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Everybody needs to get out of Athens every once in a while. For summer day trip ideas, including SunTrust Park, see p. 6–8.

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By Blake Aued news@flagpole.com In his new book The Potlikker Papers: A Food History of the Modern South, John T. Edge rehashes the story of Lemuel Penn, a black Army officer driving from Fort Benning to Washington, DC who was followed from Athens to Madison County in 1964 and shot to death by local Klansmen afraid he intended to test the recently passed Civil Rights Act banning discrimination on the basis of race at “public accommodations” like bars and restaurants.

Those Klansmen had been hanging out that night at the Open House, a restaurant run by Herbert and Blanche Guest. The former was charged with but never convicted of violating Penn’s civil rights; the latter was a member of the KKK’s ladies’ auxiliary.

As a UGA undergraduate in the 1980s, Edge recalls warding off hangovers with greasy post-party breakfasts at the Open House: “At her counter, with a couple of sausage patties and a pool of grits before me, I chose to believe that a place like Blanche’s had been washed clean of past taints. Like so many whites, I chose to avert my gaze from that ugly history, until it was impossible to look away.”

Athens-Clarke County Commission candidate Tommy Valentine made a similar

point recently—that Athens has a dark side, one we’ve collectively chosen to gloss over in favor of an image of ourselves as a welcoming, inclusive community, snug in our bubbles in Normaltown and on West Washington Street. But in one Prince Avenue storefront window hangs a Confederate flag. A few blocks down from the 40 Watt, African Americans are routinely turned away from college bars. A few blocks south, an obelisk erected to the myth of the Lost Cause juts into the sky, even as New Orleans removes its monuments to a “fake news” version of the past.

We’ve made some strides, of course.

In 1938, when UGA found slave remains during Baldwin Hall construction, the university unceremoniously dumped them out by the water treatment plant. When they found more slave remains while expanding Baldwin Hall in 2015, they at least had the decency to say a few prayers after moving them and, after much prodding by black community leaders, made some effort to discover who they were in life.

In the 1960s and ’70s, and even up through the ’90s, the city tore down black schools and whole neighborhoods in the name of urban renewal. Today, at least

Odds and Ends Valentine will have some competition in the District 9 commission race. School board member Ovita Thornton is running as well, and she said last week that she has set a tentative date of June 24 for a formal announcement. Janice Mathis, the head of the National Negro Council of Women, a civil rights group, will run her campaign. Meanwhile, state Rep. Stacey Evans (D-Smyrna) has announced she’s running for governor, setting up a likely primary battle with House Minority Leader Stacey Abrams (shades of Denson vs. Denson). Evans, a Double Dawg, donated $500,000 to UGA two years ago to set up a scholarship fund for students who, like her, are the first in their family to attend college. She’s close to 2014 gubernatorial candidate Jason Carter, so it’s unlikely he’ll try again next year.

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the community is having a discussion about preserving the West Broad and West Hancock neighborhoods, threatened by gentrification and encroaching development, including a potential mega-project on the site of The Varsity—the same Varsity, where, in 1964, the KKK and black civilrights activists walked picket lines outside.

But there are still those who argue that only grand homes like that of secessionist and slave owner T.R.R. Cobb are worth saving.

After the recent controversy over Confederate-themed bar General Beauregard’s (the fact that a such a bar can draw enough of a clientele to stay open really tells you all you need to know), dozens of anecdotes surfaced about college bars using dress codes and bogus private events as excuses to keep out minorities.

Last November, that prompted the commission to pass a local anti-discrimination ordinance targeted at bars.

Soon, that ordinance will be tested for the first time. The facts (as first reported on flagpole.com) are clear: In April, AfricanAmerican brothers Kendrick Bullock and Broderick Flanigan tried to go into the Clayton Street bar 9d’s. While Flanigan was

allowed in, doormen told Bullock his pants were too saggy. As Flanigan informed them in a videotaped encounter, 9d’s did not have its dress code posted outside, as required by the law. They filed a formal complaint with the ACC attorney’s office.

“They create these certain invisible barriers,” Flanigan said. “They keep people out of certain spaces or places. What it does is chip away at the morality of the community.”

9d’s owner Mark Bell said he didn’t know when the ordinance took effect, but in legal matters, ignorance is generally not a defense. (Anyway, he could have just asked his mom, ACC Commissioner Diane Bell.) Although Mark Bell spoke out against the ordinance—which, for the record, his mother voted for—on the grounds that it singles out bars, let’s be clear: He’s not a bigot. He once ran a gay nightclub. And last week, he did finally post a sign listing the dress code outside 9d’s.

The complaint inevitably sparked lots of chatter online, with far too many commenters focusing on the irrelevant issue of whether people should pull their pants up, and others arguing that businesses have the right to refuse service. Will we ever learn? f

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Let Dreamers Go to College Divide and Conquer An Obvious Solution to Georgia’s Stagnant Enrollment

Jackson, Trump, Hitler and the Seeds of Global Fascism

By Tom Crawford tcrawford@gareport.com

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Have you ever had one of those moments when you don’t see that the answer to your problem is sitting there right in front of you? The University System of Georgia Board of Regents has.

The regents were given a spiffy presentation by Mathew Hauer, a demographer at the University of Georgia, about a new idea that’s intended to boost enrollment. This is a major problem for the regents because enrollment has been essentially flat for the past six years—down a little bit for a couple of years, then up a little bit for a couple of years. The most alarming indicator is that the percentage of Georgia high school graduates who enroll in a public institution has slumped from 46 percent to 41 percent.

Hauer has developed an innovative computer app that can identify high school graduates who haven’t enrolled in a public college but might be persuaded to do so, “and thus grow the market share of the system.” He gave a detailed explanation of the data sets built into his app that will be used to “understand the pipeline of high school students and the ratio of actual enrollments to estimated prospects.”

Perhaps this new computer program will work, or perhaps it will fall a little short.

The irony here is that the regents are looking at a complicated fix to a problem they could solve with a couple of simple actions.

There are an estimated 10,000 young immigrants in Georgia who are allowed to reside here legally under an executive order issued by Barack Obama in 2012, the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA). These are the people known as “Dreamers,” after the DREAM Act, a bill that would give them a path to citizenship.

They were brought to America as children by their parents and in most cases have lived here ever since.

Many of these Dreamers have graduated high school and would like to attend a University System institution, but a regents policy either bans them or requires them to pay the out-of-state tuition rate. Because that rate is three times higher than in-state tuition, most of them are effectively priced out of attending a public college.

The regents are well aware of the controversy surrounding this policy, because immigrant students have been showing up at board meetings for the past six years to protest it. In fact, about 30 minutes before Hauer talked to the regents at that recent meeting, a group of tuition protesters were forcibly removed from the meeting room by state troopers.

If the regents are really interested in boosting enrollment, they have a group of highly motivated high school graduates who would love to attend one of their colleges.

But this would require them to rescind their policy. It’s worth noting that even conservative states like Texas give this kind of tuition break to undocumented students.

A related action that the regents could take to mitigate the problem of flat enrollment would be to reduce in-state tuition, which would also help make a college education more affordable. For years, Georgia has been among the leaders when it came to increases in college tuitions and fees.

The regents did go an entire academic year (2016–17) without raising tuition, and they held down the tuition increase to just 2 percent for the upcoming academic year. Those are commendable actions.

Just as an experiment, the regents might try cutting tuition by 5 percent or some like amount for one year and see if that brings an increase in student enrollment. That may be another solution that’s right there in front of them. f

of Manifest Destiny. And he was thinking I’m writing this week from North Carolina, of the decimation of the American Indian the state that may be the center of our population.” current illiberal, anti-democratic and yet There we were, back at Jackson—via ostensibly populist politics; where the Hitler, who was inspired by the U.S. in one Republican legislature tried to disempower more way. James Q. Whitman’s new book, the Democratic governor in a session from Hitler’s American Model, shows to what which they expelled the press and the extent Nazi race laws were inspired by Jim public; and the place whose racially gerCrow laws in the American South from the rymandered congressional districts the period MAGA-ists seem to want to return Supreme Court just ruled unconstitutional, to. Many Nazis even thought our race laws causing—in what may almost constitute a were too extreme. miracle—Clarence Thomas to side with the Jones says Trump’s “restrictive immigracourt’s more liberal justices. tion policies” and “draconian economic poliMore specifically, I am in the town of cies,” which will disproportionately affect Waxhaw, which claims—although it is communities of color, amount to a kind of disputed—to be the birthplace of Andrew recolonization of America and have paralJackson, seemingly the only one of his prelels with what happened in Germany and decessors that Donald Trump admires.

Russia between the The town is two world wars. “It’s named after the Trump has consistently the transformation indigenous people acted as if he is the leader, of people from all who were wiped out the residents, all during the Yamasee not of the whole country, but of of of the inhabitants War, which ended his supporters. of a country, into a 300 years ago this racialized, ethnicized year, in 1717. The concept of the people that, simultaneously, Museum of the Waxhaws has a particularly basically deterritorialized the concept of noxious sign featuring a picture of Jackson, nation,” she said. probably the president most responsible “When you look at what Marine Le Pen for the genocide of Native Americans (and is doing, ‘France should become French that’s some stiff competition). again,’ you know who the targets are. She The court-hating Trump may present himself as a Jacksonian in hopes of at some isn’t shy at all about naming them,” Jones said. “When you look at what’s going on in point employing Jackson’s likely apocrythe Netherlands, in Hungary, in Poland, in phal line about Worcester v. Georgia: “John Greece, these are all places where far-right Marshall has made his decision; now let nationalists’ parties, ethno-nationalist parhim enforce it!” ties have gained footing in ways we haven’t The case addressed the forcible removal seen since the between-the-wars period.” of the Cherokee, a horrendously shameful This is particularly troubling for us, of event in our nation’s history, and one that course, in the context of Trump, who has inspired not only Trump but also Adolf consistently acted as if he is the leader, Hitler. I thought of this a couple weeks not of the whole country, but of his supago when I talked to Kathleen B. Jones, a porters. He sees the press as the “enemy scholar who studies the work of the politiof the people” and finds less commonality cal theorist and Holocaust refugee Hannah Arendt, whose The Origins of Totalitarianism with Democrats than he does with foreign nationalist authoritarians like Putin, became a surprise best-seller after the elecErdoğan or Rodrigo Duterte, whose murtion. I called Jones because I wanted to talk derous drug war Trump praised. about Trump’s claim that he was “a nationAs with Manifest Destiny, white alist and a globalist.” Trump’s nationalist Christians believe Trump’s election was supporters saw this claim as a betrayal. the will of God. “He offended gays. He Arendt wrote about the ways that inioffended women. He offended the military. tially nationalist movements like fascism He offended black people. He offended the ultimately embrace globalism as they move Hispanic people. He offended everybody! toward full-blown totalitarianism and seek And he became president of the United to politically remake the world. I thought States. Only God could do that,” evangelist that might help me understand what was Franklin Graham recently told The Atlantic. going on with this international movement I’m not saying there are no differences of nationalists interfering in each other’s between Jackson and Hitler and Trump. elections around the world.

Trump is not guilty of genocide, yet. But “If you add the adjective… ‘white’ in only Trump has the capacity—in the form front of the word ‘nationalist, a ‘white of nuclear weapons—to destroy the entire nationalist’ and a ‘globalist,’ there isn’t world. really much of a contradiction between Arendt’s Origins is not about finding those two tendencies,” Jones said when exact parallels, Jones said, but it is “a warnwe talked on the phone. “It’s interesting, ing of what will happen if we don’t pay because when Hitler was formulating his program of land conquest… he writes about attention when people… try to sort of crethis in Mein Kampf, he turned to the United ate dictatorships or a kind of power without limits.” f States as an illustration of the strategy to be pursued in order to advance the interests of a people across the scope of an entire Listen to my conversation with Kathleen B. Jones on territorial area,” she said. “He was thinking the Democracy in Crisis podcast at flagpole.com.

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as the big dining room fills with Chinese-American families, conversation and culture. Nothing, however, beats Pho Dai Lo #2, where several enormous stock pots roil nearly constantly with bones, star anise and other makings of Vietnamese broth. The restaurant’s long tables are typically packed with The Youth—boisterous young men in expensive-looking jeans; beautiful, dolled up twentysomethings

unbelievable as it sounds, every once in a while, people get tired of Athens and want to go somewhere else for a day or two. In addition to Pasaquan (p.7), here are some of Flagpole writers’ favorite (and one not-sofavorite) spots for a quick summer getaway.

Total Eclipse: An hour and a half north of Athens up Highway 441, historically isolated Rabun County is enjoying a food and wine renaissance. Popular dining options include Fortify, a farm-to-table restaurant, and its sister pizza joint next door, Fortify Pi. Tiger Mountain Vineyard, one of several wineries in the county, is home to a popular weekend restaurant, Red Barn Cafe (wine tastings are offered seven days a week). Also offering weekend fare is Farmhouse Restaurant, located in the majestic Persimmon Valley.

The total solar eclipse Aug. 21—the first we have seen in 38 years—is most visible in the U.S. along a narrow stripe of land that includes the northeast corner of Georgia. Rabun is hosting a county-wide party to celebrate, and festivities will include an Elvis impersonator at the Tiger Drive-In movie theater ($10 includes your ticket to the show and a double feature), a public square dance and fish fry at Andy’s Trout Farm, a tasting of six wines grown in the path of the eclipse Stonewall Creek Vineyards (admission is free and the tasting is $10) and bluegrass performances at the gorgeous Tallulah Falls. For campsite information and more events, visit explorerabun.com/ total-eclipse. [Prosper Hedges]

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delicately plucking away with chopsticks and miraculously keeping their long hair from falling into their big bowls of soup—slurping rice noodles and chewing rubbery boba under ostentatious crystal chandeliers that look better suited to Liberace’s living room than they do to a pho spot.

