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Why is everybody so upset at the idea that 31,000 (and counting) people want Georgia to secede from the union?

Wouldn’t Georgia be better off out of here? Don’t Georgians have the right to opt out from the federal government when they disagree with it? This is not a new idea, you know. It got cranked up most recently around 2009, after Barack Obama first became president, and it has kicked in again with his reelection. There wasn’t much secessionist talk during President Bush’s eight years—oh, maybe some here in Athens, but not much statewide.

There are always the smug “historians� who rush to point out that Georgia actually did secede in 1861 and was immediately attacked by the central government, invaded and brought by force of Yankee arms back into the “union.� Well, it’s no wonder we’re not happy here, especially since the Yankees have elected not even one of our former slaves, but a Kenyan of the Muslim persuasion without even a valid birth certificate.

And do those “historians� know that our nation actually got its start as a Confederation? That’s right. After the Revolutionary War against, you a foreign tyrant, our people They may start know, knew better than to get up under another one, so we formed a kind to understand of loose alliance that reserved all why secession is power to the states.

Now, that was the kind of govthe intelligent ernment we need today. Nobody in choice for us.

Washington or anywhere else could tell the State of Georgia to do anything. We had our own money; we built our own roads; we had our own tariffs. You actually had to pay to come into Georgia, just like we had to pay to go to South Carolina. State’s rights.

You bet. No Emancipation Proclamation nonsense back then.

We did it our way.

That Confederation would have worked out just fine, except that the Yankees just couldn’t stand to see somebody not doing things their way. That was the biggest mistake we ever made, letting them hornswoggle us out of our perfectly good Confederation. No. They had to have a strong central government that could tell states what to do, and look where it led.

Straight to war among the states.

Well, that’s what we’re trying to avoid right now. The power to tax is the power to destroy, and that’s what they’re trying to do to us all over. They are confiscating our money and taking it to Washington. Of course, they give us back a lot more than they take, but it’s the principle of the thing. We don’t want anybody taxing us, and we’d better get out now before the Yankee taxes get so oppressive that corporations like Georgia Power and Coca Cola and Delta Airlines will be operating out of the Cayman Islands. Georgia people do not want to be taxed—not for roads, not for education, not for health care. If the Yankees can get that through their thick skulls, they may start to understand why secession is the intelligent choice for us and not some numbskull, crackpot joke, like they enjoy portraying it.

That’s the whole trouble with what they call the “union.�

There’s no allowance for local and regional differences, the kind that give flavor to a place and make Georgia different from, say, Massachusetts. The people up there may want to pay a lot of taxes to build all those confusing freeways, but we don’t want that. Our legislature, in its wisdom, let us choose whether we wanted to tax ourselves in order to build roads, and most of us just said no.

And that’s our right. But that doesn’t make us stupid. We turned back around and voted in favor of using our tax dollars to support private schools that are not under the thumb of any government. If that weakens our public school system, that’s just too bad. It strengthens private schools, and that’s the way we like it down here. You watch: one of these days soon, all our schools will be private.

So, you can begin to get the drift about why secession just may be the proper path for an independent people like us. Paul Broun can be our leader, and we’ll be free from Obama’s mind control. And to tell you the truth, you may be glad to see us gone. We may soon have as much clout in Congress and in the Electoral College as Ohio by the time we have conferred citizenship on all our fertilized eggs.

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Mixed Messages: When Regina Quick and Commissioner Andy Herod said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Spencer Frye beat state Reps. Doug McKillip really have a good mechanism to address and Keith Heard in July, City Hall insiders that.â&#x20AC;? hoped it might add to a new era of peace and Quickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s response was equivocal but at least tranquility between Athens-Clarke County and promising: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I will not look at you and agree our overlords in Atlanta. blindlyâ&#x20AC;Ś but I will examine all these things.â&#x20AC;?

All five members of our local legislative Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more than commissioners could have delegation come Januaryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Quick, Frye, Rep. hoped for in the past.

Chuck Williams, R-Watkinsville, and Sens.

Bill Cowsert, R-Athens, and Frank Ginn, Broun Rowndup: Apparently, Republicans talkR-Danielsvilleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;are on record as favoring ing about how the Earth isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t 4.5 billion years the redistricting plan the county commisold is the new Republicans talking about rape. sion approved last year but McKillip (and Sen. Marco Rubio, a potential 2016 presidenmaybe Heard) blocked. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll recall, the tial candidate, was the laughingstock of the newly minted Republican McKillip wanted to Internet last week after he told GQ that he prove his conservative bona fides by carvisnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sure how old the Earth is because heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ing a GOP-leaning commission district out â&#x20AC;&#x153;not a scientist, man.â&#x20AC;? Rubio also revealed of liberal Athens, while Heard and McKillip that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an Afrika Bambaataa fan; regrettably, both felt that the superdistricts in our eightGQ didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t follow up with a question about the and-two system underrepresented minorities. age of Planet Rock.

Eventually, the frustrated Williams, Ginn and Meanwhile, the votes for Charles Darwin Cowsert, stymied by the delegationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unanimkeep trickling in. In addition to nearly ity rule for local legislation, let through a map 4,000 in Clarke County, he got more than 900 with 10 equal diswrite-ins against tricts, to the displeaRep. Paul Broun in sure of local elected Oconee County, and officials.

Oglethorpe County With Heard and Democrat Laura Floyd McKillip gone, it reports he won 190 ought to be a piece votes there. of cake to get the And guess who districts changed might be running back for 2014, against Sen. Saxby right? Not so fast.

Chambliss in 2014?

Commissioners asked See Capitol Impact at a work session on page 6 to find last month and out. couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get a firm answer.

Media Matters: Morris â&#x20AC;&#x153;Would you conCommunicationsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; sider putting it to flagship newspathe voters in the per, the Augusta county, which way Chronicle, went they want to go?â&#x20AC;? behind a paywall Ginn said. last year, and the Sen. Frank Ginn, R-Danielsville.

The referendum Savannah Morning idea was a nonNews recently folstarter, since there isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t another election lowed suit. Word is youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have to pay to read scheduled in Athens until July 2014. Ginn the Athens Banner-Herald online, too, by the backed down on the referendum but didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t end of the year. In hindsight, print publicacommit to pushing the issue at the Capitol. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I tions should have charged for their online want to work with you,â&#x20AC;? he told commissioncontent from the beginning, but paywalls are ers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think all our current delegation wants so easily bypassed and people are so used to to support you in the direction you want to things being free on the web now that the go.â&#x20AC;? juryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still out on whether they work. The real Nor would lawmakers commit to reunitquestion is, how much stuff in the ABH is ing Oconee County in one House district, the worth paying to read anymore? way it was before McKillip swapped out part The Red & Blackâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;where students revolted of his Democratic Athens district for Williamsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; earlier this year after its nonprofit board tried Republican one. Williams said â&#x20AC;&#x153;thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pretty to take away their editorial controlâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;has strong argumentâ&#x20AC;? for changing those districts four new board members: Atlanta Journalback, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably only possible as part Constitution reporter Greg Bluestein, freelance of another statewide redistricting, not a editor Chuck Reese, New York Times reporter standalone bill. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seen any indication Justin Gilllis and Barronâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s editor Steven Sears. thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an appetite to do that,â&#x20AC;? he said.

At least two, Bluestein and Reese, are Red & Commissioners are also asking legislaBlack alumni and opposed the boardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plan to tors to move local races back to November, make money by watering down its content. when voter turnout is higher. Nonpartisan Four talented working journalists joining the races were moved to July in an effort to board should help the organization get moving avoid costly, low-turnout judicial runoffs in in the right direction and avoid any more illDecember. advised schemes.

In addition, commissioners and Municipal Court Judge Leslie Spornberger Jones asked Downtown Plan: Remember that really imporlawmakers to revamp traffic laws, downgrading tant downtown master plan meeting I told some penalties from possible jail time to fines you about last week? It was Tuesday night. only and giving local police the power to use Hopefully, you were there, but if not, look for radar to enforce speed limits. a recap at Flagpole.com. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Probably the major complaint as far as neighborhood traffic is speeding,â&#x20AC;?

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A majority of commissioners said at the Nov. 15 meeting that they intend to support the proposal when it comes up for a vote Tuesday. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only the first step, said Commissioner Kelly Girtzâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;next, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll consider other committee recommendations, like an ombudsman to guide employers through the permitting process. But they want to get the structure in place well before Chapmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contract expires in June. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just getting started, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very timely that we move forward,â&#x20AC;? Hoard said.

The lone dissenter, as is often the case, was Commissioner Doug Lowry, who called the plan half-baked. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just not inclined to support something I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really understand,â&#x20AC;?

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Patel also accused each other of not taking the lead in raising private funds for the EDF. EDF members reiterated their concerns at a Nov. 12 board meeting but said theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll stand behind whatever the commission approves. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The trainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s running down the track,â&#x20AC;? Chandler said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not standing in front of it.â&#x20AC;?

When the commissionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nov. 15 agendasetting meeting rolled around, no one spoke out against the plan. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think everybody said what they felt like they needed to say,â&#x20AC;?

Chapman said last week. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem to be any desire on the part of the commission to hear another side of it.â&#x20AC;?

The chamber supports the commissionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plan, said Mike Morris, the incoming chairman. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Folks should be doing backflips that yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;all have taken this on and agreed to do this and agreed to fund it,â&#x20AC;? he said.

Some high-powered business executives are fighting a plan to put economic development under Athens-Clarke County government control, but the county commission is likely to move forward next week anyway.

Representatives from several existing economic development groupsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;including the Economic Development Foundation, Industrial Development Authority and Mayor Nancy Densonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s task forceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;sat down with commissioners earlier this month to complain about commissionersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; proposal to dissolve the independent EDF and put economic development under County Manager Alan Reddish.

Their concerns included politicizing the process and finding a six-figure professional to recruit industries who is willing to work for a government salary. The task force had recommended replacing the EDF with a similar but smaller board not beholden to government.

When businesspeople heard commissioners had something else in mind, â&#x20AC;&#x153;the vast majority expressed concern,â&#x20AC;? EDF Chairman Paul Chambers, an AT&T district manager, said.

Companies looking to locate in Athens want to work with other businesspeople, not government officials, said EDF Executive Director Peggy Chapman, who advocated putting the IDA, a bond-issuing authority appointed by the commission, in charge of economic development. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whatever you do, the private sector has to be involved,â&#x20AC;? she said.

As several commissioners noted, Caterpillar dealt directly with Reddish when it decided to build a plant here. The commission has to approve roads, sewer lines and land purchases for new industries, anyway, they said. And they argue that, since the plan also involves boosting the EDFâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tax funding to $600,000 to $700,000, they need to have oversight.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;The point of bringing it in-house is so the taxpayers hold us accountable,â&#x20AC;? Commissioner Mike Hamby said.

Chambers said he appreciates the additional funding. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Compared to other communities, we are very, very underfunded,â&#x20AC;? Chambers said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Anything we can do to change that is good.â&#x20AC;?

But why not spend that money on parks or roads or other quality-of-life initiatives, which Caterpillar cited as a reason for moving to Athens? ACC needs to expand the tax base first, Mayor Nancy Denson said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to make the pie bigger or a slice will cost everybody more,â&#x20AC;? she said.

Commissioners also promised that the new staff person would work with private businesses, the Athens Area Chamber of Commerce, the state Economic Development Department and other entities. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think any thought was given to eliminating those kinds of partnerships,â&#x20AC;? Commissioner Kathy Hoard said.

And they have said that the new position wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be a political one. â&#x20AC;&#x153;None of the commissioners want to micromanage this person,â&#x20AC;?

Commissioner Andy Herod told the EDF Nov. 12. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll report to the county manager.â&#x20AC;?

Local governments doing economic development is not unheard of. Oconee County does it that way, although that county is much smaller and coordination is easier. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worked well for us, from my perspective,â&#x20AC;? Commission Chairman Melvin Davis said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We may be unique in that regard.â&#x20AC;?

Only five counties in Georgia oversee economic development, according to local Georgia Power executive Len Chandler. He said itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not working in DeKalb County, but when Commissioner Mike Hamby pointed out that it seems to work in Oconee County, Chandler replied, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not here to stand in judgement of what Oconee County does.â&#x20AC;?

Attendees at the Nov. 7 meeting spent a good chunk of time pointing fingers. Chapman bemoaned a lack of communication among various economic development groups, but chamber President Doc Eldridge said they talk regularly. Eldridge and EDF board member Jinx

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Who Will Take On Saxby?

Sen. Saxby Chambliss is hearing thunder from the rightâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and plenty of itâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as he prepares for a possible run for reelection in 2014.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been widely rumored that Rep. Tom Price, a Roswell Republican, has been considering a challenge to Chambliss in the GOP primary.

Two other names are also being floated as candidates who might take on Chambliss in the primary: Rep. Paul Broun of Athens and former secretary of state Karen Handel.

Chambliss, a white-haired attorney from Moultrie, has often been described as â&#x20AC;&#x153;the senator from central casting,â&#x20AC;? because he looks like every stereotypical Southern senator youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever seen in a Hollywood movie. During his two terms in the Senate, he has picked up a reputation for expertise on such issues as terrorism and the federal deficit.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that work on the deficit that is bringing out the opposition in his own party. Chambliss has shown a willingness to reach out to Democratic colleagues and make a deal on reducing the massive national debt, which is an unpardonable sin to conservative factions in the GOP. That kind of moderation can be dangerous to an incumbent senator. Just a few months ago, Indiana Sen. Richard Lugar was defeated in a Republican primary by a tea party candidateâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;thus ending a distinguished Senate career that spanned 36 years.

Chambliss is facing similar pushback here because of his widely reported role as a member of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gang of Six,â&#x20AC;? a group of Democratic and Republican senators at the center of negotiations on a deficit reduction deal. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sometimes when he sees himself being a statesman, conservatives see him as being a sellout,â&#x20AC;? said Virginia Galloway, the state director for Americans for Prosperity, in a recent interview.

No matter who qualifies to oppose the senator, it will be one of the most closely watched races in the next election cycle.

That national spotlight would become even brighter if Paul Broun is the one who emerges as the top challenger to Chambliss. Broun is one of those politicians that reporters love, because the most outrageous statements come out whenever he opens his mouth.

Broun has compared the Obama administration to Nazi Germany. He has agreed that President Obama could stage a pandemic as an excuse to declare martial law. At a town hall meeting last February, one of the audience members asked, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to shoot Obama?â&#x20AC;? Broun was initially reported as laughing at that question, but later issued a statement calling it â&#x20AC;&#x153;abhorrent.â&#x20AC;?

When a videotape surfaced several weeks ago of Broun denouncing evolution, embryology and the Big Bang Theory as â&#x20AC;&#x153;lies straight from the pit of Hell,â&#x20AC;? the video clip became a YouTube sensation and bolstered Brounâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s national celebrity in both right-wing and left-wing forums.

If Broun decides to run against Chambliss, you can bet that his every word will be eagerly reported on Fox News and MSNBC. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know if Georgians should be excited or appalled at that prospect.

Chambliss sounds like heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s already gearing up for a rousing primary race. In an interview with a Macon TV station, he trashed one of the icons of conservative Republicans, anti-tax activist Grover Norquist. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I care too much about my country,â&#x20AC;?

Chambliss said in explaining why he did not support Norquistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pledge never to vote for a tax increase. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I care a lot more about it than I do about Grover Norquistâ&#x20AC;Ś Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m willing to do the right thing and let the political consequences take care of themselves.â&#x20AC;?

Those are fighting words from the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s senior senator. They could be the prelude to the bloodiest political fight weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve seen in quite some time.

Tom Crawford tcrawford@gareport.com

The Next Great Moral Issue Bill McKibben on the Fight Against Climate Change

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he day after the election, author and activist Bill McKibben set out on a 21-city barnstorming tour to draw attention to an issue that was virtually ignored during the campaign: climate change.

The stops don’t include Athens, but local residents are organizing Rally for Climate Change Action around McKibben’s work, nonetheless. Two UGA groups, the Sierra Student Coalition and Beyond Coal, and the Georgia Climate Change Coalition will march to raise awareness of climate change Saturday, Dec. 1 at 1 p.m., starting at the university’s coal-fired boiler, followed by a program at 2 p.m. at New Earth Music Hall where UGA scientists will examine how McKibben came to his conclusions.

In a recent interview, McKibben—the author of dozens of books and articles in The New York Times, Rolling Stone and other publications, who also runs the website 350.org—talked about Hurricane Sandy and recruiting an army of college students to fight the fossil fuel industry.

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What is this tour about?

[O]ur sense is that the time has come to stop spending all our effort trying to reach our political leaders and instead reach the people who are really in charge of things, the fossil fuel industry. I wrote a piece for Rolling Stone this summer that went oddly viral, became one of the most shared pieces.

And it laid out the mathematics behind the fact that, really, the fossil fuel industry is turning into a kind of rogue industry at this point, doing enormous damage. They have in their reserves about five times the amount of carbon than even the most conservative government thinks would be safe to burn. So, as Desmond Tutu says in a video that he put together for this road show, after the Bill McKibben fight against apartheid, this is the next great moral issue for the planet, and we need to bring some of the same kinds of tools to bear. One of the things we’ll be doing is trying to launch divestment campaigns on college campuses across America to get those institutions to get rid of their stock in fossil fuel companies.

Since your article this summer about the math of climate change, you had another article in Rolling Stone about the Greenland ice sheet. Have you heard anything since then?

