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for infrastructure along the corridor, and so far the tax allocation district (TAD) is taking in about $200,000 a year, according to Girtz. That funding could be used as collateral for a loan or to pay back bonds, he said. A committee of property and business owners is recommending roundabouts at Kathwood Drive and Vincent Drive, a road diet study, additional lighting and construction of sidewalks to make the corridor safer. “As a parent who’s driven this corridor 10,000 times, taking a kid to the ballpark [the Holland Youth Sports Complex] is not optimally safe,” Girtz said. Other items up for a vote in January include: a design for an $8.3 million recovered material processing and reuse facility, to replace the current outdated recycling center; an all-way yield sign at Boulevard and Nacoochee Avenue; a concept plan for

income homebuyers; a $1.7 million grant application for intersection improvements at Oglethorpe and Hawthorne avenues; and accepting $420,000 from the Athens Downtown Development Authority to build a pocket park at the Costa Building parking lot on Washington Street.

Yalamanchili Sworn In as DA

The Athens-Clarke County Commission District Attorney-elect Kalki Yalamaning of lawmakers at UGA that there is little narrowly approved a resolution last week chili was sworn in on Dec. 16, although he appetite among Republicans for any major that could do away with costly and often won’t officially take over as Athens’ top changes to elections next year. sparsely attended runoff elections. prosecutor until Jan. 1. The resolution in support of ranked Judge Lawton Stephens—who swore in choice voting, also known as instant runYalamanchili as an assistant DA 12 years The commission will spend $4.5 million offs, passed 6–5, with Mayor Kelly Girtz ago—administered the oath of office, with to repair broken elevators and make other breaking the tie. The resolution doesn’t fellow Superior Court judges Lisa Lott, Eric repairs at the county courthouse, even commit ACC to implementing ranked Norris and Patrick Haggard, other local though it’s slated for a top-to-bottom renochoice voting—where voters rank the canjudges, Police Chief Jerry Saulters, other vation within the next few years. didates in order of preference instead of law enforcement officials and a number choosing just one—but asks the state of lawyers also present in Stephens’ legislature for permission to explore packed courtroom. the possibility. Yalamanchili had to pause to com“This is just us saying to the state pose himself as he thanked his parents legislative body, could we have this for the opportunities they provided option?” Commissioner Melissa Link and his wife, Caitlyn, for sacrifices she said at a called voting meeting Dec. 17. made in allowing him to run for DA. If the legislature approves, the local He promised to make Athens “a safe government would gauge public opincommunity that applies the law equally ion, consult the ACC Board of Elections to all people.” and possibly hold a countywide runoff The defense attorney ran as an before making the change, Link said. independent in the November elecTurnout for runoffs in down-ballot tion, defeating progressive Democrat races can drop precipitously—for Deborah Gonzalez, the incumbent, by example, just 160 people voted in a casting himself as a more moderate June runoff for a school board seat and competent alternative. With the after 893 voted in a May three-person support of Republicans as well as thourace. “The numbers drop so, so low for sands of Kamala Harris voters, Yalathose runoffs,” Commissioner Carol manchili received 59% of the vote in Myers said. “This would allow more Clarke and Oconee counties combined. people to be involved in the decision- One of the main criticisms against making process.” Gonzalez was that she was never able Commissioner Dexter Fisher, who to fully staff her office, operating at Kalki Yalamanchili was sworn in as district attorney Dec. 16 before a packed house in Judge Lawton Stephens’ voted against the resolution, said the times with as few as three or four courtroom. public has not been consulted, a cost attorneys out of 16 funded positions. analysis hasn’t been done, and ranked Yalamanchili told Flagpole that he is The inmate elevator was installed in choice voting could confuse the public. “We already forwarding resumes to Athens- a sidewalk along Sycamore Drive; a conthe 1970s, and the manufacturer stopped need a deep dive into this and really find Clarke County Human Resources, and that tract to design a sidewalk, crosswalks and servicing that model in 2001. Both of the out what the community thinks,” he said. he hopes to bring in about six new ADAs shared-use path along Lexington Road; public elevators have been on the fritz That’s exactly what the resolution would within the first couple weeks of his term. $62,000 in funding for the Athens Land at various times for the past few years as accomplish, Girtz said in casting the tie- Holdovers hired by Gonzalez will also be Trust and East Athens Development Corp. well. None of them are currently working. breaking vote. “This is an opportunity for given a chance to stay, he said. f to provide housing counseling for low- Because parts are not available, it will take us to do that next level of exploration,” he an estimated seven months to make the said. repairs. Link, Myers and commissioners Jesse ACC officials had hoped to cannibalize Houle, Patrick Davenport and Ovita Thornparts from one elevator to keep the other ton supported the resolution (despite running until the courthouse undergoes Thornton’s previous statement that she a full renovation as part of an upcoming would no longer support any resolutions). Fisher was joined by commissioners Tiffany space modernization project. $78 million in sales tax revenue from SPLOST 2020 Taylor, Allison Wright, John Culpepper and is budgeted to build a new judicial center Mike Hamby in opposition. and turn the existing courthouse into city Houle cited the cost of runoff elections as a reason to support ranked choice voting: government offices. But that project is still years away. ACC has spent $537,000 on runoffs since In addition to the elevators, ACC is also 2020, according to a memo from the manreplacing the courthouse’s aging HVAC ager’s office. “I think there are better ways system, replacing the roof and making we could spend half a million dollars,” they other, smaller upgrades. The total cost is said. $4.5 million. Houle also noted that Georgia has “The vast majority of these projects are already instituted ranked choice voting for things that would need to be done as it’s overseas and military voters, because of converted to an administrative building,” the tight timeframes for sending out and assistant manager Andrew Saunders told returning those ballots by mail. commissioners at their Dec. 17 agenda- Several Athens residents have been setting meeting. A vote on the expenditure pushing the mayor and commission for is scheduled for Jan. 7. the resolution in recent months. However, The commission will also vote next ranked choice voting faces an uphill battle month on recommendations for safety under the Gold Dome. During the last legimprovements to Newton Bridge Road. islative session, Lt. Gov. Burt Jones introProperty tax growth from new developduced a bill to ban it, and House Speaker ments like General Time is being set aside Jon Burns told reporters at a recent gather-

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THE DAWGS CAN END AN UP-AND-DOWN SEASON WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP

By Cy Brown news@flagpole.com Of all the seasons to stop writing about Georgia football, I can’t say this was the best one to pick. Since I last had the opportunity to write about the Dawgs—I’ve been dealing with a 10-month-old with enough energy to power the light show at Sanford Stadium—all that’s happened is the most eventful season in living memory. Let’s see… There was a beatdown of Clemson to open the season. We’ve suffered as many losses this year as we had the previous three seasons. One was a heartbreaker to Alabama after storming back from a 28-point deficit. The other was a drubbing at the hands of Ole Miss. We went to Austin and beat a rejuvenated Texas program. Tennessee came to Athens for the biggest game the Classic City has seen in CONOR DILLON / UGAAA

of the sport through the transfer portal, this is the thinnest roster Smart has had at Georgia. Long gone are the days where you can stack five-stars on top of five-stars. And that cost us dearly as injuries stacked up this season, particularly in the backfield and on the offensive line. The talent disparity compared to seasons past bore itself out on the field. Drops were endemic among the receiving corps. The defensive backs struggled in coverage and even more with their tackling. The aforementioned injuries along the offensive line and in the backfield created an anemic run game for stretches of the season. Carson Beck regressed—in no small part because of the drops—and had a string of multi-interception games. Which is all to say, I’m a bit stunned we’re not only in the College Football Playoff, we have a bye and arguably one of the best paths to winning a title. This team was chock full of flaws, but if we win three more games, all anyone will remember is that they’re national champions. Somehow, through the grace of God or the selection commitCarson Beck was all smiles after winning the SEC Championship despite tee, we avoided the injuring his arm. most dangerous side of the bracket. We some years and got their ass whooped. We won’t have to play Oregon, Ohio State, Tenwent to eight overtimes against Georgia nessee or Texas (again) until the national Tech. And through some fortunate twists championship game. And if I were to name of fate, we ended up in Atlanta for an SEC the four teams I would least like to play in Championship rematch with the Longthis tournament, it would be those four. horns, besting them in overtime with a The Dawgs will be playing the winner of backup quarterback to win the conference Notre Dame vs. Indiana, the most importfor the third time in Kirby Smart’s tenure. ant Indiana state championship game since Did I miss anything? Lots, actually, but the Milan Miracle, which the Irish were you get the gist. This was a wild season. favored to win. Should we win that game, And now the stage is set for a wild postwe’ll face either Boise State and its star season—the first ever 12-team College tailback Ashton Jeanty, or the winner of the Football Playoff. Our reward for winning opening round game between Penn State the SEC is an opening round bye and a date and SMU in the semifinal. If we make it to with the winner of Notre Dame vs. Indiana the championship, I wager we’ll see one of in the Sugar Bowl. But with the new format, those four teams I’d like to play least. we’ll need to win three more games in order Suffice it to say, I have no clue how any to claim the national title. of this will shake out. Adding to the uncerRegardless of what happens over the tainty is the fact we still don’t know the next one to three games, I feel safe in saying status of Carson Beck following his injury this is Smart’s most impressive coaching job in the SEC Championship. I imagine Kirby to date. With trips to Austin, Tuscaloosa will want to keep his status close to the vest and Oxford, along with an opener against and we won’t have an answer to who will Clemson in Atlanta and the Tennessee start until closer to the Sugar Bowl. But I’d game, this was the most grueling schedule guess Gunner Stockton gets the nod, if only in Georgia football history, and we still because the hit on Beck was super gnarly, emerged as SEC champs. and I don’t know how your arm can move Kirby has certainly had teams that were like that without needing surgery. considerably better and more talented, but So if you had me guess how the playoffs that’s the point. We lost some of the most will shake out for the Dawgs, I’ll just have important players in the back-to-back title to shrug my shoulders. This team has been teams—Brock Bowers, Ladd McConkey, a mystery to me all season. But if they do Javon Bullard, Kamari Lassiter, Amarius somehow grab three more wins and become Mims—and we’re still in a position to win a national champs, you can’t say they didn’t title. On top of that, thanks to the leveling earn it. f

