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The District 3 Commission race should not be a popularity contest. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re fortunate to have four attractive candidates (too bad, District 7), but the vote should not be based on whether one of them, Melissa Link, is a nice enough person. Sure, â&#x20AC;&#x153;niceâ&#x20AC;? goes a long way, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not enough. We need commissioners who will stand up for progressive ideas against a mayor who is smothering our Athens with a grandmotherly smile and a wink at her developer friends. We are highly likely to get four more years of developer-run government with the re-election of Mayor Denson pretty much assured, and we will desperately need a counterbalance in the form of commissioners who wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t roll over and play nice for the mayor and her cronies.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what the District 3 election should be about, and thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the biggest criterion to consider. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not about nice.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about the ability to dig up facts and the willingness to raise hell when necessary.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what we should be considering. The commission already has enough members who play well with mayors.

Speaking of which, if by some political long-shot Tim A juxtaposition rarely seen.

Denson should get himself elected mayor, this whole situation would be turned on its head. Instead of a mayor who blocks all progressive initiatives, we would have a mayor who would be so progressive that the commission would have to start actually functioning and dealing with all the items suddenly on the agenda.

Now, More Than Ever Didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you think the Human Rights Festival would go out of style as a kind of throwback to the bad old times of racial prejudice, voting-rights suppression, gay-bashing, discrimination against women, warmongering, etc.? Not in the least.

Unfortunately, the issues addressed by the Human Rights Festival are just as prevalent and just as crucial as ever, after 36 years and counting.

The Human Rights Festival will gather on College Square again this Saturday and Sunday, May 3 and 4 and will as always feature speakers interspersed with musicians. Through the years this formula has brought us prominent activists from across the country and around town with a whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s who of local musicians donating their time and talents. This year will bring more of the same to this DIY, non-corporate event, where the organizers always clean up after itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s over and leave a small footprint but a big impression.

Harold Harold Williams, the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most popular saxophoneplaying CPA, is back home after a return to Shepherd Center in Atlanta. I havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t heard from him since heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been back but hope to see him this week and will report if I do. Meanwhile, his friends are holding the Harold Williams Benefit Golf Tournament to raise money for a van to help Harold get around while heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s paralyzed from that fall in his office. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be out at the UGA course Monday, May 5. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too late to sign up, but for information on the tournament or to contribute, call tournament organizer Charlie Maddox at 706-340-4321. There are the usual rumors of a surprise guest.

Premiere at CinĂŠ Colby Bachiller informs us that as a senior mass media arts student at UGA she is the producer of the short film, The Sophomore, which premieres at CinĂŠ Thursday evening, May 1 at 7:30 p.m. The Sophomore is about â&#x20AC;&#x153;a college student who tries to find purpose in life amidst an underwhelming avalanche of mediocrity.â&#x20AC;? The film is directed by Evan Simmons, who wrote the story.

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mean, and it’s difficult to find one molecule of air between the four candidates to replace Commissioner George Maxwell on the issues; not to mention that forums often give candidates precious little time to respond to questions. It’s all about style.

Melissa Link took a subtle swipe at Rachel Watkins, her main competition for the Cobbham/Boulevard/Normaltown vote, who is viewed by some as an empty suit. “I’m running for office because I’ve paid attention to the issues,” Link said. “I didn’t start paying attention to the issues because I’m running for office.”

Link displayed the best grasp of the issues and offered the most specifics. Her aggressive tactics rub some folks the wrong way, though, and Watkins plays nice with others. “To be a commissioner, you have to listen to your constituents and work in a respectful tone with people you disagree with,” Watkins said, pointedly.

Herb Gilmore, who used to be a planning commissioner and knows his stuff, said nothing really noteworthy. We need plans and jobs and education. His yard signs seem to have a symbiotic relationship with Nancy’s, which is probably all you need to know.

Criminal defense lawyer and political newcomer Dustin Kirby had one intriguing idea: passing a “parallel ordinance” on marijuana possession. If you were caught with pot, basically you’d be given a ticket under the local ordinance rather than charged with a crime under state law.

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Mayor Nancy Denson came out swinging in Round 3 against Nancy of “dragging [her] feet. Things not happening. Lack of challenger Tim “No Relation” Denson. (Yes, I’m going to wring action. I’ve even heard people use the word ‘obstruction.’” this lame boxing metaphor for everything it’s worth.)

Student apartments downtown were another hot topic.

Refereed by Janice Mathis, the Densons debated for the People might think they’re “messing up our beautiful downpenultimate time Monday, Apr. 21 at East Friendship Baptist town,” Nancy said, but the zoning code was written with Church. Tim started off by jabbing Nancy over Athens’ 38 citizen input, and people wanted it at the time. Tim said the percent poverty rate. Families can’t afford healthy food and code needs to be updated to promote more sustainable develcan’t take second jobs to make ends meet, because they can’t afford child care, he said. “That’s not a choice people in this community should be making.”

Considering the oddsmakers overwhelmingly have their money on Nancy, she was surprisingly aggressive. After East Friendship deacon and Athens-Clarke County Commissioner Harry Sims joked that candidates who visit the church usually do very well at the polls, Nancy taunted Tim like he was Joe Frazier, telling him “you better quit now,” because she’s been visiting there for 30 years.

Nancy said she would knock out poverty with education and jobs and attacked Tim District 5: Lawyer and planning commisagain for fuzzy math on his anti-poverty sioner Dave Hudgens, who’s once again proposals like free child care and bus serchallenging Commissioner Jared Bailey in vice. “You’ve got to balance the budget,” this northwest district, kept talking about she said. “You’ve got to live within the “smart growth.” I think he meant the means you have. A lot of things would be other thing. wonderful if we had the dollars to afford Calling the Health Sciences Campus them.” an “economic boon,” Hudgens said he is They exchanged blows on the bus, with not necessarily opposed to zoning restricTim again pointing to Clemson, SC, as an tions called for in the long-dormant Prince example of a free combined town-gown Avenue corridor study, but he is concerned transit service. “It’s like comparing tigers about going too far. Dense development, and dogs (dawgs?),” Nancy replied. “They especially health-care-related developTim Denson speaks at an East Friendship Baptist Church forum Monday, Apr. 21 as Mayor Nancy Denson, moderator both have four legs, but they’re very difment, would relieve the tax burden on Janice Mathis Denson and Commissioner Harry Sims Denson look on. ferent,” because Clemson has more stuhomeowners, he said. dents than “regular citizens.”

“We should have respect for the neighopment. “I don’t want to see apartment buildings built up that borhoods and not just put any project on the Prince Avenue Health Sciences Bus: On flagpole.com, we were the first are going to be here for 10 years before falling into disrepair,” corridor,” Bailey said. to raise the alarm about an ACC-UGA transit agreement that he said.

Hudgens spent a lot of time talking about how long he’s would require the UGA Health Sciences Campus bus to quit lived in Athens (almost his whole life). “I’m your local candistopping to pick people up or drop them off on Prince Avenue.

District 1: Commissioner Doug “Lone Wolf” Lowry traded on date,” he said. “My heart is in the 5th District. It always has The process worked like it’s supposed to for once—readers got his harsh treatment of ACC staff (for example, trying to get the been.” The unspoken subtext is that Bailey, in spite of owning bent out of shape and bent their commissioners’ ears, and they Solid Waste director and county manager fired). “I’m very well a house on Sunset Drive, spends an awful lot of time with his reversed course. wife in Oconee County.

When discussion at the East Friendship forum turned to “Although I’ve lived here for 37 years, it’s transit, Nancy announced that she supports delaying a decision not just how long you’ve lived in the comon the Health Sciences bus until after a comprehensive transit munity, but what you’ve done for the comstudy is done later this year. She blamed commissioners Jerry munity,” said Bailey, who founded Flagpole, NeSmith and Kelly Girtz for wanting to kill the Health Sciences AthFest and the Athens Arts Council. bus because it is taking revenue away from Athens Transit (although Girtz and NeSmith were the ones who suggested More Forums: The final (as far as I know) waiting until after the study). candidate forum, sponsored by the Federation The following day, Nancy released a commission-defined of Neighborhoods, is scheduled for 7 p.m. option (i.e. something other than approving or rejecting what Monday, May 5 at The Melting Point. Tune in staff has proposed) to that effect. Oddly enough, the option on WGAU 1340 AM if you can’t make it. was released through her campaign rather than through the Incidentally, Flagpole tried to organize mayor’s office. It bore the names of commissioners George a forum with the University of Georgia GPB Maxwell, Andy Herod, Kathy Hoard and Mike Hamby—all of and NPR affiliate WUGA-FM, but UGA Vice whom have endorsed her. NeSmith, Girtz and Commissioner President for Public Affairs Tom Jackson Jared Bailey (the latter two represent parts of Prince) were for pulled the plug because Mayor Nancy Denson some reason left out of the loop. declined to participate.

Give Nancy credit for finally being responsive to people Another forum to put on your radar is at on Prince, many of whom are UGA students and employees 7 p.m. Wednesday, May 7 at the library. The No, no, it’s Earth Day, not Easter. And what happened to your ears, by the way? who value the free and frequent Health Sciences bus. But this Cedar Shoals and Clarke Central PTOs have smells like a political ploy. invited the roughly 37,000 candidates for known… for taking action against the positions the staff has state school superintendent to participate. (Seriously, there are Back in the Ring: The candidates tussled over other issues, taken,” he said. Challenger Sharyn Dickerson—who was on the like 15 people running. It’s ridiculous.) too. Tim questioned why the position of ACC auditor, which is other side of the rail as recycling coordinator for 14 years— required by the county charter, has been vacant for nearly a said she understands how staff operates and what questions to Sexual Assault: Flip to p. 8, if you haven’t already, and year since Nancy and the commission canned John Wolfe under ask. read Alex Laughlin’s harrowing tale of sexual assaults on the dubious circumstances last June. (Nancy reportedly wanted The only other point of contention was that Dickerson UGA campus that too often go unpunished. In that light, it’s to fire the director of the Athens Downtown Development favors backyard chickens and Lowry doesn’t. worth noting that this is a political issue in the mayor’s race.

Authority because she didn’t like the way she dressed, and Tim Denson has proposed forming a Sexual Assault Prevention Wolfe didn’t provide the political cover to do so.) Appointing District 3: In local races, anything but relentless boosterism, Task Force. When questioned at a Young Democrats forum last an auditor would be an “extremely high priority” for him, Tim lip service to our problems and vague platitudes (Jobs good! month, Nancy said that the city and organizations like the said. “Mr. Denson, you’ll never get the chance to fill that job, Poverty bad!) tend to be punished by voters. Candidates often Cottage and Project Safe already are doing everything in their because it will be filled by July 1,” Nancy said. Tim accused are afraid to disagree on policy for fear of being labeled as power to prevent it.

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Earth Day: The Georgia Climate Change Coalition held an Earth Day rally outside City Hall Tuesday, Apr. 22, and threequarters of our progressive government-in-exile, commissioners Kelly Girtz, Jerry NeSmith and Jared Bailey (Allison Wright is the other) took the opportunity to talk up a laundry list of environmental initiatives.

Bailey reiterated his push to discourage the use of plastic bags by charging a fee (something Girtz and Tim Denson favor, as well). â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something we need to do,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Those plastic bags donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t break down, they break apart, and they often end up in our streams.â&#x20AC;? And the community is paying to clean them up, he said.

Critics of the idea, like Mayor Nancy Denson, say that the fee would disproportionately affect the poor. Not so, said Bailey. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you were on a reduced income and money was tight, you would bring your own bags,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you cared about the environment, you would bring your own bags.â&#x20AC;?

Retailers might be resistant at first, he said, but plastic bags cost them money, so theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d get on board. And theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d get to keep part of the fee.

NeSmith, who was instrumental in founding the Athens Farmers Market, said Athens-Clarke County should support and expand local agriculture, noting that the broccoli we buy at the supermarket travels an average of 1,800 miles, burning fossil fuels and losing nutrition the whole way.

He also proposed revising the local building code to provide incentives for gray water and rainwater plumbing systems, energy-efficient light fixtures and solar power. (Nancy has kept a â&#x20AC;&#x153;green buildingâ&#x20AC;? ordinance written in the waning days of the Heidi Davison administration on hold for more than three years.)

Girtz told the small crowd to continue demanding better of their elected officials on recycling, transit and alternative transportation, and to push private developers to do a better job. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Keep up the pressure on us,â&#x20AC;? he said.

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Better Than Nothing: The University of Georgia will raise its lowest-paid employeesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; salaries by $500. UGAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s minimum salary for fiscal 2015, which starts July 1, will be $22,750, up from the current $22,250, Vice President for Finance Ryan Nesbitt told reporters Wednesday, Apr. 23.

Living-wage advocates have been pressuring UGA for years to raise wages, saying that custodians, cooks and groundskeepersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; low pay depresses wages for other workers in Athens. The university did so for several years but stopped in 2009, after the recession hit and budget cuts started.

Gov. Nathan Deal included money for 1 percent merit-based raises in his 2015 budget. In addition, the Board of Regents raised tuition by 7 percent for the coming school year.

Full professors rank last among UGAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s peer institutions in salary, associate professors are 11th of 13 and assistant professors are fifth, according to a recent analysis of American Association of University Professors data.

UGA President Jere Morehead said that raising faculty salaries up to peer institutionsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; standards will be a lengthy process. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see some progress this year, but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a big gap to close,â&#x20AC;? he said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll take a series of pay raises over a period of years to close that gap and stay competitive.â&#x20AC;?

As for the tuition hike, Morehead said UGA has been â&#x20AC;&#x153;very aggressiveâ&#x20AC;? in keeping costs down, for example by freezing housing, dining-plan, parking, transportation and health fees for the coming school year.

Tell Me Something I Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Know: Athens has the eighthhighest income inequality in the country, according to Bloomberg News. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a fluke: Athens was fifth in 2011.

The 20 percent of Athenians with the lowest incomes have 1.8 percent of the wealth. The middle 20 percent (those who make around the median household income of $32,503) have 12.7 percent of the wealth, and the richest 20 percent have 56.7 percent of the wealth.

The rest of the Top 10 most unequal cities are mainly Southern and include other college towns: Atlanta, New Orleans, Miami, Jackson, MS, Gainesville, FL, Tampa, Cincinnati, Providence, RI and Berkeley, CA. The late UGA demographer Doug Bachtel pointed to several factors in Athensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; inequality: a large number of minorities who tend to make less money than whites, as well as large numbers of students and recent graduates in the retail and service sectors.

Not coincidentally, college graduates are also highly segregated from the less educated in Athens. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The economy is sharply divided between professors, doctors, researchers and administrators, and the workers who provide the colleges with basic services,â&#x20AC;? urban planner Richard Florida wrote on the Atlantic Cities website.

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he Old Bloviator should know full well by now that when something that seemed like a joke at the outset becomes a concrete reality, there is generally going to be hell to pay. North Carolina, which has been going to hell in a supersonic hand basket of late, even managed to get the draw on their neighbors to the immediate south by enacting a measure allowing permitted concealed weapons on playgrounds, school grounds and, yes, you are reading correctly, bars as well. Several other states had preceded the Tar Heels in their own willful descent into such lunacy, and not to be outdone, the venerable solons of the Palmetto State declared it just ducky legally to tote your piece into places purveying strong drink of all sorts.

The O.B. cannot but recall that forcing patrons to surrender their six shooters upon entering the Long Branch Saloon struck Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty as a wise and necessary precaution back in the Dodge City of yore, but the wannabe gunslingers in today’s state legislatures are apparently too young to remember “Gunsmoke,” even in reruns. Although in Georgia and South Carolina, proprietors are free to ban guns in their establishments, Pete Matsko, owner of Backstreets Pub and Grille in Clemson, SC has come under withering fire from gun crazies all over the country for posting what is admittedly a somewhat immoderately worded notice prohibiting patrons from bringing their guns into his place of business.

The O.B. normally tries to steer himself away from blanket generalizations or stereotypes. In this instance, however, he is not only willing but itchin’ to shed that inhibition. Accordingly, he herewith declares forthrightly that he is flatly in accord with Mr. Matsko’s opinion of the type of people who have been agitating so fervently to take their guns where they clearly don’t belong. Indeed, he thinks Matsko’s appraisal of the types who would actually carry a concealed weapon into a bar is, if anything, far too charitable. And, Honey Child, don’t you fool yourself into thinking that for most of the folks who agitated for the sanction to do that very thing, this is merely about some philosophical abstraction where it’s more important to know you have a certain right than it actually is to exercise it.

Beyond that, let’s be clear that, regardless of what they manage to say with a straight face, they ain’t taking their guns into a bar or any other public setting because they actually feel the need for protection. What they really need is some reason not simply to feel confident but to feel cocky, cocky enough even to do themselves a little bullying, perhaps.

(Stay with him now, for the O.B. is about to blaze a trail that he thinks will actually lead us out of this utterly idiotic predicament.)

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You might think that carrying a concealed weapon would surely git ‘r done cockinesswise, but in all too many cases, it won’t. How are people going to know you as someone not to be trifled with or crossed if they can’t see your damn gun? Even if they spy that strange bulge in your pocket, they might just assume, a la Mae West, that you’re simply glad to see them. These pathetically self-loathing but nonetheless dangerous people are just like an old perv clad only in a raincoat, black socks and wingtips—they’ve got something they want desperately to show you, and it isn’t going to require much of a premise for them to succumb to the temptation to flash their 9mms.

If the bearers of arms are so keen on showcasing their pieces, why not let ‘em?

Better yet, why not make ‘em? Personally, the O.B. is inclined to believe that pulling out a concealed weapon is actually fraught with more homicidal potential than simply sporting one on your hip where everybody can see it.

Mandating the “open carry” of legally acquired and registered firearms would at least give the folks who ain’t packing a chance to see who and how many others are. That way, they can make a truly informed decision in regard to how they really feel about downing a Bud and an overpriced burger beside a guy sporting a Glock.

Although the gun bullies are barking louder right now, it might well be that this “if you got it, [you must] flaunt it” approach to handling this issue would ultimately reveal that there are more restaurant and bar patrons who actually object to eating and imbibing in a room full of lethal weapons than there are folks who really get off on dining in a setting laced with the scent of gun oil.

Besides, although some laws, like those in the Carolinas, forbid people bearing arms from actually consuming alcohol in a bar, how is the proprietor to identify a scofflaw in this situation if his weapon is concealed? Of all the patent absurdities swirling about this latest triumph of the lunatic fringe, this one may actually cap the keg. While it is surely reasonable to presume that a person who frequents bars is likely not a teetotaler in the first place, it is truly an Olympian leap of faith to expect that he will become one in exchange for the freedom to take his firearm into a place where he must sit sober whilst those around him are getting soused, especially when said firearm is concealed. Don’t know about you, but it is a little hard for the O.B. to picture a man shoving a pistol into his coat pocket and saying, “Honey, I’m headin’ down to the bar for a glass of ice water.”

James C. Cobb This column is excerpted from a longer Cobbloviate at flagpole.com.

It’s official: Gov. Nathan Deal last week signed the “guns everywhere” bill that expands the public areas where persons can legally take firearms. The governor’s action prompted differing reactions from different groups.

Jody Hice, a talk show host who’s running for Congress, was so excited about the new law that he announced he was giving away a “His and Hers” combination of two Smith & Wesson handguns to the lucky winner of a drawing. “Instead of letting liberals take your guns, let a true conservative give you two for free,” Hice said.

Outside the bill’s circle of supporters, the exhilaration was much more subdued.

In various media accounts, the new law was described as “radical,” “reckless,” “the most extreme gun bill in America,” and “out of the mainstream.”

What will be the consequences of allowing more firearms in public venues? Let’s look at some incidents that have happened recently.

In Aurora, CO, a high school student was accidentally shot in the leg by a school employee who worked after-hours as an armed security guard. That could happen in Georgia: The new law authorizes school officials to give a teacher or an employee permission to carry a firearm in a school building.