The number of foods and places to buy them along BuHi more than exhaust the word count available here. But one

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Small Towns and a Little Canyon: As someone who grew up in Southwest Georgia, I freely admit that it’s not the most happening area of the state. However, it boasts a few excursion-worthy gems. There’s the tiny town of Plains, where you can pay tribute to the peanut while immersing yourself in all things Jimmy Carter; the quirky Georgia Rural Telephone Museum, in somehow-even-tinier Leslie; and historic Warm Springs, where Franklin Roosevelt sought relief from polio during his presidency. (It’s also where the four-term prez died in 1945, in his “Little White House” that’s now a popular tourist destination.)

Providence Canyon But the hidden gem of the region, perhaps, is Providence Canyon, the improbable Stewart County landmark known (somewhat ironically) as the “Little Grand Canyon.” Visitors can Instagram the park’s awe-inspiring red-dirt gullies—created not by natural forces but by hapless 19th Century farmers— from the leisurely Rim Trail, or get down to business with a seven-mile hike on the craggy Backcountry Trail. Camping is also available, if you’re that kind of explorer. [Gabe Vodicka] Asia in ATL: Just an hour or so down the road from Athens, Buford Highway and its surrounding tributaries offer days’ worth of culinary explorations within its densely packed shopping centers, bakeries and Hangul-plastered edifices. Mostly known for its Asian eateries, BuHi boasts an uncommonly concentrated selection of Latin grub as well, including Marisqueria el Veneno’s spicy seafood selections à la Mexico’s Pacific Coast (shrimp empanadas! Whole fish served family style!).

At Canton House, tuck into an embarrassment of dim sum riches, and enjoy the opportunity to watch and listen

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last shoutout to the Tofu House, just off 285, where for just a buck or two you can, and should, add a whole grilled mackerel to the banchan that comes with your Korean meal.

[Rachel Bailey] Take Me Out: If you’re anything like me, you felt ambivalent at best about the Braves fleeing the perfectly good Turner Field and fleecing Cobb County taxpayers to build SunTrust Park in the suburbs. Locating a 40,000-seat stadium in an

area that lacks transit is dumb, even in the car-addiction capitol of the world, but traffic wasn’t the nightmare I expected. (Caveat: It was a Sunday.) Waze got us there in plenty of time. We had prepaid to park in some office building’s deck, and a shuttle took us to the ballpark. Easy.

SunTrust corrects Turner’s biggest flaw—the lack of anything to do around it—with The Battery, a mixed-use development next door full of bars, restaurants and a Terrapin tap room.

Unfortunately, it looks like somebody plopped The Mark down next to I-285. The stadium itself is equally soulless, with warehousechic architecture that looks somehow cheap, and nary a scalper, T-shirt vendor or peanut hawker in sight outside.

But once inside, it’s a good place to see a ballgame. Smaller than Turner, with not much foul territory and decks stacked on top of each other, even the nosebleeds feel close to the action.

Just make sure to eat beforehand or bring your own food. The concourses are narrow and clogged. I got in line for hot dogs at the end of the first, and by the time I got back to my seat, it was the seventh-inning stretch. To put that in perspective, it took me as long to move 20 feet as it did to drive 70 miles.

Luckily, the game went 14 innings, so I almost got to see nine innings of baseball. And the hot dogs, to be fair, were delicious. [Blake Aued] Take a Hike: While summer in Georgia may tempt you to stay indoors until fall, you’d be making a huge mistake.

Hiking in the mountains of North Georgia can give you a relaxing respite in a dense, cool forest where the temperature drops a little in severity in relation to Athens. Just a little over an hour north on U.S. 441, there are hiking trails, waterfalls and quaint roadside stops boasting boiled peanuts or peach ice cream, but by far the best place to spend a day kicking it in nature is at Panther Creek Falls.

With a campground and picnic area by the trailhead, you don’t have to lug your camp gear on your hike, but if you can muster the strength, you’ll be happy you stuck it out for some wilderness-like camping. There are campsites tucked in the woods along the trail for the entire seven-mile (round trip) hike, so you can choose to sleep next to the river or in a quiet grove of trees. If you feel more comfortable around other people, there are larger camping areas perfect for groups or for being within yelling distance from a neighbor. These are found both around the halfway point and at Panther Creek Falls, the majestic end to your hike.

Bring a swimsuit, as there are several good places to take a dip, and extra batteries for your devices, because it’s totally primitive here—although without service, you’ll only need your phone for pictures. Even if you’re just staying for the day, wear good hiking shoes and bring plenty of water, along with a snack. Pro tip: You can leave your car by the roadside while you hike in for the day or even to camp; just be sure your wheels don’t touch the road, or you might be towed. [Kat Khoury] f

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By Jessica Smith arts@flagpole.com Hidden among the pines of rural southwest Georgia is one of America’s most significant art environments, Pasaquan, a kaleidoscopic wonderland full of dizzying geometric patterns, vibrant mandalas, giant totems of serene faces and unusual buildings adorned with cosmic details. The seven-acre architectural gem is the life’s work of selftaught artist Eddie Owens Martin, whose handmade, psychedelic landscape was inspired by a series of visions. Located near the artist’s hometown in Marion County, approximately five miles from Buena Vista and three hours from Athens, Pasaquan is included on the National Register of Historic Places. The once-deteriorating site reopened last fall after an extensive conservation effort, making it a prime destination on your list of potential summer day trips.

Born in 1908—arguably decades too soon for the world to be ready for him— Martin led a life that some may consider to be the antithesis of the conservative community he was born into. At the age of 14, he left the Bible Belt and hitchhiked his way to New York City, where he became immersed in a Bohemian community of artists and picked up new roles as a drag queen, gambler, sex worker and tearoom fortune teller. His interest in astrology, psychic phenomena, world religions and ancient cultures grew, and he would frequently visit libraries and museums to research artwork and other fascinations.

Martin began experiencing visions in his mid-20s, with the first coming during a high fever. In these visions, he believed that members of a future race—the Pasaquoyans—were guiding him to change his name to St. EOM and begin building Pasaquan, a land where the past, present and future would co-exist. After inheriting a late-19th Century farmhouse from

his mother in the mid-’50s, he returned to Georgia and spent the next 30 years dedicated to developing this new world.

Populated with boldly painted totems of Pasaquoyans, the compound consists of six major buildings that are connected by 900 feet of concrete walls, with nearly every inch embellished with otherworldly ornamentation. Walking through the pagodas offers a rare view into the life of St. EOM. The Mirror Room, named for a giant mirror that allowed him to keep an eye on the main entrance, is where he continued to offer the psychic readings that funded his artistic endeavors. The Oratory, a semicircular room featuring a wall-length mural of muses dancing and playing drums, was a private space where he would meditate and play music.

St. EOM envisioned a future where all cultures could live in harmony, and his work reflects this desire by interweaving stylistic influences pulled from African, Eastern, Native American and Mesoamerican art.

Historical and spiritual symbols are interspersed among futuristic imagery, inviting visitors to contemplate their position in time and space.

Following St. EOM’s death in 1986, the art environment was bequeathed to the Marion County Historical Society, which soon formed the Pasaquan Preservation Society to care for the site and its sporadic visitations of day trippers. The elements slowly took their toll over time, deteriorating Pasaquan into a crumbling, sunbleached ghost of its former glory, but the visible decline motivated the group to find new resources to ensure Pasaquan’s longevity. The PPS approached the Wisconsinbased Kohler Foundation, a nonprofit that has specialized in the preservation of art environments and vernacular architecture

since the ’70s. Though the nonprofit initially declined when first approached in the late ’90s due to other projects at hand, a seed was planted that now, 30 years after St. EOM’s death, has blossomed into an enchanting, multimillion-dollar revival.

The Kohler Foundation launched a twoyear restoration project in 2014—one of its largest and most complex undertakings to date—pulling in professional painting conservators from Parma Conservation in Chicago and objects conservators from International Artifacts in Houston and Los Angeles to work alongside additional technicians and craftspeople. The team worked diligently to stabilize the buildings’ structural integrity, adding new foundations and filling in cracks in the concrete as needed.

Intricately patterned floors and hand-cut shingles of aluminum sheeting were reproduced, while the entire environment was given a fresh coat of paint to recreate St. EOM’s dazzling vision.

Over the course of his lifetime, St. EOM made over 2,000 works of art, ranging from paintings, watercolors, drawings, sculptures, ceremonial regalia and other adornments. The site’s climate conditions and limited space don’t allow for everything to remain, but many of these pieces can be found in “In the Land of Pasaquan: the Story of Eddie Owens Martin,� an exhibition currently on view at the LaGrange Art Museum through Saturday, Aug. 5.

Pasaquan officially reopened last October, and can be visited Friday–Sunday from 10 a.m.–5 p.m., with the exception of July and December. Stewardship is now overseen by Columbus State University, which intends to host performances, workshops and other education-based programs that embody St. EOM’s vision of uniting people of all cultures. f

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Are We There Yet? Easy and Fun Summer Day Trips for Families

By Kristen Morales news@flagpole.com you can explore antebellum buildings and the North Oconee River, and even play some miniature golf.

One of the ways summer scares me is in its lack of schedule—the sleeping in, the different camps, the late nights because the sun doesn’t set until 9 p.m. What’s regular about summer is its irregularity.

Which is why, when I was home full-time with my daughter, I enjoyed planning road trips every so often to give us something to look forward to. Luckily, we live within driving distance of several kid-friendly spots that can be educational, good for explorers or simply fun. Knowing you’re going to make it a day trip means you can pack a picnic and plan to spend the bulk of the day out of the house—something that becomes a welcome relief when you’re sunburned from the pool and tired of looking at your messy living room.

After years of exploring around North Georgia—some for work, some for fun— here are some of my favorite spots to take the kids for the day.

Speaking of Old-Timey: If you’re willing to venture a bit further, another magical part of the state centers around Sautee and Nacoochee.

You can get there in a little over an hour from Athens, and when you get to Sautee, head first to Stovall Bridge (12 Rau Road). You can park and walk to the sweet little covered bridge that’s over a creek. From there, you can The Magic Crystal Tree, where Cabbage Patch Kids are born, is not creepy at all. stop at the Old Sautee Store Tallulah Gorge: For a day trip that will the birthplace of Cabbage Patch Kids, up for penny candy and some fun with an old definitely wear the kids out, head to the player piano, or check out the pottery at the until recently the hospital was an actual northeast part of the state to visit Tallulah former hospital—it was located in a small Sautee Nacoochee Center. Make sure you building on the south side of Cleveland. But Gorge State Park. head down the road to Nacoochee, where My daughter has made the hike to the several years ago, Cabbage Patch founder you can check out the Nacoochee Indian bottom of the gorge twice—once as a baby (farmer?) Xavier Roberts built a new “hosMound, one of the oldest archaeological in a carrier, and once with some friends. pital” on a hill north of the town. It looks sites in Georgia.

So from my own personal experience, this more like a white-columned mansion than If you have time or are feeling adventuris a great trip for when your kids are old a hospital, but the effect is the same: elaboous, you can head north from Nacoochee enough to take on some serious hiking or rate displays of soft-sculpture dolls, rooms to Helen, where there are lots of (more small enough to get carried along and not where your child completes the “adoption” expensive) things to do. If it’s particularly process and a tree that grows crystals, under care—as long as you don’t mind the long hot, you can go tubing in the headwaters trek back up. which dolls are, uh, born. I’ve watched the of the Chattahoochee River (highly recomAs a final road trip note, it’s also fun to birthing process twice now—once in the mended, unless it’s a weekend, when everyjust invest in a Georgia road atlas and sit original hospital and once in the new one— one and their brother from Atlanta turns down with your kids to look at the small and I will avoid the spoilers. I will remind the river into a natural version of a packed towns, and just pick a spot. See what the you that you would have probably been the Disney ride). There is also a dollhouse shop envy of your entire elementary school if you town looks like from the map’s perspective and miniature train display, which features and then visit in person—and compare had been able to experience this, so if you lights that turn off and on as the room your thoughts to reality. There are a lot of haven’t made the pilgrimage to this place, moves from morning to night. I’m a sucker you should probably do it—even if you have fun small towns around North Georgia (and for model trains. no interest in collecting Cabbage Patch dolls some towns that no longer exist, but for some old buildings). With any luck, these anymore. (As a side note, the Country Bake From the Patch: Another gem of a North rambling trips can help add some structure Shoppe, which you pass on your way to Georgia oddity is Babyland General to your summer. f Babyland, is worth the stop.)

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Neighbor Up North: Believe it or not, there are several spots in rural Jackson County that are great for a road trip with the kids.

You can start your day at the ShieldsEthridge Farm, a working farm not far off U.S. 129 that shows what life was like in Georgia starting in the 18th Century.

(Call ahead to make a tour reservation; the farm is open 8:30 a.m.–4:30 p.m. Monday– Thursday; 706-367-2949.) From there, head to Jefferson City Park (1217 Bryanwood Dr., Jefferson) for a picnic and the chance to let your kids run wild/narrowly escape death on a playground that features what might be one of the last spinning “wheels.”

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By Hillary Brown food@flagpole.com WIENERS: The latest eatery to open out in the sprawling mall that is the Epps Bridge Centre is Charlie Graingers (1791 Oconee Connector, 706-521-5767), a franchise out of North Carolina that mostly offers hot dogs but adds turkey salad, pimento cheese and brisket to the mix. Located right across the parking lot from the movie theater, it provides a place to get a quick bite and should find an audience with families.

It’s been a little while since the Athens area had a dedicated hot doggery, and these are fine: not exceptional, not terrible. They’re available in a whole lot of different combinations of toppings, a notable number of which are named after hats. Sometimes the dude behind the counter may mix up what exactly is on a Stetson (mayo, cheese, chili, fried potato stix) versus a Fedora (mayo, cheese, bacon bits). The Sombrero (cheese, tomatoes, jalapeños) is

of food options, both at the food court and elsewhere throughout the enormous building. What a dummy I am for not going more often. The place is packed to the gills Saturday and Sunday, for good reason. If you are looking for a place to get any kind of fidget spinner you want, it’s here. If you want cabeza tacos or stuffed Pokémon, a quick chiropractic appointment, a lightly used washer-dryer set, some boiled peanuts or just a few hours of entertainment, that’s all here too.

