ‘Prayer of the Comfort Counselor.’. www. curtaincalltheatre.net. Musical Performance: The Music Man: 11-Aug, 2:00 PM, Northfield Arts Guild, 304 Division St., Northfield, $10-$15. This classic show tells the story of Harold Hill, a traveling salesman who cons the people of River City, Iowa, into buying band uniforms and instruments for a band he has no intention of actually starting. Fortunately, Marion, the librarian, is able to see through him and may even convince him to have a change of heart. Admission cost is $15 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. (Image provided by artscatter.com).. www.northfieldartsguild.org. ArtTalks!: 12-Aug, 5:30 PM, Emy Frentz Arts Guild, 523 S. 2nd St., Mankato, . ArtTalks! 5:30 - 6:30 p.m. at the Emy Frentz Arts Guild - 523 South 2nd Street, Mankato. For more info email info@twinriversarts. org or call 507-387-1008. http://twinriversarts.org/. www. twinriversarts.org/. Lunch with the Arts: 13-Aug, 12:00 PM, Red Rock Center, 222 East Blue Earth Ave., Fairmont, . Lunch with the Arts 12-1 p.m. at the Red Rock Center. our.web-scheduler.net/ index.php?CID=275&sid=38539 404&ID=91048&t=1376409600 &v=event&. 507-235-9262 Sister’s Summer School Catechism: 15-Aug, 1:30 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 West 3rd Street, Red Wing, $17.50$27.50. It’s summer and Sister is NOT happy. It seems the diocese has decided to offer a summer school catechism

Comedian Lisa Lampanelli / Mystic Lake Casino Hotel / New Prague / 8.31 course for those students who weren’t paying attention all year. Instead of three relaxing weeks at the motherhouse, Sister is stuck with her students this summer! And summer is already rough enough for Sister - try wearing 50 pounds of gabardine in 90-degree heat! Sister will discuss such questions as, ‘Did Jesus have to go to summer school? or ‘What is an appropriate summer vacation for a practicing Catholic?’ And she’s sure to talk about the best way to make use of what’s left of your summer vacation. Beat the heat with Sister this summer, and if you know what’s good for you, don’t be late!. www.sheldontheatre.org. 651388-8700 Paradise Center Gallery Reception: 16-Aug, 5:00 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, Free. Featuring Philip Taylor and Cindy Brant. The gallery runs August 13 through October 1. Sister’s Summer School Catechism: 16-Aug, 7:00 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 West 3rd Street, Red Wing, $17.50$27.50. It’s summer and Sister is NOT happy. It seems the diocese has decided to offer a summer school catechism course for those students who weren’t paying attention all year. Instead of three relaxing weeks at the motherhouse, Sister is stuck with her students this summer! And summer is already rough enough for Sister - try wearing 50 pounds of gabardine in 90-degree heat! Sister will discuss such questions as, ‘Did Jesus have to go to summer school? or ‘What is an appropriate summer vacation for a practicing Catholic?’ And she’s sure to talk about the best way to make use of what’s left of your summer vacation. Beat the heat with Sister this summer, and if you know what’s good for you, don’t be late!. www.sheldontheatre.org. 651-388-8700”World Dance Concert

Cindy Brant / Paradise Center for the Arts / Faribault / 8.16 Mystery Entertainment Crawl: 24-Aug, 7:00 PM, Downtown Faribault, Minnesota, 200 block Central Avenue, Faribault, $20 . You will see a 30 minute entertainment act and then you will move to the next location. The entertainers stay at their locations and the crowd rotates around them. Who and what will you see? You don’t know - it’s a mystery! You may hear a band, see a one act play, or laugh at a comedian. You won’t know what the entertainment is until you show up! Tickets: 1 for $20, 2 for $30, 6 for $75.. members. faribaultmn.org. Printmaking Installation: 30Aug, 2:00 PM, The 410 Project, 523 S. Front St., Mankato, Free. Come see the printmaking installation at The 410 Project. Gallery Hours: WednesdaySaturday 2:00-6:00 pm, Sunday 1:00-4:00 pm.. www.the410project.com. Comedian Mike Toomey: 31-Aug, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $17-$22. Mike Toomey takes you on a journey back into the 60s and 70s TV Land. Mike relates how his childhood television watching has shaped his adult life, while sharing his unique observations about his favorite programs and their characters. This multimedia presentation features over 300 slides and sound bytes plus Toomey’s dead-on impersonations of your favorite TV celebrities. TV & Me is a must see for all members of the TV generation. (Image courtesy of talentbookingusa.com.). www. paradisecenterforthearts.org/ calendar/. Lisa Lampanelli: 31-Aug, 8:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd, Prior Lake, $30+. Lisa Lampanelli is known as Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean. This equal opportunity offender is a regular on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ and Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite radio shows, and she has appeared on ‘Late Show

Philip Taylor / Paradise Center for the Arts / Faribault / 8.16 with David Letterman,’ ‘Chelsea Lately,’ ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ ‘The Dr. Oz Show’ and ‘Good Morning America.’ She was also a member of the cast of NBC’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ Season 5. Prices may vary by venue.. www.insultcomic. com/?page_id=7. The Second City On The Road: 5-Sep, 7:30 PM, Saint Mary’s University of Minnesota, 700 Terrace Heights, Winona, . The Second City presents its hilarious and topical comedy revues to venues all over the world. Performing Arts Centers, Theatres, Colleges and Universities, Festivals and Fundraisers: The Second City is the ideal entertainment to attract new audiences while satisfying your current customers with the leading brand in improvbased sketch comedy.. www. secondcity.com/performances/ ontheroad/schedule/. (507) 457-1715

Minnesota Shorts Play Festival: 5-Sep, 7:30 PM, Mankato West High School Theatre, 1351 S. Stoltzman Road, Mankato, $9-$10. From the 498 entries, judges have narrowed the scripts to 127 semi-finalists. Those scripts go to a second round of judging, with the top 10 Minnesota scripts and top 10 national scripts receiving a chance to be part of the festival. The top 8 plays from Minnesota and the top 8 plays from out of state will each receive a $100 stipend. Sometimes the stipend may be used to get a director and cast to produce your play. If you produce your own, the $100 stipend is yours. The 9th and 10th place plays will be on standby in case a play cannot recruit a director or cast or drops out before the festival. Each night, the audience picks a Best of the Festival winner, who will get an extra $100!.

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Scottie Miller / The Grand Kabaret / New Ulm / 7.19

Pho Band / The Contended Cow / Northfield / 7.19

Willie B Blues / Falconer Vinyards / Red Wing / 7.20

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Comedy

Gel / Reggie’s Brewhouse / Owatonna / 7.19

Live Comedy: 19-Jul, 7:30 PM, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second Street SW, Rochester, . Live Comedy at Goonie’s Comedy Club: Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second St. SW, Rochester. Performances at 7:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. on Friday and Saturday nights. For performers, showtimes and advanced reservations, call or check website. 507288-8130. www.gooniescomedy.com/. “Tim Nutt Dave Landau: 19-Jul, 7:30

records, and six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic’s first top ten Billboard album (Straight Outta Lynwood) and single (‘White & Nerdy’) were both released in 2006, nearly three decades into his career. Yankovic’s success comes in part from his effective use of music video to further parody popular culture, the song’s original artist, and the original music videos themselves, scenefor-scene in some cases. He directed later videos himself and went on to direct for other artists including Ben Folds, Hanson, The Black Crowes, and The Presidents of the United States of America. In addition to recording his albums, Yankovic wrote and starred in the film UHF and The Weird Al Show. He has also made guest appearances on many television shows, in addition to starring in Al TV specials on MTV.. tickets. weirdal.com/. Mystery Entertainment Crawl: 24-Aug, 7:00 PM, Downtown Faribault, Minnesota, 200 block Central Avenue, Faribault, $20 . You will see a 30 minute entertainment act and then you will move to the next location. The entertainers stay at their locations and the crowd rotates around them. Who and what will you see? You don’t know - it’s a mystery! You may hear a band, see a one act play, or laugh at a comedian. You won’t know what the entertainment is until you show up! Tickets: 1 for $20, 2 for $30, 6 for $75.. members. faribaultmn.org. Comedian Mike Toomey: 31-Aug, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $17-$22. Mike Toomey takes you on a journey back into the 60s and 70s TV Land. Mike relates how his childhood television watching has shaped his adult life, while sharing his unique observations about his favorite programs and their characters. This multi-media presentation features over 300 slides and sound bytes plus Toomey’s dead-on impersonations of your favorite TV celebrities. TV & Me is a must see for all members of the TV generation. (Image courtesy of talentbookingusa.com.). www.paradisecenterforthearts.org/calendar/. Lisa Lampanelli: 31-Aug, 8:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd,

Prior Lake, $30+. Lisa Lampanelli is known as Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean. This equal opportunity offender is a regular on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ and Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite radio shows, and she has appeared on ‘Late Show with David Letterman,’ ‘Chelsea Lately,’ ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ ‘The Dr. Oz Show’ and ‘Good Morning America.’ She was also a member of the cast of NBC’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ Season 5. Prices may vary by venue.. www.insultcomic. com/?page_id=7.

Concerts

The Color Morale: 19-Jul, 5:15 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, $12-$20. The Color Morale is an American metalcore band from Rockford, Illinois. The group is currently signed to Rise Records. The band has released two albums to date, We All Have Demons and My Devil In Your Eyes. Their third album titled ‘Know Hope’ will be released in early 2013. The Color Morale’s sound is influenced by a variety of posthardcore and metal bands such as Glassjaw, Beloved, Silverstein, Misery Signals and Poison the Well.. www. facebook.com/thecolormorale/app_123966167614127. Acoustic Music: 19-Jul, 6:00 PM, Hogan Brothers Acoustic Cafe, 415 Division St., Northfield, Free. Hogan Brothers’ Acoustic Cafe specializes in hot hoagie sandwiches, featuring honey-cracked wheat bread, baked from scratch daily with a signature special sauce. There are soup and sandwich specials and coffee and espresso from Anodyne Roasters in Milwaukee, Wis., and beers from Summit and Odell breweries. On a hot day, cool down with one of 12 ice cream flavors or an Abita Brewery root beer, homemade cookies and muffins daily. The cafe offers featured live performances by local acoustic musicians Friday and Saturday evenings.. www. hoganbros.com. “Green Jelly Jazz and Classical Piano Concert: 19-Jul, 6:30 PM, Morgan Creek Vineyards, 23707 478th Ave., New Ulm, . ‘Winedown for the Weekend’, jazz and classical pianist, Ben Marti performs at Morgan Creek Vineyards. Ben received a PLRAC/McKnight Emerging

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PM, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second Street SW, Rochester, $14 . Dave Landau is a true comedic juggernaut. Finding himself much in-demand among audiences and club owners due to his deadpan demeanor and those jokes - my God, those jokes - that fluidly fly forth with breakneck pacing and perfect timing. Dave, it can be said with all due respect, is a throwback to another era of comedy. The entertaining everyman. Innocent enough at first blush; as he states his case, you begin to see where you and he have quite a bit in common. A wife, a house. An odd sense of calm in an increasingly crazy world. You’re on a tour of the familiar and prosaic, with

Dave Landau as the bus driv. www.gooniescomedy.com/ shows.shtml. “Urinetown Dave Landau: 19-Jul, 10:00 PM, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second Street SW, Rochester, $14 . Dave Landau is a true comedic juggernaut. Finding himself much in-demand among audiences and club owners due to his deadpan demeanor and those jokes - my God, those jokes - that fluidly fly forth with breakneck pacing and perfect timing. Dave, it can be said with all due respect, is a throwback to another era of comedy. The entertaining everyman. Innocent enough at first blush; as he states his case, you begin to see where you and he have quite a bit in common. A wife, a house. An odd sense of calm in an increasingly crazy world. You’re on a tour of the familiar and prosaic, with Dave Landau as the bus driv. www.gooniescomedy.com/ shows.shtml. “Sean Kent Tim Pulnik: 26-Jul, 10:00 PM, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second Street SW, Rochester, $14 . Tim has been entertaining audiences in comedy clubs, theaters and corporate events throughout the United States and Canada for years. Bringing a unique mix of high energy, quick wit, and quirky antics when he hits the stage. Most recently, Tim has appeared on the tv shows The Glades on A&E, Burn Notice, ABC’s Charlie’s Angels He is also the voice of the Offensive Coordinator in the popular football video game MADDEN NFL.. www.gooniescomedy. com/shows.shtml. “Dwight York Weird Al Yankovic: 3-Aug, 8:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd, Prior Lake, $45 and up. Alfred Matthew ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums (as of 2007), recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold

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Rock Fist / Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille / Owatonna / 7.20

Bonnie & The Clydes / The Contended Cow / Northfield / 7.20 Artist grant in 2012 from Prairie Lakes Regional Arts Council. Call (507) 947-3547 for more information.. www. morgancreekvineyards.com/ winedown-weekend-0. “High Strung in Concert Marching Band Concert: 19-Jul, 7:00 PM, MInnesota State University-Taylor Center, Bresnan Arena, 1651 Warren St., Mankato, Free. Mankato Area 77 Lancers Marching Band 2013 Final Concert.. www.77lancers.com. Live Music: 19-Jul, 7:00 PM, Whitewater Wines, Fischer Hill Drive, Plainview, Free. Outdoors weather permitting! Arrive early or plan to bring your own lawn chair. Purchase wine by the glass or bottle. Limited food selection/ can bring your own food. www.whitewaterwines.com. “Red Dot Garage Pho band: 19-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Mid Summer Festival with Cow Stock and live music by Pho. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Hemlock: 19-Jul, 8:00 PM, Wicked Moose Bar & Grill, 1201 Eastgate Dr. SE, Rochester, . Hemlock is a good heavy brutal onslaught of metal, with an arsenal of catchy lyrics, creative breakdowns and melodic hooks. The live shows are fun, rowdy, and energetic. Hemlock gets the crowd involved and puts on the show of a lifetime, every time. Hemlock is the hardest working up and coming metal band in the entire US,and they will continue to do it all for the love of the music and the

fans.. www.wickedmoosebarandgrill.com/. Hip Hop Mash-Up: 19-Jul, 8:00 PM, Spike’s, 1525 Division St. W, Fairbault, Free. Featuring: Various artists including - J-Wahl, Mister 507, MCMG, and more! DJ Music starts at 8:00 and show starts at 9:30. Image courtesy of www.merchantcircle.com. www.spikesrocks.com/eventcalendar/. Nick Hensley: 19-Jul, 8:00 PM, Canadian Honker, 1203 2nd Street SW, Rochester, Free. Nick Hensley is the former lead singer and co writer of The District, a regional act from the upper Midwest, co-based out of St. Paul, MN and Chicago, IL. He created Love Songs For Angry Men shortly after The District called it quits in 2003. Hensley’s alias, stage name and alter ego, Love Songs For Angry Men, was born simply as just a way to get people curious, talking and through the doors. Now, seven years later, it’s is the title of Hensley’s first solo effort and still used as a general band name. (Details and image courtesy of http://www.reverbnation. com/lovesongsforangrymen). www.newbridgetheatrecompany.com/Season.html. 507-282-6572 Live Music: Pho: 19-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Check out the live entertainment in downtown Northfield.. www.contentedcow.com. 1.507.663.1351 Scottie Miller Band Performance: 19-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Grand Kabaret, 210 N. Minnesota St., New Ulm, Free. The Grand Center for Arts

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Entertainment, Torge’s Live is Austin’s night life! Catch all the televised sports action from any of our 20 HDTV’s in the house while enjoying Southern Minnesota’s finest entertainment.. www. torgeslive.com. Drama Queen: 19-Jul, 9:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685 Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, Free. Minnesota’s best Dance, Top40 & Rock music, sure to keep the dance floor jammin’. It’s a non-stop, high-energy party when Drama Queen hits the stage.. www.babesmusicbar. com/Home.asp. Them Pesky Kids: 19-Jul, 9:30 PM, Main Street Bar and Grill, 814 Main Street, Hopkins, $5 . THEM PESKY KIDS brings you feel good arena rock in any setting from clubs to festivals. The ‘KIDS’ bring years of rocking from the leading regional bands ‘Touched’ and ‘Warp Drive’ to the international touring act ‘Blackfoot’. Everything here is huge from vocals, guitars, bass and monster drums to high end stage production. A good time coming from ‘THEM PESKY KIDS’ will keep your motor running all day!. www.mainstreetbar.com/ events_list.php. Andra and Andrew Suchy: 20-Jul, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a familyowned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Show Choir Camp Final Per-

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he studied with such greats as Mulgrew Miller, James Williams, Armen Donelian, Steve LaSpina, Kevin Norton, Bill Mobley, and many others. Upon graduating, he relocated to Minneapolis, Minnesota, where he plays in a variety of groups of several different genres. (Courtesy of http:// wesruelle.com/Wes_Ruelle/ About.html) Image courtesy of badmedicineproductions. blogspot.com. restaurant. canadianhonker.com/livemusic/. 507-282-6572 Bonnie & The Clydes: 20-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Live Music: Bonnie & The Clydes: 20-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Check out the live music in downtown Northfield.. www.contentedcow.com. 1.507.663.1351 Jack Klatt and the Cat Swingers Perform: 20-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Grand Kabaret, 210 N. Minnesota St., New Ulm, Free. The Grand Center for Arts & Culture of New Ulm Arts Entertainment Series presents Jack Klatt and the Cat Swingers performing blues, folk, and country music.. www. thegrandnewulm.com. Merrill Osmond Benefit Concert: 20-Jul, 8:30 PM, Faribault County Fairgrounds Grandstand, Hwy 169, Blue Earth, $15 . Lead singer Merrill Osmond of the famous 1970s Osmond Brothers will

be doing a special concert in memory of Winnebago’s Darlene Thompson to benefit the Minnesota Chapter for Scleroderma located in Minneapolis. Concert will include opening act Tom Paschke (Minnesota Yodeler) and Kerry Summers (USO Touring Ventriloquist and Variety Act). Osmond will highlight fifty-four years in show business and perform for the first time his tribute of Elvis Presley music. All proceeds to help victims of Scleroderma. A great night of entertainment. Outdoor arena and overflow is lawn chair seating, so please come prepared. Photo ID required.. bycaramarie.com. Optimum Trajectory: 20-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY5VUBwqSp. 1.507.663.1351 RockFist: 20-Jul, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille, 1701 4th Street Northwest, Austin, . Entertaining Minnesota and Wisconsin’s popular venues since 2005, ROCKFIST! covers a perfect mix of your Favorite Party Rock songs!! ROCKFIST! features superb harmonies, enjoyable song selections, and a polished show. We’re everything you would expect from a professional cover band!. www.torgeslive.com/. Third Gear: 20-Jul, 9:00 PM, Shenanigan’s, 14605 South Robert Trail, Rosemount, . Extreme Party Music from

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July 27th, Upstairs Rueb, Northfield This is the story of a kid who graduated from St. Olaf college, went to japan to teach English after he graduated, came back to Minnesota, formed a comedy improv group, eventually studied with improv heavyweights like the Groundlings and Second City, moved to LA, made a bunch of commercials, and then released his debut album, which has nothing to do with improv comedy. Or maybe it does. You be the judge. On July 27th, Braaten makes his triumphant return to Northfield with a show at the very underrated Upstairs Rueb. No cover charge. Just come hear Matt play in a great room. – – Rich Larson, editor@southernminnscene.com

Northern Wisconsin, Third Gear has grown to be an established crowd favorite. They have performed Extreme Party Music at countless music clubs, festivals, and private parties around the Upper-Midwest, including Northwoods Rock Rally in 2011 & 2012 and Milwaukee Summerfest in 2011 & 2012. In addition to their relentless ‘In your face’ delivery of popular party hits, THIRD GEAR also shows their talented original ambitions with their new singles ‘It’s Just Love’ and ‘Calling All Decembers’.. www.thirdgearparty.com/. Nick Fox: 20-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Busted Nut, 118 2nd Street East, Hastings, . Nick Fox is a solo performer from the south metro. He has been playing at bars and restaurants since 2008. He plays a mix of classic rock, pop and alternative covers as well as original music.. thebustednut. com/Calendar.html. Rock It Science: 20-Jul, 9:30 PM, Main Street Bar and Grill, 814 Main Street, Hopkins, $6 . One of Mainsteets favorites. This band really knows how to throw a party!! This band of veteran musicians and performers takes you on a 3 hour tour of the best music and show from the 80s. Fronted by two phenomenal female lead vocalists, the group covers rock and pop hits from the era. Complete with costuming, full staging and production, Rock It Science provides The Ultimate 80s Music Experience! Madonna, Styx, Journey, Cyndi Lauper, Heart, Aldo Nova, AC/DC, Michael Jackson, Poison.... are just a few of the artists covered to perfection.. www.mainstreetbar.com/events_list.php. Utter Chaos: 20-Jul, 9:30 PM, Arizona’s, 1244 Canterbury Road South, Shakopee, Free. Enjoy live music at Arizona’s featuring Utter Chaos! Image courtesy of https:// myspace.com/utterchaoslive. canterburyinnshakopee.com/ arizonas-calendar/. Montgomery Gentry: 20-Jul, 9:45 PM, Lakefront Park, 1500 Kop Parkway, Prior Lake, $44 and up. Montgomery Gentry is back and kickin’ ass. With a new album, a new label and a renewed sense of musical purpose, Eddie Montgomery and Troy Gentry are poised to stake their claim as one of country music’s all-time greatest duos. When the two Kentucky boys Eddie, is from Lancaster and Troy is from Lexington first busted onto the national scene in 1999 with the defiant ‘Hillbilly Shoes’ notice was served country music had never seen a hard driving duo like this. The duo’s new collection, the aptly titled Rebels On The Run, brings Montgomery Gentry fans back to the beginning, but with a fresh attitude. Produced by Michael Knox, who has helped build Jason Aldean to superstar status, Eddie and Troy’s latest effort will likely be remembered as their best album thus far in

