April 12, 2011

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Fernandina Beach. p. 7

The week in music: Bad Religion, Dr. Dog and Grandpa’s Cough Medicine. p. 22

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MAIL Longtime FW hater sings our praises. Plus a local Republican says it’s Dems who are rich and stupid. p. 4 GUEST EDITORIAL Florida’s foster care system doesn’t solve the problem of abuse and neglect; often it compounds it. p. 6 NEWS Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Fernandina Beach. p. 7 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS He’s not that Dan Brown, silly! Plus what lawmakers don’t know about water pollution could fill a (joke) book. p. 8 COVER STORY Despite financial setbacks and political challenges, Dorothy Pitman Hughes continues her efforts to change the world. p. 12 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 17

MOVIES Reviews of “Insidious” and “Hop.” p. 18 MUSIC Interviews with Bad Religion, Grandpa’s Cough Medicine and Dr. Dog. p. 22 ARTS Upright Citizens Brigade celebrates two decades of killing them in the aisles. p. 32 NEWS OF THE WEIRD Celebrating filth, bamboozling the CIA and ripping off pregnant women. p. 41 BACKPAGE What “Inherit the Wind” teaches us about the current battle over education. p. 47 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 10 SPORTSTALK p. 11 HAPPENINGS p. 36 DINING p. 37 I SAW U p. 43 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 44 CLASSIFIEDS p. 45 april 12-18, 2011 | folio weekly | 3

Rhona Redux

I was very happy to read that Rhona Silver after two years was finally cleared of wrongdoing while being an ESE teacher in Duval County (“Exonerating Rhona,” March 29). While the read was informative, extreme detail was given to the unreliable witness, and police probably didn’t do the best job, the blame of this whole situation truly lies with the administration of the Duval County School Board. Back in 2009, I was interviewed by the T-U, and encouraged reporter Jeremy Cox to ask the administration about policy regarding the chairs and toilet training. Here’s an excerpt from that story, written April 7, 2009: A Duval County school autism expert told investigators that the chair at the center of the case, called a Rifton chair, wasn’t required by any of the children in Silver’s classroom. Ken Sutton, executive director of exceptional education, distributed a memo among the district’s more than 150 schools a day after the arrest, calling on them to identify and ‘redeploy’ any unnecessary specialized equipment. “You can imagine we have a lot of inventory that is very expensive, and it would make sense if we could redeploy it where it’s needed,” Sutton said in an interview, adding that he had been drafting the policy before Silver’s arrest. The chair is not intended to be used for behavioral modification, he added. (http://bit.ly/hENOqO) With that said and knowing from your Folio Weekly article that parents are thinking of suing still, one has wonder, are they suing the right person? After having sued the county myself on behalf of my daughter Liz, my advice here is to go after the lack of policy, the lack of oversight; in fact, I would focus on the admitted lack of policy regarding the use of these chairs that was admittedly not in place at the time of Rhona’s arrest by ESE director Ken Sutton.

This guy Sutton was more concerned about chasing down some chairs than about how they were being used. I think everyone knows at this point that no policy exists either, about how children are taught to be potty-trained, given there is not policy about how these chairs are to be used. This horrific situation would have never occurred had policy been in place regarding the chairs and their use in the classroom. Who, pray tell, at DCSB is paying attention to best practice standards and policy?

Hopefully the lawyers representing the parents will think about this and go after those who really are supposed to be making sure kids are safe and educated. That would be the administrators at Exceptional Student Education in the Duval County School Board.

Lauralyn Popp, RN, BSN Jacksonville via email

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Usually I’m writing in busting your chops over the way some political football bounced.

I’ve even, good-naturedly, called you names (Folio Drum Circle Weekly). Today, however, I’m writing in to compliment you on what you do best. Taking a story about a good person who bad things happened to — Rhona Silver. As a DTU Building Representative for the last 33 years, I’ve seen worse. But no one has ever cared. The Florida Times-Union has certainly never cared. But you guys do. So

I’m awarding a Folio Weekly Bouquet to you guys. And thanks for beating the drum.

Tom Altee San Marco via email

Women in the House

Nearly halfway through the nine-week legislative session, and amid the Medicaid managed care debates, the budget fights and pension reforms, the fast and furious attack on women’s health care continues (Editor’s Note, April 4).

We’ve had some small victories. SB 1744, the mandatory ultrasound bill, and SB 1748, the Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers (TRAP) bill, were temporarily postponed on the Senate Health Regulation Committee. And HB 321, the egregious 20-week abortion ban by Rep. Trujillo, was drastically amended in committee because the sponsor knew the bill couldn’t pass constitutional muster.

But three more bills are pending in the Senate Health Regulation Committee, including SB 1770, amending the Parental Notice of Abortion Act. If that weren’t enough, the recent flap over the ban of the word “uterus” in the Florida House comes at a time when our legislators seem to be preoccupied with attacking women’s reproductive rights and health. It’s ironic that legislators can’t say the word “uterus,” but they feel very comfortable legislating it!

The whole uterus saga would be funny, were it not for the fact that women’s health and rights are at stake. Planned Parenthood continues to urge the legislature to focus on jobs and the economy and to stop playing politics with women’s lives.

Stephanie Kunkel, Executive Director Florida Association of Planned Parenthood Affiliates

Return to Sender

On behalf of the Concerned Taxpayers, I would like to thank Folio Weekly for its March 29 “Bouquet” recognition of our efforts to help inform the voters in Duval County. The results of the Candidate Committee efforts were the culmination of hundreds of hours to assemble the voter’s guide and interview candidates, and provide this information to the public.

It would have been enough to laud our efforts; unfortunately, the “bouquet” refers to a video interview with mayoral candidate Mike Hogan asserting that, from this video, voters learned that he “doesn’t believe that public money should support libraries.” This is very peculiar, because due to technical difficulties, our Jan. 22 video interview was not available to the public until March 30. Upon reviewing the video, the assertion that Hogan does not support public money for libraries could not have come from this video alone and it would seem that the “Bouquet” author’s preconceptions prevailed.

We encourage the public to watch the 70-minute interview with Mike Hogan (as well as other candidates) and come to their own conclusions and to make an informed vote on Tuesday, May 17.

Victor Wilhelm Jr., President Concerned Taxpayers of Duval County Inc Editor’s Note: The Bouquet indeed contained two conflated things. The Hogan video does not address cuts to library services.

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Money in Politics

A reader commented recently that “to be a Republican, you have to be very very rich or very very stupid” (Mail, March 29). I think the reader is confused and meant “Democrat,” since Bill and Melinda Gates, Warren Buffett, George Soros, Steve Jobs, Biz Stone, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Oprah, Obama (he made only $5.7 million in 2009) and most stars/celebrities and sports stars (Barbra Streisand, most of the rap guys, etc.) are all Democrats. Some of the most wealthy people in America or the world vote Democrat, even though it means more taxes for many, but they have so much, they do not care.

People like the Twitter start-up guys and FB guys even use all of their wealth to start websites devoted to their hero Obama (mybarackobama.com) so many young people could see how great he is and vote for him. So I guess L. Magennis is totally confused. The evil rich are, for the most part, Dems and libs.

Dotti Cahill Fleming Island via email

Nothing’s Shocking

I am writing in response to the interview with Lee Harvey (Arts, March 29). I think it’s funny that Mr. Harvey sees himself as a “revolutionary” or “shaman,” whatever that means. His art is

It seems the formula is to throw in something derogatory about religion (specifically Jesus) and then something about whatever crazy Republicans are in office at the time, then add some swastikas and you’ve got yourself some groundbreaking art. definitely not revolutionary or enlightening.

This style of art has been old hat for years now.

It seems the formula is to throw in something derogatory about religion (specifically Jesus) and then something about whatever crazy Republicans are in office at the time, then add some swastikas and you’ve got yourself some groundbreaking art. Please! Are people really still shocked by this stuff? Maybe one day the scales will fall off my eyes so I can see the true brilliance of his work, but I doubt it.

Christopher Nixon Jacksonville via email

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Guest Editorial Fostering Abuse M

y daughter spent the first nine months of her life in a bassinet in a Latin American orphanage.

I don’t mean that she slept in the bassinet.

I mean that she lived there. She spent perhaps an hour each day being held for a few minutes, getting a quick bath, getting her diaper changed — then it was back to the bassinet. At feeding time, the orphanage nannies propped a bottle up next to her head where she could reach it.

So instinctive was her need for some type of stimulation that she repeatedly rubbed her head back and forth against the sheets until a cyst rose on the back of her skull. It developed into a staph infection when the orphanage doctor spliced it open.

But you know, it could have been worse.

She could have been born into Florida’s foster care system.

News broke late last month that a Canadian couple, Andrew Dolan and Suzanne Tyler, has filed suit against Family Support Services, the private nonprofit responsible for caring

and then adopted by parents who decided to give them back. This sequence of events isn’t unusual; in Florida, foster children spend an average of two years in state custody, and nearly 40 percent of them reside in at least three different homes during that time.

Such statistics are hard to swallow when read in the abstract. That’s why we tend to keep them there. But common decency demands that we look at it more realistically.

So picture your own child. Or your nephew, or grandchild. Imagine that child, say, neglected or molested so often that police take her away from the only family she knows. The child goes to live with a foster mother, who beats her with a belt. So she goes to live with another foster mother who can’t keep her very long. So she goes to live with another, who has 10 other children in the home. So she goes to live with another, who can’t tolerate the behavior she’s developed over the past few years. This all happens before the child can write her own name.

Abuse and neglect, by traditional

Asked how an agency with scant resources and a history of kids falling through the cracks can absorb that kind of financial body blow, Gov. Scott offers only his signature nothing: He has “confidence” that DCF officials will figure something out. for those Northeast Florida children taken from their families due to neglect or abuse.

The couple adopted two children out of Florida’s foster care system through Family Support Services. After the adoption was finalized, the couple says, the children began to reveal terrible stories of physical, sexual and emotional abuse from their time in foster care.

The children, a boy and girl now 6 and 8, were taken from their birth mother in 2005.

Over the next four years, they lived in no fewer than five homes. At one point, they were adopted by a West Virginia family, but the family returned them five months later — presumably because their history had made them too difficult to parent.

To their credit, Dolan and Tyler do not want to give up their family. They want additional financial assistance (beyond their current $900 monthly stipend) to help with the years of therapy the kids will require, and compensation for the treatment their children received at the hands of the state of Florida.

Though there is much yet to be discovered in the case, it seems probable that some abuse occurred. The very first home the kids lived in was shut down after the foster mother was convicted of child abuse. And the children’s current behavior, which includes bouts of violence, suggests they endured significant trauma.

But let’s assume — for cynicism’s sake — that the abuse didn’t occur. Let’s take only what we know: that during the first few years of these siblings’ lives, they were neglected by their birth mother, taken from her forever, given a series of temporary foster mothers, 6 | FOLIO WEEKLY | APRIL 12-18, 2011

definitions, are bad enough. But our failure to give these children any kind of stability in the wake of their trauma also constitutes abuse and neglect. The damage done to the psyche of a child who grows up without parental love is monumental, and can be irreparable.

Nearly 30,000 children reside in Florida’s foster care system right now. Many of them are being loved and supported through their rough patches. Many more are not.

And the grim reality is about to get a lot worse. Gov. Rick Scott’s budget strips nearly $200 million from the state Department of Children and Families. Asked how an agency with scant resources and a history of kids falling through the cracks can absorb that kind of financial body blow, Scott offers only his signature nothing: He has “confidence” that DCF officials will figure something out.

Andrew Dolan has said that had they known of the children’s history, they would never have adopted them. He’s been criticized for that, and for seeking monetary damages.

But as an adoptive parent, I know what he means. The fact that they’re keeping the kids is paramount; it’s the best shot these children have at some degree of normalcy and happiness. And the financial aspect? I’m guessing he looks into the tortured faces of his children every day and imagines what the state of Florida did to cause them so much pain. Somebody, he thinks, somebody’s got to pay for that. Somebody besides these kids.

Tricia Booker

Booker blogs at mylefthook.com Anne Schindler’s Editor’s Note returns next week.

NewsBuzz Waste Byproduct Threw it in the trash — What anti-nuke activist Steve Comely says Republican state Rep. John Tobia did with some information on the dangers of nuclear power he dropped off last week. Comely (who was featured in a recent Folio Weekly news story on nuclear safety, http://bit.ly/hbLwun) says he wants an apology, and asked House General Counsel George Levesque to communicate that to the Representative. Levesque, however, told Folio Weekly he did not expect any apology to be forthcoming, adding, “The idea that he [Comely] was completely civil to Rep. Tobia might be dramatically overstating the case.”

To Have Loved (and Lost) “I’ll never marry again.”

— Message, from a husband to his dead wife, carved on a heart-shaped headstone in Evergreen Cemetery in Jacksonville. According to the book, “Fifteen Florida Cemeteries: Strange Tales Unearthed” by Florida poet Lola Haskins, the cemetery is the only one in Florida to have appeared twice in “Ripley’s Believe It or Not!”: once for having the longest continuous brick wall in the world, and once because the bereaved widower’s promise was a sham. He married six months after his first wife died.

Game Over “[Because of the uncertainty of Brunell’s National Football League career,] he believes at this point that his future income can only be predicted to be $5,000 per month.”

— From a disclosure statement that accompanied former Jaguar Mark Brunell’s bankruptcy reorganization plan. The ex-QB’s annual income, the statement noted, will fall well short of his monthly expenses, at least for the next few years. Total allowable claims against Brunell exceed $7.40 million.

Ignorance is Piss Earthjustice Attorney David Guest, who testified before a legislative committee last week about proposed rollbacks of water quality laws, noted two “high points” from the meeting: 1) A lawmaker who looked at a toxic-algae slimed photo of Christopher Creek and innocently asked, “If the water isn’t supposed to be green, then what color should it be?”

2) When Guest pointed out the microcystis toxin level in one water body was 670 ppm, as compared to the World Health Organization’s recommendation of a safe maximum of 20 ppm, Republican Rep. Jimmie Smith countered angrily that foreign countries have no right to set pollution limits for Florida. [Emphasis ours.]

Always a Con Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Fernandina Beach F

ernandina Beach has a long, rich history of piracy, but it’s home to presumably just one pirate who built a statue in his own honor.

Furman Otis Clark Jr. commissioned the 7-foot, 300-pound bronze pirate sculpture in 2001, asking the artist to render the swashbuckling, sword-waving figure with Clark’s own visage.

The statue, currently in storage, became an apt metaphor for a man who has flouted the law, plundered, deceived, even killed a man, although his weapon of choice is typically not a cutless, but a con artist’s charm.

Furman Otis Clark swept into Fernandina Beach in January 2001, in a whirl of ambition and money. As managing director for the development company FCX/Fields Clark Holdings, he instantly made himself a player in the luxury real estate market, promising to develop the isolated, Intracoastal marsh known as Martin’s Island, into an exclusive enclave accessible only by ferry boat. He bought the former First Union Bank building in the center of downtown for $2.3 million, and spent $500,000 renovating it as the company’s headquarters. He promised to relocate several of the company’s smaller businesses from North Carolina to Fernandina Beach. He bought a condo for $1.6 million and spent more than $200,000 to furnish it.

The Chamber of Commerce swooned at his confidence and grandeur, turning out more than 500-strong for a ribbon-cutting at the new headquarters of Fields Clark Holdings.

So impressive was his arrival, few bothered to check into his past.

It held some items of interest.

Before Clark arrived in Fernandina Beach, he’d served nine years in prison after pleading guilty to manslaughter for the murder of a prominent Washington, D.C. maritime lobbyist, Julian Singman. He’d written bad checks, including one for $28,000, and had $290,000 in fraud cases pending in North Carolina when he was arrested for murder in 1985. He’d stolen a wooden motorboat, allegedly impersonated a real estate agent to abscond with a $50,000 down payment on a house, and even oncee purportedly tried to switch fake diamonds ds for real ones at a jewelry store. Though Clark k pled guilty to manslaughter in Singman’s murder, der, he maintained his innocence and said his plea ea was only “to get it over with.”

While Clark’s dramatic past escaped notice in his new home, his business partner, William Fields, eventually learned of that history and cut all ties with Clark. According to an investigation completed in August 2001

by KPMG LLP’s Forensic & Litigation Services at Fields’ request, Clark plundered ed the company the two men shared. The report eport found he’d used company money to furnish ish his

home, to pay for wedding expenses, to buy his wife’s car, to pay closing costs on his son’s house, possibly for a down payment of $450,000 for a condominium and for personal tax liabilities totaling $550,000.

Fields used the preliminary investigative findings to demand that Clark resign within 24 hours, and Clark did. The pirate statue went into storage, the state bought Martin’s Island for preservation and ever since, Clark has kept

2008. According to investigator Michael R. Rennie, “contrary to written and oral representations by Clark, the investment objectives were non-existent, illusory and created by Clark for the purpose of defrauding the investors.”

Ronald and Deborah Price of Fernandina Beach invested $200,000 in two companies — FTR Timberlands LLC and Clark-Price Ventures LLC — that Clark promised would deliver big

Clark apparently didn’t renounce his con man instincts.

In early February this year, he was arrested at the Sadler Road Shoney’s Restaurant and charged with defrauding investors, money laundering and four counts of grand theft. a low profile. Though Folio Weekly wrote about his exploits in a Nov. 20, 2001 cover story (read it here bit.ly/eQVYwq), memories are short. Clark remained in Fernandina Beach, becoming a member of the Rotary Club, while his son, Trip, became president.

Clark apparently didn’t renounce his con man instincts, however. In early February this year, he was arrested d at the Sadler Road Shoney’s honey’s Restaurant and d charged with defraudingg investors, money laundering ring and four counts of grand d theft. His bond was set att $300,012.

In the affidavit avit for Clark’s warrant,, the Office of Financial Regulation, gulation, Bureau of Financial ncial Investigations alleged that Clark convinced vinced two couples to invest $250,000 in a sham ham business enterprise rise between Januar Januaryy and September

returns on their investment. He told something similar to Scott and Brenda Sherwood of Suwanee, Ga., who gave Clark $50,000 to buy a large share of Novus Ordo Investments LLC, a company that purportedly sold mitigation credits to developers through a land mitigation bank. Clark promised the Sherwoods they would realize a $500,000 return on their investment in four months, or he would give them their money back.

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Furman Clark’s 2011 mugshot (left) and Folio Weekly’s 2001 cover story on his previous con man exploits.

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Fernandina Beach attorney Clinch Kavanaugh, who represented Fields Clark Holdings in 2001 and who is representing the Sherwoods, says the recent arrest is in keeping with Clark’s modus operandi. “I’m not surprised,” he said last week.

Folio Weekly’s attempt to contact Clark were unsuccessful. Though he bonded out of jail on Feb. 11, after his bail had been reduced to $150,012, he did not return calls for comment. His son Trip answered the phone at his father’s house, but said he knew nothing about the financial transactions related to the latest allegations. “I don’t know anything about it. I witnessed my dad’s signature. That was my only involvement,” Trip Clark said. He referred additional questions to his father’s attorney, James Cascone, who could not be reached for comment.

Sex Sells (even in news reports on worms) “A mating frenzy.”

— How CNN promoted a short WJXT piece on the bristle worm spawning in Vilano Beach. http://bit.ly/fYGS51

Houston Street, Jacksonville, April 4

Bouquets to the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra for asking its

audience of highbrow music lovers to help the hungry. As part of the national © 2011 FolioWeekly

Orchestras Feeding America food drive, the JSO is collecting donations of nonperishable food at its concerts through April 18. Concertgoers who participate will receive half-off the cost of a ticket to an upcoming concert. Donations will be given to the Downtown Ecumenical Services Council to distribute to people in need.

Brickbats to state Sen. Stephen Wise for advancing every possible agenda, except one that matters to his constituents. With massive education cuts pending, high unemployment and a housing market in the dumps, the Jacksonville Republican is cluttering the legislative calendar with bills ranging from the mean-spirited (eliminating salaries for School Board members) to stupid (forcing educators to teach Christian-based concepts of “intelligent design” alongside evolution) to unnecessarily divisive (prohibiting insurance providers from covering abortion services).

Bouquets to The Village residence hall at the University of North Florida for winning the RecycleMania Competition this year. The annual event, sponsored by UNF’s Environmental Center, rewarded the residence hall with a plaque, a party and a screening of the environmental documentary, “No Impact Man.” The hall has recycled 1,314 pounds since the event began Feb. 7.

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Susan Cooper Eastman sceastman@folioweekly.com

NewsBuzz A Dose of Creativity While the Duval County School Board wrestles with a proposed state budget that would require cutting all funding for sports and other extracurricular activities, Duval County’s private sector showed how much it values education in the arts. The Cathedral Arts Project, a program that pays for cultural field trips and performers, raised $422,000 in one night at its annual Spring for the Arts fundraiser on March 11.

Doug Engle

Screed Printing “Love not Dove” — Message printed on T-shirts being given away by Gainesville print shop Dragonfly Graphics to counter the hate spewed by Koran-burning Gainesville preacher Terry Jones and his Dove World Outreach Center. Dragonfly shop owner Joy Revels, who had printed some inoffensive golf shirts for Jones before his anti-Islam campaign, rejected his more recent request that she print T-shirts with the message “Islam is of the devil.”

Not that Dan Brown! (the first in what we hope is a 35-part series) “In ‘The Last Symbol’ by Dan Brown, chapter 23, the author mentions that the number 0 was invented by Arabs, which is actually not true. It was invented by Aryabhatta, an Indian. Please make this correction as soon as possible.”

— Request from a reader asking FW A&E Editor Dan Brown to correct an error in a book by the other Dan Brown, author of “The Da Vinci Code.” (Our Dan Brown replied, “Absolutely not, good sir!” and got this response: “Thanks for your reply.”)

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Married to the Mob S

o, guys! I’m seriously considering “taking a wife.” (No, I’m not talking about your wife, nor will I be “taking her” in the way you’re thinking — unless, of course, she’s interested in such an arrangement, in which case, email me.)

Now, you may be thinking: “Hey, Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me! You’ve already had three wives.

Don’t you think you’re being a bit greedy?” AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE! Even though all of my marriages went down in flames, I am nevertheless a staunch proponent of the institution. The way I see it, until EVERYONE is allowed to get married (I’m looking at YOU, gays!), I’m gonna do my best to fawk it up for EVERYONE. Seriously, lawmakers! I’ve got some truly obscene and lewd plans for “marriage,” so it’s in everyone’s best interest to let everyone jump on board — otherwise? I WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Crap. Where was I? Oh, yeah! “Taking a wife.” See, the reason Mrs. Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me 1, 2 and 3 aren’t around anymore isn’t

These wives always “expected” me to keep my paws off the groupies, grocery store cashiers, church organists ... because of their looks — they were unanimously hot, and firecrackers in the sack. The problem always seemed to arise in the “expectations” department. For example, these wives always “expected” me to keep my paws off the groupies, grocery store cashiers, church organists, beachgoers, local TV anchors and the occasional overly endowed male stripper. In turn, I “expected” them to remain happily married — which in retrospect, I suppose, was asking a lot.