[T]hat was given new pungency by the events of last [month] in New York and New Jersey. You know, that huge storm surge rode in on an ocean that was a foot higher than it would have been without climate change.

Do you find it tiresome that talking about climate change in the media devolves into a controversy over whether an individual event can be chalked up to climate change?

I think we’re slowly getting past that. It is amazing, the media’s ability to replay the same story over and over again.

But each time the answer gets a little more definitive. I thought the cover of Businessweek last Thursday was the clearest indication we’re in a new world. It just says in huge letters, “It’s global warming, stupid.” It’s a great graphic; it’s really powerful.

Have you heard of the scenario presented by Gwynne Dyer in the book Climate Wars, that if we continue on our present carbon trajectory, we may trigger an extinction event?

I think that the standard scientific assessment, at least for the last seven or eight years, is someplace between 40 and 70 percent of species would go extinct in a rapid warming scenario like the one we’re entering. As I recall, that was the IPCC account of a three-and-a-half-degree rise in temperature.

Is that sort of temperature rise unavoidable at this point?

Nope, it’s not unavoidable. It’s only avoidable, though, with very hard work. A certain amount of climate change is clearly already baked in, and some of the effects are brutal. You know, this summer we saw the catastrophic melt of the Arctic. We’ve

broken one of the world’s biggest physical features. But if we do what we need to do now to get off coal and gas and oil, then we can limit the damage.

Is this goal attainable?

I don’t know if it’s attainable. I think if you were betting, you’d have to say the odds are not great, but the stakes are so high that anything we can do to change those odds is sort of mandatory… We managed to stop at least for a year the Keystone Pipeline down out of the tar sands of Canada, when everybody who was theoretically politically realistic said it was definitely a done deal. It did take 1,253 of us going to jail, but we slowed them down. So, I’m not ready to give up by any means. This is the most ambitious project we’ve ever undertaken; we’ll go to 21 cities in 21 nights, and then by springtime it’ll be going fully international.

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How much science is it going to take to convince people?

The last climate deniers, you’re never going to convince.

Their mind-set’s rooted in ideology, not science. But the polling data shows that about 74 percent of Americans now understand that the climate’s warming. Which is a remarkably high percentage for anything. I mean, you know, this is a country where 40 percent of people think Elvis is still alive. So, getting 74 percent to agree on something is very good.

It seems like we’ve gotten to where we are through relentless technological progress, and so many people are relying on that to continue to be our salvation.

We’ve got lots of good progress coming; it’s just much different than what we’re used to. So, solar panels are great.

They’re highly technical, and they allow you to have a very spread-out, diffuse, democratic power grid. I’ve got them all over my roof, and they work great even in Vermont… When I was last in Copenhagen for that ridiculous failed climate meeting, the one really good thing was watching the fact that 40 percent of people in that very advanced city have adopted the bicycle as their way of getting to and from work. The bicycle is as technological as the airplane. And probably better for you.

You’ve said that global heating of 11 degrees Fahrenheit would create a planet “straight out of science fiction.” I know they can’t prove definitively what the planet would look like in that case, but what are some of the scenarios?

Well, we know that agriculture would be next to impossible.

And we think at this point the data seems to indicate that every degree increase in global average temperature should cut grain yields about 10 percent. The ocean is already 30 percent more acid, and that’s causing havoc already with marine creatures. One oceanographer last month at the close of the big conference on ocean acidification in California said that by century’s end, at this pace, the oceans of the world will be “hot, sour and breathless.” Which seemed to me a pretty powerful statement. Most frozen things will have melted or be in the process of melting. And we’ll see a huge increase in severe weather, to the point where my guess would be that civilization will just be a series of emergency responses to things.

What do you think is the most important thing somebody can do who feels strongly about this and wants to join in your efforts?

Organize. It’s important to change your lightbulb, but it’s less important than coming together with other people to try and change the system. So, if one’s on a college campus at Duke, at UNC, at Davidson, at wherever, the job is clear for the moment. It’s to try and build a divestment movement so that companies are called to account. They’re on your campus.

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Holiday Market Roundup Seasonal Craft Sales In and Around Athens

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hether you’re looking to enroll in a holiday craft workshop, eat breakfast with Santa or simply “shop your ATH off” this season, Athens offers a multitude of opportunities to get into the holiday spirit. Festivities officially kick off each year with the downtown Parade of Lights, an annual celebration during which various local businesses and organizations march through the streets of downtown alongside their illuminated, hand-decorated floats. This year’s “A Charlie Brown Christmas”-themed parade is set for Thursday, Dec. 6 at 7 p.m. and will meet at the corner of Dougherty and Pulaski streets before winding its way around the block to City Hall on College Avenue for the traditional tree-lighting ceremony, hosted by Santa and Mrs. Claus. Call 706-613-3620 or visit www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure for more details.

In the spirit of traditions, let Flagpole make shopping locally a little simpler this year with our annual “Holiday Market Roundup,” a list of craft markets, open houses and sales going on in Athens and nearby. Check out our list below…

Open Houses & Art Markets in Athens UGA’s student jewelry and metalsmithing organization, Phi Beata Heata, holds its bi-annual sale on Tuesday, Nov. 27 through Nov. 29 from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. at the Lamar Dodd School of Art. The selection of handcrafted jewelry showcases completely original designs, like Maria Dondero enameled “sugar skulls” and Marmalade Pottery architectonic assemblages of brass cubes. Credit cards, cash and checks are all accepted.

To follow future projects, search for Phi Beata Heata on Facebook.

Saturday morning at Bishop Park from 9 a.m.–12 p.m., its special Holiday Craft Markets on Dec. 1, 8 & 15 feature a good selection of handmade items including stained glass, knitted hats and scarves, jewelry, metal yard art, candles and more. For details, check out www.athensfarmersmarket.net.

For a little bit of everything, join North Jackson Street businesses—Community, Whole: Mind. Body. Art. and Dynamite Clothing—on Friday, Nov. 30 from 6–9 p.m. for a collaborative Holiday Market. Focusing on sustainability, the market will feature handmade, fair trade and repurposed gifts and clothing, along with holiday sales and special treats.

Contact Community at communityathens@gmail.com for more details.

Treehouse Kid & Craft’s third annual Handmade Hollyday Artist Market, held at 815 W. Broad St. on Saturday, Dec. 1 from 10 a.m.–5 p.m., features the best handcrafted works of 30 regional artists, including Appaloosa Design, Double Dutch Press, Sugar Cookie Designs and Songbird Soaps. Farm Cart will be on-site serving lunch. For more information, visit www.tree housekidandcraft.com.

Native America Gallery, located at 195 E. Clayton St., hosts its 15th annual Snowpendous Holiday Open House on Saturday,

The Athens Pop Up Art Gallery at ATHICA showcases quilts

by Elizabeth Barton, folk art by Beverly Buchanan, jewelry

by Annette Hatton and Annette Paskiewicz, knitted items

by Gaybriel Jones, $1 portraits by Mark Johnson, pastel and charcoal works by Rich Panico, paintings by Mary Porter, sewn works by Suzanne Reeves and ceramics by Jasey Jones, Daniel Sizemore and Emily Tatum. An Indie Pop Up Shop outdoors includes works by Kayla Cox, Ed Edderson, Anne McKenzie, Stephanie Anne, Tiffany Tunno and Juls Knapp. The pop-up gallery opens with a preview party featuring live music on Friday, Nov. 30, 5–8 p.m. and continues through Saturday, Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. & Sunday, Dec. 2, 12–4 p.m. ATHICA is located at 160 Tracy St. in the Chase Street Warehouses. Visit www.athens popup.blogspot.com for examples of artists’ works.

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Offering an alternative to the traditional gift exchange experience, the annual Benevolence Market presents a way to give back to the local community this holiday season. Attendees can meet representatives from nearly 35 local, nonprofit agencies, such as the Athens Land Trust, Project Safe and the Athens Area Humane Society, and purchase items from a “shopping list” to donate. The market takes place at the First Presbyterian Church of Athens at 355 Pulaski St. on Sunday, Dec. 2 from 12–3 p.m. For more information, visit www.first presathens.org/benevolencemarket.

During the annual Holiday Open House at the State Botanical Garden on Sunday, Dec. 2 from 2–5 p.m., the festively decorated tropical conservatory will be filled with music by the Georgia Children’s Chorus, The Solstice Sisters and the Classic City Band. Children are invited to take photos and share their wishes with Santa and Mrs. Claus, as well as watch puppet shows at 2:30, 3:30 and 4:30 p.m. in the children’s classroom.

The gift shop will be open for adults to browse through many holiday ornaments and potential presents, and Donderos’ Kitchen will provide house-made hot chocolate and treats. For more information, visit www. uga.edu/botgarden.

Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market hosts its holiday market on Sunday, Dec. 2 from 4–7 p.m. Fifteen local artisans will showcase graphic designs, textiles, screen printing, letterpress, jewelry, painting, photography, organic bath and body products, terrariums and knitted items. House-made holiday snacks, hot cider and mulled red wine will be available to sip on while you peruse the booths.

Heirloom is located at 815 N. Chase St. Visit www.heirloom athens.com for details.

The UGA Ceramic Student Organization holds its own sale Wednesday, Nov. 28 & Thursday, Nov. 29 from 9 a.m.–5 p.m., also at the Lamar Dodd School of Art. Works include functional pottery like teapots, mugs, bowls and ceramic jewelry as well as hand-built sculptures and large-scale pots.

Proceeds go towards future educational field trips and bringing in visiting artists for lectures and demonstrations. For more information on the program, visit www.art.uga.edu.

The sixth annual United Way Holiday Market on Thursday, Nov. 29, 5:30–7:30 p.m., promises both silent and live auctions with all proceeds benefiting the United Way of Northeast Georgia’s Early Childhood Literacy Program. Tickets are $10, and the market and auction will take place in Hotel Indigo’s Rialto Room at 500 College Ave. Read up on United Way’s mission at www.unitedwaynega.org.

that inspired them. Paintings by Sarah Seabolt will also be for show and sale. To view examples of Maria’s work, visit www. mariadondero.com.

Dec. 1 from 10 a.m.–7 p.m., with a storewide jewelry sale and “snowtacular” door prizes for the first 200 guests who visit.

Snacks and libations will be available, as will a pair of Navajocrafted sterling silver feather earrings as a “thank you” gift, complimentary with each purchase. Call 706-543-8425 for more information.

Local potter Carter Gillies offers two different events this season. View his latest works, including a variety of vases, bowls and other kitchen staples, during the Carter Gillies Pottery Open House on Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2. The following weekend on Saturday, Dec. 8 & Sunday, Dec. 9, Carter will be joined by fellow potters Geoff Pickett, Juana Gnecco and Jeff Bishoff for the annual Carter and Friends Pottery Sale. Both events are from 10 a.m.–4 p.m. and located at 572 Nantahala Ave. Call 706-546-7235 or email cartergillies@bell south.net for details.

Take a tour of Marmalade Pottery, the home studio of Maria Dondero at 775 Pulaski St., during her fourth annual Holiday Sale on Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday Dec. 2, 10 a.m.–5 p.m.

Maria’s father, Tim Dondero of Donderos’ Kitchen, has created several food dishes to be sampled out of the pottery platters

Deck the Walls, a holidaythemed market held annually by the Lyndon House Arts Center, is open Tuesday through Saturday from 12–5 p.m. until Jan. 5. The Gallery Shop and Ronnie Lukasiewicz Gallery are full of wreaths, ornaments, garlands, cards, jewelry, stained glass, pottery, soap, paintings and more by over 80 regional artists. For more details on the Lyndon House, located at 293 Hoyt St., visit www.athensclarkecounty.com/ lyndonhouse.

The Lyndon House will also host the Studio Group’s 31st Show and Sale on Thursday, Dec. 6, 5–9 p.m. & Friday, Dec. 7 & Saturday, Dec. 8, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. As one of the longest existing fine arts organizations in Athens, the Studio Group currently consists of 13 artists, with the newest members including glass-blower Paul Bendzunas, figurative sculpture artist Barbara Odil and travel photographer Sally Ross. Other media include quilts, rugs, furniture, painting, silk, metal works, jewelry, fused-glass and turned wood. For artist bios and examples of work, visit www.thestudiogroup.biz.

Downtown pottery spot Good Dirt Clay Studio and Gallery, located at 510 N. Thomas St., hosts its Holiday Open House on Friday, Dec. 7 from 5–9 p.m., Saturday, Dec. 8 from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. & Sunday, Dec. 9 from 12–5 p.m. Wheel-throwing demonstrations will take place throughout the weekend, and a pottery sale will feature student works, pots by Rob Sutherland and fused-glass jewelry, bowls, plates and wind chimes by Kim Sutherland. Seasonal workshops include a “Holiday Try Clay”

session every Sunday to make milk and cookie sets for Santa and “Fused Jewelry and Holiday Ornaments” on Sunday, Dec. 9. To register, call 706-355-3161. For more information on the studio and gallery, visit www.gooddirt.net.

Established in 2007 as the Athens Indie Craftstravaganzaa, the newly named Indie South Fair has broadened its scope to provide more hands-on opportunities for interactivity and creative exploration in the arts, starting with this year’s Holiday Market. Much more than simply a marketplace, Indie South Fair includes various instructional workshops, demonstrations, live musical performances, kids’ crafting activities, local food carts and a vintage market throughout the day. Featuring some of the more established artists in the area while still retaining a strong DIY ethos, this year’s lineup includes handcrafted jewelry by Cameoko, Laurel Hill, Olivia Terrell and Hard Wear Designs, small-batch culinary sea salts by Beautiful Briny Sea, Dia de los Muertos masks by Suzi Linden, aromatherapy oils by Little Yellow Yarrow, mixed-media works by Cap Man and wire sculpture portraits by Noah Saunders—all in addition to a wide selection of paintings, illustrations, bath and body products, candles, pillows, clothing and accessories. The market takes place on Saturday, Dec. 8 from 11 a.m.–6 p.m. at Ben’s Bikes, located at 670 W. Broad St. For more details and a full list of participating art vendors, visit www.indiesouthfair.com.

For handmade ceramic and sterling jewelry, funky functional pottery, tree ornaments, scarves, hats and one-of-a-kind carved items, drop by Soup Studios’ eighth Annual Holiday Market on Saturday, Dec. 8, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. Soup Studios is located at 2140 S. Lumpkin St. To see examples of founding potter Jamie Voivedich’s brightly colored, whimsical works, which have been featured in Southern Living, visit www.soupstudios.com.

Rebecca Wood and her team of potters are almost as busy as Santa’s elves this holiday season as they gear up for their Holiday Sale on Saturday, Dec. 8 from 9 a.m.– 4 p.m. R. Wood Studio, housed inside an old produce warehouse at 450 Georgia Dr., will have many brightly colored pieces that the studio is known for, in addition to several one-of-a-kind pieces made by Rebecca herself. To view samples of the potters’ work, check out www.rwoodstudio.com.

The Athens Artist Market’s Handmade for the Holidays event at The Classic Center, located at 300 N. Thomas St., includes 75 artists whose works range from traditional painting, pottery and jewelry to upcycled items, gourmet food and novels. The market will be held on Saturday, Dec. 8 & Sunday, Dec. 9 from 12–8 p.m., the same two days as the free Athens Symphony Christmas concerts. For a complete list of participating vendors, check www.athensartistmarket.com.

and musical instruments. Likely the last until warm weather returns in the spring, the market offers a diverse spread of interesting finds. The Eclectic Bazaar will take place at the corner of Broad and Church streets outside of Vic’s Vintage during the afternoon on Sunday, Dec. 16. For more details or to participate as a future vendor, email athenseclecticbazaar@ gmail.com.

Local art supporter Flicker Theatre & Bar opens its doors early for its own Holiday Market on Saturday, Dec. 22 from 12–5 p.m. Have the bartender mix up an afternoon cocktail to warm up with as you look over the collection of creations from Athens-area artists. Flicker is located at 263 W. Washington St. downtown. Visit www.flickertheatreandbar.com for more information.

Outside Athens The family-run Bendzunas Glass Studio and Gallery, located at 89 W. South Ave. in Comer, holds its last Holiday Open Houses of the season on Friday, Nov. 30 through Sunday, Dec. 2 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Although operating primarily as a wholesale business that distributes to galleries country-wide, a public gallery displaying some of the family’s best mouth-blown functional and decorative glass art works will be open, and several glassblowing demonstrations will be held throughout the weekend.

For more information, call 706-7835869.

The Oconee Cultural Arts Foundation’s 18th annual juried Holiday Market includes the works of 70 regional artists and crafters this year, ranging from pottery, paintings, jewelry, handmade books, photography, fiber and folk art, sculpture, woodwork and more. OCAF’s Artist Shoppe, which features original works by 60 regional artists, will also be open in conjunction with the Holiday Market. The Market is open Friday, Nov. 30 from 5–9 p.m. & Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 10 a.m.–5

While in the area, venture over to Farmington Pottery’s December Open House Pottery Sale on Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. to view the latest creations of Geoff and Lisa Pickett. A wide variety of pottery—including dinnerware, kitchen and tableware, garden pots and other individual pieces—will be on display, as well as a selection of soaps, lotions and skincare products made with herbs from Lisa’s own garden. Farmington Pottery is located at 1171 Freeman Creek Rd. in Farmington. For more Geoff Pickett information, visit www.pickett Farmington Pottery pottery.com.

