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T-SPLOST p. 6 · Kiddie Dope p. 7 · Grub Notes p. 8 · Patterson Hood p. 17 · Sourpatch p. 18

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1470 AM on Your Dial Former Mayor and good friend Gwen O’Looney and I are hosting a talk show on local radio station WXAG 1470 AM Fridays at noon. We talk about what’s going on in town; I mention some of the articles in Flagpole, and we usually have a guest with something interesting to discuss.

So far, we have had Dr. Cory Brown, the UGA vet school’s internationally known pathologist, talking about her experiences in third-world nations; Kathy Kirbo discussed her longtime association with the Reef Ball Foundation (www. reefball.org), which rebuilds ocean reefs all over the world; Myra Blackmon explained her efforts to elicit citizen input on ways to help our school system resolve its budget crisis; Ernest Johnson moderated our discussion of same-sex marriage; and Bertis Downs emphasized the importance of public schools to our community.

Right now, we’re taping the 30-minute show, but we’re threatening to go live, with call-in, at least occasionally and eventually expand the show to an hour. WXAG is looking for sponsors, and the station has asked listeners to come up with a name for the show. While on the air, we’re in the capable hands of station manager James Ford and promoted by advertising manager Yvonne McKethan-Roberts. Tune in, and we’ll try to give you a good show every Friday.

Nobody’s Perfect Banner-Herald entertainment writer Andre Gallant posted on his Facebook page last week, “OK: I love Flagpole Magazine, but there is absolutely without a doubt cut and paste from press releases going on in this week’s issue without noting the release as a source. Just saying.”

When we looked into it, we found that indeed Flagpole contributor and former music editor Chris Hassiotis used two quotes from a Heartless Bastards website without attributing them. This breach of journalistic standards gave the impression that Chris had interviewed band members when he hadn’t.

Further checking reveals that Chris has used this method previously in Flagpole.

Chris is an experienced and knowledgeable music writer, and he should not have taken this shortcut. It is embarrassing to Flagpole and to me personally, since I have spent the past three weeks in this column expounding on integrity in journalism and criticizing the Banner-Herald publisher for his own shortcomings.

Seen Any Good Movies?

We attended Ciné’s fifth birthday party and the showing of the classic film Sullivan’s Travels the other night and got to see the legendary Veronica Lake, sometimes in full glamour mode and sometimes disguised as a tramp. She was really something, along with the young Joel McCrea as a leading man, before his later Western persona set in. All the familiar character actor faces peopled the film, whipping writer/director Preston Sturges’ snappy one-liners back and forth.

I am frequently surprised to encounter people I know who have never been to Ciné. I am not by any means a cineaste.

Well, after having looked it up, I guess I am. It just means I like movies. But I’m no expert. It’s just that most of the movies in the quadraplexes are predictable and therefore boring.

Don’t get me wrong: I love car chases of any kind: Bullit, The French Connection, The Bourne Identity, Ronin, Short Time, etc., and I don’t enjoy movies so unrelentingly grim that I might as well be watching the Georgia Legislature.

But here’s the deal: you can just about bet that any movie playing at Ciné is worth watching. The films are so carefully “curated,” new and old, that you are almost surely in for a treat. Plus, you always run into interesting people, and Ciné has great popcorn, not to mention locally made cookies and of course beer and wine and, I am told, a mean martini.

Take my advice: you can’t go wrong at Ciné. It’s a nonprofit now, so you can join up and help assure that it’ll stay around and continue contributing this richness to our local culture. Get into the Ciné habit, and you can call yourself a cineaste.

Pete McCommons editor@flagpole.com

News & Features Athens News and Views

Qualifying for local elections with unclear district lines? An anti-Occupy ordinance in Athens? Maybe!

Athens Rising . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 What’s Up in New Development

Seeing how T-SPLOST fares throughout the state should be interesting.

Arts & Events Book Review . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Words on Music

With The Grey Album, Kevin Young riffs on art, film, food, culture and music.

Movie Pick . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Maybe There Is a Beast…

Bully isn’t a great documentary, but it is an important social document for students, parents and educators to see.

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CITY DOPE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 CITY PAGES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 CAPITOL IMPACT. . . . . . . . . . . . 6 ATHENS RISING . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 KIDDIE DOPE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 GRUB NOTES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 BOOK REVIEW. . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 MOVIE DOPE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10 MOVIE PICK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 FILM NOTEBOOK. . . . . . . . . . . 12 THREATS & PROMISES. . . . . . 12

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As this issue was about to go to press, Flagpole heard from Athens-Clarke County Attorney Bill Berryman that he had just received a letter from the U.S. Department of Justice stating that the Attorney General has no objection to the changes set forth in the reapportionment plan devised by the Athens delegation to the Georgia Legislature and submitted to Justice last month. That means that qualifying for local elections will be held this week according to the redrawn commission district lines, and Berryman says he’s “not aware” of any further action that might be taken by the county to appeal the changes. The following was written before that news arrived, but it’s still relevant to this process on the whole.

office is telling candidates to be prepared for either map, and ACC Attorney Bill Berryman says the county is “working on several contingency plans,” but concedes the possibility that “there might have to be some judicial guidance” should that scenario come to pass.

The situation is minimally complicated for the incumbent commissioners who are running for reelection, all of whom reside within the boundaries of both their existing and redrawn districts (although District 10 Commissioner Mike Hamby will be campaigning to represent either half the county or one-tenth of it, depending on which map is used). The same goes for the confirmed candidates in the open seats of District 4—David Ellison and Allison Wright—and District 6—Ron Winders and Jerry NeSmith. Hamby and District 8 Commissioner Andy Herod are both thus far unopposed.

But it’s a different story in District 2, where there were rumors last week of as many as three potential candidates who would opt

This is the week the tangled mess AthensClarke County’s local reapportionment process has been becomes a full-on cluster-snuggle.

Unless something major has happened before 9 a.m. Wednesday, we will begin qualifying for local elections, including ACC Commission races, without having received a verdict from the U.S. Justice Department on whether it will approve a dramatically reworked map of our county commission districts. This is due entirely to the way our state legislators—to continue the euphemism—have been snuggling with us for the past several months with regard to commission redistricting.

The legislators’ map—one that changes the number of geographical districts in ACC from eight to 10, eliminating the two overlaying “superdistricts”—was passed and signed with no vetting at all by local citizens or officials, save the few who had the ears of Representatives Doug McKillip and Keith Heard. McKillip’s self-serving motives have been more than well enough documented here and elsewhere, while Heard has aligned himself with a faction of AfricanAmerican activists whose opposition to the superdistricts is so adamant that they are apparently willing to sacrifice actual black voting power on the The not-very-disruptive tents pitched on a public sidewalk commission—which the new map is on Broad Street last fall by members of Occupy Athens. The very likely to do—in order to get rid of ACC Commission is considering legislation that would restrict them. One of the most vocal of those “urban camping,” obviously aimed directly at the specific activists has been Athens attorney Ken brand of protest speech practiced by the Occupiers.

Dious, whose most recent public interaction with the commission culminated in his accusation that the commission’s denial not to qualify, thwarted by the uncertainty of a request to develop a Broad Street propover the boundaries: one who lives in the erty he owned for a large Racetrac gas station current district but would be drawn out of had been racially motivated, despite the fact the new one, and two who reside within the that in denying the request, the commission redrawn district lines but not the current ones. had taken the side of dozens of the propIn light of his serious doubt that a quality erty’s neighbors—all of them black—who had candidate would emerge, Harry Sims, who had repeatedly turned out at City Hall to object to planned to retire after serving 22 years on the the project.

ACC Commission and Athens City Council, now The county submitted hundreds of pages says he will run again. of documentation pertaining to the redistrictThat’s not a bad outcome, but it arises ing process to the Justice Department in early from the exact circumstances that were preApril, and the mayor, all 10 commissioners and sented as a worst-case scenario when this all various citizens and groups have sent letters began. It’s inexcusable that our local electoral protesting the legislators’ plan. But local offiprocess has been so disrupted by the machinacials haven’t heard back from Justice, which tions of a group of people who, while nomihas a May 29 deadline to issue its decision. nally representing Athens-Clarke County, have That’s four days after the close of qualifyseldom given us the time of day when asked ing for local elections, which begins this to advocate for our interests on the state Wednesday morning and ends Friday at noon, level. Now that they’ve “helped” us through which ACC Elections Supervisor Gail Schrader our local redistricting, those self-satisfied assures the Dope she has reminded the feds. snugglers have made their excuses and moved But what happens if Justice approves the on, while we’re still trying to fend off their new map after qualifying has already been unprecedented and unwanted affections. conducted under the old one, but before the elections have taken place? Schrader says her Dave Marr news@flagpole.com

city pages “I do believe we are going to have a downtown master plan,” Commissioner Kelly Girtz later responded, but it doesn’t need to be funded as part of the general budget.

Commissioners must approve a final budget June 5; they appear on track to continue night bus service and to hire an environmental Most details of next year’s Athens-Clarke coordinator (a job Mayor Nancy Denson had County budget have been agreed upon, but proposed eliminating) in January. cutting back on firemen is a bridge too far for The role of the environmental coordinator some. Citizens (and two firemen) objected last as a kind of watchdog within the governweek to a budget proposal that would elimiment has not meshed well with the top-down nate three firefighters; several commissioners management structure of ACC’s government. said they may try to find the budget savings The job was created at the suggestion of local somewhere else. Cutting one ladder comenvironmental groups, and the elected company (ACC has three) would save the county missioners have wanted the coordinator to $134,000 in a tight budget year. attend public meetings, respond to citizen Jeremy Williams, president of Professional and commission concerns and roam freely Firefighters of Athens-Clarke County, warned within county departments. But such a vision that ladder companies are already underwas never welcomed by the manager’s office, staffed, and are used not just for high-rise says local activist Dick Field, who was the building fires. (All three ladder trucks were first to hold the job, beginning in 2004. Field used for the Georgia Theatre fire, another told Flagpole last week that his six years on fireman noted.) Such appeals concerned the job included “intimidation” by Reddish commissioner Kathy Hoard: “I’ve never had and Deputy Manager Bob Snipes, who “never firefighters come and wanted the position [to ask for help” in 18 years “I seldom told them about exist]—and for good of serving on the comreason. It could idenmission, she said. The conversations. That got me tify failures or missed proposed cuts were sugopportunities.” into trouble many times…” gested by ACC Fire Chief Despite “several Iby George; still, several directives from managecommissioners wanted to take another look. ment,” Field said by email, county departEventually, said Commissioner Ed Robinson, ments didn’t contact him about environmental “we will probably have to start raising taxes.” matters and “I had to work myself into everyCosts like fuel and medical benefits will go up, thing that was going on.” He was expected to added Commissioner Kelly Girtz, “no matter inform his superiors about conversations with how well we manage the budget.” the public or “especially” with commissioners The budget also doesn’t include formulating or the mayor. “I usually copied them on my a master plan for downtown, observed Melissa email responses to commissioners,” he wrote, Link. “Athens is in the crosshairs” for develop- “but I seldom told them about conversations. ment, she told commissioners, because it has That got me into trouble many times… Such weathered the downturn better than other intimidation probably dampened my enthusiplaces. A master plan could “put all our ideas asm and would have ruined a less confident together and make sure that this town grows individual.” Other county employees are also in a way that benefits the entire community, required to notify their department heads not just lining the pockets of big developers about any conversations they may have with and big insurance and big banks.” elected commissioners.Mayor Heidi Davison

Former Environmental Coordinator Field Says He Was Intimidated

“had created the position and steadfastly protected it and me,” he said. “Heidi’s protection lasted for one year after I left, but management contrived to keep the position vacant for most of that time… I lost track of the number of actions I initiated, many with Mayor and Commission support, that died on [Snipes’] desk. The wetland mitigation bank was one.

The latest incumbent in the position was essentially chained to his desk and told not to make any phone calls!” Field wrote. “They didn’t even give him a vehicle.”

Since Field retired from the job in 2009, two different people have briefly held the job; it is presently unfilled. ACC commissioners discussed the role of the environmental coordinator last November, with Commissioner Mike Hamby saying he wanted the coordinator to be “more proactive” in vetting environmental

aspects of upcoming commission decisions.

“I just would like for him to be more visible,” Commissioner Kathy Hoard said of Eric Blair, who then held the job, and Commissioner Alice Kinman said she had “not yet seen this person.” Reddish denied at the time “that we are hiding him somewhere.”

Field believes the position should be “redefined as the ACC Sustainability Officer, and placed in the manager’s office. It should be given full authority to influence actions in all departments, and communicate directly with the mayor, commissioners, other agencies and the public.”

Asked about Field’s suggestion last week, Reddish dismissed it. “Dick has his views,” he said, but declined to go into specifics.

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capitol impact athens rising Issues, Not Personalities When Georgians look over their ballots on election day, they usually make decisions based upon personality: Do I like this person better for this particular office, or am I more comfortable voting for this other person?

Politics is personal and always will be.

The upcoming primary elections on July 31, however, will offer an interesting change for the state’s voters. In many cases, the most important choice they make will be to vote for or against an abstract issue, rather than a flesh-and-blood candidate.

The major issue on the ballot is whether to charge an additional one-cent sales tax to raise revenues for fixing highways and building transit facilities, which goes by the acronym T-SPLOST. There is big money at stake in these transportation tax referendums. For the 10-county Metro Atlanta region, the T-SPLOST would generate an estimated $7 billion to $8 billion over the next decade. If all of the 12 regions passed it, the projected revenues would total about $19 billion statewide.

Two other questions will be included on the Republican primary ballots that promise to raise quite a bit of debate over the next two months. At the GOP’s state convention in Columbus last week, it was agreed that non-binding referendums will be held on the issues of a $100 limitation on the money that lobbyists can spend to entertain legislators and the legalization of casino gambling.

The lobbyist spending question is at the heart of the ongoing battle between activists who want to strengthen the state’s ethics laws and legislative leaders who want the current standards to remain unchanged. When they agreed to put the ethics issue on the ballot, GOP party officials effectively repudiated House Speaker David Ralston, one of the most powerful men at the state capitol.

Ralston has blocked the passage of ethics reform legislation, because he contends the

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current requirement for complete disclosure of contributions and expenditures is sufficient.

(Ralston was also the beneficiary of a $17,000 trip to Europe for himself and his family that was financed by a lobbyist.)

When he spoke to the delegates at the Republican state convention, Ralston derided supporters of stronger ethics laws as being in cahoots “with media elites and liberal special interest groups.” ”In times of great majorities like we enjoy now, we must remember that there are those around us who seek nothing less than to divide us,” Ralston said.

With all due respect to the speaker, that statement is a big steaming pile of nonsense.

Ralston’s argument that ethics reform is a “liberal” issue is refuted by the fact that conservative organizations like the Tea Party Patriots are among the groups demanding stronger ethics laws.

One of the legislators who tried the hardest to pass ethics reform legislation this year was state Sen. Josh McKoon (R-Columbus), a conservative Republican lawmaker. It would surprise me greatly if a majority of Republicans don’t vote for the lobbyist spending limitation, but we’ll know for sure after the ballots are tallied.

The referendum vote on the legalization of casino gambling is not as easy to forecast.

It could pass in Metro Atlanta and be voted down everywhere else. Even if a majority of Republican voters statewide expressed a preference for casino gambling, Gov. Nathan Deal and Ralston have both indicated they aren’t very comfortable with the idea. It will be interesting anyway to see what the public sentiment is on this issue.

There may not be a candidate who catches your attention on July 31, but there are still some very compelling reasons to vote.

Tom Crawford tcrawford@gareport.com

What’s Up in New Development The fate of Georgia’s transportation from regions affected by that provision stand network—and its economic future—will be by and enforce that hardship on their condecided in a few short months in a once-instituents, or will local self-interest (and voter a-generation referendum on a special sales pressure) kick in and encourage them to repeal tax; at least that’s what proponents of the that aspect of the legislation?

T-SPLOST claim. For opponents, the narrative With passage hardly guaranteed, even in is not nearly so cut and dried. Three very congested Atlanta, could legislators soon be divergent camps seem to be jockeying for back at the drawing board? It seems unlikely the attention of voters, and it’s by no means that if voters across the state handily reject clear how that will shake out in the state’s 13 their respective referendums, we will see new diverse regions in which referendums will be project lists crafted that include more transit, held. as the Sierra Club would like. The question On the left end of the spectrum, we have then becomes whether a hypothetical “round the recent statement of opposition by the two” pushes decision-making down—perhaps state chapter of the Sierra Club as somewhat to smaller metro regions or shorter time-scales representative (though not entirely so, at than the current 10-year interval—or up to least in urban Atlanta where the NAACP and large-scale state planning. others are also raising questions about the equity of the sales tax and lack of transit solutions for working-class minorities in the city). The environmentalists say that the project lists as written are a raw deal, too heavy on businessas-usual roads, and not heavy enough on transit. Further, they think the narrative of this being our only chance to fix transportation is false. State Sierra Club Director Colleen Kiernan, in a May 11 editorial in the Atlanta JournalConstitution, lays out the case that other cities like Seattle have rejected roads-heavy referendums and gone on to approve transitheavy project lists. Of course, the political climate is very different here.

The business-as-usual crowd Kiernan references is the T-SPLOST’s main wing of supporters. Locally, Caterpillar cited the referendum’s call for widening US-441 south of Athens as a major factor in the manufacturer’s site selection, and the tax has the support of numerous Chambers of Commerce throughout the state.

T-SPLOST will turn rural country roads like Tallassee into suburban They see job creation and ecohighways like the new Oconee Connector that subsidize sprawl in nomic development, and also sugsurrounding counties. gest that faster commuting times promised by wider and faster roads will put more money in people’s pockets than Despite what the Sierra Club is pitching, the sales tax would take out. the idea of a transit-driven T-SPLOST as a Then there’s the no-new-taxes-ever Tea “Plan B” seems like one of the more unlikely Party wing, which opposes the notion on outcomes here. The whole issue seems to principle, pointing to cost overruns on so hinge on which narrative is stronger in many other government projects. In a way, Georgia’s conservative majority: pro-business this whole referendum process is an outgrowth or anti-tax. While our local slate of projof that mentality, with state leaders, having ects does seem like a stinker, the Atlanta bought entirely into the “no taxes” argument, list actually looks like a pretty good deal for punting the question of needed infrastrucenvironmentalists, considering the conservature directly to voters rather than voting to tive approach to transportation we’ve come to increase taxes themselves. Throw in the far expect in Georgia.