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their decade-plus history.. montgomerygentry.com/ index.php/tourdates. 952-4479820 Vans Warped Tour: 21-Jul, 11:00 AM, Canterbury Park, 1100 Canterbury Road, Shakopee, $32.50+. Check out our website for the complete lineup of bands! The Warped Tour is a touring music and extreme sports festival. The tour is held in venues such as parking lots or fields upon which the stages and other structures are erected. The skateboard shoe manufacturer Vans, among others, has sponsored the tour every year since 1995, and it is often referred to as the Vans Warped Tour. The tour started out as a showcase for punk rock music, but its more recent line-ups have featured a diversity of genres. Bands include: 3OH!3, Anarbor, Architects, Beebs and Her Money Makers, Billy the Kid, blessthefall, Chiodos, Craig Owens, Echosmith, Emily’s Army, For the Foxes, Forever the Sickest Kid, Gin Wigmore, GOLDHOUSE, Hands Like Houses, I See Stars, Itch, letlive., Mac Lethal, Man Overboard, Memphis May Fire, Motion City Soundtrack, Never Shout Never, Outasight, Pacific Dub, Real Friends, Run DMT, Set It Off, Shy Kidx, Sleeping with Sirens, Stick to Your Guns, The Amity Affliction, The Ataris, The Black Dahla Murder, Tonight Alive, We Came As Romans, Wililam Beckett, Young London, and so many more! Copy and paste the following link into your browser to see the full lineup: http://www. vanswarpedtour.com/event/ view/id/281/#.UbsmL_ZgYzt.. www.vanswarpedtour.com/ dates. Reel Big Fish: 21-Jul, 12:00 PM, Canterbury Park, 1100 Canterbury Road, Shakopee, $20-$40. Reel Big Fish is an American ska punk band from Huntington Beach, California, best known for the 1997 hit ‘Sell Out’. The band gained mainstream recognition in the mid-to-late 1990s, during the third wave of ska with the release of the gold certified album Turn the Radio Off. Soon after, the band lost mainstream recognition but gained an underground following. The band was no longer signed to a major record label in 2006 and is currently independent. After many line-up changes throughout the years, front man Aaron Barrett remains the only founding member in the band.. www.reel-big-fish. com/tour-dates/. Andrew Walesch: 21-Jul, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery. com/. Mouldy Figs: 21-Jul, 4:00 PM, Main Street Bar and Grill,

814 Main Street, Hopkins, $3 . Enjoy some great tunes with your favorite Dixieland Jazz musicians in the area!!They have a lot of fun and they’re guaranteed to keep you smiling.. www.mainstreetbar.com/ events_list.php. Thao & The Get Down Stay Down: 21-Jul, 7:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Drive, Rochester, Free. Based in San Francisco after growing up in Falls Church, VA, Thao Nguyen first picked up a guitar at age 12. She has worked with a long list of acclaimed artists including Andrew Bird, Mirah, Laura Veirs and producer Tucker Martine (The Decemberists, Sufjan Stevens) and has recorded a pair of critically acclaimed records for Kill Rock Stars, 2008’s We Brave Bee Stings and All and the aforementioned 2009 release Know Better Learn Faster with her backing band the Get Down Stay Down. Since her last album Thao has worked with the artist advocacy nonprofit Air Traffic Control (http://atctower.net/) and has volunteered extensively with the California Coalition for Women Prisoners. This year, in addition to recording her forthcoming album, Thao has toured the US with the nationally syndicated NPR

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program ‘Radiolab.’. www. mayociviccenter.com/upcoming_events/eventdetails. aspx?eventid=18641& display=1. Mavis Staples: 21-Jul, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $25-$150. Born in 1939 in Chicago, Mavis Staples achieved wide recognition as lead singer for the Staple Singers. She first recorded solo for Stax subsidiary Volt in 1969.Staples has a rich contralto voice that has neither the range of Aretha Franklin nor the power of Patti LaBelle. Her otherworldly power comes instead from a masterful command of phrasing and a deep-seated sensuality expressed through timbre manipulation.. mavisstaples.com/tour.php. (952) 431-9213 Shaun Mitzel: 21-Jul, 9:30 PM, Arizona’s, 1244 Canterbury Road South, Shakopee, Free. Come to Arizona’s and enjoy live music featuring Shaun Mitzel! Image courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/ mitzelnation Video provided by https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=4znOcvVO5a0&f eature=player_detailpage. canterburyinnshakopee.com/ arizonas-calendar/. “Acoustic Jam Jason Swensen: 22-Jul, 6:30 PM, Floyd’s, 1758 Arboretum Boulevard, Victoria, . Jason is a Minnesota singer and songwriter performing over 50 dates a year as a solo artist and band member. He has opened shows for Johnny Lang, Gear Daddies, Tim Mahoney, and GB Leighton, and his original songs have been played on radio and television stations throughout the Midwest. Video Courtesy of http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=Noexb7bYU04 and https://www.facebook.com/ events/170512129709345/. www.floydsbar.com/Calendar_Next_Month.html. “OneRepublic in Concert Chris Isaak in Concert: 22-Jul, 7:00 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, . In

the course of Chris Isaak’s career, he has released nine extraordinary albums, twelve singles, been nominated for two Grammy awards, acted in several motion pictures and starred in his own critically acclaimed TV series. His legendary shows with his longtime band Silvertone have entertained tens of thousands of people for over two decades. Even his hair has its own fan club. And yet, this highly praised herald platinum-selling artist has never released a greatest hits album. Hard to believe, no? Well, unlike some artists who roll out a greatest hits package after, say, their second album, Isaak waited until he actually had enough hits to legitimately describe the collection as such.. www. chrisisaak.com/events. (952) 431-9213 Concert in German Park: 22-Jul, 7:00 PM, German Park, 200 N. German St., New Ulm, . Concert in German Park, 7 - 8:30 p.m. in German Park New Ulm. In case of inclement weather, concerts will be held at the Community Center (600 N German) or the Civic Cent (1212 N. Franklin St.) Please listen to KNUJ . 507-359-8347 www.newulm. com/. www.newulm.com/. “The Cactus Blossoms Northern Roots Session: 22Jul, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Acoustic Jam: 23-Jul, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Merle Haggard: 24-Jul, 7:00 PM, Vetter Stone Ampitheater, 310 West Rock Street,

Mankato, $12+. The word legend usually makes an appearance at some point when discussing Merle Haggard. It s an acknowledgment of his artistry and his standing as the poet of the common man. It s a tribute to his incredible commercial success and to the lasting mark he has made, not just on country music, but on American music as a whole. It s apt in every way but one.. merlehaggard.com/ tour-dates/. New Ulm Municipal Band Concert: 24-Jul, 7:00 PM, German Park, 200 N. German St., New Ulm, . New Ulm Municipal Band Concert 7 8 p.m. at German Park in New Ulm.. www.newulm.com/. Organ Recital-Wayne Wagner: 25-Jul, 12:15 PM, Chapel of the Christ, Martin Luther College, 1995 Luther Court, New Ulm, Free. Organ recitals on a 57-rank Schantz pipe organ, July 11-Ronald Shilling; July 18-Judith Hresnicka; and July 25-Wayne Wagner.. www. mlc-wels.edu/. Hip Hop to Your Mind Music & Art Show: 25-Jul, 6:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Art Show starts at 6pm. Music starts at 6;30 with J.O.T.S. (Johnny on the Spot); 7:30 HB Productions; 8:30 Chris Mann; 10pm Duenday. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.UdhaqG2z6Sq. 1.507.663.1351 11@7 Concert Series: 25-Jul, 7:00 PM, Central Park, , Owatonna, Free. SCHEDULE Concerts are 7-Bpm, except where noted June 6 - Owatonna Community Band June 13 Mark Cameron Band (Blues & Rock) June 20 - Lights of Litomysl at 6 p.m.; Boiling Point at 7 p.m. (Contemporary Christian) June 27 - Owatonna Community Band July 11 Owatonna Community Band July 18 - Chance Meetings (Folk & Blue Grass) July

25 - Owatonna Community Band Aug. 1 - Buffalo Bill Cowboy Band (Vintage Band) Aug. 8 - Mischief & Mayhem (Variety of Classic Rock, Pop, R&B, Country) Image provided by askinyourface. com. ci.owatonna.mn.us/city/ owatonna-calendar. “Robb Henry The Fridley City Band Performs: 25-Jul, 7:00 PM, Central Park, Second Ave. NW, Faribault, Free. Part of the Summer 2013 Concerts in the Park series - every Thursday at 7:00 pm through Aug. 15.. www.faribault.org/parks. Lastwatch: 25-Jul, 8:00 PM, Wicked Moose Bar & Grill, 1201 Eastgate Dr. SE, Rochester, . LASTWATCH formed only months before catching the attention of award winning producer Travis Wyrick (10 Years, Pillar, POD, Disciple). Together they forged a signature sound that blends heavy guitars with synthetic and orchestral landscapes, resulting in the release of their debut album ‘Leave A Light On’ in January of 2013. Their driving, mainstream sound has earned comparisons to Evanescence, Red, Flyleaf, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, and Fireflight. Showcasing the band’s use of crushing synths and catchy hooks, the album’s first single ‘The Countdown’ quickly became the most requested song on Fuel Radio and Christianrock. net internet radio, receiving airplay on several terrestrial stations as well. Other songs destined for radio play include the ultra catchy ‘Leave A Light On’ and the orchestral anthem ‘Guiding My Way’, along with heavy rockers ‘Not Yours Anymore’ and ‘Long For You’, while the intensely personal ‘Somehow’ offers listeners a chance to hear a softer side of the group. Details and image courtesy of http://www.reverbnation. com/lastwatchrock. www.

wickedmoosebarandgrill.com/ events/upcoming-events/ upcoming-events.html. Good For Gary Accoustic: 25-Jul, 9:00 PM, McKracken’s Pub, 3120 West Highway 13, Burnsville, Free. Four piece acoustic version of the Fun Top 40 Dance Hits with a more casual vibe Usher, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Jay Z, LMFAO No Cover, Every Thursday!. mckrackenspub. com/events/. Kenny D and The Taildraggers: 25-Jul, 9:30 PM, Arizona’s, 1244 Canterbury Road South, Shakopee, Free. Kenny D and the Taildraggers is a rock/blues band from Minneapolis. Image and information courtesy of http:// www.reverbnation.com/kennydandthetaildraggers Video provided by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2moqAVZ eZqo&feature=player_detailpage. canterburyinnshakopee. com/arizonas-calendar/. Karaoke: 25-Jul, 10:00 PM, Hoppers Bar & Grill, 119 Olive Street, Waconia, . Join us at Hoppers Bar, whether you think that you can sing or your friends tell you your great, we want to hear what you’ve got!. www.hoppersbar. com/entertainment/monthlyentertainment-calendar/. “Exodus Duke Zecco: 26-Jul, 6:30 PM, Chankaska Creek Ranch And Winery, 1179 E. Pearl Street, Kasota, . Duke plays 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s hits on his guitar!. www.chankaskawines. com/events/live_entertainment. 507-931-0089 Dave Koz: 26-Jul, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $35-$80. Eight-time GRAMMY nominee and saxophonist extraordinaire Dave Koz typically spends every summer on the road, bringing a stellar group of musician friends along with him. This summer he’s assembled an all-star line-up

of saxophonists: Mindi Abair, Gerald Albright and Richard Elliot will be the special guests on the Dave Koz and Friends Summer Horns Tour 2013, a celebration of the instrument that has fueled some of the world’s best-loved songs. The run will kick off at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater on Friday, June 7 at 8 pm. Tickets go on sale this Saturday, March 25 at noon. Stops on the tour include a show at The Hollywood Bowl in Dave’s hometown of Los Angeles on August 18. See below for initial itinerary; additional dates will be announced shortly. The saxophonists, who are touring together as a foursome for the first time, will be previewing songs from their upcoming album, entitled Summer Horns. The collection is a tribute to the great horn section bands in modern music (Earth Wind & Fire, Chicago, Tower Of Power, Blood, Sweat & Tears, James Brown, Sly & The Family Stone) and full of imaginative retakes on true horn-era classics. They will also be playing the biggest hits from their individual catalogues, with support from Dave’s band.. davekoz.com/ tour/. (952) 431-9213 Hairball: 26-Jul, 7:30 PM, Faribault County Fairgrounds, 235 Midway Rd, Blue Earth, $10-$30. Hairball is the world’s ultimate ‘80 s Rock’ impersonation act, recreating the good-time party atmosphere of the decadent decade with unmatched authenticity. Hairball’s unique dual frontman assault, featuring veteran vocalists Bobby Jensen and Kris Voxx, sets them apart from all other ‘80’s’ tributes. They cop the personas of the era’s legendary frontmen while rapidly changing elaborate costumes, then complete their transformations with dead-on visual and vocal performances. They alternate their stage time, bringing new characters to the

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From 19 the ‘80’s’ biggest and most colorful rock ‘n roll superheroes! You’re not going to find Guns ‘n Roses, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Ozzy, AC/DC, Journey, Poison and more on the same bill anywhere else!. hairballonline.com/shows.html. 507-526-5802 Joel Ward and Jake Ilika: 26-Jul, 7:30 PM, Canadian Honker, 1203 2nd Street SW, Rochester, Free. Joel Ward and Jake Ilika have been writing and performing music together since 2004 when forming the Northwoods Band. Recently they have been playing as an acoustic duo all over the tri-state region. With a soulful blend of harmonies and soaring guitar rifts, along with a wide variety of covers and originals, this is a duo that is sure to please. (Courtesy of http://midwestmusicfest2011.sched.org/eve nt/09311a9da2a4b5e5fb1750 2a319dbc29#.Uc-xKG2LKdl) Image courtesy of www. myspace.com. restaurant. canadianhonker.com/livemusic/. 507-282-6572 Shawn, Steve & Russ Trio: 26-Jul, 8:00 PM, Jimmy’s Pub, St. James Hotel, 405 Main St., Red Wing, Free. Live music. www.st-james-hotel. com/stjames/jimmys.html. Mason Jennings in Concert: 26-Jul, 8:00 PM, Zumbrota State Theatre, 88 E 4th St., Zumbrota, $25-$28. Pop-folk with intimate lyrics and a distinctive voice! Mason Jennings tackles the exponentially growing responsibilities of adulthood in his latest release,

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www.thegrandnewulm.com. Martin Devaney & Jake Hyer: 26-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Dubbed ‘the Mayor of St. Paul’ by friends and compatriots in the Twin Cities music scene, Martin Devaney is an accomplished singer-songwriter with five albums to his credit, each garnering more praise and attention from press and fans. Martin has been described as ‘a charming, bushy haired, sweet voiced tunesmith’ by No Depression. He has quickly become known for his poetic, yet unpretentious songs and inspired live performances. www.martindevaney.com. Devaney makes his Tavern Lounge debut, accompanied by long-time collaborator Jake Hyer on vocals, violin and mandolin. Harmonies with Hyer provide the bread and butter to Devaney’s artful, sincere songs. In addition to his own band, Devaney heads the local rock band Crossing Guards. In the past decade, Martin Devaney has shared the state with and impressive list of national acts, including Andrew Bird, Mason Jennings, The Jayhawks, Semisonic, Soul Asylum, Billy Bragg, Evan Dando, Damien Jurado, Rhett Miller, Mike Doughty, Mary Lou Lord, The Roots, Southern Culture on the Skids, and Richard Buckner.. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Concentual: 26-Jul, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille, 1701 4th Street Northwest, Austin, . Concentual is a four piece pop/rock band, hailing from Minneapolis, MN. The curious spelling of their

5d4a9109dda4b62fc. “Rapper Hooks All Black Jesus Album Release Party Diver Dress Concert: 26-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Check out the live entertainment.. www.contentedcow.com. 1.507.663.1351 Jaded Evolution: 26-Jul, 9:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685 Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, Free. Jaded the Evolution is Calling. Rock Pop and Modern Country music to help you escape and have a great time.. www. babesmusicbar.com/Home. asp. Stealin’ The Covers: 26-Jul, 9:30 PM, Main Street Bar and Grill, 814 Main Street, Hopkins, $5 . The Divas have teamed up with a bunch crazy guys who love the music as much as they do! Stealin’ the Covers is a six-member group that focuses on high-energy sets and takes pride in their musicianship. This group really enjoys playing and the audience can feel it. Having fun is always the bottom line with this band. Their musical expertise, their rockin’ rhythm section, tight harmonies and their on stage antics makes Stealin’ the Covers one of the best rockin’ dance bands around!. www.mainstreetbar. com/events_list.php. Blurred Vision: 26-Jul, 9:30 PM, Arizona’s, 1244 Canterbury Road South, Shakopee, Free. High energy Country Rock with a little variety to boot. Get out and check out a show. Information and image courtesy of https:// www.facebook.com/pages/

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root beer floats, iced coffee, popcorn, hot dogs, coffee, and Kolackys.. www.artsandheritagecenter.org/. Blues on Belgrade: 27-Jul, 12:00 PM, Belgrade Ave., 200-300 Belgrade Ave., Mankato, Free. Blues on Belgrade 12 p.m.- 11 p.m., 200-300 Blocks of Belgrade Ave, Beautiful Lower North Mankato. Bring folding lawn chairs, bleacher seating is limited. A free will offering will be gratefully accepted. This is a FREE community event brought to you by Business on Belgrade Association and The City of North Mankato. There will be craft and food vendors along with The Children’s Museum of Southern Minnesota, and Jack McGowan’s children’s activities. The music starts at high noon with the big band sound of swing music by the Echoes of St.Peter,1:30 p.m. Don Scott & Curtis Blake, 3:30 p.m. Barefoot Wino’s, 5:30 p.m. MN. Barking Ducks, 7:30 p.m. Funktion Junction, 9:30 p.m. Smokin’ Joe Kubek & Bnois King. http://bluesonbelgrade. com/Home.php. bluesonbelgrade.com/Home.php. Brooke Ellis: 27-Jul, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning

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1.507.663.1351 Cactus Willie, Boxcar Bob & The Drifter: 27-Jul, 7:30 PM, Lakeville Area Arts Center, 20965 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, $15 . This talented group of musicians performs a combination of country, folk, bluegrass, and light rock. The band has performed in Branson, Missouri and has entertained thousands of fans from Minnesota to Texas. Their style has been likened to the Kingston Trio and acoustic folk groups of the ‘50s and ‘60s.. test.lakevillemn.gov/ index.php?option=com_ jevents&task=icalrepeat. detail&evid=4234&Itemid=1364&year=2013&month=07&d ay=27&title=cactus-willie-boxcar-bob-the-drifter&uid=7b11 ba39ad1df0bd5056047bf. Dianna Parks and Kevin Kleist: 27-Jul, 7:30 PM, Canadian Honker, 1203 2nd Street SW, Rochester, Free. Fabulous vocal duo! Acoustic, Classic rock, Pop. (Courtesy of http://reverb.mn/ events/2013/03/16/854_diana_parks_kevin_kleist) Image courtesy of https://www. facebook.com/12strings/info. restaurant.canadianhonker. com/live-music/. 507-2826572 Ken Griebel & Ken Kamholz Concert: 27-Jul, 8:00 PM, The Grand Kabaret, 210 N. Min-

nesota St., New Ulm, Free. The Grand Center for Arts & Culture of New Ulm Arts Entertainment Series presents Ken Griebel and Ken Kamholz performing music by Frank Sinatra, Simon & Garfunkel, Neil Diamond, and more.. www.thegrandnewulm.com. Why Not?: 27-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Why Not? Is a three-piece band that covers hits from the 50s to today, guaranteed to get everyone in the audience tapping their toes. With their tenacious ability to string songs together, they’re often referred to as a ‘human jukebox.’ Why Not brings great vocals and instrumentation and a whole lot of fun to every performance.. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Greg Michaels Band: 27-Jul, 9:00 PM, Wicked Moose Bar & Grill, 1201 Eastgate Dr. SE, Rochester, . From Merle Haggard and the old school classics, to TODAY’s MODERN COUNTRY RADIO HITS covers!, to a little classic rock... This 5-piece team of talented musicians brings a stage energy, audience engaged, professional country music show, playing some of the hottest country music clubs, county fairs, fests, and town celebrations in Minnesota and