Newly added to the food court is Spice Hut, an Indian eatery that also offers Mexican caldos and tacos. No relation to any number of Indian restaurants by the same name, it’s run by a very cheerful entrepreneur from Delhi who will press gulab jamun on your children and hand you samples of anything you might like to try, while telling you that most of his clientele doesn’t eat Indian food. The naan

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If you don’t do hot dogs, you might do brisket, available in a sandwich or a bowl, with a molasses-based sauce that isn’t as sticky as something you might get at Chili’s but detracts from the meat, which has decent texture and taste for a franchise operation. If you want to pretend you’re getting something healthy, there’s always “The Original,” a sandwich combining pimento cheese, a big scoop of turkey salad, lettuce, tomatoes and a bit of that chow chow. It is almost impossible to get your mouth around, and it would be far better dissected into its components.

The pink lemonade is highly thought of and worth drinking, and the service is fast and friendly. The store isn’t huge inside, but it has a few tables outside and a whole bunch of heavy gas lanterns. Charlie Grainger’s is open 11 a.m.–8 p.m. Monday through Saturday and noon–5 p.m. on Sunday.

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and the samosas are both too greasy, tasting of oil more than anything else, but the butter chicken is silky and good, served over nice basmati rice. The owner says the dishes, which his mother makes, vary frequently. Bring cash or at least your ATM card (there’s a machine nearby); most of the food-court businesses don’t take credit cards.

Out in the thick of things, on the main interior street, about halfway to the food court, is Beyond Ice Cream, a wonderful new stand doing rolled ice cream, a Thai trend that, in this case, is being executed by Latinos. Pick your flavor (cookies and cream, blackberry, strawberry, Nutella, etc.) and watch as the two workers’ muscled forearms pour ingredients onto a cold metal disc and scrape them across it repeatedly to combine them into ice cream before shaving them up in long curls and popping them in a Styrofoam cup or waffle dish. The result is not only popular on Instagram but, in this case, fresh and delicious. If the line is long, you could get impatient, but the product is good, fairly inexpensive ($3 for a cup, $4 for a bowl) and novel. The mangoand-pineapple combination is equally creamy and icy, full of concentrated and fresh fruit, and definitely worth stopping for.

The flea market is open Saturday and Sunday from 9 a.m.–6 p.m. and will celebrate its 25th anniversary on June 11 with a big party. f

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Face/Off Is Back, Baby Five Brand New Bands to See Saturday

By Gabe Vodicka music@flagpole.com

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fter a lengthy hiatus, Athens Face/Off returned last May, thanks largely to the efforts of Flagpole Arts Editor Jessica Smith. The event, which randomly groups 60 local musicians into 20 new bands and tasks them with writing 10 minutes of original material in a span of weeks, happens again this Saturday at the 40 Watt Club. Expect beautiful, barely controlled chaos Turdchurch spread across multiple stages all night long. We caught up with five of the newly formed groups to ask exactly what they’ve got up their sleeves.

FP: What can people expect to hear from your group?

SW: People can expect to hear classic Yamaha keyboard beats such as “Club,” “Acid Jazz” and “Dance Pop 2” layered with percussive toy piano and organ sounds, Native American flute solos, sweeping cello arrangements and, if they’re lucky, an interwoven sprinkling of Donald Trump tweets as spoken word.

Flagpole: Has anyone in your group participated in Face/Off before?

Patrick Morales: I believe we all have.

FP: What was your expectation going in? How has the experience been so far?

PM: I think we were all excited to to get to play with people we’ve seen around town but never had an opportunity to jam with. So far, so good.

My last few experiences with Face/ Off were last-minute cram sessions.

With this group, we pretty much figured out our set in an hour, almost three weeks in advance. A Face/Off miracle.

FP: What can people expect to hear from your group?

FC: Our band will be a conglomeration of our individual styles. There are aspects that take each of us out of our comfort zones a bit, but we also are playing things that each of us can identify with.

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Ryan Olivera (Manray) Erika Rickson (Motherfucker) Reeth Dasgupta (Reap)

FP: What can people expect to hear from your group?

PM: Hmm… a tasty treatise on conflict, purity and Cool Ranch Doritos.

Flagpole: Has anyone in your group participated in Face/ Off before?

Scott Woodward: I was in… Face/Off several years ago with Jeff Tobias as host. I was also in last year’s edition.

FP: What was your expectation going in? How has the experience been so far?

SW: I didn’t have any expectations, but I did secretly hope I’d have a chance to shred some drums. That didn’t happen, but I’m excited to shred some toy piano instead!

The experience has been positive, especially now that we’re past that first slightly awkward meet-up, when everyone is trying to find some common musical ground while getting to know new people at the same time. It’s like waking up on a desert island with a couple strangers, and the only thing each of you has is an instrument.

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FP: What was your expectation going in? How has the experience been so far?

FC: It’s nerve-wracking to play with people that you don’t know at all or don’t know well. It takes a certain amount of trust to share music with other people, because often songwriting comes from a vulnerable and personal place. That being said, our band really hit it off, and we are excited to share what we’ve put together.

Kris Deason (Hot Fudge) Jeremy Wheatley (Palace Doctor) Patrick Morales (The Viking Progress)

Nina Guzman Jesse Kennedy (Wild Abandon) Scott Woodward (T.S. Woodward)

John Is at a Cheerleader Party Flagpole: Has anyone in your group participated in Face/Off before?

Flynne Collins: Yes! John and I have. It is KyKy’s first time.

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When it’s all together, we will play different instruments along with the collaborative production. So stoked.

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Flagpole: Has anyone in your group participated in Face/ Off before?

Gary Eddy: I participated last year. I really love the concept.

FP: What was your expectation going in? How has the experience been so far?

GE: My expectations were few aside from knowing it would go smoothly. And it has!

FP: What can people expect to hear from your group?

GE: I’m an avid improviser. Logan’s output is very solobased and takes time to form. So we all worked together through his process and included all our inputs. Through a MIDI controller, he sequenced samples that we performed.

Flagpole: Has anyone in your group participated in Face/Off before?

Ryan Olivera: Reeth has never done Face/Off before, but Erika and I have both been clobbered by one of these in the past.

FP: What was your expectation going in? How has the experience been so far?

RO: I had no idea what to expect going in. The last Face/ Off I participated in saw me paired with two drummers, so I was ready for anything this time around.

FP: What can people expect to hear from your group?

RO: People can expect a quick pummeling of heavy tunes. All three of us share a similar comfort zone, so I’m hoping we can smash everyone hard with a few big/riffy songs. f

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By Gordon Lamb threatsandpromises@flagpole.com BEFORE SUNRISE: Songwriter and engineer Greg Harmelink (Kincaid) has been one of my top 10 Athens vocalists for over two decades. He’s got this timbre that has never failed to hit right on the edge of the two-sided coin of bliss and despair, and his songs have always matched it pretty perfectly. His project The Jersey Barrier was last heard from almost a decade ago. On Valentine’s Day, Harmelink finally released a new batch of songs, Little Matters, which is such a perfect double entendre of a title I can’t stand it. Recorded during 15-minute sessions in his van during breaks at work, this batch of songs is tender, thoughtful and doubly realized such that it comes across as alternately resolute and resigned.

He uses a decent amount of discernible electronics, most spectacularly on “Clocks� and “Orange Juice and Ice Cubes,� and “Every Other Thought� dives right into early-1990s U2 territory. For easy reference, Harmelink’s songs fit alongside Seam, Mineral and the like. Do yourself a favor, though, and find your own connection. For further edification, find your way to thejerseybarrier.bandcamp.com.

HEAD DOWN: The next occurrence of AthFactor Entertainment’s First Tuesdays happens Tuesday, June 6 at The World Famous. Co-Host Greg Harmelink Chief Rocka serves as record selector, setting the house vibe, and the other hosts, Montu Miller and Kaliko, will be on-site, well, hosting. This show also welcomes back guest co-host comedian Pauldoe Waldo (aka Quincy Brooks). First up this night is the ongoing Beat Wars at 9:30 p.m., featuring DJ London vs. Official and Lil Booly vs. Teach. The rest of the show kicks off at 10:30 p.m. with poet Daniel Mapp and performances from Azi, SG Keezy, Chrismis and Y.O.D. A headlining performance from Squalle, who’s releasing his new single “Important,� caps everything off.

HELP NEEDED: Bernard Pearce, a former member of Athens supergroup Dark Meat now living in New Orleans, needs your help. He’s currently in what doctors are saying is the final stage of congestive heart failure. First diagnosed approximately two years ago, Pearce has made great strides toward getting control of his situation, and there is still hope as we speak, but the financial burden is unbearable.

In addition to his medical bills, he has two sons, age 17 and 14, with the oldest heading to college and the youngest entering high school, and no means of income right now other than Social Security disability. Any size donation is appropriate, so please visit gofundme.com/bernardpearce and do what you can.

NEW NOTES: Sneaking in just before we start to feel the summer is Wild Abandon, with a new EP titled—I suppose ironically—No Name. Jesse Kennedy really channels his inner OMD sensibility for opening track “Sunday Mornings,� but with a tad more frenzy and, undeniably, less fidelity. The second track, “On and On,� is bleh and arid and totally skippable. The third and final track, “Never Happier,� strongly revisits the influence of the first song and throws in a good measure of Gary Numan and Love and Rockets to boot. These three songs are the most clearly 1980s-impressed of any of Kennedy’s released work so far—so much so that they seem to have others’ fingerprints all over them. That said, they also seem more like sketches for something else and less a full-on proper release. And as far as sketches go, they’re not bad in any way. Check ’em out at yrdarcys wildabandon.bandcamp.com.

BORN TO RUN: I don’t really talk a whole lot of politics in this column, and I’m not about to start now, but I do want to give a big shout out and congratulations to Tommy Valentine. Although best known for many years in Athens as a show promoter and hip-hop impresario, he’s become known to a new generation of friends and fans as a thoughtful, constructive voice in Athens politics and the community. Last week, Valentine announced his candidacy for Athens-Clarke County commissioner for District 9. It’s nice to see him staying true to his music roots with the inclusion of both the aforementioned Miller and Mariah Parker (Lingua Franca) on his campaign team. Currently, Valentine hosts the public-affairs radio program—appropriately named “The Tommy Valentine Radio Show�—on WXAG 1470 AM/92.7 FM and is in the final stretch of completing his PhD in public administration at UGA. For more information, see tommyvalentine.com, tommyforathens. com and facebook.com/tommyforathens. f

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The album opens with a series of instrumental tracks that lay the groundwork for Burke and guitarist Cole Monroe’s stylized precision. Songs like the sprightly “Sports� and whirling “Wall Ball� demonstrate Monroe’s nearlimitless ear for melody. Live, these arrangements consist of looped guitar lines, but here they’re multi-tracked and densely layered, allowing each figure to resonate with complete clarity in the mix and reveal the true potential of this two-man band. Burke takes advantage of every aspect of his kit, foregoing bland rhythmic structures to best serve each song, like the title track, which mixes rim shots, snare rolls and hi-hat barks while Monroe shouts, “Lost before they could see/ Some never heard again.� [Andy Barton]

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Blending Court and Sparkera folk-fusion vibes with sultry samba rhythms and Tropicalia flair, Atlanta songwriter Adron is one of our state’s most captivating performers. The nimble singer and her ace backing band play Go Bar Wednesday as part of a tropically inspired slate of performances, including a headlining set from ATL-based connoisseurs of chill Fantasy Guys, a band known for would-be pop hits like “Don’t Go, Jason Waterfalls” and “Bae Caught Me Vapin’.” Local supergroup Haunted Shed, taking the potent duo form of Dan Nettles and Etienne de Rocher, will play two sets on the outdoor patio: one before Adron takes the stage and another right after. [Gabe Vodicka]

OCAF · 6–8 p.m. · FREE! Lyndon House · 1–6 p.m. · FREE! The nonprofit Oconee Cultural Athens-based illustrator, Arts Foundation is funded muralist and tattoo artist David in large part through annual Hale’s latest exhibition is an memberships. To honor these homage to local animals, plants supportive individuals, the galand landscapes. Inspired by the lery hosts an annual Members’ Creek (or Muscogee) Indians Exhibition that showcases their who once called the area artwork. Members of all ages, “Beloved Land,” he seeks to backgrounds and experience lev- convey the sacredness that can els were invited to submit pieces. be discovered within the natural Works range from pottery by world. The afternoon begins with Aurora Alva and Kathy Anderson “Patterns in Nature,” a drawing to photography by Sean Dunn workshop led by Hale for ages and Jim Ponsoldt, watercolors 12 and up. Historian Steven

by Rosemary Segreti and Gail Scurry will lead a discussion on Watson, paintings by Felicia the exhibition at 3 p.m., folKautz and Nancy York, textile art lowed by a print launch and sale

by Katherine Ford Crossan and at 4 p.m. Signed screenprints of Susan Gilmurray and drawings Hale’s “Resistance” ($50 each)

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EVENT | Sun, Jun 4

Satellite Tour of Athens

Georgia Theatre Rooftop · 8 p.m. · Various Homes · 10 a.m.–4 p.m. · $20 FREE! For those who think the words Two of Athens’ most essential “interior design” and “porn” go young indie-rock bands team up hand in hand, there is another this weekend at the venue with house tour on the horizon. And (arguably) the best view in town. if you’re reading this from the The free rooftop party is being comfort of your Eames lounge thrown in honor of the vinyl chair, it’s got your name on it. release of The Hernies’ recent Modern Atlanta (MA!) Design Is debut LP, If You Can’t Think, Human offers a satellite tour of Then You Cannot Be Afraid Athens Sunday from 10 a.m.–4 of the Consequences of Your p.m. as part of the Atlanta Actions, out now on local imprint Design Festival. Tickets for the Orange Twin. Openers Deep tour, which is self-guided and State also put out a very nice features three homes—those new record this spring in the rolowned by Christine Franklin and licking Thought Garden. These Dale Green, Michael and Mary few post-Memorial Day weeks Songster and Julia Marlowe and are a perfect time to catch up on Roger Swagler—can be purall the great local music that’s chased at ma-designishuman. come out this year so far before com. Proceeds benefit Athens diving into the AthFest madArea Habitat for Humanity. Read ness, so scoot up to the roof on an extended preview at flagpole.

