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pub notes Announcements Staff of Life If you haven’t sampled Richard Saunders’ home-baked bread at the Athens Farmers Market, give yourself a treat. Saunders recently built an oven in his backyard and set about learning how to bake bread in large batches. He tapped into a national network of DIY bread bakers and spent some time in New Hampshire and Maine working with experienced bakers. He also learned a lot about the different kinds of flour, and what he’s doing in his backyard is making serious, nutritious, tasty bread.

One bite tells you why bread used to be called the “staff of life”—soon to be available in the Tuesday market at Little Kings, too.

What a Life! The life of Despy Karlas Ljungdahl will be celebrated in a memorial service at 7 p.m. Sunday evening, June 27 at the Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens, 780 Timothy Rd. Friends and former students, through music and reminiscences, will honor Despy, and there’s a reception afterward. Despy was a star performer as a pianist, a demanding and beloved teacher, a wise friend and a shrewd manager of her own resources. Though her career at the University of Georgia began when it was a small college where all the faculty knew each other and lasted through the rapid growth to megauniversity, she remained focused on her students—in the classroom and at the piano—and her students remember her fondly.

Roadblock The university has announced plans to reconfigure North Hull Street, i.e., to close a stretch of it where it passes the new Russell Library. You can still get down to Baxter, but you’ll basically have to drive around the new building, detouring along Florida Avenue to reach Baxter. That means people won’t have to cross the street walking to the library, and of course they’ll be safer in their quest for knowledge. For drivers it messes up another shortcut. If you’re coming up Broad and want to get over to Baxter, you can hang a right at Hull and shoot straight down to Baxter without having to go up to Lumpkin and endure all those traffic lights.

In that same area there used to be a grand little shortcut if you were coming back up Lumpkin toward town and wanted to go left on Broad Street. White Avenue cut to the left a block before Broad, and you could dogleg over to Hull, make a left on Broad and miss the congestion at Lumpkin and Broad. The Holiday Inn obliterated White Avenue when it expanded years ago.

Ditto with Orr Street. Anybody remember when you could miss the Prince Avenue/ Oglethorpe Avenue intersection by turning left where Ike and Jane is and then back to the right on Orr Street? One guy got Orr closed because it ran right by his house; the rest of us lost a handy shortcut.

Athens Regional closed Cobb Street where it intersected with Prince, interrupting an alternative route paralleling Prince. It was a good tradeoff for the Cobbham neighborhood but one more constriction for shortcut seekers and also for bicyclists and pedestrians, though we can still thread our way through the hospital parking lot when necessary.

Until the gasoline pumps finally go dry, drivers will seek out shortcuts, and traffic planners will try to confine us to the main roads. Maybe we should accelerate that process and start setting up intown routes that are closed to all but bicycles and the automobiles of those who live there.

Fear and Loathing The Southern Poverty Law Center is a civil rights organization dedicated to fighting hate and bigotry—the one that bankrupted the Klan through lawsuits that successfully went after the Klan’s assets. The Center recently published a list of five “enablers,” who use their official positions to promulgate false justifications for antigovernment “patriots,” such as “the idea that President Obama is a Marxist, that he and other elites in the government are pushing a socialist takeover, that the United States plans secret concentration camps and so on—before millions of Americans, many of whom actually believe these completely false allegations.”

The five top enablers fingered by the Center are: Michelle Bachman, Glenn Beck, Andrew Napolitano, Ron Paul and Paul Broun, Jr. Read it yourself at www.splcenter.org/get-informed.

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Pete McCommons editor@flagpole.com

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District 1 blows up, and the mayor and commission hold a secret public meeting on tennis.

35 Days in the Gulf of Mexico, Pt. 1 . . . . . . 10 Tough Duty on a Deep Water Oil Rig

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city dope District 1 Pot Still Stirring: It was strange Tennis Strategy: Mayor Heidi Davison has enough two weeks ago, when Farley Jones taken some flak for her decision to hold a disannounced that she was entering the race for cussion on plans for the you-know-what at ACC District 1 Commissioner opposite Sara the mayor and commission’s June 17 meeting Bickerton, who had been unopposed since the after pulling it from the agenda days earlier. announcement of her campaign in early March. But while that may not have been the most Strange, because most observers expected elegant way to move forward on the stubborn Bickerton’s eventual opposition to come issue of where to put the SPLOST-mandated from the right side of the political spectrum, tennis center, it was certainly efficacious: ACC and Jones’ credentials suggest she’s another Manager Alan Reddish now has instructions to progressive. produce specific plans for what the project’s But what had become ACC’s only con$2.3 million could buy not only at Bishop tested commission race took a series of Park, but at Southeast Clarke and Satterfield even weirder turns last week, starting when parks as well.

Bickerton announced she was withdrawing That’s a significant step in a process her candidacy and, a day later, Georgia Liberal that’s been at least somewhat hampered blogger Dustin Baker—another progressive— by the fact that the candidate site plans announced his own. Bickerton’s withdrawal presented by Leisure Services are for tennis was reported on the Beyond the Trestle blog, centers that would cost between $3.3 and accompanied by quotes expressing her frus4.1 million (more with land acquisition for tration with a lack the YWCO site). The of straightforwardagenda item Davison ness—if not outright removed contained dishonesty—on the a $3.363 million part of unnamed indi“conceptual master viduals involved, she plan” for Bishop Park implied, in Baker’s that included 15 new fledgling campaign. courts and the loss Those remarks were of about half of the very much in line with park’s multi-use field, statements Bickerton two elements that are made to the Dope in not currently on the phone conversations table. last week.

One more detail Baker said Saturday that will have to be that he and Bickerton worked out is whether are “really good the 11 existing courts friends” and that at Bishop would have he notified her that to be refurbished to he was considering bring them up to the a run for the same standards necessary to The Dope likes the new piano-key bus shelter in office she was seekattract tournaments front of the Boys & Girls Club on 4th Street, proving ing out of “profes(which seems likely) he’s less of a Grinch than Kevan Williams. sional courtesy”—not and, if so, how much to suggest that she that would cost. That bow out to make room. “I probably would must be known before the commission can be in the race if Sara were still in,” he said, make an educated decision not only on where which pointedly raised a question that should to put the new courts, but how many we can already have been obvious: Who the hell was actually afford if bringing in tournaments is, driving this train? in fact, a crucial piece of the plan.

Sara Bickerton was a raw candidate who was going to have a lot to learn about poliOn the Way to the Forum: Erstwhile Dope Ben tics on the fly, but she’s also a person whose Emanuel is on (or at least near) the river as professional commitment to working on some you read this, riding herd on a passel of parof Athens’ most difficult problems—education ticipants in Paddle Georgia 2010. The weekand poverty, in particular—is absolutely long, 87-mile odyssey will wind up in Augusta, unimpeachable. That not one, but two other where Thursday, June 24 at the Savannah progressives, neither of whose resumés can Rapids Pavilion (actually in Martinez, GA, just match Bickerton’s record of front-line comnorth of Augusta) the Georgia Water Coalition munity service or lend themselves to the same will host a gubernatorial candidate forum cross-spectrum appeal, saw fit to hop into a on water and the environment. “The best part race that would have been tough enough for about it,” says Emanuel, “is that the audia liberal to win in a two-way contest with a ence will include 300 people who have been right-leaning opponent is simply baffling. A on the river for a week.” Confirmed guests conservative who was considering a run would include Dubose Porter, Thurbert Baker and have been crazy not to decide to go for it Nathan Deal. Deal recently came out in favor once Jones stepped in; once Baker replaced of interbasin water transfers, which, it’s safe Bickerton they’d have to have been plain to say, the waterlogged majority of those in stupid. attendance won’t support. Get on garivers.org Of course, all this was probably rendered for more info. moot by Doug Lowry’s revelation Sunday night that problems obtaining a work visa would A Reminder: BikeAthens is still looking for keep him from moving to Canada and that a permanent home for its Bicycle Recycling he would, after all, seek re-election to the Program, the requirements for which were District 1 seat he currently holds. It wasn’t spelled out in a letter printed in the June 16 clear at press time how that would affect Flagpole. Ideas? Contact Jason Perry at brp@ Baker and Jones’ immediate plans, but it’s bikeathens.com. reasonably safe to say their long-term prospects just got a lot less interesting.

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city pages Septic Regs Would Address Complex Set of Circumstances Will ACC become the third local government in Georgia to require regular maintenance or inspections of septic tanks? The county’s 6000 individual tanks haven’t created obvious problems, but commissioners fear that leaking tanks could degrade water supplies—and if (as appears likely) they decide not to build a new sewer line along Sandy Creek, then future development north of town could depend instead on more septic tanks.

And the tanks can give trouble, says Keli Hinson of the Northeast Georgia Health District, which approves the initial installation of septic tanks (and also issues repair permits—44 so far this year). When they operate properly, solids in the tank are partially digested by bacteria, and liquid overflow filters into the soil thru an underground drainfield. “Typically the life expectancy of a septic system, if everything works as it should, should be 20 to 30 years,” Hinson says. But “there are systems out there that are 40 or 50 years old that have never failed.”

“Systems fail for many different reasons,” she explains. Tree roots can clog the drainfield pipes, or they can break—perhaps because someone drives over them—or the soil becomes clogged over time, especially if a homeowner puts grease or trash into the system, says Hinson. Too much water (perhaps from plumbing leaks) can also clog the drainfield.

Tanks should be pumped out occasionally to remove solids and grease; the state recommends pumping every three to five years, but “that’s just a general guideline. People who don’t put garbage in their system probably don’t have to pump it out as much.” Larger tanks are required for homes with garbage disposals, she says; but “I’ve seen houses where… things that don’t fit in the sink, they’ll flush down the toilet.”

Most counties now require new home lots to have enough space to install a second drainfield in case the first one ever fails. In ACC, that means that nearly 700 small lots in the area between Commerce and Danielsville roads are now “substandard.” They will need

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to be rezoned to larger lot sizes if commissioners decide not to build the Sandy Creek sewer line.

Mostly, new sewer lines are built to serve future development in an area, says ACC utilities director Gary Duck. Only one line has been extended in ACC in the past 20 years, he says—in an area beyond Athens Technical College—and new sewer lines don’t normally reach into existing subdivisions, anyway. But in one Athens subdivision—East Meadow, built off Cherokee road about 1960—numerous septic tanks had failed by 1985, according to Henson, apparently because a high water table saturated the drainfields. Such mass failures are rare; using federal grant money, the county then ran sewer lines throughout the subdivision and connected all the homes.

Overflowing septic tanks are typically more of a problem for the homeowner than for the county. Occasional overflows from county sewer lines have more potential to pollute waterways than do septic tanks, but commissioners on the Legislative Review Committee will soon consider whether to recommend required inspections or regular maintenance of the tanks—like pumping—or perhaps an educational campaign to head off problems.

A pilot study by ACC used aerial infrared photography to locate pollution sources along three streams in the county. “There weren’t any major violations that we saw,” stormwater coordinator Ryan Eaves told the committee last week. The committee also heard how “advanced systems” that pretreat wastewater on-site might serve some developments if the Sandy Creek sewer line isn’t built.

John Huie

Start Time Nears for Rail-Trail Construction Within several months, construction of a small downtown park could mark the beginning of the long-planned (but expensive) 1.2-mile “rail-trail” that was initially planned to follow the path of an abandoned railway from downtown to Winterville road, crossing the Oconee river and Trail Creek atop three bridges.

In 2004, voters approved $2.3 million to design and construct the bicycle and pedestrian path, including “construction or reconstruction” of the bridges whose dizzying heights the trail would follow. But even with additional federal grants, the project as originally described is far more expensive than budgeted.

Two of the bridges had already been torn down, and the “Murmur” trestle—made famous by its depiction on the cover of R.E.M.’s first album—is “unsafe,” according to SPLOST project administrator Derek Doster.

“It would have to be fixed up” at a cost of up to $3 million—money that’s not in the budget at this point, although an additional $7.7 million was recently recommended by the current citizens’ SPLOST committee, and could be approved by ACC voters in November.

When CSX, the railway company that owned the tracks and right-of-way, decided to demolish the abandoned bridges, ACC at first expressed no official interest in buying them, citing their poor condition and bureaucratic delays by the railroad. But when the railroad actually began tearing them down in 2000,

then-mayor “Doc” Eldridge got emails from R.E.M. fans worldwide, asking him to save the “Murmur” trestle. That preservation campaign was successful, but the other two bridges (across the North Oconee River and Peter Street) were already gone.

ACC commissioners will hear staff reports on the rail-trail at their July 13 work session; as a condition of a federal grant, some money will soon be spent to buy right-of-way and to build a small park at the trail’s starting point, across from the Multimodal Transit Center on East Broad Street. Then, if voters approve the additional sales-tax money, the bridges will be reconstructed and the sky-trail built (in addition to a mile-and-a-half section in Winterville and right-of-way acquisition for a future six-mile connecting trail). But if the rail-trail must be completed within its present budget, an alternative plan with no trestles would take a less-exciting route to the Greenway’s Wilkerson street overlook, and a second unconnected segment would reach from Dudley Park out to Winterville road.

John Huie

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Brad Bryant, who takes over as the next state school superintendent on July 1, won’t have to wait for that honor. When the school he attended as a DeKalb County youngster, Rehoboth Elementary, was converted to administrative uses several years ago, it was renamed the William Bradley Bryant Technology Center in recognition of Bryant’s long service on the DeKalb school board.

Whether he does a good job or not as the state’s school chief, Bryant at least will have that building that bears his name. Bryant was selected last week by Gov. Sonny Perdue to be the interim replacement for outgoing school superintendent Kathy Cox, who steps down June 30. It would be difficult to find someone who’s had more experience with the operations and policies of Georgia’s public schools.

Although he’s a lawyer by profession, Bryant has spent a large part of his adult life dealing with education issues.

He was a member of the DeKalb school board for 12 years, seven of them as chairman.

Shortly after Perdue became governor in 2003, he appointed Bryant to the state Board of Education, where he has remained a member for the past seven years.

When school systems in Clayton and Warren counties had problems retaining their accreditation, Bryant was named a special liaison by Perdue to consult with system officials and try to get the accreditation restored. For good measure, Bryant and his wife, Kay, were copresidents of the PTA at the elementary school their kids attended.

“Those people who know Brad best know he believes in education,” Perdue said. “He understands the fundamental blocking and tackling that must take place for learning to happen.”

Bryant is well regarded as someone who sincerely wants Georgia’s public schools to succeed. During the six months he serves as interim superintendent, he could play a key role in trying to secure part of the $4 billion in federal education funds that will be awarded to selected states in the “Race to the Top” competition. Unfortunately, as one of the conditions for getting the governor’s appointment, Bryant had to agree he would also try to run as an independent candidate in November for a full term as school superintendent. That will be a tall mountain for him to climb. To even get on the November ballot, Bryant will have to collect petition signatures from 44,071 registered voters by the 12 noon deadline on July 13.

“It’s a very narrow window,” he conceded, when questioned about the task by reporters.

This is unfair both to Bryant and to Georgia’s school children.

Instead of concentrating on the responsibilities of a demanding job, most of Bryant’s attention will be devoted to the Herculean task of gathering thousands of petition signatures. If he is somehow able to qualify as an independent candidate, Bryant will then have to spend the next four months introducing himself to the state’s voters and campaigning against the Democratic and Republican nominees who will be on the ballot. You can’t throw someone into a statewide political race at the last minute and also expect him to do an effective job of running an education department with a $5 billion budget.

Perdue made an excellent choice in appointing Bryant as interim superintendent, but he also put him in a very difficult position. Nobody is a winner here.

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Most everyone knows that Ben Emanuel has put down his pen and is now working with a paddle. Ben invited me, Kelly Girtz and Athens environmentalists April Ingle and Elizabeth Little on a Sunday afternoon canoeing expedition down the Middle Oconee. It was an enlightening trip that certainly highlighted the need for more monitoring so that we can be aware of the impact we are having on one of Athens’ most valuable resources. For example, the plastic bag fee brought up last year by the Solid Waste Task Force may not only help save space in our landfill, but also cut down on the number of bags that are unfortunately finding a home in the river. That, along with increased fines for littering, might get those who don’t think twice about throwing something out of the car window to realize their actions have significant costs for themselves and, more importantly, our community.

You can’t help but notice the sewer lines along the river. As a matter of fact, a sewer line crosses the Middle Oconee, which necessitated some MacGyver-type abilities, or quick thinking on Ben’s part, to navigate beyond the manmade obstacle. The water was up a bit, so we all had to lie flat in our canoes in order to keep on rowin’ down the river.

Luckily, no one hit their head. And, fortunately, it looks like the commission has gotten comfortable with removing the proposed sewer lines from our service delivery plan that would greatly impact the Sandy Creek basin area.

This is a good move that in the long run will help us protect our drinking water and manage growth along this important corridor.

However, one dilemma we have to find a solution for is how to help those in that area who treat their waste with septic tanks. The Legislative Review Committee is looking into ways we can help manage and maintain septic systems so they last longer for the homeowner and are environmentally safe for Athens.

Learning all about septics is certainly one of the pleasures of being a commissioner.

Not only was canoeing down the Middle Oconee a great learning experience, but it was a ton of fun as well. Somehow we need to find more ways to make our rivers sources of recreation for people. However, the next time I go down myself, I hope I don’t get any more ticks setting up shop on me.

Speaking of ticks: what to do with the tennis center has become a small topic of conversation for the community and the commission.

This SPLOST-funded project has been on the back burner for some time now and decisions are ready to be made so that the project can move forward and become a reality.

The first decision that we need to make is where in the world, or rather Athens, we should put 12 or so tennis courts. Take a short drive down Sunset, Holman and other streets near Bishop Park, the top site under consideration for the facility, and you’ll see a bunch of yard signs telling you that many people in that vicinity and beyond really wish that wasn’t the case. I’m sure former Mayor Julius Bishop would appreciate all the love being shown for his namesake, and for good reason. Bishop Park is a great neighborhood community park that offers a wide variety of different uses for so many people. It really is a park that should be a model for those in the profession of park development, or whatever the name is for those who create parks that bring people together to exercise, play baseball, softball, basketball, soccer, tennis, swim, walk, celebrate Independence Day, not to mention offering the chance every Saturday to buy locally baked bread. Bishop Park certainly offers all of this and more.

I’m not sure yet where the discussion and vote on the tennis center will go, but I do believe that everyone on the commission has valid points for the positions they are making.

At the end of the day, I’d like to make sure that we maintain the diverse nature and use of Bishop Park as a neighborhood community park, that the tennis center has minimal impact on surrounding residents wherever it goes, and that we create more amenities for residents on the eastside of Athens. The final vote for the tennis center will be in August and there will be plenty of time between now and then to let us know what you think.

We’d also like to hear what you think on another item that the commission will be talking a lot about in the coming months, and that is how to best use $190 million for our next round of SPLOST projects. My idea of building a Malibu fun center, complete with bumper boats and putt putt, has been completely nixed by Commissioner Ed Robinson.

Let us know what you think about SPLOST and any item on our agenda for this month, which you can find online at www.athensclarkecounty.com.

Mike Hamby Behind the Rail is a monthly column intended to serve as an informal citizens’ guide to issues before the ACC mayor and commission in each agenda cycle.

District 10 Commissioner Mike Hamby is writing the first installments, and the other nine commissioners and the mayor have been invited to participate in the future.

athens rising What’s Up in New Development the value and walkability of the surrounding area. If churches are getting bigger and bigger, then any strategy that breaks up the massiveness or plugs back into the city life around it is a worthwhile one. Otherwise, we’ll get huge blocks of dead space.

First Christian Church of Athens at Prince and Dougherty is one of our strongest local examples of ecclesiastic urban architecture. It may not necessarily be an active generator of activity, but it does contribute to a harmonious streetscape and anchor a prominent corner in a way that the much larger churches on two nearby corners fail to. Catty-corner, First Baptist Church’s big round tower in a fenced lawn, while a nice contrast to the bleaker feel of Dougherty Street on blocks east, doesn’t do too much to engage the street. Neither does the backside of First Presbyterian Church of Athens, with a parking deck treating Dougherty as downtown’s back alley, rather than a continuation of Prince’s stately character. These facilities may meet the churches’ needs, but they certainly don’t add much life to the neighborhood.

First Presbyterian did get an award from the Athens-Clarke Heritage Foundation for its new additions, including the glass wing between two historic structures on Hancock, which does While the many churches along Prince Avenue are quite handsome, First Christian make an interesting Church does the best job of presenting a human-scaled facade to the street. and dynamic contribution to the street. ers parting the sea of red clay on Epps Bridge Back out Epps Bridge, another issue worth Parkway. That’s the future 45-acre-plus home considering is what happens to rural churches of Saint Joseph Catholic Church (equivalent when the farms and fields that once surto about 15 blocks). The land they chose is rounded them disappear. Chestnut Grove literally the last stop before Oconee County, Baptist Church, at Timothy and Epps Bridge and St. Joe’s isn’t the only church migrating roads, still has the old, white clapboard chatoward the ‘burbs. Prince Avenue—excuse me, pel sitting off to the side; however, the growHighway 78 Baptist Church—headed that ing parish has since built a newer chapel and way a few years back, turning over its former is now adding new wings onto that. Tuckston campus to Piedmont College, though they United Methodist Church out on Lexington brought the old name along for the ride. What Highway also illustrates the pattern, having will happen to the current St. Joe’s property? added a train of buildings extending away A planner friend of mine shared with me from the original chapel over the generathe unattributed statistic that it takes about tions. The little cemeteries and chapels, hid10 years for a mixed-use development to get den among newer and bigger buildings, are its retail mix worked out and stable, and the remnants and reminders of days gone by. It’s Bottleworks on Prince seems to follow that too bad the features and craftsmanship of supposed trend. The St. Joe’s property, if rede- those charming little structures aren’t betveloped, could help the area reach a critical ter emulated and incorporated into today’s mass of businesses. construction.

Emmanuel Episcopal Church, up the Churches are tax-exempt, presumably as an street, is one of the churches on the block exchange for the community services they that’s sticking around. It is in the early stages provide. It’s hard to measure those intangiof planning for growth and has the potential bles that these institutions contribute to our to significantly enhance Prince Avenue with community; however, they do have physical new buildings. From the President’s House footprints which have the ability to positively to the Huddle House, Emmanuel has a big or negatively impact the value of a surroundopportunity in front of it. Two thrift stores ing area. There has even been a movement and a restaurant are on the church’s property toward green churches which minimize their already; could those be pulled forward to proenvironmental footprints. What is the physical vide street-level retail in a new building, with church doing for its environment these days, the typical parochial offices and classrooms and is it the responsibility of the people who above? The question for Emmanuel will be dwell in that church to make sure it’s doing whether the design for any new construction the most it can for the world around it? looks more like new suburban churches or takes on an urban character which enhances Kevan Williams athensrising@flagpole.com Last week I talked a bit about the various tax-exempt entities that dominate the physical and economic landscape locally. This week I’d like to dial down on one particular subset of those: churches and other houses of worship. No longer is a church a simple sanctuary.

Nowadays, parochial complexes cover acres and acres, including multiple worship and meeting spaces, offices, classrooms, gymnasia, athletic fields and acres of parking. The phenomenon of mega-churches takes this to the extreme, with 10,000-member congregations and buildings the size of malls. There’s even one with a McDonald’s inside; we won’t get into the spiritual ramifications of that.

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35 Days in the Gulf of Mexico, Pt. 1

Tough Duty on a Deep Water Oil Rig In 1990 or 1991, I can’t remember which, I worked five very long weeks on the Discoverer Seven Seas, a dynamically positioned deep water drilling ship doing exploratory work in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Louisiana. That rig is now owned by Transocean; a sister rig to the Deepwater Horizon.

I’ve seen the videos: the oil spewing from the seabed; the person in a johnboat dragging a blue dish-gloved hand through still coastal water, the glove coated with oil; the distressed birds. The management-worker culture that helped produce this disaster is something I barely understood when I briefly and peripherally became part of it. I always felt that culture was as foreign and opaque to the other inhabitants of the rig as it was to me. The recent news that Transocean had a very quick meeting at their headquarters in Zug, Switzerland to distribute $1 billion in dividends shortly after the oil spill disaster began strengthens my feeling that the corporate boardroom is a world away from the rig workers and the people who live on the shore of the Gulf. Transocean filed a “Complaint And Petition For Exoneration From Or Limitation Of Liability” in U.S. District Court on May 13, 24 days after the explosion.

