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There was a minor flap recently over a quote in a speech by the university system chancellor to the effect that if you can’t find a job and you majored in drama, there’s a probably a reason. The quote gave the impression that the chancellor doesn’t think a well rounded education has any value in what is euphemistically called “today’s economy,� but of course he does. The chancellor no doubt both appreciates the value of a well rounded education and the fact that most people go to college hoping to enhance their value in the job market. And, as a letter-writer pointed out in response to the chancellor, drama—in the form of the film industry—is indeed a big business in Georgia with lots of jobs. The chancellor’s first degree was in political science. He probably knows, but can’t afford to say, that it really doesn’t matter very much what you major in if you’re lucky enough to go to college. The truth is, you can’t go wrong. The truth also is that you can’t predict what today’s economy is going to do to you. The more you specialize, the greater your chances of making yourself obsolete. Let’s say you are preparing yourself for the field of mortuary science. (I know, but it’s only a matter of time. You can get a college degree in real estate and insurance and hotel management: the funeral profession has got to be poised to move up to academic status Chancellor Hank Huckaby soon.) But if you load your curriculum with embalming credits and then can’t find a job as an undertaker, you’re going to be limited in the job market as well as having some gaps in your general level of education. Embalming is not going to travel well. Even so, in earning your mortuary science degree, you will have learned how to learn; you will have acquired some mental discipline, time management and at least some awareness of ideas and other people. If you hang in there long enough to get a degree, it doesn’t really matter what it’s in. By the same token, the broader your degree and the wider your skill-set, the greater the chance that you’ll have something to offer that an employer needs—still assuming there are no vacancies in your chosen field of funeral management. And that’s what it all comes down to, anyway: management, and first of all, managing yourself. No kidding. And that’s the hardest part, right? If you can manage to get up in the morning and get to work on time and get everything done right and manage not to stay up too late drinking so that you can repeat it all the next day, then you’ll make a great worker. You’ll be even better if you have the ability to learn new stuff, which is another thing about that well rounded education. You didn’t really want to learn about those Shakespeare sonnets, and you were sure they’d never help you get a job, but learning them did teach you to grasp something unfamiliar and even introduced you to alien concepts you never would have got off TV, such as “love alters not when it alteration finds� and other stuff that might even improve your ability to understand “Mad Men.� The late, great Gamble Rogers was fond of saying, though he probably didn’t invent it: “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making plans.� Don’t worry about your college major. Educate yourself. Then you’ll be able to learn whatever job comes along. I know a lot of people, for instance, who majored in music. None of them ever made a living from it, but they all did well, because they learned some real mental and physical discipline. And they have also had music with them their whole lives, as an added extra. The chancellor’s political science probably comes in handy, too. Pete McCommons editor@flagpole.com

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Prince Avenue: Oh, yeah, and planning commissioners punted on the Prince Avenue corridor study. They tabled it for 90 days to refine the new CNE zoning category while strongly urging the county commission to fund a more comprehensive approach that includes transportation and safety. Auditor Out: The Athens-Clarke Commission essentially fired longtime county Auditor John Wolfe at its June 4 voting meeting. A majority of commissioners indicated they would not vote to renew Wolfe’s contract for another two years after his recent perfomance

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review, Mayor Nancy Denson said. “I don’t think I can comment beyond that,” she said. Wolfe is one of four high-ranking county officials who report directly to the commission, along with Manager Alan Reddish, Municipal Court Judge Leslie Spornberger Jones and Attorney Bill Berryman. The other three were reappointed—Reddish and Berryman with substantial pay raises. Wolfe most recently audited the Athens Downtown Development Authority. While commissioner and ADDA board member Mike Hamby was pushing outgoing Executive Director Kathryn Lookofsky to clean up downtown, Wolfe absolved the ADDA of responsibility and put the blame for perceived odor and trash issues squarely on the commission for not properly funding the Solid Waste Department. The position will take “a month or two” to fill, Denson said. “One thing I want us to concentrate on is what we’re going to require of the next auditor,” she said. She and commissioners will discuss what they want from the position at a retreat tentatively scheduled for later this month, including the length of time it takes to turn in reports, the hours the auditor works and whether the auditor should bring up issues he or she wants to pursue. Wolfe took the high road, thanking the 60 commissioners and four mayors he’s served under for reappointing him 10 times. “It has

A picture says a thousand words: Mayor Nancy Denson sandwiched between Selig’s PR guy, Brian Brodrick, Selig Vice President Jo Ann Chitty and Selig attorney Mike Morris. professional editorial advisor. Montevideo came under fire for his outrageous salary ($189,000 at its peak, though later reduced) and allegedly manhandling a student journalist covering the walkout (no charges were filed). Chuck Reece, the spokesman for the nonprofit’s board of directors, credited Montevideo with keeping The Red & Black on sound financial footing for most of his 30 years at the helm. But he and the board both agreed that the paper needs new leadership in the digital era, Reece said.

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Danny Sniff isn’t a fan of Selig Enterprises’ proposed downtown development. The University of Georgia’s chief architect—who owns the Flagpole building next door to the Selig site—agrees with critics who say it’s out of scale, architecturally bland and car-centric. Yet he stepped to the podium at the Athens-Clarke County Planning Commission meeting Thursday, June 6 to announce his support for approving the project. Sniff said that, while not perfect, the development was as good as it was going to get. ACC’s zoning code, he later explained, is not nimble enough to deal with citizen concerns. And so we wind up with developments that no one really likes that end up passing. “I think we need to tighten up our zoning rules so we can have the Athens we want,” Jerry Daniel told the planning commission. “This is not Atlanta. We don’t want to be Atlanta. But this is an Atlanta-style development.” It includes a Walmart’s worth of commercial space—102,000 square feet—375 student apartments with 990 bedrooms and 1,483 parking spaces in two decks that are, mercifully, hidden from view inside the six-story development. It will dwarf even the monolithic Classic Center. Yet none of that matters. Just a minor part of the development is up for consideration: 15 residential units, rather than the commercial space the zoning code requires on he groundfloor level. Selig wants to build the residential units on the ground floor along the future Firefly Trail and along narrow Wilkerson Street. And so Selig has us over a barrel. Except for that one tiny exception, everything else the Atlanta-based company wants to do, it can do without asking, and more. Attorney Mike Morris issued a veiled threat to the planning commission: deny or table this, and Selig will reconsider asking for a special use permit and build by right. That could mean the development that’s on the table now, with a few vacant storefronts added. Or it could mean something even bigger, with twice as many bedrooms. The parcel is almost 10 acres, and downtown zoning allows 200 bedrooms per acre. There are no regulations on parking. While expressing distaste for the project, planning commissioners said they had little choice but to approve the special use-request. So they did—unanimously. “We’re actually getting a better project and a few nifty perks we won’t get if we (turn it down),” chairman Paul Dellaria said. “Because they can build this by right. They don’t need us.” The mega-project now moves on to the county commission for a final vote Tuesday, July 2, where the outcome will probably be no different.

Bitchin’ Tesla. been truly an honor to serve the community,” he said. ACC will have another top position to fill, too. Fire Chief Iby George is quitting to start a fire science program at Athens Tech. Reddish will choose a replacement. Red & Dead Part Deux: After presiding over disastrous print cutbacks two years ago and a staff strike last year, Harry Montevideo is no longer the publisher of The Red & Black, the University of Georgia’s independent student newspaper. The paper made waves in 2011, when it reduced its print edition from five days a week to one and started focusing on online content. Last summer, the student staff walked off the job and made national news in response to a board member’s plan to run more positive stories and turn editorial control over to the

The board is writing a new strategic plan and simultaneously searching for a new publisher, Reece said. In the meantime, Advertising Director Natalie McClure is acting general manager. No matter what, Reece promised that The Red & Black will remain “an independent student voice” and a training ground for young journalists. The Electric Ride: Georgia Public Service Commissioner Tim Echols brought his Alternative Fueled Vehicles Roadshow to the Classic Center June 3. The event showcased electric Nissan Leafs and a Tesla Roadster, a school bus powered by propane, a Mercedes that runs on cooking oil and several vehicles that use compressed natural gas (CNG). The audience included Mayor Nancy Denson, Athens-Clarke County Transportation and

Public Works Director David Clark, Police Chief Jack Lumpkin and state Rep. Chuck Williams (R-Watkinsville). Echols himself used to drive a CNG car but sold it because the fuel isn’t available in Athens. “It wasn’t practical,” he said. Now, he fills up his state-issued Chevrolet Impala with E-85 (85 percent ethanol) gas in Conyers on the way to and from the Capitol. But he bemoaned the fact that many alternative fuels aren’t available in Athens. The PSC approved an Atlanta Gas Light plan in 2011 to build CNG stations across the state, but none are planned for Athens. “How can we be this progressive in this town and not have a CNG pump and not have an E-85 pump?” Echols asked. Solar Power: Echols also discussed a movement afoot on the PSC, the state’s utility regulators, to force Georgia Power to add solar to its energy profile. The company’s 20-year plan the PSC is voting on next month doesn’t include any solar, but PSC Chairman Lauren McDonald is pushing to add some. “If we can figure out how not to have a subsidy on solar, there is a very good chance I could support that,” Echols said. No subsidy may be needed. “In the past, solar just hasn’t been there economically, but prices have dropped by half over the past 18 months,” said Ted Terry, field coordinator for Atlanta-based Georgia Solar Utilities. The PSC recently voted to close two of four coal-fired boilers at Plant Branch in Milledgeville and will vote on closing the other two next month. Georgia Power is proposing an extensive and expensive greenfield environmental cleanup. Echols has another idea: clean it up to brownfield standards and turn the 1,900 acre property into a solar farm. Broun Rowndup: Ron Paul may have endorsed Rep. Paul Broun (R-Athens) for Senate, but his son, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), isn’t Broun’s biggest fan. After a recent Silicon Valley speech, Rand Paul was asked how tech entrepreneurs can support Republicans, citing Broun’s comment that evolution and the Big Bang are “lies straight from the pit of Hell.” Rand Paul threw Broun under the bus. “Most Republicans live in this century, not two or three centuries ago,” he replied. Blake Aued news@flagpole.com

capitol impact Jekyll Island’s Fate School is out, vacations have started and visitors from across the country are driving to one of the state’s great coastal attractions, Jekyll Island. What will they see when they arrive? A barrier island where the marshes, dunes, beaches and sea turtle nesting areas that evoke Jekyll’s natural beauty are properly protected? Or will they encounter a beachfront jammed full of junky development like Panama City or Myrtle Beach? There is an interesting debate over which of those scenarios will play out for Jekyll Island—a debate that involves basic math. The Jekyll Island Authority, which oversees the management of the island, appointed a citizens task force as part of the process of revising a master plan for future development. A 1971 state law says developed acreage can comprise “not more than 35 percent of the land area of Jekyll Island which lies above water at mean high tide.” The authority contends that Jekyll covers 5,543 acres of land and is 32 percent developed, leaving 166 acres available for new development and construction. The task force, however, determined the island’s area to be just 3,817 acres because a large swath of marshlands cannot be built upon and should not be included in the calculation. They say that 38.6 percent of the island has already been developed. That was obviously not what the authority staff wanted to hear. It asked the attorney general’s office to rule that the task force recommendations did not comply with the state law establishing the 35 percent limit. Attorney General Sam Olens has not issued a response. “It is important to set the limit so that the Jekyll Island Authority can move forward with a long-term plan so that we know the parcels we’re intending to redevelop are in concert with that plan,” said Eric Garvey, the authority spokesman.

Environmentalists and conservation groups have sided with the task force conclusion that Jekyll Island has already exceeded its limit for development. It’s a safe bet that one or more of those organizations will sue the authority if it tries to expand the number of acres to be developed. “We’d prefer to stay out of court, but a lawsuit is one of the options we would consider,” said Stephanie Stuckey Benfield, a former state legislator who is executive director of the environmental law firm GreenLaw. No one is demanding that the authority terminate any current developments. Environmentalists note that there are numerous parcels of property, such as vacant hotel sites, already classified as developed that could be used for redevelopment. The state law is clear in how far development of Jekyll can go: 35 percent of the land that makes up the island. Where the law is not specific is in how you define what constitutes “land” and whether coastal marshes should be included. Normally, you would try to determine what the legislative intent was when the law was enacted. That’s not easy to do when you are dealing with measures that were debated more than 40 years ago. Mike Egan, an Atlanta attorney and a retired Republican lawmaker, was one of the legislators involved in drafting the law that limits Jekyll’s development. “I thought we made it clear in the act, but I guess that we did not,” Egan told Associated Press reporter Russ Bynum. “I just think that land is dry land, not marsh.” What Egan is saying seems to be a matter of common sense and simple logic. Perhaps the attorney general will come to that same conclusion, but he has been reluctant to say anything so far.

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World War I, and the building was named in honor of students who had died in the war. The wings were retrofitted for offices, and the rotunda atrium was repaired to allow light into the space. Chris Lloyd and John Barrett received an award for turning a 1910 party house on the corner of Lumpkin Street and Milledge Avenue into Marker 7 Coastal Grill. With Armentrout Matheny Thurmond and Koons Environmental Design, they restructured the foundation, repaired the interior and added a large porch and kitchen. Lorinda and Pete Crane and Nackashi Design and Construction Co. received an award for the Cranes’ house at 297 Franklin St. Shortly after the Cranes bought the run-down house, a large tree fell into the middle of it, necessitating even greater repairs to rehabilitate the house.

with a loan. More recently, the house needed repairs to the roof and windows due to water damage. Hathaway and Daniel also had the exterior painted to make the ornamental details of the venerable Queen Anne house stand out. The sixth award was given to the UGA College of Environment and Design, Office of Sustainability and Office of University The Athens-Clarke Heritage Foundation Growing Up in Athens, GA. Begun in March Architects for their joint effort to rehabilitate annually highlights all that’s been preserved 2010, the page now has nearly 10,000 fans the Jackson Street Building, formerly Lamar around Athens in the past year. Last week and 5,000 pictures. Paul Trudeau, chairman of Dodd School of Art. The innovative use of at the Morton Theatre, the ACHF handed the Preservation Awards Committee, said the chilled beams, solar panels and water cisterns out a total of 15 awards in eight areas of page is an “innovative way to learn about, make it a very eco-friendly building. Designed achievement. discuss and share Athens history.” by Joseph Amisano of Atlanta, it’s still an The award for outstanding achievement Six awards were given in the category of excellent example of mid-century modern went to Flagpole contributor Kristen Morales outstanding rehabilitation. Chris Peter and architecture. and neighbors who championed the Buena Peterson Properties, LLC won for 290 Barber One of two outstanding stewardship awards Vista Heights Historic District. St., a rental house built around 1910-15 that went to the UGA Facilities Management The award for grassroots preservation had fallen into disrepair. Division for its efforts to maintain the fence went to Sarah and Todd Baker and Grady around North Campus. Thrasher and Kathy Prescott, who created Another went to First AME Church on the group Friends of Legion Pool and North Hull Street, founded in 1845, makfought successfully to keep this summering it the first African-American church time treasure around for the enjoyment in Athens. The current building dates to of the community. 1916, and preservation efforts have been There were two awards for outstandunderway for the past few years. Railings ing new construction. One went to the and stairs have been replaced and rebuilt Alpha Gamma Delta sorority for the to bring the church up to code. The louaddition on the back of their house. vres and frames in the belfry have been The Beaux Arts house, built in 1896 replaced, and the stained-glass windows by Thomas Carithers, was inspired by have been restored. the Columbian Exposition in Chicago in The President’s Award went to Barrow 1893. It is also known as the “Wedding Elementary School, built in 1923 and Cake House” for its frosting-like frieze. undergoing a renovation, watched over Purchased by Alpha Gamma Delta in the by a group of parents formed to stress 1939, it was eventually expanded to the importance of the history of the accommodate the ever-growing sorority. school and building. Recently, the additions to the rear were The Phinizy Spalding Award, for outdemolished and a new, more architecturstanding leadership in preservation, went ally fitting addition was added by ETL to Kathy Hoard, the go-to Athens-Clarke Construction Co. County commissioner for historic preserThe other award went to Donald vation and the first woman to receive the Scott and Bork Architectural Design award. Hoard was honored for her nearly for Scott’s house at 378 Yonah Ave. in 30 years of involvement in maintaining the newly designated Buena Visa Heights the historic character and integrity of Historic District. The design by Lori Bork Athens. It was noted that Athens has 12 This modern house on Yonah Avenue shows that you don’t have to build fake Craftsmans to preserve a neighborhood’s hisNewcomer fits the scale and character historic districts and that Hoard has been toric integrity. of the neighborhood. It uses compatinfluential in the creation of at least half ible components to the historic homes of those. without mimicking them, including lots of The UGA Office of University Architects was Richard Hathaway and Michael Daniel were “We have a responsibility to maintain the reclaimed wood from barns and reclaimed honored for the rehabilitation of Memorial honored for their rehabilitation of the 1893 wonderful sense of place those who lived floors. The second story is carefully concealed Hall, a multi-purpose building that many Cheney House, just around the corner at here before us left for us to pass on to future in the gable. remember as the place where they signed Milledge Avenue and Meigs Street. It was the generations of Athenians,” Hoard recently told Outstanding publication/program of the up for class. Begun in 1910 as a partnership first house in Athens to have indoor plumbFlagpole. year went to Jerry Crawley, Roy Moseman and between UGA and the YMCA, work halted when ing. In the 1970s, it was almost torn down to Johnny Kesler, who started the Facebook page the YMCA backed out. Funds were raised after build a KFC franchise, but the ACHF stepped in Stella Smith

