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Hometown Advantage Sonny Thurmond and I have been friends since before we started school together at Greensboro (GA) Elementary, though there is photographic evidence that he excluded me from his second birthday party, a slight I have since forgiven. Sonny has always been an avid sports fan and an athlete who made up in determination and desire for whatever he lacked in natural ability—the sports personification of the biblical parable of the talents. When we had lunch the other day, he produced shot charts from our championship basketball season when we were juniors in high school. It is interesting to see a game reduced to how many shots each player took, where they shot from and how many they made. Our star, Roger Glass, took the most. My playing strategy acknowledged that Roger was a much better shot than I was and was closer to the basket, so a pass to him was better than a shot by me. It just doesn’t show up in the charts. One thing striking about that season record is the high schools we played against. They included Union Point, Tignall, Crawfordville, Social Circle and Loganville (whom we beat in the regional finals right after they stomped us in the sub-region) Those were high schools too small even to field a football team, so they just concentrated on basketball and always had good teams. They also had a presence in their towns, a focal point for community activities and civic pride. And the students who attended them went to school surrounded by a network of people who knew them and knew their families. What happened at school stayed in the village. All that was already changing, even as were rebounding against Loganville to win the region and going on to Macon to get trounced in the state tournament. Educational philosophy had embraced the concept that bigger is better, and all over Georgia school consolidation was the new ticket to improved facilities that could offer more courses in enhanced surroundings to more students than the little podunk high schools. So, students started riding the bus great distances, out of their known communities to the new frontier of the consolidated school in the county seat, where few people knew their mamma and daddy. They no longer played ball before the hometown crowd, and the hometown lost its center and began the decline from town back toward crossroads. By the time integration finally got to Georgia high schools, it happened away from the local communities, among strangers. So, the sports teams, like the facilities, grew bigger and better, though fewer students got to play, and the spectators had to drive greater distances to watch kids they didn’t know. What is the value of community, of interacting with local people in our daily rounds—local people who have a stake in what they’re doing, who are working in a local business, perhaps owning it, rather than punching a time card for the local iteration of yet another multinational corporation whose managers never knew our mammas and daddies? What would it do to Athens-Clarke County if a new wave of school consolidation closed our high schools and bused our students to Gwinnett County? What is the loss of our local businesses doing to our community? As more and more chain food vendors flood our economy, local restaurants go under. The same with movie theaters, drug stores, grocery stores, hardware stores, clothing and shoe stores, The chains don’t advertise in locally owned newspapers, so eventually, Flagpole could go under, too. Am I crazy? Is it just my imagination that the pizza is better at Ted’s and Transmet and the movies at CinÊ? Is it old-fashioned to appreciate the fact that you can make a suggestion directly to the owner at Big City Bread or Crazy Ray’s Car Wash? I’m not saying buy local because you ought to; I’m saying that local is so much better it’s a slam-dunk. Pete McCommons editor@flagpole.com

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based on community feedback. We can force them to make it even better, because they’re certainly not going to do it on their own. Of course, if the county commission turns Selig down in the end, the company can go ahead and build the development with the ground-floor commercial space and just take the hit if it sits vacant. Selig was also going to seek permission to build a retaining wall along East Broad Street that doesn’t have the number of windows required by ACC’s downtown design guidelines, but planners have decided the company doesn’t need their permission, removing another leverage point for citizens. The Planning Department’s staff report wasn’t available at press time, but it should be posted at Flagpole.com by the time you read this. Selig is playing by the rules the community has set, but maybe it’s time to start thinking about changing the game. Huge blank walls and massive parking decks like those in Selig’s plan and at The Standard under construction

The time has come, Athens. The latest iteration is a big improvement After nearly two years, we’re finally getover the original design, addressing three ting the public hearing we wanted on Selig major complaints. A real street, not a glorified Enterprises’ development at the Armstrong & driveway, will run through the development, Dobbs property near the intersection of East connecting the Multimodal Center to Oconee Broad and Oconee streets. It’s too bad not Street and the University of Georgia campus. many people seem to be paying attention The project doesn’t turn its back on the greenanymore. way, and the big box is less than half the size When rumors of Selig’s plans began to leak it was. in 2011, downtown merchants freaked out However, it’s not perfect. With two hidbecause the anchor tenant was supposed to den parking decks and about 1,400 spaces, be a killing 90,000 square foot Walmart. There it’s an auto-centric development. Selig clearly were rallies and a Patterson Hood protest song expects most tenants and shoppers to drive, and a “buy local” sign in just about every even though the point of living downtown is window. The Main Street killing low-cost leader later backed out (if it was ever interested in the first place), and the furor died down. Selig fired its architect, scaled back the big box (now rumored to be an L.A. Fitness gym) and made other changes, releasing a new set of plans right before Christmas. Athens yawned. Those plans were officially filed last month, and at 7 p.m. Thursday, June 6, in the Dougherty Street Governmental Building, the Athens-Clarke County Planning Commission will consider Selig’s request for ground-floor residential in part of the development. Along with a subsequent ACC Commission meeting Tuesday, July 2—assuming the planning commission issues a recommendation this month—this will be Athens residents’ sole opportunity to influence a massive development that will dwarf every building in the city except Sanford Stadium, a virtual second downtown, catty-corner to the original. ACC’s zoning code requires commercial Have fun looking at this ginormous retaining wall for the rest of your life. space on the ground floor of residential buildings. That rule is, development by development, slowly helping to shape Athens to not need a car, the bus station is across the at the corner of North Avenue and Thomas into a New Urban community where everything street, and downtown already has four parkStreet aren’t the way most people want is within walking distance, rather than forcing ing decks. The development could stand to be downtown to grow. Yet they’re allowed, no people to get into their cars to go to work or further opened up and better integrated into questions asked. Hundreds of “luxury” student shop. the rest of downtown. More shops, rather than apartments? Go for it. In fact, under the law, Developers usually hate the rule and are apartments, on the greenway would make it Selig could have built 1,400. Not that there’s constantly trying to get out of it. Apartments even more walkable. anything inherently wrong with students livare easier to lease and more profitable than The planning commission will focus solely ing downtown—ideally, they’ll drive less and commercial space. If it were up to them, they’d on the question of whether Selig should get spend more money at local businesses—but build nothing but student apartments. Selig an exception to the ground-floor-commercial would someone please build something, anyeven had to add more apartments (from 200 to rule. If an exception is made, maybe we can thing else? As long as bankers and developers 375) and decide to market them to students in extract other concessions from the company. think that’s what’s most profitable, no, they order to finance the $80 million project. They’ve already improved the design once, won’t, and we have no way to force them.

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Anyway, yeah, it’s summertime, and you’d rather be barbecuing or sitting by the pool, cold beer in hand, than cooped up indoors at some boring meeting. So would I. But after all the hue and cry about this development, don’t let this opportunity slip past. Then, let’s take another look at downtown zoning and design guidelines, because they don’t seem to be doing the trick. Downtown Grocery Store: A law skillfully ushered through the legislature by Athens’ local delegation earlier this year allows cities to lift a state ban on retail beer and wine sales within 100 yards of college campuses. At press time, the ACC Commission was poised to do just that at its Tuesday, June 4 meeting. Because of downtown Athens’ proximity to UGA, that ban was a major stumbling block for a downtown grocery store, and now it might be possible to lure one to the mixed-use development proposed for the SunTrust property on Broad and Hull streets. RIP: Athens lost two people last week who devoted much of their lives to making our community a better place: Evelyn Neely and James Garland. Neely died Monday, May 27 at the age of 88. The soft-spoken but outspoken “mayor of East Athens,” along with sisters-in-arms Jessie Barnett, Miriam Moore and Virginia Walker, spent 40 years transforming her neighborhood. In the late 1960s and early ‘70s, the federal Urban Renewal and Model Cities programs pumped millions of dollars into crumbling and neglected urban areas nationwide. Neely and her compatriots organized East Athens and got that money directed where they wanted it—into affordable housing, cleaning up blighted neighborhoods, running water, sewer lines, paved roads, education and health care. She was instrumental in creating the Athens Neighborhood Health Center, made sure integration in Clarke County schools went smoothly, was the first black woman to serve on the Clarke County School Board and also served in leadership positions with numerous other civic organizations and her church, East Friendship Baptist. Garland was on the other end of the political spectrum but no less respected. The libertarian activist, columnist and two-time Athens-Clarke Commission candidate had a fatal stroke Wednesday, May 29 at the almost unfathomably young age of 50. James’ disposition is unfortunately rare these days. He had unshakable convictions, yet was always rational, respectful and willing to listen to the other side. He’ll be missed, as will his intelligent and detailed critiques of the local government. Blake Aued news@flagpole.com

capitol impact The Future of Georgia Democrats If you’re still a Georgia Democrat, there are reasons to feel optimistic about the future. The state’s changing demographic mix would normally bode well for the party, as the percentage of white voters has dropped below 60 percent and the numbers of black and Latino voters who are more likely to vote for a Democrat continue to grow. There is a substantial base of Democratic support in this conservative, Republican-leaning state. Barack Obama drew 47 percent of Georgia’s vote in 2008 and nearly 46 percent in 2012. The other indicators are not so encouraging. Republicans occupy the governor’s mansion and hold every statewide office, as well as two-thirds of the seats in the General Assembly and the congressional delegation. For the major races on next year’s election ballot, strong Republican candidates are already lining up to run. The Democratic bench is much thinner. The state Democratic Party has also been split by squabbling, with Chairman Mike Berlon at one point threatening to file libel suits against those who blogged about the police record of a party official. The party’s executive director resigned and was not replaced on a full-time basis. Athens attorney Russell Edwards resigned as the party’s treasurer. The party’s communications director left to start his own consulting firm. The most recent financial reports filed with the Federal Election Commission show that Georgia Democrats have just about hit the bottom. The party said it had only $30,734 cash on hand, while the Republican Party had $631,960 in its coffers, a 21-1 advantage. The state Supreme Court recently approved a reprimand of Berlon, a Gwinnett County attorney, to settle a complaint of unprofessional conduct. Berlon has also been accused by legal clients of mishandling their cases or their money. Those kinds of allegations might make prominent contributors more reluctant to

give money to the party. “If you’ve been accused of taking $900,000 from a client, why would any contributor trust you with their money?� asked David Worley, a former chairman of the state party. Worley called on Berlon to resign as party chairman, a call that was also taken up by Atlanta Mayor Kasim Reed. Berlon issued a statement last week that he was “prepared to step down� as from his position. “My goal is, and always has been, to unify Georgia Democrats,� Berlon said. “We have an important U.S. Senate race in 2014 and our focus should be on winning that seat and others.� The state party’s executive committee could meet this week to discuss Berlon’s resignation and replace him until a new chairman can be elected. This may all sound like inside baseball, relevant only to the small percentage of the population that gets involved in running a political party, but all Georgians have a stake in this. Politically speaking, it’s healthier for a state to have two parties that compete for control of government. A viable opposition party can keep an eye on what the other side is doing and blow the whistle if it thinks taxpayers’ money is being misused. The minority party can also be a source of new ideas that might be disregarded for ideological reasons. Georgia has never really had this kind of competitive, two-party system. For more than a century, Democrats ruled the state and could ignore GOP complaints; for the past decade, Republicans have held that same iron grip on power and have brushed aside any criticisms of their activities. Regardless of which party you prefer, you are better off when there are two of them fighting against each other. Each party serves as a watchdog on the opposition and helps keep them honest. That’s not a bad thing.

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Bethel’s Being Left Behind Could This Ever Be Safe, Affordable Housing?

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and Urban Development’s Atlanta office, says Bethel’s management applied for and received a 1.4 percent increase in rental rates in November 2012. In addition, per Section 8 voucher requirements, there is a HUD utility allowance for each apartment ranging from $143–$255. Keeping the need for low-income housing in mind, the Rev. James Lawson of Greater Bethel AME Church, who also serves as president of the Bethel Homes Redevelopment Partnership, says there is room in the future for improvements. “I see Bethel as playing a major role as far as employees are concerned,” he says. “We see the housing community there as an opportunity to coexist with businesses and possibly, possibly, add some businesses on site… We have been working on getting the crime down and beautifying it and having an additional playground… in the not-too-distant future.” Lawson also says Bethel is working with an H.J. Russellowned security company to evaluate the property and deter-

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some, it’s a first step to a better life. For others, it’s an enigma. But one thing can’t be denied: The low-income apartment complex Bethel Midtown Village is quickly being surrounded by high-priced student housing, modern architecture and a growing city that will soon have a master plan for downtown development. Yet a land-use covenant and an out-of-town property management company continue to keep this 1960s enclave from moving forward with the rest of downtown Athens. “While the city is improving around us, if we improve too—they put the (fence) up, but it’s declined a lot over the years—I would like to see the property be renovated again,” says Marissa Joyner, president of the residents’ association, who has lived in Bethel for eight years. “What they’re doing over at Pauldoe would be really beneficial, to keep it for lowincome families.” Pauldoe, or the Athens Housing Authority public housing complex off Hawthorne Avenue officially known as Jack R. Wells Homes, will soon be converted into a new mixed-income community as part of a public-private partnership. But unlike Jack R. Wells, which is owned by a government entity, Bethel is owned by the Bethel Homes Redevelopment Partnership, a for-profit limited partnership, according to the Georgia Secretary of State’s office, with an Atlanta address it shares with the property management company H.J. Russell. While Bethel’s ownership includes ties to Athens’ Greater Bethel AME Church—the church’s former pastor, the Rev. Frank Maddox, developed the property with the church nearly 50 years ago—Bethel Midtown Village is one of dozens of low-income properties managed by subsidiaries of H.J. Russell, which incorporates federal and state low-income housing tax credits, lowinterest bonds and Section 8 vouchers into its business model. H.J. Russell did not return Flagpole’s repeated requests for comment.

low-income tenants, also states that businesses cannot be located on the property. There also is the question of how much H.J. Russell wants change. Accepting Section 8 vouchers allows a steady stream of government-backed minimum rent payments each month. The property also is eligible for low-interest bonds and a 4 percent tax credit, all in exchange for providing low-income housing. H.J. Russell took out a $5.9 million low-interest bond through the Athens Housing Authority in 2001 and repaid it as of December 2012. H.J. Russell also received an additional HUD loan for the property in 2001 for nearly $3 million for improvements to the property. Then there are tax credits, which are sold often to Fortune 500 companies for 80 cents on the dollar, according to Fenice Taylor, an analyst with the state Department of Community Affairs who oversees low-income housing tax credits. In Bethel’s case, Taylor says, as long as the property complies with the standards set in the property’s covenant, the owner can receive the tax credits along with Section 8 vouchers and low-interest bonds. “The bond is the debt financing; low-income housing tax credits were sold to investors, and their investment is in the form of equity,” she says. By selling the tax credits, Taylor says, the investing company “gets one dollar of credits and they will pay 80 cents on the project.” Georgia matches federal tax credits. Lawson says his church, which has a stake in the ownership of the property, does not see any money from the sale of tax credits, and he wasn’t aware of the opportunity to sell them.