Most of the rig men, at least the other painters, compared their situation (rotating 12 hour shifts for 21 days straight) to being in the military or being in prison. Try putting an incomprehensibly complex piece of machinery with a somewhat obscure purpose in the middle of the ocean; populate it with men from Ethiopia, Vietnam, Norway, India, Great Britain, New Orleans, South Texas, North Georgia and who knows where else, then add a layer of corporate secrecy: wait and see what happens. I’ve read stories about how callous oil companies are towards people in failed states and in places where governments are easily controlled. I can’t help thinking that our government has failed or is easily controlled as well, at least in this instance.

boots, and two or three pairs of coveralls—like a summer camp letter, but serious. I gathered the things I needed, put them in a duffel bag, kissed my wife goodbye and drove my raggedy Isuzu from Rome, GA to Venice, LA. I parked at a helicopter terminal (there are about eight or so listed in Venice currently) down at the gravelly end of a road in a place no vacationer would ever go. Looking at the flimsy paneled walls of the waiting area, knowing that soon I’d be on a helicopter flying out to a ship miles from the shore, I distinctly remember hearing one man greet another, saying, “Why, you old oilfield trash! I haven’t seen you since…” and then a description of some rig in some place I’d never heard of, doing some job I couldn’t conceptualize.

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was taking the first helicopter trip of my life, a one-hour flight out into the Gulf of Mexico. We stopped at one or two jackup rigs on the way to drop men and mail. When I finally disembarked on the Discoverer Seven Seas’ helicopter deck it was a beautiful day, but I was overwhelmed by the roaring of diesel engines and I noticed the tarry specks from the stacks everywhere. Alvin, the ship’s bosun, was soon giving us a tour of our quarters, the decks and the dark, noisy bowels of the ship. I learned his ambition was to own a junkyard back

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he dynamically positioned Discoverer Seven Seas, currently working in the Indian Ocean, once held drilling records for the well deepest beneath the surface of the water and the well deepest beneath the seabed. “Dynamically positioned” means that the ship is not anchored over the well it’s drilling—instead, it uses the ship’s propeller and a series of horizontal thrusters to keep it positioned over the hole. The thrusters are horizontal propellers which look like huge window fans. They are lowered into the water from huge bays fore and aft. The bays over the deployed thrusters are like seawater wells of death—you never want to fall into one of those. The Deepwater Horizon was also dynamically positioned; I don’t think there’s any other way to drill wells so deep beneath the ocean surface.

When I boarded her, the Discoverer Seven Seas was owned by Sonat Offshore. In May 1996, Sonat Offshore merged with the Norwegian company Transocean ASA to form Transocean Offshore, the company we’ve come to know through recent news reports.

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was hired on as a painter, the entry-level position on the rigs.

Steve, a friend, neighbor and thenchief engineer of the Discoverer Seven Seas, told me I’d have opportunities to move up quickly. If I paid attention and learned fast, I could impress the roughnecks, roustabouts, tool pushers and drillers. I’d be making all kinds of money in no time. When Steve and I were on the rig together, conversing over a borrowed Stanley Hicks banjo, he told me I was the only person he knew from outside the drilling world who had ever taken him up on his offer to try working in the Gulf.

To me, Steve seemed to have a purposeful life which was still full of freedom. He was gone half the time, but when he was at home he did exactly as he pleased. He drank the best coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening. He took long bike rides around town. Steve had enough money to live well, enough to support himself and his wife. I wanted the same. I had tried a few jobs and ideas for making money that hadn’t quite worked out. Steve gave me an address and phone number and said he’d put in a word for me.

I drove to the corporate office of Sonat, the company that owned the rig, in Birmingham, AL for an interview. I remember the man was almost apologetic when he said, “I can’t offer you anything but a painter’s position.” I took it because I believed there was a big need for workers. I could move up because I was smart and could catch on to things quickly. Also, I needed a job—any job.

I soon received a letter from Sonat instructing me to bring a Mine Safety Administration-certified hard hat, a good pair of

do with drilling—they reminded me of lifeguard stands. Grit blasting is like sand blasting, but everything is bigger. The blasting hose is like a fire hose, and it takes more than one man to run it. Piles and piles of grit must be shoveled into plastic buckets and poured into huge bags, which are loaded onto service boats to be taken to shore. The kid hit me with a stream from the grit blaster, through the protective overpants he had ripped earlier when he carelessly ran his boot through them. My Carhartts didn’t fail me, but that hit smarted. When we were all shoveling up the grit later, this kid threatened to hit Jamie in the head with a shovel. He went to see Captain Suman and was on a helicopter within a few hours. There was zero tolerance for fighting: we were told that anyone caught fighting would be arrested by the Coast Guard and probably spend some time in jail.

in Kentucky. I liked him. The phrase I heard him utter the most in the weeks I knew him was “stop fuckin’ around.”

During our orientation as painters, Alvin showed us the paint locker, the place where all the paint, thinner and resins were kept. If the temperature inside the paint locker exceeded a certain threshold the vents would automatically close, and the locker would be filled immediately with halon gas. We were informed that if we were trapped inside when that happened, we would die.

I remember many characters from the rig, but I can’t remember exactly who was on that first helicopter ride. I think there was an 18-year-old kid who later was sent away from the rig after insulting Jamie, a fellow painter—a man anyone with any sense would never mess with. The kid was a terrible worker. We were in a crew on the riser deck (where riser pipe is stored when it’s not in the hole), and we were grit blasting some bolt-on platforms that had something to

uring the drive down to Venice, the second time I went out to the rig, Steve told me about an accident which had happened a week or two before I came to the rig the first time. A man I never met had been working with or working close to a huge air valve, and the valve exploded. I heard about the accident from Steve and from other workers; they talked about it in a matter-of-fact way. I later got to examine the valve when I was working close to it myself. The air system on a rig isn’t like an air system you may have seen in a body shop or other typical place of business. The air is under an incredible amount of pressure, enough pressure to kill you if a stream hits you. The compressors are huge machines that push pressurized air all over the rig, air which is used for all kinds of jobs.

I remember hearing that the guy who got hurt was a burly man—someone who could take almost any kind of punishment—and that’s the only reason he lived. The other workers talked about him, trying to understand what had happened. A stream of air hit him in the chest when the valve blew up, and he barely survived. Afterwards, he was mostly deaf and permanently disabled.

To be continued…

Joe Willey Joe Willey is a musician and web developer who has lived in Athens (mostly) since 1984.

grub notes Cold Comfort Refreshment: The thing about SunO Dessert (480 E. Broad St.) is that it serves as a wonderful lesson in overcoming your fears. Athens’ second Korean dessert parlor is rather different from the first (Yoguri), offering a product that is considerably further from the American mindset than frozen yogurt. Even I’m not generally that big on Asian desserts, but every time I try something at SunO that sounds weird and forbidding, it turns out to be delicious. The central product is a shaved ice the consistency of snow that incorporates a bit of whole milk and sugar. Created from a block of the stuff, it’s quickly mounded into a huge cup, then topped with syrups, fruit and a whole lot more. The serving size seems impossibly big, but the stuff is light and refreshing, and it’s surprisingly easy to eat the whole thing, although brain freeze is a perennial problem.

You can choose from a number of preordained combination SunOs, such as the Fruits Party (cherry, strawberry, banana, kiwi, peach, fruit syrups and condensed milk), or build your own from the array of toppings available, which range from less adventurous (gummi worms) to more so (red beans). The KoKo Coffee SunO is topped with coffee syrup, condensed milk, coffee jelly and something called egg pudding, soft half-moons of sweet, flan-like stuff. Even when it gets fairly sugary, as with the Bulldog SunO—it being a local ordinance that all new restaurants in Athens must include the word bulldog somewhere on their menus—which includes Oreo crumbs, strawberries, caramel and strawberry syrups and …the consistency “rice cakes” (little marshmallowesque gummy nuggets), it’s rarely of snow… excessively so, and you can feel a bit virtuous in your choice of dessert. SunO also creates what it calls crepes, big cones of tuile filled with a base of whipped cream and cornflakes that can be topped with ice cream, fruit and more. Once again, the combination sounds bizarre and ends up making you think about grabbing a box of cereal and a can of Reddi-Whip on a regular basis. Offerings keep expanding, with a wide array of beverages including delicious bubble teas that incorporate firm little rectangles of jelly in flavors such as lychee and mango and, newly, milkshakes, plus plans to branch out into the frozen yogurt business within a few weeks. Its parent operation, in Duluth, has even more options, such as chocolate, strawberry and mango versions of the base, and these should arrive in Athens as well. The storefront is small but spotless, with a wall-sized sign proclaiming that it’s not just a culinary but an entertainment experience, and a few tables outside would be nice if not for the big construction trucks constantly rumbling by. As-is, to-go is a better option. SunO is open from noon every day, takes credit cards and is doing that whole punch-card thing.

Convenience: The best thing about Sorrell’s Pit BBQ, which sets up in the vacant lot at 384 W. Broad St., on the block between Pulaski and Newton, is that it makes the case for more mobile food vendors. Despite the Athens-Clarke County Commission’s contention that there is little demand for them, the BBQ trailer seems to be doing pretty well, and while its product could be better, it still bests some brick-and-mortar operators. A plate with two sides will run you $7 to $8, depending on whether you get chopped pork, chicken or ribs, and comes with two pieces of white bread in a sandwich bag with plastic utensils wrapped in a paper napkin. The value is merely OK, and the sauce both drowns the meat and tastes like it comes from a bottle, but my two experiences have revealed some decent flavor underneath the sticky sweetness. The chicken and the ribs are better than the pork, which ends up on the soupy side, and stand up better to the sauce, although you may still find yourself wanting to run them under the faucet or scraping off the excess with a spoon. All the sides, from potato salad to slaw, hash and beans, are on the sweet side but decent. If you compare Sorrell’s to Watkinsville’s Gourmet BBQ & Catering, which also does business out of a trailer, the Oconeeans definitely emerge victorious, but the locals are, well, local, and considerably more conveniently located.

If you’re in the market for some quick bbq at lunch or on the way home from work and you’re not too picky, it hits the spot.

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND (PG) In Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll’s young heroine is now an adult. This nearing-20 Alice seeks to escape an arranged engagement to the odious son of her late father’s business partner by again falling into a hole while chasing a tardy white rabbit.

Sadly, this Alice has, like the Hatter astutely announces, lost its muchness.

This return trip feels less like Tim Burton’s adventures in Wonderland than a Disney approximation of the auteur’s vision.

THE A-TEAM (PG-13) “The A-Team” may hail from one of TV’s cheesier eras, but the only way the movie could work is with respect for the material.

Otherwise, the soufflé would deflate into unsuccessful parody à la “The Dukes of Hazzard” movie. Carnahan and his screenwriter pals, actor Brian Bloom and Skip Woods, walk the line perfectly. The A-Team is sublimely ridiculous. But that’s why they’re the A-Team.

ATHENS, GA: INSIDE/OUT (NR) 1987. Inside/Out chronicles the Classic City’s rise to national prominence as one of the most happening, vibrant musical scenes of the mid-’80s. Tony Gayton’s documentary features live performances and interviews with R.E.M., The B-52s, Pylon, The Bar-B-Que Killers, Time Toy, Jim Herbert, Flat Duo Jets, Love Tractor, Kilkenny Cats, the Squalls, folk artist Reverend Howard Finster and others. The screening will be followed by live performances and a discussion with Paul Butchart, Ort Carlton, Bob and Vanessa Hay, Michael Lachowski, Dexter Romweber and more. Part of the AthFest FilmFest.

THE BOOK OF ELI (R) For 30 years, powered by faith alone, Eli (Denzel Washington, who continues to squander his prodigious acting talent in movies that are beneath him) has been crossing the vast nuclear wasteland with the world’s only remaining copy of the Bible (King James Version, of

course). The movie watches like a quest on the 2008 videogame masterpiece, Fallout 3, a series that took most of its stylistic cues from The Road Warrior. The Book of Eli is no Road Warrior (or The Road), but the stylish, violent movie has more than a whiff of originality hidden under the caked-on dirt and B.O. of the post-apocalypse.

CLASH OF THE TITANS (PG-13) Zeus (a shiny, bearded Liam Neeson) impregnates a mortal woman as a shower of gold. From that sexual congress issues Perseus (who grows up to be Avatar’s wooden Sam Worthington, who might just be the next Harry Hamlin), which is a good thing for mankind because it is not long before the Z-man gets fed up with the minions he made and releases the Kraken on their collective asses (via the Greek city-state of Argos). This revamp is not as good as the original.

DATE NIGHT (PG-13) Tina Fey and Steve Carell are the Fosters, a married couple trying to liven things up with a night on the town. But a simple case of mistaken identity turns into more than the Fosters bargained for. The hilarious supporting cast includes Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg, James Franco, Ray Liotta, Kristen Wiig and more.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL (R) I failed to discover where they buried all the funny in Death at a Funeral, the latest grasp for mainstream success from Neil Labute. At the memorial service for the patriarch of an African-American family, all sorts of blisslessly transparent, sitcom-y shenanigans ensue.

Death at a Funeral has the chuckle-less feel of politically correct, culturally vacant, LCD humor.

THE GALLON CHALLENGE (NR) After unlucky college film student Travis Carter’s final project is destroyed, he is forced to document a milk-drinking contest. With his elite strike force—partier Steve Farley, pillhead athlete Adam Roberts, womanizer Fletch Peterson and his part genius/

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part psycho bro—Travis must film the contest, defeat the sinister Betas, and win over the actress with whom he is obsessed. Filmmaker Wes Bennett produced and shot The Gallon Challenge in Athens. Part of the AthFest FilmFest.

GET HIM TO THE GREEK (R) Forgetting Sarah Marshall director Nicholas Stoller takes the writing reins from star Jason Segel, unleashing the “How I Met Your Mother” star’s rock god, Aldous Snow (Russell Brand), in a story almost all his own. With 109 minutes of laughter and Apatowian affection, Get Him to the Greek is the summer’s best comedy to date.

GROWN UPS (PG-13) With the last generation of comic stars all growing up and having families, this Adam Sandler-led ensemble follows a group of pals (Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade and Rob Schneider) who reunite for a family-friendly July 4th weekend. Grown Ups marks director Dennis Dugan’s fifth Sandler movie (Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, and You Don’t Mess with the Zohan). The trailer has some laughs, but they are pretty pedestrian.

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE (R) Hot Tub Time Machine is so disgustingly, unhygienically raunchy that the worry you might catch something from watching it. Surprisingly, all you will catch is a good case of the laughs.

The premise is simple and silly. Three adult losers—Adam (John Cusack), Nick (Craig Robinson) and Lou (Rob Corddry)—and Adam’s loser nephew, Jacob (Clark Duke) are transported back to 1986 thanks to the titular hot tub-cum-time travel device. As technically graceless as this send-up of ‘80s teen sex romps and time travel flicks is, it is equally funny.

I AM LOVE (R) I Am Love, or Io Sono l’Amore, is set in turn-of-the-century Milan, where the Recchi dynasty is thrown into chaos after Emma (Tilda Swinton, who learned both Russian and Italian for the role) embarks on an affair with her brother-in-law’s friend/ business partner, Antonio (Edoardo Gabbriellini). Director and Swinton pal Luca Guadagnino last directed the scandalous Melissa P. Winner of the Boulder International Film Festival’s Best Feature Film Award and the Dublin Film Critics Award for Best Actress (Swinton).

IRON MAN II (PG-13) Iron Man’s second mission picks up right after his last. Tony Stark, having outed himself as the armor-clad superhero, must do battle against a new foe: government bureaucracy. Screenwriter Justin Theroux (Tropic Thunder) almost buries the witty humanity that distinguished Iron Man under a heap of metallic superhero clichés. Almost.

He wisely gets off at the last exit before committing to barreling toward comic book movies’ most overused tropes: the hero “retires” and the public loses faith in the hero.

JONAH HEX (PG-13) The latest comic-to-screen adaptation, DC Comics’ Jonah Hex, could have been worse. It could have been extended past its fairly painless hour-and-20minute running time, and I could have been a fan of the comic book character portrayed quite ably by Josh Brolin.

Former Civil War veteran Hex, seeks vengeance on the man who murdered his wife and son and left him badly

scarred, Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich). The U.S. government wants Turnbull stopped before he can use Eli Whitney’s weapon of mass destruction to wreck the 100th birthday of these here United States. How will Hex and the guv’mint’s marriage of convenience end? The entertaining story cooked up by Crank’s Neveldine and Taylor is undone by the generic backstory with which they saddle Hex. JUST WRIGHT (PG) The title is beyond bad, even for a diehard punner like me, but this fairly standard romance accomplishes its goals rather well under the steady direction of Sanaa Hamri. Physical trainer Leslie Wright (Queen Latifah) falls in love with the basketball star, Scott McKnight (R&B star Common), she is rehabbing.

Of course, he falls for her gorgeous pal, Morgan (Paula Patton), even though everyone can tell Leslie is the gal for him. This inoffensive romance could have used a better male lead; Common can’t yet hold his own against the Queen. But we have been subjected to far worse in the cause of counterprogramming.

THE KARATE KID (PG) The remake of the 1984 classic is definitely not the best around; the somber-toned flick would place third in a tournament with the previous four Karate Kids. Was it really necessary to take two hours and 20 minutes to (re)tell a plot about a kid learning martial arts from a handyman in order to beat up some bullies? No. Xiao Dre learns kung fu from the dour Mr. Han (Jackie Chan) and enters a tournament against the really mean Fighting Dragons, led by a teacher who totally took lessons from Martin Kove’s Kreese. The final training montage and the tournament don’t make up for the two previous hours, though they are definitely the movie’s highlights.

KILLERS (PG-13) Yay. A Mr. & Mrs. Smith knockoff starring Katherine Heigl (I wonder how unappealing she will be this time) and Ashton Kutcher is just what I wanted to kick off the movie month of June. Heigl’s suburban wife, Jen, discovers her hubby, Spencer (Kutcher), is an assassin, and he is worth millions to some fellow assassins that have been trailing the couple since they met. Director Robert Luketic runs hot (Legally Blonde, 21) and cold (Monster-in-Law, The Ugly Truth). This flick sounds frozen.

KNIGHT AND DAY (PG-13) How many old scripts sitting around since the 1980s did Hollywood have to trot out due to the writers’ strike?

The action-comedy Knight and Day sounds as out-of-date as The Bounty Hunter and Date Night. Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz star as a fugitive couple on an international adventure where no one is to be trusted, not even themselves. Director James Mangold is on a hot streak, having last helmed 3:10 to Yuma and Walk the Line.

THE LAST SONG (PG) Bestselling novelist Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook) wrote this screenplay specifically for Miley Cyrus, who is making her live-action, non-Hannah Montana feature debut. Cyrus plays Ronnie Miller, a rebellious young girl who finds love the summer she is sent to live with her estranged father (Greg Kinnear).

A MAN NAMED PEARL (G) 2006.

Filmmakers Scott Galloway and Brent Pierson document the inspiring story

of self-taught topiary artist Pearl Fryar.

The son of a sharecropper, Pearl has crafted a 3.5 acre garden out of throwaway plants in the middle of the poorest county in South Carolina. Winner of the Audience Choice Award and Crystal Heart Award for Best Documentary at the Heartland Film Festival and the Audience Choice Award from the Salem Film Festival.

MARMADUKE (PG) So the comic strip canine becomes a live-action movie, and Owen Wilson voices the teenaged Great Dane. I am sure the kiddies will eat this up just as greedily as they did both Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. Lee Pace (“Pushing Daisies”) and Judy Greer star as Marmaduke’s human owners, while a slew of familiar actors—Emma Stone, Ron Perlman, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jeremy Piven, Steve Coogan, Fergie, George Lopez—give voice to the animal kingdom. Directed by Tom Dey (Shanghai Noon, Failure to Launch).

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (R) A horribly scarred serial killer named Freddy Krueger (Jackie Earle Haley) hunts a group of teens while they sleep. If they can’t stay awake, they die a horrible death in their dreams.

This remake of a horror classic has me more excited than any since Rob Zombie’s Halloween, and I might be more pumped for Nightmare.

NOT SINCE YOU (NR) 2009. Filmed locally in Athens, Not Since You concerns a group of friends, all NYU grads personally affected by 9/11, reuniting in our small northeast Georgia town for a wedding. Sam (Desmond Harrington, “Dexter”) is “the world traveler, the romantic, the writer.” All-American Amy (Kathleen Robertson) broke Sam’s heart when she left him to marry Ryan (Christian Kane, “Angel”). Billy (Will Estes, “Reunion”) is marrying Victoria (Sunny Mabrey), who dated Howard (Jon Abrahams) throughout college.

Fudge (Elden Henson) dwells on the past, while Southern belle Doogs (Sara Rue, “Popular”) keeps looking for love.

With Barry Corbin.

OF MONTREAL: FAMILY NOUVEAU (NR) Witness the Athens premiere of Of Montreal: Family Nouveau, a documentary about the band’s 2009 European tour, including stops in Glasgow, Amsterdam and Paris. Be prepared for all the band’s antics, onstage and off. Includes Q&A with director and UGA English prof, Spenser Simrill, Jr. Screens with the shorts, Phonetics, a primer on rising stars Reptar, and Aman Amun: Revealing the Hidden, featuring two performances by Aman Amun. Part of the AthFest FilmFest.

PLEASE GIVE (R) See Movie Pick.

PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME (PG-13) Calling Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time a great videogame movie is sort of misleading. Sure, the plot kind of comes from Jordan Mechner’s groundbreaking game and the subsequent, superior sequels, but Mechner’s creation borrowed from the Middle Eastern magic carpet rides Hollywood used to love.

Fans of the game will lament that the movie is not a parkour fest à la District 13; casual moviegoers will find a summer movie to satisfyingly waste their two hours.

PUSHIN’ UP DAISIES (NR) My predecessor, Patrick Franklin, brings his independent zomcom to town just

in time for AthFest. Judging from the trailer (available on Ciné’s website), this comedy is fresher than most low-budget features about the living dead. Shot locally in Athens and Crawfordville, Pushin’ Up Daisies was an official selection of the 2010 Atlanta Film Festival. Part of the AthFest FilmFest.

THE RUNAWAYS (R) Sex, drugs, you know the story. Like most rock and roll biopics, The Runaways is all fun and games until the predictable requisite self-destruction brings everything to a grinding, unappealing halt. Writer-director Floria Sigismondi recounts the highs and lows of the allgirl rock band, The Runaways, fronted

by Joan Jett (Kristen Stewart, putting her druggy persona to effective use) and lead singer Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning). Still, the film is highly recommended for anyone with a prurient interest in a Bowie-like androgynous Fanning as well as your ‘70s rock connoisseurs.

SEX AND THE CITY 2 (R) The girls get their groove back (kind of) once they arrive in a new city, Abu Dhabi, but the serendipitous appearance of Carrie’s old love, Aidan (John Corbett), strains the fun. Fans may be incapable of skipping this new adventure, but they would be better served spending the supersized two-and-a-half-hour running time watching their fave eps.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER (PG) The first two Shreks were highly entertaining and richly creative way back in 2001. In 2010, this fourth and supposedly final chapter is really tired.

SPEED RACER: WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF VIC CHESTNUTT (NR) 1994. This short, black and white documentary introduced the world to 27-year-old singer-songwriter Vic Chestnutt during the recording of his second album, West of Rome. As its title invites, Speed Racer: Welcome to the World of Vic Chestnutt ushers viewers into Chesnutt’s impressionistic world through song and interview, making it the perfect companion to Vic Chestnutt Celebration. Directed by the award-winning Peter Sillen. Part of the AthFest FilmFest.

TOY STORY 3 (G) When toy owner Andy grows up and goes to college, he donates his favorite toys, including Woody (v. Tom Hanks) and Buzz Lightyear (v. Tim Allen), to a day care center. As excited as I am to meet the new toys, I am even more excited about the script by Little Miss Sunshine Oscar winner, Michael Arndt. Director Lee Unkrich codirected previous Pixar hits Toy Story 2, Monster’s Inc. and Finding Nemo. In 3D and IMAX 3D. VIC CHESTNUTT CELEBRATION (NR) This first look at director Erica McCarthy’s work in progress captures the Vic Chestnutt Celebration Show held at the 40 Watt on Feb. 19 and 20 to commemorate one of Athens’ greatest artists. That two-night lineup included Patterson Hood, Elf Power, Jack Logan, Centromatic’s Will Johnson, Dave Barbe and many, many more. A director Q&A and panel discussion will follow the 7 p.m. screening on Friday, 6/25. Part of the AthFest FilmFest.