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here’s a lot of plastic being thrown around Athens these days, and it’s not just credit cards. Disc golf, or Frisbee golf, is a casual sport that’s seriously growing in the Classic City. Saturday, June 15, 72 recreational, amateur and professional players will descend on Sandy Creek Park when Athens hosts its first Professional Disc Golf Association tournament since 2009. The Sandy Creek Sling is presented by Terrapin Beer Co. Athens has hosted a number of highly regarded tournaments that disc golfers worldwide still talk about. Saturday’s tournament is part of the Georgia Super Six Series, Georgia’s longest running and largest statewide disc golf series. It’s also an opportunity to play Sandy Creek that disc golfers have long looked forward to. “I decided to have a tournament to give players in the local community the chance to participate in a PDGA tournament and as a platform to showcase Sandy Creek Park to area players,� says tournament director Ryan Adams. Athenians are also using the tournament as a platform to showcase Athens to the players and their friends and families. As part of the title sponsorship, Terrapin, which has two baskets on its patio for employees to play disc golf, is inviting all the players to the brewery after the tournament for some classic Athens relaxation. Several other local businesses are sponsoring tees at the event, encouraging the players and their companions to make an Athens weekend of playing at Sandy Creek and enjoying all the restaurants, shops and activities when they’re not on the course. And for some players, it’s about a little local rivalry. “It’s nice to make the Atlanta players come to us for once and enjoy our great course at Sandy Creek Park,� says Jason Hartley, captain of the UGA disc golf team. He’ll play his 18th tournament on Saturday at Sandy Creek. In previous years, disc golf in Athens was played primarily by UGA students and small groups in town. Now, more Athenians are hitting the courses, from casual play with family and friends to recreational nights at Sandy Creek Park to up-and-coming players making a showing at out-of-town tournaments. “We continue to expand our disc selection,� says Michael Costello, regional marketing specialist of Academy Sports and Outdoors, which has sponsored every disc golf event at Sandy Creek this year. “I think in general we’ve seen an increased popularity in the sport, as it appeals to a wide audience.� It’s played on designated disc golf courses where the “holes� are above-ground baskets that catch discs thrown from as far as 400 feet away. The drivers, mid-rangers and putters are the discs themselves. Like ball golf, the goal is to hit the basket in as few strokes as possible.

Founded in California in the 1970s by the modern inventor of the Frisbee, “Steady� Ed Headrick, the sport of disc golf has grown worldwide. The PDGA, based outside of Augusta, has over 57,000 registered members from more than 20 countries. The ease of the sport combined with its affordability—a disc can be purchased for less than $10, and most courses are less than $3—has made it popular for all ages and walks of life. “Remember Othello, the board game?� asks Doug Porter, one of the designers of the Sandy Creek course. “Their slogan was ‘a minute to learn, a lifetime to master.’ That’s disc golf.� Fortunately, most Athenians find they don’t have to master disc golf to have fun with it. In March, members of the Athens Disc Golf Club—open to anyone who plays disc golf in Athens—launched a recreational doubles night. Casual disc golfers and people who want to learn how to play meet at Sandy Creek on Tuesdays at 6 p.m. for the opportunity to hang out with new people and enjoy an evening at the park. One mom showed up on the first night to secretly brush up on the sport so she could try to keep up with her son. Local artist Lauren Williamson, who’ll be making her tournament debut on Saturday, brings her dog Dylan, a favorite among the disc golfers, to the course to find her discs. One night, a foursome got to witness Jason Hartley throw an ace (a hole in one). “Straight down the middle with a touch of fade right into the chains,� says Hartley. “I believe I said something like, ‘That’s an ace!’ halfway there or so.� Hartley takes the sport more seriously than the recreational set, having played 37 courses in six states in just over three years. After Saturday’s tournament, he’ll travel to Charlotte to play the Charlotte Amateur Championships. He also joined four other Athens players at the PDGA’s Hall of Fame Classic last month outside of Augusta. “School is my current priority, but disc golf is a close second,� Hartley says. Fellow Athens disc golfer Bryan Huff took second place in the Amateur Advanced Men’s division at the Hall of Fame Classic, missing first place by two strokes in a field of 70. Competing in the pro division at Saturday’s tournament, Huff’s the only Athens player invited to next week’s inaugural Georgia Team Invitational in Lula, playing as part of an Atlanta team that will battle Chattanooga, Birmingham and Huntsville teams. The Athens Disc Golf Club intends to increase the number of eligible quality players, so that a full Athens team will be invited to battle it out in the future. But, you know, in a casual way. Marilyn Estes For more information on disc golf in Athens, visit www.facebook.com/ AthensDiscGolf.

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couldn’t have been cooler. Beginning with photographs and short blurbs of Taylor’s early life, “Fashion Independent” includes Taylor’s own sketches and even a few architectural drawings of her iconic home in Vail, CO. Just past the knee-high ski boots drenched in ostrich feathers, the exhibit begins to take shape as a timeline represented by activities and designers. The originally white gallery walls are lined with everything from hats, shoes, purses, bows and gloves (with the right pointer finger exposed for shooting a gun). While Taylor believed these accessories were vital to a put-together look, the heart of the exhibit lies in the original pieces from couture designers such as Charles James, Cristobal Balenciaga, Madame Gres and Hubert de Givenchy. Each outfit is complete and always daring, pushing the balance between functionality, comfort and the aesthetic in clothing. The pieces can also be observed as a representation of how each Taylor—whether horseback riding, designer’s artistic process developed over the years, since Taylor jet-setting or fox hunting—was a was continuously expanding her wardrobe. living statement of elegance and The collection, donated by Taylor’s family to the Phoenix exquisite taste. Art Museum following her death in 2007, consists of nearly 200 and fashion sense captivated whomever she articles of custom-made clothing. A 30-minute encountered, especially designers. Everyone documentary film by David Boatman offers from Cristobal Balenciaga to Madame Gres insight into Taylor’s career. From day to evewas eager to create items for Taylor’s athletic ning wear, “Fashion Independent” provides a frame and feminine mindset, to pay tribute glimpse into a remarkable lifestyle through to her understanding and appreciation of all an equally remarkable wardrobe, taking aspects of design and her obsession with the visitors along with Taylor on her adventures extraordinary. While her wardrobe emphasized (minus the 20–30 pieces of personalized Louis minimalism and a neutral palette, Taylor— Vuitton luggage). whether horseback riding, jet-setting or fox GMOA’s free quarterly open house, “90 hunting—was a living statement of elegance Carlton: Summer,” will be held on Thursday, and exquisite taste. June 13 from 6–9 p.m. All current exhibits While Taylor may be one of the more chalwill be open for viewing, and special activilenging women to sum up, GMOA couldn’t ties include live music, snacks by home.made have done it better. “Fashion Independent” Catering and King of Pops and a workshop takes viewers on a journey from the moment station for creating scarves and other Taylorthey step off the glass stairs and onto the esque fashion accessories. Tours and gallery second floor. Introducing her famous ice blue talks with curators will be available throughdress and coat by Balenciaga—set before a out the night, including a tour at 7 p.m. with large-scale image of her on a cattle ranch by Dennita Sewell, curator of fashion design at fashion photographer Toni Frissell (pictured the Phoenix Art Museum. on Flagpole’s cover)—the gallery instantly fills with the energy of a woman who, simply put, Brittany Joyce

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Mixes Up Media Nobody knows better how the arts collide in Athens than Community owner, clothing redesigner and cofounder of the Athens Fashion Collective Sanni Baumgaertner. Last month, five of the collective’s designers presented outfits inspired by the High Museum of Art’s Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera exhibit as part of its closing reception. Now, with a big AFC showcase currently in the works for fall, Baumgaertner is a busy woman, but she still makes time for Community Made, her house label of T-shirts designed by Athens music mainstays. Baumgaertner created Community Made with local writer and fashion knowall Amy Flurry to celebrate their city’s culture. “We really just love Athens,” Baumgaertner says. “We love the art scene and the music scene, and we really would like to support it in a way.” So they turned the local music scene into a design collective. GOAT frontman Don Chambers (Baumgaertner’s husband), Dream Boat’s Dan Donahue and songstress Madeline Adams contributed images such as a cassette tape player and a bubble-lettered Athens logo to the project. “We were supposed to choose a design that represented Athens for us,” Adams says. “To me, the Flicker bar is the kind of Athens institution I think of when I think of home. So I just chose to draw the Flicker piano.” More than musicians took part in the first edition of T-shirts, which was released last December. Nicholas Gould, of the Athens Cowboy Choir and video projectionist for of Montreal, created a geometric line exploration for his shirt, and Lou Kregel took a break from floral murals to add an old-school radio wave design to hers. “I like that really collaborative aspect of the project,” Baumgaertner says, “because I think everybody that is involved is excited about it, and at the same time also benefits from the involvement, since everybody’s getting exposure.” Baumgaertner, a musician herself, donated 10 percent of the line’s profits to Nuçi’s Space. “Supporting Nuçi’s Space at the same time feels really good,” she says. “They helped me out many times, and so it’s a little close to my heart to be able to give a little bit back.” In keeping with Community’s commitment to sustainability, Baumgaertner chose organic and recycled cotton from Alternative Apparel’s “Alternative Earth” collection for the shirts, which were printed in town at Satisfactory Print Shop. Baumgaertner says she hopes to release the next edition of shirts in August. Powerkompany, Sam Fogarino of Interpol and other musicians will lend their talents to celebrate the creative spirit of a town that will never outgrow a T-shirt. “Athens is such a young town,” Adams says. “Technically, it’s young, but there’s also a youthful spirit, I feel like, with the whole town. Its art, music and fashion have always kind of lived side by side.” Christy Bush

thought you were the best turned out woman I’d seen for many years,” former Vogue editor and institution Diana Vreeland wrote to Ann Bonfoey Taylor in a letter dated from 1971—and that’s the exact sentiment the new fashion exhibition at Georgia Museum of Art encapsulates. “Fashion Independent: The Original Style of Ann Bonfoey Taylor”—on display through Sunday, Sept. 15—guides visitors through the designer’s personal sensibility and illustrious history, one frock at a time. Ann Bonfoey Taylor—not to be confused with the Ann Taylor retail chain—epitomizes the American dream. She was born in 1910, and her resume came to include an impressive list of titles such as Olympic skier, championship tennis player, licensed pilot, bold skiwear designer, daring sportswoman and, of course, style icon. Her multi-faceted skill set

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he eighth annual Sprockets Music Video Festival is about audience reactions—something that’s not always possible with entries from as far away as Iran, France and Hungary, as well as to kick off, showcasing a variety of directors and musical this artistic form. from Norman, OK, a little closer to home. Because the festival artists from Athens and around the globe. The festival was The filmmakers who have been involved with the festival received so many submissions, it will be expanding into two launched in 2004 by locals Danielle Robarge, Chris Hines and may not be as well known as Gondry, Jonze or Romanek, but music video shows. Stephanie Skinner, with the intent to highlight the visual and several of them have gone on to work steadily in film producSprockets kicks off at 7 p.m. on Saturday, June 15, with a cinematic aspect of music as much as the bands and songs tion. Tim Nackashi, who has made videos for OK Go, Death Cab VIP reception at Flicker Theater & Bar. That’s when you can themselves. Athens is undoubtedly a city with a strong affinfor Cutie and Neon Indian, co-directed a video for Elf Power’s meet the judges, filmmakers and Mr. PBR before the big event ity toward music, but its reputation as a place where later that evening. At 10 p.m., the fest heats up filmmakers and film production can thrive has steadily next door at the 40 Watt Club, when the Sprockets grown over the last few years as well. Considering the Music Video Show presents screenings of all competlong connection between rock and roll (in its broadest ing videos. You can cast your vote for the Audience definition) and visuals, a festival such as this one was Choice Award, and the search for the Best Music Video truly inevitable and greatly needed. will be determined, selected by a panel of industry Whether we are talking about avant-garde filmjudges that includes Coleen Haynes, executive promaker Kenneth Anger’s occult-heavy experimental ducer of Black Dog Films; Heather McIntosh, musician short films from the 1960s and 1970s—such as and film composer; Stephen Pitalo, journalist and Scorpio Rising—or the heyday of the music video music video historian; Christopher Roberts, Head of form in the 1980s and 1990s, when artists and major Artist Relations at VICE Media; and Jennifer Smith, label marketing departments heavily relied on visuals Associate Professor of Telecommunications in the to sell singles to the masses, film and song became Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication. integral partners. The vast majority of music videos On Thursday, June 20, at 8 p.m. over at the Morton are forgettable at best, but when filmmaking and Theatre, the winners of the Audience Choice Award music meld harmoniously, it can be an extraordinary and Best Music Video will be announced and screened partnership. during the Flagpole Athens Music Awards Show. A With some major exceptions, such as David Fincher, “Obvious Signsâ€? by the Athens band Grape Soda. Video and Animation by Kangaroo Alliance. couple of days later on Saturday, June 22, at 5 p.m., Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, Mark Romanek, Chris local independent theater CinĂŠ will host the inaugural Cunningham and Jonas Akerlund, most music video directors “All the World is Waitingâ€? back in 2006. David Bruckner, who Sprockets Local Showcase, featuring two hours of music videos are not known or acknowledged outside the industry. One of won the 2011 Best Music Video award for Lovett’s “The Fear,â€? from filmmakers based in-and-around town. The event is free the primary focuses of Sprockets has always been to highlight went on to direct a segment for the horror anthology movie with an AthFest wristband and only $5 without one. So, munch filmmaking artistry and the directors working behind the camV/H/S the following year. on some popcorn, grab yourself some drinks and watch some era, providing them with an opportunity to bask in the spotWhen the Sprockets Music Video Festival first started, it was videos in air-conditioned comfort before moseying back into light alongside performers. In addition, since all the videos—a geared towards locals only. That approach slowly changed over the smothering humidity outside. total of 26 this year—are screened at the Sprockets Music the years, however, and the festival now accepts entries from Video Show, the filmmakers in attendance get some immediate filmmakers all over the world. This year, Sprockets received Derek Hill