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From 21 non Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Legends in Concert: 28-Jul, 5:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd, Prior Lake, $21-$29. The World’s Greatest Live Tribute Show - Featuring tributes to The Blues Brothers, Stevie Wonder, Tina Turner and Dolly Parton accompanied by a live band.. www.mysticlake.com/ legendsinconcert2013. Rochester Concert Band & Choir: 28-Jul, 7:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Drive, Rochester, Free. Rochester’s own 55-piece symphonic wind ensemble and 50-voice concert choir under the direction of Chuck Blattner will perform Elmer Bernstein’s ‘The Magnificent Seven’, Jule Stein’s ‘Gypsy’, George Weiss & Bob Thiele’s ‘It’s A Wonderful World ‘, and ‘A Glen Miller Tribute’ arranged by John Cacavas, and more.. www.mayociviccenter. com/upcoming_events/eventdetails.aspx?eventid=18642&

display=1. John McCutcheon in Concert: 28-Jul, 8:00 PM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, . John McCutcheon has emerged as one of our most respected and loved folksingers. As an instrumentalist, he is a master of a dozen different traditional instruments, most notably the rare and beautiful hammer dulcimer. His songwriting has been hailed by critics and singers around the globe. His twenty-four recordings have garnered every imaginable honor, including five Grammy nominations. He has produced over twenty albums of other artists, from traditional fiddlers to contemporary singersongwriters to educational and documentary works. His books and instructional materials have introduced budding players to the joys of their own musicality. And his commitment to grassroots political organizations has put him on the front lines of many of the issues important to communities and workers.. www.folkmusic.com/shows/ upcoming. (507) 732-7616 JNH Band-Live Music: 28-Jul, 8:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grill, 1701 NW 4th Street, Austin, Free. Music by JNH Band as part of Wednes-

day Night Originals. For the best in total Entertainment, Torge’s Live is Austin’s night life! Catch all the televised sports action from any of our 20 HDTV’s in the house while enjoying Southern Minnesota’s finest entertainment.. www.torgeslive.com. Northern Roots Session: 29Jul, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Acoustic Jam: 30-Jul, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Kellie Pickler: 30-Jul, 8:00 PM, Freeborn County Fairgrounds, 1031 Bridge Ave, Albert Lea, $25 and up. In 2005, singer Kellie Pickler landed a spot in the fifth season of American Idol. Though she finished sixth, the former waitress

and Miss North Carolina contestant charmed American audiences with her Southern twang and blonde ambition, resulting in a contract with BNA Records that yielded her debut album, Small Town Girl, in the fall of 2006 and an eponymous sophomore release in 2008, which yielded Pickler’s first Top Ten hit, ‘Best Days of Your Life,’ a song she co-wrote with Taylor Swift. Her third album, the Frank Liddell-produced 100 Proof, appeared late in 2011. ~ James Christopher Monger, Rovi. www.kelliepickler.com/. 507-373-6965 Vintage Band Concert: 31Jul, 8:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. The Vintage Band in concert.. www.contentedcow.com. 1.507.663.1351”Sawyer Brown Urban Myth: 31-Jul, 9:00 PM, Redstone, 8000 Eden Rd, Eden Prairie, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has

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Tony Williams / Cannon River Winery / Cannon Falls / 8.4 ending up in the right place at the right time. You can’t be arrogant, but you’ve got to at least ask for what you want. I’m one of those people who will ask.’. www.leogunband. com/#tourdatebox. The Sixth Street Trio: 2-Aug, 8:00 PM, Jimmy’s Pub, St. James Hotel, 405 Main St., Red Wing, Free. Live music. www.st-james-hotel.com/ stjames/jimmys.html. Slamabama: 2-Aug, 8:00 PM, Hilltop Bar & Grill, 2508 Us Highway 12, Woodville, . From the first note to the last encore, the energy and intensity of SLAMABAMA will have your undivided attention. On the verge of breaking out, these 4 musicians’ incomparable stage presence can only be described as a uniquely perfect blend of Sugarland and Van Halen. SLAMABAMA’s show consists a female lead with stage energy and vocal range to burn, PLUS an additional male lead vocalist/smokin’ lead guitar player. Add in a 3rd vocalist to round out their unique 2 and 3 part harmonies backed by a dynamic and tight rhythm section, and you’ve got ‘that SLAMABAMA sound’. They have built a reputation of unequaled stamina on-stage as they seamlessly go from one song to the next without wasting time. They always keep the energy and fun moving toward an out of control pace for a intense concert experience for all. Be prepared to join in the fun when you sing along to all of your favorites and be blown away by how much you love the original music from their 2 successful album releases. Often immitated, but never duplicated... a SLAMABAMA show is both an entertaining and interactive music experience seldom seen in live music today.. www. slamabama.com/schedule. cfm?startrow=749. Shawn Phillips Concert: 2-Aug, 8:00 PM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, $21-$24. Critically acclaimed and with a starstudded ‘played with’ list, Shawn Phillips has the goods. Audiences will thrill to his voice and guitar at the State Theatre, next door to Crossings. Phillips has sung with the Beatles, recorded with Traffic members Steve Winwood, Chris Wood, and Jim Capaldi, taught Joni Mitchell 12-string guitar techniques, and was the first to use an Indian sitar in popular music. He’s recorded four albums that made it on Billboard’s Top 100, and four of his singles have reached Billboard’s Top 40. Reviewers have expressed awe at Phillips’ ability to play electric and acoustic six- and 12-string guitars (single- and

double-necked), the sitar, and at his three-octave vocal range. His lyrics and melodies running the gamut from folk to pop, classical to jazz astound.. www.crossingsatcarnegie.com/page0003. ShawnPhillips.html. (507) 732-7616 Kenny Rogers: 2-Aug, 8:30 PM, Freeborn County Fairgrounds, 1031 Bridge Ave, Albert Lea, $50-$75. Kenneth Donald ‘Kenny’ Rogers (born August 21, 1938) is an American singer-songwriter, photographer, record producer, actor, entrepreneurand author. Though he has been most successful with country audiences, he has charted more than 120 hit singles across various music genres and topping the country and pop album charts for more than 200 individual weeks in the United States alone. Two of his albums, The Gambler and Kenny, are featured in the About.com poll of ‘The 200 Most Influential Country Albums Ever’. He was voted the ‘Favorite Singer of AllTime’ in a 1986 joint poll by readers of both USA Today and People. He has received numerous such awards as the AMAs,Grammys, ACMs and CMAs, as well as a lifetime achievement award for a career spanning six decades in 2003.. www.kennyrogers. com/index.htm?id=15753. 507-373-6965 Ben Aaron: 2-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Come listen to some great music and show your support for local talent. Ben Aaron returns to Northfield with his original folk, blues and Americana songs for a night of great live entertainment. Sit back and relax as he plays your favorite popular songs from the past and present, along with selections from his recent CD release, ‘Blue Winter.’ Find him at www. benaaronmusic.com. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Flux: 2-Aug, 9:00 PM, Rochester Art Center, 40 Civic Center Dr. SE, Rochester, . DJ Black Lacquer (Scott Stulen) is a Minneapolis based DJ and artist who spins tracks you didn’t even know you love.... but you do. He specializes in electro-pop, indie rock, 80’s synth and anything by New Order. Image courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/ blacklacquer. www.rochesterartcenter.org/events/events. html. 507-282-8629 Epic Five: 2-Aug, 9:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685 Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, free. Epic Five always delivers a high energy show that will keep you on your feet all night long dancing and singing along to your favorite hit songs.. www.

babesmusicbar.com/Home. asp. Robert Meany: 3-Aug, 5:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery. com/. Chris Cagle: 3-Aug, 8:00 PM, Freeborn County Fairgrounds, 1031 Bridge Ave, Albert Lea, $15 and up. Ask Chris Cagle what’s most important to him and you can bet he’ll answer this way: ‘Family, ranch, music. That’s it.’ This response is seemingly simple for a man whose professional credits include two gold albums, two No. 1 albums and 12 charted songs. From 2000-2008, Cagle released an almost nonstop catalog of hits that resulted in a scorching hot career. Cagle’s musical character and burning ambition never wavered but today, Cagle’s personal perspective has mellowed. 2012’s forthcoming album is, in more ways than one, a new lease on life.. chriscagle.com/tour. 507-373-6965 Weird Al Yankovic: 3-Aug, 8:00 PM, Mystic Lake Casino Hotel, 2400 Mystic Lake Blvd, Prior Lake, $45 and up. Alfred Matthew ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist. Yankovic is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired comedy song in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums (as of 2007), recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold records, and six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic’s first top ten Billboard album (Straight Outta Lynwood) and single (‘White & Nerdy’) were both released in 2006, nearly three decades into his career. Yankovic’s success comes in part from his effective use of music video to further parody popular culture, the song’s original artist, and the original music videos themselves, scene-for-scene in some cases. He directed later videos himself and went on to direct for other artists including Ben Folds, Hanson, The Black Crowes, and The Presidents of the United States of America. In addition to recording his albums, Yankovic wrote and starred in the film UHF and The Weird Al Show. He has also made guest appearances on many television shows, in addition to starring in Al TV specials on MTV.. tickets.weirdal.com/. Revengeance: 3-Aug, 8:00 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, $7 . Revengeance is a fivepiece metal/rock group from Dallas, TX with members ranging from 19-24 years old. They strive to put on a stage show that sets them

End of December / The Garage / Burnsville / 8.9 apart from their peers with an attitude and appearance that is uncompromising and ferocious. Information and image courtesy of http://www. reverbnation.com/revengeancemetal Video courtesy of. www.thegarage.net/. Sasha Mercedes: 3-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Sasha Mercedes is a feisty folk-rocker that draws you in with her compelling and powerful vocal stylings. Lyrical, genre-bending, thought-provoking, inspiring, catchy, easy to relate to, easy to listen to... oh yeah, and she ROCKS! Her new album, ‘Lucky,’ is wowing audiences and critics alike and has been featured on KYMN Radio’s ‘All-Wheel Drive.’ Find her at www.sashamercedes. com.. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Vintage Band Festival: 4-Aug, 12:00 AM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come and listen to bands from across the state play classics. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Tony Williams: 4-Aug, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery. com/. My Ticket Home: 4-Aug, 5:00 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, $10-$12. Formed late August of 2008, My Ticket Home has become a strong staple in the Columbus music scene. Their first release of ‘Above The Great City’ in 2009 fueled their rise to being the top unsigned band in central Ohio. Information courtesy of http://www.last. fm/music/My+Ticket+Home Image courtesy of http:// www.reverbnation.com/ show/10920857 Video found at https://www.youtube. com/watch?feature=player_ detailpage&v=xIgjIPdqjGo. www.thegarage.net/. I Am King in Concert: 4-Aug, 5:00 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, $10+. I Am King was created in the beginning of February of 2010 in Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania, US. The members were all chosen from various other bands around the Lehigh Valley to create the music you hear right now. Justin, Mike, Jake, Nate and Tito from Anchor’s Away, Dan from In Skys Of Black, Sam from Bright Lights and Bomb Shells. After years of just being in a bunch of different bands we all sat down and decided that this was it, do or die, it’s time to really go for our dreams. We come before you humbled, and are ready for the masses to listen to what we have to tell you. Provided by Last.fm. Prices may vary by venue.. www. facebook.com/iamkingpa/ app_123966167614127. Wheeler Brothers: 4-Aug, 7:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Drive, Rochester, Free. Enjoy live music from Wheeler Brothers with special guests Six Mile Grove at Mayo Park!. www.

mayociviccenter.com/upcoming_events/eventdetails. aspx?eventid=18643& display=1. Northern Roots Concert: 5-Aug, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Check out the soulful roots music.. www.contentedcow. com. 1.507.663.1351 Acoustic Jam: 6-Aug, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended CowA Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc.com/category/contentedcow/#.UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 Bend in the River Big Band Performs: 8-Aug, 7:00 PM, Central Park, Second Ave. NW, Faribault, Free. Part of the 2013 Summer Concerts in the Park series - every Thursday at 7:00 pm through Aug. 15.. www.faribault.org/parks. Love and Theft Concert: 8-Aug, 7:00 PM, Dakota County Fair, 4008 220th St. W., Farmington, $25-$30. Love and Theft performs with special guest Craig Campbell.. www.dakotacountyfair.org/ index.php/events/icalrepeat. detail/2013/08/08/4/-/loveand-theft-craig-campbellconcert. Idlewheel Acoustic Concert: 8-Aug, 7:30 PM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, $16-$18. Poco’s Jack Sundrud and veteran singer/songwriter Craig Bickhardt get together whenever they have the chance to perform acoustic music as Idlewheel. They roll on down the high road of alt-country, folk, and Americana music to arrive on the Crossings stage. The pair have written over 100 songs together, including the Billboard No. 1 Country hit for Ty Herndon, ‘It Must Be Love.’ They penned the song, ‘Drink It Up,’ featured on Poco’s brand new CD, ‘All Fired Up.’. www.crossingsatcarnegie. com/page0003.Idlewheel. html. (507) 732-7616 Nigel Egg: 8-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Nigel Egg plays original blues songs, a few classics, and a very personal collection of soulful American Roots music. His songwriting and his ability to play soulful blues harp and guitar at the same time has won multiple awards from organizations like the Minnesota Folk Festival and the Austin TX Songwriters Group. Nigel won honors recently at the Big Top Chautauqua (Wisconsin), Great River Festival (LaCrosse, WI), the Highway 61 Folks Festival (Mahtowa, MN) and scored a second-place win at the prestigious Telluride (CO) Blues and Brews festival in their annual Acoustic Blues Competition.. www.tavernofnorthfield.com. The Johnny Holm Band: 8-Aug, 9:00 PM, Dakota County Fair, 4008 220th St. W., Farmington, Free. The band plays today’s top country and popular hits.. www.dakotacountyfair.org/ index.php/events/icalrepeat. detail/2013/08/08/5/-/thejohnny-holm-band. Hairball: 9-Aug, 7:00 PM, Mower County Fair, , Austin, $10+. Bob’s versatile voice

and stage presence put him in a league all by himself. The mental-case Alice Cooper, KISS’s sinister Gene Simmons and Starchild Paul Stanley, Bon Jovi, Brian Johnson of AC-DC and the ladies favorite Brett Michaels of Poison are just a few singers Bob transforms himself into every night. Bob is thee Hairball! Prices may vary by venue.. hairballonline.com/shows. html. End of December: 9-Aug, 7:00 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, . End of December, formed in mid 2008, is a hardcore band hailing from Eau Claire, WI. The band just released their self-produced, debut album The Truth & The Dream and will be touring in support of it through out 2012 - 2013. Information and image courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/ endofdecember Video courtesy of https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=NRBDnezCO8 U&feature=player_detailpage. www.thegarage.net/. STRFKR: 9-Aug, 8:00 PM, Somerset Amphitheater, 715 Spring Street, Somerset, $15$20. Starf***er (Sometimes typefaced as STRFKR), briefly known as Pyramid and Pyramidd, is an electronica band from Portland, Oregon formed in 2007, initially started as a solo project for Joshua Hodges. Members include Joshua Hodges (Waffles Wafuu), (vocals, keyboards, guitar, drums), Shawn Glassford (bass, keyboards, drums), Keil Corcoran (drums, keyboards, vocals) and Patrick Morris, formerly of Strength (guitar keyboard, vocals). Hodges describes the goal of the band’s music as ‘dance music that you can actually listen to, that’s good pop songs, but also you can dance to it.’. strfkrmusic.com/ tour/. “YES World Tour Pop Rocks: 9-Aug, 8:00 PM, Downtown Lonsdale, Lonsdale, . Pop ROCKS is not just a band; they are a HIGH ENERGY LIVE MUSIC SHOW that plays the BIGGEST DANCE PARTY HITS made to fill the floor! PopROCKS brings you the best of today’s hottest hits, 80’s rock, throwback hip-hop, and timeless classics all mashed up and delivered in a PARTY ZONE format! Pop ROCKS is what you get when you combine the music of a DJ, the theatrics of a Broadway musical, and the live energy of an Arena Rock extravaganza!. www.poprocksrocks.com/shows.html. Joe Fessler: 9-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Up& coming singer/songwriter Joe Fessler is well-known on the coffee house circuit in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Iowa. Inspired by artists like The Fray and John Mayer, Fessler is working on his debut album. Don’t miss his Northfield debut!. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Kickstart: 9-Aug, 9:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685 Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, Free. KickStart plays 70’s, 80’s & 90’s hits from Tom Petty to Stone Temple Pilots to AC/DC.. www.babesmusicbar.com/Home.asp. Blue Collar BBQ & Arts Festival: 10-Aug, 10:00 AM, Downtown Faribault,

Minnesota, 200 block Central Avenue, Faribault, Free. Blue Collar BBQ & Arts Festival largest block party in Faribault. This free event attracted over 5,000 attendees in 2011 from across the region. With 12 hours of live music, BBQ contest, kids area, art fair, food vendors, beer garden, washers tournament, home brew competition and more. The Blue Collar BBQ and Arts Festival is the highlight of the summer.. www.paradisecenterforthearts.org. Leftover Salmon (Time TBA): 10-Aug, 1:45 PM, Camp Maiden Rock West, 9870 Morristown Blvd, Morristown, Free+. Looking back over the past 25 years of rootsy, Americana, string-based music, the impact of Leftover Salmon is impossible to deny. Formed in Boulder, CO in 1989 the group was one of the first bluegrass bands to add drums and tour rock & roll bars, helping Salmon become a pillar of the jam band scene and unwitting architects of the jam grass genre. Prices may vary by venue.. leftoversalmon.com/ site/tour/. Jambo: 10-Aug, 3:00 PM, P.D. Pappys, 422 Mulberry Street East, Stillwater, Free. A Jambo show is: A bit of laid-back rock, some raunchy country, a blender full of Jimmy Buffett and a handful of my own tunes all washed down with a couple cold beers and a shot of tequila (salt and lime, please). My earliest recollection of listening to music (besides hearing my parents), was from their album collection, which included such greats as James Taylor, Neil Diamond, the Carpenters, the Everly Brothers, Elvis Presley, the Beatles, Cat Stevens, America, Gordon Lightfoot, Jim Croce, Jerry Jeff Walker, the Eagles, Neil Young and many other wonderful musicians from the 50s through the 70s. Again, I am grateful that this was my musical base. Obviously, music became a huge part of my life at a very early age, and soon I was collecting my own albums... including my first Kiss album. ;-) Other albums I bought and loved included Charlie Daniels, Queen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Boston, Billy Joel, Hank Williams Jr, AC/DC, Van Halen and so on. Then in the mid-80s, a friend of mine said ‘I think you’d really like this guy named Jimmy Buffett.’ Of course I’d heard the song Margaritaville, but wasn’t really familiar with his other songs. So I bought my first Buffett album, and I was hooked. Jimmy’s music brought back the familiar style of music I heard coming from my parents’ record player in the 70s. Acoustic-based, lyrical music. Plus his songs had a touch of fun, irony and humor I hadn’t heard before in music. I said ‘Take me to the boat!’. www.calendarwiz.com/ calendars/calendar.php?crd=p dpappys001&op=cal&month= 6&year=2013. Ashes to Ashes: 10-Aug, 5:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in his-