WHEN YOU’RE STRANGE (R) Typically independent award-winning filmmaker Tom DiCillo (Johnny Suede, Living in Oblivion, Box of Moon Light) opens The Doors in this documentary narrated by Johnny Depp. This look at the ever-popular ‘60s rockers includes rare exclusive footage of Jim Morrison, Robby Krieger, Ray Manzarek and John Densmore covering the band’s brief life from UCLA Film School to sold-out arenas. This film has been a hit at film festivals from Berlin to San Sebastian to Santa Barbara. Nominated for the Sundance Festival’s Grand Jury Prize.

Drew Wheeler

movie pick New York Yuppies PLEASE GIVE (R) I presently regret not having taken the time to watch writer-director Nicole Holofcener’s first two films, Walking and Talking and Lovely & Amazing, as I have thoroughly enjoyed her last two releases, 2006’s Friends with Money and Please Give, presently playing at Ciné.

Catherine Keener and Oliver Platt Holofcener’s New York, much like Woody Allen’s, is populated by the neurotic, the selfish and the needy. Unlike Woody, she focuses on the female half of that population.

In Please Give, her muse, Catherine Keener, brilliantly crafts another fragile, quirky, 50-something woman and mother. Her Kate is a classed-up scavenger, picking over the furniture carcasses of the recently deceased.

Recently, Kate has been having one of those

existential crises that are the lifeblood of independent cinema. Kate constantly gives money and leftovers to street people because she cannot give them anything more emotionally meaningful.

Not only do Kate and her husband, Alex (Oliver Platt), profit from the death of strangers, they are also waiting for their ancient next-door neighbor, a powerfully blunt 90-yearold weapon named Andra (Ann Guilbert), to die so they can expand their apartment. Andra’s granddaughters, Rebecca (Rebecca Hall) and Mary (Amanda Peet), are no better off than Kate. Rebecca fills her loneliness as the primary caregiver for her grandmother; Mary is a tanned empty shell of a human being.

Holofcener’s intelligent deconstruction of the inanity of the post-modern New York yuppie is one of 2010’s best scripts, and casting Hall of Vicky Cristina Barcelona will prove smartly prescient. Hall may never be a movie star, but she is certainly poised for a strong Keener-like career. As funny as Please Give is, the emotional residue resulting from a viewing clings like a depressing funk.

Still, Holofcener’s acerbically talky film charms despite its heavy-duty unhappiness.

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Rock to the Second Power: Local rocker, drummer and teacher Dave Gerow (The Arcs, Ceiling Fan, A Mercy Union) has come up with a nifty way to motivate his students who have expressed an interest in music. For a while now, he has rewarded those students’ achievement by forming a rock band with them that practices throughout the year and performs annually at their school’s talent show. He says, “…the focus is on the students and how their improved ability to motivate themselves and focus as it relates to class work, also helps them improve on their instrument.” This year, Gerow and the gang will perform at the AthFest KidsFest stage as The Torpideros at 3:10 p.m. on Saturday. Gerow says that even though the performance is on the kids’ stage they’ll attempt for it to be a total rock performance with full amplification and even a Clash cover or two.

A Modest Proposal: The dudes in Pride Parade are kicking around the idea of starting a Kickstarter campaign to bring more comfort to themselves and oomph to their live show. Seeking to raise approximately $10,000, the band’s list of desired items includes a complete set of SBK drum cases, a pink sparkle Les Grape Soda Paul, a new Gibson SG, a few backup amps, new publicity photos, a lighting rig with foot controls, lasers, Jenny Craig memberships, a couple of smoke machines, individual personal assistants, beard trimmers and 50 cases of beer.

If you think this sounds unreasonable, I can assure you it’s no more unreasonable than some other campaigns I’ve seen, although I admit I like the Kickstarter model. The thing about the guys in Pride Parade, though, is that they’re completely joking except when they’re totally serious, and if you’re really wondering which way this new proposal leans then ask them yourselves over at www.myspace.com/prideparademusic.

For Real This Time: Athens pop-duo Grape Soda started a bona fide Kickstarter campaign last week in order to release its debut album on vinyl. Seeking to raise $3,000 for the project, the pair, brothers Ryan and Mat Lewis, have, of course, come up with various rewards including playing in your living room for the right price. I got to hear the finished album last week and, lemme tell ya, that Mat Lewis has one of the keenest ears for creative melodies in this entire city. The whole record is really good. Consider doing your part via www.kickstarter.com/projects/1303621324/ grape-sodas-debut-album-on-vinyl.

Turn It Up: Washington Street bar the Max Canada will host MaxFest this Thursday night,

and the music will start at approximately 9 p.m. Featured bands are The Starter Kits, Holy Liars, The Stone Breakers, Retric and All-City Cannonballers. DJs Grave Dog will play tunes into the night afterward for you to shake your thing. The whole event is free and takes place on the Max Canada patio.

Speaking of Which…: The aforementioned Southern punk, by way of pub rock, All-City Cannonballers are actually in the throes of playing a marathon of local shows in order to purchase lots of two-inch recording tape. Yes, it’s one of those pursuits where coming up with the money, as hard as that is, is going to be easier than finding the object they desire but, in any case, you can catch them at the also aforementioned MaxFest, this Saturday at 10 p.m. at 283 Bar or Tuesday, June 29 at Go Bar when they play with Bubbly Mommy Gun, The Invisible Hand and Naked Gods.

Sample the band over at www.myspace.com/ allcitycannonballers.

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DEAF JUDGES RETRIC THE STARTER KITS HOLY LIARS THE STONEBREAKERS ALL-CITY CANNONBALLERS

Welcome to the AthFest week edition of Threats & Promises. Before we get started, I want to welcome all you folks from out of town to Athens and wish a hearty good luck to all local bands that will play this week. I hope all your shows are killer and that everyone has a ball. This is the one column a year where I say nary a snarky thing about anyone, so enjoy it. Now let’s stop patting each other on the back and get to it…

by the Savannah, GA-based Gretsch and its CEO Fred Gretsch, who is an enthusiastic supporter of these programs. The most recently donated item is a Brian Setzer hollow-body Nashville model that was signed by Atlantabased band Sugarland. The guitar will hit the auction block via eBay on June 23 and bidding will run until June 30. This model guitar is currently priced at retail for over $4,000, so maybe you’ll get a cool deal. For more info, please email Jeff Montgomery at auction@ athfest.com.

Take the Walk: Although I know most of you will concentrate your AthFest activities around the downtown area, if you’ve got folks under 18 in tow and realize you have no luck getting them into local venues, you might consider heading down to Nuçi’s Space on Saturday where local band of young dudes Second Suns is headlining that night. The band plays a blend of guitar and piano-based pop in the vein of Ben Folds, Collective Soul, et al., but those are my comparisons, not theirs. They’ve impressed a decent amount of folks already and have won a few “battle”-type competitions. They’ll play that night with rising talent Henry Barbe, Connelly Crowe and Lauren Lieu. For more info, see www.athfest.com and check the “venue” section for set times.

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Is AthFest Ready for R.E.M. or Widesp read Panic to Headline?

The Music Community Weighs In

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fter 14 years, AthFest has established itself as a more than respectable Southern summer music and arts festival.

The event continues to expand its scope, attract larger crowds and book bigger acts. Given this obvious ascending trajectory—and because it’s a celebration of the best our city’s art community has to offer—the average person on the street has to wonder, “Is AthFest ready for R.E.M. and/or Widespread Panic to headline?” Flagpole posed the question to a few folks around town. To hear from our mayor, go to www.flagpole.com.

Jared Bailey

Executive Director, AthFest and Candidate for ACC District 5 Commissioner “Oh, I think we’ve been ready for years. And we have asked, but it just hasn’t worked out. There is some concern, of course, that there would be too many people in the street, but when we’ve asked the management of both bands usually both those bands are busy in the summer. Usually R.E.M. is recording or doing stuff in Europe, and Widespread Panic tours non-stop, so it just hasn’t worked out as far as the timing goes.

We do have another problem if we ever did do that, in that the police department of Athens is still reeling from when we did the free Widespread Panic show in 1998—and I actually worked on that—and every time I see the police chief he gives me a hard time about it. It was bigger than they expected and it took up a lot of resources, and they’re just very fearful that there would be something that big again. I mean, there weren’t any major problems, it came off pretty well… The police department is very wary about large outdoor events.”

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Bertis Downs

Professor, UGA Law School and Manager, R.E.M. “Anything is possible if the stars align just right—pulling off a major outdoor event takes many factors coming together, and there are obvious logistical, security and related concerns.

Then you get around to issues like scheduling and availability and so forth, not to mention economics. So, while anything is possible, these are formidable challenges for any presenter to pull off. The simple answer is really… it depends.”

Troy Aubrey

Booking Chair, AthFest and Owner, Nomad Artists “We’ve always tried to grow AthFest at a slow rate, because we never wanted to jump in from being this localized festival celebrating art and the local scene to, like, a huge—what was the big festival in Atlanta?—Music Midtown, with big national acts, tons of stages and corporate sponsors and all that stuff.

So, this year we’ve actually expanded it. The past 13 years we’ve had a main stage and a smaller stage; this year we’re going to two main stages, two equal-sized stages—one at Lumpkin facing down Washington and one at Pulaski, where the main stage used to be, facing up. So, we’re constantly looking at expanding the festival, not only [from a] booking [aspect, but also] the footprint of it throughout the city, and I think eventually we can get to something…

Now, talking specifically about R.E.M. and Widespread Panic, I doubt something like that would ever happen because I don’t think we have the facilities. I don’t think Athens has a big enough facility to host a show like that, and if we did it outdoors there would be no way we could have a free show. It would be turned into a gated, paid ticket; we’d have to have a paid ticket. So, are we ready? No, I don’t think in my eyes

we’re ready to make that jump [chuckles]. Now eventually, yeah, I see something like that happening, but we’d have to figure out how to make it happen economically. As far as the production side of things—because that’s way beyond the level we’re at right now… the bands would have to make more of a concession than AthFest would because of the sizes of the places they’re used to playing…”

Domingo “Sunny” Ortiz

Percussionist, Widespread Panic “Awesome question! Right now at this particular time and date I would say, no. You ask me—you ask us—maybe a couple years from now I think it possibly could happen. Right now, you know our aspects, and I don’t mean to say this in a negative way, but for both bands to perform on the same stage with each other, you know it [would be] such a phenomenon that I think there isn’t a venue right now that could hold the magnitude of people that would come to the show…

Here’s my vision, and it’s a vision that’s well deserved, in Athens: You know how Austin has SXSW? I think AthFest could, and has the potential to be, the next SXSE because of all of the great talent that comes with AthFest—a lot of bands, a lot of entertainment and, plus, you also have all the arts and crafts, and it’s great for the community…

I’ve always pushed for an R.E.M.Widespread Panic show close to Athens or in Athens, but every time it’s brought up the question is, ‘Where would you play?’ And if you try to do something free, who’s going to pick up the tab for all that expense—for the security, police, for the trash pick-up and everything else that was involved when we did Panic in the Streets…?”

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It’s one of those things where, you know, if they ever wanted to play I’m sure we would find a way to make it happen. But there are a lot of logistical issues that go into it. I mean the Widespread Panic thing [Panic in the Streets] was— were you here when that went on?—well, logistically that was a big thing, and that was the only thing going on, was the Panic show that day. And AthFest is more than one band playing, so the coordination for four days worth of festival plus a band like that is a lot of effort. So, it would be a challenge…

Now, would it be a lot of fun if, not even from a standpoint of them headlining, but if they did a secret show at AthFest?

That would be fun. That would be manageable, especially if you were able to keep things relatively quiet… It would be fun if at some point The B-52s played—it wouldn’t necessarily be as gigantic of a crowd to deal with, but would be a great, fun atmosphere. I think AthFest, year-to-year, goes by what makes sense to do, and the first year we started we had six weeks to prepare, and it took place on a block. We’ve sort of figured it out over the years and made it work, whatever happens…”

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Beyond the Headliners The Best of the Rest: Flagpole’s Top 20 AthFest Live Music Picks

FRIDAY, JUNE 25 ‘Powers 40 Watt Club, 10 p.m.

The guitar/music enthusiast cannot miss this shred fest in live quadraphonic sound.

Four guitarists (members of Cinemechanica, We Versus the Shark, Lazer/Wülf and Coulier), each assume the responsibility of transmitting the sonic character of a heading on Metal’s razor-edged compass and accordingly locate their power stations in corresponding corners of the room, leaving you, the rest of your pals, and billions of electrified atoms colliding somewhere slightly askew of center in a cocoon of electric ecstasy that won’t quit until the spirit of Metal has spoken its mischievous message and those “24 angry wires” and massive drum bursts are silent again. [Tony Floyd]

The Rialto Room, 10 p.m.

Performance artist Winger-Bearskin has formal training in opera, dance, sculpture and theater and received her MFA degree in the unfamiliar category of Transmedia, which is art based on time (passage, effects, etc). Although known for her video work (the reputation of which has taken her around the world for performances), it is unknown exactly what she has planned for her AthFest performance, but the word on the street is that she requested time to distribute 100 flashlights to the audience. WingerBearskin is an assistant professor of Video and Performance Art at Vanderbilt University. [Gordon Lamb]

Justin Evans and the Chinatown Diaries

Ciné, 11 p.m.

Take one part experimentation, two parts pop, add in some Athens music veterans, and spice it up with a little fun craziness and you’ve got Flash to Bang Time. The new wave rock band specializes in creating interesting soundscapes with unexpected melodies and interesting rhythms. Fans of Flash to Bang Time won’t have to wait much longer for the band to finally put out a release. The band has a seven-inch coming out on Happy Happy

Bambara 40 Watt Club, 11 p.m.

The boys in Bambara have been very busy this year, collecting some media love and playing blistering shows in support of their new album, Dog Eared Days. A sinister trio of psychedelic, shoegazing power-players, Bambara’s live shows just keep getting better and better. Brookshire and the brothers Bateh have come into their own with Dog Eared Days, a fierce and unrelenting attack of rapid-fire drums, haunting vocals, distorted guitar and ear-bursting bass. And they’re giving it away for free. Score! But this is far from the end of evolution for the band, says bassist William Brookshire. “Blaze [Bateh] and I are always getting more and more in

‘Powers

Bananafish Rye Bar, 10 p.m.

Named after a deliciously wicked J.D. Salinger short story, this rising Orlando band crafts symphonic folk that’s in line with premier acts like Fleet Foxes and Le Loup. Though it’s a young outfit, its background is rich with the essence of Orlando indie-rock royalty; bandleader Travis Reed also plays guitar

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unaffected, unpretty singing in the spirit of Daniel Johnston, Grindstaff extols the debauched revelry that his band’s heavy metal moniker suggests. His lyrics are deliberately secular—he has described them as “inspirational hymns”—and indeed, the Titans’ music sounds something akin to a downhome country jamboree on the Devil’s front porch; a group of ne’er-do-wells having a damn fine time drowning out that noisy choir of angels next door, or at least keeping them up late Saturday nights.

If you’re smart, you’ll let them keep you up late Friday, too. [David Fitzgerald]

Night Moves Gold Caledonia Lounge, Midnight The artists formerly known as Night Moves have faded into the dawn, but Night Moves Gold is forever. “We added the ‘Gold’ so people wouldn’t get the impression they were going to see a Bob Seger cover band,” says Ryan Bergeron of the Atlanta-based smoove rockers. To them, the Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man bore no great importance, nor was the Gene Hackman noir a source of inspiration. “The Bee Gees and Hall and Oates, they’re the portraits that we hang in the practice space to try to look up to and collect their vibes and inspiration.” The band features more than a few members of transnational kraut-bros Je Suis France, so you wouldn’t be off the mark to pick up a trace of parody in Night Moves Gold’s blue-eyed R&B slink, but there’s plenty of honest homage present as well. Songs such as “Personal Hypnotist” and “Make Vacation” forecast a Fender Rhodes-powered quiet storm moving into the Caledonia Lounge. [Jeff Tobias]

Engineering

Little Kings Shuffle Club, 10 p.m.

If you’re in the mood for heartfelt country music on Friday, Little Kings should be your destination. Justin Evans and company will be taking to the stage with a mix of twang, a hint of jazz and a whole lot of heartache.

Evans has been working recently as part of Adam Klein’s Cowboy Angel collective, partnering with Klein and others for recent shows.

“Adam and I are working on a fall tour called Cowboy Angel Rides,” says Evans, “where we plan on hitting the road as two songwriters hoping to make it to the West Coast and back.” Those lucky enough to catch the guys in action will be treated to a night of laidback tunes about life and all the bumps and bruises that come with living on the road.

[Jordan Stepp]

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Flash To Bang Time

featured on NPR’s “All Songs Considered.”

[Tony Floyd]

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and keyboards in The Tenant alongside Brad Register, ex-frontman for Summerbirds in the Cellar, and both are former Georgia residents.

Truly immersive live, Bananafish’s rustic and noble sound is a huge under-the-radar gem that could soon have much broader regional impact. [Bao Le-Huu]

Birthday to Me near the end of June featuring a song that bleeds in from side one to side two. “I believe the last time I noticed a song continuing on side two was a James Brown single from ‘73…,” says drummer Charles Greenleaf. “A lot of hands were in the recording process of the tracks as they spanned over several months and formats.” The result is pure Flash: creative, innovative, hum-worthy and ultimately cool. [Jordan Stepp]

sync with each other, rhythmically,” he says.

“Our songwriting is going in a really cool direction right now. Reid [Bateh] has added another amp to his set up, and that opens all kinds of new layers and textures.” If there’s one thing Bambara is good at, it’s textures. A live show will throw you from the darkest pits of the human mind to the highest points of psychedelic bliss. Get ready to have your mind blown. [Jordan Stepp]

Hope For Agoldensummer

Titans Of Filth

Flicker Theatre, Midnight Vocal harmonies, acoustic instrumentation, slow melodies and sparse percussion lend this folk act a tinge of the San Francisco-in-the’60s vibe, but many years of Southern dust and the accumulated nagging feeling that those “free-love” experiments of yore only made men lazier add a deeply sincere gravity to these Athenian voices—something the flower children of Haight-Ashbury couldn’t have known yet. This effectively lands Hope for Agoldensummer’s songbook closer to a hymnal than a protest pamphlet. The band is currently working on its fourth album and was recently

Ciné, Midnight The creative vehicle for lead singer/ songwriter Sam Grindstaff, Titans of Filth has counted a cavalcade of Athens’ best and brightest indie musicians among its ranks over the years, and that sense of community—of inside jokes between friends and whispered secrets between intimates—translates to its decidedly local sound. With a quivering violin here and a legato trumpet there, the band takes some cues from Neutral Milk Hotel and various other Elephant 6 incarnations, but Grindstaff shrinkwraps his off-kilter tales of youthful experience down to one-minuteand-change indie-folk anecdotes as quick and eye-opening as a shot of bourbon. With

Go Bar, Midnight Destiny, plain and simple: the magnetizing trio Donovan Babb, Zach Hinkle and Matt Sapp were just meant to play together, and no amount of distance between them could keep the band apart. Not for long, anyway. Athenians might remember when Engineering first broke onto the scene about five years ago, with its post-punk dance rock. The band’s shows were pure, unadulterated fun, echoing the trend of Gang of Fourinspired acts who were packing the dancefloor at the time (The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Radio 4, etc.). And then, just as soon as you could buy an Engineering t-shirt, the group parted ways, with Hinkle and Sapp moving up to New York to pursue other endeavors. But, luckily for us, the Georgia boys were all back in town over the holidays and decided to jam just for the heck of it. Babb says the magic came back instantly. “We were like, why did we ever stop? This is awesome!” he exclaims. And just like that, a public reunion was planned.

Babb says the band is even making plans for a new release this year, but with two-thirds of the group remaining out of town, live shows will remain a rare treat. [Michelle Gilzenrat]

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Country crooner? Metal shredder?

• High-energy hip-hop from Elite Tha Showstoppa!

• Buzzworthy electro-pop from Reptar performs as a trio!

• Acclaimed E6 supergroup Circulatory System!

• Rustic Americana and gypsy swing from A PostWar Drama!

• Teen sensations Athens (the band)!

• Los Meesfits play salsa covers of Misfits songs!

• Hosted by local comedians Chris Patton and TJ Young!

• Award presentation by surprise guests including musicians, promoters and scene vets!

• Screening of the winning local music video!

• The improvisational genius of Kenosha Kid in the pit!

Tickets cost just $4 if you already have an AthFest wristband. Otherwise, it’ll be $7 in advance and tickets are available at the Flagpole office, at SchoolKids Records and at the historic Morton Theatre. The price goes up to $9 at the door. Everything gets going at 8 p.m. and wraps up in time for the rest of the night’s musical events.

See you there! [Michelle Gilzenrat]

plugged into the Athens music scene. Lona is a vehicle for Leverett, a local musician who has played with such nationally touring acts as Bright Eyes and Now It’s Overhead. Lona’s music tends to run the gambit, but mostly bears similarities to early ‘70s-era Rolling Stones. Lona’s 2001 album, To the Nth, was well-received and features a number of raucous songs that are perennial crowd-pleasers.

But despite the group’s lingering popularity, the rumor is that Lona’s AthFest performance will be one of its last. Leverett, who still regularly performs around town under his own name, is working on a new batch of songs that don’t quite fit the Lona mold. “Lona’s been together 10 years, and now everyone’s doing their own thing, and I’m focused on this country music stuff,” says Leverett. While undoubtedly Leverett will continue to storm the stages of this city’s fairest venues, local music fans should venture out to respectfully toss a shovel filled with dirt onto the coffin of a great Athens-based band. [John Seay]

Efren Flicker Theatre, 1 a.m.

Athens, meet Efren. In the time it takes most bands to have their pictures taken in front of brick walls for publicity shots, Efren has rocketed to the forefront of the local music scene (they were even nominated in the “Upstart of the Year” category for this year’s Flagpole Awards). Behind Efren’s success is Scott Leon-O’Day’s Herculean work ethic. Over the last 10 months, the band has performed more than 45 shows. Leon-O’Day says touring is what he knows. “I’ve been going after it with determination,” he says. “I’m really just getting going, feeling what it’s like to really write songs and put them into action.” Efren’s songs are dreamy folk music sung by LeonO’Day, whose voice is a striking combination of breathiness and gravel. He sings with the kind of twang that can only come from life in Northeast Georgia (where Leon-O’Day is from).

Think Mazzy Star fronted by Kurt Wagner of Lampchop. Efren’s performance at this year’s AthFest will also be a release show for the

band’s new EP, Always Been a Bleeder. Despite the hype surrounding his band, Leon-O’Day keeps his eyes on the prize. “We’re trying not to be about hype, but writing songs for listeners.” [John Seay]

SATURDAY, JUNE 26 Chrissakes Caledonia Lounge, 10 p.m.

Drew Smith is multi-talented. In addition to his solo work as Chartreuse, an exploration in organic ambient soundscapes à la Tim Hecker, he also fronts Chrissakes, a hard-hitting three-piece featuring longtime Athens dude Rob Thomason and bassist Helen Rhinehart. Chrissakes aim to bludgeon their audience with blasts of carefully calculated sludge, but beneath the crusty surface lies a crafty early-‘90s don’t-call-it-emo flair. It’s heavy, flailing, passionate music that fans of groups like McLusky and Drive Like Jehu will instantly understand and enjoy. [Gabe Vodicka]

Nuclear Spring Go Bar, 10 p.m.

I can’t find enough good things to say about this band. Consisting of Danny Gorbachov (guitar, vocals), Jeff Webber (guitar, vocals), Ryan Vogel (bass, keys, vocals) and Scott Woodward (drums), Nuclear Spring is dripping with ‘60s garage-rock cool. The band’s wild, often yelped vocals and steady grooves combine for a naturally gritty, psychedelic appeal that’s part Kim Fowley, part Kenny and the Kasuals, but its quirky sense of humor and broad musical vocabulary brings Nuclear Spring more in line with the deft genrebending of Athens’ own Russian Spy Camera.