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movie dope Some releases may not be showing locally this week. • indicates new review AFTER EARTH (PG-13) “Excruciatingly boring” sums up After Earth. Did you watch Castaway and think the film would be better with Jaden Smith substituting for Tom Hanks and Jaden’s papa, Will, for Wilson? Then enjoy this bland hunk of science fiction. After their spaceship crash lands, a father and son (the Smiths) are stranded on Earth, abandoned by humanity years earlier. Young Kitai must traverse this dangerous Eden if he is to save his father, a legendary soldier. Some critics have blamed Smith’s rumored Scientologist beliefs for this sluggish piece of antientertainment. Tom Cruise is a known Scientologist, and he still delivered a fantastic, if derivative, sci-fi spectacle in April’s Oblivion. . ART ROSENBAUM: MURAL IN PROGRESS The first night of AthFest’s film festival features Alan Flurry’s documentary about acclaimed local artist and musician Art Rosenbaum, who performs live prior to the screening. Rosenbaum is creating a mural on the University of Georgia campus about Georgia political history. (Ciné) THE BLING RING (R) Using their Internet savvy, a group of teenagers (Emma Watson, Katie Chang, Israel Broussard, Taissa Farmiga and Claire Julien) track celebrity whereabouts (victims include Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Rachel Bilson and Orlando Bloom) and rob their unoccupied homes. Sofia Coppola based her script on Nancy Jo’s Vanity Fair article detailing this wild and crazy true story. This teens gone wild flick looks like the perfect double-bill companion to Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers. THE CROODS (PG) Despite its underwhelming trailers, The Croods stands out as one of the best non-Pixar animated family films released in the last few years. A family of cavemen— dad Grug (v. Nicolas Cage), mom Ugga (v. Catherine Keener), teen daughter Eep (v. Emma Stone), dumb son Thunk (v. Clarke Duke), feral baby Sandy and grandma (v. Cloris Leachman)—are forced on a cross-country road trip after their cave is destroyed by the impending “end of the world.” EPIC (PG) Epic, from Ice Age and Robots director Chris Wedge, is like Star Wars in a forest; wait, that would just be Return of the Jedi. Still, another

monomyth should be less exciting than this animated family film based on the William Joyce book, The Leafmen. Unbeknownst to humanity, the forests are protected by the Leafmen, who constantly do battle with the Boggans, led by Mandrake (v. Christoph Waltz). When M.K. (v. Amanda Seyfried) is magically transported to the world of the Leafmen, she must team up with wizened soldier Ronin (v. Colin Farrell) and young turk Nod (v. Josh Hutcherson) to ensure the survival of the forest. The movie does far too little to avoid Star Wars comparisons; it practically invites them. See bird racing (pod racing) and the two slugs who give off a distinct R2D2/C3PO sidekick vibe. EVIL DEAD (R) The remake of Sam Raimi’s cult classic puts five new young people through the horrific, maddening, limb-threatening paces. When will young people learn not to read from a book bound in human skin? What Evil Dead gets right is the massive amounts of blood poured upon its actors. Director Fede Alvarez also shows (borrows) the stylistic imagination of a young Raimi. Still, the importance of Bruce Campbell’s Ash was underestimated. FAST & FURIOUS 6 (PG-13) The unlikeliest blockbuster franchise of all-time has enough gas left in the tank for several more entries. Furious 6 puts Dominic “Dom” Toretta (Vin Diesel), Brian O’Conner (Paul Walker) and the rest on the heels of big bad Shaw (Luke Evans), as they seek to recover Letty (Michele Rodriguez). These movies keep improving under the direction of Justin Lin and screenwriter Chris Morgan. It’s arguable that Furious 6 is the best of the high gloss bunch. If a muscle car mag filled with bikini-covered boobs and chrome was adapted into a movie, this flick would be it. This live action comic book sags a little in the talky, plot-driven sections, but gets back on crazy course whenever the gang gets behind the wheel for another ridiculous car chase. G.I. JOE: RETALIATION (PG-13) G.I. Joe: Retaliation is everything that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was not. Mostly ignoring Stephen Sommers’ 2009 misfire, this franchise reboot introduces three new lead Joes: Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson), Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki) and my

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childhood favorite, Flint (D.J. Cotrona). Featured Cobra players—Zartan (Jonathan Pryce), Storm Shadow (Byung-hun Lee) and Firefly (Ray Stevenson)—plot to break Cobra Commander from a super-secret prison. But the plot is inconsequential. G.I. Joe blows stuff up real good and has just the right amount of stupid smarts (and Bruce Willis) to be a nostalgic blast of action. THE GREAT GATSBY (PG-13) A creative, stylistic tour de force, the film starts off kinetic to the point of claustrophobia. The constant moving and zooming camera and non-stop edits choke the air out of the first act; the film just needs to stop and catch its breath for a moment. The film doesn’t stop its constant Charlestoning until Nick Carroway (Tobey Maguire) meets reclusive millionaire Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio) at one of the latter’s renowned parties. Direct Baz Luhrmann’s always favored style over substance, and the Roaring ‘20s are a great place to indulge his whims.

The movie made me feel as if I’d stumbled upon a big budget training video for new Google employees. Sadly, most training videos are unintentionally funnier (just check out any edition of the Found Footage Festival for proof). Due to its still likable (if not bankable) stars and a laudably creative end credits sequence, The Internship leaves one feeling better about the movie than it deserves, being that it’s a two hour chore through which to sit. Were the movie the least bit funny— rather than a mere vehicle for Vaughn and Wilson to mug at the camera—and thirty minutes shorter, it might garner a mild recommendation for a lazy cable viewing. IRON MAN 3 (PG-13) Happily, Shane Black has taken over the Iron Man franchise from Jon Favreau, and it’s mostly a blast right out of 1987. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) may be the rare superhero alter ego that is more interesting out of costume, but watching him investigate a mystery in Small Town, Tennessee (child sidekick in tow)

This new Prancercise workout is amazing! However, his hyperactive visualization fill his adaptation of Fitzgerald’s classic novel with the air of parody. The film often feels like a musical with the song-and-dance numbers cut out. THE HANGOVER PART III (R) If one’s main complaint about the second Hangover was that it was a mere narrative retread of the original with a geographical transplant, then The Hangover Part III has addressed your concern. Gone are the weddings, the hangovers and the amnesia. The Wolfpack—Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms) and Alan (Zach Galifianakis)—now find themselves charged with finding escapee Leslie Chow (Ken Jeong) by crime lord Marshall (John Goodman). Laughs are not as plentiful as in either of the first two movies, but the biggest problem with Part III is its lack of character. The script feels as if it were revamped for the Wolfpack, not written for them. Give writer-director Todd Phillips and crew credit for the old college try, but recapturing the comic freshness of the first Hangover once, much less twice, has proven too Herculean a humorous task. • THE INTERNSHIP (PG-13) As a follow-up to stars Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson’s Wedding Crashers, this movie would have killed in 2007. Of course, the economy hadn’t quite tanked at that point, so the tale of two down-on-their-luck salesmen forced to tackle a Google internship wouldn’t quite have had much relevance—not that a buddy comedy from Vaughn/ Wilson has much relevance in 2013.

felt more like episodic television than the initial, post-Avengers solo adventure. The Iron Man franchise goes 0 for 3 on villains; none are in Iron Man’s league. Such minor quibbles don’t devalue Iron Man 3’s entertainment worth; it’s one high quality blockbuster. MAN OF STEEL (PG-13) Henry Cavill is the last son of Krypton in this new, darker take on Superman. The iconic superhero of all superheroes is being reimagined a short seven years after his last screen adventure (Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns), with Christopher Nolan producing a script by his Batwriter David S. Goyer. 300/Watchmen’s Zack Snyder directs a cast that includes Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner, Amy Adams, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne and Michael Shannon as General Zod. I. Cannot. Wait. MUD (PG-13) A coming of age tale set in the disappearing wilds of the small town south, Mud aims high, as director Jeff Nichols attempts to channel Mark Twain, and hits the target square in the bull’s eye. Two teens—Ellis (Tye Sheridan, Tree of Life) and Neckbone (newcomer Jacob Lofland)—discover a boat in a tree. They also discover Matthew McConaughey’s Mud, a fugitive living in the boat in the tree, while he waits to escape with the love of his life, Juniper (Reese Witherspoon). Mud watches like a work of modern literature, capturing the last gasps of a dying culture as one boy becomes a man. (Ciné) NOW YOU SEE ME (PG-13) Four street magicians (Jesse Eisenberg,

Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher and Dave Franco) are enlisted in a mysterious, magical plan to do something, but nobody is really sure what until the last reel. Hot on their heels is a dogged FBI Agent, Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo), and a debunker of magicians (Morgan Freeman). Now You See Me is as entertaining as it is eye-rollingly contrived. Clash of the Titans’ Louis Leterrier keeps the illusions moving along too fast for anyone to see through the script’s tricks until the woeful reveal. Now You See Me has the slick, breezy air of a ‘70s TV show, an okay trait for forgettable summer fun. OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (R) Olympus Has Fallen feels like a relic from the bygone era of the 1980s, where audiences were satisfied by old-fashioned, bloody action movies wherein stone-faced heroes faced off against despicable bad guys without obfuscating their violent exploits with frenetic camerawork. Too bad director Antoine Fuqua’s latest flick isn’t the new Die Hard, as this Gerard Butlersaves-the-president actioner easily bests John McClane’s latest misfire. Disgraced Secret Service Agent Mike Banning (Butler) is the only person in America who can save the President (Aaron Eckhart) after North Korean terrorists take over the White House. With a franchise-worthy new hero and a well-choreographed, well-shot focus on physical conflict, Olympus Has Fallen kicks butt better than the muscular bulk of recent action movies. OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL (PG) First and foremost, Sam Raimi’s The Wizard of Oz prequel is no Wizard; it’s not even Return to Oz, the very dark, very underrated 1985 sequel. Disney’s latest family blockbuster reveals the wizard’s own cyclonic entry to Oz. Carnival magician and con man Oscar Diggs (James Franco) meets three witches—Theodora (Mila Kunis), Evanora (Rachel Weisz) and Glinda (Michelle Williams)—who believe him to be the great wizard whose appearance in Oz was prophesied. Oz won’t make anyone forget the original, but it doesn’t shame its memory either. PEEPLES (PG-13) Stop me if this plotline sounds familiar. A guy, Wade Walker (Craig Robinson), in love with a girl, Grace Peeples (Kerry Washington), who is way out of his league, seeks to please her domineering father, federal judge Virgil Peeples (David Alan Grier). The “chocolate Kennedys,” as Wade calls the Peeples, have their own problems, which lead to sub-sitcom problems and hijinks. Wade’s brother (Malcolm Barrett) refers to a “black ‘Three’s Company,’” a fairly fitting description of the entire movie. I wouldn’t be shocked to see producer Tyler Perry turning this flick into his latest TBS sitcom. Imagine the hilarity of the Browns-Peeples crossover. No seriously, you’ll have to imagine the laughs because they won’t exist. • THE PURGE (R) In the future, America is a paradise of low unemployment and low crime, all thanks to the Purge instituted by the New Founding Fathers. One night every year, all laws are suspended for twelve hours. During this Purge, any citizen may empty themselves of all the pent-up rage and frustration by doing whatever violence they want. Mostly, the Purge affects the poor. Wealthy families like the Sandins (Ethan Hawke,

Lena Headey, Max Buckholder and Adelaide Kane) lock themselves behind fancy security systems. But this Purge is different, as the Sandins’ young son lets in a bloody stranger, who is being hunted by a creepy pack of rich kids that want their prey returned to them. What looks like another version of Bryan Bertino’s excellent The Strangers is really more like another movie written by The Purge’s writerdirector James DeMonaco, the remake of Assault on Precinct 13. It also feels a little bit like the last act of Straw Dogs. Despite the slight bait-and-switch, this flick is a fine example of how to do an exploitation-thriller right—emphasis on tension, intimidation and bloody violence. Audiences expecting more thrills and fewer scares should enjoy this summer changeup. QUARTET (PG-13) A delightful trifle filled with deliciously British performances. At Beecham House, a home for retired musicians, plans are afoot for a birthday gala. Drama arrives in the form of an aging diva, Jean Horton (Maggie Smith), who is also the ex-wife of another resident (Tom Courtenay). Director Dustin Hoffman unfussily directs Oscar winner Ronald Harwood’s play with an actor’s generosity for his actors. Anyone who enjoyed their stay at The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel should also enjoy the performances of Quartet. RENOIR (R) 2012. On the French Riviera in 1915, future filmmaker Jean Renoir (Vincent Rottiers) returns home to convalesce from an injury suffered in World War I. While there, he meets Andree Heuschling (Christa Theret), the last model for Jean’s father, the Impressionist master Pierre-Auguste (Michel Bouquet). Fascinatingly, director Gilles Bourdos used the skills of convicted art forger Guy Ribes to recreate Renoir’s paintings on screen. The film competed in the Un Certain Regard at the Cannes Film Festival. (Ciné) STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (PG-13) The second film in J.J. Abrams’ revamped Trek-verse, is the best Star Wars movie since 1983. Don’t think I typed that wrong. The second new Star Trek is the giant, sci-fi, matinee serial that the Star Wars prequels never were. Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) leads the crew of the Starship Enterprise—Spock (Zachary Quinto), Bones (Karl Urban), Uhura (Zoe Saldana), Sulu (John Cho), Chekhov (Anton Yelchin) and Scotty (Simon Pegg)—after a rogue Federation operative (Benedict Cumberbatch) turns terrorist. Trek has never looked better, been more thrilling or more humanly humorous, and those praises come from a lifelong Trek fan (I eschew the Trekkie/Trekker nomenclature). Star Trek 2 seems like the luckiest of numbers. l THIS IS THE END (R) This metacomedy from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (their directorial debuts!) stars Rogen and a bunch of his pals— James Franco, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Jay Baruchel and a lot more—as they face the end of the world. The jokes fly fast and loose in the trailers. If the movie can live up to its own buzz, this flick could be one of the year’s funniest. WHAT MAISIE KNEW (NR) A contemporary retelling of the acclaimed novel by Henry James, What Maisie Knew stars newcomer Onata Aprile as six-year-old Maisie, who struggles through the divorce and subsequent custody battle of her parents, an aging rocker (Julianne Moore) and an art dealer (Steve Coogan). Thrown into the mix are her parents’ new partners, Maisie’s former nanny (Joanna Vanderham) and a young bartender (Alexander Skarsgard). Directed by Scott McGehee and David Siegel.(Ciné) Drew Wheeler

movie pick Artists at the Well RENOIR (R) World War I is still raging on, and the young Jean Renoir (Vincent Rottiers) returns to his family’s estate, Cagnes-sur-Mer, to nurse his combat wounds. Jean’s elderly, ailing widowed father, the Impressionist painter Pierre-Auguste Renoir (Michel Bouquet), spends his time painting and obsessing over his latest muse, the beautiful red-haired AndrÊe Heuschling (Christa Theret). The patriarch Renoir desires her, but the younger son pursues a relationship with AndrÊe, and she becomes a vital inspiration to both men. This is a different kind of summer movie—one free of frenetic action and tumult, those kinds of things we usually gravitate to during this cinematic season. Instead, Michel Bouquet director/writer Gilles Bourdos’ nostalgic Renoir offers up something more contemplative and placid than a knot work of thrills and action: an examination of two legendary men at a pivotal time in their relationship and in their art. The elder Renoir was a master of his creative domain, and his son would go on to become a master of filmmaking, the most dominant art of the 20th century. Renoir is indeed seductive on a cinematic surface level. Cinematographer Mark Ping Bing Lee vividly captures the golden Mediterranean

light, and his work on the picture fittingly lulls us into the lazy hours that envelope the Renoirs and AndrÊe. The light and space of the south of France are intoxicating, and Renoir is enticing and pleasurable. Where it stumbles a bit is on a dramatic level. The actuality of the story is fascinating, and AndrÊe did play an important role in both men’s lives. She eventually became Jean’s wife and starred in a number of his early silent movies before retiring from the acting profession in the 1930s. But Renoir’s airy narrative never does plunge deeper beneath the surface. Bouquet is always convincing as the great painter, his performance nuanced and quietly affecting. Rottiers is far more mannered and much too handsome as Jean, giving us little glimpse of the great filmmaker he would become. More problematic still is Theret. Though she is physically alluring, AndrÊe also comes off as manipulative and increasingly unlikeable. Regardless of its faults and lack of directorial conviction, Renoir still works its subtle charms, and it is hard to grow restless spending time in such atmospheric splendor and in the company of such brilliant minds. It’s just that the Renoirs deserve so much better.

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not that TaterZandra is a bad name, per se. (Points for googleability.) It’s just that it doesn’t conjure images of a totally badass rock band so much as some neglected item on an all-you-caneat cafeteria counter. Still, it kind of makes sense, in a weird way; the intertwined personalities that comprise the local post-punk group are as wide-ranging and unpredictable as the items on a Golden Corral menu. The sonic ideas that inform the band’s music are just as varied. Nom de Plume, TaterZandra’s sharp debut full-length, is a burning, churning surf of dissonant sound. “If somebody says, ‘This sounds like that,’ we’re like, ‘Fuck that, we’re not doing it,’” says Jon Crandall, the group’s drummer, quick on the skins and with a joke, about where the group falls on the stylistic spectrum. But a music critic’s impulse is to compare, and at the risk of alienating my subjects I tell them that Nom de Plume resembles Sonic Youth as heard through post-hardcore earbuds. Bandmembers agree, albeit reluctantly—”We all like Sonic Youth,” someone groans (the “of course” is implicit)—but insist, fairly, that the analysis is short-sighted. What about the tonal experimentation that dots the record’s edges, the adept melodicism that shines its coat? “The contrast is what makes it cool,” says singer and guitarist McKenna Mackie in her inveterate Georgia accent. In an email she labels her band’s sound as “structured minimalistic ambient cacophony,” a ridiculous description that’s actually not far off: Nom de Plume is ridiculously wide-ranging. The textural interlude “Out to Pasture” is a far cry from the next track, the scuzz-punk “March Hare,” while the menacing “Phalanges” is worlds away from the borderline pop tune “URURME.” TaterZandra is a collaborative effort; this much is clear. During the writing process, “Everybody gets their say, ideawise, what we should try,” says guitarist Matt Tamisin, the band’s unofficial spokesman. “And then we have to all agree on what the final thing is. So we end up trying a million and one different things, and something usually ends up making it that we all agree on.”