In Cullman County, AL, Tommy “T. J.” Tucker was shot and killed last January by another hunter who heard him rustling in the underbrush, mistook Tucker for a deer and fired at him. That could happen in Georgia: The new law allows hunters to use silencers, making it impossible for other people to know they’re in the vicinity of a hunting party.

On Jan. 19, five people were wounded when firearms were accidentally discharged at gun shows in North Carolina, Ohio and Indiana. The gun shows were being held as part of “National Gun Appreciation Day” festivities. That could happen in Georgia: The

new law prohibits local governments from regulating gun shows “in any manner.”

In Wichita, KS, an anti-abortion militant walked into the Reformation Lutheran Church, where he shot and killed one of the church ushers. The usher, George Tiller, was a physician who had performed abortions, a medical procedure that has been legal since a 1973 Supreme Court ruling. Similar incidents could happen in Georgia: The law allows firearms to be carried in churches if the church leadership agrees to “opt in” to the law’s provision.

In Kalamazoo, MI, a 23-year-old man was shot and killed after getting into an argument in a bar. A witness said, “one guy took his glass and smashed it on the other guy’s face, and then seconds later the guy with the glass smashed on his face took out his gun and was walking towards him, shooting him multiple times.” That could happen in Georgia: The new law allows you to bring firearms into a bar or tavern, unless the owner decides to “opt out” of the law’s provision.

When he signed House Bill 60 into law, Deal remarked, “The Second Amendment should never be an afterthought. It should be at the forefront of our minds.” That’s an interesting comment, considering that the governor and the legislators who passed the gun law work in a capitol building where visitors are absolutely prohibited from exercising their Second Amendment rights. There are metal detectors at every entrance, and the Capitol is patrolled by state troopers and police.

Deal and the lawmakers know it is a terrible idea to allow firearms to be carried freely in any public venue. That is obvious by the security they insist upon in the building where they work. They are not about to put themselves in the same danger that Georgia citizens will now have to contend with under the state’s expansive new gun law.

Tom Crawford tcrawford@gareport.com

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He told me about how he and his colleagues started the UGA Department of Religion and Philosophy more than 50 years ago. And how, when the powers that be tried to prevent the first African American students from enrolling, Dr. Bob and a few of his friends got involved, and in their own quiet way, worked some magic during those tenuous times. I learned more about the history of the University of Georgia that day on that sidewalk than I had learned in the many years I had been living in Athens.

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Rapes at UGA—Many Fueled by Drinking—Go Unpunished

Greek Park, where UGA student Katherine Garcia says she was raped at a party in 2012.

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unburned girls, sweaty and bleary-eyed from a day and long night of frat-hopping, streamed out of their last party at a University of Georgia fraternity house in Greek Park on Mar. 31, 2012. They were careful to step around 19-year old Katherine Garcia, who sat sobbing on the curb, legs and feet covered in blood.

In 2013, 16 sexual offenses were reported on campus, according to the UGA Police Department’s crime statistics.

None resulted in an arrest. The frequency of anonymous police reports, paired with the crime’s extremely low report rate, makes it difficult to track when, where and how many assaults actually occur in a given year. It’s even more difficult to prosecute aggressors, who are often friends or at least acquaintances of the victims.

What isn’t difficult is finding underage UGA students who have had nonconsensual sexual experiences at parties while under the influence of alcohol, which UGA Chief of Police Jimmy Williamson calls the most common date-rape drug.

Easiest of all to find on UGA’s campus is alcohol itself—especially if you are a 19-year old girl.

Garcia arrived at the house that day with a couple of friends, having bounced around different fraternities’ spring parties— all-day blowouts that attract girls as well as potential new members. According to Garcia, a college-age male approached her quickly after they arrived and asked her to dance. “‘Let me get you a drink,’ he said. We walk over to the cooler, and a male hands the guy I was with a drink. At the time, red flags didn’t go off,” Garcia says. She had been drinking all day and said she went with it at the time because she was already intoxicated. She said it was an alcoholic punch from a cooler, but that she didn’t know exactly what was in it. “They always say ‘don’t take drinks from strangers,’ but you don’t really notice those transactions, especially when you’re under the influence,” she says. He asked her if she wanted to go upstairs, and Garcia acquiesced.

Kristina Fiske, Garcia’s friend, was with her that night.

“There was a guy that was standing next to me, and I asked him, ‘Do you know where they’re going?’ He goes, ‘Oh yeah, they’re going upstairs.’”

Fiske says she must have gotten a positive cue from Garcia to ease her mind about letting her go upstairs alone: “I don’t think I would’ve let some random guy tell me they were going

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upstairs. I figured she would’ve had to at least nodded to me or something to tell me she was fine. I was worried when she went upstairs. But you also don’t want to be that friend that’s always like, ‘Oh no, you can’t do that, you can’t do this.’ I kind of felt like maybe we’re at the point where we’re big kids and we can make our own decisions now.”

Once upstairs, Garcia and the man were on a futon and started kissing. “We start to make out, and then everything else just kind of goes to black,” she says. “Then it was a sensation of waking up, like a coming-to-consciousness feeling, and I’m laying on my back, and he is on top of me, in the process of having sex with me.”

Disoriented and terrified, Garcia screamed. The man persisted, putting his hand into her mouth to stifle her cries.

That’s when the blood started.

Garcia said he got off of her and started screaming, “What the fuck? Is this normal?” Stunned, she said she stood there in shock until he pointed her to a restroom.

“I went to the bathroom and never saw him again,” she says. A girl in the restroom gave her a tampon, and she cleaned herself up as best as she could before finding Fiske downstairs. “When I went outside, I kind of realized everything that was going on and just sat down on the ground and just cried and cried and cried,” Garcia says.

(Like most media outlets, Flagpole generally does not identify the victims of sexual assault, but Garcia stepped forward to help her healing process, reduce the stigma and bring attention to the issue of sexual assaults among college students.)

At the insistence of an older friend, Garcia sought help days later at the North Georgia Cottage, a local sexual assault center. She received emergency contraception and precautionary drugs for sexually transmitted infections, as well as a Sexual Assault Nurse Examiners exam to collect evidence in case she wanted to press charges.

Devon Sanger, the Cottage’s adult advocate, worked with Garcia in the immediate aftermath. Sanger says a good amount of her clients are UGA students, and alcohol is often involved.

“I think that you have to be careful, though, because alcohol is not the cause of sexual assault,” she says. “But obviously, it helps the perpetrator and it inhibits the survivor. The more one drinks, the more likely they can’t think straight or get away, in certain instances.”

A Perfect Storm “If you’re underage and don’t have a fake ID, you go to fraternity parties, Greek or not,” Garcia says.

Greek Life Director Claudia Shamp challenges Garcia’s statement, however, saying “that may be your personal experience, but it is not my experience. If underage students want to drink, they’re going to find ways to drink regardless of Greek affiliation.”

Greek affiliation seems to make it easier, though. The Atlantic published a lengthy article in February detailing drunken mishaps at frat houses across the country—not just Animal House-style hijinks, but sexual assaults, falls and other accidents that resulted in serious injuries and deaths—and the lengths to which fraternities go to avoid liability. Closer to home, Georgia Tech suspended the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity earlier this month after a member circulated an email offering advice on “luring rapebait.”

Fraternity houses are scattered around Athens, but a cluster of them are located on East Campus in a complex called Greek Park, which is UGA property. The houses there were built in 2009, after the university purchased the fraternities’ former houses on Lumpkin Street.

According to Shamp, the alcohol policy in the houses is determined independently by each organization’s national chapter. Phi Delta Theta, for example, is dry. Consistent among the houses, however, are the policies against serving minors and using common-source alcohol containers like punch bowls or kegs. The guidelines concerning university events where alcoholic beverages are served or provided prohibits the selfservice of alcohol, requiring bartenders or wait staff to serve to consumers instead. Despite this rule, organizations do serve from common-source containers—according to Garcia and Fiske, an alcoholic punch was served from coolers on the night of Garcia’s assault.

Williamson says the onus is on the organizations hosting parties to follow the rules. “There’s no doubt in my mind that there are things going on everywhere,” he says. “The reality is that we don’t live in a police state. Our country has rights, every individual has rights, and the police are going to interact with individuals based on the Constitution.”

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More trouble often comes when survivors try to press Fraternities frequently employ security guards to watch over charges against their aggressors. their parties and step in if violence breaks out. UGA police Williamson says his job is to prove to the courts that the officers are available to work overtime at these events at a act was not consensual, which becomes difficult when both rate of $32 per officer, per hour. When they work these shifts, parties know each other and have been seen out together.

Williamson says they’re bound by the rules and regulations of “When a person comes in and they feel like they’ve been taken the department, and that they represent UGA’s interests. What advantage of—and in almost every way they were probably these guards do not do, however, is monitor underage alcohol taken advantage of—but I try to explain to them I can’t lock consumption. the guy up for being a jerk,” he says. “There are maybe a lot of “If I’ve got 10 people lined up and they’re drinking, who’s jerks out here who probably didn’t treat you with much respect, underage drinking? You can’t tell. So the police can’t just go but when we talk about what happened in the evening, and up and say, ‘Let me see your ID.’ We have to have probable cause,” Williamson says. “They’re not there checking ID—that’s the way they’re told to us, it’s hard to say sometimes if there was truly a rape.” up to the party. [Fraternities] know they’re not supposed to be Often, a police officer’s role is to find evidence that whatserving underage or have common-source containers. If they’re doing something that would make us think, then yes, we would ever happened was not consensual. “Typically, with most of act. But [officers] can’t just walk up to you because you have a the cases reported, we try to backtrack their evening and find video,” Williamson says. “If I find video that the woman is beer and say, ‘Let me see your ID.’” staggering and can barely walk, we’re in a much better situaWilliamson says that more than 90 percent of the sexual tion to say she couldn’t give consent. If they’re seen walking assault cases reported to police involve alcohol consumption, but alcohol consumption is largely unmonitored even at parties together going somewhere, it’s going to be harder to say that alcohol was a factor and she couldn’t give consent.” where police are present. Instead, he says entities and indiThere’s a significant gap, though, between what advocates viduals responsible for preventing assaults deflect the blame like Sanger define as assault and what actually holds up in from themselves. “What happened to individual responsibility? court. Because alleged aggressors are considered innocent until People complain about the number of laws that are on the proven guilty, the responsibility falls upon victims and their books right now. We keep getting more and more laws every advocates to prove that sexual year because of people’s unwillingness to take responsibility.”

Sex Offenses Reported on the UGA Campus in 2013 activity was nonconsensual.

Oftentimes, this means aggresSavannah Downing, co-presRapes: 6 sors walk free after accusations, ident of Triota, UGA’s women’s Sexual Batteries: 7 due to a lack of evidence. studies honor society, says she is Downing says this emphasis hardly surprised at Williamson’s Attempted Rapes: 2 on proof, rather than women’s response. A commonly quoted words, unfairly alleviates aggresstatistic is that one in four Sodomy: 1 sors of responsibility, while women have been sexually placing the blame on victims. “I assaulted. “I don’t think that it feel very exhausted when I hear says UGA police are behind them. this, because it seems to be I don’t,” she says. the case whether it’s women who have been assaulted, or even in the case of college students in general, it was ways that people need to protect themselves from Garcia hasn’t been in others. Like other people a fraternity house since that can’t help it,” she says. night. In the two years since the Of the videos Williamson refers attack, she has been diagnosed to, Downing says, “‘Hey girls, with post-traumatic stress disorder when you go get drunk, make sure and has attended intense, regular you record each other, because you counseling sessions to learn to cope never know when some jerk’s going to with it. take advantage of you.’ That’s what that “I love to go dancing, but I just statement translates to me as. I don’t hated to have any sort of interaction think that’s acceptable.” with guys in public,” she says. “Which A significant part of Sanger’s job is helpsounds really stupid, but everything just ing assault survivors understand that what seemed much more predatory. I didn’t want occurred was not their fault, even if they to go out and meet people, I didn’t want to are not able to move forward with a case. “We interact with people, and I especially didn’t depend on the legal system to tell us whether want to be interacting with people where alcoor not something happened, so I think when a hol is involved.” victim hears something is unfounded, or it’s not The fight-or-flight reaction to these kinds of social going to be prosecuted, that undermines the validity of situations subsided with time, and now Garcia is ready to gradtheir story,” Sanger says. “A lot of my role is saying that just uate and is focusing on moving forward with her life. because that couldn’t go forward doesn’t mean a sexual assault Because the assault happened in a fraternity house owned didn’t occur.” by the university, Garcia was required to file a police report.

The Interfraternity Council, the governing body of men’s She did not press charges, though, and until recently, she had fraternities at UGA, requires new members to attend an eduonly confided her story to a few close friends, because she cational session each fall where Williamson speaks about condidn’t want to be defined by what happened. sent, among other topics like alcohol and drug use.

“The big thing for me was that my sorority has good relaWilliamson says parental engagement on these tough topics tionships with that particular fraternity,” she says. “So I didn’t is one way to help solve the problem, which can’t be solved in want that to hurt that relationship, which at this point sounds a single lecture. “If one lecture could fix it all, we’d all have a stupid. I’m definitely more aware now of the fact that this is lecture and be done with it,” he says. something that affects one in four women. Period. It’s someSanger agrees that a single educational session isn’t enough thing that definitely changed my outlook on things, but at the to affect a cultural shift at the university, saying that students same time, I don’t let it define who I am. No one wants to be need to hear the message over and over for it to stick. “If you ‘The Rape Girl.’” just hear it once, and you’re raised in a society where rape is Sanger says Garcia’s previous desire to remain anonymous is normalized, hearing that message once may be helpful, and consistent with many survivors. “It’s not just the larger culture, may make some people think twice, but it can’t undermine an but I hear it from friends and family, too, about... being out at entire lifetime of socialization,” she says. bars or parties, that if that person hadn’t have been there, this Sexual assault occurs everywhere, but at UGA, underage wouldn’t have happened,” she says. “And really, that is victimstudents are given frequent—and nearly unlimited—access to blaming. That is the definition of it. It gives people an illusion free alcohol on a weekly basis with little supervision or conof control, like this could’ve been avoided.” sequences. With such minimal education on rape culture and Part of the problem, Sanger says, is a fear of not being consent, it’s no wonder assaults like Garcia’s occur. believed, “I think so many survivors living in a world where “At some level, who is to be held accountable for this?” this is not talked about,” she says. “A lot of girls don’t even Sanger asks. “I think we all are.” know that it was sexual assault. When one says, ‘OK, get it over with,’ that’s not really consent.”

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UGA’s Red Barn Moves to Oconee

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hat do the University of Georgia’s Red Barn and the Iron Horse have in common? They’re both iconic pieces of the university’s history that were moved away from the middle of campus and now are in private hands.

The modernist Iron Horse—unveiled in front of Reed Hall on May 25, 1954 by visiting professor and sculptor Abbott Pattison—was moved within a day because of its unpopularity among students and is now located on alumnus Jack Curtis’ farm off Highway 15 in Greene County.

Though the Iron Horse was put out to Curtis’ pasture in 1959, it remains the property of the university to this day. In the ‘60s, before downtown provided the diversions it does now, students used to tip the horse over; this was remedied in the mid-‘60s, when Curtis had it mounted on a concrete slab to stabilize and protect it.

The Iron Horse may be even more iconic due to the story behind the controversy surrounding it. In any case, without the support of a private patron like Curtis, who watched Abbott sculpt the horse, this piece of UGA history would be lost. Occasionally, private patrons are needed to step in and assist the university in preservation efforts. Like the Iron Horse, though far less controversial, UGA’s Red Barn was deemed an eyesore and moved.

The Red Barn was built in 1915 and housed mules used by crop researchers. With its gambrel roof and red paint, it is more indicative of a Midwestern or Northern-style barn than Southern. In 1996, the barn was slated for demolition in order to build an alumni center on its site at the Intramural Fields. (Some argue that it was moved because it was a source of embarrassment for a university that wanted to establish itself as a major research institution.) Preservationists around Athens and in the College of Agriculture fought to save the barn from demolition and won. The university decided to move it to a remote location on South Milledge Avenue; the plan was to cut the building into two pieces and move it via the Loop. State highway officials wouldn’t allow it, so the barn was cut into four pieces and moved on county roads in February 1997.

The cost of the move and stabilization of

the barn—which consisted of placing it on a concrete slab and repairing the roof—was $175,000. A sizable barn, 34 feet tall by 36 feet wide and 120 feet long, it could have served as a sports complex or alumni center, but repair costs have always proved prohibitive, especially after a storm in 2009 tore off part of the roof and siding. UGA has been criticized for letting this historic structure fall into disrepair over the years, but in a time of rising tuition and shrinking budgets, rehabilitating an unused, unhistoric barn on the hinterland of campus was not deemed the best course of action for the university.

Over the years, several third-party groups have stepped forward, proposing to relocate the Red Barn. At one point, the Oconee County chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution wanted to move the barn and turn it into a museum and genealogical research center, but those plans never came to fruition. After the 2009 storm, UGA began looking in earnest for an outside donor who would be able to relocate and rehabilitate the barn—and in March, they found Tony Townley. He’s executive vice president of Zaxby’s, and he plans on relocating the Red Barn to land in Oconee County he purchased from UGA earlier this year. Townley says he has always been interested in historic barns, and especially this one because of its symbolic value.

The land, near North Oconee High School, was land that Townley’s family had owned several generations ago before selling it to UGA. Tom Jackson, vice president for public affairs, says he is glad Townley stepped in to “preserve it and put it back in an agricultural setting.”

According to Townley, the barn needs extensive rehabilitation, but he is confident he will be able to save the majority of the original structure. He is not yet sure what he will use the historic barn for—possibly to store antique cars and tractors or maybe as an event space.

Who knows, in a few years the Red Barn in its new location may become the off-campus icon that the Iron Horse is today, marking a gateway into the Athens area.

UGA has been criticized for letting this historic structure fall into disrepair over the years.

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The Downtown Master Plan Pt. 8: CARS

This is the eighth installment in a series of articles by University of Georgia College of Environment and Design professor Jack Crowley. In this series, Crowley explains the downtown Athens master plan effort that his team has generated to guide development downtown.

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ontrary to the thinking that gas-guzzling cars and trucks are going away anytime soon, downtown Athens will have them (and welcome them) for years to come.

In fact, with urban development trending back toward city centers, a good plan needs to include an appropriate accommodation of the auto. That doesn’t mean at the expense of dramatically improving other forms of transportation including pedestrian. Remember, if you arrive by car, you will become a pedestrian, and if the downtown is designed well, you’ll remain a pedestrian until all of your errands and fun are done.

Plan or not, the downtown will grow considerably in the next 20 years. The question is, will it be with quality, beauty and economic resilience? Building an excellent network of other forms of transportation allows those living near the downtown to get there without a car. Doing so will free up street and parking spaces for those wanting to come from farther away.

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Then there are those who will live in the downtown and leave their cars at home. Residential development presently proposed or under construction will double the population of the downtown to about 4,000. It will easily double again in the next 10 years, barring another crisis on Wall Street. That’s about 6,000 more people downtown.

The streets element of the plan is to make it easier for the visitor in a car to quickly find a parking space, get out and enjoy walking. The bicycle hasn’t been mentioned here, because the plan’s goal is to get riders to and from the downtown, allowing them to mix on the streets, with all vehicles generally traveling at similar speeds.

To comfortably accommodate the car, downtown lane widths of 11 feet are recommended everywhere. Whenever street reconstruction projects such as Clayton are scheduled, their designs should capture excess street widths for wider sidewalks, medians and landscaped areas. With the exception of narrow streets like Hull and Lumpkin, it is surprising how much space can be repurposed for quality pedestrian space without sacrificing auto access.

