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This play opens Friday, Apr. 12, so by the time you’re reading this, showtime is here, and the actors have been working non-stop, trying to get control of this epic production. From the vantage point of a rank newcomer, the task looks impossible to me, but the director and all the other actors have been through it many times before, so I’m trusting that they can pull it off, and it’s great fun being there. Watching them rehearse is like observing a painter working on a canvas: seeing art made right before your eyes, line by line.

The New York Times called August: Osage County “a turbocharged tragicomedy,� and that’s a pretty good description.

Even though it’s long, it’s fast—and furious and funny. The fact that I am in the play makes me gulp when I say that this is going to be a fabulous theater experience, but, my small contribution aside, this is your chance to see “the first great American play of the century.� Allen Rowell directs, assisted

by Adam Shirley and Carina McGeehin. The actors in this rare jewel about a bright and tormented Oklahoma academic family are Bryn Adamson, Mitch Maxey, Isabelle Germain, Emily Myers, Kelly Doyle-Mace, Heather Reed, Skip Hulett, Patrick Hooper, Asia Meana, Derek Adams, Rex Totty and, yes, my wife in reality and onstage: Gay Griggs McCommons. If you go to the theater, you recognize these names. If you don’t go often, you’re in for a whole new experience—but be warned: the language is very strong. You can dress up if you want to, but you don’t have to: attire is Athens-casual.

Watching this large and experienced cast mix it up nonstop will make you glad you got a ticket. To get one, see the info below. If you don’t want to plan ahead, just take your chances and show up a little early. I’ll see you there. No, actually, the lights will be in my eyes.

Pete McCommons editor@flagpole.com For tickets call 706-208-TOWN or go to www.townandgownplayers.org.

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bought 18 acres on Freeman Drive and cleared some land in 2007, but was never able to find enough money to complete the $1.3 million project. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve come to a situation where now repayment is required or completion of the project, but they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the means to complete the project, so now weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re at a point where the grant has to be repaid,â&#x20AC;? said Keith McNeely, director of the ACC Human and Economic Development Department, which administers federal block grants.

But People of Hope doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have the money. One option is to seize the land and sell it to pay back the grant, according to McNeely. In the meantime, other affordable housing agencies like AHA and the Athens Land Trust will take a $175,000 hit in next yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s HOME allocation so HED can pay back HUD. The commission approved a new set of rules Apr. 2 giving them more oversight over HOME grants. From now on, the commission will approve contracts and review them after six months, and any reallocations will also require commission approval. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When you receive this money, we want you to use it,â&#x20AC;? Commissioner Mike Hamby said.

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Finally!: After a decade, Athens-Clarke County will break founded. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We knew that bad development on the Boys & Girls ground on a long awaited East Athens rails-to-trails project by Club property was coming for at least five years,â&#x20AC;? said Athens the end of the year.

Grow Greenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Elizabeth Little. When ACCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comprehensive plan The rail-trail is just part of an 11-mile network of trails that was updated in 2007, she suggested an overlay zone, but should be completed sometime in 2014. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re right at the county officials told her no, she said. edge of really getting a lot of greenway on the ground again,â&#x20AC;?

Then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the Selig development, which initially turned ACC Greenway Coordinator Mel Cochran told the audience at a its back on the greenway. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When I first saw that, I said â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Whoa, Federation of Neighborhoods meeting Apr. 1. whoa, look at us, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a great amenity,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? Cochran said. Revised Also in the works are a North Oconee River Greenway extenplans released in December show apartments facing the greension running south from Carrâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hill, a trail between the greenway, rather than a parking deck and a blank wall. way extension and the park-and-ride lot near the bypass (which Cochran dubbed the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Waffle House connectorâ&#x20AC;?), a greenway running along Pulaski Creek from downtown More School Cuts: Last April, Clarke County School past the Council on Aging to the railroad tracks and a Superintendent Phil Lanoue told the Board of Education path along Trail Creek from Dudley Park to East Athens it would have to lay off about 100 employees (mostly Community Park. Eventually, the rail-trail could run all teachers and parapros) and even then, the budget the way to Winterville, hook into Firefly Trailâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a much wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t balance. He warned that even worse cuts could longer-term projectâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and head down through Maxeys to be coming.

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Things are looking up, at least a little. After years of What took so long? Well, the rail-trail, which is declining property values, officials expect the tax digest partially funded by a federal grant, has been in Georgia to level off this year. Gov. Nathan Deal has restored Department of Transportation and Federal Highway some of the austerity cuts put into place during the Administration purgatory due to staff turnover and Great Recession. State funding for CCSD will increase by lengthy environmental and historic preservation $1.4 million next year. The district expects to collect a reviews. The process involves a 28-page flow chart that total of $116 million in fiscal 2014. takes seven years to complete, according to Cochran.

But thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still not enough to keep pace with Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re from the government, and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re here to help. expenses administrators have no control over, such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;I know a lot of you are frustrated, but not as much health care costs, workersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; comp and mandated step as we are, with how long this is taking, especially the increases in pay. If everything stayed the same, the rail-trail,â&#x20AC;? SPLOST Program Manager Don Martin said.

Greenway? More like brick-and-tanway. The North Oconee River Greenway will be extended district would spend $125 million, so Lanoue is recomsouth from Carrâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hill, passing by this towering student apartment complex.

(SPLOST 2011 included $7.7 million for rails-to-trails mending about $5 million in cuts to next yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s budget. and $6 million for the greenway.)

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s proposing five furlough days for all employees Negotiations with CSX Transportation to buy the abandoned HUD Refunds: Like Ben Folds, the U.S. Department of Housing (the same number as last year) and seven for those making Georgia Railroad bed have been arduous, but a quarter-mile is and Urban Development wants its money backâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t formore than $80,000 a year, restructuring the central office and now in ACCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hands. The initial leg of the trail will run from Old get the black T-shirt. eliminating some school staff. Lanoue said he hopes to avoid Winterville Road to Dudley Park. The famed Murmur Trestle, as After a 2011 Washington Post investigation into stalled any layoffs after teachers sign their contracts for the comFlagpole has previously reported, will be left to just sit there affordable housing projects funded by federal HOME grants, ing school year, instead reducing positions by attrition. The and deteriorate for now due to lack of funding. But Martin said HUD started clawing back grant money for projects that remaining gap would be plugged with $4 million from CCSDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ACC plans to go back in a future phase and either utilize the havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been completed and probably never will be. Among $18 million reserve, which didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t shrink as much as expected trestle or build a new bridge so that the trail will be at grade. them were a $400,000 development by the Athens Housing over the past year.

Cochran and GDOT have also worked out another potential Authority and East Athens Development Corp., which, incidenLanoue will present a tentative budget to the board roadblockâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;interchange improvements at Oconee Street and tally, had its funding cut by the Athens-Clarke Commission for Thursday, and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll take a preliminary vote Apr. 18. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the Loop that initially didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take the rail-trail into account. poor performance in 2008. like it? Public hearings are scheduled for May 14 at Gaines GDOT has promised to build an underpass for the trail if ACC HUD actually deciding to do its job likely puts the last Elementary School, May 16 at Alps Road Elementary School buys the right-of-way, Cochran said. nail in the coffin of People of Hope, a planned mobile home and May 21 at the Mitchell Bridge Road central office (all at 6 Still unresolved, though, is the issue of development along park for residents who were displaced by student apartments p.m.) before a final vote June 6. the greenway, such as a new student apartment complex that on North Avenue in 2001. HED and the ACC Commission gave towers over what used to be Easleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mill, where Athens was People of Hope a $175,000 HOME grant in 2004. The group Blake Aued news@flagpole.com

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capitol impact The State Helps the Rich Get Richer Our schools are furloughing teachers and can’t provide a 180-day school year for their students. Our elected leaders at the capitol say they just don’t have the money to spend on public education.

Georgia’s highways are jam-packed with congestion and crumbling into disrepair. Our elected leaders say there just isn’t enough money to fix them.

Georgia has had to leave unfilled the positions of state troopers who patrol the highways. Our elected leaders say they just don’t have enough money to pay for them.

Our elected leaders had no trouble, however, finding $800 million in taxpayers’ money to build a stadium for Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank.

It’s all a matter of how you set your priorities. For many of our elected officials, it’s more important to stroke the ego of a billionaire NFL franchise owner than to fix our roads or give our kids a decent education. Gov. Nathan Deal and the Legislature, working in concert with Atlanta Mayor Kasim Reed and the City Council, made it possible for Blank to get that very generous gift.

A series of polls have indicated that voters do not support the idea of using Atlanta’s hotel-motel tax revenues to pay for a stadium that would benefit a private business. With another election coming up in 2014, Deal and legislators faced the prospect of having to take a position on using that tax money for a new stadium. Deal instead had the matter shifted to the Atlanta City Council and the city’s economic development arm, Invest Atlanta. Those entities voted to issue $200 million in construction bonds paid off from the tax revenues. Over a 37-year period, the city is also committed to spend more than $600 million to maintain the stadium.

“The city will use ‘only’ $200 million of scarce public money for construction of a facility to benefit the Falcons, up front,” said William Perry of Common Cause Georgia. “But

another $680 million will ultimately go to the stadium for largely the same purposes— improving Arthur Blank’s equity value in the Falcons franchise.” Deals don’t get much sweeter than that.

Blank is one of Georgia’s wealthiest citizens with a net worth estimated at $1.6 billion. He could easily form a business syndicate capable of raising the money for a new stadium. Why should he bother? Blank can back his limousine up to the state treasury, open the trunk and say, “Fill her up.” Our state and city leaders are happy to shovel in the tax dollars. This is really a sordid giveaway of public funds in a state that has far more serious problems it should be addressing.

At least there were some public servants with the integrity to stand up against this bonanza for a business magnate. Rep. Mike Dudgeon (R-Johns Creek) persistently questioned the wisdom of the tax giveaway, writing in an op-ed column: “It is very difficult to justify to our citizen, who is under enormous economic pressure himself, that there is no money for his kid’s teacher, none to widen the nightmare two-lane road he commutes on, none to fund a drug court to keep his young adult son out of jail for a first offense, but we can help fund a $1 billion stadium which primarily benefits a very lucrative business.”

When Invest Atlanta took the final vote to issue the stadium bonds, Julian Bene was the only board member who voted against it.

“What do we get from this in terms of jobs?” Bene asked. “My perception is that we’re switching one stadium for another and that we don’t get an additional amenity for the city.”

Bene acknowledged that his vote was a “futile gesture, but someone has to do it.” If only there were more people willing to stand up and do it.

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niversity of Georgia administrators hope to say byebye to the last remaining coal-powered steam boiler on campus, but they can’t yet say when that will be.

UGA asked engineering firms to submit ideas by Apr. 1 to explore the options. They’ll interview three or four firms this spring, and then one firm will create a final feasibility plan that will evaluate possible replacements—along with pricing—by Oct. 1.

“We want enough of a study to give recommendations about what we can do to replace the coal boiler,” says David Spradley, UGA’s assistant director of energy services. “We’d also like to evaluate whether it makes economic sense to generate electricity of our own on campus.”

The final decision will come down to economics and reliability, Spradley says. Some northern universities that generate electricity were able to keep their campuses going during Hurricane Sandy, which is an attractive idea. “But we’d never be able to generate all of our own power here,” he adds. “No way. We’re too big.”

For now, the focus is on the the coal boiler, which is nearing its 50th birthday and ready to retire. The boiler runs about four months per year, mostly during the winter. Three natural gas boilers, which pollute less than coal, carry the load for most of the year, and UGA officials want a new backup source of energy.

“We don’t have a time frame for this, so it could be five to seven years down the road depending on the economy and state budget cuts,” Spradley says. “But the key is that when the time is right and we can advance, we don’t have to take two years to evaluate where we are and what would work best.”

This is a step in the right direction, say a group of students who have campaigned against the university’s use of coal for years. “The language used in the proposal certainly sounds like coal won’t be an option, and that’s exactly what we wanted,” says Laura Toulme, an executive board member for Beyond Coal.

The group drafted a letter to UGA administrators to thank them for taking the step and to ask officials to make a more public announcement about the bid. “We hope they’ll acknowledge that they don’t want coal and that at some point soon they’ll retire the boiler,” Toulme says.

The Beyond Coal campaign will continue on-campus petitioning for their initiatives, especially for student representation in the final decision-making process. “Students frequently

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play a role in committee searches for positions, so it’s not an unreasonable request to have direct involvement with what happens on campus,” Toulme says.

The students also want to push for a final date to retire the boiler. The group is hosting a movie screening at the Tate Theater on Apr. 15 to discuss coal mining and hold another petition drive with campus climate groups. “It’s important to keep this process accountable,” she says. “It’s time-sensitive, and we don’t want the ball to be dropped on this.”

From the university’s perspective, aging equipment creates the opportunity to make an “economically viable and environmentally beneficial” decision,” says Ralph Johnson, associate vice president for facilities management.

“Many options out there would be very sustainable, but the scale of the technology hasn’t developed to the point where it can be implemented for our size,” Johnson adds. “We can’t afford to be experimental in what we’re doing.

“This is a significant investment in the future of the university,” he says. “What we have in place now has been there for decades, and we envision the next technology will be there for a minimum of 25 to 30 years.”

The Options The university’s central steam plant produces saturated steam for the campus that is used as hot water in dorms and offices and for sterilization, cooking and research purposes.

Lab researchers rely on consistent hot water to conduct experiments and to care for animals and plants housed on campus.

Because of this, reliability is a main concern, Spradley says.

A study released in August by North Carolina State University for the U.S. Department of Energy’s Southeast Clean Energy Application Center looked at UGA’s steam plant and new heat and power scenarios. It identifies several possible replacements, including biomass created from wood left over after timber harvests. It notes that two particular natural gas technologies were “the best financial and environmental, especially in the form of carbon dioxide reductions for campus.”

That study provides an “airplane view” of the situation, Spradley says. The new study will be more precise with equipment requirements, energy efficiency and pricing.

Gretchen Elsner, who opposes coal-fired power plants and UGA’s investments in oil and gas stocks, waves at drivers during a climate change rally at the Arch on Jan. 29, the hottest January day on record in Athens.

University planners want the new technology to be efficient when electricity costs are at their highest—during the sweltering summer months in Georgia. For example, by turning steam into chilled water, they can better cool campus buildings on hot days, Spradley says.

“Anything you burn will generate carbon dioxide, including natural gas, so if we can be more efficient, we can reduce our carbon footprint,” he says.

Students involved with the Beyond Coal campaign say that natural gas isn’t the ideal option, but it’s probably the most realistic. Biomass, which isn’t dense, would require toting truckloads of supplies to the central location on campus to generate enough power.

“Natural gas has the negative associations with fracking, so the ideal solution would include solar thermal and other energy efficient upgrades,” Toulme says. “But we realize that would involve the decentralization of the steam plant, which isn’t going to happen.”

In addition, solar thermal technologies aren’t usually hot enough to sanitize labs and research areas, she adds. Though some campus buildings use solar panels, such as the one on Jackson Street, the panels only create about 3 percent of the power used in the building, Spradley says.

“This is the opportunity for the university to be innovative and cutting edge,” says Sara Black, a junior involved with Beyond Coal and other campus climate initiatives who was recently named a Udall Scholar, a top honor for environmental policy students. “About 20 other universities in the past five years have moved beyond coal and tried new technologies, and we can join them.”

2020 Sustainability Plan Changing over the coal boiler is one part of the university’s plan to reduce emissions by 20 percent by year 2020. The boiler released one ton of the 1.59 tons of pollution produced

by UGA in the year prior to Jan. 25, according to Michael Odom, air toxics manager for the Georgia Environmental Protection Division. Those figures include 0.893 tons of hydrogen chloride, a highly corrosive gas that contributes to acid rain.

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UGA’s Georgia Climate and Society Initiative and the Office of Sustainability are creating a sustainability strategic plan for the campus which is scheduled for completion in November.

The plan will outline ways the campus can become more carbon-neutral, such as monitoring energy use in buildings, buying more locally grown food and tracking student and faculty travel.

“Purchased electricity makes the largest contribution to UGA’s harmful emissions, so one aspect is to be mindful of the electricity we’re using,” says Kevin Kirsche, director of the Office of Sustainability. “Like our parents say, turn off the lights, shut down your computer and unplug the things you’re not using, such as phone chargers.”

The UGA Campus Master Plan already features some sustainability goals, but the new plan will include extensive details.

For example, the university’s buildings now use about 13 percent less energy per square foot than they averaged in 2007, but because UGA has grown in that time, the university’s overall energy use is still growing slightly.

“This is an opportunity to infuse more fun in our lives,” Kirsche says. “I know I’m much happier when I ride my bike to work rather than drive.”

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A coal-fired boiler at UGA’s physical plant is the largest single source of pollution on campus. Officials hope to phase it out in the next few years.