This year’s lineup at Wolf Creek Pottery promises a diverse array of traditional and contemporary pieces, with participating potters including Jorie Berman, Isabell Daniel, Michael DeBerry, Juana Gnecco, Jen Graff, Nancy Green and Allya Macdonald. Located at 1500 Tappan Spur Rd. in Watkinsville, the gallery’s annual Holiday Sale is on Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. For more details, call 706-410-5200.

The annual J.B. (Jeff Bishoff) & Friends Pottery and Art Show and Sale features new works by J.B. and Keen Zero. Occurring on Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 10 a.m.–5 pm., the sale will be located at 1790 Salem Rd. in Farmington. Call 678-863-1847.

View the newly completed studio space of Woodruff Pottery, located at 35 S. Main St. in Watkinsville, during its Holiday Open House and Sale on Saturday, Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Artist Alice Woodruff creates both decorative and functional stoneware and porcelain works, including cups, bowls, plates and other vessels that are thoughtfully inspired by nature. For details, call 706-207-5175.

The Madison Artists Guild will host its first ever MAG Holiday Market, featuring artwork, unique gifts and seasonal stocking stuffers, at the Cottage Gallery in Town Park, located at 248 W. Jefferson St. in Madison. The market will be open Thursdays– Saturdays, 11 a.m.–4:30 p.m. & Sundays, 1–5 p.m., through December. For more details, visit www.madisonartistsguild.org

Hendershot’s Holiday Market at Hendershot’s Coffee Bar on Sunday, Dec. 9, from 10 a.m.–5 p.m., is sure to bring out a nice selection of locally made goods to give as gifts this season. Hendershot’s is located at 1560 Oglethorpe Ave. Check out www.hendershotscoffee.com for more details.

An outdoor patio under twinkling lights makes for a festive setting at the Big City Bread Holiday Market, held Thursday, Dec. 13 & Friday, Dec. 14 from 5–9 p.m. This toasty juried market, complete with bonfires and live music, presents the works of over 40 artists, including Lou Kregel, Normaltown Woodworks, 3 Porch Farms and Jaime Calkin, with items such as bird houses, paintings, lamps, woodwork and tiny play kitchens. Big City Bread Cafe is located at 393 N. Finley St. Find Big City Bread Holiday Market on Facebook.

Dec. 1 & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 10 a.m.–6 p.m. features additional handmade creations by other regional artists as well as treats from local food vendors. The gallery is located at the corner of Salem Road and Highway 441 in Farmington. For more information and to view samples of the member artists’ works, visit www.farmingtondepotgallery.com.

Right down the road at 125 W. Jefferson St. in Madison, the Broughton Artists’ Market includes locally made works by 18 artists. A grand opening soiree on Saturday, Dec. 1 at 7 p.m. officially kicks off a month of holiday shopping at the market, which will be open Thursdays–Sundays, 10 a.m.–6 p.m., through December. Search for Broughton Artists’ Group on Facebook for more information.

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Holiday Bazaar on the Farm, in Broad River Pastures, Elberton, features local arts and crafts, a kids’crafts table, raw cheese, seasonal veggies, book signings by author Tim Young and more, from 1:30 p.m.–4 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 2. Email broadriverpastures@gmail.com for more info.

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Ceramic artist group Long Road Studio will host Ceramic Arts Holiday Sales, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 15 & Sunday, Dec. 16, and again on Saturday, Dec. 22 & Sunday, Dec. 23.

Held at Normaltown Pottery, located at 410 King Ave., the sales include pottery and sculptures by Juana Gnecco, Laura Cooper, Nancy Green, Allya Macdonald, Melanie Sgrignoli, Kendall Steele and Caryn van Wagtendonk. Call 706-549-7007 for details.

Part artist market, part flea market, the relatively new, oncemonthly Eclectic Bazaar features a curated selection of handmade items and artwork as well as vintage clothing, records

p.m. Admission for all three days is $3. For more details, visit www.ocaf.com.

For vibrant, richly glazed pieces of pottery that draw inspiration from nature, check out the works of David Morgan, a regional potter who has been creating functional stoneware for the past 30 years. The David Morgan Pottery studio, located at 3747 Old Wildcat Bridge Rd. in Danielsville, opens for a holiday sale Saturday, Dec. 1 from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. & Sunday, Dec. 2 from 12–5 p.m. Call 706-795-3418 for more information.

Among the paintings, sculptures, folk art, ceramics and furniture created by the dozen or so members who run the historic Farmington Depot Gallery, the Holidaze market on Saturday,

A World Away, a gathering of craftspeople, vintage dealers, collectors, musicians and farmers, will make its premiere on Saturday, Dec. 8, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. As the brainchild of Nancy Lendved, who ran Frontier for over a decade, the new, creative outdoor market features everything from textiles and painting to salvaged building materials and metal art. The event serves partly as a fundraiser for Sweet Olive Farm. A World Away is located at 835 Parkview Dr., nine miles from Athens in Winterville. Visit www.facebook.com/aworldawaymarket.

An Open Studio Holiday Sale featuring birdhouses and prints by Frank Saggus and Melissa Harshman will be held Saturday, Dec. 8, 1–6 p.m. at 1101 Industrial Dr. in Watkinsville. For more details, contact mharshma@gmail.com.

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• indicates new review A LATE QUARTET (NR) Another star-filled, late year release hoping for some awards love, A Late Quartet stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Christopher Walken, Catherine Keener and Mark Ivanir (Schindler’s List) as a worldrenowned string quartet struggling to stay together amidst egos, death and lust. Director Yaron Zilberman (the documentary Watermarks) makes his directorial debut from a script he co-wrote with Seth Grossman (The Elephant King and the third Butterfly Effect). With the awkwardly named Imogen Poots and the incomparable Wallace Shawn. (Ciné) ADDICTED TO FAME (NR) Really?

A documentary about the making of Anna Nicole Smith’s final movie?

Director David Giancola capitalizes on the making of his previous feature, a sci-fi “Charlie’s Angels” send-up called Illegal Aliens, after his star and producer, the late tabloid target/plus size supermodel/Playboy Playmate, died.

Supposedly, Giancola uses the opportunity to wax philosophical on the cult of celebrity and media manipulation.

Interestingly for a documentary, Jesse Eisenberg and Sean Astin appear as Eric Dodds and Matt Foster; even better, Bruce Campbell appears as Greig.

ARGO (R) Ben Affleck’s career revival continues with what might be his best directing effort yet; as life-or-death as the tension gets, the movie is ultimately a less grueling entertainment experience than either The Town or Gone Baby Gone. Revealing the once classified story of how the CIA rescued six American hostages in the midst of the Iranian Revolution, Argo is both an intriguing modern history lesson and a compelling, old-fashioned Hollywood thriller. (Ciné) BRAVE (PG) A good, not great, Pixar film, Brave strays into traditional Disney territory after a tremendously magical first act. Headstrong Scottish Princess Merida (wonderfully voiced by the lovely Kelly Macdonald) wants to choose her own destiny. She does not want to marry the first-born of the clans allied with her father (v. Billy Connolly), but her mother, Queen Elinor (v. Emma Thompson), will hear none of her complaints. In typical stubborn teenage fashion, Merida short-sightedly asks a wood-carving witch (v. Julie Walters) for a spell to change her mother. The aftermath of the spell leads to some heartwarming and charming derring-do, but the sitcom-

ish mix-up is a bit stock for what we’ve come to expect from the studio that gave us Wall-E and Up, two animated features that transcended their cartoonish origins.

CALIFORNIA SOLO (NR) Robert Carlyle (Trainspotting, 28 Months Later…) stars as a British rock star, Lachlan MacAldonich, whose drunk driving leads him to the verge of deportation after years of living in Los Angeles. His predicament forces the rocker to face his past. Writer-director Marshall Lewy follows up his debut, Blue State, an indie romcom starring Breckin Meyer and Anna Paquin; anybody see it? With Danny Masterson (Hyde from “That 70’s Show”) and William Russ (Cory’s dad from “Boy Meets World”).

THE COLLECTION (R) “Project Greenlight 3” screenwriters Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton return with a sequel to their 2009 horror flick, The Collector, which Dunstan directed.

After hitting it (kind of) big with Feast, the duo have been steadily working on sequel scripts; they wrote Saw IV-VII, Feasts II and III and Piranha 3DD. The Collection sees a survivor of the serial killer known as “The Collector” being blackmailed into rescuing a girl from the killer’s lair. Maybe the existence of a sequel will finally push me to watch The Collector.

FLIGHT(R) Robert Zemeckis returns to live action movies for adults (since 2000’s Cast Away) with this Denzel Washington-starring after-work special about alcoholism dressed up as an airplane crash drama. Captain Whip Whitaker (Washington) may be a great pilot, but he’s not such a great guy. Yet while hungover, still drunk and high on coke, Whitaker saves most of the 102 souls on flight 227 after a mechanical failure requires him to pull off an unconventional crash landing.

FUN SIZE (PG-13) This teen Halloween comedy is the cinematic equivalent of getting those orange and black wrapped peanut butter candies while trick or treating at some old lady’s house. Wren (Victoria Justice, “Zoey 101”) loses her Spider-Man-costumed little brother, Albert (Jackson Nicoll), on Halloween and enlists her shallow BFF, April (Jane Levy), and the nerdy kid who’s crushing on her, Roosevelt (Thomas Mann, Project X), in her quest to find lil’ bro. Director Josh Schwartz tapped the teenage zeitgeist twice on TV (“The O.C.” and “Gossip Girl”), but

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his small screen talents fail to translate to the big screen in his feature directing debut. Fun Size is not funny at any size, despite a script from “The Colbert Report” writer Max Werner. When Johnny Knoxville is excruciating and Chelsea Handler is a highlight, something is way off, comedically.

HOUSE AT THE END OF THE STREET (PG-13) Another soporific, unscary PG-13 horror movie that will draw in the teens and tweenies, House at the End of the Street stars The Hunger Games’ Jennifer Lawrence as Elissa, who moves to a new town with her divorced mom (Elisabeth Shue).

Soon Elissa is smitten with her cute new neighbor, Ryan (Max Theriot, a horror vet from My Soul to Take), the town bogeyman whose parents were murdered by his younger sister, Carrie Anne. The only intriguing gambit is how the movie’s twist is perpetuated, not spoiled, by the trailer. However, that twist isn’t worth a theatrical viewing of this pedestrianly average horror flick.

Lee, who certainly deserves his third nomination, reminded me of the many, small joys that add up to make the life of Pi. Do not let the underwhelming previews deprive you of one of the year’s most moving, most artistic films of the year. The opening anecdote relating the origin of Pi’s name conjures up the modern fairy tale magic of past crowd-pleasers Amelie and Hugo.

Delicate performances from newcomer Suraj Sharma, stranded for lengthy sequences with nothing but a tiger for a costar, and the ever-excellent Irrfan Khan (most recently seen in The Amazing Spider-Man). Lee smartly utilizes 3D technology to add depth to the storytelling and awe to the viewing experience.

LINCOLN (PG-13) Historical biopics do not come much more perfect than Steven Spielberg’s take on our 16th president’s struggle to end slavery by way of the 13th Amendment. Rather than tell Abraham Lincoln’s life story, screenwriter Tony Kushner (the Oscar

My dog sez you stole his squeaky.

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (NR) 1946. Frank Capra’s holiday classic gets the big screen treatment at Ciné as part of a seasonal fundraiser. George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart) reconsiders suicide after Clarence, an angel seeking his wings, shows George the difference he’s made in the world. Admission is free with a donation to the Food Bank of North Georgia, Toys for Tots or Ciné.

Complimentary popcorn and refreshments will be provided while they last, and a silent auction will be held, featuring some one-of-a-kind items. (Ciné) m KILLING THEM SOFTLY (R) Brad Pitt re-teams with his The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford director, Andrew Dominik, for another crime drama.

Pitt plays Jackie Cogan, an enforcer looking into a heist that took place during a poker game protected by the mob. Both of Dominik’s first two films—Chopper and Assassination of Jesse James—are underrated. Actors like him, apparently; he’s gathered together a terrific cast to support Pitt, including Ray Liotta, James Gandolfini, Richard Jenkins, Scoot McNairy and Sam Shepard.

• LIFE OF PI (PG) Having last thought of Yann Martel’s novel when I read it nearly 10 years ago, the ineffective trailers for Ang Lee’s adaptation failed to remind me of how wonderful and energetic Pi Patel’s life had been. I recalled a shipwreck, a lifeboat and a Bengal tiger named Richard Parker.

The imaginatively conceived and beautifully told work of art created by Brokeback Mountain Oscar winner

nominee for Munich also wrote the excellent “Angels in America”) chose the ideal, earth-shattering month upon which to focus. He populates Spielberg’s 19th-century hallways with living, breathing figures of American history like William Seward (David Strathairn), Thaddeus Stevens (Tommy Lee Jones), Alexander Stephens (Jackie Earle Haley), Edwin Stanton (Bruce McGill) and Ulysses S. Grant (Jared Harris), but the film will be remembered and lauded as another platform from which Daniel Day-Lewis can solidify his claim to the title of greatest living actor.

LOOPER (R) Whoa! Ever since Brick, I have waited for Rian Johnson to make good on that coolly stylish teen-noir’s immense promise. Johnson might still have better films to come, but this tricksy, time travel, sci-fi noir ensures Brick’s promise has been fulfilled. In a future where time travel is an illegal reality, hitmen called loopers wait in the past for gangsters to send them their targets.

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN (PG) Before finally accepting their barren existence, Cindy and Jim Green (Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton) put all their wishes for a child in a box and bury them in their fertile garden. After a freak storm, the Greens have a new arrival, 10-yearold, leaf-legged Timothy (CJ Adams).

The Odd Life of Timothy Green might appeal more to kind-hearted, older kids, thanks to Adams’ cute but not cutesy Timothy, despite its being an above average parenting fable.

THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER (PG-13) Stephen Chbosky (he wrote the screenplay for Chris Columbus’ big-screen Rent) directs the adaptation of his own YA novel about a freshman (Logan Lerman, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief) being mentored by two seniors (Emma Watson and Ezra Miller). Most of the movie’s prerelease buzz has focused on Watson’s first major post-Harry Potter role, but it’s Miller, so good in We Need to Talk About Kevin, that I want to see in action. With Nina Dobrev of “The Vampire Diaries.” (Ciné) • RED DAWN (PG-13) This preposterous movie borne of the Cold War fears and tensions of the 1980s need not have been remade. A motley group of teenagers (including Chris “Thor” Hemsworth, Josh “Peeta” Hutcherson and Tom Cruise’s adopted kid, Connor Cruise) stage an insurgency against communist invaders; the North Koreans, with an assist from the Russians, replace the original’s Soviet/Cuban alliance. The idea that these teens could transform into an elite fighting force so quickly either underestimates North Korean military readiness or overestimates American teenagers’ military prowess. Worse, this new Dawn simply lacks the indelible, if absurd, moments from the original, making it hard to imagine future audiences marveling at the new cast as we do the original’s “once was-ers” nearly 30 years later. Red Dawn Redux fails to rouse feelings of patriotism or jingoism and will not be remembered come 2014.

• RISE OF THE GUARDIANS (PG) Author William Joyce’s very cool idea is brought to the big screen by firsttime animated feature director Peter Ramsey and fantastical executive producer Guillermo del Toro. Holiday legends North (aka Santa, who is voiced very Russianly by Alec Baldwin), Bunny (v. Hugh Jackman) and Tooth (v. Isla Fisher) are joined by Jack Frost (v. Chris Pine) as they do battle with the evil Pitch (v. Jude Law). Imagining massive audiences of children falling hard for this potential animated franchise is not hard. The computergenerated animation is engaging, and the narrative is action-packed.

SAMSARA (NR) Director Ron Fricke and producer Mark Magidson are reunited some 20 years after their award winning collaboration on Baraka and some 27 years after their first film, Chronos. Samsara (Sanskrit for “the ever turning wheel of life”) took nearly five years to film and covers sacred grounds, disaster zones, industrial sites and natural wonders in twenty-five countries on five continents. (Ciné) SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN (PG-13) Director Malik Bendjelloul documents the journey of two South Africans, Stephen “Sugar” Segerman and Craig Bartholomew Strydom, seeking to discover what happened to their rock and roll hero, the mysterious Rodriguez. Bendjelloul’s intriguing documentary was nominated for the Sundance Film Festival’s Grand Jury Prize and won several awards from festivals around the world. (Ciné) THE SESSIONS (R) In this Special Jury Prize and Audience Award winner at Sundance, where it was nominated for the Grand Jury Prize, Mark, living in an iron lung, desires to lose his

virginity and so hires a sex surrogate (Helen Hunt). William H. Macy plays Mark’s priest. Sixty-something writerdirector Ben Lewin (“Ally McBeal”’s highest rated episode, “Let’s Dance”) based the film on the story of Berkeleybased poet-journalist Mark O’Brien.

SILENT HILL: REVELATION 3D (R) Adapting videogames to the big screen is tricky. Christophe Gans and Roger Avary’s 2006 Silent Hill set the (admittedly low) bar for a great videogame adaptation. Rose Da Silva’s trek to save her daughter Sharon from the titular town’s evil cultists was creepy and atmospheric, yet utterly nonsensical.

In writer-director Michael J. Bassett’s sequel, Sharon has grown up to be Heather Mason (Michelle Williams lookalike Adelaide Clemens), who must return to Silent Hill to find her dad, Chris-now-Harry (Sean Bean).