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EVENTS: Holiday Lights (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) Rev. Dr. Pippin Whitaker leads an all-ages service with music and a holiday cookie exchange afterwards. 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.uuathensga. org GAMES: Lunch & Learn (Tyche’s Games) Bring your lunch and learn new games. 11:30 a.m. FREE! www. tychesgames.com

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Friday 27 EVENTS: Kwanzaa Celebration (Ebenezer Baptist Church East) All races and ethnic groups are welcome to celebrate, with this night’s theme being self-determination. 5:30 p.m. FREE! dwightacey@ gmail.com GAMES: Bad Dog Trivia (Soldier of the Sea Distillery) Test your trivia knowledge with host Miles Bunch. Fridays, 7 p.m. www.facebook.com/ baddogathens GAMES: Friday Night Initiative (Online: Tyche’s Games) Learn how to play a new roleplaying game. New players welcome. 7 p.m. FREE! www.tychesgames.com KIDSTUFF: Meet & Play (Bogart Library) Drop in for facilitated open play with age-appropriate toys. Best for ages 6 & under. Every Friday, 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athens library.org/bogart PERFORMANCE: Athens Showgirl Cabaret Fabulous Fridays Christmas Show (Hendershots) Enjoy a fabulous night of drag fun with a Christmas show. Ages 18 & up. 8–11 p.m. $5. www.athens showgirlcabaret.com SPORTS: Athens Rock Lobsters vs. Port Huron Prowlers (Akins Ford Arena) Cheer on the home team in this hockey match. 7 p.m. $20–43. www.classiccenter.com

Saturday 28 ART: Ceramics Open Studio & Holiday Sale (Southern Star Studio) Browse a variety of pottery from resident artists. 10 a.m.–4 p.m. www.southernstarstudioathens.com EVENTS: Kwanzaa Celebration (Youth Force Hub) All races and ethnic groups are welcome to celebrate, with this night’s theme being collective work and responsibility. 2 p.m. FREE! dwightacey@gmail. com

Sunday 29 COMEDY: Comedy Open Mic (MaiKai Kava Lounge) Show up and go up with your stand-up material. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.instagram. com/bulaatmaikai COMEDY: Santa Claus & Me (The Globe) Take This! will chronicle Santa Claus’ life thru cinema and television via improv comedy. 9 p.m. $7. www.facebook.com/globe. athens EVENTS: Kwanzaa Celebration (ACC Library) All races and ethnic groups are welcome to celebrate, with this night’s theme being cooperative economics. 2:30 p.m. FREE! dwightacey@gmail.com GAMES: Bad Dog Trivia (The Globe) Test your trivia knowledge with host TJ Wayt. Sundays, 6 p.m. www. facebook.com/baddogathens KIDSTUFF: Kwanzaa Storytime (ACC Library) Join the Athens Kwanzaa Alliance to learn about and celebrate Kwanzaa. All ages. Dec. 29, 3 p.m. Dec. 30, 2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org SPORTS: Classic City Pétanque Club (Lay Park) New players welcome. Scheduled days are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. info@petanque.org, www.athenspetanque.org

Monday 30 COMEDY: Kick-Back Comedy (Gyro Wrap) Trey Lissemore hosts a lineup of local comedians. The Upstairs Bar and Comedy Club. Last Mondays, 8 p.m. $7 (adv.), $10. www.instagram.com/theup_stairsbar EVENTS: Kwanzaa Celebration (ACC Library) All races and ethnic groups are welcome to celebrate, with this night’s theme being purpose. 2:30 p.m. FREE! dwight acey@gmail.com GAMES: General Trivia (Athentic Brewing Co.) Test your trivia knowledge. Mondays, 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.athenticbrewing.com KIDSTUFF: Monday Funday (Bogart Library) Join Ms. Donna for songs, fingerplays, storytelling and STEAM activities. Ages 3–7 years. Registration suggested. 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/bogart KIDSTUFF: Kwanzaa Storytime (ACC Library) Join the Athens Kwanzaa Alliance to learn about and celebrate Kwanzaa. All ages. Dec. 29, 3 p.m. Dec. 30, 2 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org

MEETINGS: Film Athens (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Meet and network with others in the filmmaking community (actors, directors, etc.) during happy hour. 5 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreandbar.com

Tuesday 31 EVENTS: Kwanzaa Celebration (Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Athens) All races and ethnic groups are welcome to celebrate, with this night’s theme being creativity. 3 p.m. FREE! dwightacey@gmail. com EVENTS: New Years Eve Acro Yoga Pajama Party (Revolution Therapy and Yoga) Wear your paja-

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GAMES: Thursday Trivia (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Test your trivia knowledge with host Todd Henderson. 6:30 p.m. www.johnnys pizza.com KIDSTUFF: ACC New Year, New Fun Camp (Howard Park & Community Center) A day packed with crafts, games, and lots of surprises to celebrate the new year. Registration required. Ages 6–12. 9 a.m.–4 p.m. $15 (resident), $22.50 (non-resident). www.accgovga. myrec.com KIDSTUFF: Open Play (Oconee County Library) Drop in for playtime that’s focused on encouraging early

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EVENTS: Kwanzaa Celebration (First AME Church) All races and ethnic groups are welcome to celebrate, with this night’s theme being unity. 5:30 p.m. FREE! dwight acey@gmail.com GAMES: Thursday Trivia (Johnny’s New York Style Pizza) Test your trivia knowledge with host Todd Henderson. 6:30 p.m. www.johnnys pizza.com SPORTS: Classic City Pétanque Club (Lay Park) New players welcome. Scheduled days are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. info@petanque.org, www.athenspetanque.org

EVENTS: TIMBAthens Dance Social & Fundraiser (Athentic Brewing Co.) Get your groove on to salsa, timba, bachata and merengue while raising funds for the Cuban Music & Dance Festival. 8 p.m.–12 a.m. $10. www.timbathens.com FILM: Athentic Movie Night (Athentic Brewing Co.) Screening of the classic action film Die Hard. 5 p.m. FREE! www.athenticbrewing.com GAMES: Board Games (Bogart Library) Meet friends or make new ones while playing a variety of games. 2–4 p.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/bogart SPORTS: Athens Rock Lobsters vs. Port Huron Prowlers (Akins Ford Arena) Cheer on the home team in this hockey match. 7 p.m. $20–43. www.classiccenter.com

The Athens Rock Lobsters have hockey games set for Dec. 27–28 & 31 and Jan. 3–4 at the Akins Ford Arena. mas for some acro yoga followed by sparkling cider. 5:30 p.m. Donations encouraged. www.revolution therapyandyoga.com EVENTS: A Shaken, Not Stirred New Year’s Eve (The Bond House) Enjoy a formal Masquerade Ball with music, food, an open bar, photographers, fireworks and more. 9 p.m. $10. Find The Bond House on Facebook GAMES: Lunch & Learn (Tyche’s Games) Bring your lunch and learn new games. 11:30 a.m. FREE! www. tychesgames.com KIDSTUFF: Happy Noon Year (ACC Library) Ring in the Noon Year with stories, music, crafts and a countdown to noon with a balloon drop. All ages. 11 a.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org SPORTS: Athens Rock Lobsters vs. Mississippi Sea Wolves (Akins Ford Arena) Cheer on the home team in this hockey match. 7 p.m. $20–43. www.classiccenter.com

Wednesday 1 GAMES: Shadowfist Power Lunch (Tyche’s Games) Come down with your lunch and play Shadowfist. New players welcome. 12 p.m. FREE! www.tychesgames.com OUTDOORS: First Day 5K Trail Run (Watson Mill Bridge State Park) Run into the New Year with the park rangers on this moderate trail route. 9 a.m. & 10 a.m. $5 (parking). www.gastateparks.org/ WatsonMillBridge SPORTS: UGA Sugar Bowl Watch Party (Athentic Brewing Co.) The UGA Alumni Association will have giveaways ahead of cheering on the football team. 8 p.m. FREE! www. athenticbrewing.com

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literacy and brain building. Ages 5 & under. 11 a.m. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: LEGO Club (Oconee County Library) Drop in to free build and create, or do one of the fun LEGO challenges. Ages 5–12. Thursdays, 3:30–5:30. FREE! www. athenslibrary.org/oconee SPORTS: Classic City Pétanque Club (Lay Park) New players welcome. Scheduled days are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. info@petanque.org, www.athenspetanque.org

Friday 3 COMEDY: 50 First Jokes (40 Watt Club) Hosted by Joe Pettis, 50 of Georgia’s best comics share their first new joke of the year. 7 p.m. (doors). $10 (adv.), $12. www.40watt.com EVENTS: New Year Birthday Bash (1055 Barber) Open bar, food truck, games, photo booth, raffle, live DJ, music performances and more. 11 p.m.–2 a.m. $25. www. eventbrite.com/e/new-years-party- tickets-1059241733539 GAMES: Bad Dog Trivia (Soldier of the Sea Distillery) Test your trivia knowledge with host Miles Bunch. Fridays, 7 p.m. www.facebook.com/ baddogathens GAMES: Friday Night Initiative (Online: Tyche’s Games) Learn how to play a new roleplaying game. New players welcome. 7 p.m. FREE! www.tychesgames.com KIDSTUFF: Meet & Play (Bogart Library) Drop in for facilitated open play with age-appropriate toys. Best for ages 6 & under. Every Friday, 10:30 a.m. FREE! www.athens library.org/bogart

SPORTS: Athens Rock Lobsters vs. Columbus River Dragons (Akins Ford Arena) Cheer on the home team in this hockey match. 7 p.m. $20–43. www.classiccenter. com