If you are walking around downtown, you will see many places where streets have islands painted in the middle or at

intersections, where parking is prohibited to protect traffic sight lines. These islands and intersections can be curbed and planted to form “corner bump-out” and middle-of-the-street pedestrian refuges, just like the Broad Street crossing at the Arch. In fact, the opportunity exists to mirror the Broad Street crossing at the Arch by beginning another one at Starbucks.

This crossing, with a center refuge, also creates a new opportunity to build a sloping sidewalk entry to the North Quad that bypasses the steps at the Arch and meets Americans with Disabilities Act standards. This second crossing would not affect the traffic light or turning movements from College Avenue.

The plan also recommends a very important new auto and pedestrian access point to the downtown in connecting the southern end of Pulaski Street (at Broad Street) to the northern end of Florida Street (at Waddell). The new connection involves acquiring a tract of land on Broad, moving a UGA residential/office structure and the replacement of two Parkview Homes residential structures when the Athens Housing Authority is ready to renovate or upgrade that facility.

The roadway, which would include a wide bicycle/pedestrian path, will serve to connect thousands of dormitory residents on Baxter Hill, as well as the rapidly expanding UGA West Campus, to the west end of downtown. It also completes a downtown-North Campus perimeter road system that includes Pulaski, Dougherty Street/ North Avenue, Thomas Street/East Campus Road and Broad Street. It also provides an important chance to extend the Pulaski Street designation south all the way to Baxter Street, thus ridding UGA of a short, one-block long, troublesome road named Florida!

Washington, a dead-end street only five blocks in length, does not need three lanes. Two lanes are more than enough, and it should be a two-way street as well. Those are two different decisions that should follow a detailed design study when the street is scheduled for major repairs.

Someone will worry about where the delivery trucks will park. If you remove the middle driving lane and add all of its width to the sidewalk space along the south side of the street (as the plan generally recommends) and you don’t clutter the added space with planting or furniture, it can continue to serve as a delivery space during designated times. At other times, it’s a nice, clear pedestrian space that can accommodate festivals and licensed street vendors.

While the space can accommodate today’s delivery vehicles, we must transition our delivery system to smaller vehicles, as they’ve done elsewhere in the world for years. We’ll talk later about transferring large loads to smaller vehicles under the Classic Center parking deck, but we simply have to transition away from delivery trucks the size of earth movers in the middle of downtown streets.

There is a very viable improvement that can be made on the Dougherty Street corridor. Public lands along the north side can be added to the street width to allow for landscaped medians. There is space to convert the North Avenue and Thomas Street intersection to a traffic circle that will also serve as a significant gateway at the downtown’s northeast corner.

Artists will salivate over the prospects of their creations being featured in the circle’s center. I think that it should be reserved for a large statue of whoever is the sitting mayor.

That way, each morning we will get a good political poll based on the ratios of positive to negative graffiti placed there the night before.

Jack Crowley

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observations Officials Meet in Secret When the Oconee County Board of Commissioners began an overhaul of its farmland protection program 15 months ago, it did so, County Attorney Daniell Haygood said at the time, to make the process more transparent and to make sure the county was following state open-records and open-meetings laws.

Since that time, the board assembled two different committees, one of which replaced a citizen committee that had been screening farms for the county’s program. Those two county-appointed committees have met a total of seven different times, all without the public notice that would seem to be required by the state’s open-meetings law.

During this time, the county also has passed up the chance to receive $175,000 in federal funds to protect a farm, though no decision to do that was made in an open meeting and no one has been able or willing to indicate how the decision was made. At present, the county program is on hold, waiting on a decision by the federal government to release money to protect a farm selected by the county’s newly appointed screening committee. That screening committee held five meetings, all without prior announcement.

The farm that was selected by the county’s screening committee is one that the citizen committee it replaced also had identified as appropriate for protection. Had the county accepted the invitation of the federal agency to apply for the funding, that farm already could be in the process of being protected.

Challengers Favor Mixed Drink Sales Oconee County voters will get a chance to vote on liquor by the drink if two of the challengers to incumbents John Daniell and Margaret Hale are successful in the May 20 Republican primary.

John Larkin, running against Daniell for Post 2 Commissioner, told about 40 people at a candidate forum Thursday, Apr. 17 at the Watkinsville Community Center that he would support putting a referendum on liquor by the drink on the ballot. Maria Caudill, one of two challengers to Hale for Post 3 Commissioner, said the same thing. Challenger Bubber Wilkes gave a more tentative answer, saying he would put the issue on the ballot if “enough people” ask him to do so.

Daniell said he needs to hear more from the “average citizen” before he can decide what he’ll do. Hale also said she also has not made up her mind yet.

Liquor May Be on the Ballot While liquor by the drink has played a prominent role in all three of the candidate forums and was particularly central at the forum sponsored by the Chamber of Commerce on Tuesday, Apr. 22, it is likely that the issue will be resolved before the terms of the current commissioners expire at the end of the year.

Post 3 Commissioner Margaret Hale acknowledged that likelihood at the forum when she said the issue probably will be on the ballot in November. For that to be the case, the Board of Commissioners will have to vote by the end of August to put the issue before the voters.

Even if Hale and incumbent Post 2 Commissioner John Daniell are defeated in the May 20 Republican primary or in a July runoff, the matter of the referendum is likely to be settled before a successful Post 2 challenger John Larkin or successful Post 3 challengers Maria Caudill or Bubber Wilkes would take office in January.

Lee Becker

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movie dope drew’s reviews BRICK MANSIONS (PG-13) Pail Walker’s remake of District B13 is

 a rather silly, thoroughly entertaining action flick featuring (not nearly

enough) Parkour. David Belle, one of the eight founders of Parkour, reprises his role as the ex-con, here called Lino, who runs, jumps and kicks his way through a walled-off ghetto to rescue his girlfriend and help an undercover cop recover a neutron bomb. Walker provides a solid presence a la the Fast and Furious franchise; the action world is going to miss him. Brick Mansions, like its predecessor is Belle’s movie, and he’s a blast to watch. First-time feature director Camille Delamarre (an editor who fell from Luc Besson’s rather fruitful filmmaking tree) captures the Parkour-dominated action with kinetic stylishness. But it’s the verging-on-camp script by Besson and Bibi Naceri that provides the movie with its distinctive voice. A character named Tom Berringer in a movie where RZA’s gangster quotes Wu-Tang (C.R.E.A.M.) that ends (almost) on a freeze frame? It’s as if Brick Mansions was made for future Bad Movie Nights, except that it’s not a completely inept piece of movie garbage. Movies like this remind audiences why Besson is an international action hero.

THE OTHER WOMAN (PG-13) It takes way too long for Kate Upton to pop up in this intermittently funny and shrill female buddy comedy.

Powerful professional woman, Carly Whitten (Cameron Diaz), finds out her wonderful new boyfriend, Mark (Nicolaj Coster-Waldau, “Game of Thrones”), is married. Carly and the wronged wife, Kate (Leslie Mann), team up for revenge with Mark’s other other woman, Amber (Upton). Diaz and Mann are showcased, and the results are mixed. As many laughs as Mann generates, she spends equally as much time crying and whining. Diaz continues to age gracefully, though one of the movie’s best gags might be the comedienne’s reaction to being upstaged by Upton, whose initial bikini-clad appearance doesn’t occur until an hour into the movie. The Other Woman is neither a total disaster nor a riotous female comedy. We’re not achieving Bridesmaids heights here. The comedy does begin to answer the question, how much is too much Leslie Mann? I’m sad and a little disappointed by The Other Woman’s response.

THE QUIET ONES (PG-13) The return of Hammer Films continues on a positive trajectory with this nicely restrained chiller. In glorious 1974 fashion, an Oxford professor, Joseph Coupland (the severely underappreciated Jared Harris), and his band of pretty little Brits (The Hunger Games’ Sam Claflin, Erin Richards and Rory Fleck-Byrne) attempt an unorthodox cure of troubled young Jane Harper (Olivia Cooke, “Bates Motel”). After the requisite spooky paranormal phenomena, things get dangerous, and the young assistants begin to doubt Joseph’s diagnosis. Maybe Jane really is possessed by a demonic spirit. The movie, directed by John Pogue (his flawed Quarantine sequel could have been much worse), turns into an Exorcist with science rather than religion attempting the cleansing. Pogue rather skillfully blends found 16mm footage and traditional filmmaking. Still, the movie doesn’t capture any Blair Witch tension in what should be its found footage highlight, the pre-climactic attic sequence. The cast, especially Harris and Cooke, being quite convincing, increase the movie’s effectiveness, and Pogue shoots everything in the old country house with a horrifying pall. The Quiet Ones mixes newfangled horror gimmicks with a more old-fashioned aesthetic. The above average result is enough to spook anyone (un)lucky enough to watch it in an empty theater (i.e. me).

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Wilkinson), 1st Earl of Masfield and Lord Chief Justice. Director Amma Asante, who previously helmed A Way of Life, won the SIGNIS Award from the Miami Film Festival and the Directors to Watch Award from the Palm Springs International Film Festival. With Miranda Richardson, Matthew Goode and Emily Watson.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (PG-13) Cap (Chris Evans) returns in his second solo outing, and it’s a slight improvement over the first, a definitively middle-of-the-pack Marvel movie. As an agent of SHIELD, Captain America, aka Steve Rogers, must adjust to his new reality and save the world, regularly. When seeds of distrust are sewn among members of SHIELD, Cap has to figure out if he can trust anyone, including Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) or new pal Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie). Cap’s transition to the modern world gets even more complicated once a new enemy, the Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan), turns out to be an old acquaintance.

movie where most of the interactions take place via phone, Ghostbusters director Ivan Reitman is forced to get creative and winds up with his most enjoyable movie since, very arguably, 2001’s Evolution.

GOD’S NOT DEAD (PG) In this Christian feature, a college student, Josh Wheaton (Shane Harper), has his faith challenged by a philosophy professor (Kevin Sorbo, best known as TV’s Hercules) who does not believe in the existence of God. TV’s Superman, Dean Cain, costars, while Christian popsters Newsboys and two of “Duck Dynasty”’s Robertsons, Willie and Korie, provide cameos. Director Harold Cronk’s three previous features (Ever heard of The Adventures of Mickey Matson and the Copperhead Treasure?

Me neither.) sound pretty small-screen.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (R) Wes Anderson’s latest stars Ralph Fiennes as Gustave H., legendary concierge at the famous hotel, who memorably mentors lobby boy, Zero Moustafa (Tony Revolori, The Perfect Game). The cast is huge with F. Murray

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also playing A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 (R) A Haunted House 2 is a lot more things than its predecessor. It’s a lot more misogynistic, racist and sexualized; too bad it’s also less funny. Hard to believe, I know. Co-writer and star Marlon Wayans and his pals resort to some of their laziest parodies yet as Malcolm continues to be terrorized by evil spirits in the new home he shares with his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) and her two kids (why, Ashley Rickards of MTV’s “Awkward,” why?). Have you seen the superior horror films The Conjuring and Sinister? Did you think all they were missing were doll sex gags and what barely passes for off-color humor? Wayans even has the audacity to imply that the Scary Movies only suck now that his family isn’t involved.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (PG-13) Marc Webb’s mostly successful reboot of Spider-Man gets a sequel.

Hopefully, this franchise has learned a thing or two since juggling three villains in the less successful Spider-Man

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3. Spidey (again played by Andrew Garfield) must battle Electro aka Max Dillon (Jamie Foxx), the Green Goblin aka Harry Osborn (Dane DeHaan, Chronicle) and Rhino. Emma Stone and Sally Field return as Gwen Stacy and Aunt May, respectively. Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci collaborated on the screenplay with Jeff Pinkner.

BEARS (G) For Earth Day 2014, Disneynature releases another nature documentary from two-time Emmy winner Alastair Fothergill (Chimpanzee, African Cats and Earth), again working with his African Cats co-director Keith Scholey. This year, Fothergill and Scholey follow a family of Alaskan bears. John C. Reilly narrates the lessons being taught to the family’s two young cubs. Disneynature’s Earth Day track record is pretty strong, and the trailer for this family-friendly movie promises another appealing, heartwarming tale.

BELLE (PG) In this historical drama, Dido Elizabeth Belle (Gugu MbathaRaw) the illegitimate mixed race daughter of a Royal Navy officer, is reared by her great-uncle, William Murray (Tom

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier redefines the Marvel Universe more than any of the previous features.

DIVERGENT (PG-13) Hunger Games comparisons are inevitable. While Veronica Roth’s book loses the headto-head against Suzanne Collins’ bestseller, Neil Burger’s filmed adaptation might best Gary Ross’ original Games. In a dystopian future Chicago, humanity is divided into five factions.

Right before Beatrice Prior (Shailene Woodley) is to choose the faction in which she’ll spend the rest of her life, the teenager learns she is Divergent, whatever that means. The movie distills 500 pages of plot into a pretty decent two-plus-hour flick as scripters Evan Daugherty and Vanessa Taylor smartly eschew Tris’ inner monologues, save for her opening and closing thoughts.

DRAFT DAY (PG-13) Kevin Costner stars as Sonny Weaver Jr., the general manager of the NFL’s downtrodden Cleveland Browns. On the morning of draft day, he receives the chance to select first, an opportunity that brings with it a season’s worth of controversy and drama. Should he draft the surefire quarterback (Josh Pence) from Wisconsin, the swell linebacker (Chadwick Boseman) from Ohio State or the Florida State running back (Houston Texans player Arian Foster) who recently had a run-in with the law? Everyone from his head coach (Denis Leary) to his team owner (Frank Langella) to his mom (Ellen Burstyn) knows what Sonny should do. In a

Abraham, Mathieu Amalic, Adrien Brody, Willem Dafoe, Jeff Goldblum, Jude Law, Harvey Keitel, Bill Murray, Edward Norton, Saoirse Ronan, Jason Schwartzman, Tilda Swinton, Tom Wilkinson and Owen Wilson.

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL (PG) Good for you, Hollywood. You’re as capable of pandering to faith-based audiences as to any other. Money’s money, am I right? Based on the bestselling account written by Reverend Todd Burpo about his four-year-old son’s trip to heaven, the movie feels as real as any paranormal movie purported to be based on a true story. Todd (Greg Kinnear) works several jobs to keep his family afloat but almost loses everything, including his faith, after news of his son’s experience gets out. Sweet little Colton (cute Connor Corum) tells his dad about singing angels, Jesus and his technicolor horse and the sister that was never born. The movie gets by as far and as long as it can on its talented cast, including Kinnear, Kelly Reilly (Flight), Thomas Haden Church and Margo Martindale; the acting is far above any of Sherwood Pictures’ releases. Writer-director Randall Wallace (an Oscar nominee for Braveheart) can’t help the treacly material, almost entirely dependent upon a very young child actor, with whom he’s saddled. It’s hard to imagine Heaven will resonate with crossover audiences, even with its actual Hollywood stars (if that’s what Greg Kinnear can actually be called).

JULES ET JIM 1962. Dr. Richard Neupert, a UGA Film Studies professor and Ciné board member, presents a French Cinema Series celebrating both modern and classic French films.

The series concludes with Francois Truffaut’s classic period romantic drama about two friends, Jules (Oscar Werner) and Jim (Henri Serre), who are in love with the same woman, Catherine (Jeanne Moreau). Jules et Jim is an excellent entry to French cinema. Come enjoy it on the big screen. (Ciné) MUPPETS MOST WANTED (PG) After the success of their reunion, the Muppets embark on a world tour on the advice of their new manager, Dominic Badguy (Ricky Gervais). But when the World’s Most Dangerous Frog, Constantine, replaces Kermit, the world tour becomes a globe-hopping heist to steal the crown jewels. It being a Muppets movie, expect oddball movie callbacks and celebrities to pop up in the most random of cameos. The three human leads—Gervais, Tina Fey and Ty Burrell—are great foils for the Muppets.

NOAH (PG-13) Noah may be the strangest blockbuster since Ang Lee’s Hulk. Fortunately, the new biblical epic is more successful. It also isn’t your Chuck Heston biblical epic. Russell Crowe (no actor is more comfortable in the past than this guy) effectively grimaces and growls as the man chosen by the Creator to save the animal kingdom from a world-cleansing flood in Darren Aronofsky’s foreboding take on this beloved children’s bible story.

Opening with a summary emphasizing the mythic, Noah establishes a harsh, sci-fi pre-apocalypse for Noah and his family—wife Naameh (Jennifer Connelly) and sons, Shem, Ham and Japheth. After a visit with his ancient grandfather, Methuselah (Anthony Hopkins giving good Yoda), Noah begins a decade-long task of building his ark, while giant stone creatures (one recognizably voiced by Nick Nolte) protect his family from the evil men led by Tubal-cain (Ray Winstone).

OCULUS (R) Filmmaker Mike Flanagan’s followup to his effective little horror film, Absentia, feels like the next step in his career maturation.

When her brother Thomas (Brenton Thwaites) is released from a mental hospital, Kaylie Russell (Karen Gillan) plans to prove that what destroyed her family was neither her father, Alan (Rory Cochrane, Argo), nor her brother

but a supernatural force living in an antique mirror. Mix John Carpenter’s underrated Prince of Darkness and The Amityville Horror with a touch of Jack Ketchum splatterpunk and some mouth-horror that would impress body-horror impresario David Cronenberg. The result is this unsettlingly satisfying horror flick. Oculus builds its terror on tension, atmosphere and small, effective doses of gore rather than the buckets of blood. l PROTECTOR 2 (R) Tony Jaa reunites with his Ong-Bak and The Protector director, Prachya Pinkaew, for a sequel to the 2005 hit. Afraid his elephant, Khon, will end up in the hands of gangster LC (RZA), Kham (Jaa) refuses to sell Khon. Soon Kham is framed for murder and on the run from the martial artist nieces, Ping Ping (Jija Yanin) and Sue Sue (Theerada Kittisiriprasert), of the deceased elephant trader. You already know whether you want to watch this Thai import.

RIO 2 (G) Blu (v. Jesse Eisenberg), Jewel (v. Anne Hathaway) and the three kids leave the wilds of Rio de Janeiro for the real wilds of the Amazon, where Blu must battle his father-in-law (v.

Andy Garcia). I don’t recall caring that much for the first trip to Rio, though it could have been worse. The voices of Will.i.am, Jamie Foxx, George Lopez, Tracy Morgan, Jemaine Clement, Leslie Mann, Rodrigo Santoro and Jake T. Austin return, while Garcia and Bruno Mars headline the newcomers.

WALK OF SHAME (R) Elizabeth Banks stars as Meghan, a television reporter who dreams of being a news anchor. The night before the biggest show of Meghan’s life, she engages in a one night stand (with James Marsden) that leaves her stranded, sans phone, car, ID or money, in downtown LA. Banks and Marsden are joined by “Community”’s Gillian Jacobs, Sarah Wright Olsen and Bill Burr. Steven Brill (Little Nicky and Mr. Deeds) wrote and directed. We know Banks is funny; is the movie?

TRANSCENDENCE (PG-13) A mature science fiction film about the dangers of technology from Dark Knight filmmaker Christopher Nolan’s personal cinematographer, with a cast that includes Johnny Depp and Morgan Freeman isn’t a surefire blockbuster.

Depp stars as Dr. Will Caster, an expert in artificial intelligence, whose mind is uploaded into cyberspace after his death at the hands of anti-technology terrorists. Unfettered by the shackles of humanity, Caster is able to solve pretty much all of mankind’s problems in a couple of days/weeks/months/years.

To be fair, were Transcendence a heady sci-fi novel, it would have read exactly the same: slow, sort of intellectually satisfying and useful for separating the cool geeks from the chaff.

UNDER THE SKIN (R) See Movie Pick.