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The group’s music is intricate and considered. Individual influences come through, like Mackie’s classical upbringing. “[My dad and I] would ride around in the car and he would blast it out. Classical music was totally rock and roll to me.” Crandall’s influences, like his half-serious affinity for TV soundtracks, rub against Mackie’s classical affinities and create a friction that births the final product, which sounds like everything and nothing that came before it. “We don’t want [every] song to have a certain sound,” Mackie continues. “We want it to surprise us, as well.” Nom de Plume is full of surprises that work surprisingly well. TaterZandra’s ability to blend these disparate sounds into something that sticks owes both to bandmembers’ musical prowess and their readiness to adopt one another’s ideas. When speaking with them as a group, it becomes clear how close they all are. When Wade Gunter, the group’s quiet, ambling bass player, wanders up late to the interview (“I had to count out some nickels and stuff [for gas], but I made it,” he says), the rest of the band ribs him, but only just enough that he feels it. When the band discusses the ample time spent recording Nom de Plume, Crandall jokes that “Some of us [need] a lot of takes, if you know what I mean,” and mimes towards Mackie, who affects annoyance. But they know, as does she, that it’s Mackie’s explosive, expressive singing that ties everything together. She is as adept at screaming bloody murder (“Wanjiku”) as she is at providing a song’s lead melody (“URURME”) and spooky, sirenlike cooing (the opening of “Bahrain,” which recalls both Kim Gordon circa Sonic Nurse and Deerhoof’s Satomi Matsuzaki). She is a vocal shapeshifter, the band’s greatest weapon. “I’m kind of shy and introverted,” Mackie says. “I can’t ever get across what I wanna say, you know? So you get to express yourself and be yourself wholly through the music.” In its early live shows and on its first demo recordings, the group floundered a bit, veering woozily from song to song with little continuity, but Nom de Plume proves that TaterZandra is becoming itself, wholly. In Athens, where it’s not uncommon

for a new and talented band to implode well before figuring itself out, this is a welcome sign. Still, though the group is becoming itself, it isn’t losing any of the chameleonic qualities that make it so uniquely suited to share bills with any number of locals, from the brash punk of Muuy Biien to the weirdo-pop of Tunabunny—both of whom the band cites as favorites. (“They’re inspiring,” says Tamisin of his peers. “It’s totally different than what you do, and you don’t wanna do what they do, but it makes you wanna play. It makes you wanna do something cool.”) And it isn’t ditching the name, either. About that: Mackie finally explains that the band’s strange moniker stems from a family tale about her younger sister, whom she describes as “one of the most inspiring people I’ve ever met… Her name’s Taylor Alexandra, and when she was really little, starting to talk, we’d be like, ‘Alex’—she goes by Alex—’What’s your name?’” The sweetly mangled response, as those things go, became a mantra. “Actually,” Tamisin says, having memorized the story by now, too, “she said two ‘Zandras’.” “We shortened it,” says Gunter, “because at every show there were these drunk people, and they’d ask the name. We said ‘TaterZandraZandra,’ and they were like, ‘What?’” “They still do the same thing,” Crandall notes, “but instead of it taking five times to register, now it takes maybe two.” Tamisin grins and measures a length with his hands. “Plus, the sticker would be that long.” Gabe Vodicka

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one of the members of Wild Nothing are originally from Athens, but their June 13 show at the 40 Watt will be a kind of homecoming, nonetheless. While the band—songwriting muscleman Jack Tatum and his touring band of guitarist Nathan Goodman, bassist Jeff Haley, keyboardist Kevin Knight and drummer Jeremiah Johnson—mostly met as college students in Blacksburg, VA, Athens has become an adopted home, both literally and figuratively. “We always rehearse here before going on the road, like at Nuçi’s Space, or for a while we were practicing down at Pigpen,â€? says Goodman, who relocated to Athens after finishing up at Virginia Tech. Wild Nothing began as a bedroom recording project for Tatum, whom the Internet quickly hurled into indie stardom on the strength of his tunes. A quick perusal of his catalog makes it clear why his music has appealed to so many. His songs, which feature glowing synth atmospheres constructed around catchy guitar and vocal melodies, are of our nostalgic indie moment and also somehow timelessly outside it. There is nothing kitschy or gimmicky about Tatum’s music; it just sounds good. On his first two albums, Tatum made some resounding statements about who he was as a songwriter, and now he’s going about subverting them. This spring, Wild Nothing released Empty Estate, an EP that, while it doesn’t quite turn everything you thought you knew about Tatum on its head, is surprisingly dancey and bold. “The EP, for me, was kind of an opportunity to separate myself a bit from what I had done before,â€? Tatum says. “I was excited about showing people that I had other interests, and that I was capable of different styles of songwriting. It represented a different shift in my own musical interests. “I really enjoy dance music, actually,â€? Tatum continues, noting that he drew from influences like Talking Heads’ beat-driven grooves when writing this new collection of songs. “It’s something that hasn’t seeped into my music so much [until now]‌ I have an interest in synthetic music. I’m drawn to music that is able to combine the organic and the synthetic.â€? Wary of being pigeonholed, Tatum is clear about the fact that he plans to keep exploring new styles of music with every release, saying, “It’s about me trying to find what my music is,

the thing that separates me from everything else.â€? That quest for a singular voice explains why, despite having a talented group of musicians in his touring band, Tatum prefers to do his songwriting and recording solo. But, as Goodman points out, a Wild Nothing performance and a Wild Nothing record are two different beasts. “When we all get together to figure out how to play these songs live, that’s when we can find ways to add little things here and there,â€? he says. The energy of five people onstage is undeniably more—or perhaps just differently charged—than that of one guy in the studio. That means Wild Nothing’s live show has something fresh to offer even those who know their catalog word for word—and if the frequency with which the band’s albums can be heard playing in shops and restaurants downtown is any sign, there are a lot of us in Athens. This week’s gig is one of a string of East Coast shows that offer the bandmembers a chance to run into family or old friends. After the three years they’ve spent relentlessly touring everywhere from Barcelona to Tokyo in support of Wild Nothing’s 2010 debut, Gemini, and last year’s follow-up, Nocturne, they’re happy to be staying close to home. And, Tatum says, despite the fact that he now lives in New York, Wild Nothing’s music is forever tied to the South. “I think if I had tried to start Wild Nothing in New York‌ it never would have worked,â€? Tatum says. “I think it was the lack of outside influence in my town that allowed me to be successful. I was very much able to just look inward as opposed to looking at what other people were doing around me‌ I almost felt that the fact that I lived somewhere where there wasn’t this complete over-saturation of culture allowed me to get where I needed to go.â€? Rachel Bailey

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threats & promises Music News And Gossip Nothing To Prove: Seems the summer heat has already gotten to Chris McKay, as the local songwriter got a wild hair last week and decided on a whim—his words—to go ahead and release his first ever solo release. The four-song EP, All Day Face, includes his newest solo recording, “Best Case Scenario�—imagine Steely Dan’s “My Old School� as interpreted by The Sweet—along with three other tracks he’s recorded during the past year. McKay says this release is hopefully the start of an EP series, because he “take[s] so very endlessly long to release full-lengths.� Longtime listeners will recognize the enthusiasm right off the bat, but this isn’t a Critical Darlings release. As such, McKay is a little more expansive with his writing, especially on the head-in-hands weeper “Everything Must Go,� which, thematically, is a nice track to follow the upbeat “Best of What’s Around.� Go have a listen at critical darlings.bandcamp.com.

ambitious $4,500, but there are still a couple of weeks left. It’s a very nice album that makes you want to lie on the floor in a way that makes its wintry release date of December seem entirely appropriate. Gallons is joined on this release by his Elephant 6 cohorts Julian Koster, Will Cullen Hart, John Fernandes and Derek Almstead. Check out the campaign at kickstarter.com/projects/neseygallons/

Takes Five To Tango: Tango musician Laura Camacho has seen some shifting in her group, but everything seems to be settled down now with the addition of members Curran Prendergast on guitar, Franziska Brunner on clarinet and vocalist/finger-snapper Ricardo Hurtado. The new combo has been christened the Athens Tango Project. There’s only one track you can currently check out at athenstangoproject.bandAthens Tango Project camp.com, but I really encourage you to do so. If you dig, head to New Earth Music vinyl-of-when-i-was-an-ice-skater-by-neseygallons, and stream the record at neseygalHall on Saturday, June 15 and catch ATP with lons.bandcamp.com. It’s well worth your time. Cicada Rhythm and Powerkompany.

Music and Sound Design Labs at Skywalker Sound. The event, which takes place July 10-25 at George Lucas’ above-named studio in Lucas Valley, CA, “[allows] composers and independent filmmakers to collaboratively explore the process of writing music for film.� McIntosh was selected thanks to her stellar scoring work on several recent films, including Compliance and The Rambler. [Gabe Vodicka] Nobody’s Fool: Local teenage wunderkinds The Athens Band, whose novelty of youth everyone should have gotten over by now, released their newest EP last week. Its titled It’s Time to Rise, and you can find it at theathensband. bandcamp.com. It’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from the group, for whom hoary arena rock is its stock in trade. I dunno. Go

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Congrats Heather Mac: Heather McIntosh, the cellist and multi-instumentalist who cut her teeth with the Elephant 6 crowd before embarking on a star-studded career assisting artists like Gnarls Barkley and Lil Wayne, has been selected as one of six fellows in the Feature Film category for the Composers Labs portion of the 2013 Sundance Institute

give it a listen if you want, but if you do, you’ll probably want your 17 minutes back. I certainly did. Follow the leader over at face book.com/AthenstheBand. Lay Your Money Down: Matt Hudgins & His Shit-Hot Country Band has plans in the works to release a 7-inch vinyl single and digital download in the very near future. It’ll feature two previously unreleased songs and sport the brilliant title The Singles Collection: 20092013. The band hosted a special pre-order

fiesta at CinĂŠ earlier this week, where they debuted the music videos for the two songs on the 7-inch, “Hello Again, 5 AMâ€? and “Adderall & Alcohol.â€? They also screened the video for “Wilkes County Jail,â€? from Hudgins’ solo album Better Days Are Coming. The videos were shot on actual film by Spencer Adams and codirected by Adams and Erskine McDonald. Hudgins is still taking pre-orders for the record—this is strictly an old-school pre-order effort, not a fundraising campaign to support its release. You can get in on the action at hudginscountry.com and matthudgins.band camp.com. Multi-instrumentalist Jonathan Vance will return to Athens on Monday, June 17 to perform with his project Thunderbird at Go Bar. The show is part of Cult of Riggonia’s Monday night summer residency at the venue. Each night has a theme, and this one is “Maury: You are Not the Fatherâ€? and will feature Hand Sand Hands and Stupid Idiots, too. Vance made some waves in Athens back in April 2008 with his “30 Days of Vance,â€? during which he booked 30 collaborative shows with different sets of musicians, playing one-night-only material for the entire month. It’s exactly this kind of over-thetop intensity that informs Thunderbird, too. I’ve spun the band’s self-titled album, on which Vance plays everything, no less than three times through. It sounds like music made by someone throwing Led Zeppelin records through a broken window to someone else who’s throwing back Ornette Coleman records. Agree with me thoroughly after checking out thunderbirdatlanta.bandcamp.com. Wintry Mix: The can-do dudes in Witness the Apotheosis have uploaded a couple of tracks to their brandspankin’ new Soundcloud page. The significant one is their remix of R.E.M.’s “It Happened Today,â€? which is a really cool darkwave re-imagining of Athens’ favorite sons. Find it at soundcloud.com/witnesstheapotheosis. Word on the street is the duo is currently recording new material, and that’s a positive sign for fans, because the last set of alloriginal stuff came out in 2011. For the rest of the band’s catalog, you can head over to witnesstheapotheosis.bandcamp.com. Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com

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calendar picks EVENT | Wednesday, June 12

Rabbit Box The Melting Point · 7 p.m. · $5

The monthly storytelling series Rabbit Box presents its 13th installment of narratives for adult ears with the theme “Guns: A True Story from my Life.” Eight locals— Michele Chidester, Jeffrey Henderson, David Kulniszewski, Maureen McLaughlin, Kate Morrissey, Kerry Steinberg, Ivan Sumner and Marty Winkler—will each share a meaningful eight-minute vignette onstage, collectively offering insight into the many ways firearms affect society. A ninth “crackerjack” storyteller, whose name will be drawn during the intermission, will also share an impromptu story. Because views on fiercely debated issues like gun control are often shaped by an individual’s personal history, a platform like Rabbit Box creates an intimate community forum for heart-to-heart discussion. Audiocasts of past performances are available online, so bookmark www.rabbitbox.org for your next rainy day activity. [Jessica Smith] MUSIC | Wednesday, June 12

JD McPherson, Kyshona Armstrong 40 Watt Club · 8 p.m. · $10

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For Oklahoma-based singer and guitarist JD McPherson, it took years of intense research into earlyKenny Roby era rock and roll to develop his own style of retro-inspired, carefully orchestrated bash ‘n’ croon. He dug deep into vintage New Orleans R&B, shouty Motown soul, Western swing, edgy Chicago blues and swingin’ Southern rockabilly before composing the eclectic set of tunes that comprise his debut album, Signs & Signifiers. The raucous, melodic mix of American genres clicked with listeners and critics alike. Signs & Signifiers made a big splash on Americana radio, and earned McPherson and his skillful backing trio solid cred among both rock purists and modern scenesters. McPherson and his band recently completed a series of European shows, and they’re swinging through Georgia and the Carolinas before heading to Bonnaroo. [T. Ballard Lesemann] MUSIC | Friday, June 14

The Starter Kits, Kenny Roby, Tony Tidwell, Daniel Aaron Caledonia Lounge · 9:30 p.m. · $5 (21+), $7 (18-20) While fronting North Carolina’s 6 String Drag, the short-lived but highly influential Americana outfit (which also featured local guy Rob Keller, now of The Welfare Liners), Kenny Roby crafted literate,

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Southern gothic-inspired rock tunes with more than a hint of soul. Now, flying solo, he does much the same, though the volume is down a notch, replaced by Roby’s meditative croon. Memories & Birds is his first solo record since 2007, and it is a stark and beautiful beast inspired by the darker corners of the soul. Talented South Carolina songwriter Tony Tidwell is preparing to release an album on Athens’ Ghostmeat records. The two locals on Friday’s bill—Mikey Dwyer’s longstanding Starter Kits project and Vespolina’s Dan Aaron—make pretty damn fine beer-drinking music, too. [Gabe Vodicka] EVENT | Saturday, June 15

Ballads and Fiddle Tunes Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections

Libraries · 3 p.m. · FREE! Sisters Mary Lomax and Bonnie Loggins are aged 86 and 93, respectively, but as public performance goes, they’re rookies. In fact, they didn’t sing in front of an audience until they were into their ninth decade on earth. The sisters’ specialty is unaccompanied Appalachian balladry, a lost art of sorts featuring centuries-old songs learned during family singalongs decades ago and which local artist, musician, writer and folk historian Art Rosenbaum has chronicled in his new book, The Mary Lomax Ballad Book: America’s Great 21st Century Ballad Singer. It goes without saying there aren’t many chances left to witness this sort of performance, but I’ve got a word count to fill, so there you go. Loggins’ son Casey and fiddler Roy Tench, himself a spry and talented nonagenarian musician, will also appear, and copies of Rosenbaum’s book will be available at the ensuing reception. [Gabe Vodicka] COMEDY | Monday, June 17

Daniel Tosh The Classic Center · 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. · $49.50, $65 (pit) Best known as the host of Comedy Central’s “Tosh.0” series, in which he mocks the Internet’s top trending videos, Daniel Tosh’s brand of humor is sarcastic, observational and often politically incorrect. His brazen attitude earned him notoriety last year, when an off-color rape joke directed towards an audience member went viral online, sparking a frenzied debate regarding the extent to which comedians can remain uncensored before normalizing sexual assault or other detriments to society. Tosh later apologized for the incident, but you can still probably expect a few cringe-inducing punchlines at the expense of, well, everyone you know. Tosh will perform two back-to-back shows with up-andcoming LA comic Jerrod Carmichael as part of “The June Gloom Tour.” [Jessica Smith]