HOWEVER! Things are gonna be different with the future Mrs. Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me Nos. 4-8 becausssssse … wait for it … I’M GONNA MARRY A MOB WIFE! I got the idea after seeing a preview for VH1’s new reality series debuting this week, “Mob Wives” (Sunday, April 17, 8 p.m.). It’s about four women with “alleged” Mafia ties whose husbands or fathers are currently rotting away in the joint. Since “family loyalty” is everything to these gals, the crap resoundingly hits the fan when Karen Gravano — daughter of famous Mafia rat/informant Sammy “the Bull” Gravano — returns to town. Will Karen be welcomed back into the fold or will she find herself swimming in a pair of cement Uggs?

As you can plainly see, these gals are perfect marriage material for Humpy-DoodleDoo. Cast member Renee Graziano, for example, is the daughter of Anthony Graziano (alleged high-ranking member of La Cosa Nostra), and since she supposedly grew up in the mob, her expectations should be verrrrrry low indeed. After all, I may get freaky nasty with the mailman — but I wouldn’t behead him with a shovel and bury him in a shallow grave somewhere off the Jersey Turnpike.

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… ohhh … kind of a temper. Let’s take that last “Skeletor” joke, for example. If I’d said that within earshot of Renee or any of the mob wives? You can be damn sure I’d get a ride to the butcher shop in the trunk of her cousin Pasquale’s car. Wait … they read my column in New York? (Sigh) I’ll join that witness protection program now, please.

TUESDAY, APRIL 12 8:00 ABC JAMIE OLIVER’S FOOD REVOLUTION

Jamie’s “food revolution” is blocked by the L.A. school district. (Told ya they’d do a background check!)

10:30 COM SPORTS SHOW WITH NORM MACDONALD

Debut! The very funny comedian takes on the world of sports. (Finally! A reason for sports to exist!)

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13 9:00 ABC MODERN FAMILY

Cameron gets a smidge too excited about directing Luke’s and Manny’s school musical.

9:30 ABC HAPPY ENDINGS

Debut! Can a group of best friends survive the break up of two of their members? Does anyone sincerely care?

THURSDAY, APRIL 14 8:30 NBC THE PAUL REISER SHOW

Debut! The “Mad About You” star makes an unasked-for return to situation comedy.

(Retirement is always a legitimate option!)

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

The office scrambles to impress Michael’s supposed replacement, Will Ferrell!

FRIDAY, APRIL 15 9:00 HBO THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW

Season finale! Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss virtual reality, in a virtually real way.

10:30 IFC THE WHITEST KIDS U’KNOW

Season premiere! Another episode of subtle sketches including a baked bean fetish and “Little Hitler” smoking weed.

SATURDAY, APRIL 16 8:30 NIK SUPAH NINJAS

Debut! A kid who’s descended from ninjas starts his own crime-fighting team. Who’d like to hand his ass to him first?

SUNDAY, APRIL 17 9:00 HBO GAME OF THRONES

Debut! CALLING ALL NERDS!! Check out this new lush drama based on the medieval fantasy series by George R.R. Martin.

9:00 VH1 AUDRINA

Debut! CALLING ALL MASOCHISTS!! Check out this insipid new reality show based on the donkey-faced character in “The Hills.”

MONDAY, APRIL 18 8:00 NBC CHUCK

A swindler swindles Chuck and Sarah out of their wedding money — which is a great excuse to call off the whole thing, right?

9:00 FOX HOUSE

Former jailbird Thirteen returns to the team — and immediately puts her “shanking” skills to good use.

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Sportstalk Empty Bowl

Duval’s football delusions could use a cold immersion in the Arizona’s Fiesta Bowl reality

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believe it was Rahm Emanuel — or was it Snooki? — who asserted that no crisis should go to waste. In college football, like everything else, one organization’s apogee is another organization’s opportunity. The latest example of that is the Fiesta Bowl’s recent scandal, which could well lead to the end of its existence as a BCS bowl, or a bowl altogether.

The Arizona Republic, a Phoenix newspaper, has been out front in reporting various malfeasances and excesses. For example, a lieutenant in the sheriff ’s office there gets $182K a year to work as a Fiesta Bowl “security consultant.” His duties apparently include providing a deputy to chauffer the daughter of the Bowl’s CEO — the appropriately named John Junker — on her prom night.

The Fiesta Bowl pays some guy $4K a month — plus travel expenses — to serve as an “ambassador” for the game. Generously, the Bowl even provided what the Republic calls “scholarship donations” for that Ambassador’s children.

The Bowl has paid a representative of the Yapapi tribe, who isn’t even named, $40K a year since 2003 for unitemized expenses plus $2 million for “legal, lobbying and consulting

after initial questioning by investigators began, Junker became emotional, talking about his family and his 30-year career with the Fiesta Bowl. The report describes him choking up, saying, ‘It wasn’t just a job,’ and then [he] began to sob quietly, saying, ‘I’m sorry … It was our lives.’“ This is what happens when bowls go big-time. A few decades back, the Fiesta Bowl was on par with the Gator Bowl, a midlevel event. Junker, who’s been with the Fiesta since 1990, grew the “business,” in part because of his success in what he called getting “the blessing of legislators.” Isn’t that always the way?

The venality of modern politics goes hand in hand with corruption in big-time sports, something Junker knows. The Gator Bowl wants the Fiesta’s spot in the BCS rotation; probably won’t happen, but the Fiesta’s cautionary tale explains what could happen if that came to pass.

The Gator Bowl lacks certain plusses which the Fiesta Bowl has. In contrast to the Arizona event, sponsored by Tostitos for years, the Gator has struggled to attain a consistent sponsor. The Gator Bowl has done well enough when a team of local interest

So should we hope the Gator Bowl becomes a BCS game?

Ultimately, it would be another occasion when a few dozen get rich while the rest of us grubby bastards just sit and watch, and maybe — if we’re feeling flush — buy the commemorative T-shirt. services.” Trips for politicians from both sides of the aisle to places like Chicago and Boston — though why it is that someone would fly from Arizona to Boston to watch a dinner presentation on “BCS football: An economic engine for Arizona” totally escapes me.

Junker himself got paid off this.

Memberships at four swanky golf clubs, trips to strip clubs, birthday parties at Pebble Beach, 27 family vacations, flowers for the admission officer at a school his daughter eventually attended. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in fraudulent expenses on his AmEx. Junker did it all. BCS style. NCAA style. The athletes are nominal amateurs, but the slicksters in sharkskin suits are definitely pros.

Political fundraisers? Yes, these too were apparently part of the Fiesta Bowl mandate, and the NCAA and the BCS clearly did not give a rat’s ass about it. And why should they have? The printing press was on. The fiat currency flowed. But when John Junker was finally, after however many years, questioned about his malfeasance, the crocodile tears flowed, too.

As the Republic put it, “Within minutes

is in there, like a couple of years ago when the game hosted Bobby Bowden’s farewell.

One suspects the Gator would do better if it somehow got the Fiesta’s BCS bid.

And who else would do better? Gator Bowl execs, who would reap the benefits that the Fiesta folks had until recently. Less certain is the impact it would have on Jacksonville.

Maybe there’d be a salutary local economic impact, but more likely, the only companies getting paid from it will be multinationals — airlines, beer companies, et cetera. And maybe local politicians would get a few more cross-country trips.

So should we hope the Gator Bowl becomes a BCS game? Ultimately, it’d be another occasion when a few dozen get rich while the rest of us grubby bastards just sit and watch, and maybe — if we’re feeling flush — buy the commemorative T-shirt. If you’re like me, slaving away at a no-raise job from one week to the next just to keep the lights on and the gas tank half-full, it might just tick you off a bit. It sure wouldn’t be a source of anything like real civic pride.

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Room to grow: Hughes stands on the site of a planned community garden on Moncrief Road.

DESPITE FINANCIAL SETBACKS AND POLITICAL CHALLENGES, DOROTHY PITMAN HUGHES CONTINUES HER EFFORT TO CHANGE THE WORLD

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ost people who’ve done something notable in their lives save a memento of the accomplishment, but Dorothy Pitman Hughes’ collection could literally fill the wing of a museum. In anticipation of an interview, Hughes spread her memory trove throughout the dining room, across the breakfast bar and into the sitting room of her Julington Creek home: photographs, clippings, awards and, yes, T-shirts chronicling her remarkable life. There’s a picture of her shaking hands with Jimmy Carter at the White House, after serving on a presidential advisory panel. A photo of her with Bill Clinton and U.S. Rep. Charles Rangel at a party she threw to welcome Clinton to Harlem when he opened post-presidential offices there. A photo of her chatting with Muhammad Ali at a summer camp for children with AIDS. There’s even a proclamation declaring Aug. 1, 1982 “Dorothy Pitman Day” in Manhattan, because of her pioneering work on behalf of affordable daycare.

“I guess you can tell I’ve been into just about everything,” she says, sinking into a dining room chair after an almost-three-hour verbal tour of her past.

But despite a lifetime spent effecting social change and rubbing shoulders with powerful people, Dorothy Pitman Hughes flies under the radar in her new home of Northeast Florida. Though she’s lived here nine years, few people here know about her dramatic history, or the role she played in advancing feminist ideals and racial equity. The veil on her history was lifted somewhat during a recent appearance with her longtime friend and fellow activist, Gloria Steinem, but Hughes still has a long way to go before her local profile catches up with her national one.

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lifetime after she addressed rallies as a firebrand activist, Hughes is a stately and statuesque 72-year-old grandmother of two. She’s traded her Afro halo for a modest, dark-brown coif, and her revolutionary zeal for a quiet suburban existence. Dressed in a gray cowl-neck sweater and black slacks, Hughes seems nothing like the rabble-rouser who cashed a family’s welfare check and put them up in the Waldorf Astoria for a month to show how New York City was wasting money on rat-infested welfare hotels. It seems odd that the onetime Harlem resident today lives in the suburban hinterlands of St. Johns County, in a mostly white subdivision where the homes are all stuccoed in shades of deed-restricted beige. Hughes says that resulted from a misunderstanding. When she bought the house in 2003, she thought she was still in Jacksonville, because the city is so spread out.

But just because she lives the life of a suburbanite doesn’t mean she’s settling into a comfortable retirement. Hughes recently launched an ambitious project she believes will lift Jacksonville’s poor out of poverty. In some neighborhoods

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on Jacksonville’s Northside, more than 40 percent of the children live below the poverty line. Hughes believes one solution to the seemingly intractable problem is an affordable and wholesome source of food: She wants to create a web of organic community gardens where neighborhoods can grow their own food. To get seeds in the ground, though, she needs to muster the same magic in Jacksonville that seemed to attach itself to everything she did in New York — from hosting a fundraiser for Jesse Jackson’s presidential campaign that raised $30,000 in one night, to the personal persuasive power that allowed her to raise $500,000 in capital for her business, Harlem Office Supplies company. But to inspire that kind of zeal, she knows people have to understand who she is, learn her story and hear from those who believe in her.

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ughes started thinking about community gardens when Michele Obama planted a garden at the White House in 2009.

An organic garden and farmers market seemed like a good use of the 23 acres she’d purchased in 1990 in Lumpkin, Ga. The land, once occupied by the black community of Charles Junction where she grew up, was sold out from under folks whose families had lived there for 150 years. They were all given two months to pack up and move.

Hughes believes an organic garden would help heal the wounds of Charles Junction — and there’s still plenty of hurt around. She mentions that one of the best jobs for blacks in Lumpkin is performing as a re-enactor at a historic attraction called Westville, designed to resemble a Georgia town in 1850. The blacks play the parts of slaves.

Hughes believes the power of food can help Jacksonville, too. When Hughes came here to open a bookstore at Edward Waters College in 2002, she says she was shocked at the poverty and hunger in the city’s northwest quadrant.

It felt like she’d stepped back 50 years into the Jim Crow South, but without the sense of community and interconnectedness that helped African Americans survive.

As someone whose actions are always framed by a big picture, gardening for Hughes

isn’t just about sustenance. She says food is a symbol of power that literally grows from the ground up. “When people are fed and strong, they don’t mind telling you where it’s at, or telling somebody else where it’s at,” she says.

Hughes has thus far found two garden locations in Jacksonville. Florida Star weekly newspaper owner and editor Clara Frances McLaughlin offered two lots she owns on Moncrief Road near Northwestern Middle School, and Episcopal Children’s Services is giving space for raised beds at its Early Head Start Center at 1070 W. 18th St. Last month, Hughes turned to an old friend to help raise funds for the project and to boost her local profile. Gloria Steinem came to Jacksonville on March 10 to appear with Hughes on the stage of University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall for the garden fundraiser, “Lift, Don’t Separate.” With the $5,000 she figures the event raised, Hughes says she’ll hire a grant writer to go after money from the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which she says offers grants up to $350,000. She then plans to pay for a core group of up to 10 garden managers to be certified in organic farming.

Hughes’ ambitions currently appear to outstrip reality. Though she expresses enthusiasm for the project, she has struggled to get her bearings. A couple weeks ago, Hughes got lost trying to find the Head Start center from her Gateway Mall bookstore. And while she promises the box garden will be planted there “by spring,” there are no grow boxes under construction yet, even though planting season for most summer crops is over by the end of April. (Last week, Hughes acknowledged the project would be delayed.)

There’s no doubt, though, that Steinem believes in Hughes. “This is kind of a walk down memory lane for Dorothy and I because we traveled together organizing, lecturing and making trouble throughout the 1970s,” Steinem said in her opening comments at Lazzara Hall.

Then she told the audience that Hughes has always been a visionary. “Dorothy is on the forefront one more time,” she said, “in the movement for local, self-grown food as one of the most important symbols of independence, autonomy, dignity and common sense.”

“I’m so proud,” Steinem concluded, “that Dorothy is the Goddess of the Garden.”

ughes tells the story of her life in a mythic narrative. She was born Oct. 2, 1938, the third child in a family of three boys and six girls, the children of Milton Lee and Lessie Ridley. She describes listening to the women of Charles Junction talk out community problems on her mother’s front porch. She says she vowed to fight racism after the Ku Klux Klan beat up her father and left him in a heap by the front door. She describes how the Bland and Alexander lumber mill kept both black and white employees yoked to labor in slave-like conditions, paying workers not in money, but in tin tokens that could only be spent at millowned stores.

Hughes was only 19 years old when she decided to leave Lumpkin to chase a dream in New York City. She accepted a job as a maid on Long Island and moved there in 1957. Her plan was to work as a domestic during the day, and perform as jazz singer “Jean Myer” at night.

All of the Ridley children could sing. They sang gospel, jazz and blues together as teenagers at Fort Benning, and performed as Roger & the Ridley Sisters in clubs along the East Coast and Canada. When his touring days were behind him, her late brother Roger found a second life as a street musician. The filmmakers behind “Playing for Change” were inspired to make the documentary after hearing him sing “Stand By Me,” on a Santa Monica street corner.

Hughes’ sister Alice Tan Ridley also forged a career as a singer in the New York City subway system. She was a semi-finalist on “America’s Got Talent,” and her daughter is

Although she’s spent a lifetime effecting social change and rubbing shoulders with powerful people, Dorothy Pitman Hughes flies under the radar in her new home of Northeast Florida.

Gabourey Sidibe, who played the title role in the 2009 film “Precious.”

Hughes herself found it easy to get gigs when she moved to New York. She was tall, slim, attractive, and she knew her licks. She performed as a soloist at the Celebrity Club and the Guy Lombardo Club on Long Island and in Harlem’s Cotton Club. But her career soon changed course. While trying to balance work as a singer, a laborer and a Civil Rights activist, she struggled to provide daycare for her daughters Delethia and Patrice. Hughes applied to participate in a government-funded daycare program, but the woman who interviewed her suggested Hughes didn’t seem desperate enough to qualify. She told her she should go home, change into raggedy clothes and come back and say her husband beat her. april 12-18, 2011 | folio weekly | 13

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After moving to New York in 1957, Hughes performed as the jazz singer Jean Myer (1), a role that came naturally after growing up performing jazz, blues and gospel with her siblings (2). But her experience in New York led to activism, including her alliance with Gloria Steinem (3) and opening Harlem Office Supplies (4).

Hughes was furious, but she characteristically responded with action. She began canvassing her Upper West Side neighborhood to find other mothers in the same situation, then cleared the furniture out of her living room. Within three days, she says, she opened a daycare center in her apartment. By 1966, she ran the West 80th Street Day Care Center in the basement of a church.

For $5 a week, any mother in the neighborhood could find quality childcare. When the center outgrew the basement, Hughes moved into two large rooms in the Endicott welfare hotel.

The New York Times wrote one of the first stories about the West 80th Street Day Care Center in February 1969. The reporter describes junkies on the street outside the hotel and cockroaches skittering across the floor.

But she noted lots of books and toys, children’s artwork on the walls, and that the smell of roasting meatloaf “wafted” through the air.

She also observed that the children were taken every day to play outside in Central Park.

When Gloria Steinem interviewed Hughes for her column for New York magazine later that month, she didn’t mention the junkies or the roaches. She wrote about a daycare pioneer who believed childcare was the crossroads where America would overcome racism and class stratification.

“We want to have black and white and Puerto Rican, welfare and middle-class parents all together, just the way this neighborhood is,” Hughes told Steinem. “And the kids, well, they’re going to grow up different from us. I don’t think they’ll fear each other anymore.”

Hughes drew the attention of wealthy Upper East Side liberals. Former U.N. Representative Marietta Tree hosted a $100-a-plate fundraiser, where violin virtuoso Isaac Stern played for the guests. Lauren Bacall and other celebrities and philanthropists donated money to the cause.

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on the Upper West Side for the daycare center.

But just a year after she opened the facility and welcomed 125 children into her care (Tupac Shakur among them), the federal government slashed daycare subsidies and the state of New York instituted a sliding scale for daycare, based on income. Hughes observed that the cuts meant working women wouldn’t be able to afford daycare, and she led a march of 350 women, children and daycare workers into the presidential campaign offices of then-New York City Mayor John Lindsay in protest. At the height of her success as a childcare reformer, Hughes operated a group of daycare centers, an after-school program for teens, and a summer camp and led a kind of think tank to develop an aid program to replace welfare. But the paradigm had shifted. Money wasn’t available for the inclusive and universal daycare Pitman believed in so fervently. She moved the center to Harlem and then closed it in 1985. Hughes says 400 women left welfare and found full-time employment because of her daycare program and she is credited with helping to start the New York Agency on Child Care Development in 1972. But at the time, she contrasted her emphasis on the individual child to the damaging effect of giant educational bureaucracies.

“I don’t want my children to be stifled, to be the conformists that most schools turn out,” she told a New York Times reporter. “I want them to be free. I’m just not going to let anyone govern my life or my kids. To hell with that.”

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ughes built a reputation of responding to obstacles with solutions, and there is no greater example than the Harlem Office Supplies company. Hughes opened a copy center and stationery supply store on 125th Street in 1986 after she couldn’t find anywhere in Harlem to get a copy

made. The store convinced her that the path to social and political power was economic.

But she describes it as a bitter lesson in how power can punish its critics. Though she’d pressed for passage of the legislation that established federal Empowerment Zones, Harlem’s own Upper Manhattan Empowerment Zone (UMEZ) refused to lend her money.

Instead, Empowerment dollars provided incentives to Disney, Old Navy, the HMV music

to open a B&B two doors down. Deliberate or not, Hughes says, the gentrification of Harlem amounted to ethnic cleansing.

Hughes turned her frustrations with the Empowerment Zone into a guide for other small businesses and entrepreneurs in her 2000 book, “Wake Up and Smell the Dollars! Whose Inner City is This Anyway?” Unable to get the loan, Hughes decided to raise the money she needed to keep Harlem Office Supplies competitive.

Hughes wants to create a web of organic community gardens where neighborhoods would grow their own food. To get seeds in the ground, though, she needs to muster the same magic in Jacksonville that seemed to attach itself to everything she did in New York. store, Starbucks and other national chains, encouraging them to move to Harlem. Their presence in turn caused local rents to skyrocket and longtime Harlem businesses to close. When the landlord jacked her rent from $4,000 to $21,000 a month, Hughes moved down the street. Soon after, the UMEZ granted money to Staples to move into her old location.

Hughes then bought a brownstone on Fifth Avenue between 124th and 125th streets and began raising money to open the Sojourner Bed & Breakfast. The Empowerment Zone turned down her loan request, noting she hadn’t paid her rent or federal taxes on time and the company wasn’t turning a profit — but gave a $50,000 startup loan to a white woman

She sold shares in her company for $1 apiece, ultimately selling 500,000 shares to some 7,000 local parents and children. She then changed the name of the corporation to the Harlem Business Development Corporation and merged with a publicly traded company. She held a rally in Marcus Garvey Park for investors and marched to Wall Street to register the company.

Hughes said that Harlem Business Development Corporation would open independent bookstores at black college campuses across the country. She also reported they were merging with a Miami-based generic drug manufacturer.

But just when she thought she’d outsmarted the system, Hughes says she received a ceaseand-desist order from New York Attorney

(NEVER) SURRENDER, DOROTHY General Eliot Spitzer, who’d launched an investigation into the pending drug company merger. After two and a half years, Hughes says Spitzer’s office told her she could go forward with the merger in August 2001. By that time, she’d spent much of the $500,000 on attorneys and the Harlem Business Development Corporation was on life-support.

The company did have a contract with Edward Waters College to open a bookstore, so Hughes came to Jacksonville in 2002 to open it. But shortly after the store opened in 2003, Hughes’ relationship with Edward Waters soured. The college filed a lawsuit to evict her for nonpayment of rent, in July 2004. She placed $18,000 in the court registry to cover any money she might owe, but the case was ultimately dismissed and her money returned. By that time, she says, she was forced to close Harlem Office Supplies Inc. Developer Carlton Jones, an EWC board member, tried to smooth over her conflict with the college by offering her space in his Gateway Mall. But her GateWay Bookstore is tiny and tucked away in a corner, and Hughes seems almost marooned there, lacking the large base of support she enjoyed in New York City. She’s wanted to bid on contracts to buy books for the Jacksonville Public Library and for Duval County schools, but she says she can’t even get anyone to send her bid notices.