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movie pick The Woman Who Fell to Earth UNDER THE SKIN (R) Moviegoers lamenting a lack of mystery and real strangeness in contemporary cinema will find plenty to love in director Jonathan Glazerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s latest, the perplexing yet always hypnotic science fiction movie Under the Skin. Based on Michel Faberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2000 novel of the same name, Glazerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s picture is a truly immersive experience. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an art house head trip, beautifully visualized by cinematographer Daniel Landin and given an anxietyfueled soundscape by composer Mica Levi, with a bold, steely and confident performance from Scarlett Johansson at its inky-dark heart.

Fans of Johanssonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mainstream Hollywood movies will be in for an icy cold surprise, however. Under the Skin is bizarre, aggressively arty and creepy. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also one of the best movies Scarlett Johansson of the year so far and proof that Glazer is one of our most fascinating filmmakers working in commercial cinema.

Johansson plays an alien who has come to Earthâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;specifically gritty and decayed Glasgow, Scotlandâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and is mysteriously traveling through the city picking up men and then luring them to their deaths for some unexplained purpose. These scenes, using mostly non-actors and filmed with hidden cameras, give the movie a strong sense of authenticity and edginess. Johansson is mesmerizing

to watch, as her character prowls the streets hunting for sexually needy men. The scenes are unnerving, because the alien is clearly studying its prey before it destroys them, sponging up their humanity so that it may become more like us. The scenes snap with an awkwardness that is refreshing, since many of the men are shy and uncomfortable dealing with Johansson, unaware that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interacting intimately with one of the most recognizable actresses in the world.

But thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also something oddly, eerily beautiful going on, too: The alien views our world with beguiling wonder and increasing terror. Glazer superbly conveys how the otherworldly is embedded in the mundane. Nicholas Roeg and David Lynch are similarly both masters of delivering strong emotional impressions in their best work, but Glazer untethers Under the Skin from narrative constraints even more, with the notable exception of Lynchâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cult classic Eraserhead.

Like both Roeg and Lynch, Glazer shares in plunging the viewer into an unfolding mystery and has no qualms about leaving us within it.

Under the Skin is an extraordinary journey and one you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t soon forget.

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t’s not long into the conversation before The Powder Room Songs like the unfortunately titled “Sand in My Vagina” showdrummer Aaron Sims brings up “Eastbound & Down,” the case the group’s impeccable sense of balance. Bassist Bubba gleefully crude HBO comedy series about a washed-up forMcDonald’s chunky low-end churn and Woolfolk’s dissonant mer ballplayer and his politically incorrect misadventures. guitar leads frame the latter musician’s raspy yowl, perched “I’m fucking obsessed with it,” says Sims. “It’s like, if you unavoidably in the middle. have seen it, let’s talk about it. If you haven’t, I’m gonna Sims jokingly describes The Powder Room’s sound as “cavetry to make you watch it. I can’t stop talking about it. It’s man catchiness,” but the phrase is apt. Curtains is as eager to unhealthy.” hypnotize as it is to destroy. Certain moments, like the eerie Like Kenny Powers, The Powder Room’s debut album, half-step vocal melodies on “Earthworm,” display shades of Curtains, is uncouth and unclean, vaguely mistrustful of its surroundings but also determined to be the focal point wherever it goes. Like the television show, the music balFact Sheet: The Powder Room’s Curtains ances the primal with the sublime, burying ear-grabbing pop melodies under a thick, wet layer of sonic muck.

Best Track “Blowout,” a three-minute barn-burner Of course, that push-and-pull is precisely what frontman and guitarist Gene Woolfolk’s musical heroes were that wraps Mclusky Do Dallas and In Utero up in a known for. Working on Curtains, “we definitely cross-refergreat, big, sorta-suffocating bear hug enced In Utero,” says Woolfolk, who also leads Nairvana, the unflinchingly faithful local Nirvana cover band.

One Shining Moment The uncomfortably numb Indeed, The Powder Room’s debut outing shares more refrain in opener “Disappointment” (“Disappointment than a few traits with the grunge icons’ Steve Albinihas never/ Felt so goddamn good”) produced swan song: blown-out bass tones; crunchy, room-filling guitar squall; an airy, organic drum sound.

The record is a “hi-fi, raw representation” of the band’s Where to Buy thepowderroom.bandcamp.com personality, says Woolfolk, an admitted gearhead who runs (digital available now; vinyl out on Cohosh Records the boards at the Caledonia Lounge and has developed this summer) a reputation as one of Athens’ most reliable sound engineers. With the help of producer Kyle Spence, the album came together over a period of nearly a year, though Woolfolk notes, “we only did like six days’ worth of work.” underrated ‘90s alt-rock acts like Local H. Other songs, like As Sims and Woolfolk explain, Spence was frequently on battering-ram jam “Waltz Liquor,” call to mind local heavy tour or in the process of moving his home studio during the music forefathers Harvey Milk. (It’s no coincidence that Spence album’s creation, which led to numerous delays in the prois that group’s drummer.) cess—though time spent reflecting on the recordings no doubt “I wouldn’t put us on Harvey Milk’s level,” says Woolfolk. contributed to the album’s stellar mix.

That shit is brilliant music. Ours is really dumb [laughs]. But Indeed, regardless—or maybe because—of how long it it’s fun to play, and it’s catchy. We’re just trying to write took to complete, Curtains is one of the best-sounding records catchy tunes that are [also] nasty.” to come out of Athens this or any year. Largely free of studio Though Woolkfolk names groups like Motherfucker and accoutrements, the album succeeds wildly in the group’s stated Cinemechanica as fellow torch-carriers, he is aware of his mission of translating its formidable live presence to tape. band’s status on the local scene, which has seen a decline in “The intention was something simple, something stark and heavy bands over the past few years. The Powder Room “defistripped-down that would capture us as a band,” says Sims. nitely” feels like an oddball, he says, noting that crowds are

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often more receptive to the band’s sonic assault in Atlanta, long known as a heavy-music mecca.

On the other hand, it’s likely Athens’ creative diversity contributes to the group’s multifaceted sound, which is pummeling on the surface but hides melodic and other such intricacies underneath. Woolfolk also cites Faster Circuits and Old Smokey, two decidedly non-heavy local groups, as favorites.

The band hints at a more streamlined sound for the follow-up to Curtains, which is already being prepped; The Powder Room plans to enter the studio with Utah guitarist Wil Smith next month to lay down some initial demos.

“They’re shorter,” Woolfolk says of the new batch of songs. “Some are just as grungy and nasty, but [they’re also] even poppier.” Often times, says Sims, “the songs are better when they just kind of spill out, and you don’t overthink it… It’s something you don’t really analyze. We just write songs and hope they’re not terrible and people like to listen to them.”

For the moment, the band will relish the satisfaction of having crafted a decidedly impressive debut. The Powder Room will headline an album release show Friday at its de facto venue home, Caledonia. Looking ahead, a summer tour is on the horizon, the group’s first since having most of its gear stolen at a Chicago stop last November.

“We’re great,” says Woolfolk, when asked about the recovery from that setback, a recovery helped along by a successful fundraising campaign set up by a friend of the band. “It was amazing that people came together and did that for us. We’re restored.”

Still, like a certain mulleted pitcher, The Powder Room isn’t likely to forgive and forget anytime soon. Says Woolfolk, “We might avoid Chicago for a few years.”

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Barn Burners Mount Moriahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Confident, Forceful Miracle Temple

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he cover of Mount Moriahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sophomore album, Miracle Temple, shows a barn on fire. Despite the implied chaos, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a sense of calmness to the rest of the image; the artwork underscores that even in the midst of radical change, there is beauty to be found.

When one compares the Chapel Hill, NC-based three-piece to its membersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; earlier projects, it seems it has set out to extinguish fires, moving from cacophonous metal and post-punk into more traditional, calmer, country-inspired sounds. The bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lead singer, Heather McEntire, was formerly a member of the punchy Bellafea but made a conscious effort to step into a more vocally lush project this go-around.

Guitarist Jenks Miller divides his time between Mount Moriah and the experimental metal band Horseback, also stationed in North Carolina. For Miller, Mount Moriahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s latest offering isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t a radical departure from his other, heavier work. â&#x20AC;&#x153;To my ears, Miracle Temple has a harder edge to it, and thematically thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a more foreboding sense of darkness,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a more confident and forceful record than the debut.â&#x20AC;?

Although Miller admits Mount Moriah is â&#x20AC;&#x153;at heart a country-slash-folk-rock band,â&#x20AC;? he is quick to emphasize the links between his bandmatesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; various musical endeavors. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The fact that we come from diverse musical backgrounds pushes the music in interesting places, as musicians navigating this shared creative space,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[We] bring elements of our other projects into Mount Moriah in very subtle ways. There are certain touchesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;rough edges here and there, a certain sense of confrontation, maybeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;that we bring in from the heavier bands,â&#x20AC;? adds Miller.

Mount Moriahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s label, Merge Records, has a reputation for being an indie rock powerhouse, launching the careers of artists like The Mountain Goats, Bob Mould, Spoon and Superchunk (the label was founded and is still run by Superchunk guitarist and singer Mac McCaughan). Although Mount Moriahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sound delves into more country-influenced territory

than those bands, Miller isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t surprised the label has been so supportive. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Merge brandâ&#x20AC;Ś is more synonymous with indie rock and pop,â&#x20AC;? he says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot on the label thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not necessarily of that mold.â&#x20AC;?

The relationship started when the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s debut album caught Mergeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attention. Shortly after, the label agreed to reissue the selftitled, self-released record. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heather and I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t press vinyl copies when we originally put it out,â&#x20AC;? says Miller, â&#x20AC;&#x153;so it made a lot of sense to have a bigger label with greater resources do that.â&#x20AC;?

The partnership has allowed the band to write and record more frequently, practices Miller sees as imperative to staying on the cultural radar. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Writing and recording at a faster pace plays to a bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advantage,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A record means a lot less these days than it maybe used to. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a drop in the bucketâ&#x20AC;Ś I guess the best strategy for a band is to create and sustain a body of work long enough that people take notice of what youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re doing.â&#x20AC;?

In addition to their two strong, genrebending albums, Miller and company have garnered a fair share of attention for their live show. Mount Moriahâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s praises have been sung

by The Mountain Goatsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; John Darnielle, and the group was featured on Bon Iverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s celebrity iTunes playlist in 2011. The band has also enjoyed raving reviews from Paste, Stereogum and other buzz-generating blogs.

Still, flattering as the praise may be, Miller doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to put too much stock in such endorsements. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Every aspect of the music business seems very fickle these days,â&#x20AC;? says Miller. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I try not to think about it. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably better to just keep working.â&#x20AC;?

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Back in The Loop

The UK Shoegaze Pioneers Come Stateside

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indsight says that maybe a long holiday would have sorted out many things,â&#x20AC;? says Richard Hampson, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but hindsight is only fruitful when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too late, of course.â&#x20AC;?

Hampson is discussing the tensions that led to the dissolution of his band, Loop. The thunderous UK shoegaze pioneers did take a holiday of sorts. After releasing three tremendously loud LPs in the late â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s and early â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;90s, the group split in 1991. A holiday and a half later, Hampson has reunited with bandmates Neil Mackay (bass) and Scott Dowson (guitar) to celebrate the wonders of amplifiers operated at high volumes.

In 2014, as traces of psychedelia can be found in nearly every aspect of musical culture, the rejuvenation of Loop makes plenty of sense. As the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sole consistent member throughout its brief early existence, Hampsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vision smashed together primal aggression and minimalist repetition.

The groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spaced-out heaviness stands as a precursor to acts as diverse as Lungfish, Torche and Deerhunter. But Loop is its own bracing, monolithic juggernaut of a beast, bludgeoning audiences without much regard for song structure. If you like the way a Loop song starts, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s great; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to sound like that for a while. Loop wears its band name well.

While Hampson busied himself with solo work after his bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s demise, Loopâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s legend steadily grew, and the holidayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end began to come into view. In 2008, Hampson got together with longtime mastering engineer Kevin Metcalfe (U2, David Bowie) to remaster the groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s three LPsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;1987â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Heavenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s End, 1989â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Fade Out and 1990â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s A Gilded Eternity.

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;We had access to all the original master tapes, so we went right back to the source,â&#x20AC;? says Hampson, who quickly makes his position on digital piracy quite clear. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sadly, mastering them so well will only be heard by people that actually listen to music on a decent hi-fi system. Much of our hard work is

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lost on people who feel entitled to liberate our material via illegal sites and listen to vastly inferior MP3 files on tiny laptop speakers.â&#x20AC;?

Indeed, going â&#x20AC;&#x153;back to the sourceâ&#x20AC;? wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t work in terms of doing justice to Loopâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s music, and Hampson soon became convinced that it needed to be experienced anew. After being coaxed into curating and performing at one of the final iterations of the storied All Tomorrowâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parties â&#x20AC;&#x153;holiday campâ&#x20AC;? festivals in the UK, the band has come stateside for the first time in over two decades. How long it will continue to tour is unclear. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was at a very tricky time with untold amount of pressures that just built up until we imploded,â&#x20AC;? says Hampson, regarding Loopâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s initial disintegration. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sadly, being in a band

can create more problems than being a solo artist, because it is hard to keep everyone happy. Adding frustrations and tiredness from pressures that shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be there just adds to a possible dangerous cocktail. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Already,â&#x20AC;? he adds, â&#x20AC;&#x153;there have been changes to personnel.â&#x20AC;?

Following Loopâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance at ATP, original drummer John Wills bowed out of the reunion. (He has since been replaced by Wayne Maskell.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;With all the best intentions, sometimes things are just not meant to be,â&#x20AC;? Hampson says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not prepared to go into detailsâ&#x20AC;Ś Right now, one can only concentrate and focus on what is in front of you, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s advisable to take small steps and find a balance to possibly move forward.â&#x20AC;?

According to Hampson, the group has no plans to record anything new, or extend the reunion beyond the dates currently scheduled. But the New York Times reported on something curious at the end of Loopâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance at Manhattan venue Le Poisson Rouge. Following a set-closing cover of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mother Skyâ&#x20AC;? by Krautrock godfathers Can, Hampson left the audience with a cryptic farewell: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be back soon.â&#x20AC;?

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Music News And Gossip Fly Into the Sun: A handful of of exceedingly creative former and current Athenians are participating in a new experimental podcast named ROAM. Its core coordinators are David Matysiak (ex-Jet By Day), Mason Brown, Devin Brown and Jordan Noel. The concept is thus: A monthly sound collage is produced via a new set of contributors each time, and each personâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contribution fits within an overall theme. The focus of the newest edition, released earlier this month, is â&#x20AC;&#x153;family.â&#x20AC;?

A quick dig through the archives reveals several names many will recognize, including Madeline Adams, Valentina Tapia (Shantih Shantih), Orenda Fink (ex-Azure Ray), Patrick Fadely and more. If anything says â&#x20AC;&#x153;headphone weather,â&#x20AC;? this does. So, get on it. Head to roamtransmissions.tumblr.com and thank me later.

Return of the Prankster: Although the bandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nameâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and, often, its musical executionsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; always implied a core of ridiculousness, I was always a big fan of Smokedog. The group, composed of Thom Strickland and Jason

Vic Chesnutt, Drive-By Truckers, Man or Astro-man? and Guadalcanal Diary) hosted

by Kitty Snyder. The footage of the Truckers A little bit of the Gulf Coast comes to Athens was shot at the late, great Hi-Hat Club, and is alone worth all your clicks. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also an T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T episode of the alternately loved and reviled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spy Girls,â&#x20AC;? hosted by scene enthusiasts Misty Herrin and Kristin Garrison. Head to you$ tube.com/theosoundcheck and enjoy yourself $ thoroughly.

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Missed â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;em in their early 21st Century heyday?

Well, punter, catch the reunion happening at Max Saturday, May 3. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no word on whether the Brooklyn, NY-based Jones will be on board for this, but what we know for a fact is that Strickland will be joined by Shannon Perry and Michael Pierce, who are ex-members of Macon, GA band Ghost Train.

Also on the bill are local rockers Thunderchief and Columbia, SC band Space Coke, which my forgiving side is inclined to believe is a reference to soda pop, but who knows?

Is This Thing On?: The Internet has provided well this week, and our biggest blessing comes from former Athens OnTV producer Theodore Radford. From 1994â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1998, Radford produced many shows for the cable-access channel, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a real treat to be able to go back and see some of them. Most contain members of the Athens music scene, too such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Box Office Banterâ&#x20AC;? with Paul Trudeau and Ballard Lesemann, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cult Classic Theatreâ&#x20AC;? with Jim Stacy as costumed horror host Dr. Crepula and music interview show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Soundcheckâ&#x20AC;? (posted videos include

show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dollars and Sense,â&#x20AC;? which is sort of a no-budget version of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Price is Right.â&#x20AC;?

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a compilation of the animated show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dank Sandyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s,â&#x20AC;? which is way funnier than anything named that deserves to be.

There are too many Athens folks to name with regard to all this, but let it be known that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s totally homegrown and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had it on Roku for months. So, spend a day catching up and then keep watching for updates. For more info, see athenspublic.com and facebook.com/ athenspublic.

Press Here: OK, I admit full-stop that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a soft spot for Patrick Brickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s project, Futo. Reconceived over the past year or so from its initial identity as an acoustic project, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s now solidly in the synthesizer-keyboarddance-pop category. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not that Brickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s previous work was weakâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;far from thatâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just that I think his songs are so much better realized this way. Apparently, he agrees, given his newest full-length, Dog Dreams. There are still hints of the old sound (see â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pocket Changeâ&#x20AC;?), but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still way more Pet Shop Boys than Peter, Paul & Mary. Dig it the most over at futo.bandcamp.com.

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ARTifacts Rock Athens Art Rocks Athens is officially launching its series of May exhibitions with “ARTifacts Rock Athens: Relics from the Athens Music Scene, 1975–1985” at the UGA Special Collections Libraries. Though the Athens music scene received international attention for producing the likes of R.E.M, The B-52’s and Pylon, the emerging art scene between 1975–1985 that gave rise to the music is often overlooked. The Art Rocks Athens Foundation is a nonprofit organization that was created to explore and document this relationship between art and music through a series of retrospective exhibits.

An opening reception for “ARTifacts” will be held on Thursday, May 1 from 6–10 p.m. A screening of Spencer Thornton’s footage of the very first time the B-52’s were caught on film will be followed by a talk from Michael Lachowski, public relations specialist at the Georgia Museum of Art, publisher of Young, Foxy and Free and founding member of Pylon.

Floor” will be a one-night performance at the UGA Dance Department New Dance Theater on Saturday, May 24. In “Shapes that Talk to Me: The Athens Scene, 1975–1985” at the Georgia Museum of Art, paintings from the museum’s permanent collection will be reinterpreted and augmented with other works. For a complete schedule of opening receptions and more information about each exhibit, visit artrocks athens.com.

Get Your Geek On: Rose of Athens Theatre’s second annual AthCon—set for Saturday, May 3 from 10 a.m.–midnight at the Holiday Inn Express—is a convention featuring a masked costume ball, cosplay contest and Pathfinder gaming room, plus plenty of anime, comics and photo ops with characters. In place of the “May the 4th be With You” fundraiser Rose of Athens hosted last year, a huge part of AthCon will focus on Star Wars. The 501st Legion will be in attendance to present a panel discus-

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is conveniently scheduled at the tail end of finals week, so you have no excuse for missing it. [Dan Mistich]

The Classic Center · 7:30 p.m. · $20–70 The Addams Family musical is inspired by the illustrations of legendary cartoonist Charles Addams, who in his prolific, six-decade career created thousands of cartoons, most popularly the darkly bizarre yet endearingly deranged family of ghoulish oddballs. In this chapter of the Addams Family saga, daughter Wednesday (played

by Jennifer Fogarty) has fallen in love with a caring, intelligent and normal guy, Lucas Beineke (Bryan Welnicki), to the horror of her father, Gomez (Jesse Sharp), who has been requested to keep the secret from his beloved wife, Morticia (KeLeen Snowgren). In typical Addams fashion, everything spirals out of control when the Addamses decide to host a dinner party to meet the new boyfriend and his parents. Through witty and macabre lyrics and dancing, the musical brings the comic characters to life. [Jessica Smith]

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Afterwards, a runway fashion show will feature B-52’s member Cindy Wilson’s original stage clothes. A DJ disco party catered by Last Resort will round out the night, with models from Athens Fashion Collective and members of local bands like New Madrid, Reptar and Hope for Agoldensummer donning vintage club and party t-shirts.