UGA’s 2020 Strategic Plan already states, “A priority for the university at large is to design and construct buildings, plaza spaces, hardscapes and other landscapes that embody the latest in environmental advances and to incorporate the increasing social nature of learning today by creating ample spaces for people to interact.”

The Student Government Association’s environmental affairs committee, which includes students from the Beyond Coal campaign and other campus groups, wants to hold administrators to the plan. The committee is already promoting renewable energy in the new Terry College of Business, which will begin construction on North Lumpkin Street in upcoming years.

In addition, the Real Food UGA group is pushing for the dining halls to redirect 20 percent of its purchasing power to local foods within 250 miles of campus. Students are combing through the $10 million annual budget and categorizing the food products to find organic, local and free-range options.

“I think there’s a misconception that students don’t care where their food or steam comes from, so if it’s not broken, then why fix it?” says Black, a Real Food leader. “But students do care, and when we hold petitions on campus, about 90 percent will stop and agree. The dining halls are already great, and I think students would celebrate them if we pushed the bar even more.”

This requires teamwork with students, faculty and staff alike on campus, Kirsche says. About 20 people met in early March to discuss ways to reduce the university’s carbon footprint and what to include in the 2020 plan.

“Emissions reduction shouldn’t be a politically charged discussion,” Kirsche says. “This is about quality of life, improved health and better environmental quality, but it’s often quickly and unnecessarily political.”

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that big of an issue. An Insider Advantage poll last week found that 15 percent of voters approve of the bill, 20 percent disapprove and 65 percent donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have an opinion. â&#x20AC;&#x153;To the public, this simply is not the burning issue that it is to the media and other interest groups,â&#x20AC;? Insider Advantage CEO Matt Towery told Morris News Service. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And by the tepid response, I can say that it is not only unlikely, but there is no chance that another ethics bill will be taken up by the legislative leadership next year. It just is too complicated and is not a burning issue with constituents.â&#x20AC;?

Bullock agreesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;unless thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a major scandal like the affair with a lobbyist that felled former House Speaker Glenn Richardson in 2010. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They take an attitude that, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re done with that; letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s see how it plays out before we bring it up again,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? Bullock said.

The debate itself clearly had a chilling effect on lobbyist spending. Lobbyists submitted 8,134 spending reports to the Georgia Government Transparency and Campaign Finance Commission as of midMarchâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the most recent reports availableâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; down by two-thirds since last year, and had spent $766,578, compared to $1.4 million in 2012 and $1.8 million in 2011. Since the legislatureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in session from January through late March or early April, most gifts are given then.

The reduction was partly due to Senate rules passed in January that prohibited senators from accepting gifts of more than $100. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our rules did have an impact,â&#x20AC;? said Sen. Frank Ginn (R-Danielsville).

Members of the Athens delegation accepted far fewer gifts than in past years.

For example, Sen. Bill Cowsert (R-Athens), who racked up $3,195 worth of freebies in 2009, accepted just two gifts this year, one of them a $13.50 tie from Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Healthcare of Atlanta. His share of the cost of a reception hosted by the lobbying group Fiveash-Stanley, who represent bankers, beer wholesalers, AT&T, a natural gas Rep. Regina Quick (R-Athens), who ran on ethics reform last year, speaks from the House well. company and construction and real estate groups, was $12.23.

There are things to like about the bill: It is a cap, however Rep. Chuck Williams (R-Athens) accepted $791 worth of gifts weak. It doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t include a provision Ralston originally proposed this session. The most expensive was a $61 dinner from the that would have required ordinary citizens to pay a $300 fee Georgia Bankers Association in February. Williams is a banker to register as lobbyists to speak to representatives other than but doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t serve on the House Banks and Banking Committee. their own.

Ginn (R-Danielsville) accepted 33 gifts worth $892, mostly But the bill is not as strong as reform advocates would inexpensive meals. But two dinners paid for by a management have liked. The $75 cap is â&#x20AC;&#x153;per occurrence,â&#x20AC;? which they read company and lobbyists for the health care industry would as limiting the value of a gift, but not the number of gifts. So, have topped the $75 cap, had it been in effect. The University lobbyists could buy a lawmaker three $75 meals in a day, or System of Georgia reported spending $1,395 to take Ginn to a group of them could pool their money for a more expensive the Capitol One Bowl Jan. 1, but later removed that expendigift. ture from its forms.

It will also be easy to skirt, according to University of â&#x20AC;&#x153;I paid the university for the trip,â&#x20AC;? Ginn said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;How they Georgia political science professor Charles Bullock. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Maybe disclosed it, I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know.â&#x20AC;? the money that would have been spent on meals gets put in a Quick ran on ethics reform and pledged not to take anycampaign kitty,â&#x20AC;? he said. Or, â&#x20AC;&#x153;a lobbyist could bring a legislathing from lobbyists. She almost kept her wordâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;she attended tor to dinner with a friend, and the friend could pick up the a $24 Athens-Oconee chamber of commerce luncheon, took tab. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be within the law.â&#x20AC;? four circus tickets from influential lawyer and lobbyist Boyd Questions remain about whether lawyers will be required Pettit worth $15 each (they were offered to every legislator) under the bill to register as lobbyists and report expenditures. and accepted a $7 scarf from Childrensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Healthcare of Atlanta.

Travel within the U.S. is exempt from the cap, as are dinners Frye, like Quick, was among the 49 lawmakers and candifor groups like committees and caucuses. dates who signed a Georgia Alliance for Ethics Reform pledge Persons is hoping for another bite at the apple next year. to support a $100 lobbyist gift cap. His giftsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;five meals and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m glad we were able to pass a piece of ethics reform, but a CHOA tieâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;totaled $175. this is the just the tip of the iceberg for us,â&#x20AC;? she said. Both All five members of the Athens delegation voted in favor of Ralston and Sen. Jeff Mullis (R-Chickamauga), who sponsored the bill. In all, only two legislators, Sen. Bill Heath (R-Bremen) House Bill 143 in the Senate, have said theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re willing to take and Rep. Rusty Kidd (I-Milledgeville) opposed it. another look at it.

Now all it needs is Gov. Nathan Dealâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s signature. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s had Rep. Spencer Frye (D-Athens) wants to give the new rules a his own ethics run-insâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;allegations that he and his friends chance to work. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is the first time in the history of Georgia profited from state salvage business, state land deals and his weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had a cap on lobbyist spending,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a step in campaignâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plane, for exampleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but since he brokered the the right direction. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see the effects and [see] if we need House-Senate compromise, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no reason to think he wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t to address it in a future session.â&#x20AC;? sign it into law.

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Spurred on by primary ballot questions last July that showed more than 80 percent of voters in both parties supported limiting lobbyistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; largesse, the legislature finally reigned in wining and dining under the Gold Dome.

Persons, program manager for the League of Women Voters of Georgia, was part of the Georgia Ethics Reform Alliance, a group that pushed hard for a $100 cap on lobbyistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; gifts to lawmakers. She got at least part of her wish. In a compromise between the state Senate, which passed the $100 cap, and House Speaker David Ralston, who switched from opposing any limit to favoring a total ban, both chambers agreed to a $75 cap.

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grub notes Dawg Food Living Legend: When the news broke that Herschel Walker was going to take over the space most recently home to Changoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s/ Doc Cheyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, you couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help but be a little excited, even if you have no great love for college football or chicken products, the two arenas in which Walker has made his name.

Herschelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Famous 34 Pub & Grill (320 E. Clayton St.) has the feel of an imminent franchise, even down to the phone number, which ends in the two digits the man forever made his own on the field.

The room feels different from the way it did under the previous tenant, not least due to a large bar built out from the back wall, but it still dwarfs almost anything you could put in it. Black and white graphics of Walker in action, with statistics and text overlaid, adorn the walls, an innovative approach to making the restaurant feel more dynamic.

The menu seems to be trying to be all things to all people, except veggie types, who will have to look a lot harder to find something to eat. Eight pages long, it includes sections for appetizers, soups and salads, sides, sandwiches, omelets, entrees, burgers, nonalcoholic beverages (in case you were wondering, yes, you can get a chai tea) and â&#x20AC;&#x153;little bulldogs.â&#x20AC;? If you want wings, available in 34 flavors, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have to locate the flip chart on your table, which also includes desserts and drink specials. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all a bit overwhelming, and even two visits will barely scratch the surface.

Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s good and whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not is unpredictable.

The wings arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t particularly impressive, even in a simple â&#x20AC;&#x153;mediumâ&#x20AC;? hot iteration.

Smallish, not very crisp, and not inexpensive, they arrive with a few matchsticks of celery and carrot. The pork nachos, red and black tortilla chips that come topped with BBQ pork, black beans, â&#x20AC;&#x153;pepper jack cream sauceâ&#x20AC;? rather than actual cheese and a super-oniony salsa, arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worth the calories.

The Doritos Salad seems like it should be an ingenious variation on a taco salad, but ends up a sad pile of iceberg with a few whole nacho Doritos around the edges and a few more crumbled on top, plus more of the same salsa. On the other hand, the turkey club may not be innovative, but it is well executed and an excellent value. It costs $8, but the sandwich is an enormous double-decker on hearty, well-toasted multigrain bread, plus a giant side of kettle chips with roasted garlic mayo on the side (avoid it if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not big on alliums or if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have Altoids handy).

The â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dawgâ&#x20AC;? burger comes topped with crabmeat, salsa and that pepper Jack cream sauce, a much better use of the latter two items, and seems overambitious but, in fact, ends up rather nicely put together. The fact that it arrives in a tiny plastic basket, while the sandwich comes on a giant white plate, seems a little bizarre, but the patty has good browned bits around the edges.

If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re feeling brave, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Herschelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mamaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Chickenâ&#x20AC;? features â&#x20AC;&#x153;banana cream-dipped French toastâ&#x20AC;? and Crown Royal syrup. The

Herschelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Famous 34 Pub & Grill restaurant is open for lunch and dinner every day plus late-night kitchen hours, has a full bar, takes credit cards and sells merchandise.

It also has a special for every day of the week.

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• indicates new review 42 (PG-13) The legendary story of Jackie Robinson comes to the big screen. Unknown Chadwick Boseman stars as the color-barrier breaking baseball superstar. Harrison Ford gruffly appears as Brooklyn Dodgers executive Branch Rickey. The cast is good—Christopher Meloni, Lucas Black, Alan Tudyk and John C. McGinley—and writer-director Brian Helgeland has the potential to be great (see L.A. Confidential and Mystic River, which he wrote). However, Helgeland’s directorial efforts are only so-so (Payback, A Knight’s Tale and The Order).

ARGO (R) Ben Affleck’s career revival continues with Argo, earning Best Writing and Best Picture Award from the Academy, as well as a Golden Globe. Revealing the once classified story of how the CIA rescued six American hostages in the midst of the Iranian Revolution, Argo is both an intriguing modern history lesson and a compelling, old-fashioned Hollywood thriller.

THE CALL (R) Until a final act that is so predictably out of character for Halle Berry’s heroine, The Call knows exactly what it is; a pulpy genre thriller; and excels at its sole task of generating as much entertainment as possible via suspense.

THE CROODS (PG) Despite its underwhelming trailers, The Croods stands out as one of the best non-Pixar animated family films released in the last few years. A family of cavemen— dad Grug (v. Nicolas Cage), mom Ugga (v. Catherine Keener), teen daughter Eep (v. Emma Stone), dumb son Thunk (v. Clarke Duke), feral baby Sandy and grandma (v. Cloris Leachman)—are forced on a cross-country road trip after their cave is destroyed by the impending “end of the world.”

DJANGO UNCHAINED (R) Not many auteurs can take an academic cinematic exercise and turn it into one of the year’s most entertaining spectacles like Quentin Tarantino can in this Oscar winner for Best Original Screenplay.

Slave Django (Jamie Foxx) is freed by dentist-turned-bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz, the single greatest gift QT has given American movie audiences). Together the duo hunts bad guys and seeks Django’s wife, Broomhilda (Kerry Washington), who belongs to plantation owner Calvin Candie (Golden Globe nominee Leonardo DiCaprio). For a critically

acclaimed award nominee, Django Unchained is an ultraviolent blast.

ESPAÑA EN CORTO: SPANISH SHORT FILM FESTIVAL (NR) The first annual España En Corto, a film festival started by UGA students, features more than a handful of award winning Spanish shorts from up and coming filmmakers. The two night festival, Apr. 9 & 10, will feature 5 to 6 shorts a night. Each night will include introductions and discussions led by Dr. Richard Neupert of the University of Georgia’s Film Studies Program and Catherine Simpson from the Department of Romance Languages at UGA. • EVIL DEAD (R) The remake of Sam Raimi’s cult classic is more important for what it represents—an R-rated gorefest released into mainstream multiplexes—than what it is: an above average horror movie. Picking up some time A.A. (After Ash; see Ash’s car rusting away behind the cabin), 2013’s Evil Dead puts five new young people (including Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez and Lou Taylor Pucci) through the horrific, maddening, limb-threatening paces. When will young people learn not to read from a book bound in human skin?.

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION (PG-13) G.I. Joe: Retaliation is everything that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was not.

The second Joe movie is also the movie for which my inner child has been waiting since 1987. Mostly ignoring Stephen Sommers’ 2009 misfire, this franchise reboot introduces three new lead Joes: Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson), Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki) and my childhood favorite, Flint (D.J. Cotrona). Featured Cobra players— Zartan, who appears as the President (Jonathan Pryce) for almost the entire movie, Storm Shadow (Byung-hun Lee) and Firefly (Ray Stevenson)—plot to break Cobra Commander from a super-secret prison.

HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (R) Wondering how Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters made it to theaters is a far more interesting way to spend the action fairy tale’s sub90-minute runtime. The fabled origin of Hansel and Gretel is well-known.

Two kids are left alone in the forest and stumble upon a witch’s candy house; the kids kill the witch. Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola imagines what happens next, as Hansel and Gretel (Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton)

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THE HOST (PG-13) What Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight novels did to horror, she does to science fiction in The Host.

(Twilight was horror without the horror; The Host is science fiction without those pesky tropes particular to science fiction.) Alien invaders have conquered Earth. Most of humanity has had their bodies taken over by an extraterrestrial tenant.When the invaders implant a soul named Wanderer into the body of Melanie Styder (Saoirse Ronan), Melanie fights back, eventually convincing/leading Wanderer to Melanie’s human family and friends, a group of desert-living rebels led by William Hurt. Once there, Wanda, as the humans call her, falls for one boy, while Melanie continues to love Jared (Max Irons). You knew Meyer would work her love triangle (or in this case, love rectangle?) into the plot somewhere.

• JURASSIC PARK 3D (PG-13) Some movies are made to be watched dozens upon hundreds of times at home on TV; Jurassic Park is not one

of one of the year’s most moving, most artistic films of the year.

MAMA (PG-13) In Mama, produced

by Guillermo del Toro and based on a short expanded by writer-director Andrés Muschietti, two young girls are found in a cabin, where they have lived alone for five years. Unfortunately, when Annabel and Lucas (Academy Award nominee Jessica Chastain and Nicolaj Coster-Waldau) get Victoria and Lily home, they discover the two girls were not alone in the woods, and they’ve brought their rather angry “Mama” with them. The buildup is slow and foreboding, but the final act asks far too much of its CGI creature, whose overly digital appearance elicits more giggles than screams.

OBLIVION (PG-13) Tom Cruise’s latest movie is a pre-summer, sci-fi, potential blockbuster. After an alien invasion devastated the Earth, few people remain to mine the last planet’s remaining resources. One of the last people on the planet, Jack Harper (Cruise), discovers everything might not be as it seems after finding a

But Billy’s parents let him eat Monsanto products and he seems fine! of those movies. It deserves, nay, requires being seen in a theater, on a big screen, accompanied by booming theatrical sound. One thing JP does not require is 3D; a 2D theatrical screening of Steven Spielberg’s last classic blockbuster will suffice. This 20-year-old, effects-laden, dino-disaster pic, based on Michael Crichton’s giddy sci-fi adventure, has aged much better than your last home viewing experience has you remembering it. The first moment Drs. Alan Grant (Sam Neill), Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) and Ian Malcolm (the always entertaining Jeff Goldblum) see a dinosaur can still thrill, even after the intervening years and improved effects. (A hefty chunk of that credit goes to John Williams’ score, which stands alongside his greatest works.)

If you’ve got a kid or a younger sibling that has never seen Jurassic Park, take them on a visit to John Hammond’s magically dangerous kingdom, courtesy of the wonderful cinematic imagination of Steven Spielberg. Or see it on your own and relive the memories of that glorious summer afternoon in 1993 when dinosaurs again ruled the Earth.