And Gateway Mall doesn’t get the foot traffic she needs to make her store a success. She says she still opens the bookstore every day, but the phone number listed online has been disconnected (her cell phone number is listed) and the store’s online catalog and ordering features aren’t activated. She jokes that if it takes serving coffee to the mayor every day to get a government contract, she’ll do it, but somebody needs to explain to her the way the local system works.

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hen Hughes appeared on the New York City-based Internet radio show, “The Empowerment House Online University” in 2008, she said Spitzer damaged the trust Harlem

had in her and she promised the Harlem Business Development Corporation would become a publicly traded company. She told Folio Weekly the company was sitting there, waiting to continue. But in October 2010, the SEC cancelled the company’s registration because it hadn’t filed annual reports since 2001, and the company’s state of New York corporate registration was cancelled that same month. Hughes told Folio Weekly she couldn’t keep the company going.

Hughes has hit some road bumps on her journey, but her longtime friends still believe in her. The Steinem fundraiser went a long way toward advancing Hughes’ reputation among Northeast Florida’s progressive alliance. And she still has vocal support in New York City among locals like philanthropist Sam Peabody, who’s known Hughes since his sister Marietta Tree raised money for her daycare center. (Their mother, Mary Peabody, grabbed national headlines when she was arrested during Civil Rights demonstrations in St. Augustine. Her other son, Endicott Peabody — their brother — was the governor of Massachusetts at the time.) “I met her in the late 1970s and I’ve known and admired her a great deal ever since,” Peabody says of Hughes. “She works her back off trying to help others and has always done so.”

Hughes herself admits that the collapse of the Harlem Business Development Corporation was a setback. “Of course this is painful to me,” she says. “I didn’t have the folks to stand up and fight [Spitzer]. I didn’t stop the gentrification of Harlem. But at least those people who were never involved in investing before got involved and learned about it. It wasn’t a total loss.”

In the end, Peabody says, Dorothy Pitman Hughes’ persistence is as impressive as her ambition. “While she has one frustration after another, she continues to fight,” he says. “She wants to help people help themselves.”

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To find out more about the Jacksonville community gardens project, go to liftdontseparate.com

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FRESH JAMS WANEE FEST

The annual jam band and camping extravaganza that is Wanee Music Festival is held April 14, 15 and 16 at Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak. Legendary Led Zep frontman Robert Plant and his Band of Joy perform along with The Allman Brothers Band, Ween, Widespread Panic, Tedeschi Trucks Band, Taj Mahal, Hot Tuna and others. Ticket price of $198.50 or $500 includes camping site fees.

(386) 364-1683. For a full schedule of bands and performance times, visit waneefestival.com

SURE PICK

FRIDAY,

SOUL MUSIC MATTERS TOUR

Lovers of the latest in progressive soul and R&B can get their smooth fix with three of the best on the contemporary scene. Marsha Ambriosius first came to prominence with the hip UK duo Floetry. She’s since worked with peers ranging from Alicia Keys to The Roots. Grammy Awardnominee Melanie Fiona’s potent musical crossblend of Motown, reggae roots and hip hop has made her a fan fave while earning critical raves.

Savannah-born Anthony David is best known for his acclaimed collaboration with fellow indie-soul sister India.Arie. The trio performs on Saturday, April 16 at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $30 and $35.

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FOLIO WEEKLY MARGARITA FEST

If you still think the margarita is defined solely by lime, tequila, ice and salt, then you haven’t been to our annual Margarita Hootenanny. In addition to variations on the classic, there are dozens of fresh takes on the popular concoction along with food, music by DJ E.L. and a few hundred (or is that thousands?) of your new best friends! The salt hits the glass at Folio Weekly’s third annual Margarita Fest on Friday, April 15 at 7 p.m. at Morocco Shrine Auditorium, 3800 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $20; $25 VIP gets you in an hour early at 6 p.m. Admission at the door is $25; $30 VIP. Food served until 8 p.m. 260-9770.

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PEDAL FOR HOPE KATIE RIDE FOR LIFE

Since 1971, the innovative dance company Pilobolus has been wowing international audiences and critics alike with a fantastic and sensual combination of acrobatic choreography and contortionism from behind a back-lit screen.

The award-winning troupe has worked with children’s author Maurice Sendak, and appeared on “Sesame Street” and films “The Departed” and “Little Miss Sunshine.” Pilobolus performs on Friday, April 15 at 8 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $35-$81. 632-3373.

The seventh annual Katie Ride For Life raises both funds and awareness of the life-saving decision to become an organ and tissue donor, while honoring the memory of Katie Caples, an area high school student who became a donor after a tragic automobile accident. There are more than 110,000 Americans on the national organ transplant waiting list — 3,500 in Florida alone. The ride, sponsored by Mayo Clinic, kicks off on Saturday, April 16 at 8 a.m. with individual and team cyclists riding 100, 62, 36 or 18 miles; the 5K and 10K walks begin at 8:30 a.m. and the off-road and Family Fun Ride are at 9 a.m. Starting point is Atlantic Recreation Center, 2500 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. The daylong event also features food and live music. Registration is $35; $25 for the Fun Ride. Walkers must raise a minimum donation of $25; $100 minimum for riders. 491-0811. katierideforlife.org

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GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE

Named after a whiskey-infused elixir that cures both aggravating head colds and pesky sobriety, Beaches-born bluegrass trio Grandpa’s Cough Medicine have garnered a local following through live performances of humorous jug-band jams and murder ballads delivered at breakneck speed. They celebrate the release of their debut album, “Jailbird Blues,” with pal Wes Cobb on Saturday, April 16 at 9 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Admission is $5. 247-6636.

PLANET ROCK EARTH DAY

Four decades after the first Earth Day, concepts like recycling and sustainable energy have become part of our national vocabulary. Yet recent catastrophes like the BP oil spill and Japan’s nuclear crisis are harsh reminders that we still have work to do. The Jacksonville Landing holds its 21st annual Earth Day & Ecology Fair on Saturday, April 16 from 10 a.m.-4 p.m., featuring more than 80 informative, interactive booths as well as live music, food and kids’ activities at 2 Independent Drive, downtown, 353-1188. Also on April 16, The Museum of Science & History features rain barrel classes and crafts with recycled materials from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville, 396-6674.

Washington Oaks Gardens State Park holds its 22nd annual Earth Day Celebration on April 16 and 17 from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at 6400 N. Ocean Shore, Palm Coast.

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Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson react to the chilling news that their house is haunted by the ghost of a chatty, caffeinated Jim “Ernest Scared Stupid” Varney in “Insidious.”

Things That Go Dump in the Night

Horror flick “Insidious” trades spectacular spooks for crappy clichés Insidious **@@

Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

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he first half of “Insidious” contains enough spooky moments to warm the cockles of even the most jaded horror fan’s heart. Doors creak, shadows loom and mirrors reflect terror. Attempting to reinvigorate the tired trappings of the haunted house theme, Leigh Wannell and James Wan (the masterminds behind the first “Saw”) almost pull it off. But once it moves into its second half, “Insidious” becomes ridiculous. Oh, there are still lots of scary moments, designed to make lessexperienced viewers jump in their seats, but the spookiness basically gives way to goofiness as the plot and script leave even the “Twilight Zone” far behind.

The setup is familiar enough. A thirtyish couple (Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne) moves into a new home with their three children, two boys and an infant girl. Dad Josh is apparently a well-paid high school teacher. (As the movie progresses, moving from house to house poses no problem to him.) Mom Renai is trying to get back into her songwriting as she minds the kids and the house, not that her career has anything substantial to do with the story.

Things immediately start getting weird in the house, especially up in the attic (of course). After the oldest boy Dalton (Ty Simpkins) goes up there, he winds up in a coma that baffles the doctors. They can’t diagnose an explanation for it, but the viewers know it’s linked somehow to some bad stuff in the attic. The pre-teen is brought back home, hooked up to a feeding tube and various monitors. Then things get weirder.

After being scared out of her wits by all kinds of stuff, Renai convinces her husband they need a new house. When the spooks follow them to the new digs, who do they call?

Yep, Ghostbuster-like “paranormal experts” — and this is where the movie begins to lose it.

The head Ghost Whisperer is an older woman named Elise (Lin Shaye) who acts as a kind of medium. Her cohorts are two guys

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who have all sorts of technical equipment.

The filmmakers incongruously make them a comic team, sort of like Bill Murray and Harold Ramis minus the charisma or jokes. Right away, Elise informs the couple their son is the source of the supernatural infestation, which emanates from a dimension called the Further, where the comatose boy has become imprisoned due to astral projection (shades of Carol Anne in the infinitely better “Poltergeist”).

Someone, of course, has to go get him, and thanks to Grandma Lorraine (Barbara Hershey), Josh learns that he traveled to the same dimensions as a child. In fact, astral projection would seem to be a kind of genetic disorder. So off goes Dad into the Further as viewers roll their eyes, wondering how such a promising beginning could deteriorate so quickly into “further” wackiness.

It’s not the fault of Patrick Wilson or Rose Byrne; she’s especially good, capturing the mother’s terror and increasing desperation. It’s good to see Barbara Hershey again, too, even though she’s wasted in “Insidious.” Watching her again, I couldn’t help but think of “The Entity” (1982), a much better (shall we say even more “credible”?) horror film in which a much-younger Hershey was terrorized by a truly malevolent spirit.

Giving credit where credit’s due, there’s no doubt that writer Leigh Whannell and director James Wan struck a creative spark and fanned a franchise with 2004’s original “Saw.” Since then, however, their joint résumé is a mixed bag, to say the least. Their last collaborations on the big screen were both in 2007, with “Death Sentence,” a nasty “Death Wish” rip-off with Kevin Bacon subbing for Charles Bronson, and the execrable “Dead Silence,” a truly stupid yawner about killer dolls.

“Insidious” is a halfway-good horror film, borrowing from sources as diverse as “Poltergeist,” “Paranormal Activity,” “Ghostbusters” and Neil Gaiman’s graphic novel “Sandman.” In the end, though, what might have been is far better than what we get.

However fantastic, astral projection and the Further just don’t cut it in the very real realm of good horror films.

Pat McLeod themail@folioweekly.com

Hare-Brained

It’s open season on the Easter Bunny in the dreadfully dumb “Hop” Hop

*@@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

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f you’re seeking a big honking Easter basket full of WTF for this glorious spring holiday season — and who isn’t? — have I got a movie for you. There’s a whole mess of goodies — emphasis on the mess — to be found in “Hop,” a bizarrely strained mishmash of animation and live action surrounded by a hard-candy shell of incoherence and crass calculation.

What’s in this basket of goodies? How about anthropomorphized male animals who — disgustingly — find human women sexually attractive? Look! An Easter Bunny who excretes jellybeans! How ’bout Easter Island as the HQ of the traveling bunny? You see, it’s funny because the island is Easter and the Easter Bunny must have a magic workshop on it somewhere. Add to this a rocket sleigh pulled by magical fowl and I call rabbit season on this Easter Bunny!

It’s not exactly Willy Wonka-esque, but it’s trying to be. James Marsden (who at age 36 is at least 15 years too old to be in this role) plays Fred (ahem) O’Hare, a confused slacker who still hasn’t decided what to do with his life, while his parents are trying to figure out how kick him out of the house. Maybe Fred would like to be the Easter Bunny, because it’s something children think about, like being an astronaut or a ballerina. It sounds like an awesome job, in fact, because you work only one day a year and there’s a candy workshop on Easter Island, manned by a slave labor force of eternal chicks who never grow into chickens (because chickens aren’t cute, maybe?), so you don’t have to spend your whole life pooping jelly beans.

But in fact “Hop” — from a “master” of melding CGI critters and unfortunate actors, Tim Hill (“Alvin & the Chipmunks,” “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties”) — fails to elucidate why it’s so terrible a job that the new Easter

Bunny, E.B. (voiced by Russell Brand), would rather be a rock drummer than take up his father’s (voiced by Hugh Laurie) candydistribution business. That’s why E.B. runs away to Hollywood and meets slacker Fred, who freaks out at a talking rabbit wearing a band T-shirt and no pants, and then insists other humans must never know about this brazen bunny (even though all parents who celebrate Easter must realize someone is leaving all of those baskets on Easter morning.) The two then proceed to engage in an Important Conversation key to Advancing The Plot in a

“Hop” is a bizarrely strained mishmash of animation and live action surrounded by a hard-candy shell of incoherence and crass calculation. busy greasy-spoon diner, where E.B. — who is, I remind you, a T-shirt-wearing-yet-pantsless rabbit — interacts with a waitress and the real world fails to notice.

I just don’t know how in hell anyone involved with “Hop” was imagining that some sweet magic was going to happen in this sour mess. Why is there a joke about Playboy bunnies, which works on no level at all? (A pop-culture-savvy guy like E.B. should already know why he doesn’t qualify as a Playboy bunny, and no children’s movie ever needs even so much as a mention of Hugh Hefner.

Yuck!) It’s all like a movie for very, very slow people, or for folks who’ve never seen a real, live actual movie and can find some magic in the flickering lights and yawn-inducing events onscreen. The rabbit moves! And talks! And defecates jellybeans! Who knew?

Mary Ann Johanson themail@folioweekly.com

“We’re on a Road to Nowhere, come on inside.” E.B. (voiced by Russell Brand) and James Marsden limp along in the dreadful animated flick “Hop.”

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Three days into her “Unicorn, Pixie and Snipe Hunt at the North Pole,” Saoirse Ronan realizes she has fallen for the cruelest of all pranks in “Hanna.”

AREA THEATERS

AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

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NOW SHOWING THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU ***G Rated PG-13 • Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Matt Damon stars in this adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s sci-fi story about a rising politician and his relationship with a woman (Emily Blunt) who keeps coincidentally appearing in his life.

ARTHUR Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This remake of the 1980 Dudley Moore comedy stars Russell Brand in the title role of the alcoholic billionaire prat. Also stars Greta Gerwig, Helen Mirren (!) and Nick Nolte (!!) **@@

BATTLE: LOS ANGELES ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Aaron Eckhart shines as Marine Sgt. Michael Nantz who leads a crew of soldiers who must defend the City of Angels from an Alien Invasion.

BEASTLY Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues Alex Pettyfer, Mary-Kate Olsen and Neil Patrick Harris star in this retelling of “Beauty and the Beast” set in modernday Brooklyn. **@@

BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Martin Lawrence as an FBI agent who dresses up like an overweight, meddling granny. Damn! **@@

THE COMPANY MEN **G@ Rated R • Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Pot Belly’s Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Costner, Chris Cooper and Ben Affleck are a group of wealthy execs who go from corner offices to the street corner after a round of corporate downsizing.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2: RODRICK RULES Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Cinematic sequel based on Jeff Kinney’s popular children’s books. **@@

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ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

HALL PASS **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Owen Wilson stars in the latest comedy from the Farrelly Brothers about a man whose wife gives him a chance to have an extramarital affair. The only problem? She plans on honoring the same freebie and get some newbie strange.

HANNA Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre This innovative thriller follows the adventures of gifted teenager Hanna (Saoirse Ronan, “Atonement”), who’s been trained by her CIA agent father (Eric Bana) to become the perfect assassin. **G@

HOP *@@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Reviewed in this issue.

I AM NUMBER FOUR *G@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Silly teenybopper sci-fi flick about an alien on the lam who hides out in an American high school. Gnarly, dude!

INSIDIOUS Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Reviewed in this issue. **@@

JUST GO WITH IT **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square This rom-com is about a plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) who gets his office manager (Jennifer Aniston) to pose as his disgruntled, soon-to-be-ex-wife in a bid to pick up women.

THE KING’S SPEECH Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush deliver Oscar-winning performances in this uplifting based-on-real-life tale. ****

LIMITLESS **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

After struggling author Eddie (Bradley Cooper) takes the experimental drug NZT, he discovers his brain is operating at its highest potential. Unfortunately, nefarious forces would also like to get their hands on Eddie’s stash of “happy pills” and will stop at nothing — not even murder.

THE LINCOLN LAWYER ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Five Points Theatre, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Matthew McConaughey revives his career and the courtroom drama as a lawyer who plays a lethal game of cat-and-mouse with a wealthy dangerous client, played by Ryan Phillippe.

MARS NEEDS MOMS Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Family-geared animated 3-D fare about young Milo (voiced

by Seth Green) and his intergalactic adventure to save his mom, Lissa (voiced by Joan Cusack), from the fiendish clutches of Martians. **@@

PAUL ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

“Hot Fuzz” and “Shaun of the Dead” faves Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are a blast in this UFO comedy about a pair of bumbling fanboys who have a too-close encounter with goofy alien Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen).

RANGO **** Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Fun, creative animated flick that features the voices of Johnny Depp, Timothy Olyphant and Ned Beatty in the surreal saga of a lone lizard who rolls into a Wild Western town to save the day.

RED RIDING HOOD **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City Leonardo DiCaprio produced this horror film, a retelling of the kids’ tale “Little Red Riding Hood,” starring Amanda Seyfreid, Shiloh Fernandez and Gary Oldman.

SHAKTHI Not Rated • Cinemark Tinseltown This Bollywood import and fantasy film from director Meher Ramesh stars N.T.R. Rao Junior and Sonu Sood. **@@

SOUL SURFER **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

True-life story of surfer girl Bethany Hamilton (AnnaSophia Robb) and her fight for survival after a vicious shark attack off the coast of the Hawaiian island of Kauai.

SOURCE CODE Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Monaghan star in an overwrought sci-fi flick about time travel and amnesia, programmed to be forgotten immediately after viewing. **@@

SUCKER PUNCH Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Director Zach Snyder’s femme-powered fantasy, about young **@@

Baby Doll (Emily Browning) and her travels into a bizarre otherworld while locked in a mental hospital, comes on fast but gets knocked out by a combination punch of bloated special effects and a weak-legged plot.

THANK YOU Not Rated • AMC Regency Square Anees Bazmee directs this Bollywood import about a private detective who becomes entangled in the life of an attractive client. **@@

YOUR HIGHNESS **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

“Cheech and Chong” meets “Conan the Barbarian” in this stoner-friendly sword-and-sorcery comedy featuring Danny McBride, Natalie Portman and James Franco.

OTHER FILMS MOVIES IN THE PARK Downtown Vision Inc. continues its free series with “The Neverending Story” screened at dusk (about 8 p.m.) on April 15 at historic Treaty Oak at DuPont Park, 1123 Prudential Drive, Southbank. Bring picnics, chairs and blankets. Free parking in Suddath garage.

451-3344.

POT BELLY’S CINEMA “Blue Valentine,” “Limitless,” “Black Swan” and “Company Men” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101.

MOVIES AT MAIN Kevin Costner stars in the 1989 baseball fantasy “Field of Dreams,” screened at 5:45 p.m. on April 14 at Main Library Auditorium, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 630-1741.

5 POINTS THEATRE “Nosferatu” screens on April 12 and 13 at 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. “Sex and the City II” runs at 6 p.m. on April 14 as a fundraiser for the Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation. 359-0047.

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “Born To Be Wild 3D” is screened along with “The Ultimate Wave Tahiti 3D,” “Mars Needs Moms,” “Hubble 3D” and “Under The Sea 3D,” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, Exit 323 off I-95, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

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NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS This quirky film, starring Jim Carrey as real-life con man and escape artist Steven Jay Russell, chronicles his epic attempts at reuniting with his incarcerated lover, Philip Morris (Ewan MacGregor).

TRON: LEGACY This unnecessary sequel to the 1982 sci-fi original stars Jeff Bridges, Garret Hedlund and Olivia Wilde and is about as exciting as watching a Lite-Brite or broken strobe light while under the influence of generic cough syrup.

THE COVE Director Louie Psihoyos’ notable documentary is an unflinching look at the mass slaughter of thousands of dolphins off the Japanese coast and one man’s campaign to end them.

CARLOS Auteur Olivier Assayas’ winning biopic follows the carnage of terrorist-for-hire Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, aka Carlos the Jackal, and his attacks in 1970s Europe.

“Actually, my good man, I grew these particular sideburns as a crazed tribute to Duane Allman!” James McAvoy receives facial hair advice from Tom Wilkinson in “The Conspirator," which opens on April 15.

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Hardcore Think Tank: Brooks Wackerman, Greg Hetson, Greg Graffin, Jay Bentley, Brian Baker and Brett Gurewitz are Bad Religion.

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lossoming out of the same fertile Southern California punk scene as Social Distortion, The Adolescents and TSOL, Bad Religion elevated the genre to new heights, marrying a blitzkrieg instrumental attack with three-part harmonies, intelligent lyrics and sophisticated political and social commentary. Classic albums like “Suffer,” “No Control” and “Against The Grain” sparked the second-wave punk revival in the early ’90s, and even after jumping to a major label, the now-legendary six-piece persevered, returning to their original home of Epitaph Records, which is still operated by lead guitarist/co-songwriter/founding Bad Religion member Brett Gurewitz. Folio Weekly recently chatted with longtime BR bassist Jay Bentley about the band’s slow march toward success, its upcoming tour and the sad truth about punk © 2011 rock marriages.

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Folio Weekly: You guys started out in a filthy San Fernando Valley warehouse in 1979. Did you expect to still be here 31 years later?

Jay Bentley: No, we really took things slow and small, trying to set goals that we could reach.

Whether it was labels telling us we weren’t any good, or our parents telling us punk rock was just a phase, we thrived on that. And as things went on, we realized we were having a lot of fun with it.

F.W.: After 15 albums, has it become hard for Greg Graffin and Brett Gurewitz to write fresh lyrics? Or difficult for you, Greg Hetson, Brian Baker and Brooks Wackerman to pen compelling new instrumental parts?

J.B.: I don’t think the lyrics are quite as challenging as the music. How do you make a different sound, a different tempo or chord change? That’s probably a little tougher, because Greg and Brett are amazing lyricists who really have a way with words. But I think we’re the best we’ve ever been, right now. We’re still feeling that freedom of musical creativity, where we don’t necessarily have to stay in the box of what’s expected. And in 31 years, we’ve pretty much always done whatever we wanted, even when it was completely wrong.

F.W.: No offense to Rise Against, but shouldn’t they be opening for you on this tour?

J.B.: Sometimes tenure has nothing to do with position. [Laughs.] And Rise Against right now is on a really high note — they sell more tickets, that’s for sure. We’ve known those guys forever, so seeing how they’ve handled what’s happening with them is great. It’s nice to see a band taking

and say, “All right, guys, here’s the guitarist from TSOL.” So I guess it would probably be weirder if I didn’t do the exact same thing.

F.W.: Has the punk rock lifestyle affected your ability to have meaningful personal lives?

J.B.: None of us have had successful marriages — the longest marriage working right now is Brian’s, and he doesn’t have kids, so that may be helping him out. We all gave it a good shot, but I don’t think the band is the cause.

