Flame Magazine Dec 2012

DONALD “SEF” GILLERAN MR GIGIS 2012/2013

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THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

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CONTENTS

December 2012

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DONALD “SEF” GILLERAN Mr. Gigi’s 2012-2013

He’s just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. He claims that he’s no more special than any other person out there. School, work, family, and Gigi’s take up most of his time. There are certainly things he…

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TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PT. 2

LOTUS: FULL THE MOST ALBUM REVIEW WONDERFUL Sound Check w/ Christina TIME OF THE Aguilera YEAR Christina has come back with

At the Movies with Dorothy The “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” is the fifth movie of the very successful series. There are so many twists and turns that it will leave even the smallest of fans on the edge of their seats. Even the most familiar readers will gasp with surprise throughout the movie…

another album—always at that moment when you feel like you give up on her. Her new album “Lotus,” as a whole feels more like an adventure in the exploration of music. In listening to her CD there is no doubt that she can still out-sing anyone else …

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The World According to Joan Christmas is coming – the goose is getting fat. Are you sick of Christmas yet? Can’t wait for it to start? Dreading every day up to it?

Retailers and …

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CONFLICTING CONFLICTS Become Who You Are

Every type of human relationship has conflict. From friends, to parents, to romantic interests, fights and disagreements are bound to erupt.

Conflict however is an ambiguous term. I therefore choose to define conflict as …

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THE HAIRY NAVEL Cocktail Chatter

Hairy navels make my mouth water.

I’m referring to guys’ belly buttons here, not the cocktail. (I’ll get around to that in a minute.) I’d go so far as to say that a hairy navel is my favorite part of the male anatomy.

My fascination with …

Sef | Photo by: Tony Lowe

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FLAME/ At The Movies With Dorothy Written by Richard Klaiss

TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PART 2 4 / 5 STARS Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black Billy Burke as Charlie Swan Mackenzie Foy as Renesmee

OUT IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 16, 2012 The “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” is the fifth movie of the very successful series. There are so many twists and turns that it will leave even the smallest of fans on the edge of their seats.

Even the most familiar readers will gasp with surprise throughout the movie. This is a movie that the director Bill Condon (“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1,” “Dreamgirls”) truly went all out for. “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

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– Part 2” is the final movie of the megamillion dollar series.

The newly changed Bella Swan, (Kristen Stewart) is now a vampire and a mother. With these new changes she must not only learn how to become a loving mother and protect her newborn, rapidly-growing, baby girl Renesmee, (Mackenzie Foy) but she also has to learn self-control in order to protect herself, her family, and the others around her.

Between running through the woods, feeding on animal blood, and fighting the urge for human blood, she becomes one very strong-willed Vampire.

For the most part, the well known love triangle between Bella, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), and Jacob (Taylor Lautner) is over; yet Jacob is still sticking around the Cullen home. You might be asking yourself, “But why, Edward has already gotten the girl?” Well, it is

because Jacob is no longer chasing after Bella, but is now after another girl. It turns out that Jacob has imprinted on to Renesmee. Not only has Jacob imprinted on to Edward and Bella’s daughter, but he has also given her a nickname of the Loch Ness Monster, “Nessie”. This absolutely pushes Bella to point where

are so many twists “and...There turns that it will leave even

the smallest of fans on the edge of their seats... Is this really the end?...

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she loses it and starts to fight with Jacob.

The whole family is standing around the fight, but this is not a fight that anyone wants to try to get in between, let alone try and break up.

Bella’s father, Charlie Swan (Billy Burke) is starting to get very concerned about Bella, as any father would be. Dr. Carlisle Cullen (Peter Facinelli) feels as though the kindest thing to do at this stage would be to just tell Charlie that Bella has passed. This way the whole

Cullen family could then move on. Of course, with the fear of losing Renesmee, Jacob feels as though he has to take things into his own hands, in order to get Charlie to the Cullen home before Bella is gone forever. But this happens only after Jacob reveals himself to Charlie, literally. Showing Charlie that not only is Jacob a boy that he has known his whole life, but he is also a wolf; this just leaves Charlie extremely confused. The only thing that Jacob does tell Charlie is that Bella has also undergone an “unusual” change. Not questioning the topic any further he rushes to the Cullen home.

Just moments before Charlie’s arrival, with the help of some home lessons from the Cullen family, Bella manages to learn how to blink, breathe, and to move slowly. Bella is able to control her thirst for human blood during her father’s visit and for the most part she acts fairly normal with the help of those home lessons. Even with Bella acting fairly normal, Charlie comments on how Bella does look like his daughter, but at the same time does not; he is no fool though, he knows something is going on but he is just happy to see his daughter.