Saturday 4 EVENTS: Bring One for the Chipper (Various Locations) Give your tree a second life as compost, mulch or fish habitat by bringing your undecorated tree to one of eight drop-off locations. 9 a.m.–1 p.m. www. accgov.com/chipper FILM: Wild Wild West End (Flicker Theatre & Bar) Attaboy Presents a film screening followed by live music performances. 7 p.m. (doors). $10. www.flickertheatre andbar.com GAMES: Learn to Play the Shadowrun RPG (Tyche’s Games) Face off against the mega-corporations in a dark future. 12 p.m. FREE! www.tychesgames.com PERFORMANCE: Athens Showgirl Cabaret Drag For All (Hendershots) Enjoy a fabulous night of drag fun with the first show of 2025 featuring Atlanta performer Ivana Hero. All ages welcome. 8–11 p.m. $5. www.athensshowgirlcabaret.com SPORTS: Athens Rock Lobsters vs. Columbus River Dragons (Akins Ford Arena) Cheer on the home team in this hockey match. 7 p.m. $20–43. www.classiccenter.com

Sunday 5 COMEDY: Classic Comedy Showcase (The Globe) Athens Comedy presents a lineup of local comedians hosted by Lanny Farmer. First Sundays, 9 p.m. $7. www.athens comedy.com COMEDY: Improv Connect (Athentic Brewing Co.) Watch live improv and learn some tips and tricks on how to perfect your acting skills. 1 p.m. www.athenticbrewing.com COMEDY: Comedy Open Mic (MaiKai Kava Lounge) Show up and go up with your stand-up material. 6–8 p.m. FREE! www.instagram. com/bulaatmaikai GAMES: Bad Dog Trivia (The Globe) Test your trivia knowledge with host TJ Wayt. Sundays, 6 p.m. www. facebook.com/baddogathens SPORTS: Classic City Pétanque Club (Lay Park) New players welcome. Scheduled days are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. info@petanque.org, www.athenspetanque.org

Monday 6 EVENTS: OLLI Fest (Oconee County Civic Center) Learn more about OLLI, the learning and social organization for adults over 50, with a drawing for free membership. 1–3 p.m. FREE! olli.uga.edu GAMES: Bad Dog Trivia (LumberJaxe) Test your trivia knowledge with host TJ Wayt. Mondays, 7 p.m. www.facebook.com/baddogathens GAMES: General Trivia (Athentic Brewing Co.) Test your trivia knowledge. Mondays, 7–9 p.m. FREE! www.athenticbrewing.com OUTDOORS: Monday Mindfulness Active Meditation Forest Bath-

ing (North Oconee River Greenway) Enjoy a lightly guided walk along a section of the Greenway Trail, with curated stops for Qigong flow meditation and observing nature. 8:30 a.m. FREE! www.mindfulness meetups.com

Tuesday 7 GAMES: Bad Dog Trivia (Eddie’s Calzones) Test your trivia knowledge with host TJ Wayt. Tuesdays, 7 p.m. www.facebook.com/baddogathens GAMES: Lunch & Learn (Tyche’s Games) Bring your lunch and learn new games. 11:30 a.m. FREE! www. tychesgames.com KIDSTUFF: Storytime (Oconee County Library) Drop in and join Ms. Jera for rhymes, songs, movement, a story and a craft. Ages 5 & under. 11 a.m. & 12 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee KIDSTUFF: Crafternoon (Oconee County Library) Drop in for a craft or two. Supplies Provided. All ages. Tuesdays, 3:30–5:30 p.m. FREE! www.athenslibrary.org/oconee SPORTS: Classic City Pétanque Club (Lay Park) New players welcome. Scheduled days are Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at 1:30 p.m. info@petanque.org, www.athenspetanque.org

Wednesday 8 ART: Tour At Two (Georgia Museum of Art) These drop-in public tours feature highlights of the permanent collection. 2 p.m. FREE! www.georgiamuseum.org CLASSES: Salsa Dancing (El Carretonero) Join SALSAthens for Cuban salsa lessons meeting a variety of dance abilities. Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. (advanced), 7:30 p.m. (beginner/intermediate). $10. SALS AthensDancing@gmail.com COMEDY: Gorgeous George’s Improv League (Buvez) Townie improv that invites you to bring suggestions. Wednesdays, 7 p.m. $5 suggested donation. www.flying squidcomedy.com FILM: Blood Everywhere (Flicker Theatre & Bar) A photographer witnesses a murder and becomes the next target as each witness gets slashed to pieces in Death Carries a Cane. 7 p.m. FREE! www.instagram. com/bloodeverywhere.athens GAMES: Shadowfist Power Lunch (Tyche’s Games) Come down with your lunch and play Shadowfist. New players welcome. 12 p.m. FREE! www.tychesgames.com GAMES: Not Rocket Science Trivia (Locos Grill and Pub Eastside) Test your trivia knowledge with host Michael. Wednesdays, 8 p.m. www. notrocketsciencetrivia.com LECTURES & LIT: Word of Mouth (The Globe) Athens’ longest- running spoken word open mic, with this month’s featured reader Lee Furey. 6 p.m. (sign-ups), 7 p.m. (poetry). FREE! www.facebook. com/athenswordofmouth OUTDOORS: ‘Normal’ Run (Athentic Brewing Co.) Join the Athens Road Runners for a 1–3 mile run that starts and ends at Athentic Brewing. Second and fourth Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. FREE! www.athentic brewing.com f

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Friday 27 Athentic Brewing Co. 6 p.m. FREE! www.athenticbrewing. com JACK MILLER AND JIM GREEN Easygoing acoustic guitar performers who will play both covers and originals. The Root 8 p.m. FREE! www.therootathens.com WADE HUDSON The original rockin’ real estate agent. VFW Post 2872 7 p.m. (doors), 8 p.m. (show). $10. www.facebook.com/vfwpost2872 RAMBLIN’ COUNTRY BAND Georgia-based band playing country, western and rock classics. Line dancing during the band breaks.

Saturday 28 Athentic Brewing Co. Noche de Baile. 8 p.m. $10. www. athenticbrewing.com DJ MANE SALSAthens and TIMB Athens host a pre-New Year’s Latin dance party with salsa, timba, bachata and merengue to raise funds for a Cuban Music & Dance Festival scheduled for August. Flicker Theatre & Bar 8 p.m. (doors). $10. www.flicker theatreandbar.com THE NEXT MOURNING Athens DIY emo. SUPERCLUSTER Atlanta four- piece rock band who released their debut EP, Modern Day Sasquatch, earlier this year. CALEB’S CALLING North Georgia alternative rock band. SELVEDGE Atlanta rock and roll.

NUCLEAR TOURISM Skate punks playing surfy, garage-infused songs. Athentic Brewing Co. Athentic Motown New Years Eve Party. 7 p.m.–12 a.m. www.athentic brewing.com THE ORIGINAL SPLITZ BAND A mixed drink of the classic Motown sound, part 1970s funk and disco flavor, a dash of the old-school and contemporary R&B, and a guaranteed good time. Chibugan Cafe 2 p.m. 706-424-4286 RC OUTLAW COWBOY Country and gospel singer with over four decades of experience. Ciné 9 p.m. (doors). www.athenscine.com DEAD DISCO DJs Goth Dad and Twin Powers present a night of ’80s, ’90s and 2000s new wave,

RUMOURS Fleetwood Mac tribute band based in Atlanta. WONDERLAND RANGERS Local rabble-rouser Timi Conley performs dance-tastic psych-pop with his all- star backing band. Little Kings Shuffle Club New Year’s Eve at Little Kings. 10 p.m. $10. www.instagram.com/ littlekingsshuffleclub DJ REINDEER GAMES Athens DJ and musician best known for playing ’90s hip hop, trap, remixes, moombahton and bounce. Normal Bar 8–11 p.m. FREE! booking@rudy montayremusic.com OPEN MIC All musicians welcome. Every Tuesday. Nowhere Bar 9:30 p.m. www.facebook.com/ NowhereBarAthens

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VFW Post 3910 7–11 p.m. Donations accepted. terryj 6344@yahoo.com KARAOKE AT THE VFW Enjoy singing and dancing. All levels welcome. Every Thursday.

Friday 3 1055 Barber 11 p.m.–2 a.m. $25. Find the event on Eventbrite OLIVIA BRIZENDINE’S NEW YEAR BIRTHDAY BASH In addition to a food truck, photo booth, games and unlimited drinks, the night includes sets by Jread, Ctreezy, Muchi and KpTheWolf.

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Hendershot’s 8 p.m. www.hendershotsathens.com BIG BAND ATHENS 18-member Athens band whose swinging tunes consist of cover music from the ’40s to the ’70s. Nowhere Bar 9:30 p.m. www.facebook.com/ NowhereBarAthens BLUES JAM Bring an instrument and join host Big C and The Moonshynes for an open blues jam. The house band includes Scott Nicholson, Derek Warren, Brent Davenport and Bo Hembree. VFW Post 3910 7–11 p.m. Donations accepted. terryj 6344@yahoo.com KARAOKE AT THE VFW Enjoy singing and dancing. All levels welcome. Every Thursday.

Hendershot’s 7 p.m. www.hendershotsathens.com OZELLO A queercore band of punks from Atlanta. PENNY LOAFER Alternative indie rock trio with heavy grooves and dreamy vocals. MARY MARGARET COZART Former Athenian now based in Savannah who crafts beautiful indie rock songs. Marigold Auditorium for Arts and Culture 7 p.m. (doors), 8 p.m. (show). $25 (adv.), $30. bit.ly/RandallHoliday BashDec28 RANDALL BRAMBLETT BIG BAND American roots musician known for his genre-blending style and creative song imagery. Featuring the Megablaster Horns! Nowhere Bar 8 p.m. (doors), 9 p.m. (show). FREE! www.facebook.com/NowhereBar Athens HEFFNER Indie rock band whose genre influences include power pop, post-punk and ’70s glam. MCKENDRICK BEARDEN Athens- based alternative-rock artist whose music depicts the negatives and positives we all experience in life.