The situation is probably more with traveling, leaving your wives or significant others at home to fend for themselves.

F.W.: Any good memories from playing in Florida? We’re not exactly the most punkfriendly state on the map.

J.B.: The first time we really started going down there, the most popular thing was death metal.

We had some metal bands in California, but

“None of us have had successful marriages, but I don’t think the band is the cause. The situation is probably more with traveling, leaving your wives or significant others at home to fend for themselves.” things seriously. Plus, I look at it like back in the ’80s, when there was Bad Religion, Social Distortion, The Adolescents, TSOL … It never really mattered who was headlining — we were all just excited to be playing.

F.W.: You must get a lot of diehard fans bringing their kids to shows now. Does that ever feel weird?

J.B.: I actually meet guys all the time who say, “I saw you in 1983, and this is my kid, I’m bringing him to his first show.” And I do the same thing — I bring my 19- and 17-year-old sons to shows

nothing like what was going on in Florida.

I just remember watching these bands, like, “Holy shit, these guys are crazy!”

F.W.: Bad Religion reached a fervent political peak in the Reagan ’80s and again in the Bush ’00s. Do you ever feel like the band will be finished flogging the political horse?

J.B.: Are they still shooting bullets over in the Middle East? Then we’ve got enough to talk about to last a lifetime.

Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

A coalminer’s daughter’s favorite acidhead pop band from Philly: The members of Dr. Dog get down and dirty.

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hen I first interviewed Dr. Dog in 2007, the Philadelphia five-piece had just set out on their first headlining tour, upgraded their sound from home-recorded analog four-track to home-recorded analog eight-track, and had begun transcending the then-inevitable comparisons to The Beatles and The Beach Boys. Today, Dr. Dog is one of the most reliable indie-rock outfits around, boasting an infectiously energetic live show, seven full-lengths’ worth of endearing original material, and 2009’s “Shame, Shame,” their first successful collaboration with an outside producer, Rob Schnapf of Beck/Elliott Smith fame. Through it all, the band has maintained their quirky, neo-psychedelic sound, an eclectic nature that so many fell in love with during the band’s early underground days.

Folio Weekly caught up with bassist Toby Leaman to talk evolving production values, the band’s slow but steady growth and a new addition to the pack.

Folio Weekly: “Shame, Shame” was Dr. Dog’s fifth full-length, but the first that featured an outside producer. What’s the plan for No. 6?

Toby Leaman: We were thinking we might do it ourselves, at a studio in Philly that our buddy owns. But there’s a producer, Ben Allen, who we recorded two songs with in Atlanta recently, and that was awesome. We’ve never been in a situation where we felt like we were all on the same page, and even when we set up the drum and bass with Ben, he immediately got the tones. On the last record, we were fighting each other for three days. We had these pro sounds, but that was something we weren’t comfortable with right off the bat.

F.W.: Has the growth of the band been comfortable? We remember you guys coming to St. Augustine five years ago on your first headlining tour, and now you’re selling out large venues and selling tons of records.

T.L.: We always hoped to grow as a band, but we knew we weren’t going to have a single or any real radio play — we’re too out-there for that. But yeah, this was the plan. All we’ve ever

wanted was to play in a rock band, and we’re making it happen. Watching so many more people come to our shows is so satisfying.

We’ve played some towns 10 or 15 times over the past eight years, and to see that you’re making strides is a great feeling.

F.W.: Has your fairly new relationship with Anti- Records, one of the few commercially viable independent labels around, helped?

T.L.: It’s great. Not to use an overused term, but the culture of Anti- has attracted really good people who know what they’re doing. There aren’t many labels that size that really let the artist do pretty much exactly what they want.

F.W.: You guys play a ton of outdoor festivals.

What’s the difference between a club show and a festival performance?

T.L.: It really just depends. We can go into a shit situation, and if we have a good show, then it’s great. We can go into a premium

“All we’ve ever wanted was to play in a rock band, and we’re making it happen.

Watching so many more people come to our shows is so satisfying.” situation, where you get seven hours to set up and the place is packed, and if you play like crap, that’s a bad show. Usually at festivals, you have an exciting vibe, because you don’t know what you’re getting into. There’s an element of excitement to that.

F.W.: Kind of like the 2010 Harvest of Hope Fest in St. Augustine, when you headlined Saturday night and got three songs into your set before it started pouring?

T.L.: Exactly — you can get totally f*cked.

It’s a crapshoot. It could be awesome, and it could be terrible. We’re never going to play an atrocious show, but when it comes to the vibe at a festival, you never know.

Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

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In the Pines: Brett Bass, Jon Murphy and Mike “Banjo Boy” Coker are Grandpa’s Cough Medicine.

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Beaches bluegrass band Grandpa’s Cough Medicine pours a sound that cures what ails ya!

GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE with WES COBB CD Release Party for “Jailbird Blues” Saturday, April 16 at 9 p.m.

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rinking, drugging, killing and screwing are mainstays of traditional American music.

Thankfully, as multi-ethnic settlers, slaves and immigrants the world over came to this country, they smuggled in their filthier musical treasures. Europe’s Middle Ages provided a cornucopia of carnal ear candy, with popular songs honoring both alcoholism and obesity (“Fye, Nay, Prithee John”), getting bested by a harlot (“Cold and Raw”) or the lute-driven lasciviousness of “Here Dwells a Pretty Maid,” with its word-play invitation: “You may come in and kiss her hole/ her whole estate is sev’nteen pence a year.” Eat that, Lil’ Kim! Murderous filth even stained America’s earliest hit parade: the ever popular 19th century dancehall hit “Buffalo Gals” celebrated doing a little moonlight boogaloo with a woman the narrator met “down the street” who had “a hole in her stockin.’” Iggy Pop couldn’t have said it any better. Surely the most influential musical offspring created in this cross-cultural gang bang would be the blues, a genre that elevated murderous intent, moodaltered mayhem and fleshy desires into its rightful, mystical throne.

Sadly, while contemporary genres like rock and hip hop have used unspeakable acts as the basis of much of their content, the blasphemy and bawdiness has been overshadowed by sheer spectacle. By the time scumbag-genius Jim Morrison waved his tallywhacker to the stoned throng in 1971 Miami, such an act was already passé. Decades later, such hedonistic hijinks are expected to be included in the ticket’s purchase price.

The musical philosophy of local bluegrass trio Grandpa’s Cough Medicine is the result of an authentic, creative celebration of all things immoral. The last few years have found the current lineup of guitarist-vocalist Brett Bass, banjo player Mike “Banjo Boy” Coker and bassist-vocalist Jon Murphy a near-constant presence on the local live music scene. The band was originally a larger ensemble, with a selfprofessed “honky-tonk sound,” but streamlined

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their delivery to that of a snare-tight threepiece. GCM has released its debut CD, “Jailbird Blues,” a 15-track set of enjoyable originals and impressive instrumentals showcasing the band’s technical prowess and playful approach toward lyrical lechery. Tunes like “Beer Truck Drivin’ Man,” “Substance Abuse Problem” and “Perpetual Sinnin’ Machine” offer instruction on living loaded, while cautionary cuts “Chainsaw Crescendo” and “Rachel’s Revenge” prove the band has no problem issuing a cranial smackdown. While the group possesses mighty musical chops and has played around the fringes of the jam band scene, the trio is more moved by song than riffage.

“I enjoy anyone pushing the boundaries of their instrument,“ admitted Bass via e-mail, “But I don’t enjoy [it] when music digresses into a masturbatory noodle fest.”

Bluegrass — a genre once equated with ignorance, violence, alcoholism, bestiality, incest and even poor dental hygiene — is now considered a national art form, yet we wondered how three young beach dudes began pickin’ on some ’grass? The 24-year-old Bass heard the classic “Foggy Mountain Breakdown” when he was a metal-head teen and admired the skill. When Coker (aka “Banjo Boy”), 20, encountered Flatt and Scruggs’ classic TV show theme on the “Beverly Hillbillies” as an 11-year-old boy, he was immediately corrupted.

At 38, bassist Murphy is the oldest and most schooled of the three, minoring in music at the University of Arizona and even singing with the Arizona Opera Chorus. He’d never really listened to any Appalachian Reggae before joining the group, but was compelled by the style’s furious picking and harmonious singing.

Fresh from Suwannee Springfest, GCM are a constant on the local club scene, but they still find the time to practice at least once a week and arrange impromptu jam sessions with area pickers like Paul Ivey from Brethren, Wes Cobb and members of The Fritz. “All of those guys tear it up,” says Bass.

Like his musical ancestors, chief lyricist Brett Bass concedes some experience “in the realms of drinking and drugging,” while explaining that he writes about what piques his interest, all delivered with a humorous, light heart. “And besides,” he offers, “who doesn’t love a good murder song?”

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ROCKVILLE RUMBLE with GLORIOUS GUNNER, DRAMA SUMMER, ONE LESS ATLANTIC, CLARA VANUM Local rockers battle it out in a musical manner at 8 p.m. on April 12 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 398-7496.

TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS, GO AWAY GHOST, MIKEY’S IMAGINARY FRIENDS, CRAWFISHES, TOBACCO PAT This night of indie rock starts off at 8 p.m. on April 12 at Underbelly, 1021 Park St., Jacksonville. 354-7002.

MOJOFLO This Columbus, Ohio-based funk and R&B band performs at 6 p.m. on April 13 at Downtown Blues Bar & Grille, 714 St. Johns Ave., Palatka. (386) 325-5454.

DR. DOG, FLOATING ACTION Philly psych-poppers Dr. Dog play at 8 p.m. on April 13 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $15.

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ROCKVILLE RUMBLE with OVERLOAD, NONE LIKE US, LIVICATION, A NEW DECREE, DOWN THEORY These area rockers hold “rock court� onstage to see who wins at 8 p.m. on April 13 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 398-7496.

WANEE MUSIC FESTIVAL with WEEN, THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND, WIDESPREAD PANIC, ROBERT PLANT & THE BAND OF JOY, HOT TUNA ELECTRIC, TAJ MAHAL, STEVE MILLER BAND, TEDESCHI TRUCKS BAND, WANDA JACKSON, STEPHEN MARLEY and more Three days of live music, camping and possible felony aromas runs April 14, 15 and 16 at Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak. Tickets are $198.50 and $500.

(386) 364-1683. For a full schedule of bands and performance times, visit waneefestival.com DROWNING POOL, TRUST COMPANY, POP EVIL, ANEW REVOLUTION, D5, STATIC CYCLE, 2 MINUTE WISH The nu metal kicks off at 6 p.m. on April 14 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15. 223-9850.

YANNI New Age Musical Adonis Yanni performs at 7:30 p.m. on April 14 at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $38-$128. 630-3900.

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CLAIBORNE SHEPHERD The singer-songwriter performs at 8 p.m. on April 14 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS, BREATHE CAROLINA, WE ARE THE IN CROWD, BEFORE THEIR EYES, TONIGHT ALIVE This night of pop punk kicks off at 8 p.m. on April 14 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $16. 246-2473.

LEGENDS OF SYNTHPOP TOUR with DE/VISION, IRIS, MESH, DAKHEAD, EARTH EMPIRE This night of international synth-driven electronica kicks off at 8 p.m. on April 14 at CafĂŠ 331, 331 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $15. 354-1999.

X HALE These local country and classic rockers play at 8 p.m. on April 14 at Whitey’s Fish Camp, 2032 C.R. 220, Fleming Island.

269-4198.

VERONIKA JACKSON The bluesy R&B singer performs at 8:30 p.m. on April 14 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville.

Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

RHYTHM & RIBS FESTIVAL The Red River Band performs at 6 p.m. on April 15. Eager Beaver performs at noon, The Committee plays at 2 p.m., Those Guys are on at 4 p.m., Willie Green Blues Project with Doug Carn at 6 p.m. and JJ Grey & Mofro play at 8:30 p.m. on April 16. Soulo Lyons performs at noon and Micah Shalom & The Babylonians are on at 3 p.m. on April 17. All concerts are at Francis Field, 29 W. Castillo Drive, St. Augustine. Admission is $5; $2 before 3 p.m. on April 16. 669-1872.

THE WOBBLY TOMS The Celtic rockers perform this kid-friendly gig at 7 p.m. on April 15 at Anastasia Island Branch Library, 124 Sea Grove Main St., St. Augustine Beach. A special appearance by Cookie Mouse is featured. 209-3730.

FICK, WORMZILLA, THE PICTURE SHOW, BLACK/WHITE, THE SKRAELINGS Gainesville’s delightfully named Fick performs with their indie rock cronies at 7 p.m. on April 15 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

MIRANDA LAMBERT, JUSTIN MOORE, JOSH KELLY Country sensation Lambert performs at 7 p.m. on April 15 at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets are $34.50 and $44.50. 471-1965.

10th CONCESSION This jam band performs at 8 p.m. on April 15 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

ROBBIE ECCLES This local singer-songwriter performs at 7 p.m. on April 15 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

AL MONTE Monte performs romantic jazz at 7 p.m. on April 15 in the Courtyard at 200 First Street, Neptune Beach. 249-2922.

DARKHORSE SALOON, BASTOGNE, DEVILS BLUE Local band Darkhorse Saloon celebrates its CD release at 8 p.m. on April 15 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville.

Advance tickets are $8. 398-7496.

MR. NATURAL These local rockers bare all at 8 p.m. on April 15 and 16 at Cliff’s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Ste. 2, Jacksonville.

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BROWN BAG SPECIAL, CHEEZY T, VEEFINGER, THE HOLIDAZED, AUDZIO Local rockers hit it at 8 p.m. on April 15 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-2473.

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Lauren Elise performs at 10:30 a.m., Kevin Marcus Dillon plays at 11:45 a.m. and Scott Jones Dancers perform at 2:30 p.m. on April 16 at Riverside Arts Market, under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville. 554-6865.

JOSH MILLER Singer-songwriter Miller performs at 8 p.m. on April 16 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

ALAINA COLDING The local folkie performs covers and originals at 7 p.m. on April 16 at Three Layers Cafe, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville.

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LARRY MANGUM, MIKE DENNEY, LANEY JONES These area singer-songwriters perform at 8 p.m. on April 16 at European Street CafĂŠ, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

WE CAME AS ROMANS, JUST LIKE GENTLEMEN, IN BETRAYAL, REJOICE THE AWAKENING Michigan post-rockers We Came as Romans perform at 8 p.m. on April 16 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $12. 246-2473.

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Barry Randolph TONINO’S TRATTORIA & MARTINI BAR, 7001 Merrill Rd., CHANGES IN LATITUDE (Jimmy Buffett Tribute) May 5, every Sun. Ste. 45, 743-3848 Harry & Sally from 6:30-9 p.m. every Wed. Freebird Live DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Claiborne Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams at 6 p.m. every FUNK FEST with EARTH, WIND & FIRE, MC HAMMER, Shepherd on April 14. 10th Concession on April 15. Josh Miller Fri. Signature String Quartet every Sat. FAITH EVANS May 6 & 7, Metropolitan Park on April 16. Dan Voll on April 17. Live music every weekend MELALI (ROB MACHADO) May 6, Freebird Live GENNARO’S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., TRAMPLED UNDER FOOT, ROCCO BLU May 6, Mojo Kitchen GREENHOUSE LOUNGE CD Release Party May 7, Freebird Live AVONDALE, ORTEGA 491-1999 Live jazz from 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. HEAVY CREAM, THE COUGS May 11, Café Eleven BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. 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DJs spin RISE AGAINST, BAD RELIGION, FOUR YEAR STRONG April FACE TO FACE, STRUNG MayAction 30, Freebird Live GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 progressive & electro house every Thur. DJ Michael Stumbaugh 22, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DANCELL June 3, Freebird Live Cason at 2 p.m. at the tiki bar every Sat. & Sun. spins electro house & progressive breaks every Sat. LIL’ ED & THE IMPERIALS April 22, Mojo Kitchen KEITH URBAN June 17, Veterans Memorial Arena THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Kent Kirby on MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Road, THE MOVEMENT, HEAVY PETS April 22, Freebird Live KYMYSTRY, ROSCO CAINE June 18, Freebird Live April 12. Brian on April 14. Reggie Lee on April 15. Richard 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other MONOZYGOTIK, FLIGHT RISK, MIGHT DUB KILLAZ April 23, ZACH DEPUTY June 25, Freebird Live Smith on April 16, 17 & 19. Gary Keniston on April 18. DJ Roc Tue. & Wed. 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ROCCO BLU The blues-rockers play at 8:30 p.m. on April 16 at Downtown Blues Bar & Grille, 714 St. Johns Ave., Palatka. (386) 325-5454.

GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE, WES COBB Bluegrass trio GCM celebrates its debut release “Jailbird Blues” at 9 p.m. on April 16 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $5. 247-6636.

I HOPE YOU’RE A DOCTOR, MOYAMOYA, ANCIENT RIVER Psych freaks IHYAD hold a CD release fête at 10 p.m. on April 16 at Lomax Lodge, 822 Lomax St., Jacksonville. 634-8813.

GOLIATH FLORES Multi-instrumentalist Flores plays at 1 p.m. on April 17 at Three Layers Cafe, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

DAN VOLL Singer-guitarist Voll performs at 8 p.m. on April 17 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

SLOMSKI BROTHERS, SINGLE WHITE HERPE The indie acts play at 8 p.m. on April 17 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $8. 398-7496.

ROMANCE ON A ROCKETSHIP, FOR THE FOXES, STAY, THE TELL TALE HEART Missouri electronica band Romance on a Rocketship performs at 8 p.m. on April 18 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 398-7496.

PICKERS AND PLAYERS Area musicians play at 8 p.m. on April 18 at Cliff’s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Ste. 2, Jacksonville. 645-5162.

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Anonymous every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Live music every Wed. DJ IBay every Fri. & Sat. Charlie Walker every Sun. CARIBBEE KEY, 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach, 270-8940 Peter Dearing on April 12. Mark O’Quinn on April 13. Alex Seier on April 14. Trouble Brothers on April 15 & 16. Evan Paluszynsky on April 17. Live music every Thur.-Sun. CASA MARINA, 691 First St. N., 270-0025 Cloud 9 on April 13. Johnston Duo on April 20 COPPER TOP, 1712 Beach Blvd., 249-4776 Rosco Caine on April 14. Craig Oden on April 15. Dan Coady on April 16. Roots Dub Rockers on April 17. Karaoke with Billy McMahan from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. THE COURTYARD, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Al Monte at 7 p.m. on April 15. Live music every Fri. CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Just Jazz Quintet at 7 p.m. on April 12. Gates of Eden at 7:30 p.m. on April 15. Johnston Duo at 6:30, Karaoke at 10 p.m. on April 16. Michael Funge at 6:30 p.m. on April 17.

Indigo Blu at 7 p.m. on April 19. Live music every weekend DICK’S WINGS & GRILL, 311 Third St. N., 853-5004 Open mic at 9 p.m. on April 14. Ron Rodriguez and Johnny Flood from 9:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. on April 15. Sentropolis at 10 p.m. on April 16. IVibes at 10 p.m. on April 17. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Reggae every Sun. Karaoke every Mon. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Chris C4Mann on April 14. Live music every Thur.

EUROPEAN STREET, 992 Beach Blvd., 249-3001 Evans Acoustic Trio on April 17 FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB, 333 First St. N., 242-9499 Live music every Tue.-Sun. FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Nate Holleyby every Mon. Wes Cobb ab Checked Sales RepeveryrlThur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. King Eddie reggae every Sun. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Dr. Dog and Floating Action on April 13. Forever The Sickest Kids, Breathe Carolina, We Are The In Crowd and Before Their Eyes on April 14. Brown Bag Special, Cheezy T, Veefinger, The Holidazed and Audzio on April 15. We Came As Romans, Just Like Gentlemen, In Betrayal and Rejoice The Awakening on April 16 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Live music at 9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Kickin Lassie on April 15. Kinda Major, The John Earle Band and Split Tone on April 16 for the Spring Launch charity. Split Tone at 10:30

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p.m. every Tue. Nate Holley Band every Wed. Ryan Campbell DOWNTOWN CAFE 331, 331 W. Forsyth St., 354-1999 De/Vision, Iris, every Thur. Video DJ and Karaoke every Sun. Little Green Men Mesh, Dakhead and Earth Empire on April 14 at 8 p.m. Acoustic every Mon. open mic 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Tue. Live music at 9 p.m. every MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, Wed. & Fri. Factory Jax’s goth-industrial 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every 270-0801 Kurt Lanham at 2 p.m. every Sun. DJ Jason hosts Sat. Underground 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Mon. Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 spins Motown, old school, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Live The Wood Grain on April 13. Witz End on April 14. Mile Train on music every Thur. Smooth Jazz Lunch at 11 a.m., Latin music April 15. Ryan & Charlie on April 16 at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. A DJ spins MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 classic R&B, hip hop & dance every Saturdaze. Live reggae & Neil Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Mike Shackelford and Rick DJs spin island music every Sun. Joel Crutchfield for open mic Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur. every Mon. Live music every Tues.

MIMI’S SPORTS GRILLE, 1021 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic DE REAL TING CAFE, 128 W. Adams St., 633-9738 DJs Mix Beach, 270-1030 DJ Dennis Hubbell spins & hosts Karaoke at Master Prince, Pete, Stylish, Big Bodie play reggae, calypso, 8 p.m. every Thur. & Fri. R&B, hip hop and top 40 every Fri. & Sat. MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 Grandpa’s DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 DJ NickFresh spins Cough Medicine CD Release Concert with Wes Cobb at 9 p.m. every Tue. Indie Lounge. DJ SuZi-Rok spins every Thur. DJ Trim on April 16 spins top 40, dance & rock every Fri. DJ Shanghai spins top MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 40, dance & rock every Sat. Peter Dearing at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. DJ Austin Williams spins 353-1188 Live music at 6 p.m. on April 14. Radio 80 on April dance & for Karaoke every Wed., Sat. & Sun. 15 & 16. George Aspinall Band on April 17 NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. Latin Quartet on April 15. Flashback on April 16 MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Massive PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL, 333 N. First St., 208-5097 spins top 40 & dance every Velvet Fri. DJ Shotgun spins top 40 Live music at 9 p.m. every Thur. & dance every BayStreet Sat. PHILLY’S FINEST, 1527 N. Third St., 241-7188 Ian & Steve MAVERICKS ROCK N’HONKY TONK, The Jacksonville (Hello Danger) every Fri. Landing, 356-1110 Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, Saddle Up every Sat. 241-7877 Will Pearsall on April 13. Rick Arcusa Band on April THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. 14. Boogie Freaks on April 15 & 16. Almost Famous on April 17. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip Live music every Wed.-Sun. Produced promise of benefit sUpport hop & electro everyAsk Sat. for Action RITZ LOUNGE, 139 Third Ave. N., 246-2255 DJ Jenn Azana POPPY LOVE SMOKE, 112 E. Adams St., 354-1988 Lil John every Wed.-Sat. DJ Ibay every Sun. Lumpkin, Stefano Di Bella & Lawrence Buckner every Wed. & RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 Fri. Open mic every 2nd & 4th Sun. N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Eric Carter and & Sat. DJ Al Pete every Fri. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Buck Smith on April 13. Cowford County Band on April 14.