Curated by Secret Sounds owner Chris Rasmussen and Special Collections co-curators Mary Miller and Ruta Abolins, the exhibition features Athens rock memorabilia like R.E.M. member Bill Berry’s drum kit, Pylon’s original pylon and B-52’s late member Ricky Wilson’s guitar.

Centered around Memorial Day weekend, several other exhibitions have been organized to document this pivotal time in Athens history. “Between Rock and an Art Place” at the Lamar Dodd School of Art will feature artwork of all media. “Paper Covers Rock: Graphic Arts and the Athens Music Scene” at the Lyndon House Arts Center will showcase band posters, Xeroxed show flyers, set lists and photographs that became iconic album and magazine covers. “Not a Normal Town: Film in Athens, GA, 1975–1985” at Ciné and the UGA Special Collections Libraries will screen early experimental films accompanied by discussions with filmmakers. “Clear the

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sion, and Rose of Athens will perform a mini staged reading of William Shakespeare’s Star Wars, an epic Elizabethan mashup told through iambic pentameter. Other activities include Tea Time in the Cantina with music and trivia, an X-Wing Fighter game demo and a children’s light saber creation station. Proceeds from the event will help Rose of Athens—whose latest productions have included Donkey and Charlotte’s Web—continue to operate live theater performances, workshops, children’s camps and its No Shame Athens playwright series. Admission to the event is $10 for children and $20 for adults, and a 25 percent discount will be offered to anyone who arrives in costume.

In conjunction with the fundraiser, Jerzees Sports Bar & Night Club will host a wrestling show at 7:30 p.m. the same evening. Featuring several stars of Monstrosity Championship Wrestling—a collection of brazen horror-themed personas—contenders include MCW Champion “The Lethal Dose” Stryknyn, The Alabama Wolfman, Trevor Aeon, “She-Hulk,” Justin Legend, Nigel Sherrod, The Freak, The Conglonese Nightmare and End Zone, the “Leatherback of Notre Dame.”

Admission to the ring is $10.

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Tlaloc El Mexicano · 2 p.m. · FREE! It’s not entirely clear why Tlaloc, a foodie favorite known for its sopes, gorditas and pupusas and tucked away on an industrial stretch of North Chase Street, has become a home base for a certain sect of grubby young musicians, who have filmed music videos inside the joint and hosted impromptu concerts on its side lawn. But the restaurant’s owners are apparently jazzed enough about it all to give their blessing to an all-day Cinco de Mayo happening, featuring a host of local and touring experimental-leaning acts, including New Age outfit Wild of Night, burnout-jazz band Half Acid and Michael Collins, a former member of Brooklyn buzz-psych tribe Prince Rama. The big “get” comes in the form of Gobby, the indemand Harlem producer and composer whose mystical, vaguely vaporwave-y productions incorporate hard-edged Detroit

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Bear Hands (Saturday) & 2–9 p.m. (Sunday) · FREE! Originally created to commemorate the ninth anniversary of the Kent State murders, the Human Rights Festival has grown into a two-day festival dedicated to promoting free speech and confronting issues that challenge human rights. Throughout the day, local activists and members of techno and noise-damaged acid house. various community organizations includWant a margarita to go with that? [Gabe ing Casa de Amistad, Undocumented Vodicka] Students Alliance, GLOBES and Community Connection will take the main stage to disMUSIC | Tuesday, May 6 cuss important social and political topics facing the community. In between speakers will be live music performances from the likes of The Plague, Lowdive, The Heap, Odd Trio and Kick the Robot. As always, Caledonia Lounge · 9:30 p.m. · $5 (21+), information booths will line the streets, $7 (18–20) and kids activities will be available. This We’ve heard about the #emorevival; year features the new addition of an artist what about the #screamorevival? With market. See the calendar in this issue for a melodically minded bands like American full schedule. [JS] Football and The Jazz June popping back up like frowny-faced daisies after a parMUSIC | Sunday, May 4 ticularly harsh winter, it’s fair to assume their more strident counterparts aren’t far behind. Two local groups, Nurture and Melting Point · 8 p.m. · $7 (adv.), $10 (door) Antpile, have been doing their part to If you haven’t dug in by now, it might make sure emotionally charged post-hardbe high time to catch up with Bear Hands. core is not left out of the discussion—and, The New York-based band has been around as a new split release proves, it shouldn’t for a couple of years now, but its prodibe. Antpile’s two contributions to the tape, gious, synth-affected output has finally out now on new local label Cohosh Records sparked national attention. The band’s latand highly recommended, are expansive est album, Distraction, produced a strong single in the song “Giants;” the bouncy yet and explosive, full of guitar pyrotechnics but with plenty of room to breathe. The aggressive track seems ubiquitous on the sole Nurture tune, “I’ll Bathe You in net. Having toured with similarly electroJameson,” starts as an uncharacteristically infused pop acts like MGMT and Passion patient dirge but ends as a crunchy, bassPit, the group is now making the rounds heavy fuck-off. Tuesday’s show marks the as a headlining act in smaller clubs across kickoff of a two-week Nurture tour. [GV] the country. Its stop at the Melting Point

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Tuesday 29 ART: UGA Jewelry and Metals Jewelry Fashion Show (Herty Field) Phi Beata Heata presents a pop-up fashion show of works by jewelry and metals students. 5 p.m.

FREE! www.art.uga.edu ART: Out of the Vault, Vol. 1 (Chamber of Commerce) The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission unveils Philip Juras’ “Rock and Shoals Flatrock,” which was purchased on behalf of the county by former mayor Heidi Davison. The showing will be followed by a reception and book signing event by Dorinda G Dallmeyer, editor of William Bartram’s Bartram’s Living Legacy, which was illustrated by Philip Juras. 5:30 p.m. FREE! www.athensculturalaffairs.org FILM: French Film Series (Ciné Barcafé) Bicycling with Moliere is the story of two French actors who are friends at odds with one another in every possible way, except their love of Moliere’s The Misanthrope.

Introduction by UGA French professor Francis Assaf. 7:30 p.m. www. athenscine.com GAMES: Trivia at the Rail (The Rail Athens) Trivia hosted by Todd Kelly every Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-7289 GAMES: Trivia (Four Brothers Sports Tavern) How much do you really know? 7 p.m. FREE! 706-850-3020 GAMES: Entertainment Trivia (Fuzzy’s Taco Shop) Compete for prizes and giveaways. Presented by Dirty South Trivia. Every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0305 GAMES: Entertainment Trivia (Troubadour Bar & Grill) Trivia provided by Dirty South Trivia. Play for house cash prizes. 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.facebook.com/troubadourathens1 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Win house cash prizes with host Todd Kelly. 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.choochoorestaurants. com GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Throw a lime in your Coors Light and compete! Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. & Thursdays, 8 p.m. 706-354-1515 KIDSTUFF: Story Time (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs, movement and crafts for ages 2–5.

Every Tuesday and Wednesday. 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. FREE! 706-7693950 KIDSTUFF: Read to Rover (Oconee County Library) Reading aloud to a dog creates a relaxed, nonjudgmental environment that helps kids develop their reading skills

and builds confidence. Register for a 15-minutes session. Grades K-5.

3:15–4:15 p.m. FREE! 706-7693950 KIDSTUFF: Teen Card Gamers Group (ACC Library) Calling all fans of Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon and Magic the Gathering! Drop by to play with friends, share ideas and learn more about these and other collectible card games. Bring your own cards. For ages 11-18. 4–5 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650, www. athenslibrary.org KIDSTUFF: Toddler Storytime (ACC Library) Children ages 2–5 are invited to join in an interactive storytime. Every Tuesday and Wednesday.

9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706613-3650 PERFORMANCE: Rak the Watt (40 Watt Club) Watch as bellydancers demonstrate their skills. 7 p.m. $5–7. www.40watt.com

Wednesday 30 ART: 2nd Annual Interior Design Showcase Opening Reception (Athens Technical College) The Athens Technical College of Interior Design Program presents a showcase of student designs. 5–8 p.m.

FREE! 706-355-5059, interiordesign@athenstech.edu ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Docents lead a tour of highlights from the permanent collection.

2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum. org EVENTS: Athens Mayoral Debate (Taylor-Grady House) Hear the candidates for Mayor of Athens-Clarke County weigh in on the issues affecting our community. Hosted by the Junior League Public Affairs Committee. 6–8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-8688, www.juniorleagueofathens.org EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts and live music. 4–7 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.org GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia with a DJ (Your Pie, Eastside location) Open your pie hole for a chance to win cash prizes.

7 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Trivia (Willy’s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8–10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Sex, Drugs & Rock and Roll Trivia (Jerzee’s Sports Bar) Hosted by Dirty South Trivia. House cash prizes. 10 p.m. FREE! www. jerzeessportsbar.com

GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Entertainment Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Dirty South Trivia offers house cash prizes. Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-6130892 KIDSTUFF: Young Adult Yard Sale Prep (Oconee County Library) Help set up the room, organize donations and price items. Bring anything you’d like to donate. Snakes and first dibs to all teens that help. Ages 11–18. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Letter J Storytime (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Sing, dance, read and learn. For ages 5 & under. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-795-5597 KIDSTUFF: Teen Council Meeting (ACC Library) Teens can come together to discuss plans for the ACC Library’s teen department’s collections and programs. Pick up application forms at the front desk.

Ages 11-18. This month the group will focus on ideas for the summer.

4–5 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 KIDSTUFF: Preschool & Toddler Story Time (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Story time includes stories, finger plays, songs and crafts for literacy-based fun. For ages 2–5. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/madison LECTURES & LIT: Book Bindery Day (ACC Library) Ken Jewell from the National Book Bindery Company will be available to provide consultations and estimates for book bindery repair. 10 a.m.–2 p.m. FREE! 706613-3650 THEATRE: The Addams Family (The Classic Center) This musical comedy brings the darkly delirious world of Gomez, Mortician, Wednesday, Pugsley, Uncle Fester and Lurch to spooky, spectacular life. See Calendar Pick on p. 18.

7:30 p.m. $20–70. www.classiccenter.com

Thursday 1 ART: Opening Reception (UGA Special Collections Library) The opening reception of “ARTifacts Rock Athens: Relics From the Athens Music Scene, 1975–1985” includes a film screening, lecture, fashion show, DJ disco dance party and more. See Art Notes on p. 18. 6–10 p.m. FREE! www.artrocksathens.com ART: Louis T. Griffith Library Open House (Georgia Museum of Art) Join the museum in the reopening of the Louis T. Griffith Library on the third floor. 2–4 p.m. FREE! www. georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Scottish Country Dance Classes (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens)

Works by Carol John are included in “Living Room,” a group show on display at the Gallery@Hotel Indigo through Sunday, June 15.

Easy-to-learn Scottish country dancing. Wear comfortable clothing and shoes (flats, no heels). Every Thursday. 7–9 p.m. $36/semester, $3/class. deborahmillier@yahoo. com EVENTS: “Madison in May” Spring Tour of Homes & Gardens (Madison Morgan Cultural Center, Madison) Experience the living history of Madison while strolling through a collection of architecturally significant homes. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. www. mmcc-arts.org EVENTS: Terrapin Brewery “Hi-5” Can Release Party (Georgia Theatre Rooftop) Every purchase of a can of Terrapin’s new Hi-5 IPA will enter you into a raffle. Proceeds benefit We’re hEAR For You. 5 p.m.

FREE! www.georgiatheatre.com EVENTS: Nature Ramblers (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Learn more about the flora and fauna of the garden while enjoying fresh air and inspirational readings. Ramblers are encouraged to bring their own nature writings or favorite poems and essays to share with the group.

8:30–10 a.m. FREE! www.botgarden. uga.edu FILM: Film Premiere (Ciné Barcafé) The Sophomore is about a college student who tries to find purpose in life admist an underwhelming avalanche of mediocrity. The film was made by mass media arts students.

7:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenscine. com

FILM: Crimes Against Culture: Art and the Nazis Film Series (Georgia Museum of Art) The Rape of Europa takes a look at the reallife “Monuments Men,” heroic art historians and curators who rescued millions of lost, hidden and stolen treasures during WWII. Followed by a discussion. 7 p.m. FREE! www. georgiamuseum.org GAMES: Trivia (Amici) Every Thursday. 9 p.m. FREE! 706-3530000 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) See Tuesday listing for full description Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. & Thursdays, 8 p.m. 706-354-1515 GAMES: Trivia (El Azteca) Win prizes with host Todd Kelly. Every Thursday. 7:30–9 p.m. FREE! 706549-2639 LECTURES & LIT: Book Signing (Avid Bookshop) William M. Brandon III will read from and sign copies of his new novella, Silence.

6–8 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop. com MEETINGS: Homeless and Poverty Coalition Meeting (First Baptist Church) The coalition hosts a panel discussion with representatives of the Athens Community Council on Aging, BOS Staffing, the Georgia Vocational Rehabilitation Agency, Bread for Life and the Athens Area Homeless Shelter JobTREC Program. 12 p.m. FREE! www.northeastgeorgiahomelesscoalition.blogspot.com

MEETINGS: Meet Melissa Link (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Meet the ACC District 3 Commissioner candidate at a casual happy hour. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.melissalinkathens. com MEETINGS: Oconee Rivers Audubon Society (Sandy Creek Nature Center) April Ingle, executive director of the Georgia River Network, will reveal some of the natural treasures of the state’s waterways. 7 p.m. FREE! www.oconeeriversaudubon.org

Friday 2 EVENTS: “Madison in May” Spring Tour of Homes & Gardens (Madison Morgan Cultural Center) See Thursday listing for full description 10 a.m.–5 p.m. www.mmcc-arts.org EVENTS: First Friday Hackathon (Four Athens) Work individually or in teams to make something in under four hours. After presentations, everyone votes for their favorite project. 6–10 p.m. FREE! www. hatchathens.com EVENTS: Trash to Treasure Yard Sale (1005 College Ave.) Items are saved from an early death in the dump based on their functionality and kitsch value. Funds raised support Keep Athens-Clarke County Beautiful. May 2, 4–7 p.m. $3. (pre-sale) & May 3, 8 a.m.–12 p.m. k continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! FREE! stacee.farrell@athensclarkecounty.com KIDSTUFF: Anime Club (ACC Library) Join other 11â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18 year olds to continue watching Full Metal Alchemist. Drawing supplies and origami paper will be provided. No registration required. This anime film is rated PG-13. 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;6 p.m. FREE! 706-613-3650 MEETINGS: Meet Melissa Link (380 Buena Vista) Tracy and Lane Vandiver and Deb Stanley host a meet and greet for the ACC District 3 Commissioner candidate. 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m.

FREE! www.melissalinkathens.com PERFORMANCE: Ugapalooza (Morton Theatre) The UGA Accidentalsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; annual spring invitational a cappella concert features the Accidentals, Noteworthy, WSEM and a surprise guest. 7 p.m. $7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10. www.mortontheatre.com PERFORMANCE: Athens Symphony Pops Concert (The Classic Center) Featuring Foundry

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healing tool. Participants will work on healing narratives that focus on change and transformation as part of their healing journey. 1â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4 p.m.. $40.

706-850-2000, www.thrivespace.net COMEDY: Family Comedy Night (Elbert Theatre, Elberton) Clean, lifeinspired comedy by Jaamal Rambert and musical performances by Shon Browner and Jeremy Duggins. 6 p.m. $8-12. 706-988-8997 EVENTS: Oconee Farmers Market (Oconee County Courthouse, Watkinsville) Locally grown produce, meats, grains, flowers, soaps, birdhouses, gourds and more. 8 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;1 p.m. www.oconeefarmersmarket.org EVENTS: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Madison in Mayâ&#x20AC;?

Spring Tour of Homes & Gardens (Madison Morgan Cultural Center) See Thursday listing for full description 10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m. www.mmcc-arts.org EVENTS: The 1919â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mint Jubilee (Ashford on Main, Watkinsville) This Derby Day event includes a

shoes. Home-baked goods at the break. Live music by Beverly Smith & Friends and calling by Jennie Wakefield. 7:15 p.m. (lesson), 7:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10:30 p.m. (dance). $4-8. www.contradanceathens.com EVENTS: Theatre Revival Tour (Morton Theatre) The Fox Theatre Instituteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s second annual Theatre Revival Tour celebrates the Morton Theatreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s recent renovations. An outdoor festival will feature performances by local musicians, dancers and actors. 4 p.m. FREE! www. mortontheatre.com EVENTS: Indie South Fair Springtacular (660 N. Chase St.) Over 75 vendors will sell clothing, jewelry, art and much more. Includes a denim re-vamp workshop by Community and kids activities with Our Arrow and Treehouse Kids & Craft. 10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;6 p.m. FREE! www. indiesouthfair.com EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts and live music. Live music by Paul

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St. Jazz and the Athens Symphony Chorus. Selections from the Beatles and popular musical pieces will be performed. May 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3, 8 p.m. FREE! (tickets required) www.athenssymphony.org PERFORMANCE: Athens Master Chorale 25h Anniversary Concert (Hugh Hodgson Concert Hall) This special concert includes selections from Bachâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s B minor Mass, Mozartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Requiem, Handelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Messiah and Thompsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Frostiana as well as a number of smaller choral gems. 8 p.m. $5-10. 706-5460023, www.athensmasterchorale.org THEATRE: Scooby Doo, Where are You? (Athens Little Playhouse) The gang solves a spooky mystery.

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CLASSES: Yoga in the Park (Bishop Park) Bring your mat for a session of outdoor yoga. 9:30 a.m. $5â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10 (suggested donation). www. chasestreetyoga.com CLASSES: Writing Into the Light: A Healing Workshop (Thrive) Therapeutic writing can promote wellness and reduce stress. This hands-on workshop is for beginning or intermediate writers and focuses on strategies and techniques that promote writing as a powerful

live-televised feed of the Kentucky Derby, southern fare, beverages, lawn games and bluegrass music.

Wear Derby Day attire. Proceeds benefit the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit at Athens Regional Medical Center. 5â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. $45 per person, $80 per couple. www.athenshealth. org/mint-jubilee EVENTS: Trash to Treasure Yard Sale See Friday listing for full description May 2, 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7 p.m. $3. (pre-sale) & May 3, 8 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;12 p.m.

FREE! stacee.farrell@athensclarkecounty.com EVENTS: Wrestling (Jerzeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Bar) Stars of Monstrosity Championship Wrestling face off in the ring. Presented as part of AthCon, a fundraiser for Rose of Athens Theatre. See Art Notes on p. 18. 7:30 p.m. $10. www.roseofathens.wordpress.com EVENTS: West Broad Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Featuring fresh produce, meats, honey, eggs, crafts, soaps, baked goods, cooking demos, childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s activities and more. First Saturday of each month. This month features tips on composting basics, horseback riding, face painting, health screenings and a cooking demonstration with spinach and kale. 10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;2 p.m. www.athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: First Saturday Contra Dance (Lay Park) No partner or experience necessary. Wear soft sole

Lombard and Whisper Charlie. Chef demo with Sarah Dunning of Little & Saturday. 8 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;12 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Athens Stomps Against Poverty (Athens City Hall) Help out with donation collection, sorting and distributing of household goods, clothing and furniture. Bring items to donate. 8 a.m. FREE! tinyurl.com/ asap2014 EVENTS: 4th Annual Sheep to Shawl (Statham Community Park) There will be several demonstrations including sheep shearing, blacksmithing, duck herding with dogs, a cart pulling dog, pottery and wood turning. There will also be informational booths, food and craft vendors. 10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 p.m. FREE! gardeningtangela@gmail.com EVENTS: 2nd Annual AthCon (Holiday Inn Express) The convention includes anime, comics, Star Wars, a Pathfinder gaming room, a Monstrosity Championship Wrestling event, a cosplay contest and a masked ball. Come in costume for 25% off. See Art Notes on p. 18.