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Athentic Brewing Co. Monthly Residency. 7 p.m. www. athenticbrewing.com SCARLET STITCH Rock and roll band influenced by outlaw country, jam bands and alternative rock.

Ciné 8 p.m. FREE! www.athenscine.com KARAOKE WITH THE KING Show off your pipes to the world. Every first, third and fifth Tuesday. Hendershot’s No Phone Party. 7 p.m. www.hendershotsathens.com KENOSHA KID Instrumental adventure-jazz group centered around the compositions of Dan Nettles and featuring Luca Lombardi, Seth Hendershot and guests. Normal Bar 8–11 p.m. FREE! booking@rudy montayremusic.com OPEN MIC All musicians welcome. Every Tuesday.

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Athentic Brewing Co. 7–10 p.m. www.athenticbrewing.com KARAOKE WITH DJ GREGORY Every Wednesday. Flicker Theatre & Bar 9 p.m. FREE! www.flickertheatreand bar.com DR. FRED’S KARAOKE Featuring a large assortment of pop, rock, indie and more.

Flicker Theatre & Bar Attaboy Tapes Presents: The Wild Wild West End Oral History. 7 p.m. (Talk), 8 p.m. (Film Screening). $10 (adv.). www.flickertheatreandbar.com DON CHAMBERS Longtime local favorite who delves into pastoral folk and experimental rock with equal passion. Tonight’s performances begin after the film screening.

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40 Watt Club Kyle DeMartino Benefit Show. 8:30 p.m. (doors), 9:30 p.m. (show). $10. www.40watt.com PYLON REENACTMENT SOCIETY Vanessa Briscoe Hay and an all-star cast of locals play the music of Pylon, plus new originals. VIOLENT VIOLET Loud and fun garage punk outfit. DELTA 8 Old school hardcore punk.

Buvez 8 p.m. $12. www.instagram.com/ buvez_athens JAMISON FIELD MURPHY Guitarist of Baltimore band Tomato Flower who blends singer-songwriter folk and psych-pop. WOLFLI Somber and reflective songs. JOHN KIRAN FERNANDES, ARIANNA PETERSEN, FRANKLIN RUSSELL TRIO Clarinet, cello and baritone saxophone trio. GURI GURI Ambient and avant- garde experimental music.

Madison-Morgan Cultural Center The Hall on Foster. 7 p.m. FREE! (performers), $5. www.mmcc-arts.org OPEN MIC NIGHT New open mic series for music, spoken word, comedy, poetry and everything in between. Held the first Monday of each month.

Oak House Distillery 3:30–6 p.m. www.oakhousedistillery. com REPENT AT LEISURE Celtic pub band playing “Irish rock,” including traditional, punk, modern and original Celtic music.

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40 Watt Club 7 p.m. (doors). $10. www.40watt.com HAYRIDE Long-running local three-piece rock band led by guitarist Kevin Sweeney. SHEHEHE Local band that draws from old-school punk and arena rock to create a fist-pumping atmosphere.

DAVID BARBE Local luminary and studio engineer who has played in bands such as Mercyland and Bar- B-Q Killers.

Immaterial Possession will play a New Year’s Eve celebration at Flicker Theatre & Bar on Dec. 31. goth, alternative and indie sleaze, plus a special tribute set to Go Bar. Flicker Theatre & Bar Flicker NYE. 9 p.m. (doors). $12 (adv.), $15. www.flickertheatreand bar.com IMMATERIAL POSSESSION Dark psychedelic folk pop group often incorporating visual art, theater and improv into their creative sets. XEROXY MUSIC Josh McKay (Deerhunter, Macha) leads a Roxy Music tribute set. NICHOLAS MALLIS Self-described as a writer of songs for the nihilistic at heart, Mallis is a weirdo-pop singer and songwriter from Athens. Georgia Theatre 8 p.m. (doors), 9 p.m. (show). $39.75. www.georgiatheatre.com

FIVE EIGHT Legendary Athens band known for its boisterous, thoughtful rock and roll. ELF POWER Longtime fixture on the Athens scene playing crisp, melodic psych-pop.

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Art AAAC QUARTERLY GRANT (Athens, GA) The Athens Area Arts Council offers $500 grants to visual and performing artists in any medium to support specific projects that enrich the culture of Athens. Rolling deadlines are Mar. 15, June 15, Sept. 15 and Dec. 15. Apply online. www. athensarts.org/support ART MART CALL FOR ARTISTS AND VENDORS (Lyndon House Arts Center) Applications are now open for fine artists and craftspeople to participate in the indoor 2025 Art Market. All mediums welcome. Free to apply. $60 (vendor fee). Deadline Jan. 15. Event held May 17, 10 a.m.–5 p.m. www.lyndon houseartsfoundation.com ARTIST IN RESIDENCE PROGRAM (Lyndon House Arts Center) The AIR Program provides participants with a semi-private workspace, access to the center’s seven open studios and a $250 stipend. Rising professional and studio-based artists are invited to apply. Artists will be expected to present their work in a workshop or artist talk and will be invited to take part in a group exhibition with other AIR Program alumni. Applications are reviewed Apr. 20 for residencies beginning July 1 and Sept. 20 for residencies beginning Jan. 1. www. accgov.com/lyndonhouse ATHENS CREATIVE DIRECTORY (Athens, GA) The ACD is a platform to connect creatives with patrons. Visual artists, musicians, actors, writers and other creatives are encouraged to create a free listing. www.athenscreatives.directory BIPOC ARTIST/CURATOR PROJECT OPEN CALL (Lyndon House

Arts Center) Seeking BIPOC individuals residing in Georgia to develop an art exhibition to be on display for 6–8 weeks at the LHAC. A stipend of $1,500 is provided. www.accgov. com/9799/ArtistCurator CALL FOR ART (Amici at The Falls) Amici is seeking artists to share artwork in monthly exhibitions. Email an introduction and a few examples of work. careywelsh20@gmail.com CALL FOR ARTISTS (Winterville, GA) The 2025 Winterville Marigold Festival is seeking theme artwork to be featured on posters, T-shirts and more. Marigold or Winterville- themed artwork preferred. Deadline to apply Jan. 1, 5 p.m. www.marigoldfestival.com CALL FOR COLLECTORS (Lyndon House Arts Center) The LHAC’s “Collections from our Community” series features unique collections of objects found in the closets, cabinets and shelves of Athenians. Email if interested in displaying your collection. shelby.little@ accgov.com CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS (Lyndon House Arts Center) The 50th Juried Exhibition will be juried by Michael Rooks, Wieland Family Senior Curator of Modern and Contemporary Art at the High Museum in Atlanta. Submissions accepted Jan. 7–24. Exhibition on view Mar. 13– May 10. accgov.com/lyndonhouse JOKERJOKERTV CALL FOR ARTISTS (Online) JOKERJOKERtv is actively accepting proposals for collaboration from visual, musical and video artists and curators living in Athens. Artists worldwide can also submit music videos, short films, skits and ideas to share with a weekly livestream audience. www. jokerjokertv.com/submit

art around town ACE/FRANCISCO GALLERY (675 Pulaski St., Suite 1500) “Murmur Trestle: Photographs by Jason Thrasher” shares images from a new book of photos taken during different seasons over the course of six years. Through Dec. 30. • “Grit Portraits: Paintings by Tobiah Cole” includes portraits of some of the artist’s friends from his many years at The Grit. Through Dec. 30. ARTS + ATHLETICS (Contact for Address) “Raised Bed” features works on paper and sculptural works by Sara Hess, co-founder of printmaking studio Two Parts Press. Closing Reception Feb. 22, 4–6 p.m. Open by appointment through Feb. 22. ATHENS-CLARKE COUNTY LIBRARY (2025 Baxter St.) On view in the Bogue Gallery, Will Eskridge presents “Beach Bumz,” a series of paintings that combine shorelines, animals and sweet treats. Through Dec. 29. ATHICA@CINÉ GALLERY (234 W. Hancock Ave.) “Game Day” by Vivian Liddell features an immersive diptych painting depicting an infamous celebration in downtown Athens. Through Dec. 25. • Paintings by R.B. Pruett. Jan. 1–Feb. 25. CLASSIC CENTER (300 N. Thomas St.) On view in Classic Gallery I, “Legendary Georgia Musicians in Watercolor” is Jackie Dorsey’s homage to musicians who have called Georgia their home. • In Classic Gallery II, “Linnentown Then and Now: The Johnsons” includes portraits by Caroline Ford Coleman. FOYER (135 Park Ave.) Brooklyn-based artist Baker Overstreet’s “Goblin Gazebo” features sculptures that bring to mind puppets, dolls and French clowns, and are made with canvas and bits and bobbles like wood, push pins and found materials. On view through Jan. 18 by appointment. FLICKER THEATRE & BAR (263 W. Washington St.) Artwork by Jim Wilson. Through December. GEORGIA MUSEUM OF ART (90 Carlton St.) Shot through the windows from inside Waffle House restaurants across the Southeast, Micah Cash’s

OPEN STUDIOS (Lyndon House Arts Center) Studio members have access to spaces for painting, printmaking, photography, ceramics, jewelry, fiber and woodworking. Tuesdays through Saturdays, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. $65/month. www. accgov.com/7350/Open-Studio- Membership PUBLIC ART SELECTION PANELS (Athens GA) The Athens Cultural Affairs Commission is seeking community members to participate in upcoming public art selection panels. Panels review, evaluate and select from submitted proposals for ACC-funded public art commissions. www.accgov.com/9656/ Public-Art-Selection-Panels

Classes A COURSE OF LOVE (Unity Athens Church) Learn a positive path for spiritual living based on A Course in Miracles. Wednesdays, 10–11:30 a.m. FREE! www.unity athens.com ACCENT REDUCTION CLASS (Covenant Presbyterian Church) Improve your American English pronunciation skills. For ages 18 and up. Tuesdays, 12 p.m. FREE! marjoriemiller@gmail.com ART CLASSES (K.A. Artist Shop) The shop offers a range of fine art classes and workshops for adults, private classes and parties, summer camps, and art clubs for youth. Register online. www.kaartist.com BLACKSMITHING CLASSES (Greenhow Handmade Ironworks, Washington) A variety of blacksmithing classes include “First Time at the Forge: Three Hook Rack” (Jan. 4 or Feb. 8), “Beginner Blacksmithing:

Forge a Fire Poker” (Jan. 11), “Forge a Medieval Flail” (Jan. 17), “Beginner Blacksmithing: Forge a Bottle Opener” (Jan. 25), “Crash Course in Artistic Blacksmithing” (Feb. 9–10, $250) and “Forging Basic Tongs” (Feb. 15). Classes run 10 a.m.–5 p.m. $150/class. www.greenhowhandmade.com/ blacksmith-classes CANOPY CLASSES & SCHOLARSHIPS (Canopy Studio) Canopy offers a variety of trapeze and aerial arts classes for children and adults. Scholarships and financial aid are available. outreach@canopystudio. org, www.canopystudio.org/ outreach/scholarships DANCE CLASSES (East Athens Educational Dance Center) The center offers classes in ballet, hip hop, jazz, modern and tap. Lunch time classes are available for adults including “Pilates & Dance Conditioning” on Wednesdays at noon. www.accgov.com/myrec PÉTANQUE CLUB OF ATHENS (5 Alumni Dr.) Learn to play Pétanque. RSVP for a free Wednesday introduction. athenspetanqueclub@ gmail.com, www.athenspetanque club.wixsite.com/play TRADITIONAL MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES (Live Oak Martial Arts) Traditional and modern-style Taekwondo, self-defense, grappling and weapons classes are offered for all ages. Classes in Jodo, the art of the Japanese staff and sword, are held Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7 p.m. Visit the website for a full schedule. www.liveoak martialarts.com UGA COMMUNITY ART SCHOOL (Lamar Dodd School of Art) This new program features 10-week courses for adult students seeking to learn new skills or expand their artistic expression. “Drawing Other Humans” runs Tuesdays, Jan. 28– Apr. 8, 6–8:30 p.m. $450. Register by Jan. 15. art.uga.edu/uga- community-art-school

photographs in “Waffle House Vistas” contemplate the built and natural environments. Through June 1. • “On Wonder and Witnessing at Tallulah Falls” places a 1841 painting by George Cooke alongside contemporary photographs by Caitlin Peterson. Through Jan. 12. GLASSCUBE@INDIGO (500 College Ave.) Zane Cochran presents “Aurora,” a sculptural interpretation of the aurora borealis using 3D geometric figures and lights. HOTEL INDIGO (500 College Ave.) Vivian Liddell shares “Athens Landscapes,” a series of monotypes based on photographs taken around town over the past several years. LYNDON HOUSE ARTS CENTER (211 Hoyt St.) “Inspired: Artworks by Students of the Clarke County School District Inspired by Athens Creatives” was envisioned as a way to foster a connection between local artists and students. Through Jan. 18. • In “We Are All Kinda Floating,” Atlantabased artist Jamele Wright Sr. creates monumental textiles that center the traditions of Black American vernacular experience and merge sculpture, painting, fiber and techniques applied from graffiti and quilting. Through Dec. 28. • “Self-Preservation” is a solo exhibition spotlighting the works of Jaci Davis, the recipient of the 49th Juried Exhibition Arts Center Choice Award. Through Dec. 28. • The Window Works series presents a site-specific artwork by Atlanta artist Michael Reese that questions the perception of the Black Body against cyanotype photography popular with architectural blueprints. Through spring 2025. Collections from Our Community hosts John Stephenson’s vintage radio collection. Through Jan. 11. • “fast tracks, ski masks, plaid slacks” by Tim Root includes playful wooden constructions drawn from a comic book aesthetic and DIY ethos. Artist event held Jan. 30, 6–8 p.m. Currently on view through Feb. 8. MAGALLERY (125 W. Jefferson St., Madison) The 2024 MAGallery Artists Exhibition, “RED,” presents an array of original works by 16 gallery artists in styles, subjects and media ranging from contemporary to traditional. Through Dec. 28. OX FINE ART (675 Pulaski St., Suite 1700) Artwork by the late Art Rosenbaum, a painter, muralist, professor, and collector and performer of

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Help Out ATHENS REPAIR CAFE (Solid Waste Office) The repair cafe is seeking volunteers comfortable fixing any of the following: clothing, pillows, small appliances, lamps, electronics, computers, bikes, small engines, clocks, knives, tools. The repair cafe is held the fourth Sunday of every month. reuse@accgov. com, www.accgov.com/RepairCafe MLK DAY OF SERVICE (Athens, GA) Celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day by volunteering on Jan. 20. Over 30 different community organizations, cemeteries, schools and government agencies will host service projects. Registration deadline Jan. 17. www.accgov.com/mlkday MULTIPLE CHOICES VOLUNTEERS (Multiple Choices Center for Independent Living) Seeking volunteers to assist a nonprofit agency that serves individuals living with disabilities throughout a 10-country area of Northeastern Georgia. Contact Daniel Myers at 706-850-4025 or dmyers@multiplechoices.us PET FOOD PANTRY (Animal Services Adoption Center) The Animal Services community pet food pantry provides pet food to ACC residents

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Kidstuff ART CARD CLUB FOR PRE-TEENS AND TEENS (K.A. Artist Shop) Draw, paint, collage and create your own collection of art cards. Materials provided. Fridays, 6–7:30 p.m. $28/drop-in, $200 (10 classes). www.kaartist.com ATHENS FOREST KINDERGARTEN (Sandy Creek Park) Now enrolling children ages 3–6. AFK is a cooperative preschool that aims to develop initiative, persistence, interdependence, and empathy. www.athensforestkindergarten.org BRELLA ACTIVITIES (’BRELLA STUDIO) After-school art lessons for ages 6–11 include drawing and mixed media activities and are held Monday and Tuesday afternoons. Family Playgroups are for ages 0–5 and their caregivers. Check website

traditional American folk music. PORCELAIN AND DECORATIVE ARTS MUSEUM (2450 S. Milledge Ave.) Two new collections celebrating the connection between art and nature include a complete Jasperware tea set from Wedgewood in England and a series of hand-carved coconut vessels. STEFFEN THOMAS MUSEUM OF ART (4200 Bethany Rd., Buckhead) “Queer Perspectives” is a juried exhibition featuring work by 13 Georgiabased artists including Yousef Bousheri, Perrine Gaudry, Rial Rye, Ezra Witkowski and Clint Zeagler. Through Jan. 4. UGA SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARIES (300 S. Hull St.) “Athens Potluck” revisits Jason Thrasher’s 2017 book that includes portraits of 33 musicians at home or in the studio.The exhibition includes photographs, stories, loaned items from the featured musicians and items from the music collections of the Hargrett Rare Book and Manuscript Library. Through December. • “Bulldog Olympians” celebrates over 200 UGA athletes who have competed for Team USA or their home countries through photographs and artifacts. • “Precious, Almost Sacred: Voting Rights in America” features photos, pamphlets, newspaper reports, letters and more from the Russell Library archives to illustrate the expansion of voter access in Georgia. Through May. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST FELLOWSHIP OF ATHENS CLEMENTS GALLERY (780 Timothy Rd.) Lori Hammer presents “Enhanced Paintings from Photos.” Through Jan. 2. WINTERVILLE CULTURAL CENTER GALLERY (371 N. Church St., Winterville) “Small Works” is a group exhibition of works measuring 13”x13” or smaller and priced under $250 for the holidays. Through Jan. 3. • “Of Wood and Water” presents the found wooden sculptures of Barbara Odil and landscape paintings by Laura Floyd. Through Jan. 3. • “Fading Light in 30624” captures rural life in the ’70s and ’80s through the photographs of Jason Machen. Through Jan. 3. WINTERVILLE LIBRARY (115 Marigold Ln., Winterville) Vicky Tavernier and Jenifer Borg present “Tide Pools, Rainforests, Deserts, and Fields: Selected Works from What Hides in the Tides and Stay a While with a Reptile.” Through Dec. 27.

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“In Dialogue: On Wonder and Witnessing at Tallulah Falls” is currently on view at the Georgia Museum of Art through Jan. 12. Pictured above is “Tallulah Gorge 04” by Caitlin Peterson. feeding advice from professionals. Babies and children of all ages are welcome. Second and fourth Wednesdays, 10 a.m.–12 p.m. FREE! www.byyourleave.org OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (Multiple Locations) Do you worry about the way you eat? OA may have the answer for you. Meetings held Tuesdays, 12 p.m. at 24th Street, Inc. and Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. at Covenant Presbyterian Church. Text 678-736-3697 about Tuesdays or

navigating jealousy, polysaturation, relationships with metamours and polyamorous parenting. Thursdays, 6:30–7:30 p.m. $10 donation. www.revolutiontherapyandyoga.com PROJECT SAFE (Family Protection Center) Project Safe hosts a support group for survivors of domestic violence. Mondays, 6:30–8 p.m. www. project-safe.org RECREATE JOY (Sunny Days Therapeutics) Nuçi’s Space hosts a recreational therapy support group.

suicide. Meets the third Wednesday of every month, 5:30–7:30 p.m. www.nuci.org

Word on the Street ATHENS ON ICE (440 Foundry Pavilion) Outdoor ice skating is currently available through February. Tickets include skate rental and 75 minutes on the ice. $15. www.classiccenter. com/iceskating