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From 23 toric Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Pop Rocks: 10-Aug, 8:00 PM, Carver County Fairgrounds, 501 W. 3rd St., Waconia, . Pop ROCKS is not just a band; they are a HIGH ENERGY LIVE MUSIC SHOW that plays the BIGGEST DANCE PARTY HITS made to fill the floor! PopROCKS brings you the best of today’s hottest hits, 80’s rock, throwback hip-hop, and timeless classics all mashed up and delivered in a PARTY ZONE format! Pop ROCKS is what you get when you combine the music of a DJ, the theatrics of a Broadway musical, and the live energy of an Arena Rock extravaganza!. www.poprocksrocks.com/ shows.html. Vicky Emerson & Mother Banjo Concert: 10-Aug, 8:00 PM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, $16-$18. Americana songstress, Vicky Emerson, returns to Crossings after an incredibly busy year. She released her critically acclaimed album, Dust & Echoes, moved from San Francisco back to Minneapolis and welcomed a second child to their family in March. She will share the night with her good friend, Mother Banjo, and bring their winning combination of folk, gospel, blues, and storytelling to the Crossing’s stage.. www. crossingsatcarnegie.com/page0003. VickyEmersonMotherBanjo.html. (507) 732-7616 Inspire $ Issues: 10-Aug, 8:00 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, . Inspire $ Issues is a hip hop band from St. Paul, MN. Image courtesy of http://www. reverbnation.com/inspireissues. www.thegarage.net/. Rob Meany: 10-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Rob Meany is an

award-winning singer-songwriter and pianist from Bloomington, Minnesota. Best known as the singer/ keyboardist for the pop-rock group, Terramara, he is also a versatile solo artist performing both original and popular songs in the style Elton John, Billy Joel, Ben Folds and Harry Connick Jr.. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Chris Brooks: 10-Aug, 9:00 PM, Mower County Fair, , Austin, . Chris Brooks & The Silver City Boys are a premier Minnesota-based Country Rock band. This dynamic, highenergy 5-piece with great harmonies mixes Texas and ‘Red Dirt Country’ with Current Radio Hits and their spin on the Classics to keep the dance floor packed.. www.chrisbrooksband.com/shows. Old Time Sounds: 11-Aug, 1:00 PM, Harkin Store, 66250 County Road 21, New Ulm, Free - $5. Old Time Sounds, 1-4 p.m. at the Harkin Store in New Ulm. Arnie and Marilyn Anderson from St. James have played at the Harkin Store for many years. They will be performing their old time music selections on the concertina and drums. Come enjoy their music from your lawn chair, blanket or from our porch. Admission to this event is included with the admission to the site. Regular site admission, free to MHS and NCHS members. Our gift shop is open the same hours as the store. It has unique items, books, toys and handcrafted items and of course the 10 cent candy section. The store is open every day except Mondays in August from 10 a.m. to 5 pm. The 1870’s Harkin Store is located nine miles northwest of New Ulm on Nicollet County Road 21 or the bottom road, or nine miles east of Fort Ridgley. The store is operated by the Nicollet County Historical Society. For more information contact the store at (507) 354-8666 or the Nicollet County Historical Society at

(507) 934-2160. www.nchsmn.org/. www.nchsmn.org/. Hyme Sing: 11-Aug, 7:00 PM, Red Rock Center, 222 East Blue Earth Ave., Fairmont, . Hyme Sing 7-8:30 p.m. at the Red Rock Center. Come and sing your favorite nondenominational hymns. Free will donation. Open to the public.. www. redrockcenter.org. 507-235-9262 Atlanta Rhythm Section: 11-Aug, 7:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Drive, Rochester, Free. Atlanta Rhythm Section and special guests Chaser Straight bring their unique rock-n-roll stylings to Mayo Park for a live outdoor show.. www.mayociviccenter.com/ upcoming_events/eventdetails. aspx?eventid=18644& display=1. Acoustic Jam: 13-Aug, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/category/contentedcow/#. UaY8JEBwqSq. 1.507.663.1351 The Bandshell Brass Performs: 15Aug, 7:00 PM, Central Park, Second Ave. NW, Faribault, Free. Part of the 2013 summer concert series - every Thursday at 7:00 pm through Aug. 15.. www.faribault.org/parks. Hairball in Concert: 15-Aug, 7:30 PM, Steele County Fair Grounds, 1525 South Cedar Ave., Owatonna, $10-$15. Sponsored by: Noble RV; Godfather’s Pizza; Treasure Island Resort and Casino; CarTime. www. scff.org. Joe Carey: 15-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Singer-songwriter Joe Carey has been active in Minnesota’s music scene for over 15 years playing with several local bands, namely Loft, The Careys, Love Songs For Angry Men and his newest endeavor, The Chinwaggers. His sound is best described as a soulful roots rock band with a twist of twang.. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Hairball (Time TBA): 15-Aug, 9:00 PM, Steele County Fairgrounds, 1525 S Cedar Ave, Owatonna, $10-$30. Hairball is the world’s ultimate ‘80 s Rock’ impersonation act, recreating the good-time party atmosphere of the decadent decade with unmatched authenticity. Hairball’s unique dual frontman assault, featuring veteran vocalists Bobby Jensen and Kris Voxx, sets them apart from all other ‘80’s’ tributes. They cop the personas of the era’s legendary frontmen while rapidly changing elaborate costumes, then complete their transformations with dead-on visual and vocal performances. They alternate their stage time, bringing new characters to the stage every 5 to 10 minutes! For instance, while Bob has fans questioning whether or not he really is Paul Stanley from KISS, Kris is backstage preparing for his insanely accurate Twisted Sister spot. This relentless, rapid-fire style is constant, enabling Hairball to represent more than 20 of the ‘80’s’ biggest and most colorful rock ‘n roll superheroes! You’re not going to find Guns ‘n Roses, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Ozzy, AC/DC, Journey, Poison and more on the same bill anywhere else!. hairballonline.com/shows. html. Elvis Presley Musical Tribute: 16-Aug, 12:00 AM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South,

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brothers with a little extra time on their hands. Our vision is to entertain our fans with a night full of energy and great music, and to never let them down.. www.babesmusicbar. com/Home.asp. Andrew Walesch: 17-Aug, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Relativity: 17-Aug, 5:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Sweet Jazz: 17-Aug, 5:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. The Contented Cow is a Northfield Pub with a British accent. We offer a wonderful environment for people of all ages, including children. Tonight, come in and enjoy some live music featuring sweet jazz!. 1001solutionsllc.com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Pop Rocks: 17-Aug, 8:00 PM, Downtown Wells, , Wells, . Pop ROCKS is not just a band; they are a HIGH ENERGY LIVE MUSIC SHOW that plays the BIGGEST DANCE PARTY HITS made to fill the floor! PopROCKS brings you the best of today’s hottest hits, 80’s rock, throwback hip-hop, and timeless classics all mashed up and delivered in a PARTY ZONE format! Pop ROCKS is what you get when you combine the music of a DJ, the theatrics of a Broadway musical, and the live energy of an Arena Rock extravaganza!. www.poprocksrocks.com/ shows.html. East Bay Soul: 17-Aug, 8:00 PM, Nicollet Commons Park, 12600 Nicollet Ave., Burnsville, $22.50-$45. Greg Adams musical journey has spanned nearly four decades. Earning both Grammy and Emmy nominations and an International Broadcasting Award from The Hollywood Radio and Television Society. Adams is a founding member of Tower Of Power, legendary for the horn arrangements that made the TOP horn section a sought out entity all its own. Greg has been a driving force to define artistry that transcends musical genres, still seeking out a course not yet traveled, is at his best when set to explore a new artistic destination. East Bay Soul 2.0 - The 2012 release from trumpeter, songwriter Greg Adams, produces a collection of 10 dynamic songs backed by East Bay Soul. Dedicated to a singular vision of bringing their brand of funk and the magic of their live performance into the studio. Adams signature sound is clearly stamped through out the album’s 10 tracks, an equal mix of instrumental and vocal song s- a blend of Funk Jazz, R&B and Soul. With a nod to the music Adams loves, and inked in his own style creates music that is relevant and fresh. Greg takes you on an incredible ride that is groove driven, weaving his horn melodies with soul drenched vocals into a collection of songs that are all at once dynamic and dreamy, cinematic and oh so to fall in love with.. www.eastbaysoul. com/. Jerrod Niemann: 17-Aug, 8:30 PM, Martin County

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Fairgrounds, 1300 N. Bixby Rd, Fairmont, $12-$50. While writing and recording his new album, Jerrod Niemann immersed himself in the history of country music. A student of music theory and production he majored in Performance Art Technology at South Plains College in Levelland, Texas Jerrod pondered a question that is heard more and more frequently these days: Just what exactly constitutes country? His answer to that query can be found in the musically and technically groundbreaking Free The Music. ‘This album is my interpretation of how I feel about country right now,’ Jerrod says.. www.jerrodniemannofficial.com/tour. Rich Prenier: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Rich Prenier is one-half of the popular duo, The Tumeni Brothers, covering a wide and eclectic range of music from artists like Matchbox 20, Eric Clapton, Incubus, The Beatles, Alice Cooper and yes, even Lady Gaga.. www.tavernofnorthfield.com. Hairball (Time TBA): 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, Carbone’s, 10 North 8th Street, Farmington, $10$30. Hairball is the world’s ultimate ‘80 s Rock’ impersonation act, recreating the good-time party atmosphere of the decadent decade with unmatched authenticity. Hairball’s unique dual frontman assault, featuring veteran vocalists Bobby Jensen and Kris Voxx, sets them apart from all other ‘80’s’ tributes. They cop the personas of the era’s legendary frontmen while rapidly changing elaborate costumes, then complete their transformations with dead-on visual and vocal performances. They alternate their stage time, bringing new characters to the stage every 5 to 10 minutes! For instance, while Bob has fans questioning whether or not he really is Paul Stanley from KISS, Kris is backstage preparing for his insanely accurate Twisted Sister spot. This relentless, rapid-fire style is constant, enabling Hairball to represent more than 20 of the ‘80’s’ biggest and most colorful rock ‘n roll superheroes! You’re not going to find Guns ‘n Roses, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Ozzy, AC/DC, Journey, Poison and more on the same bill anywhere else!. hairballonline.com/shows.html. 651-460-9909 Urban Myth: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s, 1701 4th Street Northwes, Austin, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/schedule. Optimum Trajectory: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come catch Optimum Trajectory at The Contented Cow. We create innovative, exciting renditions of jazz standards and original music. Information courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/ pages/Optimum-TrajectoryJazz/170767786268713? v=wall Image courtesy of http://www.optimum-trajectory-jazz.com/index.html. 1001solutionsllc.com/thecontented-cow/calendar/#.

Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Three Dog Night: 18-Aug, 7:00 PM, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Drive, Rochester, Free. Legendary music icons, THREE DOG NIGHT, celebrate their 4th decade bringing with them some of the most astonishing statistics in popular music.. www. mayociviccenter.com/upcoming_events/eventdetails. aspx?eventid=18645& display=1. Carly Rae Jepsen: 18-Aug, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $10-$50. Carly Rae Jepsen is a Canadian recording artist and singersongwriter from Mission, British Columbia. In 2007, she placed third in Canadian Idol season five’s competition, and was a part of the Canadian Idol Top 3 concert tour. You know your song has become a bonafide cultural phenomenon when both Colin Powell and the Cookie Monster have covered it. The irresistible earworm ‘Call Me Maybe’ was inescapable this summer, its ubiquity turning its co-author, Canadian singer and songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen, into a breakout star. The 5x-platinum ‘Call Me Maybe’ has sold more than 9.1 million singles worldwide and climbed to No. 1 in more than 37 countries, including the U.S. where it spent a record-breaking nine weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100. ‘I remember playing the song for my family for the first time,’ Jepsen says. ‘My aunt started dancing and she neverdances so I thought that was a good sign. But I never expected it to take off quite like this.’. www.carlyraemusic. com/tour/. (952) 431-9213 Big Band Concert: 19-Aug, 7:00 PM, Red Rock Center, 222 East Blue Earth Ave., Fairmont, Donation. Come and hear the Northland Serenaders Jazz Band directed by Dick Bowdin. With 6-7 instrumentalists, this Big Band has something for everyone’s enjoyment. The band specializes in swing music, such as ‘In the Mood’ and ‘Woodchoppers Ball’ just to name a few. They also play 50-60’s rock, such as ‘Rock Around the Clock’ and ‘On Broadway.’ You’ll also hear standard Latin, Dixieland, polkas, and waltzes. For more information, visit our website or call (507) 235-9262.. our. web-scheduler.net/index.php? CID=275&sid=39844877&ID= 91107&t=1376953200&v=eve nt&. 507-235-9262 Northern Roots Session: 19Aug, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351”Leon Russell Lyle Lovett: 21-Aug, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, . Lyle Pearce Lovett is an American country singersongwriter and actor. Active since 1980, he has recorded thirteen albums and released 21 singles to date, including his highest entry, the number 10 chart hit on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart, ‘Cowboy Man’. Lovett has won four Grammy Awards, including Best Male Country Vocal Performance and Best Country Album. It’s Not Big It’s Large was released in 2007, where it debuted and peaked at number 2 on the Top Country Albums chart. A new studio album, Natural Forces, was released on October 20, 2009 by Lost Highway Records.. www. lylelovett.com/#/tour_dates/. (952) 431-9213 Key West Rejects Concert: 22-Aug, 4:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685

Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, Free. Summer patio music Join members of Rhino and Shakey Jake on the Babe’s Patio for great summer acoustic music, while enjoying the best drinks and food in town. (Image courtesy of snowbrains. com.). www.babesmusicbar. com/Events.asp. Dolce Wind Quintet: 22-Aug, 7:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Since 1995 Dolce Wind Quintet has been customizing and performing programs of classical and popular music for artists series, recitals, weddings, receptions, worship services, charity benefits, and other public and private events. Information and image courtesy of http://dolcequintet. com/. 1001solutionsllc.com/ the-contented-cow/calendar/#. Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 The California Honeydrops: 22-Aug, 8:00 PM, Peace Plaza Stage, 16 1/4 St NE, Rochester, $10-$40. Digging deep into the roots of American music, The California Honeydrops embrace the traditions of Blues, Gospel, Second Line New Orleans Jazz, and early R&B. With stellar performances of traditional material as well as their own innovative music, The California Honeydrops get people out of their seats and onto the floor, dancing, sweating, and singing along.. www. cahoneydrops.com/tour/. Lonesome Dan Kase: 22-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. The Lounge is pleased present Lonesome Dan Kase. For the last 15 years, Lonesome Dan Kase has been playing his unique brand of country-blues on stages throughout the U.S. His live performances showcase both his unique finger-picking style and warm vocals as well as his depth of knowledge in the history of the blues.. tavernofnorthfield.com/. Alison Scott And Kevin Bowe At Music In The Vines: 23-Aug, 7:00 PM, Falconer Vineyards, 3572 Old Tyler Road, Red Wing, $15 . Join us for one, or all, of the many events listed below for your enjoyment throughout the season at our winery! We have a wonderful concert series each month as well as live music occassionally performed on our deck. Also join us as well as our other partner wineries in wine trail events along the Three Rivers Wine Trail or the Great River Road Wine Trail. We hope to see you soon, Cheers!. www. falconervineyards.com. Sena Ehrhardt in Concert: 23-Aug, 7:00 PM, Veterans of Foreign Wars MN, 300 4th Avenue NE, Austin, . Roots music label Blind Pig Records has signed singer Sena Ehrhardt, one of the freshest and most dynamic young voices on the blues scene today. The buzz about the Minneapolisarea vocalist is poised to go nationwide as word is getting out about her incendiary performances at clubs and festivals across the upper Midwest, and people get a chance to hear her brilliant debut recording, Leave The Light On, which was released on August 16th 2011.. www. senaehrhardt.com/tour/. (507) 433-6039 Tat Thompson & Jake McBroom Concert: 23-Aug, 8:00 PM, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Avenue, Zumbrota, $8-$12. Two songwriters hailing from Southeast Minnesota will be featured in performances at Crossings. The Local Songwriter Showcase highlights Jake McBroom, a singer/songwriter from Wanamingo, and Tat Thompson, a singer/songwriter who grew up on a dairy farm. McBroom writes and plays from the soul with songs of hurt, joy, and

life. His passion for music and storytelling comes from the heart and translates into song that are relevant and original. He has played with a variety of local bands and is now setting out on his own to share his passion for music and song writing. He describes the style of music he plays as ‘acoustic alternative folk.’ McBroom plays a number of instruments including acoustic and electric guitar, mandolin, ukulele, banjo, piano, trumpet, and accordion. His influences include Mumford and Sons, The Avett Brothers, Flogging Molly, The Tossers, The Swell Season, Trampled by Turtles, Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, and Dean Martin.. www. crossingsatcarnegie.com/ page0003.LocalSongwriters. html. (507) 732-7616 Craig & Marin Wasner: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. This hometown, father/daughter duo are excited to play together once again. Maren just moved back from Nashville, TN, after almost nine years, while Craig (best known for his work with the ‘Over & Bac Band’) has decided to focus more time on playing and recording in his studio. Together, their style is a blend of folk and country with a smattering of blue and funk -- resulting in a live performance that’s not to be missed!. tavernofnorthfield. com/. Bad Monkey-Live Music: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille, 1701 4th Street Northwest, Austin, . Bad Monkey is a rock band based in southern Minnesota. We cover songs from bands such as Audioslave, Hinder, Buck Cherry, Velvet Revolver; as well as some classic rock songs from bands such as Night Ranger, Billy Idol, Foreigner, AC/DC, ect. The band members have spent their lives dedicated to music and Bad Monkey is a culmination of that dedication combined with the need to keep music enjoyable.. www.torgeslive. com/. Urban Myth: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, Northstar, 503 N Broadway, Rochester, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/schedule. Coxmen: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Busted Nut, 118 2nd Street East, Hastings, . Join us for a night of great music from the local favorite Coxmen!. thebustednut.com/ Calendar.html. Burning Chrome: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come in and enjoy live music by Burning Chrome at The Contented Cow - a Northfield Pub with a British accent! Image courtesy of http://www.reverbnation.com/ burningchromeband. 1001solutionsllc.com/the-contentedcow/about/#.Udhcp22z6So. 1.507.663.1351 Roadhouse 6 Concert: 23-Aug, 9:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685 Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, Free. Roadhouse 6 is made up of seasoned area musicians who decided to get together and perform the best

new country and some classic rock favorites. We have three lead singers (Bonnie, Jim, and John) that get crowds dancing all night long. Come on out and have some fun with us. (Image courtesy of country. dj.). www.babesmusicbar. com/Events.asp. Tune It Up for the Troops: Concert & Festival: 24-Aug, 12:00 PM, Riverfront Park, 310 W. Rock St., Mankato, $10 -$15. Tune it up for the Troops will be performed at Riverfront Park in the Vetterstone Amphitheater. We are a non-profit event raising money for Veterans and their families. This is a family friendly event with plenty of great music, food, games, etc. Please visit our website and facebook pages for additional information. The Little River Band headlines the live music portion of the event, along with local favorites: Murphy Brothers Band, Power House, Decadence Inc., Chris Brooks and the Silver City Boys.. www.teeitupforthetroopsmankato.org. Sena Ehrhardt in Concert: 24Aug, 4:00 PM, Mount Olivet Lutheran Church of Plymouth, 12235 Old Rockford Road, Plymouth, . Roots music label Blind Pig Records has signed singer Sena Ehrhardt, one of the freshest and most dynamic young voices on the blues scene today. The buzz about the Minneapolisarea vocalist is poised to go nationwide as word is getting out about her incendiary performances at clubs and festivals across the upper Midwest, and people get a chance to hear her brilliant debut recording, Leave The Light On, which was released on August 16th 2011.. www. senaehrhardt.com/tour/. (763) 559-2775 Bruce Jensen Benefit Concert: 24-Aug, 5:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free.

Come in and join us for the Bruce Jensen Benefit Concert at The Contented Cow - a Northfield Pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Leeland: 24-Aug, 7:00 PM, Outdoor Concert Charles City, Corner of Clark St and Main St, Charles City, . GRAMMYnominated progressive rock act Leeland has been known to deliver songwriting beyond its years and worshipful rock so genuine it disarms the honest cynic. Often quoted as one of Christian music s most gripping live bands, the 2006 debut Sound of Melodies and 2008 s Opposite Way quickly established Leeland as a leader in the worship community and beyond. While both previous albums were GRAMMY nominated and drew a combined eight Dove nominations, Leeland s measure of success has always been the human heart. And now Leeland s third album, Love Is On The Move is a landmark in the deepest sense.. leelandonline.com/ tour/. Martin Zellar and Cloud Cult: 24-Aug, 7:30 PM, Marcusen Park, 901 South Main Street, Austin, $20 . Concert featuring Martin Zellar and Cloud Cult, presented in partnership wit Pacelli Catholic Schools in celebration of their 100th anniversary. Pat and Gary Ray are concert sponsors. Doors open at 6 p.m. Martin Zellar performs at 7:30 p.m. Cloud Cult performs at 9:30 p.m.. www.paramounttheatre.org. Little Big Band (Time TBA): 24-Aug, 8:00 PM, Mankato Riverfront Park, 200 W. Rock St, Mankato, $10+. Little River Band was the first Australian band to successfully conquer foreign markets from an Australian base. Within eight months of their birth, LRB had already scored three Austra-

lian Top 20 singles and two Top Ten albums. In 1976, after their self-titled debut album was released in the USA, the long grind of 13 US tours in eight years had begun. By 1982 they became the only act from anywhere to have a top ten US single for six consecutive years. Provided by https:// www.facebook.com/littleriverbandmusic. Photo provided by Last.fm. Prices may vary by venue.. littleriverband.com/ home/index.php/tour. Strange Daze-Live Music: 24-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille, 1701 4th Street Northwest, Austin, . Strange Daze has been around for nearly 10 years, dating back to the garage days. It’s been 3 years since the current lineup played their first gig in which they have escalated their style of musical and personal growth, without the accompanying of blown-up egos that destroy so many bands. STORIES, Strange Daze self-released debut, came out in 2001, and, playing the Minnesota area over the next several years, the quartet started making a name for themselves. The album hit #9 on the College Journal going for Ads chart.. www. torgeslive.com/. Sena Ehrhardt in Concert: 25-Aug, 4:00 PM, Historic Downtown Power Plant, 501 4th Avenue NE, Austin, . Roots music label Blind Pig Records has signed singer Sena Ehrhardt, one of the freshest and most dynamic young voices on the blues scene today. The buzz about the Minneapolis-area vocalist is poised to go nationwide as word is getting out about her incendiary performances at clubs and festivals across the upper Midwest, and people get a chance to hear her brilliant debut recording, Leave The Light On, which was released on August 16th 2011.. www.senaehrhardt.