Bella gets Charlie to agree that if there is something he needs to know then she

would be the first tell him.

The Volturi receive a tip that Bella and Edward Cullen now have a child which the Volturi believe to be an immortal child (a human child who has been turned by a vampire). Since the Volturi have reason to believe that the Cullen family has done some wrongdoing by having an immortal child they set out to confront the Cullen family, and to kill the immortal child. In fear that the Volturi will not understand that Renesmee is in fact not an immortal child, and that no laws were actually broken, the Cullen family splits up and sets out around the world to seek help from friends and family that will vouch for Renesmee and the Cullens against the Volturi.

The “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” is a must see for everybody. Even with a semi slow start, the film is filled with not only suspense and anticipation but also laughter, tears, smiles, and it will leave the whole audience on the edge of their seats. The great ending to the Twilight Saga will leave you questioning yourself, “Is this really the end?”

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FLAME/ Sound Check

Written by Steven Palmer

CHRISTINA AGUILERA LOTUS: ALBUM REVIEW C

hristina has come back with another album—always at that moment when you feel like you give up on her. Her new album “Lotus,” as a whole feels more like an adventure in the exploration of music. In listening to her CD there is no doubt that she can still out-sing anyone else on the charts right now, but her music seems to be like a book, each song is different from any other, as are chapters in a book. So with that being said, let’s explore some of the most listen-worthy songs on the album.

Her first song appropriately titled “Lotus Intro” has a very futuristic sound to it and slowly draws you into it, such as the flower petals of a lotus would slowly unfold. As the song goes on, it just gets better and builds upon its own inspiration. You almost feel as if you are reading someone’s deep thoughts in a dusty brown diary.

The next pick, “Army of Me,” is her “Fighter “Fighter 2.0” 2.0” and the notes in every part of this song hit with more strength, power, and resonance than those in the original “Fighter” did. This song is directed more towards that one person who has taken advantage of you time and time again, relentlessly. The difference is that you gain more independence and confidence with each undulating blow and this person will soon see that for themselves—but not until it’s too late. Oops!

Her dance infused, club-slamming song would have to be “Let There Be Love.” Will her management team be smart and release this on the radio or will we have to rely on our car speakers and the gay bars to hear it? Let’s find out. You

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can’t deny that this song instantly makes you want to smile and jump up and dance.

“Cease Fire” is unarguably one of the most interesting and emotionally charged of the songs on the album. She reaches out in a different tone, a different tempo, and a different style of singing. You can hear angst, passion, pain, and surrender all crafted into this masterpiece of emotions that make up this song.

“Circles” has to be one of the most unique songs Xtina has sang as it barely sounds like her, barely resembles anything she has done before artistically, and because of the words.

“Spin around in circles/on my middle, middle finger” is her chorus – need I say more? Well I will: In the end she throws out a little “muthafu#ka,” as if it were the cherry on top of her new twisted dessert offering of a song.

Lastly for review, her song featuring Blake Shelton, “Just A Fool” offers us a country twang and a soulful reminiscent sound of the old hit from yester-year when Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock offered us “Picture” (I (I just called to say I love youuuuu…come back home). home). You’ll also be able hear a very slight resemblance to Linda Perry’s old group, 4 Non Blondes’ song “What’s Up?” (It’s the “I said heyyy yayy yayy ayyyy…. what’s goin onnnnnnn,” onnnnnnn,” song that I’m sure you’ve all heard at the karaoke bars more than once).

All-in-all, Christina does what she does best—sings. But it seems that she sings for us fans these days, rather than for the charts. And, we’re okay with that. Check it out!

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Mr Gigi’s 2012-2013

DONALD GILLERAN

“SEF”

Written by: Peter Rayes Photo by: Tony Lowe

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e’s just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. He claims that he’s no more special than any other person out there. School, work, family, and Gigi’s take up most of his time. There are certainly things he wants to do with his life - he wants to be a graphic designer, a professional background dancer, a massage therapist, a chiropractor, an artist, and he has dreams just like you and the next person you happen to glance at. I learned that Donald was raised to treat others how he likes to be treated, he was raised to have respect for his elders, he was raised to be independent, and he truly believes he can do anything he sets his mind to. It’s been a year since I’ve known “Sef,” since he started to work at Gigi’s, and a heck of a year it was. With his recent win of the Mr. Gigi’s Contest, I can only hope that this coming year will serve to be bigger for him! I got to sit down with Donald and ask him some questions: Hey Donald, may I call you DJ Sef? My government name is Donald Gilleran. Everyone knows me by either Sef or DJ. Where the heck did you find a name like Sef? I have six letters in Donald, eight letters in Gilleran, and five letters in my middle name, James. I switched around the letters SFE to make it sound like a name, and I got “Sef.” That’s...different! Rapid fire questions. Ready? GOv! Birthday: My birthday is in January, making me a winter baby.