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Deadline for getting listed in the Calendar is every FRIDAY at 5 p.m. for the print issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Online listings are updated daily. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Tuesday 11 CLASSES: Drought and Trees (ACC Water Conservation Office) A workshop on how to care for trees during times of drought. 6–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.thinkatthesink.com EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (First Christian Church, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 4–7 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Tuesday Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Fresh produce, cooking demonstrations, workshops and childrens activities. Offers double dollars for EBT shoppers. Held every Tuesday. 4–7 p.m. 706-613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: Second Tuesday Tasting (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Sample a variety of summer beers. 6 p.m. www.heirloomathens.com GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways. Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Twisted Trivia (The Office Lounge) Twist your brain! 7:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392 GAMES: Athens Area Homeless Shelter Trivia Night (Buffalo’s Café) Register in teams of 4–8 for a trivia battle featuring prizes. Proceeds help the shelter’s children attend summer camps and daycare in Athens. 6–9 p.m. $75/team. 706354-0423, www.helpathenshomeless.org GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com KIDSTUFF: Wii @ Yr Library (ACC Library) Challenge your friends to “Just Dance” and other fun group games. For ages 11–18. 3–5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) For children ages 18 months–5 years old and their caregivers. Every Tuesday and Wednesday. 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Jericho Brown teaches creative writing at the University of San Diego and is a recipient of the Bunting Fellowship at Harvard University. He reads selections from his work as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Reading Series. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@uga.edu

LECTURES & LIT: Special Collections Tour (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Tour the exhibit galleries of the Walter J. Brown Media Archives and Peabody Awards Collection, the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript Library and the Richard B. Russell Library for Political Research and Studies. 2 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl MEETINGS: ADDA Board Meeting (Chamber of Commerce) The Athens Downtown Development Authority holds an open meeting. 3–5 p.m. FREE! www.downtownathensga.com

Wednesday 12 ART: Opening Reception (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) For handsewn, abstract quilt squares by Sydney Slotkin. 8–9 p.m. FREE! www.heirloomathens.com ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Meet docents in the lobby for a tour of highlights from the museum’s collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes with SALSAthens. Every Wednesday. 6:30-7:30 p.m. (intermediate), 7:30-8:30 p.m. (beginners). $8 (incl. drink). 706338-6613 CLASSES: Seasonal Wellness Workshop (Thrive) Talk about the nature of each season and how to stay healthy year-round from the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine.Yoga and pizza for kids is available for $6 during the workshop. 5–7 p.m. FREE! 706-8502000, www.thrivespace.net EVENTS: Rabbit Box (The Melting Point) This month’s theme is “Guns: A True Story from my Life.” Listen as Michele Chidester, Jeffrey Henderson, David Kulniszewski, Maureen McLaughlin, Kate Morrissey, Kerry Steinberg, Ivan Sumner and Marty Winker share stories. For adult ears. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 7–9 p.m. $5. www. rabbitbox.org EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market. 4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket. net EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Madison Bar & Bistro) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog! Every Wednesday. 5–7 p.m. FREE! www.indigoathens.com EVENTS: Wine Academy (Trappeze Pub) Expand your wine tasting experience. Every second Wednesday of the month. 7 p.m. $14. 706-5438997 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge

every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points location) Open your pie-hole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7424 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Crows Nest Trivia (Dirty Birds) Every Wednesday in the Crows Nest. 8 p.m. FREE! 706546-7050 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling Concert (Oconee County Library) Live music, stories and more from Andy Offutt Irwin. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-7693950 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5. Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (Oconee County Library) All dedicated fans and new fans of anime and manga are invited. Ages 13–18. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Andy Offutt Irwin, Funny Man (Madison County Library) Andy is a storyteller, humorist, musician, whistler, walking menagerie of sound effects and dialects, and so much more. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-796-5597 KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) See Tuesday listing for full description 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Buddha Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) A discussion group that supports applying Buddha’s teachings to end suffering in all areas of life. Every Wednesday. 6 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-351-6024 LECTURES & LIT: Digging Out from Under Your Clutter (ACC Library) Professional organizer Julia Marlowe of Athens Home Organizer shares tips on how to better organize your home. 2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: The Making of The Tangible Past of Athens, Georgia (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections

“Riding Horse, Staying Sane” by Lucy Calhoun is on display at Jittery Joe’s in Five Points through July. Libraries) Editor Charlotte Marshall, Milton Leathers, Gary Doster and Steven Brown shed light on the forthcoming book examining Athens’ architectural history. 12:30 p.m. FREE! 706-583-0215 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) Tamara Madison reads a selection from her poems, some of which have been published in Poetry International, as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Poetry Series. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@uga.edu THEATRE: The Tempest (Ashford Manor, Watkinsville) T. Anthony Marotta directs Shakespeare’s tale of vengeance, romance and the sea. Picnics welcome. Activities for kids precede the performance. This is Rose of Athens Theatre’s 5th annual “Shakespeare on the Lawn” performance. June 12–16, 8 p.m. $8–16. www.athensmusic.net, www. roseofathens.org

Thursday 13 ART: Opening Reception (Athens Ford) For artwork by June Ball and Christine Bush Roman. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-354-1130 ART: “Prayer” Art Opening (Stan Mullins Art Studio) Artist Stan Mullins reveals his new two-ton granite monument. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.stanmullins.com COMEDY: Comedy Night (The Melting Point) Sassy Southern lady Dannette Flint does stand-up with special guest Matt Chastain and host Josh Melton. 6 p.m. $10 (adv.), $12. www.meltingpointathens.com EVENTS: Big Blowout: Songs & Stories Party (Avid Bookshop) An evening of author readings and performances by local muscians. Dan Kennedy, host of The Moth, signs copies of his first novel, American Spirit. Safety Third celebrates the release of John Carroll’s Slow Burn chapbook with readings from Scott Daughtridge, Matt DeBenedictis, Darin Beasley, Spenser Simrill and John Carroll. 6–10 p.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com EVENTS: 90 Carlton: Summer (Georgia Museum of Art) The Friends of the Georgia Museum of Art present a quarterly open house featuring the summer exhibitions, gallery talks with curators, light refreshments, a scarf-making workshop and music. See story on p. 8. 6–9 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org

GAMES: Trivia (The Volstead) Every Thursday! 7:30-9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-5300 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling Concert (ACC Library) Carol Cain presents a morning of songs and stories that encourage kids to read. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Thursday Storytime (Avid Bookshop) Join Avid for books and games. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Crafternoon (Oconee County Library) Drop in for a fun, self-guided activity. Visit website for schedule. Every Thursday. 2:30–4:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/oclcs KIDSTUFF: Book Jammers (ACC Library) This month’s theme is folktales. Activities include stories, trivia and crafts. Ages 8-11. 4:30 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Ground Breaking: Results through Nutrition (Madison County Library) Leigh Anne Aaron discusses how to prepare nutritious meals designed for weight loss and lowering the risk of cancer and chronic diseases. Part of the Ground Breaking Lecture Series. 6 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 LECTURES & LIT: Poetry Reading (The Globe) UGA poets and educators read selections from their poetry as part of Seat in the Shade: Summer Poetry Series. 7 p.m. FREE! cahnmann@uga.edu THEATRE: The Great American Trailer Park Musical (Town and Gown Players) A preview showing of the musical about universal themes such as hysterical pregnancy, disco, fugitive strippers and more. Email for voucher. 8 p.m. $15–20 suggested donation. 706-354-1028, marilynn_smith@hotmail.com THEATRE: The Tempest (Ashford Manor) See Wednesday listing for full description June 12–16, 8 p.m. $8–16. www.athensmusic.net, www. roseofathens.org

Friday 14 EVENTS: AIDS Athens Benefit (Go Bar) An opening for a photography show by Jeremy Ayers, live music by LeeAnn Peppers, Cortez Garza

and Gumshoe, refreshments from Daily Groceries and raffles for prizes provided by Ben’s Bikes, Community Boutique, 1000 Faces Coffee and the Athens YMCA. Proceeds benefit AIDS Athens. 8 p.m. $10. www. aidsathens.org EVENTS: Line Dancing (Bootleggers Country & Western Bar) Countrywestern-style line dance lessons. Every Friday. Come ride Pandemonium, the mechanical bull! 8–10 p.m. 706-254-7338 FILM: Grand Opening (University 16 Cinemas) The new multi-million dollar, state-of-the-art facility features 16 auditoriums, two colossal five-story-high screens, a party room and full-service restaurant. Register for prizes and giveaways. All day. www.georgiatheatrecompany.com GAMES: Free Bingo Night (40 Watt Club) Featuring ticket giveaways and prizes from local businesses. 8 p.m. FREE! www.40watt.com KIDSTUFF: Lunch at the Library (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Free, healthy lunches, stories and crafts for kids ages 18 & under. Lunches for adults are $3. Pre-registration required. 11:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. FREE! (kids), $3 (adults). 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Drop-in Play (Oconee County Library) Play with age-appropriate toys and meet new friends. Ages 1–3. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Beneath the Surface Live Action Role Play (LARP) (ACC Library) Come dressed as your favoite creature and be prepared for an epic battle. Call to reserve a spot. For ages 11–18. 6–9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650, www.athenslibrary. org KIDSTUFF: Dig into Science! (ACC Library) Activities with Todd Nickelsen of the Oconee River Georgia Youth Science and Technology Center. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: Author Reading (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Author C. C. Humphreys reads from Jack Absolute, his novel about a spy in the American Revolution, as part of his “Books & Brews” tour. 6 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com THEATRE: The Great American Trailer Park Musical (Town and Gown Players) A musical touching universal themes of hysterical pregnancy, disco, fugitive strippers and k continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! more. June 14-15 & 20–22, 8 p.m. June 16 & 23, 2 p.m. $10–18. www. townandgownplayers.org THEATRE: The Tempest (Ashford Manor) See Wednesday listing for full description June 12–16, 8 p.m. $8–16. www.athensmusic.net, www. roseofathens.org THEATRE: Mr. Long Said Nothing (Elbert Theatre, Elberton) Michael Blackston writes, directs and acts in this play about a young woman who must confront her memories of her father. Jun. 14, 15, 21 & 22, 7:30 p.m. & Jun. 16 & 23, 2 p.m. $8–15. 706-283-1049, tking@cityofelberon. net

Saturday 15 ART: Opening Reception (Lyndon House Arts Center) “BIG” includes large-scale works in printmaking, sculpture and mixed media by Duane Paxson, Scott Stephens, Judy Majoe-Girardin and Briana Palmer. 2–4 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3623 ART: Live Glassblowing (Bendzunas Glass, Comer) The family-run gallery demonstrates live glassblowing. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! bendzunas@windstream.net, www. bendzunasglass.com CLASSES: Stampmaking (Double Dutch Press) Learn image transfer, carving and printing techniques for making stamps. 2–4 p.m. $35. www. doubledutchpress.com EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (Oconee County Courthouse, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 8 a.m.–1 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Trottin’ for Adoption 5k Fun Run/Walk (Oconee Veterans Park) Proceeds from the run/walk will help establish a scholarship fund for children adopted from the foster care system. The morning includes food, raffles and a kids’ craft table. 7:30 a.m. www.agcadoption.org EVENTS: Sandy Creek Sling (Sandy Creek Park) Athens Disc Golf presents its first Professional Disc Golf Association Tournament since 2009 with 72 recreational, amateur and professional players. See story on p. 7. www.facebook.com/athensdiscgolf EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. This week includes a “seed tape” activity for kids. Live music by Making Strange and Kate Morrissey. 8 a.m.–12 p.m. www. athensfarmersmarket.net EVENTS: Traditional Ballad Program and Book Signing (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Sisters Mary Lomax and Bonnie Loggins perform traditional ballads from the American frontier and the British Isles. They will sign copies of the newlyreleased book, Mary Lomax Ballad Book: America’s Great 21st Century Ballad Singer, by Art Rosenbaum. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. 3 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/russell EVENTS: Contra Dance (Memorial Park) Presented by the Athens Folk Music & Dance Society. Live music by Atlanta Open Band and calling by George Snyder. Free 30-minute lesson beginning at 7:30 p.m. No experience or partner needed. 8–11 p.m. FREE! (under 18), $7 (adults). www.athensfolk.org FILM: Sprockets Music Video Show Meet & Greet (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Meet the judges and

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filmmakers before heading over to the 40 Watt Club to watch this year’s competing music videos. See story p. 9. 7–9 p.m. www.filmathens.net/ sprockets FILM: Sprockets Music Video Show (40 Watt Club) Watch new music videos from Athens and beyond and vote for the Audience Choice Award. A meet and greet with this year’s judges and filmmakers precedes the screenings at Flicker Theatre & Bar from 7–9 p.m. See story p. 9. 9 p.m. $4 (w/ AthFest wristband), $5. www.filmathens.net/ sprockets KIDSTUFF: Saturday Storytime (Avid Bookshop) Join Avid for books and games. 1 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Nature Trading Post (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Trade one or two objects found in nature for points or other nature objects in the center’s collection. 11 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 KIDSTUFF: Family Day: All That Jazz (Georgia Museum of Art) Visit the museum’s permanent collection galleries to see how artists like Jay Robinson and Radcliffe Bailey have been inspired by jazz, then head to the classroom to create your own music-inspired masterpiece. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org LECTURES & LIT: New Town Revue (Avid Bookshop) This installment of the monthly quiet variety show features Fabrice Julien and Lilly Brown reading poetry, CJ Bartunek sharing prose and Amanda Kapousouz of Tin Cup Prophette playing music. 6:30–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.newtownrevue.wordpress.com LECTURES & LIT: Ground Breaking: Managing ADHD (Madison County Library) Stacy Sampson, owner of Oasis Counseling Center, presents information and resources for parents of children with ADHD. Part of the Ground Breaking Lecture Series. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-796-5597 OUTDOORS: Naturalist Walk (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Join the SCNC staff for a walk around the property. Bring a camera or binoculars. All ages. Call to register. 10–11 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3615 THEATRE: The Great American Trailer Park Musical (Town and Gown Players) See Friday listing for full description June 14-15 & 20–22, 8 p.m. June 16 & 23, 2 p.m. $10–18. www.townandgownplayers.org THEATRE: Mr. Long Said Nothing (Elbert Theatre) See Friday listing for full description Jun. 14, 15, 21 & 22, 7:30 p.m. & Jun. 16 & 23, 2 p.m. $8–15. 706-283-1049, tking@ cityofelberon.net THEATRE: The Tempest (Ashford Manor) See Wednesday listing for full description June 12–16, 8 p.m. $8–16. www.athensmusic.net, www. roseofathens.org

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Father’s Day. Meet winemaker Georg Rumpf and enjoy Southern snacks and live music. 4–7 p.m. $25. 706546-0430, events@indigoathens. com GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Every Sunday! Hosted by Evan Delany. First place wins $50 and second place wins $25. 8 p.m. FREE! www.thecapitalroom.com GAMES: Trivia (Amici) Test your skills. 9 p.m. 706-353-0000 GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, Broad Street location) What do you really know? 6 p.m. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Buffalo’s Café) “Brewer’s Inquisition,” trivia hosted by Chris Brewer every Sunday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-354-6655, www. buffaloscafe.com/athens KIDSTUFF: Read to Rover (ACC Library) Meet Star, Comet and Penny, volunteer certified therapy dogs. Beginning readers can practice by reading aloud to a furry friend. All dogs are insured and in the company of their trainers. First come, first served. 3–4 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Ground Breaking: Pain Relief (Madison County Library) Michelle Arington teaches the benefits of Gentle Yoga’s postures, mindfulness meditation and breathing techniques to help

Monday 17 COMEDY: Daniel Tosh (The Classic Center) Comedy Central’s “Tosh.0” star presents biting commentary and jokes as part of his “June Gloom Tour.” With opener Jerrod Carmichael. See Calendar Pick p. 16. 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. $49.50–65. www.classiccenter.com EVENTS: Anniversary Celebration (Heirloom Cafe and Fresh Market) Heirloom celebrates two years with a block party. 6:30-9 p.m. $15 (includes dinner). www.heirloomcafe.com EVENTS: Reiki & Drumming Circle (Call for location) Reiki is an ancient energy system that promotes relaxation and encourages healing and balance. Contact for directions. 6:30 p.m. 706-490-3816, energypath@hotmail.com GAMES: Team Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Athens’ toughest trivia. $100 grand prize every week! All ages. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-8997 KIDSTUFF: Infant Storytime (ACC Library) Designed to nurture language skills through literature-based

EVENTS: Tuesday Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Fresh produce, cooking demonstrations and childrens activities. Offers double dollars for EBT shoppers. Held every Tuesday. 4–7 p.m. 706613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (First Christian Church, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 4–7 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org GAMES: Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways. Every Tuesday. 9–11 p.m. 706353-0305 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Twisted Trivia (The Office Lounge) See Tuesday listing for full description 7:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays & Thursdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. 706354-1515 GAMES: Movie Quotes Trivia (Max) With host Cora Jane every Tuesday. Everyone’s a winner. 9:30 p.m. FREE! 706-254-3392

Rose of Athens Theatre presents William Shakespeare’s The Tempest at Ashford Manor in Watkinsville June 12–16 at 8 p.m. ease body pains. Part of the Ground Breaking Lecture Series. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 PERFORMANCE: “Musical Sparks” (Madison Morgan Cultural Center) Violinist Susie Park and pianist Elizabeth Pridgen join the principal cellist of the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra, Christopher Rex, for an evening of music by Beethoven and Brahms. Part of the Madison Chamber Music Festival. 5 p.m. $5–10. www.mmcc-arts.org THEATRE: The Tempest (Ashford Manor) See Wednesday listing for full description June 12–16, 8 p.m. $8–16. www.athensmusic.net, www. roseofathens.org THEATRE: Mr. Long Said Nothing (Elbert Theatre) See Friday listing for full description Jun. 14, 15, 21 & 22, 7:30 p.m. & Jun. 16 & 23, 2 p.m. $8–15. 706-283-1049, tking@ cityofelberon.net THEATRE: The Great American Trailer Park Musical (Town and Gown Players) See Friday listing for full description June 14-15 & 20–22, 8 p.m. June 16 & 23, 2 p.m. $10–18. www.townandgownplayers.org

materials and activities. Parents assist their children in movements and actions while playing. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (ACC Library) The new club will watch some anime and discuss plans for future activities. Ages 11–18. 5–7 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Movie Monday: Waiting for Forever (Oconee County Library) Snack on popcorn and watch a romantic comedy about an unemployed guy in love with a young actress. For ages 11–18. 3–5 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950

Tuesday 18 COMEDY: OpenTOAD Comedy Open Mic (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Voted by Flagpole’s readers as Athens’ “favorite comedy night” in 2011 and 2012, this comedy show allows locals to watch quality comedy or perform themselves. Email to perform. First and third Tuesday of every month! 9 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. calebsynan@yahoo.com, www.flickertheatreandbar.com

KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) See Tuesday listing for full description 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Special Collections Tour (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) Tour the exhibit galleries of the Walter J. Brown Media Archives and Peabody Awards Collection, the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript Library and the Richard B. Russell Library for Political Research and Studies. 2 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl MEETINGS: Caregiver Luncheon (Bently Adult Day Care) Caregivers for patients with Alzheimer’s disease or related dementias are invited to brings questions, concerns and issues for a group discussion. RSVP. 12 p.m. FREE! 706-549-4850, cdean@accaging.org

Wednesday 19 CLASSES: SALSAthens (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes with SALSAthens. Every Wednesday. 6:30-7:30 p.m.

