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The surprising local origins of the term WASP, and the surprising local outlook for LGBT hamburgers. p. 8

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MAIL Readers weigh in on just how much they loved our recent Republican rats cover — JK! Plus former Harry Crews student is prepared to speak ill of the dead. p. 5 NEWS Plans to scrap the Mayport Ferry could destroy a 15-state, 3,000-mile trail that’s been 21 years in the making. p. 7 Clay County’s raging flagpole prayer battle threatens to become part of the fall political landscape. p. 10 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS The surprising local origins of the term WASP, and the surprising local forecast for LGBTfriendly hamburgers. p. 8 SPORTS Masters baiting: The intertwined history of golf and gender discrimination. p. 13 ON THE COVER Diversions! Amusements! Camps galore! It’s Folio Weekly’s Kids Directory 2012! p. 14 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 37 MOVIES A quirky story and excellent cast make “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” a nice catch. p. 38 Cover Design by Chaz Bäck.

The latest and hopefully final installment of the “American Pie” franchise is as dumb as they come. p. 42 MUSIC Elvis Costello has spent decades testing the creative waters while being loyal only to change. p. 43 A decade into their career, progressive punks Rise Against show no signs of deamplifiying their passion. p. 44 ARTS Jacksonville artist Devin Balara forges universal truths from natural materials. p. 50 THE EYE Photographic evidence from FW’s 25th anniversary party. p. 55 BACKPAGE As the Supreme Court sits poised to scuttle national healthcare, it’s time to recast the issue in truly universal terms. p. 66 EDITOR’S NOTE p. 4 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 12 LIVE MUSIC LISTING p. 45 ARTS LISTING p. 51 HAPPENINGS p. 53 DINING GUIDE p. 56 NEWS OF THE WEIRD p. 61 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 62 I SAW U p. 63 CLASSIFIEDS p. 64 APRIL 17-23, 2012 | foLIo weekLy | 3

“We are not only ministers of justice,” Corey intoned, “we are seekers of the truth.”

Dramatic Effect

Angela Corey’s command performance rips political victory from the headlines and sets the stage for four more years

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hat a difference a few weeks can make.

At the end of February, State Attorney Angela Corey was in the inhospitable waters of national opprobrium, castigated for filing first-degree murder charges against a 12-yearold, criticized for a probe of employees’ emails, blamed in a report for jail overcrowding (http:// bit.ly/FO5keL) and reduced to hurling insults at local reporters (http://bit.ly/ zhVkDPzz).

Last Tuesday, looking smart in red blazer and lipstick, sporting her signature crucifix necklace, Corey stood at a podium while the world watched, and gave the campaign speech of a lifetime.

“Good evening, everyone,” she began. “I am Angela Corey, the special prosecutor in the Trayvon Martin case.

“Just moments ago, we spoke by phone” — and here she slowed slightly for effect — “with Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin. It was less than three weeks ago that we told those sweet parents that we would get answers to all of their questions, no matter where our quest for the truth led us. And it is the search for justice for Trayvon that has brought us to this moment.”

A cynic might suggest that it was Corey’s early support of Rick Scott’s gubernatorial candidacy — she alone among the state’s 20 chief prosecutors, all of whom initially backed Bill McCollum or Alex Sink — that actually precipitated “this moment.” Her appointment to the high-profile Trayvon Martin case was the purest form of political payback, a gift of publicity, a shot at political redemption and an opportunity to bask in the limelight.

And bask she did. With a dozen satellite trucks beaming live coverage of her every word, Corey lavished praise on the efforts of law enforcement officials (including those who improbably shared the stage with her, like the Jacksonville sheriff and undersheriff, who have zero jurisdiction in the case), thanking 11 people by name, and unspooling a thread of superlatives that would make a best man blush. Her team had “worked tirelessly” and spent “countless hours” working on the case. They took the case “willingly” and would “scrupulously adhere to [their] ethical obligations” because they were “committed to justice.”

“We are not only ministers of justice, we are seekers of the truth,” she intoned. “Every single day, our prosecutors across this great country handle difficult cases and they adhere to that same standard: A neverending search for the truth and a quest to always do the right thing for the right reasons.”

Well played, Angela. And kudos to your speechwriter. (It’s no coincidence that the dramatic polish comes after Corey — hours before being appointed to the Trayvon Martin case — filled her long-vacant spokesperson position with pal and veteran First Coast News Chief Investigative Reporter Jackelyn Barnard). Reaction to the presser was overwhelmingly favorable. Trayvon’s parents expressed their gratitude. New York Magazine said Corey “made a striking impression with an in-command performance that laid claim to the moral high ground.” Orlando Sentinel writer Scott Maxwell wrote a column that used the word “courageous” no fewer than four times and called Corey “tougher and savvier than the average bear.”

Not all reviews were laudatory. John Stewart of “The Daily Show” took some digs at Corey’s lengthy wind-up (“Could we just get the f*cking charges already?!” http://bit.ly/IgFRsQ).

And famed defense attorney Alan Dershowitz lashed out in an appearance on “Hardball,” calling Corey’s press conference a thinly disguised political gambit.

“I think what you have here is an elected public official who made a campaign speech last night for re-election when she gave her presentation and over-charged [the defendant George Zimmerman],” he said. Dershowitz predicted Corey would “win a lot of popularity contests” for her decision to charge Zimmerman with second-degree murder instead of a lesser manslaughter charge, but called her probable cause motion “not only thin but irresponsible.” (http://bit.ly/HD4BRL) “A good judge will throw this out, and I think probably [Corey] will be satisfied with that,” Dershowitz continued. “You know, she’s won her campaign … She’s the hero.”

Locals, who are unlikely to forget now13-year-old Cristian Fernandez and the life sentence he faces, may not ever label her a hero. But she’s a lot less likely to face opposition in her bid for a second term. The qualifying period for the State Attorneys’ race began yesterday and ends Friday, and whatever thoughts any serious candidate had about challenging her were scuttled last Tuesday. “She’s unbeatable,” concedes Harry Shorstsein, the former State Attorney who fired Corey and remains a bitter foe.

“Nobody’s running now.”

Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com Twitter @schindy

Neighborhood Watch

Ms. Oliver, your efforts to raise your children in a safer, cleaner, more beautiful neighborhood are commendable (Guest Editorial, April 10).

If more parents did this, the world would be so much better. However, did you teach your children exactly why you chose a predominantly white neighborhood? Did you tell them that the leading cause of death for African-American males between 15 and 25 is being murdered by another African-American male? Why is [Trayvon Martin’s] death any more tragic or senseless than the weekly shooting, stabbing or beating of an African-American male here in Jacksonville by another African-American male?

It brings to mind the “dog bites man” news story. It is not news because it happens so often.

But “man bites dog” — now that’s news, because it doesn’t happen often. The bottom line is, black-on-black crime is far greater than whiteon-black, black-on-white or white-on-white.

When letters of outrage and marches for justice are prompted by that fact, I might start to believe the sincerity. Your letter, Al Sharpton’s and Jesse Jackson’s “outrage,” all the calls for justice, the marches, and the news circus would lead some to believe that white males are being held to a higher standard than black males. If that is true, who is the real racist?

Michael Bierley Jacksonville via email

Rodent Control

Occasionally I pick up Folio Weekly at the Fresh Market on San Jose. I’m not a fan, but the price is right, and you cover some interesting local issues.

I’m eager to listen to both sides of a debate, but not the rantings from delusional “occupy wall street” types. This leads me to Hal Crowther’s nasty take on “the Republican spectacle” (Cover Story, April 3, http://bit. ly/Hzkrgf). Is he on your staff? One thing is obvious, he’s a bigger fan of Castro than Ronald Reagan. Starting off his tirade against evil Republicans with praise for Castro is an odd way to make his case. Granted, Castro and his brother are “serious men.” They’re also serious tyrants who have turned an island paradise into an Orwellian police state. So right off the bat, Crowther embraces the role of useful idiot.

Crowther then recites the litany of sins, crimes and serious character defects common to every Republican candidate, blah, blah and boring. Yes, I’m convinced Mitt Romney became rich by making me poorer. And if wasn’t for him and his fellow Mormons, Springfield and Liberty City would be utopias (like Cuba maybe).

Crowther may prefer the Khmer Rouge to the Young Republicans, but he’s got issues. Do him a favor, pull his head out of the toilet and this time, flush it. If he can find another outhouse wall to write on, he probably will. But displaying his nasty personality in the Fresh Market is anything but a pleasant shopping experience.

Mike Garland St. Johns via email

Kudos surely goes to the hack of the year (H. Crowther) for exposing Folio Weekly and its arts/graphics department for being the rag that it is.

This radical leftist ideology on parade is surely prize-winning material. Congrats on reaching a new low. You make the lame-stream media proud.

Lon Vinyard Via email

I was visiting Jacksonville when I saw your publication headline, “Meaner and Dumber than Rats.” As the founder of one of the largest and most successful publishing companies in America, I was completely revolted by the incoherent rage and vile that I read. After reading certainly the most sickening rant I’ve ever come across, your next cover should have both you and Hal Crowther pictured with the headlines, The Meanest and Dumbest “journalists” in Jax. To even begin to try and have an intelligent dialogue with you and or Mr. Crowther would certainly be a complete waste of time and effort. Your “paper” should simply state in any disclaimers you publish, Don’t Try & Confuse Us With Any Facts, as our intellectual capacity is nonexistent.

I’m sure that you and Mr. Crowther certainly do not want to admit or address the fact that many Democrats have distanced themselves from the insanity of their party’s leadership. But I certainly would not try and confuse you with any facts. I guess this is what Obama meant about showing civility.

You and your paper apparently have based your “business” model on a simple mindset of destroying anyone who doesn’t agree and who is not a lifelong and proud member of the society of demonics. It’s my understanding that your journalism practices have been substantially limited for quite sometime. You may want to try and entertain an approach of civility first and then one of constructive positive content, but one would have to be open to such a wild concept first, to be able to comprehend the possibility.

Marshall H. Haas Via email

The homeless and needy are their customers, yet they turn them out during the day, knowing many have no place to go.

Kudos to the team of artists at Folio Weekly for the cover art on the April 3 edition. It fits perfectly with the half-baked, liberal agenda of your paper. Just so that us [sic] conservatives have an equal say, may I suggest that you superimpose the faces of Obama, Reid and Pelosi on the bodies of Moe, Larry and Curly?

You could even have them discussing their administration’s foreign policy to the “who’s on first” skit just to add some realism.

Scott Binder Orange Park via email

I had never picked up a copy of FW until I had to wait to get my food at Village Bread, so I picked it up to kept [sic] me busy while I waited for my fresh bagel. Since I like politics, I went to Hal Crowther’s column first, expecting to read a thoughtful analysis of the current state of the GOP race, and Obama’s chances, given the bad economy.

I didn’t expect to read such a juvenile teenageish rant that attempts to glorify a man who has people arrested and shot for daring to criticize his regime. Who runs the show over there at FW, and how about some serious reporting?

Johnny Cowart Via email

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No politically informed person would be able to contest a single statement in the editorial, “Meaner and Dumber than Rats.”

Thank you for such a brilliant and humorous article. It was a dose of sanity interjected in the midst of the absurdity of the Republican primary.

Marlene Pendley Jacksonville

Harry Dog Story

Re: Editor’s Note on Harry Crews (http://bit. ly/crewsobit). I signed up for an American Literature class at Broward County Community College located in Davie, Fla. I was 20 or 21 then, I am 69 now. The instructor was listed as Harry Crews — that’s all I knew. The first day of the class, this Crews jerk started using all known curse words (that people have paid for in years past to see George Carlin say) in a totally unrelated context — I got up and walked out of the class, went to the administration office, told them about this Crews jerk and signed up for a new class with a different instructor who held a Ph.D. in American Literature. I am not a prude, religious or anything other than a decent American citizen. In my personal opinion, Harry Crews was a scumbag who lived far longer than he or we deserved.

Gene Alphonse Jacksonville via email

Parks & Recreation

Regarding Hemming Plaza and the state of downtown, with regard to the homeless and panhandling issues: The confluence of the county jail, social and mental health services, the Sulzbacher Center (and other shelters), soup kitchens, churches and groups that feed the needy have, in my opinion, resulted in what is now a mature and ingrained social fabric that defines Downtown Jacksonville.

What to do about it? Well, these facilities are not going anywhere, so to think this will change is fantasy.

But what if we cajole, convince or help fund (if need be) these very facilities to have a day program that allowed those who did not want to go to the library or be out in the heat/cold all day a place to stay during the day?

Why do they not provide 24-hour care? It should be made part of the deal. You want to operate a shelter downtown? Fine, requirement No. 1 is to offer 24-hour-a-day service.

I challenge the Mayor’s Office, the City Council, the Civic Council and Chamber to “encourage” and/or assist these facilities to change their way of doing business and do their part to help the downtown experience for all citizens.

The homeless and needy are their customers, yet they turn them out during the day, knowing many have no place to go. What do they think is going to be the result?

Mark Hemphill Jacksonville via email

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A Ferry Big Deal

Plans to scrap the Mayport Ferry could destroy a 15-state, 3,000-mile trail that’s been 21 years in the making

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laine and Dick Brown have represented Duval County’s coastal communities for almost two decades. He served as the Beaches district City Councilmember from 1991 to 1999, sat two terms as mayor of Neptune Beach, and filled a temporary slot on the Jacksonville council in 2010 after Gov. Charlie Crist suspended thenindicted Councilmember John Meserve.

Elaine Brown served on the Jacksonville City Council from 1999 to 2007, including a stint as council president, and is a longtime member of the Beaches Chamber of Commerce.

But Elaine Brown says she never heard of the East Coast Greenway until Jacksonville City Councilmember Bill Gulliford asked her to head up the Save Our Ferry Task Force. Gulliford says no one ever approached him about it, either.

That gap in awareness may have something to do with the fact that Duval County remains one of the weakest links in the Greenway, a 3,000-mile off-road bicycle and hiking path that aims to connect Calais, Maine to Key West.

The Duval County link, in fact, stands to be permanently severed if nothing is done to save the St. Johns River Ferry.

The East Coast Greenway Alliance — the group of cycling enthusiasts who organized in 1991 to promote a bike route along the Atlantic

County since 2001, but mostly in terms of obstacles faced. The city of Jacksonville balked at the idea of opening a path for cyclists to pass from Atlantic Beach into Hanna Park, because they want to collect park entrance fees from riders. Residents in the Oceanwalk subdivision have said they don’t want cyclists riding through their exclusive enclave along Seminole Landing Road. And the First Coast Trail Coalition, which was formed to lobby for the trail in 2009, went into limbo a couple of years ago when the group’s leader left the area. As it stands today, the only progress the county has made is a 5-mile stretch under construction on Big Talbot Island.

Communities elsewhere — even those with few remaining open spaces — are far ahead of Duval. The greenway through New York City is 90 percent complete, including 13 miles along the Hudson River in Manhattan, with plans to add trails through Brooklyn and Staten Island. Closer to home, the Amelia Island Trail Team convinced the Florida Department of Transportation to add bike lanes when it repaved A1A, and won a federal grant from the North Florida Transportation Planning Organization to build a six-mile, 10-foot-wide off-road path from Amelia Island State Park north to Peter’s Point near The Ritz-

The East Coast Greenway Alliance passed a resolution last week describing the ferry as “irreplaceable as a section of the East Coast Greenway” and urging local officials to rally around it. coast — has designated the ferry as an essential connector, linking S.R. A1A across the St. Johns River.

“It is probably the most important mile along the entire East Coast Greenway,” says East Coast Greenway Southeast Region Program Consultant Herb Hiller, who’s based in Deland.

“Without the ferry, a cyclist has to go about 30 miles west on Heckscher Drive — which is not a place where a trail rider could find any degree of safety or any scenery — and then they’d have to go over the Main Street Bridge and come down into a whole spaghetti of roads meant to get you back to the coast. However you would do it,” Hiller observes, “it’s not fun.”

Building the trail for the East Coast Greenway has been talked about in Duval

Carlton. DOT is building another 5.1 miles of trail from Amelia Island State Park to the Nassau Sound Bridge.

South of Duval County, a five-county effort to build a 260-mile off-road trail, known as the St. Johns River to the Sea Loop, should be completed by 2013. It begins in Palatka and travels through five counties to St. Augustine to Titusville before returning to Palatka.