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At a recent meeting of the Bethel Stakeholders Committee—a group of residents, property managers, school district employees, social workers and others in the community who want to see Bethel stay on a positive track—many of the problems brought up by residents and others led back to the property manBethel is a key component as downtown Athens agement. Representatives from the Athens Housing moves forward, says Jack Crowley, the University of Authority-owned Nellie B neighborhood spoke about Georgia College of Environment and Design profesways they have worked with AHA to keep the neighborsor leading a team that is creating a master plan hood clean, encourage residents to take pride in their for downtown. Affordable housing is essential as apartments and keep moving forward with their lives. multimillion-dollar apartment complexes spring up That community holds weekly meetings to help with along the eastern fringe of downtown, charging $600 job searches and other community service initiatives. per bedroom for apartments that come with amenities “We said we wanted a change—we wanted a clean, like pools, cafes and gyms. Pulaski Street has seen an quiet, safe neighborhood—and we got that,” says uptick in new development, mixing modern architecNellie B resident Reita Hannah. “It’s up to the resiture with historic homes. Now that blue laws standdents to make the change you want to have.” ing in the way of a downtown grocery store are gone, Lawson notes that crime has dropped in the neighoptions for downtown living will open up even more. borhood, and when there is trouble, often the people But affordable housing, like what Bethel provides, causing it aren’t residents. But he also noted the is an essential part of the equation. importance of the management to enforce the rules. If Quabarion Brightwell (left) and Tra’aya Lawrence at the Bethel Midtown Village playground. “Ironically, one of the challenges for the downtown a resident violates them, terminate the lease, he says. plan is the provision of a diverse housing stock both in demoOvita Thornton, a Clarke County School Board member who mine if any additional security features should be put in place, graphics and in affordability,” says Crowley, noting that the such as additional cameras. Joyner and other residents contend is advising the Bethel stakeholders through her work with the perception of crime and Bethel’s location may cause potential Georgia Clients Council, says Bethel now stands at a crossroads. the one-armed gate, installed several years ago along with a developers nearby to shy away. “Management, the Bethel board and the residents of Bethel— perimeter fence to keep crime down, isn’t very cost effective, “As the downtown develops over the next 20 years—and these three stakeholders need to have a serious conversation,” since it’s often broken. While an H.J. Russell representative at it definitely will—development and land prices will climb,” she says. “I think management needs to work out what’s best a recent meeting said the property had received HUD funding he says. “Providing affordable housing, particularly for a large for the future of Bethel.” for additional security, HUD’s Phillips says his department is arts, music and service industry, will require more creativity in And for the time being, the stakeholders are focusing not supplying any additional funding. financial incentives.” small—the playground at Bethel, for example, is small and in “The owner built the additional costs into the property’s Joyner notes that many Bethel residents work low-wage need of an update. Joyner says while there are some residents operating budget,” he says. jobs at the University of Georgia, allowing them the ability to who won’t let their kids play outside, she refuses to subscribe walk to work. But their hourly wages keep them from moving to that level of fear. So, for now, her 3- and 8-year-olds make elsewhere. Another significant percentage of the residents are do on the parched playscape, or the family makes the trek elderly, already living on fixed incomes. across busy College Avenue to Lay Park. Of the 190 apartments in the complex, Bethel’s Residential Despite any efforts to change the property, there is one Joyner says the neighborhood watch program is starting Services Director Christine Burgin says about 90 percent of quiet obstacle that stands in the way: a covenant, tied to back up, and she has organized a summer program for the them are rented at any time. Many of the apartments are the use of the property, states that any changes must first be kids who live there. “The crime over here has dropped; it’s rented with Section 8 vouchers, which let tenants pay based on approved by HUD. According to the document, on file with not going to be world peace, but it’s gotten better,” she says. Athens-Clarke County, the owners of the property “shall not… a percentage of their income, and the vouchers cover the rest. “We’re not asking for every resident to be involved (in the remodel, add to, reconstruct or demolish any part of the mortThis means a one-bedroom apartment rents for no more than neighborhood), but I’d like to see a lot more parents.” gaged property.” The contract, which is part of the original $558, $608 for a two-bedroom and $761 for a three-bedroom. HUD-approved loan given to properties that agree to house Joseph Phillips, spokesman for the U.S. Department of Housing Kristen Morales

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Playing Frogger on Prince Recent Wrecks Show Why It Should Be Safer

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Some cyclists have taken to riding on the sidewalk along Prince Avenue, even though it’s illegal for adults and less safe than riding on the road.

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hree people are riding their bikes on Prince Avenue toward downtown. A car coming the other way sits at the light at Talmadge Drive. The light turns green; the driver turns left. Blinded by the late afternoon sun, he doesn’t see the cyclists. Two dodge him. A third lands on the hood, rolling onto the windshield, and is taken to the hospital with cuts and a concussion. That scenario, which happened late last month, is all too common. As anyone who walks or bikes along Prince Avenue will tell you, crossing Prince or one of its side streets often means taking your life into your own hands. Changes could be coming soon. “Something needs to be done,” ACC Commissioner Mike Hamby says. “Obviously, people need to slow down as they get closer to town. How we achieve that is a question that needs to be answered.” A study of Prince Avenue by the ACC Planning Department doesn’t answer those questions. Released last year, its recommendations focus solely on zoning, to the chagrin of some neighborhood residents who lobbied last month for a look at traffic safety. Then, less than a week later, three people on foot or riding bikes were run over within a five-day time span. Around 5 p.m. Friday, May 24, a 22-yearold University of Georgia student on her bike was hit by a man in a Lincoln who was turning left onto Talmadge Drive. The driver told police that they came out of the shadows, and he never saw them until he hit one. Six hours later, a Sunset Drive man was walking across Oglethorpe Avenue just a block away when the same thing happened. A woman driving an SUV turning left off of Prince hit him; that driver also said she didn’t see the pedestrian, according to police. And Tuesday, May 28, a 16-year-old was pedaling his bike on Prince past Nacoochee Avenue when a car turning right off the side street pulled into his path. “This series of accidents, whether they would have occurred under a different lane configuration, at least shows that we need

to be attentive to safety,” says Commissioner Kelly Girtz. Luckily, none of the three suffered lifethreatening injuries, according to police and a spokesman for Athens Regional Medical Center, where they were taken for treatment. But that isn’t always the case when a human being collides with a 3,000 pound metal object. There have been 20 crashes involving bikes and 18 involving pedestrians on Prince Avenue between Oglethorpe Avenue and Pulaski Street from 2003–2012—the secondmost of any street in Athens behind Lumpkin Street, according to James Barlament, program analyst for the Traffic Safety Research and Evaluation Program at the University of Georgia College of Public Health. Of those, 34 resulted in minor injuries and two in serious injuries; one cyclist died. About three quarters of such accidents are the motorists’ fault, Barlament’s research shows. Drivers turning left or, less commonly, right, at a crosswalk were the cause of most pedestrian crashes. Those involving bikes were split evenly among drivers turning, pulling out of parking spaces and running down bicycles from behind. Bike lanes may not have prevented wrecks like the ones last month. How could such accidents have been avoided? “Driver awareness,” says David Clark, director of the ACC Transportation and Public Works Department. “Those types of accidents are typically very hard to prevent.” Bike lanes can serve to make drivers more aware, as urban planner Jeff Speck pointed out when he touted New York City’s greenpainted bike lanes during a recent lecture in Athens. Not only have bike lanes reduced traffic collisions by 40–50 percent—for cars as well as bikes—but sales tax collections along those routes have spiked, indicating that business is booming, New York City Department of Transportation Commissioner Janette Sadik-

Khan told the National Bike Summit in March. By making cyclists feel safer, bike lanes can also entice more people to pedal, which also increases driver awareness, says BikeAthens Executive Director Tyler Dewey. “There is definitely a safety in numbers effect as the number of cyclists increases in town,” he said at a National Bike Safety Month press conference May 20. Other measures can make streets safer for pedestrians, cyclists and cars alike, such as refuges for people crossing on foot, which also subconsciously signal drivers to slow down and look out. “Prince needs a traffic-separated bike lane, and it needs traffic calming to slow down cars and allow them to see bicyclists,” says Hunter Garrison, a University of Georgia College of Environment and Design graduate student and a BikeAthens board member who was hit riding on Prince two years ago. “Prince is fast and dangerous, and I really hope that the most recent accidents can galvanize the city to do something about it, rather than waiting ‘til something worse happens.” Even before the recent wrecks, residents near Prince were already lobbying for safety improvements as part of the corridor study. “Athens-Clarke County has adopted a Complete Streets policy that requires attention to all modes of travel in a corridor design,” Tony Eubanks, who spearheaded the CAPPA effort to remake Prince 10 years ago, told planners last month. “If any street deserves this attention and has shown the potential to capitalize on a Complete Streets approach, it is Prince Avenue.” ACC planners have said the Oak/Oconee/ Lexington Road corridor is first on the list for Complete Streets improvements. (It has fewer wrecks than Prince, Barlament says, but more deaths and serious injuries.) However, Eubanks and BikeAthens Chairman Elliott Caldwell

“Prince is fast and dangerous, and I really hope that the most recent accidents can galvanize the city to do something about it.”

question why both can’t be addressed simultaneously. “It’s a lot of work to do at once, but they can both be done at the same time,” Caldwell says. “It doesn’t have to be one or the other.” ACC planning commissioners, many of whom have already said they want a transportation component to the Prince Avenue corridor study, will take it up again Thursday, June 6. Then it will go to the Mayor and Commission as early as July, and when it does, Girtz and Hamby say they intend to direct staff to look at safety improvements. Because development generates traffic, zoning can’t be divorced from transportation, they say. Girtz says he would like to see a transformation on Prince like the makeover given to Baxter Street in the early aughts. Between Pulaski Street and Milledge Avenue—the part of Prince under local control—”it seems pretty sensible to me that would be three-lane,” he says, adding a center turn lane and bike lanes in exchange for two travel lanes. In addition, adding the turn lane would allow for pedestrian refuges on crosswalks near The Grit and Piedmont College. About 17,000 cars per day use Prince along that stretch, according to Clark. That’s well below the 20,000-car threshold for successful three-laning without impeding traffic (which is slower on three-lane roads than four-lane roads but also flows more smoothly). ACC usually considers three-laning when repaving four-lane roads. Prince isn’t due for repaving for another three years, Clark says, but the cost to restripe it is minimal, so Girtz says there’s no reason to wait. From Milledge Avenue to Oglethorpe Avenue, improvements aren’t as easy, because the state Department of Transportation owns that section of Prince. But there’s already a center turn lane, and enough right-of-way to add bike lanes without taking away travel lanes, Girtz says. “I want to see all those things happen, and I’m confident all those components will be part of the plan in the end,” he says. Blake Aued

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Firefly Trail Nine Years & Counting That document packet has already met GDOT approval, he says, and now awaits a nod from the FHA. Doster expects a federal go-ahead within 60 days. With that approval in hand, he says, the SPLOST office will upgrade preliminary design plans for yet another GDOT review. If those plans pass inspection, the SPLOST team can begin negotiating to buy needed CSX right-of-way. The purchase would be enough to get the trail over the North Oconee River and almost to the Loop. Beyond the Loop, much of the line is abandoned by CSX, and right-of-way ownership has reverted to adjacent landholders. Short in distance, the SPLOST project is impressive in detail. A steel and concrete bridge 500 feet long will launch over Wilkerson Street and span the Oconee by multiple truss sections 50 feet above water. On the ground, the trail will be a poured concrete path 14 feet wide. A single-span bridge will carry the bikeway over Peter Street. There was some initial hope of flying Firefly Trail over Trail Creek atop the old wooden railroad trestle at Dudley Park made famous when it was featured on the back cover of R.E.M.’s Murmur album. But upon checking the condition of the old structure, much of the wood was found to be rotten, making its use impossible, Doster says. Instead, another high bridge as long as the Oconee span is proposed to sail the bike path over the valley of Trail Creek at original railroad grade level. The second long bridge is optional, Doster says. If it’s built, it would mimic the profile of the old bridge, he says. The portion of wooden railroad trestle still standing in Dudley Park—CSX knocked down part of it in 2002 before ACC stepped in to save the rest—would have to come down to make way for the second long bikeway bridge, Doster says. A spur trail from the Dudley Park end of the Oconee River bike bridge could connect the Firefly Trail to the North Oconee River Greenway inside Dudley Park and allow the Firefly to cross Trail

Creek on an already existing steel bike bridge, but it wouldn’t be at grade. Money saved avoiding construction of the second long span could be used to buy more railroad, Doster notes. The mayor and commission will pick the priority (span or more right-ofway) when they cross that bridge, so to speak. “If the priority is to ensure that the land is there, you go buy the property,” Doster says. “You get that connectivity, that corridor, in place. But the priority could be to build that trestle. It’s a future decision by the mayor and commission.” The nonprofit Firefly Trail Inc. recently gained 501(c)3 status in its effort to acquire more right-of-way to add to the SPLOST-built trail section. Cash donations to the organization are tax deductible. Donations of right-of-way or easements for trail passage are also deductible, explains Firefly Trail Inc. spokesman Mark Ralston. Plans are to eventually buy some sections of right-of-way, where needed, once cash donations begin to accumulate, Ralston says. “Right now, the main thing we’re using funds on is awareness to promote the trail and the idea of the trail,” he says. Talk of a rails-to-trails conversion to Union Point generated negative feedback from some Oglethorpe County residents. “There are some people in the area and along the way who do not want it in their yard. But it’s like that with any trail,” Ralston says. Even the Appalachian Trail drew some initial opposition. “Often it is because it’s new or unknown.” Ralston believes that, once some trail sections open and are observable in use, much opposition will fall away. “It’s a really exciting project,” says Doster, showing drawn plans for bridges on the SPLOST-funded downtown section. He predicts a construction start in 2014. “When it’s done, hopefully everybody will enjoy it,” he says, “And that’s the ultimate goal.” Jeff Warren

Firefly Trail could cross Trail Creek on this bridge until a high steel bridge is built, replacing the Murmur trestle in the background.

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hey say Rome wasn’t built in a day. But a bike trail seems so simple. How can converting an old railroad bed into a bicycle path take so long? Athens-Clarke County voters bought into such a dream with approval of a downtown rail corridor conversion as part of a SPLOST referendum in 2004. Sales tax collections combined with a Federal Transit Administration grant would fund the first leg of the Firefly Trail. As envisioned, that bike path would follow the abandoned CSX Transportation right-of-way from Athens through Winterville to Union Point. The SPLOST 2005 money coupled with the federal grant ($4 million together) funded right-of-way acquisition downtown between East Broad and Wilkerson streets, environmental studies and a small park off East Broad Street near Jittery Joe’s Roasting Co. to serve as future trailhead. With half that total still in the bank, the money remains a pot to draw from while paying for project design and red tape compliance on the now expanded trail project. Voter approval of the 2011 SPLOST designated more sales tax money, $7 million, to build the trail. This second influx is paired with a Federal Highway Administration grant administered by the Georgia Department of Transportation. But such federal grants to the project add layers of red tape and regulatory hurdles to be jumped in the process of pleasing GDOT grant administrators and ultimately the feds. SPLOST Project Manager Derek Doster lists some required compliances: “Bat studies [to ensure the mammal is not impacted by trail construction]; special flowers you have to do a study for; things on the Endangered Species Act; historical impact studies; pollution [air and noise]; there’s just a whole bunch of stuff you’ve gotta do reports on, and those reports take a whole lot of time.” The local SPLOST office hired a firm that generated the needed studies and documentation. “We just bundle those all up as part of the environmental documents,” Doster says.