(intermediate), 7:30-8:30 p.m. (beginners). $8 (incl. drink). 706338-6613 COMEDY: LaughFest (Georgia Theatre) The official AthFest comedy showcase presents Austin, TX comedian Brendon Walsh. With supporting comedians Luke Fields, Jake Brannon, John-Michael Bond, Caleb Synan and Chris Patton. 8 p.m. $10–15. www.athfest.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods and crafts. Live music at every market. 4–7 p.m. www.athensfarmersmarket. net EVENTS: Canine Cocktail Hour (Madison Bar & Bistro) Drink and food specials for you and your (well-behaved, non-aggressive, vaccinated) dog! Every Wednesday. 5–7 p.m. FREE! www.indigoathens.com FILM: AthFest FilmFest Opening Night (Ciné Barcafé) An evening of music and conversation with acclaimed local artist and musician Art Rosenbaum, who will perform live prior to the screening of Alan Flurry’s documentary film, Art Rosenbaum: Mural in Progress. 7 p.m. $5 (w/ AthFest wristband), $10. www.athenscine.com GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. www.choochoorestaurants.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Crows Nest Trivia (Dirty Birds) Every Wednesday in the Crows Nest. 8 p.m. FREE! 706546-7050 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Five Points location) Open your pie-hole for a chance to win! Every Wednesday. 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-7424 KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Barnes & Noble) For all ages. Children receive a free treat from the cafe. 11 a.m. FREE! 706-354-1195 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Storytime (Madison County Library) Includes stories, fingerpuppet plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5. Every Wednesday. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Coffeehouse and Talent Show (Oconee County Library) Read, drink coffee and showcase a talent. Includes awards and snacks. For ages 11–18. 6–8 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Children’s Storytime (ACC Library) See Tuesday listing for full description 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Storytelling Concert (Oconee County Library) Join local storyteller and librarian Jackie Elsner for stories and music. All ages. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-769-3950 KIDSTUFF: Gnomeo & Juliet (ACC Library) A screening of the animated comedy, followed with crafts inspired by the film. For ages 11–18. 4–6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org KIDSTUFF: Storyteller Jackie Elsner (Madison County Library) A storytelling concert and puppet show. 2 p.m. FREE! 706-795-5597

LECTURES & LIT: Buddha Book Study (Body, Mind & Spirit) A discussion group that supports applying Buddha’s teachings to end suffering in all areas of life. Every Wednesday. 6 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-351-6024 LECTURES & LIT: Talking About Books (ACC Library) This month’s title is Escape from Camp 14: One Man’s Remarkable Odyssey from North Korea to Freedom in the West by Blaine Harden. Newcomers welcome. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 11 Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 6 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com OLD SKOOL TRIO Funk, blues, and jazz featuring Carl Lindberg on bass, Seth Hendershot on drums and Jason Fuller on keys. Playing original compositions and the music of The Funky Meters, Dr. John, War, Sly and the Family Stone, Stevie Wonder, Funkadelic and more. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ BLOWPOP Joe Kubler (Bubbly Mommy Gun) spins a set of tunes. The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com DAVID LEINWEBER & THE SILVERBIRDS Leinweber has a repertoire that stretches for miles, tackling classic country, rock, folk and singer-songwriter favorites Mirko Pasta 6 p.m. FREE! 706-850-5641 (Gaines School Road location) LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL Host Betsy Franck presents this week’s showcase of singersongwriter talent, featuring Lefty Williams, Diane Durrett and Randall Bramblett. Sundown Saloon 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1180 AVERY DYLAN’S OPEN MIC NIGHT All musicians, singers, songwriters and/or bands welcome! The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 12 40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $10. www.40watt.com JD MCPHERSON Rhythm and blues artist constantly pushing the genre envelope. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. KYSHONA ARMSTRONG Soulful singer-songwriter with a rootsy, bluesy sound. Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent. Every Wednesday! Farm 255 8 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com CALEB DARNELL Member of The Darnell Boys and Bellyache sings the blues.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 6 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com KINKY WAIKIKI Relaxing, steel guitar-driven band following the traditions of Hawaiian music. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 SOLO NIGHT Members of various local bands play stripped-down solo sets. Featuring Patrick Morales, Andrew Klein, Taylor Chmura, Nicholas Mallis, Kade Kahl, Johnny Montarella, Chris Barnett, William Cantrell and Rick Catanise. Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com THE NIC WILES TRIO Modern jazz group made up of Drew Hart (bass), Thomas Avery (keys) and Nic Wiles (drums). Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com JONATHAN BYRD Lauded North Carolina-based songwriter. Nowhere Bar Vintage Groove Wednesday. 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 DWAYNE HOLLOWAY & FRIENDS Local percussionist leads a jam sesh. The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke! Porterhouse Grill 7 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Join drummer Nicholas Wiles with bassist Drew Hart and pianist Steve Key for an evening of original music, improv and standards. Tapped 9 p.m. FREE! 706-850-6277 KARAOKE Every Wednesday! Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com LEAVING COUNTRIES Local group led by guitarist Louis Phillip Pelot.

Thursday 13 40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $7. www.40watt.com WILD NOTHING Virginia-based indie rock/dream pop band. See story on p. 13. TWIN TIGERS Loud and lush at the same time, this local rock band combines jarring, reverb-soaked guitar riffs with dark, sweeping melodies and heavy percussion. Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES Local singersongwriter Louis Phillip Pelot performs folk and country, solo or with the help of some friends. ISAAC BRAMBLETT BAND Southern soul singer with a rootsrock band who has performed with Ike Stubblefield and Sunny Ortiz, to name a few. STATION 42 Local New Age Country/ Southern Rock trio. Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com NIGHT & DAY A healthy blend of folk and rock from this “small band with a lot to say.” CANDID COAL PEOPLE Local folk-rock group with a newly added k continued on next page

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Hotel Indigo Ladies Night. 5 p.m. FREE! www. indigoathens.com KYSHONA ARMSTRONG Soulful singer-songwriter with a rootsy, bluesy sound. Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub GRAB THE MIC NIGHT A night of hip hop, featuring Jubee, Emme Ye, Li Noc, 80 Boi, Russia Fly, Bille Swager, Tat, Killa Fly, Pharo Gottie and DJ Cabbage Looper. Max 10 p.m. 706-254-3392 PILGRIM Local rock band featuring Paul McHugh on vocals, guitar and keyboards along with Matt Stoessel on guitar, TJ Machado on bass, Thayer Sarrano on keyboards and Brad Morgan on drums. TONY HOLIDAY BAND Blend of traditional blues, roots and Southern rock with a twist. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THE GOOD DOCTOR Funk band from Auburn, AL. The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 OPEN MIC NIGHT Local songwriter Avery Dylan hosts this open mic. The Omega Bar 7 p.m. FREE! ($5 after 9 p.m.). www. theomegabar.com THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR Local smooth jazz group led by DJ and musician Dwain Segar.

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Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com JIM COOK Local veteran performs an acoustic set of Delta blues, classic rock and a wide variety of Americana. Walker’s Coffee & Pub 9 p.m. FREE! 706-543-1433 KARAOKE Every Thursday! The World Famous 9 p.m. $5. www.theworldfamousathens. com KATE MORRISSEY Best known for her dark velvet voice, Morrissey’s songwriting is literate and sincere, and her conversational live shows come punctuated with an offbeat sense of humor.

DJ TWIN POWERS DJ Dan Geller (Gold Party, The Agenda) and friends spin late-night glam rock, new wave, Top 40, punk and Britpop. Green Room 9 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com THE GRANFALLOONS Hum inducing, toe-tapping Athens group featuring members of the Randall Bramblett Band. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com FIVE EIGHT Legendary Athens rock trio that consistently pumps out boisterous rock and roll. Their energetic live show has warmed the stage for such bands as R.E.M., Cheap Trick, The Ramones and more.

Saturday 15 Bootleggers Country & Western Bar 8 p.m. www.bootleggersathens.com RYAN WEST BAND Country band from Leesburg, GA. Butt Hutt Bar-B-Q 8 p.m. FREE! www.butthuttbarbecue. com RANDY LEAKE Up-and-coming local singer-songwriter. Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com MUUY BIIEN Local band plays ‘80sstyle punk rock that’s equal parts Minor Threat and The Fall. TATERZANDRA Local band playing angular, often dissonant but catchy

Jonathan Byrd plays Hendershot’s Coffee Bar on Wednesday, June 12. THIS FRONTIER NEEDS HEROES Brooklyn-based alternative folk duo.

Friday 14 Buffalo’s CafĂŠ “A Night at Rick’s Cafeâ€?: Music from Casablanca. 8 p.m. $20 (w/ food & drink). www.buffaloscafe.com/athens A-TRAIN BAND Instrumental group performing traditional jazz standards, swing, latin, ballads, blues and boogie. Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com THE STARTER KITS Old schoolinspired rock out of Athens, fronted by songwriter Mikey Dwyer. KENNY ROBY North Carolina-based singer-songwriter and former 6 String Drag frontman. See Calendar Pick on p. 16. TONY TIDWELL Self-described “raw, rural barroom rock ‘n’ roll.â€? DANIEL AARON Currently of Vespolina, local songwriter Aaron says he will dust off some tunes from his old band, Timber, for this set. Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com MOUSER Exuberant garage-pop that experiments with noise jams. FREE ASSOCIATES New local experimental band. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 CORTEZ GARZA Local singer-songwriter pushes the envelope with his unique blend of indie/Americana. LEEANN PEPPER No info available. GUMSHOE Local alt-country band led by Andy Dixon.

Highwire Lounge 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge. com FRIDAY NIGHT JAZZ A set of jazz tunes for your dinnertime pleasure, usually led by pianist Rand Lines and featuring various guests. Every Friday!

grunge that maintains a distinct sense of melody. CD release show! See story on p. 12. THE POWDER ROOM Local heavyweight trio of Gene Woolfolk, Aaron Sims and Bubba McDonald. HONEY SLIDERS New local power trio.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $20. www.meltingpointathens. com MARTHA REEVES Evening with legendary Motown singer.

Farm 255 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DJ STEELE Local scenester Jay Steele spins a set of tunes.

New Earth Athens 10 p.m. $5. www.newearthmusichall. com THE SOUL REBELS Jazz/funk band from New Orleans, LA. Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 JUSTIN BROGDON BAND Local Southern rock band. The Office Lounge 9:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 90 ACRE FARM Local Americana band. Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com HERD OF WATTS Rock band from Jacksonville, FL. The World Famous 9 p.m. $5 (adv.), $7 (door). www.theworldfamousathens.com CASPER AND THE COOKIES Local legends playing eccentric and energetic pop-rock with both male and female vocals. YOUR FUZZY FRIENDS North Carolina-based electro-pop band fronted by a gay hipster unicorn. Yes, you read that correctly. Gay. Hipster. Unicorn.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com MONKEYGRASS JUG BAND A rollicking blend of Americana originals alongside traditionals, blues, mountain songs, murder ballads and rock and roll covers. DAFFODIL This local trio plays hardhitting, noisy rock. Front Porch Book Store 6 p.m. FREE! 706-372-1236 BEN FAIRADAY BLUES BAND “Classic Southern blues with ‘60s influences� from this local combo. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 VAGUE WAVE New experimental/ electronic/pop-poem/sound performance group from Joe Kubler and Catherine Rush. COOMBS BOT Athens-based robotin-disguise regenerates live electronic covers of looped pop classics from the ‘80s,’ 90s and today! MANNY AND THE DEPTHROATS Local experimental sound/video artist Manny Lage explores concepts in performative culture. DJS BLOW POP AND JOHN FERNANDES These two local dudes spin a “late-night dance party guaranteed to displace a hip!�

Green Room 9 p.m. $7. www.greenroomathens.com THOMAS WYNN AND THE BELIEVERS This six-piece group from Orlando plays Americana rock infused with Southern soul. DEATH ON TWO WHEELS Gritty, hazy rock from Atlanta, paying homage to classic 70’s rock. Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com BARISTAPALOOZA Hendershot’s baristas perform to help say goodbye to the venue’s current location. Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub FISTY Thrash punk band from Athens with the the motto “drunk before sunset.� DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves. New Earth Athens 9 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10 (door). www. newearthmusichall.com ATHENS TANGO PROJECT Local group playing Argentine tango, featuring the upright bass talent of Laura Camacho. CICADA RHYTHM Atlanta-based acoustic guitar and upright bass duo playing bluegrass-tinged indie folk. POWERKOMPANY Local duo featuring Marie Davon (Venice is Sinking) and Andrew Heaton (Packway Handle Band). Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 AVERY DYLAN PROJECT Southern rock and Texas blues, originals and covers.

Terrapin Beer Co. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.terrapinbeer.com TROPICAL BREEZE Steel drum band playing beachy tunes from Atlanta, GA. The World Famous 9 p.m. $8 (adv)., $10 (door). www. theworldfamousathens.com MATT JOINER BAND Local guitarist draws inspiration from blues and classic rock. ROLLIN’ HOME Local Southern rock band.

Sunday 16 Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com KENOSHA KID Centered around the instru-improv jazz compositions of guitarist Dan Nettles, Kenosha Kid also features bassist Robby Handley and drummer Marlon Patton. The group is packed with music, mischief and mayhem, and offers a sound that serves noise-rock fans and jam band listeners equally. Ten Pins Tavern 7:30 p.m. FREE! 706-546-8090 BACK ALLEY BLUES BAND Featuring locals Paul Scales, Randy Durham, John Straw, Dave Herndon and Scott Sanders playing blues jams.

Monday 17 Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 HAND SAND HANDS Looping, experimental, psychedelic ramblings from Jonathan Miller, with drone and ambient leanings.

The World Famous 8 p.m. FREE! www.theworldfamousathens.com KENOSHA KID Centered around the instru-improv jazz compositions of guitarist Dan Nettles, Kenosha Kid also features bassist Robby Handley and drummer Marlon Patton. The group offers a sound serving noiserock and jam fans equally.

Tuesday 18 Blind Pig Tavern 7 p.m. FREE! 706-548-3442 (West Broad St. location) TODD COWART Singer for local Southern-fried rock act The Hushpuppies Band plays a set. Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 10 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com FORMER CHAMPIONS High-energy, dynamic groove-based compositions spanning genres such as rock, funk, world-beat and nu-jazz. Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 NATE & THE NIGHTMARES New band fronted by Cars Can Be Blue’s Nate Mitchell. THE HERNIES New local band led by Henry Barbe. Green Room 10 p.m. FREE! www.greenroomathens. com TALL TALL TREES Indie-folk outfit from NYC. The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com NORTH GEORGIA BLUEGRASS BAND See band name.