Phil Scanlan is co-chair of the Amelia Island Trail Team, a volunteer group that organized in 2005 and advocates for completing the greenway in Nassau County. It angers him that the state got away with passing responsibility for subsidizing the ferry to the city in 1996, and notes that the state wouldn’t expect a city to maintain a state bridge. He believes

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Naming Rights Add coining the term “WASP” to the long list of Stetson Kennedy’s cultural contributions. In a March letter to the New York Times Review of Books (http:// nyti.ms/IrHbje), Fred Shapiro, editor of the Yale Book of Quotations, concluded that Kennedy made the earliest reference to the term, in a 1948 article for the AfricanAmerican newspaper, the New York Amsterdam News.

“In America,” wrote Kennedy, “we find the WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants) ganging up to take their frustrations out on whatever minority group happens to be handy — whether Negro, Catholic, Jewish, Japanese or whatnot.” According to Shapiro, Kennedy’s use of the term came years before the oldest cited origination, in 1957.

Kennedy, a folklorist and civil rights activist, is famous for infiltrating the Ku Klux Klan, which he wrote about in his book “The Klan Unmasked” in 1946. He died in 2011 at age 94.

In Your Grill “A half-pound burger with a hefty side of sass.”

— How soon-toopen Hamburger Mary’s describes the chain in a press release announcing its expansion into the Northeast Florida market. Whether the socially conservative doyens of Jacksonville are ready for this patty palace is another matter. Since opening in San Francisco in 1974, the restaurant chain has built a reputation as a destination for open-minded people, with a commitment to gay and lesbian equality and a “family friendly atmosphere — no matter how you define ‘family.’”

In addition to signature burgers and deep-fried Twinkies, the restaurant features drag shows, karaoke, comedians and a variety of good, clean fun, according to Jacksonville franchise owner Gary Motes. “This is what Jacksonville needs,” says Motes, who is opening the LGBT-friendly restaurant at 3333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1, with brother Larry and sister Debbie Hamm.

Seven Dust “I know what you’re thinking: Jacksonville?

Isn’t that the hot, swampy sprawl in southern Georgia?”

— Jax native Jonathan Hollis, writing in USA Today on “7 reasons why someone should consider visiting Jacksonville, Florida.” Number 7, tragically, is the St. Johns Town Center mall.

focusing on the cost of maintenance overlooks the tremendous value that both the ferry and the greenway bring to the Northeast Florida experience. “Florida all of a sudden only gives a damn about jobs and the economy?” Scanlan asks. “Where do we think jobs and the economy came from? It’s the quality of life here. That’s why people come here.”

Reasons for Duval’s sluggish greenway progress aren’t always obvious. But it’s abundantly clear that the county may be about to make a bad situation worse. The Jacksonville Port Authority, which took over ferry operations from the city of Jacksonville in 2007, announced in February that its board voted to stop funding ferry operations as of Sept. 30. Local officials have been slow to react, most pointing to the Dames Point Bridge as an alternate transportation route. Bikes, however, aren’t permitted on the Dames Point. In order to funnel cyclists to a bridge they can cross (the Main Street Bridge), they would have to take a western route down U.S. 17. The shift would eliminate Amelia Island and northern Duval County — arguably the trail’s most scenic portions — from the greenway system.

“The northern end of Duval County is absolutely one of the most gorgeous and loveliest places in Florida, with those shifting dunes and all the rest,” says Herb Hiller. “That would mean you really cannot bicycle the coast.

It would mean all of the Beaches and all of Amelia Island are off limits.”

Landscape architect Steven Davis, who was a member of the now-dormant First Coast Trail Coalition and served on the East Coast Greenway Alliance, puts it more bluntly. “If you don’t have that [ferry] link, you don’t have a Greenway.”

Elaine Brown, who chairs the Save Our Ferry Task Force, says that since she learned about the existence of the East Coast Greenway, she’s driven to Big Talbot Island and traveled along the portion of the Greenway under construction there. She notes that millions of federal and state dollars are being spent to build portions of the Greenway there, and says that not linking those portions to the ferry doesn’t

make sense. “It’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face.”

Brown contends Jacksonville has failed to market either the ferry or A1A as a scenic highway and a gateway to the Timucuan Ecological and Historic Preserve. “I see saving the ferry as the first step, and marketing A1A and the ferry as the second step,” she says, adding that the Greenway can then draw people to experience the area. “We need to celebrate it. Tourism benefits from more people coming here (as trail riders and eco-tourists), and it adds to our quality of life and our own recreation opportunities.”

The East Coast Greenway Alliance Board of Trustees agrees, and last week passed a resolution describing the ferry as “irreplaceable as a section of the East Coast Greenway” and urging city officials in the Jacksonville and the Beaches communities to rally around saving it.

Hiller plans to present the resolution to the Save Our Ferry Task Force and the City Council’s Ad Hoc Committee on Funding the St. Johns River Ferry. And he remains hopeful that the current discussion of the ferry will prompt cycling enthusiasts to pressure Duval County officials to get busy building their portion of the greenway.

The trail must be paved, be 10 feet wide and constructed off-road, or at least separated from traffic by a vegetative buffer. And there’s money available for the project. The North Florida TPO has listed bike trails along A1A among its highest priority. The regional planning agency receives about $2 million in grants funded by federal dollars each year to build bicycle trails in Nassau, Duval, St. Johns and Clay counties. Hiller says part of the challenge is convincing residents, like those in Oceanwalk, to embrace rather than block trail travel through their neighborhoods.

They have to be sold on the idea of the Greenway.

“It’s really a matter of political will,” Hiller says. “It’s a NIMBY situation [in Oceanwalk].

We face that all the time and, ultimately, once it goes in, the people who were fearful of it suddenly open their gates to get out and use it.”

Bouquets to James Calandro and Toni Welker for offering living proof that Folio Weekly occasionally does something besides antagonize public officials and infuriate readers. The couple met through a Folio Weekly personals ad 16 years ago and finally tied the knot last Saturday, April 14. When James responded to Toni’s ad in 1996, he followed the then-standard procedure: He sent a letter via snail mail to Folio Weekly, and the magazine forwarded it to Toni. The couple dated for a few months and then went their separate ways, though they always stayed in touch. They started dating seriously again last summer, and on Dec. 10, Calandro proposed.

Brickbats to Fernandina Beach Historic Town Councilmembers Chris Rasch, Susan Mowery and Jennifer King-Cascone for approving the construction of a 10,000-square-foot McMansion in the city’s historic district. Residents expressed concern in July 2011 that the home Ken and Theresa Hunter wanted to build on a commercial lot on Atlantic Avenue would overshadow other homes in the historic district. But the council ignored those concerns, allowing the couple to build a home comparable in size to nearby commercial buildings, including the imposing New Zion Baptist Church across the street.

Bouquets to the Florida Coastal School of Law professor Ericka Curran for helping immigrants navigate the path to legal citizenship. Curran, who oversees the school’s Immigrant Rights Clinic, brought together 40 pro bono attorneys and dozens of law students for the fifth annual Citizenship Day on April 14, assisting 80 legal permanent residents of the United States in filling out applications for U.S. citizenship. Nationally, the American Immigration Lawyers Associations will hold 43 Citizenship Day clinics in 30 states.

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NewsBuzz Tour de Food Plan for a bucolic Sunday on April 22, as local farms and the best farm-totable chefs join forces to show off the region’s bounty. Slow Food First Coast is hosting its second annual Tour De Farm from noon to 5 p.m. on Earth Day. The tour pairs local farms with local chefs who are practitioners of farm-to-table cuisine. At KYV Farms on C.R. 16A in St. Augustine, visitors can stroll through fields planted with organic vegetables, buy a chocolate chunk pecan pie from Malea Guiriba, who operates the Pie in the Sky shop in Hastings and sample food from Genie Kepner of the Floridian restaurant, from noon to 2:30 p.m. Sawgrass Marriott Chef David Scalise prepares food from 2:30 to 5 p.m. For more information and a downloadable tour guide with maps, go to slowfoodfirstcoast.com.

Color Wars “You may hate us for the first month or so.”

— Catherine-Lee Bateh, marketing manager of the waste hauler Southland Waste Systems, on how residents may react to the electric-blue-and-yellow garbage and recycling cans the company will be distributing in Arlington. Roberta Thomas, president of the Fort Caroline Club Estates South Civic Association, sent out furious emails to local officials to complain that the 95-gallon bins will “uglify” Arlington. Jax City Councilmember John Crescimbeni responded there wasn’t much the city could do, since Southland has already bought 145,000 cans, but he agreed the company should have discussed a more neutral color palette last year, when the city awarded a waste hauling and recycling contract to Southland.

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The father, the son, and the holy goal: Two generations of elected Van Zants advance prayer in public schools.

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Clay County’s raging flagpole prayer battle threatens to become part of the fall political landscape

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he issue of a few students and their parents praying around flagpoles at five Clay County schools has metastasized into a political sideshow of clergy, lawyers, zealots and freethinkers. The spectacle comes complete with finger-pointing, name-calling, YouTube videos and personal attacks, but it’s no joke.

Indeed, the battle could yet exact a legal and financial toll on Clay County schools, and has already affected the district’s political landscape.

In August, residents will vote for superintendent and School Board, and as one political observer recently told Folio Weekly, “Politics is a bloodsport in Clay County.” The upcoming superintendent race pits School Board member and vocal flagpole-prayer supporter Charlie Van Zant against longtime educator and incumbent Superintendent Ben Wortham, who pledges to “fight for our … students’ rights to pray.”

Both men are Republicans, meaning the race in this predominately red county will likely be resolved in the August primary. Both candidates are campaigning on a platform of improving education in Florida’s 22nd largest district, currently ranked the state’s 13th-best. But the contest in this conservative stronghold may have as much to do with the school prayer issue as any concrete plans for leading the district.

For more than 10 years, the Rev. Ron Baker, pastor of the Russell Baptist Church in Green Cove Springs, has gathered with students, parents and sometimes teachers for a brief prayer service at five county schools — a different school each day. Baker tells Folio Weekly that school administrators were aware of his flagpole prayers, and that he was explicitly invited by the principals of at least two schools.

But the issue didn’t become a public concern until September, when Clay Hill Elementary School Principal Larry Davis mentioned the prayers in a newsletter to faculty.

“Our prayer around the school’s flagpole event is to pray for the nation, for each other and for other schools,” he wrote, going on to quote another pastor, who incorrectly said, “The First Amendment was for Christianity, not other religions.”

Davis ended his comments by stating, “Our prayer around the flagpole gatherings are permissible because they are community led and take place outside our class time.”

The leaked newsletter became news, and in October, the Freedom from Religion

Foundation, based in Madison, Wis., sent a letter to Superintendent Wortham advising him that Clay County Schools were in violation of the constitutional principle of separation of church and state. (The group cited only the morning prayer meetings at Clay Hill Elementary, apparently unaware that similar prayer sessions were held at Charles E. Bennett, Lake Asbury and Shadowlawn elementary schools and Clay High School. Wortham himself claimed at a recent School Board meeting that he was unaware of the prayer sessions until last fall.)

In response to the dustup, School Board Attorney Bruce Bickner advised board members to curtail the prayers or risk a costly lawsuit. “The unabated continuation of these violations of law will likely result in the filing of a civil rights lawsuit against the School Board, the Superintendent, individual School Board members and other possible defendants,” he told the board.

The board heeded Bickner’s advice, and in December voted 3-2 to seek an injunction banning Baker from school property. (They later rescinded that vote when Baker agreed to suspend his prayer sessions).

But even as the board was grappling with the legalities of school prayer, the state legislature — led by Van Zant’s own eponymous papa, state Rep. Charles Van Zant (R-Palatka) — was finding new avenues to accommodate school prayer.

The elder Van Zant is currently seeking re-election to a seat he won late in life and as something of a fluke. An architect and Baptist minister, Van Zant senior had no experience in elected office until 2007, when he was appointed to temporarily fill his son’s seat, after the junior Van Zant was deployed overseas. (Charles Sr. may somewhat exaggerate his role during that brief stint in office on his website bio: “During this time, Charles oversaw the development of a half-billion-dollar budget while maintaining an ‘A’ rated school system.”)

The elder Van Zant — a social conservative and vocal NRA member — has taken his conservative outlook to Tallahassee, where he has pushed for an outright ban on all abortions and for a bill that would impose felony charges against doctors who perform them. This legislative session, however, yielded his most-publicized — and ultimately successful — bill, allowing for students to

deliver “inspirational messages” at mandatory events in public schools.

The bill was recently signed into law by Gov. Rick Scott, but the American Civil Liberties Union has warned that school districts adopt the policy at their own peril. “Doing so would not only be divisive,” wrote ACLU of Florida Executive Director Howard Simon in an open letter to Florida superintendents, “but likely lead to prolonged litigation.”

The elder Van Zant dismisses such concerns.

He told Folio Weekly the Clay County School Board should “man up” and not be concerned about the threat of lawsuits. “The School Board should not be fearful from outsiders,” says Rep. Van Zant. “This is America and we have freedom of speech … given to us by the Almighty.” (Van Zant Jr. did not return calls for comment.)

Rep. Van Zant says his bill was not in response to the situation in Clay County, saying he first tried to pass the bill two years ago. “They are not hinged to each other, but

“It is a quite good school system,” says the Rev. Parrott. “[So] it is more important than ever not to allow a takeover by the religious right. They can cause enormous harm.” certainly related to each other. I think it was God’s work.”

But he also believes Pastor Baker should be allowed to conduct his school prayer sessions.

“They have a great church and he’s a chaplain for the Clay County Sheriff ’s Office,” Rep. Van Zant says.

The Rev. Harry Parrott, a retired American Baptist minister who lives in Penney Farms, a small Clay County community built by J.C. Penney for retired ministers and missionaries, is concerned about Baker’s prayer sessions, however. “There is a heavy blanket of religious and political conservatism about this county,” says Parrott, a member of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State. “The superintendent of schools, the lawyer, members of the School Board and the teachers who teach in the school system are all intimidated.”

It wouldn’t be surprising if they were. Recent School Board meetings where the prayer issue has been discussed have proven heated, with arguments erupting among board members and between the board and the public. During a December skirmish between the husband of School Board Chair Carol Studdard and frequent School Board critic Stanley Pfenning, James Studdard told Pfenning, “don’t you f*cking touch me.” As it happens, Pfenning was filming the encounter on his phone, and posted the video to YouTube (http://bit.ly/ HCXuFN). After the clip went viral among county residents, a furious James Studdard took to the podium during the public comment section of the March 15 meeting, and read off, one by one, a series of charges that he said comprised Pfenning’s arrest record. When Pfenning objected, Chairwoman Studdard

directed sheriff ’s deputies to escort him from the meeting. Board Member Lisa Graham quietly left the dais in protest.

Wortham predicts civility and tranquility will eventually return to School Board meetings. “No seeming discord will keep us from fulfilling that [which] we have been elected to do,” he says.

But the contest for superintendent seems certain to stoke the controversy. Although Wortham has said he supports a policy that would allow for student prayer, which he calls “valuable and needed” and a “God-given right,” his opponent has been more vocal in his support of Pastor Baker, insisting the majority of county residents want and support school prayer.

The issue has also prompted some tension between Wortham and Van Zant. Following a March 1 board workshop at which two attorneys presented a legal analysis of the constitutionality of prayer in schools, Van Zant wanted to host a Town Hall meeting for residents to vent their feelings. Wortham denied him use of the same room immediately after the workshop, saying it was against policy to use school facilities for political meetings.

School Board Attorney Bickner also objected, citing a possible violation of the state’s open meeting laws.

Since the workshop, Bickner has been working on a new “Use of Grounds” policy that would open up the school grounds to all groups, including prayer sessions. Under the proposed policy, meetings must begin 35 minutes before the start of classes and can last only 10 minutes. Groups wanting to use facilities must fill out a form and provide proof of liability insurance. A facilities license will only be good for five months and is subject to the approval of the superintendent. And only one adult without a child in the school can represent the group.

“This is not going to make everybody happy,” Bickner says, “but you are not going to miserable, either.” The changes will be presented to the board for consideration on Thursday, April 19.

Pastor Baker hasn’t seen the proposal, but believes restrictions placed on his activities will make it impractical to continue his prayer meetings. He questions requirements for insurance, restrictions on the number of adults without school children and the time limit, which he says could prevent him from running the prayer groups. He says he will challenge the parts of the proposal he opposes. “I am not interested in a lawsuit,” he says, “[but] we will continue our fight at the grassroots level.”