LIFE OF PI (PG) The imaginatively conceived and beautifully told work of art created by Brokeback Mountain Oscar winner Lee, who certainly deserved the award he received this year for Best Director, reminded me of the many, small joys that add up to make the life of Pi. Do not let the underwhelming previews deprive you

22-year-old woman and a 102-year-old insurgency leader, Malcolm Beech (Morgan Freeman). Tron: Legacy’s Joseph Kosinski directs this sci-fi actioner that kind of reminds me of the videogame, Mass Effect. With Olga Kurylenko, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jamie Lannister and Melissa Leo. OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (R) Olympus Has Fallen feels like a relic from the bygone era of the 1980s, where audiences were satisfied by old-fashioned, bloody, action movies wherein stone-faced heroes faced off against despicable bad guys without obfuscating their violent exploits with frenetic camerawork. Too bad director Antoine Fuqua’s latest flick isn’t the new Die Hard, as this Gerard Butlersaves-the-president actioner easily bests John McClane’s latest misfire.

ON THE ROAD (R) Has it really been almost 10 years since Walter Salles’ wonderful Che Guevara biopic, The Motorcycle Diaries? Salles, who also directed Central Station, brings Jack Kerouac’s seminal novel to the big screen, and sadly, most of the buzz revolves around Twilight’s Kristen Stewart’s nude scene. Everyone should be more excited to see Sal Paradise (Sam Riley, Control’s Ian Curtis), Dean Moriarty (Garrett Hedlund) and Marylou (Stewart) cross the country and meet a cast of characters played by Amy Adams, Viggo Mortensen, Steve Buscemi, Kirsten Dunst, Elisabeth Moss, Terrence Howard and more.

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OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (PG) First and foremost, Sam Raimi’s The Wizard of Oz prequel is no Wizard; it’s not even Return to Oz, the very dark, very underrated 1985 sequel. Disney’s latest family blockbuster reveals the wizard’s own cyclonic entry to Oz. Carnival magician and con man Oscar Diggs (James Franco, whose performance is nothing if not inconsistent) meets three witches—Theodora (Mila Kunis), Evanora (Rachel Weisz) and Glinda (Michelle Williams)—who believe him to be the great wizard whose appearance in Oz was prophesied. In the void left by the recently deceased king, Oscar must determine which witches are wicked and which are good.

QUARTET (PG-13) In his directorial debut, Dustin Hoffman fashions a delightful trifle filled with deliciously British performances from Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay, Billy Connolly, Pauline Collins, Michael Gambon and more. At Beecham House, a home for retired musicians, plans are afoot for a gala to celebrate Verdi’s birthday.

Drama arrives in the form of an aging diva, Jean Horton, who is also the exwife of another resident (Courtenay).

Smith is her usually grand self (and as her actual age, not older, for once!).

It’s wonderful to see Courtenay and Collins as featured players. Renowned scene stealer Connolly is up to his old tricks as aged horndog Wilf. Hoffman unfussily directs Oscar winner Ronald Harwood’s play with an actor’s generosity for his actors. Anyone who enjoyed their stay at The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel should also enjoy the performances of Quartet. (Ciné) l SCARY MOVIE V (NR) Ugh. Fifth time does not look like the charm; the trailer for Scary Movie V made this year’s earlier release, A Haunted House, look like Caddyshack. A couple (Simon Rex and Ashley Tisdale) with a newborn use home surveillance and paranormal experts (including Katt Williams and Leo DiCaprio lookalike Ben Cornish) to suss out the terrifying happenings in their home. Get ready for topical celebrity cameos from Charlie Sheen, Lindsey Lohan, Mike Tyson and more.

SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (R) David O. Russell’s dram-rom-com and multiple Academy Award nominee does everything but disappoint. Pat (Academy Award nominee Bradley Cooper) has just been released from a state mental hospital after a violent incident involving his estranged wife and another man. Maybe too soon after coming home, Pat meets Tiffany (Academy Award and Golden Globe winner Jennifer Lawrence), who lost it after the death of her husband. Instead of exacerbating each other’s unhealthy flaws, the relationship between these two cracked souls heals both. (Ciné) SMART HOUSE (NR) 1999. This Disney Channel Original Movie should fill the same nostalgia void for which the channel’s upcoming “Girl Meets World” is aiming. (I, for one, am a huge “Boy Meets World” fan and cannot wait.) Ben Cooper (Ryan Merriman) wins a computerized home manned by a cyborg maid named PAT (Katey Sagal). When Ben’s widowed dad (Kevin Kilner) shows interest in the house’s creator, Ben monkeys with PAT’s programming. He just doesn’t get the results he expected. This telepic is

directed by none other than “Reading Rainbow”’s Levar “Geordi La Forge” Burton.

SPRING BREAKERS (R) Harmony Korine is a challenging filmmaker. His first script, Kids, became Larry Clarke’s latest cinematic controversy in 1995; then Korine started directing his own critically divisive films like Gummo and Julien Donkey-Boy. His newest film has met with, again, divided critical acclaim and bigger box office glory thanks to the headline grabbing casting of Disney teen queens Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens as half of this bikini-clad criminal quartet. Whether or not Korine has anything important to say about this hedonistic rite of passage, what he does say is wickedly stylized and superiorly captivating.

TO THE WONDER (R) Terence Malick’s already back! A director notorious for the long waits between his artistically acclaimed, not necessarily popular films returns with a new film directly on the heels of 2011’s Tree of Life. Gorgeous Mont Saint-Michel plays a central role in this romantic drama about Marina (Olga Kurylenko) and Neil (Ben Affleck). After returning to Oklahoma from France, problems arise as Marina befriends another exile, a priest (Javier Bardem), and Neil reconnects with an old friend (Rachel McAdams).

TYLER PERRY’S TEMPTATION (PG-13) Is it possible for a filmmaker to “jump the shark?” If so, Tyler Perry’s Temptation might be that point for Atlanta’s multi-hyphenate filmmaker.

He cast Kim Kardashian, for goodness’ sake. And wait for Brandy’s climactic reveal. It’s the sort of melodramatic gem that could turn this dreck into popular camp were it less dull. A marriage counselor, Judith (Jurnee Smollett-Bell), who feels neglected by her nice guy, pharmacist husband, Brice (Lance Gross), waltzes off with a handsome, ripped billionaire, Harley (Robbie Jones), after he offers her the good life of shopping, drugs, sex, etc.

By the time Judith’s religious mother (Ella Joyce) wanders in to preach at her daughter (and the audience), it’s too late.

WARM BODIES (PG-13) Having witnessed many a zombie apocalypse, I can say with complete assuredness that Warm Bodies is not your usual end of the world via the flesh-eating living dead flick. Blessed (or cursed) with a rather rich inner life, R (Nicholas Hoult, X-Men: First Class) still munches brains but he’s conflicted about it, especially after meeting Julie (Teresa Palmer, Take Me Tonight). She kickstarts his heart, starting a chain reaction amongst all the corpses (the survivors’ term for zombies), except for the too far gone Boneys.

WRECK-IT RALPH (PG) In Disney’s latest, Wreck-It Ralph (v. John C. Reilly), the bad guy from popular arcade game Fix-It Felix Jr., decides he wants to be a good guy. Leaving the safety of his own regenerating world, Ralph enters a Halo-ish first-person shooter named Hero’s Duty in search of a medal. Too bad Ralph is better at wrecking things than fixing them.

ZERO DARK THIRTY (R) Academy Award winner Kathryn Bigelow and her Oscar winning collaborator, screenwriter Mark Boal, follow up The Hurt Locker with this controversial, excellently crafted military thriller documenting the decade-long search for Osama bin Laden. Despite everyone (I hope) in the audience knowing how the story ends, Bigelow and Boal ratchet up the tension, as near misses and further attacks make the search that much more desperate. The film ends with its well-earned climax, SEAL Team Six’s daring nighttime raid that thrills and also chills with verisimilitude.

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All Aboard the Night Train

A Historic Concert, Decades in the Making To preview the appearance between the hedges of country stars Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rhett and Jake Owen, we’ve broken down our reportage into three constituent parts: the arena, the logistics and the artists.

The Arena The news seemed to drop out of thin air when country music star Jason Aldean, introduced by UGA head football coach Mark Richt at a surprise performance for a pep rally audience at Legion Field last fall, announced he’d be bringing his Night Train Tour to the university’s Sanford Stadium in the spring. But the road to the historic concert actually began 40 years ago.

In November 1973, The Red & Black published a series of investigative reports into the use of university facilities, the restrictions thereof and the possibility of opening them to alternate uses. The four-part story was a forceful, yet reasoned appeal to the UGA Athletic Association (UGAAA) to allow students to organize a live concert in Sanford.

Then-athletic director Joel Eaves was staunchly opposed.

His reasons ranged from the practical (there were not yet any lights installed at the stadium; football was played during the day) to the graspingly ludicrous (broken bottles, vandalism, etc., things all in a day’s work for a typical football crowd).

University president Fred Davison was more genteel and infinitely more politic when presented with the idea; he is quoted as saying that there was no specific university policy against such use but simply that “it had never come up before.”

The major sticking point for proponents was the notion that the university owned Sanford, so everyone should be able to use it. Though that’s technically true, the UGAAA has handled all fundraising since the stadium’s inception, including personally guaranteeing bank loans used to finance its initial construction in 1929, and has funded each of its expansion projects.

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The issue lay dormant for over a decade, until the fall of 1985, when Atlanta promoter Peter Conlon attempted to produce a Bruce Springsteen show in the facility and was turned down flat by the UGAAA. Other attempts followed. In the summer of 1988, athletic director Vince Dooley, university president Charles Knapp and student government association president Howie Manis hammered out an agreement under which a Sanford concert would be held the following year. But the plan again fell through when no acts of appropriate size could commit to the sliver of time—the month of May—made available for the event.

In the fall of 1989, Dooley again gave his blessing for a Sanford concert, but by this time support from The Red & Black—which had initiated this very negotiation years before— had waned. The plan for a spring 1990 concert was called “dubious” in its pages. Indeed, the show never happened, even after the student governement association joined forces with the appropriate programming body, University Union.

These events, as proposed two decades ago, were outlined from the start with strict limitations. Tickets would be limited to 30,000; no one would be seated on the field. Time and again, the idea was stricken from the to-do list, and proposed performances by R.E.M. (another effort of Conlon’s), Cheap Trick, Jimmy Buffett and even comedian Joe Piscopo never materialized.

So, why now, exactly, are four mega-artists headed into Sanford to perform for a sold-out crowd? The answer lies in a changing of the guard and a little bit of luck. UGA associate athletic director Josh Brooks tells Flagpole, “[Athletic Director] Greg McGarity is big about taking chances and doing things for the right reasons. Being an Athenian, he gets it. He knows what it means [economically] for the town to have another major event. [Also], we [the current Athletic Association] wanted to be the first ones to use it.”

Of the stadium, echoing a sentiment proponents have used for decades, Brooks adds, “It sits empty most of the year.”

The Logistics All seating for Saturday’s show is reserved, and the field will be covered with the same Terraplas-type material used during commencement ceremonies. Brooks implores attendees to figure out their parking situation as soon as possible. Some cashonly, first-come/first-served paid parking is available at UGA, and concertgoers, especially out-of-towners, should familiarize themselves as soon as possible with these options (see parking.uga.edu/Aldean-Concert-Info.aspx).

For many out-of-town attendees, it’ll be their first time inside Sanford Stadium and maybe their first time in Athens, Brooks says. UGA sent parking information to ticket-buyers in hopes of avoiding issues common on football gamedays with fans parking in residential neighborhoods, according to Director of Community Relations Pat Allen.

Fewer spaces on campus will be available than for a football game—10,700 versus 14,000—because some will be reserved for students and other Saturday events. Three thousand parking passes have been sold, but most people will pay as they enter a lot, George Stafford, senior assistant to UGA Vice President for Finance and Administration Tim Burgess, said last month.

Athens Downtown Development Authority Parking Director Chuck Horton expects downtown decks and even the usually empty eastside park-and-ride lot to fill up quickly.

Although ticket sales were contractually capped at 66,000, both the UGA and Athens-Clarke County police departments anticipate an activity level to which they’re long accustomed.

It’s “controlled chaos,” says Horton, who worked Widespread Panic’s infamous 1998 “Panic in the Streets” concert downtown as well as numerous Legion Field shows when he was UGA police chief.

“We’re treating this like we would a football game,” says UGA police major Eric Gattiker. “Same venue with a large number of people, so there’s a lot of similar characteristics. Post-

event traffic will be set up similarly, and we’re going to make sure the Athens community is aware of that situation.”

Hilda Sorrow, public information assistant for ACC Police, concurs. “Basically, we’re treating it like that, too. Just getting people in and out.” Anticipating a decent amount of nonattending partiers, Sorrow says, “We’re used to large crowds.

But… watch out for police officers directing traffic and watch for pedestrians, too. Some [people] will probably have consumed a little bit of alcohol and will be walking around. So, everyone [should] just slow down and have patience. Everyone [should] enjoy themselves.”

Tens of thousands of concert-goers will filter downtown after the concert ends around 11 p.m. Unlike a football game, they’re all but guaranteed to be in a good mood. “There’s no chance of us losing,” Brooks jokes.

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The Artists For many, concert headliner Jason Aldean needs no introduction. The Macon native has released five albums since 2005 that have sold over a million copies each. His artistic ties to the Athens area are multiple. He has played our town several times over the years and collaborated with locals Colt Ford and Brantley Gilbert. (Ford recorded the original version of Aldean’s smash “My Kinda Party,” which Gilbert wrote.)

Before any regular Flagpole readers get their teeth in a gnash over what constitutes “real” country, let’s dismiss a few arguments. Nope, this probably isn’t your father’s or grandfather’s country—though, it might be. It surely isn’t your greatgrandfather’s country. Indeed, all the artists on the Night Train bill incorporate, to varying degrees of intensity and success, country, pop, hip-hop, rock and roll and folk.

In the country world, there have been objections to this kind of musical cross-breeding for years (full drum kits weren’t allowed on the Grand Ole Opry stage until 1974), but only the most head-in-the-sand old-timer wouldn’t concede that the music of Aldean and company is appropriately labeled. Even so, there is perhaps more commonality between today’s brand of country and another hyper-modern genre, hip-hop. These artists write in excruciatingly personal terms, they value the role of storyteller, and they tend not to disdain popularity or success.

Aldean exhibits these qualities in abundance. Survey the lyrics of his albums and you’ll find songs filled with heartache (“I Don’t Do Lonely”), compassion (“Black Tears”), humanistic patriotism (“Fly Over States”), longing (“Not Every Man Lives”) and a bit of good ol’ boy rowdiness. Mostly, they read like diary entries chosen carefully for revelation.

“We’ve never had a concert at Sanford Stadium, and we may never have one again,” football coach Richt told the pep rally crowd gathered on Legion Field. The significance of the venue and the size of the event aren’t lost on opener Thomas Rhett, the son of songwriter Rhett Akins and an Aldean co-writer.

“It’s surreal,” he says. “To be a part of the first show ever held there is such an honor, and to be playing a sold-out show with musicians I respect so much makes it even better.”

Rhett will play an after-party show at the Georgia Theatre the same night. He tells Flagpole, “Both shows will be a fun time. My set at Sanford Stadium is only about 20 minutes, but it’s an energy-packed set. The Georgia Theatre show will be more intimate… I’ll have a longer set, so fans will get to hear some new songs.”

Aldean, Rhett and the Academy of Country Music’s 2012 Male Artist of the Year Luke Bryan are Georgia natives, a fact that was especially attractive to the folks at UGAAA. During the process of collaborating with promoter Conlon for this concert, Brooks says, “We threw out a bunch of names. [Associate equipment manager] Kevin Purvis mentioned Aldean, and we researched it, and the fact that [they] are Georgia boys… it just made sense.” (Jake Owen, ACM’s 2012 Breakthrough Artist of the Year, hails from Florida, but that’s probably not his fault.)

Sure, those in Athens but not at the show will have to endure crowds, heavy traffic, tailgating—all the earmarks of a typically jam-packed game day. But for those 66,000 in attendance? Says Rhett, “Get ready for a freakin’ awesome time.”

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Old Flame HHHHH Twin Tigers seems to be Athens’ answer to the brooding West Coast gothic shoegaze-pop of Zola Jesus and The Soft Moon. With an air of arching melodies soaring through a blackened sky, the quartet returns with Death Wish, Twin Tigers’ second LP, which continues the dark terrain presented on the band’s Curious Faces Violet Future EP and 2010’s fantastic full-length Gray Waves.

With opener “Racecar,” the album wastes no time diving into punchy post-punk and noisy riffs. Matthew Rain’s vocals ring with sullen angst like Robert Smith in the darkest course of The Cure’s Trilogy phase.

Echo-laden howls mesh with fluid bass and scratchy guitars, forming a wall of sound perfect for dancing. The track soon dissolves into “Wildest Dreams,” one of the prettier songs here. It resembles Interpol’s gamechanging Turn on the Bright Lights: icy piano keys rain down chiming sheet notes as a swirling line of reverberating guitar flows along at a steady pace.