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GAMES: Bingo (Ted’s Most Best) Win drinks, sweet treats and gift cards.

Every Tuesday on the patio. 5–7 p.m. FREE! www.tedsmostbest.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2301 College Station Rd.) Every Tuesday. 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) Trivia with host Caitlin Wilson. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) Westside and Eastside locations of Locos Grill and Pub feature

trivia night every Tuesday. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.locosgrill.com GAMES: Trivia at the Rail (The Rail Athens) Trivia hosted by Nic every Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706354-7289 GAMES: Sports Trivia (Champy’s Famous Fried Chicken) Hosted by TV, radio and internet personality Dave McMahon. Emphasis on Georgia athletics. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.champyschicken.com KIDSTUFF: Preschool Storytime (ACC Library) Ages 2–5. 9:30 &

10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/athens KIDSTUFF: Lunch and Learn (Bogart Library) Learn about Vincent Van Gogh and create a piece of art.

Lunch provided. 12:15 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: PRISM Presents (Oconee County Library) Alice returns to the magical world to end the Red Queen’s reign of terror in Alice in Wonderland. Popcorn provided. Grades 6–12. 3–5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee

KIDSTUFF: Song Lyric Art (Bogart Library) Put a favorite song lyric, poem line or quote on a canvas.

Ages 11–18. 6 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/bogart LECTURES & LIT: Avid Poetry Series (Avid Bookshop, Prince Ave.) Hear poetry from Heidi Lynn Nilsson and Alice Teeter. 6:30 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com

MEETINGS: Tech Happy Hour (The World Famous) Meet local entrepreneurs, tech talent and other fellow Athenians who are making cool stuff at this weekly Four Athens networking happy hour. 6–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.fourathens.com/happy-hour

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CLASSES: Knit Happens (Oconee County Library) Beginners can learn how to knit and intermediate knitters can get help on projects. 2 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee EVENTS: KnitLits (Bogart Library) Knitters of all levels are welcome.

6–8 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/bogart GAMES: Music Trivia (Saucehouse Barbeque) Meet at the bar for a round of trivia. 8 p.m. FREE! www. facebook.com/saucehousebbq KIDSTUFF: Kids Knit (Bogart Library) Learn to knit. 4 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Meet the Author (Bogart Library) Meet the two local authors of Dallas the Wonder Dog. Lunch provided. 12:15 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Acting Workshop (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Toi Mekhi will go over basics in pantomime, improvisation, scene study and auditions. Ages 8–14. Registration recommended.

6:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/madison LECTURES & LIT: What’s Your Story: A Reading (Avid Bookshop) Hear readings by participants of “What’s Your Story,” a workshop led

by Sabrina Orah Mark. 6:30 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com OUTDOORS: Nature Ramblers (State Botanical Garden of Georgia, Meet at Shade Garden Arbor) Learn more about flora and fauna of the garden while enjoying fresh air and inspirational readings. Ramblers are encouraged to bring their own nature writings or favorite poems and essays to share with the group. 9 a.m. FREE! www.botgarden.uga.edu

COMEDY: Comic Strip Comedy Show (Jerzee’s Sports Bar) Stand-up comedy showcase hosted

by Alia Ghosheh. Tonight features LA comedian Robert Weems. 9 p.m. $5. www.facebook.com/jerzeessport EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Creature Comforts Brewery) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts, live music and more.

May 31 features Marimba Tim. 4–7 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net FILM: “The Leftovers:” Episode 27 (Ciné Barcafé) Watch an episode of HBO’s acclaimed supernatural drama. A Q&A with director Craig Zobel will follow. 7:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenscine.com GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Test your sports knowledge every Wednesday night. 8:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) Test your trivia chops for prizes! Every Wednesday.

8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Eastside) Every Wednesday. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, 2440 W. Broad St.) Compete for prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, Washington St.) Play to win. 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. saucehouse.com GAMES: Dirty Bingo (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Hosted by Garrett Lennox every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www. grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) Dirty South Trivia offers house cash prizes. 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 KIDSTUFF: Drumming with Dr. Scott (Bogart Library) Children can learn drum rhythms or bring instruments from home. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Teens Speak Out: StoryCorps (Oconee County Library) Share a story for the national oral history organization StoryCorps. Grades 6–12. 7 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: PRISM (Oconee County Library) PRISM is a safe space for all teens who share a common vision of equality. Grades 6–12. 6 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ oconee KIDSTUFF: Shadow Puppet Show (Oconee County Civic Center) The library staff present their first Summer Reading performance of the year. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Family Open Studio (Bogart Library) Learn basic techniques to create an oil pastel masterpiece. All ages. 4 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Bedtime Stories (ACC Library) Children of all ages are invited for bedtime stories every Wednesday. 7 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/athens

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presents a program for ages 7–14.

RSVP. 2–4 p.m. FREE! 770-7259443, www.athenslibrary.org/bogart LECTURES & LIT: Local Author Stephen Corey (Avid Bookshop, Five Points) Corey celebrates the release of Startled at The Big Sound: Essays Personal, Literary and Cultural. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www. avidbookshop.com OUTDOORS: Summer Tree Identification (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) Participants will learn to identify some of the most common species of trees by their leaves, bark, branching patterns and tree form. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. $50. 706542-6156, www.uga.edu/botgarden

ART: Carter Gillies Pottery Summer Sale (Carter Gillies Pottery Studio) See the home studio of potter Carter Gillies and select from a large collection of mugs, bowls, plates and more. Next weekend, Gillies will be joined by potters Geoff Pickett, Kyle Jones and Jeff Bishoff. June 3–4, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. cartergilliespottery.wordpress.com ART: “Beloved Land” Lecture and Print Launch (Lyndon House Arts Center) Historian Steven Scurry will lead a discussion on “Beloved Land,” a new exhibition of prints by David Hale. One of Hale’s prints is the first of an artist edition series that will raise money for the Lyndon

Learn to identify, grow and conserve carnivorous plants. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. $50. www.botgarden.uga.edu EVENTS: Family History Scanning Day (ACC Library) People are invited to bring family photographs, photographic slides, recipes, letters, Bibles and other memorabilia to be digitally scanned. Funded by a Common Heritage Grant from the National Endowment for Humanities, the project seeks to help protect and preserve history relating to the African American experience in Athens-Clarke County. Please register for your appointment. All day. 706-613-3650, www.athenslibrary.org

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Friday 2 ART: Opening Reception (Hip Vintage and Handmade) Keith Bennett presents a collection of “Psychedelia for Grownups.” 6–9 p.m. FREE! www.hipvintagehandmade.com ART: Opening Reception (OCAF, Watkinsville) The “Annual Members’ Exhibition” includes works by the gallery’s members, ranging from sculpture, paintings, drawings, textiles, photographs and more. See Calendar Pick on p. 12. 6–8 p.m.

FREE! www.ocaf.com ART: Art Market (Athens-Clarke Heritage Foundation, Firehall #2) See work from 15 local artists and makers. First Fridays. 5–8 p.m. loukregel@gmail.com CLASSES: Windows Basics (Oconee County Library) Learn how to navigate Windows and understand files, settings and accounts.

Registration required. 3 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee EVENTS: Zumba After Dark (40 Watt Club) Zumba fever continues. 7 p.m. $10–12. www.40watt.com EVENTS: Friends First Friday (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) This month Ryan McNeil will share “The What, Why and How” of what happens at the Durham Horticulture Farm in Watkinsville. Breakfast included. Presented by Friends of the Garden. 9 a.m. $12. 706-5426138 KIDSTUFF: Beadweaving (Bogart Library) The Georgia Museum of Art

KIDSTUFF: Pajama Story Time (Avid Bookshop, Five Points) Blabla Kids presents a story time with Susan Pritchett and Kristen Bach. 10 a.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com KIDSTUFF: Snake Day (Sandy Creek Nature Center) Learn more about snakes from on-hand experts, make crafts and play games. 12–4 p.m. $3–5. 706-613-3615 KIDSTUFF: DIY Dog Toys (Madison County Library, Danielsville) Participants can make a chew toy for their dog or a dog at the animal shelter. Ages 8 and up. 2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/madison KIDSTUFF: Big Family Read: The Egypt Game (Bogart Library) Pick up a copy of The Egypt Game by Zilpha Snyder and join the library for a family-friendly discussion and themed activity. 11 a.m.–12 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: “Patterns in Nature Workshop” (Lyndon House Arts Center) Participants will explore and sketch patterns in wildlife with artist David Hale. Held in conjunction with Hale’s “Beloved Land” exhibit. Ages 12 and up. 1 p.m. $15. www.athensclarkecounty.com/leisure LECTURES & LIT: Be a Happy Homebuyer (Oconee County Library) Join representatives from RS Mortgage Company for tips on home ownership, loan programs, lowering closing costs and more. 1 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ oconee LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (Avid Bookshop, Prince Ave.) Local author Heather Skyler will read from her new book, Vegas Girls. 6:30 p.m.

FREE! www.avidbookshop.com THEATER: Moon Over Buffalo (Winder-Barrow Community Theatre) See Friday listing for full description June 2–3, 7:30 p.m. & June 4, 3 p.m. $10–15. www.winderbarrowtheatre.org

Artwork by Michele Chidester is currently on view at K.A. Artist Shop through June.

PERFORMANCE: Atlanta Symphony Brass Quintet (Madison Town Park) The program includes American classics and marches. 7 p.m. FREE! www.mmccarts.org THEATER: Moon Over Buffalo (Winder-Barrow Community Theatre) Traveling thespians Charlotte and George Hay are in Buffalo hoping to make it big. See Theater Notes online. June 2–3, 7:30 p.m. & June 4, 3 p.m. $10–15. www.winderbarrowtheatre.org

Saturday 3 ART: J.B. Art Show and Sale (1790 Salem Rd., Farmington) Jeff Bishoff shares recent works of pottery and artwork. 10 a.m.–5 p.m.

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House’s programming. A youth workshop will be held at 1 p.m. See Calendar Pick on p. 12. 3–6 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3623 ART: Open House Pottery Sale (Farmington Pottery, Farmington) Geoff and Lisa Pickett offer a selection of all kinds of pots for the house and garden, as well as herbal soaps and skincare products. June 3–4, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. 706-769-8100 CLASSES: Mycology/Ecology Journaling (Beech Hollow Farms, 1575 Elberton Rd., Lexington) Learn how to make a spore print, compile ecology notes for mushroom identification, and put together a journal of your explorations. Bring a packed lunch. 11 a.m. $30. classes@beechhollowfarms.com, www.beechhollowfarms.com CLASSES: Carnivorous Plants (State Botanical Garden of Georgia)

EVENTS: Pool to Path (Athens YWCO) The aquathlon includes a short distance and a long distance with divisions by gender and age.

There will be a post-race celebration with awards, food, games and entertainment. 6–9 p.m. $30–55. ywco.org EVENTS: West Broad Farmers Market (West Broad Market Garden) Shop for fresh and affordable produce and prepared foods.

The market also includes kids activities, cooking demonstrations, educational booths and entertainment. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. FREE! www. athenslandtrust.org EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Bishop Park) Local and sustainable produce, meats, eggs, dairy, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts and live music. 8 a.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net

ART: Open House Pottery Sale (Farmington Pottery, Farmington) See Saturday listing for full description June 3–4, 9 a.m.–5 p.m. 706769-8100 ART: Sunday Spotlight Tour (Georgia Museum of Art) Docents lead a tour of highlights from permanent collection. 3 p.m. FREE! www. georgiamuseum.org ART: J.B. Art Show and Sale (1790 Salem Rd., Farmington) See Saturday listing for full description 10 a.m.–5 p.m. 678-863-1847 ART: Carter Gillies Pottery Summer Sale (Carter Gillies Pottery Studio) See Saturday listing for full description June 3–4, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. cartergilliespottery. wordpress.com ART: Artist Reception (Oconee County Library) See new artwork by Betsey Barth Withington. 3–4 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee EVENTS: Beer Festival (Goodness Grows) Sample craft beer from 3 Taverns, Creature Comforts, Coastal Empire and more. Live music by Art Grider. A portion of proceeds will benefit historic preservation projects in Lexington. 2–5 p.m. $20–35.

706-743-5055, www.goodnessgrows.com EVENTS: MA! Satellite Tour of Athens (Multiple Locations) Modern Atlanta (MA!) presents a self-guided tour of three unique homes. Proceeds benefit the Athens Area Habitat for Humanity. See Calendar Pick on p. 12. 10 a.m.–4 p.m $20. ma-designishuman.com KIDSTUFF: Tail Waggin’ Tutors (Oconee County Library) Reading aloud to a dog creates a relaxed, k continued on next page

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THE CALENDAR! non-judgmental environment that helps kids develop their reading skills and builds confidence.

Register for a 15-minutes session.