Favorite Season: I love winter, it’s my favorite season.

Why: I love the warm fashions and the way snow makes everything glisten and beautiful.

What’s your favorite thing to do: I’ve danced my whole life! At the age of 5, I was enrolled in a local dance studio. Ever since then, I’ve studied dance in ballet, jazz, tap, hip hop, and more.

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Have you ever successfully competed in any dance competitions: I’ve won many regional and national competitions in solo, small group, and large group varieties with my dance team.

How big is your family: I grew up with 2 parents and 2 sisters. I was the caboose as my parents like to say.

Are you close: My family is everything to me. Growing up, we had our share of fights and arguments but at the end of the day we are all there for each other no matter what.

That’s what my “forgive and forget” tattoo is about, located below my abdomen; it’s for my sisters whom I love with all of my heart. We never let anything get in between us.

Any other tattoos: I also have a peace sign tattoo on my left calf and the Swahili sign for hakuna matata on my right calf.

The peace sign is just something I generally believe in - it’s kind of my way of life. I am nice to everyone, until you prove to me otherwise, of course. But usually I just chalk it up and turn the other cheek.

“Lion

King” was my favorite movie growing up, and hakuna matata hit me hard growing up. “No worries,” is a phrase everyone should live up to. It reminds me as long as times get tough, it will always turn out okay in the end. God wouldn’t have given me this life if I wasn’t strong enough to live it.

Coming out story: Coming out at the age of 18 was hard for me, but as soon as people became more comfortable with me, I didn’t

really care anymore. I had to realize that these feelings were normal to have, and if I wanted to be happy, I had better understand that. Knowing my whole life wasn’t the case at all with me.16 is the age I knew I was gay, but I was still trying to understand it more.

Church, books, the internet, and friends were all things I came to for help, and a lot of them did help. But as soon as I became friends with more gay people is when I really started to understand and become more comfortable.

First gay bar: When I started hitting the gay scenes and clubs, Gigi’s was my first stop with the gay friends. Something they decided to bring me to, but I am so glad they did. I kept telling them one day one of those boys up there dancing was going to be me. A lot of them couldn’t dance; you could tell they just wanted money, but some of them were actually enjoying themselves. I thought what’s better than doing what you love to do and getting paid for it? That is why a year later I started to work at Gigi’s.

How did that lead to you becoming Mr. Gigi’s: When the Mr. Gigi’s Contest came around, I was all for it. I wanted that title so bad! I had worked so hard for it and I think I deserve it. I didn’t know what Mr. Gigi’s meant or what I had to do while being Mr. Gigi’s; I just knew I wanted to be a title holder and be a part of the family. When we finally had the date for the contest, I was picking music, preparing my outfits, and had everything planned out for it in a month.

I was prepared, excited and yes, nervous.

Since I have background in performing, I was definitely in it to win it!

Has anything changed since winning the Mr. Gigi’s Contest: Since I’m Mr. Gigi’s now, I feel like nothing has changed.

I’m still the same person and I will always be the same person. I’m getting the impression that people think I’m going to change and it will all go to my head, but I’m not that kind of person at all. I was raised to be independent and that’s what I am. And you can’t be independent thinking you have everything or think things are going to be handed to you.

I’ve worked hard to get to where I am at, and I won’t let any of you down!

What a sweet heart! You can catch Sef at Gigi’s every Monday and Friday, as well as during special events.

Congratulations on your big win from everyone at Flame Magazine!

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FLAME/ The World According to Joan Written by Joan Stevenson

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR C

hristmas is coming – the goose is getting fat. Are you sick of Christmas yet? Can’t wait for it to start? Dreading every day up to it? Retailers and radio stations started the push in October, before Halloween! Seriously? What’s that about? Can we just enjoy a nice leisurely Fall without rushing head first into Winter holiday madness. The earlier you start the Christmas countdown, the sooner you start the crazy! It’s so disconcerting to be shopping for pumpkins and candy corn, then turn around in the same aisle and find candy canes and tinsel. Several retailers opened their doors for holiday shopping on Thanksgiving night, not the morning after.