Sailing Takes Me Away

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Melissa Hovanes

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everal hours from the coast and not particularly close to north Georgia’s several large lakes, Athens may seem an unlikely place to learn how to sail. Since 2007, however, a local nonprofit has been working to change that impression and give Athens residents the opportunity to experience sailing without distant travel or the cost of acquiring boats. Whether you are an old salt or total novice, Community Boating of Athens invites you to harness the winds and enjoy a sail out on Lake Chapman in Sandy Creek Park at 2 p.m. Sunday, June 9. The group hosts a boating day one Sunday each month on the 260-acre lake from March to September. (See the group’s Facebook page for future dates.) Except for the $2 entrance fee to the park, it is free, and volunteers will be on hand to show you the ropes and teach you the specialized vocabulary. Participants can jump into instruction on the ins and outs of rigging, trimming and steering, or they can simply go along for a ride on one of four American 14.6 Daysailers in the CBA fleet. They seat four adults comfortably, and just a little knack will have them cruising pleasantly around the lake even in a gentle breeze caught in their two sails—the main and the jib. With a sturdy and simple design, these craft are widely used for sailing instruction across the country. CBA is particularly keen to get young people involved in non-motorized boating. The idea is that going sailing not only helps children develop a greater appreciation for water and aquatic ecosystems, but that the challenge of learning to sail also provides an opportunity to develop self-confidence, independence and teamwork skills. To this end, CBA has acquired six small, one-person sailboats for youngsters, called Optimist Prams, or OPPIs. Now the largest class of boat in the world, these easy-to-build boats were originally designed in 1947 by Clark Mills of Clearwater, FL as a surrogate for soap box derbies in topographically challenged locales like central Florida. Today, OPPI races are popular around the world. In the past few years, a number of local boy and girl scouts have taken advantage of the OPPIs provided by CBA to learn to sail a vessel on their own all around Lake Chapman. Even on the relatively small lake, when the wind changes and you have to figure out how to get back to the dock, sailing an OPPI can

be both edifying and empowering, and it requires kids to think about their place in the environment. Getting out for a paddle or a sail is often talked about in terms of leisure and recreation, but Bob Saveland, founding member of CBA, says this limited imagination of boating as an activity misses out on the most important part: the chance to see ourselves in the conjunction of air, water and land. A true seaman who first learned to sail in 1935 through a community group led by a graduate student at Ohio State University, Saveland says “there’s nothing like the flow of water going down the hull.” At the same time he is keen to argue that boating isn’t just leisure: “It really is an environmental activity.” Beaming over the dozen or so sailors out at the CBA boating day on Memorial Day weekend, 92-year-old Saveland joked that sailing is a great way to stay active without “ruining your ankles or your knees.” After serving in World War II as communications officer aboard Landing Ship Tank “533” that brought soldiers and heavy equipment ashore at Normandy, Saveland started a long and distinguished career in geography education. Beginning with graduate work at Columbia University “once the boat got tied up” after the war, and culminating recently with the highest award from the National Council for Geographic Education for a lifetime of distinguished service, Saveland has worked long and hard for the cause of fostering environmental literacy. As editor of Ginn & Company’s Lands and Peoples of the World series of primary and secondary school geography textbooks from 1952–1968, Saveland authored, edited or had some role in publishing textbooks on geography and the environment for millions of American schoolchildren. While Saveland certainly knows how to relax and enjoy a pleasant sail in style, he says his advocacy for community boating centers is based on a strong belief that getting out there on the water helps us to cultivate an “appreciation for the environment.” But, perhaps even more than that, getting together and sharing skills that accrue over a lifetime through community boating also provides an opportunity to learn from our elders important lessons and perspectives on how to be at home on this earth and its waters. Richard Milligan

BAR FOOD, PART 1: How does a town develop BAR FOOD, PART 2: Let’s not forget Matt a food scene? A welcoming environment plus Palmerlee (ex-Farm 255, currently The Branded one or two well-adapted chefs leads to reproButcher), who recently took over the culinary duction on an increasing scale. A couple of gig at the Georgia Theatre, now named The smart, ambitious kitchens can do well enough, Rooftop. Equally committed to making you but the side effect is that they then train think and making you eat things you might more folks who know what they’re doing and, not have considered otherwise, he’s having his eventually, aim to put their own stamp on the own fun with bar nibbles high atop Athens. area. Five and Ten and Farm 255 have been His burger, topped with Tillamook cheddar that for this town, and we’re starting to realand awesome housemade pickles, is a soft, ize the effects of their having sprouted here, delicious bite, both committed to the simnot least with two recent attempts at bar food plicity of a basic cheeseburger and carefully that’s a cut above. balancing the zip of those pickles with the How The World Famous (351 N. Hull St., faint sweetness of the egg bun and the seared 706-543-4002) doesn’t have a line out the exterior of the meat. It doesn’t need a bit of door at lunch is beyond me. Sure, it’s tiny, ketchup. The veggie banh mi, which he used and it hasn’t done a lot of advertising yet, but to make in his Farm Cart days, isn’t even close Bain Mattox’s newest venture isn’t short on to traditional, but you don’t need the meat. charm. Reclaimed wood, two vintage pinball Packed with sliced hard-boiled eggs, red cabmachines, large bowls of citrus and fresh flow- bage, pickled carrots, a gentle sriracha sauce ers (!!!) on the bar, drinks with cute names (the spice has been tamed) and cilantro, it is and well thought out lists of components, uncommonly satisfying for a mere $5. a giant and beautifully drawn chalkboard menu, good local art and the preservation of the Wilson’s sign would be enough reasons. It’s almost embarrassing that Jarad Blanton (ex-Farm Cart, ex-The National) is adding to the list with his high-concept menu that seriously delivers. It’s bar food, no question about it, nearly everything coming with a wet nap or two on the side, and, as such, the flavors aren’t shy, but there’s a surprising sophistication at work, too. Here’s an example. The menu includes a chicken and waffle sandwich. Chicken and waffle sandwiches are universally awful, usually a thin and dry hunk of meat between overly sweet, soggy waffles and nothing more. But Blanton sources his chicken carefully. He uses dark meat rather than white, which guarantees improvement. The waffles are thick but not doughy. The maple butter sauce is palpable but not overwhelming. And he makes his own hot sauce from locally farmed pepThe World Famous pers that ties the whole thing together. It’s kind of ridiculously impressive. You’ll also need a wet nap. The “meats and cheese,” a platter of A $3 basket of french fries comes with two salume, dairy and snackies, is likewise a wontasty sauces (is there grapefruit zest in the derfully simple and pitch-perfect plate, with ketchup?), the pretzel bites with Parmesan tremendous finocchiona, a soft cheese from and oregano are weird little chewy nuggets Thomasville’s Sweetgrass Dairy and housemade and the falafel includes a marvelous tomato jam. The deviled eggs (three for $4) slide jam and house-pickled red onions. The shrimp around in their basket, but the eggs that roll is sandwiched inside a a bun so good and incorporate sriracha will make you rethink thoroughly buttery without venturing into your grandma’s recipe. The tomato-based grease that I would happily eat the bread BBQ sauce is a little too much on the sweet alone. The two best items on the menu are the side, but the pork is good stuff and, again, poutine (French-Canadian cheese fries with Palmerlee’s expertise lies in composition; his beef gravy), which is powerful stuff, a pile of decision to add some of the same pickled socko flavor, and the pork steamed buns, with vegetables as live on the banh mi sets off the hoisin, red miso pickles and sweet chili mayo. pork Korean style, giving it freshness. The The place doesn’t have macho attitude, corn tortillas for the tacos are too stiff to fold but the food does, in the best way. Blanton in at the end to prevent leakage, but the same is trying to go a few rounds with your taste array of well-paired ingredients is on display, buds, to make you use your senses and your even with the tofu. brain at the same time. With everything on The Rooftop is no secret. It’s regularly the list coming in at less than $10 and the busy. But that doesn’t mean you should ignore room exceedingly pleasant to sit in, the days it. of being the only person in the place are no doubt numbered. Hillary Brown

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Raising the Bar

movie dope Some releases may not be showing locally this week. • indicates new review • AFTER EARTH (PG-13) “Excruciatingly boring” sums up After Earth. Did you watch Castaway and think the film would be better with Jaden Smith substituting for Tom Hanks and Jaden’s papa, Will, for Wilson? Then enjoy this bland hunk of science fiction, which is, thankfully, under two hours. After their spaceship crash lands, a father and son (the Smiths) are stranded on Earth, abandoned by humanity years earlier. Young Kitai must traverse this dangerous Eden if he is to save his father, a legendary soldier named Cypher Raige (ugh). Some critics have blamed Smith’s rumored Scientologist beliefs for this sluggish piece of anti-entertainment. Tom Cruise is a known Scientologist, and he still delivered a fantastic, if derivative, sci-fi spectacle in April’s Oblivion. Blame M. Night Shyamalan all you want; he directs a Robinson Crusoe-type adventure film like a humorless thriller. This flick should have been The Smith Family Robinson; instead, it’s another shovelful of dirt in M. Night’s cinematic grave. A lot of blame rests on Smith for being the least Will Smith he can be. Confined to a chair, barking orders at his son, the mega-charming superstar is drained of charisma. Instead of Earth, just see Star Trek again. THE CALL (R) Until a final act that is so predictably out of character for Halle Berry’s heroine, The Call knows exactly what it is: a pulpy genre thriller. After feeling responsible for the death of a teenage girl, veteran 911 operator Jordan Turner (Berry) is reluctant to take another emergency call. But when another teenager, Casey Welson (Abigail Breslin), is kidnapped by the same nondescript white guy, Jordan makes it her mission to save this victim. Couple those two talented actresses with the claustrophobia and helplessness of the central locations, and the audience is treated to a pretty gripping first two acts. Answer this Call. THE CROODS (PG) Despite its underwhelming trailers, The Croods stands out as one of the best non-Pixar animated family films released in the last few years. A family of cavemen— dad Grug (v. Nicolas Cage), mom Ugga (v. Catherine Keener), teen daughter Eep (v. Emma Stone), dumb son Thunk (v. Clarke Duke), feral baby Sandy and grandma (v. Cloris Leachman)—are forced on a cross-country road trip

after their cave is destroyed by the impending “end of the world.” • EPIC (PG) Epic, from Ice Age and Robots director Chris Wedge, is like Star Wars in a forest; wait, that would just be Return of the Jedi. Still, another monomyth should be less exciting than this animated family film based on the William Joyce book, The Leafmen. Unbeknownst to humanity, the forests are protected by the Leafmen, who constantly do battle with the Boggans, led by Mandrake (v. Christoph Waltz). When M.K. (v. Amanda Seyfried) is magically transported to the world of the Leafmen, she must team up with wizened soldier Ronin (v. Colin Farrell) and young turk Nod (v. Josh Hutcherson) to ensure the survival of the forest. Stunningly animated, Epic could be an American attempt at Miyazaki—bigger, blunter, more action, less subtlety, more Pitbull (whose voicework is better than expected). Nevertheless, the movie does far too little to avoid Star Wars comparisons; it practically invites them. See bird racing (pod racing) and the two slugs (humorously voiced by Chris O’Dowd and Aziz Ansari) who give off a distinct R2D2/ C3PO sidekick vibe. When Star Wars isn’t being referenced, it’s The Lord of the Rings. I’d still rather sit through Epic than most kids’ movies. ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH (PG) Did your kid love Monster vs Aliens? Then they’re bound to momentarily enjoy Escape from Planet Earth while you catch a quick nap or check out the Oscar nominee playing next door. Nobody expects cartoons like Escape from Planet Earth to compete with Pixar’s animated features for awards; they’re made to replace babysitters and entertain kids for 90 minutes. A space adventurer, Scorch Supernova (v. Brendan Fraser), is captured on Earth by the villainous General Shanker (v. William Shatner). Shanker is making a fortune off his alien captives’ technological innovations, and his latest prisoner is Scorch’s brainy brother, Gary (v. Rob Corddry). Now the Supernova bros must work together to get back home. The animation is as shiny as the story is recycled. EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP (R) 2010. The Georgia Museum of Art’s Art and Intrigue Film Series continues with my favorite non-fiction film of 2010. If you’ve yet to see guerrilla graffiti artist Banksy’s kind-of documentary, you’re missing out. What

C I N E M AS Movie showtimes are not available by our deadline. Please check cinema websites for accurate information. CINÉ • 234 W. Hancock Ave. • 706-353-3343 • www.athenscine.com GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART • (UGA Campus) 90 Carlton St. • 706-542-GMOA • www.uga.edu/gamuseum/calendar/films.html TATE STUDENT CENTER • (UGA Campus) 45 Baxter St. • 706-542-6396 • www.union.uga.edu/movies Beechwood Stadium cinemas 11 • 196 Alps Rd. • 706-546-1011 • www.georgiatheatrecompany.com Carmike 12 • 1570 Lexington Rd. • 706-354-0016 • www.carmike.com Georgia Square value cinemas 5 • 3710 Atlanta Hwy. • 706-548-3426 • www.georgiatheatrecompany.com

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starts as eccentric French shopkeeper/ amateur filmmaker Thierry Guetta’s own guerrilla doc capturing street artists committing their criminal acts of artistic expression becomes something much, much more interesting once the mysterious Banksy takes over. Nominated for the Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature. (Georgia Museum of Art) • FAST & FURIOUS 6 (PG-13) The unlikeliest blockbuster franchise of all-time (especially considering it survived a first film directed by Rob Cohen) has enough gas left in the tank for several more entries. Following the international hijinks of Fast 5, Furious 6 puts Dominic “Dom” Toretta (Vin Diesel), Brian O’Conner (Paul Walker) and the rest (Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Sung Kang and Gal Gadot) on the heels of big bad Shaw (Luke Evans), as they seek to recover Letty (Michele Rodriguez) and attain pardons all around from Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson). These movies keep improving under the direction of Justin Lin and screenwriter Chris Morgan. It’s

non-stop edits choke the air out of the first act; the film just needs to stop and catch its breath for a moment. The film doesn’t stop its constant Charlestoning until Nick Carroway (Tobey Maguire) meets reclusive millionaire Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio) at one of the latter’s renowned parties.Luhrmann’s always favored style over substance, and the Roaring ‘20s are a great place to indulge his whims. However, his hyperactive visualization fill his adaptation of Fitzgerald’s classic novel with the air of parody. The film often feels like a musical with the song-and-dance numbers cut out. THE HANGOVER PART III (R) If one’s main complaint about the second Hangover was that it was a mere narrative retread of the original with a geographical transplant, then The Hangover Part III has addressed your concern. Gone are the weddings, the hangovers and the amnesia. The Wolfpack—Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Alan (Zach Galifianakis)—now find themselves thrust directly into a Charlie Huston

Are you crazy?! You’re heading towards Prince Avenue! arguable that Furious 6 is the best of the high gloss bunch. If a muscle car mag filled with bikini-covered boobs and chrome was adapted into a movie, this flick would be it. This live action comic book sags a little in the talky, plot-driven sections, but gets back on crazy course whenever the gang gets behind the wheel for another ridiculous car chase. Dom even flies! Simply sit back and enjoy Mr. Dom’s Wild Ride. G.I. JOE: RETALIATION (PG-13) G.I. Joe: Retaliation is everything that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was not. The second Joe movie is also the movie for which my inner child has been waiting since 1987. Mostly ignoring Stephen Sommers’ 2009 misfire, this franchise reboot introduces three new lead Joes: Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson), Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki) and my childhood favorite, Flint (D.J. Cotrona). Featured Cobra players—Zartan (Jonathan Pryce), Storm Shadow (Byung-hun Lee) and Firefly (Ray Stevenson)—plot to break Cobra Commander from a super-secret prison. But the plot is inconsequential. G.I. Joe blows stuff up real good and has just the right amount of stupid smarts (and Bruce Willis) to be a nostalgic blast of action. THE GREAT GATSBY (PG-13) Like all Baz Luhrmann’s films save Moulin Rouge!, The Great Gatsby left me highly conflicted. A creative, stylistic tour de force, the film starts off kinetic to the point of claustrophobia. The constant moving and zooming camera and

crime novel. Leslie Chow (Ken Jeong) has escaped a Thai prison, and the Wolfpack are charged with finding him by crime lord Marshall (John Goodman). Laughs are not as plentiful as in either of the first two movies, but the biggest problem with Part III is its lack of character. The script feels as if it were revamped for the Wolfpack, not written for them. Give writer-director Todd Phillips and crew credit for the old college try, but recapturing the comic freshness of the first Hangover once, much less twice, has proven too Herculean a humorous task. THE HOBBIT 1977. Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr. filled my childhood with some fine animated memories, many of them generated by their adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings precursor. (I also loved The Flight of Dragons and The Last Unicorn.) Bilbo Baggins (v. Orson Bean) joins Gandalf the Grey (v. John Huston) and a band of dwarves set on recovering their long-lost treasure from the dragon Smaug (v. Richard Boone). What’s taking Peter Jackson three films to tell took Rankin-Bass ninety minutes. (Madison County Library) m THE INTERNSHIP (PG-13) After losing their jobs, two middle-aged salesmen played by Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson snag a coveted Google internship. Prepare for hilarious (doubtful) culture clashes as these two old dogs attempt to learn some new tricks, while teaching the young whippersnappers a thing or two in the

process. The trailer, with its glimpses at the comedy’s old dudes v. youngsters gags, sets up a less than epic showdown between The Internship and Grown Ups 2 for least funny live action comedy of the summer. IRON MAN 3 (PG-13) Happily, Shane Black has taken over the Iron Man franchise from Jon Favreau, and it’s mostly a blast right out of 1987. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) may be the rare superhero alter ego that is more interesting out of costume, but watching him investigate a mystery in Small Town, Tennessee (child sidekick in tow) felt more like episodic television than the initial, post-Avengers solo adventure. The Iron Man franchise goes 0 for 3 on villains; none are in Iron Man’s league. Such minor quibbles don’t devalue Iron Man 3’s entertainment worth; it’s one high quality blockbuster. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (PG-13) Joss Whedon can do no wrong in my eyes, so the idea of the creator of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and the writer-director of a tiny film called The Avengers doing Shakespeare warms my film-loving heart. The wonderful wordsmith that is Whedon adapting the Bard seems a match made in heaven; just watch the trailer if you doubt me. The cast is filled with familiar faces from the Whedonverse, including (but not limited to) Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof, Reed Diamond and Fran Kranz. Whedon also composed the music! MUD (PG-13) A coming of age tale set in the disappearing wilds of the small town south, Mud aims high, as director Jeff Nichols attempts to channel Mark Twain, and hits the target square in the bull’s eye. Two teens—Ellis (Tye Sheridan, Tree of Life) and Neckbone (newcomer Jacob Lofland)—discover a boat in a tree. They also discover Matthew McConaughey’s Mud, a fugitive living in the boat in the tree, while he waits to escape with the love of his life, Juniper (Reese Witherspoon). Mud watches like a work of modern literature, capturing the last gasps of a dying culture as one boy becomes a man. (Ciné) • NOW YOU SEE ME (PG-13) A magical heist flick, you say? I’m skeptical, I say. Four street magicians (Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher and Dave Franco) are enlisted in a mysterious, magical plan to do something, but nobody is really sure what until the last reel. Hot on their heels is a dogged FBI Agent, Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo), and a debunker of magicians (Morgan Freeman). Now You See Me is as entertaining as it is eye-rollingly contrived. However, this smug band of protagonists is hard to pull for despite game attempts by Harrelson and Fisher; Darth Eisenberg finally crossed over to the Smug Side. Fortunately, Ruffalo, the lovely Melanie Laurent and underused sidekick Michael Kelly (check out Netflix’s “House of Cards” for his best work) are present to pick up the slack. Clash of the Titans’ Louis Leterrier (to be fair, he should probably be remembered for the first two Transporters and Unleashed) keeps the illusions moving along too fast for anyone to see through the script’s tricks until the woeful reveal. Now You See Me has the slick, breezy air of a ‘70s TV show, an okay trait for forgettable summer fun. OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (PG) First and foremost, Sam Raimi’s The Wizard of Oz prequel is no Wizard;