“Sources” is a dirty anthem in the vein of The War on Drugs’ raucous psych-rompers, featuring a quick and steady beat and a howling feedback melody. The brief semichorus resembles The Arcade Fire without the grandeur or theatrics. The band unfurls a spacious atmosphere with “Opana,” a mid-tempo tune that marries Depeche Mode’s gothic stadium poprock with chugging blackout fuzz. The LP shows that Twin Tigers shows no sign of slowing, a unique band in a sea of ho-hum soundalikes. [Bobby Power]

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Junker: Somewhere in These Transmissions

Independent Release HHHHH On the first proper album from local band Junker, the songs seem to exhale from exhausted lungs. Previous recordings have seen the band in a rain-blind fury of desperation, but Somewhere in These Transmissions deals more with the tragedy of the known and existential terror. To wit, songwriter Stephen Brooks delivers a one-two punch on “We’ll See What You Can’t See” and “Me and Mr. Kurtz.” On the former, he declares, “Sometimes I can’t believe in anything at all”; on the latter, he repeatedly revisits the line, “Dying on my own.”

Junker’s signature sound is fairly simple: strummed guitar, with the leads handled deftly by Zach Wright’s pedal steel. The songs build slowly, with most ending up around seven-minutes long. The first sign of a plugged-in guitar occurs on the third track, “Esta’s Song,” which, perhaps unconsciously, continues on the same theme (“esta” being Spanish for “is”).

The album closes with “Austin to Albuquerque,” and the lyric, “It never feels the same as it did the night before,” which gives lie to the symbolic hope of the track’s title, making clear that for all the bright eyes and phony manhood ensconced inside the myths of America’s westward movement, there remains a curious emptiness to it all. I’m reluctant to place the “Americana” tag on Junker, but if we can stretch the term to include the caveats above, then maybe it all fits hand in glove. [Gordon Lamb]

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Ezelle’s music is at once ethereal and corporeal, existing in that space where heavenly bodies meet human ones. Sometimes, his love of repetition creates a static atmosphere; “A Storm Brewing” is a nice idea that doesn’t quite pan out. “The Loveless Cafe,” a weirdly beautiful tune, features the album’s most stream-of-consciousness lyricism: Ezelle gruffly recounting times spent shooting television sets with Elvis (“’cause nothing’s ever on”) and such; his imagery here is vivid, visceral, alive.

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threats & promises Music News And Gossip The Moment, You Want It: The punks in Burns Like Fire will perform as part of the annual 500 Songs for Kids benefit at Smithâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Olde Bar in Atlanta. The group plays Friday, Apr. 19, the first night of the two-night event. The theme is â&#x20AC;&#x153;The 50 Greatest Soundtrack Songs,â&#x20AC;? which means this is probably your only chance to see Burns Like Fire play Eminemâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lose Yourselfâ&#x20AC;? from 8 Mile. Songs for Kids raises funds for sick and hospitalized children and promotes healing through several different facets of musical interaction. All the groups on the bill are raising funds on their own, too, and if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a few bucks to help out, see songsforkidsfoundation.org/burnslikefire.

Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?: The irrepressibly creative New Sound of Numbers has launched a Kickstarter fundraising campaign to press its new album, Invisible Magnetic, on translucent blue vinyl. The goal is to manufacture 500 copies of the record, and the total dollar amount sought is $2,500.

Head toward facebook.com/ thenewsoundofnumbers for details. You can hear the title track from Invisible Magnetic at thenewsoundofnumbers. bandcamp.com, and while youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re there, go ahead and check out the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2006 debut, Liberty Seeds.

Groovy Times: Progenitor of Athens sideburn envy The Late B.P. Helium (of Montreal) will perform two relatively rare shows this month with his Afrobeat/ Space Trucks Krautrock group Space Trucks. The first happens Wednesday, Apr. 10 at The World Famous, where the Trucks share the bill with Atlantaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s soft-shoe TropicĂĄlia muse Adron. You can catch Space Trucks again Saturday, Apr. 20 at Flicker Theatre & Bar when they hit the stage along with Grape Soda, LeSac and Black Moon.

Alongside tracks from Patterson Hood, Don Chambers and Lera Lynn, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll hear tunes from buzzworthy groups like Brothers, k i d s, Easter Island and Shonna Tucker & Eye Candy. Others on the CD, which comes out June 18 and features artwork by David Hale, include The Darnell Boys, MrJordanMrTonks, King of Prussia, High Strung String Band, The Hobohemians, The Warm Fuzzies, The Welfare Liners, Dangfly! and Like Totally!.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right: two bands whose names end with exclamation points. Fun! [Gabe Vodicka] Hot Night in Dixie: Athensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; own self-described Jewish cowboy, Adam Klein, will release his new album with his band The Wild Fires on Friday, Apr. 12 at the Georgia Theatre. The full-band album, titled Sky Blue DeVille, is a new step for Klein, and this lineup (featuring

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Keepinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; On: The never-pausing songwriter Caroline Aiken will bring her band back to the Melting Point on Thursday, Apr. 11 to perform songs from her 2010 release, Welcome Home, and selections from an upcoming album.

This news, in and of itself, might not turn your head. People play shows all the time.

But dig her band! Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be joined by legendary Motown keyboardist Ike Stubblefield, Michael C. Steele (Randall Bramblett), Eddie Glikin (Phil & The Blanks), Matt Joiner, Paul Scales and Michelle Castleberry. It starts at 8 p.m., and kids under 12 are free. For more info, see carolineaiken.com.

Well, Finally: After more than three years of work, Incendiaries is finally releasing its debut album. The fully rockinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; crew has titled it Give Me a Reason, and it will celebrate this long-gestated affair with a release show at Little Kings Shuffle Club on Saturday, Apr. 13.

The group will be joined by rap heroes Mad Axes and a temporarily reunited Maximum Busy Muscle. Copies of the album will go for five bucks a throw, so take a Lincoln with ya.

See www.facebook.com/Incendiaries.

Wait No More: The lineup for the 2013 AthFest Compilation CD has been revealed.

bassist Steve Abercrombie, guitarist Crash Cason and drummer Bronson Tew) already has a fair amount of touring under its belt. The album is to be released on both vinyl and CD, but you can stream it all over at adamklein. bandcamp.com. As usual, Klein employed a host of special guests for the recording, including the aforementioned Ike Stubblefield as well as Randall Bramblett and David Blackmon. When the group began its session at Full Moon Studio, it had only planned on a 7-inch single, but as things progressed, it fleshed out into a full-length. Reportedly, Klein has another couple of albums worth of material already written, too. Check out adamklein.com and cowboyangelmusic.com.

This Ballot Weighs a Ton: Voting in the 2013 Athens Hip-Hop Awards is underway at chocolatecitylive.com. This inaugural event is presented by UGA (a.k.a. United Group of Artists) Live, and the awards ceremony happens Sunday, Apr. 28 at the Georgia Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mahler Hall (1197 S. Lumpkin St.). The awards show will feature a performance by Low Down and Duddy, whom Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve not seen in easily 14 years, and invited guests include Montu Miller, Tip Clarke, Cassie Chantel, Isaiah Stephens, BadGirlzClub GA, Keo, Swank, Black Nerd, Tony B and more. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be hosted

by M$ Raw, Major Bigg, Kim Teasley, Breezy Goings and Buddah. Tickets for the event are $10 in advance for regular admission, but VIP and other categories are more. Tickets are available at the above link.

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Deadline for getting listed in the Calendar is every FRIDAY at 5 p.m. for the print issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Online listings are updated daily. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Tuesday 9 ART: Opening Reception (ARTini’s Open Art Studio, Gallery & Lounge) For “Virtual Landscapes” by Brian Macbeth. 5:30–8:30 p.m. FREE! www.artinisartlounge.com ART: Artist Talks (Athens Institute for Contemporary Art (ATHICA)) Elizabeth Barton, Ted Kuhn and Leslie Snipes discuss their work. 7 p.m. www.athica.org CLASSES: Drip Irrigation Workshop (UGA Horticultural Greenhouses) Install drip irrigation systems in a garden. Registration required. 5:30–7:30 p.m. FREE! savewater@athensclarkecounty.com, www.thinkatthesink.com CLASSES: Adult DIY Craft Night (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Every second Tuesday. 7:30-9:30 p.m. $25. www.treehousekidandcraft.com COMEDY: Bill Burr (Georgia Theatre) Burr has appeared in Stand Up Guys, The Heat and “Breaking Bad.” 6 p.m. $30. www.georgiatheatre.com EVENTS: 2nd Tuesday Tastings: Rosés on the Patio (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Sample rosé wines. 6 p.m. 706-354-7901 FILM: España en Corto: Spanish Short Film Festival (Ciné Barcafé) Award-winning short films inspired and directed by up-andcoming Spanish filmmakers. 7:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenscine.com FILM: Switch (Cindy Rooker Fireside Lounge, UGA East Campus Village) A documentary that deliver straight facts on energy. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.switchenergyproject.com GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways.

Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 GAMES: Trivia (The Office Lounge) Every Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. www.facebook.com/officeathens GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706-354-1515 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs and crafts for kids ages 2–5. Every Tuesday and Wednesday, 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Magic Tree House Book Club (Madison County Library) Second/third grade reading level. 4–5 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 LECTURES & LIT: Special Collections Tour (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Tour the exhibit galleries.

2 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl

LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author: Jamie Quatro (Avid Bookshop) Jamie Quatro speaks and signs copies of her book. I Want to Show You More, 6–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: Willson Center Lecture (Miller Learning Center, Room 250) Michael Jennings speaks about “The Secrets of the Darkened Chamber: Conflations of World and Apparatus in Michael Schmidt, Henry Fox Talbot and Walter Benjamin.” 5 p.m. FREE! www.willson.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: University Chorus (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) The spring concert features performances by a wide variety of UGA students. 8 p.m. FREE! www. pac.uga.edu SPORTS: Recreational Disc Golf Doubles Night (Sandy Creek Park) All skill levels of disc players are welcome. Discs provided. May bring a partner or be paired up. 6–8 p.m. FREE! (w/ $3 admission). www. athensdiscgolf.com

Wednesday 10 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour of highlights from the museum’s collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Jewelry Class (Athena Jewelers) Learn how to use a jeweler’s saw, solder, set stones and more. Light snacks and drinks provided. 6:30–8:30 p.m. 706-5496869, www.athenajewelers.com CLASSES: Compost 101 (Miller Learning Center, Room 1501) Learn how to compost kitchen scraps and turn them into nutritive soil. 3:30 p.m. FREE! www.sustainability. uga.edu EVENTS: Atlantic Archipelagos Research Project Conference (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Poet and novelist Ciaran Carson speaks. See Calendar Pick, p. 20. 7 p.m. FREE! www.willson.uga.edu EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce. Live music by the Skipperdees. 4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Rabbit Box 11 (Sandy Creek Park) Listen as eight Athenians share true stories from their lives. This month’s theme is “Into the Wild.” For adult ears. 7–9 p.m. $2. www.rabbitbox.org EVENTS: East Georgia Cancer Coalition Strike Out Cancer Bowling Tournament (Ten Pins Tavern) Proceeds benefit cancer prevention and education. Call or email to register. 6–10 p.m. $25 (individual), $100 (team). 706-540-6127, morganjokelley@gmail.com GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia

chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points location) Open your pie-hole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday.

7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7424 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Drag Bingo (The Melting Point) Play BINGO with your favorite drag queens! Fundraiser for Boybutante AIDS Foundation and part of Boyball week. 6 p.m. (doors), 8 p.m. www.boybutante.org GAMES: Crows Nest Trivia (Dirty Birds) Every Wednesday in the Crows Nest. 8 p.m. FREE! 706546-7050 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 KIDSTUFF: Superhero T-Shirts (ACC Library) Make an awesome retro-style shirt using fabric paint and freezer paper. Bring your own shirt to decorate. For ages 11–18.

4–5:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook. com/acclyoungadult KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) For kids ages 2–5.

Every Tuesday and Wednesday, 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 LECTURES & LIT: Speaking Pages: A Spoken Word Event (Avid Bookshop) Storytelling, prose, essays, poetry and spoken word.

6:30–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com

Thursday 11 ART: Opening Reception (Perk Avenue Cafe and Coffee House) For “France: City and Country,” photographs by Livy Scholly. 6–8 p.m.

FREE! www.madisonartistsguild.org EVENTS: Drag Search and Dance Party (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Win prizes and a coveted spot in the lineup of the 24th Annual Boybutante Ball. This year’s theme is “Boybutante does Broadway.” Come prepared with a solo act under five minutes. Performers will be judged on beauty, intelligence, tenacity, charm and hauteness. 8 p.m. www. boybutante.org FILM: iFilms: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (ACC Library) Indiana Jones must follow in his father’s footsteps and stop the Nazis.

7 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 FILM: Smart House (UGA Tate Student Center, Tate Theatre) The

The Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center performs at the UGA Hodgson Concert Hall on Saturday, Apr. 13 & Sunday, Apr. 14.

Coopers win a “house of the future.”

8 p.m. www.tate.uga.edu/movies GAMES: Trivia (The Volstead) Every Thursday! 7:30-9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706-354-1515 LECTURES & LIT: Willson Center Lecture (UGA Lamar Dodd School of Art Galleries, Room S151) Adriane Colburn speaks about her large-scale solo exhibition “Hyperspectrics.” 4 p.m. FREE! www. willson.uga.edu LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (Avid Bookshop) Poets Marni Ludwig and John Brown Spiers read from their works. 6:30 p.m. www. avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: “Navigating the Internet to Find Government and Business Procurement Opportunities” (UGA Small Business Development Center) An overview of the e-commerce environment. 5–7 p.m. FREE! 706380-9119 LECTURES & LIT: Georgia Poetry Circuit Reading (Ciné Barcafé) The Georgia Review presents a reading by nationally recognized poet Paul Hostovsky. 7–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenscine.com PERFORMANCE: Second Thursday Scholarship Concert (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) The UGA music faculty performs Rachmaninoff’s “Piano Trio Elegiaque No. 1 in G Minor,” Arensky’s “Piano Trio No. 1 in D Minor” and Brahms’ “Piano Quartet No. 2 in C Minor.” 8 p.m. $5–18. www.pac.uga.edu THEATRE: Macbeth (UGA Fine Arts Building) The UGA Theatre company presents Shakespeare’s bloody tragedy. Apr. 11–12 & 17–20, 8 p.m.

Apr. 14 & 21, 2:30 p.m. $12–16.

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Friday 12 ART: Art Reception (Madison Morgan Cultural Center) For “Gonzalez,” an exhibit of illustrations by Thomas Gonzalez. 6–8 p.m.

FREE! www.mmcc-arts.org ART: UGA BFA Photography Thesis Show (UGA Lamar Dodd School of Art Galleries) “F Is for Stop” features fine art photography by a dozen graduating seniors. 7-9 p.m. FREE! www.art.uga.edu

ART: Opening Reception (OCAF, Watkinsville) For “Southworks: 18th Annual National Juried Exhibition” and the Southworks: Directors’ Choice Exhibit. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.ocaf.com EVENTS: 6th Birthday Party (White Tiger Gourmet Food & Chocolates) Celebrate the restaurant’s birthday with paella, cake, games and more.

6–8 p.m. 706-353-6847 EVENTS: A Night of the Arts (Terrapin Beer Co.) An evening of art, music, brewery tours and beer to benefit Camp Twin Lakes. 5:30–7:30 p.m. FREE! $10 (tour). www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: Speech and Hearing Screenings (UGA Aderhold Hall) Free screenings for speech, language, voice, resonance, fluency and hearing for adults and kids ages 3 & over. Call to make an appointment and for more information. 9 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-542-4598 EVENTS: SHOWCASE 2013 (Stan Mulllins Art Studio) Local fashion designers show their spring lines.

See Calendar Pick, p. 20. 9 p.m.–12 a.m. $5. www.goo.gl/QSs74 EVENTS: Line Dancing (Bootleggers Country & Western Bar) Countrywestern-style line dance lessons.

Every Friday. And come ride Pandemonium, the mechanical bull!