Relentless punk basslines and freak-folk organ work entwine with unconscionably catchy guitar hooks that will imprint themselves indelibly upon your brain and make you twist a hole in the dancefloor. It’s only a matter of k continued on p. 19

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time before this band blows up. The mushroom cloud is coming. See them before the fallout.

[David Fitzgerald]

Gift Horse 40 Watt Club, 11 p.m.

Gift Horse has lost a drummer, but the band hasn’t lost any steam in its locomotive momentum. And it’s a good thing, as the group has proven to be a thoughtful addition to the louder side of our local rock scene.

Anyone who has seen Gift Horse live is aware of the fact that it’s high volume, but upon

is not a state of metal in Athens—there’s a state of mind of metal in Athens that doesn’t really come to fruition all that much. It’s good to see bands playing metal,” he says. As for AthFest? “I’ve been living in Athens for 10 years, and AthFest has been very good to me.”

[David Eduardo]

Turf War Ciné, Midnight One of the most exciting bands participating in Georgia’s garage-rock revival, Augusta’s Turf War returns to Athens to play its emotive, stirring blend of loose party-rock and Gainesville pop-punk. The foursome, soon to be based in Atlanta, is currently mixing 10 songs the band hopes will be released before the end of the summer. Turf War’s live shows are powerful, sweaty performances that will have the crowd erupting in sing-alongs and careless dancing.

The band is excited to play Athens again. A previous show at Caledonia Lounge found the members awestruck by Matt Kurz One. For AthFest, Turf War will play Ciné with friends Grape Soda and The Agenda! Singer/guitarist John Robinson says, “The show will be a lot of fun, we plan on wylin’ out,” adding that this will be the band’s first AthFest. [Scott Reid]

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June 23-27

Venice Is Sinking

Holly Golightly

Savagist Caledonia Lounge, Midnight No way is AthFest ready for Savagist and the unholy Southern summer sun to blister and bake the revelers bouncing between stages and vendors during, say, a Sunday afternoon Pulaski Street Stage slot. Blame local noise ordinances and the small children.

Thankfully, a pub crawl element of the festival exists. After dark and behind closed doors you’ll find the impassioned, mangy underbelly of the local music scene. These bands play heavy metal.

If you stumble into the Caledonia this evening we hope your ears have a high tolerance for volume and that you’re familiar with the Corna or Maloik hand gestures—formed by simply extending your index and pinky finger while holding the middle and ring fingers down with your thumb. For those who plan social calendars more discernibly, visit Savagist on MySpace and listen to “The Feral Bailout” to quickly understand why the band’s visage deserves to be carved into our proverbial (and as of press time, nonexistent) local metal Mt. Rushmore.

“What has historically been the state of metal in Athens?” asks Savagist bassist/ vocalist Steve Miller, “It’s kind of a difficult question to answer because there generally

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Brothers from the same mother, Ryan and Mat Lewis are Grape Soda, a drums-and-keyboard duo whose sound is much more interesting and fleshed out than their setup suggests.

Mat’s delayed vocals and spaced-out organ lead the group’s decidedly more melodic take on the sort of lo-fi rock purveyed by bands like Blank Dogs and Eat Skull. [Gabe Vodicka]

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picking up the band’s debut album, Mountain of Youth, it can be discovered that it also flirts with high concept. Beyond the swaths of reverb, delay and wash that make up Gift Horse’s signature sound, one can glean a Holden Caulfield-esque lyrical tack that deals with the growing pains of getting older. [Jeff Tobias]

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40 Watt Club, Midnight Venice Is Sinking has been gracing Athens with its gorgeously alluring chamber pop since 2004.

Since that time, bandmembers have come and gone, but the songwriting core of Daniel Lawson and Karolyn Troupe has remained; and in its current incarnation, Venice’s music is the most chillingly affecting it has ever been. Live, the band’s lush, slow-burning music is a true pleasure for body and soul alike. [Gabe Vodicka]

SUNDAY, JUNE 27 Holly Golightly & The Brokeoffs Pulaski Street Stage, 6 p.m.

Hope ran high when Holly Golightly moved from her native England to a farm just outside of Athens, because all of us record nerds thought, surely, this would mean regular local shows by her and band partner Lawyer Dave.

As it turned out, that’s not what it meant at all, so this rare Athens performance is a total treat. Although still known best for her role as a member of Billy Childish garage-rock protégées Thee Heacoatees, Golightly has sunk herself deep into folk, blues and other American roots music as well as embracing the myths and mysticism of the rural South.

The Brokeoffs’ latest release, Medicine County, serves as evidence that there’s a hell of a lot of character (and characters) in them thar hills. [Gordon Lamb]

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13 Years and Hundreds of Bands Later

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year after the Georgia Theatre burned, downtown Athens is losing another of its live-music landmarks this week when Tasty World hosts its last live concerts. AthFest will mark the bookend for a 13-year run for the erstwhile club, a venue that has weathered more change, both from within and from without, than almost any other club in town this decade. Through it all, though, owner Murphy Wolford has remained a constant presence on the scene, encouraging young acts and struggling with the shifting tastes of a fickle town.

Initially just a club on the bottom floor at 312 E. Broad St. without even a stage, Tasty World built itself one of those, struggled with sound issues in a brick-and-glass space, opened a second floor a year later, promoted shows on both floors, closed up the downstairs stage and turned that space into a college-girl bar called Magnolias, and revamped its upstairs as Tasty World Uptown to create a great-sounding room. Tasty World recently brought on Secret Squirrel DIY guy Mercer West to book shows, reviving briefly what had become a lackluster lineup over the past year or two. Tasty World saw its neighbor One Love close, and High Hat Music Club close, and now that it’s going, too. And without the Theatre, live local music will have been effectively banished to the western side of downtown, while Bad Manor’s emphasis on local acts remains to be seen.

“The decision to close is purely business,” says Wolford. “My new partner, Paul DeGeorge, and I analyzed the numbers from the past year and decided that the location would profit more as a bigger bar. We need more space for Magnolias and the clientele that so heavily supports the area of town where the space is located.”

Wolford was just… actually, let’s dispense with the formality and conventions of print media, because here in Athens, it’s Murphy—just Murphy, always Murphy—that people know him by. So. Murphy was just one year out of his 20s when he opened the club in September of ’97. He’d graduated from UGA a few years back and had a day job working at the university— a job he hung on to for the first few years of Tasty World’s life in order to pay all the bills. Now, though, he’s in his 40s, is a father, and is ready for the next phase in his relationship with Athens. “While there are no plans in the works to relocate Tasty World, I will jump on an opportunity to stay involved with music and art in any way,” he says. “Meanwhile, if the right situation comes along… a space properly located for the business I know how to run; I would take a long look. When the bug hits…”

It was the club’s openness to give untested local bands a shot—generally provided they could bring in a couple handfuls of friends, enough to keep the bartenders interested—that made the venue unique in town. “We did not and do not want to be pigeonholed to a specific clientele or musical genre,” he told Flagpole 10 years ago, and that has held true. That willingness to give young bands a shot generated a lot of good will in the community—particularly among that small percentage of bands who went on to make a bigger name for themselves. The Glands, for instance, played a semi-secret,

it’s-not-a-reunion-because-we-won’t-admit-we-broke-up Christmastime show a few years back. And let the 40 Watt and the Georgia Theatre keep their unannounced R.E.M. shows!

The Whigs have often used the space for their own surprise gigs, performing under ridiculous fake names—a 2002 gig when Blues Traveler frontman John Popper joined in for an impromptu harmonica solo was one particularly singular and unpredictable event.

Of course, Murphy’s any-band-goes philosophy also had its downside: many a night you’d show up to see your friend’s band, or a band you’d read about in these pages, only to find another band or two had been added to an already packed bill.

It could be a frustrating situation for the audience, and a number of local bands wrote the place off due to the unpredictability of playing a gig at Tasty World. (Or maybe they just never liked lugging gear up that Everest of a staircase.)

“Well, Tasty World’s success and failure are one in the same,” says Murphy, whose club also played host to weekly events over the years. DubConscious got its start doing Thursday night residencies, and Tasty World was the home to a vibrant bluegrass night in the middle of the decade. “The place had no niche. It has been a place where anyone can come make their noise, show their film, throw their party, swing from the rafters, skateboard to thrash metal, bellydance or even lecture on entomology with a drink. Of course, the lack of focus left a lot of people scratching their head over the years. In 1997, Athens needed a place like Tasty World. As the nightlife downtown has grown, all the little situations that kept the business thriving for so long have found new and even better places.”

Murphy says there have been too many high points over the past decade to go into, but that he can link them all through his experience. Of that moment, he says, “I have dragged my sorry ass downtown, mailing it in, purely there to drink my way through another night and lock it up. I am on a 70-day run of totally ignoring the sounds coming through the shitty P.A., in a room ill-suited for live entertainment, when out of the darkness comes some beautiful new sound exploding everything.

That moment makes all the drudgery worthwhile, and I will max out all my credit cards to keep the place open so it can happen again.”

The name itself came from a defunct local music publication of the same name. Murphy moved to Athens in ’85, and played in a few bands, including Ruben Kincaid, in which his bandmate was Lunch Paper owner Monte Koster, another bandguy-turned-club-owner-turned-former-club-owner. “There is certainly a sense of loss because I love Athens music as much as anyone I know. I have lived my entire adult life here, and in the last 13 years, the Tasty World experience has been very important to me, my family, friends and staff.”

Tasty World’s AthFest shows have always been high-energy (and higher-attendance). The club goes out this weekend with a 1 a.m. Saturday-night performance from The Dumps—noisemongers who’ll be sure to give the club a proper sendoff.

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WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS WEEK

July 4th DeadlinE: The deadline for getting listed in the Calendar is THURSDAY, June 29 at 5 p.m. for the issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Tuesday 22 EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Check out the afternoon market in its convenient downtown location! Buy fresh, locally grown organic produce, locally crafted goods and freshly baked breads. Now accepting EBT cards. 4–7 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Wine Tasting Dinner (Flight Tapas and Wine Bar, 225 N. Lumpkin St.) Shiraz Fine Wines and Gourmet joins Athens’ newest tapas restaurant to host a five-course allinclusive dinner featuring an eclectic assortment of tapas from around the world, five different wines, dessert and coffee. Tickets available at Flight and Shiraz. 6 p.m. $40. 706-5490200, 706-208-0010 * KIDSTUFF: Teen Art Contest (ACC Library) Construct works of art from recycled materials! Participants will then vote for their favorite re-worked works, and the winner will receive a prize. All materials will be supplied.

For ages 11–18. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT.: Book Signing (Ciné Barcafé) Dr. Allen Armitage shares stories from his book, Legends in the Garden. Learn the history behind the naming of plants such as the Annabelle Hydrangea and the Nellie Stevens Holly. Dr. Armitage’s newest book, Armitage’s Vines and Climbers: A Gardener’s Guide to the Best Vertical Plants will be available for purchase. 6 p.m.

FREE! www.athenscine.com GAMES: Dart Tournament (The Pub at Gameday) You can’t spell dart without the art. Compete against other bar game extraordinaires. 706353-2831 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) All three Athens locations of Locos Grill and Pub (Westside, Eastside and Harris St.) feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Senior Bingo (Columbus Avenue Senior Center) Enjoy refreshments and play for prizes in this monthly game for players 55 and older. Every fourth Tuesday! 10 a.m.–noon, $4. 706-613-3603 GAMES: Trivia (Doc Chey’s Noodle House) Every Tuesday. 7:30 p.m.

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Wednesday 23 EVENTS: Athenaeum Club Tour and Social (The Globe) The Athens Clarke Heritage Foundation’s club for young professionals interested in historic preservation meets with the Georgia Theatre’s owner, Wilmot Greene, to discuss future plans for the historic building and Athens landmark. Attendees are encouraged to wear long pants and closed-toe

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shoes for the tour. 6–7 p.m. $10, FREE! (members). 706-542-5788, athenaeumclub@gmail.com EVENTS: AthFest Music & Video Show (Ciné Barcafé) Check out this year’s batch of contenders for the Flagpole Award for Best Music Video and the AthFest Audience Choice Award. Vote for your favorites! 7 & 9:30 p.m. $5. www.athenscine.com EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Hotel Indigo, Phi Bar & Bistro Courtyard) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog!

This week: salty dogs and greyhounds. Every Wednesday. 5–7 p.m. www.athensdowntownhotel.com ART: Athens Sculpture Festival Preview Party (The Classic Center) Get a sneak peak at the first annual Athens Sculpture Festival, a juried exhibition and sale featuring the work of over 20 local artists. See Calendar Art June 24. 7–9 p.m. $35.

706-208-0900, www.athenssculpturefestival.com ART: Reception (Mercury Art Works, Hotel Indigo, 500 College Ave.) For new works by Art Rosenbaum and Margo Newmark Rosenbaum.

6:30–9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-3380548, www.mercuryartworks.com ART: Reception and Release Party (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Celebrate the start of summer 2010 and the release of local zine 8anapple #2 at this reception for “Summer Solstice Assemblage,” an exhibit featuring zines and other work by local artists. Midnight–2 a.m. FREE! 706-288-4813 PERFORMANCE: AthFest Comedy Showcase (New Earth Music Hall) Local comedian T.J. Young hosts AthFest’s first-ever comedy showcase featuring nine stand-up acts from around town and nearby Atlanta. See Calendar Pick on p. 25.

8 p.m. $10, $5 (with AthFest wristband). 706-543-8283 KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m., Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Homeschoolers Chapter Book Review (Madison County Library) Elementary schoolage homeschoolers gather at the library to read a book together and talk about it. Every Wednesday. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling (Oconee County Library) Storyteller Carol Cain shares stories and songs for bookworms of all ages. 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling (Madison County Library) Storyteller Pat Gay shares stories and songs for bookworms of all ages. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 MEETINGS: Library Sewing Group (Madison County Library) Currently crocheting with double-ended crochet needles. Newcomers welcome.

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1–3 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 MEETINGS: Sitting Meditation Group (Mind Body Institute) Silent meditation every Wednesday. 1 p.m.

FREE! 706-475-7329 GAMES: Bocce Ball (DePalma’s Italian Cafe, 2080 Timothy Rd.) Join the league on the lawn every Wednesday. 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706552-1237 GAMES: Game Night (Alibi) Develop coordination, tolerance and grace through beer pong. Every Wednesday with Corey. FREE! 706549-1010 GAMES: Poker Night (Buffalo’s Southwest Café) Texas Hold ‘Em every Wednesday. 18 and up. Sign in at 6:30 p.m. Dealing begins at 7:30 p.m. FREE! www.interstatepokerclub. com GAMES: Quiz Show (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Chris Creech hosts. Sign up at 8 p.m. Trivia starts at 8:30 p.m.

FREE! www.myspace.com/flickerbar GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Every Wednesday. Win house cash and prizes! 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Team Trivia (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Team Trivia every Wednesday night (2 rounds). First round at 9 p.m. Second round at 11 p.m. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-354-7829 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points and Alps Rd.) Calling all know-italls! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102

Thursday 24 EVENTS: Senior Skills Day (Columbus Avenue Senior Center) Stay sharp with a variety of fun activities, including card games, puzzles, board games and computers. Every Thursday! 10 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3603 EVENTS: Thursday Theater for Teens (Oconee County Library) Enjoy popcorn and drinks as you watch popular movies on the big screen. This week: Mamma Mia! 6–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 EVENTS: Twilight Toasts in the Garden: Proven Annuals for Georgia Summers (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Learn how to choose annuals for the summer in this tour and Q&A with Garden curator Shelley Prescott.

Also featuring a wine tasting by Five Points Bottle Shop, hors d’oeuvres

by Trumps Catering and live music.

6:30–8 p.m. $25. 706-542-1244 ART: Athens Sculpture Festival (The Classic Center) The first annual juried exhibition and sale features the work of over 20 local artists including Beverly Babb, Matt Boland, Jaclyn Enck, Will Eskridge and Stan Mullins. Proceeds benefit

Donald Goldstein’s work is part of the Sculpture Festival at the Classic Center, June 24–26. the Classic Center Foundation.

June 24–25, 5–9 p.m. June 26, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. 706-208-0900, www. athenssculpturefestival.com KIDSTUFF: “Art to Wear” (Oconee County Library) Bring a pre-washed shirt or a pair of flip flops for a fun tie-dye workshop. For ages 9–12. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Pajama Storytime (Madison County Library) Snuggle in your jammies with your favorite stuffed animal and listen to bedtime stories. Light snacks are provided.

All ages. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-7955597 KIDSTUFF: Shadow Puppet Show (ACC Library) “Tico and the Golden Wings,” a performance adapted from the book by Leo Lionni. 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 MEETINGS: Clarke County Democratic Committee (Clarke County Courthouse, Grand Jury Room) Representative Keith Heard and Democratic Attorney General candidate Ken Hodges are this month’s featured speakers. All interested persons are invited to attend this month’s meeting of the CCDC. 6 p.m. FREE! 706-202-7515 GAMES: Poker (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Poker tournaments every Thursday (2 rounds). First round at 7:30 p.m. Second round at 10:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-7829 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) For college students, by college students. Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! 7:30–9:30 p.m.

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Friday 25 EVENTS: Sacred Earth Farmers Market (Flora Hydroponics, 195 Paradise Blvd.) The Sacred Earth Growers Co-Op sets up their yearround farmers’ market. Organic meat and dairy vendors, produce vendors, local artisans and more. 3–7 p.m.

FREE! 706-353-2223 ART: Athens Sculpture Festival (The Classic Center) See Calendar Art June 24. June 24–25, 5–9 p.m.

June 26, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. 706-2080900, www.athenssculpturefestival. com ART: Closing Reception (Anchor Gallery, 660 W. Broad St.) For an exhibit featuring work by Brian Hitselberger, Janie Askew and Phil Jasen. 7–10 p.m. FREE! 706-3548433 KIDSTUFF: “Battle of the Athenians” (ACC Library) Test your knowledge of Percy Jackson and the Olympians in this trivia battle. 2:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Books & Bites (Madison County Library) Read undisturbed for hours and eat pizza!

For teens only! 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) This month’s themes are dragons, the letter “G” and Father’s Day! For kids ages 2 to 5. 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 GAMES: Poker (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Poker tournaments every Friday (2 rounds). First round at 7

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Saturday 26 EVENTS: Adoption Day (Pet Supplies Plus) Local animal rescue organizations bring their pups out for a chance at finding a forever home. Love connections made every Saturday! 11 a.m.–3 p.m. 706-3530650 EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Buy fresh, locally grown organic produce, locally crafted goods and freshly baked breads. Now accepting EBT cards.

Every Saturday. 8 a.m.–Noon. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Auction Twenty-Ten (Oconee Cultural Arts Foundation) Bid on antiques, original art and collectibles donated by OCAF members and the general public at this exciting new fundraising event. A preview of the items for auction will begin at 8:30 a.m. Registration required for both events. 10 a.m. FREE! 706769-4565, www.ocaf.com EVENTS: Front Porch Record Sale (1080 Oconee St., Corner of Oconee & Carr) Get your vinyl on at Kurt Wood’s annual sale featuring LPs, 45s and 78s. June 26, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. June 27, noon–6 p.m. 706546-9602 EVENTS: Oglethorpe Fresh (Downtown Lexington) Pick up some fresh produce and cut flowers at this new outdoor market across from Lexington Antiques and Mama D’s

Bakery. 8 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! 706338-2898 EVENTS: Summer Book Sale (ACC Library) Featuring thousands of bargain books. Hosted by the Friends of the Library. 9 a.m.–3 p.m.

706-613-3650 EVENTS: Wine Tasting & Art Reception (Just Pho…and More) A wine tasting and food pairing event featuring the artwork of Richard Woods, classical music by pianist Yaeju Bin and a raffle for one of Woods’ works. 6 p.m. $15. 706850-1420 * ART: Athens Sculpture Festival (The Classic Center) See Calendar Art June 24. June 24–25, 5–9 p.m.

June 26, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. 706-2080900, www.athenssculpturefestival. com ART: “Spirit of the Land” Gala (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) A celebration for the annual art exhibit which seeks to increase the community’s awareness of disappearing greenspace. Enjoy a wine tasting by Gosford Wine, an aerial dance performance from Canopy Studio, music by Tin Cup Prophette, hors d’ oeuvres by Farm 255, a silent auction and an art sale. 7–10 p.m. $40 (adv.) $50 (door). www. athenslandtrust.org * OUTDOORS: Full Moon Hike (Greenway) Experience nature in a different light. Call to register.

8–9:30 p.m. $2. 706-613-3615, www.athensgreenway.com OUTDOORS: Greenway Bike Tour (Greenway) The Greenways and Riverside Parks’ staff leads a bike tour along the Greenway. Watch for creatures in the Claypit Pond, learn about the various hiking trails and check out the ruins of a turn-of-thecentury brick factory. Call to register.

10–11:30 a.m. FREE! 706-6133615, www.athensgreenway.com OUTDOORS: Saturday Strolls at Harris Shoals (Harris Shoals Park, Watkinsville) Explore nature next door with this series of walks led by local naturalists and artists.

For this week’s stroll, UGA Ecology professor Amy Rosemond discusses the teeming biodiversity which healthy streams such as Calls Creek support. 9–10 a.m. $5 (adults).

FREE! (18 & under). 706-353-8310, ppriest@charter.net KIDSTUFF: Globetrotting with Miss Jennifer (Madison County Library) Miss Jennifer reads stories about geography and maps to captivate future explorers and world travelers. 10 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Open House (Waseca Learning Environment) Swing by for a chance to meet the teachers and learn about Athens’ non-profit, private Montessori school. Now enrolling for infant, toddler and primary classes. 10 a.m.–noon. FREE! www. wasecaschool.org LECTURES & LIT.: Book Signing (Barnes and Noble) Newly published local writers discuss their latest fiction, non-fiction and children’s books. 2–4 p.m. FREE! 706-3541195 GAMES: Game Night (Alibi) Develop coordination, tolerance and grace through beer pong. Every Wednesday with Corey. FREE! 706549-1010 GAMES: Poker (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Poker tournaments every Saturday (2 rounds). First round at 5 p.m. Second round at 8 p.m. 5 p.m.

FREE! 706-354-7829

Sunday 27 EVENTS: Front Porch Record Sale (1080 Oconee St., Corner of Oconee & Carr) Get your vinyl on at Kurt Wood’s annual sale featuring LPs,

45s and 78s. June 26, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. June 27, noon–6 p.m. 706546-9602 ART: Opening Reception (State Botanical Garden of Georgia, 2450 S. Milledge Ave.) For “Dancing Naked Under Palm Trees,” an exhibit featuring watercolors of nature by Par Ramey. 1:30–3:30 p.m. FREE! 706-542-1244 KIDSTUFF: Open Paper Arts (Madison County Library) Push the limits of paper craft! Every Sunday.

2–6 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 GAMES: Blind Draw Darts (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Double elimination tournaments. 4 p.m. $5. 706-3547829 GAMES: Poker (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Poker tournaments every Sunday (2 rounds). First round at 2 p.m. Second round at 5 p.m. 2 p.m.

FREE! 706-354-7829 GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Southwest Café) Test your knowledge of ‘00s pop culture every Sunday. 6:30 p.m. (sign in), 7 p.m. (start). 706354-6655

Monday 28 KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Every Monday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Musical Animal Tales (Madison-Morgan Cultural Center) Gather ‘round the piano for a musical performance of “Babar the Elephant” and follow up that fun with an ice cream social. Arrive early to participate in a morning bike parade at 10:30. 11 a.m. FREE! www.mmccarts.org/animaltales.shtml GAMES: 20 Questions (Transmetropolitan) Hosted by Chris Creech. Join the “20 Questions at Transmet” Facebook group to receive the online question of the week. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-8773 GAMES: APA Pool Leagues (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Join anytime, any skill level! 7:30 p.m. 706-354-7829 GAMES: Game Night (The Pub at Gameday) New games including Wii bowling! 706-353-2831 GAMES: Keno Night (The Office Lounge) Every Monday! 7 p.m.