Right’s healthy skepticism of regional planning That makes it surprising that the Sierra and the public transit projects that the Sierra Club and others would reject it; perhaps their Club wing is demanding more of, and it spells strong rebuke will cause pragmatic pro-busitrouble for the tax’s supporters. It may just ness types to recognize that transit is actually be that the coalition of environmentalists and good for economic development and begrudganti-tax hardliners is the one that will emerge ingly cooperate with more liberal types to put to prevent T-SPLOST from passing—at least for contractors to work building rail lines instead this round. of highway lanes. I’m not holding my breath, The legislation that created the T-SPLOST though. Most likely, we’ll see a split, with difprocess includes a penalty of higher local conferent outcomes in different regions, which tributions to state transportation projects for will still require legislative revisiting of regions that fail to pass the referendum. That transportation, unfortunately now convoluted would mean local governments having to raise by new taxes in some places and not others. taxes to make up the difference, or infrastructure issues going unaddressed. Will legislators Kevan Williams athensrising@flagpole.com

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This year’s kid-friendly lineup has a nice range of music and activities that kids can relate to. There will be lots of dancing courtesy of DanceFX, step and hip-hop teams from Barnett Shoals Elementary School and even an interactive lesson. There will be two open-mic Athens-Clarke Leisure Services has sessions—3:30 p.m. Saturday and 2 p.m. lessons scheduled all summer long, and Sunday—so alert your kids to start planwhile they are filled up, it never hurts ning their act. And look for performances to get on the waiting list. At $33 for a from the UGA String Project (a partner of county resident ($50 for nonresidents), the AthFest Educates! program), talented you can’t beat the price to have collegelocal musician and artist Heidi Hensley level swimmers teach your child how to with her Googly Schmoogly Band, and a be comfortable in the water. Call (706) couple of installments of Cedar Shoals 613-3801 for info. There also are lessons High School’s Chicken Wing Theatre. all summer at the YMCA ($50 members, And, of course, there are the activi$70 nonmembers; [706] 543-6596) and ties that go along with KidsFest. Debbie the YWCO ($50 members, $60 nonmemWatson, the KidsFest chair, says it’s about bers; [706] 354-7880). more than the music. “We are trying to I think one of the reasons I was a provide the ‘overall’ experience… KidsFest pool slacker was because once school is about exposing the kids and their starts, a host of other activities start up, parents to all the arts in a fun and inextoo. But Dan Magee, ACC parks services pensive way.” That means water-themed administrator, tells me that swimming games, a rock wall and macaroni art (to can actually enhance your child’s skills name just a few activities). in other sports. Not only is it a skill that Before KidsFest officially opens, can be useful throughout your life, but Let your kids rock their socks in the heat of the summer next catch Atlanta-based family-friendly band it also keeps a range of muscles in shape month, as AthFest takes over downtown. Embracing your sweaty Laughing Pizza on the Pulaski Street for other uses. “Swimming is the best artistic side? Four air guitars out of five (c’mon, we don’t want to stage at noon Saturday, June 23. I wrote exercise, no matter what sport your child be THAT sweaty). about the band a couple of months ago plays,” he says. “It is so much better for when they played at the Melting Point, their development—swimming helps them get Turn It Up: Speaking of water, break out the then watched as my daughter went from sitmuch more flexible, and if you’re into football, water bottles for the annual party for the ting bashfully to dancing in the front row into track, it develops coordination. It adds to townies, AthFest. It’s June 20–24, and the when we watched them perform. the other sports.” kids portion (KidsFest!) runs the Saturday and Pack the sunscreen, a wide-brimmed hat Plus, with the Summer Olympics coming up, Sunday of the festival. Mind you, I’m a big and some clothes that look good with sweat how cool would it be to bond with your kids— fan of popping some child-appropriate headon them. Your kids will thank you. despite any fears of large, echoey rooms—over phones over your little ones’ ears and toting a sport you both can enjoy? them down for the live music on Friday, too, Kristen Morales kiddiedope@flagpole.com

NEWS FROM THE JUICE BOX SET Getting Wet ‘n’ Wild: I swore I wouldn’t do it.

Last summer, I heard the stories and had the big goal and swore to myself, I’m going to keep up with it. But then winter set in and the idea of going outside with wet hair just couldn’t settle with me.

So, consider this my slap on the wrist and my do-over. With swimming lessons for my daughter, that is. I’m not a strong swimmer.

But I can fake it enough to bring my daughter to a pool (OK, I’m a bit petrified of large, echoey, indoor pool spaces, but that’s beside the point), and since she could barely walk, we’ve been bobbing around in the pools at Bishop Park and at the YMCA. Last summer, I enrolled her in some swimming lessons, and what began as a whim—by the time she was 3, she was starting to get the idea—quickly turned into a weekly tradition. By the time school started, she was close to diving into the deep end.

Which is why I swore to myself that we’d keep it up. So many kids spend their summers in the pool, the lifeguards told me, but when school starts they don’t get back in for months, and lose some of what they learned over the summer. It’s a trade-off for school, I suppose.

Which is why I’m imploring you, if you haven’t brought your kids to one of our many area pools, get into the habit this summer and then do better than I did at keeping up with it through the cold months, too.

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The Annual Flagpole Athens Music Awards Show is designed to honor and celebrate those who make Athens, GA a center of musical creativity, enjoyment & accomplishment.

The show kicks off AthFest, Athens’ annual music and arts festival, and will be held on Thursday, June 21. You, the local music fan, will choose the local performers you wish to recognize by filling out this ballot. All awards are decided by a majority people’s choice vote, so YOUR VOTE IS VERY IMPORTANT. A panel of local music judges has selected this year’s finalists; just check the box next to your choice or write-in your own candidate in the space provided. You do not need to vote in every category. Please mail form to Flagpole Magazine, PO Box 1027, Athens, GA 30603; drop it off at our office at 112 S. Foundry St., or submit an online ballot at musicawards.flagpole.com.

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ALBUM OF THE YEAR o Blood Bleeds - VINCAS o We’re Not Coming Back This Way - SAM SNIPER o Lift Your Eyes to the Hills - THAYER SARRANO o Tournament - MANRAY o Minima Moralia TUNABUNNY o Whistling While the End Is Near - VIKING PROGRESS o Hit Makers Vol. 1 - MATT HUDGINS AND HIS SHIT-HOT COUNTRY BAND o Comfort - POWERKOMPANY o Domestic Becoming Feral - SAVAGIST o Slowburner - THE DISTRICT ATTORNEYS

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grub notes Boba and Burgers Taiwan On: If you’ve been down the section of Broad between downtown and Milledge in the past few months, you may have noticed a bright and cheerful sign in the ugly strip building that houses an adult video shop.

There was a banner promising “grand opening” for some time, and vinyl on the windows advertises “boba tea” and “amazing burgers,” but dark blinds prevent one from seeing much of what the space actually contains. It is worth the effort to find out.

Quickly (650 W. Broad St.) is a Taiwanbased chain of eateries that primarily focus on beverages and has more than 2,000 locations around the world, including three, soon to be four, in Georgia. Mostly, what it does is bubble tea, a cold beverage that can be fruit or otherwise flavored, with little nuggets of gelatin or tapioca in cube or sphere form resting at the bottom, served with a wide straw that enables one to suck up the chewy bits along with the drink. Far less weird and more widespread than it used to be, bubble tea was already available in Athens, at SunO, Just Pho and More and Cozy Yum Yum, but Quickly has a very large array of options. You can choose from milk tea or green tea in flavors including peppermint, coffee, jasmine, plum and green apple, then select up to three kinds of jelly (itself available in flavors including lychee, “rainbow,” “mixed fruits” and coffee). The guy behind the counter mixes it up with appropriate speed, then applies a nontoxic plastic seal to the top rather than snapping on a lid. The straws, when forcefully directed, can penetrate the seal, but before you open the cups it’s easy to throw a bunch of them in a Quickly plastic bag for transport. It’s a good system.

Quickly also does surprisingly good burgers and an array of snacks, mostly fried, that it prepares to order. For $6.95, you can get a double steak burger that strongly resembles the one at Five Guys, down to its being wrapped in red-and-white-checked paper, but also comes with crisp, tasty crinkle fries and a weird little cup of something that resembles very smooth mashed potatoes prepared without salt and studded with kernels of sweet corn. For a little more, you can get a salmon burger that is flavorful and moist, not the sad hockey puck received at many places. Snacks from fish balls and octopus balls to dumplings and sweetish sausages are served on or with thin, pointy skewers, in cute paper pouches, blazing hot. If you are asked a question about making any of them “special” and you are not looking for something extremely spicy, say “no.”

Apart from the spicy and/or hot food, the possibility of putting someone’s eye out with a stick, the caffeine and the general weirdness, Quickly seems like an excellent place to take your kids as an introduction to gourmet life. Its concept is thoroughly cute, plus everything tastes good and is kind of fun to eat in some way or another. The store is open from noon to 10 p.m., theoretically, although

it seems to unlock the doors slightly earlier. It takes credit cards and also has slushes, milkshakes and more to delight you.

Bar Food: Bar food is almost always depressing and below par, delivered straight from Sam’s Club or the Sysco truck, which is why the lunch offerings at Walker’s Coffee and Pub (128 College Ave.) have been such a nice surprise. The menu is small and focused: bacon cheeseburger, ham and cheese sandwich, BLT, hummus and cheese, grilled cheese, PB&J, turkey club, veggie quesadilla. I’m not saying the cheeseburger ranks with the best in town or is artisanal in any way, but it is pleasant enough and the bun is good. The ham and cheese sandwich, run under the broiler to brown Fiona Nolan

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the provolone slightly and nicely toasted, is good enough to finish every bite. The prices are excellent. Nothing is more than $6, and although they don’t come with accoutrements, are fries or chips really necessary?

Walker’s also serves a few breakfast options until 2 p.m. with a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich and burritos made veggie or non.

The latter is tasty, too, tightly rolled and not overly large but full of eggs, chorizo, black beans, hash browns, cheese and salsa, every one of the four food groups in a nice, neat package.

Eating at the bar is quiet and comfortable, with staff available to meet your needs without bugging you, and faint kitchen noises drifting out from a back space. If you can’t wait the five or 10 minutes it takes for the cooks to prepare your food (clearly not just popped in a microwave but assembled and cooked to order), Walker’s also has bagels from Athens Bagel Co., ham and cheese croissants, scones, muffins and cookies, but I recommend patience. Walker’s is open from 7 a.m. to 2 a.m. every day. It has a full bar, including at least one good single-malt scotch, and takes credit cards.

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Words on Music

ost people glaze over at the thought of settling into a collection of essays at the end of a long day. Our culture has become averse to the genre to the point that publishers avoid even using the term “essays” for books they hope will sell to general readers. But that’s changing, and some of today’s most exciting writing is being done as nonfiction essays―or what some tribes call creative nonfiction―and the form seems to be making a minor comeback.

John Jeremiah Sullivan’s Pulphead: Essays (2011, FSG) has made inroads with readers of literary fiction and been named in many critics’ best books lists. Otherwise Known as the Human Condition: Essays and Reviews (2011, Graywolf) by Geoff Dyer, one of the finest multi-genre writers we have, also takes language to places it normally only goes in fiction. In a December 2011 New Yorker article, James Wood praised both of these writers for breathing new life into nonfiction. I’d add to their company Dave Tompkins, author of How to Wreck a Nice Beach: The Vocoder from World War II to Hip-Hop (2010, Melville House Press), which has just been reissued in paperback with a 7-inch featuring three vocoder tracks.

Now, Kevin Young, one of our best contemporary poets, joins the fray with his first book of nonfiction, The Grey Album: On the Blackness of Blackness (Graywolf, March). It shouldn’t be surprising that a poet as talented as Young can make nonfiction sing. What’s truly impressive are his depth and range of knowledge and the book’s scope and ambition. Tackling huge swaths of cultural contributions black Americans have made to the world, Young riffs and ruminates on literature, art, film, food, high and low culture and, very prominently, music. Running through the essays are several overarching themes, including the idea that black Americans have a unique “counterfeit culture” with roots in slavery that is based on forging new identities out of lies―something Young also calls “storying.”

You won’t find many authors who can take on Henry Louis Gates about his views on Phillis Wheatley and who can deftly wrestle with some of hip-hop’s more troubling aspects like homophobia and who can make the case that blacks have been unjustly written out of the history of modernism―all in one

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book. Like Dyer and Sullivan, Young not only reveals but also entertains and moves his readers through the sheer artistry of his writing. Take this beautiful summation of the ties between disco and hip-hop: “Disco’s anthemic possibilities found fruition in its offspring hip-hop (and its “outside child,” house music). Hip-hop got most of the glory, electronica got to keep the house: but for a while there, all were under one large roof where the Party raged. We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn. And Paradise reigned.”

We’re lucky that we can claim Young as a local―local by today’s standards, at least. He had a teaching stint at UGA back in the day. He lives in Atlanta, and when he isn’t writing poetry his day job is as the Atticus Haygood Professor of English and Creative Writing at Emory University. He’s also curator of the Literary Collections and Raymond Danowski Poetry Library. Keep up with Young’s work and see where he may be reading in the area next at www.kevinyoungpoetry.com.

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It’s been almost 30 years since Juan Atkins and Derrick May, two DJ friends in Detroit, took the disparate influences of Kraftwerk and Parliament and turned them into what would become the main musical DNA of techno.

You can still hear that techno influence in much of mainstream pop today, and it’s hard to even imagine what Rihanna or the inescapable LMFAO would even sound like without those sources.

Simon Reynolds’ Energy Flash: A Journey through Rave Music and Dance Culture (Soft Skull Press, March) is one of the best books on techno, and it’s just been reissued in “a generation ecstasy extended remix for the 21st century.” Reynolds writes as a music critic/ participatory anthropologist.

In other words, he takes the drugs and dances in the warehouses whereof he speaks. Originally published in 1998, it’s a great road map starting with Detroit techno, following the scene over to the U.K. and Europe, and then back to the West Coast of the U.S. The book is enjoyably partisan. Reynolds is an ardent fan of hardcore rave over forms like trance or intelligent techno, yet manages to cover the other scenes without being (too) dismissive. The new edition contains four new chapters covering the past 10 years, a chapter on DJ-ing, and a conversation Reynolds held with an imaginary interviewer about dance culture.

Some more music titles out this spring: Michael Bourdaghs examines Japanese pop since WWII in Sayonara Amerika, Sayonara Nippon: A Geopolitical Prehistory of J-Pop (Columbia University Press, February). Commando: The Autobiography of Johnny Ramone features a ton of photos and a lavish package (Abrams, February).

David Schiff uses Duke Ellington as a lens to explore the music written in the first part of the last century in The Ellington Century (University of California Press, February). Don McLeese’s Dwight Yoakam: A Thousand Miles from Nowhere is the first book in the new American Music Series edited

by Peter Blackstock and David Menconi (University of Texas Press, March). Talking Heads Fear of Music by Jonathan Lethem is the latest in the 33 1/3 series (Continuum, April). Bounce: Rap Music and Local Identity in New Orleans is Emory professor Matt Miller’s first book (University of Massachusetts Press, May). Gregg Allman tells his version of the Allman Brothers’ story in My Cross to Bear (HarperLuxe, May). A collection of essays drawn from the Experience Music Project Pop Conference looks at how music is made in times of war and upheaval in Pop When the World Falls Apart: Music in the Shadow of Doubt (Duke University Press, April). Musics of Latin America, edited by Robin Moore, is a sweeping survey of music from this diverse part of the world (W.W. Norton, April). Rebekah Farrugia genders the DJ booth in Beyond the Dance Floor: Female DJs, Technology, and Electronic Music Dance Culture (Intellect Books, May). Brazilian music fans take note of Frederick Moehn’s Contemporary Carioca: Technologies of Mixing in a Brazilian Music Scene (Duke University Press, April).

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movie dope Some releases may not be showing locally this week.

• indicates new review THE AVENGERS (PG-13) The various Avengers—Robert Downey, Jr.’s Iron Man, Chris Evans’ Captain America, Chris Hemsworth’s Thor, another new Hulk (this time Mark Ruffalo gets to unleash the beast) and the rest—have assembled, and together they are a blast. But before they can battle Thor’s mischievous brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), who is intent on enslaving the world with his otherdimensional army, Earth’s mightiest heroes have to sort out a few things among themselves. Joss Whedon and Zak Penn capture the bickering essence of a super-group. Every single one of these heroes benefits from Whedon’s trademark snappy banter and his way with ensembles. These characters thrive by not having to carry the movie on their own (the Hulk especially benefits from sharing the spotlight).

Whedon has always loved the lady leads, and he gets more out of Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow than anyone else would have. Critical grumbling about The Avengers is minimal thanks to Whedon’s meticulously crafted screenplay and directorial vision (he heads his own verse for a reason) and the engaging ensemble. Once the paperwork is finalized so the team can go into action for the bang-up finale, The Avengers lives up to all the hype and expectation.

• BATTLESHIP (PG-13) For a giant, dumb summer movie that could only be called Bay-esque, Battleship doesn’t sink itself. Earth gets more than it bargained for after scientists send signals into space in an attempt to add some extraterrestrial Facebook friends. The ETs that answer are not friendly, answering with massive Transformer-y ships and personalityless shock troopers. Fortunately, Earth has Taylor Kitsch, Landry from “Friday Night Lights,” Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker to fight the giant peg-bomb launching invaders. FX-laden, wannabe blockbusters based on board games can certainly be worse than this flick directed by Peter Berg (with a soundtrack programmed by a classic rock DJ named Mad Dog). A whole lot of seenit-before and just enough something new keep this hulking behemoth afloat.

Props to the writing Hoebers who fit in a sequence where the characters actually play a life-or-death version of Battleship; I haven’t seen such a great deadly game night since Never Say Never Again. The best/worst salvo I can launch at this flick is that it made me really yearn to play Battleship for the first time in years. Two hundred million dollars bought Hasbro a hell of a commercial.

BULLY (PG-13) Filmmaker Lee Hirsch (Amandla!) forces viewers to confront the stark realities of bullying on five families, including two reeling from the suicides of their bullied sons, in this harrowing first-hand account of the daily victimization of millions of kids.

Amazingly and horrifyingly, Hirsch captures footage of other children victimizing the film’s central figure, 12-year-old Alex, which begs the question: Have children become so desensitized to cameras that they will break rules and laws even when they know they are being watched? This moving film begs only a couple of critiques.

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All of the kids profiled are from either rural or Southern towns. Obviously, Hirsch does not mean to imply big city folk and northerners/west coasters are immune to bullying, but the movie could have used more geographical diversity. Also, a better understanding of these kids before bullying and the circumstances surrounding their bullying would have provided a greater insight into them, their reactions—one girl is in juvie awaiting trial; two other boys are dead—and what drove them to such extremes. A tough, probing look at a serious problem, Bully is a rewarding, if uneasy, watch that does not pose any easy answers.

CHERNOBYL DIARIES (R) In this new flick from Paranormal Activity creator Oren Peli (visual effects vet Bradley Parker makes his directorial debut), six American tourists (including multiplatinum recording artist Jesse McCartney) hire an extreme tour guide to take them to Pripyat, the ghost city left by Chernobyl. The visitors soon discover they are not alone. Peli jettisons the found footage gimmick upon which his previous features have relied.

The trailer looks appropriately creepy, but that title is terrible.

DARK SHADOWS (PG-13) Having tried but never quite sunk my teeth into both previous versions of Dan Curtis’ gothic soap opera, I had few preconceptions going into Tim Burton/ Johnny Depp’s high-concept reimagining. Sadly, the duo merely delivered a pretty-looking, rather dull oddity.