Grades K-5. 3 p.m. FREE! 706-7693950 LECTURES & LIT: Book Release Party (Bizarro Wuxtry) Eleanor Davis celebrates the release of You & a Bike & a Road. 4–7 p.m. FREE! www.doing-fine.com PERFORMANCE: Voices of Truth (ACC Library) The choir performs gospel, hymns and anthems. 3 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens PERFORMANCE: Christiania Trio (Burge Plantation, Newton County) Atlanta Symphony’s Christopher Rex and David Coucheron join pianist Julie Coucheron. 3 p.m. www. mmcc-arts.org THEATER: Moon Over Buffalo (Winder-Barrow Community Theatre) See Friday listing for full description June 2–3, 7:30 p.m. & June 4, 3 p.m. $10–15. www.winderbarrowtheatre.org

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GAMES: Happy Hour Trivia (The Rook and Pawn) See Tuesday listing for full description 6 p.m. FREE! www.therookandpawn.com GAMES: Locos Trivia (Locos Grill & Pub) See Tuesday listing for full description 8 p.m. FREE! www. locosgrill.com GAMES: Full Contact Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Tuesday listing for full description 8:30 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/blindpigtavern GAMES: Bingo (Ted’s Most Best) Win drinks, sweet treats and gift cards.

Every Tuesday on the patio. 5–7 p.m. FREE! www.tedsmostbest.com

EVENTS: Athens Farmers Market (Creature Comforts Brewery) See Wednesday listing for full description 4–7 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net FILM: Cult Classic Wednesday (The Foundry) Watch out for Jaws on the big screen. 7:30 p.m. FREE! www.thefoundryathens.com GAMES: Sports Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) See Wednesday listing for full description 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Trivia (Copper Creek Brewing Company) See Wednesday listing for full description 8 p.m.

FREE! 706-546-1102 GAMES: Dirty South Trivia (Mellow Mushroom) See Wednesday listing

Linux Users Group meets the first Wednesday of every month. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.fourathens.com MEETINGS: Tech Happy Hour (The World Famous) See Wednesday listing for full description 6–7:30 p.m. FREE! www.fourathens.com/ happy-hour OUTDOORS: Trial Gardens Industry Open House (UGA Trial Gardens) See the garden in full bloom. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. $5 donation. trial-gardens@uga.edu PERFORMANCE: Keith Karnock Magic Show (Oconee County Civic Center) The Oconee County Libarry hosts a magic show for all ages.

10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/oconee

The World Famous 10 p.m. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens EVIL ENGLISH Dark, goth-flavored indie rock band from Durham, NC. IMMATERIAL POSSESSION New, Atlanta-based duo.

DELICIOUS LUNCHESS New local project.

Wednesday 31 Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES OPEN MIC JAM Bands are welcome, backline is provided and the jam rocks until 2 a.m.

Tuesday 6 GAMES: Live Forward Trivia Night (The Pub at Gameday) Garrett Lennox hosts Dirty South Trivia.

Proceeds benefit Live Forward. 8 p.m. FREE! liveforward.org GAMES: Trivia (Hi-Lo Lounge) See Tuesday listing for full description 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-8561 GAMES: Trivia at the Rail (The Rail Athens) Trivia hosted by Nic every Tuesday. 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706354-7289

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Iron Factory 8 p.m. FREE! 706-395-6877 BLUES JAM Hosted by Jesse Mariah.

Bring your voice and instruments.

Locos Grill & Pub 6 p.m. FREE! 706-549-7700 (Timothy Road location) PULLIN’ STRINGS Bluegrass band playing a mix of originals and covers from the likes of The Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 CHRIS PADGETT Local guitar virtuoso and songwriter performs a solo set.

The Office Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn. Every Wednesday!

Monday 5 ART: Gold-digging in Georgia (Richard B. Russell Building Special Collections Libraries) A new exhibition illustrates Georgia’s antebellum gold rush through gold nuggets, historic maps, photographs, postcards and other artifacts. 8 a.m.–5 p.m. FREE! www.libs.uga.edu/scl GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Highwire Lounge) Test your general knowledge for prizes. 8–10 p.m.

FREE! highwirelounge.com GAMES: General Knowledge Trivia (Beef ‘O’ Brady’s) Win house cash and prizes! Every Monday night.

8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 GAMES: Dirty South Trivia: Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Team trivia contests with house cash prizes every Monday night. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.grindhouseburgers.com KIDSTUFF: Monday Funday (Bogart Library) Songs, finger plays, wiggles and giggles for ages three and under. Caregivers will recieve pointers for building literacy and language skills. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Brown Bag Movie (Oconee County Library) Bring your lunch and watch The Lego Batman Movie on the big screen. 12 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Open Chess Play for Kids and Teens (ACC Library) Teen chess players of all skill levels can play matches and learn from members of the local Chess and Community Players, who will be on hand to assist players and help build skill levels. For ages 7–18.

Registration required. 4–5:30 p.m.

FREE! 706-613-3650 LECTURES & LIT: Last Monday Book Group (ACC Library) This month’s title is Housekeeping by Marilynn Robinson. 7 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/athens

ders through her blend of mellow Tropicalia and low-key jazz. See Calendar Pick on p. 12.

FANTASY GUYS “Tropical dreampop” three-piece from Atlanta.

HAUNTED SHED Local band featuring members of Kenosha Kid, Moths and The Glands.

Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 JAZZ NIGHT The longest standing weekly music gig in Athens! Enjoy an evening of original music, improv and standards.

Thursday 1 Blue Sky 10 p.m. FREE! 706-850-3153 WARM GLOW BLUE SKY SHOW JJC plays disco, funk, soul & cetera.

Every Thursday!

MindMaze plays the Caledonia Lounge on Thursday, June 1.

KIDSTUFF: Preschooler Storytime (Oconee County Library) Stories, songs, crafts and fun for preschoolaged children and their caregivers.

10 & 11 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: PRISM Presents: Edward Scissorhands (Oconee County Library) A gentle man, with scissors for hands, is brought into a new community after living in isolation. Grades 6–12. 3–5 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Lunch & Learn (Bogart Library) Learn about French painter Georges Seurat and create your own piece of art. Lunch is provided by USDA Food and Nutrition Services.

12:15 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary. org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Crafternoon (Oconee County Library) Make and take a craft. Materials provided. Grades 6–12. 2:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee LECTURES & LIT: Meet the Author (Avid Bookshop, Prince Ave.) Meet author Haley Harrigan in celebration of her debut book Secrets of Southern Girls. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.avidbookshop.com MEETINGS: 100+ Women Who Care (ACC Library) Members decide on one of three local nonprofits to support, then each person donates a $100 check to the topvoted organization. 7 p.m. FREE! www.100womenathens.org

Wednesday 7 ART: Tour at Two (Georgia Museum of Art) Led by docents. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org

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for full description 8 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 GAMES: Trivia (Your Pie, Eastside) Every Wednesday. 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.yourpie.com GAMES: Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern) See Wednesday listing for full description 8 p.m. FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com GAMES: Cornhole Tournament (Saucehouse Barbeque) Gather a team and compete. 8 p.m. saucehouse.com GAMES: Dirty Bingo (Grindhouse Killer Burgers) Hosted by Garrett Lennox every Wednesday. Prizes and house cash. 8 p.m. FREE! www. grindhouseburgers.com GAMES: Geeks Who Drink Trivia (Blind Pig Tavern, Washington St.) Participate to obtain victory. 8 p.m.

FREE! www.fullcontacttrivia.wordpress.com KIDSTUFF: Nerd Herd Helps Out (Oconee County Library) Make crafts for a cause. Items will support the Oconee County Food Bank. Watch Rogue One: A Star Wars Story while you work. Grades 6–12. 6 p.m.

FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: The Gruffalo Puppet Show (Bogart Library) The ACC Library children’s staff presents a puppet show based on Julia Donaldson’s The Gruffalo. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/ bogart LECTURES & LIT: Word of Mouth Poetry (The Globe) Open mic poetry readings. This month’s featured reader is Gene Bianchi. 8–11 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ athenswordofmouth MEETINGS: CHUGALUG (Free IT Athens) Classic Hckers UGA

LIVE MUSIC Tuesday 30 The Foundry Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. thefoundryathens.com PULLIN’ STRINGS Bluegrass band playing a mix of originals and covers from the likes of The Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan.

Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. SOLD OUT. www.georgiatheatre.com BEACH HOUSE Indie dream-pop band based in Baltimore, with deep bass lines, floating synths and wistful vocals.

LOUIE LOUIE Bubble funk/psych pop band from Indianappolis, IN. On the Rooftop. 11 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com BLUE BLOOD Melodic psych-pop project fronted by Hunter Morris.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 TOM VISIONS BAND Post-mystical, electronic, psychedelic music from Visions and his group.

College Square 12 p.m. FREE! downtownathensga.com CORTEZ GARZA Local singer-songwriter pushes the envelope with his unique blend of Americana.

Creature Comforts Brewery Athens Farmers Market. 5 p.m. FREE! www.athensfarmersmarket.net MARIMBA TIM Local marimbist and vibraphonist performs.

The Foundry 6 p.m. $5. www.thefoundryathens.com REPENT AT LEISURE Celtic pub band playing “Irish rock,” including traditional, punk, modern and original Celtic music.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 7 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com JAY GONZALEZ Drive-By Truckers’ keyboardist plays your favorite yacht rock, singer-songwriter, power-pop, originals and TV theme songs.

On the Rooftop. 10 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com GREAT PEACOCK Nashville musicians Andrew Nelson and Blount Floyd play Southern-tinged indie folk.

Mellow Mushroom 9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 KARAOKE Every Tuesday. Sing for your chance to win Terrapin swag.

The Globe 8 p.m. www.facebook.com/athenswordofmouth THE HOTTY-HOTS Local swing and hot jazz ensemble playing music of the 1910s, ‘20s and ‘30s.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 DJ WHOM Local DJ playing a mix of hip hop, ‘90s and 2000s music.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 ADRON The strong, fluttering voice of Atlanta’s Adrienne McCann mean-

Caledonia Lounge 8:30 p.m. $10 (21+), $12 (18-21). www.caledonialounge.com MINDMAZE Progressive metal band from Allentown, PA. PALADIN Power/thrash-metal band from Atlanta.

JET ENGINE DRAGONS Local band playing a blend of shoegaze, progressive rock and technical metal.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com TEDO STONE Rootsy, Atlanta-based singer-songwriter.

PALACE DOCTOR Dynamic rock trio fronted by former Modern Skirts bassist Phillip Brantley.

JAY GULLEY The former Modern Skirts frontman performs a set of solo songs.

DREW BESKIN Local power-pop singer-songwriter known for fronting the bands Purses and The District Attorneys.

40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com OLDE WORLD MONKEYS Local Southern rock four-piece.

THE GOOD LOOKS Young band playing a custom blend of rock, blues, funk, punk and alternative.

THE MERCURY ARCS Heavy garage-rock band from Asheville, NC. The Foundry 8 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com CORDOVAS Americana-influenced rock and roll group from Nashville.

RADIO BIRDS Bluesy, Americanaleaning rock band from Atlanta.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 5 p.m. $10. www.georgiatheatre.com PERPETUAL GROOVE The longrunning jam-rock group performs

a special rooftop acoustic set of music.

8 p.m. $15-$25. georgiatheatre.com PERPETUAL GROOVE This local group has long stirred crowds into a frenzy with its exciting jams and spirited cover tunes.

FUNK YOU Augusta band playing funky, high energy, get-your-dancing-shoes-on jams.

Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more. Every Thursday!

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! hendershotscoffee.com OLD SKOOL PRESENTS… Jason Fuller and Seth Hendershot get together with friends to bring you some of their favorite sounds.

COAL MOUNTAIN BAND Southern rock band from Dahlonega.

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Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. $25 (adv.), $35 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com FLUX PAVILION Producer and DJ Joshua Steele plays a distinct brand of EDM. DIESELBOY Drum-and-bass producer from Brooklyn.

JAYKODE Los Angeles musician blending bass music with elements of classical.

On the Rooftop. 10 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com TRAP HOUSE FRIDAYS Featuring DJ sets from Retrograde and Trap Snacks.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $5 (21+), $$7 (18-21). www. caledonialounge.com OLDE WORLD MONKEYS Local Southern rock four-piece.

THE GOOD LOOKS Young band playing a custom blend of rock, blues, funk, punk and alternative.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 CRUNCHY Athens-based “doomdance” duo featuring Phelan LaVelle and Kathleen Duffield.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com BURSTERS Local lo-fi punk band.

BRUISED EGO Hardcore/powerviolence group from Baltimore.

Creature Comforts Brewery 1 p.m. www.creaturecomfortsbeer.com DIABLO SANDWICH & THE DR. PEPPERS Local rock band featuring Bo Hembree, Adam Poulin and Scotty Nicholson.

dance hits into the night. The summer “VS” series pits two musical powerhouses against each other each week.

Go Bar 10 p.m. FREE! 706-546-5609 KARAOKE Hosted by karaoke fanatic John “Dr. Fred” Bowers and featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com JOE WILLEY & THE MOVING MEN Fiddle-based folk music from the local songwriter and his band.

Highwire Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com LIVE MUSIC Rotating local jazz and bluegrass bands play every Friday and Saturday night for your listening pleasure.

Highwire Lounge 11 p.m. $1 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away with wireless headphones and two channels of music. One of them is a request line!

Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. 706-369-3040 JULIE HOLMES BAND Local singersongwriter/multi-instrumentalist who specializes in acoustic jams.

Caledonia Lounge 9:30 p.m. $7 (21+), $9 (18–20). www. caledonialounge.com DOUBLE FERRARI This local band plays virtuosic, riff-laden, instrumental rock.

THE POWDER ROOM Local sludgy noise-rock trio.

TORO Atlanta-based heavy rock group fronted by guitarist Zack Hembree.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. $5. flickertheatreandbar.com MAGNA CUM LORD Post-punk/ psych-rock band featuring Thom Strickland, Larry Choskey and Nate Mitchell.

PINE TAR RAGE Rock group from Seneca, SC. KITH & KIN Newly formed Athensbased folk-rock band.

40 Watt Club 10 p.m. $3. www.40watt.com THAT DISCO PARTY Dance the night away!

The Foundry 8 p.m. $5. www.thefoundryathens.com CRESTON MAXEY BAND Group from Winder playing a mix of country and Southern rock.