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com/tour/. Deretla: 25-Aug, 5:30 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, $10 . In the footsteps of bands such as Death, Coroner, and Megadeth, Deretla has taken the rythmic and melodic ideas of past greats, pulled them from the tab books, and put them back in the listeners ear. Information and image courtesy of http://www.reverbnation.com/deretla Video courtesy of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBjBo_ gQDHE&feature=player_detailpage. www.thegarage.net/. Robert Cray: 25-Aug, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $30+. Robert Cray is an American blues guitarist and singer. A fivetime Grammy Award winner, he has led his own band, as well as an acclaimed solo career. Prices may vary by venue.. robertcray.com/tour/. (952) 431-9213 The Blue and The Blond: 27Aug, 7:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. The Blue and The Blond is a folk band hailing from Helsinki, Finland.. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351

Paul Thorn: 29-Aug, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $20+. Thorn has been pleasing crowds for years with his muscular brand of roots music - bluesy, rocking and thoroughly Southern, yet also speaking universal truths. The Tupelo, Mississippi native worked in a furniture factory, jumped out of airplanes, and was a professional boxer before sharing his experiences with the world as a singersongwriter. Pimps and Preachers, which topped the Americana charts for three weeks and broke into the Billboard Top 100, perfectly exemplified the vivid scope of his songwriting and illuminated his family background. While his father is a Church of God Pentecostal Minister, his uncle (his father’s brother) spent time as a pimp, and Thorn was influenced by both of these men. Mining these ‘saint and sinner’ scenarios, Thorn crafted a disc that All Music Guide lauded as ‘a great rock & roll album,’ while The Nation labeled it ‘an incredible find.’. www. paulthorn.com/msc/shows. html. (952) 431-9213 Mark Allen & The Key West Rejects Perform: 29-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield,

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From 29 tavernofnorthfield.com. Clint Black: 30-Aug, 8:00 PM, North Iowa Events Center, 3700 4th St. SW, Mason City, $39 and up. Prolific singersongwriter Clint Black has long been heralded as one of Country music’s brightest stars. His many talents have taken him even further, as Black has transcended genres to become one of the most successful artists in all the music industry. To date, Black has written, recorded and released more than 100 songs, a benchmark in any artist’s career. An astounding one-third of these songs eligible for major single release also achieved hit song status at Country radio, while more than 20 million of his albums have been sold worldwide. While it’s well-known that Black is an accomplished singer and guitarist, people may be surprised to learn that he is also proficient on drums and harmonica. Black’s continued success can be attributed in part to his deep sense of Country music history, and his humble gratitude in being an important part of it. The 1989 debut of his critically acclaimed fan favorite, the Triple Platinum Killin’ Time, marked a shift in the

industry, with a return to the more traditional sounds of the genre. CMT lists this album as one of the 100 Greatest Albums in Country Music.. www.clintblack.com/tour. 641-423-3811 Andy Tackett Performs: 30-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Playing popular cover songs from many genres, Andy Tackett is sure to hit your nostalgia button every time. Expect everything from the Little River Band and England Dan and John Ford Coley to Johnny Cash and Glen Campbell.. www. tavernofnorthfield.com. Plain White Toast: 30-Aug, 9:30 PM, Babes Restaurant and Music Bar, 20685 Holyoke Ave. S., Lakeville, Free. Together since 1996 Toast is the party band solution. From polka to Greenday, Toast is there to keep the girls dancing. The band is composed of Tiger Ries, Tim Ellis, Dan Otis and Dave Coldren and there will be a full production of sound and lights. (Image courtesy of npr.org.). www. babesmusicbar.com/Events. asp. A Momentary Lapse of Floyd: 31-Aug, 7:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free.

Come in for a Live Tribute to Pink Floyd at The Contented Cow - a Northfield Pub with a British accent! Image courtesy of https://www.facebook. com/pages/MomentaryLapse-of-Floyd-Pink-FloydTribute/165112646915996 Video found at https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=Fr7Oz9 xvw5I&feature=player_detailpage. 1001solutionsllc.com/ the-contented-cow/calendar/#. Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Relativity in Concert: 31-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Voted one of Northfield’s best bands, Relativity presents music from popular artists such as Missy Higgins and the Avett Brothers as well as many classic rock tunes from bands like Fleetwood Mac and John Mellencamp to such varied artists as the Indigo Girls, Damien Rice and Sarah McLachlan. Sit back and enjoy power harmonies by twin sisters Linda Wilson and Sandy Jensen (who also adds mandolin, harmonica, and percussion) and solid guitar and bluesy vocals by Toby Jensen. (Image courtesy of snowbrains.com.). www. tavernofnorthfield.com/ index.php?view=details&id= 84%3ARelativity&option=c om_eventlist&Itemid=6.

The West Arrives in West Newton: 1-Sep, 1:00 PM, Harkin Store, 66250 County Road 21, New Ulm, $3-$5. The town of West Newton is expecting the arrival of the wild west with the cowboy ballads and yodels of Lonesome Ron, the King of the Valley Yodelers. Lonesome Ron will be presenting western music in story and song. The town of West Newton was at the end of the line for the riverboats, which is where many of pioneers got off to go west. The town started in 1856 which is when there was a big flux of people moving west. The west was wild at that time. The store is open on Labor Day, Sept 2, from 10 to 5 p.m. After Labor Day the store is open on Saturdays and Sundays. For more information contact the store at 507-354-8666 or the Nicollet County Historical Society at 507-934-2160.. www.nchsmn. org/programs_events.html. Bonnie & The Clydes Perform: 1-Sep, 9:00 PM, The Tavern Lounge, 212 Division St., Northfield, Free. Northfield favorites Bonnie & The Clydes who describe their music as the as ‘the kind of songs you listened to when you and your friends were renting your first apartment near the campus sometime in the

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Dance Willie B. Blues Band: 19-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Busted Nut, 118 2nd Street East, Hastings, . Willie B. formed the band in 2010 in Redwing, MN Willie’s style in influenced by the Texas Blues Sound as well as Chicago Clean Tone. He is currently breaking into the Twin Cities music scene.. thebustednut.com/Calendar.html. “Crankshaft & Gear Grinders Nick Fox: 20-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Busted Nut, 118 2nd Street East, Hastings, . Nick Fox is a solo performer from the south metro. He has been playing at bars and restaurants since 2008. He plays a mix of classic rock, pop and alternative covers as well as original music.. thebustednut. com/Calendar.html. Folk Dance Concert: 21-Jul, 1:00 PM, Morgan Creek Vineyards, 23707 478th Ave., New Ulm, N/A. Minnesota Traditional Morris Dancers is an English folk dance team. For more information, visit our website or call (507) 947-3547.. www.morgancreekvineyards.com. DJ Dance Party: 25-Jul, 9:30 PM, Spike’s, 1525 Division St. W, Fairbault, Free. Spike’s is Southern Minnesota’s premier music venue. With a premium sound system and the hottest rotation of live bands and fun DJ promos, Spike’s delivers the fun! Combine the incredible entertainment and killer drink specials with our popular volleyball, pool, and dart leagues and you’ll see why Spike’s continues to be the place to party. Hungry? Spike’s has you covered with great burgers and awesome homemade pizzas, Salads & Wraps. So, if you’re in the mood for fun, you can find it at Spike’s!. www.spikesrocks. com/event-calendar/. Urban Myth: 26-Jul, 9:00 PM, OK Corral, 20201 Johnson Memorial Dr, Jordon, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/ schedule. The Midnight Mix: 27-Jul, 6:30 PM, Chankaska Creek Ranch And Winery, 1179 E. Pearl Street, Kasota, . The Midnight Mix is a Country,

Somewhere in these pages, I have ruminated on the relationship between Barbecue and the Blues before. They seem to go hand in hand with each other. Could it be because both originated in the same region of the country, the Mississippi Delta? Could it be because both are admired, consumed, and even loved by the working class of this great nation? Could it be because they both lend themselves so well to outdoor celebrations in the summertime? You know what? I don’t care why they always seem to be together, I’m just glad that they are. And so, you will most likely find me in Faribault on August 10th, indulging in two of my favorite things at the Blue Collar BBQ & Arts Festival, presented by the Paradise Center for the Arts. 12 hours of live music (including Annie Mack, the Moses Oakland Quartet, and Faribault favorites, the Key West Rejects), and arts fair, a home brew competition, and some of the best barbecue that SoMinn has to offer. Yeah, I’m in. – – Rich Larson, editor@southernminnscene.com

Folk, Classic Rock Band in Southern MN featuring Stacy G. on Vocals, Brian G. Guitar and Vocals, and Lisa G. Vocals. You won’t want to miss their unique sound!. www.chankaskawines.com/ events/live_entertainment. 507-931-0089 Cactus Willie, Boxcar Bob & The Drifter: 27-Jul, 7:30 PM, Lakeville Area Arts Center, 20965 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, $15 . This talented group of musicians performs a combination of country, folk, bluegrass, and light rock. The band has performed in Branson, Missouri and has entertained thousands of fans from Minnesota to Texas. Their style has been likened to the Kingston Trio and acoustic folk groups of the ‘50s and ‘60s.. test.lakevillemn.gov/ index.php?option=com_ jevents&task=icalrepeat. detail&evid=4234&Itemid=1364&year=2013&month=07&d ay=27&title=cactus-willie-boxcar-bob-the-drifter&uid=7b11 ba39ad1df0bd5056047bf. July Birthday Party: 27-Jul, 9:00 PM, The Bar Hastings, 2101 Vermillion Street, Hastings, . If your birthday is in July, bring in 4 friends and receive a bar glass to keep and the birthday person drinks free domestics and rail drinks during that time. DJ/ Karaoke from 9p close. www. thebarhastings.com/events/. Flux: 2-Aug, 9:00 PM, Rochester Art Center, 40 Civic Center Dr. SE, Rochester, . DJ Black Lacquer (Scott Stulen) is a Minneapolis based DJ and artist who spins tracks you didn’t even know you love.... but you do. He specializes in electro-pop, indie rock, 80’s synth and anything by New Order. Image courtesy of https://www.facebook.com/ blacklacquer. www.rochesterartcenter.org/events/events. html. 507-282-8629 Chris Brooks: 10-Aug, 9:00 PM, Mower County Fair, , Austin, . Chris Brooks & The Silver City Boys are a premier Minnesota-based Country Rock band. This dynamic, high-energy 5-piece with great harmonies mixes Texas and ‘Red Dirt Country’ with Current Radio Hits and their spin on the Classics to keep the dance floor packed.. www. chrisbrooksband.com/shows. Urban Myth: 16-Aug, 9:00 PM, Arizona’s, 1244 Canterbury Road South, Shakopee, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and

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even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/ schedule. Urban Myth: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s, 1701 4th Street Northwes, Austin, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/schedule. World Dance Concert: 19Aug, 7:00 PM, German Park, 200 N. German St., New Ulm, Free. This concert features Polka and Native American Dancers. In case of inclement weather, concerts will be held at the Community Center (600 N German) or the Civic Cent (1212 N. Franklin St.) Please listen to KNUJ. Call 507-3598347 or visit our website for more information.. www. newulm.com/. Classic Car & Bike Night: 21-Aug, 5:00 PM, Medina Entertainment Center, 500 Hwy. 55, Medina, Free. Win Amazing Prizes at Medina’s Classic car and Bike Night! Enjoy food and drink specials in Robert’s, half-price dance tickets for car clubs and free rent for Board of Directors’ meetings and year-end banquets!. medinaentertainment.com/event/ classic-car-bike-night-7/. Urban Myth: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, Northstar, 503 N Broadway, Rochester, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/schedule. Coxmen: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Busted Nut, 118 2nd Street East, Hastings, . Join

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Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994 film): 1-Aug, 7:00 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 West 3rd Street, Red Wing, $5 . This British romantic comedy film is directed by Mike Newell and stars Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell, James Fleet, Simon Callow, John Hannah, and Kristin Scott Thomas.. www.sheldontheatre.org. 651388-8700 Family Movie Night: 17-Aug, 6:30 PM, River Bend Nature Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault, Donation. Come plant your own seedling in a recycled container and watch a family friendly movie that explores the wise use of resources and imagines the lives of the robots who would clean up all our trash if humans had to abandon Earth. Call for movie details! Fresh, movie-style popcorn will be on sale for 25 cents. Suggested donation of $2 per person, $6 per family. (Image courtesy of powerlineblog. com.). www.rbnc.org. Amelie (2001 film): 22-Aug, 7:00 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 West 3rd Street, Red Wing, $5 . The City of Lights sparkles in this ‘delightful and original’ (Boston Globe) quirky comedy that garnered 5 Academy Award nominations. At a tiny Parisian caf , the adorable yet painfully shy Amelie accidentally discovers a gift for helping others. Soon Amelie is spending her days as a Cupid, guardian angel and all-around do-gooder. But when she bumps into a handsome stranger, will she find the courage to become the star of her very own love story? Audrey Tatou (The Da Vinci Code) shines in this ‘lighthearted fantasy’ (Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times) that stole the hearts of audiences and critics worldwide..

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the house. He even dances. That’s how much he loves trivia.. triviamafia.com/ home/2013/3/28/thursdaystrivia-mafia-locations-the-daily-ioq.html. “DJ Dance Party Kenny D and The Taildraggers: 25-Jul, 9:30 PM, Arizona’s, 1244 Canterbury Road South, Shakopee, Free. Kenny D and the Taildraggers is a rock/blues band from Minneapolis. Image and information courtesy of http:// www.reverbnation.com/kennydandthetaildraggers Video provided by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2moqAVZ eZqo&feature=player_detailpage. canterburyinnshakopee. com/arizonas-calendar/. Loose Gravel Trivia: 25-Jul, 10:00 PM, T.G.I. Fridays Burnsville, 14400 Buck Hill Road, Burnville, . Join us at T.G.I. Fridays in Burnsville for Trivia! If you think your smart, or your friends call you Cliff Clavin, we want to see you here!. loosegravel.biz/. Duke Zecco: 26-Jul, 6:30 PM, Chankaska Creek Ranch And Winery, 1179 E. Pearl Street, Kasota, . Duke plays 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s hits on his guitar!. www.chankaskawines. com/events/live_entertainment. 507-931-0089 Tim Pulnik: 26-Jul, 7:30 PM, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 7 Second Street SW, Rochester, $14 . Tim has been entertaining audiences in comedy

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From 35 shows.html. Urban Myth: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s, 1701 4th Street Northwes, Austin, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events

and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/schedule. Jerry Rodes Band: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, Friendly Buffalo, 16722 198th Ave NW, Big Lake, Free. The bands that have inspired them continue to bring them together every day to create. Whether it be jingles for Aaron Gleeman or 80’s power-synth songs/

music videos, the two have created something that won’t ever die. Information and image courtesy of http://www. reverbnation.com/jerryrodes Video found at http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=o9Qq Oro96kw&feature=player_detailpage. www.friendlybuffalo. com/livemusic.php. Optimum Trajectory: 17-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come catch Optimum Trajectory at The Contented Cow. We create innovative, exciting renditions of jazz standards and original music. Information courtesy

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of https://www.facebook.com/ pages/Optimum-TrajectoryJazz/170767786268713? v=wall Image courtesy of http://www.optimum-trajectory-jazz.com/index.html. 1001solutionsllc.com/thecontented-cow/calendar/#. Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Carly Rae Jepsen: 18-Aug, 7:30 PM, Weesner Family Amphitheater, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $10-$50. Carly Rae Jepsen is a Canadian recording artist and singersongwriter from Mission, British Columbia. In 2007, she placed third in Canadian Idol season five’s competition, and was a part of the Canadian Idol Top 3 concert tour. You know your song has become a bonafide cultural phenomenon when both Colin Powell and the Cookie Monster have covered it. The irresistible earworm ‘Call Me Maybe’ was inescapable this summer, its ubiquity turning its co-author, Canadian singer and songwriter Carly Rae Jepsen, into a breakout star. The 5x-platinum ‘Call Me Maybe’ has sold more than 9.1 million singles worldwide and climbed to No. 1 in more than 37 countries, including the U.S. where it spent a record-breaking nine weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100. ‘I remember playing the song for my family for the first time,’ Jepsen says. ‘My aunt started dancing and she neverdances so I thought that was a good sign. But I never expected it to take off quite like this.’. www.carlyraemusic. com/tour/. (952) 431-9213 Northern Roots Session: 19Aug, 7:30 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for live music at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351”Acoustic Jam Dolce Wind Quintet: 22-Aug, 7:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Since 1995 Dolce Wind Quintet has been customizing and performing programs of classical and popular music for artists series, recitals, weddings, receptions, worship services, charity benefits, and other public and private events. Information and image courtesy of http://dolcequintet. com/. 1001solutionsllc.com/ the-contented-cow/calendar/#. Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Bad Monkey-Live Music: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille, 1701 4th Street Northwest, Austin, . Bad Monkey is a rock band based in southern Minnesota. We cover songs from bands such as Audioslave, Hinder, Buck Cherry, Velvet Revolver; as well as some classic rock

songs from bands such as Night Ranger, Billy Idol, Foreigner, AC/DC, ect. The band members have spent their lives dedicated to music and Bad Monkey is a culmination of that dedication combined with the need to keep music enjoyable.. www.torgeslive. com/. Urban Myth: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, Northstar, 503 N Broadway, Rochester, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/schedule. Coxmen: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Busted Nut, 118 2nd Street East, Hastings, . Join us for a night of great music from the local favorite Coxmen!. thebustednut.com/ Calendar.html. Burning Chrome: 23-Aug, 9:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come in and enjoy live music by Burning Chrome at The Contented Cow - a Northfield Pub with a British accent! Image courtesy of http://www.reverbnation.com/ burningchromeband. 1001solutionsllc.com/the-contentedcow/about/#.Udhcp22z6So. 1.507.663.1351 Bruce Jensen Benefit Concert: 24-Aug, 5:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come in and join us for the Bruce Jensen Benefit Concert at The Contented Cow - a Northfield Pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Strange Daze-Live Music: 24-Aug, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grille, 1701 4th Street Northwest, Austin, . Strange Daze has been around for nearly 10 years, dating back to the garage days. It’s been 3 years since the current lineup played their first gig in which they have escalated their style of musical and personal growth, without the accompanying of blown-up egos that destroy so many bands. STORIES, Strange Daze self-released debut, came out in 2001, and, playing the Minnesota area over

the next several years, the quartet started making a name for themselves. The album hit #9 on the College Journal going for Ads chart.. www. torgeslive.com/. Outside Recess: 24-Aug, 9:00 PM, Friendly Buffalo, 16722 198th Ave NW, Big Lake, Free. OUTSIDE RECESS is a rock ‘n roll cover band from central Minnesota that plays a wide variety of high energy rock ‘n roll from the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s and today. Information and image courtesy of http://outsiderecess.com/ Video found at http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=zbhj7XyAgg&feature=player_ detailpage. www.friendlybuffalo.com/livemusic.php. Deretla: 25-Aug, 5:30 PM, The Garage, 75 Civic Center Parkway, Burnsville, $10 . In the footsteps of bands such as Death, Coroner, and Megadeth, Deretla has taken the rythmic and melodic ideas of past greats, pulled them from the tab books, and put them back in the listeners ear. Information and image courtesy of http://www.reverbnation.com/deretla Video courtesy of https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=sBjBo_ gQDHE&feature=player_detailpage. www.thegarage.net/. Trace Bundy: 25-Aug, 7:00 PM, Dakota Jazz Club & Restaurant, 1010 Nicollet Avenue, Minneapolis, $20 . Guitarist Trace Bundy is fast becoming one of the most talked about solo performers in the acoustic world. Implementing harmonics, looping, multiple capos and blinding dexterity, Bundy delivers unforgettable concert experiences with aplomb. Trace has independently sold over 59,000 albums, and his videos are immensely popular, with over 12 million YouTube views to date.. www.dakotacooks.com/ event/trace-bundy/. Quiz Night: 25-Aug, 8:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Join us for trivia at The Contended Cow-A Northfield (MN); a pub with a British accent!. 1001solutionsllc.com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351”Riverside Swing Band The Blue and The Blond: 27Aug, 7:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. The Blue and The Blond is a folk band hailing from Helsinki, Finland.. 1001solutionsllc. com/the-contented-cow/ calendar/#.Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 A Momentary Lapse of Floyd: 31-Aug, 7:00 PM, The Contented Cow, 302B Division Street South, Northfield, Free. Come in for a Live Tribute to Pink Floyd at The Contented Cow - a Northfield Pub with a