(Burton’s output has become increasingly miss-and-hit.) Tossing much of the soap’s suds and upping the camp, the big screen Dark Shadows still involves many of the series’ major players: vampire Barnabas Collins (Depp), Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer), Dr. Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), Angelique (Eva Green), Willie Loomis (Jackie Earle Haley), Victoria Winters (Bella Heathcote) and Carolyn Stoddard (Chloe Grace Moretz). That list of names will mean little to the scores of uninitiated young Burton/Depp fans looking for another Alice in Wonderland, which this horror comedy most certainly is not. That movie’s billion-dollar success has fortunately allowed Burton to indulge his quirkier side at Collinswood. Still, his latest movie becomes shockingly boring after the extremely amusing early scenes of 200-plus-year-old Barnabas adapting to the 1970s. Depp produces another entertaining character, a la Jack Sparrow, but as the movie approaches the two hour mark, Depp grows as tedious as the blockbuster he solely supports.

• THE DICTATOR (R) Sacha Baron Cohen and director Larry Charles may have left their guerrilla mockumentary tactics behind, but their offensive strategy still elicits massive bombs of laughter, even in this much more conventionally structured comedy.

Cohen’s Admiral General Aladeen, the dictator of the fictional North African nation of Wadiya, is stripped of his beard and power on a trip to speak to the United Nations. With the help of a crunchy feminist (adequately supplied by an atypical Anna Faris) and a should-be-dead nuclear scientist (“The

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League” MVP Jason Mantzoukas aka El Cuñado), Aladeen must infiltrate a peace summit before his beloved oppressive regime becomes a democracy. The brilliant gags far outclass the low-brow misses; the soundtrack— filled by “Wadiyan”-language versions of “Everybody Hurts,” “9 to 5” and “The Next Episode”—is the film’s best running joke. Cohen continues to stake his claim to the chameleonic comic crown left by Peter Sellers, but what should he do with it once he gets it? Outside of the scathing climactic critique of American democracy (all true, of course), The Dictator lacks the witheringly pointed satire of Borat and Bruno.

It surely is hilarious though.

DR. SEUSS’ THE LORAX (PG) Released on Dr. Seuss’ 108th birthday, this pleasant animated adaptation of the beloved children’s author’s environmental fable fails to utterly charm

read, The Hunger Games has little cinematic spark. It’s a visual book report that merely summarizes the plot. It’s a well-written book report, but it’s still a book report. Seabiscuit director Gary Ross was not the most obvious choice to direct this dystopian adventure in which 24 teenagers are randomly selected for a contest in which only one will survive.

JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND (PG) Journey 2: The Mysterious Island’s biggest problem might be time. Many of the young people who enjoyed its 2008 forebear, Journey to the Center of the Earth, might have outgrown the Brendan Fraser/Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson brand of family adventure movie.

THE KID WITH A BIKE (PG-13) 2011. Palme d’Or winners Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne (Rosetta and The Child) wrote and directed this feature

Something smells “humany” around here. like the filmmakers’ previous animated smash, Despicable Me. The Lorax may visually stun you, and Danny DeVito’s brief time as voice of the Lorax could stand as his greatest role, one that will go unrecognized by any professional awards outside of the Annies.

THE FIVE-YEAR ENGAGEMENT (R) As written by Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller, the acting-writing-directing duo behind Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Five-Year Engagement almost sells its initial gag too well. Nearly the entire first act plays out like the airheaded romantic comedy in which the smart comedy writers plan to poke holes.

Then the change comes and The FiveYear Engagement begins its lengthy, though not overlong, slide into relationship complications (more real than scripted) and comic gags (some sold with more skill and less obviousness than others). Tom and Violet (Segel and Emily Blunt) get engaged on their one-year anniversary and then struggle to pull the trigger, as life sends the soulmates obstacle after obstacle.

FOOTNOTE (PG) 2011. The rivalry between a father and son who both teach Talmudic Studies at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem reaches a new competitive peak when the father, Eliezer (Shlomo Bar-Aba), is honored for his work. This Israeli feature by writer-director Joseph Cedar was nominated for the Best Foreign Language Academy Award and Cannes’s Palme d’Or; it also won nine Awards of the Israeli Film Academy, including Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor and Best Screenplay.

THE HUNGER GAMES (PG-13) While a successful adaptation of a difficult book that near everyone has

about a young boy (Thomas Doret), abandoned by his father, who spends his weekends with a local hairdresser (Cecile de France). Unfortunately, he also gets mixed up with a local criminal. His mode of transportation: a bike.

The Palme d’Or nominee picked up Cannes’s Grand Prize of the Jury and was also nominated for Best Foreign Language Film award at the Golden Globes.

THE LUCKY ONE (PG-13) The Notebook it is not, but The Lucky One will not disappoint Nicholas Sparks’ fans looking for some sappy romance and a shirtless Zac Efron. A Marine named Logan (Efron) survives several incidents after finding a picture of a woman. When he returns to the states, he seeks out this woman, whom he learns is named Beth (Taylor Schilling, still recovering from Atlas Shrugged: Part I) to thank her for saving his life.

But things get complicated when he falls for her and her young son, Ben (Riley Thomas Stewart), and runs afoul of her ex/Ben’s dad (Jay R. Ferguson, who excels at clueless d-bags), a deputy sheriff and son of big-time local judge/prospective mayor. The war scenes are thankfully short, making me wonder how much worse they could have been on the page, and director Scott Hicks (some fine films like Shine and Snow Falling on Cedars) illustrates this romance with some gorgeous, magazine spread cinematography (word to Alar Kivilo, whose work to date has never betrayed this artistic an eye). Will love conquer all this time around or is this another one of Sparks’ many tearjerkers? Only 141 minutes of your life stand between you and the answer.

MARGARET (R) After a loooooong time on the shelf (Margaret was filmed in 2005), two-time Oscar nominee Kenneth Lonergan’s follow-up to the fabulous You Can Count on Me is finally seeing the dark of a theater.

Before she was sexing it up on HBO’s “True Blood,” Academy Award winner Anna Paquin was tackling Lonergan’s anti-commercial character study of a young girl trying to make amends for the fatal accident for which she feels responsible. With Jean Reno, Alison Janney, Matthew Broderick, Mark Ruffalo and Matt Damon. l MEN IN BLACK III (PG-13) Confession time: I never saw Men in Black II. I’m OK with that oversight. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reprise their roles as Agent J and Agent K. Apparently, Smith’s J time travels back to 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his partner, whose younger version is played by John Brolin.

Director Barry Sonnenfeld returns and could really use a hit. With Alice Eve, Jemaine Clement, Emma Thompson and Bill Hader as Andy Warhol.

MONSIEUR LAZHAR (PG-13) 2011.

An Algerian immigrant (Mohamed Fellag) must replace a popular Montreal public school teacher after her suicide. His own loss is revealed as he helps his students deal with their own grief. An Academy Award nominee for Best Foreign Language Film, the Canadian feature by Philippe Falardeau won six Genies—including Best Motion Picture, Best Direction, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actress and Best Adapted Screenplay—and Best Canadian Feature Film at the Toronto International Film Festival.

MOONRISE KINGDOM (PG-13) Wes Anderson’s newest film is a period romantic drama? A young couple (Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward) living on an island off the coast of New England run away, causing various search parties to form and find them. The eccentric cast includes Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray (seen wielding an ax, shirtless, in the trailer), Frances McDormand, Anderson regular Jason Schwartzman and Harvey Keitel.

Expect the typical love-hate critiques of Anderson’s latest whimsy.

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS (PG) You could do a lot worse than The Pirates! Band of Misfits when choosing animated flicks to see with your kids.

Aardman Animations, the British folks that brought you Wallace & Gromit and Chicken Run, hit the high seas with the Pirate Captain (v. Hugh Grant) and his oddball crew. While seeking the coveted Pirate of the Year Award, the Pirate Captain runs into Charles Darwin (v. David Tennant, the tenth, and my personal favorite, Doctor), who wants the scurvy rascal’s feathered mascot, a thought-to-be-extinct dodo.

The jokes are funny and often smart, and the stop-motion clay animation refreshingly different. The voice cast could have traded up (Jeremy Piven?

No Ian McShane? Mostly, Jeremy Piven?!). Still, The Pirates! is cute, humorous and well-animated. Kiddie flicks come with a lot less booty than this buccaneer.

SAFE HOUSE (R) For Safe House’s target fans of Denzel Washington, whizzing bullets and car chases, the action flick is critically bulletproof; for me, it was competently boring. Former

CIA operative turned rogue asset, Tobin Frost (Washington), goes on the run with green agent Matt Weston (Ryan Reynolds, in the thankless role anyone could have filled) hot on his heels. Washington remains the laziest talent in Hollywood. What draws him to waste his chops on these action-filled scripts with such obvious plot trajectories? You can tell which CIA bigwig (the suspects being Sam Shepard, Vera Farmiga and Brendan Gleeson) Weston shouldn’t trust from the trailers, and try as they might to imply otherwise, one can easily presume Washington’s Frost hasn’t gone rogue for sheer psychopathic thrills or mere greed. The predictable action is delivered with the workmanlike craftsmanship (quick edits, handheld camerawork, etc.) one expects from a production that is clearly influenced by Washington’s work with Tony Scott, but lacks his more artful eye. Safe House should make enough money to keep Washington’s rep as a box office draw undiminished, but won’t make much of an impression in his increasingly inconsequential filmography.

THINK LIKE A MAN (PG-13) Anything I wanted to like about Think Like a Man is tainted by the casual homophobia, sexism and racism the movie attempts to pass off as comedy, and that’s a shame for the hilarious Kevin Hart, who is finally, smartly given a showcase role. Based on Steve Harvey’s romantic self-help tome, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, the movie, written by the scripters of Friends with Benefits, sometimes feels like a late night infomercial for Harvey’s patented way to win a man. We have six unbelievably mismatched buddies— Hart’s divorced dude, Romany Malco’s “playa,” Michael Ealy’s “dreamer,” Jerry “Turtle” Ferrara’s noncommittal white dude, Terrence J’s “mama’s boy” and some other white married guy—and the women (Gabrielle Union, Taraji P. Henson, Meagan Good and Regina Hall) who want them to settle down.

Begin the chapter scenarios. Woody Allen attempted something like this to funnier results when he adapted Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex; a more relevant and even less successful adaptation would be 2009’s He’s Just Not That Into You. If you really want to take romantic advice from Steve Harvey, filtered through Turtle, it’s your love life.

• WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING (PG-13) Expecting a cinematic extinction level event on par with Garry Marshall’s star-whoring Valentine’s Day/New Year’s Eve, What to Expect When You’re Expecting pleasantly met my vastly lowered expectations. What to Expect would have been a decent Apatow/ Bridesmaids knockoff had it slimmed down to one main plot—an expectant couple played by Elizabeth Banks and Mr. Melissa McCarthy (Ben Falcone) compete with his race car legend father (Dennis Quaid) and his pregnant trophy wife (Brooklyn Decker)—and shed the extra plot poundage involving Jennifer Lopez adopting an Ethiopian baby, Anna Kendrick and Chace Crawford’s uh-oh moment and Cameron Diaz’s star pregnancy (with that wet blanket from “Glee,” Matthew Morrison). The almost interstitial scenes with the daddy club of Chris Rock, Rob Heubel, Thomas Lennon and Amir Talai amuse, as does Rebel Wilson as Banks’s mostly clueless employee. Like unfortunate clockwork, every time the movie started to get things comically right, the scene would shift to JLo’s woes or the young couple’s romantic predicament. Still, I expected little, and the romantic dramedy delivered a bundle of tiny, intermittent joy that, like some babies, cried more than it laughed.

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BULLY (R) It sometimes feels like bullying is the real national pastime. We currently have a candidate for the presidency, Mitt Romney, who at the age of 18 viciously attacked a fellow student, a homosexual man, but conveniently can’t remember the incident even though five fellow students who were there have never been able to forget it. Romney has glibly referred to himself as a prankster back in those days, as if there’s nothing more to be said about it. But for any kids who have ever been shoved in a locker, had their face plunged into a dirty toilet, or been punched, pinched and kicked simply because they looked or acted different, the violence can’t be as easily excused as harmless joking around. For them, adolescence is pure hell.

Bullying is certainly not a new phenomenon, though the subject of it has become increasingly visible in the public and media forums because of several high-profile suicides by kids who were routinely bullied by fellow youths. Bully, directed by Lee Hirsch, looks at this troubling problem by focusing on a handful of children and teens, mostly living in America’s heartland, who have been brutalized. There is Alex, a gawky boy from Iowa with no friends, who is repeatedly picked

on and beaten up (some of it captured on camera); Kelby, an Oklahoma teen who is a lesbian and has been ostracized by her school and community; Ja’Meya, an African-American teen who pulled a gun on students who constantly threatened her; and two boys, Ty and Tyler, who both killed themselves presumably because of bullying. Bully also focuses on the parents and school faculty who aren’t always clued in to how bad these kinds of attacks are.

Maybe they’ve also forgotten their own school days when walking the halls of school could feel akin to Lord of the Flies.

Bully zeros in on kids from mostly rural Midwest or Southern towns.

Why? It’s not because Hirsch believes that this sort of behavior doesn’t occur in larger cities. Big-city schools are tough and brutal. That’s the stereotype.

Small towns, however, have traditionally been viewed as quiet and safe places to raise children. Maybe the sooner we realize that isn’t always the truth, the quicker we can progress to dealing with the issue. Bully isn’t a great documentary, but it is an important social document for students, parents, educators and especially Mr. Romney to see.

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film notebook threats & promises News of Athens’ Cinema Scene In the current issue of Film Comment, the magazine’s editor, Gavin Smith, has ceded the front-of-book space normally used for his “Editor’s Letter” to the renowned critic and historian Dave Kehr, who has been a contributor to FC for decades and a featured columnist for the past year or so. It’s the first time I can remember anyone but Smith writing on that page, so it’s a notable event, as far as these things go.

The occasion for Kehr’s guest appearance is his advocacy for studios and nonprofit exhibitors to cooperatively enact the provisions of section 108(h) of the Sonny Bono Copyright Terms Extension Act of 1998, which he says could “effectively liberate a huge body of films released between 1923 and 1936 from the indifference of corporate owners who today appear unaware of their existence.” It’s an intriguing proposition: that films not currently being commercially exploited might nonetheless be made available to be seen by the public, and that it is in the shared interest of their owners to facilitate such access.

Kehr also draws a stark picture of the degradation of the film canon by the winnowing process that accompanies advances in home and theatrical exhibition technologies (and a far more cogent picture, I don’t mind admitting, than the one I sketched in this column two weeks ago). “We’re rapidly reaching the point,” he writes, “where only the most famous American feature films—those with the biggest budgets, biggest stars, and

That won’t change much for multiplexes, but art houses that take the studios’ deal will find their programming choices dramatically limited—and those that don’t will either have to come up with $50,000–$75,000 per screen to pay for the conversion themselves or be locked out of titles like The Artist, The Descendants, Midnight in Paris and The Tree of Life—the kinds of films that pay the bills, effectively subsidizing more adventurous bookings. That set of choices is going to result in a lot of art houses becoming a lot less interesting, and a lot more of them ceasing to exist—in fact, it already has.

How does an art house stay an art house in this environment, or even stay in business?

Ciné’s executive director, Gabe Wardell, says the Athens art cinema isn’t currently considering a contract with the studios. He doesn’t think that would work well with the theater’s model, and anyway, he’s not even sure a deal would be offered if Ciné wanted one. Instead, the nonprofit theater will try to finance the conversion on its own through a combination of a major capital campaign and, Wardell hopes, grant funding. There are foundations that want to connect nonprofits with new technology, he says, and that might apply to Ciné’s needs. Another idea that interests him is the possibility that the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences—the organization behind the Oscars and the chief steward of the American film industry’s prestige—might be convinced to enter the fray to

Music News And Gossip Darius Goes Live: Darius Weems, focal point of the much decorated 2005 documentary Darius Goes West, is on the road again as of last week. This time it’s in support of his burgeoning rap career, which has gotten a nice boost courtesy of New South Entertainment.

Weems undertook a year of clinical trials at Johns Hopkins Hospital, and this tour will have him visiting mostly elementary, middle and high schools with a tour finale screening of Darius Goes West to take place at Johns Hopkins on the date of his last clinical trial visit. His single, “Believe,” is now available on iTunes. For the latest news and the story behind Weems and Darius Goes West, both the film and organization, please see www.dariusgoeswest.org.

Total Jamnation: Lefty Hathaway will release his debut album, Shacks, at the Melting Point Wednesday, May 30. If you want a preview of his jam-jazz gumbo, tune in to WUOG 90.5 FM on Tuesday, May 29 at 7 p.m.

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AthFest’s requirements, you will need a festival wristband to attend. There won’t be a cash option at the door). The new group is named Blue Blood, and Morris reports that the live band is comprised of himself, Thayer Sarrano, Jeremy Wheatley, Bain Mattox and Matt Stoessel. The roots of the project, though, lie in the studio recordings conducted by Morris and producer/player Hank Sullivant. The pair recorded all of Blue Blood’s yet-to-be-released record mostly by themselves with Dead Confederate’s Walker Howle and Hardy Morris making guest appearances. I have no real idea what Blue Blood sounds like yet but, given all this information, I can deduce something.

Happy Little Clouds: Happy Happy Birthday to Me Records launched its new streaming media page at Soundcloud.com a couple of weeks ago. Although only a few tracks from the label are posted there right now, you can expect more in the near future. Featured acts with tracks include Tunabunny, Antlered

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The Kid with a Bike, the acclaimed new film from Belgium’s Dardenne brothers, opens Friday, May 25 at Ciné. most Oscar nominations—will remain in active circulation, while almost everything else will remain locked up in the vaults.”

That’s not a far cry from what we might expect to see happening to the first-run exhibition market once 35mm prints are finally and completely replaced by digital cartridges as the major studios’ exclusive distribution medium—a transition Fox has acknowledged it will complete within the next year or two, with the others no doubt close behind. The studios have an agreement with the major theatrical chains, and have been offering terms to independent exhibitors to help finance the expensive projection system conversions.

Those terms are confidential, but most of the arrangements almost certainly include exclusive distribution deals, preventing theaters from screening any films but the ones marketed by the majors and their subsidiaries.

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help independent specialty exhibitors survive. The art house model is “a major part of the moviegoing fabric,” Wardell says. “It’s an important piece of what they do.”

However its digital conversion shakes out, Wardell expects it to make Ciné’s projection capabilities more versatile, not less. He envisions moving the Blu-ray player the theater currently uses to project films digitally to the CinéLab, facilitating much higher-quality screenings in that space. He also expects Ciné to retain its 35mm capability. The fact that the studios won’t be distributing prints doesn’t mean nobody will, and the experience of viewing a film projected from celluloid is about to become—for good or ill—one to be even more avidly sought out and lovingly cherished.

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when he’ll be playing the station’s “Live in the Lobby” show. Local dudes Mama’s Love will open the show at the Melting Point with an acoustic set. Advance tickets are available now via www.meltingpointathens.com. The first 50 people to show up will receive a free download of Shacks. If you dare, head over to www. reverbnation.com/leftyhathaway for more info.