Some have suggested that Baker is intentionally dragging out the matter in an effort to make it an issue in the superintendent’s race. Baker dismisses that claim. “It doesn’t matter to me who is sitting in the superintendent’s chair,” he says.

But there’s no question that the single defining issue for the school district over the past half-year hasn’t had a thing to do with academics. And that, some observers, could ultimately hurt students.

“It is a quite good school system,” says the Rev. Parrott. “It is more important than ever not to allow a takeover by the religious right. They can cause enormous harm.”

“Right now,” he adds, “it is a mess, a Godawful mess.”

Ron Word themail@folioweekly.com

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Fox Network: 25 Years of Stinko!

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id you know Fox Network is turning a creaky 25-years-old this year? That’s the age when most folks realize they’re no longer children and may very well end up lonely, underemployed potheads living in their grandmother’s garage.

(Not you, of course.) (Yes, you.)

Anyway, Fox is celebrating its anniversary this Sunday, April 22, starting with a rebroadcast of the 1987 premiere episode of “Married … with Children” at 7 p.m., followed by a repeat of “The Simpsons” 500th episode, and THEN at 8 p.m., the star-studded “FOX’s 25th Anniversary Special” featuring classic clips from “That ‘70s Show,” “In Living Color” and more! Note: Don’t expect any mention of “The Chevy Chase Show” (1993-’93, R.I.P.) FOX has certainly produced a J.LO-sizedassload of great TV; here’s my top 10 list of Best FOX shows EVARRR!: 10.) “New Girl,” and YES, I AM putting “New Girl” on this

That’s the age when most folks realize they’re no longer children and may very well end up lonely, underemployed potheads living in their grandmother’s garage. (Not you, of course.) (Yes, you.) list, and YES, you can suck it!! 9) “Married … with Children” 8) “Martin” 7) “In Living Color” 6) “The Ben Stiller Show” 5) “Profit” (sooo good … Google that sucka). 4) “Firefly” 3) “The X-Files” 2) “The Simpsons” (not “best” anymore, of course). And 1) “Arrested Development.” OH! And honorable mention: “Malcolm in the Middle.” HOWEVER! FOX also made a Shakira-sized-assload of stinkos! STINKOS I ABSOLUTELY LOVED! Introducing Humpy’s Top 10 List of FOX Stinkos (That Were Really Pretty Great): No. 10: “Beverly Hills, 90210” High school angst pared with Brenda’s droopy left eye and Dylan’s hair implants? Sign me up for 10 seasons!

No. 9: “21 Jump Street” I don’t care if they were undercover high school narcs! I’d gladly surrender my five lb. bag of “Mary Jo Wanna” if Johnny Depp were slapping on the cuffs!

No. 8: “Dollhouse” Clearly the worst offering from nerd god Joss Whedon, and yet? Even his stinkiest is better than anything on CBS! No. 7: “Fastlane” A woefully underrated action show starring Twilight’s Peter Facinelli, MTV’s Bill Bellamy and Tiffani-Amber “Saved by the Bell” Thiessen! The only thing missing?

Above mediocre ratings.

No. 6: “Dark Angel” Something something something … 19-year-old Jessica Alba in leather.

No. 5: “The Simple Life” Debs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are forced to inhale cow manure and be nice to poor people. That’s hot!

No. 4: “Models, Inc.” One of the last great Aaron Spelling trashy soaps, and a spin-off of “Melrose Place,” which was a spin-off of “Beverly Hills, 90210,” which was a spin-off of Dostoyevsky’s “Crime and Punishment.” (Wha? 12 | folio weekly | APRil 17-23, 2012

You didn’t know?)

No. 3: “Melrose Place” Franken-Kim! Sydney the whore! Amanda the bitch! And that poor black girl who split after the first season. Oh! And “Shooters”!

No. 2: “The O.C.” A nighttime soap that would’ve been pure disaster without an awesome indie rock soundtrack and dysfunctional romance of Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts.

And my No. 1 (obvious) choice: “Celebrity Boxing” The greatest reality show of all, forcing terrible D-list celebs (like Dustin “Screech” Diamond vs. Ron “Horshack” Palillo) into the ring to punch each other’s faces off! My only regret? No Celebrity Pudding Wrestling!

(Featuring Jessica Alba vs. Summer Roberts.)

OH, FOX. How you’ve failed me!!

TUESDAY, APRIL 17 9:00 FOX NEW GIRL Cece and sex pal Schmidt panic when she suspects she may be preggo! PANIC!!

10:00 NGC AMISH: OUT OF ORDER Debut! Actual ex-Amish kids leave the farm to live in the big city. Disaster is imminent.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18 9:00 ABC DON’T TRUST THE BITCH IN APARTMENT 23 June is reluctant to let Chloe set her up on a date, because she’s the “bitch” mentioned here, and one should apparently not “trust” her.

10:00 TLC TODDLERS & TIARAS The toddlers compete in the “Beautiful Me Disco Pageant.” Expect spandex and a lot of cocaine.

THURSDAY, APRIL 19 9:30 NBC PARKS AND RECREATION Tonight: Leslie’s latest attempt at completely destroying her campaign.

10:00 BRAVO KATHY Debut! Kathy Griffin’s got a new pop-culture talk show, which will either inspire love, or a need to stab your face off.

FRIDAY, APRIL 20 9:00 CMT JENNIE GARTH: A LITTLE BIT OF COUNTRY Debut! The original “90210” star embarks on a country Western singing career.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

9:00 HBO THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW Season premiere! Karl’s new idea for a movie about a man whose brain is transplanted into Tom Cruise’s body.

SATURDAY, APRIL 21 9:00 SYFY ALIEN TORNADO (Movie) (2012) Aliens are attacking us with tornadoes, and it’s up to a “tornado blogger” to stop it.

HAHAHAAAAAAA!!

SUNDAY, APRIL 22 8:00 FOX FOX 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL A retrospective of FOX’s first quarter-century on the air. Hey, remember “Herman’s Head”??

10:00 HBO VEEP Debut! Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars as a beleaguered vice president in this buzzy new comedy series!

MONDAY, APRIL 23 9:00 LOGO RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE Season finale! Don’t miss the Lee Press-On Nailbiting grand finale!

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Masters Baiting

The intertwined history of golf and gender discrimination

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he Masters Golf Tourney in Augusta, Ga., is — with requisite apologies to The Players Championship here in town — the quintessential event on the American links calendar. It’s almost perfect! Verne Lundquist can talk about the “dappled sunlight,” and rather than that being taken as a precious and poetic description as it otherwise might, it’s actually lauded as an appropriate description.

There’s something about The Masters that invites contemplation, something that even slows down time itself.

Perhaps it’s that salient characteristic that has led to the Augusta tourney taking longer than the outside world has to incorporate socially appropriate changes. Most everyone in the country seems to be a fan of “Mad Men” — the clothes, the three-martini lunches, the sangfroid and savoir faire. Millions thrill at the directness of the show’s representation of the era — how “men talked like men” and women, well, they ended up like Betty Draper, cancerscared and bloated from a Bugles habit as she languishes in her miserable second marriage.

Or they ended up like Joan Holloway, with a baby (forced upon her by her lover and

skinned privilege. Emboldened by everything from blackface to Amos ’N’ Andy, they knew they could treat African-Americans as inferior beings because the culture enabled it.

The Masters likewise has been and will be affected by imminent social change. A quartercentury ago, the Augusta club was finally convinced that all-white is not all right and allowed black members — a change in course from the old policy that proscribed all golfers be white and all caddies be black. This change was slow in coming — the first black golfer was in the tourney in 1975, a full 15 years before membership was integrated. And despite the change, the Augusta club doesn’t “look like America” in any real sense — more like a Mitt Romney fundraiser, a bunch of old, bald white dudes with liver-spotted foreheads.

As we know, the gender barrier at the same facility is about to come down finally after years of challenge. A corporate CEO who happens to be a woman is supposed to be ceded membership, but until club policy changes, it can’t happen. Thus the policy will be changed, quietly, in time for the 2013 event. As if on cue, three of the four Republican presidential

The Augusta club doesn’t “look like America” in any real sense – more like a Mitt Romney fundraiser, a bunch of old, bald white dudes with liver-spotted foreheads. boss, Roger Sterling) that felt like a millstone keeping her from her real life — her career at the agency. Some viewers are given pause by the depiction of women; others embrace it — especially men — because it feels like the restoration of what they once were told was the natural order of things.

Not everyone watches it, of course. But damned if the show isn’t influential. People writing for the Paris Review send letters from the future to the show’s protagonist, the impeccably coiffed Don Draper. Even though Brooks Brothers handles the wardrobe for the show, a competing chain — Banana Republic — offers the official “Mad Men” clothing line.

“Mad Men” feeds what they used to call watercooler conversation; it’s TV folks are expected to see and to opine upon. Like The Masters, it’s retro, but there are key differences.

In “Mad Men,” the cues that social change is imminent and necessary aren’t exactly subtle.

Whether it’s the ex-Mrs. Draper talking down to her domestic help, or creative types in an ad agency dropping water balloons on a Civil Rights protest, it’s made clear these people are schmucks, residing in the warm glow of white-

candidates — with the exception of Ron Paul — have jumped on the pile, calling on Augusta to allow women to join the club.

Sounds great — if you’re female and happen to become CEO of a company that sponsors The Masters, you can join. If not, you’ll be like the rest of us.

The Masters — hell, the golf world — is predicated on exclusivity. This is one reason I have little interest in it. And why I don’t put much stock in the symbolic value of The Masters letting non-WASP males into its club.

As the gap between rich and poor grows, as more children are raised by single mothers or grandmothers, what happens in Augusta is of mere symbolic importance. Exclusion was in the policy because it was — and is — a real part of our culture.

Santorum, Romney and Gingrich may never be bothered to address that, though.

It’s much easier to attack an isolated, atavistic practice than to address the real issues that impact the lives of women who will never hoist a gold club.

AG Gancarski themail@folioweekly.com

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Movie matinee is at 3 p.m. on May 2 and 30. Earth Day crafts are featured at 1 p.m. on April 28 at Hastings branch, 6195 S. Main St., 827-6970. Go Green kids crafts are at 3 p.m. on April 25 at Main branch, 1960 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine, 827-6940. Crafts are offered at 4 p.m. on April 25 and May 30 at Ponte Vedra branch, 101 Library Blvd., 827-6950. The Teddy Bear Picnic is held at 2 p.m. on April 21 at Southeast branch, 6670 U.S. 1 S., St. Augustine, 827-6900.

Kids make Earth Day seashell gardens on April 24. Check sjcpls.org for more free events at St. Johns County libraries.

Arts in the Park The ninth annual arts event is held from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. on April 28 at Johansen Park, located at Seminole Road and Park Terrace, Atlantic Beach. Music, dance and bring-your-ownpicnic are featured. 247-5828.

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FREE Movies In The Park JaxParks presents “The Muppet Movie” at dusk on April 20, at Wyndham Riverwalk’s riverfront lawn, 1515 Prudential Drive, Southbank. Bring blankets, lawn chairs and picnic baskets.

“Grease” is on April 27 and the series wraps up with “Jurassic Park” on May 4. 634-0303. downtownjacksonville.org

Just TRI It! Kids Triathlon This triathlon for kids in grades K-7 begins at 8:30 a.m. on April 22 at the Calhoun Center, 1300 Duval St., St. Augustine. Proceeds benefit the Children’s Museum of St. Johns. 797-7243.

Butterfly Festival The 11th annual butterfly festival is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 28 at Tree Hill Nature Center, 7152 Lone Star Road, Jacksonville. Admission is $5 for adults, $4 for seniors and military and $3 for ages 4-17; free for kids younger than 2. 724-4646.

Jacksonville Suns Baseball Talbot Islands State Park A ranger leads a Baby Birds by Bike tour at 2 p.m. on April 21 at Little Talbot Island State Park, 12157 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville. Earth Day is marked with a shoreline clean-up at noon on April 22. The programs are free with regular park entrance fee. Free inshore saltwater angling is featured at 2 p.m. on April 28 at Ribault Club, 11241 Ft. George Road, Fort George Island Cultural State Park. Other talks include shark teeth, animal signs and jellyfish. Ranger-guided walks and nature hikes are also offered at Little Talbot and nearby Ft. George. 251-2320.

Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens The Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens holds a Dino Egg Scavenger Hunt on April 23 at the zoo, 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville.

World Penguin Day is held on April 25, Teddy Bear Affair is May 5, Safe Kids Water Safety Day is on May 12, Endangered Species Day is May 18 and Quito’s 31st Birthday Celebration is held June 2. Butterfly Hollow is open until Sept. 30. A variety of family workshops are held through the summer. 757-4463. jacksonvillezoo.org

FREE Isle of Eight Flags Shrimp Festival This annual event celebrates the shrimp and piracy that put Amelia Island on the map. The 49th annual Isle of Eight Flags Shrimp Festival begins with the Pirate Parade at 6 p.m. on May 4 followed by the opening of the Riverfront Fun Zone from 6-10:30 p.m. The festival runs from 9 a.m.-6 p.m. on May 5 and from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on May 6 along Centre Street and along the bayfront. Live music, an art show, fireworks and a lots of shrimp are featured. (866) 426-3542, 261-5841.

Cirque de la Symphonie The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs along with aerial acrobats, dancers, contortionists and strongmen at 7:30 p.m. on April 26 at Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., downtown. Tickets range from $25-$70. 354-5547. jaxsymphony.org

Taste of St. Augustine This annual event includes food samples from more than 20 St. Augustine restaurants competing for awards, along with live music, and locally brewed wine and beer starting at noon on April 28 at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Admission is $5, and food and beverage tickets are $1 each, with most “tastes” somewhere between 2-5 tickets.

The Race to the Taste, a 5K run/walk, is held at 4:30 p.m.

Parking and admission for kids younger than 11 is free.

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Sea Turtle Beach Cleanup To get the beach ready for sea turtle season, GTM Research Reserve holds a beach clean-up from 10 a.m.-noon on April 20 at the Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. 823-4500.

The Suns swing for the fences against other Double A teams from around the region throughout the summer at the Baseball Grounds, 301 A. Philip Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville, 358-2846.

The Suns also offer kid-friendly events, including Kids Run the Bases on Sundays, Kids’ Clinic, Celebration of Reading days and Fifty-Cent Family Feast nights. Camp Day for campers’ field trips is on June 25 against the Tennessee Smokies.

Special rates apply. jaxsuns.com

TheatreWorks Productions “Henry and Mudge” is presented at 10 a.m. and noon on April 26 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville, 353-3500. “Butterfly: The Story of a Life Cycle” is presented at 10 a.m. and noon on May 7 at The Florida Theater.

Children’s book favorite Winnie the Pooh stars in “House at Pooh Corner” at 10 a.m. and noon on May 15 at The Florida Theatre. The issue of bullying is addressed in the play “100 Dresses” at 10 a.m. and noon on May 22 at The Florida Theatre. Tickets are $8.

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FREE Concerts in the Plaza St. Augustine hosts free concerts every Thur. night of the summer in the downtown Plaza de la Constitucion. Bring lawn chairs or blankets. 825-1004.

FREE Kids’ Ocean Day Ocean day is held from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. on May 4 at Marineland Beach, A1A, St. Johns County line. Admission is free. 425-8055. scenica1a.org

FREE Jacksonville Jazz Fest The free festival is held May 25, 26 and 27 at various venues throughout Jacksonville, featuring piano competition and performances by jazz ensembles from area high schools and colleges. coj.net

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FREE TheatreWorks Free Shows Percussionist and kids entertainer extraordinaire Billy Jonas performs “Everybody’s in the Band” at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. on June 19 and 20 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville, 353-3500. “Sherlock Holmes and the Opera Mystery” is presented at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. on June 25-28 at Jacksonville Main Branch library, 303 N. Laura St. A musical version of Aesop’s fable “City Mouse and Country Mouse” is presented at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. on July 11 and 12 at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 353-3500.

FREE Riverside Arts Market This weekly arts and farmers market features regional artists, live bands and strolling performers, as well as lots of local produce, crafts, prepared eats and performance artists, from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Saturday under the Fuller Warren bridge, downtown Jacksonville. Upcoming performers include puppeteers, jugglers, stilt walkers, clowns and local school bands. RAM is held through Dec. 15. riversideartsmarket.com

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hen I started thinking about summer activities for kids, my first thought was of my hiking buddy Will, an adorable little man who happens to be diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder.