BIKE REPAIR STATIONS (Multiple Locations) Over 15 free bike repair stations are located across Athens with tools, an air pump and a QR code for quick guides on basic bike repairs. Visit the website for participating locations. www.accgov. com/10584/Bike-Repair-Stations BRING ONE FOR THE CHIPPER CHRISTMAS TREE RECYCLING (Multiple Locations) Give your tree a second life as compost, mulch or fish habitat by bringing your undecorated tree to one of the eight available drop-off locations. Receive a free tree seedling in return. Jan. 4, 9 a.m.– 1 p.m. Trees can still be dropped off after Jan. 4 at select locations. www.accgov.com/chipper COMMUNITY LAUNCHPAD PROGRAM (ACC Library) This new program is geared towards helping people get their idea for a new event, interest group or initiative off the ground. The library offers idea generation workshops, resource access, meeting space, mentorship, grant writing assistance and more. Orientation session held Jan. 11, 11 a.m. or 4 p.m. Jan. 12, 4 p.m. www. athenslibrary.org FILM LOCATION DIRECTORY (Athens, GA) The Athens Film Office, part of the ACCGov Communications Department, recently launched a new database to showcase potential local sites that could be considered for film, TV or other production projects. Residents and business owners can add photos and information. www.athensgafilmoffice.com RABBIT BOX (Athens VFW 2872) Rabbit Box presents true short stories shared by community members. Upcoming themes include “Some ‘Body’ to Love: Body Image Stories” on Jan. 28, “Open Theme Show” on Feb. 25, “In the Wrong Place, at the Wrong Time” on Mar. 25, “Road Trip!” on Apr. 22 and “Soundtrack of My Life” on May 27. Submit story ideas online. www. rabbitbox.org/tell RABBIT HOLE EVENTS (Rabbit Hole Studios) Weekly events include Open Mic (Tuesdays, 7–11 p.m.), Acoustic Song Circle (Thursdays, 7–11 p.m.) and Drumming and Song Circle (Sundays, 3–5 p.m.). Wednesday Yoga (5 p.m.) is followed by Meditation and Integration (6 p.m.). Events are free or donation based. www.rabbitholestudios.org/ calendar

SEEKING PUBLIC INPUT (College Square Plaza) The Athens Downtown Development Authority is seeking public input on the College Square Pedestrian Plaza redevelopment plan. Proposed improvements include upgrades to lighting, seating, paving and landscaping. Deadline Jan. 3. www.accgov.com/ collegesquare SEVENTH GENERATION (Healing Path Farm) Seventh Generation Native American Church hosts gatherings on Sundays at 11 a.m., Men’s Group on Tuesdays at 6 p.m., and Women’s Circle every second and fourth Wednesday at 6 p.m. www.seventhgeneration nativeamericanchurch.org STORMWATER CALENDARS (Athens, GA) The 2025 ACCGov Stormwater calendar can be reserved by filling out the online request form. www.accgov.com/stormwater TINSEL TRAIL (Classic Center) Stroll among 70 live trees near the Athena statue and Foundry Street that were decorated by local businesses. The Tinsel Trail supports scholarships through the Classic Center Cultural Foundation and the Athens Area Women in Construction. Through December. FREE! www.classic center.com VHS DIGITIZATION (Athens, GA) Brad Staples (of the Athens GA Live Music crew) is seeking previously recorded concerts and events on VHS, VHSC or DVDs to digitize and archive on his YouTube channel, vhsordie (@vhsordie3030). Original recordings will be returned, and credits and dates will be included in the online video description. Digitization services are free. Contact for details and to coordinate shipping. bradley.staples88@gmail.com WINTER PROGRAM REGISTRATION (Athens, GA) The Leisure Services Department offers a diverse selection of activities highlighting the arts, environmental science, recreation, sports and holiday events for both adults and children. Now registering. www.accgov.com/ myrec WINTER WONDERLIGHTS (State Botanical Garden of Georgia) See illuminated displays along a half- mile trail through the garden. Hot chocolate, s’mores and other treats available. Select nights through Dec. 30. Disco nights Jan. 2–5. wonderlights.uga.edu f

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Bless Your Heart By Eric Somerville

My friend, Steve, moved to Georgia a few years ago from New York. He lived his whole life there but is not at all the “typical” New Yorker we think of here in the South. He is kind, respectful, quick with a smile or to lend a hand. He witnessed many things during his career as a police officer, and reflexively assesses the behavior of those around him. With the keen observation that would impress Jane Goodall herself, Steve quickly noticed the subtlety of that most Southern idiom, “Bless your heart.” There have been books, magazine articles and newspaper stories written about “bless your heart.” Mr. Zach Newcastle wrote in 2015, “…the phrase is largely seen as Southern code, a way for Southerners to insult someone in a less direct way.” Tracy Moore added more recently, “It’s the nicest way you’ll ever be called an idiot.” And when former President Donald Trump dinged former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley in 2016 (via Twitter, of course) by telling her, “The people of South Carolina are embarrassed by Nikki Haley!” She replied simply, “Bless your heart.”

Steve commented to me one day that while “bless your heart” sounds very thoughtful and sympathetic, it seemed to him more often to really mean “I told you so” or “Tough shit.” I, of course, found this hilarious. I explained to Steve that when spoken by an adult to a child, “bless your heart” almost always conveys genuine empathy or consolation. However, when spoken by one adult to another adult about a child, as in “bless his heart,” the meaning could just as likely be, “He’s as dumb and lazy as his daddy.” When referring to a third-party female over the age of 19, “bless her heart” is almost always a veiled critique of her poor judgement in men. The only exception might be if the target of the gossip has experienced a recent family tragedy. Intent gets even murkier if “bless her heart” is expressed in a group of middle-aged Southern women about a middle- aged acquaintance who is not present at the time. Here, context is everything, and often one needs to know the full social and family history of all women involved if there is any reasonable chance of discerning the meaning of “bless her heart.” A few summers ago, my family and I spent a day in New York City while awaiting a flight to Europe and decided to grab a bite at a genuine New York deli before heading back to the airport. I sent Steve a message and asked for his recommendation. He sent us to Katz’s Deli on East Houston Street. Katz’s Deli was established in 1888. It’s been run by the same family for over 100 years and is famous for its pastrami sandwiches. My wife and daughter, both vegetarians, were largely out of luck, because Katz’s is much like Saturday Night Live’s “Olympia Restaurant.” No matter what’s on the menu at the Olympia Restaurant, everyone gets a cheeseburger, chips and a Pepsi. At Katz’s, everyone gets 22 pounds of pastrami between slices of white bread and a pickle spear. Steve sent me a message later asking what I thought about Katz’s. I politely told him it was pretty good, but

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time. She and the new police chief Scott Freeman warily approached one another because tensions were high. While people who don’t know Mokah may see her as a firebrand, she’s warm and easygoing while, yes, also driven to address wrongs in our community. After that vigil, I brought an idea to Mokah and her husband Knowa. I had been thinking of pairing some of the many great musicians in Athens across racial and other differences to sing duets. We’ve worked together ever since to produce a yearly concert called Athens in Harmony that benefits AADM. We’ll be holding our eighth show on Feb. 23 at 7 p.m. at Hugh Hodgson Hall within UGA’s Performing Arts Complex. We put on a joyous concert, but also aim to bridge sometimes-siloed communities to develop new friendships and professional opportunities while exposing audiences to a broader range of talent. This year’s confirmed performers include Stanley Stroud (of the Original Splitz Band); singer-songwriters Amy Coenen, Kimberly Morgan York, Neal Priest, Knowa Johnson and Jess Thompson (of Hotel Fiction); rapper LB; folk artist Nick Bradfield (White Rabbit Collective); Nicole Bechill (SheHeHe); soul singers Trina Meade, Lethia Donae and I am Mr. Mister; gospel singer Daniel Elder of the East Side Players; and the Brazilian singer Maria Kamila Justino. When I saw Mokah meet Chief Freeman in that fraught situation years ago, I knew I wanted them to cohost the concert. Later they were better able to address problems once they had worked together on a fun project. Mokah has also hosted with Mayor Girtz, the Chamber of Commerce’s executive director David Bradley, former prison chaplain Shane Sims, and victims advocate Fatma Gurel. The 2025 cohost is Lt. Jody Thompson, a reserve police officer. So many moments from past shows are etched in my mind from the dozens of powerful performances. Here’s just a sample: Chris McKay singing “None of us are Free (if one of us is chained)” with hip-hop artist Squallé or young Jalen Stroud amazing the crowd singing “Change is Gonna Come” with Dusty Gannon (of Vision Video) and, in an encore show, with Anthony Zuniga. John Tsao sang “The House

I Live in” while Debra Brenner underscored the meaning using American Sign Language. Here’s just part of that song: “The house I live in, my neighbors white and black, The people who just came here or from generations back, The town hall and the soapbox, the Torch of Liberty, A home for all our children: that’s America to me.” If you don’t recognize some of the performers’ names, you’ll find each concert all the more amazing because of the phenomenal talent in Athens brought to the forefront from gospel choirs, bands and chorales in new pairings with a great backing band led by Michael Wegner. All the performers take the stage at show’s end, and the audience joins in to sing “Give Peace a Chance” with hip- hop artists in the show replacing John Lennon’s lyrics with verses about peace and justice. The song pretty much summarizes the driving force for me for producing the show, as my dad was killed in Vietnam. I know firsthand that we need to find ways to see everyone’s humanity and work against hate-mongering. The concert brings us together, away from our screens, and the stirring songs galvanize us and remind us of American ideals not yet fulfilled. Athens in Harmony is a night that celebrates a community that’s welcoming, full of talent and potential, and striving to be more just.

count my rings By Vikki Wynne

they come to count my rings to see if the numbers match and measure my bands for proof the years I was watered more a single round thinned by one’s drought but still there, no doubt the rescue efforts made by a tribe when they saw my value

stood by my side through wind and hail collecting my broken branches to be put to use and nourish my roots in the earth’s decay and where lovers carved their mark into my outer rim my bark grew over shrank each scar to the size of a graceful lesson on the impact of sharp objects and sharper words they see I skipped no seasons the dark, the light and admire the space between they come to count my rings

Resilience By Kathryn Kyker

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger—something better, pushing right back.” —Albert Camus The first time I had COVID was in September 2023. To distract myself from the fiery throat burning, numbing fatigue and fear of death, I sat on my porch and watched the business of nature. Above my head was an active wasp nest. They took daily delicate strolls across the rosy crowns of sedum. I’d planted milkweed to help out the Monarch butterflies, and I saw them often. ➤ continued on next page