How Soon Is Mao?: Dream poppers pacificUV jetted over to China and Taiwan last week to play shows in Hong Kong and Taipei. This is literally all the information available on these shows. I asked for more details and received none. So, you know, post pics or it didn’t happen, pacificUV. In other news, the band continues to release one free song each month over at www.pacificuv.com and is slated to start recording the follow-up to its album, Weekends, in June. The sessions will happen at Suny Lyons’ Popheart Productions studio.

You can check Lyons’ extensive resume over at www.popheartproductions.com.

Blue’s Clues: Hunter Morris (Gift Horse) has a new band going about the business of being a new band, and it’ll play its debut show Friday, June 22 at the Georgia Theatre. (Note: This is slap in the middle of AthFest and, as per

Auntlord, Woolen Kits, Sourpatch and more.

In sorta related news, Gypsy Farm Records has a treasure chest of tracks available on its Soundcloud page including selections from The Humms, The Ice Creams, Ghost Lights, The Rodney Kings, Shoal Creek Stranglers and others. Why not take a day and listen to everything? Visit HHBTM’s page at www.soundcloud.com/hhbtm-records and check out Gypsy Farm’s collection at www.soundcloud.com/ gypsy-farm-records.

Hey, All You Volunteers of America: Fresh on the heels of the digital release of new album Georgia, Werewolves has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds to facilitate pressing the record on vinyl. Details can be found at www.facebook.com/athenswerewolves. The band’s goal is a modest $1,500, and the campaign will run until June 2.

They’re hoping to have the money raised and the records pressed by the time they head out on the road that same month, the second goal being much more ambitious than the first. You can stream all of Georgia via www.werewolves. bandcamp.com. If you dig it, throw some bucks their way.

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The Strange Boys: Soulful Authenticity “Authentic” is a word

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folks seem to like to use when talking about Austin-based Americana act The Strange Boys. It’s an apt choice, but an odd one, considering it implies that there is some gold-standard predecessor to evaluate them by. In fact, one of the most compelling things about The Strange Boys is their weaving together of genres, running the gamut from R&B to country. In the process, they create a marriage of garage rock, rockabilly and vintage country that, while it isn’t a bona fide specimen of any particular genre, winds up sounding like an awfully authentic artistic expression, born of the members’ mélange of influences.

“Those are our favorite kinds of music to listen to, so naturally they just come together when we play and write,” explains frontman Ryan Sambol. “They go pretty well together; all of them have soul.”

Soul, then, is no small part of what makes The Strange Boys appealing, owing to their soulful interpretations of classic American musical styles and Sambol’s heartfelt lyrics. Infused with quiet musing, even when they sound like rollicking soundtracks to nights at the pool hall, Sambol’s tunes explore such themes as why it might make him happy to hear his friends having sex in the next room (“My friends are having sex in the other room/ Being quiet as they can so as not to be rude/ I smile and fall asleep on the couch so easily/ ‘Cause they love each other, and for some reason that pleases me”) or mulling over the inescapability of the present in a number of ways on The Strange Boys’ latest release, Live Music (“live,” in this case, rhyming with “give,” not “jive).

The emphasis on message in addition to medium is easy to understand coming from a frontman who says that, had he not become a musician, he’d still be playing with words.

“I like books. I’d love to be a professional writer: no music, just words. I’m working on it on the side.” Barring that?

“Maybe a clown?” he says. “Or a dog walker.”

The Strange Boys have fans in other hip, literate, musical types, including fellow Austinite James Eno of Spoon, who produced Live Music. But in spite of the growing interest in his band and breathless praise from the like of Rough Trade Records (“The Strange Boys have provoked excitement and reaction in the Rough Trade offices the likes of which has been unseen since the signing of The Strokes”), Sambol remains

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And if Sambol hopes to garner the same acclaim and popularity as bands like Spoon or The Strokes, he’s keeping it under wraps.

“Well, we’ll have to see,” he says of The Strange Boys’ future. “We’re not worried about it. It’s a pretty slim chance [that we’ll become a household name]. We’re just happy to make records. We’re not really looking for the cover of magazines.”

Sambol’s persona reflects this sentiment. Though concise and plainspoken in conversation and seemingly uninterested in celebrity, he plays and sings with gusto both on recordings and in his live performances. He leaves the lasting impression of a man dedicated to his craft and relatively uninterested in most of the trappings that come along with it. And whether you’re talking about a writer, a musician or an artist of any kind, it’s tough to find a quality more authentic than that.

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this time next year, you could own a maximum of $10,000 in any 12-month period. share in the success of your favorite However, the SEC is in the process of reviewartists. On April 5, 2012, President ing the JOBS Act and will issue additional Obama signed into law the Jumpstart our rules and regulations at some point in the Business Startups Act, or JOBS Act. At next year (they have until Jan. 1, 2013), at least partially inspired by the popularity of which point the JOBS Act will go into effect. “crowd-funding” websites like Kickstarter and While the JOBS Act has sparked exciteIndiegogo, the JOBS Act encourages creative ment in the music industry, not everyone is funding of privately owned small businesses comfortable with the changes in securities by significantly easing existing securities regulations. Detractors view the exceptions regulations, and enabling entrepreneurs of created by the JOBS Act as an opportunity for all stripes to raise venture capital by offering scam artists to prey on unwitting individuals. shares to the general public.

Crowd-funding—which occurs when individuals pool together their financial resources in order to fund projects they care about— is a popular method for funding creative ventures. Recently, Amanda Palmer, former bandleader of The Dresden Dolls, raised over $360,000 in a mere 48 hours via Kickstarter, shattering the previous Kickstarter record for music fundraising, and fully funding Palmer’s next album and tour.

Kickstarter will always serve a purpose in the entertainment industry, but for artists lacking the worldwide acclaim of an Amanda Palmer, it can be difficult to raise significant capital using its existing platform. Kickstarter operates on a donation model. Artists offer fans a series of “rewards” that correspond to various donation levels.

While many of those rewards are nice ($500 for a performance by the band in your living room, for example), they are nevertheless Amanda Palmer basically tokens of appreciation— the equivalent of National Public Radio’s free tote bag. Once the JOBS Act takes Although as noted above, the JOBS Act does effect, artists will have the opportunity to place some restrictions on how much an indiactually sell shares in the success of a given vidual can invest in a given year, it is unclear project, thereby giving fans an opportunity to what sort of oversight there will be on the either prosper or perish along with the artist. process.

Compared to existing securities regulations, Another concern over the JOBS Act is how the JOBS Act is a verifiable game changer. exactly artists soliciting investments will With only a handful of narrow exceptions, account to their investors. If individuals are existing securities regulations prevent entreinvesting in the work of an artist with an preneurs from offering returns on investments expectation of a return on that investment, unless the investment opportunity, or “secuthen a fiduciary relationship has been crerity,” has been filed with the Securities and ated and the artist is subject to certain duties Exchange Commission (SEC) and the investor imposed by law, the breach of which could is properly “accredited” (i.e., wealthy enough result in messy lawsuits that could effectively to bear the risk of investing). Not surprisingly, end a promising career before it even begins. the cost of proper registration with the SEC is After all, if Kickstarter entrepreneurs already fairly high, especially where an entrepreneur have a reputation for not mailing out the seeks to offer shares to investors located in rewards they promise, then imagine how difmultiple states. And as an added bonus, if you ficult it will be for them to issue accurate don’t file your securities, you may be subject accountings and dividends to what could be to civil and criminal penalties. thousands of investors.

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mixtape wars Opening Tracks: Ireland vs. Ward First impressions are often lasting impressions, and the opening track on an album can set the mood for the rest of your listening experience. The opener can reel you in, turn you off or surprise you… Of course, that’s all assuming you are oldschool and actually listen to an album from beginning to end, as it was intended. Shuffling aside, local musicians Jake Ward (of garage rock band Eureka, California) and Emiliegh Ireland (of psychedelic-folk group Helen Scott) offer their mixtapes of favorite firsts. I suppose the real challenge here is deciding which opener to open with! And what will the flow be like on a mixtape comprised entirely of beginnings? Visit Flagpole. com to stream this and all previous Mixtape Wars. As a point of reference, we’ve included the name of the album each song opens in parentheses after the track title. First things first… let’s get started.

Emileigh Ireland’s Mixtape 1. “Futile Devices” by Sufjan Stevens (Age of Adz) Why Emileigh Ireland picked this track: One of my favorite songs is The Beatles’ “Her Majesty.” It’s light and short, yet still has time to lyrically arc a stolid bittersweetness into hope.

“Futile Devices” feels like that song almost in reverse, ending itself and beginning the album with a hopeless sigh.

Jake Ward’s reaction: Webster’s defines an opener as “a person or thing that opens.”

Well, this track does just that, Emileigh Ireland and I like his phrasing.

2. “Second Hand News” by Fleetwood Mac (Rumours) EI: The vacillation of the bemoaning plea, “Won’t you… let me do my stuff?” against the ending round of, “I’m just secondhand news,” beautifully sets up the entire album of conflicting perceptions clouded by emotion. Also, every time this album comes on, I get the urge to go on a road trip into the mid-afternoon sun.

JW: I had a feeling after I saw you walk home with Rumours that this would show up. Good call, though there is nothing more disturbing than picturing Lindsey Buckingham laying in the tall grass doing his “stuff.”

3. “Crimson & Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells (Crimson & Clover) EI: This album, this song, brings me right to the moment I knew I was moving to Athens. I was visiting for spring break, the morning was as fresh as the coffee, and nothing ever felt so right as those first six tremolo strums.

JW: “Hey, what rhymes with clover?” “Over?” “OK, that’ll work.” And thus, this powerhouse of a song was born. So simple and so perfect.

4. “No Reply” by The Beatles (Beatles for Sale) EI: This album was my jam at age nine. I think it’s interesting how this song still resonates, even though the technology we use to ascertain that information has changed.

JW: This is my favorite Beatles opener after “It Won’t be Long.” I’ll argue that this has one of the best bridges out of any song.

5. “Sentimental Journey” by Esquivel (Space Age Bachelor Pad Music) EI: Instrumental break! Esquivel’s brand of space-age bachelor pad music is so lush. And it’s hard to be in a bad mood when there’s such pleasant whistling.

JW: I am loving Esquivel! He’s like the Mexican half brother of Jack Nitzsche, but instead of studying surf culture, he was glued to the TV writing jingles in his head.

6. “Care of Cell 44” by The Zombies (Odessey and Oracle) EI: Whenever it was that I first heard this song, I assumed the story line was from a female perspective about her man

in prison, despite the clearly male vocals. It wasn’t anything I really thought about. Not in the hundreds of times I’d probably listened through the album. Then one day, my eyes opened. I realized my initial prejudice, to assume those gender roles, was clearly absurd. This is what art can do.

JW: This is without a doubt the most infectious song to have ever been written about prison. Colin Blunstone’s vocals are fantastic. The Beach Boys/Beatles influences are obvious, but The Zombies create something entirely their own.

7. “Stereo” by Pavement (Brighten the Corners) EI: A literary group I was in, in college, played a word wit game we called “Nuncle.” This involves repurposing quotes, characters, incidences and so on from literature or pop culture into conversation and responding with another repurposed quip. This album feels like a game of Nuncle. To the phrase,“Hi ho, Silver, ride,” I say, “Genius.”

JW: Everybody always mentions the line about Geddy Lee, but really, the gem here is the opening line: “Pigs. They tend to wiggle when they walk.” Perhaps the best opening line ever?

8. “Speed of Life” by David Bowie (Low) EI: Another instrumental. Given my penchant for music of the 1960s, I’m almost surprised that Low is my go-to David Bowie album. I find it entrancing, though. Sometimes the first phrase of this song will get stuck in my head in a loop. I don’t mind.

JW: I never owned Low, and I feel like maybe I’m missing out. I guess it’s time to go buy Low. 9. “Metronomic Underground” by Stereolab (Emperor Tomato Ketchup) EI: The dueling female vocals that often wind their way through the spacey

lines and noise make Emperor Tomato Ketchup such a bright album.

There’s enough going on, where it could easily be a bit of an incoherent mess, but they seem to keep it tight, effortlessly.

JW: This reminds me a of a Cure song in the way that it just layers and layers and layers. After listening to this, I am exhausted—but in the best way.

10. “Terrapin” by Syd Barrett (The Madcap Laughs) EI: Contrary to how difficult and stressful the recording sessions are said to have been, Madcap Laughs has often been my go-to album for closing out these relaxed languid evenings that seem to happen more and more often as the weather warms and summer approaches. What a way to end the day… and begin an album.

JW: Before going completely off the deep end, Barrett crafts this beautiful, sparse, haunting pop song. How nice of you, Syd.

Jake Ward’s Mixtape 1. “Begin” by Lambchop (I Hope You’re Sitting Down) JW: “Men can do nothing without the make-believe of a beginning.” —George Eliot EI: I saw Lambchop at Merge XX. It was my favorite performance of the fest. I love the cadence of his voice in this song.

2. “Mathilde” by Scott Walker (Scott) JW: After leaving the Walker Brothers, Scott starts his debut album with this Jacques Brel song. Throw in some horns for good measure, and it’s a solid opener.

EI: The opening trumpet phrase is such a great attention getter! The orchestration throughout gives this song such a drive, but it’s the horns, I think, that make this song really pop.

3. “Death on Two Legs” by Queen (A Night at the Opera) JW: This song showcases everything great about Queen and how there will never be another Queen.

EI: Queen is such a great anthem band. Both this and the previous songs feel so theatrical in their scope. With Queen in particular, the call and response between Freddie and the chorus at parts remind me of the chorus of classic Greek theater.

4. “Ana Ng” by They Might be Giants (Lincoln) JW: What better way to open an album than with a perfect pop song.

EI: The transition into this song is really great. I almost put this song on my mix! One of my favorite parts of this song is the phone call recording “I don’t want the world/ I just want your half.”

5. “Like a Fool” by Superchunk (Foolish) JW: A slow Superchunk song? Mac hitting a falsetto? Yes and yes. It’s the obvious setup for Foolish.

EI: Nice. I like the slower tempo of this opener. The high note when he sings “fool” reminds me, pleasantly, of the Doobie Brothers’ “What a Fool Believes.”

6. “Pretty Green” by The Jam (Sound Affects) JW: The bass recalls “Swingtown,” and it’s a standout for being the most stereotypical Jam track on the most un-stereotypical Jam album.

EI: The bass line here is so funky. This song sounds like it would be fun to rock out to live in theater. I can totally get behind The Jam. 7. “21st Century Schizoid Man” by King Crimson (In the Court of the Crimson King) JW: There is something to be said for the “epic opener.” And this has something for everyone—fake wind sounds at the start, long, drawn-out instrumentals and anti-Vietnam imagery.

EI: I’m so glad this song is on here! King Crimson has been one of those bands people have told me for years that I’d like, but I just haven’t gotten around to listening to their albums yet. I think this is the final push I needed.

8. “Invaders” by Iron Maiden (The Number of the Beast) JW: I’ll never forget knowing nothing about Iron Maiden, buying Number of the Beast, putting this on and just being blown away. Also, I can’t think of another band that consistently hits it out of the park with their openers.

EI: This song reminds me of my older brother; he’s always Jake Ward been into a bit heaver music than I, and, as I recall, he went through an Iron Maiden phase. The shredding! The vocals remind me of David Lee Roth.

9. “I Confess” by The English Beat (Special Beat Service) JW: I think this is the best song The Beat ever recorded.

Everything about this song is firing on all cylinders. The hooks, the piano, Wakeling’s voice, Saxa’s sax, the lyrics. I don’t care what follows; I’m sold.

EI: All right! Another song with a strong horn line. This is an ideal song to dance alone in your room to. Which is maybe something I did while listening to this.

10. “Baba O’Riley” by The Who (Who’s Next) JW: I’m not really going to break new ground on why this song is amazing, but let me end by saying fuck you, BTO, for ripping this off for your stupid song.

EI: This is such a great synth line, and I keep wanting to pump my fist every time he says, “teenage wasteland.” I was reading the Wikipedia page for The Who a few weeks ago, and I thought it was interesting that Keith Moon was the one who thought of adding the violin towards the end. It’s an awesome tempo change.

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WHAT’S HAPPENING THIS WEEK

Memorial Day DeadlinE: The deadline for getting listed in the Calendar will be Thursday, May 24 at 5 p.m. for the issue of May 30. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Tuesday 22 CLASSES: Intro to PowerPoint (Oconee County Library) Topics include parts of a PowerPoint window, creating a presentation, inserting pictures and spreadsheets and more. Registration required.

11–12:30 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 EVENTS: Rainbow Singles Meetup (Go Bar) A social mixer for single LGBTQ people to meet new friends or someone special.

All guests will receive a free ticket to Eargasm Open Mic erotica and poetry reading after the mixer at 8 p.m. Starts at 7 p.m. $5. 706-5465609 EVENTS: CASA Volunteer Orientation (Children First Office) Help neglected and abused children by volunteering for Court Appointed Special Advocates program (CASA).

6–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-1922, www.childrensfirst-inc.org FILM: Bad Movie Night (Ciné) A former commando turned newspaper reporter hunts a diabolical British pimp who preys on street kids in Streets of Rage. 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/badmovienight GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways.

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GAMES: Trivia (Shane’s Rib Shack) (College Station) Every Tuesday! 7 p.m. 706-543-0050 GAMES: Trivia (Chango’s Asian Kitchen) Learn facts, eat noodles.

Every Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706546-0015 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub ) All three Athens locations of Locos Grill and Pub (Westside, Eastside and Harris St.) feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Enjoy a morning of stories, songs and crafts. For kids ages 2–5 and their caregivers. Every Tuesday. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Toddler Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. Tuesdays & Wednesdays, 9:30 & 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES AND LIT: Special Collections Library Tour (UGA Russell Library) Explore interactive kiosks with access to oral history interviews, historical film, video and sound recordings. Look for familiar faces from the state’s political history in Art Rosenbaum’s mural, “Doors.”

Every Tuesday. 2 p.m. FREE! 706542-8079 MEETINGS: Great Decisions Group Discussion (ACC Library) Great Decisions is a national program that encourages learning about global issues. Participants read articles and meet weekly to discuss issues. Tuesdays. 7 p.m. $20 (for discussion book). 706-613-3650

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MEETINGS: ADDA Board Meeting (ADDA Office) Meeting of the Athens Downtown Development Authority. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-353-1421 MEETINGS: CCSD Budget Hearing (Gaines Elementary School) The Clarke-County school district holds a public budget hearing. Visit website for details. 6–7 p.m. FREE! www. clarke.k12.ga.us OUTDOORS: Golden Sneakers Walking Club (Lay Park) A fitness program for senior adults to get active, stay fit and have fun.

Participants can set their own speed and walk and talk with other seniors during an invigorating stroll around the park and other designated routes. Call to register. 10 a.m. $3–5. 706-613-3596 SPORTS: Street Hockey (YMCA) Street Hockey (on foot, no blades) for all skill levels. Every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30 p.m. FREE! athensfloorhockey@gmail.com

Wednesday 23 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour of highlights from the permanent collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www. georgiamuseum.org EVENTS: Wine Tasting (Hilltop Grille) Tasting of Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris and Pinot Blanc. Light appetizers provided. 6–7:30 p.m. $10.