Blistur on April 15 & 16. Bread & Butter on April 17. Billy Bowers FLEMING ISLAND on April 18. Live music every Wed.-Sun. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Charlie Walker on April 13 & 20. Wes Cobb on April 15 Fri. & Sat.

MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. ROCKIN RODZ, 2574 C.R. 220, 276-2000 Live music every Thur.-Sat. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Country Night with X Hale at 8 p.m. on April 14. The Ride on April 16 & 17. Les B. Fine on the deck at 5 p.m. on April 17. DJ BG on April 18

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BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Drowning Pool, Pop Evil, Anew Revolution, D5, Static Cycle, 2-Minute Wish and Trust Company on April 14. Fick, Wormzilla, The Picture Show, Black/White and The Skraelings on April 15.

Joe Buck Yourself, Viva Le Vox and Sawyer Family on April 20 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Throwback Tue. ’70s, ’80s & top 40. Open mic with CBH every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. Brucci’s Live open mic with Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILLE, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Cat Five at 8 p.m. on April 14. Mr. Natural on April 15 & 16.

Pickers & Players on April 17. Karaoke every Tue. DJ Kevin for ladies nite every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Jack at 9 p.m. every Sun. Live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Mr. Natural at 7 p.m. on April 14. by abat 8:30 Checked Rep dl Spectra p.m. on Aprilby 15. 4PlaySales on April 16.

The Karaoke Dude at 8 p.m. every Mon. Live music outside for Bike Night every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. YOUR PLACE BAR & GRILL, 13245 Atlantic Blvd., 221-9994 Chuck Nash every Tue. Simply Righteous every Wed.

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CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Blistur on April 14. Driven on April 15 & 16. Buck Smith Project every Mon. DJ Waldo every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar every Wed. SENOR WINGS, 700 Blanding Blvd., 375-0746 DJ Andy spins for Karaoke every Wed. DJ Tammy spins for Karaoke every Fri. Live music every Sat. DJ spins for every Mon. S.I. nite

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DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 MojoFlo at 6 p.m. on April 13. Rocco Blu at 8:30 p.m. on April 16. Live music at 6 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Fri. Blues jams at 2 p.m. every Sun.

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JJ Grey & Mofro headline the Rhythm & Ribs Festival at 8:30 p.m. on April 16.

Also featured are The Red River Band at 6 p.m. on April 15, and the Willie Green Blues Project with Doug Carn at 6 p.m. on April 16. All concerts are at Francis Field, 29 W. Castillo Drive, St. Augustine.

Admission is $5; $2 before 3 p.m. on April 16. 669-1872.

KARMA, 822 A1A N., 834-3942 Ace Winn on April 15. Alex Affronti on April 16 NINETEEN AT SAWGRASS, 110 Championship Way, 273-3235 Time2Swing at 6 p.m. every Jazz Thur. Strings of Fire from 6-9 p.m. every Sat. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Live music on April 15 & 16 URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. on April 13. High Tides of Jazz at 7:30 p.m. on April 14. Evans Brothers at 7:30 p.m. on April 15. Darren Corlew Band at 7:30 p.m. April 16. Darren Corlew every Tue.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

FATKATS NIGHT CLUB, 1187 S. Edgewood Ave., 994-5201 Waylay plays every Thur. Live music & DJ Lavo spinning hip hop, rock, reggae, punk; Caden spins house, techno, breaks, drum & bass at 9 p.m. every Flashback Fri. HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Dave Massey every Tue. Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. THE LOFT, 925 King St., 476-7283 DJs Wes Reed & Josh K every Thur.

LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 I Hope You’re a Doctor CD Release Party with Moyamoya and Ancient River on April 16. DJ Dots every Tue. Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. METRO, 2929 Plum St., 388-8719 DJ Chadpole every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke with KJ Rob every Sun., Mon. & Tue. MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ, 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551 Bluegrass Nite every Fri. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Aaron Gillespie Worship Tour with Ryan Shelley Band and Lights of Evening at 7:30 p.m. on April 15. Abandon Kansas, Showbread, Quiet Science, The Tell Tale Heart and A Call for Kylie at 7:30 p.m. on April 16. Family Force 5s Tourantula with Stereo Skyline, Swimming With Dolphins and Since Forever at 7:30 p.m. on April 17 WALKERS, 2692 Post St., 894-7465 Jax Arts Collaborative every Tue. Patrick & Burt every Wed. DJ Jeremiah every Thur.

Acoustic every Thur.-Sat. Dr. Bill & His Solo Practice of Music at 5 p.m. every Fri.

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A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Brent Byrd on April 14. The Grapes of Roth on April 15 & 16 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Open mic with Smokin Joe from 7-10 p.m. on April 12. Karaoke on April 17.

Live music every Fri. & Sat. THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke at 9 p.m. on April 14, 15 & 16. Jukebox nite on April 17. Open mic night with Christi Harris at 8:30 p.m. on April 18 CAFE ALCAZAR, 25 Granada St., 825-9948 Live music daily CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St.,

826-1594 Chuck Nash at 7 p.m. on April 15. Deron Baker at 2 p.m., Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on April 16. Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on April 17 CHICAGO PIZZA & BAKERY, 107 Natures Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700 Greg Flowers hosts open-mic and jazz piano from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. CONCH HOUSE LOUNGE, 57 Comares Ave., 829-8646 Scholars Word from 3-7 p.m. on April 17. Brad Newman every Thur. Live music at 3 p.m. every Sat. CREEKSIDE DINERY, 160 Nix Boatyard Rd., 829-6113 Live music on deck Wed.-Sun. CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. THE FLORIDIAN, 39 Cordova St., 829-0655 Live music every Fri. & Sat. HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Stu Weaver every Mon. HURRICANE PATTY’S, 69 Lewis Blvd., 827-1822 Those Guys every Tue. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Wed. Billy Buchanan every Thur. Dewey Via every Sun. JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. JOHNNY’S, 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., 829-8333 Montage features electro, dance & indie every Mon. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. LOCAL HEROES CAFE, 11 Spanish St., 825-0060 Glam punk rock dance party Radio Hot Elf with DJ Dylan Nirvana from 9 p.m.-2 a.m. every Fri. MARDI GRAS, 123 San Marco Ave., 540-2824 Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Amy Hendrickson every Sun. & Wed. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Mike West & Katie Eulis at 9 p.m. on April 15 & 16. Aaron Esposito at 1 p.m. on April 17. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. THE REEF, 4100 Coastal Hwy., Vilano Beach, 824-8008 Richard Kuncicky from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. every Sun. RHETT’S PIANO BAR & BRASSERIE, 66 Hypolita St., 825-0502 Live jazz at 7 p.m. every night SANGRIAS PIANO BAR, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Soul Searchers every Wed. Jim Asalta every Thur. Jazz every Fri. The Housecats every Sat. Sunny & the Flashbacks every Sun. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 DJ Echo hosts Karaoke every Mon. Amy Hendrickson every Thur.

THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. ZHANRAS, 108 Anastasia Blvd., 823-3367 Deron Baker & Soulo every Tue. DJ Cep spins ’80s & disco every Sun. Vinny Jacobs open mic every Mon

AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 201, 928-0515 W. Harvey Williams every Tue. DJ Royal every Wed. & Thur. DJ Benz every Fri. DJ T-Rav every Sat. THE GRAPE, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-7111 Live music every Fri. & Sat. John Earle every Mon. DJ Mikeology spins from 5-9 p.m. every Thur.

ISLAND GIRL Wine & Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Jazz every Wed. Live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 The Kurt Lanham Band on April 13. Charlie Walker on April 14. Nate Holley on April 15. Simply Righteous on April 16.

John Earle on April 17. Open mic nite every Tue. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Parkway N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Danny Lozada at 7:30 p.m. on April 12. DJ Marvel and The Knot at 7:30 p.m. on April 14. DJ Skip and Blonde Ambition at 7:30 p.m. on April 15 & 16 URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 Alive After Five with Slippery When Wet on April 14. Down Theory every Mon. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Peter Dearing Band every Wed. DJ Chad spins dance every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat.

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ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 Paten Locke spins classic boombox, hip hop & tru school every Thur. DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Reggae every Sun. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Veronika Jackson on April 14. Gary Starling’s Jazz Organization at 8 p.m. on April 19. Jazz every 2nd Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. DJ Omar spins dance every Fri. DJs Harry, Rico & Nestor spin salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Rockville Rumble with Glorious Gunner, Drama Summer, One Less Atlantic and Clara Vanum on April 12. Rockville Rumble with Suffering Overload, None Like Us, Livication, A New Decree and Down Theory on April 13. Darkhorse Saloon CD Release Party with Bastogne and Devils Blues on April 15. Slomski Brothers and Single White Herpe & The Aids on April 17. Romance on a Rocketship, For The Foxes, Stay and The Tell Tale Heart on April 18. ANR on April 19 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur.

SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square & Band of Destiny at 8 p.m. every Mon. John Earle Band every Tue. DJs Wes Reed & Matt Caulder spin indie dance & electro every Wed. Split Tone & DJ Comic every Thur.

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BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic from 7-11 p.m. with Chris Hall every Tue. Live music every Fri. Battle of the Bands every Sat. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall at 8 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 398-1717 Songwriters’ Circle with Michael Denney, Larry Mangum and Laney Jones on April 16 LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 Live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat.

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BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. Live music every weekend DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Mile Train from 3-7 p.m. on April 16. Billy Bowers from 3-7 p.m. on April 17 FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Big Engine every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. SHARKY’S WINGS & GRILL, 12400 Yellow Bluff Rd., Oceanway, 714-0995 Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Wed. & Thur. DJ Slim Wicked every Fri. Live music every Fri. & Sat. SKYLINE SPORTSBAR & LOUNGE, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Robbie Eccles at 7 p.m. on April 15. Alaina Colding at 7 p.m. on April 16. Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on April 17 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Road, 647-8625 Open mic at 8 p.m. every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music at 8 p.m. every Sat. To be in this listing, send all the vitals (time, date, location with street address, city, admission price, contact number) to events@folioweekly.com or dbrown@folioweekly.com

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Upright Citizens Brigade celebrates two decades of killing them in the aisles UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE Saturday, April 23 at 7:30 p.m.

Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach Advance tickets are $22; $25 the day of the show 209-0367

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ortheast Florida’s enjoying a hell of a funny streak this spring — The Florida Theatre alone has seen George Lopez and Lewis Black roll through in March, Kathy Griffin in April and Bill Maher coming up in May. But none of those mainstream comedians matches the subversive wit and inspired improv of the Upright Citizens Brigade, who are bringing their brand of comedic mayhem to Ponte Vedra Concert Hall. Founded in Chicago in 1990 by Horatio Sanz, Ali Farahnakian, Drew Franklin, Amy Poehler and others, the troupe really took off after moving to New York in 1996, soon landing a deal with Comedy Central that resulted in the 1998-2000 cult TV hit. The UCB eventually opened theaters in both Manhattan and Los Angeles.

The list of UCB alumni since then could easily fill a who’s-who of current comedy, including Tina Fey, Ed Helms, Rob Corddry and Andy Richter, among others. And that cultivation is precisely what UCB producer/ director Carter Edwards says the organization is all about. “Every year, we lose two or three performers to ‘The Colbert Report’ or ‘Saturday Night Live’,” he says. “I tell people, ‘You may not have heard of the people you’re going to see, but in two years, you will be able to say you saw them do something amazing before they starred in their own show’.”

Part of that illustrious track record comes from UCB’s reliance on traditional long-form improv methods like The Harold, which involves taking suggestions from the audience and turning them into a structured, localized performance. “To me, The Harold is like the quadratic equation,” says current UCB star Amanda Sitko. “If you punch in different numbers, you’re always going to get different outputs. It has a little bit of logic and math to it.

But if you learn that simple equation, you can keep honing your skills.”

The Harold is the crux of the show, but acknowledging that their audience will never be made up entirely of “comedy nerds,” Edwards adds that deconstructions and monologues will play a large part in the show.

“You’ll still love it if you happen to have no idea what you’re coming to see.”

In case you’re an amateur or aspiring comic, Upright Citizens Brigade is offering an improv comedy workshop before the April 23 performance, dishing out behind-the-scenes instruction to those intent on a career in comedy. It’s an egalitarian message that Sitko and Edwards say is crucial to UCB’s mission.

“It’s awesome for us to share our philosophy,”

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Callin’ from the Fun House: Members of the Upright Citizens Brigade deftly rehearse their “six people calmly relaxing” routine.

“You may not have heard of the people you’re going to see, but in two years, you will be able to say you saw them do something amazing before they starred in their own show.”

Sitko says. “That way, it’s not just, ‘Here’s our show, you guys have no idea how to do it.’

We’re doing themed performances based off of audience interviews, so each one is really personalized. And [teaching] is a way for us to say, ‘If this is something you enjoy, definitely pursue it.’”

Sitko also says that for the performers, audience interaction is the most enjoyable part of touring. “After the show, people will tell us to go to awesome bars, so we get to see what

makes a place cool,” she says. “In Denver, we went to this weird restaurant Casa Bonita — like a Chuck E. Cheese mixed with Disneyland and a Mexican place.” Sitko considers travelling the country with her closest friends a dream come true. “I’m having fun, doing what I love, and this is how I make my living.”

Both five-year UCB vets express optimism about the current state of comedy, with Sitko citing Fey and Poehler as inspiration. “They’re kicking ass, which means we’re all going to do well,” she says. “Women are getting a chance to genuinely be funny, as opposed to being like, ‘Look at me, I’m in a bikini!’”

For his part, Edwards applauds networks like FOX, FX and Comedy Central for pushing the boundaries of comedy — and for recruiting the next generation from UCB’s ranks. “All of these media outlets seem like they’re willing to let comedy be comedy,” he says. “Of course it’s going to ebb and flow; six years from now, it’s probably all going back to nothing but fart jokes. But right now, I think it’s pretty great.”

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PILOBOLUS This acclaimed dance troupe performs at 8 p.m. on April 15 at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $35-$81. 632-3373.

THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL Players by the Sea presents David Nehls’ and Betsy Kelso’s farce about life in a Northeast Florida mobile home community at 8 p.m. on April 15 and 16 at 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach. Tickets are $25. 249-0289.

THE UGLY DUCKLING Bits ‘N Pieces Puppet Theatre presents this classic story of being a bird of a different feather at 3 p.m. on April 16 at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. Tickets range from $8-$12.

276-6750.

OFFICES FSCJ presents Academy Award-winning filmmaker Ethan Coen’s comedy at 7:30 p.m. on April 14, at 8 p.m. on April 15 and 16 and 2 p.m. on April 17 at Wilson Center for the Arts, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $5 for seniors, military and students. 646-2222.

SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS Alhambra Theatre & Dining stages this raucous Western musical at 8 p.m. on April 12-17 and 19, at 1:15 p.m. on April 16 and at 2 p.m. on April 17 at 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $45 and $49. 641-1212.

LUCKY BUNNY Flagler College presents this children’s musical at 7 p.m. on April 15 and at 2 p.m. on April 16 and 17 at 74 King St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $10. A tea party follows the April 16 performance; reservations required.

819-6217, 826-8600.

JU STUDENTS AT ABET Jacksonville University theater honor students perform James McLure’s “Lone Star” and Meredith Brown’s “Laundry and Bourbon” at 7:30 p.m. on April 12 at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. Tickets are $12; $7 for seniors, military and students.

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THE TEMPEST University of North Florida students present an outdoor production of Shakespeare’s classic tale of sorcery and revenge at 8 p.m. on April 15 and 16 at Jack Russell Park, 800 Seminole Road, Atlantic Beach. Bring chairs, blankets and a picnic supper. 246-4061.

HAMLET Jacksonville University presents Shakespeare’s classic tragedy about the King of Denmark’s murder and his son’s quest for vengeance at 7:30 p.m. on April 15 and 16 and at 2 p.m. on April 17 at JU’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12; $7 for seniors, military and students. 256-7677.

MORNING’S AT SEVEN Amelia Community Theatre stages Paul Osborn’s comedy about familial ties at 8 p.m. on April 14, 15 and 16 and at 2 p.m. on April 17 at 207 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $20; $10 for students. 261-6749.

MURDER BY NATURAL CAUSES This inventive who-doneit is staged at 8 p.m. on April 15 and 16 at Orange Park Community Theatre, 2900 Moody Ave., Orange Park. Tickets are $15. 276-2599.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

ST. AUGUSTINE STUDIO TOUR Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville hosts a self-guided tour of 17 St. Augustine artists’ studios from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 16 and 17. Tickets are $40; $35 for members. To register, visit mocajacksonville.org/event/moca-open-studio-tour. 3666911 ext. 214.

STOLEN ART FOCUS Cummer and Friends of the Library present Henry Roberts, who discusses “Stolen Art — Recovered” at 6:30 p.m. on April 19 at Ponte Vedra Beach Library, 101 Library Blvd., Ponte Vedra. 273-0495.

AMATEUR NIGHT AUDITIONS The Ritz Theatre & Museum auditions for its upcoming Amateur Night at 4 p.m. on April 14 at 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. 632-5555.

ASOSA ACTORS STUDIO CLASSES Cindy Hogan offers classes for ages 7-11 every Mon. from 4-5:30 p.m., for ages 12-15 every Wed. from 4-5:30 p.m., through May 21. Each semester is $320. 814-3726.

JAX ART UNLEASHED First Coast No More Homeless Pets accepts works in a variety of media for its June 23 Jax Art Unleashed fundraiser and juried art show. Deadline is May 30. Artwork may be dropped off or mailed to 6817 Norwood Ave., Jacksonville FL 32208. 520-7900. jaxartunleashed.com ACTORS WORKSHOP ABET holds this eight-week workshop on theatrical basics from 5:30-8:30 p.m. every Sun. through May 22 at 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. Session is $150.

249-7177.

CORSE GALLERY WORKSHOPS Beginning and advanced acrylics, watercolors, oil painting and portrait painting classes are held Mon.-Sat. at Corse Gallery & Atelier, 4144 Herschel St., Jacksonville. Fees vary. 388-8205. corsegalleryatelier.com WEST AFRICAN DRUM & DANCE A drumming class is held at 5:30 p.m., an African dance class is held at 6:45 p.m. every Fri. at St. Johns Cultural Arts Center, 370 A1A Beach

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Blvd. Each class is $10. 315-1862.

THEATRICAL ARTS Classes in theatrical performance, including song and dance, are held Mon.-Fri. at The Performers Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Fees vary. 322-7672. theperformersacademy.com

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

ORCHESTRA INVITATIONAL CONCERT Dr. Simon Shiao conducts the Titusville High School Orchestra at 7:30 p.m. on April 12 at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

THE PLANETS The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs Josef Strauss’ “Music of the Spheres,” Vaughn Williams’ “Toward the Unknown Region” and Gustav Holst’s “The Planets” at 7:30 p.m. on April 14 and 8 p.m. on April 15 and 16 at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville.

Tickets range from $26-$66. 632-3373.

UNF GRAND FINALE CONCERT Dr. Gordon Brock conducts the University of North Florida Wind Symphony and Concert Band at 7:30 p.m. on April 14 University of North Florida’s Lazzara Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 620-2878.

JU CONCERTS Dr. Timothy Snyder directs Jacksonville University’s chorus at 7:30 p.m. on April 14, Scott Watkins performs works of Liszt and Schumann at 7:30 p.m. on April 15. Tickets are $12; $7 for seniors, military and students. First Coast Wind Ensemble performs a family-geared concert at 3 p.m. on April 17 and the JU Orchestra closes out its season with a performance of Saint-Saëns “Carnival of the Animals” at 7:30 p.m. on April 19. All presented at Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

QUARTET AT UNITARIAN Tenor Erick Crowe is joined by violist Angelo Goderre, cellist Joseph Engels and harpsic hordist Henson Markham for a performance of a Bach aria at 10:45 a.m. on April 17 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133.

TRIO PLAYS VIVALDI Harpsichordist Laura Ellis is joined by cellists Steven Thomas and Alix Gates at 2 p.m. on April 17 at Whitney Laboratory’s Center for Marine Studies, 9505 Ocean Shore Blvd., St. Augustine. 461-4000.

VOCAL CONCERT Baritone vocalist Krzysztof Biernacki performs a solo recital at 2:30 p.m. on April 17 at the Main Library, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 630-2665.

JAZZ VESPERS St. Cyprian’s Episcopal Church holds candlelight jazz vespers at 5:30 p.m. on the third Sun. of each month, including April 17, at 37 Lovett St., St. Augustine.

829-8828.

COMBINED CHORALE CONCERT Two combined choirs perform Sir John Stainer’s oratorio “The Crucifixion” at 7 p.m. on April 17 at St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, 4129 Oxford Ave., Jacksonville. 388-2681.

GARY STARLING JAZZ ORGANIZATION Guitarist Starling leads his band at 8 p.m. on April 19 at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

JAZZ AT THE BRASSERIE Live jazz is featured at 7 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at The Brasserie, 1312 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 249-5800.

JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio performs at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum performs at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 262-0006.

JAZZ AT GENNARO’S Gennaro’s Ristorante Italiano features live jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at 5472 First Coast Highway, Fernandina Beach. 491-1999.

JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie features live jazz nightly at 7 p.m. at 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502.

ART WALKS & FESTIVALS

DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. 353-1188.

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The Arts Market is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

MUSEUMS

BEACHES MUSEUM & HISTORY CENTER 413 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 241-5657. Robert Fuller signs copies of his book “Unnatural Deaths” at 5 p.m. on April 15. Linda Olsen’s “Water All Around” runs through May 3. The juried exhibit “Magical History Tour Act I & II” is on display through April 30.

CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530. The BFA Senior Portfolio Exhibition is held from 5-9 p.m. on April 15.

CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. “The Cummer Legacy” runs through May 22. Livingston Elementary School Exhibition features student artwork through May 9. The photo exhibit, “A Genius for Place: American Landscapes of the Country Place Era,” runs through April 24. Maggie Holmes is the featured artist during Artist in Store at 5 p.m. on April 12. “Art Adventures:

New Works in the Oldest City: The Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville hosts a self-guided tour of 17 St. Augustine artists’ studios (pictured, a work by Kevin Dunn) from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 16 and 17. The two-day event allows participants to meet artists in their workspaces and studios. Tickets are $40; $35 for members and includes admission to a live auction and party on April 17 at Lightner Museum. To register, visit mocajacksonville.org/event/ moca-open-studio-tour. 366-6911 ext. 214.

A Genius for Collage” lets kids ages 6-12 create their own collages from 10:30 a.m.-noon on April 16; cost per child is $10; $5 for members.

DOW MUSEUM OF HISTORIC HOUSES 149 Cordova St., St. Augustine, 823-9722. Kathryn Arango’s quilt art, “Jungle Series,” is exhibited through May 29.

KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Jacksonville, 356-2992. Paintings and sculptures by “New Impressionists” and a collection of Sigmund Freud-related manuscripts are on display through April. Open Tue.-Fri., 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

LIGHTNER MUSEUM 75 King St., St. Augustine, 824-2874.

The Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville presents the party and live auction “Going, Going, Gone!” from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on April 17. Art, decorative arts and large collections of everything from china to seashells are on permanent display.

Admission is $10 for adults, $5 for students. Ages 12 and younger are admitted free. Open daily.

MARITIME HERITAGE CENTER 2 Independent Drive, Ste. 162, Jacksonville, 355-1101. The museum’s permanent collection includes steamboats and various nautical-themed art.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. Rob Creegan’s “Modern Art with a Human Face” runs April 14-May 11. The self-guided Artists Studio Tour 2011: St. Augustine is held from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 16 and 17, visiting the working studios of 17 St. Augustine artists. Tickets are $40; $35 for members. To register, call 366-6911 ext. 214. Family Fun Free Day is held from noon-4 p.m. every Sun. Open Tue.Sun. mocajacksonville.org RITZ THEATRE & LAVILLA MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. Amateur Night auditions are held at 4 p.m. on April 14. The exhibit “Through Our Eyes” runs through May 21. “Lift Ev’ry Voice in LaVilla,” an exhibit of African-American history in Jacksonville, is on permanent display. Admission is $6 for adults, $3 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES

ARCHWAY GALLERY & FRAMING 363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 2, Atlantic Beach, 249-2222. Vicky Lennon is the featured artist for April.

THE ART CENTER COOPERATIVE GALLERY 31 W. Adams St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. Yvonne Lozano’s exhibit “What Happened to the Chicken?” is featured through April.

THE ART INSTITUTE OF JACKSONVILLE 8775 Baypine Road, Jacksonville, 486-3000. Open House Saturday is held on April 16; check-in times are 9:30 and 11:30 a.m.

AVONDALE ARTWORKS 3568 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville, 384-8797. Works by Dat Nguyen and Cookie Davis are displayed through April.

BEE GALLERY AND STUDIO The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 108, (727) 207-3013. Heather Gabel’s latest exhibit, “Running With Scissors,” is on display through April.

BURRO BAGS 228 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville, 677-2977.

Designer bags by Mark George and Crystal Floyd are available through April.

CAMPUS GALLERY FSCJ North Campus, Rm. C-122, 4501 Capper Road, Jacksonville, 632-3310. Sara Ebrahimi’s “Dance of Color” runs through May 24.

CYPRESS VILLAGE ART LEAGUE 4600 Middleton Park Circle E., Jacksonville, 223-6100. The Spring Fling Art Show opens in Egret Hall from 2-5 p.m. on April 16. The show runs through May 19.

ELEMENTAL GALLERY The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 110, 307-1885. Works by Maureen Sakakini Esposito are on display through April.

FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. The exhibit “Artistic Metal – Sculpture and Jewelry” runs through May 23.

GALLERY L Modis Bldg., 2nd floor, 1 Independent Drive, Jacksonville. 731-4971. The reception for the show “Artists Giving Back – An Exhibition to Benefit Volunteers in Medicine” is held from 6-9 p.m. on April 15, featuring works by Dottie Dorion, Larry Davis, Jim Draper, Paul Ladnier, Raquel Rodriguez, Allison Watson and Tony Wood. Proceeds benefit VIM services. The exhibit displays through April 30.

HASKELL GALLERY Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, 741-3546. A collection of art kites by Melanie Walker and George Peters of Airworks Studios is on display through June. Commissioned work by the pair is shown in JIA’s Connector hallway.

HIGH TIDE GALLERY 51 Cordova St., St. Augustine, 8296831. The Earth Day-themed exhibit “Wild Birds” is on display through May 4.

INDIGO ALLEY WINE BAR 316 Centre St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7222. Eliza Holliday’s “Calligraphic Paintings, Banners and Boxes” is on display through May. JACKSONVILLE UNIVERSITY GALLERY 2800 N. University Blvd., Jacksonville, 256-7371. The Senior Thesis Exhibition runs through April.

FSCJ KENT CAMPUS 3939 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville, 646-2300. The opening reception for The Best of Duval County Middle School Art Show is held from 6-8 p.m. on April 14. The show runs through April 28.

R. ROBERTS GALLERY 3606 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville, 388-1188. Works by Madeleine Peck-Wagner, James Oleson and Kathleen Wobie are on display through April 23.

SIMPLE GESTURES GALLERY 4 E. White St., St. Augustine, 827-9997. Eclectic works by Steve Marrazzo are featured.

SOUTH GALLERY FSCJ’s South Campus, Bldg. M1, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 646-2023. The reception and award show for the juried Student Annual exhibit is held from 5-7:30 p.m. on April 14.

SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 100 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 553-6361. Sculptor Grant Ward is the featured artist for April.

STELLERS GALLERY AT PONTE VEDRA 240 A1A N., Ste. 13, Ponte Vedra Beach, 273-6065. Steve Williams’ and Enrique Mora’s exhibit, “Forces: Mora and Williams,” runs through April 25.

UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA GALLERY 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2534. The Senior Exhibition is on display through April 29.

VAULT GALLERY 121 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville, 535-7252.

Jeff Whipple’s “Spasms in The Vault” runs through May 27.

WATERWHEEL ART GALLERY 5047 First Coast Highway, Fernandina Beach, 261-2535. Recent works by Henry Von Genk III and John Tassey are on display through April.

W.B. TATTER STUDIO GALLERY 76 A San Marco Ave., St. Augustine, 823-9263. Lois Johnson signs copies of her book, “Purple Chair,” at 5 p.m. on April 12. Multimedia artist Michelle Robideaux-Pent’s exhibit, “Art & Artifact,” is on display through April.

WILLIAMS-CORNELIUS GALLERY Daryl Bunn Studios, 643 Edison Ave., Jacksonville. 525-3368. Jeff Whipple’s exhibit, “Spasm Compositions,” is on display through May 3.

WOMEN’S CENTER OF JACKSONVILLE 5644 Colcord Ave., Jacksonville, 389-7749. The exhibit “Lasting Impressions” runs through July.

For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. JPEGs must be at least 3”x5”, 300 dpi to be considered for publication.

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EVENTS

EARTH DAY EVENTS The Jacksonville Landing holds its 21st annual Earth Day & Ecology Fair from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 16, featuring more than 80 informative, interactive booths as well as live music, food and kids’ activities at 2 Independent Drive, downtown, 353-1188. The Museum of Science of History features rain barrel classes and crafts with recycled materials from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. on April 16 at 1025 Museum Circle, Southbank, 396-6674. Washington Oaks Gardens State Park holds its 22nd annual Earth Day Celebration from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 16 and 17 at 6400 N. Oceanshore Blvd., Palm Coast.

And the Jacksonville Zoo throws a Party for the Planet from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 30 at 370 Zoo Parkway. 757-4463.

KATIE RIDE FOR LIFE The seventh annual Katie Ride For Life, to raise funds and awareness of organ and tissue donation, kicks off at 8 a.m. on April 16 with individual and team cyclists riding routes of 100, 62, 36 or 18 miles; the 5K and 10K walks begin at 8:30 a.m. and the off-road and Family Fun Ride are at 9 a.m.

Starting point is Atlantic Recreation Center, 2500 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Food and live music are featured.

Registration is $35; $25 for the Fun Ride. 491-0811. katierideforlife.org FOLIO WEEKLY MARGARITA FEST The salt hits the glass at Folio Weekly’s third annual Margarita Fest at 7 p.m. on April 15 at Morocco Shrine Auditorium, 3800 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Jacksonville.

Food (served until 8 p.m.), music by DJ E.L. and that frozen concoction that helps us hang on are featured. Advance tickets are $20; $25 VIP gets you in at 6 p.m. Admission at the door is $25; $30 VIP. 260-9770.

BLOGGING WHILE BROWN The free social meetup for bloggers, writers and poets is held at 6 p.m. on April 13 at Aloft Hotel, 4812 Deerlake Dr. W., Jacksonville. Parking is free. meetup.com/bloggingwhile-brown/jacksonville-fl/83911 BILL BELLEVILLE, QUINTON WHITE Author, documentarian and environmentalist Belleville and Dr. A. Quinton White, Jacksonville University’s Marine Science Research Institute’s executive director, discuss “The St. Johns: Magic, Myth and Mayhem” at 7 p.m. on April 13 at Schultz Center for Teaching & Leadership, 4019 Boulevard Center Dr., Jacksonville. 348-5759.

TURKISH FESTIVAL The third annual Turkish Food & Music Festival is held from 10 a.m.-7 p.m. on April 17 at 4540 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville. Turkish cuisine, music, folk dancing, crafts, kids’ activities and vendors are featured. Admission is $2; kids are free. Proceeds benefit Wolfson Children’s Hospital. jaxturkishfest.com OPENING OF THE BEACHES The annual Opening of the Beaches kicks off with a sandcastle contest from 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. on April 16 on the beach in front of Sea Walk Pavilion, located on First Street and First Avenue North in Jax Beach. The annual parade is held at 2 p.m. on April 17 in downtown Jax Beach.

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COSMIC CONCERTS Laseropolis at 5 p.m., Retro at 6 p.m., Laser X Alternative at 7 p.m., and Metallica at 8 p.m. on April 15 at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Each concert is $5. 396-6674 ext. 240. moshplanetarium.org BEACHES GREEN MARKET Local produce, all-natural beef, organic eggs and coffees and crafts are offered from 2-5 p.m. every Sat. in Jarboe Park, corner of Florida Boulevard and Third Street, Neptune Beach. beacheslocalfoodnetwork.web MIDWEEK MARKET Fresh locally grown produce, nuts, honey, eggs, plants, and baked goods are offered, along with live music from 4-7 p.m. every Wed. at Bull Park, at Ocean Boulevard and East Coast Drive at Seventh Street, Atlantic Beach. 247-5828. coab.us JAX LANDING MARKET Vendors set up throughout The Landing selling locally grown produce, baked goods, plants, pottery, arts and crafts and more, from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. every Friday at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown.

JacksonvilleLanding.com RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The annual March of Dimes Carnival is held on April 16.

Lauren Elise and Kevin Marcus Dillon perform on April 16 at Riverside Arts Market, held beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville. The Arts Market features local and regional artists, performers, bands and a farmers market from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. Admission is free.

554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

POLITICS & ACTIVISM

JACKSONVILLE CITY COUNCIL The Waterway Commission gathers at 9 a.m. on April 13 in Council Chambers, City Hall, 117 W. Duval St., Jacksonville, 630-1404. The Economics Development Commission meets at 9 a.m. on April 14 in Fourth floor conference room, 630-1979.

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JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on April 21 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-1273.

COMMUNITY INTEREST

GUNS N HOSES 2008 The 13th annual Guns N Hoses, a charitable boxing event featuring local police officers and firefighters, is held at 7 p.m. on April 16 at Veterans Memorial Arena, located in the Sports Complex, downtown Jacksonville. General admission is $17.70. Proceeds benefit police and firefighter charities.

398-7010 ext. 21.

EXZOOBERATION The Jacksonville Zoo hosts its 16th annual adult gala fundraising event with cocktails and hors d’oeuvres at 6:30 p.m. on April 16 at the Zoo, 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville. The Faze Band performs. Tickets start at $175. jacksonvillezoo.org or 757-4463 ext. 196.

EGG HUNT The kid-centric egg hunt is held at 9:30 a.m. on April 16 at O2b Kids, 1821 Town Center Blvd., Fleming Island. A petting zoo, bounce house, games, candy and age-divided hunts are featured. Admission is free for members, $10 for nonmembers; adults free with child admission. 264-4202.

BOWL FOR KIDS’ SAKE This fundraiser is held from 10 a.m.-noon and 1-3 p.m. on April 16 at Bowl America, 11141 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville.

Proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Jacksonville.

642-0460.

JUNIOR LEAGUE SCAVENGER HUNT The Jacksonville Junior League holds its annual River City Hunt at 1:30 p.m. on April 16 (packet pickup at 12:30 p.m.) at Junior League of Jacksonville’s Riverside House, 2165 Park St. Teams of two adults or up to four family members solve clues, brainteasers, riddles and physical challenges for cash prizes. Team registration is $75. Proceeds benefit JLJ programs. Register at jljacksonville.org OXYGEN BALL The 13th annual fundraiser is held at 6:30 p.m. on April 16 at Sawgrass Marriott Resort, 1000 PGA Tour Blvd., Ponte Vedra.

Live music, a silent auction and oxygen bar are featured.

Tickets are $250. Proceeds benefit the American Lung Association. lungfla.org WALK IN MY SHOES This walk to raise awareness about sexual abuse continues at 9 a.m. on April 12 from The Avenues Mall, 10300 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville, finishing at EverBank Field, downtown. Lauren Book Lim, of Lauren’s Kids Foundation, reads and signs copies of her book, “It’s OK to Tell,” at 3 p.m. on April 12 at Women’s Center, 5644 Colcord Ave., Jacksonville. laurenskids.org R.A.P. TOUR OF HOMES The Riverside Avondale Preservation Society holds its 37th annual Tour of Homes from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on April 16 and noon-5 p.m. on April 17, in the Riverside Avondale Historic District. Tickets are $15 in advance. For details, call 389-2449. riversideavondale.org SYMPHONY FUNDRAISER The Showcase Speaker Series is held at 2011’s designer showhouse, the Coxwell Estate, 9433 Coxwell Lane, Jacksonville. Jeanne Ward discusses “You’re It! Successful Single Mothering After Divorce” at 11 a.m. on April 12, Eric Fristche of Pastiche demonstrates farm-to-table cooking on April 13, chef Shirley Mann speaks on April 14, Louise Johnson on April 16, chef Brian Siebenschuh on April 19, Sandy Polletta on April 20 and Dr. Firdos Ziauddin on April 21. The showhouse is open through April 24. For tickets, call 358-1479. jaxsymphonyshowhouse.com EARTH WORKS SPRING SEMINARS Native and wildlife gardening are discussed at 10 a.m. on April 16 at Earth Works Garden Center, 12501 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 996-0712.

FRA BRANCH 290 DOES THE COOKING Fleet Reserve Association, Branch 290, serves dinner from 5-8 p.m. on April 12, 14, 15, 16, 21 and 22 at Branch 290, 390 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach. Breakfast is held from 8 a.m.-noon on April 17. Lunch is served 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. every weekday. Prices vary. Doug Bracey performs most weekends. FRA, a global veteran’s organization, represents active duty and retired Navy, Marine Corps and Coast Guard members. 246-6855.

KIDS

LUCKY BUNNY Flagler College presents this children’s musical at 7 p.m. on April 15 and at 2 p.m. on April 16 and 17 at 74 King St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $10. A tea party follows the April 16 performance; reservations required. 819-6217, 826-8600.

THE UGLY DUCKLING Bits ‘N Pieces Puppet Theatre presents this classic story of being a bird of a different feather at 3 p.m. on April 16 at the Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. Tickets range from $8-$12. 276-6750.

The Keepers of the Coast holds its fifth annual Sea Turtle Festival from noon-5 p.m. on April 16 at St. Johns County Pier Pavilion, 2106 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. This family-geared event features kids’ activities, live music, food and beer, a beach cleanup, silent auction and information booths and activities promoting awareness of sea turtle protection and conservation. 814-2172. keepersofthecoast.org GREGORY POPOVICH COMEDY PET THEATER Comedian-juggler Popovich and his team of animal-rescued cats and dogs perform stunts and skits at 7:30 p.m. on April 14 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $30; $20 for children. 355-2787.

BOOKS & WRITING

STEVE RAJTAR Author Rajtar leads a walking tour of St. Augustine’s historical sites, starting at Granada Street, at 10 a.m. on April 16. At 3 p.m., Rajtar is on hand, with his books on Florida history, at Anastasia Books, 81C King St., St. Augustine. 827-0075.

LES STANDIFORD As part of the Writers in Residence lecture series, author Standiford reads from his new book, “Bringing Adam Home: The Abduction that Changed America,” at 7 p.m. on April 13 in Flagler College auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine.

Admission is free. 819-6400.

ANASTASIA ISLAND BOOK CLUB Sandra Dallas’ “Prayers for Sale” is discussed at 7 p.m. on April 14 at Anastasia Island Branch Library, 124 Sea Grove Main Street, St. Augustine. 209-3730.

FRIDAY 5 O’CLOCK WHISTLE TALKS Local author Robert Fuller discusses his book, “Unnatural Deaths,” from 5-6:30 p.m. on April 15 at Beaches Museum and History Center, 380 Pablo Ave., Jax Beach.

COMEDY

CRAIG SHOEMAKER The Comedy Zone features All Stars on April 12. Craig Shoemaker appears at 8 p.m. on April 14 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on April 15 and 16 at 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $18-$25. 292-4242.

JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Al Romas and Nick Harvey appear on April 15 and 16 at the Comedy Club, 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine.

Tickets are $12. 461-8843.

RICKY REYES Reyes and Carin MacWithey appear at 7:45 p.m. on April 14 and 15 and at 6:45 p.m. on April 16 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside. Tickets are $10 and $13.

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UPCOMING

UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE April 23, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall SHRIMP FESTIVAL April 28-May 1, Fernandina Beach JAX SHARKS VS ORLANDO PREDATORS April 30, Veterans Memorial Arena SHREK May 10, T-U Center STEVE HARVEY & KIRK FRANKLIN May 21, Veterans Memorial Arena BILL MAHER May 27, The Florida Theatre BUDDY VALASTRO “THE CAKE BOSS” June 5, T-U Center

NATURE, SPORTS & OUTDOORS SEA TURTLE FESTIVAL The Keepers of the Coast holds its fifth annual Sea Turtle Festival from noon-5 p.m. on April 16 at St. Johns County Pier Pavilion, 2106 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. Kids’ activities, live music, food and beer, a beach cleanup, silent auction and info booths and activities promoting awareness of sea turtle protection and conservation are featured. 814-2172. keepersofthecoast.org ROLLER DERBY DOUBLEHEADER River City Rat Pack skates against Knoxville B Team at 6 p.m. and New Jax City Rollers skate against Knoxville A Team at 7:30 p.m. on April 16 at UNF Arena, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door.

399-3223.

FLOWER & GARDEN EXPO The 16th annual plant extravaganza is held 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on April 16 and 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 17 at St. Johns County Agricultural Center, 3125 AgCenter Drive, St. Augustine.

Growers, artisans and plant experts are on hand. A quilt show and a flower and horticulture show are also featured.

Admission is $5, good for both days. Proceeds benefit Epic Community Services. 829-3295.

BUSINESS

CHAMBER BEFORE HOURS The Ponte Vedra Chamber of Commerce holds a breakfast at 7:30 a.m. on April 13 at Elizabeth’s Café, 1500 Sawgrass Village Drive, Ponte Vedra. Admission is $5.

285-2004.

SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Don Syme, National Association for Cave Diving, is the featured speaker at noon on April 13 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers. 396-5559. annie. sbmc@yahoo.com

CLASSES & GROUPS

THE LEARNING COMMUNITY ABCs for Business Startups workshop at 5:30 p.m. on April 15 at 626 S. Eighth St., Fernandina Beach. Pasta and Sauce Making class is held at 6 p.m. on April 16. For additional classes and details, call 430-0120. tlcnf.com PATIENT/CAREGIVER Northeast Florida Brain Tumor Patient/Caregiver Support Group gathers at 10 a.m. on April 16 and on the third Sat. of each month at FSCJ Deerwood Center, 9911 Old Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville. 273-8755.

YOGA AT THE GRANARY A yoga class is held at 10:30 a.m. every Thur. at The Granary, 1738 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park. Classes are $12 each.

264-5443.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help.

358-6262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168.

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DINING GUIDE KEY

Average Entrée Cost: $ = Less than $8 $$ = $8-$14 $$$ = $15-$22 $$$$ = $23 & up BW = Beer, Wine FB = Full Bar CM = Children’s Menu TO = Take Out B = Breakfast L = Lunch D = Dinner F = Folio Weekly distribution point Send changes to mdryden@folioweekly.com

AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH, YULEE (In Fernandina Beach unless otherwise noted.)

THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining is offered in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences. Awardwinning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BEEF O’BRADY’S FAMILY SPORTS PUB F Signature wings, burgers and sandwiches. BW. TO. L & D, daily. 1916 S. 14th St. 261-0555. (For more locations, visit beefobradys.com) $$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks the Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods.

B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 An Italian kitchen and wine bar. Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, panatela bruschetta and fresh gelatos. Dine indoors or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials.

Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT Contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The RitzCarlton, Amelia Island, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island.

277-1100. $$ ESPAÑA RESTAURANT & TAPAS Traditional Spanish and Portuguese dishes, tapas and paella are served in a cozy atmosphere. BW, CM. D nightly. 22 S. Fourth St. 261-7700. $$$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a onethird-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENERAL STORE F This new store has a little bit of everything. Breakfast includes hot rope sausage, lunch features the Redneck Reuben. Deli meats, cheeses, chicken, fish, pizzas and pasta, too. BW. B, L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 310-6080. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site.

CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5 S. Second St., 261-9400. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar.

BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys, salads and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood (Fernandina shrimp every Thur.); nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, serving specialty coffees and fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drive-thru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery and juice bar.

Extensive, eclectic menu featuring vegetarian and vegan items.

Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken and fresh organic produce. Wraps, sandwiches, soups. CM. B & L, Mon.Sat. 833 T.J. Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups

served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR Brand-new Picante offers flavors of Peru and Latin America, served in a contemporary atmosphere. The menu includes authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. B, L & D daily. 464073 S.R. 200, Ste. 2, Yulee. 310-9222. $$ PLAE In Spa & Shops at Omni Amelia Island Plantation, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2010 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SANDOLLAR RESTAURANT & MARINA F Dine inside or on the deck. Snow crab legs, fresh fish, shellfish dishes. FB. L & D, daily. 9716 Heckscher Dr., Ft. George Island. 251-2449. $$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on large oceanview deck. Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp and nightly specials. Late-night menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2010 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily.