Beef ‘O’ Brady’s 8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-850-1916 OPEN MIC Sing loud, sing proud.

Cali ‘N’ Tito’s Eastside 7 p.m. FREE! 706-355-7087 THE LUCKY JONES Rockin’ rhythm and blues from this local band.

The Foundry 6 p.m. $12 (adv.), $15 (door). www. thefoundryathens.com THE SEGAR JAZZ AFFAIR WXAG radio DJ Dwain Segar curates a night of smooth jazz, featuring J. Henry Jazz.

Iron Factory 8 p.m. FREE! 706-395-6877 EMILEIGH IRELAND Local singer and experimental performer.

THE INCREDIBLE AXIOMATICS Original takes on jazz standards mixed with high-energy fusion and rock classics.

The World Famous 9 p.m. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens MEDIA JEWELER Frantic, melodic post-pop group from California.

EINSCHLAGEN Local band influenced by dream-pop and post-punk.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 THE BIG SMOOTH Bluesy tunes with soulful vocals courtesy of Tre Powell and company.

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Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com KLEZMER LOCAL 42 Local sevenpiece klezmer band specializing in Jewish and gypsy music.

Iron Factory 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706-395-6877 LILY HERNE Local group playing indie rock infused with psychedelic and folk influences.

CRITICAL REPLAY Athens-based progressive rock trio.

HEADFONE JUNKY Playing a popgroove dance set, both arranged and improvised.

The Office Lounge 8:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 REV. TRIBBLE AND THE DANCING MAGNOLIAS Local group led by Athens rock fixture Rev. Conner Mack Tribble.

The World Famous 12 a.m. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens SHADOWGRAPHS Psych-rock band from Charlotte, NC. DREAM CULTURE Jammy local psychedelic rock group.

Monday 5 Cordovas play The Foundry on Thursday, June 1.

FART JAR Local experimental heavyrock project.

DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com MARY SIGALAS Mary sings classic jazz/blues from the 1920s–50s with surprise arrangements and unexpected tunes.

SARAH SLONIM PROJCT New York City-based modern jazz group.

Highwire Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! www.highwirelounge.com LIVE MUSIC Rotating local jazz and bluegrass bands play every Friday and Saturday night.

Iron Factory 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706-395-6877 MICHAEL POTTER Experimental guitar work from a member of The Electric Nature.

The Office Lounge 6 p.m. 706-546-0840 REV. CONNER MACK TRIBBLE Tribble is a Georgia rock and roll fixture. Every Friday!

8:30 p.m. FREE! 706-549-0840 KARAOKE With your host Lynn, the Queen of Karaoke!

Saucehouse Barbeque 7 p.m. FREE! www.saucehouse.com J. KYLE REYNOLDS Playing country classics and originals.

40 Watt Club 8 p.m. $5. www.40watt.com ATHENS FACE/OFF A social and sonic experiment, Athens Face/ Off is a project in which 60 local musicians are randomly assigned into trios and spend one month preparing an original set of material with their new bandmates. See story on p. 10.

Front Porch Book Store 6 p.m. FREE! 706-742-7735 NORTH GEORGIA BLUEGRASS BAND Local roots-music outfit led by longtime musical partners Chris White and Larry Saye.

Georgia Theatre 7:30 p.m. $25 (adv.), $30 (door). www. georgiatheatre.com YELLOW DIAMOND RECORDS SHOWCASE Featuring performances from signees of this label, whose goal is to “change the Hmong music industry with modern approaches while maintaining our originality and remaining true to our roots.”

On the Rooftop. 8 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com THE HERNIES Local riff-heavy rock band displaying influences from classic to indie rock. See Calendar Pick on p. 12.

DEEP STATE Local band led by songwriter Taylor Chmura, playing driving, punky, melodic guitar-rock.

On the Rooftop. 10:30 p.m. www.georgiatheatre.com BOOTY BOYZ DJs Immuzikation, Twin Powers and Z-Dog spin

11 p.m. $1 (headphone). www.highwirelounge.com SILENT DISCO Dance the night away with wireless headphones and two channels of music. One of them is a request line!

Iron Factory 10:30 p.m. FREE! 706-395-6877 BLANKS AND POSTAGE Athensbased alt-rock band.

IN HOUSE DRIVE BY Athens-based Rage Against the Machine tribute group.

LOYAL & ELITE THA SHOWSTOPPA Two skilled local MCs team up.

Little Kings Shuffle Club 10 p.m. FREE! www.facebook.com/ lkshuffleclub DJ MAHOGANY Popular local DJ spins freaky funk, sultry soul, righteous R&B and a whole lotta unexpected faves.

The Office Lounge 3:30 p.m. 706-546-0840 AMY WATZNAUER BENEFIT Featuring music from Dequelo, Jesse Mariah, RCI, Wolves Among Ravens, Jaclyn Steele, Scarlet Stitch, Murder the Mood, Joey Quiggins, Wicked King, Sacred Hollow and Monday’s Alibi.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 8 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com CHARLEY CROCKETT Country artist based in San Benito, TX playing music influenced by the Deep South.

AUSTIN DARNELL Local blues singer-songwriter and Darnell Boys member plays a solo set.

Go Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-5609 MR. E New band from local musician Ethan Lapaquette.

BILLBOARD BAGGINS New local experimental project.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 8 p.m. FREE! hendershotscoffee.com OPEN MIC Showcase your talent at this open mic night every Monday.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 BLUES NIGHT WITH BIG C Nobody in Athens sings the blues quite like Big C. Expect lots of soulful riffs, covers and originals.

Tuesday 6 The Foundry Terrapin Tuesday. 7 p.m. $5. www. thefoundryathens.com GYPSY WILDCATS Local group playing classic gypsy-swing tunes,

as well as Americana and vaudeville standards.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 9 p.m. FREE! www. georgiatheatre.com THE VINYL SUNS Athens-based funky blues-rock five-piece.

CHOIR OF BABBLE Melodic and aggressive rock group.

Hendershot’s Coffee Bar 6 p.m. FREE! www.hendershotscoffee. com PIANO HAPPY HOUR Jason Fuller, Bart King, Grant Cowan, Caroline Aiken and guests play piano songs in the round.

8:30 p.m. www.hendershotscoffee.com PERIOD SIX Playing a unique blend of jazz standards featuring collective communication and soulful improvisation.

Mellow Mushroom 9 p.m. FREE! 706-613-0892 KARAOKE Every Tuesday. Sing for your chance to win terrific Terrapin swag.

Nowhere Bar 10 p.m. 706-546-4742 TUESDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL This series, hosted by Fester Hagood, showcases acoustic solo sets from talented singersongwriters from Athens and across the country.

The World Famous 9 p.m. www.facebook.com/theworldfamousathens FIRST TUESDAYS Monthly event featuring local hip hop acts. This month features Squalle, Azi, SG Keezy, Chrismis and Y.O.D, plus poetry by Daniel Mapp, beats by Chief Rocka and hosts Pauldoe Waldo and Montu Miller. Also, another round of Beat Wars, a battle between Athens beat-makers.

Wednesday 7 Boar’s Head Lounge 10 p.m. FREE! 706-369-3040 LEAVING COUNTRIES OPEN MIC JAM Bands are welcome, backline is provided and the jam rocks until 2 a.m.

Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com HELLO KITTY KAT Solo sounds from local singer-songwriter Jimmy Taylor.

JACKSON GAFFORD No info available.

Georgia Theatre On the Rooftop. 9 p.m. $5. www.georgiatheatre.com HAPPYNESS Indie band from London influenced by classic American pop and alt-rock.

Locos Grill & Pub 6 p.m. FREE! 706-549-7700 (Timothy Road location) SALLY AND THE SIX GRAND Oldtime rock band.

The Office Lounge 8 p.m. FREE! 706-546-0840 KARAOKE See Wednesday’s listing for full description Porterhouse Grill 6:30 p.m. FREE! 706-369-0990 KARAOKE With your host Lynn. Every Wednesday!

Deadline for getting listed in The Calendar is FRIDAY at 5 p.m. for the print issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Online listings are updated daily. Contact us at calendar@flagpole.com.

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bulletin board Deadline for getting listed in Bulletin Board is every THURSDAY at 5 p.m. for the print issue that comes out the following Wednesday. Online listings are updated daily. Email calendar@flagpole.com.

Art AAAC Grants (Athens, GA) The Athens Area Arts Council is seeking applicants for its quarterly $500 grants. All local artists, arts organizations or arts-based projects are welcome to apply. Deadline June 15, Sept. 15 and Dec. 15. info@athens arts.org, www.athensarts.org AthFest Educates Grant (Athens, GA) Individuals from nonprofit organizations, public schools or government agencies serving you in grades K-8 can apply for grants.

Grants can be used for music and arts based non-consumable equipment, programs and experiences, and professional development for educators or youth specialists.

AthFest Educates awards up to $25,000 per grant cycle. 706-5481973, director@athfesteducates.org, athfesteducates.org Call for Artists and Skate Decks (Athens, GA) The Skate Park of Athens is seeking local artists to participate in an upcoming show at Creature Comforts that will feature used, redesigned skateboard decks.

SPOA is also seeking used skateboard decks of any size, shape, color or condition for the show. Donated decks will be collected at the Jittery Joe’s Roaster and Hendershot’s.

Deadline June 30. spoa706@ yahoo.com, www.facebook.com/ skateparkofathens Cranial Offerings (Athens Institute for Contemporary Art: ATHICA) ATHICA seeks wearable head pieces suitable for a runway show and auction fundraiser in time for Halloween and the Wild Rumpus.

All materials welcome, but piece must be able to be worn on the head.

Artists will receive two tickets to the benefit event, a gallery membership and Juried Exhibition entry fee waiver. Deadline to apply July 31.

Show and runway performance Oct. 19 at Live Wire. www.athica.org Open Studio Membership (Lyndon House Arts Center) Local artists can now access studio facilities through a new open studio monthly membership program.

Studios include ceramics, jewelry, painting, fiber, printmaking, photography and woodshop/sculpture studios. Up to 32 hours per week. $65/month or $175/three months.

706-613-3623, www.athensclarke county.com/leisure

Classes Aquatics Fitness Programs (Multiple Locations) “Aqua Aerobics” is held at Memorial Park Pool on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays through Aug. 5, 6 p.m. and Saturdays 10 a.m. $5 per class. “Adult Lap Swim” is held at Bishop Park Pool on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays at 6:30 a.m. & 11:30 a.m. $55. 706613-3589, www.athensclarkecounty. com/leisure Artist Workshops (KA Artist Shop) “Modern Calligraphy: Beginners Basics with Kristen

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Ashley.” June 13, 6:30–8:30 p.m. or July 16, 1–3 p.m. $65. “Brush Lettering & Watercolor Calligraphy.”

June 20, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $40. www.kaartist.com Basics of Welding (Athens Technical College) Structured for creative makers, artists and hobbyists who are completely new to welding, this four-day workshop covers the basics. June. 12–15, 6–9 p.m. $199. 706-369-5875, pmcgill@ athenstech.edu, www.athenstech.edu Beekeeping for Beginners (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) A seven-part series covers the fundamentals of beekeeping. Topics include beekeeping basics, care and feeding of honeybees, ABC’s of assembling a beehive, spring hive management, installing bees, products from the hive, and overwintering your hive. Sundays through Aug. 13. $35/class, $215/series. www.botgarden.uga.edu Beginners Photography (Community) Aspiring photographers will learn camera and composition basics. Sundays, June 18–July 23, 4–6:30 p.m. $150. www.shopcommunityathens.com Career Coach (ACC Library) A Goodwill’s Virtual Career Coach will assist patrons with job applications and resumes. First Tuesdays, 1–3 p.m. and last Thursdays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. www.careerconnector.org Classes (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) “Crochet Class” meets the second Monday of each month, 6–7 p.m. $7.50. “Belly Dancing” teaches basic posture and combinations in a relaxed class for all ages and abilities. Wednesdays, 6–7 p.m. $10. “Gentle Yoga” is perfect for beginners. Thursdays, 5:30–6:30 p.m. $7.50. “Reflexology Therapy.” Tuesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m. $30. “How to Stay Fit as You Age.” Wednesdays, 10–11 a.m.

FREE! “Beginning Oil Painting.”

Wednesdays through June 14, 5:30– 7:30 p.m. $10/session. “Cardboard Sculpture Class” is taught by Leonard Piha. Tuesdays, June 6–27, 6–8 p.m. RSVP. 706-742-0823, wintervillecenter@gmail.com, www.wintervillecenter.com Clay Classes (Good Dirt) Weekly “Try Clay” classes ($20/person) introduce participants to the potter’s wheel every Friday from 7–9 p.m.

“Family Try Clay” classes show children and adults hand-building methods every Sunday from 2–4 p.m. $20. 706-355-3161, www.gooddirt.net Cooking Classes (Olive Basket) Cooking Class Camps cover knife skills, modern restaurant techniques and various menu items each day.

June 12–16, June 26–30 or July 24–28. Baking Class Camps cover soft rolls, enriched doughs, quick breads, biscuits, tarts and more.