SKYFALL (PG-13) The middle third of Daniel Craig’s third outing as James Bond is the best 007 adventure in 20, maybe even 30, years. Too bad director Sam Mendes (American Beauty) and his team of scripters won’t just let Bond be Bond for the entirety of the film. Skyfall almost completely unravels before the opening credits. The pre-credits chase—involving Bond, a female agent, a train and a baddie— concludes with M (Judi Dench) showing no faith in her best agent, a decision that makes little sense in this, or any, Bond-verse. In three films, Bond has gone from a newly licensed Double 0 to a dinosaur; when can Bond just be Bond again?

SPELLBOUND (NR) 1945. Ciné continues their Alfred Hitchcock 35mm revival series with the master’s Oscar winner (solely for Miklos Rosza’s score despite five nominations for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Supporting Actor). Ingrid Bergman and Gregory Peck star as a psychiatrist, Dr. Constance Petersen, protecting her patient, amnesiac John Ballantyne, from a murder charge as they recover his memory. (Ciné) TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE (PG-13) You’ll have no Trouble with the Curve so long as old man jokes, spryly delivered by a grouchier than usual Clint Eastwood. He constantly mutters one-liners to himself, be he alone or sharing a scene with one of the movie’s terrific supporting actors, including Amy Adams, Justin Timberlake, John Goodman, or the gaggle of familiar old faces that play Gus’ scouting rivals.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN—PART 2 (PG-13) Bella (Kristen Stewart) is now a vampire; she and her husband, Edward (Robert Pattinson), have a new baby, Renesmee, whose existence threatens the vampire world’s ruling family, the Volturi (led by Michael Sheen).

Now the Cullens, the Quileute wolves (including Taylor Lautner) and several blood-sucking pals must make a stand against the invading Italian vamps.

VHS: VIDEOGRAPHER’S HELLABIG SHOW (NR) VHS: Videographer’s Hella-Big Show, your chance to get your amateur, aspiring or professional work on a local big screen on a quarterly basis. If you’re interested in submitting your original work, send a link (YouTube or Vimeo) to thevhsathens@ gmail.com. The screening is free. An 8 p.m. directors’ mixer precedes the short films. Free prizes are also being promised. (Ciné) WRECK-IT RALPH (PG) In Disney’s latest, Wreck-It Ralph (v. John C. Reilly), the bad guy from popular arcade game Fix-It Felix Jr., decides he wants to be a good guy. Leaving the safety of his own regenerating world, Ralph enters a Halo-ish first-person shooter named Hero’s Duty in search of a medal. Too bad Ralph is better at wrecking things than fixing them.

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by Stephen Chbosky (who also serves as direcfeels like the movie wants to steer into lighter tor and screenwriter), The Perks of Being a John Hughes territory. It takes a few scenes Wallflower focuses on Charlie (Logan Lerman) for The Perks of Being a Wallflower to find its as he charts a course through the turbulent tonal footing, but once Charlie meets Sam waters of his freshman year at high school. and Patrick, the balance between laughs and The going is rough for the introspective young melancholy is held to an almost perfect pitch. man, but his first year is even more difficult, Miller, who made quite a chilly impact earconsidering that Charlie is also dealing with lier in the year playing the sociopathic mass serious mental health problems beyond what murderer in Lynne Ramsayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s horrific We Need your average teenager to Talk About Kevin, goes through. The displays warmth and previous year, Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wit as Patrick, a gay best friend committed student who is romantisuicide, and he has also cally involved with a never fully recovered still closeted â&#x20AC;&#x153;straightâ&#x20AC;? from the death of his football star. He steals Aunt Helen (Melanie the movie. Watson Lynskey) when he was continues to successa child. Lonely and fully move away from friendless, Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life her Hermione persona, takes a turn for the although her character fruitful when he makes Emma Watson and Logan Lerman strangely grows fainter friends with two older as the movie proceeds. students, Sam (Emma Watson) and her brother The real revelation, however, is Lerman, who Patrick (Ezra Miller), who accept him into plays his role with nuance and shadings of their fold. Charlieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life blossoms for a time, great pain, remarkably maintaining sympathy but then his depression spreads, and Charlie even when Charlie grows more emotionally must face his past if he wants a chance for a distant. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a great movie (Chbosky is a healthy future. clumsy director and many of the scenes feel Never trust anyone who liked high school. abruptly edited), but there are many spot on, And never trust a filmmaker who makes a understated moments in it. coming-of-age movie failing to address the difficulties of growing up in some manner.

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As He Likes It: Avid Bookshop will host an evening with Killick Hinds on Wednesday, Dec. 5. Known simply as Killick, the yearslong Athens improvisational (as well as many other experimental styles) fixture will do a short live performance and read from his newly published book The World for a Dying Antidote. So, what’s the book about? Glad you asked. Killick says via press release, “[The book] is a musical improviser’s operating manual and notes from the quantum field: an autobiography moving from personal to universal. It’s an attempt to reckon Appalachian trance metal and shamanistic tradition as they adapt to our high-tech interconnectedness.” That’s a lot to take in, and if Killick wasn’t so damn sincere about the whole thing, I’d probably take it as word salad myself.

But he is a constant explorer, who, true to his music’s nature, never pretends he’s arrived fully—and whose work I’ve followed and enjoyed for many years—and I’m quite looking forward to reading his book. Avid Bookshop is located at 493 Prince Ave., and this event takes place from 6–7:30 p.m. For more information, see killick.me. If you’re out and about the night before, Killick will also perform at Go Bar on Tuesday, Dec. 4, when he’ll share a bill with Tom Eisenbraun.

The Dark Web: The premier and most inarguably authentic goth band in Athens/Atlanta, Entertainment, was supposed to have an unmastered stream of its new album, Neon Horror, available for a limited time last week over at soundcloud.

Entertainment com/entertainmentofficial/sets. But the stream wasn’t available immediately, so there’s a chance, albeit a slight one, that the band has extended its limited availability from a mere five days to at least a few more. Which would mean you’re in luck and you should go there now. Set to be released via Hollywood, CA’s Disaro Records sometime very soon—was supposed to be this month, might be early next year; I dunno, ask the Mayans—and is the first full-length project from the group since 2008’s acclaimed Gender, which you can still stream via entertainment.bandcamp.com. The band rarely plays live, so your best bet for keeping up with it is via Twitter @adistantsound.

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Other Voices, Other Rooms: Newly formed entity Athens Provisions is trucking right along. The purposefully nebulous project has focused much of its effort recently on promoting shows at 399 Meigs St. Oldsters will know this as the former Salvation Army shelter, while newsters know it as the space belonging to New West Records. (The space was completely refurbished during its brief tenure as a fraternity house.) I’ve only been to one performance there, but I can report that it’s a nicely intimate room that is neither stuffily fancy nor claustrophobically dingy. It’s quite a comfortable, casual and navigable room with pro baffling and sound throughout. Curious?

Well, honcho, the next event to take place at 399 Meigs is a performance by the songwriter’s songwriter, Richard Buckner, on Tuesday, Dec. 4 at 8:30 p.m. Now on Merge Records, Buckner first came to national attention dur-

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Beat Me Up, Scotty: Mad Axes will release its new album, You Are the Real Monster, on Saturday, Dec. 1. You’ll be able to find it at madaxes.bandcamp.com and at local retail outlets where this type of thing is sold. The hip-hop trio recorded the album with engineer and spiritual advisor Joel Hatstat, and it features appearances from DJ Triz, Craig Lieske (Garbage Island), Tom Television (Future Ape Tapes), S.O.H.I. and Eric McDowell (The Nice Machine). Careful observers will remember that Flagpole really dug Mad Axes’ debut album, the appropriately titled Debut Smash, last year, and although the band didn’t leak any tracks to me, I have no doubt that this one will up

ing the Americana boom of the 1990s, and his style has since crossed the great plains from dusty-boot existentialism to empty-desert (and crowded-city) desperation, hitting every major point in between. Tickets are $12 and can be purchased at 399meigsrichardbuckner. eventbrite.com.

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah: The most elaborate and expensive New Year’s Eve events always happen at the Melting Point. Buoyed by the fact that all a patron has to do to get “home” safely is stumble across a parking lot into one of the rooms at the Foundry Park Inn, the venue is an obvious shoo-in for both couples escaping their children and out-of-towners visiting their children. New Year’s Eve at the Melting Point always sells out, too, even though it’s a bit pricey. To wit, this year’s event will run you $169 for the show and a room or $249 for the show, a room and dinner. I dunno, maybe that’s not all that pricey. Featured entertainment this night is Kinchafoonee Cowboys and The Charlie Garrett Band, each of whom you’d have to pay me to see but, you know, to each his own, and ‘tis the season, and all that. For more information, please see meltingpointathens. com.

Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com

Jason Isbell

That New Southern Style

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ith his knack for narrative, you might imagine that singer-songwriter and former Drive-By Trucker Jason Isbell comes from a long line of storytellers. And you’d be close—sort of. Isbell’s Muscle Shoals, AL upbringing was full of stories all right, but his family and friends were more likely to be the characters than the tellers.

“I like being from Alabama, because I like my family,” Isbell tells Flagpole during an afternoon break from recording with his girlfriend, singer and violinist Amanda Shires, at Athens’ Chase Park Transduction. “I liked growing up around people who were either exconvicts or Pentecostal preachers. That’s what most of my family was. At least my dad’s side of the family; when I was growing up, they were either one or the other, usually. And it just makes for an interesting bunch of people to go home with. Makes the family reunions go by a little bit quicker.”

It makes pretty great musical fodder, too.

Since leaving the Truckers in 2007, Isbell has spent three albums mining his community for material, like on the homecoming story-song “Tour of Duty,” the opening track to his new album Live from Alabama.

“It’s really important to me to write about things that I know, things that I’m familiar with,” says Isbell, who penned the tune while thinking of both his friends who had returned from war and his own experiences on the road.

Among other familiar moments on the record, which chronicles two Alabama shows from this past summer, are a handful of songs Isbell contributed to the Truckers catalog, including “Outfit” and “Decoration Day.” And if die-hard fans had any doubt about Isbell’s talent as a solo artist, his work since his departure from the band dispels it. Older Truckers songs seem right at home on Live from Alabama, nestled amid newer solo work and a cover of Candi Staton’s “Heart on a String.”

“This next song was originally recorded at Fame Studios in Muscle Shoals back in 1970.

Yeah, right down the road,” Isbell is heard saying on the recording, his voice hinting at the pride he feels in his hometown’s history.

“I definitely don’t feel like I would be the musician that I am, or the type of songwriter, had I not come from that particular place,” he says now. “The soul music that came out of there, and a lot of the soul-influenced rock

and roll and country music that came out of the studios in north Alabama in the ‘60s and ‘70s had a big influence on me.”

But Isbell isn’t tethered to the past. Like the Truckers, Shovels & Rope and The Avett Brothers, Isbell’s blend of country and soul challenges old notions about Southern music.

“A lot of [us] wind up in the Americana category. I think that’s where a lot of the best music is being made,” he says. “But I do think it has become a catchall for a lot of different song-focused styles of music that really derive from the song rather than trying to create something that falls into a certain genre…

I don’t care what kind of band I’m in. I just want to be in a band, so I can write songs.”

Those songs, which Isbell aptly describes as “music with a rural edge and sometimes a rural subject matter that’s not country music at all,” have turned out to be quite popular.

In the last year, Isbell and his band, The 400 Unit, have broken into the Billboard 100 (with 2011’s Here We Rest), played on “Letterman” and “Mountain Stage” and relocated to Nashville.

“It has been crazy, but it’s been a good year. I quit drinkin’ about nine months ago, and that was a really good idea. That’s something that helped me out a whole lot. I’ve been a lot more prepared in general,” Isbell says, noting that touring has been easier, though he feels the anxiety of getting onstage much more acutely.

You wouldn’t know it from seeing him perform. Onstage, he is capable and confident. Of course, it takes a certain kind of confidence to commit a felony, too, or to get up on a Sunday and preach. Maybe Isbell’s gift for storytelling doesn’t exactly come from his genes, but the legacy of his Muscle Shoals upbringing—the people, the culture, the music—stays with him one way or another.

Rachel Bailey

WHO: Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit, Communist Daughter WHERE: 40 Watt Club WHEN: Saturday, December 1 HOW MUCH: $17 (adv.), $20 (door)

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T.S. WOODWARD Ragadelic Gospel/Pop/Rock Lineup: Thomas Scott Woodward. Featuring Members Of: Subscriber, Nuclear Spring, Nerf Sword, Booty. Influences: Scott Joplin, Thom Yorke, Ray Charles, Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Gonzales, Beethoven, Erik Satie, Billie Holiday, David Bowie, Duke Ellington, Ty Segall.

By the looks of him, Thomas Scott Woodward is not a modern man. His top hat and cartoon-villain mustache call to mind another eraâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;perhaps one that never actually existed at all. His music is often just as confounding, a psych-afflicted melange of piano-pop and swirling anti-folk that defies categorization.

T.S. Woodward â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had three main passions throughout my life which I have embraced and been shaped by: climbing trees, poetry and music (in that order),â&#x20AC;? he writes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t grow up playing music, but rather entertained the idea as an ideal backup occupation if my dreams of becoming a legendary stuntman didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pan outâ&#x20AC;Ś When a friend let me borrow a drum set at age 15, a lightbulb went off immediately in my head, and everything I knew about the world began to change.â&#x20AC;?

Woodward performed, recorded and mixed his selftitled EP in its entirety; it boasts a shocking depth of character. Next up is a full-length, which Woodward plans to release in conjunction with his graduation from UGAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Music Business Programâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;he invented his major, Popular Music Compositionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;in December 2013. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the meantime,â&#x20AC;? he writes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I will be performing in and around Athens on the piano, releasing demos and videosâ&#x20AC;Ś and generally just enjoying my short time on this wild and crazy Earth.â&#x20AC;? See tswoodward.bandcamp.com.

Next Show: Wednesday, Dec. 5 @ Go Bar

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Brent and I really pined for a metal-tinged band with a lot of energy and major-key guitar harmonies [and] a singer carrying some melodyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;so, sort of like the German power metal of old but not as goofy, and no double kick drum,â&#x20AC;? says National Anthem guitarist Jace Bartet.

Bartet, of course, is no stranger to musical energy, having spent serious headbanging and hair-twirling time in groups like 300 Cobras and, more recently, as Reptarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s axe-wielding hype man. With guitarist Allen Owens, National Anthemâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sixstring corps is a guitarmonizing beast. Meanwhile, unassuming frontman Nick Simmons boasts the sort of virtuosic classic rock pipes a sad, fat, modern-day Axl Rose might even give up jelly doughnuts for. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Brent suggested Allen, Allen knew Tim, and I met Nick because I served him pizza a lot and noticed his smooth voice,â&#x20AC;?

Bartet says of the groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s formation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We auditioned Nick on Queenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Stop Me Nowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Gummi Bearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; theme song.â&#x20AC;? However the band came together, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just be glad that it did. Check natlanthem.bandcamp.com.

Next Show: Monday, Dec. 31 @ Caledonia Lounge WIEUCA Full-Tilt/Psychedelic/Alt-Country Lineup: Will Ingram, Robert Smith, Harris Vukotic. Featuring Members Of: The Buick Sixes, The Felts. Influences: Uncle Tupelo, The Olivia Tremor Control, My Morning Jacket, Dinosaur Jr., Marky Mark.

The members of Wieuca worked together in various Atlantabased projects before moving to Athens this past summer.

Originally a duo featuring vocalist/guitarist Will Ingram and drummer Robert Smith, the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s current lineup was solidified this past summer with the addition of bassist Harris Vukotic.

Wieuca

BAXTER AND THE BASICS Alt-Rock Lineup: Brian Benzinger, Courtland Hyatt, Chris Parker, Mario Abray.

Influences: Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, The Band, Nirvana, mewithoutYou, Ween. â&#x20AC;&#x153;All three of the [founding] members went to high school together and released an EP with a few other guys under the name Monumentus,â&#x20AC;? explains Baxter and the Basics guitarist Courtland Hyatt.

The young fellas in the newly named B&TB draw primary inspiration from the indie heroes of post-9/11 America, and the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music will sound familiar to anyone versed in the tender pop of Ben Gibbard and company. But mere apes these dudes are not: the melodic and tonal shifts on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heaven,â&#x20AC;? the sole B&TB song available for public consumption, suggest a band unafraid to explore.

Having just recruited a new drummer in Mario Abray, the other members of the band are excited for what the future holds. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got one single released on our Bandcamp,â&#x20AC;? says Hyatt, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but we will release a full EP by Christmas.â&#x20AC;? Follow baxterandthebasics.bandcamp.com.

Next Show: Thursday, Dec. 13 @ Farm 255 NATIONAL ANTHEM Rock-Roll/Strut-Stroll/Slam-Jam Lineup: Nicholas Simmons, Jace Bartet, Allen Owens, Brent Blalock, Tim Payne. Featuring Members Of: Marriage, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Powers, Pride Parade, The Spinoffs, Reptar, Bit Brigade, 300 Cobras. Influences: Thin Lizzy, Queen, NWOBHM, Nintendo Entertainment System soundtracks.

Wieucaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music, as evidenced by the songs already posted online from its upcoming album, There Is No Balance, is a fuzzheavy, slightly countrified version of the sort of wistful slackerrock pioneered by Pavement and Dinosaur Jr. Usually. The band sometimes veers into unexpected (and ill-advised) territory, like the new wave-y keyboards and sugary surf-rock melodies on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Goinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Hard U.S.A.â&#x20AC;? It fares better when it opts for expansive guitar-rock with a focus on Ingramâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plaintive vocalsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;which is most of the time.