706-353-7667 EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (City Hall/College Avenue) An afternoon market featuring local and

Terry Rowlett’s paintings are on display at Ciné, May 25 through June 20. sustainable produce, meats, eggs, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music. Every Wednesday through the end of October. 4–7 p.m.

FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Hotel Indigo) (Madison Bar & Bistro Courtyard) Drink and food specials for you and your (wellbehaved) dog! Every Wednesday.

5-7 p.m. www.indigoathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie) (Five Points location) Open your piehole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706850-7424 GAMES: Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102

GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Movie Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Hosted by Jeremy Dyson. 9 p.m. Facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Test your knowledge every Wednesday. 8 p.m. (Baldwin St. & Broad St. locations). 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 KIDSTUFF: Light the Night (ACC Library) Make pretty paper lanterns to light the night or to beautify your space. Some lanterns will hold a candle and some can be put over strings of lights. Ages 11–18. 4-5 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650

KIDSTUFF: Summer Reading Program Kickoff (Madison County Library) Check out the books on the summer reading list with magician Keith Karnok. 2 p.m. FREE! 706795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Summer Reading Program Storytime (Madison County Library) Check out the books on the summer reading list. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Toddler Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. Tuesdays & Wednesdays, 9:30 & 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Todd Key’s Flying Debris Extravaganza Jugglepalooza (Oconee County Library) A show full of juggling, circus skills, a little magic, comedy and reading encouragement. 3 p.m. FREE! 706769-3950

Thursday 24 ART: Drawing in the Galleries (Georgia Museum of Art) Open hours for visitors to sketch in the galleries using graphite or colored pencils. 5–8 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org EVENTS: Reiki Circle (Healing Arts Centre) A Japanese massage technique for stress reduction, relaxation and healing. Every Thursday. 7–8 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-3386843 GAMES: Trivia (The Volstead) Every Thursday! 7:30-9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays &

Thursday, May 24 & Friday, May 25

Patterson Hood and the Downtown Rumblers

Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Special Olympics Bowling (Showtime Bowl) For individuals with cognitive disabilities ages 21 & up. Call to register and to obtain a medical form. Thursdays, 4:30–6 p.m. $3.75/game. 706-5481028 KIDSTUFF: Pajama Storytime (Madison County Library) Bring your pajama-clad kids in for a set of stories and a bedtime snack. 7–8 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Summer Reading Performance Series: Storytelling Concert (Clarke Central High School) Storytelling and music with the staff of the Children’s Area of the ACC Library.

10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Teen Cartoon Illustrators Club (Lyndon House Arts Center) Work on your favorite style of cartoon with other young artists and discuss recent drawings and characters. Pizza and soda included!

Every other Thursday. Call for more information. Ages 12 & older. 5:30– 7:30 p.m. $5. 706-613-3623 MEETINGS: CCSD Budget Hearing (CCSD Administrative Office) The Clarke County School District holds a public budget hearing. Visit website for details. 6–7 p.m. FREE! www. clarke.k12.ga.us MEETINGS: Clarke County Democratic Committee Meeting (Athens Clarke Heritage Foundation) This month’s meeting includes the election of a new CCDC chair and the revision of bylaws. All interested persons welcome. 6 p.m.

FREE! 706-202-7515, ccdc.communications@gmail.com SPORTS: Street Hockey (YMCA) Street Hockey (on foot, no blades) for all skill levels. Every Tuesday and

Thursday. 6:30 p.m. FREE! athensfloorhockey@gmail.com

Friday 25 ART: Opening Reception (Ciné) For “Terra Infirma,” paintings by former Athenian Terry Rowlett. 6–8 p.m.

FREE! www.athenscine.com. See image on p. 16.

LECTURES AND LIT: Marco Polo Arts Magazine (Avid Bookshop) The online publication Marco Polo Arts Magazine features international contributors, but there’s nothing like local talent. Athens-based writers, including Jeff Fallis, Brian Hitselberger and Gwenn Carter, and artists read literature aloud in celebration of the magazine. 7–8 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com PERFORMANCE: Athens Cabaret Showgirls (Go Bar) A unique drag show featuring performances by local drag artists. 10 p.m. 706546-5609 PERFORMANCE: Disgruntled Fumes Revisited (The Globe) Actress Stephanie Astalos-Jones returns with her show, Disgruntled Fumes Revisited, a one-woman, 10-character, tongue-in-cheek salute to the poetry slam. 8 p.m. $10. 706353-4721

Saturday 26 ART: Color Blockprinting Workshop (The Loft Art Supplies) Learn how to create an image using relief printmaking techniques.

Includes materials. 1–4 p.m. $45. www.loftartsupply.com ART: Closing Reception (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Closing reception for the artwork of Julia Allen and

Andy Tennille

KIDSTUFF: Full Bloom Storytime (Full Bloom Center) Interactive storytime led by local storytellers who love reading to children. Open to all ages. 4 p.m. $3 (suggested donation). 706-353-3373, www. fullbloomparent.com LECTURES AND LIT: Community Snapshot: Is It Time to Sell Mom and Dad’s Home?

(ACC Library) Join the Boomers: Reflecting, Sharing, Learning for information from Laura Leiden, associate broker at Keller Williams Realty Greater Athens, on making decisions about healthy living conditions for older parents. 12:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 MEETINGS: Get to Know the Candidate (Aromas) Allison Wright, a candidate for the District 4 seat on the Athens-Clarke County Commission, hosts an informal, informational gathering. 5–8 p.m.

FREE! www.aromaswinebar.com

Melting Point Patterson Hood may have dedicated most of his time and effort to fronting and guiding the Drive-By Truckers Patterson Hood through a roller-coaster of musical adventures over the last 12 years, but he loves to tangle with other musicians on various side projects as well. This year, while tracking his forthcoming solo record, Heat Lightning Rumbles in the Distance (due in September), he formed an Athens-centric backing band called the Downtown Rumblers.

“The Truckers winded things down this spring and took a much-needed hiatus,” Hood says. “The Downtown Rumblers is mostly Athens folks who are involved with the solo album. We’re doing a few shows to get warmed up for the official release.”

The Rumblers include three of his Truckers bandmates—drummer Brad Morgan, pedal steel guitarist John Neff and keyboardist Jay Gonzalez—along with studio wiz and bassist David Barbe, cellist Jacob Morris and multi-instrumentalist Claire Campbell (of Hope for Agoldensummer).

“Heat Lightning Rumbles in the Distance is very piano-based, so Jay is a heavy hitter on it,” Hood says. “I can’t play piano, so I just kind of play the general idea of a song on the guitar for him, and we build it around what he does. More than half of the record is like that.”

Last month, Hood and an abbreviated version of the Downtown Rumblers taped a Mountain Stage session in Charleston, WV. It aired on public radio on May 4. The full band will play a double header at the Melting Point this week.

“I can’t take everyone on the road with me for shows, but they will all be there for these gigs in Athens,” Hood says. “Jacob played quite a few shows with me and my dad this spring. Jacob is a phenomenal player. Claire will be back in town, so she’s playing some guitar and banjo, and she’ll sing, too. It’s great to have her up there. I told her to play and do whatever she liked. I love her playing, and I’m a huge fan of Hope for Agoldensummer. It’s good to get to play with Neff again, too. I’m a serial collaborator, so I love playing with all of these guys.” [T. Ballard Lesemann]

Stephanie Blair. 6 p.m. FREE! www. flickertheatreandbar.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts.

Live music at every market. Every Saturday through mid-December. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (Oconee County Courthouse) Fresh produce, meats and other farm products. Every Saturday. 8 a.m.–1 p.m. www.oconeecountyobservations. blogspot.com PERFORMANCE: Americans and Paris (Madison-Morgan Cultural Center) The opening night of the 10th annual Madison Chamber Music Festival features American roots music, the French musical artistry of Debussy and Franck and the classic American music of Gershwin and Bernstein. Performances from Atlanta Symphony Orchestra’s music director Robert Spano, soprano Jessica Rivera, David Coucheron, Christopher Rex and more. 7:30 p.m. $5–25. 706-342-4743, www. mmcc-arts.org

Sunday 27 GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Every Sunday! Hosted by Evan Delany. First place wins $50 and second place wins $25. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.thecapitalroom.com GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Southwest Café) “Brewer’s Inquisition,” trivia hosted by Chris Brewer every Sunday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-3546655, www.buffaloscafe.com/athens GAMES: Trivia Sundays (Blind Pig Tavern) At the West Broad location. 6 p.m. 706-208-7979 KIDSTUFF: Tween Time (Madison County Library) Funky arts and crafts for tweens ages 8–12. Call to pre-register. 4 p.m. FREE! 706795-5597 PERFORMANCE: Classic City Band (The Morton Theatre) The oldest continuously functioning community band in Georgia plays a selection of marches, jazz, pop, show tunes and classical. Readings by a Navy veteran and flag presentation by JROTC will honor veterans of all wars. 4 p.m. FREE! www.mortontheatre.com

Monday 28 CLASSES: Tai Chi and Qigong (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Practice Tai Chi and Qigong in the garden. Taught by instructor Carl Lindberg. 2 p.m. $10–12/class. hukungfu@gmail.com EVENTS: Memorial Day (Memorial Park) Come out for children’s activities, inflatables, music, concessions and much more. 12–3 p.m. FREE! www.athensclarkecounty.com/ memorial GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes!

Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Every Monday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706543-8997 GAMES: Rock and Roll Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Get a team together, drink beer and show off your extensive music knowledge every Monday night! Hosted by Jonathan Thompson. 9 p.m. FREE! www.myspace.com/littlekingsshuffleclub KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Snuggle in your jammies and listen to bedtime stories. Every Monday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-6133650

Tuesday 29 EVENTS: Film Athens: Get Exposed! (Highwire Lounge) A quarterly networking event for local film industry professionals and supporters of local film, media and commercial production to meet and discuss current projects and opportunities and catch up on local film happenings. Snacks provided.

6–8:30 p.m. FREE! www.filmathens. net GAMES: Trivia (Shane’s Rib Shack) (College Station) Every Tuesday! 7 p.m. 706-543-0050 GAMES: Flicker Poker Night (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Fourth Tuesday of each month. 8:30 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub ) All three Athens locations of Locos Grill and Pub (Westside, Eastside and Harris St.) feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia (Chango’s Asian Kitchen) Learn facts, eat noodles.

Every Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706546-0015 GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways.

Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 KIDSTUFF: Little STEM Scientists (Madison County Library) Conduct fun experiments and learn how real-world scientists, engineers and farmers use technology and math.

All ages; under 6 accompanied by an adult. 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-7955597 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Enjoy a morning of stories, songs and crafts. For kids ages 2–5 and their caregivers. Every Tuesday. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Toddler Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. Tuesdays & Wednesdays, 9:30 & 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Garner Haven (Madison County Library) Learn video game programming tricks and tips from a 20-year-old game programmer and play online Xbox games. Ages 12–18. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 LECTURES AND LIT: Special Collections Library Tour (UGA Russell Library) Explore interactive kiosks with access to oral history interviews, historical film, video and sound recordings. Look for familiar faces from the state’s political history in Art Rosenbaum’s mural, “Doors.”

Every Tuesday. 2 p.m. FREE! 706542-8079 LECTURES AND LIT: Lunchtime Learning: Healthy Lifestyle and the Paths to Fitness (ACC Library) Fitness expert Claire Lamkin of St. Mary’s Wellness Center discusses how fitness affects our health. Feel free to bring a lunch to this 45-minute program. 12:15 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 OUTDOORS: Golden Sneakers Walking Club (Lay Park) A fitness program for senior adults to get active, stay fit and have fun.

Participants can set their own speed and walk and talk with other seniors during an invigorating stroll around the park and other designated routes. Call to register. 10 a.m. $3–5. 706-613-3596 PERFORMANCE: Joke-a-Go-Go (Go Bar) Come see local yuksters sharpening their skills, blundering

first-timers and traveling pros at this comedy open mic hosted by Nate Mitchell. Last Tuesday of the month.

9 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. 706546-5609 SPORTS: Street Hockey (YMCA) Street Hockey (on foot, no blades) for all skill levels. Every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30 p.m. FREE! athensfloorhockey@gmail.com

Wednesday 30 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour of highlights from the permanent collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www. georgiamuseum.org ART: Closing Reception (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) For paintings by Erin McIntosh. The bar will be open and hors d’oeuvres will be served. 5–6 p.m. FREE! www.heirloomathens.com CLASSES: Wireless for Beginners (Oconee County Library) Learn about wireless terminology and what is needed to set up Wi-Fi at home.

Topics include wireless printing, hotspots and security. Registration required. 5–6 p.m. FREE! 706-7693950 EVENTS: Cheese & Beer Tasting (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Greendale Farm Artisanal presents samples of four cheeses and four beers. Reservations required. 6–7 p.m. $15. 706-354-7901 EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Hotel Indigo) (Madison Bar & Bistro Courtyard) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog!

Every Wednesday. 5-7 p.m. www. indigoathens.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (City Hall/College Avenue) An afternoon market featuring local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market.

Every Wednesday through the end of October. 4–7 p.m. FREE! www. athensfarmersmarket.net GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie) (Five Points location) Open your piehole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706850-7424 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night.

8 p.m. (Baldwin St. & Broad St. locations). 706-548-3442 KIDSTUFF: Toddler Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. Tuesdays & Wednesdays, 9:30 & 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Knee-High Naturalists (Sandy Creek Nature Center) A program of age-appropriate nature exploration, animal encounters, hikes and crafts. For parents and children. Every other Wednesday.

3:30–4:30 p.m. $24. 706-613-3515, www.athensclarkecounty.com/sandycreeknaturecenter KIDSTUFF: Hector Snector, Dream Inspector (Madison County Library) Professional storyteller, educator, actor and writer k continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! Barry Stewart Mann performs. 2 p.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Big Bad, Little Red Pig Puppet Show (Oconee County Library) The Big Bad Wolf is working double-time in this twisted tangle of tales. Two childhood favorites have been cleverly mixed together with just one Big Bad Wolf to share. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Full Bloom Storytime (Full Bloom Center) Interactive storytime led by local storytellers who love reading to children. Open to all ages. 4 p.m. $3 (suggested donation). 706-353-3373, www. fullbloomparent.com KIDSTUFF: Nocturnal Storytime (Madison County Library) Find out who stays up late! 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Coffeehouse and Talent Show (Oconee County Library) Teens can come drink coffee, read books and spend time with friends. There will be a talent show with prizes. Snacks and coffee provided. Ages 11-18. 6-8 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 LECTURES AND LIT: Oconee Democrats Book Group (Piccolo’s Italian Steak House) A discussion on The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot.

7 p.m. FREE! patricia.priest@yahoo. com

Down the Line ART: Artists’ Reception 5/31 (Lyndon House Arts Center) For “Float,” an exhibit of honeypots and photography by Creighton Cutts and artwork of various media by members of the Visual Arts Guild.

Featuring live jazz from Chip McDaniel. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706613-3623 EVENTS: Reiki Circle 5/31 (Healing Arts Centre) A Japanese massage technique for stress reduction, relaxation and healing. Every Thursday.

7–8 p.m. Donations accepted. 706338-6843 GAMES: Special Olympics Bowling 5/31 (Showtime Bowl) For individuals with cognitive disabilities ages 21 & up. Call to register and to obtain a medical form.

Thursdays, 4:30–6 p.m. $3.75/ game. 706-548-1028 KIDSTUFF: Summer Reading Performance Series: Music and Puppets 5/31 (Clarke Central High School) Entertainment from local puppeteer and ventriloquist David Osborne. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706613-3650 SPORTS: Street Hockey 5/31 (YMCA) Street Hockey (on foot, no blades) for all skill levels. Every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30 p.m.

FREE! athensfloorhockey@gmail. com

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 22 Flicker Theatre & Bar 5–6:30 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar.com RAND LINES Local jazz musician Lines will be playing a happy hour solo piano set every Tuesday in May! Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $12. www.georgiatheatre.com LUCERO Hailing from Memphis, Lucero’s hometown influence really shows in its Southern-charged rock and roll.

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DEAD CONFEDERATE Local rock heroes offer a moody, dark weaving of Southern rock and grunge.

On the rooftop! 11 p.m. $2. www.georgiatheatre.com KITE TO THE MOON Local band led by Timi Conley and featuring a stimulating live show with jubilant, rowdy pop music. Event is rain or shine—in case of inclement weather the event will be moved to the balcony or main room.

TAYROCKS Special guest opener.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee. com IKE STUBBLEFIELD AND FRIENDS Soulful R&B artist Ike Stubblefield is a Hammond B3 virtuoso who cut his teeth backing Motown legends like the Four Tops, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye.

Featuring Seth Hendershot on drums. Every Tuesday!

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. $3. www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DEAD DOG Triumphant homecoming show celebrating the re-release of their debut album on Mike Turner’s This Will Be Our Summer Records.

DAFFODIL Reunited! This local trio plays hard-hitting, noisy rock.

LITTLE MASTER Frank Black-style pop punk.

IN TENTS New jams from Christopher Ingham.

DJ LOZO Spinning punk rock!

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com GRAYSON CAPPS & THE LOST CAUSE MINSTRELS Prepare to be enthralled by “stinging tales of the Southern Gothic.” Capps writes rootsy, Southern rock with poetic, storytelling lyrics and a lot of soul.

The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 23 Athens City Hall Athens Farmers Market. 5 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net MARION MONTGOMERY AND RANDOM ROOSTERS Local act offers bluesy guitar picking.

Caledonia Lounge 8:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18+). www. caledonialounge.com RUNAWAY SUN Celebrating the release of their sophomore album, Let’s Run, this band combines elements of country and rock with jazzinfluenced drums and bluesy bass.

MATT JOINER Local guitarist draws inspiration from blues and classic rock.

RICK FOWLER BAND Local act led by guitarist Rick Fowler (Lonely White Boys, Ralph Roddenbery, etc.) specializes in a classic sort of British blues rock.

Farm 255 8 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com CALEB DARNELL Member of The Darnell Boys and Bellyache sings the blues.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com LES RAQUET Proficient rock trio from Brooklyn with three-part harmonies, melodic hooks and some funky jam breaks.

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Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $15. www.georgiatheatre.com TRIVIUM This contemporary metal band is celebrating their fifth fulllength album In Waves, which encompasses boundary-defying music, moods, movement and visuals.

DEAD TO THE WORLD Successful Atlantan metal five-piece band that dabbles in hardcore and thrash, but maintains an early Lamb of God groove.

SAVAGIST Impressive Athens metal band featuring the fine folks from punk/metal bands 300 Cobras, Hot Breath and The Dumps.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 CATANISE MILHAS New project featuring members of Save Grand Canyon.

THE LAST TYCOON Local act plays rockin’ indie Americana COWBOY MALOGNE No info available.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. $3. www.hendershotscoffee.com ADAM KLEIN & THE WILD FIRES Local country-folk and Americana singer-songwriter will play at Hendershot’s every Wednesday in May! Each evening Adam Klein & the Wild Fires will perform a different original album in its entirety.