8–10 p.m. 706-254-7338 EVENTS: Meatout (UGA Tate Student Center) A celebration of vegetarian living and its benefits for health, animals and the environment. 10 a.m.–3 p.m. FREE! www.sos.uga.edu FILM: Zero Dark Thirty (UGA Tate Student Center, Tate Theatre) A chronicle of the decade-long hunt for al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. 2:30, 6 & 9 p.m. $1–2. www.tate.uga.edu/movies LECTURES & LIT: Immigration/ Legal Issues and Adult Literacy Forum (Taylor-Grady House) A panel discussion about current immigration issues and their effects on adult literacy. Call to RSVP. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-254-9877, info@athensliteracy.org PERFORMANCE: UGA Wind Ensemble (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) “Dedication” is the ensemble’s final performance of the year, featuring works by Wagner, Stravinsky, Debussy and more. 8 p.m. $5 (w/ student ID), $10. www.pac.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Ugapalooza (Morton Theatre) The UGA Accidentals’ annual spring invitational a cappella concert features all

of the a cappella groups at UGA as well as other visiting a cappella collegiate groups. 7:30 p.m. $10. www. mortontheatre.com PERFORMANCE: Live Art: Broadway at the Movies (Memorial Park, Quinn Hall) A musical revue featuring songs from Broadway musicals that also have been movies. Apr. 12–13, 7 p.m. & Apr. 14, 2 p.m. $12–15. www.athensclarkecounty.com/act THEATRE: The Wizard of Oz (Oconee Youth Playhouse) A cast of teens, featuring a winner of the Access Broadway competition, takes on the classic story of Dorothy traveling through the magical land of Oz. Apr. 12 & 13, 7 p.m. & Apr. 13 & 14, 2 p.m. $12–16. www.oypoysp.com THEATRE: Macbeth (UGA Fine Arts Building) See Thursday listing for full description Apr. 11–12 & 17–20, 8 p.m. Apr. 14 & 21, 2:30 p.m. $12–16. 706-542-4400 THEATRE: August: Osage County (Town and Gown Players) Set on the plains of modern-day, middleclass Oklahoma, the Weston family members are intelligent, sensitive creatures who have the uncanny ability to make each other miserable.

When the patriarch of the household mysteriously vanishes, the family gathers together to simultaneously support and attack one another.

Featuring a star-studded cast plus the acting debut of Flagpole editor Pete McCommons. Apr. 12, 13, 18–20, 8 p.m. & Apr. 14 & 21, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers.org

Saturday 13 ART: Artist Spotlight (The Bottleworks) Aaron Coury shares tips on iPhonography. Part of the Instagram-driven art exhibit “My_Athens.” 6–9 p.m. www.myathensis.com CLASSES: HomeSafe Georgia (Chestnut Grove Baptist Church) Certified counselors will be on hand to answer questions about mortgage assistance and loss mitigation options for home financing. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. FREE! xpledger@depower.org CLASSES: Spring Wildflowers of the Granite Outcrops of Georgia (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Learn about the ecology and plants of Piedmont granite outcrops with a visit to the Rock and Shoals Natural k continued on p. 21

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Glasscrafts plays before the runway show. All proceeds benefit PALS of Athens Musicians. [Sydney Slotkin] EVENT | Saturday, Apr. 13

24th Annual Boybutante Ball 40 Watt Club · 9 p.m. · $25 It’s that time of year, Miss Thing! Get yourself man-scaped and party-draped, ‘cuz it’s Boyball time, when all of Athens’ loveliest cross-dressers strut, dance and lip-sync to raise money for AIDS Athens.

This year’s theme is “One Miss-Thingular Sensation,” a campy send-up of all of your Broadway faves. Boyball week kicks off Wednesday, Apr. 10 with Drag Bingo at the Melting Point and continues on Thursday, Apr. 11 with the Drag Search/Dance Party with celebrity judges at Little Kings.

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Open the dictionary to the word “townie” on Friday and you’ll find yourself magically transported to the Caledonia Lounge, Creston Spiers where some of Athens’ most august musicians will show us why they still rule this school (um, so to speak). First, witness the melodic punk power of The VG Minus, the new, proto-rocking trio of Michelle McClure, Paul Walker and vinyl guru Kurt Wood. Next up is A, the hopelessly ungoogleable onand-off vehicle for guitarist and songwriter Creston Farm 255 for all those weary party boys Spiers’ soul-sucking tales of everyman maland girls. Mark your calendars, y’all! [C.C.] aise. Spiers’ tunes here are more straightforward than the music he makes with his other band, Harvey Milk, but they’re just as MUSIC | Sunday, Apr. 14 sidesplittingly glum. End the night with a set from The Arcs, the hardest-rocking pop The World Famous · 7:30 p.m. · $7 band in the biz. Finish your PBR, young Geographically speaking, it doesn’t fella, and say goodnight. [Gabe Vodicka] seem like the guys from Bellingham, WA-based group The Heligoats, a quirky EVENT | Friday, Apr. 12 outfit helmed by former Troubled Hubble frontman Chris Opteka, could exist any farther away. The band’s sound, though, will seem comfortably familiar to Athenians— gentle and weird all at once. If you’re on Stan Mullins’ Art Studio · 9 p.m. · $5 the lookout for Heligoats tunes that are Over the past couple of years, the dual most representative of the band’s sound, presence of the Athens Fashion Collective check out “Sulphur, Baby” from its most and vintage clothing boutique Community recent full-length, Back to the Ache. Sure, has helped to organize the fashion-minded there’s a tinge of The Mountain Goats’ in Athens into a movement based on a John Darnielle in The Heligoats’ jangle. But local and sustainable ethos. AFC’s bianwhereas Darnielle often waxes religious, nual fashion shows introduce young and Opteka finds solace in singing about sciupcoming designers to Athens’ tight-knit ence. Catch The Heligoats on Hull Street on scene, while Community provides them Sunday. Bittersweet local folksinger Brian with a place to trade ideas and garments Connell opens. [Dan Mistich] throughout the year. When AFC decided

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THE CALENDAR! Area. 8:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. $50. www.botgarden.uga.edu CLASSES: New Moon Dreamboards (Over the Moon Creative Possibilities) Vision board collaging with Moon Mama.

10 a.m.–12 p.m. $10. www. mamainthemoon.blogspot.com CLASSES: Pet First Aid and CPR Course (Athens Area Humane Society) Learn how to administer immediate care to a pet who is injured or ill. Visit website to register. 10 a.m.–2 p.m. $50. www. athenshumanesociety.org EVENTS: 24th Annual Boybutante Ball (40 Watt Club) Boybutante does Broadway in “One MissThing-ular Sensation.” Local drag entertainers perform hits from hit musicals. See Calendar Pick on p.

20. 9 p.m. $25. www.40watt.com EVENTS: Pokémon Spring Regional Championships (The Classic Center) A family-friendly event where competitors will vie for a chance to go to the Pokémon U.S. National Championship. Apr. 13 & 14, 8:30 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! www. pokemon.com/play EVENTS: Cherokee Rose 5K (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) A 5K race presented by Half-Moon Outfitters. 9 a.m. 706-548-7225, www.halfmoonoutfitters.com EVENTS: Celebrate Wellness Festival & 8K Race (Bishop Park) Classes and workshops in yoga, Tai Chi, dance, movement, acupuncture, nutrition and Chinese medicine. 7 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! www.celebratewellnessathens.org EVENTS: 9th Annual Dawg Jog 5K (Stegeman Coliseum) Humans and their canine companions are invited to walk, run or jog. Proceeds benefit the Athens Area Humane Society.

8:30–11 a.m. $20. koenning@ uga.edu EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Live music at every market. Every Saturday through midDecember. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Terrapin Anniversary Party (Terrapin Beer Co.) Celebrate the brewery’s birthday. 4:30–8:30 p.m. $20. www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: AthNation Car Meet (Athens Park and Ride) Show off what you’ve got: domestic, foreign, classics, bikes, trucks, anything. 8 p.m.–12 a.m. FREE! 706-247-4817, abrahamcruz12@gmail.com EVENTS: Athens Area Democrats Breakfast (Brett’s Casual American Restaurant) Robert Larson and Frank Thornburg of the Athens VA clinic. 9 a.m. $11. 706-248-7455, athensareademocrats@gmail.com to reserve.

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GAMES: Shadowfist Tournament (Tyche’s Games) Multiplayer format.

The shop will hold a free session on how to play Shadowfist following the tournament at 3 p.m. 12 p.m. $1. www.tychesgames.com KIDSTUFF: Family Hiking Club (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Andie Bisceglia takes families out to explore. Meet at the fountain.

Second Saturday of the month. 9–11 a.m. FREE! (ages 3 & under), $5/ person, $15/family. www.botgarden. uga.edu KIDSTUFF: Crafts and Coloring (Madison County Library) Artistic activities for ages 3–10. 2 p.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Second Saturday Storytime (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Hear a nature story and learn about the woods and animals.

2:30–3 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m.

FREE! 706-354-1195 OUTDOORS: Spring Bird Ramble (Whitehall Forest) Look and listen for spring migratory birds on a walk with the Oconee Audubon Society.

8 a.m. FREE! www.oconeeriversaudubon.org PERFORMANCE: Live Art: Broadway at the Movies (Memorial Park) See Friday listing for full description Apr. 12–13, 7 p.m. & Apr. 14, 2 p.m. $12–15. www.athensclarkecounty.com/act PERFORMANCE: Second Annual Arch Chamber Music Festival (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) The Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center: Beethoven, Dvorák, Weber and Kodály. Apr. 13, 8 p.m. & Apr. 14, 3 p.m. $39. www.pac.uga.edu THEATRE: August: Osage County (Town and Gown Players) See Friday listing for full description Apr. 12, 13, 18–20, 8 p.m. & Apr. 14 & 21, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers.org THEATRE: The Wizard of Oz (Oconee Youth Playhouse) See Friday listing for full description Apr. 12 & 13, 7 p.m. & Apr. 13 & 14, 2 p.m. $12–16. www.oypoysp.com

Sunday 14 ART: Artists at Work (Georgia Museum of Art) Archival footage and a discussion about Abbott Pattison and Lamar Dodd. 2–3:30 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Stoneware Clay for Homesteaders (Good Dirt) Clay projects that are useful for the home.

2-5 p.m. $50–55. www.gooddirt.net

EVENTS: Post Ball Brunchbutante (Farm 255) Recuperate with Miss Thing and the rest of the Boybutante AIDS Foundation at an all-you-can-eat brunch. 11 a.m.–2 p.m. $15. www.boybutante.org EVENTS: Tattoos for Parrots (Midnight Iguana) Midnight Iguana holds the second annual fundraiser for Dee’s Haven Parrot Rescue. 12-6 p.m. 706-599-5631 EVENTS: High Hat Party (Georgia Center, Mahler Hall) Celebrate the graduating Jeannette Rankin Fund scholars with games and crafts for

LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (Avid Bookshop) Rod Dreher signs copies of The Little Way of Ruthie Leming. 4–5 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com PERFORMANCE: Live Art: Broadway at the Movies (Memorial Park) See Friday listing for full description Apr. 12–13, 7 p.m. & Apr. 14, 2 p.m. $12–15. www.athensclarkecounty.com/act PERFORMANCE: “April in Paris” (Holy Cross Lutheran Church) A Second Sunday Community Celebration featuring local artists

Friday listing for full description Apr. 12 & 13, 7 p.m. & Apr. 13 & 14, 2 p.m. $12–16. www.oypoysp.com

Monday 15 ART: Conversation in the Gallery (The Bottleworks) Jeff Shinabarger speaks on his book More or Less.

Part of the Instagram-driven art exhibit “My_Athens.” 6:30–8:30 p.m. $5. www.myathensis.com CLASSES: Line Dancing Class (The Office Lounge) Come figure out

Irish poet Ciaran Carson will read at the UGA Richard B. Russell Special Collections Library on Wednesday, Apr. 10. See Calendar Pick on p. 20. kids. 1–3 p.m. $30. www.rankinfoundation.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, Broad Street location) What do you really know? 6 p.m. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Amici) Test your skills. 9 p.m. 706-353-0000 GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Café) “Brewer’s Inquisition,” trivia hosted

by Chris Brewer every Sunday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-354-6655, www. buffaloscafe.com/athens GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Every Sunday! Hosted by Evan Delany. First place wins $50 and second place wins $25. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.thecapitalroom.com KIDSTUFF: Bike Rodeo (Barrow Elementary School) Hosted by Safe Kids Athens, this event teaches bicycle safety and skills. 2–5 p.m. FREE! safekidsathensga@gmail.com, www. safekidsgeorgia.org/athens

Athens Flute Choir, Friendship Presbyterian Choir. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.second-sunday.net THEATRE: August: Osage County (Town and Gown Players) See Friday listing for full description Apr. 12, 13, 18–20, 8 p.m. & Apr. 14 & 21, 2 p.m. $8–15. www.townandgownplayers.org THEATRE: Dreamgirls (The Classic Center) The Tony and Grammy Awards-winning Broadway musical follows the aspirations of an allfemale R&B group in the ‘60s and ‘70s. 7 p.m. $15-70. www.classiccenter.com THEATRE: Macbeth (UGA Fine Arts Building) See Thursday listing for full description Apr. 11–12 & 17–20, 8 p.m. Apr. 14 & 21, 2:30 p.m. $12–16. 706-542-4400 THEATRE: The Wizard of Oz (Oconee Youth Playhouse) See

how to line dance! 7:30 p.m. 706546-0840 EVENTS: Petzone Dog Rescue Percentage Day (Stuffed Burger) Ten percent of all sales will benefit the no-kill shelter. 12–9 p.m. www. facebook.com/petzonefundraiser EVENTS: Happy Hour Drop-off (Flicker Theatre & Bar) For those dropping off submissions for the Sprockets Music Video competition, have a drink and meet the Sprockets team. 5:30–7 p.m. www.filmathens. net/sprockets FILM: The Last Mountain (UGA Tate Student Center) A documentary about UGA’s first steps toward moving past coal as an energy source.

6:30 p.m. FREE! www.sustainability. uga.edu FILM: Hell Hole (The Roadhouse) A horror-comedy movie shot in Athens and Atlanta features Athens’ own

Roadhouse Bar as one of the main locations. Popcorn provided. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.hellholemovie.com FILM: Minds in the Water (Miller Learning Center, Room 101) An award-winning documentary about professional surfer Dave Rastovich and his friends as they quest to save dolphins, whales and their ocean environment during a five-year journey across the world. 7:30-9 p.m.

FREE! sos@uga.edu GAMES: Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Athens’ toughest trivia. $100 grand prize every week! All ages. 8 p.m.

FREE! 706-543-8997 GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes!

Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Rock and Roll Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Get a team together and show off your extensive music knowledge every Monday! Hosted by Jonathan Thompson. 9 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Stories before bedtime; pajamas encouraged. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: George S. Parthemos Lecture (Miller Learning Center, Room 214) Gary W. Cox speaks about “The Power of the Purse and the Revolutionary Budget.” 10:30 a.m. FREE! jmaltese@uga.edu PERFORMANCE: UGA Concert Band (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) Performances by the UGA Concert Band and the UGA Concert Winds, an ensemble of non-music majors who emphasize one-on-a-part performance. 8 p.m. FREE! www.pac. uga.edu

Tuesday 16 ART: Life Drawing Open Studio (UGA Lamar Dodd School of Art Galleries) See Wednesday listing for full description 5:30–8:30 p.m. $8. www.art.uga.edu COMEDY: OpenTOAD Comedy Open Mic (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Locals watch quality comedy or perform themselves. Email to perform.

First and third Tuesday of every month! 9 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. calebsynan@yahoo.com, www. flickertheatreandbar.com EVENTS: Fun ‘N Friends (UGA Health Sciences, Winnie Davis Hall) The Athens-Clarke County Heritage Foundation spring event features the Navy Supply School, now home to the UGA Health Sciences campus.

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REMEMBERING OUR SON LARRY MARCUS GONE 30 YEARS SINCE APRIL 14, 1983

PLEASE STOP BY ‘LARRY’S TREE’ AT REED HALL QUADRANGLE AND LEAVE A ROCK IN REMEMBERENCE. LARRY WAS A MEMBER OF “THE LITTLE TIGERS,” AN OUTSTANDING STUDENT AND SCHOLAR WHO WAS LOVED BY ALL AND ALWAYS REMEMBERED BY HIS DEAR FRIENDS AND PROFESSORS. WE THANK ALL OF YOU FOR THE KINDNESS YOU HAVE SHOWN TO ME AND MY FAMILY THROUGH THE YEARS. I KNOW LARRY WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

WITH MUCH LOVE TO ALL, SANDY & LOU WOLFSON AND THE MARCUS FAMILY YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT LSWOLF29@OPTONLINE.NET

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THE CALENDAR! EVENTS: Wine and Cheese Benefit (Ciné Barcafé) Wines from The Cellar and gourmet cheeses from Fresh Market. Proceeds benefit children previously served by the Garnett Ridge Boys and Girls Club, as well as the GRU/UGA medical class of 2016. 6–8 p.m. $35. jrkrakowiak@gmail.com GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 GAMES: Trivia (The Office Lounge) Compete for prizes! Every Tuesday.

7:30 p.m. www.facebook.com/ officeathens GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706-354-1515 GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways.

Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs and crafts. For kids ages 2–5. Every Tuesday and Wednesday, 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Magic Tree House Book Club (Madison County Library) For children at a second to third grade reading level. 4–5 p.m.

FREE! 706-795-5597 LECTURES & LIT: Willson Center Lecture (UGA New Dance Theatre) Millicent Hodson and Kenneth Archer speak about the reconstruction of the 1913 Najinsky-Stravinsky ballet “The Rite of Spring.” 11 a.m.

FREE! www.willson.uga.edu LECTURES & LIT: Special Collections Tour (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Tour the exhibit galleries.