10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;12 a.m. $10 (children), $20. www.roseofathens.org EVENTS: Athens Human Rights Festival (College Square) Montessori Ukulele Club (10 a.m.), Woopets (10:50 a.m.), Girls with Guitars (11:30 a.m.), Festival welcome/Adam Payne (1 p.m.), Casa de Amistad and Love Hope Strength (1:40 p.m.), Holly Belle

(2:05 p.m.), Democratic Socialists of America and The American Family Therapy Association (2:35 p.m.), Battle of the Bands winner (3 p.m.), Undocumented Student Alliance and undocumented high school students (3:30 p.m.), The Plague (4 p.m.), Move to Amend (4:30 p.m.), Mr. Jordan and Mr. Tonks (4:55 p.m.), Millard Farmer and Occupy Athens (5:25 p.m.), Eugene Wiles (6:45 p.m.), Low Dive (7 p.m.), Ward Churchill (7:50 p.m.), The Heap (8 p.m.), LGBT, Divas and GLOBES (9 p.m.) and Five Eight (10:10 p.m.).

See Calendar Pick on p. 18. FREE! www.athenshumanrightsfest.org KIDSTUFF: Alt-Prom (Madison County Library, Danielsville) This alternative prom non-event will include optional dancing, snacks and games. Come dressed up or dressed down. Ages 14â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18. 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ madison KIDSTUFF: Free Comic Book Day (ACC Library) Pick up a free comic book at the Teen Desk to celebrate the awesomeness of comics. All day.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org KIDSTUFF: Superhero Training Day (Oconee County Library) See if you have what it takes to defeat the villains as you compete in a library-wide scavenger hunt. For ages 11â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18. 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: Books in the Garden (Specialty Ornamentals) Authors Rona Simmons (The Quiet Room), Valerie Connors (In Her Keeping), Linda Hughes (Becoming Jessie Belle), Kathryn Gray-White

SPORTS: Run/Walk for Mothers 5K (Downtown Athens) The East Georgia Cancer Coalition is hosting this first annual race highlighting all cancer types with special recognition of the survivors and families that have dealt with cancer. Check in at the Broad St. BB&T parking lot. 7:30 a.m. (registration), 8 a.m. $20â&#x20AC;&#x201C;25. jane.putharasert@gmail.com, www. milesformoms5k.org THEATRE: Scooby Doo, Where are You? (Athens Little Playhouse) See Friday listing for full description May 2, 7:30 p.m. May 3, 10 a.m.

May 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4, 3 p.m. $5â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10. www.athenslittleplayhouse.net

Sunday 4 EVENTS: Mini-Carnival (Satisfactory Screenprinting & Design) This family-fun extravaganza includes a moonbounce, a DJ from WUOG live-broadcasting a performance by Honeychild, food, carnival games, face painting and more. Bring a shirt for a free screenprint or purchase one to benefit the Classic City Rollergirls. 12â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m.

Donations encouraged. www.satisfactoryprinting.com EVENTS: Indie South Fair Springtacular (660 N. Chase St.) See Saturday listing for full description 10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;6 p.m. FREE! www. indiesouthfair.com EVENTS: Athens Human Rights Festival (College Square) Repent at Leisure (2 p.m.), Covenant Presbyterian and Interfaith Hospitality Network (2:30

3 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/athens THEATRE: Scooby Doo, Where are You? (Athens Little Playhouse) See Friday listing for full description May 2, 7:30 p.m. May 3, 10 a.m.

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Monday 5 CLASSES: Vermi-composting Workshop (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Participants will build their own worm bin for composting in this workshop led by Kristen Baskin, owner of Let Us Compost.

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7:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. $35. www.botgarden. uga.edu EVENTS: The Candidates Forum (The Melting Point) Mayoral contenters Nancy Denson and TIm Denson start the program by fielding questions. All commission candidates, whether contested or unopposed, will have opportunities to share their vision for the community. Hosted by the Federation of Neighborhoods. 6 p.m. FREE! contact@accneighborhoods.org, accneighborhoods.org EVENTS: Produce Stand (Athens Community Council on Aging) This mobile produce stand sells fresh, sustainable and locally-grown fruits and vegetables sourced from the community gardens at ACCA and UGArden. EBT cards accepted. 12â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 p.m. www.accaging.org EVENTS: Harold Williams Golf Tournament (UGA Golf Course) Help raise money to buy a van for

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(Atlantaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Real Women) and Julia McDermott (Underwater) will be in the garden talking about the art of writing. Each will also read from, sell and sign their books. 10 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;2 p.m. FREE! 706-310-0143, www. specialtyornamentals.com LECTURES & LIT: Jim Miles (ACC Library) Civil War historian and author Jim Miles will speak on â&#x20AC;&#x153;150 Years Later: The Battle for Atlanta.â&#x20AC;? 1 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org LECTURES & LIT: Meet Five Georgia Authors (Avid Bookshop) Avid Bookshop presents authors Rona Simmons, Valerie Connors, Julie McDermott, Linda Hughes and Kathryn Gray-White for a book signing. 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7:30 p.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (T.R.R. Cobb House) Join the T.R.R Cobb House, the Wilson Center and Avid Bookshop in welcoming author Carolyn Curry. 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4 p.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com PERFORMANCE: Athens Symphony Pops Concert (The Classic Center) See Friday listing for full description May 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3, 8 p.m.

FREE! (tickets required) www.athenssymphony.org

p.m.), Craig Rafuse (2:50 p.m.), Community Connection and the Georgia Conflict Center (3:20 p.m.), Battle of the Bands winner (3:40 p.m.), Women in Black and Aspire Clinic (4:10 p.m.), Pough Boys (4:30 p.m.), Life the Griot (5 p.m.), Odd Trio (5:20 p.m.), Todd Lister and Georgia Care Project (6 p.m.), Uncle Pizza (6:20 p.m.), Occupy Athens (7:10 p.m.), Feelinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Groovy (7:50 p.m.), Ed Tant (8:15 p.m.) and Kick the Robot (8:30 p.m.). See Calendar Pick on p. 18. FREE! www. athenshumanrightsfest.org GAMES: Trivia (Buffaloâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s CafĂŠ) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Brewerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inquisition,â&#x20AC;? trivia hosted

by Chris Brewer every Sunday. 7 p.m. FREE! 706-354-6655, www. buffaloscafe.com/athens GAMES: Trivia (Amici) Test your skills over a delicious pizza. 9 p.m.

706-353-0000 GAMES: Trivia (The Capital Room) Every Sunday! Hosted by Evan Delany. First place wins $50 and second place wins $25. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.thecapitalroom.com PERFORMANCE: Athens Recorder Ensemble (ACC Library) Director Kevin Kelly will lead the group in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dance Music Through the Ages.â&#x20AC;?

Harold Williams. Come out to watch the golfers. BBQ plates available for lunch. 7:30 a.m. (breakfast), 8:30 a.m. (tournament). $100/player.

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FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Dirty South Trivia: Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Team trivia contests with house cash prizes every Monday night. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com KIDSTUFF: Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sprouting in My Trash? (ACC Library) Celebrate International Compost Awareness Week with a story time led by Esther Porter. May 5, 7 p.m. May 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7, 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. May 8, 4:30 p.m.

FREE! www.athensclarkecounty.com/ recycling KIDSTUFF: Teen Advisory Board (Oconee County Library) Teen Advisory Board (TAB) is a group of teens who gather at the beginning of every month to discuss and plan upcoming events. Ages 11â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18.

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KIDSTUFF: Open Chess Play for Teens (ACC Library) Teen chess players of all skill levels can play matches and learn from members of the local Chess and Community Players, who will be on hand to assist players and help build skill levels. For ages 10â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18. Registration required. 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5:30 p.m. FREE! 706613-3650, ext. 329 KIDSTUFF: Infant Storytime (ACC Library) Designed to nurture language skills through literature-based materials and activities. Parents assist their children in movements and actions while playing. 10:30 a.m. FREE! 706-613-3650, www. athenslibrary.org

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years, the relationship between two friends and the object of their mutual obsession. With an introduction

by UGA Film Studies Christopher Sieving. 7:30 p.m. www.athenscine. com GAMES: Trivia at the Rail (The Rail Athens) Trivia hosted by Todd Kelly every Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706-354-7289 GAMES: Trivia with a Twist (Johnnyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s New York Style Pizza) See Tuesday listing for full description Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. & Thursdays, 8 p.m. 706-354-1515 GAMES: Trivia (Four Brothers Sports Tavern) How much do you really know? 7 p.m. FREE! 706-850-3020 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Entertainment Trivia (Fuzzyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Taco Shop) Compete for

May 5, 7 p.m. May 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7, 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. May 8, 4:30 p.m.

FREE! www.athensclarkecounty.com/ recycling LECTURES & LIT: Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Talk About It: Muslim Journeys Book Discussion (Oconee County Library) Dr. Douglas Ealey, a sociology professor at the University of North Georgia, leads a discussion.

6:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/oconee

ART: Closing Reception (Highwire Lounge) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spectrumâ&#x20AC;? features paintings by Rachel Glaze, Lydia Hunt, Carlie Ivie, Hena Jang, Nicole Moran, Taylor Scott, Adelina Simeonova, Rae Wiltshire and Nicole Yackley. 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. FREE! 706543-8997 EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Athens City Hall) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts

prizes. 7 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie. com GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bradyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) Think you know it all? Test your knowledge every Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Both locations. 706-548-3442 GAMES: Trivia (Willyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mexicana Grill) Trivia with a DJ! Every Wednesday. 8â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10 p.m. FREE! 706548-1920 GAMES: Entertainment Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Dirty South Trivia offers house cash prizes. Every Wednesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-6130892 KIDSTUFF: Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sprouting in My Trash? (ACC Library) See Monday listing for full description May 5, 7 p.m. May 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7, 9:30 a.m.

and live music. 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.org EVENTS: Guided Trail Hike (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Take a guided walk on the trails to discover the beauty and variety of the nature centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ecosystems. Followed by coffee and a tour of the exhibit hall. 9 a.m.

FREE! www.athensclarkecounty.com/ sandycreeknaturecenter GAMES: Sex, Drugs & Rock and Roll Trivia (Jerzeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Bar) Hosted by Dirty South Trivia. House cash prizes. 10 p.m. FREE! www. jerzeessportsbar.com GAMES: Trivia with a DJ (Your Pie, Eastside location) Open your pizza pie hole for a chance to win cash

& 10:30 a.m. May 8, 4:30 p.m.

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FREE! www.athensclarkecounty.com/ recycling EVENTS: 2014 Athens Woman of Distinction (Athens Country Club) Girls Scouts of Historic Georgia will honor Elaine Powell Cook as the 2014 Athens Woman of Distinction.

11:30 a.m. $50. www.gshg.org EVENTS: Tuesday Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Fresh produce, cooked foods and childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s activities. Offers double dollars for EBT shoppers. Held every Tuesday. 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7 p.m. 706-613-0122, www.athenslandtrust.org FILM: French Film Series (CinĂŠ BarcafĂŠ) Jules et Jim charts, over 25

prizes and giveaways. Presented by Dirty South Trivia. Every Tuesday. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-353-0305 GAMES: Trivia (Choo Choo Japanese Korean Grill Express) Jump on the trivia train! Win house cash prizes with host Todd Kelly. 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.choochoorestaurants. com GAMES: Entertainment Trivia (Troubadour Bar & Grill) Trivia provided by Dirty South Trivia. Play for house cash prizes. 7:30 p.m.

FREE! www.facebook.com/troubadourathens1 KIDSTUFF: Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sprouting in My Trash? (ACC Library) See Monday listing for full description

Readers include Janet Geddis, Hope Hilton, Deirdre Sugiuchi, Mary Katherine Dunwoody, Beth Hall Thrasher, Sam Thomas and Will Walton. 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7:30 FREE! www.avidbookshop.com MEETINGS: Candidate Forum (ACC Library) State school superintendent candidates join in on key issues facing Georgia in improving quality public education. 7 p.m.

FREE! cedarshoalspto@gmail.com MEETINGS: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Have You Had a Spiritual Experience?â&#x20AC;? (The Coffee Shop of Athens) An open discussion for all faiths to share spiritual experiences including dreams. 7 p.m. FREE! www.eckankar-ga.org

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 29 Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com MAMA-FIKI Local jam-influenced fusion band.

REN AND THE BEAR CRAWLERS No info available.

MOTHER FORE Local band influenced by Pink Floyd.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $7. www.georgiatheatre.com JGBCB Local musicians pay tribute to â&#x20AC;&#x153;one of the greatest cover bands of all time, The Jerry Garcia Band.â&#x20AC;?

UNIVERSAL SIGH Local progressive-funk jam band.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 SALSA CHEST Local experimental group.

LAZY MAGNET Experimental electropop group from Providence, RI. MANNY AND THE DEEPTHROATS Local experimental sound/video artist Manny Lage explores concepts in performative culture.

MALLPROWLER Analog synth-based soundscapes concocted by recent Boone, NC transplant Scott Appleby.

FREE HAND Charlie Key and John Fernandes team up for an improvheavy set.

NETHER POWERS Local sound carrier crafts a haunted house out of discarded tapes and electronics.

TOM VISIONS Post-mystical, electronic, psychedelic folk music from the artist formerly known as Tom(b) Television.

Green Room 9 p.m. $3. www.greenroomathens.com JD WILKES AND THE DIRT DAUBERS Rock and roll, blues and R&B band from Paducah, KY. THE STARLITE DEVILLES Local, passionate country-rock outfit.

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com THE WELFARE LINERS This fivepiece bluegrass unit blends classic tunes with melodic, high lonesome originals.

ADAM FAUCETT Arkansas singersongwriter and self described â&#x20AC;&#x153;folk swamp soul brotherâ&#x20AC;? who falls somewhere in between Townes Van Zandt and Otis Redding.

LOGAN BRILL Singer-songwriter from Knoxville, TN. Nowhere Bar 9 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL Fester Hagood hosts this weekly series showcasing a series of acoustic solo sets from some of the most talented singer-songwriters in town and across the country.

Wednesday 30 Blue Sky 5 p.m. FREE! 706-850-3153 VINYL WEDNESDAYS Bring your own records and spin them at the bar!

Boarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Head Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES SINGERSONGWRITER SHOWCASE Rock out every Wednesday at this open mic. Contact louisphillippelot@ yahoo.com for booking.

Caledonia Lounge 9 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com THE NEW SOUND OF NUMBERS Experimental pop and post-punk project led by Hannah Jones, visual artist and percussionist for Supercluster.

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE French electropop/techno duo that John Carpenter apparently sometimes listens to.

CULT OF RIGGONIA Experimental soundscapes with tribal, world music beats and ornate instrumentation.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 9 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com NICHOLAS MALLIS & THE BOREALIS Mallis, of Sam Sniper and Yo Soybean, strikes out on his own with â&#x20AC;&#x153;a cross between David Bowie, The Ventures, and a little bit of Neil Diamond.â&#x20AC;?

DEEP STATE Members of Little Gold and Brothers play driving, melodic guitar-rock.

DJ HOT WAX Max Wang (The Rodney Kings) spins â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s pop/soul and punk rock.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 RITVALS Loud, rumbling junk-rock band with a bad attitude.

LIVE TRANSMISSION Local Joy Division cover band. k i d s This local band plays reverbwashed garage-pop.

UNCLE DAD Local four-piece indie band with a reverb-heavy rock and roll sound.

DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta faves.

Hi-Lo Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 KARAOKE WITH THE KING Sing your guts out every Wednesday!

The Melting Point 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.meltingpointathens.com PEYTON HOWELL Acoustic singersongwriter.

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Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com MANGER Speed thrash metal “with a dash of Satan.” The band harks back to the days of NWOBHM: ripping solos and screeching vocals.

CONTROL THE DEVASTATOR Atlanta group that falls in between progressive and death metal.

SYBARITIC Melodic death and thrash-metal band from Atlanta.

WICKED KING The band says it is “a speeding train of rock that will not slow down! Hop on board or get out of the way!”

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com WAYFARER STATE Trey Yip travels the world playing narrative-driven folk and blues tunes.

BRIAN DINIZIO Guitarist and singersongwriter who plays simple, uplifting folk.

MATT TEMPLETON Local folk singer.

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The Manhattan Café 9 p.m. FREE! 706-369-9767 NIGHT OF 100 RECORDS Several local DJs, including Kurt Wood, DJ Mahogany, Jack Jiggles, Lunar Landers and Strawberry Julius, celebrate the rites of spring by spinning vinyl-only sets of rock and soul tunes.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $5 (adv.), $7 (door). www.meltingpointathens.com NORMA RAE This local four-piece plays soulful, distinctively Southern Americana.

HANNAH ALDRIDGE Muscle Shoals, AL-based Americana singersongwriter.

New Earth Athens 7 p.m. $8. www.newearthmusichall. com SINGULARITY Twenty-year-old electronic dance producer out of L.A.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com THE RODNEY KINGS Scuzzed-out local garage-punk trio.

KATËR MASS Local gritty pop-punk band “influenced by Longmont Potion Castle.”

40 Watt Club Tim for Athens! 8 p.m. $5. www.40watt. com MADELINE Bell-voiced songwriter Madeline Adams plays endearing songs of smalltown loves, hopes and other assorted torments and joys.

MATT HUDGINS Plays “songs about drinking, jail, love and death, all done in the popular ‘country and western’ musical style.”

NORMA RAE This local four-piece plays soulful, Southern Americana.

Georgia Theatre 7 p.m. SOLD OUT! www.georgiatheatre. com THE STRING CHEESE INCIDENT Critically acclaimed progressive bluegrass band from Colorado.

righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com GUMSHOE Local alt-country band led

by Andy Dixon.

Highwire Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com LIVE JAZZ Jeremy Raj is bringing together the best that Athens jazz has to offer. A trio of incredibly talented musicians play every weekend.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ THE KING One of Little Kings’ beloved staffers spins your faves, from the ‘80s to the present.

The Melting Point 8:30 p.m. $20 (adv.), $24 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com THE SWINGIN’ MEDALLIONS Perhaps best known for their 1966

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com EFREN This local band, led by vocalist Scott Low, plays rootsy, rocking Americana.

THE WOODGRAINS Local band that plays a blend of funk, rock and soul featuring three vocalists and charismatic harmonies.

JOSH PERKINS BAND This longrunning local folk-rocker leads his band.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com HAND SAND HANDS Experimental, highly psychedelic sounds from Jonathan Miller.

SPIRIT TRAMP JT Bringardner plays atmospheric electro/dream-pop.

Georgia Theatre 7 p.m. SOLD OUT! www.georgiatheatre. com THE STRING CHEESE INCIDENT / JOHN DRISKELL HOPKINS See Friday’s listing for full description

Georgia Theatre 9 p.m. $15. www.georgiatheatre.com LOOP Psychedelic British band known for its shoegazey drone-rock. See story on p. 16.

MASERATI Athens band that blends explosive dynamics with post-rock and psychedelic influences.

THE PEOPLE’S TEMPLE Psychedelic rock band from Michigan.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.

Green Room 9 p.m. $5. www.greenroomathens.com DANGFLY Local rock band featuring an all-star lineup, including Adam Payne, Shawn Johnson, Jay Rodgers, Scotty Nicholson and Adam Poulin.