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They’d float down to a milkweed leaf and squirm a little, depositing eggs. I inspected the milkweed daily. The eggs became tiny green caterpillars who then turned yellow and black, plumped from gorging on milkweed. And then they would disappear. I never saw a chrysalis. As I stood adoring the one caterpillar that remained, a wasp flew right into it, ramming it off the leaf. I thought maybe this was an accident. I saw where the caterpillar landed and planned to set it back onto the leaf as soon as the wasp left. But the wasp hunted it, going first back to the leaf, then dropping in a nearby pot searching, then flew into the pot where the caterpillar lay. The wasp landed on it and stung it over and over as the caterpillar contorted. I turned away, horrified. A punch to the gut delivered by the business of nature. The circle of life had taken a dark turn, and I wasn’t up for it. I couldn’t help but feel responsible not just for the caterpillar killed in front of me, but all the others who had possibly died the same way. I enticed the butterflies here by supplying the food they had to have, and then I had wasps on the ready to eat them. I wallowed in remorse for a day and then something inside me shifted. It clearly said, “Screw this.” The wasps I could accept, but not my helplessness. So, I acted. When the next caterpillar appeared in October, I was ready with mesh netting and a portable tent. We had a beautiful fall; adult Monarchs came by often. I checked the leaves of the milkweed every day. Finally, after a month, I saw a caterpillar and I sprang into action, wrap-

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ping the plant securely with the netting. But a cold front was moving in. I transferred milkweed and caterpillar into a pot, covered it with the tent and brought it inside. It was a month of transformation. It became still and hung upside down. It turned into a green pod. A gold thread appeared around the pod, then the pod became thin, and I could see wings inside! Then one Saturday when I came home from the farmer’s market, it had emerged. It was a warm November day, and I gently removed the tent and sat beside it for two hours, guarding against birds and wasps. It soaked up the sun’s rays, and slowly unfurled, uncurling its antennae, then opening its wings with difficulty, wider and wider. Suddenly it lifted, flying across the street headed south. I did not see a single monarch this year. But I still plant milkweed. There is something stronger than the hard world, something better within us all. Kathryn Kyker is a retired social worker whose memoir, Surprised by Nothing, is being published this summer.

The Disquieting Aftermath By Mark Clegg

I turned 66 two days after the election. In Athens, warm and humid September weather had stretched through the entire month of October and even extended its reach into the second week of November. Any hint of autumnal relief in the form of cool breezes or soothing rains has been fleeting to nonexistent in most of North Georgia during the most anxious fall season that I ever remember.

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On the Friday after the election, the North Oconee River was quiet and undisturbed. Temperatures, once again, broke 80 degrees. I was a bit comforted to learn that I was walking through an area that, according to the signage, was the “Piedmont Prairie.” I had never heard of such a land classification but was grateful that, at the age of 66, I had once again learned something new. There was no “bustle in the hedgerow,” in this stretch of the Piedmont Prairie, no sense of small creatures, migratory birds or even insects making final preparations for a winter that seems to have been postponed or even cancelled. Even the river itself, murky and languid, seemed empty of life. Maybe the wildlife had picked up on the exhausted and solemn vibes of the humans always on the periphery of or pushing through their ecosystem. Or perhaps, when sensing a change in their environment that they don’t yet understand, simply remaining quiet and paying close attention to what happens next is hard-wired into their DNA. Life is always dangerous for all sentient beings; it is the new, unforeseen threats though, that frighten and bewilder us the most. Every trip to Athens is a personal revelation, as I struggle to absorb changes that have occurred since my last visit—many of these changes, I always learn, took place months or even years before I finally notice them. Driving down Prince Avenue, the church of my childhood, Young Harris Methodist, was gone—apparently another victim of a Culture War schism that has ripped the mother church, and this nation, apart. The traffic, even during a non-home football game weekend, was worrisome, another reminder, in case anyone needed reminding, that the secrets of Athens’s charms are no longer closely guarded, and the uniquely quirky qualities of the Classic City are in risk of being buried in an avalanche of development. I missed the destruction of the sui generis Varsity—an Athens icon if there ever was one—by just a few days. Apparently the closed restaurant’s date with the wrecking ball caught even Athenians unawares, and the rubble—a large section of smashed red awning was the only thing

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I could connect to the building that had stood at South Milledge and West Broad for 60 years—will no doubt soon be cleared before my next visit, as plans move ahead for yet another mixed-use development. But some things in Athens never seem to change, including the invisible borders between the Black and white neighborhoods. 45 years ago, I, along with three roommates, spent my junior year in a cinder block quadplex at the corner North Billups and Glenhaven, which is still, seemingly, a line of demarcation between the two communities. As part of our combined $139 monthly rent, our landlords, an ancient white couple, graciously allowed us to use their clay tennis court wedged between the quadplex and their home on Hill Street. The Black VFW, which was below my bedroom window on Glenhaven, was available after-hours for a “look the other way” purchase of a $2 six-pack of Schlitz late on weekend nights when the rest of Athens had shut down. The tennis court is gone, but the VFW still proudly stands. A month ago, I was invited by Clarke Central High School to participate in the reunion of the school’s inaugural 1970 football team, which was formed when the legacy Black and white high schools were—against the wishes of many in both communities— forced to merge. An immensely talented squad—driven by racial divisions exacerbated by a racist head coach—fell short of its goals in its first season. Fourteen of the estimated 50 players from that team made it back to the reunion. The attendees were split equally between white and Black former players, but like all old warriors, they reconnected with a natural ease that erased the years that had passed since they last spoke to each other. The former players were all in their early 70s and in various forms of health, some limping from injuries suffered on the gridiron over a half-century ago. So, it was no surprise when the party broke up before halftime, and the players left the stadium, but not before walking gingerly up the concrete steps of the stands, saluted by the marching band and the cheer— perhaps the final ones that many of these former teammates would ever hear—from the crowd. In the parking lot they laughed, shared some final memories, hugged and wished each other the best before driving off into the warm October night. It is memories like this shared sacrifice and brotherhood that must sustain us as winter approaches and we march into a future that few of us anticipated and none of us can predict with any degree of confidence. Hold tight to these memories, because they reflect the very best in human nature. But it is also best to take a lesson from nature— observe, be mindful, and always aware of your surroundings as an uncertain new year unfolds. Mark Clegg is the author of The Crimson and Gold: Football and Integration in Athens, Georgia.

The Bizarre Fiddler By Zachary George

Deep in the woods along a stream flowing to the river is a cottage that the King has never visited because he does not know it is there. Few places in the kingdom escape the King’s notice, but this is one such place. Inside the cottage there is a fire and a stout man seated in front of it. The stout man plays a fiddle all day and all night to the fire, and the music is carried away with the smoke through the chimney. The music is so bizarre that the smoke turns all matter of blue, purple and green when it hears the notes. One day, a hunter tracking a stag through the woods heard the bizarre sounds and saw the colorful smoke danc-

ing through the trees. Frightened, he abandoned his hunt and rode straight to the castle. He told the King of the strange sights and sounds that had terrified him. At once, the King rallied his cavalry and set off to investigate. As they rode along the stream away from the river deeper into the woods, the King was appalled at his ignorance about this part of his realm. In his anger, he was determined to discover the source of the disturbance—the King and his men pressed on. Soon, the riders approached the spot where the strange smoke was swirling and strange music was sounding. The cottage appeared through a thicket and the music grew louder. As the King dismounted, his horse stood up on hind legs and began dancing wildly. The cavalry’s horses followed and soon all were jumping and spinning. The King ordered his soldiers to knock down the cottage door and put a stop to the unnatural scene. As they approached, the purple and green smoke shrouded them so they could not make sense of heads or tails. In their dizziness they toppled one on top of the other into a pile of clanking armor. Maddened, the King lit a torch and set the cottage ablaze, hoping to stop the bizarre music once and for all. As the cottage burned the strange music ceased and the colorful smoke vanished. Satisfied, the King rode back to the castle to share his victory with the Queen. As the King approached the castle, he was stunned to once again hear the bizarre music and see the oddly colored smoke coming from his court. He rushed inside to find a stout man playing fiddle for the Queen. He drew his sword intent on cutting down the bizarre fiddler, but upon seeing joy on the Queen’s face he stopped himself. Confused, he demanded to know how the Queen came to know the strange fiddler. The Queen told the King that the fiddler came to the castle seeking help because his cottage caught fire. He rode by boat down the stream to the river all the way to the castle as soon as the flames came to his door. In waiting for the King to return, the Queen asked the fiddler to play for her. The music was so enchanting that even the hearth’s smoke set off dancing. The Queen promised a new cottage and a large payment for the fiddler in exchange for more of his music. The fiddler was overjoyed and the King, although bewildered, honored the Queen’s promise.

to play when it was their time. We went to Harris Teeter afterwards. I had a jean jacket on but still my “uncool” wire rims Your voice was an exhaling bird and its wingspan all the same I didn’t know you as I don’t know many who dot the hills Are we still disguised in the donkey across the desert? Elephant and Donkey sure have a different meaning here… 2. came to a hault like nothing before plywood on floor cool surface to wood the days slid into place, everything is calling. what will this shed? we have arrived. a lovely universe enclosed but whispers are re-animated it’s seeping out and nothing told us we needed to do this, out here in the rain. the view will forever shift in its sameness. small apparitions reveal the greater dna-glory be 3. There was an unzipped opening See what it colors it can project and produce Stay for the vibrations But you were a bird, yes your flight was a ledge on which other birds could perch. Don’t fear the elasticity. It’s the brutality that does it, leaving us birds to scavenge the crumbs You connected to a room It’s ready, it’s fast The candles of the day are permanently turned around, turning inward as you said, though it’s not

Requiem for W.C. Hart By Laura Johnson

1. “The black cat is yawning,” she sang with a lustre from craters, “walking on the numbers,” said another, but needn’t we get into what Eliot ignored, just to see what the bull ate- nevertheless we did. A great stupefaction as the names and dates tuck us into movement and locality How much time is there left? I feel warmed by a fallen branch You were the bearer of a glow in the dark stars that had created themselves. I remember it was right before Thanksgiving, 2000 The new band played one of their first shows at Flicker It was just one large piece of music I remember singing of flight, I remember the different members getting up

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what the public thinks turning inward is But what is turning outward I said look at the naughty bird in my first serious poem You said “grow sideburns!” Miles and miles, out in the gypsum field a medallion is mounted A bird, scavenger noir Something is awry But the sundial arrives at the exacted moment You charter something which both day and night revealed and that which is beyond Permanence of movement 4. The inner revolutions Highlighted Never sapped Renewed-like a brush rubbing up against a wall ➤ continued on next p. 22

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Athens Blues in a Red Wave By Morgan Swank

As the year winds down, Athens stands tall—if slightly slouched, sipping a craft beer—proudly holding its well- earned title as Georgia’s beloved blueberry in a strawberry pie. Yes, we painted our town blue while the rest of the country seemed to binge-watch a reality show no one asked for, featuring the return of a certain marmalade-hued protagonist. And oh, how the plot twists keep us laughing nervously into our locally sourced kombucha.