Tonight he performs as Lassine Koyate featuring songs off Malian Mande meets American roots album Dugu Wolo.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $20. www.meltingpointathens. com KETCH & CRITTER Founding members of Old Crow Medicine Show play an authentically country, homegrown set.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

The Winery 7–11 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0095 LOUIS PHILLIP PELOT Local singer-songwriter performs solo folk and country. Every Wednesday.

Thursday 24 Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www.40watt.com NORMA RAE This local four-piece plays soulful, distinctively Southern Americana.

JUNKER Local band with guitar, bass, harmonica, pedal steel, saxophone and drums.

PYLES Two ukuleles and sweet, rootsy harmonies.

DePalma’s Italian Cafe 7:30 p.m. FREE! www.depalmasitaliancafe.com (Timothy Rd. location) BREATHLANES Athens musical collective playing organic, atmospheric improv.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com STRANGE BOYS Psychedelic Southern garage-rock based out of Austin. See story on p. 13.

WILLIAM TYLER Appalachian drone intertwined with ambient noise.

NEW MADRID Echoing, Americana vocals and swift, proficient guitar plucks.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com IN TENTS Synth-driven electronica.

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Sourpatch, Antlered Aunt Lord Caledonia Lounge Living in Athens, you risk being spoiled by all the solid pop acts passing through. Even for the committed, it can be overwhelming—like buying a boxset of your favorite band with hours of bonus material. Take the time, though, and the you’ll be rewarded: a few nights spent at venues downtown—like a few hours in front of the stereo—will turn up unexpected treasure.

San Jose’s Sourpatch is one of these gems, stopping in without fanfare, like a brilliant Sourpatch B-side, offering a haunting mix of the familiar and the unknown. A new album, Stagger & Fade, is out on local label Happy Happy Birthday to Me. It offers tender vocals against a fuzzy backdrop and a slinky guitar winding slyly through the mix like Stephen Malkmus on a Pavement reissue. With a few PopFest appearances under their belt, the members of Sourpatch aren’t exactly strangers to Athens. Not that the link doesn’t still seem a bit strange.

“How did that happen?” muses member Rich Gutierrez. “We met a friend on one of our first tours in Seattle who was on Happy Birthday with his old band, Patience Please. I guess they really liked us and mentioned us to Mike [Turner, of HHBTM],” Gutierrez says over the phone, from on top of “a big hill.” The conversation is interrupted occasionally by planes flying overhead.

The coincidence doesn’t seem too far-fetched, given the bandmembers’ concerns.

“Most of us are pretty active in our local scene: we all play in other bands; we all book shows. We’ve always been really interested in going on tour.” The stop in Athens comes a quarter of the way through a six-week trip, the band’s longest yet. Other towns are on the roster, each with its own odd connections. But those who catch the band this time around can forge their own. [Marshall Yarbrough]

ANTLERED ANTLORD Fuzz-pop guitar/drums duo featuring featuring local producer and songwriter Jesse Stinnard.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $5. www.georgiatheatre.com DODD FERRELLE Former Tinfoil Stars frontman and longtime Athenian Dodd Ferrelle pours heart and soul into his sweeping ballads and alt-country rockers.

EFREN Efren has electrified their indie-folk sound into a new Americana rock show with thick guitars and reminiscences of long nights in bars.

STILL SMALL VOICE & THE JOYFUL NOISE Local band plays garage-rock spirituals.

VESPOLINA Baroque pop-rock band featuring lush arrangements and clever wordplay, fronted by Daniel Aaron.

The Globe 10 p.m. 706-353-4721 GYPSY SIDESHOW Music soaked in the roots of Americana and world genres.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. $5. www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub BURNS LIKE FIRE Iron-livered pretty boys who play stewed ‘n’ screwed punk rock.

YOUR FAVORITE HERO Melodic, lyrically driven poppy punk band from Knoxville, TN. THUNDERCHIEF Local act with a West Coast punk sound.

TRIANGLE FIRE Local crust-punk band.

KATËR MASS Local melodic punk band influenced by acts like Propagandhi and Fugazi.

The Melting Point 9 p.m. $15 (adv.) $18 (door) www. meltingpointathens.com OLD SMOKEY Featuring members of Ham1 doing spaghetti western-style numbers.

PATTERSON HOOD & THE DOWNTOWN RUMBLERS A shining star among the multi-talented Drive-By Truckers, songwriter/ guitarist/vocalist Patterson Hood has a way with a story, blending country and Southern-rock styles. Night one of two with the Downtown Rumblers.

See Calendar Pick on p. 17.

No Where Bar 11 p.m. $3. 706-546-4742 CHARLIE GARRETT BAND Countrytinged Southern rock.

The Office Lounge Blues Night. 8:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 THE SHADOW EXECUTIVES Get your fill of authentic blues covers from this skilled Athens five-piece.

Your Pie 8–Midnight. FREE! www.yourpie.com (Downtown location) LOUIS PHILLIP PELOT Local singer-songwriter performs solo folk and country. Every Thursday!

Friday 25 The Bad Manor 11 p.m. www.thebadmanor.com DJ DECEPTICRON Mixing today’s hottest house, electro and club hits.

Buffalo’s Southwest Café Made in America: A Tribute to the King!

6:30 p.m. $10–12. 706-354-6655 ELVIS LIVE Come out and watch Elvis perform some of his greatest rock and roll hits!

The Bury 7–11 p.m. FREE! 321 Clayton St. LOUIS PHILLIP PELOT Local singer-songwriter performs solo folk and country.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $3 (21+), $5 (18+). www. caledonialounge.com ALL CITY CANNONBALLERS Local songwriter J.S. Dillard fronts ACC, formerly known as Honey. If you’re into swell classic rock like Creedence, The Faces, T. Rex, the Stones and Tom Petty, you’ll find a lot to like here. Record release party!

VG MINUS Punk-tinged power-pop featuring notable locals Kurt Wood (DJ, record-collector extraordinaire), Paul Walker (Casper and the Cookies, The Eskimos) and Michelle McClure (Dictatortots, Tinfoil Stars).

MAD AXES “Pro-Life Suicide Rap.” Influences include: MIA, KMD, BDP, WTC, NWA, CCR, EPMD, Run-DMC and Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers.

BLACK MOON Psychedelic experimentation.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com CICADA RHYTHM Athens/Atlanta acoustic guitar and upright bass duo playing bluegrass-tinged indie folk.

10 O’CLOCK RESERVATION Debut show! Frontman Daniel Kirslis is backed by a Rhodes piano, electric guitar and drums.

JK AND THE LOST BOYS Atlanta band with a style strongly reflective of acoustic-tinged folk and blues rock bands such as Dave Matthews Band and Counting Crows Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $8. www.georgiatheatre.com SKYDOG GYPSY Four-piece astral funk with a light show.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 IMMUZIKATION Late night dance party following the Athens Cabaret Showgirls.

Highwire Lounge “Friday Night Jazz.” 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com RAND LINES Original compositions of pianist Rand Lines with drummer Ben Williams and bassist Carl Lindberg.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub YE OLDE SUB SHOPPE Big-hearted pop music played on tiny instruments. CD release party!

The Melting Point 9 p.m. $15 (adv.) $18 (door) www. meltingpointathens.com MOTHS Featuring Jacob Morris of Ham1, Moths plays a mostly acoustic sort of ‘70s folk-rock with a pop sensibility and an inevitable psychedelic tinge.

PATTERSON HOOD & THE DOWNTOWN RUMBLERS A shining star amongst the multi-talented Drive-By Truckers, songwriter/ guitarist/vocalist Patterson Hood has a way with a story, blending country and Southern-rock styles with a direct approach. Night two with the Downtown Rumblers. See Calendar Pick on p. 17.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 TANGENTS This country-fried rock group from Watkinsville carries Lynyrd Skynyrd licks and John Mellencamp melodies.

Omega Bar 8 p.m. $5 (ladies), $10 (men). 706340-6808 THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR Every Friday. Dancing all night on two dance floors with live entertainment including “The Newlywed Game.”

Saturday 26 40 Watt Club Aimee Copeland Benefit. 9 p.m. $10. www.40watt.com THE VIKING PROGRESS Patrick Morales has a lovely, tender voice that sings gentle, indie/folk ballads.

EDDIE AND THE PUBLIC SPEAKERS Local power trio delivers an energetic show with a hardhitting rhythm section, funky riffs and soaring guitar solos filled with catchy hooks and harmonies.

THE BREAKS Feel-good local rock band with jam influences.

The Bad Manor 9 p.m. FREE! (21+), $5 (18+ before 11 p.m.), $10 (18+ after 11 p.m.). www. thebadmanor.com FERAL YOUTH Banging electro house, dubstep, with a dash of top-

40 remixes backed by video projections. Now spinning every Saturday.

Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 8 a.m. FREE! athensfarmersmarket.net THE MUSICSMITHS Natalie Smith of Grogus and husband Brian Smith of the Georgia Guitar Quarter put together eerily beautiful flute/guitar compositions. (8 a.m.)

CICADA RHYTHM Athens/Atlanta acoustic guitar and upright bass duo playing bluegrass-tinged indie folk.

(10 a.m.)

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com WILD MOCCASINS This Houstonbased band offers fuzzy power-pop tunes with girl-boy vocals and a bit of a country rock edge.

GOLD PARTY Local band plays original, ‘80s-inspired electro new wave jams.

TUNABUNNY Local act featuring hazy and warped experimental psychedelia.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar. com KATËR MASS Local pop punk band influenced by acts like Propagandhi and Fugazi. Last show this summer!

GRIFFIN & THE TRUE BELIEVERS Politicized theatrical think rock fourpiece from Toronto, Los Angeles, New York City and Athens.

JUBILEE Self-described as “mammalian kitchen-core queer rock” with banjos and harmony.

EL HOLLÍN Haunting pop music with minimal instrumentation and ethereal vocals.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com JOYSCOUT An Indie trio with a sultry, folk-style blend.

HEATHER LUTTRELL Georgia-based artist who plays bluesy, homegrown Americana. You may have seen her on TV as one of the top 15 contestants on “Rock Star: INXS.” Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $5. www.georgiatheatre.com JEFF VAUGHN BAND A fun, rowdy mix of Southern rock and country.

JORDAN RAGER BAND Eighteenyear-old Jordan Rager is a country music singer/songwriter influenced

by Brantley Gilbert, Alan Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd and AC/DC. REGGIE STARRETT Solo artist performing classic rock, country, reggae and originals.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 THE RODNEY KINGS Scuzzed out punk.

ANTPILE Rock band inspired by ‘90s acts like Sunny Day Real Estate, Capsule, Hum and Converge.

NURTURE Local post-hardcore trio.

DJ MAHOGANY Freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves. Late night dance party after the bands.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub VINYL STRANGERS Catchy ‘60s-style pop that’s filled with soaring harmonies and bright guitars.

THE DICTATORTOTS These longtime Athenian chaos-cultivators stomp about and trash the night with postgrunge grooves.

The Melting Point 9 p.m. $10 (adv.), $13 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com THE HIGHBALLS Put on your bangle bracelets and tuck in those shoul-

der pads! Athens music vets The Highballs will perform a totally awesome set of ‘70s and ‘80s dance hits.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 EMILY JACKSON Self-taught folk singer-songwriter on the rise.

Sunday 27 Farm 255 11 p.m. $2–$5 (donations appreciated). www.farm255.com THE COUNTRY SOUL ENSEMBLE Ripping country/bluegrass infused with DIY punk from Chicago.

SCOTT E. SPILLANE Local musician known for his various E6 contributions (Neutral Milk Hotel, Gerbils and more) will pull at your heartstrings and raise your fists to the sky with his own brand of anthemic rock.

He is scheduled to play solo, but is often joined by E6 guests.

Monday 28 Ashford Manor 6–9 p.m. www.amconcerts.com ABBEY ROAD LIVE Here come the sun kings! The local cover band delivers a start-to-finish performance of The Beatles’ Abbey Road and tosses in other high-energy, later-era Beatles rockers.

Buffalo’s Southwest Café 7–10 p.m. $5. 706-354-6655, www. buffaloscafe.com/athens LINE DANCING Learn to line dance in the Big Back Room! Every 2nd and 4th Monday.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com FOUR EYES Ukulele strummer Erin Lovett sings folky pop numbers.

DANA SWIMMER A montage of garage rock with sweet, soulful undertones.

ALEXANDER & THE GRAPES The succulent flavor of pop, country and the twist of the psychedelic.

The Grotto 6 p.m. FREE! 140 E. Clayton St. THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR Every Monday. Smooth jazz played by DJ Segar from WXAG 1470, the light radio station.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Local songstress Kyshona Armstrong hosts this open mic night every Monday!

Tuesday 29 Flicker Theatre & Bar 5–6:30 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar.com RAND LINES Local jazz musician Lines will be playing a happy hour solo piano set every Tuesday in May! Georgia Theatre 11 p.m. $2. www.georgiatheatre.com TOY BOMBS Indie-rock from L.A. Dance party on the rooftop!

IMMUZIKATION Celebrated local DJ Alfredo Lapuz, Jr. hosts a dance party featuring high-energy electro and rock.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8:30 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee. com IKE STUBBLEFIELD AND FRIENDS Soulful R&B artist Ike Stubblefield

is a Hammond B3 virtuoso who cut his teeth backing Motown legends like the Four Tops, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye.

Featuring Seth Hendershot on drums. Every Tuesday!

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub DJ LOZO Spinning punk rock!

SERVICE INDUSTRY Punk rock.

FISTY Thrash punk band from Athens with the the motto “drunk before sunset.”

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Michelle & Shane Davis May 19, 2012

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com FRONTIER RUCKUS A thoutful blend of folk and bluegrass underscored by lyrics filled with vivid Americana imagery.

MADISON VIOLET Canadian singersongwriter duo with a distinct take on iconic Americana-inspired melodies.

The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 30 Athens City Hall Athens Farmers Market. 5 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net TOMMY JORDAN Multiinstrumentalist from the band String Theory plays a mix of Americana.

Farm 255 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DIAL INDICATORS Local act featuring Jeremiah Roberts on guitar and George Davidson tenor saxophone playing cool jazz.

Georgia Theatre “Get Up Get Down” Rooftop Dance Party! 9 p.m. FREE! www.georgiatheatre.com BOBBY’S SHORTS Grateful Dead covers by members of the local band Futurebirds.

OH WHITNEY Upbeat rock influenced by blues, folk and classic country.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 THE WOODWORKS Local band fronted by Jenny Woodward offers sweet, ethereal folk songs.

TIN MAN Finely crafted dreamy folkpop ballads from Mark Bailey.

MONAHAN Ryan Monahan backed

by Josh McMichael on bass and Lemuel Hayes on drums. Ryan has a gorgeous, expressive Jeff Buckleyesque voice that soars and sighs with equal grace.

KADE KAHL Local singer-songwriter.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $5 (adv). $7 (door) www.meltingpointathens.com LEFTY HATHAWAY Lefty Hathaway plays rock and roll soul with turbulent piano jams reminiscent of the late, great Lowell George and fellow Okies JJ Cale & Leon Russell.

Celebrating the release of his new album, Shacks.

MAMA’S LOVE Local American rock band brimming with harmonic hooks and strong lyrics in a special acoustic set.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

The Winery 7–11 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0095 LOUIS PHILLIP PELOT Local singer-songwriter performs solo folk and country. Every Wednesday.

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bulletin board DO SOMETHING; GET INVOLVED! Memorial Day Deadline: The deadline for getting listed in Bulletin Board will be Thursday, May 24 at noon for the issue of May 30. Email calendar@flagpole.com. Listings are printed based on available space.

ART Altamaha River Photo Contest (Athens, Ga) Submit up to five nature photos to www. altamahariverkeeper.org for a chance to win a trip to the largest cypress in the tri-state area or an eco tour by boat on the Lower Altamaha. Winner is determined by online votes.

Call for Artists (Athens, Ga) Project ASAP (As Sustainable as Possible) is looking for music, arts and fashion that brings awareness to sustainable living. Email rosemary kimble@gmail.com Call for Artists (OCAF) Members of OCAF are invited to submit up to three pieces of artwork for the Annual Members’ Exhibition.

Ages 16 & up. Exhibit is June 1–July 20. www.ocaf.com

CLASSES Beekeeping for Beginners (Booger Hill Bee Farm) Units one and two. Take capped honey frames

from a “super,” remove the cappings and extract the honey. June 9 & 10, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. www.botgarden. uga.edu Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potter’s wheel every Friday from 7-9 p.m.

“Family Try Clay” classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2-4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Computer Classes (Oconee County Library) Advanced to beginner computer classes offered by appointment. Call to register. 706769-3950, watkinsville@athens library.org Computer Tutorials (ACC Library) Choose from a list of topics for personalized, one-onone instruction. The library also offers online computer classes in Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Excel and eBooks. Call for times and to register. 706-613-3650 Dance Classes (Dancefx) Ballet, tap, hip-hop, Zumba, contemporary, foxtrot, Western dancing, strip aero-

ACC ANIMAL CONTROL 125 Buddy Christian Way • 706-613-3540

Open every day except Wednesday 10am-4pm

bics, pilates and more. Check website for schedule. 706-355-3078, www.dancefx.org Kundalini Meditation & Yoga (Red Lotus Institute) Kundalini Meditations. Sundays, 9–10 a.m. $8. Kundalini Yoga for Weight Reduction. Sundays, 10:30 a.m.–12 p.m. $8. Kundalini Yoga. Tuesdays, 5:30–7 p.m. $7–14 (sliding scale).

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Lori’s Boot Camp (Fitness at Five) Get in shape in time for summer. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. & Saturdays, 11 a.m.-12:15 p.m. 706353-6030, www.fitnessatfive.com Mama-Baby Yoga (Full Bloom Center) Work core muscles with squats. For babies 0–9 months.

Wednesdays, 10:30 a.m. $14 (one class), $60 (six classes). 706-3533373, www.fullbloomparent.com One-on-One Computer Tutorials (Madison County Library) Call to set up an appointment with computer specialist Alisa Claytor. 706-795-5597 SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes. Every Wednesday, 6:30-

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Classes begin June 10. 706-3553161, www.gooddirt.net Yoga Classes (Athens, Ga) Satchidananda Mission therapeutic and integral yoga in a natural setting.

Email for location and information. satchidanandamission@gmail.com Yoga Classes (Total Training Center) Ongoing classes offered in power lunch yoga, fluid power, yoga for health, yoga for athletes, gentle yoga and more. Check website for dates and times. 706-316-9000, www.totaltrainingcenter.com Zumba at the Garden (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Latin rhythms and easy-to-follow moves comprise this dynamic fitness program. Wednesdays, 5:30–6:30 p.m. $10/class, $80/session. www.uga. edu/botgarden

HELP OUT Donate Blood (Red Cross Donor Center) Give the gift of blood! Check website for donor locations. 1-800RED CROSS, www.redcross.org Seeking Mentors (Athens, Ga) Women to the World seeks mentors to help rescue women and children from poverty, dependency and abuse with the Partnering Ambassadors for Life and Service (PALS) program.