it’s not even Return to Oz, the very dark, very underrated 1985 sequel. Disney’s latest family blockbuster reveals the wizard’s own cyclonic entry to Oz. Carnival magician and con man Oscar Diggs (James Franco) meets three witches—Theodora (Mila Kunis), Evanora (Rachel Weisz) and Glinda (Michelle Williams)—who believe him to be the great wizard whose appearance in Oz was prophesied. Raimi trots out his usual visual wizardry, and Oz is as successful as his first Spider-Man entry once it gets going. Oz won’t make anyone forget the original, but it doesn’t shame its memory either. THE PURGE (R) The Purge, starring Ethan Hawke and Lena Headey, kicks off the summer scares with a Strangers-esque, home invasion flick. In the future (2022, to be exact), unemployment and crime are down in America thanks to a new yearly tradition, The Purge. One night a year, emergency services and law enforcement are halted so everyone can get their violent jollies on. When the Sandins let a stranger into their fortress, a group of mask-wearing thugs attempt to break in and retrieve their chosen victim. This flick, from writerdirector James DeMonaco, has excited the horror freak inside me. RENOIR (R) 2012. On the French Riviera in 1915, future filmmaker Jean Renoir (Vincent Rottiers) returns home to convalesce from an injury suffered in World War I. While there, he meets Andree Heuschling (Christa Theret), the last model for Jean’s father, the Impressionist master Pierre-Auguste (Michel Bouquet). Fascinatingly, director Gilles Bourdos used the skills of convicted art forger Guy Ribes to recreate Renoir’s paintings on screen. The film competed in the Un Certain Regard at the Cannes Film Festival. (Ciné) STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (PG-13) Star Trek Into Darkness, the second film in J.J. Abrams’ revamped Trek-verse, is the best Star Wars movie since 1983. Don’t think I typed that wrong. The second new Star Trek is the giant, sci-fi, matinee serial that the Star Wars prequels never were. My only concern with J.J. Abrams’ revitalization of George Lucas’ neck of the galaxy is the negative effects it will have on the burgeoning new Star Trek. The new Trek improves upon its already superb predecessor in every way. Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) leads the crew of the Starship Enterprise— Spock (Zachary Quinto), Bones (Karl Urban), Uhura (Zoe Saldana), Sulu (John Cho), Chekhov (Anton Yelchin) and Scotty (Simon Pegg)—after a rogue Federation operative (Benedict Cumberbatch) turns terrorist. Knock Abrams all you want for his love of lens flare, but the bridge of the Enterprise looks fantastic. The space battles trump anything outside of the Star Wars universe. Trek has never looked better, been more thrilling or more humanly humorous, and those praises come from a lifelong Trek fan (I eschew the Trekkie/Trekker nomenclature). Star Trek 2 seems like the luckiest of numbers; this sequel achieves Khan-like greatness. TYLER PERRY’S TEMPTATION (PG-13) Is it possible for a filmmaker to “jump the shark?” If so, Tyler Perry’s Temptation might be that point for Atlanta’s multi-hyphenate filmmaker. He cast Kim Kardashian, for goodness’ sake. It’s the sort of melodramatic gem that could turn this dreck into popular camp were it less dull. Remember that post-Basic Instinct period of the earlyto-mid ‘90s when a new erotic thriller was coming out each week? Well, imagine one of those Basic rip-offs minus all the risqué, headline-making sexuality; substitute a sermon instead, and you’ve got Temptation. Drew Wheeler

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Know What’s Worth Keeping‌ MUD (PG-13) The career resurrection of help him. The police and a group of contract Matthew McConaughey continues with the killers also want Mud, however, and Ellis and coming-of-age fable Mud. It also marks a Neckbone are thrust into a world of danger creative leap for director-writer Jeff Nichols, unlike anything they have ever experienced. whose earlier movies, Shotgun Stories and Take Although the movie is named after Shelter—showed great promise and hinted McConaughey’s character, the real focus of that he was a serious filmmaker to watch. As the story is Ellis, a boy surrounded by hardwith the earlier two features, Mud is set in ship, but whose life is also filled with advenrural Arkansas (where Nichols is from) and ture and possibilities. His burgeoning yet focuses primarily on working class characters. sometimes-contentious relationship with Mud What sets Mud apart from the earlier movies, is the real heart of the picture. McConaughey however, is its narragives one of the best tive scope and Nichols’ performances of his ambitious modern-day up-and-down career reimagining of Huck and Nichols gives him Finn and Tom Sawyer. plenty of room to shine The work of Mark in his larger-than-life Twain is never directly role. But what makes quoted in Mud, but the performance so his influence permegood is that the actor ates this Southern knows when to tone fairytale about two it down too, like his 14-year-old boys, Matthew McConaughey and Tye Sheridan scenes with crusty Ellis (Tye Sheridan) Sam Shephard and the and Neckbone (Jacob Lofland), who meet a excellent Ellis. Beasts of the Southern Wild mysterious man, Mud (McConaughey), hiding may have garnered plenty of acclaim for its out on an otherwise deserted island. Mud is stirring take on Southern folklore, but Mud is on the run and lives in an abandoned boat a worthy companion piece. Mud unfortunately high up in the trees. He needs the boys’ help stumbles a little once the subplot of hired while he waits to reunite with the love of his assassins kicks in, but the movie does deliver life, Juniper (Reese Witherspoon), and then an emotional wallop as it nears the finale and make his escape down the Mississippi River. Nichols’ evocation of youth is always heartfelt Ellis, who lives with his father (Ray McKinnon) and vibrant. Highly recommended. and mother (Sarah Paulson) on a houseboat, is fascinated with the fugitive and agrees to Derek Hill

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His Blues

Still Peerless, Taj Mahal Plays On

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inger, guitarist, pianist and Grammy winner Taj Mahal is an American music veteran of more than 45 years, with a massive catalog of songs. It skews towards blues, but it’s impossible to file Mahal’s body of work into a neat and simple musical category; it’s simply too worldly and inclusive to peg. “It’s all connected,” Mahal says of the music he loves to play, hear and explore. “I think it’s one thing for people to say that we have all sorts of musical styles happening in the United States, but it’s another thing to go out and share it all with the rest of the world… It’s all related. When it comes down to music, it’s really the universal language, across the planet, the solar system and the galaxy.” Born Henry Saint Claire Fredericks in 1942, Mahal grew up in Springfield, MA studying and playing piano and guitar with his family and friends. His father was of Caribbean descent, and his mother’s family came from upstate South Carolina. After attending the University of Massachusetts at Amherst in the early ‘60s, he adopted the Taj Mahal moniker and kicked off a career as a professional musician and composer. Mahal returns to Athens this week with the backing of his long-running rhythm section: drummer Kester Smith, who’s been keeping time with these guys since the late ’70s, and bassist Bill Rich, who’s played with Mahal off and on since 1969. The trio is on the road in support of a massive new box set released this past February, titled The Complete Columbia Albums Collection. The set includes all 10 of Mahal’s original Columbia albums, from Taj Mahal and The Natch’l Blues (both released in 1968) through Satisfied ‘n Tickled Too (1976), plus a movie soundtrack and two previously-unreleased albums, which comprised another recent release, The Hidden Treasures of Taj Mahal: 1969-1973. It’s 15 discs in all. The box set documents a musician who has always known what he wanted. “My thing was to be hands-on,” says Mahal. “After my first five albums, I started being listed as the producer of all the

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stuff, all the way up to today. I had a hand in the albums’ images, liner notes, the mixing, the mastering… the whole thing. I was involved in every bit of it.” Today, decades after he wrote and recorded the songs featured on The Complete Columbia Albums Collection, Mahal’s classic material holds up quite well, from the raw, acousticbased blues and folk stuff to the funky, soulful, exotic fullband tracks. “Back then, I was able to have an idea in a dream one night and then have musicians come over the next morning,” Mahal remembers. “We’d all go, ‘Bod de bop de bop,’ and then record the song later that evening. We all used the same tools and spoke the same musical vocabulary, so we were able to create a lot of different types of music—sometimes by using the same tunes with different approaches. We could put the emphasis on jazz, blues, Caribbean, country, gospel or whatever. That kept it alive and kept the ball up in the air.” Some music critics and fans back in the 1960s and ‘70s didn’t quite get what Mahal was laying down, he recalls. “Along the way, some people weren’t all that favorable to my idea for the music being world-class and picking from so many areas.” Most modern music aficionados appreciate his range of style, though. “This box set says, ‘No, this guy wasn’t a joke, and, no, he wasn’t just passing through and passing gas,’” Mahal says with a laugh. “I’m proud that this will allow listeners to consider this to be the work of a composer. Back in the day, I knew I could arrange songs.” The tastefully remastered original mixes stay true to the uncluttered, no-frills production quality that Mahal preferred through his early years. Listening back to the classic material, Mahal says he is still happy with the sonic quality of the recordings, and the spontaneous way he sang and played. “I was moving right along, so a lot of times I didn’t have a chance to hang out [in the studio to] fine-tune this and that,” he says. “We could have polished up a lot, but that’s

pretty much what everybody else was trying to do… I liked the sounds I got, and I didn’t worry about trying to sound like other acts. It’s like Duke Ellington once said: ‘I’d rather be an over-the-top me than a second-rate somebody else.’ I knew that the songs came from what I was feeling and hearing. The object was always to create new things, so I enjoyed doing it. I always tried to create new ways to hear the music.” During its current tour, the Taj Mahal Trio plans to play a lively mix of vintage tracks and more contemporary compositions. Mahal mentions a few standouts the band has enjoyed revisiting, including “Cajun Waltz,” “Why Did You Have to Desert Me?” and “Blackjack Davey,” from 1975’s Mo’ Roots, and “Statesboro Blues” from his 1968 self-titled debut. After the trio’s run through the Southeast this month, it will head to Europe, the U.K. and South America. “We’re always up for some good stuff and staying busy,” Mahal says. “I am looking forward to getting into the Deep South on this trip and returning to Athens. Pretty much the last time I spent time in Athens was in 1999 when I made the Kulanjan record with [Malian kora player] Toumani Diabaté.” (Recorded at John Keane’s studio, Kulanjan was a 12-song collection of West African rhythms and verses with a tinge of American blues.) “It’ll be great getting back there,” he reiterates. “We get into it, because we’re always informed by the South, no matter what. I think the audience there will hear that and enjoy it.”

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threats & promises Music News And Gossip Complaint Department: Nihilistic hardcore powerhouse Gripe finished up recording its new album last week with engineer Mike Albanese (Maserati, Cinemechanica). Titled In His Image, the album is being pressed in an edition of 350 courtesy of North Carolina’s Hygiene Records and as a cassette tape from California’s DIY Noise. Ridiculously named French label Witch Bukkake Records will handle international distribution for the LP (the first 50 copies will be “cop blue with blood splatters”). Most notably, however, this release features both of Gripe’s vocalists from the past three years, DJ Pommerville and Jordan Scott. In true train-hopper style, Pommerville hitchhiked back to Athens from his new home in West Virginia to handle his recording duties. Keep the crust thick at gripe.bandcamp. com, facebook.com/gripecore, witchbukkakerecords.blogspot.com, hygienerecords.storenvy.com and facebook.com/ DIY.Noise. Read an interview with Gripe on Flagpole’s music blog, Homedrone (flagpole.com/blogs/homedrone).

Going To A Go-Go: While poking around online last week I stumbled upon DJ Romeo Cologne’s podcast page, where he’s got several of his sets archived. Longtime Athens and Atlanta music fans recognize him on the street as David Pierce (Oh-OK, Buzz of Delight), but he’s been doing this Romeo Cologne gig for almost 20 years longer than he ever did those two bands. Back in the colloquial day,

Keep It Smooth: Jazz-pop vocalist Marty Winkler is fresh from performing at The Living Room in New York City, a trip that also saw her attending the Peabody Awards with her husband, television critic and Peabody Awards Public Relations Coordinator Noel Hoston. That’s a nice little bit of Athens in the big city, if I do say so myself. Which I guess I just Man or Astro-man? did. What a lot of folks in Athens might not know is that before Winkler called the Classic City home, she spent almost two he regularly spun tunes in Athens, but he has decades in Minneapolis, working with her a been doing a regular gig at Atlanta’s Clermont cappella group The Collective. She recently Lounge for as long as I can remember. headed back out to Minneapolis for a rare Anyway, get a taste of his fabulously funky performance with that group, but not before mixes over at romeocologne.podomatic.com. appearing at the Melting Point for a Georgia m We Have Lift-Off: Instru-surf fans are rejoicWomen of Song concert with Kyshona ing now that the new Man or Astro-man? Armstrong and Caroline Aiken. Keep up with album has dropped. Titled Defcon 5…4…3… Winkler, her concert updates—including her 2…1, it’s the band’s first album in a dozen Living Room series—and all other stuff at years, but there were several years of total facebook.com/MartyWinklerMusic.

inactivity during that time, so don’t harsh them too much. The 12-track record is a split release between Alabama’s Communicating Vessels and Chunklet Records, with the former handling the CD release and the latter the LP, which comes in both standard black and, for you saucy folks, clear vinyl. Man or Astro-man? just completed a run of shows out west and will tour the Midwest, East Coast and Canada through June. For more data, see communicatingvessels.net, chunklet.com and astroman.com. On The Scene: The eighth annual Sprockets Music Video Festival has been kicked into high gear. Word is that the number of international entries is higher than ever before; this year’s event will feature a total of 26

videos representing six countries (including Iran, Hungary and England) and 15 cities (including Atlanta, Athens and Norman, OK). The Sprockets Music Video Show, where all the videos will be screened, is Saturday, June 15 at the 40 Watt, when attendees will vote for the recipient of the Audience Choice award. The winner of that award and the Best Music Video winner will be announced, and the winning videos screened, at the 2013 Flagpole Athens Music Awards ceremony at the Morton

Theater on Thursday, June 20. On Saturday, June 22, from 5-7 p.m., Ciné will host the Sprockets Local Showcase, a repeat performance of favorite local music videos. It’s a free event for those with an AthFest wristband and a mere $5 for those without. For all other information concerning this and the ongoing happenings of Sprockets coordinators Film Athens, see filmathens.net. Speaking of AthFest wristbands, don’t forget that those suckers are still on sale for the bargain price of $20 and can be purchased at AthFest.com or at participating venues during the festival, which happens oh so soon (June 19-23, to be exact). ‘Bands give you free access to all AthFest happenings, and there are several wristband-only shows—Flagpole’s Friday Georgia Theatre showcase, featuring Reptar, Yip Deceiver, The Dream Scene and a host of other awesome acts among them. Of course, there’s fun to be had without a wristband: in case you missed it, AthFest’s free outdoor lineups this year will be headlined by Modern Skirts on Friday (final show!), Ghost Owl and Zoogma on Saturday and Patterson Hood and the Downtown Mystic Rumblers on Sunday. Stay tuned for more. [Gabe Vodicka] What The World Needs Now: Athens noisemakers Tunabunny and Monsoon will host Cardiff, Wales band The School at the Caledonia Lounge on Saturday, June 8. The School ostensibly resides in the indie-pop category, and I suppose speaking strictly from an economic, not an aesthetic, standpoint, that would be true, but I’m so sick of that indie-pop term I hesitate to use it. So, let me just tell you that if you’re inclined to bliss out to authentic 1960s-era Burt Bacharach, soft melancholy that only touches the edges of whimsy and the teenage gospel that 99 percent of all emotions can be dealt with through song, then you don’t want to miss The School. I can almost promise you that a single listen will change your entire summer soundtrack for the better. This is also the group’s first U.S. tour, thanks to the magic hands of HHBTM Records chief Mike Turner, so be there and brag later. For more information and song samples, see elefant.com/ bands/the-school. Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com

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record reviews The Darnell Boys: The Darnell Boys

Orange Twin HHHHH Recorded by Jesse Mangum at his Glow Recording Studio just outside of town, the self-titled debut release from the Darnell Boys loses a touch of the spontaneity that the group is known for in its live shows. But all this is to be expected. I can’t imagine any attempt to put these songs to tape (or hard-drive) that wouldn’t diminish their mystique at least a bit. These songs were made to revel in the ephemerality of live performance. Slick production techniques can hardly denigrate the tunes’ underlying quality, though, and The Darnell Boys is made up of solid songs that, although they might sound like early 20th Century traditionals, will hold up for quite some time. The album moves quickly through its dozen tracks, with the majority of them clocking in at under three minutes. This means, among other things, that the group’s individual performances take a backseat to the songs themselves. This isn’t to say that the contributions of brothers Austin, Caleb and Gus Darnell (with help from bassist Elijah Neesmith and junkyard percussionist Patrick Weise) aren’t impressive in themselves. The electric leads throughout the record are effectively bluesy without being the least bit cheesy. The rhythm sections on “One More Train� and “High & Lowdown,� for example, are representative of the band’s instrumental prowess. The harmonica playing on “Ruby� may be restrained, but it’s proof that the band knows the virtues of prudence. The Darnells’ vocal harmonies sound effortless, but are a real treat. Do yourself a favor and indulge in this fine release. [Dan Mistich] The Darnell Boys play the Caledonia Lounge on Friday, June 7.