2 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl SPORTS: Recreational Disc Golf Doubles Night (Sandy Creek Park) All skill levels of players welcome.

6–8 p.m. FREE! (w/ $3 admission). www.athensdiscgolf.com

Wednesday 17 CLASSES: Jewelry Class (Athena Jewelers) Learn how to use a jeweler’s saw, solder, set stones and more. Light snacks and drinks provided. 6:30–8:30 p.m. 706-5496869, www.athenajewelers.com EVENTS: Community Snapshot: “Starting the Next Chapter” (ACC Library) The Boomers: Reflecting, Sharing, Learning hosts a program focusing on everything the library has to offer. 12:30 p.m. FREE! www.boomersinathens.org EVENTS: Low Cost Spay/Neuter Clinic (ACC Animal Control Cat Shelter) Spay and neuter surgery for cats and dogs offered at a lower cost. Do not feed animals 12 hours prior to surgery. Visit website for more guidelines. Call to make appointment. 8 a.m.–4 p.m. $25.

706-206-7127, www.athenscaninerescue.org EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market.

Live music by the Joshua Garza. 4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket.net GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

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Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points location) Open your pie-hole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday.

7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7424 GAMES: AlanCup Pool Tourney(Multiple Locations) A winner-take-all tournament beginning at No Where Bar and ending with a final showdown at Georgia Bar. Live music by Root Spirits. 7 p.m.–12 a.m. www.astoryworthhearing.org GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Crows Nest Trivia (Dirty Birds) Every Wednesday in the Crows Nest. 8 p.m. FREE! 706546-7050 KIDSTUFF: Doctor Who (ACC Library) Celebrate the beginnings of one of the longest running TV shows by making your own sonic screwdriver. Includes trivia. For ages 11–18. 4–5 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/acclyoungadult KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Enjoy a morning of stories, songs and crafts. For kids ages 2–5 and their caregivers. Every Tuesday and Wednesday, 10 & 11 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m.

FREE! 706-354-1195 LECTURES & LIT: Willson Center Lecture (Miller Learning Center, Room 150) Peter O’Neill speaks about “Clapped in Irony: John Mitchel’s Appropriation of the Slave Narrative.” 4 p.m. FREE! www.willson.uga.edu LECTURES & LIT: Exploring Your Library (ACC Library) A Community Snapshot program highlighting some of the library’s services. The program is also available to stream live online. 12:30 p.m.

FREE! www.boomersinathens.org LECTURES & LIT: Talking About Books (Jittery Joe’s Coffee, Atlanta Hwy. location) Bring two or three favorite poems to share with the group. Newcomers welcome. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 MEETINGS: Community Watershed Meeting (Fire Station #3) Learn about and provide input on the water quality and stream health efforts in Tanyard Creek and Lilly Branch. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www. sustainability.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: UGA Wind Symphony (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) A mix of music majors and talented non-music majors perform. 8 p.m. FREE! www.pac.uga.edu PERFORMANCE: UGA Percussion Ensemble (UGA Ramsey Concert Hall) A spring concert featuring undergraduate and graduate percussionists. 6 p.m. FREE! www.pac. uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Athens Flute Choir (Lyndon House Arts Center) Presenting the spring concert “Stained Glass Images.” 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.athensflutechoir.org THEATRE: Macbeth (UGA Fine Arts Building) See Thursday listing for full description Apr. 11–12 & 17–20, 8 p.m. Apr. 14 & 21, 2:30 p.m. $12–16. 706-542-4400

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LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 9 Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com PALE PROPHET Heavy local trio incorporating black metal, hardcore and crust.

BUILDINGS Minneapolis-based three-piece drawing on the noisy ghost of The Jesus Lizard.

UTAH Heavy, downtuned local rock band.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com NANCY KAYE Folky psych-rock tunes from this local songwriter.

ALLEN COTE Milwaukee-based multiinstrumentalist and artist.

Green Room 10 p.m. $5. www.greenroomathens. com WILLIAM TYLER A Nashville musician who has performed with Lambchop and Silver Jews, Tyler’s

forms folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends.

iPods of Steele and special guest performers.”

Nowhere Bar Tuesday Night Confessional. 9 p.m.

FREE! 706-546-4742 FESTER HAGOOD This local songwriter sings in a soft drawl that accents his simple, plucked country songs.

DREW MARLER Local songwriter playing “Americana rock and roll with a blend of Flannery O’ Connorstyle storytelling.”

KEN WILL MORTON With his gritty, soulful rasp, Morton trudges through Americana’s roots with rock and roll swagger and a folksinger’s heart.

LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends.

Farm 255 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DIAL INDICATORS Local jazz act featuring Jeremy Roberts on guitar and George Davidson on sax.

Sundown Saloon 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1180 AVERY DYLAN’S OPEN MIC NIGHT All musicians, singers, songwriters and/or bands welcome!

The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 5 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com KINKY WAIKIKI Relaxing, steel guitar-driven band following the traditions of Hawaiian music.

8 p.m. $10. www.georgiatheatre.com JOSH ABBOTT BAND Passionate, tension-filled country music from these Texas natives.

BRENT COBB Folk and rock-influenced singer-songwriter.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 KADE KAHL Literate local singersongwriter.

Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com JGBCB Members of Sweet Knievel and friends pay tribute to “one of the

The World Famous 8 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens. com SPACE TRUCKS Afro-kraut-beat ensemble led by Bryan Poole (The Late B.P. Helium, of Montreal).

ADRON The strong, fluttering voice of Atlanta’s Adrienne McCann meanders through her blend of mellow Tropicalia and low-key jazz.

Thursday 11 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $5 (adv.), $8 (door). www.40watt.com BETSY KINGSTON & THE CROWNS Local songwriter Kingston leads her band through a set of country-inspired rock tunes.

EVAN BARBER & THE DEAD GAMBLERS Alternative rock band from Albany, GA. THE BARLETTAS Local group plays cheeky, ‘60s-influenced rock with harmonies and honky-tonk overtones.

Amici 9 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent! Email amiciopenmic@gmail. com to get a spot.

The Bottleworks My_Athens. 7 p.m. www.myathensis. com BRIT JONES Country singer from Commerce.

AMY WINKLES Local singersongwriter.

Flicker Theatre & Bar Raj’s Surreal Birthday Party. 9 p.m.

FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar.com CULT OF RIGGONIA Experimental soundscapes with tribal, world music beats and ornate instrumentation.

ARIAQUANET Macon-based noise/ punk band.

THEM NATIVES Arty, psychedelic post-punk group from Birmingham, AL. TRUFFLELINA Skewed experimental rock band from Macon.

Chappo plays New Earth Music Hall on Tuesday, Apr. 16. solo work combines intricate, Appalachian guitar arrangements with drone and ambient noise. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

HAND SAND HANDS Looping, experimental, psychedelic ramblings from Jonathan Miller, with drone and ambient leanings.

Wednesday 10 Amici 10 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 LIVE BAND KARAOKE Sing your favorites as a live band backs you up.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE HONEYCUTTERS Americana act from Asheville, NC.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com HANNAH FAIRLIGHT Singersongwriter crafting intensely personal and cutting pop songs.

Athens City Hall Athens Farmers Market. 5 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net THE SKIPPERDEES Charming local acoustic duo with rich, folky vocal harmonies and a sense of humor.

Nowhere Bar 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 SETH WINTERS Mainstream songwriting with a guitar-driven sound.

This happens to be his CD release show!

Little Kings Shuffle Club ARMC March of Dimes Benefit. 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub GRASSLAND STRING BAND New local traditional and progressive bluegrass group.

TODD COWART Singer for The Hushpuppies Band plays a solo set.

The Bottleworks My_Athens. 7 p.m. www.myathensis. com DAVID RICHT Christian-influenced local singer-songwriter.

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

The Melting Point 7 p.m. $5 (adv.), $7 (door). www.meltingpointathens.com THE BLACK LILLIES Knoxville, TN-based Appalachian folk collective.

JAMES JUSTIN & CO. Indie rootsrock trio from Virginia.

Mirko Pasta 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-5641 (Gaines School Road location) LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot per-

Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com BOOMFOX Local rock band formerly known as The Sunlight Alchemists that describes itself as “Adele meets Stone Temple Pilots.”

MATT HECTORNE & THE FAMILY TREE Gospel-influenced indie-folk outfit.

CANDID COAL PEOPLE Three-piece local folk-rock group.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DJ STEELE Local guy Jay Steele spins a set of tunes “featuring dual

greatest bands of all time, The Jerry Garcia Band.”

Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens is back for 2013! Join drummer Nicholas Wiles with bassist Drew Hart and pianist Steve Key for an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Tapped 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-6277 KARAOKE Every Wednesday!

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com JOHNNY AWESOME Alt-rock band from Cumming.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. www.georgiatheatre.com GROGUS The local and long-running ensemble plays jazz and salsa accentuated with reggae, hip-hop and Afro-Cuban styles.

Go Bar 11 p.m. 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.

Green Room 9 p.m. $5. www.greenroomathens.com NEW MADRID Echoing and atmospheric music, with folky vocals and swift, proficient guitar plucks. 7-inch release show!

THE DREAM SCENE Javier Morales’ lo-fi avant-garde pop project.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com JAZZ JAM Some of Athens’ most talented jazz musicians have been getting together to make America’s music at this monthly happening.

Bring your sax and join us, or grab a brew and a table and lend us your ears.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 8 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ THE KING/MC CORD/TOASTER Three of Little Kings’ beloved staffers spin your faves, from the ‘80s to the present.

Max 10 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 SHEHEHE “Scorching the new American jet rock stratosphere.”

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $6 (adv.), $8 (door). www.meltingpointathens.com CAROLINE AIKEN BAND One of Atlanta’s most talented and respected performing songwriters leads a band that features Ike Stubblefield, Michael C. Steele, Eddie Glikin, Matt Joiner, Paul Scales and Michelle Castleberry.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 SNAP! Organ-heavy funk/jazz tunes delivered by locals Jason Fuller, Benji Shanks, David Yoke, Carlton Owens and Stephen Spivey.

The Office Lounge 10 p.m. 706-546-0840 AVERY DYLAN PROJECT Southern rock and Texas blues, originals and covers.

The Pub at Gameday 10 p.m. 706-353-2831 LEAVING COUNTRIES AND FRIENDS Local singer-songwriter Louis Phillip Pelot hosts this weekly jam. This week’s showcase features Ken Will Morton and The Southern Folk Coalition.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com TRE POWELL Bluesy acoustic tunes with soulful vocals.

Walker’s Coffee & Pub 9 p.m. FREE! 706-543-1433 KARAOKE Every Thursday!

The World Famous 8 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10 (door). www. theworldfamousathens.com KITE TO THE MOON Wild pop spurring from the edgy monsterbrain of Timi Conley, joined by the rhythm section of Jay Rodgers and Andrew Hanmer.

THE PEAKS Five-piece indie rock band that exists at the crossroads of folk and soul.

Friday 12 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $21. www.40watt.com FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS Los Angeles pop band channeling retro soul and R&B influences.

HUNTER HUNTED Summery, indie folk-rock mixture, heavy on vocal harmonies from Los Angeles.

Amici 11 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 THE AVIATORS Hard rock with a hint of funk and a lot of power.

The Bottleworks My_Athens. 7 p.m. $15. www.myathensis.com EASTER ISLAND Lush, post-rock influenced shoegaze with sweet, pop melodies, tender harmonies and shimmering guitars.

T. HARDY MORRIS Dead Confederate frontman performs a solo set.

Buffalo’s Café 7:30–10 p.m. $5. 706-354-6655 OPEN MIC AND KARAOKE JAM The Circle Ensemble Theatre hosts an open mic for songs, poetry, stories and jokes.

Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 8 p.m. FREE! www.butthuttbarbecue. com SCOTT BRANTLEY Dublin, GA-based country singer.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com THE ARCS Long-running local rock band featuring Dave Gerow, Kevin Lane, Brandon Reynolds and Ben Spraker. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

A Harvey Milk guitarist Creston Spiers’ other project is also raucous and blithely depressive, but with more of a classic rock focus.

THE VG MINUS ‘70s-styled powerpop/punk.

DJ OTHER VOICES, OTHER ROOMS “This set will be more rock and roll than usual,” says OVOR. Crow’s Nest 10 p.m. 706-546-7050 SONEN Atlanta-based electro-pop duo of Keith Evans and Holly Mullinax.

Farm 255 11:30 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com WOODFANGS Loud, psychedelic, guitar-driven rock.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com WEREWOLVES Local band featuring quirky lo-fi rock with bright, bouncy flourishes, unique instrumentation and emotive lyrics.

PAPERHAUS “Psychedelic alt-blues” band from Washington, D.C. THE K-MACKS Local “country punk folk-rock” band.

Georgia Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-9884 AVERY DYLAN PROJECT Southern rock and Texas blues, originals and covers.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $10. www.georgiatheatre.com THE DIRTY GUV’NAHS Rootsrockers from Knoxville, TN. THE FEATURES Indie rock band from Nashville.

ADAM KLEIN Local songwriter playing a rustic blend of country, folk and Americana. Album release show!

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

Green Room 10 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com SAM SNIPER Local alt-country band plucking rootsy and heartfelt tunes.

THE HIGHER CHOIR Atlanta homegrown southern roots rock inspired by the likes of The Black Crowes and Drive-By Truckers.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com RYAN MORRIS Singer-songwriter from Austin, TX. DREW KOHL Original singer-songwriter who plays bluegrass-inspired folk music.

TAYLOR ALEXANDER Local country singer.

Highwire Lounge 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge. com FRIDAY NIGHT JAZZ A set of jazz tunes for your dinnertime pleasure, usually led by pianist Rand Lines and featuring various guests. Every Friday!

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The Melting Point 9 p.m. $10 (adv.), $13 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com ABBEY ROAD LIVE Beloved local Beatles tribute band.

New Earth Music Hall 7 p.m. $10. www.newearthmusichall. com TRIFECTA Three stages of electronic music, featuring Archnemesis, Prophet Massive, K Theory.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 VERTIGO JAZZ PROJECT Ashevillebased group that creates original jazz music for a modern audience.

Scene, MANS TRASH, Mouser, Stupid Idiots, Inept Catering Co., Salsa Chest, Bong Marley Song System, Half Acid, Rene Le Conte and Charlie Key. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com GRIM REEFER Stoner metal band from Vancouver, BC. MANGER Speed thrash metal â&#x20AC;&#x153;with a dash of Satanâ&#x20AC;? & screeching vocals.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $15. www.georgiatheatre.com THOMAS RHETT Singer-songwriter (and son of country singer Rhett Akins) plays a solo set after he rocks Sanford Stadium.

Go Bar Alzheimerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Awareness Group Benefit.

9 p.m. $3 (21+), $5 (18+). 706546-5609 TLC SOUNDSYSTEM Local LCD Soundsystem cover band.

MAXIMUM BUSY MUSCLE Reunited local math-rock trio.

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Max 10 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

EASYRIDER Spinning all your favorite jams straight from the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;70s, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s.

Ten Pins Tavern 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-8090 BACK ALLEY BLUES BAND Featuring locals Paul Scales, Randy Durham, John Straw, Dave Herndon and Scott Sanders playing blues.

The Melting Point 1:30 p.m. $7-$10. www.meltingpointathens.com LIKE TOTALLY! This is a special acoustic performance from the local kindie rock outfit titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Springtime Down on the Farm,â&#x20AC;? featuring skits and songs about springtime, farming, growing food, eating healthy and more. Costumes are encouraged!

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THE ENDS Funky rock band from Burlington, NC.

The World Famous 7:30 p.m. $7. www.theworldfamousathens.com THE HELIGOATS Former Troubled Hubble frontman Chris Otepka showcases his stream-of-consciousness lyrics and oddball song structure. See Calendar Pick on p. 20.

BRIAN CONNELL Folky local singersongwriter.

Monday 15 Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 11 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com LAZY LOCOMOTIVE Local group featuring members of Fuzzbucket,

The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 FREE LANCE RUCKUS Rock band from Haddock, GA. Stan Mulllins Art Studio Fashion Show/Pals of Athens Benefit. 9 p.m. $5. www.stanmullins.com GLASSCRAFTS Power-pop-punk project featuring Grass Giraffesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Steven Trimmer and Robby Casso.

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DJ WINSTON PARKER Local dude spins the sweet tunes.

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DJ Z-DOGG Loveable local DJ spins top 40 hits, old-school hip-hop, high-energy rock and other danceable favorites.

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The World Famous 8 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens. com SPIRITS AND THE MELCHIZEDEK CHILDREN Psychedelic Atlantabased band.

OUTER SPACES Local folk-pop band fronted by Cara Beth Satalino.

Saturday 13 Amici 11 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 EFREN Local, high-energy roots-rock.

Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 8 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net CORBETT WALSH Local singersongwriter. (8 a.m.)

WHISPER KISS Acoustic project featuring Michael Wegner and Shelley Olin. (10 a.m.)

Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 8 p.m. FREE! www.butthuttbarbecue. com THE HANDS OF TIME Soul, funk, pop, R&B, Motown and classic oldschool hits from the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;70s.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com RED SKY DAYS Local hard-rock band.

TASTE LIKE GOOD Alternative rock band from Athens.

CONNECTED HOUSES Funky local jam band.

SHUDDERDOG Atlanta-based classic rock-inspired band.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com WOWCASE Featuring Bubbly Mommy Gun, The Dream

Fitz and the Tantrums play the 40 Watt Club on Friday, Apr. 12.

NEW WIVES Local indie rock band inspired by groups like Modest Mouse and Cursive.

BLACK MOON Loud, psychedelic, guitar-driven rock.

DJ TWIN POWERS DJ Dan Geller (The Gold Party, The Agenda) and friends spin late-night glam rock, new wave, Top 40, punk and Britpop.

Green Room 10 p.m. $5. www.greenroomathens. com EDDIE AND THE PUBLIC SPEAKERS Local power trio delivers an energetic show with a hardhitting rhythm section, funky riffs and soaring guitar solos.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com HOLMAN AUTRY BAND Described as â&#x20AC;&#x153;a little bit of Hank, a little bit of Metallica and a healthy dose of Southern rock.â&#x20AC;? Fans of bands like the Allman Brothers and Lynyrd Skynyrd canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go wrong here.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/lkshuffleclub INCENDIARIES Ladies of pedigree, featuring Mandy Branch-Friar, Mary Joyce, Erika Rickson and Erica Strout MAD AXES Local psych-rap crew describes its music as â&#x20AC;&#x153;pro-life suicide rap.â&#x20AC;?

Sanford Stadium 6:30 p.m. SOLD OUT! www.livenation. com 2013 NIGHT TRAIN TOUR In Sanford Stadiumâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;headlined by Jason Aldean and featuring Luke Bryan, Thomas Rhett and Jake Owen. See story on p. 14.

Silver Dollar 10 p.m. 706-353-3093 COLBY DEE A Georgia native, this country singer and songwriter has begun building a steady buzz.

Sundown Saloon 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1177 KARAOKE With your host Lynn.

Terrapin Beer Co. Anniversary Carnival! 4:30 p.m. $20. www.terrapinbeer.com CANNERY ROW Country-rock with pop and R&B influences.

THE ROYCROFTERS Gwinnett-based rock band.

ELVIS The one and only!

The World Famous 8 p.m. $7. www.theworldfamousathens. com SUPERCLUSTER Athens super group featuring members of Casper & the Cookies, of Montreal and Pylon that plays experimental, psychedelic pop.

NEW SOUND OF NUMBERS Pop and post-punk project led by Hannah Jones, visual artist and percussionist for Supercluster.

Juice Box and High Strung String Band.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. SOLD OUT! www.georgiatheatre. com UMPHREYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S MCGEE Progressiveminded jam band known for its improvisational skills.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 THE JOHNS Experimental, folk-raprock out of Brooklyn, carrying an oddball sense of humor.

MATT FRYE Folk singer songwriter inspired by Woody Guthrie and John Prine, carrying a dirty twang, based out of Brooklyn.

Green Room Before and after Umphreyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s McGee. 6 p.m & 11 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens.com SUMILAN Technically proficient musicians playing progressive jam rock. Playing an early and a late set.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Kyshona Armstrong hosts.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 JAZZ FUNK JAM WITH DREW HART Local musician and Juice Box bassist leads a jam session.

The Office Lounge 7:30 p.m. $5. 706-546-0840 DJ LADY LOV Learn the beginnerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Electric Slide, Good Times, Bikerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Shuffle and other line dances with DJ Lady Lov.

Tuesday 16 Crowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nest AlanFest. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-7050 LOUIS PHILLIP PELOT Local singer-songwriter performs Southerninspired folk and country tunes.

Cutters Pub 9 p.m. FREE! 706-353-9800 TAR AND ROSIN Asheville-based string band that plays old time Appalachian music and original fiddle tunes and songs.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 6 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com OLD SKOOL TRIO Funk, blues, and jazz featuring Carl Lindberg on bass, Seth Hendershot on drums and Jason Fuller on keys. Playing original compositions and the music of The Funky Meters, Dr. John, War, Sly and the Family Stone, Billy Preston, Stevie Wonder, Funkadelic and more.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ BLOWPOP Joe Kubler (Bubbly Mommy Gun) spins a set of tunes.

Green Room 10 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com TURF WAR Catchy, Southern-tinged garage-rock out of Atlanta influenced by the likes of The Replacements and Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com LUCY BLUE No info available.

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com SOL DRIVEN TRAIN Charlestonbased groove-rock ensemble.

Mirko Pasta 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-5641 (Gaines School Road location) LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends.

New Earth Music Hall 9 p.m. FREE! www.newearthmusichall. com CHAPPO Psych-tinged dance-pop band from Brooklyn.

DYNASTY ELECTRIC Brooklynbased electro-rock duo.

YIP DECEIVER An infectiously fun blend of feel-good pop, R&B grooves and noise-bending electro.

Featuring of Montrealâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Davey Pierce and Nicolas Dobbratz.

Sundown Saloon 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1180 AVERY DYLANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S OPEN MIC NIGHT All musicians, singers, songwriters and/or bands welcome!

The Volstead 9 p.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 17 Amici 10 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0000 LIVE BAND KARAOKE Sing your favorites as a live band backs you up.

Athens City Hall Athens Farmers Market. 5 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net CORTEZ GARZA Local singersongwriter pushes the envelope with his own unique blend of indie/ Americana.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+) $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com COME WHAT MAY Hard and fast local rock band with a positive message.

TRIOSCAPES An experimental jazz/ fusion band that features the lively Dan Briggs of Between the Buried and Me. ARGONAUTS Local band plays moody, alternative-inspired rock.

DARATZKI Local guitar and drums duo playing loud, fast post-hardcore with distorted riffage and spastic drumming.

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Farm 255 8 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com CALEB DARNELL Member of The Darnell Boys and Bellyache sings the blues.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $12. www.georgiatheatre.com RANDY ROGERS BAND Country group from Texas, playing, well, country.

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Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens is back for 2013! Join drummer Nicholas Wiles with bassist Drew Hart and pianist Steve Key for an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Tapped 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-6277 KARAOKE Every Wednesday!

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com JIM COOK Local veteran performs an acoustic set of Delta blues, classic rock and a wide variety of Americana.

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ART Call for Artists (Oglethorpe Senior Center) Seeking vendors for an arts and crafts show. Apply by Apr. 12. Show Apr. 20, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. $40-60. 706-743-8848 Renewal Art Festival (SeneyStovall Chapel) Seeking artists to sell their creations at a festival on Apr. 20 & 21. Proceeds benefit Clarke County art teachers. 706353-8530, athensart4schools@ gmail.com, www.facebook.com/ athensart4schools The Art Rocks Athens Foundation (Athens, GA) Seeking artists who were creating art in, or related to, Athens between 1975–1985 for a major retrospective exhibition at Lamar Dodd May 23–July 31, 2014. The retrospective will explore the relationship between visual arts and the birth of the Athens music scene. www.artrocks athens.com

CLASSES Armitage’s Herbaceous Perennials for the Sun (Georgia Center Hotel, Georgia Center for Continuing Ed) Dr. Alllen Armitage teaches an online course on how to plant, propagate and care for 20 of his favorite perennials and how to identify different varieties within the plant’s genus.

Course available to start at student’s convenience. $199–$249. www. georgiacenter.uga.edu/ppd/courses/ horticulturegreen-industry/armitages-herbaceous-perennials-sun Bellydancing (Floorspace) Sulukule Dance and Music presents classes in bellydancing, Bollywood dance, fire dancing, yoga, theatrical

“bellyesque,” burlesque and Middle Eastern drumming. See www.floorspaceathens.com for schedule.

Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potter’s wheel every Friday from 7–9 p.m.

“Family Try Clay” classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Feldenkrais Method (Leathers Building) A class promoting awareness through gentle body movement. Wednesdays through Apr. 24, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. fieldcircle54@ gmail.com GED Classes (Action Ministries) Open enrollment. Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9:30 a.m.

FREE! www.actionministries.net Mac Workshops (PeachMac) Introductionary courses to Mac, iPad and iPhoto and “Let’s Talk iCloud.”

Call for dates. FREE! 706-208-9990, www.peachmac.com Mobile Computer Classes (Madison County Library) Mobile Computer Labs are held in vans fully outfitted with computer equipment and a trainer. 90-minute classes include computer basics, Internet and email, e-readers, Microsoft Office programs and social networking. Call to make reservation.

Classes held Wednesdays, 10 a.m. in The Comer Learning Center and 1:30 p.m. in the Sanford Community Center. FREE! 706-795-5597 Needle Felting Workshop for Adults (Lyndon House Arts Center) Learn how to turn wool fiber/ roving into three-dimensional soft sculptures like owls, fortune cookies and felted soap. Saturdays, Apr. 13 & 20, 1–3 p.m. $48–62. 706-6133623, www.athensclarkecounty.com/ lyndonhouse

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Open every day except Wednesday 10am-4pm Pretty and smart Beagle mix with blue eyes. Quiet, friendly girl, already spayed.

Petite red Feist mix is very frightened and needs a real friend. She’s ladylike, sweet and likes to stay close to you.

Painting Workshop (Lyndon House Arts Center) Armand Cabrera teaches the fundamentals of alla prima painting in oil and acrylic through a four-day plein air and studio workshop. All levels welcome.

Apr. 17–20. $395. 706-351-0457, www.armandcabrera.com Prenatal Yoga (Baby Belly Yoga) Prenatal yoga and mom & baby yoga with instructor Krista Jones, as well as labor and birth workshops and doula services. Check website for schedule. www.babybellyyoga.com Qi Gong (5 Points Acupuncture) Integrate physical posture, breathing techniques and breathing intention.

Saturdays, 9:30–10:30 a.m. $10. www.5pointsacupuncture.com Spring Classes (OCAF) Offerings include watercolor, sculpting, clay arts, paper making, self-publishing and more. Visit website for online registration. www.ocaf.com String Piece Quilting Class (Sewcial Studio) Learn how to string-piece to make traditional, contemporary or modern quilts. Preregistration required. 10 a.m.–4 p.m. $35. www.sewcialstudio.com Yoga Classes (Thrive) Tai Chi, QiGong and yoga classes, including basic, vinyasa and samaritan yoga.

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706-850-2000, www.thrivespace.net Yoga for Health & Relaxation (Athens Regional Medical Center) Improve flexibility, strength, balance and awareness of the mind and body. Six weeks of class beginning Apr. 11, 6–8 p.m. $75. 706-475-7330, mbiprograms@ armc.org

HELP OUT 18th Annual Record-A-Thon (Learning Ally) Learning Ally serves

Truly gorgeous Golden Retriever is a sixty pound puppy. Only about a year old, submissive and goofy and ready to play.

Mimi is a young Retriever mix with a short red coat and a big grin.

She is a strong, impressive girl who wants to please. She has energy and loves to play ball.

Meg Aubrey’s painting “Hidden” is on display at the Gallery @ Hotel Indigo through June 9. more than 300,000 people who are unable to read standard print due to visual impairment or learning disabilities. During the “Recorda-thon,” volunteers will transform textbooks into audio books. Studio tours at 2 p.m. Apr. 15–19. 8:30 a.m.–7 p.m. FREE! www.record athon.org Art Opening Volunteers Needed (The Bottleworks) The “My_Athens” Instagram photography show seeks volunteers to help through Apr. 20. Proceeds from the exhibit benefit Habitat for Humanity. Email to volunteer. Visit website for more information. rachel.jordan213@gmail.com, www.myathensis.com BikeAthens Bike Recycling Program (BikeAthens) BikeAthens seeks volunteers to recondition bikes for Athenians underserved by private and public transportation. No tools or experience needed. First-time volunteers begin with a commitment of 10 hours, or four work sessions, and should come on a Wednesday for an orientation session. Mondays & Wednesdays, 6–8:30 p.m. & Sundays, 2–4:30 p.m. Women’s night, Tuesdays, 6–8:30 p.m. www.bikeathens.com Donate Blood Give the gift of blood! Check website for donor locations. 1-800-RED CROSS, www.redcrossblood.org Free IT Volunteer Opportunities (Free IT Athens, Athens, GA) Volunteers wanted for help with computer instruction and repair. Free IT Athens provides technology resources to Athens residents and organizations. www.freeitathens.org Twilight Volunteers (Athens, GA) Volunteers needed for set-up, take-down and consessions during the annual Twilight Criterium race, Apr. 26 & 27. www.handsonnortheastgeorgia.com/twilight-habitat Volunteers Needed (Homestead Hospice) Help patients and their families living with terminal illness.

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ACC Summer Camps (Athens, GA) Registration for ACC summer camps is open. Camps include zoo camps, sports camps, theater camps, art camps and more. Visit website for complete schedule. 706-613-3616, www.athensclarkecounty.com/camps

Arts in the Afternoon (East Athens Community Center) Afterschool program teaches arts and crafts and allows children to create original artwork. Ages 6–15.

Mondays and Wednesdays, 3:30– 5:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3593 Fantastic Fridays (Bishop Park, Gym) Various obstacle courses and activities for ages 10 months–4 years and their parents. Call to register. 10–11:30 a.m. $5.

706-613-3589 Kids’ Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Mama/Papa & Me craft class for ages 1–3 (Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. & Saturdays, 10 a.m.), Craft Club for ages 6–10 (Wednesdays, 4 p.m.) and ages 3–5 (Thursdays, 4 p.m.) and Family Crafterdays (Saturdays, 11 a.m.). $10/class, $30/4 classes. 706-8508226, www.treehousekidandcraft. com New Mamas & Babies Group (Arrow) Meet other new parents and their pre-crawling little ones.

Caregivers Jean Anderson and Rebecca Espana host. Thursdays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5, $30 (8 visits). www.ourarrow.com Pop-In Playtime (Pump It Up) Children ages 11 & under can bounce around and have a jumping good time. Wednesdays, 3:30-5:30 p.m. $3 (ages 2 & under), $6 (ages 2 & up). 706-613-5676 Spanish Lessons for Tots (Arrow) Spanish lessons with music, dancing and fun surprises led by Sarah Ehlers. For ages 2.5–4 years old. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.–12 p.m. $10. ourarrow@gmail.com Summer Camps (Good Dirt) Summer camps in beginners’ pottery begin May 20 for ages 4–6, 7–10 and 11–18. Visit website to register. www.gooddirt.net Summer Theater Camps (Athens Little Playhouse) Camps focusing on improvisation, games and problem solving. Multiple week-long sessions available. www. athenslittleplayhouse.net Treehouse Summer Camps (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Space camp, collage & creative writing, natural crafting, woodland fairy themed, sewing, folk art, superherothemed, photography, puppetry, fiber & textiles and DIY crafts. Check website for dates, costs and age requirements. www.treehousekidand craft.com UGA Summer Camps (Athens, GA) UGA offers summer camps for kids ages 3–18 that include day camps and overnight stays. Camps

include many athletic and academic options, as well as art, nature and computer camps. Visit websites for more information. www.georgia center.uga.edu, www.georgiadogs. com, www.fanning.uga.edu, www. terry.uga.edu, www.summercamp. uga.edu, www.botgarden.uga.edu, www.students.caes.uga.edu, www. georgiamuseum.com Yoga Sprouts Family Yoga (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) For children ages 2 & older with an adult. Sundays. 1–1:45 p.m. $60. yogasprouts@gmail.com, www. athensfivepointsyoga.com

SUPPORT Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.com Chronic Illness Support Group (Oasis Counseling Center) Six-week group meetings for individuals dealing with fibromyalgia, arthritis, lupus, cancer, severe injuries and other chronic medical conditions. Call to reserve spot.

Every Wednesday, 1:30–3 p.m. through Apr. 10. $15/session. 706543-3522, info@oasiscounseling center.com Domestic Violence Support Group (Athens, GA) Support, healing and dinner for survivors of domestic violence. Tuesdays, 6–8 p.m., in Clarke County. First and Third Mondays, 6:30–8 p.m., in Madison County. Childcare provided. 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 Emotional Abuse Support Group (Athens, GA) Demeaning behavior and hateful words can be just as harmful as punches and kicks. Childcare provided. Call for location. Every Wednesday. 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771.

Emotions Anonymous (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program open to anyone with a desire to become well emotionally. Sundays, 4–5 p.m.

706-202-7463, www.emotions anonymous.org Women’s Empowerment Group (Oasis Counseling Center) A small therapeutic group for women to work on vulnerability, setting boundaries, assertiveness, self-care and more. Call to reserve spot. Every Wednesday through Apr. 10, 5:30–7 p.m. $15/session. 706-543-3522

ON THE STREET 24 Hour-ish Scavenger Hunt (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Film teams receive a prop, piece of dialogue and a secret third requirement at 12 p.m. on Apr. 21. They then have 24 hours to create a short film under 7 minutes. Cash prizes. Register by Apr. 18. Films screened on Apr. 26.