FREE! 706-546-0840 GAMES: Ping Pong (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Get your paddle ready for a riveting round of table tennis. 4–8 p.m. FREE! www.myspace.com/ flickerbar GAMES: Rock and Roll Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Get a team together and show off your extensive music knowledge every Monday! 8 p.m. FREE! www.myspace.com/littlekingsshuffleclub GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Every Monday night. Bring your friends! 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? 8 p.m. 706548-3442 GAMES: Trivia Tournament (Alibi) Every Monday! 9 p.m. FREE! 706549-1010

Drink Specials: Entrée Specials:

2.00

$

16oz. Bottles of Coors Light

Sunday Beach Brunch Buffett on the “GNAT-io”

$12 noon-3pm • Omeletes & Carving Station • $3 Mimosas & House Wine

Live Music:

Thurs, June 24 - Bros. Marler Fri, June 25 - Nathan Sheppard Sat, June 26 - TBA

The Classic Center Cultural Foundation presents

June 24-June 26, 2010 Grand Hall of The Classic Center Pre-View Party June 23, 2010 AthensSculptureFestival.com or contact Julie Walters at 706.357.4417 or Julie@ClassicCenter.com for more information The Classic Center 300 North Thomas Street Athens

iPads • Macs • iPods • Software • Service Georgia’s Apple Specialist

Tuesday 29 EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Check out the afternoon market in its convenient downtown location! Buy fresh, locally grown organic produce, locally crafted goods and freshly baked breads. Now accepting EBT cards. 4–7 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m., Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650

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Tasty World will be Closing Its Doors after 13 Years of Wonderment!

We Wish to Thank All of The Bands that have Graced our Stage Over the Years:

The Cherry Valence; My Morning Jacket; The Shins; Beachwood Sparks; Sound Tribe Sector Nine; Drive-By Truckers; Marah; Kings of Leon; The Long Winters; The Mooney Suzuki; Mr. Quintron and Miss Pussycat; The Pernice Brothers; Jucifer; Richard Buckner; Centro-Matic; The Glands; Tim Easton; Jay Bennett & Edward Burch; The Whigs; Secret Machines; Rogue Wave; The Avett Brothers; Helio Sequence; Iron & Wine; Hunter-Gatherer; Mates of State; Modern Skirts; The Hold Steady; Swearing at Motorists; Angie Aparo; Plastic Constellations; NRBQ; Jarboe; The Fleshtones; The Posies; The Deathray Davies; Slobberbone/ The Drams; The Octopus Project; The Star Room Boys; Songs:Ohia/Magnolia Electric Co.; Todd Snider; Carrie Nations; The Rosebuds; Summer Hymns; Glossary; Leif Garret; Corey Feldman; 2 Live Crew; Enon; Josephine Foster; Varnaline/Anders Parker; The Black Lips; Harvey Milk; Drums and Tuba; Mastadon; Saturday Looks Good to Me; The Black Heart Procession; Black Rebel Motorcycle Club; 764-HERO; Dr. Dog; Lol Tolhurst (The Cure); The High Matt Pond PA; Damo Suzuki; Battles; Don Strung; Tapes n Tapes; Manchester Caballero; (Smog); Troubled Hubble; Orchestra; The Bottle Rockets; The Whigs; Hall of Fame; Head Earl Greyhound; Apollo of Femur; Preston School of Sunshine; Grand Champeen; Industry; Jim White; Adam Peelander-Z; Grand Buffet; Franklin (Swervedriver); J-Roddy Walston & Blue Mountain; The Business; The Scout Nibblett; The Brunettes; O’Death; Baptist Generals; Rock Plaza Central; Neil Hamburger; Two Gallants; Great Lake Unknown Swimmers; Hinson; Stevie The Samples; Tombstone; Will Hoge; The Dead Meadow; Dashboard Elf Power; The Saviors; Wrens; Holly Honky; The Golightly; Woggles; Heartless Supagroup; Bastards; This Bike is Woven Hand; a Pipe Bomb; Pretty Lights; Japancakes; Brightblack Ambulance,Ltd.; Morninglight; Circulatory System; Ghost; Against The Moaners; Me!; The Bridges; Ben Kweller; The Majik Markers...

This Week:

Wednesday 6/23 Witness The Apotheosis / Timi Conley / The Extraordinary Contraptions Thursday 6/24 Pigpen Presents: Misfortune 500 / WildKard / Crane Friday 6/25 The Distict Attorneys / Jompson Bros. / Save Grand Canyon / Teddy and the Bears Saturday 6/26 The Dumps / FUTURE / Free Mountain / Drew Dixon

Thanks to the following people for making it happen and keeping it fun:

...Plus about 8,000 more!

Lizzy Mettler, Ray and Susannah Wolford, Jody Rhodes, Allison Schilling Parkhurst, Julie Busking, Fritz Gibson, Erich White, Mike Douglas, Deonna Mann, Gabrielle Rynes, Sean Doonan, Mike Testo, George Adams, Nick Bielli, Mindy Jacques, Bugg, Marc Tissenbaum, Joe Ringwood, David Bryant, Jennifer Dudley, Dave Marr, John Edwards, Sean Jenkins, Jared Hasmuk, Hayden Thais, Tim Facok, Mike Hobbs, Max Howard, Peter Fancher, Steve Crawford, Kevin Sweeney, Asa Leffer, Patterson Hood, Ric Wallace, Todd Simonton, H Hartman, Noah Ray, Hollis Rainwater, Claire Langley, Jason Hughes, Anna Gonzalez, Jason Lynn, P.J. Raufman, John Apostolik, Brett Falcon, Jon Ivey, Amy Littleton, Dane Beardsley, Ian Brown, Mike Church, Jon Lester, Darin Wright, Jackie Lyons Burton, Adam Chandler, AJ Bowen, Annie Merkley, Julian Dorio, C.K. Koch, Cheryl Washburn Altman, Chris Stinger, Chuck Bussler, Craig McQuiston, Jon Guthrie, Mercer West, Fred Myer, Heather Jerue Harbin, Jamie Swedberg, Jeff Rapier, Jennifer Kelly Green, Jessica Schneider Black, Justin Sais, Kitty Schneider, Kate Babka, Kae Alexander, Jamie Cunningham, Jessica McCorvey, Mark E.P. Woods, Matt Thompson, Melissa McKim, Joel Martin, Nick Case, Rashinda Reed, Rob Malone, Robin Spivey Hudson, Zack Hembree, Erin Stagg, Joan Gibson, Paul Trudeau, Sheree McMahan, Gary Arian, Scott Dansby, Brent Evans, Heidi Heist, Sheila McAllister, Enon Hopkins III, Jon Bray, Tim Westlove, Shannon Franklin, Tara Hansen, Mike Wells, Marcus Dill, Tyrus Linston, Beth Steele, Brian Switzer, Ryan Fox, Kate Kaiser, Chris McKeowen, ALL the current staff and that person I forgot.

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THE CALENDAR! KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Enjoy a morning of stories, songs and crafts. For kids ages 2–5 and their caregivers. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 LECTURES & LIT.: Brown Bag Lunch (ACC Library) Interior designer Thea Ellenberg explains how to make your house more appealing to buyers through simple staging techniques. Feel free to bring a lunch to this 45-minute program.

12:15 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT.: Hot Dogs and Cool Cats (Madison County Library) Take the time to learn some pet care tips from the professionals.

For ages 18 & up. 6:30–7:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-769-3950 GAMES: Dart Tournament (The Pub at Gameday) Compete against other bar game extraordinaires. 706353-2831 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) All three Athens locations of Locos Grill and Pub (Westside, Eastside and Harris St.) feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Poker Night (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Last Tuesday of every month. 8:30 p.m. www.myspace. com/flickerbar GAMES: Trivia (Doc Chey’s Noodle House) Every Tuesday. 7:30 p.m.

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Wednesday 30 EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Hotel Indigo, Phi Bar & Bistro Courtyard) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog!

This week: salty dogs and greyhounds. Every Wednesday. 5–7 p.m. www.athensdowntownhotel.com EVENTS: Plotluck Night (Ciné Barcafé) Come with a true short story from your life to share at this monthly event. Ten names will be drawn from a hat and those chosen get five minutes and a microphone.

The audience votes for the best story and prize recipient. 7–9 p.m.

FREE! (donations welcome), www. athenscine.com PERFORMANCE: Bawling Comedy Showcase (Last Call) Local comics will have you laughing and crying.

Atlanta comic Joe Pettis headlines.

8:30–10:30 p.m. FREE! www.lastcallathens.com KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Homeschoolers Chapter Book Review (Madison County Library) Elementary schoolage homeschoolers gather at the library to read a book together and talk about it. Every Wednesday. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Lap Puppet Show (Oconee County Library) Kim James and her posse of puppets perform “Frog and Hen,” a humorous Nigerian folktale. All ages. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Music Jams (ACC Library) Make your own soundtrack to summer with your friends! Bring an instrument or borrow one from the library. Ages 11–18. 2–3:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 MEETINGS: Library Sewing Group (Madison County Library) Currently crocheting with double-ended crochet needles. Newcomers welcome.

1–3 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 MEETINGS: Sitting Meditation Group (Mind Body Institute) Silent meditation every Wednesday. 1 p.m.

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GAMES: Bocce Ball (DePalma’s Italian Cafe) Join the league on the lawn every Wednesday. 6:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-552-1237 GAMES: Game Night (Alibi) Develop coordination, tolerance and grace through beer pong. Every Wednesday with Corey. FREE! 706549-1010 GAMES: Poker Night (Buffalo’s Southwest Café) Texas Hold ‘Em every Wednesday. 18 and up. Sign in at 6:30 p.m. Begins at 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.interstatepokerclub.com GAMES: Quiz Show (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Chris Creech hosts. Sign up at 8 p.m. Trivia starts at 8:30 p.m.

FREE! www.myspace.com/flickerbar GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Every Wednesday. Win house cash and prizes! 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Team Trivia (Lucky Dawg Billiards) Team Trivia every Wednesday night (2 rounds). First round at 9 p.m. Second round at 11 p.m. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-354-7829 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points and Alps Rd.) Calling all know-italls! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 * Advance Tickets Available

Live Music Tuesday 22 Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 KARAOKE Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday with the Singing Cowboy!

Barnette’s 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0966 OPEN MIC Bring your guitar and some tunes!

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18+). www. caledonialounge.com JET W LEE Nineties-influenced alternative rock with jangly guitars and earnest vocals.

THE NICE MACHINE Local spastic surf-punk trio.

THIEVES MARKET Local alternative rock band.

Doc McGee’s 8 p.m. FREE! (musicians,) $5 (nonmusicians). www.docmcgees.com MUSICIAN ALL JAM Grab that instrument and come on down!

El Centro 11 p.m. FREE! 706-548-5700 TREEDOM Funky, local four-piece with some psychedelic tendencies.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $3 (suggested donation). www.myspace.com/flickerbar JEREMY WHEATLEY You may have seen Jeremy perform as a member of Tin Cup Prophette and Je Suis France. Solo shows feature endearing ballads accompanied by guitar.

TESS WILEY Singer-songwriter, formerly of Sixpence None the Richer, currently living in Germany.

Little Kings Shuffle Club Athens Farmers Market. 4–7 p.m.

FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net LARA STUDIO SKY Singersongwriter Lara Oshon’s current project.

WHISPER KISS Local acoustic project featuring multi-instrumentalist Michael Wegner (Abbey Road LIVE!, Fuzzy Sprouts, SunnySide Up Band) and Shelley Olin (DubConscious, Grogus).

The Loft 10 p.m. FREE! www.loftofathens.com DJ DECEPTICRON Mixing today’s hottest house, electro, and club hits.

The Melting Point 7 p.m. $3. www.meltingpointathens. com BORDERHOP TRIO This bluegrass trio sums up its sound in two words: “high” and “lonesome.”

New Earth Music Hall 9 p.m. $6. “Summer Soulstice.” www. newearthmusichall.com THE DEAD KENNY G’S Jazz punk act that names the Art Ensemble of Chicago and John Coltrane as influences.

State Botanical Garden of Georgia 10th Annual Sunflower Concert Series.

7–9 p.m. $15, $10 (Friends of the Garden), $5 (children ages 6-12). www.uga.edu/botgarden RANDALL BRAMBLETT Longtime Athenian Randall Bramblett will perform his blend of funky, soulful Southern Americana highlighting the piano-based ballads on his new record, The Meantime. The concert takes place in the new flower garden between the Day Chapel and the Visitors’ Center. Blankets and picnic supplies recommended!

RICK FOWLER Local guitarist Rick Fowler (of Lonely White Boys, Ralph Roddenbery, etc.) specializes in a classic sort of British blues rock.

The latest record is Back on My Good Foot.

WUOG 90.5FM 8 p.m. FREE! www.wuog.org LIVE IN THE LOBBY Lefty Hathaway will perform on the college radio station’s twice weekly program. Listen over the air or drop by the station to watch!

Wednesday 23 Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 KARAOKE Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday with the Singing Cowboy!

ATHICA 8 p.m. $10 (suggested donation). www. athica.org POCKETFUL OF CLAPTONITE Pulling the power trio into a wide open stream of consciousness, this new local group features Darrin Cook on bass, Jamie DeRevere on drums (the same rhythm section as Breathlanes) and acclaimed experimental artist Killick on guitar. No, it is not an Eric Clapton tribute.

THE THING AND JOE MCPHEE Hard-blowing Scandinavian jazz trio fronted by saxophonist and Sonic Youth collaborator Mats Gustafsson.

The band boldly takes on unconvetional rock covers, with compositions by Frank Lowe, PJ Harvey, White Stripes and more filling out the set. Joined by American free jazz legend Joe McPhee on reeds and pocket trumpet.

Barnette’s 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0966 OPEN MIC Bring your guitar and some tunes!

Boar’s Head FREE! 706-369-3040 KARAOKE Make new friends.

Wednesday, June 23

AthFest Comedy Showcase New Earth Music Hall The Athens stand-up comedy scene finally gets its spotlight this year as AthFest 2010 kicks off with the first-ever AthFest Comedy Showcase at the New Earth Music Hall on Wednesday. That such a show finds a spot on the AthFest calendar—or for that matter, that a vibrant Athens comedy scene exists at all—is largely attributable to Athens comedy godfather (and showcase host) T.J. Young. Whether he’s hitting the road on his own “Beards of Comedy” tour, opening for national acts like Patton Oswalt and T.J. Young Aziz Ansari, or hosting open mics around town, there isn’t a comedy pie Young doesn’t have his fingers in. So, although technically this is Young’s first official AthFest appearance, he has done his time.

“I’ve performed ‘unannounced’ at AthFest twice before,” Young says, “and I must say, comedy is much better when people are expecting it. Telling jokes between music acts, to a crowd that is not expecting comedy, is a little like sending flirty glances to a girl for hours before noticing her seeing-eye dog.” Audiences will be expecting the jokes this year, as nine other comedians from Athens and Atlanta join Young on the bill. The Athens comedy scene has seen steady growth in the past few years, Young says, particularly in the last few months.

Co-organizer Chris Patton agrees: “I feel like the scene has really started to take off over the last year. There’s definitely a sense of community with the comedians in town.

But it’s very diverse. You can’t really put a style on any one comedian.” Pointing to the success of comedy stages at other music festivals, Patton is confident the AthFest Comedy Showcase will be a welcome addition. “T.J. and I have put together a really solid lineup of the best from Athens and some of the best from around the Southeast. I think the show will be great.” Doors open at 8 p.m., and tickets are $10 or $5 with an AthFest wristband. [Pete McBrayer]

Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18+). www.caledonialounge.com THE GOONS New indie-poprock featuring members of The Glands, Casper & the Cookies and Marshmallow Coast.

PIPES YOU SEE, PIPES YOU DON’T The delightfully warped psychedelic pop project headed by Peter Erchick (Olivia Tremor Control, Circulatory System) and featuring other Elephant 6 members.

THE POISON CONTROL CENTER Iowa-based outfit weaving between lo-fi fuzz pop and ‘60s garage rock.

El Centro 11 p.m. FREE! 706-548-5700 44 LOVE “Mountain rock and roll” quartet that plays a mix of folk, rock country and blues.

Farm 255 9 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DAVID AND NOEL BLACKMON The husband and wife team from the band Curley Maple perform old-time music—from bluegrass to traditional Celtic tunes—on mandolin and more.

Go Bar 10 p.m. www.myspace.com/gobar DUSTY LIGHTSWITCH Quirky, high-energy local band featuring blues-influenced rock punctuated by dueling trumpets.

HYENA Upbeat pop rock with a neofolk tendency.

MANS TRASH Mercer West fronts this new project featuring improvisation and a muted pop spirit.

STEVEN TRIMMER Local musicians plays acoustic psych-folk.

Last Call 9 p.m.–1 a.m. FREE! For more info contact dg2003@yahoo.com SPICY SALSA DANCING Lessons begin at 9 p.m. and dancing starts

at 10 p.m. No partner or experience required.

Little Kings Shuffle Club www.myspace.com/littlekingsshuffleclub DANIEL AARON Frontman for local Americana band Timber performs a solo set.

KAITLIN JONES Local folk guitarist/ vocalist Kaitlin Jones (Fine Line, Porch to the People) performs a set of Americana-tinged tunes.

The Melting Point “Stay and Play Summer Concert Series.” 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.meltingpointathens.com THE BIG DADDYS BAND Covering rock legends like Eric Clapton and The Allman Brothers.

two-piece that play heavy, rapid-fire electronic dance beats.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com PADDY DOVER Rootsy acoustic guitar from Columbia, SC.

Thursday 24 Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 OPEN MIC Hosted by Wes of Dixie Mafia every Thursday.

Bad Manor 9 p.m. FREE! www.thebadmanor.com DJ ANTHONY D Tonight’s theme is totally ‘80s, so dress up in your best retro outfit and get ready to dance!

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE Wednesdays with Lynn!

Barnette’s 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0966 KARAOKE Every Thursday.

Roadhouse 11 p.m. FREE! 706-613-2324 EDDIE AND THE PUBLIC SPEAKERS Local blues-funk trio led by frontman Eddie Speaker.

Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18+). www.caledonialounge.com ICE CREAM MEN Van Halen covers.

PASTOR OF MUPPETS Local Metallica cover band.

SUPERNAUT This Black Sabbath cover band features members of guitar-reverent local acts Maserati, Cinemechanica, Producto and 300 Cobras.

Tasty World Uptown 9 p.m. www.myspace.com/tastyworlduptown TIMI CONLEY The current Kite to the Moon frontman and ex-Fuzzy Sprout will play new tunes off his solo record, Nerd Sexy.

THE EXTRAORDINARY CONTRAPTIONS Atlanta band that combines a rock and roll aesthetic and a steampunk DIY ethic to produce its own quirky, guitar-driven vision of the retro-future.

KRISTI MCCORD The “Rocker with the Knockers” is a local drag sensation and she’ll be emceeing throughout the evening.

WITNESS THE APOTHEOSIS Athens-based new wave/industrial

DePalma’s Italian Cafe 6–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-552-1237 (Timothy Road) THE JAKE MOWRER TRIO Guitarist Jake Mowrer (of Brazilian-style band Cachaca) teams up with a couple of buddies on this new side project.

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THE CALENDAR! El Paisano 8 p.m. 706-353-0346 KARAOKE Every Thursday with margarita specials.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DJ KLAUS Dance party with grooves from around the world.

DJ MAHOGANY Freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 10 p.m. FREE! www.myspace.com/ flickerbar FABULOUS BIRD Local troubadour Peter Alvanos plays bright, ‘60sinspired pop.

NIGHT NURSES The band formerly known as The Flowers of Evil splits the difference between Joy Division and Johnny Cash with twang-infused guitar atmospherics, throbbing, hypnotic basslines and ominous baritone vocals.

ROMANENKO Local trio draws from ‘70s pop and folk with a modern rock edge, like Mary Timony fronting the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

YE OLDE SUB SHOPPE Big-hearted pop music played on tiny instruments.

The Globe 10–11 p.m. FREE! 706–353–4721 SELF SETUP New local trio plays straight-forward rock.

Gnat’s Landing 6–9 p.m. FREE! www.gnatslanding.net BROS. MARLER Brothers Drew and Daniel Marler bring their brand of gypsy-Americana.

Go Bar 10 p.m. www.myspace.com/gobar DR. FRED’S KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers, every Thursday.

Hotel Indigo “Live After Five.” 6–8 p.m. FREE! www. athensdowntownhotel.com JUSTIN BROGDON Rock vet Justin Brogdon puts a lot of Southern soul into his epic songs, drawing from artists like The Black Crowes.

Last Call 10 p.m. FREE! www.lastcallathens.com BATTLE OF THE BANDS Featuring Ramblewood, Cope and Laissez Funk.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10:30 p.m. $2. www.myspace.com/ littlekingsshuffleclub A CHE Y Bob Hay side project.

NOOGEEZ A musical collective dedicated to producing kid-friendly music and music videos.

SQUALLZ Acoustic performance featuring members of Jolly Beggars.

The Max Canada 9 p.m. “Max Fest.” 706-254-3392 ALL CITY CANNONBALLERS Local songwriter J.S. Dillard fronts ACC, formerly known as Honey. If you’re into swell classic rock like Creedence, The Faces, T. Rex, the Stones and Tom Petty, you’ll find a lot to like here.

DEAF JUDGES High-energy local hip-hop crew that draws from modern underground rap as well as a classic New York hip-hop style.

DJS GRAVEDIGGER & DREAMDOG Wrapping up the fest with a late-night set!

HOLY LIARS This local four-piece tends towards blue-collar rock, not unlike more polished early Uncle Tupelo or the cow-punkier moments of Social Distortion.

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MIKEY DWYER AND THE STARTER KITS There’s a touch of Elvis Costello in Athenian Mikey Dwyer’s distinctive vocals. The multi-instrumentalist is joined by Jamie Coulter and Dan Orchik.

RETRIC Local band featuring an allstar lineup that includes Colin Carey (The Ginger Envelope), Ryan Hetric, Mikey Dwyer (Starter Kits), Jeff Reiter (Diet Rockstar), Craig Lieske (Garbage Island) and Charlie Estes (Dark Meat).

THE STONE BREAKERS New local act playing straight up poppy rock with influences like Elvis Costello and The Who. Fronted by Lauren Osborne of Push!, and featuring Mikey Dwyer of The Starter Kits.

The Melting Point 9 p.m. $10 (adv.), $12 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com CYRIL NEVILLE New Orleans-born former member of the Meters.

New Earth Music Hall www.newearthmusichall.com D:RC The latest in global club sounds ranging from dubstep, UK funky to electro and bassline.

DUBCONSCIOUS 2.0 Jam band with a new sound and new vision.

L/D DUBSTEP Dubstep from the UK. The Office Lounge 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 KARAOKE Every Thursday with The Singing Cowboy.

Roadhouse 11 p.m. FREE! 706-613-2324 MOSES GUNN Featuring members of the recently dismantled local Americana act The Corduroy Road, this new group plays old country and rock with explosive energy.

Tasty World Uptown 10 p.m. www.myspace.com/tastyworlduptown CRANE Bluesy rock band that recently celebrated the release of its new EP, That’s the Boogie.

MISFORTUNE 500 Moody and melodic local band with soaring anthemic moments influenced by post-punk and ‘80s new wave. The band is led by the powerful vocals of Chisolm Thompson, who channels Ian McCulloch and Bono equally.

WILDKARD This Athens hip-hop group boasts a guitar player and melodic, danceable tracks.

Boar’s Head 9 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 JOHN SOSEBEE BAND These Georgia natives play hill country/ Mississippi blues and the occasional Hendrix cover.

Buffalo’s Southwest Café 8 p.m. $7. 706-354-6655 TIME TRAVELERS Motown, rock and roll and country!

Club Chrome 8 p.m. 706-543-9009 DROWNING CREEK BAND A fun, energy-driven rock band that plays music that spans the ‘70s through today.

El Centro 11 p.m. FREE! 706-548-5700 TASTES LIKE GOOD Rock with improvisational leanings plus covers.

Gnat’s Landing 6–9 p.m. FREE! www.gnatslanding.net NATHAN SHEPPARD The local acoustic guitarist-harmonicist is known for his emotive singing style and his modern reworkings of classic tunes, from Dylan and Neil Young to Van Morrison.