June 5–9, June 19–23 or July 17–21. Both camps held 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $200. charleshay@olivebasket online.com Farmview Schoolhouse (Farmview Market) “Farm to Table: Through the Seasons.” June 13 or July 11, 5:30–7 p.m. “Water Bath Canning.” June 13, 5:30–8

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June 28, 5–7 p.m. “Make-Ahead Meals.” July 18, 5:30–7 p.m. “Delta Tamales.” July 19, 5–7 p.m. $25 per class or session. farmviewmarket. com G.E.D. Tutoring (First Baptist Church) Professional educators offer idividualized tutoring for adults. Meets every Monday and Wednesday, 12:15–2:15 p.m. FREE! 706-548-6600, www.firstbaptist athens.org Gentle Hatha Yoga (St. Gregory’s Episcopal Church) Drop in for a gentle Hatha, mindfulnessbased class. Tuesdays, 5:30–7 p.m. $10. 706-543-0162, mfhealy@ bellsouth.net Heavy Metal Pilates (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Mondays and Wednesdays through May, 6 p.m. www.flickertheatreandbar.com Hot Yoga (Fuel Hot Yoga) Classes in hot yoga are offered seven days a week. Beginners welcome. Student discounts available. 706-353-9642, www.fuelhotyoga.com Love Your Body Again Yoga (Healing Arts Centre) (Sangha Yoga Studio) Tom Camp leads gentle movement and breath practices to improve overall comfort. All levels welcome. Mondays, 12–1 p.m. www.healingartscentre.net Salsa Dance Classes (Little Kings Shuffle Club) Cuban-style salsa dance classes (Casino-Rueda) with SALSAthens. No partner necessary. Beginners welcome. Every Wednesday, 7:30-8:30 p.m. $10 (incl. drink). www.facebook.com/ salsaathens Women to the World (PALS Institute) The PALS Institute provides training in GED preparation, literacy, EFL, business and computer skills to women. Women to the World covers the cost of materials and testing fees. 706-548-0000, survival@womentotheworld.org Yoga (Athens Five Points Yoga Studio) Classes are offered in Iyengar yoga, flow yoga, gentle flow, hot power flow, restorative yoga, alignment yoga and meditation.

Check website for weekly schedule. www.athensfivepointsyoga.com Yoga (Rubber Soul Yoga) Ongoing classes in Kundalini, Hatha, gentle yoga, laughing yoga, acroyoga, karate and one-on-one yoga as well as guided meditation. Check website for schedule. Donation based. calclements@gmail.com, www.rubbersoulyoga.com Yoga Teacher Training (Athens Yoga Institute) Get certified at the 200-hour level with yoga teacher training. Six-month format begins June 30. athensyogainstitute.com

Help Out Gallery Volunteers (Athens Institute for Contemporary Art: ATHICA) The gallery is seeking volunteers to assist in opening the gallery during exhibitions, preparing exhibitions, photography, graphic design and more. Must be at least 18 years old. volunteers@athica.org, www.athica.org

Artwork by Kip Ramey is currently on view in “The Mother Show IV” at the Lowery Gallery through Saturday, July 8.

Readers Needed (Learning Ally) Learning Ally is looking for volunteers to train as readers to help create audio textbooks for people with print disabilities. 706-549-1313, scourt@learningally.org Seeking Mentors (PALS Institute) Women to the World offers programs for obtaining a GED, computer literacy, language and job-skill training.

706-548-0000, www.womentothe world.org

Kidstuff ACC Summer Camps (Multiple Locations) Athens-Clarke County Leisure Services offers camps in science, dance, sports, art and more.

Visit website for dates and details.

706-613-3800, www.athensclarke county.com/leisure Academy Classes (Seney-Stovall Chapel) Rose of Athens Theatre presents a program for young actors.

Activities cover musical theater, stage movement, improv, scene study, and voice and speech. Check website for specific dates and age groups. June 5–23. 706-340-9181, academy@roseofathens.org, www.roseofathens.org Crawlers and Walkers Playgroup (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) A weekly meeting for parents and their children, ages 8–24 months, to relax and socialize. Wednesdays, 11 a.m.–12 p.m., www.reblossomathens.com Dance Camps and Classes (East Athens Educational Dance Center) A variety of dance camps and classes, including ballet, jazz and modern, are available for ages 6–15. 706-613-3624, www.athens clarkecounty.com/leisure Fashion Camp (Community) Create a moodboard, learn basic sewing,

reconstruct an item of clothing, sew from scratch and model your finished pieces. Ages 13–18. June 12–16, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. $158. communityathens@gmail.com, www.shopcommunityathens.com Hip Hop Camp & Girls Rock Camp (Athens, GA) Hip Hop Camp includes guest speakers, performers, history lessons on hip hop music, lessons in performing and more.

June 19–23. Showcase on June 24. Girls Rock Camp guides kids through music education, creation and performance. Campers form a band, write songs and perform. No experience required. July 31–Aug. 4. Showcase on Aug. 5. Ages 9–15. www.girlsrockathensga.org/signup Intermezzo Piano Academy (The Church at College Station) Each day of summer camp offers classes in rhythm, music history, composition, theory and piano ensemble for beginning and intermediate pianists.

Ages 5–12. Begins July 10–14. $160–260. intermezzo.academy@ gmail.com, www.intermezzopiano. com/piano-academy Kids Play Theatre Camp (Winterville Center for Community and Culture) Summer camp culminates in a performance at the end of the week. Ages 8–16. June 26–30, 9 a.m.–4 p.m. $150. 706-742-0823 New Moon Summer Adventure Camp (Athens, GA) Now accepting registration for a summer camp that travels to different locations daily. Activities include hiking, swimming and boating as well as educational trips.

Fee includes all activities and travel expenses. For ages 6–12. Weeks of June 12, June 19, July 10 & July 17. $175/week. 706-338-2892 Open Art Studio & Summer Camps (Frog Stomp Studio, 160 Tracy St.) Open Art Studio is

offered Tuesdays–Fridays. Weekly summer camps run June 12–July 24. Themes include “Movement & Simple Machines,” “Welcome to the Jungle,” “Space Dreams and Shooting Stars” and more. Ages 5–11. $200/week. Check website for descriptions and times. info@frog stompstudio.com, www.frogstomp studio.com Relate & Create Workshops (OCAF, Watkinsville) Week-long workshops will be offered in drawing, painting and pottery. Ages 12–18. Workshops begin in late June. Mondays–Fridays, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. 706-769-4565, info@ocaf.com, www.ocaf.com Report Card Rewards Program (Bishop Park) Any student K–12 in Athens may bring his or her final report card with to the ACC Leisure Services Aquatics Office for a free summer pool pass (all A’s or all E’s) or 10 free swims (all A’s and B’s or E’s and M’s). 706613-3589, ext. 226, www.athens clarkecounty.com/aquatics Splash Pad (Multiple Locations) ACC Leisure Services offers the Trail Creek Park Splash Pad and Rocksprings Splash Pad. Tuesdays–Sundays through Aug. 6, 10 a.m.–5:30 p.m. $1/person. Pool passes $20–40. www.athensclarke county.com/splashpad Sports Camps (Multiple Locations) Triathlon Camp for ages 8–12 at Bishop Park includes cycling, running and swimming.

June 26–30, 9 a.m.–2 p.m. $65–98. Skate Camp for ages 6–12 at Southeast Clarke Park covers maneuvers, skills and tricks. June 10–14 or July 17–21, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. Tennis camps for ages 7–16 are offered at the ACC Tennis Center and Bishop Park. www.athensclarke county.com/leisure

Summer Art Camp (OCAF, Watkinsville) Two-week sessions include one week of pottery and one week of painting and drawing instruction. Mondays–Fridays, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. 706-769-4565, info@ ocaf.com, www.ocaf.com Summer Art Camps (Smiling Robin Art Studio) Themes include Impressionists from June 5–9, insect art from June 12–14, ocean art from June 19–23, and solar system art June 26–30. For ages 5–10.

Email for information. rnunan@ joimail.com, www.facebook.com/ thesmilingrobin Summer Camps (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) Peace Camp teaches peacemaking skills through games, stories, art projects and yoga. Ages 6–12. June 26–30. Hogwarts School at the Pyramid is full of wizardry classes and Quidditch. July 10–14 or July 17–21. $80–150 (sliding scale).

706-546-7914, dre@uuathensga.org Summer Camps (Treehouse Kid and Craft) Camps include themed programming on food in art, mythical creatures and storytelling, recycling, sewing, stop-motion animation, superheroes, photography, natural wonders, animals, indie

crafts and more. Check website for full descriptions and dates. www. treehousekidandcraft.com Summer Camps (KA Artist Shop) “Creative Handwriting and Lettering Projects� for teens. June 19–23. $160. “Public Art and Social Sculpture� for teens. June 26–30. $200. www.kaartistshop.com Summer Code Camps (Four Athens) Four Athens offers weeklong day camps to teach kids coding skills through game development. “MineCraft Moddling & Art Camp� is for grades 2–5. Laptop required.

June 26–30, 9 a.m.–1 p.m. $175. “Teen Tech Experience� instructs students how to build a web application using the Ruby programming language. $475. fourathens.com Summer Enrichment Program (Athens Montessori School) Weekly programs include art, music, games and experiments.

Early morning drop-off and afternoon care available. Ages 6–12. $135/week. 706-549-8490, info@ athensmontessori.com Summer Theater Camps (Athens Little Playhouse) Weekly camps are offered through June 26.

Visit website for registration form. www.athenslittleplayhouse.net

art around town AMICI (233 E. Clayton St.) Artwork by Sarah Hess. Through July.

ANTIQUES & JEWELS ART GALLERY (290 N. Milledge Ave.) New paintings by Mary Porter, Greg Benson, Chatham Murray, Candle Brumby, Lana Mitchell and more.

ART ON THE SIDE GALLERY AND GIFTS (17 N. Main St., Watkinsville) A gallery featuring works by various artists in media including ceramics, paintings and fused glass.

ATHENS ART AND FRAME (1021 Parkway Blvd.) Heidi Hensley’s paintings depict colorful and eclectic scenes of Athens and UGA. ATHENS INSTITUTE FOR CONTEMPORARY ART (ATHICA) (160 Tracy St.) Curated by Candice Greathouse, “Domestic Structures� includes artwork

by InKyoung Chun, Meta Gary, Brittainy Lauback, Elizabeth Lide, Jessica Machacek, Lauren O’Connor-Korb and Christina Price Washington. Through June 3.

AURUM STUDIOS (125 E. Clayton St.) Photographic images by Richard Farmer, Beth Richardson and Kenneth Storey as well as new work by Andy Nasisse. Through June.

BENDZUNAS GLASS (89 W. South Ave., Comer) The family-run studio has been creating fine art glass for almost 40 years.

CINÉ BARCAFÉ (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “Dance This, Fight Thatâ€? is a solo show of works by Zuzka Vaclavik. Through July 7.

CITY OF WATKINSVILLE (Downtown Watkinsville) “Public Art Watkinsville: A Pop-up Sculpture Exhibit� consists of sculptures placed in prominent locations around downtown. Artists include Benjamin Lock, William Massey, Stan Mullins, Robert Clements and Joni Younkins-Herzog. “Artscape Oconee: The Monuments of Artland� features eight newly commissioned art panels and six refurbished panels of paintings.

THE CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) “Highlights� includes artists from the Classic Center’s permanent collection: June Ball, Greg Benson, Dianne Penny, Henry Ransom, John Ahee, Ana Anest and Lamar Wood.

CREATURE COMFORTS BREWING CO. (271 W. Hancock Ave.) “The Universe Within Us: Illustrations by Carlee Ingersoll.� Through June 18.

EARTH FARE (1689 S. Lumpkin St.) Artwork by Ruth Allen. Through June.

ELLISON, WALTON & BYRNE (2142 W. Broad St.) Plein air paintings by Michael Spronck. Through June.

FARMINGTON DEPOT GALLERY (1011 Salem Rd., Farmington) Owned and staffed by 14 artists, the gallery offers works by artists including Matt Alston, John Cleaveland, Peter Loose, Michael Pierce, Dan Smith, Cheri Wranosky and more. • The photography of Wendy Garfinkel-Gold presents new interpretations of the natural world through a focus on color, composition and light. Through June 25.

FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) James Greer and Mina Kim are collaborating on an illustrated tarot deck called Paradox Tarot. Greer has also recently released a new skateboard design. Through June 3. • Artwork by Mary Cims. June 5–30.

GALLERY@HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Rock Paper Scissors� presents works of paper by Malissa Ryler, Kendal Nevada King, Blaire Janine Taylor, Lucha Rodriguez, Leisa Rich and Elizabeth Lide. Through July 29.

GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) “Michael Ellison: Urban Impressions� includes block prints by the Atlanta-based printmaker.

Through June 4. • “The Past is Never Dead: Kristin Casalettoâ€? shares works of paper by the Augusta-based artist and teacher. Through July 30. • “The Genius of Martin Johnson Headeâ€? includes landscapes, marine scenes and still-life objects by the 19th century painter. June 3–Sept. 10.

GLASSCUBE@INDIGO (500 College Ave.) “Rainbow Cube� is a site-specific installation by Candice Greathouse and Curtis Ames. Through October.

HEIRLOOM CAFÉ (815 N. Chase St.) Greg Benson depicts landscapes using oils and pastels. Through July 3.

Support Groups Alanon 12 Step (Athens, GA) Recovery for people affected by someone else’s drinking. Weekly meetings are held at various times and locations around Athens. 478955-3422, www.ga-al-anon.org Alcoholics Anonymous (Athens, GA) If you want to drink, that’s your business. If you want to stop, we can help. www.athensaa.org Caregivers’ Support Group (Tuckston United Methodist Church) Find support with other caregivers.

Non-denominational meetings are held the second Sunday of each month. 706-850-7272 Dudes Helping Dudes (Nuçi’s Space) A weekly support group for anyone who identifies as a man.

Park in the lot across the street.

Thursdays, 6–7 p.m. tinyurl.com/ DudesHelpingDudes, www.brainaid fest.com Emotions Anonymous (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) A 12-step program open to anyone with a desire to become well emotionally. Meets Sundays, 4–5 p.m. 706-202-7463, www.emotions anonymous.org

New Mamas’ Group (reBlossom Mama Baby Shop) Meet other parents with babies. Tuesdays, 10 a.m. www.reblossomathens.com

On The Street Athens PĂŠtanque Club (Outside of 1000 Faces Coffee) Play a friendly game of PĂŠtanque, a French version of bocce ball, at the PĂŠtanque terrain.