6132 Merrill Rd. 744-2333. $$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106.

MEEHAN’S TAVERN F This Irish pub and restaurant serves beef and Guinness stew, Philly cheese steak sandwiches, traditional lamb stew and jalapeño poppers, made fresh onsite, in a comfy atmosphere. Wifi, HDTVs, non-smoking. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5. 551-7076. $$ ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F Orange Tree serves hot dogs with slaw, chili cheese or sauerkraut, as well as personal size pizzas.

L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9501 Arlington Expwy., Regency Square. 7213595. (orangetreehotdogs.com) $ PITA EXPRESS Philly, chicken fajita, falafel, chicken Caesar salad and eggplant parmigiana pitas, plus omelets and pancakes. CM. B, L & D, daily. 2754 Trollie Lane. 674-2637. $ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR F Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BEETHOVEN’S BAGEL BISTRO All-day breakfast with French toast & bagels. Lunch is deli, wraps, Reubens, paninis; dinner offers paella, chicken & dumplings. CM, BYOB. B, L & D, Wed.Sat.; B & L, Sat. & Sun. 5917 Roosevelt Blvd. 771-6606. $$ BISCOTTIS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Halfportions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily.

3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Fox has been a Jacksonville landmark for 50-plus years. Owners Ian and Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, featuring homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ ORSAY Best of Jax 2010 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Tues.-Sat. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ RUAN THAI F The elegant Avondale restaurant offers authentic Thai cuisine, including curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 3951 St. Johns Ave. 384-6665. $$$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30

Kabuki Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Bar features a complete menu of Japanese cuisine, from teppanyaki to sushi (pictured), in the Amelia Plaza on Amelia Island. years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ ’town F Owner Meghan Purcell and Executive Chef Scott Ostrander bring farm-to-table to Northeast Florida at the new Avondale restaurant, offering American fare with an emphasis on sustainability. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3611 St. Johns Ave. 345-2596. $$

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned-andoperated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brickoven-baked pizza, and traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs.

Dine-in or delivered. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ BOWL OF PHO F This restaurant offers traditional Vietnamese noodle soup and authentic favorites like spring rolls, shrimp wraps and egg rolls. Big portions and a laid-back atmosphere.

9902 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-4455. $$ CAFE CONFLUENCE F This European coffeehouse serves Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas and burritos.

FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepdish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F The first four elements are earth, water, air and fire — but here they prepare authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items.

CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily.

9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast. CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE F This Lebanese restaurant offers authentic Mediterranean cuisine: lahm

meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ MAYURI INDIAN CUISINE F Traditional Indian items include tandoori specials, South Indian, Indo-Chinese, vegetarian, biryani and thali style dishes. BW. L & D. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 10. 448-5999. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE Center-cut beef, fresh seafood and sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere. The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Serving traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu in a contemporary atmosphere. B/W. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.)

A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Subs are made-toorder fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ ATOMIC FLYING FISH SEAFOOD TACO GRILL Beach-casual with Cali-style fish, steak, blackened gator tacos and sides. L & D, daily. 309 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 372-0882. $$ BEACH BUDS CHICKEN F This cozy, family-owned place serves marinated fried or baked chicken: family meals (kids like Peruvian nuggets), giant tenders, in box lunches and as MiniMe sandwiches, along with gizzards, livers, 15 sides and fried or blackened shrimp, fish, conch fritters, deviled crabs. TO. L & D, daily. 1289 Penman Road. 247-2828. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets and Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno family imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers and dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

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PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 First St. N. 208-5097. $ PARSONS SEAFOOD RESTAURANT F The family-style restaurant has an outdoor patio and an extensive menu, including the mariner’s platter and the Original Dreamboat. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 904 Sixth Ave. S. 249-0608. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks are made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F An array of specialty menu items, including signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos and local fried shrimp, in a casual, trendy open-air space.

FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 Third St. N. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ THAI ROOM RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Dine in an intimate setting as Chef Thepsouvanh prepares Thai cuisine like crispy duck or pan-seared Chilean sea bass. BW. L, Mon.Fri. D, Mon.-Sat. 1286 S. Third St. 249-8444. $$$ TWO DUDES SEAFOOD PLACE F Brand new, serving up-tothe-minute-fresh Mayport seafood, including shrimp, scallops, snapper and oysters in sandwiches or baskets, grilled, blackened or fried. The Dudes’ salad and a Caesar salad are also available.

B, TO. L & D daily. 22 Seminole Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-2000. $ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapasstyle menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

DOWNTOWN

(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL F The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts.

FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $4 CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB On the Trolley route. A sports bar vibe: 16 bigscreen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches & sides, AYCE wings buffet, soup-n-salad. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd. 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ INDOCHINE Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated.

Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ JULIETTE’S & J-BAR Serving dinner before (or dessert after) a show. Breakfast buffet. J-Bar serves bistro-inspired small plates. FB. Daily. Omni Hotel, 245 W. Water St. 355-6664. $$$ KOJA SUSHI F Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine.

Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ THE SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Mon.-Fri.; L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550.

791-9797. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. BW. B & L, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

FLEMING ISLAND

CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ HONEY B’S CAFE Breakfast includes omelets, pancakes, French toast. Lunch offers entrée salads, quiches and build-your-own burgers. Peanut butter pie is a customer favorite. Tea parties are held every Sat. B & L, daily. 3535 U.S. 17, Ste. 8. 264-7325. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal.

1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MERCURY MOON F Appetizers, sandwiches, desserts. Daily specials. TO, FB. L & D, daily. 2015 C.R. 220. 215-8999. $$ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$

GRILL ME! A WEEKLY Q&A WITH PEOPLE IN THE RESTAURANT BIZ Dustin Hegedus

270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ THE BRASSERIE & BAR French/European-style bistro and bar offers coq au vin, French onion soup, fritto misto, Moroccan-style lamb shank. FB. D, Tue.-Sun. 1312 Beach Blvd. 249-5800. $$$ BUDDHA’S BELLY F Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily.

301 10th Ave. N. 712-4444. $$ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CARIBBEE KEY F Best of Jax 2010 winner. AmerCaribbean cuisine includes seafood, steaks and sandwiches. Open-air deck bar upstairs; outdoor dining downstairs. FB. L & D, daily.

100 N. First St., Neptune Beach. 270-8940. $$ CASA MARIA See Springfield. 2429 S. Third St. 372-9000.

CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F The menu features favorites from The Homestead, like fried chicken, homemade-style biscuits and cornbread, served in a family atmosphere inside a cozy log cabin. CM, FB. Sun. brunch; D, daily. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-4776. $$ CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX F Chef Kahn Vongdara presents an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites.

FB. L & D daily. The Factory’s Ashley Hayek is a 2010 Best of Jax winner for Best Bartender. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza.

247-9880. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB F Four Culhane sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, featuring Guy Fieri’s (“Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives”) fave items — Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. $$ DICK’S WINGS F This NASCAR-themed place serves 365 varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2010 Best of Jax winner for Best Chicken Wings. 2434 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F This new Jax Beach restaurant serves gastropub fare like soups, salads, flatbreads and specialty sandwiches, including BarBe-Cuban and beer dip.

Daily specials, too. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd.

249-3001. $ FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets, grilled tuna and an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HALA SANDWICH SHOP & BAKERY Authentic Middle Eastern favorites include gyros, shwarma, pita bread, made fresh daily.

BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1451 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

249-2212. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 Third St. S. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Western-style seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine.

L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The fullservice restaurant offers corned beef and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MEZZA LUNA RISTORANTE F A Beaches tradition for 20+ years. Favorites are Szechuan ahi tuna, lasagna Bolognese and wood-fired pizza. Inside or patio. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MIMI’S SPORTS GRILLE East meets West: Every dish is infused with Asian style and ingredients, including lumpia, yaki tori and several kinds of sushi. FB. L & D daily. 1021 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 270-1030. $$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar atmosphere. Favorites are pulled pork, Texas brisket and slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd.

247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25 years, Monkey’s has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings.

Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NORTH BEACH BISTRO F Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco with truffled mushroom risotto; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 Best of Jax 2010 winner. A prix fixe menu is offered.

Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.-Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$

NAME: Jason A. Hovey RESTAURANT: La Strada Italia, 6246 Bowden Road, Southside BIRTHPLACE: Langley Air Force Base, Virginia YEARS IN THE BUSINESS: 1 1/2 FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): The local Mitchell’s Fish Market FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Hand-pulled fresh herbs, roasted garlic, shallots and any seafood IDEAL MEAL: Wood-grilled scallops WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: Pickled pigs’ feet MOST MEMORABLE RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE: An amazing dinner at Seven Bridges with my fiancée for my daughter’s seventh birthday.

INSIDER’S SECRET: Only fresh herbs mixed with a lot of love.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus’ Jon Wilkes CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURE: No guilt here!

ROCKIN RODZ BAR & GRILLE F This place offers fresh fare, like Stratocaster shrimp, Hot Rod gumbo and handmade gourmet Angus burgers, served in a rockin’, upscale casual atmosphere. Dine indoors or out. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2574 C.R. 220, Stes. 4-7. 276-2000. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F This renowned seafood place, familyowned since 1963, specializes in AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. Come by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Brucci’s offers authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36.

223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The family-ownedand-operated restaurant serves authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas and pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, including breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes.

BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$ TKO’S THAI HUT F The menu offers Thai fusion, curry dishes, chef’s specials, steaks, healthy options and sushi. Hookahs are available. Dine inside or on the covered patio. FB. L & D, daily.

13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 46. 647-7546. $$ ZAITOON MEDITERRANEAN GRILL Traditional Mediterranean family recipes are blended to create Spanish, French, Italian and Middle Eastern inspired dishes. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40, Harbour Village. 221-7066. $$

JULINGTON, NW ST. JOHNS

BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA BAKERY & PUB F Transforms from family restaurant to pub serving Chicago-style deep dish pizza. CM, FB. D, Tue.-Fri., L & D, Sat. & Sun. 107 Nature Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Features wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk.

230-2171. $ RUSSO’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Traditional Italian cuisine includes veal, eggplant, seafood, steak. CM. D, Tue.-Sun. 2750 Race Track Rd., Ste. 106, Plantation Plaza.

287-4111. $$

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F This seafood place features an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings and pasta. Favorites are ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller, pitas and kabobs. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New Yorkstyle pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones.

BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd. 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd. 880-0020. $ CASA MARIA F See Springfield. L & D, daily. 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd. 619-8186. $$ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet served daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2010 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd.

(Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily.

11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ LET’S NOSH F The authentic Jewish deli offers a full breakfast, lunch, brunch and full-service deli counter. Real New York water bagels, bread baked on site and desserts. CM. B & L, daily. 9850 San Jose Blvd. 683-8346. $ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE A laid-back atmosphere with 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Picasso’s specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Made-toorder Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

ORANGE PARK

ARON’S PIZZA F This family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches.

FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu

Advertising proof beef, chicken Florentine and stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS This Italian restaurant’s specialty is the 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella.

Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd.

264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F Homemade breads, pizza, white pizza, calzones and Italian entrees. Voted Best Pizza in Jax by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine offers fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster and vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily.

880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ KARMA This homey place offers favorites from here and abroad, including burgers, wings, pastas, salads and apps, prepared with fresh, local ingredients. Outdoor dining is available. Brunch menu on Sat. & Sun. CM, FB. L, Sat. & Sun.; D, daily. 822 A1A N., Ste. 105. 834-3942. $$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers his eclectic cuisine featuring local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2010 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Simple Faire offers breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd., Ste. 110. 683-2542. $$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE AJ’S ON PARK STREET AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 598-0188. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery offers classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, all made from scratch, including popular petit fours and custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6, Riverside. 389-7117. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE The brand-new Italian eatery serves pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes — calzone, stromboli, subs, panini — wings, and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO, delivery. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ CROSS CREEK See Springfield. 850 S. Lane Ave. 783-9579. $$ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees,

gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-and-go sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL F This grill serves traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ F Dineof HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET inside or on the promise benefit patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JACKSONS GRILL The locally owned spot has an original menu of fried pickle chips, Rockin’ Ranch burgers, gumbo and sandwiches. BW, TO. B, L & D, daily. 1522 King St. 384-8984. $$ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.-Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare is prepared with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily, along with a large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, nonsmoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON THE PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating. 920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ F Authentic Japanese cuisine with a variety of sushi plus entrees like king salmon, katsu and teriyaki. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. 384-2888. $$ TWO DOORS DOWN F Former Tad’s owner offers traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WALKERS This nightspot has a tapas menu plus a wide variety of wines, served in a rustic, intimate atmosphere. BW. Tue.-Sat. 2692 Post St. 894-7465. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

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A1A ALE WORKS F The city’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S BEACHSIDE, BARNACLE BILL’S DOWNTOWN F For 30 years, these family restaurants have served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak, and popular fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. Downtown location, L & D daily; beach location, D nightly. 451 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 471-2434. 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ BEACH STREET PIZZA New York and Chicago style pizzas, calzones and homemade pasta dishes, all made from fresh ingredients., served in a beach-theme atmosphere. CM. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 4171 A1A S. 461-0910. $$ THE BISTRO AT CULINARY OUTFITTERS Locals lunch on crab cakes, chicken burritos, hamburgers, wraps and soups, made with fresh ingredients. BW, TO. L, Mon.-Fri. 9 S. Dixie Hwy. 829-2727. $ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Brand-new Black Molly Grill serves fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily. 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd.,

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BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

International menu features large portions, reasonable prices.

FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ HURRICANE PATTY’S F Casual waterfront seafood place features lunch specials, nightly dinners. Dine inside or on the deck. L & D, daily. 69 Lewis Blvd. 827-1822. $$ KINGFISH GRILL At Vilano Bridge’s west end, Kingfish Grill offers casual waterside dining indoors and on the deck, featuring fresh daily catch, house specialties and sushi. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 252 Yacht Club Drive. 824-2111. $$ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel.

FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ THE ORIGINAL CAFÉ ELEVEN F Eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad.

Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd.

460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE The restaurant, in a Victorian home, offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences.

Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT Casual oceanfront restaurant has an ocean view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SCARLETT O’HARA’S Best of Jax 2010 winner. Serving Southern fare, barbecue and seafood. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 70 Hypolita St. 824-6535. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, south of the S.R. 206 bridge, this two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SUNSET GRILLE Casual Key West style and a seafood-heavy menu — it’s a consistent Great Chowder Debate winner.

Specialties include baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp and datil pepper wings with bleu cheese dressing. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ ZHANRAS F Art-themed tapas-style place has small plate items in a casual, contemporary space. Entrée portions available. CM, FB. D, daily; Sun. brunch. 108 Anastasia Blvd.

823-3367. $$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken and flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2010 winner. 13249 City Square Dr. 751-9711. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100.

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THE FLAME BROILER THE RICE BOWL KING Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ THE GRAPE BISTRO & WINE BAR F More than 145 wines, along with a tapas menu of gourmet fare to pair with the wine list. A wide selection of beer is also served. L & D, daily. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119. 642-7111. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Upscale tropical vibe.

Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer.

L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting.

L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown).

997-1955. $ mellowmushroom.com MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F Featuring seafood, an everchanging menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned steakhouse has an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen.

Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F See Orange Park. 7860 Gate Parkway. 253-3314. $$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes.

Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily.

9735 Gate Pkwy. N. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, fresh seafood, sandwiches and desserts. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court.

565-2882. $$ STEAMERS CAFE Steamers’ menu has all-natural and organic items, including wraps, sandwiches, subs, soups, steamer bowls, smoothies and fresh juices. Daily lunch specials. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway, Ste. 106. 646-4527. $ SUITE The St. Johns Town Center premium lounge and restaurant offers chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS This Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ URBAN FLATS F See Ponte Vedra. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Road. 642-1488. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racing-themed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-WING (9464). $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special.

BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

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ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Burgers, sandwiches, nachos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607

Named after the legendary rum, Pusser’s Bar and Grille serves innovative Caribbean cuisine, regional favorites, and a full lineup of tropical drinks, on A1A in Ponte Vedra Beach.

University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

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BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F Best of Jax 2010 winner. French, Mediterraneaninspired fare, award-winning wines, wood-fired pizzas, housemade pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Wine by the glass.

Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd. 398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ KIRIN SUSHI F On San Marco Square. All-new sushi menu.

Dine under neon in a cool atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily.

1950 San Marco Blvd., Ste. 1. 399-3305. $$.

LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ PIZZA PALACE F It’s all homemade from Mama’s awardwinning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones.

BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, froyo (frozen yogurt), teas, coffees made one cup at a time, along with 30 kinds of smoothies. B, L & D, daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE A Best of Jax 2010 winner.

Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood in an upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd. 306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F The independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers and lunch meats roasted daily in-house. Vegetarian options, including tempeh, too. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style wood-fired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior.

BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$

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BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ THE CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining.

The menu blends modern American favorites served with

international flair. The Fresh Bar offers fine wine, cocktails, martinis. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual, El Potro cooks it fresh, made-to-order — fast, hot, simple. Daily specials and buffet at most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 7330844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd.

398-1717. $ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serves house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. Best of Jax 2010 winner. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal.

8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ LA STRADA ITALIA F Nestled in a quiet corner of Bowden Road, La Strada Italia offers a pleasant ambience, a full menu of traditional Italian dishes, and affordability. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 6426 Bowden Rd., Ste. 202. 524-8219.$$ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F This stylish yet simple gastropub features Southern-style cuisine made with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL Located inside the new entertainment complex Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar sportsbar fare, including burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza.

FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s noMSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F Best of Jax 2010 winner.

AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$

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BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees like eggplant parmigiana, shrimp scampi. BW. L & D, daily. 7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-and-operated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts.

CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch, served in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace.

696-4001. $ SHARKY’S WINGS & GRILL A family-friendly restaurant with apps, burgers, subs & shrimp, plus 16 flavors of wings — get ’em in orders of 6-100. L & D, daily. 12400 Yellow Bluff Rd., Oceanway. 714-0995. $$ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines. Inside and courtyard dining.

BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F This modern restaurant’s menu features popular favorites: salads, sandwiches and pizza, as well as fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F Located in the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main, Uptown serves fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

Our Filthy Selves

A 200-exhibit installation on the history of dirt and filth and their importance in our lives opened in a London gallery in March, featuring the ordinary (dust), the educational (a video tribute to New York’s Fresh Kills landfill, at one time the world’s largest), the medical (vials of historic, nasty-looking secretions from cholera victims), and the artistic (bricks fashioned from feces gathered by India’s Dalits, who hand-clean latrines). Dirt may worry us as a society, said the exhibit’s curator, but we’ve learned that we “need bits of it and, guiltily, secretly, we are sometimes drawn to it.” Capping the exhibit, leaning against a wall, was what seemed at a distance to be an ordinary broom but whose handle was studded with diamonds and pearls.

Government in Action!

The CIA recently won two court rulings allowing the agency to refuse comment about its former contractor Dennis Montgomery — rulings that issues involving him are “state secrets” (despite strong evidence that the main “secret” is only how foolish the CIA and the U.S. Air Force were to pay Montgomery at least $20 million for bogus software after 9-11, according to a Feb. New York Times report).

Montgomery, a small-time gambler who said he was once abducted by aliens, convinced the two agencies that his sophisticated software could detect secret al-Qaida messages embedded in video pixels on Al Jazeera’s news website. According to the Times, Montgomery hasn’t been charged with wrongdoing and isn’t likely to be, since the agencies don’t want their gullibility publicized.

For about a year, the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) has been facilitating Mexico’s increasingly bloody drug wars by turning a blind eye to U.S. gun sales to the cartels — even though those same guns account for civilian deaths, and the December fatal shooting of a U.S. Border Patrol agent. According to the senior ATF agent who supplied evidence to CBS News, neither the Mexican government nor many U.S. officials were aware of the program (called “Fast and Furious”) until mid-March.

ATF allowed the sales so it could track the guns’ locations, to facilitate, at a future date, bringing indictments against drug traffickers.

Until recently, many pregnant women at risk of delivering prematurely could be aided by an obstetrician-recommended workup of a chemical compound, at a cost of about $10 to $20 a dose. However, in February, the Food & Drug Administration approved a specific commercial version, K-V Pharmaceutical’s Makena, which K-V began pricing at $1,500 a dose, citing its need to recoup “research” costs.

K-V also threatened dispensers of the workup compound, since FDA gave Makena with “market exclusivity.” Update: FDA changed its mind in March and announced that providers of the workup compound could continue to offer it.

Great Art!

In February, a New York City gallery began to offer “anthropomorphic taxidermy” classes described as a “Victorian hobby” in which mouse carcasses are meticulously cleaned, stuffed and outfitted in handmade miniature 19th-century clothing, like bloomers. British practitioners are said to have created elaborate scenes featuring scores of the costumed bodies. Class instructor

Susan Jeiven said the mice have to look “classy.” “I don’t like rogue taxidermy.”

Scottish artist Jane Forbes, 47, won the “Shoe Is Art” competition in Dundee in late 2010 with her work, “Ad Infinitum,” that a University of Dundee spokesman called “awe-inspiring.”

Forbes painted and photographed the same pair of shoes every day for 66 days in a row, hypothesizing that subtle differences in her “mood” would be detectable in any variations in the paint jobs.

Police Blotter

Tough Guys: In Houston in February, Christopher Harding, 23, was sentenced to three years in prison for beating up his mother (who’s disabled and needs a caretaker) and yanking out her dentures.

In Long Beach, Calif., in February, police arrested two 19-year-old men, Kirk Lewis and Daniel Bard, and charged them as two of the three men sought in the robbery of a 5-yearold girl.

Intra-Geek-Community Crime: In March, a teenager was charged with attempting to rob the Fun 4 All comic-book store in Southfield, Mich., with a homemade bomb that looked realistic but turned out to be harmless and presenting a list of the specific collectors’ merchandise (not money) he wanted. After the clerk balked at the demands, the robber relented, paid cash for a few items on the list, and left. When arrested later, he called the incident a “social experiment.”

Timothy James Chapek, 24, was charged with burglary in March after he broke into a house in Portland, Ore., and took a shower. Unknown to him, the resident was in another part of the house and came, with his two German shepherds and a gun, to confront Chapek through the closed bathroom door, while calling 911. Fearing the dogs and the gun, Chapek simultaneously dialed 911 himself, begging that officers come quickly and arrest him. Chapek, later released on bond, was re-arrested two days later in Chehalis, Wash., while, according to police, loading shoplifted goods into a stolen car.