Roadhouse 11 p.m. FREE! 706-613-2324 TRAIN WRECK RALLY Gritty local Southern alternative rock.

Sideways 10 p.m. 706–319–1919 DJRX DJ-remixer Brian Gonzalez delivers original mixes of mainly current pop with forays into rock, old school, country and electronica.

Square One Fish Co. 9 p.m. FREE! www.squareonefishco. com ONE TON TOMATO Local salsa band featuring members of The HEAP. Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com DOUBLE EASE Jam band hailing from Augusta, GA with impressive guitars and interesting lyrics.

Wayfarer Music Hall 9 p.m. $5. 770-267-2035 THE VIRGINIA DARE DEVILS Improvisational bluegrass and oldtime music featuring mandolin, guitar and vocal harmonies. CD release celebration.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com THE VINYL STRANGERS Timelessly charming classic-sounding pop rock reminiscent of early Beatles.

WUGA 91.7 FM 4 p.m. FREE! www.wuga.org IT’S FRIDAY! Ponderosa will perform on the local radio station’s weekly program. University Cable Channel 15 will also broadcast the show.

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Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 THE HANDS OF TIME Featuring Charles Burgess (The Common Peoples Band) on vocals and keys, Amy Pritchett (Forward Motion) on keys and vocals, JC Plant (Blue Flame) on guitar and vocals, Kenny Brawner (The Grains of Sand) on bass, Danny Anthony (The Grains of Sand) on sax, Jeff Hammond (The Soul Pleasers) on trombone, Bill Oglesby (The Soul Pleasers) on sax and Larry Freeman (The Soul Pleasers) on drums.

Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 KARAOKE Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday with the Singing Cowboy!

The Bad Manor 11 p.m. FREE! www.thebadmanor.com SOUNDS OF SILENCE Hard rocking local band that’s shared the stage with such acts as Finger Eleven, Puddle of Mudd and Saliva.

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The Bad Manor 11 p.m. FREE! www.thebadmanor.com EULOGY Tool tribute band.

Bishop Park 8 a.m.–12 p.m. Athens Farmers Market. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net CARLY GIBSON Georgia-born songwriter who draws on rock, jazz, folk and blues. (10 a.m.).

SEAN ARINGTON AND GREG BENSON Arington is an Athenian singer/songwriter formerly of bands Big Atomic and One Big Eye. Benson performs sometimes funny, some-

Wednesday, June 23– Sunday, June 27

AthFest FilmFest Events Ciné The lineup of screenings at this year’s AthFest FilmFest is pretty staggering: including shorts (but not counting individual music videos), over 30 different films will be shown over the weekend, nearly all of them produced in Athens and/or Speed Racer: Welcome to the World of Vic Chesnutt

by Athenians. Programs include Athens TeenScreen (a collection of shorts by “the next generation of Athens filmmakers”), two more separate programs of shorts (one devoted to horror films!) and the AthFest Music + Video Show, featuring about two dozen bands. Then there are the locally produced features Pushin’ Up Daisies, Not Since You and The Gallon Challenge.

If you think AthFest is about music, there’s plenty of it onscreen here. For starters, The Runaways and When You’re Strange, both major-indie releases about major rock bands, have already begun their runs at Ciné and will continue through June 30.

Weekend-only screenings include Of Montreal: Family Nouveau, Spenser Simrill, Jr.’s upclose chronicle of the local heroes’ (and heroines’) 2009 European tour, and the eternal local music doc Athens, GA: Inside/Out. But the most exciting local-film-and-music event of this weekend may be the two screenings of a two-hour program dedicated to the late, beloved Athens songwriter Vic Chesnutt. The anchor of the program is Speed Racer: Welcome to the World of Vic Chesnutt, Pete Sillen’s 30-minute documentary from 1994, which has never been released on DVD. Also on the bill is a grab bag of exclusive video shot by local documentary filmmaker Erica McCarthy: a “Christmas special” from the 1980s featuring Chesnutt and the legendary Athens writer John Seawright, some footage from Chesnutt’s final show, Dec. 4, 2009 in Austin, TX, and a preview of McCarthy’s doc-in-progress tentatively titled Vic Chesnutt Celebration. That features interviews and performances from the weekend of Vic tribute shows at the 40 Watt this past February, including Liz Durrett’s utterly breathtaking version—with Guy Picciotto and Thee Silver Mt. Zion—of “This Cruel Thing,” a thenunrecorded Chesnutt song that has since shown up on Widespread Panic’s new album.

McCarthy and Sillen will introduce and answer questions at the Friday screening; McCarthy will be there Sunday, as well. Go to www.athenscine.com for more info. [Dave Marr]

times sad, but almost always human songs. (8 a.m.)

in Atlanta, but featuring several UGA alumns.

Buffalo’s Southwest Café 8 p.m. $10. 706-354-6655 TIME TRAVELER Motown, rock and roll, and country!

No Where Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 ADAM PAYNE This local musician’s impressively versatile tenor is somewhat reminiscent of Neil Young’s. He writes songs with a lot of heart—the kind of tunes that can either make you tear up or laugh out loud.

TREY BOYNER Of the bands Dimestore and the Trey Boyer Band.

Club Chrome 8 p.m. 706-543-9009 BOBBY COMPTON BAND The first Redneck Idol, Bobby Compton sings hard rockin’ country.

Roadhouse 11 p.m. $1. 706-613-2324 ASHUTTO MIRRA This alternative rock quartet features members of alterna-soul group The Revival.

El Centro 11 p.m. FREE! 706-548-5700 JOHN SOSEBEE BAND These Georgia natives play hill country/ Mississippi blues and the occasional Hendrix cover.

RPM 10 p.m. FREE! 706-543-0428 BURNS LIKE FIRE Local punk band featuring members of Karbomb, Wristbandits and Celerity. A quartet of musical disarray!

GUFF This non-stop local punk quartet’s style hearkens back to the Lookout Records sound from more than a decade ago, with a sense of fun amid the noise.

KARBOMB Local quartet (Nick Skillman, Jay Kellom, Rory Riley, David Brown) plays high-velocity, erratic and angry punk not dissimilar to early-’90s Orange County stuff.

SO IT GOES Socially conscious punk rock band that infuses elements of Spanish rock, folk and ska.

Boar’s Head 9 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 TRAVIS BOYLES Local singersongwriter.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 1-6:30 p.m. “Spencer for Mayor Day Party.” www.myspace.com/littlekingsshuffleclub CONNOR CHRISTIAN Gritty, soulful roots-rock influenced by artists as diverse as Ryan Adams, G. Love and The Band.

FRECKLE & BURN Alternative rock influenced by The Replacements, Johnny Thunders, and Pavement.

PART BEAR Local songwriter Gray Griggs fronts this classic-rock-leaning band whose live shows feature unbridled enthusiasm and fun.

PONDEROSA Local quartet fronted blasts through fiery classic rock, working some pedal steel into the mix and drawing heavily from bluesinfluenced Texas rock.

TRANCES ARC Highly polished, tight, alt-rock quartet currently based

Square One Fish Co. 9 p.m. FREE! www.squareonefishco. com TROPICAL BREEZES Spicy, tropical band whose melodic emphasis is entirely on its proficient steel drum section. Expect jazz and reggae influences, dipped in their own brand of salsa.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com YOU TONIGHT Rock band that draws on alternative sounds from the ‘80s and ‘90s.

Sunday 27 Farm 255 10 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com KINKY WAIKIKI Playing modern arrangements of traditional Hawaiian music, with a little Western swing thrown into the mix.

Jittery Joe’s Roasting Company 4 p.m. FREE! 706-227-2161 PICKIN’ ON THE PORCH This month, Georiga alt-country band The Granfalloons graces the porch of Jittery Joe’s roaster on E. Broad St. Square One Fish Co. Noon-3 p.m. FREE! www.squareonefishco.com SUNDAY JAZZ BRUNCH Rotating local jazz artists play Sunday afternoons on the patio.

Monday 28 Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 KARAOKE Come down and belt them out every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday with the Singing Cowboy!

Ciné Barcafé 6 p.m. FREE! www.athenscine.com JAZZ JAM SESSION Athens jazz ensemble Sonny Got Blue hosts a standing jam session on Mondays joined by a rotating cast of regulars on various instruments.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.myspace.com/ flickerbar STEVE ABERCROMBIE Local musician who crafts hypnotic experimental folk.

MARK CUNNINGHAM Soulful Americana.

JULIA HALTIGAN Blending blues, old-time country and Americana classics with modern arrangements evoking the likes of Tom Waits and Nancy Sinatra.

NIGHTINGALE NEWS The musical vehicle of local songwriter Coy King (formerly of Sleepy Horses), playing tender, rootsy acoustic ballads.

Tuesday 29 Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 KARAOKE Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday with the Singing Cowboy!

Barnette’s 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0966 OPEN MIC Bring your guitar and some tunes!

Doc McGee’s 8 p.m. $5 (musicians FREE!). www. docmcgees.com MUSICIAN ALL JAM Every Tuesday night Doc McGee’s presents Musician All Jam hosted by The Mike Delaney Project.

Go Bar 9 p.m. www.myspace.com/gobar ALL-CITY CANNONBALLERS Southern punk rock comprised of drummer Dereck Olivera (Manray), bassist Charlie Estes (Ham1, Dark Meat) and J.S. Dillard (Honey) on vocals and guitar.

BUBBLY MOMMY GUN Local experimental pop band that belts out raucous, psychedelic tunes.

INVISIBLE HAND Adam and Parker Smith’s experimental forays retain a certain pop sensibility despite unconventional arrangements and instrumentation.

NAKED GODS From the mountains of Boone, NC, Naked Gods bring a warm, hook-laden blend of indie altcountry and rock and roll.

Little Kings Shuffle Club Athens Farmers Market. 4–7 p.m.

FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net HOLLY BELLE Atlanta singersongwriter Holly Belle sings smoky, acoustic ballads accompanied by cello.

KATE MORRISSEY Best known throughout this corridor for her dark velvet voice that stands on its own, Morrissey’s songwriting is literate and sincere, and her conversational live shows come punctuated with an offbeat sense of humor.

The Loft 10 p.m. FREE! www.loftofathens.com DJ DECEPTICRON Mixing today’s hottest house, electro, and club hits.

The Melting Point 7 p.m. $3. www.meltingpointathens. com EXCEPTION TO THE RULE Progressive bluegrass band from Northeast Georgia with members ranging in age from 16-23. Fueled by a hard-driving banjo style, sultry violin and mandolin, this group infuses elements of classical, jazz, blues and rock.

New Earth Music Hall 9 p.m. $3. 706-543-8283 POETIC SOUL Mon2 and Buddah host this new open-mic for poets, singers and other soulful types.

Every Tuesday. Sign up at 8 p.m.

WUOG 90.5FM 8 p.m. FREE! www.wuog.org LIVE IN THE LOBBY Undus Mundus will perform on the college radio station’s twice weekly program.

Listen over the air or drop by the station to watch!

Wednesday 30 Alibi 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-1010 KARAOKE Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday with the Singing Cowboy!

Barnette’s 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0966 OPEN MIC Bring your guitar and some tunes!

Boar’s Head FREE! 706-369-3040 KARAOKE Make new friends.

Farm 255 9 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com RAND LINES Live jazz music.

11 p.m. FREE! farm255.com KENOSHA KID Centered around the instru-improv jazz compositions of guitarist Dan Nettles, Kenosha Kid’s music borrows freely from multiple sources and hammers it all into a seamless product glistening with inspiration.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.myspace.com/ flickerbar BETSY FRANCK Soulful, brassy Southern rock and country songs rooted in tradition, but with a modern sensibility.

ECHO CANYON Local trio of Jim Wilson, Chuck Bradburn and Craig Lieske plays experimental music that is playful yet demanding with an otherworldly, delicate feel that evolves into metal power.

P.D. WILDER Ambient experimental drone inspried by existentialism, perception and astro-physics.

ADAM PAYNE This local musician’s impressively versatile tenor is somewhat reminiscent of Neil Young’s. He writes songs with a lot of heart–the kind of tunes that can either make you tear up or laugh out loud.

THE SUBLIMATOR Atlanta native who specializes in spoken word lyrics with plenty of reverb over a bed of rolling synths.

Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! www.myspace.com/ gobar TWIN POWERS DJ Dan Geller (Gold Party, The Agenda) and a rotating cast of partners (Winston Parker, Tom Hedger) spin glam rock, new wave, punk and Britpop.

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The Melting Point “Stay and Play Summer Concert Series.” 6 p.m. FREE! www.meltingpointathens.com FORWARD MOTION Rock covers and originals.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE Wednesdays with Lynn!

Terrapin Beer Co. 5 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com FUNKY FIASCO Jam band that incorporates trumpet and saxophone for a driving and energetic sound. * Advance Tickets Available

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bulletin board DO SOMETHING; GET INVOLVED! JULY 4th Deadline: The deadline for getting listed in Bulletin Board is WEDNEsday, June 30 at 5 p.m. for the issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

ART Call for Artists (Hampton Fine Art Gallery) Artists needed for the “Fourth Annual Locals Art Exhibition,” a non-juried show.

One work per artist, $30 entry fee.

Due July 1–3, noon–5 p.m. www. hamptonfineartgallery.com Call for Artists Seeking submissions of digital video, film, performance and sound art of six minutes or less for “6X6,” a media arts event taking place at 7 p.m. on the first Wednesday of the month from March to August in the Ciné Lab. New theme and curator every month. July’s theme: Mystery. http:// hexadic.blogspot.com Call for Artists The Moonlight Gypsy Market is currently seeking artists, musicians and performers for its inaugural event in August. moon lightgypsymarket@gmail.com Call for Performers/ Writers (ATHICA) Now seeking performers and writers with works addressing the topic of “uncertainty” for annual summer exhibit, “Emerges.” Email brief proposal with subject line “AE IV” followed by your name. Deadline: July 2. athicaemerges@athica.org Call for Submissions The EcoFocus Film Festival is now accepting film submissions. Go online for requirements. Deadlines: Aug. 1 (short films), Jul. 1 (feature-length films). www.withoutabox.com, ecofocusfilmfest.org

AUDITIONS Athens’ Got Talent (Buffalo’s Southwest Café) Don’t miss your chance to be a star! Audition for the first annual Athens area amateur tal-

ent competition. Proceeds from the October performance at the Classic Center benefit Women to the World.

Register online. July 29 & 30 and Aug. 19 & 20, $10 (non-refundable entrance fee). www.athensgottalent. com

CLASSES Advance Directives Workshop (Two Story Coffeehouse, Second Floor Conference Room) Learn the basics of living wills and find better ways to discuss them with loved ones. 9–10 a.m. $10. 706-850-7838, www. halowdr.com Art Classes (Blue Tin Art Studio) Now registering for an assortment of creative art classes for youth and adults. Learn to work in charcoal or acrylic; try painting with beeswax in encaustic painting; create 3-D sculpture from metal, wire or plaster; or learn various approaches to creating your own abstract art. 404-5566884, www.bluetinstudio.com Back Care Yoga (Mind Body Institute) Don’t submit to chronic back pain. Call to register. 706-4757329, www.armc.org/mbi Basic Computer Skills and Introduction to Computers (Oconee County Library) Learn the basic components of your computer or master Microsoft Windows XP. Registration required. 706-769-3950, FREE! www.clarke.public.lib.ga.us/oconee. html Basket Weaving (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Learn how to construct a basket for your garden or market veggies! Cost of class includes materials. Registration required. June 23, 6:15–8:45 p.m. $48. www.uga.edu/botgarden

Beginner Bellydance (Sangha Yoga Studio) New instructor Murjanah teaches this multilevel class in the basic technique, postures and choreography.

Wednesdays, 7–8:15 p.m. $60/6 weeks, $14/class. 706-613-1143, bellydancebody@gmail.com Canning the Summer Garden (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Brenda Beckham and BJ Garrett lead an intro to the pressure cooker method of home canning.

Registration required. July 17, 2–4 p.m. $14. 706-542-6156, www.uga. edu/botgarden Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” class every Friday from 7–9 p.m. and “Family Try Clay” every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. ($20/ person). 706-355-3161, www.good dirt.net Cooking in the Garden: Tomatoes! (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Make delicious sauces with your garden’s bounty.

Try a simple marinara, a spicy cream sauce with shrimp or a zesty salsa.

Registration required. July 21, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $27. 706-542-6156, www.uga.edu/botgarden Crafting Classes (Hobby Lobby) Now offering classes in papermaking, soapmaking, crocheting, collage/decoupage and more! Call for details. $5–$25. 478-718-5180, www.nataliebush.com Dance Classes (Jadespring Wellness Center, Comer) Now offering classes in Nia, a blend of dance arts, martial arts and healing arts.

Fridays, 5:15–6:15 p.m. $12, 706614-6126 Dance Classes (Studio Dance Academy) Now registering for a wide range of youth and adult classes, from ballet and tap to swing and Nia. 706-354-6454, www.studiodance academy.com

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Jim StipeMaas’ painting is part of the “Spirit of the Land” show at the Botanical Garden through June 26.

Dance Classes, Martial Arts and Yoga (Floorspace) Now registering for adult and children’s classes, featuring Open Dancing, Fusion Bellydance, Creative Movement, Zumba, Nia, Martial Arts, Poi, Yoga and more! See full schedule online. www.floorspace athens.com Dancefx Fitness Classes (Dancefx) Stay in shape all summer with Pilates, zumba, body sculpting, floor barre, stretch and more. See full schedule online. $6/class. 706355-3078, www.dancefx.org GED Classes (Athens Urban Ministries) Get your GED for free, free, free! Wednesdays, 9:30–11:30 a.m., Thursdays, 1:30–3:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-353-6647.

Genealogy 102: Census Records Online (Oconee County Library) Research family history online using Ancestry Library Edition and HeritageQuest Online.

Genealogy 101 is a prerequisite for this class. Call to register. 11:30 a.m.–1:00 p.m. June 26, 3–4:30 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 Gentle Yoga for Seniors (Council on Aging) Regain flexibility, stamina and muscle tone with gentle stretches and breathing techniques.

Tuesdays, 8–9:15 a.m. Wednesdays, 3–4:15 p.m. Fridays, 10–11 a.m.

FREE! 706-548-3910 Introduction to the Internet (Oconee County Library) Two-part class that covers Internet service providers, web browsers, useful sites and Internet safety. Space is limited, call to register. June 23–24, 3–4:30 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 Line Dancing for Seniors (Council on Aging, Harris Room) Keep your health in line and have fun at the same time! Tuesdays, 4–5 p.m. $5/class. 706-549-4850 Mind Your Muscles (Council on Aging) Bring your muscles into focus with a combination of tai chi, yoga and Pilates! Fridays, 3–4 p.m. $5/class. 706-549-4850 Natural History of Georgia Plants (State Botanical Garden of Georgia, Callaway Building) This course will introduce students to the diverse natural vegetation of Georgia. July 17, 8:30 a.m.–4:30 p.m. $100. 706-542-6156, www. uga.edu/botgarden Nature Dojo (Greenway) Nurture your original animal intelligence and “re-wild” your body and mind through fun exercises in nature.

Meet at Greenway parking lot behind Mama’s Boy. For ages 18 & up.

Tuesdays–Thursdays, 5:30–7 p.m.

$10/drop-in, $40/month. www.wild intelligence.org Osher Lifelong Learning Institute Classes (ACC Library) OLLI, formerly Learning in Retirement, will hold registration for summer classes following a presentation on “Aging in Place.” July 1, 1:30 p.m. 706-549-7350, www.olli. uga.edu Outdoor Fitness Boot Camps (Various Locations) Now registering men and women of all fitness levels for weekday morning and evening programs. Learn more and register online! www.wowbootcamp.net Phoenix Rising Yoga Therapy (Sangha Yoga Studio) Bring a journal to class and try to connect with your inner wisdom. For all levels of experience. Registration required. July 5–Aug. 23, Mondays, 7:15–8:45 p.m. $90. 706-613-1143, www.healingartscentre.net Prenatal Yoga (Full Bloom Center) Get ready for birth and beyond. Thursdays, 5:30 p.m., Saturdays, 12:30 p.m. $14/class or $60/6 classes. 706-353-3373, www. fullbloomparent.com Quick Books (Athens Technical College) Now offering intermediate and advanced classes. Call to register. $99. June 25 (intermediate and advanced), $75. 706-369-5763, bmoody@athenstech.edu Tai Chi for Seniors (Council on Aging) Increase strength and balance at your own pace! Every Tuesday. 2–3 p.m. $15/semester.

706-549-4850 Tai Chi in the Park on Talmadge Drive (Mind Body Institute, Athens Regional Medical Center) Offering Tai Chi instruction. Call for more information.

Saturdays, 9:30–10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-475-7329, mbiprograms@ armc.org TRX Men’s Health Week (The Omni Club) Call to register for FREE! classes in TRX Suspension Training.

June 20–27, 706-369-3111, www. theomniclub.com Yoga and Tai Chi Classes (Athens Wellness Cooperative) See full calendar online. $14/drop-in, $60/6 classes, $108/12 classes. www.wellnesscooperative.com Yoga Classes (Five Points Yoga) Classes in Mama-Baby Yoga, Prenatal Yoga and Forrest Yoga. Full schedule online. $10–$14/class.

706-355-3114, www.athensfive pointsyoga.com Yoga Classes (Bliss Yoga, Watkinsville) See complete schedule online. 706-310-0015, www.bliss yoga.me

Yoga for Moms (Bliss Yoga) Go online for full schedule. 706-3100015, www.blissyoga.me Yoga for Teens (Floorspace) Mondays, 5–6 p.m. $12/class, 706424-9873, www.thebodyeclectic.net Yoga, Tai Chi and Mindfulness Classes (Mind Body Institute) Experienced and highly educated instructors offer a wide variety of basic and specialty classes throughout the day. 706475-7329, www.armc.org/mbi Yoshukai Karate (AKF Itto Martial Arts) Learn Yoshukai Karate, a traditional hard Okinawan style. www. athensyk.com Zen Meditation and Book Discussion (Email for Location) For both new and experienced meditators. Reading Cheri Huber’s The Key. Meets every Monday. 7:15 p.m.

FREE! 706-714-1202, meditateathens@gmail.com, thezencenter. livingcompassion.org

HELP OUT! Become a Mentor (Boys and Girls Clubs of Athens) Volunteer one hour per week to make a difference in the life of a child. Training provided. 706-546-4910, mentor@ athensbgca.com, www.fflife.net Bike Recycling Program (BikeAthens) Join BikeAthens volunteers as they clean and repair donated bicycles for local service agencies. Bike repair skills a plus, but not necessary. Sunday, 2–4:30 p.m. Monday & Wednesday, 6–8:30 p.m. www.bikeathens.com Blood Drive (Red Cross Donor Center) Give the gift of life! Call to make an appointment today. 706546-0681, 1-800-GIVE-LIFE Free IT Athens (Free IT Athens, 594 Oconee St.) Donate your old laptop or desktop to be refurbished and supplied to low-income members of the community. Now accepting computers with Pentium III or better processors. Drop off on Sundays from 1–5 p.m. or Wednesdays from 6–8 p.m. at the Action, Inc. building. 706-621-6157, freeitathens@gmail.com Seeking Donations and Volunteers (Front Porch Bookstore, 102 Marigold Ln., Winterville) The bookstore operated by the Friends of the Winterville Library is seeking volunteers and book donations. No more textbooks, please! 706-372-1236, ronwetherbee @windstream.net Teach ESOL (Call for location) Casa de Amistad is seeking volunteer

ESOL teachers for Tuesdays and Thursdays. 706-202-2782, casa_ amistad_ga@yahoo.com Volunteer Gallery Sitters (ATHICA) ATHICA needs gallery sitters now through mid-summer. Visit www.athica.org/volunteer.php for info and email volunteers@athica. org to start.

Volunteers Needed (Council on Aging) The Meals on Wheels Program seeks dedicated volunteers to deliver hot meals to homebound seniors in Clarke County. Training is provided. Volunteers must use own vehicles and are asked to commit to one day a week between 10:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. 706-549-4850, meals@accaging.org

KIDSTUFF Babies & Beasties Series (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Help your toddler discover nature. Ages 18 months–2 years, with adult.