British accent! Image courtesy of https://www.facebook. com/pages/MomentaryLapse-of-Floyd-Pink-FloydTribute/165112646915996 Video found at https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=Fr7Oz9 xvw5I&feature=player_detailpage. 1001solutionsllc.com/ the-contented-cow/calendar/#. Udhbv22z6Sr. 1.507.663.1351 Brat Pack Radio-Live Music: 6-Sep, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grill, 1701 NW 4th Street, Austin, Free. Music with Brat Pack Radio! For the best in total Entertainment, Torge’s Live is Austin’s night life! Catch all the televised sports action from any of our 20 HDTV’s in the house while enjoying Southern Minnesota’s finest entertainment.. www.torgeslive.com. Uncle Chuck-Live Music: 7-Sep, 9:00 PM, Torge’s Live Sports Pub & Grill, 1701 NW 4th Street, Austin, Free. Music with Uncle Chuck! For the best in total Entertainment, Torge’s Live is Austin’s night life! Catch all the televised sports action from any of our 20 HDTV’s in the house while enjoying Southern Minnesota’s finest entertainment.. www.torgeslive.com. Urban Myth: 14-Sep, 9:00 PM, Pauly’s, 114 West Main St, New Prague, . ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ is a cultural hot dish of musicians and vocalists in which their song list reflects as well. Everything from current to classic, funk to rock, R&B to oldies, originals to an occasional instrumental to show off the bands chops ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ delivers! The band has performed everywhere from street dances to nightclubs, weddings to corporate events and through out their careers have played all over the United States and even over seas. ‘The URBAN MYTH BAND’ brings a professional show to audiences whether it’s a nightclub or a special event with a relaxed, yet fun style of presentation.. www.urbanmythband.com/ schedule. (952) 758-7795

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Relay for Life: 20-Jul, 3:00 PM, Martin County Fairgrounds, 1300 N. Bixby Rd, Fairmont, Free. 21st Annual Relay for Life at the Martin County Fairgrounds, 1300 N. Bixby Rd, Fairmont. 3:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. Silent Auction, 57 p.m. Pork Patty Feed, 7:30 p.m. Opening Ceremony, 8:30 p.m. Locks for Love, Midnight Closing Ceremony. 507-2355547 www.fairmont.org/. www.fairmont.org/. The Art of Fly Fishing: 20-Jul, 5:00 PM, River Bend Nature Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault, $15 . First the

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beautiful casting motion, then the effortless landing of the fly perfectly on the water. Ever wonder how people do it? We will start by going over some fly casting techniques and practice on dry land. If time allows, we will head down to the river and see if we can lure any fish into biting. Fly rods, reels, and flies, are provided. A Minnesota DNR Fishing License is required for the fishing on the river portion of the program (those under the age of 16 do not need a license). Open to ages 12 & up. Pre-registration is required. (Image provided by blog.bryantpark.org).. www. rbnc.org. “Complete Feast And Dixie Band Waggin’ Tales: 23-Jul, 11:00 AM, Pleasant Hill LibraryDakota County Library, 1490 South Frontage Rd., Hastings, . Bring your kids into the library to read to certified

therapy dogs. It’s not only fun, but it helps develop reading skills and fluency. Ages: 5-10.. host6.evanced.info/melsa/dakota/eventsignup.asp?ID=185 71&rts=&disptype=info&ret=e ventcalendar.asp&pointer=&re turnToSearch=&num=0&ad=& dt=mo&mo=7/1/2013&df=cal endar&EventType=ALL&Lib=4 &AgeGroup=A. 651-438-0200 Sailing for Leukemia Fundraiser: 27-Jul, 12:00 AM, Lake City Yacht Club, Lake City Marina, Lake City, $10-$15. The 17th annual ‘Go Sailing for Leukemia’ event at the Lake City Marina and is inviting you to take a 1.5 hour sail to learn or just enjoy the sport. The event is co-sponsored by the Leukemia Society of America and the Lake City Yacht Club. All proceeds from the event go to the Leukemia Society in its on-going battle to defeat the disease. You may register by calling the Lake City Marina

between July 5th and July 26th, at 1-651-345-4211 or by registering online but registration is not required; you are welcome to stop by the sailboat marina and schedule your ride the day of the event. (Image courtesy of tripadvisor.com.). www.lakecityyachtclub.com. “Wabasha Riverboat Days Relativity: 27-Jul, 5:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Archery in the Park: 28-Jul, 10:00 AM, Fort Ridgley State Park, 72158 County Road 30, Fairfax, . Archery in the Park, 10 a.m. at Fort Ridgely State Park, 72158 County Road 30,

Fairfax. The sport of shooting arrows has been around for thousands of years. First we did it as a way to hunt animals and later as a way to compete against others. Archery is an activity that people from all walks of life and almost every size and ability can participate and have fun. This program covers the basics of archery including safety, proper care of the equipment and how to shoot an arrow. Participants will be able to practice their new skills on a number of different targets including a white-tail deer and wild turkey. Off State Highway 4, 6 miles south of Fairfax or 12 miles north of Sleepy Eye, then follow the signs to the park. Contact Scott Kudelka at (507) 384-8890 or by email at scott.kudelka@state.mn.us. www.dnr.state.mn.us/state_ parks/fort_ridgely/. www. dnr.state.mn.us/state_parks/ fort_ridgely/.

During finals week at Carleton College the students get a little bit stressed out (think about how those cartoons look when they stick their fingers in an electrical socket, and now you can picture a Carleton kid during finals). So, to create an hour or so of relaxation for the kids, they hold Puppypalooza. It’s really no more than a bunch of the professors bringing their dogs to campus and letting the kids play with them for a while. It works miracles. The Brown County Humane Society in New Ulm is hosting the same sort of function on August 24th with their annual Dog Walk. For a donation – I assume you get to choose the amount – you can take a dog for a walk. Just go hang out with a lab, or a shitzu, or – this being New Ulm – a dachshund or a schnauzer. It makes no difference to me that they’re just trying to get you to fall in love with one of these critters and take them home. I’m frankly really ok with that. And you should be, too. Go give ‘em $5 and hang out with some really great dogs. – – Rich Larson, editor@southernminnscene.com

Penguin Encounters: 28-Jul, 10:15 AM, Minnesota Zoo, 13000 Zoo Blvd, Apple Valley, $90 . During this interactive, educational program you will learn about each of our penguin’s unique qualities and have an opportunity to touch a penguin (based on animal’s choice to participate). Go behind-the-scenes and dive in to help the keepers prepare a penguin’s meal and learn

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through September 7th, Commonweal Theatre, Lanesboro Blithe spirit is one of those shows that actors love to perform. The Noel Coward constructed all of his plays so well, that really all the actors have to do is smile, recite the lines, and soak up the adulation. So,when great material like that finds its way into the hands of a top quality company like Commonweal, it’s appropriate to expect great things. Craig Johnson directs the show about a novelist who, while researching the occult for a book, accidently summons his deceased first wife from the afterworld, thereby confusing and eventually angering his new wife. It’s just one of those great British Farces that only a guy like Coward could pull off. Tickets are $15-$30. Contact commonwealtheatre.org for details. – – Rich Larson, editor@southernminnscene.com

From 39 exhibited by 4-Hers and by area family farmers. We have shows going on everyday of the fair. See the wonderful handcrafted items and smell the beautiful flowers in our horticulture building. Enjoy the delicious food from a variety of venders. Listen to the entertainment and visit with old friends in the refreshment stand. Feel the excitement and thunder of the cars on the track. Be a part of the Tradition and let your senses run wild while you enjoy the best that Sibley County has to offer. See you at the Fair!. www.sibleycountyfair.com. “Minnesota River Paddle Naturalist Walk: 1-Aug, 7:00 PM, River Bend Nature Center, 1000 Rustad Road, Faribault, . Join one of River Bend’s Naturalists on a guided walk on River Bend’s wonderful trails! Help us spot and identify the changes in the prairie, ponds, and forests. Ages 7 and up. Free for members, $2 for nonmember individuals, and $6 for nonmember families. (Image courtesy of greenmysterycostarica.com.). www. rbnc.org. Giant Celebration: 2-Aug, 12:00 AM, American Legion Park, , Le Sueur, . Giant Celebration is held outdoors in the center of town at American Legion Park in Le Sueur. All three days there are food and drink booths and events for people - Ages 2 to 92. For more details visit us on Facebook.. www.parkrapidsamericanlegion.com. “Wild About Wildlife Hooves n’ Hands: 3-Aug, 10:00 AM, High Island Arena, 26245 371st Ave., Henderson, Free. An unique event for special needs kids to learn about horses. While most events focus primarily on riding aspects of horses, we create a more hands-on experience for children as they learn about not only riding horses, but leading, grooming, and arts and crafts. Visit our website for more information and to print off forms needed to participate.. www.biggain.com/index. cfm?show=10&mid=125. BZ Girls: 3-Aug, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421

Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Robert Meany: 3-Aug, 5:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery. com/. Coulee Regional Cat Club: 3-Aug, 12:00 AM, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Drive, Rochester, . The Janesville Allbreed Cat Club/Coulee Region Cat Club presents the Back To Basics Cat Show. Cats of all breeds, including household pets, qualify for this 2-day competition. (Details and image courtesy of http://www. acfacat.com/show_schedule. htm). www.mayociviccenter. com/upcoming_events/eventdetails.aspx?eventid=17890& display=1. “Tony Williams St. Peter’s 6th Annual Night to Unite: 6-Aug, 5:00 PM, Veterans Memorial Park, 311 N. 5th St., St. Peter, . Mark your calendars for St Peter’s sixth annual Night to Unite Kickoff and End of Summer Celebration at Veterans Park from 5 until 7 p.m. on Aug. 6. Our event is all about neighbors getting to know neighbors. The idea of getting to know your neighbors is a very old concept. If you know your neighbors you will be more likely to watch more closely what is going on in the neighborhood. You might even find out you like them! It used to be that people would sit outside on their front steps and talk with neighbors walking by, kids playing in the neighborhood and you would see who belonged and who didn’t. Now with technology everyone is inside on the computer or watching HDTV. Lets get back outside and meet our neighbors.. www. saintpetermn.gov/parks/ veterans-memorial-parkâ€Ž. Fingerprints and Footnotes

Walking Tour: 6-Aug, 6:00 PM, Blue Earth County Historical Society, 415 Cherry St., Mankato, $2-$5. After a successful walking tour of South Front Street, join us as we walk North Front Street talking about the second story tales. This tour is walking and standing for about two hours. For more information, contact us at 507-345-5566 or bechsam@hickorytech.net.. www.bechshistory.com/event/ fingerprints-08-2013. Faribault Pet Parade: 8-Aug, 7:00 PM, Central Park, Second Ave. NW, Faribault, Free. The Faribault Pet Parade is a longstanding tradition for Faribault. The event sparks the creativity of the community in the area, and gives their beloved pets an opportunity to strut their stuff! (You don’t need a pet to join the parade.) To be a participating member of the parade, simply consider the theme and prepare accordingly. Participants choose a category to enter in or can gather friends and build a float. Many local daycares and business build floats too. Parade starts on the corner of 2nd Ave NW, and 9th Street NW. Parade follows 2nd Ave. NW, ending at Central Park. Parade Categories: costumes, wagons, cats, dogs, unusual animals, farm animals, horses, bikes, scooter, rollerblades, carts, batterypowered vehicles, clowns, unusual pets, rabbits, and strollers. Come join the Fun Center Leaders to build a float for the 77th Annual Parade. We encourage youth to ride the float as well! Participation is free and open to youth ages 7-11 years. Youth should wear old clothes as it involves a lot of painting and messy assembling yippee! Build a Float Registration: Mon., Aug. 5; Tues., Aug. 6 Times: 12:304:30pm Location: Washington Rec Center Registrations will be taken at Park & Rec. Maximum 12 children a day. (Image courtesy of westofthei. com.). . Ashes to Ashes: 10-Aug, 5:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to

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visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery. com/. Rock Climbing-Just for Adults: 11-Aug, 8:00 AM, Barn Bluff Park, East Fifth St, Red Wing, $65 . Hosted by River Bend Nature Center, Faribault, MN. Learn the basics of rock climbing in this adult-only program. We will start on some easier climbs and progress as participant abilities allow. The climbs are typically about 40 feet in length and on a top-rope setup. Our climbing programs take place at Barn Bluff Park in Red Wing, MN. Call for directions. meet us there in the parking lot and we will get you on the rock! Climbing shoes, harness, and helmet provided. Socks required. Must be 18 and over. Preregistration is required.. www. rbnc.org. Wicked Bull Riding: 13-Aug, 8:00 PM, Steele County Fair Grounds, 1525 South Cedar Ave., Owatonna, $11-$14. Rain or shine, there will be 40 bucking bulls and professional clowns.. www.scff.org. Mankato Mud Run: 17-Aug, 10:00 AM, Loyola Hill, Loyola High School, 145 Good Counsel Drive, Mankato, $35-$60. Come support Habitat for Humanity while having some fun in the mud! This is the 3rd Annual Mankato Mud Run and 20% of proceeds will be donated to Habitat for Humanity of South Central. There will be a Family Friendly 3K, a Tough 5K, a Kids Race 3K and a costume contest! The event starts witht the 3K races (10:00 am-noon) and ends with the 5K races from (1:00 pm-3:00 pm). Contact Susan Ostendorf 507-388-2081 or hfhmkto@hickorytech.net for more information.. www. mankatomudrun.com/. Andrew Walesch: 17-Aug, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, Free. Cannon River Winery is a family-owned, award winning winery in Cannon Falls, Minnesota. We invite you to visit our tasting room in historic Cannon Falls, or picnic at our beautiful vineyard in Sogn Valley.. cannonriverwinery.com/. Vineyard Picnic and Tours: 17-Aug, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, free. The wineyard warmly welcomes the public to take a stroll through the vineyard and enjoy a picnic among the beautiful rolling hills of Sogn Valley. A 19th century timber frame barn completes the picturesque setting. You will swear for a minute you just stepped off a plane into the Napa Valley. You may pack a picnic lunch with wine (Cannon River wine only, please) and plan on spending time relaxing in our beautiful vineyard.. www.cannonriverwinery.com. “Relativity Enduro Auto Race: 17-Aug, 6:00 PM, Steele County Fair

Grounds, 1525 South Cedar Ave., Owatonna, $11-$20. Sponsored by: Four Seasons Centre; Wick Buildings; Treasure Island Resort, and Casino.. www.scff.org. Annual Dog Walk: 24-Aug, 8:00 AM, Brown County Humane Soceity, 1303 S. Valley St., New Ulm, Donation. Come walk dogs! Call 507-359-2312 for more information.. www. brownchumanes.org/UpComing_Events.html. Cannon River Winery: 7-Sep, 1:00 PM, Cannon River Winery, 421 Mill St. W., Cannon Falls, free. We warmly welcome the pulic to take a stroll through our vineyard and enjoy a picnic among the beautiful rolling hills of Sogn Valley. A 19th century timber frame barn completes the picturesque setting and you will swear for a minute you just stepped off a plane into the Napa Valley. You may pack a picnic lunch with wine (Cannon River wine only, please) and plan on spending time relaxing in our beautiful vineyard.. www.cannonriverwinery.com. River Valley 100-Mile Bike Ride: 15-Sep, 7:00 AM, Mankato Family YMCA, 1401 S. Riverfront Dr., Mankato, Free. A century bike ride (100 miles) is being organized for bike enthusiasts. The scenic route will go through St. Peter, Le Sueur, Kasota, Elysian, Eagle Lake, and St. Clair. The ride will start and end at the Mankato Family YMCA. Contact Julie Larsen julie@fosteryourdreams.com for more information.. .

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and ‘A Friend Like Me.’ Come discover the lavish journey that awaits your favorite characters.. www.choicesecure03. net/mainapp/eventschedule.as px?Clientid=StagesTheatre&pr od=ALADD. “Annie Footloose: 26-Jul, 7:30 PM, Paradise Center for the Arts, 321 Central Ave., Faribault, $15 . This high energy musical is based on the 1984 film of the same name. Ren is forced to move from Chicago to Bomont, a small town in the middle of nowhere, because his father has left his mother and him. He loves to dance but there is no dancing in Bomont. Ren finds love and helps others rediscover the joys in their lives.. www. paradisecenterforthearts.org. “Adam Richmond Performance of The Music Man: 4-Aug, 2:00 PM, Northfield Arts Guild, 304 Division St., Northfield, $10-$15. Fasttalking traveling salesman Harold Hill comes to River City, Iowa to make a quick buck. Talking his way into the hearts of the city, he promises to form a boy’s band. Little does he know that his own heart is about to be lost. Filled with delightful, memorable songs, this classic musical includes such favorites as Seventy Six Trombones, Goodnight My Someone, and Till There Was You! Tickest are $15 for adults and $10 for students and seniors. (Image provided by stagecoachers. com).. www.northfieldartsguild.org. “A Midsummer Night’s Dream Musical Performance: The Music Man: 9-Aug, 7:30 PM, Northfield Arts Guild, 304 Division St., Northfield, $10-$15. This classic show tells the story of Harold Hill, a traveling salesman who cons the people of River City, Iowa, into buying band uniforms and instruments for a band he has no intention of actually starting. Fortunately, Marion, the librarian, is able to see through him and may even convince him to have a change of heart. Admission cost is $15 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. (Image provided by artscatter.com).. www.northfieldartsguild.org. Theatrical Performance of Everybody Loves Opal: 9-Aug, 7:30 PM, Lakeville Area Arts Center, 20965 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, $14.50 . Opal, a middle-aged recluse, lives in a tumbledown mansion. She is also an optimist, for no matter how mean her lot she responds with kindness and faith in the goodness of human nature. Into her strange world enter three con artists on the run from the authorities. Opal provides the perfect hideout and possibly the remedy for their shattered finances. They decide that what she needs is plenty of insurance, a rapid demise, and three beneficiaries. Attempted murder wouldn’t seem to be funny, but in Mr. Patrick’s magical hands it is uproarious. Through it all,

Opal radiates kindness, affection and, strangely enough, gratitude. (Image provided by exploreminnesota.com).. www.lakevillemn.gov. “’The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,’ The Musical Musical Performance: The Music Man: 11-Aug, 2:00 PM, Northfield Arts Guild, 304 Division St., Northfield, $10-$15. This classic show tells the story of Harold Hill, a traveling salesman who cons the people of River City, Iowa, into buying band uniforms and instruments for a band he has no intention of actually starting. Fortunately, Marion, the librarian, is able to see through him and may even convince him to have a change of heart. Admission cost is $15 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. (Image provided by artscatter.com).. www.northfieldartsguild.org. Theatrical Performance of Everybody Loves Opal: 11Aug, 2:00 PM, Lakeville Area Arts Center, 20965 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, $14.50 . Opal, a middle-aged recluse, lives in a tumbledown mansion. She is also an optimist, for no matter how mean her lot she responds with kindness and faith in the goodness of human nature. Into her strange world enter three con artists on the run from the authorities. Opal provides the perfect hideout and possibly the remedy for their shattered finances. They decide that what she needs is plenty of insurance, a rapid demise, and three beneficiaries. Attempted murder wouldn’t seem to be funny, but in Mr. Patrick’s magical hands it is uproarious. Through it all, Opal radiates kindness, affection and, strangely enough, gratitude. (Image provided by exploreminnesota.com).. www.lakevillemn.gov. “Sister’s Summer School Catechism Sister’s Summer School Catechism: 16-Aug, 7:00 PM, Sheldon Theatre, 443 West 3rd Street, Red Wing, $17.50-$27.50. It’s summer and Sister is NOT happy. It seems the diocese has decided to offer a summer school catechism course for those students who weren’t paying attention all year. Instead of three relaxing weeks at the motherhouse, Sister is stuck with her students this summer! And summer is already rough enough for Sister - try wearing 50 pounds of gabardine in 90-degree heat! Sister will discuss such questions as, ‘Did Jesus have to go to summer school? or ‘What is an appropriate summer vacation for a practicing Catholic?’ And she’s sure to talk about the best way to make use of what’s left of your summer vacation. Beat the heat with Sister this summer, and if you know what’s good for you, don’t be late!. www.sheldontheatre. org. 651-388-8700”Theater: Dracula

It’s an organic out-of-this-world experience By BRENDAN BURNETT-KURIE editor@southernminnscene.com

ere are some things you need to know about The Big Wu drummer Terry Vandewalker: He likes using the word ‘organic.’ He doesn’t like dumb-ass frat boys. He’s not a fan of crap beer, but he’ll drink it. He says he doesn’t like to talk about money, but he does. A good amount. He spent last weekend thrashing his speedboat around the lake until he had tossed each of his kids off their tube and it ran out of gas and had to be towed. He once helped form a band in Northfield. He loves sharing stages with talented musicians. He couldn’t be more excited about the 13th (non-annual) Big Wu Family Reunion. The Family Reunion – which is more motto than festival name – is returning to Camp Maiden Rock in Morristown for the second straight year with a three-day, 20-band, twostage extravaganza that rocks and rolls from Aug. 8 to 10th. But 15 years ago, it all started with humble beginnings. The first Big Wu Family Reunion was held in 1998 at Latch Lake Studios in Eagan, six years after the band was formed. “We started doing these parties for our fans,” Terry says on a late-night phone call, during which it becomes apparent he’s in no rush to get to bed. “It was kind of like an old-fashioned beer fest. We just wanted to have a party for our fans, the people who were behind us and buying our first couple of records.” So in an old industrial park off I-35 a festival legend was born. Terry bought a dozen (or maybe it was a baker’s dozen?) kegs of beer. “We didn’t buy the crap beer,” he starts to say. “Well, we bought half decent beer and half of it was crap.”