Big Body: Still That Nigga

Independent Release HHHHH The defiant new mixtape from local MC Big Body, a.k.a. Ben Edwards, sounds far fresher than might be fair to expect. Instead of fading away from the local scene he once threatened to rule over after a recent stint in prison, Body came back with a vengeance, churning out track after track of high-octane hip hop, characterized by the rapper’s alternately slowmo/rapid-fire flow. His best post-incarceration collection yet bears the confident marks of a man reinvigorated, but it doesn’t all impress. This new tape rejects stylistic consistency in favor of exploration, and tracks like “Really Getting Money,� with their metallic Shawty Redd synths and a Project Patchanneling vocal delivery from Body, feel uninspired. But there are plenty of show-stopping moments. Producers Band Boy Macho and This Bruce Shawdy display their Southern rap prowess with the bass-heavy country-rap of tunes like “Rims and Tires� and “Do Today,� both of which also showcase Body at his best, all off-the-wall energy and deliriously crude lyricism. Shawdy is responsible for the album’s most exciting production; “Watching You� is a funk-heavy banger wherein swirling organ and electric guitar samples give the track a decidedly psychedelic air.

Thankfully, unlike a lot of mixtapes, Body’s new one favors brevity over the exhausting alternative. The end result is a surprisingly solid outing, a set of songs that’s enough to make one wonder whether this local rapper could be on the verge of re-capturing a long-lost buzz. [Gabe Vodicka]

Jason Isbell: Southeastern

Southeastern HHHHH Gallows humor is a hallmark of country music. Even the sappiest cowboy balladeer knows the value of a cheap laugh. Most every song on Southeastern finds Jason Isbell in the role of old sad bastard, but the album is saved by those few moments where he meets his sorrows with a joke. “Elephant� might be the finest example of this. The singer describes a friend’s illness, and while he despairs, the friend opts for hollow humor: “When she was drunk she made cancer jokes.� The song thrives on this duality and on Isbell’s knack for description in lines that refer to the friend’s “sharecropper eyes,� her way of sitting “Cross-legged on a barstool/ like nobody sits anymore.� Throughout the record, Isbell’s lyrics are so well-crafted that there’s a buoyancy to even the most harrowing words. The snap of the Nashville hook line is everywhere to be heard and often with a biting edge. “His woman took the kids/ And he took Klonopin,� Isbell sings on “Relatively Easy.� The gothic “Yvette� is compelling in its eeriness, its narrator a young vigilante who sounds both righteous and fragile, more Randy Newman than Johnny Cash. Easily the best moment on the record is “Super 8,� a cross between Joe Walsh’s “Life’s Been Good� and Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Gimme Three Steps.� The singer is an aging rocker having a rough night. The song starts with the line, “Don’t wanna die in a Super 8 Motel�—and it just gets better from there. [Marshall Yarbrough]

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Seat in the Shade The Globe · 7 p.m. · FREE!

The presence of The Georgia Review and the town’s general population of wordsmiths young and old make the poetry scene in Athens a thriving niche full of surprises and support. The second annual summer poetry festival, “Seat in the Shade,” is hosted by

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SATURDAY The festival kicks off at noon with the opening ceremony, followed by music in this order: Gospel Singing—12:30 p.m. Gospel Testimony; 12:40 p.m. Elder Family; 12:55 p.m. Gospel Crusaders; 1:05 p.m. Walnut Grove Male Chorus; 1:15 p.m. Zeke Turner; 1:25 p.m. Walker Brothers; 1:40 p.m. Waggoner Grove Male Chorus; 2:05 p.m. Victory Chapel; 2:15 p.m. Delbra Favors; 2:20 p.m. Shantisha Collins and Minister Patrick Burgess; 2:25 p.m. Venus Gerald and Grandson; 2:35 p.m. Victory Chapel; 2:45 p.m. Elements of Praise R&B and Jazz—2:55 p.m. Mr. Cardio; 3:20 p.m. Tashia; 3:35 p.m. DJ Mellow Myers and DJ Segar; 4:00 p.m. Kyshona Armstrong; 4:30 p.m. Marci Simmons Presents Harmonic, Myia and Shun Handri; 4:50 p.m. Stara & Blus; 5:10 p.m. Splitz Band; 5:50 p.m. African Soul ; 6:10 p.m. Ren Raddius Hip Hop—6:45 p.m. LG; 6:55 p.m. The Swank; 7:10 p.m. Shamrock; 7:25 p.m. Showtime; 7:45 p.m. Black Nerd; 8:05 p.m. Chrismis; 8:15 p.m. Wolf Pack; 8:30 p.m. Tony B; 8:45 p.m. Cassie Chantel; 9:05 p.m. Jet Squad [Gabe Vodicka] EVENT | Saturday, June 8

35th Annual Athens Human Rights Festival College Square · 12–10 p.m. · FREE!

UGA professor Melisa Cahnmann-Taylor and features five weeknights of poetry readings upstairs The Globe, starting with Judith Ortiz Cofer on Thursday, June 6. Stephen Corey, Jenny Gropp Hess and The Georgia Review team take over on Friday night, June 7, followed by Laura Newbern Monday, June 10; Jericho Brown Tuesday, June 11; Tamara J. Madison Wednesday, June 12 and the Athens Poetry Collective Thursday, June 13. Serious poetry here, folks, and fun! [Sydney Slotkin]

Relentless rains during the first weekend of May forced the outdoor, family-friendly fest to pack up early—something the Athens Human Rights Festival had not done once in its 35-year history. The official rescheduling is proof that nothing can hold it down, not

Black Nerd

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information booths will line the perimeter of the square, and plenty of children’s activities will be available to keep the tiniest of activists occupied. Here’s the latest schedule: Saturday 12 p.m. Festival Welcome/ Paul Lombard; 12:30 p.m. Casa de Amistad (Brenda Nordgren) Georgia Conflict Center (John Lash) Open Mic; 1:00 p.m. String Theory; 1:45 p.m. Project Safe (April Byrne) Food Bank of NE Ga.; 2:15 p.m. Hart Sawyer & the Love Project; 2:45 p.m. Undocumented H.S. Students (Ian Altman), Georgia Peace and Justice Coalition; 3:15 p.m. American Mannequins; 3:45 p.m. People for a Better Athens (Russell Edwards) GMOs (Todd Lister) Open Mic; 4:10 p.m. Jimmy Parr; 4:25 p.m. Green Party (Dan Everett)/Open Mic; 4:45 p.m. Shehehe; 5:25 p.m. Occupy Athens/ Open Mic; 5:40 p.m. Lazy Locomotive; 6:15 p.m. Lee Kesieg/Open Mic; 6:30 p.m. Lowdive; 7:15 p.m. Life (poet); 7:30 p.m. Michael Guthrie; 8:15 p.m. Open Mic; 8:25 p.m. Gay Pride (Ricky Roberts); 8:40 p.m. Lacie and the Glitter Cabaret; 9:20 p.m. Ed Tant; 9:30 p.m. to closing Cosmic Charlie. [Jessica Smith]

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EVENT | Friday, June 7 & Saturday, June 8

Hot Corner Celebration and Soul Food Festival N. Hull Street · FREE! (World Famous shows · $5) The Hot Corner Festival, a celebration of economic vitality and the growth of business downtown, returns with a ridiculously full schedule of music, food and fun and concludes both nights with a star-studded after party show at The World Famous. (See Calendar.) FRIDAY The Free Gospel Praise Party begins in the Morton Theatre at 6 p.m. MC is Barbara “Lady B.” Sims and the starstudded cast includes Dr. Tawana Mattox, Encounter, Locked and Loaded, The Kingdom Mime, Ebenezer East, Billups Grove, Mark Brightwell, Minister Eric Burgess and Friends, Mark 1:16, Maple Springs Young Adult Choir, Destined, Reeds Chapel, New Grove Mime Ministry, Marcus Brown, The Notes, Quenishia Cunningham, Anointed Believers and Young Gunners

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stuff to the Caledonia Lounge on Saturday. Fans of other UK genre standouts like Belle & Sebastian and Camera Obscura will find much to love in The School’s sugary sound, where aching melody and simple orchestral instrumentation reveal fleeting glimpses of sadness in much the same way as the American pop of the 1950s and ‘60s. There’s not much new here, but sometimes familiarity breeds contentment. [Gabe Vodicka] MUSIC | Sunday, June 9

Jake Shimabukuro Melting Point · 8 p.m. · $25 (adv.), $30 (door) Jake Shimabukuro has truly revolutionized how the ukulele is perceived. Having covered Michael Jackson, George Harrison and Queen, among others, he has demonstrated that the four-stringed thing is more than just an exotic, happy-sounding instrument. Eddie Vedder has all but called him the best ukulele player ever, and PBS recently released a documentary on the thirtysomething’s life and career (Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings), so he must be doing something right to garner such attention. His latest release, 2012’s Grand Ukulele, proved that he can have fun, on lively tracks like “Ukulele Five-O” and the handclap-happy “More Ukulele”; bring you to tears, with his stirring rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”; or even masterfully record a song—“Missing Three”—on three strings rather than four. [Brian Palmer]

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even Mother Nature. Live performances range from up-and-comers like Battle of the Bands winners Hart Sawyer & the Love Project and American Mannequins, to longtime local staples like String Theory and Michael Guthrie. In between sets, speakers representing various local organizations like the Georgia Conflict Center, Casa de Amistad and Project Safe will discuss current issues facing the community, offering several opportunities for audience members to ask questions or take over the microphone themselves. As always,

MUSIC | Saturday, June 8

Tunabunny, The School, Monsoon Caledonia Lounge · 9:30 p.m. · $5 (21+), $7 (18–20) Cardiff, Wales twee-pop collective The School is touring the United States for the first time in its young life; with the help of noted local pop junkie and HHBTM label head Mike Turner, the group brings its sunny

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Tuesday 4 COMEDY: Shameless Comedy: Reformed Whores (The World Famous) A musical comedy duo that features two Southern belles singing about everything from venereal disease to drunk dialing with sweet harmonies and wit. 8 p.m. $10. www.theworldfamousathens.com COMEDY: OpenTOAD Comedy Open Mic (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Voted by Flagpole’s readers as Athens’ “favorite comedy night” in 2011 and 2012, this comedy show allows locals to watch quality comedy or perform themselves. Email to perform. First and third Tuesday of every month! 9 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. calebsynan@yahoo.com, www.flickertheatreandbar.com EVENTS: “It’s All Grieg to Me” (Madison Morgan Cultural Center, Madison) David and Julie Coucheron join Christopher Rex and the Lee Harper Dancers to bring the Norweigan fairy tale depicted in Edvard Grieg’s “Peer Gynt Suite” to life. Preceded with a decorated bike parade, and followed by an ice cream social. Part of the Madison Chamber Music Festival. 10:15 a.m. FREE! www.mmcc-arts.org EVENTS: Tuesday Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Fresh produce, cooking demonstrations and childrens activities. Offers double dollars for EBT shoppers. Held every Tuesday. 4–7 p.m. 706613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (First Christian Church, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 4–7 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Pints 4 Pints: American Red Cross Blood Drive (Terrapin Beer Co.) Blood donors receive a voucher for a free Terrapin beer tour and souvenir pint glass. Visit the website to make an appointment and enter the code “Terrapin.” 10 a.m.–3 p.m. FREE! www.redcrossblood.org FILM: Atitlán in Bloom (Flicker Theatre & Bar) A travelogue exploring the towns around Lake Atitlán through characters like herbalist Doctor Pizza, French mystic Alain Galtie and local artist Feliciano Pop. 6 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways. Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com

GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 GAMES: Twisted Trivia (The Office Lounge) Twist your brain! 7:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 KIDSTUFF: Book Sprouts (Oconee County Farmers Market) “Dig into Reading”-themed stories and activities presented by the Oconee County Library. 4–6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.com/oconee KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months–5 years old and their caregivers. Every Tuesday and Wednesday. 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Underground Craft Lab: Zine Fest (ACC Library) Design your own mini magazine about anything you want. For ages 11–18. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Summer STEM Series (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Discover how fossils are formed by making your own. Kids under 6 years old will need a parent. Pre-registration required. 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 LECTURES & LIT: Special Collections Tour (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Tour the exhibit galleries of the Walter J. Brown Media Archives and Peabody Awards Collection, the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript Library and the Richard B. Russell Library for Political Research and Studies. 2 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl MEETINGS: Athens Food Revolution Meeting (New Earth Music Hall) March Against Monsanto Athens joins Athens Food Revolution in an open meeting to discuss an upcoming demonstration, as well as future tactics for promoting organic, sustainable agriculture and GMO labeling. 7–8:30 p.m. FREE! www.newearthmusichall. com

Wednesday 5 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour of highlights from the museum’s collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes with SALSAthens. Every Wednesday. 6:30-7:30 p.m. (intermediate), 7:30-8:30 p.m. (beginners). $8 (incl. drink). 706338-6613 CLASSES: Beer Academy (Trappeze Pub) Meet beer experts and discuss different kinds of beer. First Wednesday of the month. 7 p.m. 706-543-8997 EVENTS: Rescue Me! Dog Meet & Greet (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Meet some adoptable dogs. Well-

socialized, non-aggressive dogs welcome to attend. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenshumanesociety.org EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market. 4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket. net EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Madison Bar & Bistro) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog! Every Wednesday. 5–7 p.m. FREE! www.indigoathens.com GAMES: Crows Nest Trivia (Dirty Birds) Every Wednesday in the Crows Nest. 8 p.m. FREE! 706546-7050 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points location) Open your pie-hole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7424 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Movie Trivia (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Hosted by Jeremy Dyson. 9 p.m. www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5. Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: DIY Series: Bookmaking (Oconee County Library) Make two different types of books and learn all about zines and smashbooks. Supplies provided, but feel free to bring your own. For ages 11–18. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.com/oconee KIDSTUFF: Teen Advisory Board (Oconee County Library) Teen Advisory Board (TAB) is a group of teens who gather at the beginning of every month to discuss and plan upcoming events. Creativity and leadership traits are necessary. Ages 11–18. Registration required. 7-8 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195

An evening dress and coat by Cristóbal Balenciaga are on display in “Fashion Independent: The Original Style of Ann Bonfoey Taylor” at the Georgia Museum of Art through Sept. 15. KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) See Tuesday listing for full description 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Storyteller Kim James (Madison County Library, Danielsville) The Children’s Specialist of the ACC Library shares stories and music. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling Concert (Oconee County Library) Kim James, the Children’s Specialist at the ACC Library, shares stories and music. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. com/oconee LECTURES & LIT: Word of Mouth (The Globe) Monthly open poetry reading. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 LECTURES & LIT: Speaking Pages: A Spoken Word Event (Avid Bookshop) A monthly gathering for writers and performers to share their works. Storytelling, prose, essays, poetry and spoken word performances welcome. 6:30–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: Buddha Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) A discussion group that supports applying Buddha’s teachings to end suffering in all areas of life. Every Wednesday. 6 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-351-6024

Thursday 6 ART: Drawing in the Galleries (Georgia Museum of Art) Open hours for visitors to sketch in the galleries using graphite or colored pencils. 5–8 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org EVENTS: Days of Wine & Ciné 2 (Ciné Barcafé) Join local independent film maker and wine sommelier Dan Jordan for a wine tasting event,

which features four pours from a light sparkling white to a complex, dry red. Tickets include admission a choice of films screening that night. 6:30 p.m. $25 (single), $45 (couple). www.athenscine.com EVENTS: Percentage Night for Green School Alliance (Terrapin Beer Co.) Featuring educational activities, snacks from the Streets Cafe food truck and live music by the Lauren St. Jane Band. The brewery will tap a specialty cask of Terrapin’s Get Schooled ale. A portion of the proceeds benefit the Green School Alliance. 5:30-7:30 p.m. www.terrapinbeer.com FILM: Art and Intrigue Film Series: Exit Through the Gift Shop (Georgia Museum of Art) Made by street artist Banksy, this documentary focuses on Thierry Guetta aka Mr. Brainwash, a fan of guerilla public art. 7 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Trivia (The Volstead) Every Thursday! 7:30-9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling Concert (ACC Library) Andy Offutt Irwin is a storyteller, humorist, musician, whistler, walking menagerie of sound effects and dialects, and so much more. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Thursday Storytime (Avid Bookshop) Join Avid for books and games. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Crafternoon (Oconee County Library) Drop in for a fun, self-guided activity. Visit website for schedule. Every Thursday.