706-548-0000, www.womentothe world.org Veteran Assistance (Athens, Ga) Dispatch and drive Veterans Administration vehicles to take veterans to medical appointments.

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Volunteer Bike Repair (Chase Street Warehouses) Help repair bikes at the Bike Recycling Program of BikeAthens. No experience necessary. Mondays and Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. www.bikeathens.com

KIDSTUFF Art Journaling Camps (Over the Moon Creative Possibilities) Four sessions of summer camp for kids and teens ages 9 & up. Call to pre-register. Visit website for details.

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Mondays and Wednesdays, 3:30– 5:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3593 Creative Art Summer Camp (Chase Street Warehouses) Sign up for week-long sessions. Ages 6–12. June 4–July 16, 12–3 p.m. $100. 828-577-4125, lostdogbob@ gmail.com Dancefx Summer Dance Camps (Dancefx) Call to register for ballet, choreography, street dancing, musical theatre and Pre-K Princess camps. Visit website for more details. 706-355-3078, www.danceathens.com Kids’ Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Mama/Papa & Me craft class (Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m.), Craft Club for ages 3–5 (Tuesdays

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Saturdays, 1–4 p.m. FREE! 706613-3616, ext. 22.

ON THE STREET Call for Feathers (Athens, Ga) The Feather Drop seeks donations of cruelty-free feathers to promote the cruelty-free feather movement. Email thefeatherdrop@gmail.com.

Family Fishing (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Bait, poles and tips provided for fishing on Claypit Pond.

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HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) New paintings from Erin McIntosh.

Closing reception May 30. Through May. JITTERY JOE’S COFFEE DOWNTOWN (297 E. Broad St.) Large portraits by Lea Purvis and a collection of works by several local potters.

JITTERY JOE’S COFFEE EASTSIDE (1860 Barnett Shoals Rd.) The work of Rae Cook explores a whimsical variety of typographic fauna. Through May 31.

JITTERY JOE’S COFFEE FIVE POINTS (1230 S. Milledge Ave.) Hand-dyed silk paintings by René Shoemaker and abstract paintings by Daego Ulloa.

Through May. JUST PHO…AND MORE (1063 Baxter St.) Photography by Robert Lowery.

KUMQUAT MAE CAFE (18 S. Barnett Shoals Rd.) Photography and paintings by Ann Hamlin. Through May. LAST RESORT GRILL (184 W. Clayton St.) Abstract organic forms by Sarah Stansell. Through May. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “Float” features the honeypots and photographs from the “floatoshoots” of Bee Natural artist Creighton Cutts. Other exhibited artists include Juan Alonso, Virginia Carver, Christopher Domis and more.

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MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 Hwy. 98 W.) A wooden bowl created by Jack Hudson, leather goods

by Terry Brown and hand-blown glass vases by Paul Benzundas. Through May. MAMA’S BOY (197 Oak St.) Convergence Artist Productions presents “AthFest Artist Market Preview,” including work from Jamie Calkin, Beth Thompson and more. Through June 18.

MULTI-MODAL CENTER (775 E. Broad St.) Artwork by seniors from the Center for Active Living. Through May 25.

OCAF (34 School St., Watkinsville) “The Playful Eye” features collages by Susan Pelham and inspired by the writings of Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Franz Kafka. Through June 22.

OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) Paintings and colored pencil drawings

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Through May. TOWN 220 RESTAURANT AND GALLERY (220 W. Washington St., Madison) “Three Points of View: Landscapes” features landscape paintings by Greg Benson, Kim Shockley Karelson and Jill Schultz McGannon. Through June 28.

TRANSMETROPOLITAN (145 E. Clayton St.) Prints from UGA art student Greg Stone. Through May. WALKER’S COFFEE AND PUB (128 College Ave.) Lauren Williamson displays her surreal mixed-media paintings that employ charcoal, oil, shellac and ink.

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AMICI ITALIAN CAFÉ (233 E. Clayton St.) Paintings and illustrations by Rae Cook. Through May. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Elizabeth Barton, Greg Benson, Ainhoa Bilbao Canup and others. Art quilt

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ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass.

ARTINI’S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) Selected mixed media works by Robin Fay. Through May 26.

ARTLAND LOFT GALLERY (2 S. Main St., Watkinsville) Large salt paintings by Dana Jo Cooley, artist of the Love Shack Bus Stop. Through May. ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Dr.) “Artscape 2012” is an annual show of student artwork. Through May 25.

ATHENS INSTITUTE OF CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) “Upcycle” includes over 20 artists’ creative approaches to material re-use, transforming non-recyclable trash into works of art.

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AURUM STUDIOS (125 E. Clayton St.) Two- and three-dimensional artwork created by MFA students from the Lamar Dodd School of Art. Through May. BIG CITY BREAD CAFÉ (393 N. Finley St.) Paintings

by Ruth Allen. Through May. THE BRANDED BUTCHER (225 N. Lumpkin St.) Paintings and drawings by Sanithna Phansavanh.

CINÉ BARCAFÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “Terra Infirma,” new paintings by Terry Rowlett. Opening reception May 25. Through June 20.

EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Digital artwork by Greg Harmon. Through May. ETIENNE BRASSERIE (311 E. Broad St.) Paintings by Andy Cherewick. Through May. FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 16 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics, fine furniture and more. Permanent collection artists include Matt Alston, Michael Pierce, Nick Joslyn, Peter Loose and more.

FIVE STAR DAY CAFÉ (229 E. Broad St.) New animal paintings by Lisa Tantillo. Through July.

GALLERY @ HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “The Flower Show” features paintings, photos, drawings and murals by Rinne Allen, Kim Deakins, Susan Hable, Imi Hwangbo, Carol John and Lou Kregel.

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GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Polly Knipp Hill: Marking a Life Through Etching.” Through June 3. • “Performing Identity: Marina Abramovic, Eleanor Antin and Hannah Wilke.” Through June 10.

• “A Divine Light: Northern Renaissance Paintings from the Bob Jones University Museum and Gallery.” Through June 17. • “Pattern and Palette in Print: Gentry Magazine and a New Generation of Trendsetters” is a collaboration with undergraduate fabric design students at UGA that takes its inspiration from Gentry magazine. Through June 17.

• “John Baeder’s American Roadside” contains photographs of street signs, diners and off-interstate structures. Through July 22.

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kicks. Childcare provided. Call for location. Every Wednesday. 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-3331, 706-613-3357, ext. 771.

PTSD Support Group (Oconee Veterans Park) PTSD support group for families of veterans. Visit website for details. Third Wednesday of each month, 6 p.m. www.georgiapeace givers.org Sapph.fire (Athens, Ga) A support group for lesbian, bisexual and transexual women. Email for meeting information. sapph.fire@yahoo.com, www.facebook.com/sapphfire.athens Survive and Revive (Athens, Ga) Support and assisance for survivors of domestic violence.

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Matters Of The Heart And Loins I recently got into weird things with some people, and now I’m worried my reputation is ruined and that I will be forced to lose all my friends. I’m hella shy, and all my friends are really important to me because I don’t meet people easily. I met a group of people at a UGA club, and they all seemed badass. Most of them were dudes, but my BFF became friends with them, too, so that was chill.

When we first met them I liked one guy, (A), and made it very obvious, but he was already dating someone else, and the more she tried to get to know me, I started to consider the others in the group romantically. We hung out at their apartment, where A and B live all the time (they are older, I still live on campus), and eventually I started sort of dating one of them, (B), and then at the same time I started sort of dating a different one, (C). B and C ended up losing their friendship, which I feel bad about, but really wasn’t my fault. I just wasn’t sure which one I wanted, and I still think it was fine to try them out at the same time.

One night, A’s GF was DD for me, A and my BFF. Apparently, I made out with everyone, tried to have sex with her and with A, and said some pretty bad things, but I don’t remember them at all, and since I was blacked out, I don’t feel like it matters. People say stupid shit when they’re drunk; that’s how it goes. A’s GF told me and my BFF to give them space, so I stopped talking to her, but A was my friend, and with B and C ignoring me, I thought he might be the one to try for. I didn’t want to get in his face since I thought it would make it back to the crazy GF, but I figured no one could fault me for trying. I texted him stories and stuff, in a very friendly way, and he responded very, very well, because I just wanted to stay on his mind and not disappear from the group.

I was at the apartment doing, umm, hemplike things with B (we are friends again), and A came in. I was out of it and didn’t know what I was saying at all, but I guess I said something about A’s GF’s brother.

A told his GF, and she told her brother, and her brother texted me something really fucked up and threatening. It really upset me. I couldn’t believe A had gossiped about me like that. I cried at work and stayed in my dorm until A and B came to comfort me. I thought everything was fine since they got me alcohol (not for me alone but for a party I was going to—I’m not an alcoholic) but A ended up getting really upset that night and the next day (I’m guessing cause his GF was pressuring him), and eventually I just told him I didn’t want to factor into their relationship and that I wouldn’t be friends with him anymore. I feel like I should’ve held my ground

more, and told him to choose between his friend group and his crazy sensitive GF. (She’s going to grad school and moving, so they’ll probably end up breaking up anyway.)

I feel like, because of all of A’s gossip, no one considers me a serious friend, and the chances that I’ll get to date one of them soon is low. I think, in a few months with his GF gone, A will be much better. I think that we could start hanging out again like we used to, and maybe I could even re-start the friendly flirting that took place before. I think his GF just takes herself way too seriously, and once she is out of the picture everything will be fine. With her gone, I know he’ll be more interested in me sexually, too. I don’t know, I feel like her reactions to all these situations have been way too exaggerated, and that this is the kind of stuff that happens in college, and it’s just part of life experience.

I don’t think anyone trusts me right now, but I don’t want to be ruled out of dating B (we’ve become friends again) this summer because of her getting crazy and freaking out. How can I make sure that they trust me again and that A stops gossiping about me? This group of people is badass, and I’ve even referred to us as a clique in the past! I want everything to go back to how it was! Smoking, drinking and gaming at the apartment like every night!

P.S. My BFF did make a fucked up comment once, kinda like “What did you expect?” cause I was trying to date friends, blah, blah etc. I’m young, I just got to college and I’m not going to let anyone’s puritan bullshit stop me from having fun.

Should I try to get her into one of the guys so that she sees it more clearly?

Hella Shy You’re about as shy as you are smart, HS. I’ve been trying to decide if this letter is even real because it is so ridiculous. To start off by saying how important your friends are to you and then go on to describe how you treated each one of them badly. You’re a self-centered little shit, HS, and I think you’ve pretty much worn out your welcome with this particular group of “friends,” so you should probably just move on. Stop using drugs and alcohol as an excuse for being an asshat. In fact, you should probably just stop using drugs and alcohol altogether, since you clearly have no self-control. Blacking out and sleeping with and/or generally being crappy to people who are supposed to be your friends isn’t “just part of life experience.” It’s just part of being a sucky human being. Knock it off.

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Mature student for fully furnished 1BR/1BA, LR, kitchen. Private drive, entrance. Incl. everything: utils., cable. Quiet, safe, near Dwntn./UGA. No smoking, drinking, or pets. (706) 296-6957.

No rent until July 2012 on all 1 & 2BR apts! 1BR starts at $495/mo., 2BR starts at $565/mo. Prices for entire apt., not per room. Sec. dep. starts at $50. Pets welcome w/ new off-leash dog park avail. on-site. On busline. Call us today.

(706) 549-6254. Restrictions apply.

N o w p re - l e a s i n g f o r Fall 2012. Baldwin Village, across street from UGA, 2 blocks from Dwntn. Summer move-in. 1 & 2 BR apts., water incl., on-site laundry, on-call maint., free parking, no pets. $475-700/mo. On-site mgr., 8-12 M-F or by appt. (706) 354-4261.

Royal Oaks Townhomes.

2BR/2.5BA, $685/mo., W/D. Joiner Management: (706) 353-6868, www.joiner management.com.

Avail. now. Pre-leasing for Aug. 2012.

Commercial Property Eastside offices, 1060 Gaines School Rd. Rent 750 sf. $900/mo., 400 sf. $600/mo. (706) 546-1615 or athenstownproperties.com.

Historic commercial space in downtown Comer, Ga. 14 mi. from Athens. Could be retail, restaurant, artist studio. Lg. space, cheap price, $150/mo. (706) 207-5564.

Paint artist studios. 160 Tracy St. Historic Blvd. area artist community. $150/mo for 300 sf., $200/mo for 400 sf. (706) 546-1615 or www.athenstownproperties. com.

Prince Ave. near Daily Grocery, 2nd floor, 4 huge offices w/ lobby & kitchen. Super nice. $1800/mo.

Call Cole, (706) 202-2733.

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Condos for Rent 3 roommates needed. 2 story 3BR/3BA in The Woodlands, $425/mo./renter or $375/mo. if 2+ renters sign together! Gated community & amenities near UGA. Email ashleycleary@gmail.com.

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Aug. 1st. $725/mo. 1st mo. free! Dep. 200 Sycamore Dr. 1400 sf. 3BR/2BA. New carpet, newly painted, new HVAC, new appls. Pets OK w/ pet dep. (706) 614-4827.

Pre-leasing for Fall. Reduced rent! $600/mo. 1BR/1BA, LR, study, modern kitchen, pool, gym, gated, ground floor corner unit. Stadium Village close to UGA. Ideal for single/couple. Rob, (706) 3384984, wimberlyme@bellsouth.net.

Quiet 2BR/2.5BA condo. Milledge, next to family housing bus, 1300 sf., W/D, FP, free wireless, cable, pool, yard, pets OK. Avail. Aug. $850/mo. (706) 461-4351.

Studios & 2BRs across from campus for Fall semester. Also, 4BR at Urban Lofts. Call (404) 557-5203.

Condos For Sale Just reduced! Investor’s West-side condo. 2BR/2BA, FP, 1500 sf., great investment, lease 12 mos. at $550/mo. Price in $40s. For more info, call McWaters Realty at (706) 353-2700 or (706) 540-1529.

Duplexes For Rent 3BR/2BA duplex, $750/mo.

Eastside. W/D incl., alarm system, pets welcome. $375 dep. www. hancockpropertiesinc.com.

(706) 552-3500.

Brick duplex, 2BR/2BA, very clean. Just 2 mi. to campus on north side Athens. 2 units avail.

Pets OK. $500/mo. + dep. Call Sharon, (706) 201-9093.

Houses for Rent $850/mo. House on Eastside.

Less than 10 min. to UGA, 4BR/11/2BA, workshop in bsmt., 1 car garage, lg. kitchen, fenced yd., safe & quiet n’hood, W/D hookups, Avail. 7/1/12, 117 Crossbow Cir., Winterville. Agent/Owner, call Robin, (770) 265-6509. $570/mo. + dep. 2BR/1BA, nice sized rms., W/D hookup, CHAC, 5 mi north of Dwntn. on Danielsville Rd. Great closets, wood floors.

Avail. now! (706) 424-1571.

145 Woodcrest Dr. 3BR/2BA. Avail. now! CHAC, fenced yd., pets OK, no pet fees! Nice, quiet area. $795/mo. (706) 372-6813.

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1 or 2BR, recently renovated, private, quiet location near Publix.

All elec., CHAC, new appls., W/D, DW, HWflrs. Water & garbage p a i d . $ 6 5 0 - 6 8 0 / m o . w w w. boulevardpropertymanagement. com, (706) 548-9797.

140 Sylvia Circle. 2BR/1BA. CHAC, W/D hookups, fenced yd., carport, updated windows, pets OK. $670/mo. sec./pet dep. req’d.

Avail. June 1. Dorian, (706) 3407136.

2/3BR house avail. now! Also pre-leasing for Fall. 1, 2 & 3BR houses. Close to campus & Dwntn. Call (706) 255-0066.

2BR/1BA, Normaltown & ARMC area. Convenient to everything!

Hardwoods. Storage building.

Pets welcome. Avail. Aug. 1.

Water, trash & lawn care incl. $800/mo. Aaron, (706) 207-2957.

2BR/1BA house. 250 Indale St. HWflrs., CHAC, all elec. $600/mo.

Avail June 1. Call Mark at (706) 202-5110.

3BR/2BA. Normaltown/ ARMC area. Convenient to everything! Front porch.

Storage building. Pets welcome. Avail. Aug. 1.

Water, trash & lawn care incl. $1000/mo. Aaron, (706) 2072957.

3BR/2BA. UGA Med School/ Normaltown area. $1,100/mo.

340 Clover St. 7 yrs. old, split BR floor plan, 2-car garage. All appls. incl. WD. Vaulted ceiling in LR, lg. deck & spacious back yd.

Home in excellent cond. Avail. mid-July. (706) 540-0472.

3BR/2BA, 5 Pts. 250 Old Princeton Rd. CHAC, W/D, DW, ceiling fans. Across street from Memorial Park. Fenced back yd. $750/mo. Avail. Aug.! Call (706) 372-7300.

3BR/2BA. All appls. Next to Alps Rd. & school, Beechwood Shopping Center. 106 Alpine Way. $999/mo. (706) 206-3350.

3BR/2BA. UGA Med School/ Normaltown area. $1,000/mo.

425 Clover St. HWflrs., all appls. incl. WD. LR, DR, eat-in kitchen + office. Home repairs will be completed w/ new HVAC sys. & paint before occupancy. Avail.

Aug. (706) 540-0472.

3BR/2BA, CHAC, W/D, DW, carport, HWflrs., tile, ceiling fans.

Safe, in-town 50’s n’hood, 260 Sunset Dr., pets OK, avail. Aug. 1. $960/mo. + dep. dmarklevitt@ hotmail.com. (315) 750-6156.

3–4BR/3.5BA townhouse. 285 Highland Park Dr. 3K sf. Excellent condition. Must see! Avail. Aug. Great price, $835/mo. Eastside busline. (706) 338-8372 or email sjbc33@aol.com.

4BR/4BA, $1700/mo. CHAC, all appls. incl., community pool, convenient to Dwntn. Near busline & next to UGA golf course. 2020 Lakeside Dr. Avail.

8/1/12. (706) 207-9295.

4BR/2BA. Fenced, pets OK. HWflrs., porch swing, FP, 3 blocks to UGA & Dwntn. W/D, fridge w/ ice/water, high ceilings. Avail.

8/1. $275/BR, $1100/mo. 130 Inglewood Ave. (706) 714-1100.

2 & 3BR, in-town & 5Pts. Super location. (706) 207-0539 or vlowery@prodigy.net for pics & info.

2BR/2.5BA townhome, Cedar Bluff, Eastside. $670/mo. w/ W/D, DW, lg. rooms. Perfect for grad. student/young prof. Pre-leasing for Aug. www.joinermanagement. com. Joiner Management, (706) 353-6868.

4BR/3BA Victorian home, renovated. 1/2 mi. from campus.

Pre-leasing. New kitchen, W/D, DW, fenced yd., HW. $1600/⁣mo.

Huge rms.! Lots of character.

Avail. 8/1. Pets OK. (706) 3692908.

Dwntn., 1BR/1BA flat, $465/ mo. Pre-leasing for Aug. 2012.