Wieuca will self-release There Is No Balance this winter. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d venture a guess that the group will grow and develop in exciting and unexpected ways over the coming months and years.

And ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t that the best kind of band? Peep wieuca.tumblr.com.

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ouis CK has been a fixture on the comedy circuit since the mid-â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only in recent years that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s truly become a big name, winning an Emmy this year for his FX sitcom, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Louie,â&#x20AC;? and hosting â&#x20AC;&#x153;Saturday Night Liveâ&#x20AC;? earlier this month. So why, after two decades, has he only recently become a household name? Flagpole has some answers.

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prolific. His mix of vulgarity, absurdity, decency and plain-spokenness hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always gone over well with everyoneâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; his â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bad Fruit Theaterâ&#x20AC;? version of Apocalypse Now for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Late Night with Conan Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Brien,â&#x20AC;? in which he reenacted the famous film with rotten fruit, was not a hit with director Francis Ford Coppolaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but CK has never stopped churning out new work.

Each year, he scraps the previous yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hour of comedy, cycling in a new stand-up routine. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on top of his show, for which he writes, directs, edits, acts and more.

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not greedy. Much of CKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comedy centers on consumer culture and the everyday ways we find to be indecent to one another. It would be a lot less funny if CK turned out to actually be the kind of rotten person he laments onstage. Turns out, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actually a decent guy. Take, for example, the sale of his stand-up special last year. Choosing to distribute it solely through his website, Ă la Radiohead, he charged $5 per download and made a cool million bucks in 10 days. He then turned around and gave just over half of it away, shelling out $280,000 to charities and $250,000 in staff bonuses. (â&#x20AC;&#x153;I felt uncomfortable having that much money,â&#x20AC;? he said.)

He helps out his friends. CK always seems to be looking for ways to give his friends a boost. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Louieâ&#x20AC;? boasts a nearconstant stream of guest stars, from big-name comedians like Sarah Silverman and Chris Rock to lesser-known folks like Marc Maron and Tig Notaro. This year, he really outdid himself, helping launch Notaro from relative obscurity to being covered by virtually every major media outlet. After seeing the comedienne perform a spectacular stand-up set about a recent string of terrible luck (a crippling illness, the sudden death of her mother, the end of a relationship and a breast cancer diagnosis all within a few months), CK insisted on selling a recording of the show on his website and taking only 20 percent of the profits. With a few tweets, interviews and blog posts, he launched his friend into the spotlightâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;not because he wanted something back from her, but because he loved her work.

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not afraid to get dirty. While the pathos of CKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more high-brow material has made him a bit of a folk hero, his penchant for vulgarity is equally important. Take this quote from his appearance on â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Daily Showâ&#x20AC;?: â&#x20AC;&#x153;People think that [farts are] low-brow humor; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s stupid humorâ&#x20AC;Ś You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to be stupid not to.â&#x20AC;?

Well said, Louis. Well said.

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Deadline for getting listed in the Calendar is every FRIDAY at 5 p.m. for the issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Wednesday 28 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org ART: Phi Beata Heata Student Jewelry Sale (Lamar Dodd School of Art) A biannual sale of items by UGA’s metalwork students. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. www.art.uga.edu ART: UGA Ceramic Students Pottery Sale (Lamar Dodd School of Art) In the first floor lobby. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. www.art.uga.edu CLASSES: Tree Identification Workshop (UGA Intramural Fields) Learn to identify common trees of the Georgia Piedmont. Wednesdays through November. 5–7 p.m. williams@warnell.uga.edu CLASSES: Life Drawing Open Studio (Lamar Dodd School of Art) (Room S370) Practice drawing or painting the human figure from life.

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5:45–8:45 p.m. $7. cementflounder@gmail.com EVENTS: Open Mic Night (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Performers and listeners welcome. Every Wednesday. 9 p.m.

FREE! 706-353-0305 EVENTS: James Bond Live! (Ten Pins Tavern) Come dressed as your favorite Bond villian, Bond girl or James Bond himself. Specials on food, drinks and bowling. 8 p.m.

706-546-8090 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie) (Five Points location) Every Wednesday.

7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7424 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Wednesdays. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Every Wednesday night.

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706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 KIDSTUFF: Toddler Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months to 5 years. 9:30 & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays and crafts. For ages 2–5. Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706354-1195 LECTURES AND LIT: Book Signing: Rob Peecher (Oconee County Library) Rob Peecher signs

Two Man Gentlemen Band plays the Melting Point on Tuesday, Dec. 4. copies of Jackson Speed: The Hero of El Teneria. 7–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 LECTURES AND LIT: Lecture: Crisis in Syria (Miller Learning Center) (Room 213) “The Crisis in Syria: Where Is the Conflict Heading?” by Aydogan Vatandas of Turkish Cihan News Agency. 4:30 p.m. FREE! 706-621-8294 LECTURES AND LIT: Oconee Democrats Book Group (Tlaloc El Mexicano Restaurant, Watkinsville) The community book group will discuss Hunter S. Thompson’s book,

Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ‘72. 7 p.m. FREE! patricia. priest@yahoo.com PERFORMANCE: Hodgson String Quartet (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) One of three endowed student chamber music ensembles at UGA. 3:30 p.m. FREE! www.music.uga.edu

Thursday 29 ART: Phi Beata Heata Student Jewelry Sale (Lamar Dodd School of Art) A biannual sale of handmade

items by UGA’s jewelry and metalwork students. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. www. art.uga.edu ART: UGA Ceramic Students Pottery Sale (Lamar Dodd School of Art) Fall pottery sale in the first floor lobby. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. www.art. uga.edu EVENTS: Live Nativity (First Presbyterian Church) Twenty live animals, refreshments, live music and Christmas art activities. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.firstpresathens.org EVENTS: Reiki Circle (Healing Arts Centre) A Japanese technique

Friday 30 ART: BFA Exit II: Photography (Lamar Dodd School of Art) (Gallery 101) Debut exhibition of the Skinny Jean Bandits, local fine art photographers. 7 p.m. FREE! www.art.uga.edu ART: Opening Reception (Lamar Dodd School of Art) For the BFA Fabric Design exit show. 7–9 p.m.

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Participating artists include Rich Panico, Mary Porter, Elizabeth Barton and more. Nov. 30, 5–8 p.m. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. & Dec. 2, 12–4 p.m. www.athenspopup. blogspot.com ART: Staycation: Printmaking Exit Show Opening Reception (Lamar Dodd School of Art) (Gallery 307) Part of the BFA II exit show reception. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.art. uga.edu ART: OCAF Holiday Market (OCAF) Some of the region’s top artists and crafters will be selling their original works. The juried market will include pottery, paintings, fiber art, stained and fused glass, jewelry, sculpture, photography and woodwork. Nov. 30, 5-9 p.m., & Dec. 1 & 2, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. $3. 706-769-4565, www.ocaf.com COMEDY: Louis CK (The Classic Center) Comedian and star of the Emmy-award winning TV show “Louie.” See story on p. 15. 7:30 & 10 p.m. SOLD OUT! www.classiccenter.com EVENTS: Ashford on Main Holiday Open House (Ashford Manor) Take a tour and enjoy hot chocolate and popcorn. FREE! All day. 706-769-2633 EVENTS: Mbare Annual Open House (Mbare, 118 Commerce Blvd., Bogart) A once-a-year sale featuring handmade, sustainable and fairly traded African arts and global goods. Light refreshments provided.

2–8 p.m. www.mbare.com EVENTS: Tent Warming Party (Terrapin Beer Co.) Ring in the new addition and this season’s brew Wake-N-Bake in the brewery’s new heated outdoor tent with baked goods and ice cream floats made with the brew. Live music by Joe Cat. 5:30–7:30 p.m. $10. www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: Holiday Open House (House Electric Lighting Showroom) Holiday treats, hot cider, coffee and door prize drawings. Plus 20% off all showroom items. 4–7 p.m. FREE! 706-543-5280 EVENTS: Fundraiser for the Upper-Oconee Watershed Network (Terrapin Beer Co.) The Upper Oconee Watershed Network’s mission is to protect water resources and improve stream health. Tour the brewery and hear live music by Joe Cat. 5:30–7:30 p.m. $10. www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: Double Dutch Press Grand Opening (Double Dutch Press) Explore the new shop and make your own print. 6–8 p.m.

FREE! 706-546-0994 EVENTS: Greensboro Tree Lighting (Downtown Greensboro, GA) An evening of food, carols, crafts, tree lighting, hay rides and Santa! Call to register your caroling group. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706-4537674, www.greensboroholiday.com EVENTS: Annual Christmas Tree Lighting (Downtown Watkinsville) Hot chocolate, Christmas carolers and pictures with Santa. The tree will be lit at 7 p.m. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www. watkinsvillefirstfriday.com EVENTS: Jackson Street Holiday Market (Community, Whole: Mind.

Body. Art. & Dynamite) Jackson Street stores team up for a holiday market featuring handmade, fair trade and repurposed gifts, special sales and treats. 6–9 p.m. FREE! communityathens@gmail.com FILM: Where the Trail Ends (Ciné) A film following the world’s top freeride mountain bikers as they

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for stress reduction, relaxation and healing. Every Thursday. 7–8 p.m.

Donations accepted. 706-338-6843 EVENTS: Sew New Fashion Show (Whole: Mind. Body. Art & Community) Local designer Shawna Lea Maranville debutes a sustainable fashion collection for Community.

The UGA Student Interior Design Association presents a fashion show. Proceeds benefit Partnering Ambassaddors for Life and Service (PALS). 8 p.m. $5–20. 706-9680158, littlemacy@gmail.com EVENTS: Fundraiser for the Wildlife Disease Association of UGA (Terrapin Beer Co.) Tour the brewery and hear live music by Dave Howard. 5:30–7:30 p.m. $10. www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: Nature Ramblers (State Botanical Garden) Learn more about the flora and fauna of the garden while making new friends and enjoying fresh air and inspirational readings. Every Thursday. 8:30–10 a.m.

FREE! www.botgarden.uga.edu EVENTS: Primp for Pets Jewelry Show (Iris Place, 755 Epps Bridge Pkwy.) Jewelry sale and show. Preorders at the Zeus House Shelter or Pet Supplies Plus. 90% of benefit the Humane Society. 6:30 p.m. www. athenshumanesociety.org EVENTS: Holiday Open House (House Electric Lighting Showroom) Holiday treats, hot cider, coffee and door prize drawings. Plus 20% off all showroom items. 4–7 p.m. FREE! 706-543-5280 EVENTS: United Way Holiday Market (Hotel Indigo, Rialto Room) Silent and live auctions will all proceeds benefitting the United Way’s Early Literacy Program. 5:30–7:30 p.m. $10. www.unitedwaynega.org GAMES: Trivia (The Volstead) Every Thursday! 7:30-9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706-354-1515 KIDSTUFF: Pajama Storytime (Madison County Library) Bring your pajama-clad kids in for a set of stories and a bedtime snack. 7–8 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Family Dinner Night (Earth Fare) Kids eat free every Thursday with one $5 adult purchase of prepared foods. Good for up to six kids, ages 12 & under. Games, storytelling and entertainment each week. 4–8 p.m. $5. 706-227-1717 KIDSTUFF: Gallery Games (Georgia Museum of Art) Learn about works in the collection through activities designed just for kids ages 7–11. 4:15–5 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.com PERFORMANCE: Jazz Improv Performance (Hugh Hodgson Hall) (Band Room) UGA’s Jazz Improv class gives its Fall performance. 11 a.m. FREE! www.music.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: UGA Holiday Concert (Hugh Hodgson Hall) Music performed by music students, in the UGA Symphony Orchestra and choruses. 8 p.m. $5 (w/ student ID), $25. www.pac.uga.edu

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Led by volunteers from UGA’s Japan Outreach Program. 5 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Fantastic Fridays (Bishop Park) Obstacle courses and other activities in an unstructured environment. For ages 10 months to 4 years and their guardians. 9–10:30 a.m. or 10:30 a.m.–12 p.m. $5–15.

706-613-3589 PERFORMANCE: UGA Holiday Concert (Hugh Hodgson Hall) Music performed by Hugh Hodgson School of Music students, including the UGA Symphony Orchestra and choruses. 8 p.m. $5 (w/ student ID), $25. www.pac.uga.edu THEATRE: The Dixie Swim Club (The Historic Crawford School House, Crawford) A comedy about the friendship of five unforgettable women spanning a period of 33 years. Nov. 30 & Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m.

Dec 2, 3 p.m. $15. 706-354-1339, www.arts!oglethorpe.com THEATRE: The Man Who Came to Dinner (The Elbert Theatre) Cranky radio personality Sheridan Whiteside slips on the doorstep of the Stanleys’ family home after dinner, breaks his hip and must spend six weeks confined to the living room. Hilarity ensues. Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 7 & 8, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 2 & 9, 2 p.m. $8–15.

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Saturday 1 ART: OCAF Holiday Market (OCAF) See Nov. 30 Art listing. Nov. 30, 5-9 p.m., & Dec. 1 & 2, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. $3. 706-769-4565, www.ocaf.com ART: Marmalade Pottery Holiday Sale (775 Pulaski St.) View the home studio of local potter Maria Dondero. Paintings by Sarah Seabolt will also be on sale. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. www.mariadondero.com ART: Pottery Open House (Woodruff Pottery, 35 South Main St., Watkinsville) Artist Alice Woodruff hosts a holiday open house in her studio featuring her handmade pottery. 10 a.m.–6 p.m.

706-207-5175, alice.woodruff@ gmail.com ART: Hollyday Handmade Artist Market (Treehouse Kid and Craft) The third annual holiday artist market features works from local crafters and artists. Farm Cart will be on-site serving lunch. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! www.treehousekidandcraft.com ART: Carter Gillies Open House (572 Nantahala Ave.) See Gillies’ latest works, including a variety of bowls, vases and other staples. 10 a.m.–4 p.m. 706-546-7235 ART: David Morgan Pottery Holiday Sale (3747 Old Wildcat Bridge Rd., Danielsville) See the latest works of potter David Morgan.

Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. & Dec. 2, 12–5 p.m. 706-795-3418 ART: Pottery Art Show and Sale (1790 Salem Rd., Farmington) Works by Jeff Bishoff and friends. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-863-1847 ART: Wolf Creek Pottery Sale (1500 Tappan Spur Rd., Watkinsville) Pottery by Jorie Berman, Isabell Daniel, Michael DeBerry, Juana Gnecco, Jen Graff, Nancy Green and Allya Macdonald.

9 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-410-5200 ART: Broughton Artists’ Market (125 W. Jefferson St., Madison) A grand opening soiree for a market

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featuring locally made items by 18 artists. 7 p.m. FREE! www.broughtonartists.blogspot.com ART: Athens Pop-Up Art Gallery (ATHICA) See Nov. 30 Art listing.

Nov. 30, 5–8 p.m. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. & Dec. 2, 12–4 p.m. www. athenspopup.blogspot.com CLASSES: Make a Sewing Kit (Sewcial Studio) Demo and pattern for making a sweet sewing kit. 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-247-6143, www. sewcialstudio.com EVENTS: First Saturday Contra Dance (Lay Park) Live music by David White and Friends.

Deena Kushner is calling. Free lesson beginning at 7:15 p.m.

No experience or partner needed.

7:30–10:30 p.m. $4–8. www.contradanceathens.com EVENTS: Roll-A-Thon to Benefit Athens Titans Power (Wheelchair) Soccer Team (YMCA) At the Roll-A-Thon, participants will roll in wheelchairs for 5 miles around the track. Participants must collect pledges. Donations are tax deductable. 11 a.m.–5 p.m.

EVENTS: Friends of the ACC Library Bookfair (Barnes & Noble Cafe) A portion of sales will be donated to Friends of the AthensClarke County Library. Entertainment includes storyteller Karen Hankens at 1 p.m., the Athens Women’s Singing Circle at 2 p.m., the Downtown String Orchestra at 3 p.m., storyteller Mary Jean Hartel at 4 p.m. and the Crash Jam Ukulele Band at 5 p.m. 1 p.m.

FREE! 706-354-1195 EVENTS: Pet Care Clinic (Pet Supplies Plus) Pets can receive lowcost services such as a rabies vaccination, flea treatment, microchip identification and more. 1–4 p.m. www.athenshumanesociety.org EVENTS: COTA Winter Appreciation Party (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Meet new players and celebrate the year. Giveaways and food included. 6–9 p.m. FREE! www. cotatennis.net EVENTS: Holiday Open House (House Electric Lighting Showroom) Holiday treats, hot cider, coffee and door prize drawings. Plus 20% off all showroom items. 4–7 p.m. FREE! 706-543-5280 EVENTS: Rally for Climate Change Action (Athens, Ga) The Georgia Climate Change Coalition invite participants to march from the university’s coal-fired power plant to Athens City Hall, ending at New Earth Music Hall for Bill McKibben’s “Do the Math” talk. 1-4 p.m. FREE! www.georgiaclimatecoalition.org EVENTS: Annual Christmas Parade (Downtown Watkinsvlle) “Twas the Night Before Christmas in Watkinsville.” The parade includes floats, marching bands, antique vehicles and a visit from Santa. 11 a.m.–1:30 p.m. FREE! www.watkinsvillefirstfriday.com EVENTS: December Open House and Pottery Sale (Farmington Pottery, 1171 Freeman Creek Rd., Farmington) A wide selection of pottery including dinnerware, kitchen and tableware and garden pots by Geoff and Lisa Pickett. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-863-1847 EVENTS: Farmington Depot Holidaze (Farmington Depot Gallery) A two-day artists’ market features new work in the gallery, crafts from regional artists, food and spontaneous holiday merriment. 10 a.m.–6 p.m. www.farmingtondepotgallery.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy,

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baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. This week includes a fine arts festival and recipe handout. Farm to School presents stamping cards with veggies and ornament making.

