March 15, 2021
Weird days in March Aliens and recorders? Alexis Swoyer, Social media editor March is full of random and crazy days that really make you stop and think who even thought of this… and why? Starting off this week March 16th, “everything you do is right day”. This one definitely is not the weirdest one we have this month but it definitely is a weird one. Imagine someone coming up to you and telling you that they are completely right and can say or do anything that is “right” to them just because the day tells them they can. Next up is March 20th, which is “extraterrestrial abductions day” and this one is definitely a weird one. We have a whole day dedicated to being abducted by aliens. Today is the day for people
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who are convinced that they have been abducted by aliens at some point in their life, they are really shining through today. They might not seem so insane for just one day. Coming up right behind our aliens is March 21st “play the recorder day”, I feel absolutely awful for anyone who partakes in this day. Or if you just happen to be stuck around someone who loves to play the recorder. I remember back in the elementary school days, those things would honestly make yours and your parents ears bleed. I don’t know anyone that could’ve made those instruments sound good. There are two different
slightly weird things we can celebrate on March 22nd, the first one we can be celebrating is “talk like William Shakespeare day” which I honestly think would be very fun but at the same time very confusing. I’m pretty sure the majority of us have read Shakespeare at least once in our lifetime and know how confusing it may be, but I bet you all the English teachers would have a blast. Our second is “goof-off day” which is honestly pretty weird, like why do we need one day to goof off and have fun? All this reminds me of is doing the hokey pokey in some office or in like a law firm or something.
I once saw a bumper sticker that said “what if the hokey pokey was what it's all about.” I honestly believe that. Also gives you something to think about. The last day of March (literally) that I want to point out is the 31st, this one is honestly a pretty weird one. “Bunsen Burner day” if any of you remember or are in chemistry class you probably can remember what this is. It’s a very weird object to have it’s own day for. Like who uses a bunsen burner in their everyday life? Not most of us.
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