CHARLIE AND THE FOXTROTS Folk-pop band from Nashville, TN. RADIO BIRDS Rock band from Atlanta.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com QUIABO DE CHAPEAU Brazilian funk ensemble out of Atlanta, bringing dancing and Carnaval to the stage.

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Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub IMMUZIKATION Celebrated local DJ Alfredo Lapuz, Jr. hosts a dance party featuring high-energy electro and rock.

TWIN POWERS Bouncy DJ Dan Geller spins the newest dance party jams and classic favorites.

DJ Z-DOG Loveable local DJ spins top 40 hits, old-school hip-hop, high-energy rock and other danceable favorites.

Max 10 p.m. 706-254-3392 SMOKEDOG Reunited after a hiatus, this local band plays noisy, burnedout rock and roll.

SPACE COKE Speed-rock band from South Carolina.

THUNDERCHIEF Local act with a West Coast punk sound influenced by classic rock.

The Melting Point 8 p.m. $15 (adv.), $20 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com RANDALL BRAMBLETT BAND This established Georgia singersongwriter’s Southern-tinged music pulls from a variety of influences.

KYSHONA ARMSTRONG Soulful singer-songwriter with a rootsy, bluesy sound.

OLD SKOOL TRIO Funk, blues, and jazz featuring Carl Lindberg on bass, Seth Hendershot on drums and Jason Fuller on keys. Playing original compositions and the music of The Funky Meters, Dr. John, War, Sly and the Family Stone, Stevie Wonder, Funkadelic and more.

40 Watt Club 9 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com SAD DADS This sort-of supergroup of unaccomplished townies shares sad and goofy DIY songs influenced

by Pavement, Captain Beefheart and more.

MONSOON Female-fronted local post-punk band that dabbles in rockabilly and new wave.

VELOCIRAPTURE Brash local experimental rock group that names Velvet Underground and Stooges among its influences.

STRAYS French garage-pop-inspired band featuring members of Velocirapture.

WOODFANGS Loud, psychedelic, guitar-driven rock.

Georgia Bar 11 p.m. FREE! 706-546-9884 THE FORGE Local DJ collective BeatmatchedHearts presents this EDM showcase featuring a rotating cast of DJs.

to offer. A trio of incredibly talented musicians play to a great crowd every weekend.

The National Tres de Mayo Dance Party. 11 p.m.

FREE! www.thenationalrestaurant. com IMMUZIKATION Celebrated local DJ Alfredo Lapuz, Jr. hosts a dance party featuring high-energy electro and rock.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THOSE CATS High-energy sevenpiece soul and funk powerhouse from Statesboro.

Cherry Royale plays the Georgia Theatre on Tuesday, May 6.

MUTRIX Former metal guitarist dipping his toes in EDM. THE FRESHTONES Athens-based “improg” act.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THE ENDS Funky rock band from Burlington, NC. Troubadour Bar & Grill 8 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8188 KARAOKE Sing your heart out!

Walker’s Coffee & Pub 9 p.m. FREE! 706-543-1433 KARAOKE Every Thursday!

Friday 2 Caledonia Lounge 10 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com THE POWDER ROOM Local heavyweight trio of Gene Woolfolk, Aaron Sims and Bubba McDonald playing noisy “ramp-rock.” This is their album release show. See story on p. 14.

MOTHERFUCKER Hard-hitting local band featuring former members of Incendiaries.

PALE PROPHET Local black metalinfluenced hardcore band.

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JOHN DRISKELL HOPKINS Singersongwriter known for working and touring with the Zac Brown Band.

On the Rooftop. 11 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com THE HEAVY PETS R&B rock band known for its energized live performances.

Go Bar 6 p.m. 706-546-5609 DIP Electronically composed, overthe-top pop music with hip hop vocal delivery. The band humorously and compulsively mentions “dip” in every song.

GOBBY Harlem, NY-based underground vaporwave and techno producer.

COTTONMOUTH Local group featuring members of Pretty Bird and Muuy Biien. Expect lots of fuzzy, heavy drums and bass.

KISSING BOOTH New project from Erin Lovett and Patrick Brick.

SNARE PILLOW No info available.

BOYFRIEND Experimental hip hop artist from New Orleans.

SEX PARTY New Orleans-based punk/hip hop trio.

DJ TAINT Xander Witt of Muuy Biien spins new wave, post-punk and goth.

DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul,

hit “Double Shot (of My Baby’s Love),” today the Medallions are made up of children or other relatives of the original lineup and bill themselves as “the party band of the South.”

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 SUMILAN Technically proficient musicians playing prog jam rock.

The Office Lounge 6 p.m. 706-546-0840 REV. CONNER MACK TRIBBLE Newly relocated back to his old stomping grounds of Athens, Tribble is a Georgia rock and roll fixture.

The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

Saturday 3 Bishop Park Athens Farmers Market. 8 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net PAUL LOMBARD Local blues singer.

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WHISPER CHARLIE Members of Whisper Kiss and Cosmic Charlie team up. (10 a.m.)

On the Rooftop. 11 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com REVEREND Steeped in the heritage of strong guitar leads, powerful vocals and a pocket rhythm section, this local rock ensemble plays a bluesy Southern style with jazz and jaminspired sounds.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 U*S*A Local experimental rock band.

LAS POLLITAS No info available.

DJ HOT WAX Max Wang (The Rodney Kings) spins ‘60s pop/soul and punk rock.

Green Room 11 p.m. www.greenroomathens.com LINGO Jam band featuring heavy guitar melodies, African and Latin grooves, old-school funk and fusion.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com FAMOUS AND HONEY No info available.

ALEX YOUNG Singer-songwriter from Washington, D.C. Highwire Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com LIVE JAZZ Jeremy Raj is bringing together the best that Athens jazz has

The Office Lounge 10 p.m. 706-546-0840 REV. CONNER MACK TRIBBLE Newly relocated back to his old stomping grounds of Athens, Tribble is a Georgia rock and roll fixture.

Stonewall’s 11 p.m. www.facebook.com/stoneybaloneys WEAVER D’S FUNK REVIVAL Local funk-rock that is dedicated to the local soul food restaurant, Weaver D’s Fine Foods.

Sunday 4 Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com MARY BRAGG Americana singersongwriter from rural Georgia who has spent time in the Brooklyn and Nashville scenes.

CARL ANDERSON Singer-songwriter from Charlottesville, VA. The Melting Point 8 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10 (door). www. meltingpointathens.com BEAR HANDS High-powered and confident indie rock band from Brooklyn. See Calendar Pick on p. 18.

DANA SWIMMER Local band playing a garage rock montage of sweet, soulful undertones.

Monday 5 Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. $5. www.flickertheatreandbar. com GOBBY Harlem, NY-based underground vaporwave and techno producer.

GINKO Edgar Lopezâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fuzzy hip hop project.

MANS TRASH Solo project from Mercer West (Bubbly Mommy Gun).

MICHAEL COLLINS A former member of Brooklyn psych outfit Prince Rama, Collins plays new ageinspired electronica.

40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $15. www.40watt.com M. WARD Big-time folk singer-songwriter that is the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Himâ&#x20AC;? in She & Him (and, to a lesser extent, the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Folkâ&#x20AC;? in Monsters of Folk).

MOUNT MORIAH Contemporary North Carolina-based alt-folk trio pushing against tradition. See story on p. 15.

Georgia Theatre Americana Mondays. On the Rooftop. 7 p.m. FREE! www.georgiatheatre.com KEN WILL MORTON With his gritty, soulful rasp, Morton trudges through Americanaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s roots with rock and roll swagger and a folksingerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s heart.

Big C. Expect lots of soulful riffs, covers and originals.

Tlaloc El Mexicano Restaurant 2 p.m. FREE! 706-613-9301 SINKY DEY MAYO MOOSE SACK FEST A smattering of experimental-leaning music to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, featuring ChamberMusic, Dip, Gobby, Wild of Night, Mothers, Manny and the Deepthroats, Half Acid, Cult of Riggonia, Las Poyitas, Lavender Holyfield, Michael Collins, David B. Greenberg, Coombsbot, Distant Planet, Lip Generation, The Clutching Dream and Harmoos. See Calendar Pick on p. 18.

Tuesday 6 Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $7 (18-20). www. caledonialounge.com NURTURE Local post-hardcore trio featuring screamed vocals, chunky guitar and explosive rhythms. See Calendar Pick on p. 18.

ANTPILE Melodic local post-hardcore band.

SCOOTERBABE New local noise-pop group.

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $10. www.georgiatheatre.com DUBCONSCIOUS The local dub, reggae and bass collective returns.

VELOCIRAPTURE Brash local experimental rock group that names Velvet Underground and Stooges among its influences.

DJ RAUNCH No information available.

The Melting Point Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. meltingpointathens.com MANMADE MOUNTAINS Local modern-folk crew drawing inspiration from groups like The Avett Brothers.

CANDID COAL PEOPLE Local footstomping dance-folk group.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 DJ HOT WAX Max Wang (The Rodney Kings) spins â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;60s pop/soul and punk rock.

Green Room 9 p.m. $5. www.greenroomathens.com ADRON The strong, fluttering voice of Atlantaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Adrienne McCann meanders through her blend of mellow Tropicalia and low-key jazz.

SPACE TRUCKS Afro-kraut-beat ensemble led by Bryan Poole (The Late B.P. Helium, Elf Power).

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HANNAH ZALE Vocalist for Boomfox performs a solo set.

CARLY GIBSON Atlanta-based singer-songwriter.

Blue Sky 5 p.m. FREE! 706-850-3153 VINYL WEDNESDAYS Bring your own records and spin them at the bar!

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 THE OTHER BROTHERS BAND Allman Brothers tribute band from Athens and Statesboro.

New Earth Athens 8 p.m. $5. www.newearthmusichall. com CADAVER DOGS Very high energy â&#x20AC;&#x153;psychoactiveâ&#x20AC;? rock and roll from Ohio.

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MONKEYGRASS JUG BAND Local roots music crew.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 GOPEN MIC NIGHT Every Monday, show off your skills. Organizers welcome â&#x20AC;&#x153;singers, writers, films, jokers, weirdoes, players, magic, noodlers, doodlers, idea guys, fake TED talkersâ&#x20AC;? and more.

Hendershotâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com OPEN MIC Showcase your talent at this open mic night every Monday.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-4742 BLUES NIGHT WITH BIG C Nobody in Athens sings the blues quite like

CHERRY ROYALE Psychedelic funk and soul-inspired rock band from Atlanta.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 HUMMINGBIRD No information available.

CABBAGE LOOPER â&#x20AC;&#x153;Old school funk, soul and jazz meet todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fun hip-hop.â&#x20AC;?

THE ELECTRIC NATURE Psychrock/electro duo from Athens.

TOM VISIONS Post-mystical, electronic, psychedelic folk music from the artist formerly known as Tom(b) Television.

Green Room 10 p.m. www.greenroomathens.com LOW CUT CONNIE Rock and roll band with members from Philadelphia, New York and the UK.

Boarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Head Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES SINGERSONGWRITER SHOWCASE Rock out every Wednesday at this open mic. Contact louisphillippelot@ yahoo.com for booking.

The Office Lounge 9 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE See Wednesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s listing for full description

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar. com THE DRY HUMPS Local heavy noise trio.

LIQUIVORE Goth-rock group made up of people with clever pseudonyms like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jenny Side.â&#x20AC;?

5/8 EMILY KOPP / CONNOR PLEDGER / JAMESON ELDER (The Melting Point) 5/8 THE MANTRAS / MAMAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S LOVE (New Earth Athens) 5/9 UP YOUR ATHENS PUNK/SKA FEST (Caledonia Lounge) 5/9 THE SWANK / THE HEAP (40 Watt Club) 5/9 JAMEY JOHNSON / CHRIS HENNESSEE (Georgia Theatre) 5/9 MOTHERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FINEST / GURUFISH (The Melting Point) 5/9 BETSY FRANCK (Nowhere Bar) 5/10 THE HEAP (Blind Pig Tavern)

Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $12. www.georgiatheatre.com JEFF AUSTIN Mandolinist from Yonder Mountain String Band known and celebrated for his skill and improvisation on the stage.

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ART Call for Artists (Multiple Locations) AthensHasArt! has spaces of various sizes and shapes around town in which to display artwork, including Artiniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Art Lounge which offers space for performances as well. aha.athenshasart@gmail. com, www.athenshasart.com Call for Artists (Margo Sterling Silver) New shelves are up for local artists to display and sell their art.

There is no cost to use the space, but the shop keeps a percentage of the profits. 706-372-1462 Call for Artists (Amici) Currently accepting artists for the spring lineup. Email samples of work to ryan.myers@amici-cafe.com

AUDITIONS Bye Bye Birdie (Elbert Theatre, Elberton) Those wishing to audition should come prepared to sing a short song selection a capella and read excerpts from the script. Have an idea of evening and weekend availability during the months of June through September. May 5â&#x20AC;&#x201C;6, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. www.elberttheatre.com

CLASSES Aikido (Thrive) Aikido is a Japanese martial art that practitioners can use to defend themselves while also protecting their attacker from injury.

Mondays through May 19, 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. $14/drop-in. $50/six classes. www. thrivespace.net, www.aikidocenterof athens.com Bikram Hot Yoga (Bikram Yoga Athens) Classes in hot yoga are offered seven days a week.

Beginners welcome. 706-353-9642, www.bikramathens.com Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly â&#x20AC;&#x153;Try Clayâ&#x20AC;? classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wheel every Friday from 7â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Try Clayâ&#x20AC;? classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www. gooddirt.net Dance Classes (Dancefx) Classes offered in salsa, creative movement, ballet, tap, jazz, hip hop, breakdance, acrobatics, cheer dance and more.

Register online. 706-355-3078, www.dancefx.org Dance Classes (Floorspace) Sulukule Bellydance presents classes in bellydancing, Bollywood dance, theatrical â&#x20AC;&#x153;bellyesque,â&#x20AC;? and Middle Eastern drumming. www. floorspaceathens.com Gentle Chair Yoga (Healing Arts Centre) This chair based class provides access to the postures in a way that lets the body relax into them.

Wednesdays 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 p.m. 706-6131143, www.healingartscentre.net Letterpress & More (Smokey Road Press) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day Card & Gift Printing Workshop.â&#x20AC;? May 2. $85. â&#x20AC;&#x153;An Evening of Paper and Pork.â&#x20AC;? May 30, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. $95. www. smokeyroadpress.com Mac Workshops (PeachMac) Frequent introductionary courses. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Intro to iPad.â&#x20AC;? Apr. 30 & May 7, 17, 21, 26 & 31. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Intro to Mac.â&#x20AC;? May 3, 10, 14, 24 & 28. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Intro to iPhoto.â&#x20AC;?

May 5 & 19. See website for schedule. FREE! 706-208-9990, www. peachmac.com/workshops Martial Arts Classes (Live Oak Martial Arts, Bogart) Traditional and modern-style Taekwondo, selfdefense, grappling and weapons classes for all ages. www.liveoak martialarts.com

Printmaking Workshops (Double Dutch Press) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Stampmaking.â&#x20AC;? May 1, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. $35. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Multicolor Reductive Woodcut.â&#x20AC;? May 7, 14 & 21, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m. $85.â&#x20AC;?Tea Towels! One Color Screenprinting.â&#x20AC;? May 10, 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;6 p.m. $50. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Posters! Two Color Screenprinting.â&#x20AC;? May 24, 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 p.m. & May 31, 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4:30 p.m. $75. See website for full descriptions. www.doubledutchpress.com Quilting (Sewcial Studio) Quilting classes for beginner to advanced students cover both traditional and modern projects. 706-247-6143, www.sewcialstudio.com Salsa Classes (Dancefx) Learn how to salsa dance. No partner required. Wednesdays, 7:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8:15 p.m. (beginner), 8:15â&#x20AC;&#x201C;9 p.m. (intermediate and advanced). natalie@ dancefx.org, www.dancefx.org Sunday Morning Pilates (Thrive) With instructor Lisa Yaconelli. Every Sunday, 9â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10 a.m.

706-850-2000, www.thrivespace.net Tai Chi (Thrive) This class aims to provide a strong foundation of alignment of posture, relaxation, opening of energy centers and energy circulation. Wednesdays, 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;7:30 p.m. $14/drop-in, $60/five classes. 706850-2000, www.thrivespace.net Yoga Teacher Training (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) A year-long study for those who wish to deepen their practice and teach yoga. Begins in May. www.athensfivepointsyoga. com/teachertraining.html Yoga for Musicians (Healing Arts Centre) (Sangha Yoga Studio) This class is designed to meet the unique needs of musicians by preventing or rehabilitating performance-related injuries and reducing anxiety. Tuesdays, 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;4 p.m. $5 suggested donation. www. healingartscentre.net

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;Of the Undiscoveredâ&#x20AC;? by Adelina Simeonova is included in the group show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spectrum,â&#x20AC;? currently on display at Highwire Lounge. A closing reception will be held Wednesday, May 7 from 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m.

HELP OUT Adopt-a-Mom for Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day (The Ark United Ministry Outreach Center) The Ark has launched an initiative in partnership with Iris Place to honor moms who may otherwise be forgotten on Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day. Real moms in need of TLC can be adopted throughout the month of April. $25/mom. www. athensark.org/adopt-a-mom American Veterans (Athens, GA) Drive VA furnished vehicles to transport vets living with disabilities to local clinics and Augusta hospitals. Weekdays, 8 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m., once or twice a month. Call Roger, 706-202-0587 Call for Volunteers (Downtown Athens) The Athens Human Rights Festival is looking for volunteers to help with stage building, the childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s area and midnight clean up. 706-202-9169, www. athenshumanrightsfest.org Donate Blood Give the gift of blood! Check website for donor locations. 1-800-RED CROSS, www.redcrossblood.org HandsOn Northeast Georgia (Athens, GA) HandsOn NEGA is a project of Community Connection of Northeast Georgia that assists volunteers in finding flexible service opportunities at various organizations. Over 130 local agencies seek help with ongoing projects and special short-term events. Visit the website for a calendar and to register. www.handsonnortheastgeorgia.com

KIDSTUFF ACC Summer Camps (Various Locations) Athens-Clarke County Leisure Services offers camps in

theater performance, gymnastics, tennis, British soccer, cheerleading, skating, art and more. Visit website for dates and details. 706-613-3589, www.athensclarkecounty.com/camps Craft Classes (Treehouse Kid and Craft) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Baby Sensory Classâ&#x20AC;? for ages 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;24 months (Wednesdays, 10 a.m. & Saturdays, 11 a.m.), â&#x20AC;&#x153;We Craftâ&#x20AC;? for ages 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;3 (Thursdays & Saturdays, 10 a.m.), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Craft Clubâ&#x20AC;? for ages 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 (Thursdays, 4 p.m.), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Craft Clubâ&#x20AC;? for ages 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;10 (Wednesdays, 4 p.m.), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Crafterdaysâ&#x20AC;? for ages 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 (Saturdays, 12 p.m.). â&#x20AC;&#x153;Craft Inc.â&#x20AC;? for ages 9â&#x20AC;&#x201C;14 (Fridays, 4:30 p.m.). $10/ class. www.treehousekidandcraft. com Dungeons & Dragons Summer Day Camp (Waseca Montessori School) Campers will use imagination, creativity and teamwork to explore fantastic game worlds through tabletop role-playing games. For ages 11â&#x20AC;&#x201C;16. Weekly sessions begin May 19 and run through July 28, 8:30 a.m.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;5 p.m. $165/ week. athensrpgcamp@gmail.com, www.athensrpgcamp.com New Moon Summer Adventure Camp (Athens, GA) Now accepting registration for a summer camp that travels to different locations daily. Activities include hiking, swimming and boating as well as trips to museums, zoos and farms. Fee includes all activities and travel expenses. For ages 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;12.