Cooking demonstration with Lisa Slater. 9 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! www. athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Holiday Open House (Native America Gallery) Jewelry sale, door prizes and treats! 10 a.m.–7 p.m. FREE! 706-543-8425 EVENTS: West Broad Market Garden Produce Stand (1573 W. Broad St.) Seasonal and naturally grown produce. Cash paying neighbors of the West Broad Garden get a 30% discount on produce.

Tuesdays, 5–8 p.m. & Saturdays, 10 a.m.–1 p.m.

KIDSTUFF: Mouse House (Princeton United Methodist Church) Children can come for a Christmas party featuring giftmaking, gingerbread-decorating, Christmas caroling and the story of the first Christmas. Ages 2–11.

10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. FREE! 706-3531123, princetonumc@bellsouth.net KIDSTUFF: Breakfast with Santa (Camp Kiwanis, 2613 Old Wildcat Bridge Road, Danielsville, Ga.) Work in the elves’ workshop or have a chat on Santa’s lap. Call to register.

8 a.m. or 10 a.m. $8 (child), $3 (adult). 706-795-2098 KIDSTUFF: Barnes & Noble Storytime (Barnes & Noble) Storytime for all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 LECTURES AND LIT: “History of the Book: More than Words” (UGA Russell Library) Plenary talk

by Adam Smyth of Birkbeck College, University of London, and panel with presentations by UGA humanities professors. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. www. willson.uga.edu LECTURES AND LIT: Meet the Authors (Avid Bookshop) A visit from three contributors and the editor of Circling Faith, a collection of essays by Southern women. 4 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com OUTDOORS: Naturalist Walk (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Join the SCNC staff for a walk around the property. Call to register. 10–11 a.m.

FREE! 706-613-3615 PERFORMANCE: Christmas Dance Performance (East Athens Educational Dance Center) Presented by the Dance Center. 7 p.m. $10–12. 706-613-3624 THEATRE: The Dixie Swim Club (The Historic Crawford School House) See Nov. 30 Theatre listing.

Nov. 30 & Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m. Dec 2, 3 p.m. $15. 706-354-1339, www. arts!oglethorpe.com THEATRE: The Man Who Came to Dinner (The Elbert Theatre) See Nov. 30 Theatre listing. Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 7 & 8, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 2 & 9, 2 p.m. $8–15. 706-283-1049, tking@cityofelberton.net

Sunday 2 ART: Holiday Open House (Bendzunas Glass Studio and Gallery, Comer, GA) Tour the familyrun studio and see demonstrations of glass blowing. 10 a.m.–5 p.m.

FREE! 706-783-5869 ART: David Morgan Pottery Holiday Sale (3747 Old Wildcat Bridge Rd., Danielsville) See the latest works. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. & Dec. 2, 12–5 p.m. 706-795-3418 ART: Wolf Creek Pottery Sale (1500 Tappan Spur Rd., Watkinsville) Pottery by Jorie Berman, Isabell Daniel, Michael DeBerry, Juana Gnecco, Jen Graff, Nancy Green and Allya Macdonald.

9 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-410-5200

Wednesday, November 28

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THE CALENDAR!

Black Lips, Tealvox, The Rodney Kings Manor

Judah Swilley has always known he wanted to make a difference. The process has been figuring out how. The son of a preacher, his was initially a strictly religious vision.

“It actually started as a Black Lips college ministry,” he says of Ignite, the organization he founded in 2011. “You see these people downtown with signs telling people they’re going to hell… we wanted to present God in a more loving, non-judgmental way.”

Ignite’s mission shifted when its founder observed that there were a host of organizations in Athens aiming to do good work outside the confines of the church, though most of them lacked resources.

“We want to ‘ignite’ small organizations with big ideas,” says Swilley, who speaks in broad, inspirational terms; he is candid about his faith but respectful of many of his peers’ wariness of organized religion. “There are people that are never gonna make it into church,” he says. “But we still wanna reach those people.”

Ignite has hosted several concerts, raising funds and awareness for groups like Books for Keeps, Project Safe and UGA HEROs, but this Wednesday’s boasts a higher profile.

Headlined by garage-rock titans Black Lips, the show will benefit Red Lotus Recovery, an Atlanta-based substance abuse center that utilizes alternative treatment methods like yoga and meditation. Black Lips (whose bassist, Jared Swilley, is Judah’s brother) chose the charity.

Swilley is adamant that the faith, nonprofit and arts sectors can work in conjunction to inspire positive change in the community. With concerts like this one, Swilley encourages folks to do just that.

“To just be standing on a corner yelling at people—in my opinion, that’s not really making a difference. To really make a difference, let’s feed somebody, let’s clothe somebody… That’s the whole purpose of Ignite. It’s not just to ignite organizations, but to ignite people, and to help them realize, ‘I can actually change my world.’ And when we all change our world, we can change the world.” [Gabe Vodicka]

ART: Holiday Market (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Heirloom hosts its second annual holiday market featuring house-made snacks, drinks and handmade items for sale. 4–7 p.m. 706-354-7901, www.heirloomathens.com ART: Carter Gillies Open House (572 Nantahala Ave.) See Gillies’ latest works, including a variety of bowls, vases and other staples. 10 a.m.–4 p.m. 706-546-7235 ART: Athens Pop-Up Art Gallery ATHICA) See Nov. 30 Art listing.

Nov. 30, 5–8 p.m. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. & Dec. 2, 12–4 p.m. www. athenspopup.blogspot.com ART: OCAF Holiday Market (OCAF) See Nov. 30 Art listing. Nov. 30, 5-9 p.m., & Dec. 1 & 2, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. $3. 706-769-4565, www.ocaf.com ART: Pottery Art Show and Sale (1790 Salem Rd., Farmington) Works by J.B. (Jeff Bishoff) and friends. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-8631847 ART: Pottery Open House (Woodruff Pottery, 35 South Main St., Watkinsville) Artist Alice Woodruff hosts a holiday open house in her studio featuring her handmade pottery. 10 a.m.–6 p.m.

706-207-5175, alice.woodruff@ gmail.com CLASSES: Ballroom Dance Club (UGA Memorial Hall) Ballroom Dance lessons every Sunday! Nonstudents welcome. 6–7 p.m., FREE! (beginner). 7–8 p.m., $3 (advanced). ugadance.com/imnew EVENTS: Holiday Open House (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Holiday party featuring Santa and Mrs. Claus, live holiday music provided by Georgia Children’s Chorus, Solstice Sisters and Classic City Band and puppet shows for young children. 2–5 p.m.

FREE! www.botgarden.uga.edu

EVENTS: Christmas in Cobbham (Athens Clarke Heritage Foundation) A stroll along Cobb Street and into four fabulous historic homes, food and drinks, live music and a silent auction. 5:30–8:30 p.m. $75. 706353-1801 EVENTS: Stomp Out Domestic Violence Step Competition (The Classic Center) Seven teams representing community organizations will stomp the stage in a step competition to raise funds for Project Safe. Vote online for your favorite team. 7 p.m. $10–15. www. project-safe.org EVENTS: Holiday Bazaar on the Farm (Broad River Pastures, Elberton) Local artisans as well as a crafts table for the kids, photo opportunities with farm animals, raw cheese, book signings by author Tim Young, Lucky Dog Liver treats, artisan leather bags, handmade natural cleaning products, seasonal veggies and more. 1:30–4 p.m. broadriverpastures@gmail.com EVENTS: Benevolence Market (First Presbyterian Church) As an alternative holiday experience, the market features representatives from approximately 35 local non-profit agencies. 12–3 p.m. FREE! www. firstpresathens.org/benevolencemarket EVENTS: December Open House and Pottery Sale (Farmington Pottery, 1171 Freeman Creek Rd., Farmington) A wide selection of pottery including dinnerware, kitchen and tableware and garden pots by Geoff and Lisa Pickett. 9 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-863-1847 EVENTS: The Music of Christmas (Athens First United Methodist Church) Scripture and carols featuring the choirs, handbells and instruments of the Music Ministry. FREE! 5 p.m. www.athensfirstumc.org

EVENTS: Farmington Depot Holidaze (Farmington Depot Gallery) A two-day artists’ market features new work in the gallery, crafts from regional artists, food and spontaneous holiday merriment. 10 a.m.–6 p.m. www.farmingtondepotgallery.com FILM: It’s a Wonderful Ciné (Ciné) Ciné hosts three showings of the holiday classic, It’s a Wonderful Life.

Admission is free with a donation of a non-perishable food item for the Food Bank of North Georgia, an unwrapped new toy for Toys for Tots or a cash donation to support Ciné.

2, 4:45 or 7:30 p.m. FREE! (w/ donation). www.athenscine.com FILM: Film Fest of India (Lyndon House Arts Center) Featuring Eastern Indian films from the Dixie Film Festival, Meherjaan and Not Today.

3–9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3623 GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Every Sunday! Hosted by Evan Delany. First place wins $50 and second place wins $25. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.thecapitalroom.com GAMES: Trivia Sundays (Blind Pig Tavern) At the West Broad location. 6 p.m. 706-208-7979 GAMES: Trivia (Dickey’s Barbecue Pit) Every Sunday. Featuring prizes, gift cards and drink specials. 7 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-7561 GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Southwest Café) “Brewer’s Inquisition,” trivia hosted by Chris Brewer every Sunday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-3546655, www.buffaloscafe.com/athens KIDSTUFF: Duct Tape Gifts (Madison County Library) Learn how to make bags, wallets and more out of duct tape. Ages 7 & above. 4 p.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 PERFORMANCE: Community Holiday Concert (MadisonMorgan Cultural Center) Live holiday music from Shelby

Mcleod, The Ashburn Chorale, The MCHS Choir and more. 7 p.m. FREE! (tickets required). www. mmcc-arts.org THEATRE: A Victorian Christmas with Charles Dickens (SeneyStovall Chapel) Local actor John Vance portrays Charles Dickens in December 1867 on his second American tour, ending the performance with a condensed rendition of A Christmas Carol. 2 p.m. $8–10.

706-543-2012 THEATRE: The Dixie Swim Club (The Historic Crawford School House, Crawford) See Nov. 30 Theatre listing. Nov. 30 & Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m. Dec 2, 3 p.m. $15. 706354-1339, www.arts!oglethorpe.com THEATRE: The Man Who Came to Dinner (The Elbert Theatre) See Nov. 30 Theatre listing. Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 7 & 8, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 2 & 9, 2 p.m. $8–15. 706-283-1049, tking@cityofelberton.net

Monday 3 GAMES: Rock and Roll Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) 9 p.m.

FREE! www.myspace.com/littlekingsshuffleclub GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Highwire Lounge) $100 grand prize every week! All ages. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-8997 KIDSTUFF: Christmas Elf Build Program (Rocksprings Park) Children will paint their own mini elf home. Games and treats included.

For ages 2–5. 10–11:30 a.m. $4. www.athensclarkecounty.com/ rocksprings PERFORMANCE: DMA Recital (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) Soo Jung Jeon performs on piano. 3:35 p.m. FREE! www.music.uga.edu

Tuesday 4 CLASSES: Athens Swing Night (Dancefx) Advanced lesson at 7 p.m., and beginner lesson at 7:30 p.m. 7–10 p.m. $3–5. www.athensswingnight.com CLASSES: Water Conservation Workshop (Bob Snipes Water Resources Center) Learn how to identify and fix a leaky toilet.

Registration required. Dec. 4, 6:30–8 p.m. or Dec. 8, 9:30–11:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3729, savewater@athensclarkecounty.com, www. thinkatthesink.com COMEDY: OpenTOAD Comedy Open Mic (Flicker Theatre & Bar) This comedy show allows locals to watch quality comedy or perform themselves. Email to perform. 9 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. calebsynan@yahoo.com, www.flickertheatreandbar.com EVENTS: West Broad Market Garden Produce Stand (West Broad Market Garden, 1573 W. Broad St.) Seasonal and naturally grown produce. Cash paying neighbors of the West Broad Garden get a 30% discount on produce. .

Tuesdays, 5–8 p.m. & Saturdays, 10 a.m.–1 p.m.

GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706-354-1515 LECTURES AND LIT: Speaking Pages: A Spoken Word Event (Avid Bookshop) A monthly gathering for writers and performers to

share their works. Storytelling, prose, essays, poetry and spoken word performances welcome.

6:30–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com LECTURES AND LIT: Special Collections Library Tour (UGA Russell Library) Explore interactive kiosks with access to oral history interviews, historical film, video and sound recordings. Every Tuesday. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-542-8079 PERFORMANCE: UGA Percussion Ensemble (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) Fall semester concert. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.music.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Guest Recital (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) St. Louis Symphony Orchestra trombonist Gerry Pagano performs. 3:30 p.m. FREE! www.music.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Master’s Recital (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) Lucas Scalamogna performs on violin.

3:30 p.m. FREE! www.music.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Master’s Recital (UGA Edge Recital Hall) Larissa Silva performs on piano. 6:30 p.m.

FREE! www.music.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Athens Choral Society (Hugh Hodgson Hall) A fall concert featuring two works by the French composer Charles Francois Gounod. 8 p.m. FREE! www.athenschoralsociety.com

Wednesday 5 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour of highlights from the museum’s collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Life Drawing Open Studio (Lamar Dodd School of Art) (Room S370) Practice drawing or painting the human figure from life.

No instruction provided. Ages 18 & up. 5:45–8:45 p.m. $7. cementflounder@gmail.com CLASSES: Making Holiday Cards (Madison County Library) With computer specialist Alisa Claytor.

Call to register. Dec. 4, 2:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Dec. 5, 11:30 a.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 EVENTS: Word of Mouth Open Poetry Reading (The Globe) Sign up, mouth off, pay attention. 8 p.m.

FREE! 706-353-4721, www.athenswordofmouth.com EVENTS: Women to the World December Songfest and Art Sale (Central Presbyterian Church) A performance by Women to the World members, local art for sale and an appearance by local novelist Terry Kay. Proceeds benefit the WTTW nonprofit org, which helps educate women in Afghanistan. 5 p.m. FREE! 706-543-9284 EVENTS: Open Mic Night (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Performers and listeners welcome. Every Wednesday. 9 p.m.

FREE! 706-353-0305 FILM: Get Exposed (The Melting Point) Film Athens hosts a networking event to meet industry professionals and supporters of local film.

FREE! 6–8:30 p.m. www.meltingpointathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Every Wednesday night. 8 p.m.

(Baldwin St. & Broad St. locations).

706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m.

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7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com LECTURES AND LIT: Reading (Avid Bookshop) Freeform jazz experimentalist Killick Hinds will read from his book, The World for a Dying Antidote. FREE! 10 p.m. 706546-5609 KIDSTUFF: Barnes & Noble Storytime (Barnes & Noble) Storytime for all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) For ages 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5. Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706795-5597 LECTURES AND LIT: Word of Mouth (The Globe) Cincinnati writers Mark Flanigan, Nick Barrows and Chuck Byrd will be reading at this monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Word of Mouth. 8 p.m.

706-353-4721 PERFORMANCE: Rak the 40 Watt (40 Watt Club) Dancers from the Healing Arts Center and UGAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ramsey Center perform a selection of traditional and modern Middle Eastern dances. 7 p.m. $5â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8. www.40watt.com THEATRE: The Christmas Post (Morton Theatre) Set on Christmas Eve in 1947, The Christmas Post reveals the Norman Rockwelllike world of Americans who are reminded of what Christmas is really about. Dec. 5. 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8, 7:30 p.m. & Dec. 8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9, 2:30 p.m. $8-15. www.cornerstoneproductionsonline.com

LIVE MUSIC Wednesday 28 Boarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent. Every Wednesday!

Farm 255 8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DIAL INDICATORS Cool jazz.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com YOUNG BENJAMIN Solo project of guitarist/banjoist Matt Whitaker featuring swirling, looping guitars.

ENGLAND IN 1819 An unusual combination of Southern edge and English introspection, with haunting lyrics and massive chamber rock.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 JEFFERS MORNING Local rock trio plays fun, danceable pop-punk.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com TODD COWART Singer for local The Hushpuppies Band plays a solo set.

Jerzees 10 p.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1 a.m. $3 (21+), $5. 706850-7320 SPICY SALSA DANCING Salsa and Latin dancing. Every Wednesday.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 9 p.m. $3. www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub BOILERMAN Gruff pop-punk.

NURTURE Local post-hardcore trio.

KATER MASS Local melodic punk band.

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Manor IGNITE Benefit. 8 p.m. $10. www.manorathens.org BLACK LIPS Celebrated Atlantabased garage-rock quartet. See Calendar Pick on p. 18.

TEALVOX Alternative rock band with a hint of classic British rock.

THE RODNEY KINGS Scuzz punk.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $10. www.meltinpointathens. com JIM AVETT Singer-songwriter sure to give a â&#x20AC;&#x153;warm and relaxed, genuine and endearingâ&#x20AC;? performance.

BRIAN CONNELL Local folk singersongwriter is backed by former members of Little Francis.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT An evening of standards and improvisations.

Tapped 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-6277 KARAOKE Every Wednesday!