Spending Saturday afternoons with him and his mom has shown me that parents and their special needs children face unique challenges every day. Choosing the right summer activities is just another one. Luckily for residents of Northeast Florida, there are myriad opportunities for special needs children to have 2012 fun during the summer.

For mobility-impaired children and adults, Brooks Adaptive Sports and Recreation offers a variety of indoor and outdoor sports and activities, at several Jacksonville locations, including hand-cycling, adaptive aqua zumba, wheelchair basketball and even rowing the St. Johns River in specially designed pontoons.

Though Brooks’ special events, like surfing and horseback riding, are most popular with the pediatric community, they feature a number of weekly sports, which aim to inspire confidence and make lasting memories. There are no costs and Brooks provides all equipment and coaching staff. Pre-registration is required. Contact Jennifer Guss at 345-7314 or visit brookshealth. org/community-health/adaptive-sports.

Summer camp gives kids a chance to interact with their peers and continue learning during that long summer vacation. Hope Haven Children’s Clinic and Family Center on Beach Boulevard runs the eight-week summer day camp Camp Webb for children ages 5-22 2012 with physical, developmental and learning disabilities. Camp Webb is therapeutic and educational, as well as a good time. Britt Phelan’s autistic son “loved their spring break camp so much that the promise of going to camp the next day kept him in his own bed all night” for the first time in months. Camp Webb costs between $100 and $155 per week, and some funding is available. Registration opens on May 1 and spaces fill quickly. Call 346-5100 or visit hope-haven.org.

Haven Horse Ranch in St. Augustine offers therapy for children with various physical and mental disabilities in the form of horseback riding with a specially trained instructor.

The facility has been in the business of providing equine-assisted therapy in a fun, safe environment for more than 20 years. A 15-yearold boy recently spoke his first words during therapy; another took his first steps after doctors

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Limited scholarships are available.

Swimming and summertime are as indelibly linked as Florida and sunshine. If your child isn’t quite ready to enjoy the water on his or her own, Jewish Community Alliance on San Jose Boulevard in Mandarin offers one-on-one Special Needs Swim Lessons with instructors who have been trained to teach children of all ages with physical, behavioral and developmental disabilities. Lessons cost $38 for a half-hour for non-members. Call 730-2100 ext. 240 for more information.

Most people are familiar with the Special Olympics competitions for intellectually disabled children and adults. For families who don’t have the time to commit to 12 weeks of training and then the competitions themselves, the Special Olympics offers a variety of activities, including bowling, golf, swimming and even surfing. With branches in every county and no fees, the Special Olympics is a resource for intellectually disabled children to have some good old-fashioned summer fun. specialolympicsflorida.org Regardless of disability, children of all ages love being outside, and the region’s many parks are an excellent resource. Take your autistic nephew hiking at University of North Florida, introduce your wheelchair-riding daughter to fishing at the Jacksonville Beach Pier or go on that weekend camping trip you’ve been meaning to take. At St. Mary’s River Fish Camp & Canoe Country Outpost in Hilliard, you can pop a tent for just $3 per person, per night ($25 a night for RVs) and enjoy the great outdoors at a handicap accessible park. Call (904) 845-4440 or go to stmarysriverfishcamp.com.

Additional information about Jacksonville’s parks can be found at coj.net, under Recreation and Community Services; for Florida State Parks, go to floridaparks.org.

Special needs activities are great, but having special needs doesn’t mean your child can’t participate in events and activities like those highlighted in this issue. Studies show that special needs children benefit from inclusion, and the earlier the better. Just because it isn’t familiar doesn’t mean it isn’t a good idea.

For more information, check out the Special Camps section of this listing, which begins on page 28.

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KIDS DIRECTORY FREE Fernandina Farmers Market Farm-direct fruits and vegetables are available from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Sat. through June 30 (except May 5) at the market, on the corner of Centre Street and Seventh Street North, Fernandina Beach. Organic products, gourmet baked goods, herbs and garden flowers are featured. Admission is free. fernandinafarmersmarket.com

FREE Old City Farmers Market Fresh produce, baked goods, plants, fresh seafood and even banjo pickers are all on hand every Sat. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre on A1A South in St. Augustine from 8:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. Admission is free.

FREE Library Events Free movies are offered throughout the summer at various library branches in Duval, St. Johns, Clay and Nassau counties.

Story times for specific age groups are held, as well as family events, scavenger hunts, teen clubs and music events; 6302665. St. Johns County libraries offer kids’ games, cooking classes, book club, movie nights and art activities; 827-6940.

downtown Jacksonville. Special VIP tickets allow for pregame field access and a USA team jersey. There’s also a free public practice at the stadium from 5-6 p.m. 312-528-1290. ussoccer.com

ATTRACTIONS, RESOURCES & PLACES TO GO Adventure Landing 1944 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 246-4386 4825 Blanding Blvd., Orange Park, 771-2803 2780 S.R. 16, St. Augustine, 827-9400 The Blanding Boulevard and St. Augustine locations offer mini golf, laser tag, game arcades, food and go-kart racing, while the Beach Boulevard site offers most of that along with water slides, a lazy river and a variety of splashy pools. Online discounts and season passes are available. adventurelanding.com

Repticon Plan to leave this event with some kind of cold-blooded creature in your possession — the exotic animal show is always a winner with kids. Repticon is held from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on June 2 and 3 at the Grand Banquet Hall at University Center at UNF, Jacksonville. repticon.com/jacksonville.html

Fourth of July Barring a burn ban (holla, rain!) the region is home to a slew of fireworks displays including St. Augustine (ci.st-augustine. fl.us), World Golf Village (WorldGolfHallofFame.org), Fernandina Beach, Jax Beach (jacksonvillebeach.org) and downtown Jacksonville (jacksonvillelanding.com). After the explosions have died out, there’s always a need for beaches cleanup volunteers. Check city websites for updated info.

Sounds on Centre Street This weekly event features vendors, live music and a good excuse to listen or wander. Scheduled bands include Instant Groove (June 1), Stephen Combs Band ( July 6), Dennis Fermin Group (Aug. 3), Beech Street Blues Band (Sept. 7) and the Gabriel Arnold Quartet (Oct. 5). 277-0717. ameliaisland.com

U.S.A vs. Scotland Soccer This game pits the U.S. Men’s National Team against Scotland in a matchup on the road to the 2014 FIFA World Cup. The game is held at 8 p.m. on May 26 at EverBank Field in

Amateur Night at the Ritz 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555 Held at 7:30 p.m. on the first Fri. of every month, this event features local singers, musicians, poets, rappers and comedians competing for cash prizes based on the cheers or jeers of the audience (jeers not allowed for child contestants).

Tickets are $5.50 per person, and are available at the Ritz website or from Ticketmaster. (Shows frequently sell out.) ritzlavilla.org

Beaches Museum & History Center 380 Pablo Ave., Jax Beach, 241-5657 ext. 104 For visiting camps and daycares, BMHC offers ongoing themed programs and a 28-ton steam locomotive, model trains and the Choo Choo Club. Hours are 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

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Black Creek Outfitters 10051 Skinner Lake Drive, Southside, 645-7003, blackcreekoutfitters.com Black Creek offers Stand Up Paddle Board mini lessons every other Tue. throughout the summer, as well as Stand Up Paddle Board Yoga, kayak trips to many of Northeast Florida’s most beautiful waterways and Stand Up Paddle Board demos on the ocean. Call for times, dates and fees.

St. Augustine Surf School offers educational, safe and environmentally friendly programs for kids ages 7-15.

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Percussionist and kids entertainer extraordinaire Billy Jonas appears on June 19 and 20 at The Florida Theatre in downtown Jacksonville.

Carousel Park 180 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine, 825-1006 or 823-3388 Located at Davenport Park playground, this St. Augustine landmark offers old-timey carnival fun at $1 a ride. Plus, the St. Johns County Main Library is right next door, in case you crave a quick reading session (or bathroom break).

Castillo de San Marcos State Park 1 S. Castillo Drive, St. Augustine, 829-6506 Re-enactors relate experiences of the 1740s Spanish colonial soldier at the fort, and fire off cannons every hour between 10:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. (except 12:30) every Fri., Sat. and Sun. through August. A Junior Ranger booklet is available for kids to interact during their visit to the National Monument.

Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 355-0630 In addition to summer art camps, the Cummer offers a variety of drop-in classes for kids, and periodic art education programs, along with exhibits and a garden perfect for strolling with children. Admission is free every Tue. from 4-9 p.m. cummer.org

Fort Clinch State Park 2601 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach, 277-7274 In addition to the historic 19th century fort, this state park features a coastal hammock, a fishing pier and deep woods. Summer candlelight self-guided tours are offered at sundown every Fri. and Sat. from May 5 to Sept. 1. Living history interpreters recreate life during the War Between the States on May 5, June 2, July 7 and Aug. 4, featuring artillery demonstrations, marching drills and daily encampment life.

Guana Tolomato Matanzas National Estuarine Research Reserve 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra Beach, 823-4500 GTMNERR’s environmental education center includes a museum-worthy display of animals in its ocean/estuary habitat, live fish and animal displays, and biweekly educational seminars.

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This 120-acre tract, saved from development by local conservationists, is now open seven days a week, 8 a.m.-7 p.m. Four short trails of varying difficulty cross the property’s many wetlands. jacksonvillearboretum.org

Jacksonville Ice & Sportsplex 3605 Philips Highway, Southside, 399-3223 Jacksonville’s only ice skating facility offers lessons and holds public ice skating sessions weekly (Tuesday night skating is free to enrolled students). Open daily. jaxiceandsportsplex.com

Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville, 757-4463 Along with a zooful of creatures — jaguars, bongos, gorillas, giraffes — the zoo offers train rides, a 4,000-foot splash park, and a magnificent carousel featuring most of the exotic animals found at the zoo. Also, kids can feed the creatures at Stingray Bay, a water exhibit with sharks and rays. jacksonvillezoo.org

Jax4kids.com This free website is committed to featuring places to go and things to do for Jacksonville’s young people — including spots where kids eat free in Northeast Florida — and as a resource for parents. jax4kids.com

Marineland 9505 Ocean Shore Blvd., St. Augustine, 471-1111, (888) 279-9194 Though dolphins jumping through hoops are a thing of the past, this historic marine attraction now focuses on dolphin encounters, including an opportunity to feed or swim with the creatures. Marineland also offers summer camps. marineland.net

Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 396-6911 MOCA Jax offers summer art education programs, and free admission for families every Sunday, along with a dynamite interactive fifth-floor exhibit exclusively for children. mocajacksonville.org

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St. Augustine Pirate & Treasure Museum This latest St. Augustine attraction features actual pirate treasure, interactive exhibits and a gift shop sure to plunder your wallet. Open 9 a.m.-8 p.m. daily at 12 S. Castillo Drive, St. Augustine. 877-467-5863. Check for coupons at piratesoul.com.

Public Pools JaxParks has more than 30 pools open to the public, including one (the Cecil Aquatics Center) that’s open year-round. (For a complete list and pool info, go to bit.ly/gnfH2H). St. Johns County has just one, the Solomon-Calhoun pool, 1300 Duval St., St. Augustine, 209-0395, but it also features a gymnasium and a small splash park (bit.ly/gbSgaO). Fernandina Beach has a pool at the Atlantic Recreation Center with a playground and basketball courts, 2500 Atlantic Ave., 277-7350 (bit.ly/ hT7Qyv). In Clay county, there’s either the public pool at Camp Chowenwaw Park (bit.ly/gO0fws) or the spring-fed public pool at Spring Park in Green Cove Springs on the St. Johns River, which also has playground equipment, and the city pier.

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River Taxi Tours sponsored by the St. Johns Riverkeeper depart from and return to Friendship Fountain in downtown Jacksonville on the second Sat. of the month, and give kids a chance to get on the river, and learn about local history and ecology. First-come, first-boarded. Space is limited; check in at 12:45 p.m., boat leaves at 1 p.m. and returns at 3 p.m. Suggested donation is $15 for ages 12 and older, $5 for children. 252-7336. stjohnsriverkeeper.org

St. Augustine Alligator Farm 999 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 824-3337 In addition to a new zipline ropes course (must be at least 10 years old and 57 inches tall), the Alligator Farm lets you pose for photos with alligators and features twice-a-day feedings.

The bird rookery offers up-close looks at nesting endangered birds, and crocs and other creatures abound in the zoo. Day and weeklong camps are offered between June and August for kids entering grades 1-6 and include hands-on animal presentations, keeper talks, crafts and themed activities.

Each week-long session is $120 for members, $140 for nonmembers. alligatorfarm.us

FREE Splash Parks The once-popular splash park known as Kids Kampus is gone from downtown, but there are still two free splash parks in Northeast Florida. One is located adjacent to the vehicle ramp in Vilano Beach — a small splash park, along with showers, bicycle racks and restrooms. There is also a splash park and playground next to the county pier in St. Augustine Beach, with free parking and beach access. 209-3740.

Skate Station Two local roller rinks (Skate Station Mandarin, 3461 Kori Road, 880-7703, and Skate Station Orange Park, 230 Blanding Blvd., Orange Park, 272-5600) offer roller-skating lessons and open skate sessions at various times. skatestationfunworks.com

ACADEMIC CAMPS & TUTORING Center Academy 3571 Cardinal Point Drive, Jacksonville, 448-1956 2171 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park, 276-3552 2683 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Southside, 645-5366 Center Academy helps students entering 4th-8th grades who suffer from motivation, learning and attention problems.

Three- and five-week programs offer intensive remediation for learning and motivational problems, as well as self-esteem enhancement, and relaxation training. centeracademy.com

The DePaul School of Northeast Florida 3044 San Pablo Road S., Jacksonville, 223-3391 The DePaul School offers an intensive academic summer program for children grades 1-8. Call for fees, times and dates.

Early Learning Coalition of CNBB 1845 Town Center Blvd., Ste. 150, Orange Park, (800) 238-3463 or 213-3939 Early Learning Coalition of Clay, Nassau, Baker and Bradford counties works to prepare children for school. The Voluntary Pre-Kindergarten (VPK) program is free for Florida resident children who will be 4 years old on or before Sept. 1. elcofcnbb.org

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2280 Village Square Parkway, Fleming Island, 264-0605 100 Julington Plaza Drive, St. Johns, 230-2002 14230 Spartina Court, Jacksonville, 821-0085 415 Meldrum Lane, Orange Park, 291-9991 The Goddard School works to instill a lifelong love of learning.

The year-round program offers half or full-day schedules for children ages 6 weeks-6 years old, from 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m., weekdays. The summer program offers special visitors, splash days and nature study. goddardschool.com

Hope Haven Children’s Clinic & Family Center 4600 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 346-5100 Hope Haven offers academic day camp for children in grades K-5 from 8 a.m.-4 p.m., weekdays, mid-June through early August. The program uses traditional teaching methods with small groups and one-on-one enrichment in a fun setting. The Skills for Success program, for children in grades 6-9, is held from 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Mon.-Thur., mid-June through early August. Call for fees and schedules.

Huntington Learning Centers 11111 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 41, Jacksonville, 886-9600 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 54, Jacksonville, 220-1212

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Huntington offers programs in reading, writing, math, phonics, spelling, study skills and SAT/ACT prep for students of all ages.

An individualized program is designed and administered by certified teachers following an diagnostic evaluation. Parents may select days and hours to fit their schedules.

iLearn Academy Tree Hill Nature Center 7152 Lone Star Road, Jacksonville, 724-4646 Live animal programs and hands-on learning programs are offered from 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Mon.-Sat. Registration is required for groups of 15 or more. In addition to the annual Butterfly Festival, held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 28, Tree Hill has 50 acres of trails, hummingbird gardens and guided nature walks.

Call for fees. treehill.org

Treaty Oak This magnificent 250-year-old oak is awe-inspiring enough to dazzle any kid (particularly those who’ve seen the only slightly more extraordinary “Avatar” version). Kids can wander around the base, and even grab a few acorns to plant their own

9471 Baymeadows Road, Ste. 306, Jacksonville, 629-1680 Tutoring for children in grades K-12 is offered in math, language arts, SAT and ACT prep. Evaluation and registration is free. ilearn-academy.com

Island Prep Eco-Friendly Learning Center 4171 A1A S., St. Augustine, 471-1100 This eco-friendly early learning center offers programs for children ages 1 to PreK, including free yoga, Spanish and ASL enrichment classes. It’s open from 7:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Mon.Fri., year round. A fall VPK program is available to children who turn 4 years old by Sept. 1. islandprep.com

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From Andy Warhol’s Factory to Players By The Sea: Barbara Colaciello Williams challenges kids to be their creative best.