2:30–4:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/oclcs LECTURES & LIT: Preserving Digital Photographs (ACC Library) A webinar by Bill LeFurgy discusses how to preserve digital photo files. 6 p.m. FREE! 706-6133650 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Judith Ortiz Cofer is a Georgia Hall of Fame poet and UGA’s Regents and Franklin Professor of English and Creative Writing. She reads selections from her awardwinning poetry and prose as part of the Seat in the Shade: Summer Poetry Series. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@ uga.edu MEETINGS: Oconee Rivers Audubon Society (Memorial Park, Picnic Shelter No. 1) A short meeting to elect officers for the upcoming year and a potluck dinner. Bring a dish to share. 6 p.m. FREE! www. oconeeriversaudubon.org MEETINGS: ACC Planning Commission (Dougherty Street Governmental Building) Public comment on Selig Enterprises’ rezoning request. 7 p.m. FREE! www.accplanning.com PERFORMANCE: “Virtuoso Romantics” (Madison Morgan Cultural Center) Award-winning violinist Chee-Yun and pianist Natasha Paremski perform, followed by a moonlight reception. Part of the Madison Chamber Music Festival. 7:30 p.m. $5–25. www.mmcc-arts. org

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THE CALENDAR! sons. Every Friday. Come ride Pandemonium, the mechanical bull! 8–10 p.m. 706-254-7338 EVENTS: Gospel Praise Party (Morton Theatre) MC Barbara “Lady B.” Sims leads a cast of several performers including Maple Springs Young Adult Choir, The Kingdom Mime, Locked and Loaded, The Notes and more. See Calendar Pick on p. 16 for details. 6 p.m. FREE! www.mortontheatre.com EVENTS: Hot Corner Festival After Party (The World Famous) A night of music and comedy with MCs Lincoln Rhyme, Emme Ye and Duddy Ken and two comedy sets by Budda. Followed by a dance party with DJ Cabbage Looper. A portion of proceeds benefit the nonprofit Hot Corner Association. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 8 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens.com EVENTS: Athens Cabaret Showgirls (Go Bar) A unique drag show featuring performances by local drag artists. 10 p.m. $5. 706546-5609 KIDSTUFF: Family Fishing (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Bait, poles and tips are provided for fishing at Claypit Pond. For children of all ages. Call to register. 6–7:30 p.m. $7–10 (per family). 706-613-3615, www.athensclarkecounty.com/sandycreeknaturecenter KIDSTUFF: Lunch at the Library (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Free, healthy lunches, stories and crafts for kids ages 18 & under. Lunches for adults are $3. Pre-registration required. 11:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. FREE! (kids), $3 (adults). 706-795-5597 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Stephen Corey and Jenny Gropp Hess, editor and managing editor of The Georgia Review, read selections from their poetry and prose as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Poetry Series. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Picnic with the Athens Flute Choir (Memorial Park) Pack a meal for a performance of American music. 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! daniel.e.self@gmail.com, www.athensflutechoir.org PERFORMANCE: “Dixieland in the Park” (Madison Morgan Cultural Center) Hotlanta Dixieland Jazz plays lively music from New Orleans. Attendees are welcome to bring chairs, coolers and song requests. Part of the Madison Chamber Music Festival. 7:30 p.m. FREE! www.mmcc-arts.org

Saturday 8 ART: Carter & Friends Pottery Sale (Carter Gillies Pottery Studio) Tour the studio and view recent works by local potters including Carter Gillies, Geoff Pickett, Jeff Bishoff and Juana Gnecco. 10 a.m.–4 p.m. 706-546-7235, cartergilliespottery.wordpress.com CLASSES: Saturday at the Rock: Canning and Food Preservation (Rock Eagle 4H Center, Eatonton) Learn how to can and preserve your own food. 9:30–11:30 a.m. $5. 706484-2862 EVENTS: Hot Corner Festival (Downtown Athens) The annual celebration of local African American culture returns to downtown with an all-day lineup of gospel singing, R&B, jazz, hip hop and other performers. Kids’ activities, an art corner and plenty of BBQ and soul food, too. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 12–9 p.m. 706-338-8042

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EVENTS: Family Day (By Your Leave Family Resource Center) Storytime, 10-minute massages, live music and a potluck. 10 a.m.–6 p.m. FREE! 706-255-1136, seycia09@ gmail.com EVENTS: 15 Year Anniversary Party (Blind Pig Tavern, Baldwin St. location) Celebrate 15 years of Blind Pig Tavern with a pig roast and live music from Sugarfoot, Midnight Sun, Chris Moore, The Boys from Nowhere with Clarence Cameron and The Rays featuring singer Carla LeFever. Music begins at 4 p.m. 10 a.m.–10 p.m. www.blindpigtavern. com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market. This week includes a Junior Master Gardeners activity for kids. Live music by Good Graeff and Dale Wechler. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: 35th Annual Athens Human Rights Fest (College Square) A full day of speakers, information booths, kids’ activities and live music by Tealvox, Rollin’ Home, Shehehe, Cosmic Charlie and more. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 12–10 p.m. FREE! www.athenshumanrightsfest.org EVENTS: First Annual IHNA Chili Cook-off and Family Cookout (Terrapin Beer Co.) Taste test the competition’s chilies and enjoy hamburgers, hot dogs, vegetarian items and a moonbounce. Proceeds benefit the Interfaith Hospitality Network of Georgia. 5:30–7:30 p.m. $7 (meal ticket). www.terrapinbeer.com EVENTS: Athens Area Democrats Breakfast (Brett’s Casual American Restaurant) This month’s speaker is ACC Mayor Nancy Denson. Call or email to reserve a seat. 9 a.m. $11. 706-248-7455, athensareademocrats@hotmail.com EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (Oconee County Courthouse, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 8 a.m.–1 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Luau Party (The Sandbar) A tropical menu and live music by Doc Martin & Da Moon Cabbage Kids. 5–10 p.m. www.facebook.com/ broadriver KIDSTUFF: Saturday Storytime (Avid Bookshop) Join Avid for books and games. 1 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Second Saturday Storytime (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Hear a nature story and learn about the woods and animals. 2:30–3 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 KIDSTUFF: Cloth Diaper Workshop (By Your Leave Family Resource Center) Learn about cloth diapers and other alternative options. Babies welcome. 2:30–3:30 p.m. FREE! 404-805-0113 KIDSTUFF: Dig into Fossils (Madison County Library) Meet a real geologist and paleontologist and learn about the fossils in Georgia. See the teeth of mammoths, mastodons and giant great white sharks, dinosaur eggs and other fossils. Bring a fossil or rock to show or identify. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Camp Out (Oconee County Library) A morning of campfire stories, songs and a DIY treat. Registration required. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950

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KIDSTUFF: Animal Appetites (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Learn what animals eat and feed a few critters. For families and children ages 6 & above. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $7/ family. 706-613-3615 LECTURES & LIT: Athens Writers Association (Jittery Joe’s Coffee, 2950 Atlanta Hwy.) The new group’s inaugural meeting covers writing resources in Athens and allows writers to meet. All ages welcome; no dues required. 7–8 p.m. FREE! www. athenswritersassociation.wordpress. com MEETINGS: Athens Transgender Solidarity Group (Little Kings Shuffle Club) For gender nonconforming people. Drinks at Little Kings then pizza at Transmet. Every second Saturday of the month. 7 p.m. undulatedtinamou@gmail.com

Sunday 9 ART: Carter & Friends Pottery Sale (Carter Gillies Pottery Studio) See Saturday listing for full description 10 a.m.–4 p.m. 706-546-7235, cartergilliespottery.wordpress.com

PERFORMANCE: “It Takes a Thief” (Madison Morgan Cultural Center, Madison) The Vega Quartet performs with guests pianist Will Ransom and cellist Christopher Rex. Reception to follow. Part of the Madison Chamber Music Festival. 3 p.m. $5–25. www.mmcc-arts.org

Monday 10 GAMES: Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Athens’ toughest trivia. $100 grand prize every week! All ages. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-8997 GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 KIDSTUFF: Open Playtime (ACC Library) Children ages 1–3 and their caregivers can come play with toys and meet friends. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Movie Monday: Catfish (Oconee County Library) A documentary about online deception. Snacks provided. For ages 11–18. 3–5 p.m. FREE! 706-7693950

houses, gourds and more. 4–7 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org GAMES: Twisted Trivia (The Office Lounge) See Tuesday listing for full description 7:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways. Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 GAMES: Athens Area Homeless Shelter Trivia Night (Buffalo’s Café) Register in teams of 4–8 for a trivia battle featuring prizes. Proceeds help the shelter’s children attend summer camps and daycare in Athens. 6–9 p.m. $75/team. 706354-0423, www.helpathenshomeless.org GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays &

Exit Through the Gift Shop will screen on Thursday, June 6 at 7 p.m. as part of the Georgia Museum of Art’s “Art and Intrigue” Film Series. EVENTS: Sail Out on Lake Chapman (Sandy Creek Park) Community Boating of Athens offers an afternoon of sailing for experienced and novice participants alike. Volunteers will be on hand for quick training. 2–4 p.m. $2 (park entrance). www.facebook.com/communityboatingofathens FILM: The Hobbit (Madison County Library) The hobbit Bilbo Baggins is swept into a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom from the fearsome dragon Smaug in this animated classic. 6 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, Broad Street location) What do you really know? 6 p.m. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Café) “Brewer’s Inquisition,” trivia hosted by Chris Brewer. 7 p.m. FREE! 706354-6655, www.buffaloscafe.com/ athens GAMES: Trivia (Amici) Test your skills. 9 p.m. 706-353-0000 GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Hosted by Evan Delany. Cash prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! www.thecapitalroom. com KIDSTUFF: Cave Painting (Madison County Library) Decorate the library like a pre-historic cave with bison, bears and handprints. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 LECTURES & LIT: YA for Not So YAs Book Club (Avid Bookshop) A new book club focuses on YA novels for adults of any age. 6:15 p.m. avid. athens.rachel@gmail.com

LECTURES & LIT: Go Native, Remove Invasives (Oconee County Library) Debbie Cosgrove explains how removing invasive species benefits a garden. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Laura Newbern is the poetry editor of Arts and Letters, a bi-annual journal of creative writing from Georgia College. She reads selections form her poetry as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Reading Series. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@ uga.edu

Tuesday 11 CLASSES: Drought and Trees (ACC Water Conservation Office) A workshop on how to care for trees during times of drought. 6–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.thinkatthesink.com EVENTS: Second Tuesday Tasting (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Sample a variety of summer beers. 6 p.m. www.heirloomathens.com EVENTS: Tuesday Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Fresh produce, cooking demonstrations and childrens activities. Offers double dollars for EBT shoppers. Held every Tuesday. 4–7 p.m. 706613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (First Christian Church, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, bird-

Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) See Tuesday listing for full description 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Jericho Brown teaches creative writing at the University of San Diego and is a recipient of the Bunting Fellowship at Harvard University. He reads selections from his work as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Reading Series. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@uga.edu LECTURES & LIT: Special Collections Tour (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Tour the exhibit galleries of the Walter J. Brown Media Archives and Peabody Awards Collection, the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript Library and the Richard B. Russell Library for Political Research and Studies. 2 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl

Wednesday 12 ART: Opening Reception (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) For handsewn, abstract quilt squares by Sydney Slotkin. 8–9 p.m. FREE! www.heirloomathens.com CLASSES: SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes with SALSAthens.

6:30-7:30 p.m. (intermediate), 7:30-8:30 p.m. (beginners). $8 (incl. drink). 706-338-6613 EVENTS: Wine Academy (Trappeze Pub) Expand your wine tasting experience. Every second Wednesday of the month. 7 p.m. $14. 706-5438997 EVENTS: Rabbit Box (The Melting Point) This month’s theme is “Guns: A True Story from my Life.” Listen as Michele Chidester, Jeffrey Henderson, David Kulniszewski, Maureen McLaughlin, Kate Morrissey, Kerry Steinberg, Ivan Sumner and Marty Winker share stories. For adult ears. 7–9 p.m. $5. www.rabbitbox.org EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Madison Bar & Bistro) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog! Every Wednesday. 5–7 p.m. FREE! www.indigoathens.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market. 4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket. net GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! 9 p.m. FREE! 706546-1102 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Crows Nest Trivia (Dirty Birds) Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-7050 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points location) Open your pie-hole for a chance to win! 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706850-7424 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706-548-1920 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (Oconee County Library) All dedicated fans and new fans of anime and manga are invited. Ages 13–18. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Andy Offutt Irwin, Funny Man (Madison County Library) Andy is a storyteller, humorist, musician, whistler, walking menagerie of sound effects and dialects, and so much more. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-796-5597 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling Concert (Oconee County Library) Live music, stories and more from Andy Offutt Irwin. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-7693950 KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) See Tuesday listing for full description 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Buddha Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) A discussion group that supports applying Buddha’s teachings to end suffering in all areas of life. 6 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-351-6024 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Tamara Madison reads a selection from her poems, some of which have been published in Poetry International, as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Poetry Series.

See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@uga.edu THEATRE: The Tempest (Ashford Manor) T. Anthony Marotta directs Shakespeare’s tale of vengeance, romance and the sea. Picnics welcome. Activities for kids precede the performance. June 12–16, 8 p.m. $8–16. www.athensmusic.net, www. roseofathens.org

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 4 Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 10 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com BLACK TAXI Variously described as dance-punk and “grit-pop,” this group hails from New York City. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ BLOWPOP Joe Kubler (Bubbly Mommy Gun) spins a set of tunes. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com TOWE FAMILY BAND No info available. The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com JOHNNY ROQUEMORE & THE APOSTLES OF BLUEGRASS Atlanta-based bluegrass group pushing past the traditional with upbeat tempos and off-beat lyrics. Mirko Pasta 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-5641 (Gaines School Road location) LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL Host Eddie Owen presents this week’s showcase of singer-songwriter talent, featuring Reynolds & Williams, Five Eight and Eliot Bronson. State Botanical Garden of Georgia Sunflower Music Series. 7 p.m. $15. botgarden.uga.edu SHONNA TUCKER & EYE CANDY The former Drive-By Truckers bassist plays inspired folk-rock tunes with her new band. THAYER SARRANO Local songwriter playing hazy, Southern-inspired shoegaze tunes that create desolate musical environments. Sundown Saloon 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1180 AVERY DYLAN’S OPEN MIC NIGHT All musicians, singers, songwriters and/or bands welcome! The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 5 Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent. Every Wednesday! Farm 255 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DIAL INDICATORS Local jazz act featuring Jeremy Roberts on guitar and George Davidson on tenor saxophone.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com VIKING MOSES Songwriter Brendon Massei’s long-running, constantly touring soul-rock band. Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 6 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com KINKY WAIKIKI Relaxing, steel guitar-driven band following the traditions of Hawaiian music. On the Rooftop. 11 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com BEN MILLER BAND Bluegrassinfused folk band from Joplin, MO. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ DE CHAISE LOUNGE Joe Kubler spinning a heady mix of lounge, exotica and yacht rock. Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com THE NIC WILES TRIO Modern jazz group made up of Drew Hart (bass), Thomas Avery (keys) and Nic Wiles (drums). Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com MODERN SKIRTS One of Athens’ favorite pop acts continues its farewell tour. This foursome went from piano-driven darlings to more experimental, electronic-inspired dance pop. The Melting Point On the patio. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. meltingpointathens.com JIM PERKINS Soulful local singersongwriter. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 BIG DADDY LOVE This band “brings a natural blend of grass, roots and rock to the emerging North Carolina music scene.” The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke! Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens is back for 2013! Join drummer Nicholas Wiles with bassist Drew Hart and pianist Steve Key for an evening of original music, improv and standards. Tapped 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-6277 KARAOKE Every Wednesday! Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com LEAVING COUNTRIES Local group led by singer-songwriter and guitarist Louis Phillip Pelot.