Registration required. Thursdays in August, 10 a.m. $7. 706-613-3615 “Caring for the Community All Around” (Sky City Lounge & Bulldog Cafe, 486 North Ave.) A dual basketball and writing clinic presented by Jessica Lonen and Sharday Jones. For ages 8–18. July 12–15, $50. www.jshotconnection. com EcoCamp (Georgia Nature Center, Watkinsville) Summer day camp for ages 4–16. Kids learn about solar power, organic farming, carnivorous plants and green building while exploring over 100 acres of fern grottos, springs, creeks and waterfalls.

The five-day sessions run through July. $49–$199. 706-769-1000, www.ecocamp.org Family Fishing (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Fish in the hidden Claypit Pond. Bait, poles and tips provided. Call to register. July 10, 6 p.m. $6/family. 706-613-3615 Kids Summer Day Camp (Silverthorn Farm) Register your junior equestrian for week-long sessions at this day camp. 8 a.m.–1 p.m. $300/week. 706-548-8561, www.silverthornfarm.com Knee-High Naturalists (Sandy Creek Nature Center) A program of age-appropriate nature exploration, animal encounters, hikes and crafts.

For parents and children. Alternating Wednesdays, 3:30–4:30 p.m. $13.

706-613-3515, www.sandycreek naturecenter.com Mermaid and Merman Days (Lay Park) Proficient young swimmers are invited to experience life under the sea at this four-day aquatics program. Activities include pearl-diving, seashell crafts, edible aquariums and other typical mermaid/merman recreational fun.

For ages 8–12. Through June 25, 9 a.m.–noon. $40. 706-613-3580 New Moon Summer Adventure Camps (Various Locations) Now accepting registration for summer camp that travels

to different state parks and natural areas daily. Activities include hiking, swimming, boating and more. Fee includes all activities and travel expenses. For ages 6–12. July 12–16, 19–23, 8:30 a.m.–5:30 p.m. $150/ week. 706-338-2892, newmoon preschool@gmail.com Plaster Casting Workshop (ACC Library) Learn the basics of plaster casting and make your own sculpture! Ages 11–18. Call to register. June 23–25, 2–3:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 Summer Academy at UGA (UGA Campus) UGA Center for Continuing Education is now registering for its week-long summer programs for ages 11–17. This year’s offerings include Aviation, Dance, Bugs and Plants, CSI, Comic Book Art, Graphic Design, Film School, Mini Medical School and more. $199– $349. 706-542-3537, www.georgia center.uga.edu/summeracademy Summer Art Camp (Good Dirt) Limited space available in kids’ clay classes. Ages 4–6, 7–10, and 11 & up. Schedule and registration forms online. 706-355-3161, www. gooddirt.net Summer Mini-Camps (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Registration now open for “Footprints from the Past,” “Forest Fantasy” and “Go Wild” daycamps for ages 4–6. 9:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. $16. 706-613-3615 Swim School (Bishop Park) Now registering for lessons for levels I–V taught by an American Red Cross Certified Water Safety Instructor.

Pre-school and parent/tot classes also offered. Through July 23, $33.

706-613-3589 Teen Night Live (Various Locations) Register your teen for a summer of field trips, music, dancing and fun in a safe environment!

For ages 11–14. Now through June 24, July 6–29, Tuesdays & Thursdays, 6–9 p.m. $10. 706-6133871, www.accleisureservices.com Thursday Theater for Teens (Oconee County Library) Enjoy popcorn and drinks as you watch popular movies on the big screen.

Thursdays through July, 6–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 Waseca School Biome Camp (Waseca Learning Environment) Campers explore the forest and learn about sustainability through art projects, community building and gardening. Discounts available.

June–July, 8:30 a.m.–3 p.m. or 5:30 p.m. $140–$170/week. 706-5434473, wasecaschool.org Yoga Sprouts (Full Bloom Center) Now registering. Learn fun, playful yoga poses and breathing exercises while enhancing relaxation and confidence. For kids ages 2–6.

Wednesdays, 3:30–4:30 p.m. $14/ drop-in, $60/6 classes. 706-3721757, www.yogasprouts.com Youth Summer Art Camps (Oconee Cultural Arts Foundation) Now registering for sessions beginning in June. Children will explore a wide range of art media in each ses-

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sion. This year’s theme is “Georgia Wildlife,” and the children’s work will be showcased in the members’ gallery in July. Schedule online.

706-769-4565, www.ocaf.com.

SUPPORT Alzheimer’s Caregiver Luncheon Program (Bentley Center) The Athens Area Alzheimer’s Support Group meets the third Tuesday of every month. Registration required and care will be provided for your loved one free of charge.

Noon–1 p.m. FREE! Eve Anthony, 706-549-4850 Athens Mothers’ Center (St. Gregory’s Episcopal Church) Meet with other supportive moms and dads. Tuesdays & Fridays, 9:30–11:30 a.m. 706-552-8554, www.athensga.mothercenter.org Domestic Violence Support Group (Call for location) Dinner begins at 6 p.m. and group at 6:30 p.m. Children are welcome for supper and childcare is provided during group. Call the Project Safe hotline: 706-543-3331. Second and fourth Thursday of the month in Clarke County. First and third Thursday of the month in Madison County.

6–8 p.m.

Emotional Abuse Support Group (Call for location) Childcare is provided. Call the Project Safe hotline: 706-543-3331.

Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m.

Emotions Anonymous (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) Informal and supportive 12step program open to anyone with a desire to become well emotionally.

Sundays, 4–5 p.m. 706-202-7463, www.emotionsanonymous.org Grief Support Group (Council on Aging) Meeting every third Thursday each month. 2–3:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-549-4850 Mental Health Support Group (St. Mary’s Hospital) Meets in the lobby conference room.

Thursdays, 6:30–8 p.m. 706-7835706, www.athensmentalhealth.org Parkinson’s Support Group (Council on Aging) Meet up every fourth Monday for an open support group for those living with Parkinson’s Disease. 2:30–4 p.m.

FREE! 706-549-4850

ON THE STREET Despy Karlas Ljungdahl Memorial Service (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 780 Timothy Rd.) Those wishing to pay their respects are invited to a service of music & remembrances, followed by a reception. June 27, 7 p.m.

Immigrant Rights Rally UGA Arch) Join Uni2, a local organ a on fighting for immigrant rights, in its mission to prevent AZ 1070 fr becoming legislation. Wednes ys through July. 5:30–7 p.m. 928 814 3377, proinm.10@gmail.com

ART AROUND TOWN ACC Library (2025 Baxter St., Top of the Stairs Gallery) Featuring work by students in UGA’s Lamar Dodd School of Art. Through June.

Anchor Gallery (660 W. Broad St.) Work by Brian Hitselberger, Janie Askew and Phil Jasen. Through June.

ATHICA (160 Tracy St.) “Emerges IV: Uncertainty,” an exhibit showcasing four artists’ renderings of uncertain times, featuring a sculptural video installation by Casey McGuire and works by Melissa Dickenson, Jon Swindler and Patrick Triggs. Through July 25.

Big City Bread Cafe (393 N. Finley St.) A group show featuring the work of the students next door at Blue Tin Studio. Through June.

Ciné Barcafé (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “My Metal Hand,” an exhibit featuring illustrations on wood by Jeff Owens. Through July 6.

Espresso Royale Caffe (297 E. Broad St.) An exhibit featuring your favorite animals in embroidery and print mixed-media works by Lea Purvis. Through June.

Five Star Day Café (229 E. Broad St.) “Fire Dance,” an exhibit featuring original photographs by Dena Maxwell. Through July 13.

Flicker Theatre & Bar (263 W. Washington St.) Mixed media photography and more by Jillian Guarco. Through June.“Summer Solstice Assemblage,” an exhibition celebrating the art of assemblage and featuring local zines 8anapple, xxxpanda, Criminal Honey and other work by local artists. Through June 28. Reception June 23.

The Globe (199 N. Lumpkin St.) “Athens GA, Photography,” featuring photographs of Athens landmarks by Darius Goes West photographer Kevin Wier.

Through June.

Good Dirt (510 B North Thomas St.) Atmospherically fired pots by Rob Sutherland. Through June.

The Grit (199 Prince Ave.) Works by Sarah Trigueros.

Through July 3.

Highwire Lounge (254 W. Clayton St.) “Big Cocks,” featuring fowl paintings by local outsider artist Cap Man. Through July.

Jittery Joe’s Coffee (Five Points) “Athens Above,” an exhibit featuring René Shoemaker’s textile paintings on silk of the Classic City’s skyline.

Through June.

Krimson Kafe (40 Greensboro Hwy., Watkinsville) “Old McDonald’s Farm,” a collection of paintings by Perry McCrackin. Through July.

Lamar Dodd School of Art (270 River Rd., Gallery 307) “Found in Nature: Paintings and Drawings,” featuring the work of Philip Ayers and William Itter. Through July 25.

Last Resort Grill (184 W. Clayton St.)

Live from the Classic City (Email for Location) Get your music spread locally and around the world when you record at the studio! Sign up online. 706-850-1755, www. classiccityarts.com/live Native Sun Farmstand Open (Native Sun Farm, 1560 Jimmy Daniel Rd., Bogart) The local, allnatural family-run farm will be open every weekend through September.

Stop by for fresh produce, a farm to r d a hanc to mak friends w h baby goat! Fridays noon–6 p.m. Saturdays, 8 a.m.–noon. www. ive nf m.bl gspot c m Summer Photo Contest uly is Parks and Recrea ion Month!

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Glimmering paintings on rolled steel by Maggie Mize.

Through June.

Lyndon House Arts Center (293 Hoyt St.) “Full House 2010” features over a hundred works in a variety of media by local artists and members of the organizations that meet regularly at the Lyndon House. Through Sept. 18.

Madison County Library (1315 Hwy. 98 W., Danielsville) Drums and bowls by Jack Hudson.

Through June.

Madison-Morgan Cultural Center (434 S. Main St.) “Gary Hudson: A Memorial Retrospective,” an exhibit celebrating the life and work of the Abstract Expressionist painter. Through July 9.

Monroe Art Guild (205 S. Broad St., Monroe) “Art in Bloom,” featuring floral designs by Jeff E. Lott.

Through June.

Multi-Modal Transportation Center (325 Pound St.) Collages by Erin K. Meredith. Through June.

Oconee Cultural Arts Foundation (34 School St., Watkinsville) Annual Members’ Exhibit, featuring a diverse display of works, including sculpture, paintings, drawings, textiles, jewelry, pottery and photos, from a variety of skilled artists who are also OCAF members. Through June 30.

Red Eye Coffee (297 Prince Ave.) Photography by Keith Maxwell. Through June.

Speakeasy (269 E. Broad St.) Paintings by Will Eskridge. Through June.

State Botanical Garden of Georgia (2450 S. Milledge Ave.) “Dancing Naked Under Palm Trees,” an exhibit featuring watercolors of nature by Par Ramey. Reception June 27. Through August. “Spirit of the Land” features work by local artists. The exhibit and affiliated events are meant to increase awareness about shrinking green space. All work is for sale and benefits the Athens Land Trust and the Oconee River Land Trust. Through June 26. Gala Reception June 26.

Transmetropolitan (145 E. Clayton St.) Photographs of Puerto Rico by Harper Bridgers.

Through June.

UGA Aderhold (110 Carlton St., Room 232) “Home and Away,” an exhibit featuring photographs of Georgia and abroad by Sally Hudson Ross. Through September.

Visionary Growth Gallery (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) “The Mother Show III: Art on the Theme of Motherhood,” featuring work by dozens of artists including Ruth Allen, Lucy Calhoun, Jeremy Hughes, Jasey Jones, Cindy Jerrell, Peter Loose, Robert Lowery, Annie Wellborn and C. Keen Zero.

Through June 27.

White Tiger Gourmet Food & Chocolates (217 Hiawasee Ave.) “Flower Show,” featuring paintings by Ruth Allen. Through June.

entering your best digital photos of summertime fun in this contest sponsored by the Athens-Clarke County Department of Leisure. Email photos to mylaneal@co.clarke.ga.us.

Entries accepted July 1–30. 706613-3580, www.accleisureservices. com/july.shtml Teeth Whitening for Charity (Various Locations) All summer long, Mercy Health Centre is partnering with local dentists to raise money for low-income, uninsured citizens in need of medical treatment. Your donation will benefit this fund and your smile. Call or go online for a list of participating dentists. $250 donation, 706-254-9586, www.mercyhealthcenter.net

Total Image Fitness Challenge (The Omni Club) The Omni Club challenges you to lose that body fat in 8 weeks! Prospective contestants will have their body fat assessed in the Bod Pod before training for the final weigh-in on Aug. 23. $2500 will be awarded to the male and female contestants who lose the highest percentage of body fat. Register by July 1. 706369-3111 “Tri to Beat Cancer” (Sandy Creek Park) The Cancer Foundation of Northeast Georgia hosts a sprint triathalon in Sandy Creek Park to raise money for local cancer patients. Aug. 29, 7–11 a.m. $50. 706353-4354, www.cfnega.org f

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Matters Of The Heart And Loins

The only thing you can do is try to tell her how you feel and hope that she still cares. However, you said you’ve written her a novel and you have gotten next to nothing in

response. Well, I think you have your answer, CF. Even if you can still see a spark there somewhere, and even if you just know she still loves you, she has made it pretty clear that she’s trying to move on. So, let her. And vow never to make the same mistakes. This is generally how relationships work and how we grow as people and get better at them.

There’s a guy whom I have been in contact with for about a year or so. We met through mutual friends, became friends and kind of hit it off, but it seemed like the timing was never right for us to be anything more. I am very attracted to him, but I am also happy being just friends because he’s really great. When we first met, he had a girlfriend, or at least a girl he was seeing exclusively. Then I started seeing somebody, and he and that girl stopped seeing each other.

Then he left town for a couple of months. Now he’s back, we’re both single, and we have seen each other as friends several times. I honestly like being friends with him, and I think the feeling is mutual. There is rarely any tension between us, but occasionally I feel like there is.

Anyway, I was at work the other day, and we had planned to meet for a drink, then I got roped into working late. I sent him a text telling him I had to cancel because I was working late and that I was having a shit day. He showed up half an hour later with a box of brownies from the bakery. I was surprised and confused, and I asked him why? And what?

And he just smiled and said he was sorry I was having a bad day and that he would take a rain-check for the drinks. When he left, my coworkers were freaking out. Basically, they think that this was an obvious move on his part to be more than friends. They think I’m crazy if I don’t date this guy. I’m not sure that brownies equal love or if he was just being nice.

What do you think?

Anonymous

(706)850 1580

IKE& JANE norma town

So, I was with my girlfriend for five-and-ahalf years, during which we lived together and I was lost for awhile trying to get done with school and trying to figure out what to do with my life. I wanted to have some purpose and to be able to support a family. She is the coolest person I know, and she stayed here waiting for me to get my act together. We both wanted to move away to somewhere else, and I was trying to find the place to go but failed to be true to my heart. I didn’t tell her that I thought she was the one and that I wanted her to move away with me but was unsure of being off on our own in a new place.

I messed up because I left town with no plan of action and no return date. I know this really hurt her, and if I could turn back the hands of time I would and never leave her alone.

I was gone for three or four weeks then came back and had to leave again to retrieve my belongings and was gone for another two-and-a-half weeks when she said she did not want to be in a relationship with me anymore. I hauled ass back to try and save our relationship, but she seemed very distant and pissed off because I left. I reacted poorly when I saw her because she said she didn’t want to do this anymore. I was also upset because of the vagueness of the break-up. Was it because of someone else or just because of me? I am aware that I messed up and I should have been more open with her and told her what my plans were, but I did not do that. I know hindsight is 20/20, but I am lost again.

This is the woman who brings joy to my life.

I was in a dark period of time for the last six months, and we needed to talk about things but we didn’t because I was unapproachable. We were both very angry and stubborn. I am sure she still is angry with me. She said she wanted some space and time, and I feel like I have given her that, but I want to talk to her and see her more than anything.

I have written her a novel of thoughts, problems, feelings and desires, but have gotten next to nothing in feedback. She says she loves me, but when I have seen her for very brief moments it’s like she wants to tell me something but won’t. We hugged and held each other, and she said it would be easy to just come back but won’t go back on her decision. I want to prove that I am the man she fell in love with so long ago and live the dreams that we had together.

I have changed my lifestyle now and want nothing more than to ignite our passion again.

What do I do?

Capt. Fantastic

Books? Clothes? Dinner? Music? Jewelry? Shoes?

You really CAN have it all.

If the brownies were an isolated incident, then I wouldn’t think anything of them. And if he is just the kind of guy who does stuff like that for his friends, then maybe it really is nothing. But the fact that you two seem to have some chemistry leads me to suspect that this was a move on his part (and a nice move, at that.)

You know him, Anonymous. What do you think? I mean, what do you really think? Never mind your co-workers and your mutual friends, and don’t be coy. Is he making a move? If he’s not, then consider yourself lucky to have a friend with great timing and great taste in baked goods. But if he is, then it’s rain-check time. Get those drinks!

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2BR/1BA Apts avail. 125 Honeysuckle Lane off Broad St. across from King Ave. On busline. GRFA welcomed. Water & trash incl. Central, private, secluded, park-like location.

Lease, deposit, references req’d. $450/mo. (706) 227-6000 or (706) 461-2349.

2BR/1BA renovated apts walking distance to Mama’s Boy & Dwntn! Avail. 8/1.

Only$550-600/mo. incl. water/trash. 225 China St. Small/quiet complex, perfect for grad students. No dogs.

Laundry on premises. Call Chris (706) 202-5156 or chris@petersonproperties.org.

2BR/1BA in town. Blvd. area.

HWflrs. Pets OK. All appls., parking, water, trash, recycling incl. $750/mo. Call Brant at (706) 296-7255.

2BR/1BA. $775/mo. Secure commercial bldg., utils incl. Just south of Foley Field. Just look for the lg. flagpole & American Flag in front of the bldg.! (800) 426-6235.

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Affordable, clean, quiet 1BR apt. in Normaltown, just 1 mi. from Dwntn. Prelease for Fall or move in now. $450/mo. incl. water.

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Best deal in town! El Dorado 2BR/1BA & studio apts. in N o r m a l t o w n . F r e e w a t e r, gas, basic cable & wireless Internet. W/D in 2BR units. Dog runs. $420–$675/mo. Joiner & Associates (706) 549-7371, www.gojoiner.com.

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Cute, sunny, 1st flr. apt. in home.

850 sq. ft., W/D, fireplace, recently renovated, private entrance, lg. fenced yd. Pets OK. $725/mo. incl. utils + Internet. Share home w/ UGA professor & artist. Can swap babysitting for reduced rent.

(706) 227-0824.

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Eastside. Preleasing for Fall.

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Near Milledge Ave. 2BR units. Pre–lease for Fall 2010. These units are always 100% leased so act now for low rental rates. Call Stacy at (706) 425-4048 or (706) 296-1863.

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2 blocks from Milledge. $695/ mo. incl. water & W/D. Avail.

Aug. 310 Stanton Way. Owner/ Broker Herbert Bond Realty & Investment (706) 224-8002.

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Westside condos.

2BR/2BA, $600/mo. Eastside quadraplex 2BR/2BA, $525/ mo. 2BR/1BA, $490/mo.

Eastside Duplex 2BR/1BA, 475/mo. Eastside basement apartment 2BR/1BA. W/D, n i c e y a rd . $ 5 5 0 / m o . C a l l McWaters Realty, (706) 5493222, (706) 353-2700 or cell (706) 540-1529.

Watkinsville. Completely furnished. $700/mo. incl. utils..

1400 sq. ft. 1BR/1BA daylight basement apt. Overlooks lake, Dish TV, VCR, business size desk, carpet, new kitchen, private entrance, quiet n’hood.

No pets, no smokers. See to appreciate! Evening (706) 7696208, Day (706) 338-7727.

Commercial Property 4500 sq. ft. office/shop. 1.5BA, 3 12 ft. overhead doors. 2+ ac. fenced. Lexington, GA. $500/ mo+. Partial property rental available. Call (706) 549-9456.

Athens Executive Suites.Offices available in historic Dwntn bldg. w/ on–site parking. All utils., Internet, & janitorial incl. Single or multiple offices avail. Call Stacy (706) 425-4048 or (706) 296-1863.

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E a s t s i d e O ff i c e s 1060 Gaines School Rd. Rent: 1200 sq. ft. $1200/mo. 450 sq. ft. $600/mo. 170 sq. ft. $375/ mo. (706) 546-1615 or www. athenstownproperties.com.

Paint Artist Studio. Historic Blvd area artist community.

160 Tracy St. Rent: 300 sq. ft. $150/mo. 400 sq. ft. $200/ mo. (706) 546-1615 or www. athenstownproperties.com.

Retail Suites for lease at Homewood Village.

1K–12,500 sq. ft. available. For more info call Bryan Austin at (706) 353-1039 or visit www. sumnerproperties.net.

Retail, Bar, or Restaurant for lease at Homewood Shopping Center. 3000 sq. ft. Call Bryan Austin at (706) 353-1039.

Condos for Rent 2BR/2BA condo at Baxter/ Milledge Courtyard condos. Walk to campus, city bus, or university bus. Newly redecorated, new carpet, pergo kitchen. Available 8/10. Can see in advance, pool on site. W/D in condo. $850/mo.

Call (706) 401-1259.

3BR condo for rent. Woodlands. $400/BR. Avail. 8/1/10. Call Eddie at (706) 354-1212.

First Month Free. The Wo o d l a n d s o f A t h e n s .

Luxur y condo, 3 Lg. BR/3 private BA. Incl. W/D. Excellent condition, unbelievable amenities. Gated, safe, close to campus. Unit 804. $1200/mo.

Available 8/1. Owner/agent. Call Robin at (770) 265-6509 or email robintdubois@gmail.com.

Huge studio condo. Eastside, close to campus. DW & W/D incl. Shared gas grill out back overlooking the river. Don’t miss out! $600/mo. Contact John (706) 614-3156.

Duplexes For Rent $795/mo. 4BR/3 Full BA. 10 min. to UGA, 233 Westchester Circle.

Lg. living rm. All appls incl. W/D, sec. system. Avail. 8/1. Call Robin (770) 265-6509 or email robintdubois@gmail.com. $650/mo., blocks from UGA & Dwntn, 2 Lg. BR/1BA. 167 A Elizabeth St. W/D, fireplace, storage, rent incl. water & garbage. Avail. 8/1. Owner/ Agent, call Robin (770) 2656509 or email at robintdubois@ gmail.com. $750/mo. 4BR/3 Full BA. 10 min. to UGA. 137 Westchester Circle.

All appls incl. W/D, excellent condition. New carpet & paint.

Lg. lv. rm., sec. system. Avail.

6/1. Owner/Agent, call Robin (770) 265-6509 or email at robintdubois@gmail.com.

2BR/1.5BA duplex. 111 Sleepy Circle Dr. Near Memorial Park. FP, DW, W / D , C H A C , s u n ro o m , some pets OK. $680/mo. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 5 0 0 6 , w w w.

AthensCondoSales.com.

2BR/1BA Duplex on Eastside.

Close to shopping. 10 mins from UGA. W/D hookups, yd. maint. $525/mo. Pets OK w/ fee. Call Tom (706) 224-7540 for details.

2BR/1BA. $650/mo., Milledge Court #20. Avail.

Aug. Great 5 Pts. duplex, tile BA, HWflrs., great location!

Visit boulevard​proper ty​ m a n a g e m e n t . c o m . Call today (706) 548-9797.

2BR Duplexes in 5 Pts on Hampton Ct. & Highland Ave. $675/mo. Avail. Aug. Call (706) 546-6900 or visit http://www.

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2BR/1.5BA duplex. 121 Sleepy Circle Dr. Close to UGA & 5 Pts. FP, DW, W/D, CHAC, fenced yd, some pets OK. $680/mo. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 5 0 0 6 , w w w.

AthensCondoSales.com 2BR/1BA Woody Drive.

Newly renovated duplexes, beautifully landscaped, quiet dead–in street, perfect for everyone. Timothy school zone & close to every shopping need. 316 & the loop. $680/mo. (706) 5489797 or boulevardproperty​ management.com.

2BR/1BA. $500/mo, Duplex w/ fireplace. Avail. June 1st. 172 Laurie Dr. Off Cedar Shoals on Eastside.

On busline, walkable to shopping.

Call Dave (706) 201-9222.