An In-the-Body Experience Theater educator Barbara Colaciello Williams shares the glories of improvisation with her students

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arbara Colaciello Williams teaches her students the art of “Zip, Zap,” the necessity “Give and Take,” the ©of2012 mechanics of “The Machine” and the lesson of “Da-Da-Das.” Drama school at the Players by the Sea is play with a purpose. Colaciello Williams uses improvisation to teach her students to commit to their voice, stay in a scene, listen to others and be responsible for playing a part in order for something to happen.

The theme for a recent lesson in “Give and Take” was food. Someone begins with a pronouncement and then repeats it until another student adds his or her thought to the chain. Colaciello Williams gathers her 12 students, fifth through eighth graders, into a circle. “Voices up, energy up,” she instructs.

“Try to be cohesive. Listen to what the other kids are doing. Try to build.”

A bright blonde named Maggie jumped in to start off the round. “I can’t eat meat,” she says matter-of-factly, “so I have a veggie burger.” When no one chimes in, she says it again. “I can’t eat meat. So I have a veggie burger. I can’t eat … “ “Pizza!” declares Jackson with a maniacal enthusiasm.

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The free association travels to cookies to Santa Claus to milk before Colaciello Williams — who at 5 feet, 2 inches is shorter than some in this group — gives the group a contemporary challenge.

“I just don’t know what kind of cereal to buy,” she says, in a befuddled voice. “That one has trans fats. I just don’t know what kind of cereal to buy,” she repeats. “That one has trans fats.”

“Lucky Charms!” Cody crows.

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“Lucky Charms!”

“Those are good!” adds Jackson, thrusting his forefinger into the air.

“Those are good!” pointing finger.

“Those are good!” pointing finger again.

Maggie deflates the sugar mania with a wry observation, “An artificial marshmallow in every bite.”

At the end of the round, Colaciello notes that they were developing ideas as they reacted to each other. Those ideas could become a theater piece, she notes, with the characters positioned inside a grocery store.

“I love improv,” she says in an interview after the class. “In school, we are taught to contain our impulses. … But when you get people into containment, they don’t come up with the most creative ideas. It doesn’t train them to be creative problem solvers or thinkers.”

Colaciello Williams spent her formative years in New York City studying improvisation and acting while she worked for Andy Warhol in the ’70s heyday of The Factory. She grew up in Long Island and studied theater at Rider University, but her real training began when Warhol recruited her to work for him. Her brother Bob Colacello (he changed the spelling of their name and now writes regularly for Vanity Fair) was the first editor of Warhol’s Interview magazine. At 25, Colaciello Williams found herself at the center of New York City’s creative class. Once, when Liza Minnelli came to The Factory for Warhol to shoot portraits, John Lennon also stopped by, and the two danced and sang together. She met Jean-Michel Basquiat, Sting, Lou Reed, Jack Nicholson and other celebrities. It wasn’t their star power that impressed her, she says, it was their creativity.

“I got such an entrée to be around all these wonderful, creative, eccentric people,” she says.

“It helped me in so many ways, for the rest of my life. I think I was lucky. I didn’t fall into the hole of doing all the drugs. I was the observer.”

Colaciello Williams wasn’t too happy when her husband took a job in Jacksonville in 1993. “I didn’t want to come,” she admits.

But in Jacksonville, she could incorporate the improvisational techniques she’d learned with her goal of building an organic creative process.

She first volunteered at her sons’ schools.

Then she taught acting from her Ponte Vedra home before she accepted the job as education director at Players by the Sea in Jax Beach. She has also coached performers, such as Al Letson, and performed in her own one-woman shows, including a recent portrayal of Nina Cummer.

This summer, she will put together the musical, “Once on This Island,” in three weeks’ time with kids in a Players by the Sea workshop, and will lead an improv workshop based on field studies. Last year, the theme was “In de Ville,” and students did observational walks through their neighborhoods and downtown, with Jaxson de Ville, the mascot for the Jacksonville Jaguars. They followed that with character studies based on their observations. This year, the Haskell Company gave the summer program a $5,000 grant, which will help pay for production costs of the musical and allow Players by the Sea to offer scholarships. One boy last year brought home the value of the field studies to Colaciello Williams when he said, “Boy, you really see a lot when you aren’t in your car,” she recalls.

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Kaplan Educational Centers 2683 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Ste. 141, Jacksonville, 642-7741 or (800) KAP-TEST Kaplan offers three-week prep courses for PSATs, SATs and programs in reading and math for high schoolers, as well as FCAT programs for all grades. kaptest.com

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ART, THEATER & DANCE CAMPS Abella’s School of Dance 1765 Tree Blvd., St. Augustine, 810-2010 Students learn the fundamentals of ballet, jazz tumbling, conditioning, choreography, and dance history in the Summer Intensive Workshops. The first session, at a fee of $350, is held 9 a.m.-noon July 9-27 for ages 5-7; the afternoon workshop for ages 8 and older is held from 1-3 p.m. The second session, at a fee of $235, is held July 30-Aug. 10. Advanced ballet and pointe, for ages 11 and older, is offered for $100 a week, from 4-5:30 p.m. abellaschoolofdance.com

Academy of Dance 12276 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 613, Mandarin, 880-2275 This theater dance camp teaches children ages 6-13 voice, drama, makeup, staging, costume design and many forms of dance. Sessions are held weekdays from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. and run June 18-July 27. Young children’s late afternoon and teen/ adult evening classes are also available, along with extended care and field trips.

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12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 641-1212, 280-0614 ext. 203

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Alhambra Theatre and The Cultural Center of Ponte Vedra Beach have teamed up for this theater camp for kids ages 9-12, held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m., weekdays, June 11-22, with a performance on June 25 on the Alhambra’s stage.

Campers study acting, voice, movement, improv, and costume and set design.

Academic camp is offered from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. in June, July and August, focusing on literacy and computer skills and including a summer reading program. Extended care is available. A summer VPK program for kids entering kindergarten in the fall is also offered.

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Amelia Arts offers camps for kids 4-12 from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. weekdays, June 20-Aug. 12. Activities include painting, storytelling, band, clay working, global art and music. Teen workshops are also available. ameliaartsacademy.org

Quantum Leap offers one-on-one private tutoring in all subjects for grades K-adult, with an emphasis on developmentally disabled children. The diagnostic and prescriptive programs offer sensory-based, intensive intervention to build confidence and accelerate learning.

Flexible scheduling available.

Sylvan Learning Center 1414 Kingsley Ave., Ste. 4, Orange Park, 269-2000 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 28, Avondale, 387-5100 2416 Dunn Ave., Northside, 757-2220 880 A1A, Ste. 7, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-8410 Sylvan offers programs in reading, writing, math, algebra, geometry and study skills, including summer enrichment programs and preparation for ACT or SAT. Sylvan specializes in helping students of all ages master learning skills and build self-confidence. sylvanlearning.com

TEAM UP Summer Camp Communities In Schools of Jacksonville 3100 University Blvd. S., Ste. 300, Jacksonville, 630-6900 These free summer camps are offered on-site at 20 Duval County public schools. Times and dates vary by location. The K-8 programs focus on academics, cultural enrichment and career preparation and include recreational activities and field trips. Registration is first-come, first-served, and forms are available at participating schools.

Tutoring Club St. Johns 605 S.R. 13 N., Ste. 109, St. Johns, 230-2855, tutoringclub.com

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Amelia Island Montessori School African Dance Camp 1423 Julia St., Fernandina Beach, 261-6610, ameliaislandmontessori.com This summer camp introduces children to African culture through dance, song and stories. At the end of the weeklong camp, the children perform a choreographed piece to their parents. Camp is held from 9 a.m.-noon July 9-14, at a fee of $125.

Ancient City Art Camp Taught by art professionals and held at Flagler College, this one or two week program for kids entering grades K-8 includes use of the campus pool and culminates in a gallery show for family and friends. The fee is $275 for one week, which includes all art and design materials and a snack. Camp is held Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-3 p.m., July 23-27 and July 30-Aug. 3. Extended day till 5 p.m. is available at a fee of $50. Enroll at eventbrite.com/event/1708274495/?ref=esfb

Art Camp @ MOCAJax Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 396-6911 ext. 207 Art camp at MOCAJax offers children ages 4-17 meaningful art experiences in nine one-week sessions. Camp is held Mon.-Fri., from 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., June 11-Aug. 17 (no camp July 2-6). Camp fees vary by age group. Campers bring their own snacks and lunches. Extended hours are available for $50 per week. mocajacksonville.org/family/camp

This organization tutors students age 5 and older in reading, math, writing, SAT/ACT prep, language, sciences and study skills. Hours are 3:30-7:30 p.m.

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Extended care is available. artoga.org

12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville, 620-4242 The ACT prep course, for grades 9-11, is held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Mon.-Thur., July 16-19 and 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Sat., April 21-June 2. The SAT prep course, for grades 9-11, is held

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abettheatre.com ABET offers age-appropriate sessions for kids younger than 14, focusing on theater games, music and dance, improvisation and storytelling. Camps run from June 11-Aug. 10, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon.-Fri. Fee is $160 per child, per week.

Dance Trance Kidz runs dance fitness classes all summer in Neptune Beach, 4:30-5:15 p.m., and San Marco, 4-4:45 p.m. every Mon. In this fun workshop, kids ages 7-11 learn choreography to popular music without recitals or contracts. dancetrancefitness.com

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8763 Old Kings Road S., Baymeadows, 731-0508

Bricks 4 Kidz offers various camps this summer; call for details.

Experienced instructors teach ballet, pointe (for appropriate ages), tap, jazz, hip-hop, musical theater, modern and more.

Call for schedules and fees.

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Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 632-3015

5619 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 730-3729 3568 St. Johns Ave. S., Jacksonville, 388-7088

The annual Camp Broadway introduces children ages 10-17 to life onstage and behind the scenes, with training in acting, scene study, improvisation, music theory, solo and ensemble singing and dance. Camp Broadway is held from 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. and runs June 18-22 at a fee of $550. Lunch and snacks are provided. artistseriesjax.org

This summer camp offers specialized paint-your-own-pottery and glass fusing instruction in a small group setting for kids age 5 and older. Sessions are held from 10 a.m.-noon weekdays, June 25-Aug. 10. Games, pizza parties and movies are featured. Sibling discounts are available.

Camp Theatre Jacksonville

Bldg. N102, FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 646-2004

First Coast Community Music School 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville, 396-4425 ext. 16 Theatre Jacksonville’s annual summer camp, for ages 7-13, is offered in two four-week sessions from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Camp is held June 11-July 1, and July 16-Aug. 10. Both sessions offer acting, dance, playwriting, stage makeup and stage combat. Camps culminate with a show. Multiple enrollments discounts and extended care are available. Camp fee is $500 per session. theatrejax.com

Children’s Art Classes 9866 Baymeadows Road, Ste. 6, Jacksonville, 612-7557 Art workshops are held June 18-July 27, Mon.-Fri., for age 3 and older, ranging from beginning drawing to clay and maskmaking. childrensartclasses.com

Culinary Arts Cooking Camp First Coast Technical College, 2980 Collins Ave., St. Augustine, 547-3461 The cooking camp is held 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon.-Thur. June 18-21, July 19-12, 16-19 and 23-26, in sessions for kids ages 8-12 and 13-17. The fee is $195 which includes materials, groceries, professional instruction and lunch. fctc.edu

The Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach

FCCMS offers high school band camp, 1-5 p.m. July 16-27; and intermediate band camp, orchestra and piano, 8 a.m.noon, July 16-27. Call for fees and details.

The Florida Ballet Summer Intensive 300 E. State St., Jacksonville, 353-7518 The Florida Ballet offers a course for the serious dance student. Daily classes, held June 13-25, include ballet, pointe, technique, acting, Pilates and jazz, as well as a boys’ class.

Seminars in dance history, music appreciation, auditioning skills, theater and makeup are offered. The workshop is held June 11-23.

Florida State University Summer Music Camps 202 Longmire Bldg., FSU, Tallahassee, (850) 644-9934, (850) 645-7272 FSU offers workshops in double reed, tuba & euphonium, and double bass; camps include string orchestra, marching band leadership, honors choral ensemble, honors jazz ensemble, honors piano and honors chamber winds. Each camp provides musical, social and recreational opportunities, offered to middle school and high school students. Call for fees and schedule information. music.fsu.edu/pr/summer-camps.htm

50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-0614

Girls Rock Camp Jacksonville

Camps are offered to encourage artistic expression, art appreciation and imagination through the visual, culinary and performing arts. Weekly thematic sessions are held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. for children 4-18, weekdays, and run June 11-Aug. 17. Fees vary by session. Extended care is available.

Campers bring their own lunches. Call for schedules and fees.

(813) 453-8341, girlsrockjacksonville@gmail.com

Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 355-0630 Camp Cummer, for kids entering grades 1-6, is held from 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., weekdays, June 11-July 27. Kids draw, paint, construct and explore art and nature. Space is limited; call for fees and schedules. cummer.org

The Dance Company 370 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine, 471-4946 This nonprofit dance school offers ballet, tap, jazz and modern.

Two summer camps for kids 4-11 and a weeklong intensive for ages 12-17 are offered. Camp hours are 9 a.m.-noon weekdays, June 25-July 6, July 23-Aug. 3 and Aug. 6-10. Call for fees and schedules.

This one-week summer day camp is held July 30-Aug. 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at a local school in the urban core; the after-camp showcase is held on Aug. 4 at The Florida Theatre. Girls ages 8-16 learn an instrument (or get better at one they already know), form a band, and write a song.

Throughout the week, bands perform during lunch. Dance parties and daily workshops are featured. Camp fee is $300. girlsrockjacksonville.tumblr.com/

High School Summer Musical Theatre Experience Wilson Center, FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 632-2347 This year, participants who are current 7th-12th grade students in Duval, Clay, St. Johns, Nassau and outer lying counties perform Peter Pan from July 27-Aug. 5. Free auditions are held on April 28 and 29. Local high school actors, dancers, singers, technicians and musicians are needed. SMTE provides the opportunity to work hands-on with local theater professionals. The fee is $250 for performers, $200 for techs; scholarships are available. fscj.edu

DanceMania 12226 Beach Blvd., Stes. 12 & 13, 998-7522, dancemania.00go.com Two camps are held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. July 9-13, July 16-20 and July 30-Aug. 3. Princess Camp for girls ages 4-8 features parties, dances, games and crafts. Girls Rock Camp for ages 8-13 features dance classes, musical theater and improvisational workshops creating shows each week based on favorite popular rock stars. Camp fee is $175 a week; discounts for multiple weeks are available. After-care available for an additional fee.

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Jacksonville Children’s Chorus 225 E. Duval St., Jacksonville, 353-1636 Jacksonville Children’s Chorus is open to all Northeast Florida kids, providing music education for children of all backgrounds, fostering teamwork, self-discipline, accomplishment and pride.

Jacksonville University Summer Dance Intensive 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville, 256-7048 This two-week camp, for intermediate and advanced students, includes classes in ballet, pointe, hip hop, jazz, tap, Pilates and many other disciplines, and are taught by JU faculty, students and alumni. Residential and non-residential

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Kids experience variety of media, including painting, drawing, printmaking, mixed media and sculpture. Each session is led by professional art educators and artists.

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This theater camp is for children entering grades 1-9.

Campers receive training in music, dance, drama, and arts and crafts. Camp runs from 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., June 18-July 13 and July 16-Aug. 10, with extended day available. An abbreviated session is held July 18-29. Lunch is provided. Camp is open to children of all national origins and faiths. jcajax.org

KidzArt 1820 N. S.R. 13, Jacksonville, 287-8603 This art-enrichment program lets children discover various artistic styles and techniques using water colors, art markers, colored pencils, chalk, charcoal and polymer clay. Themed programs include “Out of This World” and “Secret Agent.”

Classes range from a few hours to a half-day for a partial or full week, depending on the child’s age. kidzartnfl.com

Kinderstudios 1897 Island Walkway, Ste. 4, Fernandina Beach, 415-0954 The performing arts camp sessions, for kids 4-12 years old, are held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Mon.-Fri., July 2-27, with a theatrical performance each Fri. Sessions feature themed drawing, painting, set design, song and dance and drama games from “The Muppet Show,” “Peter Pan,” “The Lion King” and “Wicked.”