Water, gas, trash pick-up incl.

Free on-site laundry. Joiner Management, (706) 3536868.

4BR/4BA new house, Oconee St. Walk Dwntn. HWflrs., stainless, double porches, back deck, whole house audio. W/D & lawncare incl. $1700/mo. Avail. Fall. Aaron, (706) 207-2957.

Pre-leasing for Fall. 5, 4, 3 & 2 BR houses. Visual tours online.

Nancyflowers.com. Call/ text Nancy, (706) 540-1608. flowersnancy@bellsouth.net.

4 B R / 3 B A t o t a l l y re n o v a t e d house Dwntn. Walk everywhere!

Stainless, HWflrs., whole house audio, covered parking. W/D & lawncare incl. $1700/mo. Aaron, (706) 207-2957.

Rent your properties in Flagpole Classifieds!

Photos and long-term specials available. Call (706) 549-0301!

4BR/4BA new Dwntn. Private baths, double porches, walk-in closets, HWflrs. Walk everywhere!

W/D & lawn maint. incl. Preleasing for Fall. Only $1800/mo.

Aaron, (706) 207-2957.

Avail. Fall! 668 Pulaski: 3BR, great front porch, Dwntn. 136 Grove St.: 3/4BR, close to campus. 580 Kathwood: great big house. 135 Garden Ct.: 3BR/1BA. 235 Hill St.: now & Aug., beautiful apt. in amazing Victorian house. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 8 - 9 7 9 7 , w w w. boulevardpropertymanagement. com.

AT T N : C l a s s i f i e d s Customers! Flagpole’s office will be closed on Mon., May 28. All classified ads must be placed by 11 a.m. on Fri., May 25 to be included in the May 30th issue. (706) 549-0301.

Beautiful country home!

2BR/2BA on 22 acres. Trails, creek, pond. 20 mi. east of Athens. Artist-designed, sunny, open, rustic house. CHAC, W/D, great for pets. Avail. 8/1. $650/mo.

Rose, (706) 540-5979.

Big old house on busline, in-town, lots of off street parking.

Very lg. rooms, 2 kitchens, 2BA. Commercial or residential. David, (706) 247-1398.

Cedar Creek: 4BR/2BA, lg. fenced yd., $950/mo. 5 Pts.: Off Baxter St., 4BR/2BA, $1200/mo. Hospital area, 2BR/1BA, carport, fenced-in yd., $775/mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 353-2700, (706) 5401529.

East Athens, 3BR/2.5BA. Lg. family rm.,1740 sf, fenced yd., Small pets OK. $925/mo. Avail.

June 10. Call (706) 207-3677.

Enter bonus rm. (great for office, man-or-mom cave!) on lower level from 1-car garage. Kitchen w/ appls., dining area & family room w/ brick FP on main level.

3BR/2BA upstairs. Fenced backyd. w/ deck & dog kennel.

Walk to Barnett Shoals Elem., Montessori School & St. Gregory’s Episcopal Church. Ideal for a family or 2 responsible students.

Pet-friendly. $800/mo. + 1 mo. dep. Avail. June 1, a little earlier if needed. Call (706) 543-2466.

Hurry! This convenient, cozy home isn’t listed very often.

Entrepreneurs! Avail. now. Close to town/busline. 3BR/2BA + 2 office/studio. W/D, CHAC, big kitchen & LR. $900/mo. 395 Oak St. Call Josh at (706) 613-8525.

Great little house near Dwntn.

3BR/1BA. LR, DR, study. HWflrs.

Quiet n’hood. Eastside near Weaver D’s. $650/mo. Call Dan, (678) 643-5851.

Roommates 2BR/1BA duplex in Bogart. Your rm. beautifully and completely furnished w/ TV. 6 mo. lease. $300/mo. + 1/2 utils. Deposit req.

(678) 879-9772.

Half house to share. $400/ mo., 1 mo. dep., 1/2 utils. Fully furnished, W/D, carport, deck, private BA, no pets, smoker OK. Near Ga. Square Mall. (706) 8709281.

Leaving Athens? Don’t miss us! Enjoy the weekly goodness of a freshly cracked Flagpole wherever you go. You can subscribe! $40 for 6 mo., $70 for a yr.! Call (706) 549-9523.

Walk to campus & Dwntn.

4BR house. Pre-leasing for Fall. Great location less than 1/2 mi. to campus & Dwntn. Newly renovated w/ HWflrs., high ceilings, DW, walk-in closet in every r o o m , 2 F P, i n c l . W / D .

Lease starts Aug. 1. $1500/ mo. Call (706) 540-1232 for more info.

Wonderful 3BR/2BA. Wood floors, FP, laundry room, fenced backyd., work shed. $850/mo. (706) 3402450.

Houses for Sale 2BR/2.5BA townhouse. Lantern Walk. 4.5 mi to Dwntn./UGA. Quiet area. Appls., W/D hookup. 7 yrs. old. Bus line. Trash/lawncare.

Alarm sys. Call/text (770) 8263732 or (770) 548-1682. $109,000 OBO.

Parking & Storage Parking places for rent across from UGA. $30/mo. (706) 3544261.

Pre-Leasing 1 B R / 1 B A , Ly n n R o c k A p t s . $490/mo. w/ DW, water incl.

Blocks from campus off Baxter St. Pre-leasing for Aug. Joiner Management, (706) 353-6868. www.joinermanagement.com.

1BR/1BA Hillside Apt. $475/mo. $550/mo. w/ W/D. Water incl.

Blocks from campus. Pre-leasing for Aug. Joiner Management: ( 7 0 6 ) 3 5 3 - 6 8 6 8 . w w w. joinermanagement.com.

Huge rm. for rent w/ private entry. $380/mo. Pay wkly. or monthly. No lease req’d. W/D, utils. incl. Bigger than master BR. (678) 698-4260.

Roommate needed for 1 yr. lease in Woodlands gated community. $545/mo., cable & utils. incl.

2BR/2.5BA condo w/ full utils.

Access to clubhouse, huge pool & fitness center. Newly painted & carpeted condo that is kept very clean. No pets. I am very personable & respectful, but also very busy! Please call/email if interested: graceo@uga.edu, (404) 309-9594.

Roommate needed ASAP for house off Pulaski St. Screened porch, W/D. Only a 10 min. walk from Dwntn. Only $250/mo. (706) 548-9744.

Rooms for Rent Dashiell Cottages. Move–in, $75/ wk.! (706) 850-0491. 1BR, private entrance, all amenities, WiFi, long distance. Enjoy our river community, 5 blocks to UGA. Enjoy wildlife observation.

Room for rent in nice home 7 mi from East Athens. Utils. incl. $400/ mo. Call (706) 742-2405.

Sub-lease Looking for a summer sublease? Need to sublease your house or apartment? Flagpole classifieds are cheap and easy! Visit flagpole. com or call (706) 549-0301.

Go to A g o r a ! Awesome!

Affordable! The ultimate store! Specializing in retro everything: antiques, furniture, clothes, bikes, records & players!

260 W. Clayton St., (706) 3160130.

Great summer deals at Worldwide Fashion & Gifts. Unique, affordable clothing, jewelery, purses & more.

Visit Facebook for sales, events & festivals. www.ethnicfashion.net, (706) 208-9915. 1375 Prince Ave., Athens.

When you buy from local independent businesses, you are helping keep your favorite Local Athens establishments open and are contributing to the vitality of the Athens economy.

Yard Sales Sweetical yard sale this Saturday the 26th, 9 am-3 pm. 166 Hart Ave. in between King & Broad St.

Music

Follow Buy Local Athens on Facebook and email us at athensbuylocal@gmail.com to join the We Are Athens organization.

Equipment Nuçi’s Space needs your old instruments & music gear! All donations are tax-deductible. Call (706) 227-1515 or come by Nuçi’s Space, 396 Oconee St.

Instruction Athens School of Music.

Instruction in guitar, bass, drums, piano, voice, brass, woodwinds, strings, banjo, mandolin, fiddle & more. From beginner to expert.

Instrument repairs avail. Visit http://www.AthensSchoolofMusic. com, (706) 543-5800.

Boulevard Piano Studio.

Piano lessons taught by local jazz musician Rand Lines. $40/hr. boulevardpianostudio@gmail.com or (706) 363-0328.

Music Services Eady Guitars, Guitar Building & Repair. Qualified repairman offering professional set ups, fret work, wiring, finishing & restorations. Exp. incl. Gibson & Benedetto Guitars. Appt. only.

(615) 714-9722, www.eadyguitars. com.

Fret Shop. Professional guitar repairs & modifications, setups, electronics, precision fretwork.

Previous clients incl. R.E.M., Widespread Panic, Cracker, Bob Mould, John Berry, Abbey Road Live!, Squat. (706) 549-1567.

W e d d i n g b a n d s . Quality, professional bands. Weddings, parties. Rock, jazz, etc. Call C la ssic C it y En t e r t a in m e n t. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 1 5 6 7 . w w w. classiccityentertainment.com.

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Serta full mattress, firm, plastic cover, $100. 2x bookcase, 5 shelves, Ikea, 2x, $35. Medium brown oval dining table w/ 6 chairs, $100. Corner metal rack, 5 shelves, $50. (706) 2013137, sarmila_ray@yahoo. com.

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Miscellaneous

Studios, 1, 2, 3, 4 BR Leasing Now!

Come to Cillies, 175 E. Clayton St. for vintage Louis Vuitton. 20% off single purchase of clothing, sandals and jewelry (excl. J. Crew). 1/person.

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Instant cash is now being paid for good vinyl records & CDs in fine condition. Wuxtry Records, at corner of Clayton & College downtown. (706) 369-9428.

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Services Cleaning House Cleaning.. She said, “You have cleaning down to a science!” I use the best earth-friendly products. Pets & family welcome. Reliable & very budget-friendly. Local & independent. Tell me how many BR/BA & I’ll give you a quote. Text/ email (706) 851-9087, Nick@goodworld.biz.

Home and Garden Related Supply sells compost, mulch, topsoil, sand, pea gravel & more. A recycled & locally sourced landscape supply store.

155 Oneta St. Th.–Fri., 9 am-5 pm. Sat., 9 am-4 pm. (706) 6125744, relatedrecycling@gmail. com.

Misc. Services Be safe, protect yourself! Don’t get arrested for protecting yourself. For a complete line of non-lethal self protection devices, visit www.americandefender.org (AAN CAN).

Pets Boulevard Animal Hospital, Prince Ave. May special: half-price baths.

Must be current on vaccines. Now open every Saturday. Contact your favorite Athens Ga vet at (706) 425-5099 or www. downtownathensvet.com.

Jobs Full-time Attention: must love loud music! $475/wk. to start, positions range from entry-level to mgmt. No exp. req’d. Training provided. Call for interview. (678) 963-5477.

Call center representative.

Join established Athens company calling CEOs & CFOs of major corporations generating sales leads for tech companies. $9/hr.

BOS Staffing, www.bostemps. com, (706) 353-3030.

Five & Ten restaurant is looking for dedicated, professional cooks.

We are committed to high quality service & local, sustainable food.

Email resume to reservations@ fiveandten.com.

Graphic Designer. Must have exp. w/ Photoshop & Illustrator.

Strong traditional illustration skills are req’d. Send cover letter, resume & portfolio to haywood@ oldguardgraphics.com.

Lifeguard needed for Athens apt. complex. Must be certified. Pay is hourly. Please fax resume or letter to (706) 546-5188.

Opportunities 18-35 yo Caucasian women needed.

Seeking non-pregnant subjects for a study by the UGA Folate Research Lab of Dr. Lynn Bailey. Incl. blood collection, body composition, bone density measurements & dietary assessment. Compensation: $100.

Contact Dr. Vanessa da Silva at vdasilva@uga.edu or (706) 5425093.

Mystery shoppers earn up to $100/day. Undercover shoppers needed to judge retail & dining establishments. No exp. req’d.

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Are you charming, aggressive & carefree? Are you sometimes impulsive & irresponsible, but also good at handling people & looking after your own best interests? Earn up to $30 for 3-hr. study. Men & women between 18–65 needed.

Call Personality Studies at UGA for initial phone screening: (706) 583-0819. Reference Code A. Do you or someone you know have a strange addiction? A major TV network is offering professional help for all participants. Call (312) 467-8145 or email 20westcastingteam@gmail.com.

Do you want to change your drinking? We are conducting a study on a medication for treating alcohol problems. Participation incl. 5 in-person assessments, incl. 4 sessions of individual outpatient treatment for alcohol problems. You will be asked to take a medication or placebo on 2 occasions. No cost for treatment. Receive up to $395 for participating. Call (706) 542-8350 for more info.

Earn up to $750 by participating in research in the Department of Kinesiology at UGA. Women 25-45 years of age are needed for a study examining the effects of a nutritional product on how many calories you burn at rest. Contact the BCM Lab at (706) 688-9297 or ugaprojectwasabi@gmail.com.

Earn $500/day. Airbrush & media makeup artists for ads, TV, film, fashion. Train & build portfolio in 1 wk. Lower tuition for 2012. www.

AwardMakeupSchool.com (AAN CAN).

Help wanted! Make money mailing brochures from home!

Free supplies! Helping home workers since 2001. Genuine opportunity. No exp. req’d. Start immediately! www.theworkhub.net (AAN CAN).

Help wanted. Earn extra income assembling CD cases from home.

No experience necessary. Call our live operators now. (800) 4057619 ext. 2450, www.easyworkgreatpay.com (AAN CAN).

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Want to make extra money for trips and clothes? If you want to become an independent beauty consultant for Mary Kay & be a girly-girl & have fun, let me know! CJ, (404) 375-1071.

Vehicles Misc. Vehicles Cash for cars: any car/truck.

Running or not! Top $ paid. We come to you! Call for instant offer, (888) 420-3808, www.cash4car. com (AAN CAN).

Notices Pets Lost and found pets can be advertised in Flagpole classifieds. Call (706) 5490301 or visit www.classifieds. flagpole.com to check for listings and return them home.

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everyday people Demetrice Riden, Ice Cream Shop Employee This week, several of the people I asked for an interview were “not from around here” or “just visiting Athens.” But with a little determination, I found Demetrice Riden, who has lived in Athens for his entire life. Well, all but six months of it. He says he loves it here, but that he’s ready to move on.

By the time I was done talking to Demetrice, I really wanted to go get some BBQ or a piece of fried chicken. Which was a little unexpected, seeing as he works at an ice cream shop.

Flagpole: You work at Ben and Jerry’s. How do you like this job?

Demetrice Riden: Yes, I work at Ben and Jerry’s. I love this job; it’s awesome. I get to meet great people, make kids smile and have an all-around good day.

FP: How long have you lived in Athens?

DR: I’ve lived in Athens for 29 years now.

FP: And is that your whole life?

FP: Six months?

DR: Yeah, six months, man. Eight miles a day. Five o’clock in the morning.

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FP: So, you did that every day?

DR: Except for Saturday and Sunday.

FP: When that was all over, what did you do?

DR: I got a job. I started working at Zaxby’s. I actually worked at, like, three different Zaxby’s. And just living. Living life, making money. Went out to Athens Tech for school.

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FP: What did you go to Athens Tech for?

DR: To get my diploma. Yeah, I was going to school for a small business degree. And, uh, it didn’t work out. I had to choose between school and work. And school wasn’t paying me at the time; like, they weren’t paying people like they do now, like with big grants and all. So, I had to continue working if I wanted to survive and eat and pay bills. But I’m planning on going back.

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FP: You’re thinking about going back?

DR: Yeah, I am going back. Next year. Spring.

FRIDAY, MAY 25

SKYDOG GYPSY

FP: And you’re going to continue with the small business degree?

DR: Yeah. That’s all I want. Like, I want to get me a little rental property or something and go from there… Like, I don’t know exactly what I want to do. I’m not sure. Whatever brings in the most revenue. I was thinking about, like, a barbeque place or something.

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SATURDAY, MAY 26

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FP: Do you know how to cook good barbeque?

DR: Yeah, I’m like a chef, basically. I’ve been cooking since I was, like, 10. My grandma taught me how to cook. And I learned from a chef when I worked in Florida at the Hotel Hilton. I worked under a chef named Jean Paul.

[Laughs.] Yeah, he was the real deal.

DR: That’s my whole life.

FP: What’s it like being from Athens and still being here?

DR: It sucks. I mean I love the atmosphere and, you know, the Dawgs, of course, but it’s time to move on, I think, for me.

This town just isn’t big enough for me and everybody else. It’s sort of like a one-horse town, if you will. So, I’m [laughs]…

I’m gonna be hitting the dusty trail here in a little while.

FP: Where are you thinking about living?

DR: Florida. Clearwater, Florida.

FP: Oh, so you’ve got it pinned down.

DR: Yeah, I used to live in Clearwater, actually, and I want to go back.

FP: How long did you live there?

DR: Six months. I got homesick and came back… I was, like, 19.

FP: Were you trying to move out of Athens at that point?

DR: Yep, I packed up and left. Me and my cousin, we packed up with, like, two dollars to our name. And got on a bus and went to Florida. And I found a job within, like, two weeks. And a girl within two weeks. You know, so, I was moving pretty fast. She was hot. She was Portuguese, yeah. She taught me a little broken Spanish.

FP: What did you do when you got back?

DR: What did I do when I got back? It was so long ago.

[Long pause.] I actually got arrested, I think, when I got back.

I got arrested for a probation violation. And I went to a detention center for, like, six months. I had to pick up trash on the side of the road. It was horrible. It was so horrible.

w/ jORDAN RAGER BAND and REGGIE STARRETT DOORS 8:00pm • SHOW 9:00pm

FP: What kind of things did you learn from him?

DR: I learned how to prep food, like for fancy restaurants… You know, you have to, like, julienne all this stuff. He taught me how to decorate your plates and stuff. He taught me how to have the best presentation of food that you could possibly imagine. But, it’s so easy, though. It’s like, you get a salmon, you filet it, and you cook it for, like, 20 minutes and you take it out, you put it on a plate, you get, like, a clove of cilantro or something and you just place it right beside it and make it look pretty.

FP: So what kind of food preparation do you prefer? Do you like the fancy stuff or doing what your grandma taught you?

DR: Uh, I like what my grandma taught me. I like to get in the kitchen and cut them potatoes up. Get them ready to mash up and make some mashed potatoes. Collard greens—get the greens going. Get your cabbage going. Get you some fatbacks; gotta get you some fatbacks. Some hog maws… Fried chicken.

Let me tell you about the fried chicken. You gotta have perfect grease. Don’t cook no chicken in no old grease. Get some good new grease; put you a teaspoon of butter in your grease. And you get you a bowl and you crack two eggs in it. Get some flour. Dip the chicken in the egg, then dip it in the flour, then lay it in there—you gotta lay it in there like this [he pretends to lower a piece of chicken very slowly into a pan]. Can you taste it? [Laughs.]

FP: Well, that’s all I have, unless you have anything you want to add.

DR: [He thinks for a moment.] Bike cops downtown are racist. Bike cops racially profile young black men.

FP: Do you feel like that happens a lot?

DR: It happens more than not happening. It happens a lot, like all the time.

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