Ten Pins Tavern 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-8090 OPEN MIC NIGHT Hip-hop, spoken word, rock, singer-songwriters, DJs and more! Hosted by Amy Neese.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com RUN RUN OCTOPUS New local retro-rock band.

SAM BURCHFIELD Street Rhythm and Rhyme guitarist plays a solo set.

Thursday 29 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com HOLIDAZE Night one! Featuring Qurious, Brothers, Thick Paint, Hear Hums, The Barlettas, Boycycle, Slaw and Order and DJ Mahogany.

bit like Elvis Costello. For fans of Phantom Planet or The Cars.

BAXTER AND THE BASICS New, local folk-inspired indie rock band.

Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8511 CROWFIELD Charismatic rock with elements of Americana.

Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $20. www.georgiatheatre.com ADVENTURE CLUB Electronic duo from Canada.

MANTIS A unique bass driven duo.

Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com ROMPER STOMPERS Rock songs from childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s perspectives with a sound that adults will enjoy.

CLAY LEVERETT & THE BUZZARDS Some of Athensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; finest country music!

Go Bar 11 p.m. 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dr. Fredâ&#x20AC;? Bowers.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar Student Jazz Jam! 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com UGA STUDENT JAZZ BAND Jazz from UGA music students.

La Fiesta #2 7 p.m. FREE! 706-549-5933 ABDUR AND MOSES Members of local band John Parker Wayne play a set. Every Thursday!

New Earth Music Hall 10 p.m. FREE! www.newearthmusichall. com HALEM ALBRIGHT From rock to reggae and Americana to experimental.

DUANE TRUCKS Member of Flannel Church playing his own set.

KEVIN SCOTT No info available.

DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins a whole lotta faves.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 SUN-DRIED VIBES South Carolina band plays a reggae-tinted rock.

TREEHOUSE Sublime-inspired band from South Carolina.

JAY D CLARK Philly-based reggae/ jam band.

The Office Lounge Blues Night. 9 p.m. 706-546-0840 THE SHADOW EXECUTIVES Get your fill of straight-up, authentic blues covers.

Sr. Sol 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7112 (W. Broad St. location) MARIACHI NIGHT Live Mariachi band, every other Thursday!

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com SASKATCHEWAN Dream-pop band from Florida.

I COME TO SHANGHAI Swirling, synth-heavy drone-pop.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com BLACK MOON Loud, psychedelic, guitar-driven rock.

FREE ASSOCIATES New local experimental band.

MIDDLE CHILD Local group featuring Rebecca Jones, member of U*S*A. Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar Songwriters Extravaganza. 8 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com MAX JEFFERS Songwriter in the avant-alt-country tradition.

MICHAEL BOWMAN Alt-country sounds and bluesy guitar.

CALEB DARNELL Member of Bellyache sings the blues.

Highwire Lounge â&#x20AC;&#x153;Friday Night Jazz.â&#x20AC;? 8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;11 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com RAND LINES Original compositions of pianist Rand Lines.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub BUZZ+OLD=DANCE PARTY â&#x20AC;&#x153;For Buzzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 30th birthday, he will be spinning hip-hop and an exhausting amount of Michael Jackson.â&#x20AC;?

Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 JAHMAN BRAHMAN Jam rock band self-described as â&#x20AC;&#x153;shred â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; flow.â&#x20AC;?

Amici 9 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 OPEN MIC NIGHT Bi-weekly open mic night. Email amiciopenmic@ gmail.com to sign up.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com DAVE HOWARD Singer-wongwriter plays his own material as well as Americana covers.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 OVERNIGHT SENSATION Your favorite songs from the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60sâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s, thrown over the cliff.

Barbeque Shack 7 p.m. FREE! 706-613-6752 OPEN BLUEGRASS JAM All pickers welcome! Every Thursday!

WUOG Live in the Lobby! 8 p.m. FREE! www. wuog.org CANDID COAL PEOPLE Three-piece local folk-rock group.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com JOE CAT Local Americana songwriter.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18+). www. caledonialounge.com JOHN FRENCH & THE BASTILLES Acoustic compositions backed by a group of musicians with country and rock influences. Album release!

GRASS GIRAFFES Driving, melodic pop painted with lush shoe gazeinspired washes.

THE VIKING PROGRESS Patrick Morales has a lovely, tender voice that sings gentle, indie/folk ballads.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com SANS ABRI Local band featuring members of Packway Handle Band.

GUMSHOE In addition to a full-band electric set, says Andy Dixon, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be playing a little set of acoustic material to get things started...â&#x20AC;?

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com THE DESARIOS Local upbeat rock band with a singer who sounds a

Friday 30 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com HOLIDAZE Night two! Featuring Ritvals, Glasscrafts, Faux Ferocious, Woodfangs, Dana Swimmer, Velocirapture, Hand Sand Hands and DJ Daffy Duck.

Amici 11 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 LAZY LOCOMOTIVE New local group featuring members of Juice Box and High Strung String Band.

Buffaloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Southwest CafĂŠ 8 p.m. $8. www.buffaloscafe.com/ athens THE SPLITZ BAND This bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s impressively wide range encompasses classic Motown, funk, disco and both old-school and contemporary R&B.

Saturday 1 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $17-$20. www.40watt.com JASON ISBELL & THE 400 UNIT Former Drive-By Truckers guitarist plays a blend of rock and roll. See story on p. 13.

COMMUNIST DAUGHTER Multiinstrumentalism and personal lyrics.

Amici 11 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 THE ROYCROFTERS Rock and roll trio from Georgia.

Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 9 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net CORTEZ GARZA Local singer-songwriter pushes the envelope with his blend of indie/Americana. (9 a.m.)

CAROLINE AIKEN One of Atlantaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most talented and respected performing songwriters. Her bluesy voice guarantees a hypnotic performance. (10:30 a.m.)

Ringers). Expect lots of soulful riffs, covers and originals.

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Richard Buckner 399 Meigs Richard Bucknerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s latest LP, last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Our Blood, felt at once like a direct descendent of the songwriterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best albums from the 1990s (Bloomed; Devotion + Doubt) and something blessedly different. No doubt, the story behind the recording was one reason for the latter; Our Blood had to be constructed three separate times due to a series of freak occurrences.

Indeed, pieced together from remnants of its own ghostly flesh, the final version of Our Blood is a testament to Bucknerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s skill both as songwriter and self-editor, a living, loving document that resonates in a way few records do. The album carries all the tortured mythos associated with the desert-fried song society Buckner is often associated with (see also: Giant Sand, Joe Henry), but it extends beyond genre and form.

It is a showing of maturity, too. Bucknerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s voice, always his most dangerous weapon, has been whittled from a blunt, unpredictable object into a sharp, pointed one. His lyrics, ever elusive, here paint abstract yet concise pictures of love and loss only made whole by the listenerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mind. (Sample verse, from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Witnessâ&#x20AC;?: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Panes we raised too low/ Sometimes it would get so cold/ Wake me like you used to/ Letting in the chill again/ Every now and then.â&#x20AC;?)

Live, Buckner is both imposing and unassuming; his presence seems to oppose the delicacy of his delivery. Of course, his music is similarly dichotomous, an ongoing exercise in quiet force. His appearance at the fledgling, intimate 399 Meigs space is a true boon for Athens. [Gabe Vodicka]

Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com KARBOMB High-speed punk band.

THUNDERCHIEF Local act with a West Coast punk sound.

SHEHEHE Scorching the new American jet rock stratosphere.

LOS MEESFITS Misfits covers done Cuban salsa style!

Dickeyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Barbecue Pit 7 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7561 KARAOKE With â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Queen of Karaoke,â&#x20AC;? Lynn Carson.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com TUMBLEWEED STAMPEDE Uplifting, melodic indie pop with influences ranging from AfroCaribbean pop.

CO CO RI CO Angular, guitar-driven rock that melodically meanders through post-rock soundscapes featuring technical drums, wandering bass and glockenspiel.

HELLO HUGO Four-piece progressive rock band from North Carolina.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com KATE MORRISSEY Best known for her dark velvet voice, Morrisseyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s songwriting is literate and sincere, and her conversational live shows come punctuated with an offbeat sense of humor.

MAKING STRANGE No information available.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $22.50. www.georgiatheatre. com BIG GIGANTIC Electronic duo that crosses boundaries to create revolutionary dance music.

ANA SIA California DJ changing the face of mixed music.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE LANES Project featuring brothers Kevin and Matt Lane with Richard

Mikulka on guitar and Chuck Bradburn on bass playing powerpop in the vein of The Possibilities.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3144 DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $15 (adv), $20 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com THE WOOD BROTHERS Sibling duo with a folk/roots sound.

CARSIE BLANTON Spirited folk-pop from this Philadelphia based singersongwriter.

New Earth Music Hall 9 p.m. $10. www.newearthmusichall. com CHERUB Self-described as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;sexy, avant-garde, electro-pop duo that is the dance love-child of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s funk and pop music from the future.â&#x20AC;?

Nowhere Bar 11 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THE ROYAL NOISE Founded and led by guitarist Johan Harvey in 2010, Savannahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premier jazz-funk collective has quickly established itself as a high energy, grooving crew.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 BROKEN ARROW BLUES BAND Michigan-based blues and boogie band.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com GREY MILK This edgy folk-rock outfit is playing its last show. Says the band: â&#x20AC;&#x153;After five years here, Jesse is leaving the Classic City for indefinite world travels and Sean is returning to Alaska.â&#x20AC;?

EUREKA CALIFORNIA Melodic, guitar-driven indie rock influenced by bands like Guided by Voices.

CALIKO Spirited folk punk by young musicians.

Ten Pins Tavern 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-8090 SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE BOWLING ALLEY BLUES BAND Featuring locals Paul Scales, Randy Durham, John Straw, Dave Herndon and Scott Sanders playing blues jams.

Monday 3 The Grotto 8 p.m. FREE! 140 E. Clayton St. THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR Every Monday. Smooth jazz played by DJ Segar from WXAG 1470, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Light.â&#x20AC;?

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Local songstress Kyshona Armstrong hosts an open mic night!

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The Melting Point 8 p.m. $7 (adv), $10 (door). www.meltingpointathens.com DELTA RAE Six-piece Americana band known for their mix of power voices into sweeping harmonies.

EMILY HEARN Young singer-songwriter offers sweet, melodic acoustic ballads.

The Globe 4 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 ATHENS CEILI BAND A weekly traditional Irish music section. Every Sunday from 4-7 p.m.!

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 BLUES NIGHT WITH BIG C Nobody in Athens sings the blues quite like Big C (frontman for Big C and the

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com FLUX CAPACITOR BAND Jam band of brothers from Pennsylvania.

399 Meigs 8 p.m. $12. http://399meigsrichard buckner.eventbrite.com RICHARD BUCKNER This longstanding alt-country forefather with a distinct and affecting voice continues to release stellar material. See Calendar Pick on this page.

Amici Reading Day Party! 11 p.m. FREE! 706353-0000 NEW SNEAKERS Eclectic, funkinfluenced rock band from Athens.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com BUBBLY MOMMY GUN Local experimental pop band that plays idiosyncratic, psychedelic tunes.

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THE SO SO GLOS Punk band from Brooklyn.

DAYS OF BEYOND THUNDER Mercer West and friends play lyrical pop songs â&#x20AC;&#x153;for the over-50 set.â&#x20AC;?

CULT OF RIGGONIA Experimental soundscapes with tribal, world music beats and ornate instrumentation.

SAD DADS New local band featuring members of Blue Division. The group tells Flagpole it sounds like â&#x20AC;&#x153;shitty Pavement.â&#x20AC;?

Georgia Theatre Reading Day Party! 8 p.m. $5. www. georgiatheatre.com STOKESWOOD A mellow, modern alt-rock band from Atlanta that experiments a bit with atmospheric sounds.

SUMILAN Technically proficient musicians playing progressive jam rock.

BEAR LEFT This local high-energy jam band combines rock and funk influences.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com KENOSHA KID Centered around the instru-improv jazz compositions of guitarist Dan Nettles, Kenosha Kid also features bassist Neal Fountain.

The group is packed with music, mischief and mayhem, and offers a sound that serves noise-rock fans and jam band listeners equally.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DAFFODIL This reunited local trio plays hard-hitting, noisy rock.

DJ LOZO Spinning punk rock!

Manor 9 p.m. FREE! www.manorathens.com LIVE BAND KARAOKE Live karaoke band covers all your favorite hits, while you sing along. $1 beer and $2 wells all night! Every Tuesday!

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday Series. 7:30 p.m. $5. www.meltingpointathens.com TWO MAN GENTLEMEN BAND Old-timey guitar and upright bass duo that plays cheeky, energetic music.

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ART 2012 Student Art Contest (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) For artwork for sale in SBG’s gift shop. All submissions must be from students ninth grade and above, including college students, who attend school full or part-time in Georgia. Winners receive up to $1,000. Artwork due Nov. 30. 706542-6014, www.botgarden.uga.edu Call for Artists (Farmington Depot Gallery) Now accepting applications for its holiday artist market, “Holidaze,” to be held on Dec. 1 & 2.

Email farmingtongallery@gmail.com for application and details.

Deck the Walls Holiday Shop (Lyndon House) Over 80 area artists offer wreaths, garlands, ornaments and other seasonal decorations for sale as well as popular gift items.

Nov. 20–January, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–5 p.m. www.athensclarkecounty. com/lyndonhouse

AUDITIONS Athens Master Chorale Auditions (Athens Master Chorale) Now accepting auditions for alto, tenor and bass voice parts.

Contact Joseph Napoli for information and scheduling. 706-546-0023, evenings only.

CLASSES Advanced Yoga Teacher Training (Athens, Ga) Vastu Yoga hosts a 500-hour yoga teacher training. Journey more deeply into your own practice while learning the technical skills necessary to become a stellar yoga instructor.

Visit website for location and info.

Begins in November. $2,495. www.globalvastuyoga.com Beekeeping for Beginners (Booger Hill Bee Farm) Learn the basics of caring for, feeding and constructing a beehive. Three units, Dec. 9, Jan. 12 & Feb. 9, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $95. www.botgarden.uga.edu Buddhist Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) Every Wednesday.

6 p.m. Donations accepted.

706-351-6024 Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” classes ($20/person) every Friday from 7–9 p.m. “Family Try Clay” classes every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Computer Tutorials (ACC Library) Choose from a list of topics for personalized, one-onone instruction. The library also offers online computer classes in Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Excel and eBooks. Call for times and to register. 706-613-3650 Dance Classes (Dancefx) Ballet, tap, hip-hop, Zumba, contemporary, foxtrot, Western dancing, strip aerobics, ballroom dancing, salsa, pilates and more. Check website for schedule. 706-355-3078, www.dancefx.org Garden Geology (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Dan Williams teaches about Georgia’s six geologic provinces; how they were formed, how to identify them and how they affect plants, animals and people.

Participants will make their own collection of Georgia rocks and receive a copy of Rocks of Georgia, a companion to the sessions. Wednesdays, Jan. 9–Feb. 27, 4-6 p.m. $45. www.botgarden.uga.edu Gentle Hatha Integral Yoga (St. Gregory’s Episcopal Church) All levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5:30–7

ACC ANIMAL CONTROL

150 Buddy Christian Way • 706-613-3887 JUST A FEW MINUTES FROM DOWNTOWN

Open every day 10am-4pm except Wednesday

Such a beautiful girl! Pure white and rich, chocolatey brown coat and beautiful eyes. She’s a gentle two-year old who came in with her three cute tuxedo kittens.

p.m. $9/class. 706-543-0162, mfhealy@bellsouth.net, www.mind fuliving.org Improv Class (UGA Tate Center) Practice your improv comedy skills with Laugh Out Loud’s improv games. Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m.

FREE! www.improv.uga.edu Kindle Tutorials (Madison County Library) Kindle Touch e-reader tutorials are available every day in November at 11 a.m., 1 p.m. and 5 p.m., and an extra tutorial at 7 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Bring a Kindle from home or check one out from the library. FREE! 706-795-5597 Lori’s Boot Camp (Fitness at Five) Get in shape! Thursdays, 6:30–7:30 p.m. & Saturdays, 11 a.m.–12:15 p.m. 706-353-6030, www.fitnessatfive.com Middle Eastern Drum Circle (Floorspace) All skill levels and ages welcome. Saturdays, 12:30 p.m. $6–$12 donation. www.floorspace athens.com Power Yoga for Athletes (Total Training Center) Stretch out sore muscles every Monday night.

SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes. Every Wednesday, 6:307:30 p.m. (intermediate), 7:30-8:30 p.m. (beginners). $8 (incl. $3.50 drink). 706-338-6613 Tribal Style Bellydance Basics (Floorspace) Bellydance basics every Thursday, 5:45–7 p.m. Tribal style bellydancing every Tuesday, 6–7 p.m. $10–$12. www.floorspaceathens.com Yoga Classes (Healing Arts Centre) Several types of ongoing yoga classes are offered for all levels, including ashtanga, therapeutic, vinyasa yoga, power lunch yoga and pilates. Visit website for details. www.healingartscentre.net

Had to squeeze this girl in because she is SO friendly and cuddly. Soft, petite muffinmaker.

It’s crazy how many kittens are available right now! It’s not a good idea to surprise anyone with a pet for Christmas, but it would be a great idea to get two for YOURSELF! How about Fuzzy and Wuzzy? Best. Christmas. Ever.

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Shy six-month old Tabby sits in the back of her kennel. Sweet girl!

Big green eyes.