LaVilla School of the Arts Summer Camp 501 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 633-6069 ext. 108

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Instructors work with drummers, guitarists, bassists, keyboardists, violinists, vocalists and others interested in playing in a band and learning different music styles. Rock Band for kids ages 10 and older; Mozart Meets Picasso, ages 7-12; pre-school music fundamentals and music for Little Mozarts, ages 4-6; keyboards, ages 6-17; kids choir, 6-9; show choir, 10-18; instrumental band and strings ensemble, 7 and older. Call for times, fees and dates.

North Florida Music Camp University of North Florida Fine Arts Facility, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-3841 This five-day intensive performance camp, for children entering grades 8-12, focuses on jazz and classical instruction. Campers must have a minimum two years experience on their instruments and basic music reading skills. Camp is held June 17-21.

North Florida Piano Camp

11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine, 825-1164

University of North Florida Dept. of Music, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-3854

Camp sessions are held Mon.-Fri. at Johnson Children’s Art Center; for ages 4 and 5, 9-11:30 a.m. at a weekly fee of $55 for members, $80 for non-members; for ages 6-12 from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at a weekly fee of $155 for members, $180 for non-members and for ages 13-16 from 1-4 p.m. at a

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This camp offers band, string and theater programs for kids in grade 5-high school. Session A for band and orchestra is held June 18-21 and 25-28; session B is held July 16-19 and 23-26; each session is $100. Theater camp is held June 18-21, 25-28, July 9-12, 16-19, 23-26 and 30-Aug. 2, at a fee of $200.

This camp, for ages 4-14, offers focus areas, including visual arts, dance, theater, Top Chef science, historical reenactment, vocal, piano/percussion, guitar, musical theater, circus, film, comics, screenprinting, junior counselor and storytellers.

Camps are held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m., weekdays, June 18-July 27. Camp costs vary by session and type. Free lunch, snacks and extended day are available.

KIDZfACTory offers camps for kids ages 6-17, including “Wonka Kids,” held from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. weekdays June 18July 11 with performances on July 12, 13, 14 and 15, and for ages 11-17, “Guys and Dolls Junior” held from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. weekdays July 23-Aug. 15, with performances on Aug. 16, 17, 18 and 19. Students play theater games, rehearse the show, make set pieces and paint a backdrop. limelight-theatre.org

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University of North Florida Fine Arts Facility, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, (228) 383-4918, NorthFloridaPercussion.org Kids entering eighth-12th grade are instructed by world-class musicians from June 10-15 at this overnight camp. Camp fee covers dorms, all meals and camp instruction. Call for details.

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This camp, for children entering grades 8-12, focuses on piano lessons, master classes, music theory, technique and piano literature. Campers may stay overnight or attend as a day camper (8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. daily). Camp is held June 10-16.

Ortega Arts Camp Ortega United Methodist Church 4807 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville, 389-5556 ext. 116 This fine and performing arts camp for children in grades 1-6 is held from 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. on June 11-15 and 18-22. Activities include drawing, painting, sculpture, music and dance.

The Performers Academy 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 322-7672

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Art Camp @ MOCAJax offers children ages 4-17 meaningful art experiences in nine one-week sessions at the Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville.

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This performing arts school offers several camps, including Broadway Bound Musical Theatre, held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

July 23-27 and Aug. 6-10 for ages 10 and older, at a fee of $240 a week. A free performance wraps up each week.

CooperMorgan Dance Theater is held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. June 11-29, for ages 6 and older, at $165 a week. The recreational and pre-professional dance camp mixes traditional and modern techniques, culminating in a dance production every Fri. The JCC provides lunch. Hello Hollywood is held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. July 16-20 for kids ages 9 and older, at a fee of $250 a week. Campers make a short film and take home a DVD. theperformersacademy.com

Planet Pottery 1108 A1A N., Ste. 104, Ponte Vedra, 543-1112 Adults and kids select a piece of pottery — plates, mugs, serving pieces, vases, frames, pet bowls — then paint a oneof-a-kind ceramic piece. Call for schedules and fees.

Players by the Sea School of the Arts 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach, 249-0289

CHURCH CAMPS & PROGRAMS All Saints Camp Holy Cross Charismatic Orthodox Church 110 Masters Drive, St. Augustine, 810-0535 The theme is Under the Sea 3D; camp is held 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

June 13-Aug. 19 for ages 5-12. Field trips, sports and arts and crafts are featured, at a fee of $85 a week.

Dinsmore Vacation Bible School Dinsmore United Methodist Church, 10604 Iowa Ave., Jacksonville, 768-6101 Vacation Bible School is held in July. Call the church for details and directions.

Camp Kulaqua 23400 N.W. 212nd Ave., High Springs, Fla., (386) 454-1351

PBTS offers small camps that encourage children to express themselves through the arts. Camps include Let’s Put on a Play, Let’s Put on a Musical, Camp A-Go-Go and Character Zone. The three-week camp is held June 11-30, weekdays from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Teen Improv-a-thon is held July 16-27.

Fees vary by session. Campers rehearse, stage, and perform a full-length show. playersbythesea.org

Located in North Central Florida, Camp Kulaqua, accredited by the American Camping Association, offers a week-long, coed residential camp for a traditional camp experience, and specialty camps for kids ages 7-16. The overnight Christian camp’s activities include horseback riding, archery, canoeing, crafts, go-carts, sports, skateboarding and zoo/ nature. Sessions, held from June 5-16, are age appropriate. campkulaqua.com

Pottery Works

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4375 Southside Blvd., Ste. 11, Jacksonville, 646-3009

6595 Columbia Park Court, Jacksonville, 641-8385 7860 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville, 641-8385

This paint-your-own-pottery studio offers reservations for groups of eight or more, with special rates for schools, daycare centers and camps. Studio time includes all supplies, glazing and firing. Participants pick up their finished pieces one week later. Pottery Works can also bring the activity to you (10 or more participants required).

A ministry of Shepherd of the Woods Lutheran Church and School, this Christian camp offers several sessions for appropriate age groups. Activities include games, swimming, sports, arts and crafts, music and drama, fishing, boating, water play and devotions. Extended care is available. Call for times, dates and camp fees.

Puddy Mud Pottery Studio 852 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 810-5603

Camp Legacy

Kids paint their own ceramic pottery. Sessions are held July 2-Aug. 16. Hours are 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon.-Thur. Call for fees and camp details.

1714-5 S.R. 13, Jacksonville, 287-2525, (888) 287-2539

Riverside Children’s Arts Center 2841 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 389-1751, riversideartscenter.org Located at Riverside Avenue Christian Church, the arts center offers six weeks of camp for children completing grades Pre-K through five, from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Mon.-Fri., July 23-Aug. 10. Classes include visual arts, music, specialty classes and outdoor play daily. Extended care, scholarships and sibling discounts are available.

This co-ed overnight camp located at Camp St. Johns at Marywood Retreat Center near Switzerland offers a sports, arts and crafts camp in a Christian environment, for middle school students. Activities include swimming, tennis, volleyball, softball and basketball. Camp meets July 1-6 and 8-13. Camp fee is $350.

Deermeadows Baptist Church 9780 Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville, 642-2200 The Deermeadows Baptist Church holds its free Vacation Bible School from 9 a.m.-noon, June 20-24, for children age 5-grade 5 by Sept. 1.

Savannah College of Art and Design 231 W. Boundary St., Savannah, Ga., (912) 525-5100, (800) 869-7223

Grace Episcopal Day School

SCAD summer seminars are held for students who have completed grades 9-11. Fees vary according to schedule.

For more information, contact the college at P.O. Box 2072, Savannah, GA 31402-2072. scad.edu

Weekly themed camp sessions are held June 1-Aug. 13. Hours and fees for PK3-Kindergarten are 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., at $110 per week; hours and fees for kids in first-sixth grades are 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. at $135 per week. Before and after care are also available. geds.net

156 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park, 269-3718

St. Augustine Dance Conservatory 3670 U.S. 1 S., Ste. 150, St. Augustine, 797-6469 North Campus, 3025 C.R. 210, Ste. 102, St. Augustine, 797-6469 APA offers kids, tots to teens, participation in musical and dance productions and recitals throughout the summer, July 9-Aug. 20. Call for schedules and fees. academyofperformingarts.net

4001 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville, 396-7745 Vacation Bible school is held from 9 a.m.-noon, weekdays, June 20-24 for potty-trained kids ages 3 (by May 31) through completed grade 5. Activities include arts and crafts and Bible study. habchurch.com

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Jacksonville Children’s Exploration Camp

Douglas Anderson School of the Arts, 2445 San Diego Rd., Jacksonville, 390-2971

3675 San Pablo Road, Jacksonville, 241-3515, 493-3545

This camp is held for kids in grades 4-12. Session I runs June 13, 14, 18, 19 and 20; Session II is held June 21, 25, 26, 27 and 28. The fee is $200 per session. Classes include ballet, modern dance, jazz, musical theater and technique.

Summer Film Camp

Located at the Foundation Academy, this camp offers six weeks of educational and fun activities for kids ages 5-15, from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon.-Fri., June 20-July 29. The camp features field trips, arts, gardening, literacy, math, community service and career education for older students. Fee is $70 per week per child. jacksonvillechildrensexplorationcamp.com

University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville, 620-4200

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This camp, for children ages 10-17, introduces the techniques, language and process of filmmaking. Camp is held from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. July 9-13 and 16-20, at a fee of $349 for the twoweek session. creativeflorida.org

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Hendricks Avenue Baptist Church

88 S.E. 75th St., Starke, (352) 473-4516, montgomerycenter.org Camp sessions are held June 9-Aug. 10 for kids in grades 2-12, in age-appropriate groups. Fees range from $80-

KIDS DIRECTORY $725, depending upon the program, which include explorer, challenge, wild water, power & light and counselor in training sessions. The camp is accredited with the American Camp Association.

first aid and water sports. A Cub Scout day camp is held at many locations throughout Northeast Florida, with varied hours and session dates. Specialty camps are also available. nfcscouting.org

Salvation Army Child Development Center

Burrell’s Camp Chippewa

318 Ocean St., Jacksonville, 665-0102

Camp Chippewa offers full-day camps from 6:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m., Mon.-Fri., held June 11-Aug. 17, for ages 6-12 with counselors hailing from England and Ireland. Camp features daily swimming, horseback riding, canoeing, fishing and field trips. Indoor activities include arts and crafts, and games.

Registration is $40 and the weekly camp fee is $140 which includes lunch. burrellscampchippewa.net

Weekly activities, held June 20-Aug. 12, for kids ages 6-12 include swimming, field trips, movies, ceramics, arts and crafts, cooking, chapel service, team sports and games, reading/journaling experience and more. A child development center for age 6 weeks and older is also offered.

3111 Tiger Hole Road, Jacksonville, 737-4988

Southside Baptist VBS 1435 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville, 396-6633

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The free Vacation Bible School program “Big Apple Adventure” is held for kids 4 years old-completed sixth grade. Activities include crafts, games, music and Bible study. Extended care is available for $150 per child, with sibling discounts.

Recreation Dept., 2500 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach, 277-7350

University Christian School 5520 University Blvd. W., Jacksonville, 737-6330 Ultimate Camp for Summer, for kids age 3 through rising grade 6, is held from 7 a.m.-6 p.m. weekdays, June 1-July 29.

Activities include science projects, arts and crafts, field trips water activities, as well as sports camps. ucschool.org

Vacation Bible School St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 1150 Fifth St. N., Jax Beach, 246-2466 High Seas Expedition VBS is held from 9 a.m.-noon, July 23-27 in the Parish Hall, for kids ages 4 through fifth grade.

Admission is $25 for the first child, $20 for each additional child. beachesepiscopalschool.org

YMCA Camp Indian Springs 2387 Bloxam Cut-off Road, Crawfordville, (850) 926-3361 This traditional YMCA residential camp is nestled in a wooded area with a natural spring on 70 acres in Wakulla County, Fla. With a variety of land and water activities including Western and English horseback riding, an indoor skate park, BMX, ATVs and paintball, this camp for boys and girls ages 7-16, held May 30-Aug. 5, is committed to the Christian principles of the YMCA. campindiansprings.org to register online.

Activities for children ages 3-12 include arts and crafts, swimming, sports, guest speakers, outings to the beach and field trips. Kids bring their own lunches. A preschool program is also offered. Hours are 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m., weekdays.

Camp Juliette Low P.O. Box 5113, Marietta, GA 30061, (770) 428-1062, (706) 862-2169 This Girl Scout camp holds one and two-week sessions for girls ages 7-rising 10th graders. A traditional outdoor residence camp, Juliette Low offers activities that include swimming, sailing, canoeing, archery, tennis, outdoor living skills, horseback riding, arts and crafts, hiking, drama and nature studies. The camp is in Cloudland, Ga., about 40 miles northwest of Rome.

Camp Ki Tov Jacksonville Jewish Center 3662 Crown Point Road, Jacksonville, 282-1000, 268-4200 ext. 122 Camp Ki Tov offers eight sessions for kids ages 1-15 from June 18-Aug. 10, from 9 a.m.-1:45 p.m. or from 9 a.m.3:45 p.m., with extended hours available. Activities include swimming, canoeing, games, field trips, Judaica, overnights and undernights, cooking, music and Shabbat celebrations.

Fees vary with schedules. jaxjewishcenter.com

Camp PAL 3450 Monument Road, Arlington, 854-6555 2165 W. 33rd St., Northside, 355-3308

DAY & OVERNIGHT CAMPS

This camp offers indoor sports, life skills, instructional swimming, fishing and field trips for ages 6-14. Camp is held from 7:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., June 18-July 27, at a cost of $100 per child per week, with a $50 registration. Lunch is provided. jaxpal.com

Andromeda Preschool 131 Suzanne Ave., Orange Park, 272-0424

Chappell Schools’ Summer Camp

A full-service daycare, Andromeda offers a camp program with entertainment, field trips, crafts, cooking projects and special events. Daily activities are planned and posted on a weekly basis. Andromeda is open from 6 a.m.-6 p.m. weekdays.

101 W. State St., Downtown, 632-3122 4501 Capper Road, Northside, 713-6010 8400 Baycenter Road, FSCJ Deerwood, 739-1279 1301 Riverplace Blvd., Jacksonville, 399-1009 484 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 598-8888

Beaches Episcopal School Summer Camp 1150 Fifth St. N., Jax Beach, 246-2466 ext. 121 This private school offers summer camp programs for children entering grades Pre-K through sixth, in sessions held June 1822, June 25-29, July 9-13 and July 16-20. Themed activities include American Girl, Bug’s Life, Builders Camp, Camp Hollywood, Rocket to the Stars, Giddy Up Gang, Legomania, pottery, robotics, Superhero Academy, Top Chef and a slew of others. Camp runs from 9 a.m.-noon or 9 a.m.-3 p.m., depending on program chosen, Mon.-Fri. Camp fees are $145 or $200. beachesepiscopalschool.org

The Bolles School 7400 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 256-5080, 733-9292 Bolles offers academic and day camps throughout the summer. Specialty camps may be combined with Bolles Day Camp. bolles.org

Boy Scouts of America 521 S. Edgewood Ave., Jacksonville, 388-0591 The North Florida Council sponsors overnight camps for Boy Scouts only, ages 11 and older, held in one week sessions at Camp Shands in Melrose, Fla. Activities include BMX bicycle racing, archery, rifle and shotgun, hiking, cookouts,

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Kids ages 5-11 participate in activities including skating, movies, bowling, sports, performing arts, water play and arts and crafts. Call for dates, times and fees.

Community Connections of Jacksonville Davis Center, 325 E. Duval St., 354-6681 Homeless Housing Program, 1839 S. Lane Ave., Ste. 102, 786-6886 Normandy Community Center, 1751 Lindsey Road, 378-1676 Courtney Manor, 5620 Collins Road, 215-8160 Kendall Court, 10535 Lem Turner Road, 713-8970 Leigh Meadows, 4320 Sunbeam Road, 2 2-3293 Lindsey Terrace, 6455 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-6283 Sable Palms, 2150 Emerson St., 398-3863 A.L. Lewis Center, 3655 Ribault Scenic Drive, 764-5686

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This program offers weekly field trips, free breakfast, lunch and snack, arts and crafts, and academic enrichment. Camps are held at nine locations in Jacksonville; fees vary for each location, with a $15 registration. Scholarships available for those who qualify. Call for fees, times and locations. communityconnectionsjax.org

Creative Kids 37 S. Dixie Highway, St. Augustine, 826-0565

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Creative Kids offers this day camp for elementary school students. Campers may attend the weekly sessions on a full-time or part-time basis. Activities include swimming, field trips, arts and crafts, sports and drama. Call for schedules and fee information.