Employees of these retailers: Walmart, Sears, Toys R Us and Target, to name but a few, were understandably upset.

The Target employees started a petition to get the company to change this policy.

One local radio station started playing Christmas music three days before Halloween! I for one would like to pass a resolution that anything Christmas related shouldn’t even be allowed to be mentioned until the end of November, with the exception of July of course.

should be a time “to ...Christmas forget the daily grind and look beyond material things.„ Have you done your shopping yet, or are you waiting until the last minute? Black Friday shopping is like the running of the bulls! Seriously! Running down the narrow streets of Pamplona chased by huge bulls

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is pretty much the same as hoards of people teeming into the aisles trying to get at those deals, and is just as deadly!

Taking a course in Krav Maga before you go shopping might be a good idea.

Christmas should be a time to forget the daily grind and look beyond material things, but kids are getting greedier and greedier. Families go into debt buying Christmas presents. I understand that parents want to make their kids happy and there is nothing like the feeling of seeing the joy on a child’s face on Christmas morning, but is it worth not being able to pay the bills just to get little Jimmy that Leap Pad and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle play set (yes they’re back) or little Jane that My Little Pony Princess Castle and Furby? (Yes, that’s back too!) And don’t get me started on what the teens have on their Christmas lists! I understand parents want to make their kids happy, but being able to make the mortgage payment would be the best present of all.

Are you sick of your relatives yet? Can’t wait to spend time with them or did Thanksgiving wear you down? Are your family get-togethers joyful gatherings or so boring, awkward, and claustrophobic that you’re counting the minutes until you can escape? For most, the holidays are about sharing the season with your loved ones in warmth and joy, but for the rest of us...

Straight to the bar! (I plead the 5th).

Remember what Christmas was like when you were a kid? Everything was bright and shiny – the Christmas tree all lit up and strewn with tinsel, the smells of pine and spices, and baking cookies all through the house, the looming excitement as you got

closer and closer to the 25th, wondering exactly when Santa was coming and counting the minutes. No matter how late you stayed up, he always seemed to come and go the moment you shut your eyes, then waking up and running downstairs to the tree to see what he had brought, the sheer joy and happiness in your heart when you unwrapped that thing, whatever it was, that was your heart’s desire.

Whenever things get crazy around the holidays I think about that. I think about going to see Santa. I think about going to the Christmas Carnival. If I’m really down, I drive around and look at all the beautiful light displays in the neighborhoods. All that’s warm and good; that’s what you should hold on to whenever something pisses you off during the season. Take some time out of the frantic pace of rushing around and planning, and buying, going, and doing – push everything aside that’s making you crazy, even if it’s just for five minutes. Just stop, take a breath and find that kid inside.

Finding that warm and happy moment, even if it’s just for a moment, can make everything a little better. Try to take that feeling – that little bit of happiness – with you wherever you go this holiday season.

Whether you’re fighting your way through the masses to get that gift, or listening to Aunt Edna tell that same old story again, let that little spark of childlike happiness and wonder carry you through Christmas.

Then go out on New Year’s Eve and live, but be safe. May you and all your loved ones have a happy holiday season!

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FLAME/ Become Who You Are Written by John LoPorto

CONFLICTING CONFLICTS E

very type of human relationship has conflict. From friends, to parents, to romantic interests, fights and disagreements are bound to erupt.

Conflict however is an ambiguous term.

I therefore choose to define conflict as any time when individual wills clash. Of course, from this definition, different levels of severity of conflict naturally arise. However, there are currently two schools of thought surrounding the role of conflict in any type of human relationship. One camp believes strong relationship can only develop after conflict because it allows problems to be discussed openly and solutions brainstormed equally; I will call this the battle-hardened camp. A second, perhaps more pessimistic, camp believes that conflict inevitably weakens a relationship.

The intrepid and erudite philosopher, John Stuart Mill wrote in his pamphlet “On Liberty” that difference of opinions should be treasured. It is from discussing and reviewing our own opinions that we grow as a society and as an individual.

Since a disagreement, say over which political party you support, would follow this Millian critique, John Stuart Mill

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would agree with the battle-hardened camp for most forms of minor conflict.

I agree with his assessment. Minor conflict can and will build relationships.

After all we are human and we will disagree and fight over difference of opinion, but that does not mean that all of us are enemies. Rather it means that our different opinions have allowed us to speak freely and openly thereby allowing each individual a better insight into the other.