Weeks of June 16 & 23 and July 14 & 21. $175/wk. 706-310-0013 Summer Camps (Good Dirt) Now enrolling for pottery camps in clay sculpting, wheel throwing and glass fusing. For ages 4â&#x20AC;&#x201C;18. Camps begin May 19. www.gooddirt.net Summer Camps (Treehouse Kid and Craft) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Craft Inc. Business Camp,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dr. Seuss 3D Building Camp,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Drawing, Printing and Zine

Camp,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fairy Camp,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Outer Space Camp,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Stop Motion Animation Campâ&#x20AC;? and more. Check website for full descriptions and dates. www. treehousekidandcraft.com Summer Theater Camps (Athens Little Playhouse) Camps focusing on improvisation, games and problem solving. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Who Dunnit?

Campâ&#x20AC;? runs June 2â&#x20AC;&#x201C;6. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mother Goose Campâ&#x20AC;? runs June 9â&#x20AC;&#x201C;13. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Shakespeareâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Comedy Campâ&#x20AC;? runs June 16â&#x20AC;&#x201C;20. Visit website for registration form. www.athenslittleplay house.net Swim School (Bishop Park & Lay Park) Swim school is for children three years and older. Multiple sessions available. $33â&#x20AC;&#x201C;50. accaquatics@athensclarkecounty.com, www. athensclarkecounty.com/aquatics

SUPPORT Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. 706-389-4164, www.athensaa.org Domestic Violence Support Group (Athens, GA) Support, healing and dinner for survivors of domestic violence. Tuesdays, 6â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m., in Clarke County. First and third Mondays, 6:30â&#x20AC;&#x201C;8 p.m., in Madison County. Child care provided. 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 National Alliance of the Mentally Ill (Central Presbyterian Church) Family and consumer support groups are held every Monday at 7 p.m. FREE! athensnami@yahoo.com Project Safe Emotional Abuse Support Group (Athens, GA) Demeaning behavior and hateful words can be just as

harmful as punches and kicks. Child care provided. Call for location.

Every Wednesday, 6:30–8 p.m.

FREE! 706-543-3331 (hotline), 706-613-3357, ext. 771 Reiki (ARMC Loran Smith Center for Cancer Support) Experience the healing energy of Reiki, an ancient form of healing touch used for stress reduction and relaxation. For cancer patients, their families and caregivers. Call for an appointment.

Wednesdays, 6 p.m. & 7 p.m. FREE! 706-475-4900

ON THE STREET Compost Sale (ACC Landfill) Start a flowerbed or replenish the soils in your yard. May 5–10, 8 a.m.–3 p.m. $6/cubic yard. www.athensclarke county.com EJC Hoops for Success (Lay Park) The Economic Justice Coalition is hosting a three-on-three basketball tournament May 17 and is currently seeking players and sponsors. Age divisions are 12–16,

ART AROUND TOWN ALWAYS BAKED GOODIES (723 Baxter St.) Colorful abstract paintings by Maria Nissan.

AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Photography by Ryan Myers. Through May. ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) Paintings by Mary Porter, Greg Benson, Dortha Jacobson and others. Art quilts by Elizabeth Barton and handmade jewelry by various artists.

ARTINI’S ART LOUNGE (296 W. Broad St.) Curated

by AthensHasArt!, “Enchantment” includes drawings

by Margaret Schreiber, photography by Michelle Norris and paintings by Cameron Bliss. Through mid-May. ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (1011B Industrial Blvd., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass.

ATHENS ACADEMY (1281 Spartan Lane) “Steffen Thomas: A Retrospective” features over 50 pieces by the German-American expressionist. Through May. ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) “INTERIOR/EXTERIOR: Structural Constellations” is an installation by Vespucci, a collective between Cody VanderKaay and Rusty Wallace. Through May 4.

BIG CITY BREAD (393 N. Finley St.) Photography by James Calemine. Through May. CINÉ BARCAFÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) Artwork by Claire Clements and Robert Clements. Through May 6.

THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Terrain: Painting the South” features landscape paintings by June Ball, Andy Cherewick, Robert Clements and Philip Juras. Through Sept. 15. • “Home” features works by Melissa Harshman, Mary Porter and Jeffrey Whittle. Through Sept. 15.

EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Mixed media works by Greg Harmon.

FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 14 artists, the gallery exhibits paintings, sculpture, folk art, ceramics and fine furniture. Permanent collection artists include Larry Hamilton, Cheri Wranosky, Chris Hubbard and more. • “Why We Love Birds” features the works of Leigh Ellis and Peter Loose. Through April.

FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by Anne Yarbrough. Through May. FRONTIER UPFRONT GALLERY (193 E. Clayton St.) Artwork by Heidi Hensley. Through mid-May. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Master of Fine Arts Degree Candidates Exhibition.” Through May 4. • “Selections in the Decorative Arts.” Through June 29. • Strata #4 by Quayola is an immersive video installation that reworks classical masterworks into contemporary abstractions. Through June 20. • Tristan Perich’s “Machine Drawing” will create itself over the course of six months. Through Sept. 21.

THE GEORGIA THEATRE (215 N. Lumpkin St.) My Athens presents a gallery full of Instagram photos taken of the Classic City. Through May. THE GRIT (199 Prince Ave.) Artwork by Nina Barnes.

Through May 11.

HEIRLOOM CAFE AND FRESH MARKET (815 N. Chase St.) Works by the Athens Plein Aire Artists.

Through June.

HENDERSHOT’S COFFEE BAR (237 Prince Ave.) Images by Bob Brussack and Caoimhe Nace. Through May. HIGHWIRE LOUNGE (296 N. Hull St.) “Spectrum” features paintings by Rachel Glaze, Lydia Hunt, Carlie Ivie, Hena Jang, Nicole Moran, Taylor Scott, Adelina Simeonova, Rae Wiltshire and Nicole Yackley.

Closing reception May 7.

GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Living Room” includes works that consider the home environment by Benjamin Britton, Patrick Brien, Andy Cherewick, Rachel Cox, Brock Gordon, Emily

17–24, 24–35 and 35 & up. Cash prizes. Email for registration information. $45/team. hoopsforsuccess @gmail.com Sprockets International Music Video Festival (Athens, GA) Sprockets is now accepting submissions of music videos to be screened at the Georgia Music Video Show (July 18 at Ciné) and Sprockets International Music Video Show (July 19 at the 40 Watt Club).

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Hadland, Carol John and Erin McIntosh. Through June 15.

JITTERY JOE’S EASTSIDE (1860 Barnett Shoals Rd.) “Leftover Wrestlers and Other Old Paintings” by Dan Smith.

LAMAR DODD SCHOOL OF ART (270 River Rd.) “BFA Exit III.” On display May 2–9. Closing reception May 9.

LAST RESORT GRILL (174 Clayton St.) “Kitchensink” includes custom frames, assorted art and photography created by Brittny Teree and Arkhive Art & Frame.

Through May 4.

LEATHERS BUILDING (675 Pulaski St.) Works by Andy Cherewick. Through summer.

LOFT GALLERY AT CHOPS & HOPS (2 S. Main St., Watkinsville) “All Hail the Coming of Another Spring” features large acrylic paintings, collages and assemblages by Charley Seagraves. Through May 15.

LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) The 39th Juried Exhibition features 128 pieces by different artists. Through May 3.

MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) “Three Paths” exhibits works

by Don Cooper that were influenced by his studies, observations and experimentations while traveling through Asia. Through Aug. 17.

MAMA BIRD’S GRANOLA (909 E. Broad St.) Artwork

by Cameron Bliss Ferrelle, Bob Brussack, Caoimhe Nace, James Fields, Barbara Bendzunas and Annette Paskiewicz.

MAMA’S BOY (197 Oak St.) Artwork by David Hough.

Through May. MINI GALLERY (261 W. Washington St.) “Follow the White Rabbit” features bunny-inspired works by 13 artists. Through June 5.

OCONEE CULTURAL ARTS FOUNDATION (OCAF) (34 School St., Watkinsville) In the Main Gallery, the 19th annual “Southworks Juried Art Exhibit” includes works by 74 artists. Through May 9. • In the Members Gallery, “Clay and Drawings: Ron Meyers and Rich Panico.” Through May 9.

OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd.) Wildlife photography by Karl Enter.

Through May. REPUBLIC SALON (312 E. Broad St.) The paintings of Cody Murray explore the duality of man.

RICHARD B. RUSSELL JR. SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARIES (300 S. Hull St.) “ARTifacts Rock Athens: Relics from the Athens Music Scene, 1975–1985.) Opening reception May 1. • “Choosing to Participate” contains 11 posters presenting the experiences of individuals and communities. May 2–Aug. 30.

SANDY CREEK NATURE CENTER (205 Old Commerce Rd.) “GreenFest Art, Photography, and Photo Exhibition” includes creations by children.

Through May 6.

SEWCIAL STUDIO (160 Tracy St.) Hand-dyed art quilts by Anita Heady. Rust and over-dyed fabric on canvas by Bill Heady.

THE SURGERY CENTER (2142 W. Broad St.) Paintings by Susie Burch. Through May. TECH STOP COMPUTERS (1860 Barnett Shoals Rd.) Abstract and highly-textured paintings by Frances Jemini. Through July.

TECH STOP COMPUTERS (3690 Atlanta Hwy.) Abstract acrylic paintings and works made from reused and found materials by Frances Jemini. Through July.

UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST FELLOWSHIP OF ATHENS (780 Timothy Rd.) The Athens Plein Aire Artists draw inspiration from landscapes, woods and meadows to create paintings, photographs and sculptures. Through May. VIVA! ARGENTINE CUISINE (247 Prince Ave.) Artwork by Rita Rogers Marks and Amanda Stevens.

WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) Vintage art curated by Dynamite Clothing. Through May. THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 N. Hull St.) Whimsical character illustrations by Leslie Dallion. Through May.

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AC, gas heat, no pets. $550/mo.

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2BR/1BA House. 285 Savannah Ave. CHAC, W/D. Call (678) 6987613.

3BR/2BA house in Green Acres.

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3 or 4BR/3BA house w/ HWflrs. lg. front porch. Big yd. and deck.

W/D, DW, all electric. Dogs okay.

Near Waffle House. $1150/mo.

136 Grove Street. Boulevard Property Management (706) 5489797 3BR/1.5BA 135 Garden Ct. $870/mo. 3BR/1BA 2535 Bar nett Shoals. $850/ mo. Call for appointments ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 8 - 9 7 9 7 o r w w w. boulevardpropertymanagement. com 4BR house available Fall. 130 Appleby Drive, near Dwntwn. 2 Master suites. Like new. $1600/ mo. Call Owner/Broker Herbert Bond Realty & Investment (706) 224-8002.

4BR Home for rent close to Dwntn. Lg. yd. Walking distance to campus, HWflrs., tile. Avail.

Fall. $1700/mo. (706) 410-0303 5BR/3BA Cottage available for Fall 2014. Great living area and spacious bedrooms. Large back deck. On bus line. $299/mo. per person ($1495/mo. total) (706) 395-1400.

5 Pts. off Baxter St. 4BR/2BA, $1200/mo. 5 Pts. off Lumpkin. 2 story condo, 2BR/2.5BA, $650/ mo. Call McWaters Realty, (706) 353-2700, (706) 540-1529 5BR/1BA house ($1000/mo.)

CHAC, W/D. 12 ft. celings, HWflrs. Need handyman to work off rent. 353 Oak St. Walk to UGA. (706) 548-4819, (706) 319-1846.

6BR/2BA charming & spacious 100 year old Oconee County farmhouse. CHAC, DW, W/D, front porch, 2 back decks, huge yard, pets OK. $1500/ m o . ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 8 - 9 7 9 7 , w w w. boulevardpropertymanagement. com Avail. June 1. 110 Whitehall Rd. 2BR/1BA w/ large office. HVAC. W/D hookups. Fenced yd. Pets OK w/ deposit. $800/mo. Call Dorian at (706) 340-7136.

Beautiful country home!

2BR/2BA on 22 acres. Trails, creek, pond. 20 mi. east of Athens. Artist-designed, sunny, open, rustic house. CHAC, W/D, great for pets. $650/mo. Rose, (706) 540-5979.

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Large 3,000 sf. townhome available for Fall 2014.

3-5BR/4BA, $1300/mo. W/D, trash & pest control included, pet friendly. (706) 395-1400 Pre-leasing 1 & 2BR houses available August in the best neighborhood in town. $695– 1150/mo. (706) 548-9797.www. boulevardpropertymanagement. com

Yard Sales Moving Sale Fri., May 2 & Sat., May 3. Starts at 8 a.m. 222 Center Church Rd., Stephens, GA. All household items and appliances, y a rd e q u i p m e n t a n d t o o l s , antiques, 1996 Towncar, vintage clothes and more. Everything in excellent condition and must go.

Music Equipment Nuçi’s Space needs your old instruments & music gear! All donations are tax-deductible. Call (706) 227-1515 or come by Nuçi’s Space, 396 Oconee St.

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Athens School of Music.

I n s t r u c t i o n i n g u i t a r, b a s s , drums, piano, voice, brass, woodwinds, strings, banjo, mandolin, fiddle & more. From beginner to expert. Instrument r e p a i r s a v a i l . V i s i t w w w.

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W e d d i n g b a n d s . Q u a l i t y, professional bands. Weddings, parties. Rock, jazz, etc. Call Classic City Entertainment. ( 7 0 6 ) 5 4 9 - 1 5 6 7 . w w w. classiccityentertainment.com.

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Archipelago Antiques 24 years of antique and retro art, furnishings, religiosa and unique, decorative treasures of the past.

1676 S. Lumpkin St. (706) 3544297.

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Affordable! The ultimate store! Specializing in retro everything: antiques, furniture, clothes, bikes, records & players!

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Modern Age is hiring again! PT/ FT positions avail. Bring resumes into Modern Age. No phone calls.

UGA’s Georgia Center is hiring b a n q u e t s e r v e r s . Multiple shifts avail. starting at 6 a.m. Free meal w/ each shift. Email resumes to kcona@uga.edu.

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werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t close friends. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really have romantic feelings for him, and nothing has ever happened between us, but I have always had the feeling that he wanted something to.

We both went away to college, which should have naturally ended our sort-of friendship. But now, whenever thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a school breakâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Thanksgiving, spring break, summer, whateverâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;he calls or emails me asking to go out to lunch, dinner, a movie or something. I went a few times, but these all feel like dates, which I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to do with him. He always invites me; he always pays; he always compliments the way I look or something, and I just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to hang out with him anymore. The problem is, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very persistent, and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to be rude. When he asks me to lunch or whatever, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve tried saying, nicely, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oh, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really busy this break, and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have time,â&#x20AC;? but he just keeps at it. Once he even said to me, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I just want to see you; I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t care when we go out. We can have lunch at two in the morning if thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the only time youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re free.â&#x20AC;? What do I say to that?

Once, a while ago, I got up the nerve to tell him that I had the impression that he wanted to be more than friends and that I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel that way and I had a boyfriend, so I was reluctant to spend time with him. He came back with, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I just want to be as good friends as you want us to be. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t care that you have a boyfriend. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always had a boyfriend.â&#x20AC;? How do I tell him â&#x20AC;&#x153;no thank youâ&#x20AC;? without being rude?

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Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re absolutely right. You and your wife will end up doing all the dog care, unless you insist that your kids become responsible before you get the dog. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s how you do that and avoid doing all the work yourself.

Tell the kids youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re willing to consider getting a dog, but that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll need help caring for it. They will swear up and down that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll help. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll promise things they canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t possibly do: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll walk it five miles every day; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll play with it for three hours each night; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll teach it to pick up its own toys. Ignore those promises and tell them exactly what you want them to do each day: the 11-year-old will feed the dog twice a day, and the 13-year-old will walk it once (or twice) a day. Then, you show them a calendar with boxes for the next 30 days. Your kids must do these dog chores, without a dog, for the next 30 days.

Every morning, somebody puts a bowl of water on the floor and changes it in the afternoon.

Every day, somebody picks up a People, especially women, leash, goes outside and walks are socialized to be â&#x20AC;&#x153;nice.â&#x20AC;? around the block. No exceptions.

Often, â&#x20AC;&#x153;niceâ&#x20AC;? is misrepresented When your kids complete as â&#x20AC;&#x153;agreeableâ&#x20AC;? or â&#x20AC;&#x153;not permitted their dog chores, they put an x to say â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;no thank youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; without an on the calendar. If they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t external reason.â&#x20AC;? But thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not do it, or donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it to your what â&#x20AC;&#x153;niceâ&#x20AC;? is. And if it were, satisfaction (like they forget â&#x20AC;&#x153;niceâ&#x20AC;? wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be worth strivto feed the dog until 11 p.m. ing for. or step outside and come right The flip side of this â&#x20AC;&#x153;niceâ&#x20AC;? back in instead of doing the business is that when someone, whole walk), they leave that day like this guy, asks you out, and blank. Do not push them to do you say â&#x20AC;&#x153;no,â&#x20AC;? there exists this these chores. You can remind air of, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your problem? I them gently, but donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t force was just being nice.â&#x20AC;? And this them. And, under no circumdynamic creates some problems. stances should you excuse them The way the social contract or do the chores for them. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s usually works is someone asks raining? Put on a raincoat and you out, you say â&#x20AC;&#x153;noâ&#x20AC;? indirectly walk the dog. You want to go by saying youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re too busy, to a friendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s house after school? advice@flagpole.com or the asker hears your rejection Come home and feed the dog and moves on. In refusing to first. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make any threats or flagpole.com/getadvice acknowledge your implied â&#x20AC;&#x153;no,â&#x20AC;? promises about dog ownership this guy is taking advantage of during this 30-day test run. If the fact that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not really allowed to directly say â&#x20AC;&#x153;no.â&#x20AC;? Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s they get angry or bored or fail to do these chores, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say a forcing you not to be â&#x20AC;&#x153;nice.â&#x20AC;? And so be it. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let yourself be word; just make sure they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t put an x on the calendar. forced.

If you get 30 xâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in 30 days, you can talk about adopting a The next time he asks you out, you can say â&#x20AC;&#x153;no thank youâ&#x20AC;? dog, with the understanding that they will have to continue and not offer a reason. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re too busy or tired, to do these things indefinitely. If they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have 30 xâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, tell because that gives him an avenue to try again, and heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s demthem you can see that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not quite ready for a dog and, onstrated that he will. Just say â&#x20AC;&#x153;no thank you.â&#x20AC;? It will absoif they ask again in six months, you can try the 30-day experilutely feel awkward, because youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not usually allowed to say ment again. â&#x20AC;&#x153;noâ&#x20AC;? so directly, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the best way to go. Practice saying This system is intended to train you as much as it does it ahead of time. When the time comes, imagine that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re your kids. You have to be exacting about the chores and pardeclining a cup of coffee or something else inconsequential ticular about the xâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. You also must absolutely resist the urge that you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really want. (Yes, I know, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a human being, to excuse your kids from these chores, unless they land in the not a drink. The purpose of this is to help you achieve the tone hospital. And if they land in the hospital, their first question and delivery you need.) better be: Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to walk the dog? Lastly, you must resist Or, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re lucky, the next invitation will come via email, the urge to look at a calendar half full of xâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Well, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in which case you just email back â&#x20AC;&#x153;no thank you.â&#x20AC;? Regardless going to have to do better when we actually get a dogâ&#x20AC;?, then of how he asks you out, your response is the same. And you go ahead and get a dog anyway. If they canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take care of an imaginary dog, they wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take care of a real dog. In short, you offer that response once, and then you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t interact with him anymore. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t respond to any further calls, emails or texts. have to be willing to say â&#x20AC;&#x153;no,â&#x20AC;? or at least â&#x20AC;&#x153;not now.â&#x20AC;?

The clearest way to let him know you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to interact with him anymore is to stop interacting with him. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the real way to be nice.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a junior in college, and my problem is with a guy. We went to high school together and knew each other, but we Rhonda advice@flagpole.com

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