The Volstead 9 p.m.–1:30 a.m. 706-354-5300 KARAOKE Every Tuesday!

Wednesday 19 Boar’s Head Lounge 11 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 OPEN MIC NIGHT Showcase your talent. Every Wednesday! Farm 255 8–10 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com DIAL INDICATORS Local jazz act featuring Jeremy Roberts on guitar and George Davidson on tenor saxophone. 11 p.m. FREE! www.farm255.com PRINCE RAMA Kaleidoscopic, Brooklyn-based psych/world/dance band featuring sisters Taraka and Nimai Larson. THE DREAM CIRCLE Alternate version of Javier Morales’ lo-fi avantgarde pop project. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com YIP DECEIVER An infectiously fun blend of feel-good pop, R&B grooves and noise-bending electro from right here in Athens, featuring of Montreal’s Davey Pierce. THE D.A. Dance-rock band from Texas. The Melting Point 8 p.m. $5. www.meltingpointathens. com CANDID COAL PEOPLE Local folk-rock group with a newly added banjoist performs a set of original songs. THE OAK CREEK BAND High-energy Americana band based in Nashville.

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Down the Line Tall Tall Trees play Green Room on Tuesday, June 18. ISAAC BRAMBLETT BAND Southern soul singer with a rootsrock band who has performed with Ike Stubblefield and Sunny Ortiz, to name a few.

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Nuçi’s Space 7 p.m. FREE! (donations welcome). www.nuci.org CAMP AMPED FINALE SHOW Session 1 of Camp Amped concludes with eight bands of young musicians showcasing the originals and covers they learned at camp.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com OPEN MIC Hendershot’s owner and Old Skool Trio drummer Seth Hendershot hosts this open mic. Say goodbye to Hendershot’s Oglethorpe Ave. location!

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ART Seeking Vendors (Max) Indie South Fair seeks dealers of art, vintage and handmade wares for “Back to Cool,” a market featuring clothing, books, records, kitsch, jewelry, crafts and more. Register online by July 15. Market is on Aug. 17. $40 (booth space). www.indiesouthfair.com

AUDITIONS Hamlet (Town and Gown Players) Season-ending production. June 17–18, 7 p.m. www.townandgown players.org The Crucible (Elbert Theatre, Elberton) Arthur Miller’s 1953 classic dramatization of the Salem witch trials. Be prepared to read from the script. Jun. 17 & 18, 6–8 p.m. tking@cityofelberton.net

CLASSES Capoeira Classes (UGA Dance Theatre, Room 274) An AfroBrazilian art form combining martial arts, music and dance. Mondays & Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. $5/class. capoeira@uga.edu Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” classes introduce participants to the potter’s wheel every Friday from 7–9 p.m. “Family Try Clay” classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Computer Classes (ACC Library) Online or one-on-one instruction. Topics include Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, Excel, eBooks and more. Call for times and to register. 706-613-3650

Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Mama/Papa & Me craft class for ages 1–3 (Saturdays, 10 a.m.), Craft Club for ages 6–10 (Wednesdays, 4 p.m.) and ages 3–5 (Thursdays, 4 p.m.), Family Crafterdays (Saturdays, 11 a.m.) and Adult Craft Night (second Tuesday of the month, 7:30–9:30 p.m.). $10/class, $25/adult class, $30/4 classes. 706-850-8226, www.tree housekidandcraft.com Dance Classes (Floorspace) Sulukule Bellydance presents classes in bellydancing, Bollywood dance, fire dancing, yoga, burlesque, sewing and Middle Eastern drumming. Summer classes run through Aug. 1. Visit website for schedule. www.floorspaceathens.com Fepic Yoga (New Earth Music Hall) Ashtanga style yoga led by Vibrant Life. Outdoors on the patio, weather permitting. Monday–Friday, 11 a.m.–12 p.m. & 2–3 p.m. Donations accepted. 706-543-8283, www. newearthmusichall.com Mac Workshops (PeachMac) Frequent introductionary courses to Mac, iPad, iPhoto and iCloud. Check website for dates. FREE! 706208-9990, www.peachmac.com Printmaking Workshops (Double Dutch Press) “Zine/Journal Making.” June 23 & 30, 2–4 p.m. or Aug. 13 & 20, 6–8 p.m. $65. “Reductive Woodcut.” Aug. 1, 8 & 15, 6–8 p.m. $85. “One Color Linocut.” Aug. 10 & 17, 2–4 p.m. $85. “Multicolor Screenprinting.” Aug. 24 & 31, 2–5 p.m. $75. Check website for full descriptions and to register. www.doubledutchpress.com Summer Adult Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Eight-week courses in beginner through intermediate wheel classes, sculpture and independent studio. Term starts June 17. Visit website to register. www.gooddirt.net

Twinges in Rusty Hinges (Memorial Park) Aquatic aerobics for seniors. Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays, 6–7 p.m. Saturdays, 10–11 a.m. $5/class. www.athens clarkecounty.com/aquatics Women’s Self Defense Classes (American Blackbelt Academy) On-going workshops in Sexual Assault Fundamental Escapes (SAFE). Call to register. 706-549-1671, athensjiujitsu.com Yoga Classes (Thrive) Silver Tai Chi for Seniors, intro to Qigong, Mindful Vinyasa, Flow and Let Go Yoga, Taiji Concepts and Movement Church. Visit website for class schedule. 706-850-2000, www. thrivespace.net Yoga Gives (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) All levels of flow yoga taught by Claire Coenen. Donations benefit Nancy Travis, a non-profit that provides daycare to local children. Every Wednesday through summer. 8–9 p.m. $10 (suggested donation). clairecoenen@gmail.com, www.athensfivepointsyoga.com Yoga for Every Body (Healing Arts Centre, Sangha Yoga Studio) On-going classes with Rahasya graduates. Fridays, 6–7 p.m. Donations accepted. www.healing artscentre.net

HELP OUT Back to School Giveback Program (Petzone Dog Rescue) Collecting new and gently used uniforms and bookbags for local students. Tax deductible. 706-5468006, www.petzonedogs.com Book Donations Accepted (Oconee County Civic Center) The Oconee County Library is accepting donations of books, DVDs and CDs to be sold at the annual book sale

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The Georgia Museum of Art is currently in the process of deaccessioning four out of five paintings by Bernard Smol from its collection. Help determine which should stay and which should go by voting in person through July 7. Pictured here is “Le Prophète Job.” Sep. 12–15. Proceeds benefit the library. suley1@sules.com, www. oconeelibraryfriends.org Donate Blood Give the gift of blood! Check website for donor locations. 1-800-RED CROSS, www.redcrossblood.org Free IT (Free IT Athens) Volunteers wanted for help with computer instruction and repair. Free IT Athens provides technology resources to Athens residents and organizations. www.freeitathens.org

KIDSTUFF ARTini’s ARTcamp (ARTini’s Open Art Studio, Gallery & Lounge) Create your own paintings with guided instruction. Mondays–Fridays, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. Ages 6–12. 706-3538530, www.artinisartlounge.com Athens Creative Theatre Camp (Memorial Park, Quinn Hall) Campers learn the basics of theatrical performance through plays, games, puppetry and workshops. For ages 8–12. June 17–21, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $83–125. 706-6133628 Beginner Olympic Style Fencing Camp (Athens Academy) Learn the history and the basics of fencing. Ages 8–15. July 22–26, 1–4 p.m. $110. 770-7131240, info@athensfencing.com Bridge Workshop for Kids (Oconee County Library) Two-week workshop on how to crack secret codes in the card game Bridge. Ages 10–15. Registration required. Mondays–Fridays, Jun. 17–28, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! 706-769-3950, www.athenslibrary.org/oconee Do Re Mi Music Day Camp (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) Explore the basics of music with improvisation, notation, history, singing and more. No experience needed. Ages 7–10. Jun. 17–21, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $120. 231-631-5057, rhjelmstad@gmail.com Fantastic Fridays (Bishop Park, Gym) Various obstacle courses and activities for ages 10 months–4 years and caregivers. Call to register. 10–11:30 a.m. $5. 706-613-3589 Intermezzo Piano Academy (The Church at College Station) Classes in rhythm, music history, composition, theory and private lessons. For all ages and backgrounds. June 17–22, 9:30 a.m.–1:30 p.m. $150. www.intermezzoacademy.com

Jackson Eco Farms Summer Camps (Jackson Eco Farm) Work in the gardens and explore nature. For ages 6–12. 706-202-5901, rachelparr@jacksonecofarm.com, www.jacksonecofarm.org Kids Summer Reading Program (Avid Bookshop) Read five summer reading books from Avid and receive a $5 gift card to either Ted’s Most Best or The Grit. www.avidbookshop.com Mega Sports Camp (Church of the Nations) Games of flag football, soccer, cheerleading, taekwondo and more, as well as daily biblical lessons. For kids entering 1st–6th grade. Jun. 24–28. 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $17–25. www.cotnag.com Miss Future Star Fashion & Talent Competition (Georgia Center Hotel) Compete for the title of Miss Future Star 2013 by singing, dancing or rocking the runway. Parents can learn how to launch their child’s modeling career. For ages 4–17. June 29, 12–5 p.m. $25–75. www.jasminejohnsonedu. net/missfuturestar Mommy and Me: Wild World of Animals (Various Locations) Kids ages 2–5 and a parent can attend a program featuring crafts, games, stories and music one morning per week. Each week focuses on a different animal theme, and locations change daily. Call to pre-register. Through July 18, 9:30–11:30 a.m. $40–60. 706-613-3580, www. athensclarkecounty.com New Splash Pads Now Open (East Athens Community Park & Rocksprings Park) Stay cool this summer at Athens’ new splash pads for kids. Adult supervision required. Open Tuesdays–Sundays. $1 (park admission fee). www.athensclarke county.com/aquatics Play Groups and Yoga for Mamas and Babies (Arrow) “New Mamas and Babies Group.” Mondays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5. “New Mamas and Toddlers Group.” Thursdays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $5. “Open Play.” Tuesdays & Thursdays, 2–4 p.m. $10. “Mama/Baby Yoga.” Tuesdays, 10:30–11:30 a.m. $14. “Pre-Natal Yoga.” Wednesdays, 5:45–6:45 p.m. $14. www.ourarrow. com Print Camp (Double Dutch Press) This introduction to three types of printmaking (monotype, relief and screenprinting) culminates in a handbound book of prints. Ages

8–10: July 9–12. Ages 11–13: June 18–21 & July 16–19. Ages 14 & up: June 25–28 & July 23–26. 10 a.m.–12 p.m. $150. www.double dutchpress.com Summer Art Exploration Camp (Oconee Veterans Park, Watkinsville) Drawing, painting, mixed media and more for ages 5–12. Four week-long sessions through Jun. 28. Mon.–Fri., 1:30– 4:30 p.m. $125/wk. www.ocaf.com Summer Camps (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Week-long camps for ages 3–8, including Garden Earth Camp and Garden Explorers Camp. Check website for descriptions and to register. $60-155. www.botgarden.uga.edu Table Tennis Camp (Oconee Veterans Park) Learn rules and fun tricks. For ages 8–18. Jun. 18–21. 706-769-3965, www.ocprd.com Treehouse Summer Camps (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Woodland fairy themed, sewing, folk art, superhero themed, public art, photography, puppetry, fiber & textiles and DIY crafts. Check website for dates, costs and age requirements. www. treehousekidandcraft.com Weekday Play Group (By Your Leave Family Resource Center) Unstructured playtime for children ages 4 & under. Every weekday. 10:30 a.m.–12:30 p.m. FREE! 706255-1136, seycia09@gmail.com, www.facebook.com/byyourleave Yoga Sprouts & Creative Movement (Thrive) Creative Movement for ages 2–3 increases coordination, balance and wholebrain learning. Wednesdays, 1:30– 2:10 p.m. Yoga Sprouts for ages 3 & up improves body awareness and self-confidence. Wednesdays, 2:15–3:15 p.m. or 3:30–4:30 p.m. $10. www.thrivespace.net

SUPPORT Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.com Athens Mothers’ Group (Athens Mothers Center) A support and social group for mothers to find out about upcoming events, community resources and more. Children welcome. Meets every Tuesday & Friday, 9:30–11:30 a.m. www.athens ga.motherscenter.org

Domestic Violence Support Group (Athens, GA) Support and dinner for survivors of domestic violence. Tuesdays, 6–8 p.m., in Clarke County. First and Third Mondays, 6:30–8 p.m., in Madison County. Childcare provided. 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 Emotional Abuse Support Group (Athens, GA) Demeaning behavior and hateful words can be just as harmful as punches and kicks. Childcare provided. Call for location. Every Wednesday. 6:30–8 p.m. FREE! 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 Emotions Anonymous (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program.. Sundays, 4–5 p.m. 706-202-7463, www.emotionsanonymous.org Life After Diagnosis (Oasis Counseling Center) A support group aimed at helping those with chronic or life-threatening diseases is now taking applicants for the next six-week session’s waiting list. 706543-3522, www.oasiscounseling center.com

Women’s Empowerment Group (Oasis Counseling Center) Work on etting boundaries, assertiveness, self-care and more. Call to reserve a spot for the next eightweek session. $15/session. 706543-3522, www.oasiscounseling center.com

ON THE STREET AthHalf Registration Open Through Oct. 18. Discounts for early birds. Race, Oct. 20. info@ athhalf.com, www.athhalf.com Avid Book Clubs (Avid Bookshop) Young Readers, 1st Sun. of the month. “Young Adult for Not-SoYoung Adults,” 2nd Sun. Paperback Fiction, 3rd Sun. “New & Notable,” 4th Sun. Check website for weekly titles. www.avidbookshop.com Call for Submissions (Athens, GA) The Stray Dog Almanac, a local literary magazine, seeks prose, poetry and artwork. Deadline Aug. 1. FREE! straydogalmanac@gmail.com, www.straydogalmanac.com/submit

ART AROUND TOWN A LA FERA (2440 W. Broad St.) Artwork by Cap Man. AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Three-dimensional, multimedia compositions that utilize recycled and found materials by Frances Jemini. Through June. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter, Christine Shockley, Dortha Jacobson and others. Art quilts by Elizabeth Barton and handmade jewelry by various artists. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass. ARTINI’S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) “Virtual Landscapes,” by Brian Macbeth, are iridescent paintings influenced by cosplay, street art and graphics imaging. ATHENA JEWELERS (228 E. Clayton St.) Prints by Annette Paskiewicz. Through June. ATHENS FORD (4260 Atlanta Hwy., Bogart) Artwork by June Ball and Christine Bush Roman. Reception June 13. Through July. THE BRANDED BUTCHER (225 N. Lumpkin St.) Paintings and drawings by Sanithna Phansavanh. BROAD STREET COFFEE (1660 W. Broad St.) Photography by Jeremy Ayers. CINÉ BARCAFÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “The View from Here,” hazy photographs of underwater scenes by Julia Allen. Through June 25. THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Here & There” includes photography by Thom Houser, Michael Marshall, Jim Fiscus and Chris Bilheimer, Rinne Allen, Michael Lachowski and Michael Oliveri. • “Inhabit” features paintings by Jennifer Hartley, Hooper Turner, Claire Dunphy and Art Rosenbaum. EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) “Magic realism” collages by Susan Pelham. Through June. FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 14 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics and fine furniture. Permanent collection artists include Anna Marino, Tom Phillips, Larry Hamilton and more. • In the lower gallery, “Heads Up,” ceramic works by Cheri Wranosky. Through June 18. FIVE STAR DAY CAFE (229 E. Broad St.) Black and white photographs by Theodore Lawrence. Through June. FLASHBACK GAMES (162 W. Clayton St.) An exhibit of over 40 video game inspired works by local artists. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by Emmanuel Taati. Through June. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Cityscapes by Ben Aronson.” Through June 30. • “Face Jugs: Art and Ritual in 19th-Century South Carolina.” Through July 7. • “Deaccessioning Bernard Smol.” Through July 7. • “Fashion Independent: The Original Style of Ann Bonfoey Taylor.” Through Sept. 15. THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Artwork by Bob Brussack. Through June. HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) Hand-sewn, abstract quilt squares by Sydney Slotkin. Reception June 12. Through July.