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Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends. ISAAC BRAMBLETT BAND Southern soul singer with a rootsrock band who has performed with Ike Stubblefield and Sunny Ortiz.. STATION 42 Local New Age Country/ Southern Rock trio. Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com VINCAS Energetic garage punk with growling guitars, howling vocals and a bit of rockabilly swagger. THE RODNEY KINGS Scuzzed-out local garage-punk trio. SHADE Dissonant, groove-oriented local post-punk band. DePalma’s Italian Cafe 6 p.m. FREE! 706-552-1237 (Timothy Road Location) WHISPER KISS Acoustic project featuring multi-instrumentalist Michael Wegner (Abbey Road LIVE!, Fuzzy Sprouts) and Shelley Olin (DubConscious, Grogus). Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com MOTHER THE CAR Local hard rock/ blues band playing fierce tunes. T.S. WOODWARD Psychedelic, piano-centric pop from this local singer-songwriter. SEX BBQ East Atlanta ‘surf-rock space wizards’ playing psychedelic yet melodic math-rock inspired tunes. FREE ASSOCIATES New local experimental band. Flicker Theatre & Bar 6 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar. com KATE MORRISSEY Best known for her dark velvet voice, Morrissey’s songwriting is literate and sincere, and her conversational live shows come punctuated with an offbeat sense of humor. Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 10 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com MACHINES ARE PEOPLE TOO Indie dance-pop from Chattanooga. Go Bar 11 p.m. 706-546-5609 KARAOKE John “Dr. Fred� Bowers hosts a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more. Green Room 10:30 p.m. $5. www.greenroomathens. com THE BARLETTAS Locals play cheeky, ‘60s-influenced rock with harmonies and honky-tonk overtones. ADRON The strong, fluttering voice of Atlanta’s Adrienne McCann meanders through her blend of mellow Tropicalia and low-key jazz. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com ODD TRIO One of Athens’ finest original jazz ensembles, this innovative group often incorporates looped audio into its compositions. The Melting Point 8 p.m. $5. www.meltingpointathens. com EMILY MCCANNON BAND Singersongwriter blends county and rock, citing influences like Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson. BOOMFOX Local rock band formerly known as The Sunlight Alchemists

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that describes itself as “Adele meets Stone Temple Pilots.� New Earth Music Hall 9 p.m. FREE! www.newearthmusichall. com TECROPOLIS Athens’ longestrunning electronic dance music monthly, with special guests GunFingaZZ (Angry Digweed vs D:RC), SPNKBNK (Trogdor vs Flash-Bomb) and DJ Andy Bruh Free. Nowhere Bar 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 SUPATIGHT Funk band from Boone, North Carolina. The Office Lounge Blues Night. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-5460840 THE SHADOW EXECUTIVES Get your fill of straight-up, authentic blues covers from this skilled Athens five-piece. This is an open jam and guests are welcome!

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 11 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com RADIATION CITY Quintet with a reputation of being one of Portland, OR’s most promising young acts. 8 p.m. www.georgiatheatre.com TAJ MAHAL TRIO Grammy winner and longtime guitar legend Henry Saint Clair Fredericks, a.k.a. Taj Mahal, leads his band into town. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ IMMUZIKATION Local mashup sensation Alfred Lapuz spins a set of tunes. Green Room 11 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com DIRTY NAMES Four-piece rock band from Maryland. THE WOODGRAINS Local band that plays a blend of funk, rock and soul

Ebenezer East, Billups Grove, Mark Brightwell, Minister Eric Burgess and Friends, Mark 1:16, Maple Springs Young Adult Choir, Destined, Reeds Chapel, New Grove Mime Ministry and more. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THOSE CATS High-energy sevenpiece soul and funk powerhouse from Statesboro. The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke! Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com REVEREND DEBRUHL Steeped in the heritage of strong guitar leads, powerful vocals and a pocket rhythm section, this local rock quartet plays

The Omega Bar 7 p.m. FREE! ($5 after 9 p.m.). www. theomegabar.com THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR Local smooth jazz group led by DJ and musician Dwain Segar. Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com LAUREN ST. JANE Americana/altcountry singer from Georgia. Walker’s Coffee & Pub 9 p.m. FREE! 706-543-1433 KARAOKE Every Thursday!

Friday 7 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com DIAMONDBACK Heavy rock band. WHITE FUNERAL Black-metal band from California. Buffalo’s CafĂŠ 8 p.m. $5. www.buffaloscafe.com/ athens ‘80s REWIND Playing all the hits. Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 8 p.m. FREE! www.butthuttbarbecue. com THE LUCKY JONES Rockin’ rhythm and blues from this local band. Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com THE DARNELL BOYS The three Darnell brothers play and sing country blues originals backed by upright bass, singing saw and junkyard percussion. CD release show! WILLIE HEATH NEAL Atlanta-based singer and guitarist influenced by the “outlawsâ€? of country and backed by The Damned Ole Opry. MOTHS Jacob Morris and his all-star backing band play an acoustic sort of ‘70s folk-rock with a pop sensibility and an inevitable psychedelic tinge. Farm 255 11:30 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com THE HALEM ALBRIGHT BAND Local jam band. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com SLEEP DANCE Moody, atomspheric chamber folk-pop band with experimental tendencies. CITYCOP Ohio-based post-hardcore band. VULVA THE WALRUS Indie band from Duluth, GA.

Viking Moses plays Flicker Theatre & Bar on Wednesday, June 5. featuring three vocalists and charismatic harmonies. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar Matt Lane’s Birthday Celebration. 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com THE ARCS Long-running local rock band featuring Dave Gerow, Kevin Lane, Brandon Reynolds and Ben Spraker. Highwire Lounge 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge. com FRIDAY NIGHT JAZZ A set of jazz tunes for your dinnertime pleasure, usually led by pianist Rand Lines and featuring various guests. Every Friday! The Melting Point 8 p.m. $5. www.meltingpointathens. com THE SPLITZ BAND This band’s impressively wide range encompasses classic Motown, funk, disco and both old-school and contemporary R&B. Morton Theatre Hot Corner Festival. 6 p.m. FREE! www. mortontheatre.com FREE GOSPEL PRAISE PARTY MC is Barbara “Lady B.� Sims and the star-studded cast includes Dr. Tawana Mattox, Encounter, Locked and Loaded, The Kingdom Mime,

a bluesy Southern style with jazz and jam-inspired sounds. WUOG 90.5 FM 6 p.m. FREE! www.wuog.org #THETRIPLETHREAT Tune to 90.5 FM, stream via wuog.org or visit the station in person for a six-hour block of live hip hop, featuring over a dozen local and non-local acts, including Young $crilla, MIC-Audio, .dotGATSBY, Young Snead and many more. The World Famous 8 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens. com HOT CORNER FESTIVAL AFTER PARTY A night of music and comedy, featuring legendary local hip hop figure Duddy Ken, as well as MCs Lincoln Rhyme and Emme Ye and comedian Budda. DJ Cabbage Looper spins a late-night, old school hip hop dance party.

Saturday 8 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com LAST OF US Up-and-coming New York based metal-core band. THE FURIANT Punk band from Atlanta, Georgia. FAR FROM CALIFORNIA Nu-grunge band from Winder, GA.

Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 8 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net GOOD GRAEFF Folk-pop duo from Florida. (8 a.m.) DALE WECHSLER String Theory fiddler plays a solo set. (10 a.m.) Blind Pig Tavern 15 Year Anniversary Party! 4 p.m. FREE! 706-548-3442 THE RAYS FEATURING CARLA LEFEVER This band, led by longtime Athenian LeFever, is back with a new lineup and more rocking sound. THE BOYS FROM NOWHERE Local blues-jam group with a rotating cast, led by Clarence Cameron. SUGARFOOT New local band featuring Clint Swords, Damian Kapcala, Rodney Mykisen and Charlie Garrett. MIDNIGHT SUN Local acoustic duo playing a mix of covers and originals. CHRIS MOORE Bluesy local singersongwriter. Bootleggers Country & Western Bar 8 p.m. www.bootleggersathens.com JOE OLDS BAND Country band from Winder, GA influenced by George Strait, George Jones, and others. Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com TUNABUNNY Local act featuring a hazy and warped brand of experimental psychedelia. THE SCHOOL Pop band from Cardiff, Wales on its first-ever U.S. tour. MONSOON Female-fronted local post-punk band. College Square 12 p.m. FREE! www.athenshumanrightsfest.org Athens Human Rights Fest A full day of live music, speakers, kids

The Globe 10 p.m. FREE! 706-353-4721 SCRIBBLE Classic rock covers you never heard before. THE HONEY SLIDERS Motor city madness with this new power trio. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 ORANGE TWIN FAMILY BAND Various members of the longrunning local collective perform. DJ TWIN POWERS DJ Dan Geller (Gold Party, The Agenda) and friends spin late-night glam rock, new wave, Top 40, punk and Britpop. Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com BONNIE WHITMORE Country singer-songwriter who has been touring and performing since the age of eight. SOME DARK HOLLER Former Back Row Baptists bandleader Chris Porter joins forces with singer and fiddler Helen Gassenheimer to produce “handmade American music.� Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com DAVE MARR The former Star Room Boys singer plays solo in his deep and resonant country twang. Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ THE KING/MC CORD/TOASTER Three of Little Kings’ beloved staffers spin your faves, from the ‘80s to the present. N. Hull Street 12 p.m. FREE! 706-338-8042 HOT CORNER FESTIVAL The annual celebration of local African American culture returns to downtown Athens

The World Famous Hot Corner Festival After Party! 9 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens.com THE HEAP Funky indie-soul band based here in Athens with a killer horn section and fronted by Bryan Howard’s low, bass growl. KYSHONA ARMSTRONG Soulful singer-songwriter with a rootsy, bluesy sound.

Sunday 9 Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 4 p.m. $5. www.hendershotscoffee.com ATHENS SCHOOL OF MUSIC SHOWCASE Young musicians showing off the great things they have learned at this local music school. The Melting Point 8 p.m. $25 (adv), $30 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com JAKE SHIMABUKURO World-class ukulele master who has performed around the globe, captivating audiences with his flawless, passionate style. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. Ten Pins Tavern 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-8090 BACK ALLEY BLUES BAND Locals Paul Scales, Randy Durham, John Straw, Dave Herndon and Scott Sanders playing blues jams.

Monday 10 Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 FUTURE APE TAPES Local group creating psychedelic, experimental music driven by loops, beats, guitars and synths. HUSSY HUSSY Milledgeville-based experimental group.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 BO HEMBREE Guitarist from the band The Gypsys does a solo set. The World Famous 8 p.m. FREE! www.theworldfamousathens.com KENOSHA KID Centered around the instru-improv jazz compositions of guitarist Dan Nettles, Kenosha Kid also features bassist Robby Handley and drummer Marlon Patton. The group is packed with music, mischief, general mayhem, and offers a sound far from the middle of the road, serving noise-rock fans and jam band listeners equally.

Tuesday 11 Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 6 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com OLD SKOOL TRIO Funk, blues, and jazz featuring Carl Lindberg on bass, Seth Hendershot on drums and Jason Fuller on keys. Playing original compositions and the music of The Funky Meters, Dr. John, War, Sly and the Family Stone, Billy Preston, Stevie Wonder, Funkadelic and more. The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com DAVID LEINWEBER & THE SILVERBIRDS Leinweber has a repertoire that stretches for miles, tackling classic country, rock, folk and singer-songwriter favorites Mirko Pasta 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-5641 (Gaines School Road location) LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL Host Betsy Franck presents this week’s showcase of singersongwriter talent, featuring Lefty Williams, Diane Durrett and Randall Bramblett. Sundown Saloon 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1180 AVERY DYLAN’S OPEN MIC NIGHT All musicians, singers, songwriters and/or bands welcome! The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 12 Dirty Names play Green Room on Friday, June 7. activities, information booths and more. See Calendar Pick on p. 16 for details. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com NATE & THE NIGHTMARES New band fronted by Cars Can Be Blue’s Nate Mitchell. LOS MEESFITS Misfits covers done Cuban salsa style! RAJHI GAHLER Indie rock band from Murfreesboro, TN. MEGAJOOS Heavy, Nashville-based bass and drums duo. Front Porch Book Store 6 p.m. FREE! 706-372-1236 KELLY HOYLE FULLER Norma Rae guitarist and singer-songwriter.

and features an all-day lineup of live music, including gospel singing, as well as performances from Kyshona Armstrong, Tashia, Tony B, Wolf Pack, Black Nerd, The Splitz Band, African Soul, Jet Squad, Cassie Chantel and many more. See Calendar Pick on p. 16 for details. Nowhere Bar 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 FREDDY’S FINEST Duane Trucks fills in on drums for this up and coming soul/funk band. Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com THE LAST TYCOON Local outfit blending dark-folk and Americana influences.

DRY GRYZY Glitch-hop producer new to the Athens scene. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Local songstress Kyshona Armstrong hosts this open mic night every Monday! The Melting Point 8 p.m. FREE! www.meltingpointathens. com THE HOOT Monthly showcase put on by the Athens Folk Music & Dance Society. This month’s “AthFest sampler,� features sister duo The Skipperdees, High Strung String Band and Boycycle. Susan Staley opens and hosts.