Duval County Public Schools Summer Camps The school system offers a variety of day camps at schools throughout the county, starting as early as June 11 (schedules vary by camp). Some camps have extended hours. Call the school’s Community Education Assistant Principal or the Extended Day Director after 3 p.m. for more information.

Information on additional summer camps is available at the Community Education Office at 858-6080. duvalschools.org

Duval County 4-H 1010 N. McDuff Ave., Jacksonville, 387-8858 Duval County 4-H offers summer youth camps where campers learn leadership development and community involvement.

The volunteer adult leaders are trained and certified. Call for dates, times and fees.

Episcopal Children’s Services Exchange South, 9143 Philips Hwy., Ste. 500, Jacksonville, 519-2800 15 Belmont Blvd., Orange Park, 213-3071 2506 Blanding Blvd., Middleburg, 291-5472 516 S. 10th St., Fernandina Beach, 491-3630 ECS operates child development centers offering full-day early education for ages 6 weeks-5 years. Centers also offer Florida’s Voluntary Pre-K (VPK) program during the school year. The centers are open from 6:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. ECS also assists parents in finding quality child care in Clay, Nassau, Baker, Bradford, Putnam and St. Johns counties. Call 7261500 for more information or visit ecs4kids.org.

4455 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville, 396-5751 An extensive and varied summer program is offered for rising students, grades 1-12, featuring academics, athletics and arts (music and studio), and fun camps for younger children. Dates, times and fees vary. episcopalhigh.org

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Fletcher High Middle School Summer Camp 700 Seagate Ave., Neptune Beach, 247-5905 One and two week middle school summer camps, for kids who have completed grades 5-8, are held from June 18-July 27.

Camps offered include sports, performing arts, fine arts, arts & crafts, nature/science/outdoors and academic. Registration deadline is May 26. Contact Community Education at Fletcher for fees, times and dates. Campers bring their own lunch. fhssummercamps.com

4-H Summer Day Camps St. Johns County Cooperative Extension, 3125 Agricultural Center Drive, St. Augustine, 209-0430 Day camps include beginning beekeeping, flora & fauna, landscape camp, beginning sewing, freshwater aquarium, junk drawer robotics and coastal camp. Dates, times, fees and age ranges (from 5-18) vary by program, most activities are limited to fewer than 20 campers and run one or two days.

Girl Scouts of Gateway Council 1031 S. S.R. 21, Orange Springs, 291-0648 ext. 102 Camp Kateri is a resident camp for rising grades 1-12. Most sessions are six days/five nights, Sun.-Fri., June 17-July 27.

Programs include equestrian, waterskiing, kayaking, archery, astronomy and others. Financial aid is available. Non-scouts are welcome. Girl Scouts helps girls develop leadership, decision-making skills and a social conscience. Council office is located at 1000 Shearer St., Jacksonville, 388-4653. girlscouts-gateway.org

Happy Acres Ranch 7117 Crane Ave., Jacksonville, 725-1410 Happy Acres offers a traditional outdoor day camp experience, including swimming, boating, nature, arts and crafts, horseback riding, sports and special events. Camp is held 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., for ages 4-12. Extended daycare costs are included. Lunch and snacks are provided. Call for fees and dates.

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In addition to the annual Butterfly Festival, held on April 28, Tree Hill Nature Center on Lone Star Road in Jacksonville offers live animal programs and guided nature walks.

The commission provides grants to several nonprofit organizations that run summer camp programs in Duval County. The eight-week programs are open to Duval County children K-15. Children enrolled in the free/reduced lunch program, or who have documented special needs and/or are McKay Scholarship recipients are eligible for selected camps.

All camps provide literacy activities and field trips. A list of camps is available at jaxkids.net

Jacksonville Country Day School 10063 Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville, 641-4166 Jacksonville Country Day Camp provides activities and education for age 4 through rising grade 6. Camp activities include swimming instruction, field trips, arts and crafts, canoeing and fishing, and sleepovers. Camps are held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m., June 11-Aug. 3, with early and extended care available. Fees and schedules vary. jcds.com

JaxParks Kids Camp R.F. Kennedy Center, 1133 Ionia St., 630-0933 Kids ages 4 and 5 get into loads of activities for active bodies and inquisitive minds. Camp fee is $75 for a twoweek session, $20 for extended day. Call for schedules. jaxparks.com

teens in JaxParks’ Teen Power Junior Counselor program.

Cost is $25 per two-week session. Other camps include tennis, basketball, volleyball and art. Go to coj.net for details and dates.

JaxParks Teen Camp Emmett Reed Center, 1093 W. Sixth St., 630-0958 Teens participate in diverse, age-appropriate activities that explore recreation, education and life skills. Camp fee is $75 for a two-week session, $20 for extended day. Call for schedules. jaxparks.com

Jewish Community Alliance 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 730-2100 ext. 252 JCA offers several non-religious camps for ages 2 through high school with cooking, pottery, theater, arts and crafts, dance, gymnastics, tennis and swimming. Open to children of all religions, the camp is ACA approved. Camp is held 9 a.m.3:30 p.m. (various schedules are available), June 18-Aug. 10, with pre-camp and post-camp available. Check with JCA for details on the types of camps and fees. jcajax.org

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This hourly drop-in center offers a safe, secure environment and a low child-to-staff ratio, with activities including arts and crafts, stories, group games, music and indoor play, and water play every Wed. kidspark.com

These camps are offered at various locations. Summer Enrichment Camp is for ages 6-12, including indoor games, arts and crafts, sports activities and water play. Cost is $75 per two-week session, $25 for each extended day session.

Teen Power Camp, for ages 13-17, offers the opportunity to learn job skills and responsibility while networking with other

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KIDS DIRECTORY 2 Atlantic Court, Atlantic Beach, 249-0888 12040 McCormick Road, Arlington, 641-1812 1735 Eagle Harbor Parkway, Orange Park, 278-7710 5230 LaVentura Drive E., Jacksonville, 778-3181 Offers summer camp for ages 6-12. Along with weekly themes, activities include sports, arts and crafts, quiet games, movies and field trips. Camps, including extended care, run from 6:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.

The Learning Experience 8411 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville, 620-8320 Reading programs, games and kids’ activities and VPK are featured for kids ages 6 weeks to 5. After-school care is available. Call for fees and schedules. tlechildcare.com

Neptune Beach Elementary Summer Day Camp 1515 Florida Blvd., Neptune Beach, 247-5957 Swimming, field trips, arts and crafts, music, rhythmic activities, camp carnival, camp cookout, water slide and special events are available for campers age 5 (by May 1) through grade 4. Campers bring their own bag lunch. Call for fees and schedules.

for girls ages 8-17, held June 3-Aug. 3. Enrollment is limited to 60 girls. Campers learn horsemanship through instruction, time in the saddle on trails, and the care and responsibility of having her own horse. Valley View offers several riding programs including English and hunt seat, Western stock seat and barrels (gymkhana), and vaulting. valleyviewranch.com

MODELING & FASHION CAMP Sessions Modeling Summer Camp 12627 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 401, Jacksonville, 292-4366, sessionsmodeling.com Sessions Modeling Studio offers 10 six-day modeling programs, from 10 a.m.-3 p.m., June 4-Aug. 13, for children and teens. Activities include runway modeling, makeup news, fashion photography, new hairstyles, social etiquette and poise, and how to act in television commercials. A photo session and fashion show close each session. Weekly cost is $225. Free extended day care is available. Kids bring their lunches.

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1821 Town Center Blvd., Fleming Island, 264-4202 Kids, entering first through eighth grades, are in age-specific groups for summer activities, including sports, visual arts, performing arts, and science and technology. 02bkids.com

St. Augustine Lighthouse & Museum 81 Lighthouse Ave., St. Augustine, 829-0745 Kids discover the Oldest City’s maritime past in themed sessions that include Sea, Sail, Shrimp & Slime. Children ages 6-12 take part in hands-on activities, crafts, games and a field trip in St. Augustine. Camp runs June 18-Aug. 3.

The week-long sessions are held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. and extended care is available. Call for specific age groups, fees and applicable schedules.

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The aviation program is held 9 a.m.-3 p.m., June 25-30.

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SJCDS offers day camp for kids grades Pre-K-8. Activities include swimming, arts & crafts, computers, field trips and special events. The camp is located on a 26-acre campus, with athletic fields, playground, shower and locker facilities, fine arts resources, swimming pool, computer labs and an air-conditioned gym. Camp is held weekdays, from 9 a.m.-3 p.m., June 11-Aug. 3. Extended care is available. Additional adventure camps include art, basketball, cheerleading, cooking, dance, fishing, football, gymnastics, karate, moviemaking, needlecrafts, soccer and volleyball, and may be taken individually or combined with the day camp.

U.S. Astronaut Hall of Fame’s Educational Facilities, , S.R. 405, Kennedy Space Center, (321) 449-4400

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This camp, located at Nassau Outdoor Education Center, offers arts and crafts, team-building, climbing, canoeing, archery, journal-keeping, computers and drama for ages 5-14. Day and overnight options are available. Day camp session I ($175) is held June 4-8 for ages 5-7; campers pack a lunch. Session II ($350) is held June 11-22 for ages 8-10; session III ($325) is held June 25-July 6 for ages 11-14.

Overnights are $10 each. fscj.edu

4114 Oxford Ave., Jacksonville, 388-2632 The Toddler Camp program for kids 2 and 3 by Sept. 1 and the Junior Camp program for rising pre-K and kindergarten students (ages 4-5) offer activities that encourage hands-on interaction. Camp is held from 9 a.m.-noon or 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

Snacks are provided. Extended day available, 7:30 a.m.-6 p.m.

Dates are June 11-Aug. 3. The Enrichment Summer Day Camp program, includes arts and crafts, indoor/outdoor recreation, scrapbooking, cooking, horticulture and afternoon field trips.

Call for fees and schedules. stmarksdayschool.org

Skyland Camp for Girls 317 Spencer St., Clyde, N.C., (828) 627-2470 Located in the Appalachian Mountains with activities such as swimming, rafting, archery, team sports, arts and drama, Skyland offers a 3:1 camper-to-counselor ratio. The camp also focuses on riding, tennis and excursions, both camping and cultural. Call for fees and schedules.

The Sunshine House 3993 San Jose Park Drive, Jacksonville, 636-0581 The center offers a day camp, Future Stars, featuring field trips, learning activities, breakfast, lunch and snacks in a safe environment. Professional teachers are trained in CPR and First Aid, as well as specialized summer programs for ages 6 weeks to 12 years.

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At Camp Kennedy Space Center, children ages 8-14 experience, imagine and interact through space shuttle mission simulations and Space Center tours. Sessions are held 9 a.m.-4 p.m. weekdays, June 11-Aug. 10, at a fee of $295 per week. kennedyspacecenter.com

Camp Wildwoods Wilderness Adventure Camp Cook Nassau Center, 76346 Burgess Blvd., Yulee, 548-4490

GTM Research Reserve Summer Camps 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra, 823-4500 Adventures in the Estuary Summer Camp, for kids entering grades 1-8, is held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on June 25-29 (grades 1-3), July 9-13 (grades 3-5) and July 16-20 (grades 6-8).

Camp fees vary. gtmnerrcamp.eventbrite.com

Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens Summer Day Camp 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville, 757-4463 ext. 122 Campers ages 5-15 go wild and experience hands-on activities up close with more than 2,000 endangered and exotic animals. Ten week-long age-appropriate camps are held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m., June 11-Aug. 10. Campers bring lunch. Visit jacksonvillezoo.org for information on camp themes, schedules and fees. Extended care is available.

Splash Ground, located in the Zoo’s Play Park, is open through September.

Valley View Ranch 606 Valley View Ranch Road, Cloudland, Ga., (706) 862-2231

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JU Marine Science Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7766 The new Marine Science Research Institute at Jacksonville University, in conjunction with the St. Johns Riverkeeper, offers two one-week marine science day camps for high school students, held 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Mon.-Fri., June 18-22 and June 25-29. Kids explore from the estuary to the coastal environment on field trips along the St. Johns River and perform laboratory analysis of samples collected in the field. Cost is $200 per week (with before and after care provided from 7:30 a.m.-6 p.m. for an additional $50 fee).

Daily attendance is $50 per day.

Science & Technology Camp Kirby-Smith Middle School, 2034 Hubbard St., Jacksonville, 630-6601 This two-week intensive experience in science and technology is limited to gifted and high achieving students in Duval, Clay, Nassau and St. Johns county schools.

Students work with faculty using science and technology labs on challenging activities, including robotics, chemistry, astronomy, zoology, video editing, filmmaking, video game design, computer building, design, 3D animation, computer programming. Military and sibling discounts. Suggested age range is rising fourth to eighth graders. Camp is held 9 a.m.-4:15 p.m. Mon.-Thur., June 18-29 and July 9-20, with a fee of $325 for beginners; advanced fee to be determined. Campers bring a bag lunch.

First Coast YMCA 9119 Merrill Rd., Arlington, 744-2233 1205 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach, 261-1080 86029 Pages Dairy Rd., Yulee, 261-1080 8301 Ft. Caroline Road, Arlington, 744-2234 2075 Town Center Blvd., Orange Park, 278-9622 3322 Moody Ave., Orange Park, 272-4304 800 Oakleaf Plantation Parkway, Orange Park, 644-0072 6823 Argyle Forest Blvd., Jacksonville, 644-0072 11844 Mandarin Rd., Mandarin, 292-1660 1824 Dean Rd., Hendricks, 292-1660 10400 Lone Star Rd., Arlington, 744-2234 4000 Kernan Blvd., Southside, 292-1660 4510 Palm Valley Rd., Ponte Vedra, 543-9622 170 Landrum Lane, Ponte Vedra, 543-9622 6079 Bagley Rd., Jacksonville, 309-6840 5700 Cleveland Rd., Jacksonville, 765-3589 3925 Main St., Middleburg, 644-0072 7373 Old Kings Rd. S., Jacksonville, 292-1660 500 pope Rd., St. Augustine, 471-9622 299 Riberia St., St. Augustine, 471-9622 1965 S.R. 13, St. Augustine, 471-9622 Summer camp activities include swimming, arts and crafts projects, indoor/outdoor sports, games and field trips. Check with your local Y for details. firstcoastymca.org

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Hendricks Avenue Baptist Church, 4001 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville, 288-7259 ext. 19

The Summer Adventure Camps offer science, history and astronomy-themed programs for grades Pre-K through sixth.

Kids may explore exhibits and Bryan Gooding Planetarium.

One-week sessions run from 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., weekdays.

Pre-K camps are held June 18-22 (Animals of MOSH), June 25-29 (Dinos), July 2-6 (Hooray for USA), July 9-13 (Under the Sea), July 16-20 (Big World, Big Sky), July 23-27 (5 Senses – Sight, sound, touch, taste and scent), July 30-Aug. 3 (Wings, Stings and Crawly Things) and Aug. 6-10 (Dinos II). Elementary Camps, held at the same dates, include LEGO Mania (K-3) and LEGO Robots (4-6); A T. Rex Named Sue (K-6); Blast From the Past: Spirit of ‘76 (K-3) and Video Gamers Club: Part 1 (4-6); Under the Sea (K-3) and Video Gamers Club: Part 2 (4-6); Stars, Satellites and Space Stations (K-6); Superhero Science (K-3) and MOSH Movie Maker (4-6); Time Travelers (K-3) and MOSH Movie Maker (4-6); and wrapping up with Architecture Adventure (K-6). Discounts are available for members. Costs vary per session. Campers pack a lunch. themosh.org

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S.E.A. Camp Marineland 9505 Ocean Shore Blvd., St. Augustine, 471-1111, (888) 279-9194 Seaside Eco Adventures offers dolphin encounters, coastal habitat exploration, beachcombing and science adventures for kids 7-12 in four-day sessions each week from June 11-Aug. 9, at a fee of $499.

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Seaside Playgarden 223 Eighth Ave. S., Jax Beach, 247-1314, seasidecommunityschools.org Summer camps are held for ages 3-8, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon.Fri., June 18-22, 25-29, July 9-13, 16-20, 23-27, July 30Aug. 3 and Aug. 6-10. Crafts, dramatic play and all-natural food are featured. Cost is $175 a week; $155 a week per sibling; $900 for all seven sessions.