Community Style Acupuncture (Thrive) Provided in an open space with others who relax side by side in reclining chairs. Wednesdays, 1–5 p.m. $30. 706850-2000, www.thrivespace.net Mango Languages (Athens Regional Library System) Online basic level or 100-lesson courses in Arabic, Chinese, French, German, Hebrew, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Spanish and English. www.athens library.org Paddleboarding (Sandy Creek Park) Stand-up paddle boards, canoes and kayaks are available at Lake Chapman. Saturdays and Sundays, 12:30–5 p.m. www.athens clarkecounty.com/sandycreekpark Summer Tennis ProgramS (Bishop Park) On-going weekly beginner to intermediate levels. www.athensclarkecounty.com/sports Summer Reading Program (ACC Library, Oconee Co. Library & Madison Co. Library) This year’s theme is “Dig into Reading,” and includes activities and prizes for all ages. www.athenslibrary.org f

HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE BAR (1560 Oglethorpe Ave.) In “Farewell to 1560,” Bob Brussack Creative fills the wall with monochrome portraits of members of the Hendershot’s community. JITTERY JOE’S DOWNTOWN (297 E. Broad St.) Light box installations and other collaborative works by Matty Goldstein and Graham Bradford. Through June. JITTERY JOE’S FIVE POINTS (1230 S. Milledge Ave.) Colorful paintings by Lucy Calhoun. Through July. KRIMSON KAFE (40 Greensboro Hwy., Watkinsville) Drawings and paintings by Bram Johnson and Audrey Hinkle. Through June. LAMAR DODD SCHOOL OF ART (270 River Rd.) “PRAXIS,” curated by Jeffrey Whittle, features works by Art Rosenbaum, Erin McIntosh, Jeremy Hughes, Stanley Bermudez, Jorie Berman, Kate Windley and other art professors at UGA. Through July 15. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “Period Decorative Arts Collection (1840–1890)” includes artifacts related to the historic house. • “Ossabaw Island: Holy Ground” features works by the Ossabaw Artists Collective. Through July 27. • “BIG” includes large scale works in printmaking, sculpture and mixed media by Duane Paxson, Scott Stephens, Judy Majoe-Girardin and Briana Palmer. Opening reception June 15. Through Sept. 27. MADISON COUNTY LIBRARY (1315 Hwy. 98 W., Danielsville) Oil paintings by Perry McCrackin and beaded gemstone jewelry by Cath Pentz. Through June. MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) Thomas Gonzalez’s illustrations from “14 Cows for America,” “The House on Dirty Third” and “Ghandi: March to the Sea.” Through July 28. NORMAL TOWN SALONS (1379 Prince Ave.) Works by Dana Harrell Photography. Through June 21. OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) Paintings and drawings by Jim Hamilton. Through June. OCONEE CULTURAL ARTS FOUNDATION (OCAF) (34 School St., Watkinsville) In the Main Gallery, the “Annual Members Exhibit,” featuring over 125 works by members of OCAF. • In the Member’s Gallery, “Oconee Landscapes,” paintings by Robert Clements. Through June 21. PERK AVENUE (111 W. Jefferson St., Madison) “France: City and Country,” photography by Livy Scholly. Through July. SEWCIAL STUDIO (160 Tracy St.) Hand-dyed art quilts by Anita Heady and rust and over-dyed fabric on canvas by Bill Heady. SURGERY CENTER OF ATHENS (2142 W. Broad St.) Works by Elizabeth Barton. Through June. TECH STOP COMPUTERS (390 Atlanta Hwy.) Abstract expressionist acrylic paintings by Frances Jemini. Through September. TOWN 220 (220 W. Washington St., Madison) “Woman” includes works by Katie Brick, Jill Brody, Kristin Casaletto, Abner Cope, Patrick McGannon, Richard Olsen, Betti Pettinati-Longinotti and Jean Westmacott. Through July. WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter.

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1BRs in 5 Pts. Pre-lease now for Fall! Furnished & unfurnished. On UGA & city busline. On-site laundry & p o o l . C a ro u s e l Vi l l a g e Apartments, (706) 548-1132, www.carouselvillage.net. 2BR/2BA. W/D, DW, all appls. incl. Spacious, clean. Great in-town find. Walk Dwntn. or campus, 1 block from Milledge. $700/mo. (706) 546-6900 or valerioproperties@gmail.com. 2BR/1BA, centrally located. 125 Honeysuckle Ln. Total elec. Water & trash incl. $450/ mo. + $300 sec. dep. Avail. now. Lease, references req’d. Call (706) 540-4752.

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2BR/2BA apt. Avail. now! Spacious rooms, W/D incl., pool on site, $495/mo. Eastside on busline. (706) 769-0757 or (706) 207-3427. College Station. 2BR/2BA on bus line. All appls. + W/D, FP, extra closet space, water/ garbage incl. Avail. 8/1. $550/ mo. Owner/Agent, (706) 3402450. Eastside quadraplex, 2BR/2BA, $500/mo. & 2BR/1BA, $475/ mo. Eastside duplex, 2BR/1BA & FP, $525/mo. 3BR/2BA & FP, $700/mo. 2BR/2BA condo, Westside, 1200 sf., $600/mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 353-2700 or cell, (706) 5401529. Flagpole Classifieds is the place to find your new home! Huge 2BR/2BA apt. w/ bar. Close to Dwntn., campus & on bus route. $650/mo. call (706) 207-3677. Half off rent 1st 2 mos. when you mention this ad! 2BR/2BA apts. a few blocks from Dwntn. off North Ave. Pet friendly! Dep. only $250. Rent reduced from $675 to $650/ mo. incl. trash. Limited avail. at price. (706) 548-2522, www. dovetailmanagement.com. Leasing going quickly for Fall. A few 1BRs. Baldwin Village, adjacent to UGA, walk to class. Keith, (706) 354-4261. Townhouse for rent: 3–4 BR/3.5 BA. 3000 sf. Excellent cond. Must see. Avail. in Aug. Great prices. $835/mo. Eastside busline. (706) 338-8372 or email sjbc33@aol.com.

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Condos for Rent $675/mo. 2BR/2.5 BA condo, 5 mins. to UGA. Lg. LR, kit. w/ SS appls., W/D, patio, garbage incl. in rent, 1104 Barnett Shoals Rd. Avail. 8/1. Call Robin (770) 265-6509. 2BR condo. Walking distance to UGA campus. Gated, pool, fitness center. Excellent condition. Avail. 6/1. $600/mo. (706) 206-2347. Just reduced! Investor’s Westside condo. 2BR/2BA, FP, 1500 sf., great investment, lease 12 mos. at $575/mo. Price in $40s. For more info, call McWaters Realty at (706) 353-2700 or (706) 540-1529. Tanyard Condos. 2BR/2.5BA. Incl. W/D. Off Baxter St. near campus & Dwntn. Walk to class. $815. Joiner Management, (706) 353-6868. www.joinermanagement.com.

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$500/mo. 2BR/2 private BA. Campus 8 min. Lg. LR, kitchen w/ DW, W/D, very quiet, on bus line, new floor/paint inside & out, $700/utils. incl. 293 East Paces Dr. Avail. 7/1/13. Call (770) 630-1134. 565 Vaughn Rd. On the river, pets welcome. $350 & $450. Off Oglethrope Rd. (843) 2761962, Buster.

2BR 5 Points Condo. CHAC. New carpet, paint. Deck overlooks wildlife pond. Lg. BRs. Cats ok. No pet fee. $635/ mo. (706) 254-2569.

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2BR/1BA. $495. CHAC, W/D, DW, carport, off Whitehead Rd. Small pet OK. Water/trash incl. 100 D Caroline Ave. (706) 7141100.

Renovated 2BR/1BA duplex just 10 min. from campus. $500 ($250/BR) or $550 w/ fenced yd. Pets OK. More photos & properties at www. racproperties.com. (706) 3084444.

3BR/2.5BA on golf course, remodeled, HWflrs., granite counters, stainless Appls., spacious, 2 car garage, quiet w/security patrol. Avail. now. $1250/mo. Small pet OK. (706) 296-3611.

S. Milledge duplex. Venita Dr. 4BR/2BA, W/D, DW, fenced back yd.! Close to everything yet private. $950/mo., negotiable. (404) 558-3218, or bagley_w@bellsouth.net. Electronic flyers avail.

3BR/2BA. $1275. Avail. 8/1/13. House at UGA baseball field in 5 Pts. Walk to class, W/D, DW, CHAC, HWflrs., porch w/ swing. 135 Northview. (706) 714-1100.

Houses for Rent 3BR/2BA & artist studio. $1900/mo. Beautiful Victorian on historic street. Walk to north campus, Dwntn. & 5 Pts. Wrap around porch w/ swing, 14’ ceilings, sunroom, great kitchen, jacuzzi in big bath, nice private garden in back. Avail 8/1. Call the owner at (706) 255-3224. $850/mo. House on Eastside, less than 10 min. to UGA. 4BR/1.5BA, workshop in basement, 1 car gar., lg. kitchen, fenced yd., safe & quiet n’hood, W/D hookups. Avail. 8/1/13. Agent/owner, 117 Crossbow Cir., Winterville. Call Robin (770) 265-6509

3BR/1BA $950/mo. HWflrs., CHAC, W/D hookups, ceiling fans. Front porch & backyard. Walk Dwntn., campus, Greenway. Recent renovations. Cool old house, great neighbors. Pets OK. (706) 2548103. 3BR/2BA, next to campus & UGA baseball field. Lg. deck, W/D, DW, Cent. AC., FP, HWflrs., refrigerator ice/ door. White picket fence. 190 Pinecrest Dr. Avail. now. $1494/ mo. (706) 714-1100. 3BR/2BA, 2077 S. Lumpkin, $1200/mo. W/D, DW, sec. sys. & ceiling fans. 3BR/2BA, 2071 Lumpkin, $1000/mo. incl. water, lawn maint. & garbage. W/D, DW. (706) 546-0300.

114 Alpine Way. 4BR/2BA. $999. 106 Alpine Way. 3BR/2BA. $899. Next to Alps Rd. School & Beechwood Shopping Center. (706) 206-3350.

3BR/1BA, $1050. Avail. 8/1/13. House near Dwntn./UGA. Walk to class. W/D, DW, CHAC, HWflrs. Small pet OK. 185-A S. Finley. (706) 714-1100.

2 & 3BR houses pre-leasing for fall. Close to campus & Dwntn. All modern upgrades. Call (706) 255-0066.

3BR/1BA brick house. CHAC, W/D, DW, carpor t, pati o, fenced yd. Pets OK. In-town, off Oglethorpe Ave. $840/mo. + dep. 1 yr. lease. (315) 7506156. dmarklevitt@hotmail. com.

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3BR/1BA. HWflrs., total electric. Call (706) 255-4881 after 4 pm, Mon.–Fri., or leave a message, & anytime on weekends. $650 deposit, $650 rent. 3BR/2BA pet-friendly house in Normaltown. Incl. water, trash pickup & lawn care. Only $900/ mo. Aaron @ Arch Properties, (706) 207-2957. 3BR/2BA house near Health Sciences school ($800) & 3BR or 4BR houses near Dwntn. All pet-friendly. Look at www. classiccityproperty.com or call Andrew at (706) 461-4328. 4BR/4BA brand new house Dwntn. 3 stories, triple porches, off-street parking, HWFlrs., stainless, upgrades galore. W/D incl. Pets welcome. $1700/ mo. Aaron (706) 207-2957. 4BR/2BA. LR, DR, laundry rm., bonus rms. Screened back porch overlooking creek. Covered parking. 1500 sf. Near Athens Tech. Newly renovated, new appls., lawn care. $850/ mo. Avail. Aug 1. (706) 4241571. 4BR/4BA newer houses, Dwntn. Walk ever ywhere! Walk-in closets, stainless, private BA, porches, deck. W/D incl., pre-leasing for fall. $1700/mo. Aaron, (706) 2072957. 4BR/3BA Dwntn. off Oconee St. Newly renovated throughout. 2 LRs, huge yd., W/D incl., pets welcome. Avail. Aug. 1. Only $1500/mo. Aaron @ Arch Properties, (706) 207-2957. 425 Clover St. 3BR/2BA. UGA Med School/Normaltown area. $1,000/mo. HWflrs., all appls. incl. WD. LR, DR, eat-in kitchen + 2 offices. New HVAC installed April ‘13. Interior/exterior paint prior to occupancy. Avail. Aug. 2. Call Carol, (706) 540-0472. Available Aug. 1! 3BR/1BA house. $900/mo. + utils. Dwntn., quiet n’hood. HWflrs., CHAC, W/D, covered porch, lg. closets, built-in bookcases, ceiling fans. Call (706) 2242472. Avail. now or Aug. 1. House w/ 3BR/2.5BA. LR, family room, kitchen, laundry, pantry. 2 min. drive to Dwntn. Athens business area or northside of campus. Rent $1350. No pets. Call (706) 548-1532. Best selection avail. in Athens! 100s of homes in convenient locations at affordable prices. Move-in today or pre-lease for Fall. Call (706) 389-1700 or visit www.RentAthens.com. Blvd. cottage. 2BR/1BA. HWflrs., FP, new appls., W/D connections. No dogs. $750/ mo. (706) 202-9805. Cedar Creek: 4BR/2BA, partially fenced yd., $950/ mo. UGA Med School area: 2BR/1BA, single carport, fenced yard, $825/mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 3532700, (706) 540-1529. For rent. Mobile home. 3BR/2BA. Total electric, W/D, garbage p/u incl. On bus route, private lot. $400/mo. Avail. now! (706) 548-2003. Half house to share. $400/mo., $200 sec. dep., 1/2 utils. Fully furnished, W/D, carport, deck, private BA, no pets. Near Ga. Square Mall. (706) 612-3862.

Great 4BR/4BA house. 1/2 mi. from campus. Front porch, back deck, nice yd., DW, W/D, CHAC. Pets OK. Avail. 8/1. Special! $1300/mo. Call (706) 338-9173 until 11 p.m. Rent your properties in Flagpole Classifieds! Photos and long-term specials available. Call (706) 549-0301!

Parking & Storage Parking places for rent across from UGA. $30/mo. (706) 3544261.

For Sale Businesses Dwntn. Athens nightclub for sale. $250k. Serious inquiries only. Partial financing available. (706) 254-4343.

Miscellaneous Instant cash is now being paid for good vinyl records & CDs in fine condition. Wuxtry Records, at corner of Clayton & College Dwntn. (706) 3699428. Sell cars, bikes, electronics and instruments with Flagpole Classifieds. Now with online pics! Go to w w w. f l a g p o l e . c o m today.

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Instruction Athens School of Music. Instruction in guitar, bass, drums, piano, voice, brass, woodwinds, strings, banjo, mandolin, fiddle & more. From beginner to expert. Instrument repairs avail. Visit w w w. AthensSchoolofMusic. com, (706) 543-5800.

Music Services Fret Shop. Professional guitar repairs & modifications, setups, electronics, precision fretwork. Previous clients incl. R.E.M., Widespread Panic, Cracker, Bob Mould, John Berry, Abbey Road Live!, Squat. (706) 5491567. Wedding bands. Quality, professional bands. Weddings, parties. Rock, jazz, etc. Call Classic City Entertainment. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 1 5 6 7 . w w w. classiccityentertainment.com. Featuring The Magictones Athens’ premiere wedding & p a r t y b a n d . w w w. themagictones.com.

Services Cleaning Henry Cleaning Service. If you eat, work or live there, I can clean it! License and insurance. Owner Henry Elder. Athens, GA. (706) 548-6748, c: (706) 255-8584. Move-out/move-in cleaning service. Professional & independent. Pet & earth friendly. Check me out on Tw i t t e r : @ h o m e a t h e n s . Always budget friendly. Text/call Nick, (706) 8519087.

Home and Garden Hybrid daylilies for sale in potted clumps. Rainbow of colors. Patterns, edges, eyes. $25/clump. (386) 490-3328. athensdaylily@ gmail.com. www.facebook. com/athensdaylily.

Misc. Services College guys avail. for work. Please let us paint your house. We are good guys. We can do anything. (706) 850-0491. Grandma to Go! Local sitter for baby/child, house & pets. Overnight stays. Reasonable Rates. References avail. Bonded/ CPR, First Aid Certified. 40 yrs. experience. (770) 307-6836, judyglatz@gmail. com.

Jobs Full-time Athens’ first blow dry bar is looking for Stylists! Hourly wages + tips. Flexible schedules. Grow your clientele and get paid to do it! www. teaseathens.com. FT office position related to greenhouse production. Job consists of bookkeeping, record keeping & general office type work: filing, answering phones & production coordinating. No exp. req’d. Bilingual preferred. Send resume to bentley@ bjsproduce.net. House/server staff: Greyfield Inn, Cumberland Island. Come join our House Staff and live and work on a beautiful GA island! Some dining & wine service exp. helpful. In residence position. $25,500.00 annum. Send letter of interest, along w/ application request to seashore@greyfieldinn. com.

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