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That year the cost was 15-20 bucks, they took your keys away from you and there was only one band playing for about 200 people. So a few things have changed. “Organically,” Vandewalker says, “it grew.” By 2003, the venue was Black River Falls, Wisc., after a three-year sojourn to Harmony Park, and 3,500 paid to come through the gates. Counting staff, crew members and all the bands, it had ballooned to about 4,000 people. “Everything we’ve done has always been something that progressed organically” – don’t say you weren’t warned -- “there’s never been some grandiose idea,” Terry says. “You just try to do the best thing you can do at that time and every year you add to it.” Every year until 2008, that is. That’s the year the Family Reunion went on hiatus, as the band had done for all intents and purposes in 2006. Terry’s wife, Beth, was tired from organizing the ever-growing festival, which would take upwards of six months of planning. And that’s where the story appeared to end. The band playing fewer and fewer shows – they sunk into single digits – and the Family Reunion left only in memory banks, traded mix tapes and a Wikipedia TICKETS: $60 for three days or you can purchase the $150 VIP tickets, which include an acoustic VIP concert with The Big Wu and Leftover Salmon, VIP camping, catered meals by Famous Big Wu chefs and VIP concert viewing area with shower and pool; you can also buy a $15 Aug. 8 preparty ticket if you already have a festival ticket HELP OUT: The Big Wu asks that each attendee bring one pound of canned goods to donate

page. Enter Mark Grundhoefer and his white steed to save the day. Grundhoefer joined the band in 2010 as a manager and guitarist, a keen eye on his first order of business. “You want to get that Family Reunion back?” he asked the gusy. They wondered. Did he have the staff? The volunteers? The marketing power? “Yeah, I do.” So in 2011 the Big Wu was born again, at Harmony Park, and as Terry calls it, was “mildly successful.” The next year it moved to Maiden Rock, a more structured campground closer to their fan base in the Twin Cities that’s complete with a renowned disc-golf course, a swimming pool (it even has a lifeguard, Terry exclaims), mini-golf, horseshoes and, of course, tetherball. Some of the old-time hippies were a little reticent, and attendance was about 1,300 last year (“It was a moderate success, it wasn’t blow-thedoors off”). But the reviews came in, and they came in hot. This year Terry hopes to have 1,700 in attendance. The Big Wu – its current lineup features Terry on drums, Chris Castino and Grundhoefer on guitar, Andy Miller on bass and Al Oikari on keyboard – will share the stage with fellow headliners Leftover Salmon

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and All Mighty Senators. In all, 20 bands ranging from bluegrass to rock to funk will each put on a show. It’s the mid-day performers that get Terry most excited, the up-andcomers that you’ve likely never heard about he hopes you’ll never forget. “You get those bands at the very, very front end of their life, the young kids who don’t have anything to lose,” Terry says. “They’re hungry, literally hungry, but also hungry for success. That is an exciting thing to see. There’s been a number of bands through the years who have played family reunion that have gone on to do great things.” Who knows which band that will be this year. One thing that is for certain: The Big Wu’s annual tradition of coming up with a wacky theme is in tact. In past year’s it’s been Pink Floyd, or songs about the sea. This year it’s about outer-space, but not aliens, Terry is quick to point out. “It’s about faraway places and wide-open spaces,” he says. “We’re putting our heads together right now about what we’ll pull off. There’s some really good ideas.” With the show less than a month away – the cheapest $50 ‘first cousin’ tickets are already sold out – the band is getting set to rehearse, here on Earth, of course. If Terry’s hope of 1,700 come out, it will be the largest Big Wu Family Reunion since the mid-2000s. But its success will be measured not by a ticket-counter at the gate, but by the Big Wu’s signature crowd, which Terry calls unique. There’s no fights, no bravado. “The riff-raff isn’t interested in our party,” he says. “This isn’t a party that’s going to be overtaken by dumb-ass frat boys. We’ve been blessed to have a great family that’s there to take care of each other. People are there to have a good time and unwind and listen to music and people interpret that in different ways. It’s organic.” Reach reporter Brendan Burnett-Kurie at editor@southernminnscene.com.

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Dating for Dollars in the New Economy By Jordan osterman editor@southernminnscene.com

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tall, striking blonde woman calmly strolls through the front doors of an upscale restaurant downtown. Making her way toward the bar her eyes lock with a man just past the row of tap beers. Hesitantly he stands up and tilts his head slightly to the side as the woman closes the final couple of feet between them. “Tiffany?” he asks as he extends his hand. “And you must be Dan,” she answers, taking his hand and allowing a sliver of perfectly white teeth to peek out as she smiles. “It’s nice to finally meet you in person.” A few seats away you turn your attention back to the conversation you’re having. You’ve seen all this before. Online dating has long been a portion of our social fabric, the mushy commercial montages accepted as part of the experience of watching a late-night syndicated episode of “Seinfeld” or “Friends.” But as you raise your glass for a sip of the restaurant’s house craft beer you notice the not-so-routine passage of three $100 bills into the woman’s hand, discreetly slipped from there into her clutch with a quick, “Oh, thank you,” accompanying the deposit. After confiding in your own dinner partner what you saw, throughout the next two hours you watch from a few tables away as a shared plate of dumplings, a salmon, a roast duck and four glasses of wine come and go between the Benjamin-exchanging pair. After a mutual waving off of the waiter’s idea of dessert the man signs for the check. The pair simultaneously rise from their seats and head for the door. Through the expansive front glass window you see the conversation continue outside as the valet brings up the woman’s car. Then, a hug, two smiles and the subtle vibration on the restaurant window as the car pulls away, the man turning and walking in the opposite direction. “What the hell was that?” you wonder aloud. No hotel card slid between their plates. No kiss on the cheek. No rings on either’s hands. Just, it seems, the exchange of cash and a date. Welcome to a hypothetical evening in the world of whatsyourprice.com an online dating sight with one seemingly simple catch: Men pay for the women to go on a date with them. The easiest “traditional” parallel to relate is that of

BOTTOM: A marketing piece for Whatsyourprice.com. Is this an innovative way for young singles to meet, or simply prostitution disguised as a dating site?

a charity auction, with men bidding for the “right” to take out a “beautiful” woman on a date. Of course in this situation there is no charity; the money goes directly to the woman, and after that date there is nothing stopping her from repeating the process as many times as she sees fit. And so it goes: a woman creates a profile and “sets her price” - essentially placing a value on what she believes a first date with her should be worth. Her profile is free to create and maintain. On the other end of a computer screen a man pays to have his profile created, and he can make offers to prospective female dating partners based on their profiles. If the woman likes his offer she can accept it, otherwise she can reject it or make a counter offer. Once a pair agrees on a price they set up their date and head out on their journey toward true love. Take a second to mull over how you feel about that whole process. Maybe let the lyrics of “The Beatles” reverberate through your mind as they tell you, “Can’t buy me love, everybody tells me so.” Then realize that “every-

body” around you might not be the right word almost 50 years after The Beatles belted their belief. Consider: Minnesota is the fourthhighest state in use of the site. Minnesotans are using the process - in relatively large numbers - that multiple people recently introduced to the idea related directly to prostitution. Given, the site itself is very explicit in its denouncement of any participation connecting to escort services; it goes so far as to put a cartoon silhouette of a woman crossed out with “ABSOLUTELY NO ESCORTS” written above and below it. So, assuming all participating parties understand that sex is not implied, the underlying idea is that monetary value can and should be placed on people - specifically females - to define their dating “worth.” The inherent problem with this is the objectification that comes with boiling down that worth in its purest form: physical attraction.

Female profiles are free, but only if the site’s controllers determine they are “beautiful” enough to meet its standards. You can almost imagine the sign on the proverbial front door: “Make money dating guys. Ugly chicks need not apply.” As one 24-year-old female pointed out, the ability to define someone’s value should belong to no one but the person and their potential dating partner. It shouldn’t be boiled down to being “beautiful enough,” and certainly shouldn’t come with a monetary price tag. This site, it seems, would argue otherwise. This objectification rings true for the bidding party as well. Nothing screams, “Money is all that really matters about you!” like having to out-bid other men for the right to take out a potential mate. Date. Of course, I meant date. But by existence alone - and reinforced by growing participation our society has spoken that this process is something we’re willing to consider. And, really, it’s not that new of an idea. For better or worse, “love” in the form of a potential partner has long been attached with notions of financial worth. In more ancient times families negotiated the exchange of commodities for a female to become a wife and be a part of her husband’s family, based in large part on physical well-being (beauty) and the ability to bear healthy children. Families were willing to receive several offers before “giving” - see, “selling” - their daughter’s hand in marriage. Perhaps it is the logical extension then of our current market society that monetary values be placed on people and their potential ability to “give” love. It is, after all, our country’s law that “United States coins and currency… are legal tender for all debts,

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Helping you find the best pig races, demolition derbies and cloggers. By Rich Larson editor@southernminnscene.com

elcome to County Fair season! It’s the time of year when we get together with our neighbors, eat some really good food that’s really bad for us, ride some rides run by the scariest people we’ve ever seen, and celebrate life down here. We

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s r i a F y t n u o C n n i M So all love the 4H exhibits and the livestock judging, because cows are a big deal in Southern Minnesota. So are goats, chickens and sheep. Even Llamas are getting some street cred around here. Part of the reason we live in SoMinn is the farm culture, and the pioneer skills that have been handed down to us.We all want to ge see that really cool quilt your brother-in-law’s aunt made. We all want to eat your sister’s homemade jam. We love the County Fair.

The very first SoMinn county fair kicks off on Wednesday, July 10th, with the 155th edition of the Winona County Fair. Along with the livestock judging and royalty coronations, there will be daily Master Gardener seminars and a Yarn Art & Conversation group. On July 10th, there will e a program in the Entertainment Tent at 4:00 entitled “I Remember When”. Veteran Winona County Fair attendees will share some of their favorite memories of the Fair. The Grandstand will host the Tri State Truck & Tractor Pull on July 11th (with fireworks to follow), the T&C Rodeo on the 12th, Trailer Races on the 13th, and the IMP Demolition Derby on the 14th. Admission is free. Parking is $4.00 for the day, or $7.00 for the season pass. Grandstand events are $12 fr adults, and $8 for kids.

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Rice County Fair July 16 – 21 Rice County Fairgrounds 1814 Second Ave NW, Faribault, MN www.ricecountyfair.net Rice County gets things going in Faribault on Tuesday, July 16th. It seems you can’t have a county fair in SoMinn without motor sports, and the good people of Rice County do not disappoint. Auto racing, truck and tractor pulls and a demolition derby are all on the menu, as is bull riding. Lot’s of daily contests, including a medallion hunt, a chili cook off, a hog calling contest and the Rice County Spelling Bee on the17th. Music is all over the place, highlighted by the White Sidewalls on Thursday the 18th, Katie Armiger on Wednesday the 17th and Good For Gary on Friday the 19th. But there’s good music on some of the smaller stages, too. Friday the 19th, check out Prairie Dog Fight Club on on the KDHL Cannon Stage, and if you’re anywhere within 50 miles of the beer garden on Saturday the 20th, DO NOT miss the Devon Worley Band. Admission to the fair is free. Parking is $5 per day, or $20 for the season pass. Grandstand events are $15.

Dodge County Free Fair July 17-21 Dodge County Fairgrounds 62922 State Highway 57, Kasson, MN www.dodgecountyfreefair.com The Dodge County Free Fair is up and running on Wednesday the 17th. This year the fair is featuring Extreme Bull Riding, Big Truck Pull (ie semi tractors), the Mud Bog Rough Riders and a demolition derby. There’s an exotic petting zoo for the kids, along with pig races. The band Good Vibrations seems to be setting up a residency at the Dodge County Fair, playing no less than three times over the five day extravaganza. The Dodge County Free Fair is – you guessed it – free! Parking can be an issue, but you aren’t even paying for that, so you might not mind walking a little bit farther than expected. Grandstand events range in price from $5 for kids to as much as $12. A pit pass for the demolition derby will run you $20.

Wabasha County Fair July 17-20 Wabasha County Fairgrounds Coulee Way & Highway 60, Wabasha, MN www.wabashacountyfair.org The Wabasha county fair kicks off on Wednesday the 17th, as well (although there is 4H non-livestock judging on Tuesday the 16th). This year you’ll find clogging, a talent show (the winner moves on to the big amateur show at the State Fair), a Tribute to Elvis, the Sawtooth Bluegrass band, and two(!) demolition derbies – one on Wednesday and one on Saturday with a show by the Backlash Band to follow. But, if you come for nothing else, come for the Redneck Olympics, which is open to all participants. Then email pictures and let me know what the hell that’s all about. Admission to the Wabasha County Fair is free. Grandstand events run $12 for adults and $6 for kids under twelve.

Waseca County Free Fair July 17-21 Waseca County Fairgrounds 409 8th Ave NE, Waseca, MN www.wasecacountyfair.org July 17th is very popular for County Fair goers. Waseca County makes the third SoMinn fair starting up that day. Right off the bat there’s the Minn-E-Rod Tractor Pull on Wednesday the 18th. The rest of the week offers a compact car and a full size car enduro race, the Old Iron Classic Demolition Derby, an appliance race, a trailer race, and something called Car Soccer (you have to love the County Fair, man). Daily Contests include butterfly drawing, milk chugging

and three separate eating contests (Subway, Domino’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings). There’s also a 3K Mud Run Obstacle Course, Vogel’s Exotic petting Zoo and Pony Rides, the Summer Bluejay Blast Talent show, and the 2nd annual farm chore olympics. The Waseca County Free Fair is free. Grandstand events are $12 for adults and $5 for kids under twelve. Pit Passes for the motor events are $20.

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July 23-27 Faribault County Fairgrounds 235 Midway Road, Blue Earth, MN www.faribaultcountyfair.com Down in Blue Earth, the Faribault County Fair is rolling on July 23rd. Like Olmsted County, they’re hosting Supercross races, Along with the United Pullers of Minnesota Pickup and Tractor pull, and the Masters of Disaster Demolition Derby. The Grandstand will also host the band Southern Raised playing a free show, and the Spectacular 80’s arena rock cover band Hairball. Sherwin & Pam Linton will be in the entertainment tent on Wednesday the 24th, and 15 year old sining prodigy Devon Worley brings her band to the tent on the 25th. Free admission. Some Grandstand events are free, some are $10, some are $13, and Hairball is $15.

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From 45 others in Southern Minnesota. The music in the Grandstand features The Dweebs, G.B. Leighton and Rocket Club (featuring Chris Hawkey of KFAN radio). There’s the demo derby, and the tractor pull, and the motocross races, but they also add in a strong man competition and some really cool Draft Horse shows. Fair admission is free. Parking is $10. Grandstand events are $10 for adults and $5 for kids.

Freeborn County Fair July 30-August 4 Freeborn County Fairgrounds 1031 Bridge Ave, Albert Lea, MN www.freeborncountyfair.com Well, first of all, there’s some big league talent headed for Freeborn County: Kellie Pickler on July 30th, Sawyer Brown on July 31st, Dustin Lynch on August 1st, Kenny Rogers on August 2nd, and Chris Cagle on August 3rd. You could make the case that that’s better than what’s being offered at the State Fair Grandstand this year, and easily it’s the best Country lineup of the summer – at least south of WE Fest. You’ve still got all the other things we love about the county fair – livestock shows, tractors, a demolition derby, pig races, and um, elephants. I think I want to live at the Freeborn County Fair. General Admission for people over the age of ten is $9. Seniors can get in for $4 on Wednesday the 30th. Early pricing for a season pass is $36, but after July 27th, it jumps to $42. Each of those prices includes admission to the Grandstand. Parking is $5 for the day, $15 for the season.

Blue Earth County Fair August 1-3 Shady Oaks Campground, Garden City, MN see website for directions www.blueearthcountyfair.org There’s a million things to do and see at the Blue Earth County Fair, so why is it I zeroed right in on the Celebrity Pie Eating Contest? Well, I guess we all have to aspire to something. For those of you who don’t want to see your local DJ covered in blueberries, Blue Earth County is offering up Go-Cart Races, a Demolition Derby, Dazzling Dave the Yo-Yo

master, a chainsaw artist, camel rides, the National Guard Climbing Wall, and lot’s of music. Check out Sterns County 17 on August 3rd in the Beer Garden.

Dakota County Fair August 5-11 Dakota County Fairgrounds 4008 220th St W, Farmington, MN www.dakotacountyfair.org One of the really cool things about the Dakota County fair is the Dakota City Heritage Village. It’s a chance to step back in time and experience a little bit of what it was like to live in Dakota County around 1900. You can vote in the town hall, get some ice cream at the local drug store, and even read the daily Dakota City Free Press. Back in the present, you’ll see donkey races, a tractor pull, bull riding, a demolition derby and Love and Theft plays at the Grandstand on August 8th. Admission is $5 for adults, $2 for juniors (6-12) and seniors (60 and up). Children 5 and under are free. A Season Pass is $20. Parking is $5 for the day, $15 for the week. Grandstand events are $12 for adults and $6 for kids, except for the Love and Theft show which is $25-$30 depending on where you want to sit.

Goodhue County Fair August 6-11 Goodhue County Fairgrounds 44279 County 6 Blvd, Zumbrota, MN www.goodhuecountyfair.com August 10th is Kid’s Day in Goodhue County, and in an attempt to engage the most elusive of all demographics – the teenage girl – they’ve come up with a brilliant contest: cell phone texting. The rest of the week is filled with fun stuff, too, including a fashion show, a demolition derby, a truck & tractor pull, a lawn mower derby, and cow pie bingo. Lost Highway plays the Grandstand on Friday, August 9th. Admission to the Fair is $3. Grandstand events are $10.

Mower County Free Fair August 6-11 Mower County Fairgrounds 700 12th St SW, Austin, MN www.mowercountyfair.com It’s easy to find the Fairgrounds in Austin, all you have to do is look for Buffy, the

15 foot tall fiberglass cow who stands to welcome everyone. Other events include a talent show, a classic car show, fireworks on Tuesday the 6th, and a Turkey calling contest on Saturday the 10th. Over in the Grandstand you’ll find rodeo, a tractor pull, demolition derbies, motocross races, and the wonderfully strange spectacle that is Hairball. There is no admission to the Free Fair. Grandstand events are $10, except for Hairball, who will run you $15.