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The Loop That Isn’t By George Mindling

Moving to a new city means getting lost at the strangest times. Like when I was dutifully driving on Alps Road and then I wasn’t. The street name changed to West Lake Drive. Did I miss a turn? Nope! If you are on Barnett Shoals Road, which turns unexpectedly into Whitehall, and you need

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A Recipe for December Nachos of Existential Dread Ingredients: A heaping cup of hope (optional, most Americans are fresh out). Two cans of beans labeled “What’s even the point?” A generous sprinkle of Athens’ finest cynicism (available at any local bookstore). Tortilla chips sturdy enough to carry the weight of democracy. A splash of hot sauce for every time you scream into the void.

Because if I reach my goals it invalidates all the excuses you claimed You tax me because you’re unhappy And I’m over it It took a while but I checked my file And sobered with The revelation that no matter how much you try and dog me out I am not your Doberman But I do have the heart to breed The life of my dreams

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So, let’s embrace the absurdity of it all. After all, who among us hasn’t tried to escape the crushing weight of history by shouting “Go Dawgs!” at a passing stranger? We’re Athenians. We thrive in chaos, whether it’s fighting over parking downtown or debating which indie band is the next big thing. To close, here’s to Athens: The small blue flame that refuses to be snuffed out, even when the winds of political absurdity blow harder than a baritone sax at the Georgia Theatre. Keep it weird. Keep it hopeful. Keep it unapologetically blue. Here’s to 2025!

By Doug Vinson

Elvis really loved Christmas. He loved Christmas because he grew up poor and liked lavishing presents on his friends and total strangers and decking out Graceland with festive decorations to the max. Red West was one of his lifelong friends from Humes High School in Memphis, later he became his bodyguard. Red wrote “Why Can’t Every Day Be Like Christmas?” for Elvis, and it peaked at Number 2 on the charts in 1966. I’m a soft touch for feel-good nostalgia, but this ditty lays on the sentimental syrup heavy nonetheless; Red’s words remind us that Christmas is not a one-day deal. He admonishes us to cultivate Christmas in our hearts every day—year-round. Preachers are also always pushing this point at us during this season.

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I vow to give myself more credit Never again will I edit my own history Like my hands and feet aren’t blistering From my efforts. My whole chest hurts from pressing the bench far away from my mind Trying to be one of a kind While you stand in line Lyin’ with the generational line, About all they would do if they had your time. Your age. Like theirs makes them sage Giving them legal right to dismiss your accomplishments Like he she they aren’t your opposites I got receipts for the progress of my dream Tell me where are your documents? Are they over there by those flies, buzzing around the sh** you give me because you can’t face your own bitterness? Now I’m forced to wear the cape of your shame Because you’re afraid I’ll end up like you and be more of the same Or maybe you’re intimidated by the height of my aim

used to be exit 11 until they improved the numbering. Exit number one is on the other side of town. How far is it from the Outer Loop to the Inner Loop? Not very far, I found out after driving on them for several weeks. The Inner Loop and the Outer Loop are halves of the same divided four lane, limited access highway. The median is an important line of demarcation as the name changes from one side to the other. The loop closest to town is the Inner Loop, and since we are in the United States, travels in a clockwise direction. The lanes on the other side of the median, the furthest away from Athens by about 100 yards, is the Outer Loop. Is it faster to get to where you’re going by the Inner Loop or the Outer Loop? It depends, you can drive the entire nineteen and a half miles of the Loop at the legal speed limit in either direction and still knock 15 minutes off driving through town to get to the same destination. Just don’t get off on Highway 78. Highway 78 can be Atlanta Highway, which is U.S. Highway 78, but not SR (State Road) 78. SR 78 cuts through the middle of the Loop on both the north and south side of the loop(s). The US 78 exit on the west side of town is number 18, the same one where SR 10 coming from Atlanta meets SR 10 Loop, also known as the Outer/Inner Loop that goes both clockwise and counterclockwise, depending on whether you are coming or going. According to Wikipedia, “Between exits 4 and 8, there is an eight-route concurrency, consisting of US 29, US 78, US 129, US 441, SR 8, SR 10 Loop, SR 15, and the unsigned SR 422.” Old-timers here call this road the Athens Bypass. Bypass what? Even with the University of Georgia in full swing, the local traffic isn’t bad and the countryside is just beautiful, turning even mundane address hunting into a scenic road trip. They’re even fixing the famous Loop that isn’t, it all depends on whether you are coming or going.

to do a U-turn to get back on Barnett Shoals, you will find several miles later Barnett Shoals turns back toward the way you were headed when you missed the turn in the first place. You’ll be in Watkinsville, three blocks from Simonton Bridge Road, which is what Whitehall turned into when you missed the turn off of Barnett Shoals. Stay with me here. I remembered the poem “The Calf-Path,” written in 1896 by Sam Walter Foss. It once again flashed through my memory as I tried to figure out where Timothy Road went. Not because I was curious where it would lead, but because I was driving on it and then I wasn’t. Are you going clockwise or counter-clockwise driving on the loop that isn’t? It depends if you are driving on the Inner or Outer loop and where you are going or where you have been. The loop ends up where it began, but you have to get off the loop to stay on it. The first exit, or the last exit, depending if you’re coming or going is number 10. It

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Most of us have many marvelous Christmas memories that we cherish… We all want everything to be extra special and just right at Christmas. But things can go awry and end up like a scene from a Chevy Chase Christmas movie as quick as you can say “Ho, Ho, Ho…” “Children come over to the tree… Daddy’s going to read the Christmas story and say a prayer before we open our presents!” But when the tree falls for the third time in a week my true Scrooge/Grinch self bursts through my holly/jolly veneer. “I’m gonna say a prayer all right… I gonna pray that that ____tree doesn’t fall again…” In the Disney Christmas world, the tree doesn’t fall

down—three times. That one pesky bulb on those wretched Christmas lights doesn’t short circuit the whole string of lights. Kids don’t have the sniffles or come down with the flu. The weird relative, the crazy uncle doesn’t show up unexpectedly yet again. When my parents celebrated their first Christmas together funds were limited. He decorated the diminutive Charlie Brown tree with unwrapped, dime store candy canes. Armies of ants from near and far greeted the newlyweds when they stepped into the room that morning. We’ve carried on with the family holiday ant tradition. Rows of marching, marauding ants show up without RSVP invitations invading the kitchen cabinets or the bathroom seeking warmer shelter during December. The smell of Raid ant spray mingles with apple cider… At some point you realize your expectations for family gatherings don’t need to mirror what Martha Stewart concocts. We just need to remember “the reason for the season” and not worry so much about all the sentimental trappings. In retrospect, we can laugh at the amusing mishaps, but other memories that intrude on the seasonal festivities aren’t so welcome or amusing—particularly for people who are grieving a recent or past loss of a loved one. Ironically and sadly, a lot of tragedy seems to hit during the holiday season. Grief is a long and winding road, and you never know when some turn in the bend brings back a painful memory and you fall face first into a pothole of self-pity. Fortunately, the Good Shepherd comes and helps you put another foot forward, and even when you fall yet again his wounded, worried and wandering sheep can follow Him onto the right path. After Christmas we will be sweeping up the pine needles from the tree and packing the decorations away in the plastic Walmart bins for another year. BUT as Red West reminded us in 1966, we don’t have to pack the Lord away…. What a blessing that the Lord is only a prayer away and we can visit with Him every day, not just on December 25. Doug Vinson is a retired journalism professor and has a humorous, nostalgic book about growing up in Athens in the ’70s called College Town.

New Year’s Prayer By Maisy Diaz

Give in to visions of all to come, bless the sofa, bless the stovetop, bless the ground beneath you. Wave after wave of hope, of big ask runs wild just underneath the surface and twists and multiplies and hums, Give in. I know you see it too, after the Christmas pageant with the singing babies, after the last rash of snow from its angry cloud-flame, after a moment of glory for the fir tree, and you’re standing outside the show in your warmest coat. Bless the coffee table, bless the bathmat Bless the faucet, bless. Understand you will be delivered into new sets of hands over and over again. Understand anything could happen if every now and then it rains in Mesa, then bless the TV set and the front porch, I don’t know the next part, I love you. Schoolgirl fight-picker, nervous young buck, I don’t know what comes next, I love you. O big toothless dog, O gold-medal-ribbon-grand-prize-winner, I love you, I love you, I love you. Bless the collards with the shield-shaped greens, the champagne with its tiny smashing bubbles, the next birthday and the wild-eyed crying futurebaby. As for the gold crossettes with their long sparkling tails — send them screaming into the shivering midnight! Stand straight, listen, it’s still humming, still moving. Give in, buck up, bless the air around you. It’s all waiting. It’s wide open. I look at you and I see the future. f

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