Don’t let her get passed over.

“Goddesses: The Real and the Imagined,” paintings by Melody Croft are on display at Loft Gallery at Chops & Hops through December.

Yoga Teacher Training (5 Points Yoga) Yoga Allianceregistered 200-hour yoga teacher training. Saturdays, 12 p.m. Jan. 4–July 21. $1,900. www.athensfive pointsyoga.com Yoga Teacher Training (Whole: Mind. Body. Art.) Yoga Allianceregistered 200-hour yoga teacher training. Saturdays, Jan. 5-May 11, 8 a.m.–6 p.m. $1,450. www.yogaful day.com Yoga Teacher Training Course (Athens, Ga) Yoga teacher and Yoga Alliance RYT200 certification course. Visit website for location details. Saturdays, Jan. 5–May 11, 8 a.m.–6 p.m. $1,450. www.yogafulday.com Zumba (Athens Latino Center for Education and Services (ALCES)) Instructed by Maricela Delgado.

Every Monday, 8–9 p.m. and Wednesday, 6–7 p.m. & 7:15–8:15 p.m. $5 (1 class), $8 (for both Wed. classes). 706-540-0591 Zumba at the Garden (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Latin rhythms and easy-to-follow moves comprise this dynamic fitness program. Wednesdays, 5:30–6:30 p.m. $10/class, $70/session. www.uga. edu/botgarden Zumba(r) with Ingrid (Casa de Amistad) A dance fitness class that incorporates Latin and international music. Mondays & Fridays, 6–7 p.m. $5. zumbathens@gmail.com

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Be a Santa to a Senior (Terrapin Beer Co.) Seeking donations of toiletries, crosswords, pajamas, hats, scarves, etc., for the Athens Community Counsel for Aging. A Santa photo booth, commemorative pint glasses and ornaments available to donators. Through November. www.accaging.org

Help Pave the Way (ACC Library) The library is selling engraved pavers for the flooring of an outside reading garden patio. Contributions help support the library’s collection and programming. $100 (tax-deductable). 706-613-3650, ext. 336 Holiday Pet Food Drive (Athens, Ga) The Athens Area Humane Society is collecting large, unopened bags of Purina brand cat and dog chow for those who are unable to feed their pets during the holiday season. Nov. 15–Dec. 15.

Check website for drop off locations. www.athenshumanesociety.org Homestead Hospice Volunteers Needed (Homestead Hospice, Bogart) For patient companionship and/ or administrative duties. Volunteer recruitment and training day on Nov. 29, 9-11 a.m. 706-548-8444, jarpdunham@homesteadhospice.net

KIDSTUFF ACC Leisure Program Registration (Athens, Ga) Winter and spring programs open for registration. Visit website for list of programs like indoor soccer, gymnastics, dance, basketball and art classes. www.athensclarkecounty. com/leisure Arrow Shared Nanny Sessions (Arrow) Caregiving with a child ratio of 1 to 3. For ages 6 months–4 years. Pre-registration required. Monday–Thursday, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. and Friday, 9 a.m.–1 p.m. $30–125. ourarrow@gmail. com, www.ourarrow.com Arts in the Afternoon (East Athens Community Center) Afterschool program teaches arts and crafts and allows children to create original artwork. Ages 6–15.

Mondays and Wednesdays, 3:30– 5:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3593

Frank the Fabulous Fiction Fan Scavenger Hunt (Avid Bookshop) City-wide holiday scavenger hunt! Search for Frank the Fabulous Fiction Fan at 51 participating local businesses for prize tickets from Avid. Rules and a list of businesses are available at Avid Bookshop. Through Dec. 16. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com Kids’ Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Mama/Papa & Me craft class for ages 1–3 (Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. & Saturdays, 10 a.m.), Craft Club for ages 6–10 (Wednesdays & Thursdays, 4 p.m.) and Family Crafterdays (Saturdays, 11 a.m.). $10/class, $30/4 classes.

706-850-8226, www.treehousekid andcraft.com New Mamas & Babies Group (Arrow) Meet other new parents and their pre-crawling little ones.

Caregivers Jean Anderson and Rebecca Espana host. Thursdays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5, $30 (8 visits). www.ourarrow.com Pop-In Playtime (Pump It Up) Children ages 11 & under can bounce around and have a jumping good time. Wednesdays, 3:30-5:30 p.m. $3 (ages 2 & under), $6 (ages 2 & up). 706-613-5676 Spanish Lessons for Tots (Arrow) Spanish lessons with music, dancing and fun surprises led by Sarah Ehlers. For ages 2.5–4 years old. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.–12 p.m. $10. ourarrow@gmail.com Yoga Sprouts Family Yoga (Five Points Yoga) For ages 2 & older with an adult. Sundays through Nov., except Nov. 25. 1–1:45 p.m. $60. yogasprouts@gmail.com, www.athensfivepointsyoga.com Zoo Exhibit Hall (Memorial Park) The community can explore Bear Hollow’s exhibit hall and visit the animals used in programs: reptiles, fish and more. Saturdays, 1–4 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3616, ext. 22.

ON THE STREET “Ripple Effect” Film Contest (Athens, Ga) Filmmakers of all ages and levels of experience are invited to create original short films about water conservation. The finalists will be shown at the EcoFocus Film Festival in the spring. Enter by Dec. 5. www.rippleeffectfilmproject.org Athens Jewish Film Festival Shorts Competition (Athens, GA) Submit an original short film addressing the “Jewish experience.”

Deadline Dec. 1. FREE! www.athens jff.org/shorts-competition.html EcoFocus Film Festival (Athens, GA) Seeking film entries that inform audiences about environmental issues. Deadline Dec. 15. www.ecofocusfilmfest.org/submit Evergreen Community Garden Seeks Gardeners (Evergreen Community Garden, 285 Tallassee Rd.) Those interested in

gardening are welcome to use the land, tools and classes at Evergreen Community Garden. 704-877-7928, aggeles@uga.edu Mandala Journal (Athens, GA) An online, multicultural visual and literary arts journal seeking fiction, nonfiction, poetry and art. Deadline is Feb. 14. mandala.uga.edu Oglethorpe Avenue Elementary School Grant (Athens, Ga) Seeking online votes to win $50,000 from the Clorox “Power a Bright Future” grant that would help fund ongoing programs at the school. Go to www.powerabright future.com to vote.

Sharpshooter’s Basketball Clinic (Lay Park) This clinic focuses on fundamental basketball skills. Thursdays, Oct. 11–Dec. 6., 5:30–6:30 p.m. $1–2. www.athens clarkecounty.com/lay Spay and Neuter Fall Special (The Athens Area Humane Society) Dog and cat spay or neuter surgeries

ART AROUND TOWN A. LAFERA SALON (2440 W. Broad St.) Impressionistic oil paintings of the natural world by Perry McCrackin.

AMICI ITALIAN CAFÉ (233 E. Clayton St.) Atmospheric paintings ranging from introspective melancholy to stark mechanical by Jacob Wenzka.

Through November.

ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter, Christine Shockley, Dorthea Jacobson, Lana Mitchell, John Gholson, Greg Benson and Ainhoa Bilbao Canup. Art quilt by Elizabeth Barton and handmade jewelry by various artists.

ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass.

ARTINI’S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) 2D and 3D pieces by Matthew Gentry. Through November.

ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) In the Myers Gallery, “Athens Portrait Artists,” works by William “Rocky” Sapp, John Ahee, Noah Saunders, Leah B. Mantini, Jean Westmacott, Meredith Lachin and Katherine E. Schuber. Through Dec. 14. • In the Harrison Center, “Earth Show” includes works by O.C. Carlisle, Jane Crisan, Leigh Ellis, Caroline Montigue, Richard Patterson, Joe Ruiz, Patrick Snead, Lawrence Stueck and Charles Warnock.

THE BRANDED BUTCHER (225 N. Lumpkin St.) Paintings and drawings by Sanithna Phansavanh.

CINÉ BARCAFÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “Davidson & Davidson,” artwork by father/son duo Sam and George Davidson. Through Dec. 11.

CIRCLE GALLERY AT UGA (285 S. Jackson St.) “American Dreams: The Paradox of Failed Subdivisions in Georgia,” a photographic exhibition

by Stephanie Bryan. Through Dec. 21.

EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Glass and paper wall works by Annette Paskiewicz.

ETIENNE BRASSERIE (311 E. Broad St.) Paintings by Alan Campbell.

FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 16 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics and fine furniture. Permanent collection artists include Michael Pierce, Nick Joslyn, Peter Loose, Anna Marino and more. • “Bucolanalia” includes paintings and drawings by featured artist Matt Alston.

Through Dec. 30.

FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) “Oneironaut” includes drawings by James Greer.

Through November. • Shadowbox photography collages by Alexei Gural. Opening reception Dec. 1.

Through December.

GAINESVILLE STATE COLLEGE OCONEE CAMPUS (1201 Bishop Farms Pkwy., Watkinsville) The Oconee Student Art Exhibit includes works by Isabell Daniel, Jennifer Graff, Stacy Koffman and Kate Windley. Through November.

GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Beyond the Bulldog: Jack Davis.” Through Jan. 6.

• “The Look of Love: Eye Miniatures from the Skier Collection.” Through Jan. 6. • Murals of agriculture scenes by George Beattie. Through Jan. 7. • “De Wain Valentine: Human Scale” features eight largescale, minimalist and translucent sculptures. Through

for $10 off, as well as a free rabies vaccine. Now through Nov. 29.

706-769-9155, www.athenshumane society.org

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SUPPORT Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, Ga) If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.com Domestic Violence Support Group (Athens, Ga) Tuesdays, 6–8 p.m., in Clarke County. First and Third Mondays, 6:30–8 p.m., in Madison County. Childcare provided. 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771.

Emotional Abuse Support Group (Athens, Ga) Demeaning behavior can be just as harmful as punches. Childcare provided. Call for location. Every Wednesday.

6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771.

Jan. 27. • “John Haley: Berkeley School of Abstract Expressionist.” Through Mar. 3. • “Defiant Beauty: The Work of Chakaia Booker” consists of large-scale sculptures created from tires. Through Apr. 30.

GEORGIA MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY (East Campus Rd.) A collection of mounted game animals featuring lynxes, African leopards, Alaskan bears, water buffalo and elk, as well as live corn snakes, tarantulas and other animals.

GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “PLACE: Photography” includes works by Michael Lachowski, Carl Martin and Stephen Scheer. Through Dec. 20.

THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Artwork by Aimee Morris, Toby Cole, Darin Beasley and Jacob Morris. Through Dec. 8.

HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) “Fruit of Life” features oil paintings by Keara Connor.

HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE BAR (1560 Oglethorpe Dr.) Artwork by Erin McIntosh.

JITTERY JOE’S EASTSIDE (1860 Barnett Shoals Rd.) Photography by Page Hall that captures the whimsy and distortion created by the movement of ocean water. Through Dec. 7.

JUST PHO (1063 Baxter St.) Drawings and paintings

by Michele Chidester.

KRIMSON KAFE (40 Greensboro Hwy., Watkinsville) Works by Charles Dyer.

LEATHERS BUILDING ART SPACE (675 Pulaski St.) Mixed-media art by Jessica “Cobra” McVey and Trevor Oxley. Through December.

LOFT GALLERY AT CHOPS & HOPS (2 S. Main St., Watkinsville) “Goddesses: The Real and the Imagined,” colorful paintings by Melody Croft exploring the emotional complexities of race, gender, age and culture. Through December.

LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “Discovering History: Decorative Arts and Genealogy from the Ware and Lyndon Family Eras.” Through Jan. 12. • “Arts from Indian Asia: Selections from Local Collections.” Through Jan. 26.

MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (424 S. Main St., Madison) “Consequences of War” features “Flight,” an exhibit of lithographs by 12 mid-century masters. Through Feb. 24.

MAMA’S BOY (197 Oak St.) Ink and watercolor art by Meg Abbott.

OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) Watercolors by Mark Willis.

SEWCIAL STUDIO (160 Tracy St.) Hand-dyed art quilts by Anita Heady and rust and over-dyed fabric on canvas by Bill Heady.

SIPS ESPRESSO CAFE (1390 Prince Ave.) Acrylic paintings by Johnny Gordon. • Rust art by Bill Heady.

STRAND HAIR STUDIO (1625 S. Lumpkin St.) Unique paintings, assemblages and collages by Charley Seagraves and blown glass by Sy Dowling.

TOWN 220 (220 W. Washington St., Madison) “Observations” includes encaustic paintings by Mary Leslie. Through Jan. 26.

VISIONARY GROWTH GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) “Brained” features works by Grover Hogan, Tim Gartrell, Michael McAleer, Haru Park, John Crowe and special guest artist Bud Lee. Through December.

WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) “Keep Moving” features artwork created by Krista Dean’s students at Chase Street Elementary School. Through November.

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Brick duplex, 2BR/1BA, very clean. Just 2 mi. to campus on north side Athens. 2 units avail. Pets OK. $500/mo. + dep. Call Sharon, (706) 351-3074.

Houses for Rent 1 or 2BR, recently renovated, private, quiet location near Publix. All elec., CHAC, new appls., W/D, DW, HWflrs. Water & garbage paid. $650-680/ m o . w w w. b o u l e v a rd propertymanagement.com, (706) 548-9797.

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reality check Matters Of The Heart And Loins I am worried about my niece. She is in her early 20s and still lives at home. My sister, who is divorced, dotes on her like she is still a kid. She does the girlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s laundry, cooks all her meals and cleans up after her, and is always buying her things and giving her money when she wants to go out. There are two reasons why this is bad: One, it sets a bad precedent, where my niece now seems to expect an â&#x20AC;&#x153;allowanceâ&#x20AC;? even though she does nothing around the house; and two, my sister has a very low-wage job and canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t afford this stuff.

My niece has a job and makes more money than my sister, and she is a good kid, but she is still acting like a kid and not a woman in her 20s.

She seems to have no sense of responsibility, and is oblivious to the fact that her mom is going broke trying to keep her happy. The girlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dad is not much better, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m afraid, and I worry what will happen to my niece when it comes time for her to leave the proverbial nest. She is a very thoughtful person and she seems to have a lot of friends, but I worry about how she will ever grow up if she isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t encouraged.

Also, my sister is not in the best of health, and I wonder how much longer she is going to be able to keep this up. Is there any way I can talk to my niece about this stuff, or should I just mind my own business? We get along well, but we have never been particularly close. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure what I can or should do, but I would like to help. The situation is very sad.

Auntie Yikes. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure about this one, Auntie.

You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mention what your relationship is like with your sister, so I would caution you to tread lightly here. Maybe instead of talking to your niece you could talk to your sister about her situation? Try to encourage her to start saving more money and planning for the future? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m afraid if you confront this niece, whom you arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t particularly close to, and try to make her see the light, she may react poorly and go running to mommy, whom she is close to, and you will have burned a bridge between yourself and both of them.

At the end of the day, they are each responsible for their own lives, and as long as they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t become a burden on you, then they really arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t your problem. If Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m reading this wrong and you feel like you can safely assert yourself without causing a rift, then by all means air your concerns. But donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it unless you are prepared for all of the possible consequences.

My girlfriend travels a lot for work. She has a great job that she really enjoys, and I work and have hobbies and friends, so I usually have no problem finding things to do to keep busy. Things have always been this way, and we have been together for over two years. We recently moved in together, and I thought it would make things better since I would at least get to see her more often. The problem is that now when I do see her, she is often really tired

because she just got home, or really busy getting ready to leave again, or doing some work from home. She rarely has time to clean up after herself completely before she goes, so I end up doing that after she leaves. I also pay all of the bills and deal with any household crap that needs to get done: minor repairs and lightbulb changing, waiting around all day for the cable guy, etc.

This might not seem like a lot, and I almost feel silly complaining, but all together it really adds up. I am spending all of my free time dealing with stuff that she doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have time for, and now I feel put upon because I am doing way more than half of the work. I know this isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fair, but this is how I feel.

I am starting to get resentful, and it has only been a month and a half. I am afraid to say anything because we already donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t spend a lot of time together and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to get into an argument during one of the two-and-a-half days a week that we see each other. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t decide if I am being unreasonable or not. All I know is that I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t keep living like this or I will go crazy.

What should I do? Can we even stay together if we go back to living in separate places? I love this girl but I am going crazy. Please help me.

Anonymous First, think about how much of this is due to the fact that you just moved. Is it possible that many of the things you have had to deal with recently are not going to be a problem anymore? I know they all piled up at once, but I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t imagine you needing to set up cable and phone and all of that again, and hopefully you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need to set up movers and get keys from the landlord anytime soon, so it is possible that some of this burden is over, right?

Next up, you will need to have a conversation with your girlfriend about how to divide the housework and general household responsibilities. Obviously, if a light bulb goes out on Wednesday you arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t going to wait for the weekend for her to change it for you, so certain things are going to fall you to by nature of the fact that you are at home more often. The bills, however, can be paid online, and you should ask her to deal with at least some of them. She can do that from a hotel room as easily as you can do it from the house. Asking her to at least clean up after herself before she goes shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be a deal breaker, but think about what you need and be specific.

As far as the tired when she gets in and busy before she goes part goes, well, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kind of part of the deal. When you live together youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re getting the whole girlfriend: the tired, the sick, the cranky and the busy, in addition to the fun and loving and social and dressed up and looking hot. I understand that this is a big change, but I think if you give it some time and talk to her about your needs and expectations, things just might get easier once you settle in. Good luck.

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