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CLASSES Capoeira Classes (UGA Dance Theatre, Room 274) An AfroBrazilian art form combining martial arts, music and dance. Mondays & Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. $5/class. capoeira@uga.edu Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay� classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potter’s wheel every Friday from 7–9 p.m. “Family Try Clay� classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www. gooddirt.net

Computer Classes (ACC Library) Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Excel, eBooks and more. Call to register. 706-613-3650 Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Mama/Papa & Me craft class for ages 1–3 ((Saturdays, 10 a.m.), Craft Club for ages 6–10 (Wednesdays, 4 p.m.) and ages 3–5 (Thursdays, 4 p.m.), Family Crafterdays (Saturdays, 11 a.m.) and Adult craft Night (second Tuesday of the month, 7:30–9:30 p.m.). $10/class, $25/adult class, $30/4 classes. 706-850-8226, www.tree housekidandcraft.com Dance Classes (Floorspace) Bellydancing, Bollywood dance, fire dancing, yoga, burlesque, sewing and Middle Eastern drumming. Summer classes run through Aug. 1. Visit website for schedule. www. floorspaceathens.com Fepic Yoga (New Earth Music Hall) Ashtanga style yoga led by Vibrant Life. Outdoors on the patio, weather permitting. Monday–Friday, 11 a.m.–12 p.m. & 2–3 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-543-8283, www. newearthmusichall.com

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Mac Workshops (PeachMac) Intro to Mac, iPad, iPhoto and iCloud. Check website. FREE! www.peachmac.com Printmaking Workshops (Double Dutch Press) “Zine/Journal Making.� June 23 & 30, 2–4 p.m. or Aug. 13 & 20, 6–8 p.m. $65. “Reductive Woodcut.� Aug. 1, 8 & 15, 6–8 p.m. $85. “One Color Linocut.� Aug. 10 & 17, 2–4 p.m. $85. “Multicolor Screenprinting.� Aug. 24 & 31, 2–5 p.m. $75. www.doubledutchpress.com Reiki I Class Certification course. Call to register and for location. Jun. 8 & 9. 706-490-3816, energypath@ hotmail.com Twinges in Rusty Hinges (Memorial Park) Aquatic aerobics for seniors. Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays, 6–7 p.m. Saturdays, 10–11 a.m. $5/class. 706-6133580, www.athensclarkecounty.com/ aquatics Web Design (Madison County Library) Philip Bluh teaches the basics of designing websites using WordPress. Call to pre-register. Jun. 6 & 20, 6 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597

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Frances Jemini’s mixed-media piece, “Motherboard,� is on display at Amici through June. Yoga Classes (Thrive) Silver Tai Chi for Seniors, intro to Qigong, Mindful Vinyasa, Flow and Let Go Yoga, Taiji (Tai Chi) Concepts, Creative Movement, Yoga Sprouts, Movement Church and Community Style Acupuncture. Visit website for class schedule. 706-850-2000, www.thrivespace.net, www.holistic healthrevolution.com Yoga Gives (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) All levels of flow yoga taught by Claire Coenen. Donations benefit Nancy Travis, a non-profit that provides daycare to local children. Every Wednesday through summer. 8–9 p.m. $10 (suggested donation). clairecoenen@gmail.com, www.athensfivepointsyoga.com

HELP OUT Back to School Giveback Program (Petzone Dog Rescue) Collecting new and gently used uniforms and bookbags for local students. Tax deductible. 706-5468006, www.petzonedogs.com Donate Blood Give the gift of blood! Check website for donor locations. 1-800-RED CROSS, www.redcrossblood.org Free IT (Free IT Athens) Volunteers wanted for help with computer instruction and repair. Free IT Athens provides technology resources to Athens residents and organizations. www.freeitathens.org

KIDSTUFF Athens Creative Theatre Camp (Memorial Park, Quinn Hall) Campers learn the basics of theatrical performance through plays, games, puppetry and workshops. For ages 8–12. June 10–14 or June 17–21, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $83–125. 706-613-3628 Bridge Workshop for Kids (Oconee County Library) Learn how to crack secret codes and play the card game Bridge. Ages 10–15. Registration required. Mondays– Fridays, Jun. 17–28, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950, www. athenslibrary.org/oconee

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Fantastic Fridays (Bishop Park, Gym) Various obstacle courses and activities for ages 10 months–4 years and their parents. Call to register. 10–11:30 a.m. $5. 706613-3589 Intermezzo Piano Academy (The Church at College Station) Each day offers classes in rhythm, music history, composition, theory and private lessons. For all ages and musical backgrounds. June 17–22, 9:30 a.m.–1:30 p.m. $150. www. intermezzoacademy.com Jackson Eco Farms Summer Camps (Jackson Eco Farm) Work in the gardens and explore nature. Four sessions available. For ages 6–12. 706-202-5901, rachelparr@ jacksonecofarm.com, www.jackson ecofarm.org Mega Sports Camp (Church of the Nations) The week-long camp includes games of flag football, soccer, basketball, cheerleading, taekwondo and more, as well as daily biblical lessons. For kids entering 1st–6th grade. Jun. 24–28. 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $17–25. www. cotnag.com Mommy and Me: Wild World of Animals (Various Locations) Kids ages 2–5 and a parent can attend a program featuring crafts, games, stories and music one morning per week. Each week focuses on a different animal theme, and locations change daily. Call to pre-register. Jun. 10–Jul. 18, 9:30–11:30 a.m. $40–60. 706-613-3580, www. athensclarkecounty.com Play Groups and Yoga for Mamas and Babies (Arrow) “New Mamas and Babies Group.� Mondays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5. “New Mamas and Toddlers Group.� Thursdays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5. “Open Play.� Tuesdays & Thursdays, 2–4 p.m. $10. “Mama/Baby Yoga.� Tuesdays, 10:30–11:30 a.m. $14. “Pre-Natal Yoga.� Wednesdays, 5:45–6:45 p.m. $14. www.ourarrow. com Print Camp (Double Dutch Press) This introduction to three types of printmaking (monotype, relief and screenprinting) culminates in a handbound book of prints. Ages 8–10: June 4–7 & July 9–12. Ages

11–13: June 18–21 & July 16–19. Ages 14 & up: June 25–28 & July 23–26. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $150. www.doubledutchpress.com Second Annual 39 Clues in 48 Hours (Oconee County Library) A scavenger hunt challenge for the whole family. Pick up a sheet of clues between 3–6 p.m. on June 7 and return it by June 9 at 3 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee Summer Art Exploration Camp (Oconee Veterans Park, Watkinsville) Drawing, painting and more for ages 5–12. Sign up for one of four week-long sessions through Jun. 28. Mon.–Fri., 1:30–4:30 p.m. $125/wk. www.ocaf.com Summer Camps (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Garden Earth Camp, Sweet Pea Club Camp and Garden Explorers Camp. For ages 3–8. Check website for program descriptions and to register. $60-155. www.botgarden.uga.edu Table Tennis Camp (Oconee Veterans Park) Learn rules and fun tricks. For ages 8–18. Jun. 18–21. 706-769-3965, www.ocprd.com Treehouse Summer Camps (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Fairy themed, sewing, folk art, superhero themed, photography, puppetry and DIY crafts. Check website for dates, costs and age requirements. www. treehousekidandcraft.com Weekday Play Group (By Your Leave Family Resource Center) Unstructured playtime for children ages 4 & under. Every weekday. 10:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. FREE! 706255-1136, seycia09@gmail.com

SUPPORT Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.com Athens Mothers’ Group (Athens Mothers Center) A support and social group for mothers to find out about upcoming events, community resources and more. Children welcome. Meets every Tuesday & Friday, 9:30–11:30 a.m. www.athens ga.motherscenter.org

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Domestic Violence Support Group (Athens, GA) Support, healing and dinner for survivors. Tuesdays, 6–8 p.m., in Clarke County. First and Third Mondays, 6:30–8 p.m., in Madison County. Childcare provided. 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 Emotional Abuse Support Group (Athens, GA) Demeaning behavior and hateful words can be just as harmful as punches and kicks. Childcare provided. Call for location. Every Wednesday. 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 Emotions Anonymous (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program open to anyone with a desire to become well emotionally. Sundays, 4–5 p.m.

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ON THE STREET AthHalf Registration Open Registration continues until Oct. 18, with discounts for early registration. Race, Oct. 20, 7:30 a.m. info@ athhalf.com, www.athhalf.com Call for Submissions (Athens, GA) The Stray Dog Almanac, an Athens-based literary magazine, seeks unpublished prose, poetry and artwork. Deadline Aug. 1. FREE! www.straydogalmanac.com/submit Executive Leadership Program for Nonprofit Organizations (Georgia Center Hotel) Accepting applications for a

ART AROUND TOWN A LA FERA (2440 W. Broad St.) Artwork by Cap Man. AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Three-dimensional, multimedia compositions that utilize recycled and found materials by Frances Jemini. Through June. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter, Christine Shockley, Dortha Jacobson and others. Art quilts by Elizabeth Barton and handmade jewelry by various artists. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass. ARTINI’S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) “Virtual Landscapes,â€? by Brian Macbeth, are iridescent paintings influenced by cosplay, street art and graphics imaging. ATHENA JEWELERS (228 E. Clayton St.) Prints by Annette Paskiewicz. Through June. ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) “Artscapesâ€? presents student works in the Bertelsmann Gallery. • “XOXOâ€? presents works by senior portfolio students in the Myers Gallery. ATHENS FORD (4260 Atlanta Hwy., Bogart) Artwork by June Ball and Christine Bush Roman. Reception June 13. Through July. ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) “ATHICARDSâ€? is a deck of creative playing cards in which each card was designed by a different local artist. The exhibit includes each card in its original format. Through June 9. THE BRANDED BUTCHER (225 N. Lumpkin St.) Paintings and drawings by Sanithna Phansavanh. BROAD STREET COFFEE (1660 W. Broad St.) Photography by Jeremy Ayers. CINÉ BARCAFÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “The View from Here,â€? hazy photographs of underwater scenes by Julia Allen. Through June 25. THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Here & Thereâ€? includes photography by Thom Houser, Michael Marshall, Jim Fiscus and Chris Bilheimer, Rinne Allen, Michael Lachowski and Michael Oliveri. • “Inhabitâ€? features paintings by Jennifer Hartley, Hooper Turner, Claire Dunphy and Art Rosenbaum. EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) “Magic realismâ€? collages by Susan Pelham. Through June. FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 14 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics and fine furniture. Permanent collection artists include Anna Marino, Tom Phillips, Larry Hamilton and more. • In the lower gallery, “Heads Up,â€? ceramic works by Cheri Wranosky. Through June 18. FIVE STAR DAY CAFE (229 E. Broad St.) Black and white photographs by Theodore Lawrence. Through June. FLASHBACK GAMES (162 W. Clayton St.) An exhibit of over 40 video game inspired works by local artists. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by Emmanuel Taati. Through June. GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “The World All Aroundâ€? includes works by Michael Marshall, Jim Fiscus and Chris Bilheimer, Meg Aubrey, Alex Murawski, Robert Walden, Dayna Thacker, Adriane Colburn, Justin Plaskas and Michael Oliveri. Through June 9. • In the GlassCube, “Landscape for the Night,â€? an installation by Martijn van Wagtendonk. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Cityscapes by Ben Aronson.â€? Through June 30. • “Face Jugs: Art and Ritual in 19th-Century South

program exploring the latest knowledge in nonprofit management and leadership. Financial aid available. June 9–14. $3000. ksmith@fanning. uga.edu, www.elpno.org Paddleboarding (Sandy Creek Park) Stand-up paddle boards, as well as canoes and kayaks, are available for rent to use on Lake Chapman. Every Saturday and Sunday, 12:30–5 p.m. 706-6133631, www.athensclarkecounty.com/ sandycreekpark Summer Reading Program (ACC Library, Oconee Co. Library & Madison Co. Library) This year’s theme is “Dig into Reading,� and includes activities and prizes for children, teens and adults. Visit website to register. www.athens library.org f

Carolina.â€? Through July 7. • “Deaccessioning Bernard Smol.â€? Through July 7. • “Fashion Independent: The Original Style of Ann Bonfoey Taylor.â€? Through Sept. 15. THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Artwork by Bob Brussack. Through June. HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) Hand-sewn, abstract quilt squares by Sydney Slotkin. Reception June 12. On display June 4–July. HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE BAR (1560 Oglethorpe Ave.) In “Farewell to 1560,â€? Bob Brussack Creative presents monochrome portraits of members of the Hendershot’s community. JITTERY JOE’S ALPS (1480 Baxter St.) Oils on paper and mono prints by Stuart McCall Libby. JITTERY JOE’S DOWNTOWN (297 E. Broad St.) Light box installations and other collaborative works by Matty Goldstein and Graham Bradford. Through June. JITTERY JOE’S FIVE POINTS (1230 S. Milledge Ave.) Drawings, paintings and watercolors by Caitlin Galvin, Mary Parish and Adrienne Kitchens. KRIMSON KAFE (40 Greensboro Hwy., Watkinsville) Drawings and paintings by Bram Johnson and Audrey Hinkle. Through June. LAMAR DODD SCHOOL OF ART (270 River Rd.) “PRAXIS,â€? curated by Jeffrey Whittle, features works by Art Rosenbaum, Erin McIntosh, Jeremy Hughes, Stanley Bermudez, Jorie Berman, Kate Windley and other art professors at UGA. Through July 15. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “Period Decorative Arts Collection (1840–1890)â€? includes artifacts related to the historic house. • “Ossabaw Island: Holy Groundâ€? features works by the Ossabaw Artists Collective. Through July 27. MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 Hwy. 98 W., Danielsville) Oil paintings by Perry McCrakin and beaded gemstone jewelry by Cath Pentz. Through June. MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) Thomas Gonzalez’s illustrations from “14 Cows for America,â€? “The House on Dirty Thirdâ€? and “Ghandi: March to the Sea.â€? Through July 28. NORMAL TOWN SALONS (1379 Prince Ave.) Works by Dana Harrel Photography. Through June 21. OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) Paintings and drawings by Jim Hamilton. Through June. OCONEE CULTURAL ARTS FOUNDATION (OCAF) (34 School St., Watkinsville) In the Main Gallery, the “Annual Members Exhibit,â€? featuring over 125 works by members of OCAF. • In the Member’s Gallery, “Oconee Landscapes,â€? paintings by Robert Clements. Through June 21. PERK AVENUE (111 W. Jefferson St., Madison) “France: City and Country,â€? photography by Livy Scholly. Through July. SEWCIAL STUDIO (160 Tracy St.) Hand-dyed art quilts by Anita Heady and rust and over-dyed fabric on canvas by Bill Heady. SURGERY CENTER OF ATHENS (2142 W. Broad St.) Works by Elizabeth Barton. Through June. TECH STOP COMPUTERS (390 Atlanta Hwy.) Abstract expressionist acrylic paintings by Frances Jemini. Through September. TOWN 220 (220 W. Washington St., Madison) “Womanâ€? includes works by Katie Brick, Jill Brody, Kristin Casaletto, Abner Cope, Patrick McGannon, Richard Olsen, Betti Pettinati-Longinotti and Jean Westmacott. Through July. WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter.

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3BR/2BA pet-friendly house in Normaltown. Incl. water, trash pickup & lawn care. Only $900/mo. Aaron @ Arch Properties, (706) 207-2957. 4BR/3BA Dwntn. off Oconee St. Newly renovated throughout. 2 LRs, huge yd., W/D incl., pets welcome. Avail. Aug. 1. Only $1500/ mo. Aaron @ Arch Properties, (706) 207-2957. 4BR/4BA brand new house Dwntn. 3 stories, triple porches, off-street parking, HWFlrs., stainless, upgrades galore. W/D incl. Pets welcome. $1800/mo. Aaron (706) 207-2957. 425 Clover St. 3BR/2BA. UGA Med School/Nor maltown area. $1,000/mo. HWflrs., all appls. incl. WD. LR, DR, eat-in kitchen + 2 offices. New HVAC installed April ‘13. Interior/exterior paint prior to occupancy. Avail. Aug. 2. Call Carol, (706) 540-0472. 4BR/4BA newer houses, Dwntn. Walk everywhere! Walk-in closets, stainless, private BA, porches, deck. W/D incl., pre-leasing for fall. $1700/mo. Aaron, (706) 2072957. 4BR/2BA. LR, DR, laundry rm., bonus rms. Screened back porch overlooking creek. Covered parking. 1500 sf. Near Athens Tech. Newly renovated, new appls., lawn care. $850/mo. Avail. Aug 1. (706) 424-1571 Available Aug. 1! 3BR/1BA house. $900/mo. + utils. Dwntn., quiet n’hood. HWflrs., CHAC, W/D, covered porch, lg. closets, built-in bookcases, ceiling fans. Call (706) 224-2472. Best selection avail. in Athens! 100s of homes in convenient locations at affordable prices. Move-in today or pre-lease for Fall. Call (706) 389-1700 or visit www.RentAthens.com. Cedar Creek: 4B R / 2 B A , partially fenced yd., $950/ mo. UGA Med School area: 2BR/1BA, single carport, fenced yard, $825/mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 3532700, (706) 540-1529. F o r re n t . M o b i l e h o m e . 3BR/2BA. Total electric, W/D, garbage p/u incl. On bus route, private lot. $400/mo. Avail. now! (706) 548-2003. Great 4BR/4BA house. 1/2 mi. from campus. Front porch, back deck, nice yd., DW, W/D, CHAC. Pets OK. Avail. 8/1. Special! $1300/ mo. Call (706) 338-9173 until 11 p.m. Rent your properties i n F l a g p o l e Classifieds! Specials available. Call (706) 549-0301!

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For Sale Businesses Dwntn. Athens nightclub for sale. $250k. Serious inquiries o n l y. P a r t i a l f i n a n c i n g available. (706) 254-4343.

Furniture Furniture: hutch/table w/ 2 chairs, bed frames. Email cheryldee5@bellsouth.net for details. Moving, priced reasonably.

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Services Cleaning Henry Cleaning Service. If you eat, work or live there, I can clean it! License and insurance. Owner Henr y Elder. Athens, GA. (706) 5486748, c: (706) 255-8584. Move-out/move-in cleaning service. Professional & independent. Pet & earth friendly. Check me out on Twitter: @homeathens. Always budget friendly. Text/call Nick, (706) 8519087.

Home and Garden Hybrid daylilies for sale in potted clumps. Rainbow of colors. Patterns, edges, eyes. $25/ clump. (386) 490-3328. athensdaylily@gmail. c o m . w w w. f a c e b o o k . com/athensdaylily.

Misc. Services College guys avail. for work. Painting inside or out, maintenance & cleaning, driving, carpet cleaning, errands, yard work. You name it, we do it! (706) 8500491. Trying to get your personal business off the ground? Advertise in the Flagpole Classifieds! Call (706) 5490301 for details.

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