Beginners welcome. RSVP. Sundays, 7–8 p.m. athenspetanqueclub@ gmail.com, athenspetanqueclub.wix. com/play Athens Street Hockey (YMCA) (Hockey Rink) Players of all skill levels can play in a local hockey rink.

Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m. athensfloorhockey@gmail.com Sunscreen Pilot Program (Multiple Locations) A partnership between the ACC Leisure Services Department and Piedmont Athens Regional will provide free sunscreen dispensers. “SPF is your BFF.�

Locations include the ACC Tennis Center, Sandy Creek Nature Center, Sandy Creek Park beach and boat launch, and the World of Wonder Park at Southeast Clarke Park.

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Through June.

HIP VINTAGE & HANDMADE (215 Commerce Blvd.) Graphic designer and photographer Keith Bennett shares a collection of manipulated images.

Through June.

JUST PHO‌AND MORE (1063 Baxter St.) Paintings by Leslie Moody.

Through June.

K.A. ARTIST SHOP (127 N. Jackson St.) The “Spring Showcase� focuses on “process� through the works of Malissa Ryder, Kenneth Kase, Hannah Betzel, Michele Chidester and Leslie Snipes. Through June.

LOWERY GALLERY (2400 Booger Hill Rd., Danielsville) The gallery features paper and canvas giclee prints by Athens artists as well as artists’ renderings of Athens. • “The Mother Show IVâ€? presents artwork inspired by the theme of motherhood from over 30 artists including Manda McKay, Claire Clements, Lisa Freeman, Joni Younkins-Herzog, Lucy Calhoun, Julia Vereen, Njambi Mwuara and Ruth Allen. Through July 8.

LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (293 Hoyt St.) “We Are the Other: A Photographic Portrait of Athensâ€? was created through Wing Young Huie’s chalk talks, a public art project. Through June 1. • In the Lounge Gallery, Katherine Burke presents “On a Whim,â€? a solo show of collages created in response to childhood memories. Currently on view through Aug. 24. • David Hale’s “Beloved Landâ€? series was inspired by the Creek (or Muscogee) Indians. Reception June 15. Currently on view through July 22. • “Scenes from the Bible: Woodcarvings by Cal Logueâ€? contains 50 scenes. Reception June 15. Currently on view through July 22. • “To & Fro: Correspondence Art by Jack Logan & Kosmo Vinyl.â€? Reception June 15. On view June 3–July 29.

MADISON MORGAN CULTURAL CENTER (434 S. Main St., Madison) The “40 Years: Madison Morgan Cultural Center� exhibit celebrates the creation, history and evolution of the MMCC through photographs, artifacts and text.

Through Aug. 27.

MAMA’S BOY (197 Oak St.) Paintings and collage works by Meg Abbott and Sakura Stephens. Proceeds from the exhibition benefit PALS. Through May. MASON-SCHARFENSTEIN MUSEUM OF ART (567 Georgia St., Demorest) Curated by John Lee Matney, “Locus� includes works by Dana Jo Cooley, Andy Cherewick, Brian Hitselberger, Christi Harris and Michael K. Paxton. Reception June 10. Currently on view through June 25.

OCONEE COUNTY LIBRARY (1080 Experiment Station Rd., Watkinsville) Betsey Barth Withington shares a collection of artwork. Reception June 4.

Through June.

OCONEE CULTURAL ARTS FOUNDATION (OCAF) (34 School St., Watkinsville)The “Annual Members’ Exhibition� showcases the artwork of the gallery’s supporters. Opening reception June 2. Through July 7.

RICHARD B. RUSSELL JR. SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARIES (300 S. Hull St.) In the Russell Library Gallery, see “On the Stump: What Does it Take to Get Elected in Georgia.â€? Through Aug. 18. • In the Brown Media Library, see the “Steele Vintage Broadcast Microphone Collection.â€?

THE SURGERY CENTER (2142 W. Broad St.) Scientific botanical drawings and paintings by O.C. Carlisle. Through June.

TERRAPIN BEER CO. (265 Newton Bridge Rd.) Artwork by Kenzi Fennimore.

Through June.

UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST FELLOWSHIP OF ATHENS (780 Timothy Rd.) Elizabeth Bishop-Martin’s landscapes, chickens and other birds are depicted through acrylic paint and colored pencil. Through July.

WHITE TIGER (217 Hiawassee Ave.) New paintings, drawings and block prints by Cooper Holmes.

WINTERVILLE CENTER FOR COMMUNITY CULTURE (371 N. Church St., Winterville) Presented by the Winterville Arts Council, a marigoldthemed exhibition celebrates this month’s Winterville Marigold Festival.

THE WORLD FAMOUS (351 N. Hull St.) Permanent artists include RA Miller, Chris Hubbard, Travis Craig, Michelle Fontaine, Dan Smith, Greg Stone and more.

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W/D, on buslines. $475/ mo., $400 dep. Incl. water, electric, cable, w i f i , p r i n t e r. S e n d resume: gemcgriff@aol. com.

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Brand new, in the plastic. $175. King-size pillow top mattress set. Brand new, in the plastic. $295.

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UGA Community Music School. Group and private instruction avail. for students 18 mos. through adult seniors! Private instruction in popular and classical styles. ugacms. uga.edu, ugacms@uga. edu, 706-542-2894.

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Della (47069) is stunning with her shiny coat and big smile. She is sweet, happy, gentle, affectionate and housetrained. Della likes kids, dogs and cats!

Patches (46843) is a goofy bundle of fun.

He is always ready to play, cuddle and snuggle. Patches is affectionate and has a topsy turvy heart on his nose!

Roxie (46599) is a happy, gentle and playful girl. She has a big smile. Roxie loves everyone. She is a great cuddler too!

These pets and many others are available for adoption at: Athens-Clarke County Animal Control 125 Buddy Christian Way · 706-613-3540 Open every day except Wednesday 10am-4pm

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Jobs Full-time Athens Country Club is looking for FT and PT line cooks. Great pay, benefits and employee meals.

Apply in person: 2700 Jefferson Rd. Tue.–Fri. 2–4.

Busy hair salon in downtown Athens needs a Salon Cleaner w/ attention to detail and ability to carry supplies up 3 flights of steps.

Mon–Fri 8:30a.m.–3p.m.

Please apply in person (No phone calls please).

Republic Salon: 312 E. Broad St., 3rd flr. (Jackson St. entrance).

Front Desk and Housekeeping needed.

Must be flex. all shifts, 7 days. Wingate, 255 North Ave. Apply in person, bring resume. 8:30a.m.– 2p.m., M–F. Mr. Singh.

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Graduate Athens is seeking FT experienced Line Cook.

Must have weekend/night availability. Great benefits!

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Growing local company is hiring! Production artist positions and customer service opportunities avail.

Apply online at uberprints. workable.com.

Modern Age is hiring! FT positions avail. Vaping experience/knowledge a plus! Bring resumes into Modern Age. No phone calls please.

Smoker’s Den is hiring!

FT positions avail. Vaping experience/knowledge a plus! Bring resumes into Smoker’s Den. No phone calls please.

Town 220 Restaurant is now hiring experienced kitchen staff. Must be available on weekends and able to work days and/or nights. (We are closed Sunday and Monday!) We are seeking candidates that have experience as a line cook and/or sous chef in a full service restaurant. Apply in person at Town 220 Restaurant in Madison, GA at 220 W. Washington St. Ask for Shauna.

Part-time DePalmas on Timothy Rd. is now hiring experienced pizza makers. Must have experience hand tossing pizzas. Please apply in person: 2080 Timothy Rd., DePalmas Italian Cafe.

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Graduate Athens is seeking PT Banquet Servers.

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In our relaxed work environment you create your own schedule and get paid to type! CBSG is a financial transcription company seeking those w/ strong touch-typing and English grammar/ comprehension skills for our office on S. Milledge Ave. Learn about being an employee and apply at https://www.ctscribes. com.

Seeking servers at Athens Country Club. Free food and golf. Will train and flexible hours. Apply in person: 2700 Jefferson Rd. Tue.–Fri. 2–4.

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The Madison Oglethorpe Animal Shelter seeks receptionist. Wed.–Sun., 8a.m.–5p.m. 40hrs/wk, $7.25/hr. Must be 18 yrs of age or older. Reception e x p e r i e n c e p re f e r re d but not required. Send resume: moaspets@ gmail.com or complete application at: 1888 Colbert-Danielsville Rd. Danielsville. 706-7952868.

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Due to its inherently campy nature, “Baywatch” makes for a tricky screen adaptation. The temptation is to go full camp, essentially becoming a scattershot parody; the team of writers, which includes the notorious, lovable Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant, opt to go with the more straight-faced reboot, pepper it with gags and let it play like a two-hour pilot for a fall Fox revival. This decision makes the casting of Dwayne Johnson in Hasselhoff’s stead as Lt. Mitch Buchannon even more crucial to the movie’s moderate value as an earlysummer diversion.

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES (PG-13) Five movies in, Pirates is a franchise with a star that still needs a hero. As played by Johnny Depp, Capt. Jack Sparrow succeeds as a humorous supporting character, but this series needs a swashPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales buckler. In Dead Men Tell No Tales, the filmmakers offer yet another pretty, young Orlando Bloom substitute—this time around, it’s Brenton Thwaites of The Giver and Maleficent— without any heroic heft. For two-plus hours, Jack sashays from one intricately computer designed set-piece to another, Check it out! I invented the fidget spinner! and each one is more assaultive than its predecessor, so that the of crack lifeguards—Stephanie Holden audience winds up more exhausted than (Ilfenesh Hadera) and C.J. Parker (Kelly entertained by the time the post-credits Rohrbach)—in protecting the beaches scene promises yet another adventure. of Emerald Bay (sort of like Miami, but As if it matters, the plot of Pirates 5 calmer). But these pros do not just guard revolves around Jack being without his the lives of swimmers; they foil all sorts beloved Black Pearl, pursued by Geoffrey of crime, as well as deal with multiple Rush’s Capt. Hector Barbossa, again. Also disasters. The film incarnations of Mitch, on Jack’s tail is the cursed ghost of Capt.

Stephanie and C.J. must not only stop the Salazar (Javier Bardem) and his deceased dealing of a dangerous new drug, flakka, on their beach; they also need to break in three crew on the Silent Mary. Joining Jack are Will Turner’s son, Henry (Thwaites), trainees—two-time Olympic gold medalist and whip-smart Carina Smyth (Kaya Matt Brody (Zac Efron), standout Summer Scodelario), both of whom are searching for Quinn (Alexandra Daddario) and out-ofshape C.J. devotee, Ronnie Greenbaum (Jon the legendary trident of Poseidon, which will break all of the sea’s curses.

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Kon-Tiki directors Joachim Ronning and Like its inspiration, the movie treats Espen Sandberg fill Pirates 5 with so much the lifeguards’ drug-dealing investigation fun supporting chaff that its lack of any like they have walked onto an episode filling wheat is all the more disappointing. of “Miami Vice.” Only Brody, a class-A The attempted concurrent executions of Olympic disaster à la Ryan Lochte forced Jack and Carina lead to the movie’s most on Buchannon by his boss (Rob Huebel), thrillingly original set-piece—next to the sees this issue as one to be handled by the rotting shark attack. Pirates of the Caribbean police, not these guardians of the beach. should be Indiana Jones on the High Seas, but Some of the movie’s funniest moments since the surprising first film, the franchise occur when Mitch and crew run afoul of has spent far too much time stuck in the beach beat-cop Sgt. Ellerbee (Yahya Abduldoldrums. f Mateen II). And nothing in the movie is

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By Bonita Applebum advice@flagpole.com Dear Bonita, I’m a young woman, and my sex drive is pretty much dead. I’m active socially, and used to be sexually, but I don’t feel the desire to have sex like I used to. I’ve dealt with some stressful stuff lately. I don’t want to be specific, but the past couple of years have been hard on me, and it’s really having an effect on my desire for intimacy. I want to be dating and getting laid, but I just feel no motivation to do either. Any suggestions on how I might break out of my malaise and find a man?

You’re already making progress by pinpointing the cause, which sounds like general stress and anxiety. Is there more that you can do to lessen the causes of this stress? (Therapy, doctors, prescriptions, et al.) If it’s been a couple years of bad news,

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I worry you’ve fallen into the rhythm of being bored and doing nothing. You might desire sex and dating, but malaise has become your default—a comfortable place to be.

Perhaps it’s time to really push yourself out of your comfort zone and make a move on someone. If you lose interest and change your mind, let that person know you’ve got stuff to deal with, and your decision has nothing to do with him. If that feels completely unnatural, continue to wait. It’s important not to push yourself into intimate situations, because often the desired effect is much less than the price you pay.

Just take it easy, and go out on a limb once you feel comfortable making a move.

I love road trips, and schedule a few every summer for me and my friends. We have a lot of fun and make tons of memories, and pretty soon we’re gonna be driving all the way to New Orleans. This will be our longest trip together yet, and we’re actually gonna have a caravan of three vehicles. I can’t wait!

Here’s the catch, though. We’ve got one friend who rarely comes along but wants to join us for this trip, and this man is a nightmare

I don’t want him in my car. I don’t want him on the trip at all! I told his fiancee that they should just ride together alone, and she got pretty pissed.

She knows he’s a handful, but now they’re both insulted that I don’t wanna ride with them.

NO ONE wants to ride with them! How can I talk to them about this without losing two friends?

You sound like an adult, and this guy sounds childish as hell. I don’t think he should be judged for his disabilities or pain issues, but harassing gas station attendees and making everyone wait while he putzes around a Flying J is inconsiderate. No one likes anyone pulling rank over the radio on a road trip, either. This isn’t understandable, forgivable behavior.

Honestly, this guy sounds like a butthole, and you shouldn’t have to travel with him or his fiancee if you don’t want to. They should be mature enough to understand that his travel needs are too specific for him to carpool with y’all and still keep everyone on schedule and in good spirits. Simply put, they need to take their own car or stay home. f

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