Not all conflicts however are minor.

What if, for example, you are in a romantic relationship and you come into conflict with your partner. If it is minor, great you will follow the Millian doctrine and come out of the conflict stronger and more equipped to deal with future disputes. But what if the conflict is not minor, what if for example you and your boyfriend or girlfriend catch the other in the act of cheating. The other party thought it was alright, because sex is simply a physical act and has no emotional or spiritual value attached to it. You however are of the opposite opinion and believe all sexual acts have some form of emotional bond. Well under this scenario, we have entered the

realm of conflict! Would Mill’s critique hold under this disagreement? It could because it is in essence a difference of opinion. But I would venture to say most likely the foundation of the relationship was damaged and could never be repaired.

We have seen two different circumstances, one minor and one severe. They both have similar roots but different hypothetical outcomes for the relationship. However there must be some solution; we cannot leave it in this purgatory of speculation. The solution, in my opinion, comes down to the strength and the previous longevity of the relationship and quite frankly, there is no solution because all relationships are different because they are composed of unique individuals and not mindless drones. Both camps’ schools of thought on relationship conflict are wrong.

Instead, there should be one camp, the camp individuality. This camp focuses on the disposition and wants of the individuals involved and not on sociological norms and expectations.

This is what we ought to follow and is the solution to the paradox presented above

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FLAME/ Cocktail Chatter Written by Ed Sikov

the HAIRY NAVEL H

airy navels make my mouth water.

I’m referring to guys’ belly buttons here, not the cocktail. (I’ll get around to that in a minute.) I’d go so far as to say that a hairy navel is my favorite part of the male anatomy. My fascination with fuzzy abs far exceeds my interest in more obvious erogenous zones, and despite many years pondering my own, I still have no clear idea why. Is my attraction to men’s stomach hair rooted in the fact that women don’t have it? No. After all, women don’t have penises, either.

(News bulletin! Stop the presses! Your intrepid columnist has just discovered something big!) And unlike some of my gay brethren, I’m not averse to women’s bodies at all.

Another explanation: Shirtless guys were all over the place when I was a kid, and I eroticized what I could see. The locker room at the local swimming pool was a terrifying space, so I avoided looking around as guys of all ages changed in and out of their swimsuits. But out by the pool I could stare slack-jawed at swim-trunked high school boys making out with their girlfriends in the broad daylight. Those boys were hot! And the ones I most wanted to see up close were those that had a fresh, new field of boy hair on their chests and stomachs. I was captivated.

And TV offered up a buffet of beefcake on a daily basis. I’d be watching some western when all of a sudden some cowboy’s arms were being held behind his back and another cowboy would walk up and rip his shirt open. I’d be riveted with delight, especially if the guy had hair on his torso. Freud would have said that I was displacing my desire for dick – that I couldn’t deal with what I really wanted, so I sublimated that attraction into something less threatening.

I’ve been mulling this over for a week now. Dan and I had dinner last Friday

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with a guy I knew from childhood and his partner. Billy and I reconnected on Facebook, and we met at a restaurant in midtown. The cocktail menu listed the Hairy Navel, and I couldn’t help but order one. Dan was appalled.

“You’re kidding, right?”

“I’m stone cold serious,” I replied.

“He never orders stuff like this,” Dan informed Billy and Dave. “What’s gotten into you?”

I found this annoying. Yes, I do tend to reject cocktails that veer to the sweet side. But cripe! Can’t a guy order a Hairy Navel without his husband making a federal case out of it?

I responded too personally, I admit: “Since you shaved your entire chest and stomach last weekend without even informing me of the decision – and I do have a stake in the matter – I decided to drown my sorrows in the only kind of hairy navel I’ll get to taste for the next month.”

“Are there no boundaries with you?” he asked.

“Look!” Billy suddenly declared.

“No, look here!” Dave echoed.

They each pulled up their matching rugby shirts to expose two of the hairiest navels I’ve seen in a long time.

“I’m a married man,” I protested with not much enthusiasm.

And wouldn’t you know? When our server – clearly an aspiring actor, judging by his flawless physique – came over with our check, he asked, “Is there anything more I can do for you?” and yanked up his tight black T-shirt to expose one of the finest hairy navels I have ever seen. Narcissistic show-off. So hot. So unavailable. I tipped him 40 percent.

the HAIRY NAVEL (serves one) 1 oz Absolut Vodka 1 oz Peach Schnapps + orange juice to taste Fill a glass with ice, add all the ingredients, and stir.

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