MOZ A
for us fun with handmade type inspired by our friend gail anderson足
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“Hey dude did eat my ACID?” said Chong. “Hey “Heydude dudedid didyou you you eat eat my my ACID?” ACID?” said said Chong Chong “No man but your is melting off!” said Cheech. “No “Noman manbut butyour yourface face face isis melting melting off.” off.” said said Cheech Cheech
Stop looking at my BOOBS, Jimmy! You are making them uncomfortable.
Judy has a huge Booty Judy has a huge BOOTY.
“Hey did you see that chicken looking thing outside?” said Johnny. “No that’s just my huge cock,” replied Dominic.
The CHIPMUNK bit Jim right in the ass.
“DAMN it, Jane! I told you not to invite Joey to the kegger. He is drunk as fuck.”
My boss, Dick, can be a real asshole sometimes.
My boss, Dick, can be a real asshole sometimes.
“Hey Mike, what do ELECTRIC eels taste like?” “I don’t know, but I bet it’s shocking!”
All these HOES want a piece of Daquan because his new mixtape is hella fire.
Jimmy didn’t know that it is ILLEGAL to stealdidn’t otherknow people’s now he is Jimmy that pugs, it is ILLEGAL to in jail. steal other people’s pugs, now he is in jail.
Kanye West takes his Kanye rest in his Kanye nest so he can wake up and be his KANYE best.
It LITERALLY means whatever you want it to. Language is dead.
Sally realized her MUFFIN TOP is now a pound cake.
“Hey Jane, I’m about to train for this marathon, do you want to come with me?” said John. “No thanks, just finished my NETFLIX marathon, that’s enough marathons for one day!” said Jane.
“Why is little Billy barking at the mailman?” asked Janet. “Haven’t you heard? He’s an OTHERKIN,” replied George.
You know it’s hard out here for a PIMP, when you are trying to get this money for the rent. You know its hard out here for a PIMP when you are trying to get this money for the rent.
“What’s the secret to our 65 years of marriage? Bubbles and QUICKIES.”
“Noyou Tiffany, go to Daquan’s trap house. “No can’t gocan’t toDaquan’s Daquan’s trap house, “NoTiffany, Tiffany, you can’tyou go to trap house. It’s too RATCHET.” it’s too RATCHET.” RATCHET.” It’s too “ButII just mom, I justtwelve!” turned twelve!” “But just turned twelve!” “But mom, mom, turned
Samuel L. Jackson and Indiana Jones are tired of these mother fucking SNAKES on this mother fucking plane.
When you like all her pics and she doesn’t pay you any mind. Jonathan needs to get his THIRSTY ass some water.
Keep earth clean it’s not URANUS.
Keep earth clean its not Uranus
“My VIAGRA addiction was the hardest time of my life.”
Putin’s waifu, Yukiko, comforts him after a long day of riding bears. Putin’s waifu, Yukiko, comforts him after a long day of riding bears
“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly has never tried XANAX!�
“It’s all fun and games until a fetish for YEASTIALITY is mentioned.”
A ZOMBIE doesn't want brains, it wants wifi.
fun with handmade type typography1/2015