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News That Sounds Like a Joke

Britain’s Border Agency announced the firing of an immigration officer in January. The man had apparently turned sour on his marriage, and while his wife was on holiday with her family in Pakistan, he quietly added her name to the terrorist list of people not allowed into the country.

Least Competent Criminals

Not Ready for Prime Time: Michael Trias, 20, was arrested in March in Mesa, Ariz., after a botched home burglary. Police say, Trias came through a window and landed in a clothes basket of PVC and netting, and entangled. His flailing attempts to free himself alerted the homeowner.

The Weirdo-American Community

Salt Lake County, Utah, corrections officer Robert Monson, 38, was charged in December with having sex with a woman he met while she was in lockup. According to the woman, the couple’s trysts were not impeded by her ankle monitor, which Monson insisted was “sexy.” In fact, shortly after the monitor was removed, the relationship ended.

Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net

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For athletes in St. Augustine, it’s a guilt-free sampling of cuisine from 25 of the area’s top restaurants. Participants in the Race to the Taste joined local foodies for Epic Community Services’ 15th annual A Taste of St. Augustine, at which restaurants offered their signature dishes, competing for the coveted TOStA and People’s Choice awards, sponsored by Folio Weekly, on April 2. The St. Augustine Amphitheater transformed into a culinary marketplace while maintaining its premier outdoor music venue rep, hosting a battle of the bands featuring local acts, including Matanzas and Red River Band and reggae band Soulo Lyons. Taking home the plates and accolades as the best dishes were Raintree Seafood & Steakhouse (calamari salad for Best Upscale), Gas Full Service Restaurant (Reuben roll,

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Dustin Hegedus themail@folioweekly.com 1. La Cocina, People’s Choice Award 2. Kayla Schrek, Dave Snellen, Tony Lippi, Amanda Miller 3. Teresa Mau of Pop N Off, Laura Devlin of Mojo’s Tacos, Elissa Schee of Gas, Lorna MacDonald of Raintree, Juan Solano of La Cocina 4. Matt and Kim Banker 5. Pat McGrath and a pig 6. Jon Morgan, Gina Starr, Robert McGuiness 7. Nadine Trabanino, Chris Ropero 8. Clarinda and Sabastian Williams 9. Mojo’s Staff 10. Marques Reynolds, Shonnika Henry 11. Brittany Beasley, Candis Aurora, Jennifer Davis 12. Valencia Townsend, Rasanté Wright

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD I saw you under the pier, lying stiff as a board and it looked like you weren’t breathing. I poked you and you jumped up at me like a crazy person, but that’s the fastest my heart has ever beat. I hope you read this and remember me, maybe we can talk someday. When: April 5, 2011. Where: Under the pier. #1101-0412 WHITE FEDORA, TOP, AND PANTS Hat with black band set off your olive skin, your toes were the only other color besides your beautiful eyes. Got you dancing, dreaming, my Queen, I’ve found her! Hoping he’s just a date? A beautiful smile and the face of an angel. Meet me: grey shirt, black hair, for more good music, dancing, smiles, Baymeadows’ My Place, Fridays. When: Sunday after Blues Fest. Where: Atlantic after Blues Fest. #1100-0412 UNDERWATER BANANA HAMMOCK I was taking a dive in the deep end, and swam past the most beautiful humpback whale. You may not be a whale, but I think you know what I want to do to your back. It’s true what they say, “Abyss” was the greatest movie of the ’80s. Let’s make bubbles. When: March 30, 2011. Where: Underwater. #1099-0412 HEY HOOKER, I SAW U! I saw you strutting your stuff at some wings n a boat place. Think you’re a fly chick. I know where to find you. Wanna play? When: March 29, 2011.

Where: Buffalo Wild Wings. #1098-0405 SOUTHSIDE FENDER BENDER Oops! Sorry about that. You: tall, hot, unshaven, driving a truck. Me: flustered blonde on my way to work. Even though there was no damage, wish we would have exchanged info. When: Feb. 2011. Where: Southside Blvd. #1097-0405

I love your eyes but they look sad. I am petite crazy blonde, drive a red Chevy. Let’s have lunch. When: March 5, 2011.

Where: Rich’s Barbeque, North Main Street. #1087-0322 TEXTING MOCHA GODDESS AT COMETRY You: Butterpecan tan beauty in black top, fitted jeans with wide cuff and heels. Me: Chocolate hunk in white/yellow/green striped shirt, tan pants wearing glasses sitting at next table.

I noticed you all night, but mind was too cloudy to approach because bartender made a great drink. I am sober minded now — I would love to converse. When: March 15, 2011.

Where: Square One. #1092-0322 BLUE-EYES KISSIMMEE CUTIE You ate truffles until your tummy bothered you; then managed to balance jackand-coke in one hand, an iPhone in the other, and your unfashionable-yet-environmentally-conscious shoes on the 7th floor balcony railing; and followed that by getting a brutal headache from drinking too fast a too-frozen foo-foo drink concoction on the bow of a boat. What’s not to love? When: March 4, 2011. Where: Kissimmee/Jacksonville. #1086-0315 SEXY BLUE-EYED MAN I’m always so happy to see you. You know how I feel, give it a chance, you might be surprised.

When: Regularly. Where: Beaches. #1085-0315 JEWELRY GIRL AT ARTWALK Saw you running a small jewelry booth at March Artwalk. You: Short, cute black-frame glasses, brunette, holding a small dog. Me: Green short-billed ball cap, plaid shirt, backpack. See you next Art Walk? When: March 2, 2011. Where: March Art Walk. #1084-0315

CARD SHARK SEEKS QUEEN I see you almost every day as of late, at the single sailor center on base. Although I don’t play pool, we should definitely play spades or dominoes. You: cutest laugh, like to go running with that Army guy. Me: balding on top, cliché Naval mustache, usually go to bowling alley for chili dogs for lunch. When: Feb. 23, 2011. Where: Single Sailor Center. #1083-0308 I LIKE YOUR JACKET Saw your swagger on Adams Street with your big burly jacket and those masculine legs of yours beneath those tattered Abercrombie designed shorts. Your brunette silky hair was blowing in the wind and gave me a smile. Not sure which team you’re batting for. Let’s catch downtown wine together. When: Feb. 2, 2011. Where: Downtown. #1082-0308 YOU GOT A KING PENGUIN TATTOO You were on the stage at the Hyatt Hotel during a tattoo festival being judged on the new king penguin tattoo you had done on your side, such a different yet sweet idea. Me: Emo chick, blue hair, huge donkey, I saw you looking! I was your biggest cheerleader in the crowd hoping you would win so I could have an excuse to come talk to you and of course get a closer look. You should know that penguins have the same mate their whole lives, hit me up so I can add a couple eggs around those webbed feet! When: Jan. 29, 2011. Where: Hyatt Downtown. #1081-0308 KIDS TEMP, STARBUCKS RIVERSIDE I was at Starbucks Riverside with my mom. We laughed about the barista’s lack of concern for publicly preserving your tough, manly

ORTEGA RIVER RUN RACE PACKET While walking toward St. Mark’s Episcopal Day School, you asked me where to pick up your Ortega River Run packet. I showed you, and when you had it you found me and thanked me. Me: Black shorts, ‘10 Gate River Run shirt, talking with friend. You: Long brown hair, black shorts. I wish you hadn’t run away so quickly — would love to train with you sometime. When: Feb. 26, 2011. Where: Ortega River Run. #1079-0308 LATE FOR CLASS We never really talked the first half of the semester, but you were always on my wavelength. Class never really started until we arrived. Now that I know you live down the street, I’m hoping you’ll stop by and bring your High Lifes and PBRs. Because I can tell that we are gonna be friends. When: Fall 2010. Where: FSCJ Kent Campus. #1076-0222 MAWGWII MADNESS ON SOUTHSIDE You: go by ‘Gizmo,’ breathtaking blue eyes, enigmatic smile, my heart in your hands. Me: 5 ft., dubbed your ‘Starshine.’ I am just as in love with you as I was three years ago and will always be yours. I hope one day you forgive me. Will you join me for conversation over coffee? When: Feb. 10, 2011. Where: Southside. #1075-0222 I SAW YOU AT CRUISERS You were sitting with a group of ladies. Your brown sweater and glasses magnifi ed your beautiful blue eyes. Your smile and laugh were contagious even from across the room. Let’s get together and share another order of French fries. #1074-0215

INTRIGUED AT BONEFISH We talked briefly at BoneFish. You are a PT. We never got a chance to finish our conversation.

You definitely piqued my interest. Would love to chat more and see where it goes if you are up for it. When: March 24, 2011. Where: BoneFish Jax Beach. #1096-0405

NINJA SEEKS ANGRY WOMAN I saw you at the garage across from the Modis building. I know you were upset because I accidentally jumped-kicked a guy into your car, but to be fair, you did slap me so hard I’m still feeling it today. Listen, I got your car fixed and I just can’t stop thinking about you. Meet me at Coggin Collision. When: Feb. 1, 2011. Where: Top of parking garage downtown. #1073-0215

DID YOU NEED TO SEE YOUR CHIROPRACTOR? We were both looking at DVDs in the library. Hope you did not have to see your chiropractor! When: March 36, 2011. Where: Library. #1095-0405 ST. PATRICK’S AROUND MIDNIGHT You: blond, young, attractive, next to me at the bar. Neither of us said a word. You kept caressing my arm. I should have said hello, or at least bought you a drink. When: March 17, 2011. Where: Lynch’s Irish Pub. #1094-0405

RED HAIRED FEMEEFETALE Watched you as you walk into your hotel, been catching secret glimpses of you while working we work our shifts. You-beautiful long red hair, slender tight body with a booty, amazing smile. Wish you would appear on my hospital floor to say hi. you can have my heart, your so amazing. Me-dorky hospital care worker. in the Transplant unit. Mayo Clinic. Big white pickup truck. When: Jan. 26, 2011. Where: Marriot Courtyard @ Mayo Clinic. #1072-0208

WHAT DOES MP MEAN? You have an Irish name but don’t look Irish. You asked about my goofy foot tattoos. Then you left. Sad face. See you next time, maybe. When: March 17, 2011. Where: BCB. #1093-0329 I’LL LET YOU DO DINNER HUMOR We sat across the same table at a networking meeting. You, tall dark & handsome.

Me, trying to catch your attention. I tried to make you laugh and in your deadpan ways you told me you’ll do the humor. I know I’ll win you over. Care to share business cards? When: Feb. 28, 2011. Where: San Jose Country Club. #1091-0322

image. No need to be shy about your preference for lukewarm coffee. I have a feeling that preference doesn’t translate into the other facets of your life. p.s. Cute Ray Bans. When: Feb. 25, 2011. Where: Starbucks Riverside. #1080-0308

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FreeWill Astrology ARIES (March 21-April 19): In her blog, Jane at janebook.tumblr.com answers readers’ questions. A recent query: “Who would win in a steel cage match, Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?” Jane wrote “Easter Bunny, no question; he has those big-ass teeth.” But I’m not so sure. My sources say Santa has more raw wizardry at his disposal than E. Bunny. His magical prowess would most likely neutralize the Bunny’s superior physical assets. Likewise, I’m guessing you’ll have a similar edge in upcoming steel cage matches — or any other competitions in which you’re involved. These days, you’ve simply got too much mojo to be defeated.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The style of dance called the samba seems to have its origins in the semba, an old Angolan dance in which partners rub their navels together. In the African Kimbundu language, semba also means “pleasing, enchanting,” and in the Kikongo tongue it denotes “honoring, revering.” In accordance with astrological omens, I invite you to bring the spirit of semba to your life. Use your imagination and dream up ways to infuse intimate exchanges with belly-tobelly reverence and enchantment. Be serpentine and worshipful, wild and sublime. Bestow respectful care with all your slinky wiles unfurled.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Dear Rob: Last January you predicted 2011 might be the best year ever for us Bulls to commune with invisible realms and get closer to the Source of All Life. And I’ve been enjoying the most amazing dreams. I’ve had several strong telepathic experiences and even had conversations with my dead grandmother’s spirit. But that God character remains achingly elusive. Can’t I just have a face-to-face chat with his/her Royal Highness? — Impatient Taurus.”

Dear Taurus: The weeks ahead are potentially among the best times in your life to get up close and personal with the Divine Wow. For best results, empty your mind of what that may be like.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the Philippines, there’s a geographic anomaly I want to call your attention to: a volcanic island in a lake that’s on a volcanic island in a lake that’s on an island. Can you picture that? Vulcan Point is an island in Crater Lake, and Crater Lake is on Volcano Island, and Volcano Island is in Lake Taal, and Lake Taal is on the island of Luzon. It’s confusing — just as your currently convoluted state is perplexing, to you and those around you. You may be aptly described as fiery earth within cool water within fiery earth within cool water within fiery earth. If that’s a problem, I don’t know.

Are you OK containing so much paradox?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I was reading about how fantasy writer Terry Pratchett made his own sword using “thunderbolt iron” from a meteorite. It made me think how that’d be an excellent thing for you to do. Not that you’ll need it to fight off dragons or literal bad guys. Rather, © 2011 I suspect creating your sword from a meteorite would strengthen and tone your mental toughness. It would inspire you to cut away trivial wishes and soul-sucking influences that may seem interesting but aren’t. It may even lead you to rouse your zeal of a knight on a noble quest — just in time for an invitation to go on a noble quest.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For the Navajo, the quality of life isn’t measured by wealth or status, but by whether you “walk in beauty.” It’s an excellent time, astrologically speaking, to evaluate yourself from that perspective. Do you stop to admire a flock of sparrows swirling toward a tangerine cloud at dusk? Are you skilled at giving gifts that surprise and delight others? When your heart isn’t sure what it feels, do you sing songs to help you transcend the need for certainty? Have you learned what your body needs to feel healthy? Do you know any jokes you could tell to ease the passing of a dying elder?

Have you ever kissed a holy animal, a crazy wise person or magic stone?

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): Over the years, on several occasions, I’ve stood at a highway exit ramp with a handmade cardboard sign with: “I love to help; I need to give; please take some money” on it. I flash a wad of bills, and offer a few dollars to drivers whose curiosity makes them stop and engage me. I’ve always been surprised at how many folks hesitate to accept my gift. Some assume I have a hidden agenda; others think I’m crazy. Some are even angry, and shout things like “Go home, you freak!” If a comparable experience comes your way anytime soon, lower your suspicions.

Consider the possibility that a blessing is being offered, no strings attached.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Nearly all men can stand adversity,” said Abraham Lincoln, “but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.” According to my analysis of astrological omens, that has extra meaning for you in the weeks ahead. So far in 2011, you’ve gotten passing grades on the tests adversity has given you. But now come trickier trials and tribulations. Will your integrity and impeccability stand strong in the face of your waxing clout and influence?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It’d be a good week to assemble a big pile of old TVs you bought for $5 apiece at a thrift store and run over them with a bulldozer. It’d also be a favorable time to start a blazing fire in a fireplace and toss in photos of all the supposedly attractive people you used to be infatuated with even though you now realize they were unworthy of your smart love. In other words, it’s a perfect moment to destroy symbols of things that drained your energy and held you back. There’s an excellent chance this provides a jolt of deliverance that primes further liberations in the weeks ahead.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “He who wants to do good knocks at the gate,” writes Bengali poet Rabindranath Tagore in one of his “Stray Bird” poems, while “he who loves finds the gate open.” I agree totally. That’s why I advise you, as you get ready to head off to your next assignment, not to burn with a no-nonsense intention to fix things. Rather, flow with the desire to offer whatever gifts and blessings are most needed.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Once bread becomes toast, it can never become bread again.” Today I saw that piece of wisdom scrawled on a cafe’s restroom wall.

I immediately thought of you. Metaphorically speaking, you’re thinking about dropping some slices in the toaster, even though you’re not ready to eat. If it were up to me, you’d wait a while before transforming the bread into toast — until your hunger reaches a higher level. The problem is, if you make the toast now, it’ll be unappetizing by the time your appetite hits its optimum levels. That’s why I suggest to put the bread back in the bag. For the moment, refrain from toasting.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t try so hard.

Give up the struggle. As soon as you really relax, your subconscious mind will provide you with simple, graceful suggestions about how to outwit the riddle. Notice I wrote “outwit the riddle.” I didn’t say you’ll “solve the riddle.”

Big difference. Outwitting the riddle means you won’t have to solve it, because you’ll no longer allow it to define the questions you’re asking or the answers you’re seeking.

Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

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ure it’s gonna be tough, it’s not gonna be any church social for a while. But you’ll live. And while they’re making you sweat, remember, you’ve helped the next fellow,” says Henry Drummond.

“What do you mean?” Schoolteacher Bertram Cates asks his attorney.

“You don’t suppose this kind of thing is ever finished, do you? Tomorrow it will be something else — and another fella will have to stand up.

And you’ve helped give him the guts to do it,” Drummond replies.

Those lines were written by playwrights Jerome Lawrence and Robert Lee in the 1950s, ostensibly about a fight that occurred in the 1920s. Their creation, “Inherit the Wind,” fictionalized the famous Scopes Monkey Trial of 1925, which pitted a biology teacher against a Tennessee statute that outlawed the teaching of evolution. Theatre Jacksonville brought the words to life on March 25, in a well-cast, wellexecuted production directed by local thespian and schoolteacher Michael Lipp.

Costume designer Tracy Olin used light colors, linens and ladies’ hats, which for me conjured memories of churched Easter — warmth, family, belonging. As we indulge in the sweet refuge of nostalgia, the lucky among us tend to remember the warmth of our childhoods. The contentious moments, by contrast, tend to revisit us at inopportune times — grown men angrily kicking TV consoles; grown women angrily herding the children out of the room when, over coffee and cigarettes, racial epithets have been thrown down like gauntlets. What on earth are these grownups so angry about? a very young child of the 1960s wondered. It is only after paying close attention for several decades that it’s clear. Underneath the anger, always underneath the anger, was fear: Fear of loss at a time when authority itself had been turned on its head, momentarily transformed, and then murdered in a convertible in Dallas. Fear of not knowing, clearly, who was good and who was bad as television brought the horrors of war into our living rooms. Fear of change. Fear that examining one’s beliefs may somehow shake those beliefs apart, never to be reassembled.

Fear empowers gifted leaders to assuage it, to exploit it. There will always be a Matthew Harrison Brady ready, willing and able to trade political power for fear. He carries the salve of religious certitude in one hand, and with the other, he firmly points the finger of blame — toward godless atheists, godless communists or racial others. Life is difficult, the politicians tell us; it must be someone else’s fault. Nowadays, the blame du jour is government itself.

“Government is the problem,” we are told, by those who have gone to great lengths to

attain positions of governance. “Government” becomes the disembodied, anthropomorphized “other” that somehow threatens us.

There will always be a Matthew Harrison Brady, but there will be few as adept at playing him on stage as Jacksonville’s John Pope. With a perfect smidge of smarm, Pope embodied the smiling, glad-handing hero of Hillsboro, a township washed in the waters of religious fundamentalism. Brady, the playwrights told us, was a rabble-rouser who knew better, as they might have believed their own contemporary, Sen. Joseph McCarthy, knew better.

Matthew Harrison Brady admittedly understood the limits of riding on populist sentiment; he understood clearly that fear, packaged and peddled as blame, is often used to legitimize violence. In a riveting scene that elicited a gasp from the cast and the theater audience alike, Brady caught the angry hand of the town’s preacher, preventing him from striking his daughter. “He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind,” Brady told the Reverend Jeremiah Brown, quoting from Proverbs. Ultimately, it was Brady’s own mind that was troubled, as he yearned to reduce his faith into a simple, sellable package. But the playwrights — and the courtroom opponent they created in Henry Drummond — would have none of it.

Drummond had little patience for Brady’s ego-driven indulgence in the admiration of the masses, much as his creators might have had little patience for McCarthy’s red-baiting. Kent Lindsey’s quiet, wryly rational Drummond was the perfect foil to Pope’s effervescent, but ultimately depleting, gregarious Brady. Reductionist ideology, those familiar with the play will recall, is no match for progress.

By definition, everyone identifies with the protagonist Drummond, played here with perfectly subdued brilliance by Lindsey. But it was his weariness that resonated with me. The day before I saw “Inherit the Wind,” I boarded a bus with three dozen high school students for an educational excursion to Tallahassee. Our elected officials smiled, they shook hands, they generously gave guided tours to some of our students. They professed that public education is their priority, but there’s no indication they’ll forego the budget decisions that clearly render education something less than paramount.

One lawmaker, Sen. Steve Wise (R, Jacksonville), even revived a bill to teach “intelligent design,” the latest thinly guised and thoroughly outlawed incarnation of creationism. But Wise, like our fictional Brady, and like McCarthy, will have his followers. And the intelligent design bill will divert attention from the real issue — the systematic defunding of our public schools. Wise’s perennial,

patience-trying one-liner has already made national headlines once again: “Why do we still have apes if we came from them?” he asks.

One might ask, just as easily, why we have methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA) — a bacterial infection that’s highly resistant to some antibiotics — if we still have treatable staph infections? Let’s study evolution, and teach our children exactly why.

Sen. Wise is a congenial man for whom I’ve developed genuine affection. We’ve met face-

Life is difficult, the politicians tell us; it must be someone else’s fault.

Nowadays, the blame du jour is government itself. to-face more than once to discuss the state’s core business — educating the next generation.

Wise is a former teacher with great empathy for those older students who still struggle with reading. His staff has a heart for helping constituents with a variety of children’s issues.

But when it came time to address public service contracts for teachers, in a state that is slated to rank 47th in teacher pay, Wise acquiesced to the simple, sellable, party line package: Blame the teachers for Florida’s budget woes.

Recessions are great times for fingerpointing, great times for resuscitating an ugly specter in our national psyche, the phenomenon my husband calls “the politics of personal resentment.” Public servants sign up to trade financial highs and lows alike — during economic booms and recessions alike — for steady, if generally lower pay and benefits. Due process clauses protect teachers from being fired on the whims or spurious accusations of others. But now, Florida will no longer offer public service contracts or due process protections for teachers. And taking pension contributions out of their paychecks further violates the public service covenant that was designed to attract excellent teachers in the first place.

You don’t suppose this kind of thing is ever finished, do you?

These words were a tiny tincture to a weary advocate — a dose of ideas that will no doubt help gird me through the perennial political follies we have come to know as Florida’s legislative session.

Julie Delegal

Julie Delegal is immensely grateful for the inspiration provided by the cast and crew at Theatre Jacksonville.

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