Available Aug. 1st. 2BR duplex on quiet wooded lot.

Eastside. CHAC. Pets upon approval. $445/mo. 10–12 month lease available. Tom (404) 314-1177.

Boulevard Area Duplex.

672 1/2 Barber St. 2BR/1BA. Recently remodeled. Super energy efficient. Total electric.

W/D, DW, small fenced yd. Some pets OK. Available July. $650/ mo. Lease deposit. References req’d. Call (706) 227-6000.

East Athens. Great 2BR/1BA duplex. On city busline. Fresh paint, W/D, DW, range, fridge, trash & yd. service incl. Pets OK. Available now! $550/mo. Call Mike (877) 740-1514 toll free.

Quiet 5 Points Location!!

2BR/1BA, HWflrs., CHAC, W/D incl. $675/mo. Call (706) 5 4 6 - 6 9 0 0 o r v i s i t w w w.

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Houses for Rent $845/mo. All utils incl. 2BR/3BA, W/D, DW, CHAC, deck, quiet cottage. 1672 1/2 S. Milledge Ave. 2 blocks to 5 Pts. Low deposit. (706) 714-1100.

$1100/mo. Oconee County.

10-15 min. to UGA & Athens.

Excellent school system, great subdivision. 3BR/2BA. Lg. bonus rm., separate dining rm. New heating & air, new paint, new carpet, FP, huge yard, community pool, no pets. Avail. 7/10. 1030 Robinhood Rd. Owner/Agent, Call Robin (770) 265-6509. $1250/mo. Historic Blvd n’hood.

Very nice updated 3BR. CHAC, W/D, DW, fridge. Huge screened front porch. Walk/bike to UGA campus. Busline. Incl. lawn & cleaning service. Avail. July 1st. (706) 255-0488 or email blvdchris@yahoo.com. $1200/mo. 3BR/3BA. Nice 1 yr. old house in Bridgewater. 1 mi. from Dwntn. Close to Oconee Greenway. W/D, DW. Lawncare incl. Available 8/1. (706) 2965587, BillyCrozier@aol.com. $1000/mo. 3BR/2BA house w/ organic garden about 1 mi. from UGA & Dwntn.

Spacious in the Carrs Hill n'hood. Available 8/1. Call (706) 613-8525. $660/mo. 3BR/1BA. 121 E. Carver Dr. 1.5 mi. from UGA Arch. Fenced–in yd. HW & tile flrs., CHAC, W/D hookups, DW, micro. Pets welcome. Avail. 5/1.

Call (706) 614-8335.

1331 Dowdy Rd. 3-6BR/2BA. $1200–$1400/mo. 100 yr. old far mhouse located ½ mile from civilization. High ceilings, HWflrs., & good dogs welcome.

A spacious house w/ 2 lg. porches. Located close to great schools & all of your shopping needs in a serene setting, which is great for family friends & nature lovers, or anyone else who is looking for a great house to live for the upcoming year!Avail. 8/1. Pls. call (706) 548-9797,boulevard​p roperty​ management.com.

135 Glencrest. $900/mo.

3BR/2BA. Great traditional house w/ a beautifully landscaped yd.!Call today (706) 548-9797 boulevard​property​management. com.

175 Sylvan Dr. 3BR/1BA home w/ great location near ARMC. $850/mo. Newly painted BRs. Avail. now! Pls. call (706) 5401810, (706) 433-2072, or email cbolen@upchurchrealty.com.

2, 3, 4BR houses. 5 Pts. close to campus & other areas.

Check out our website at www. athenslease.com, or call (706) 410-6122.

2BR/1.5BA + office. 5 Pts. Lg. master w/ BA. Great for Grad Students.

Close to campus. W/D, DW, CHAC, Pets OK. Avail. 8/1. $800/mo. (706) 369-2908.

3BR/2.5BA house. CHAC, W/D. $1050/mo. (706) 769-4155.

2BR/1BA. 349 Oak St. Less than a mi. to campus. Fenced backyd. Window A/C, gas heat.

HWflrs. $700/mo. + dep. Ralph Bryant (706) 207-6071.

3BR/1BA house off Baxter St. CHAC, DW, W/D incl. No gas bill, fenced yd., pets OK. Bonus rm. 4th BR. Avail. 8/1. Only $695/mo. (706) 255-2552 text OffCampusRealty.com.

3BR/1BA located in Historic Blvd. area/walking distance to campus. High ceilings, fenced yd., HVAC, W/D, etc. $1000/mo.

Avail Aug. Call (706) 254-1273.

3BR/2BA near Pulaski/Cleveland beautiful remodel w/ high ceilings & HWflrs. W/D, lg. kitchen, front porch, walk to Dwntn. Near Greenway. $1100/ mo. (706) 614-3557.

3BR on Pulaski. New BA, CHAC, W/D, DW, ceiling fans, security system, $950/mo. incl. water.

Deposit + yr. lease req’d. Cats OK. Avail. now! (706) 546-0348.

4BR/1.5BA Northcrest Dr. $800/ mo. Fenced backyard, pen, storage bldg. W/D connections, C H A C . Wa l k t o b u s l i n e , shopping, restaurants. 5 mins. to campus. Pets OK. (706) 2471398.

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4BR/4BA house.

Beaverdam Rd. Covered front porch, W/D, sec. sys., 24 hr. maintenance service, pets welcome, lawn & pest incl. $850/mo. (706) 552-3500.

442 Yonah.$695/mo. 2BR/1BA. Great location in Normaltown.

Working FP, eat–in kitchen, screened–in porch, cottage in the city. Pls. call (706) 5489797, boulevard​p roperty​ management.com.

4BR/2BA. Big house, deck, fenced yard. 2 living areas, 2 kitchens, 2 offices. CHAC, DW, W/D, carport, lawn/pest incl.

Pets welcome. Close to UGA/ Dwntn. Recently remodeled.

Avail. July. Great deal. $1250/ mo. & dep. (706) 202-0858.

3BR/2BA old country house.

10 mi. from Dwntn. 16 acres.

Suitable for 2 horses. Fenced pasture w/ shelter. CHAC, all appls. 1BR & 2BAs completely renovated. Bidet in each BA. $1050/mo. (706) 340-7531.

6BR/3BA house, multi–family zoned. 2620 Riverbend Rd. Fully renovated, new everything, HWflrs., custom kitchen & BAs. $1800/mo. Avail. 8/1.

Chris (706) 202-5156 or chris@ petersonproperties.org.

3BR/2 Full BA, 2 half BA. Eastside. $1250/mo. Extra nice!

Huge fenced backyard, pen, huge front porch. W/D conn., CHAC, FP, DR, LR, office, upstairs bonus room. 10 mins. to campus.

Pets OK. (706) 247-1398.

Available immediately! 3BR/2BA in Normaltown. HWflrs, CHAC, quiet street. Grad students pref’d. (706) 372-1505.

340 Barber Street. The only one like it. This is the best 3BR/2BA in town. This 2–story newly renovated house has beautiful skylights in the 25 ft. high living room ceiling w/ exposed brick give the house an urban feel. 340 Barber St. is in walking distance to campus & Dwntn. $1600/mo. (706) 548-9797, boulevard​property​ management.com.

3BR/2BA. Cedar creek. Fenced backyd., gas grill, FP, wooded lot. Quiet family n’hood.

Swimming community. 360 Sandstone Dr. $1025/mo. & dep.

(706) 319-1846, (706) 548-4819.

GA. R. E. lic. 300830.

3BR/2BA house on basement for rent. 145 Conrad Dr. 2 mi. from Dwntn. W/D, fridge, HVAC, band space. $900/mo. Call (706) 6137242 or (678) 232-7228.

3BR/2BA cabin in the woods. 5 mi. to town. Open living, dining, kitchen rooms. $900/mo. NS. Call Rose (706) 255-0472.

4BR/4BA house. On UGA busline. Community pool w/ pool house. $1800/mo. W/D, & appls.

Pets OK w/ dep. Avail. 8/1. Call (706) 207-9295.

4BR/2BA. CHAC, FP, HWflrs, DW, fridge w/ ice/water in–door, W/D. Lg. porch & yd. Must have refs. 116 Whitehead Rd. $998/ mo. (706) 714-1100.

Adorable 3BR/2.5BA house in Winterville. Lots of storage, lg rooms, 1700 sq. ft., 1-car garage, fenced yd, 1/2 acre lot, W/D, DW, CHAC. Some pets OK. 6 mi. to UGA. $1,000/mo. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 5 0 0 6 , w w w.

AthensCondoSales.com.

Avail Aug. 3BR/2BA. Lg. vaulted kitchen & lv. rm. Beautiful HWflrs.

All appls., W/D. Off–street parking, lawn maintenance.

Some pets OK. Close to Dwntn/ UGA. 430 Cleveland Ave. $1100/mo. Call (706) 338-6716.

Available Now. 3BR/2BA on 1 acre on Whit Davis, Athens.

Close to campus & park. $1010/ mo. & $1000 dep. Ask for rental info. at (706) 248-8200.

ARMC area. 3BR/2BA, band r m., fenced yd. $765/mo.

Watkinsville. 3BR/2BA, all amenities, double garage, deck, woods w/ creek. $950/mo. Mall area, 3BR/1BA. $550/mo. Call (706) 549-4580.

Attention students & small families. 3BR/2.5BA split lvl. in quiet cul–de–sac. Avail. 8/1!

Close to campus! HWflrs., FP, sec. sys., all kitchen appls. $1275/mo. (770) 596-6234.

East Athens. 3BR/2.5BA. Fenced backyard. Small pets OK. $925/ mo. (706) 207-3677.

Boulevard Area. 915 Chase St. 110 yr. old Victorian cottage. Completely renovated.

3BR/1.5BA. 12ft. ceilings, CHAC, W/D. $1100/mo. Water, garbage pickup & lawn maintenance included in rent. Call (706) 548-8789.

Call Today! 3, 4, & 5BR cottages & townhouses for rent. Private baths, HWflrs, W/D incl. Ask about our leasing specials!

(706) 543-1910 or Leasing@ LandmarkAthens.com.

Eastside 3BR/2BA. Lg. yd., on dead–end street. $1000/ mo. 4BR/2BA w/ lg. yd. $1200/ mo. Five Points 3BR/1BA, single carport, $750/mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 5493222, (706) 353-2700, (706) 540-1529.

First month free! No pet fee!

2 or 3BRs close to Dwntn.

W/D, DW, private patios, large yards. (706) 548-2522, www. dovetailmanagement.com.

Huge house in N o r m a l t o w n ! 2 – s t o r y, 4BR/2BA, HWflrs, CHAC, D / W, W / D h o o k u p s . O n busline at Prince/Oglethorpe. $1450/mo. (706) 546-6900 o r g o t o w w w. Va l e r i o Properties.com/.

Near UGA. $650/mo. 3BR/2BA (1BR w/ BA). DR, LR, FP. Lg. front porch, yard (we cut).

W/D conn., kennel, doghouse.

Dog OK w/ proper insurance.

NS inside. No utils. $325/ dep. Available 8/1. Bonnie (706) 543-8882. Lv. msg. or after 6pm.

Preleasing for fall. 1, 2 & 3BR houses. Close to campus & Dwntn. Call (706) 255-0066.

Houses for Sale Enjoy your new home located in a peaceful setting. Close to shopping/UGA. 3BR/2.5BA home on 2.28 acres. Price reduced $144,900. Contact Becky Smith (706) 201-2121.

Elberton, Ga. Charming, restored home w/ guest house.

3BR/2.5BA w/ 1BR/1BA in guest house. Historic district, near Lake Russell & Athens. $132,500. (706) 498-8350, www. savannahvalleylandcompany. com//listing.php?id=138.

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Peaceful brick home on cul–de–sac. 125 Edward Circle. ARMC/Nor maltown.

3BR/1BA. Updates kitchen/ BA, finished HWflrs., fenced backyard, brick patio, 2–slot covered parking. $143K. Call (864) 710-4484.

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Updated home on large wooded lot. Downtown Athens. 146 Madison, quiet St. Blvd/Pulaski area off Atlanta Ave. Newly painted 2BR/1BA, W/D, all appls. Lv. rm. kitchen combination w/ vaulted ceiling, newly refinished HWflrs. throughout. Laundry rm., new water & sewer. Sit on front porch or grill on the back deck under old pecan trees. Lg. fenced–in yd. Open house, Sat. May 30th, 2–4pm. $120K. (706) 714-8992.

Roommates 2 roommates needed ASAP. $300/mo. utils incl. 4BR/4BA house, off Lexington. W/D, full kitchen, pet friendly. (478) 4422759 lv. msg.

Full 4BR/3BA available now!

Q u i e t n ’ h o o d , re s p o n s i v e landlord! Less than 1 mile to campus! About $350/mo. utils incl. Call (706) 254-1166 now if interested!

Half house to share. $380 mo./ dep. & 1/2 utils. Fully furnished, W/D, carport, deck, priv. BA, no pets, smoker OK. Next to Ga. Sq. Mall. (706) 296-5764.

Rooms for Rent Dashiell Cottages Inc. Move–in $75! (706) 850-0491. All amenities, Wifi. Enjoy our river community, 5 blocks to UGA. Enjoy the wildlife observation.

Full 4BR/3BA. Available now!

Q u i e t n ’ h o o d , re s p o n s i v e landlord! Less than 1 mile to campus! About $350/mo. utilities incl. Call (706) 254-1166 now if interested!

For Sale Furniture Pillowtop Queen Mattress set.

Never used. Still in factory plastic. $260. Full size mattress set. Never used. Still in factory plastic. $160. (706) 769-1959.

Delivery available.

Tables, chairs, sofas, antiques, clothes, records & players, retro goods, & more! Cool, affordable furniture every day. Go to Agora! Your favorite everything store! 260 W. Clayton St., (706) 316-0130. ➤ continued on next page

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All Include Washer/Dryer & Fireplace Pool on-site!

Call Today for Move-In Specials Hamilton & Associates 706-613-9001

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$825/mo. 3BR/2BA, lg. house. 5 min. to campus. Popular Eastside, safe n’hood, excellent condition, no pets. (706) 207-7400

MANAGEMENT

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New customers only. Quality packages from $29.99/mo.

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FRI. JUNE 25

Our New Silence with

LeMaster, Party City and DJ Graverobbers SAT. JUNE 26

TUE. JUNE 22

Dead Kenny G’s featuring Skerik and Mike Dillon of Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade and Brad Houser from Critters Buggin

WIRED Athens Dance Music Festival 2 Stages • 10 Hours 20 Regional Acts

WED. JUNE 23

Comedy Showcase Hosted by TJ Young (Beards of Comedy) the show will feature acclaimed comics from Athens, Atlanta and around the Southeast!

THU. JUNE 24

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L.D. (UK Dubstep) and D:RC

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227 W Dougherty St. Downtown Athens

Open Mon-Sat 5pm-2am • All Shows 18+ • $2 for under 21

New Earth Box Office Open Every Day @ 4pm Tickets purchased a New Earth Box Office include one beverage available at ticket pick-up.

Advance Tix available at: 42 Degrees - 706-353-4202 Schoolkids Records - 706-353-1666 and Blue Girl Boutique - 706-543-4242 and online at

www.newearthmusichall.com Check out our new blog!

Yard Sales Rummage sale benefiting Athens Pagan Pride Day 2010. 269 Wakefield Trace, Athens. Mon–Fri. 6/21–25, 6–8pm. Sat 6/26, 8–12am. Email athenspaganpride@gmail.com.

Visit athenspaganpride.org.

Services Child Care Nanny & pet services available.

21 yr. old female graduating in May 2012 from UGA in Early Childhood Education.

References. Contact (404) 4059464 or syj@uga.edu.

Health Pregnant? Considering a d o p t i o n ? Ta l k w / c a r i n g agency specializing in matching birthmothers w/ families nationwide. Living expenses paid. Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions. (866) 413-6293 (AAN CAN).

Misc. Services Bulldawgfood.com order online or call (706) 850-7999 for fast delivery (30–40min). $2.95.

Currently delivering for Utage, Mama’s Boy, Larr y’s Giant Subs, Smoothie King, Marble Slab, Allens, the Original La Fiesta, Kelly’s Jamaican & the Whiplash Cafe.

Music Equipment Run–til–Sold: Lowest classified ad rate in town! 12 weeks for only $40! Call (706) 549-0301 or place an ad at www.flagpole. com. Merchandise only.

Fender American Standard Jazz Bass w/ molded case, color–blizzard, new condition, $950. Call Charles at (706) 613-6166.

Instruction Athens School of Music.

Instruction in Guitar, Bass, Drums, Piano, Voice, Brass, Woodwinds, Strings, Banjo, Mandolin, Fiddle, & more. From beginner to expert. Instrument re p a i r s a v a i l . Vi s i t w w w.

AthensSchoolofMusic.com, (706) 543-5800.

Music Services Fret Shop. Professional guitar repairs & modifications, setups, electronics, precision fretwork.

Previous clients incl. R.E.M., Widespread Panic, Cracker, Bob Mould, John Berry, Abbey Road Live!, Squat. (706) 549-1567.

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Wedding Bands. Quality, professional bands. Weddings, parties. Rock, Jazz, etc. Call Classic City Entertainment. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 1 5 6 7 . w w w. classiccityentertainment.com.

Featuring The Magictones— Athens’ premiere wedding & party band. www.themagictones.com.

Musicians Wanted Piano players wanted for dueling piano showcase in Macon, GA. Must have extensive repertoire of popular music. Charisma to work crowd. (478) 318-7680 for more info.

Seeking serious & creative light guy for live shows. Must have your own equipment & consider yourself as a member of the band. Pay negotiable. Start as soon as Athfest weekend! Email leftfootmanagement@hotmail.com.

Seeking pianists to perform in our restaurant on Baxter Street in exchange for deliciously prepared Vietnamese food. Call Just Pho & more (706) 850-1420.

Jobs Full-time Chief Executive Officer; Athens Community Career Academy. The Gover nance Board for the Athens Community Career Academy (Career Academy) under the Clarke County School District invites applications & nominations for the position of Chief Executive Officer. The CEO will provide the visionary leadership necessary for program planning, development, & implementation of the Career Academy. The Mission of the Career Academy is to provide expansive opportunities for students to achieve educational & career goals while meeting local & regional workforce needs. For a complete position description, deadlines, & contact infor mation please visit our website at: http://www. hr.uga.edu/ceo-acca.pdf or call Adrianna Creech, Primary Executive Search Consultant at (706) 542-3588.

Looking for the realist hustlers. Legit Job M o n . – F r i . N o b a c k g ro u n d checks! Make a “G” a week, the easy way! Call (706) 201-4835.

Write your own paycheck.

Immediate opening for newspaper advertising sales representative for the Franklin, NC area. The Franklin Press, a twice-weekly community newspaper, has the perfect oppor tunity for motivated, organized individual to work w/ established & new accounts.

Successful applicant will be self–starter w/ the ability to multi–task, goal oriented w/ excellent customer service skills. Candidate must be organized, possess strong time management skills, & be able to work independently.

Previous sales experience pref’d. Compensation package incl. base pay + commission, paid holidays, paid vacation, health insurance, 401K, opportunities for advancement.

Send resumes to: Regional Ad Director, PO Box 350, Franklin, NC 28744 or email: dreeves@ thefranklinpress.com. No phone calls please.

UberPrints.com is hiring!

Growing web company specializing in custom printed apparel is looking for the best & brightest to fill several key positions. Got what it takes?

Go to UberPrints.com/jobs for openings & to apply!

UberPrints.com is hiring!

We ’ re l o o k i n g f o r b r i g h t , enthusiastic individuals to join our customer service team.

Great work environment. Job is FT. Visit uberprints.com/jobs to learn more about the position & to apply.

Opportunities High School diploma! Graduate in just 4 weeks! Free brochure.

Call now! (800) 532-6546 ext. 97. Go to http://www. c o n t i n e n t a l a c a d e m y. c o m (AAN CAN).

Movie Extras earn up to $150/ day to stand in backgrounds of major film. Experience not required. Call now. (888) 664-4621. (AAN CAN).

Now hiring! Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home.

No selling, any hours. $500/wk. potential. Info at (985) 646-1700 dept. GA–3058.

Part-time Mystery shoppers earn up to $100/day. Undercover shoppers needed to judge retail & dining establishments. No exp. req’d.

(800) 743-8535.

Urban Sanctuary Spa seeks selfmotivated, sociable & gracious woman or man for Front Desk position. Perfect job for a person looking to contribute their ideas & energy to a growing business.

Bring resume by 810 N.Chase St. No calls pls.

Project Safe, a progressive nonprofit organization is seeking a PT (20 hours/wk) sales associate for P.S.Too, an Eastside re–sale boutique supporting victims of domestic violence. Applicants should have some flexibility in scheduling, & be available to work some Saturdays. To apply send cover letter & resume to: Associate Director, P.O. Box 7532, Athens, GA 30604. No phone calls please.

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Pets

Sweet puppy looking for loving family. Female Boxer/Hound mix approx. 5–6 wks. Recovering from being lost.

De–wormed, needs shots ASAP. Must go to home committed to having her spayed. (706) 4241244 if interested.

FINALISTS!

2010

The Musicians/Bands that received the most votes in each category are listed below. The winners will be announced at the show.

ATHENS

PUNK

MUSIC

DJ

AWARDS

DJ Mahogany DJRX Grave Robbers Immuzikation

THURSDAY, JUNE 24

JAZZ Kenosha Kid Odd Trio Rand Lines Trio

At The Morton Theatre 8:00pm • doors 7:30pm

FEATURING:

ORY CIRCULATM SYSTE

WORLD DubConscious Grogus Incatepec

REPTAR AMA R D R A W T S A PO ELITE THPAPA SHOWSTO

ELECTRONIC Abandon the Earth Mission Maps and Transit TnT

JAM The Incredible Sandwich Mama’s Love Perpetual Groove

COVER BAND

LOS MEESFITS

Abbey Road Live!

Los Meesfits Pigs on the Wing

ROCK Pride Parade Twin Tigers The Whigs

ATHENS

AND MORE!

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$7 ADVANCE • $9 NIGHT OF SHOW $4 WITH ATHFEST WRISTBAND

ATTENTION FINALISTS:

POP Grape Soda Quiet Hooves Venice Is Sinking

EXPERIMENTAL Bubbly Mommy Gun Circulatory System The Dream Scene

METAL Maximum Busy Muscle Savagist Utah

The Agenda American Cheeseburger Cop Dope

COUNTRY/ SOUTHERN ROCK Betsy Franck and the Bareknuckle Band Kaitlin Jones and the County Fair Radiolucent

AMERICANA Futurebirds Hope for Agoldensummer Packway Handle Band

HIP-HOP Deaf Judges Son1 Valentine and West

BEST LIVE BAND Matt Kurz One Quiet Hooves Reptar

SOLO PERFORMER Madeline Adams Randall Bramblett Allison Weiss

UPSTART OF THE YEAR The Burning Angels Reptar Werewolves

BEST ALBUM Drive-By Truckers - The Big To-Do Vic Chesnutt - At the Cut The Whigs - In the Dark

ALBUM COVER ART Casper and the Cookies Modern Silence by Matt Blanks Drive-by Truckers - The Big To-Do

by Wes Freed Lionz - Breaking Out of the Zoo

by Josh Hunter Twin Tigers - Gray Waves

by Matt Cherry

BAND/PERFORMER OF THE YEAR Futurebirds Mama’s Love Radiolucent The Whigs

Each finalist band receives a free pair of passes!

Please contact Flagpole to get your passes. Call Paul or Alicia at 706-549-9523.

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blueskyathens.com Located Above

Taco Stand Downtown

Coffee & Pub

Open at 7am for all World Cup Games!

Come Enjoy Our

Spacious Patio!

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LIVE MUSIC

ON THE PATIO Friday 6/25 John Sosebee Band Saturday 6/26 Travis Boyles

30 Different Types of

Loose Organic Teas Local Roaster

1000 Faces Coffee Dancing Goats Coffee

Happy Hour Mon-Fri 4-9 Expanded

Draft Selection Front and Back

Patios

Large Selection of 260 EAST WASHINGTON STREET DOWNTOWN • 706-369-3040 TOP OF JACKSON ST. 12 STEPS FROM THE CORNER

Hot Spirited Drinks

128 College Ave. 706-543-1433