Brown County Free Fair August 7-11 Brown County Fairgrounds 1201 N State Street, New Ulm, MN www.browncountyfreefair.com You think you have a hard time keeping your dog out of the water? Wait until you see the Dock Dog competition at the Brown County Fair. Dogs are judged in three disciplines: Big Air, Extreme Vertical and Speed Retrieve. Honestly, I can tell you that there is hardly a more enjoyable spectator sport. You should check these guys out. Brown County also has motocross races, a couple demolition derbies, a talent show, The Amazing Hoopsters (this is hula hoops, not basketball), and music from – among others Sweet Siren and Brat Pack Radio. There is no admission charge for the fair. Demolition Derby tickets are $12, and motocross tickets are $10.

Nicollet County Fair August 7-11 Nicollet County Fairgrounds 400 West Union Street, St. Peter, MN www.nicolletcountyfair.com The Nicollet County Fair gets rolling on August 7th with a gigantic outdoor movie in the Grandstand. These days, that’s probably the closest you’ll get to an old fashioned drive-in theater, so take advantage when you can. Harness racing returns to the Fair on the 7th as well, followed by a truck & tractor pull, a couple demolition derbies, and an ATV pull. No admission to the Fair itself, although rumor has it parking could cost you $3. Tickets for harness racing and the ATV pull are $5, the truck pull and the demolition derby is $10. There is an All Grandstand Events wristband that runs $35 and will give you early entry into the events, just in case you want to feel like a big shot.

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The Steele County Free Fair boasts that it is the largest county fair in the state. With more than 320,000 visitors in 2012, it’s hard to argue that fact. Organizers credit the large crowds to roaming performers, more than 7000 exhibits, three free stages for music, and a lumberjack show. It probably also helps that most of the things at the Steele County Free Fair are free. Everybody loves free stuff. So, it then follows that admission to the fair is free. The things that will cost you money are the grandstand events which range in price from $3 to $16.

Houston County Fair August 14-18 Houston County Fairgrounds 203 S History Lane, Caledonia, MN www.houstoncountyfair.com You want to be entertained Minnesota style? It doesn’t get more Minnesota than Leroy Larson & the Minnesota Scandinavian Ensemble, who will play the Houston County fair on Saturday, August 18th. There’s also a Lumberjack contest, a Skid Loader rodeo, a talent contest, a demolition derby, a Lego contest, a senior citizens spelling bee, and a diaper derby (because how great is it to race babies?). Grandstand events vary in price. Starting August 9th, you can purchase an all events pass for $36.

LeSueur County Free Fair August 15-18 Le Sueur County Fairgrounds 320 S Plut Ave, Le Center, MN www.lesueurcountyfair.org The 156th annual LeSueur county fair starts Thursday, August 15th. It’s the final SoMinn County Fair of the year, so it’s your last chance to take in the bull riding, tractor pulls, and demolition derbies, along with the livestock judging and carnival rides, and great music that comes along with a great county fair. The LeSueur county Fair is free, so just go and enjoy it.

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Zip line canopy tour promises thrills high above ground A Kerfoot Canopy Tour staffer walks across a suspension bridge on the course in the Minnesota River Valley just north of Henderson. (Courtesy of Kerfoot Canopy Tour)

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etting out and exploring nature in traditional ways like hiking, fishing or bird watching can be very relaxing for some, but for others, these activities and nature in general translate to one word — boring. Lee Kerfoot and his colleagues at Kerfoot Canopy Tour want to give those folks a different way to view nature — from 150 feet up in the air. On a two and a half hour long tour — complete with high-speed zip lines, a 170foot suspension bridge, spiral staircases to treetop platforms, breathless views of the Minnesota River Valley and loads of environmental knowledge from trained guides — adventure-seekers, nature buffs and even city dwellers will experience the outdoors like never before. “My wife and I love outdoor recreation,” said Kerfoot, the owner and founder of the Kerfoot Canopy Tour in Henderson. “We looked at this land and thought “there are kids in the city who have never really seen the outdoors. This could change one of their lives and their views on everything.’” Located 8 miles north of Henderson on the Scenic Byway, the course is nestled into the bluffs of the Minnesota River Valley, with zip lines that stretch over deep ravines and treetop platforms that provide incredible views of the vegetation and wildlife both below and in the skies. Adventurers get immersed in the forests of the Minnesota River Valley while walking across suspension bridges on the Kerfoot Canopy Tour. (Erin O’Neill/ Le Sueur News-Herald)

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TOP: Lee Kerfoot (left) and two Kerfoot Canopy Tour guides take in the view on a treetop platform before zip-lining through the forest below. (Courtesy of Kerfoot Canopy Tour) RIGHT: The treetop platforms of the Kerfoot Canopy Tour offer breathtaking views of the Minnesota River Valley. (Erin O’Neill/Le Sueur News-Herald) BOTTOM RIGHT: The Kerfoot Canopy Tour features multiple zip lines, some stretching over ravines as deep as 150 feet. (Erin O’Neill/Le Sueur News-Herald)

Though the thrills the course offers are undeniable, Kerfoot wanted this outdoor adventure experience to give participants more than just an adrenaline rush. “Zip lines are just for thrills,” said Kerfoot of other strictly adventure-based courses around the country. “But a canopy tour is thrills and education.”

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Matt Braaten Doesn’t Walk Far Enough Debut Album Falls Far Short of its Ambitious Goals By RICH LARSON editor@southernminnscene.com

here’s a lot to like about Matt Braaten. He’s clearly an ambitious guy who’s willing to do a lot of work to get his name out there. The St. Olaf graduate has spent quite a bit of time working in improv comedy, and by all accounts has had some success since he moved to Los Angeles. But, there’s a thing with successful actors that, deep down, they really want to be rock stars. Sometimes that works, because there are people out there who just have that much talent. But sometimes it doesn’t. For now, we’re going to say that the jury’s still out on Matt Braaten. His new album, Walk in the Sun , is a curious case indeed. It has a sound rooted deep in the power pop of the early 90’s, and musically it’s a fine example of how to create great melody without sacrificing quality. The drums are mixed right, the guitars have the right effects on them. The vocals are double tracked at the proper moments. The riffs make for some pretty good hooks. In fact, the basic tracks are really good. I’m a guy who truly enjoys this Cities-97-circa-1995 brand of rock, and I’ll say very matter of factly that Braaten knows how to construct a song. That is, until he opens his mouth. It’s not that the guy can’t sing, because, while he’s no Sinatra, he’s fine. But he is not a lyricist. Throughout the album he consistently

demonstrates very little understanding of vocal phrasing, and even less about writing a decent verse. The guy can play, and he can sing a little bit. But he seems lost, and a little clueless. He thinks he’s profound, when in fact, he’s flat out clumsy. A good example of this is the song Cried A Little. With a spare acoustic guitar and a haunting trumpet , Braaten creates a good dramatic mood. The music gives us the feel of a guy who’s trying to sort things out after his girl left him. It has that taking a journey feel. He creates tension with well placed pauses in his vocals, and then lands absolutely flat by saying nothing of consequence. “Getting older is easy to do/just sit back and it will come to you/whether you want it or not we all start to breakdown/I just don’t understand why its/why its/.../ happening now.” Even more disappointing

is the failed promise of Could’ve Been. It’s a perfectly crafted pop song, with words that could’ve been written by an eighth grader. Braaten is able to create some great expectations with his music, and then consistently ham-hand the payoff. It feels like he put months of work into writing the music, and then wrote the lyrics in an afternoon. To be sure, Walk in the Sun has it’s moments. The title track, with it’s bouncy Fast Times At Ridgemont High guitar riff immediately makes you feel the warmth of the Southern California sun. Clearly this is a man who loves his life, and it comes through loud and clear in his music. But the homerun on this album is Love Song. Towards the end of the album, Braaten finally shows us that he can put the whole thing together; great arrangement, interesting melody, and touching lyrics that never get sappy. Ironically the refrain says “This love song/sorry it took me so long/ I just wanted to get it right”. Unfortunately, those moments are few and far between. Walk in the Sun is so disappointing because it’s clear Braaten has talent. Clumsy as the lyrics are, they will bounce around in your head when the music stops playing. And that’s the aggravating part of this. You want to take away his guitar, hand him a rhyming dictionary, and tell him that he just needs to work a little harder at this. Rich Larson is the editor of Southern Minnesota SCENE. You can reach him at editor@southernminnscene.com.

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ust another werewolf book? Maybe. Though we’re technically in “lycan” territory with Benjamin’s Percy’s “Red Moon.” The book itself starts off with a bang. Government agents kick down Claire Forrester’s door and murder her parents, a pair of revolutionaries associated with the lycan liberation movement. Patrick Gamble steps onto a plane and steps off the only passenger left alive. A politician hoping to get lucky gets infected with lobos, the lycan disease instead. Percy’s pseudo-America is populated with the paranormal. Werewolves or

lycans have lived among humans for hundreds of years. It’s a “condition.” Lyconthropy is caused by a bloodborne contagion and roughly 1 in 20 Americans carry it. Many of the lycans live in a place called the Lupine Republic, a small sliver of land sandwiched between Finland and Russia. Others live in the U.S., heavily drugged and incapable of clear thought, much less transformation. In the midst of this Claire and Patrick, teenagers whose worlds are turned upside down, find some sort of ill-fated loved. As the world crumbles around them and the the country’s leaders invoke the Patriot Act in an attempt to squelch a lycan uprising, they exchange emails, drawn together after a chance meeting and a daring rescue. Separately, they represent two different sides in heated debate over human and lycan rights. Together they seem to prove that passivity may be the only way to avoid conflict. Though the book threatens to turn into a romance, a plethora of alternative plot-lines help it avoid that fate. Percy takes every opportunity he gets to show off how well he writes, introducing new characters and weaving them into the main story to create some kind of “bigger picture” that at times leaves the reader shouting “ahha!” and at others has them crinkling their brow. Ripe with metaphor and heavily thematic, “Red Moon” could be almost considered a political allegory. But though the word “lycan” can easily be substituted with “Muslim,” “homosexual” or “Jew,” turning the novel into an intriguing bit of social commentary, perhaps it is better read without doing so. While equating such terms with the marginalized lycan may make sense superficially, it carries some deeper connotations. It equates those groups with a creature that may appear human, but is not. It implies that under the surface, those groups are significantly different than than “we.” It would seem better to avoid such allegory altogether. And there is no happy ending, noth-

ing to suggest that lycans and humans can live side by side. As the plot escalates, a nuclear meltdown shuts down the Pacific Northwest. Mayhem ensues. Even the plot itself begins to break down. What may at one point have been an argument against narrow-mindedness and an exploration of its consequences becomes a desperate attempt to revive some of the novel’s earlier momentum. There is, however, a lot to be said about that momentum. It carries the reader through almost all the way to the end. If you read the story for what it is—a supernatural thriller—you’ll be left feeling satisfied. Though its conclusion may have you scratching your head, it’s definitely worth the read. “Red Moon” is both imaginative and exciting. Percy has taken a risk and in many ways it pays off. The book may not succeed as a social commentary, but it does succeed as an original piece of fiction. Reach reporter Jessica Bies at editor@southernminnscene.com.

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“Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek; soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.” -- Alice May Brock auces have been around for centuries. During Roman times, sauces were used to hide the flavor and taste of meat that was possibly not as fresh as it should have been. They concocted sauces using an abundance of different spices, seasonings and flavors in order to disguise the real taste of the tainted food. Hurray for refrigeration! But having a ‘fridge’ doesn’t mean we should stop using sauces! To me, a meal without a sauce is like a day without sunshine! The base of a sauce is some form of liquid, which could be milk, stock, wine or a vegetable or fruit juice. This liquid is then thickened with a thickening agent such as flour, fat, eggs, cream, arrowroot or corn flour. Some sauces are cooked and then reduced until the desired consistency and thickness has been achieved. The word “sauce” is actually a French word that means a relish that makes food more attractive. It is derived from the Latin word ‘salsa’ which means ‘salted’. Both mean to make food taste even better.

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Leave it to the French to master the sauce! The French perfected five basic sauces that are the foundation for nearly every other sauce; aptly named the “mother” sauces.

The fabulous five are:

all of your attention; turn off the phone for 15 minutes. Sauces that contain butter and eggs are a little trickier, as sometimes they have a tendency to separate and curdle. It is best to prepare these sauces just before serving the meal, so that they can be made and then served immediately.

- Béchamel or white sauce-cream based, - Velouté or blond sauce-white stock based, - Espagnole or brown sauce-brown stock based, - Hollandaise or butter sauce-egg based, and finally - Tomato or red sauce. Some say number 5 is the Vinaigrette. Let’s call them 5A and 5B! For all intents and purposes, if you master these 5 sauces you can make ANY sauce! Many people think that sauces are very difficult to make, however, they are not. A perfect sauce can be made in matter of minutes and all it requires is a little patience, concentration and time. Sauces usually require constant attention, as you will need to whisk or stir constantly and take care not to burn the sauce or allow it to stick to the bottom of the pan, so make sure it has

Béchamel sauce is a sauce made from equal quantities of butter and flour called a roux (“roo”) to which milk or cream is added and whisked until it thickens. The sauce is then seasoned with salt, white pepper and nutmeg. The thickness of the sauce will depend on how much flour and butter is used. The greater the quantities used, the thicker the sauce will be. For a basic béchamel sauce, use one tablespoon of both butter and flour to one cup of liquid (1:1:1). Add more butter and flour for a thicker sauce. Bechamel sauce is used in many well-known recipes such as macaroni cheese, lasagna and moussaka and it is also the basis for soups, pies and croquettes. It can be served on its own, accompanying fish, cheese, egg and gratin dishes. When the sauce was first invented

in France around 1650 during the reign of Louis XIV, it was prepared by cooking veal stock, milk and seasonings over a low heat, straining the sauce through a sieve and then adding cream. Now there are generally two methods of preparing the sauce. The first method is very quick, and is made by preparing a roux and whisking in milk. The second method is a more traditional and slower way of making the sauce. Prepare the quick sauce with a whole onion studded with cloves and peppercorns, a peeled carrot and stalk of celery and simmer the mixture for about 30 minutes. Strain it when it is done. This method is incredibly flavorful for only a little more preparation. Either version may be stored in the refrigerator for a couple of days.

(white sauce) 1 tablespoon butter 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1 cup milk or cream Freshly ground nutmeg, to taste Salt and (white) pepper 1. In a medium saucepan, melt the butter over a fairly low heat. 2. Add the flour and whisk into the butter to form a thick and smooth paste. Cook for at least a couple of minutes to ‘cook out’ the raw flour

taste. 3. Pour in a quarter of the milk and whisk until a smooth, white liquid has formed with no lumps. Add the remainder of the milk and whisk. 4. Turn to a medium heat. Bring the liquid to the soft boil, stirring continuously. 5. As the sauce starts to boil and thicken, reduce the heat to low and simmer for 5 10 minutes, stirring frequently. 6. Season with the salt and pepper and nutmeg. (light sauce) 2 cups of chicken (fish or veal) stock 4 tablespoon butter 4 tablespoon all-purpose flour Salt and pepper 1. In a medium saucepan, melt the butter over a fairly low heat. 2. Whisk in the flour and cook the paste mixture, stirring frequently until it turns pale yellow in color. This should take several minutes. 3. Whisk in half of the stock. Make sure that the paste has dissolved and a sauce has formed without any lumps. 4. Whisk in the remaining stock. Bring the liquid to a gentle simmer. 5. Reduce the heat but continue to sim-

mer the sauce for about 25 minutes, stirring from time to time and skimming off any skin that forms on the top. 6. Once the sauce has reached the desired consistency, season with salt and pepper and strain the sauce through a sieve. (brown sauce) As its second name suggests, this sauce is brown in color and is also very strong and rich in taste. For this reason, a large amount of Espagnole sauce is often made and then smaller amounts of it are used to make other sauces. Espagnole sauce is typically prepared from vegetables and herbs that are cooked in a browned roux to which a dark stock (veal or beef) and tomato paste are then added. The sauce is left to simmer for around two hours until it reduces to a thick brown sauce. The final stage is to pass the sauce through a sieve, which will strain all of the vegetables, lumps and unwanted ingredients. Traditionally, Espagnole sauce can take several hours to prepare, so here is a modified one-hour version. It’s worth the hour! If you are going to freeze some, you may want to double or triple the recipe. As the sauce has been made using a dark meat stock, it is always served with beef, pork, lamb and

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sometimes game. (brown sauce) 2 cups brown meat stock 2 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons chopped bacon 1 chopped carrot 1 chopped shallot 4 tablespoons chopped mushrooms 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons tomato paste 1 bouquet garni (Thyme, parsley and bay leaves tied with kitchen string to form a bouquet and is added to soups, stocks, marinades and stews in order to give them a special herby flavor) Salt and pepper 1. Melt the butter in a large saucepan; add the chopped bacon and cook for 2 minutes. 2. Add the chopped vegetables and continue to gently fry all the ingredients until the vegetables have softened. 3. Whisk in the flour and cook the flour mixture (roux) over medium/low heat until it turns a dark brown color. Do not allow it to burn. 4. Whisk in the meat stock a little at a time. 5. Continue to stir the sauce continuously until it thickens. Add the tomato paste, the

bouquet garni and season with salt and pepper. 6. Reduce the heat and simmer very gently for about an hour. 7. Skim the top of the sauce from time to time. 8. When the sauce is ready, you should have a thick brown strong-tasting sauce. Strain the sauce into a new pan through a sieve so that only the liquid passes through. 9. Serve as you wish or freeze the sauce in ½ cup containers to make other sauces. 10. Other sauces that are derived from Espagnole sauce are: Madeira sauce: ½ cup Espagnole sauce mixed with 1 cup of Madeira wine. Mushroom sauce: 1 cup Espagnole sauce and ½ cup mushrooms. Bordelaise sauce: ½ cup Espagnole sauce with 1 cup red wine, shallots and herbs. Lyonnaise sauce: 1 cup Espagnole sauce with sautéed onions, parsley and white wine. Next month we’ll discuss Hollandaise, Red Sauce, and the Vinaigrette. – Jill Mackey is a Faribault foodie. Got a question about food or drinks for Jill? Email editor@southernminnscene.com

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You’re going to find yourself feeling confident and comfortable this month, Cancer. Your personal life might undergo a few changes, but keep up that zen-like feeling and stay true to yourself. Everything will work out just fine. A word of caution: just because you feel like a million bucks does not mean your bank account is on the same page. Be wary of how freely you let your credit cards fly.

Patience and concentration are important for you this month, Virgo. You’re going to have a lot on your plate that you’ll want done fast and done correctly. Pick one.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22) You’ll find yourself unstoppably flirtatious this month, so go ahead and buy that cutie at the end of the bar a drink. Don’t be afraid to lay on the charm, either. Be advised, however, that all of this hot-and-heavy energy is a direct result of your efforts to get in touch with your emotions. Set aside a little bit of ‘me time’ before you head out to do some dirty dancing. The results will be astounding.

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community college public speaking summer course and power thru. Confront your issues honestly and directly if you want things to get better by the end of the month.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) You started the month out with a few misunderstandings. These snafus will inspire you to seek out new experiences later in the month. Book a trip to a non-English speaking country, attend a cultural festival, or just try to order from the Chinese menu using the words instead of “The number five, spicy.” Branching out will do you a world of good.

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(Oct 24-Nov 21) The past month has been full of frustration, hasn’t it, Scorpio? Unfortunately, the setbacks aren’t done for you yet. Summon up all of the patience, organization, and effective communication tools you learned from that

Your motto for the month is “work hard, play hard”. You’re giving 100% in every aspect of your life, and while it’s sure to bring about some good (a promotion or a new friend), it’s going to wear you down by month’s end. Try to take it easy every now and then.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) Despite your best efforts, you’re burned out, Aquarius. Take the last half of the month and really focus on yourself. Several people will approach you for support and nurturing during this time, and you’ll have to politely tell them ‘no’ if you want to keep yourself afloat. Look out for Number One.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20) You’re social/love life is flourishing, so now’s the time to focus on your work life. Round up a few co-workers for happy hour and get to know that guy who always wears a sweater, that girl who always brings the best smelling lunches, or that couple that spends more time bickering by the copy machine than actually working.

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Stop. Your social calendar is full this month, so before you accept another invitation to a cook out, an ice-cream social, or a weekend canoe trip, just consider how many obligations you’ve made vs. how many days in the month there are.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) It’s a great month to get the family together, Taurus. Have lunch with mom, go golfing with dad, and stop by old Aunt Hedith’s for some cookies and conversation. When you’re sick of hearing Uncle Milton talk about how they used to fill up the gas tank with a nickel, sneak away to the nurturing arms of an investment banker. Wall Street is a great place for you this month.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) You and Aries must be in the same social circles, Gemini, because you too have spread yourself pretty thin. Carve out some time to focus on things other than “Who’s bringing the potato salad?”. It’s the perfect month to hammer out some of those ‘being an adult’ details. Start with your finances and see where a budget takes you by next month.

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