24hourish@gmail.com, www.face book.com/24HourishFilm 5th Annual Antebellum Trail Pilgrimage A wide array of heritage events, tours and attractions providing a window into 19th-century Georgia homes and lifestyles. The 100-mile trail spans between Athens, Watkinsville, Madison, Eatonton, Milledgeville, Gray/Old Clinton and Macon. Apr. 18â&#x20AC;&#x201C;21. $25. www.atpilgrimage.com 8th Annual Sprockets Music Video Competition (Athens, GA) Film Athens is currently selecting music video submissions.

Selected videos will be screened at the Flagpole Music Awards Show in June. Visit website for entry form. Deadline Apr. 15. $25â&#x20AC;&#x201C;35.

sprockets@filmathens.net, www. filmathens.net AthFest Filmfest Call for Entries (CinĂŠ BarcafĂŠ) The AthFest Film Committee is accepting submissions for original short films to be screened as part of a local indie showcase during AthFest.

Entries must be 20 minutes long or less and must be produced in Georgia or by a Georgian. Submit

by May 1. Visit website for details. www.athfest.com/music-festival/film AthHalf Registration Open Registration is now open and continues until Oct. 18, with discounts for early registration. Race, Oct. 20, 7:30 a.m. info@athhalf.com, www.athhalf.com Athens Game Jam (UGA CAGT) Teams or individuals can sign up to develop a video game in 48 hours for prizes. Register online. May 17, 5:30 p.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;May 19, 5:30 p.m. www.athensgamejam.com Athens Human Rights Fest Battle of the Bands (Nuçiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Space) The music act with the most votes or selected as the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Judgeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pickâ&#x20AC;? will receive a spot to play at the festival. Battle of the Bands

ART AROUND TOWN A LA FERA (2440 W. Broad St.) Artwork by Cap Man. Through April.

AMICIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S (233 E. Clayton St.) Live music photography. Through April.

ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings

by Mary Porter, Christine Shockley, Dortha Jacobson, Lana Mitchell, John Gholson, Greg Benson and Ainhoa Bilbao Canup. Art quilts by Elizabeth Barton and handmade jewelry by various artists.

ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass.

ARTINIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Virtual Landscapes,â&#x20AC;? by Brian Macbeth, are iridescent paintings influenced by cosplay, street art and graphics imaging.

ATHENA JEWELERS (228 E. Clayton St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Reality Remixed Collection,â&#x20AC;? photography by Bob Brussack.

ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) In the Myerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gallery, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Color & Clay: Art in Harmonyâ&#x20AC;? includes works by painter Charles Warnock and ceramist/photographer Cindy Lou Farley. Through Apr. 17. â&#x20AC;˘ â&#x20AC;&#x153;Adornmentâ&#x20AC;? includes jewelry and metalworks by Barbara Allen, Kay Gray and Sylvia Dawe. Through Apr. 17.

ATHENS FORD (4260 Atlanta Hwy., Bogart) Works by Larry Forte, Holly Brown, Dana Johns and Claire Clements.

ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Workedâ&#x20AC;? explores the labor required to create art. Pieces by Lauren Adams, Elizabeth Barton, Laura Tanner Graham, David Ross Harper, Scott Ingram, Ted Kuhn, Maria Lux and Leslie Snipes. Through May 12.

THE BRANDED BUTCHER (225 N. Lumpkin St.) Paintings and drawings by Sanithna Phansavanh.

BROAD STREET COFFEE (1660 W. Broad St.) Still life oil paintings by Kim Shockley-Karelson.

CINĂ&#x2030; BARCAFĂ&#x2030; (234 W. Hancock Ave.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Last Party,â&#x20AC;? photos by Mike Landers. Through Apr. 16.

THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Here & Thereâ&#x20AC;? includes photography by Thom Houser, Michael Marshall, Jim Fiscus and Chris Bilheimer, Rinne Allen, Michael Lachowski and Michael Oliveri. â&#x20AC;˘ â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inhabitâ&#x20AC;? features paintings by Jennifer Hartley, Hooper Turner, Claire Dunphy and Art Rosenbaum.

EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Paintings by Jamie Calkin. Through April.

ECO*ART*LAB (297 Prince Ave.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Climate Change: Conveying Realitiesâ&#x20AC;? includes works by over 20 visual, sound and video artists from across the country. Through Apr. 27.

FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 16 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics and fine furniture. Permanent collection artists include John Cleaveland, Leigh Ellis, Matt Alston, Michael Pierce and more. â&#x20AC;˘ In the lower gallery, cartoonish paintings by Dan Smith. Through April.

FLASHBACK GAMES (162 W. Clayton St.) An exhibit of over 40 video game inspired works by local artists.

FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by Erin Boydstun. Through April.

GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;The World All Aroundâ&#x20AC;? includes works by Michael Marshall, Jim Fiscus and Chris Bilheimer, Meg Aubrey, Alex Murawski, Robert Walden, Dayna Thacker, Adriane Colburn, Justin Plaskas and Michael Oliveri. â&#x20AC;˘ In the GlassCube, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Landscape for the Night,â&#x20AC;? an installation by Martijn van Wagtendonk.

GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;From Savanna to Savannah: African Art from the Collection of Don Kole. Through Apr. 14. â&#x20AC;˘ â&#x20AC;&#x153;Americans in Italy.â&#x20AC;? Through Apr. 21. â&#x20AC;˘ â&#x20AC;&#x153;Master of Fine Arts Degree Candidates Exhibition.â&#x20AC;? Through Apr. 22. â&#x20AC;˘ â&#x20AC;&#x153;Defiant Beauty: The Work of Chakaia Bookerâ&#x20AC;? consists of large-scale sculptures created from tires. Through Apr. 30. â&#x20AC;˘ â&#x20AC;&#x153;William H. Johnson: An American Modern.â&#x20AC;? Through May 12.

will be held Apr. 27, 6 p.m. ahrf. battleofthebands@gmail.com, www. athenshumanrightsfest.org Board Members (Morton Theatre) The Morton Theatre Corporation is currently seeking qualified candidates for 3-year volunteer board positions beginning in July.

Meetings every third Tuesday of the month. Deadline Apr. 12. Visit www. mortontheatre.com for application.

Call for Volunteers (Downtown Greensboro, GA) The 15th annual Southland Jubilee seeks volunteers to help with set up and breakdown, decorating, information and more on Apr. 20. 706-453-7674, kendrickharris@greensboroga.gov, www.southlandjubliee.com Compost Sale (ACC Landfill) Start a flowerbed or replenish the soils in your yard. May 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;11, 8 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 p.m. $6/cubic yard. www.athensclarke county.com Edible Book Contest (ACC Library) As part of its 100th birthday celebration, the library hosts a competition in which contestants make edible creations based on fictional or non-fictional characters. Prizes awarded. Submit entry form by Apr.

6. Juding takes place on Apr. 13, 1 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 Food Bank of Northeast Georgia Contest(Online) Residents can vote online for the Food Bank of Northeast Georgia in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fighting Hunger Together,â&#x20AC;? a campaign between child hunger prevention organizations until Apr. 30. The winner receives a grant from Walmart. www.facebook.com/ walmart Monthly Fishing Contest (Sandy Creek Park) Aprilâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contest at Lake Chapman is â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Largest Bass.â&#x20AC;? Open to all age groups.

Check website for contest rules. $2 (park admission fee). www.athens clarkecounty.com/sandycreekpark Tax Preparation Help (Multiple Locations) Free federal and tax preparation and e-filing offered by AARP Tax-Aide Program. Bring 2012 tax documents, supporting info and a copy of a 2011 tax return. Through Apr. 14. Monday, 1â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4:30 p.m. at Oconee Co. Library. Wednesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 9 am.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1 p.m. at Epps Bridge Pkwy. Kroger. Tuesday, 11 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;2 p.m. at Oglethorpe Library.

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THE GLOBE (199 N Lumpkin St.) Artwork by Matty Goldstein and Graham Bradford. Through April.

THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Artwork by children attending Barrow Elementary School.

HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) Photographs by six-year-old Carmen Tong. Through May. HENDERSHOTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COFFEE BAR (1560 Oglethorpe Ave.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mixed Messages,â&#x20AC;? images by Bob Brussack and Caoimhe Nace.

HIGHWIRE LOUNGE (269 N. Hull St.) Art by Tess Strickland. Through Apr. 16.

IRIS PLACE (755 Epps Bridge Pkwy.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pets are People, Too,â&#x20AC;? pet related artwork and photo portraits, is an exhibit benefiting the Athens Area Humane Society. Through April.

JITTERY JOEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ALPS (1480 Baxter St.) Paintings by Lucy Calhoun.

JITTERY JOEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DOWNTOWN (297 E. Broad St.) Artwork by Matty Goldstein and Graham Bradford. Through April.

JITTERY JOEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FIVE POINTS (1230 S. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Sarah Cook. Through April.

KRIMSON KAFE (40 Greensboro Hwy., Watkinsville) Paintings by Sandy Ellis. Through April.

LAMAR DODD SCHOOL OF ART (270 River Rd.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Painting Fellow Exhibition,â&#x20AC;? featuring works by Nathan Sapio. â&#x20AC;˘ BFA/MS Science and Medical Illustration Juried Exhibition. â&#x20AC;˘ The BFA exit show â&#x20AC;&#x153;F is for Stopâ&#x20AC;? features fine art photography by a dozen graduating seniors. Opening reception Apr. 12.

LOFT GALLERY AT CHOPS & HOPS (2 S. Main St., Watkinsville) Quilts, paintings, pottery, sculpture and more by various artists. Through April.

LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Period Decorative Arts Collection (1840â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1890)â&#x20AC;? includes artifacts related to the historic house. â&#x20AC;˘ The 38th Juried Exhibition features 185 pieces by local artists selected by juror Mark Sloan. Through May 4.

MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 Hwy. 98 W., Danielsville) Handmade cornhusk dolls by Beth Kelly Zorbanos. Through April.

MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) Thomas Gonzalezâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s illustrations from â&#x20AC;&#x153;14 Cows for America,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The House on Dirty Thirdâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ghandi: March to the Sea.â&#x20AC;? Reception Apr. 12. Through July 28.

OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) Watercolor paintings by Radha Murthy, Cindy Malota and Judith DeJoy. Through April.

OCONEE CULTURAL ARTS FOUNDATION (OCAF) (34 School St., Watkinsville) In the Main Gallery, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Southworks: 18th Annual National Juried Exhibition.â&#x20AC;? In the Members Gallery, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ghosts in the Field,â&#x20AC;? a showcase of works by James Emmette Neel. Opening reception Apr. 12. Through May 17.

PERK AVENUE (111 W. Jefferson St., Madison) â&#x20AC;&#x153;France: City and Country,â&#x20AC;? photography by Livy Scholly. Opening reception Apr. 11. Through July.

SEWCIAL STUDIO (160 Tracy St.) Hand-dyed art quilts by Anita Heady and rust and over-dyed fabric on canvas by Bill Heady.

TECH STOP COMPUTERS (390 Atlanta Hwy.) Abstract expressionist acrylic paintings by Frances Jemini. Through June.

TOWN 220 (220 W. Washington St., Madison) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Earthly Abstractionâ&#x20AC;? features works using natural materials by Jack Kehoe, Kipley Meyer, Brian Rust and Dwight Smith. Through Apr. 28.

THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH GEORGIA OCONEE CAMPUS (1201 Bishop Farms Pkwy, Watkinsville) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Graduating Art Students & Scholarship Awards Exhibit.â&#x20AC;? Through Apr. 26.

UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST FELLOWSHIP OF ATHENS (780 Timothy Rd.) Oil paintings by Dortha Jacobson. Through May. WALKERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COFFEE AND PUB (128 College Ave.) Artwork by Cricket Burwell. Through April.

WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter. Through April.

THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 Hull St.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Motherboardâ&#x20AC;? by Frances Jemini is a large mixed-media piece constructed from mosaic-cut museum-board tiles layered with sheet vinyl. Through April.

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Matters Of The Heart And Loins Short version: My husband gets on my nerves. Longer version: I love him to death. I have been with him nearly a decade, and even though Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m mad at him a lot, I always find myself calling him when weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re apartâ&#x20AC;Ś BUT... I just feel like he isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pulling his weight, and he expects me to pick up all the slack.

He puts his own hobbies before houseworkâ&#x20AC;Ś He doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t clean up after himselfâ&#x20AC;Ś He spends his money on his hobbies and such instead of his part of the bills. We split our bills down the middle, and it seems to work better than when we shared an account and he would spend all our money. I will say he pays me his half, but it takes FOREVERâ&#x20AC;Ś He ends up paying one monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bills all off around the first or second week of the NEXT month, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m the one who has to cover his half until he pays.

I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be so upset about it if I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t constantly see him blow his money on beer and his other hobbies and stuff; it makes me feel used. Hell, the end of last year he was only working 20 hours a week and didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to get more hours, so I had to take on TWO fulltime jobs, working over 100 hours a week, just to pick up all the extra slack, and still had to do my half of the chores. He also claims that the house is clean enough â&#x20AC;&#x153;for his standardsâ&#x20AC;? and that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my fault that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m upset, and I need to â&#x20AC;&#x153;relax.â&#x20AC;? I was raised that dishes were done each night and laundry didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pile up on the bed days at a time.

He doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t agree, and brings up the fact that our other friendsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; houses are much messier than ours. Though that is true, I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to lower my standards. Seriously, is doing about 15â&#x20AC;&#x201C;30 minutes of chores a day too much to ask?

I guess what Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m asking is: Am I really a control freak that is dooming our marriage with unreal expectations? If not, is there any way to make him see how important it is to pay bills on time and clean the house? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m at my witâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end, and whenever he is in my presence, I resent him and have to hold back from knocking him over the head with a blunt objectâ&#x20AC;Ś Tidy, Controlling, Money-Managing Wife Of course, you miss him when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re away.

When youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re somewhere else, you get to deal with his voice and his personality, without all of his shit habits and selfish behavior. So, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been putting up with this for almost 10 years, and yet you are writing to me about whether or not you are â&#x20AC;&#x153;doomingâ&#x20AC;? your marriage? Wow. The thing is, no matter how much you complain, you still do whatever needs to be done to get the bills paid and the chores done, and he still does whatever he wants. If there are no consequences for him, then he has no incentive to change.

Yâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;all need to have a serious â&#x20AC;&#x153;come to Jesusâ&#x20AC;? about this straightaway. Tell him you really need him to change or you are going to leave. Now, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not suggesting that he should do a complete 180, but meeting somewhere in the middle is a good start. Maybe he can pay all of his bills by a certain day of each month?

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I met a person last year. At first, things seemed good, with amazing words exchanged and a connection. Embarrassingly, I started to believe I loved them. We also live many hours apart. I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel it was a problem and they seemed not to, either. I liked having my space.

But then something changed, and they started acting cold, almost mean towards me. They were unwilling to explain what caused this, while still encouraging me to continue on as I have: expressing my affection for them, setting aside time for them, even though it only resulted in them â&#x20AC;&#x153;forgettingâ&#x20AC;? or â&#x20AC;&#x153;being too busyâ&#x20AC;? and so on.

I was rather sick for a few weeks, and they expressed concern, but when I explained I was still sick, they just disappeared without offering any compassion, just stating they became busy with other things. I then came to find that they had begun a relationship with a person who lives in their direct area. But they chose to not say anything to me about this and continued to say that I was not giving them time to explain what created this change.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m between really heartbroken and angry. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m surprised. I already knew they were a questionable person: they did tell me of previous experiences that I would define as them sexually exploiting and manipulating other persons, that they downplay as being a small, petty, social misunderstanding, and their friends and social community also just let that slide, as well. But I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take that opportunity to distance myself when they told me of that, or point out what I thought of their actions, so thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why I shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be surprised.

I know that I have a long history of making bad relationship choices; this is not any different. But is it only weakness and insecurity to still want to be with this person? Well, I guess that is â&#x20AC;&#x153;yes.â&#x20AC;? Is it hoping for too much to want them to at admit to me what they had done and be accountable for their actions? Maybe that is. How do I do stop being that person who ends up in these types of relationships?

Anonymous Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve answered most of your own questions here, Anonymous. The only one left is how to stop. All I can say about that is that you need to start thinking in terms of selfpreservation. Do you hate yourself? Do you feel that you deserve to be treated like this?

If so, then get some counseling and figure out why you feel this way and try to get better.

Is this just a matter of physical attraction overcoming your better judgment? Then think about how you would react to this person if you were only seeking friendship. You wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to be friends with a person who treated others poorly would you? Well, then you certainly shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be sleeping with them.

Maybe thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the rule? Friends first. Or how about: Would you let this person date your best friend? One way or another, you have to hold potential partners to a higher standard.

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