This program offers children ages 5-22 with developmental disabilities an opportunity to explore their own unique abilities in a safe environment. Day camp is held weekdays, June 25-July 27. All aspects of camping — arts and crafts, music, recreation and organized play — are utilized, with a low camper-to-staff ratio. angelwoodjax.org

Brave Kids 151 Sawgrass Corners Drive, Ste. 204J, Ponte Vedra, 280-1895 This nonprofit organization maintains a free online resource directory for children with special needs, disabilities and chronic life-threatening illnesses. bravekids.org

Camp Boggy Creek Overnight Camp 30500 Brantley Branch Rd., Eustis, 866-Go-Boggy This weeklong overnight camp is specifically designed for children ages 7-16 with chronic or life-threatening illnesses.

Held June 9-Aug. 17, Boggy Creek offers fun, adventure and independence in a setting that provides complete medical care. boggycreek.org

Camp Healing Powers Camp Marywood Retreat & Conference Center, 1714-5 S.R. 13, Jacksonville, 407-6222 Community Hospice’s Camp Healing Powers is a therapeutic camp experience for children ages 7-17 who are grieving the death of a loved one. Campers engage in age-specific activities focused on emotional expression, coping skills and maintaining a connection with the loved one. The death should have occurred between 90 days and two years prior. A $35 deposit reserves a camper’s space and is returned upon completion of camp. Pre-camp assessments are necessary for all camp attendees. Call for more information and to schedule an assessment.

Tree Hill Nature Center 7152 Lone Star Road, Jacksonville, 724-4646

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This 50-acre urban wilderness preserve in Arlington offers environmental education and eco-arts programs. Tree Hill has four nature trails, gardens, a natural history museum, live native animals and a butterfly aviary. Every Saturday is Family Saturday. And the 11th annual Butterfly Festival is held April 28, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. For schedule, visit treehill.org.

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UNF Eco Camps University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2298 Eco Day Camp is an outdoor day camp focusing on Florida wildlife, for kids ages 6-13. Activities include canoeing,

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The American Diabetes Association sponsors Camp JADA, a day camp for children with diabetes and their siblings and/or friends, ages 6-12 from 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., June 18-21. All traditional summer camp activities are offered, while campers learn to become more comfortable with the physical and emotional challenges associated with diabetes. Scholarships are available. Call for schedules and fees.

Camp Webb 4600 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 346-5100

KIDS DIRECTORY Hope Haven Children’s Clinic & Family Center offers this eightweek day camp for youth and young adults with disabilities, ages 5-22. Campers must be able to participate in a group setting and intake appointments with the camp director are required. Call for fees and schedules.

CNS Healthcare 6867 Southpoint Drive N., Jacksonville, 281-5757 CNS Healthcare conducts clinical trials and research for ADHD, ODD, anorexia nervosa and other neurological and medical conditions, with local participants. Call for details.

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SPORTS CAMPS Aquatics Camp Echockotee, 2513 Doctors Lake Drive, Orange Park, 388-0591 or (800) 232-0845.

Part of the North Florida Council of Boy Scouts of America, this camp is held from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. weekdays, June 18-Aug. 3 and is open to boys and girls ages 6-14; both Scouts and nonScouts may attend. Activities include instructional swimming, kayaking, fitness and games, wakeboarding, tubing and climbing. The weekly camp fee is $165 before April 30, $180 after April 30. Extended care is available.

235 Marywood Drive, St. Johns, 230-7447 The Diocese of St. Augustine sponsors Camp I Am Special, Camp Promise and Camp Care, five-day recreational and residential summer camps for children, teenagers and young adults with disabilities. Weekly sessions are held June 4-Aug. 10. dosacamps.com

Easter Seals Camp Challenge 31600 Camp Challenge Road, Sorrento, Fla., (352) 383-4711 Designed for children and adults with cognitive or physical disabilities, Camp Challenge is located in Lake County, approximately 20 miles north of Orlando on S.R. 46.

Overnight campers participate in arts and crafts, a challenge course, swimming, sports and nature education. Counselor to camper ratio is 1:3. Camp is held in 12-day or 6-day sessions, divided by age groups. campchallengefl.com

Florida School for the Deaf & the Blind 207 N. San Marco Ave. St. Augustine, 827-2601 Summer Quest for kids ages 8-14, who are either deaf or hard of hearing or blind or visually impaired, is held June 17-22. Kids go on archeological digs, visit the area sights and participate in activities depicting the Oldest City’s early days, as well as study ecological systems of the coastal area. fsdb.k12.fl.us

The Jericho School 1351 Sprinkle Drive, Jacksonville, 744-5110 The Jericho School offers a four-week summer program of applied behavior analysis and verbal behavior services for autistic children. The comprehensive program aims to give the child communication skills. The program is held July 16-20, 23-27, July 30-Aug. 3 and Aug. 6-10. thejerichoschool.org

The Little Star Center Summer Camp 11512 Lake Meade Ave., Ste. 801, Jacksonville, 928-0112 This private school for children with autism and other developmental disabilities offers a nine-week camp focusing on social skills with a typical peer model as well as basic fundamental, academic and daily living skills.

Weekly field trips are included. littlestarjax.com

Baseball Bolles Baseball Camp The Bolles School, 7400 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 256-5080 or 733-9292 This camp is held June 11-14, 18-21 and 25-28. Campers ages 10-15 learn advanced baseball techniques and skills.

Hours are weekdays, from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Specialty camps may be combined with Bolles Day Camp.

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Jacksonville Suns Baseball Camp 301 Randolph Blvd., Baseball Grounds, Jacksonville, 358-2846 The Suns, 2010 Southern League champions, offer this camp for kids ages 7-12. Players and coaches offer professional instruction on hitting, throwing, fielding and pitching. Camp is held from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. on June 22 and 23. Camp fee is $90.95 per session, which includes a T-shirt and hat, tickets to a Suns game (with on-field recognition) and lunch. jaxsuns.com

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Smoke Laval Baseball Camp University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2586 Laval’s camp for kids 6-12 is held from 9 a.m.-noon or 3 p.m. June 18-July 12. Instruction in fundamentals and pitching, intrasquad games and college-level coaching intro are featured along with a low coach-to-camper ratio. Camp fees are $125 and $225 a week. Lunch and swimming are included. smokelavalbaseball.com

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Terry Alexander Baseball Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7836 The Elite Showcase Camp for kids in grades 8-12 is held from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on June 26, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on June 27 and 28 and from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on June 29 at Brest Field, Session Stadium. Team defense and offense skills and drills are featured. The fee is $400. ju.edu

Basketball Bo Clark Basketball Camp Flagler College, 74 King St., St. Augustine, 819-6251

Episcopal Eagle Arts Camp at Episcopal School of Jacksonville culminates with a performance for parents that incorporates music, theater and dance.

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indoor football camps for kids in Pre-K to 14 years old. Former NFLer Lonnie Marts emphasizes developing fundamentals, techniques and skills. Kids bring a lunch, drinks and snacks.

Call for schedules and fees. i9sports.com

Elite Football Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7471 This one-day football camp, for rising juniors and seniors, is a competitive, non-padded instructional program, held from 11:30 a.m. (registration)-4 p.m. on June 23, at a fee of $30. ju.edu

Mike Hollis’ ProForm Kicking Academy P.O. Box 3435, Ponte Vedra Beach FL 32004, 625-5893 ProForm offers kids age 11 and older kicking, punting, and long/short snapping instruction in private training sessions held Mon.-Sat. and in group training on Sun., year round.

Check the website proformkicking.com for local competition and camp schedules and pricing.

Sharks Summer Linemen Camp Ponte Vedra High School, 460 Davis Park Rd., Ponte Vedra, 735-5437 This four-day program focuses on basic drills and strategies used in youth and high school football offensive and defensive line play. Camp is held 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. June 11-14 for kids in grades six through rising ninth. Camp fee is $120.

Team Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7498 This camp, for offensive and defensive players entering grades 6-12, is held July 10-12 and 13-15, day or overnight.

Overnight camp fee is $200; day camp fee is $120. ju.edu

General Sports Camps Bud Beech Summer Camps Linda Hamilton’s Dream Big Soccer Camp for girls and boys, held at University of North Florida, is helmed by Osprey women’s soccer coach Hamilton, a former member of the U.S. National Team.

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The annual Bo Clark Basketball Camps are held at the college gymnasium on Granada Street, June 11-30. Activities for boys and girls ages 5-17 include 3-on-3 leagues, freethrow contests, hotshot competitions for trophies, and use of 8-foot baskets for young campers. Early registration is recommended, but campers can sign up on the first day of any morning or afternoon session. Campers receive a regulationsize basketball and a T-shirt. Call for schedules.

Cliff Warren Basketball Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7415 The camp, for kids ages 6-14, is held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Mon.-Fri., June 4-8 and 11-15 at Swisher Gym. Campers receive Division I basketball instruction from JU Head Men’s Basketball Coach Warren and his coaching staff. Camp fee is $200, which includes a T-shirt. judolphins.com/mbasketball

JU Girls’ Basketball Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7242

Team Camp is held June 28-July 1. UNF players and coaches teach skills and strategies. Call for fees and schedules.

University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-4667 Coach Mary Tappmeyer teaches girls ages 8-18 the basics through skills, drills and games. Individual, small groups and team activities are used by current and former Lady Osprey players to instruct the fundamentals. Advanced camp is held June 16 and 17; elite camp is held June 21 or Aug. 26; team camp runs June 22-24. unf.edu

Boxing Bulldog Boxing 7035 Philips Highway, Ste. 7, Jacksonville, 982-0063 Fundamental boxing techniques are offered for kids ages 5-17.

Call for schedules of kids’ activities.

Matt Driscoll offers basketball camp for boys ages 4-7, June 25-28, 9-11 a.m.; for ages 8-17, June 25-28, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 992-4263 This camp for ages 5-14 is held from 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Aug. 13-17. Activities include flag football, basketball, soccer, dodgeball, kickball, tennis, track, capture-the-flag and swimming. i9sports.com

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Fencing Jacksonville Fencing Club 3955 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 579-6858 Camps are offered at Episcopal School, 4455 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville, 396-5751. Programs accommodate beginners and experienced fencers. jaxfencingclub.org

Football Corky Rogers’ Football Camp The Bolles School, 7400 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 256-5079 This camp is held July 16-20 for boys grades 3-12. Camp runs from 9 a.m.-noon. Cost is $150. Featured activities include techniques of quarterback play, receiving skills, punting and place-kicking drills, blocking techniques and introduction to weight training.

UNF Boys’ Basketball Camp University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2495

These camps for kids ages 6-13 offer a variety of sports programs, including basketball, cheerleading, dance and gymnastics, flag football and soccer. Four-day sessions are held from 9 a.m.-noon at a fee of $15, or till 3 p.m. at a fee of $30, June 11-Aug. 2. Bus transportation and Fun Fridays are available.

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This camp, for girls in grades 3-8, is held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. on June 25-29. Camp fee is $200, which includes a T-shirt.

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Football Skills Camp University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 992-4263 Godspeed Sports Performance presents these non-contact

University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2998 Campers train on flag football, soccer, ultimate Frisbee, tennis and rugby from 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m. from July 2-27. Camp fee is $190 a week for the general public.

Park’s Place Daycare & Learning Center 5500 Shindler Drive, Jacksonville, 908-0140 Park’s Place Daycare & Learning Center offers athletic camp, kicking off with a mini-Olympics-like competition designed to prepare the campers with skills for the annual Day Care Cup, including other area day cares and featuring games and activities, held the last week of camp. The Read-a-Thon is also part of the summer-long competition. Extended care is available. Call for schedule and fees.

Youth Sports & Fitness Camp University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2998 UNF’s 31st annual Youth Sports & Fitness Camps are held for children ages 5-14 in state-of-the-art facilities, including an Olympic-sized indoor swimming pool, a soccer stadium and the GolfPlex. Activities include flag football, stickball, tennis, track, soccer, arts and crafts, plus weekly field trips to Little Talbot Island, Metro Park, a Suns baseball game and bowling.

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9545 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1, Jacksonville, 262-2002 This program offers full or half-day camps for girls and boys ages 3-12, June 18-Aug. 17. Competitive, recreational gymnastics, cheerleading, tumbling and other activities are offered. Located behind World Gym.

The First Tee of St. Johns County 4401 Cypress Links Blvd., Elkton, (904) 810-2231 Camps are offered in a variety of sessions held June 11-15, 18-22 and July 9-13, for kids ages 5-17, teaching the fundamentals of the game along with activities to promote wellness. Kids receive instruction in full swing, short game, putting and playing the course, as well as golf games. Call for fees and schedules. thefirstteesjc.org

PGA Tour Academy World Golf Village, 326 WGV Blvd., St. Augustine, 940-3600 TPC Sawgrass, 110 Championship Way, Ponte Vedra, 280-2424 Junior golf camps include Overnight, Elite, Full-day and Half-day programs. The focus is on full swing and short game development. pgatourcamps.com

Selva Marina Country Club 1600 Selva Marina Drive, Atlantic Beach, 246-3144 The country club offers camps for golf and tennis, featuring crafts and swimming, for kids ages 5 and older. Call for schedules and fees. selvamarina.com

Tom Burnett Golf Academy St. Johns Golf & Country Club, 205 St. Johns Golf Drive, St. Augustine, 285-6767 This high-energy summer camp offers 12 four-day sessions for junior golfers, from beginners to veterans, ages 9-18, full or half day, boarding or non-boarding. Call for dates, rates, locations and information.

UNF Tee It Up Golf Camp UNF Golfplex, 1 UNF Drive, Bldg. 48, University of North Florida, Jacksonville, 620-2050 UNF’s developmental golf program is designed to prepare the junior golfer, ages 8-15, for course play. Each camper receives a cap, shirt, golf balls and a rule book. Call for fees and times.

Gymnastics & Cheerleading Champions Gymnastics Club 9410 Kings Rd., Jacksonville, 732-6040 Champions offers a variety of programs for kids, including summer and winter camps, as well as birthday party facilities and Mommy & me classes. Check championgymnasticsofjax.com for details.

Gyminators Gymnastics & Tumbling Summer Camp 4603-B Shirley Ave., Jacksonville, 388-5533 Professional, safety-trained staff instructs kids ages 3 1/218 in all aspects of gymnastics, dance, cheerleading and fitness. Activities include rock wall climbing, arts and crafts, tumbling, games, music and movies. Full days and half-days.

Extended care is available. Call for dates, times and fees. gyminators.com

Ice Hockey & Ice Skating Jacksonville Ice & Sportsplex 3605 Philips Highway, Jacksonville, 399-3223 Basic Skills and Bridge Camps, for ages 6-14, are held 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. June 4-Aug. 17, at a fee of $215 per week each.

Academy Camp Freestyle is held from 8 a.m.-4 p.m. at a fee of $225 per week. Elite Performance Camps are held June 25-29 and July 30-Aug. 3. Hockey camp, for ages 6-14, offers the basics of skating, stick handling, passing and shooting, at a fee of $395. Camp is held from 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. weekdays, June 18-22. A lunch program and extended care are available. jaxiceandsportsplex.com

Horseback Riding Canopy Road Horse Camp 14159 Mandarin Road, Jacksonville, 614-1690, 699-4530 Canopy Road offers this horseback riding camp featuring English and Western riding, swimming and crafts for beginner to advanced. Special emphasis is placed on safety and horsemanship. Camp is held at 9 a.m.-3 p.m. weekdays, June 11-Aug. 3. canopy-creek.com

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Circle F Dude Ranch Camp P.O. Box 888, Lake Wales FL 33859, (800) 556-3833 Since 1952, Circle F Dude Ranch Camp has offered an active camping experience for boys and girls, ages 6-16. More than 20 activities including horseback riding, paintball and rock climbing are offered. Enrollment is limited to 100 boys and 110 girls; early registration is recommended. Camps run from June 10-Aug. 14. Call for fees, times, and programs or go to circlefduderanchcamp.com

Diamond D Ranch 5903 Solomon Road, Ste. 1, Jacksonville, 289-9331 This day or overnight summer horse camp offers week-long sessions in the summer for boys and girls ages 8-17 — sessions are gender-specific. Kids spend 4-6 hours a day riding, learning basic horse care and taking lessons. Camp is held June 25-Aug. 3. The program is for both the beginners and those with experience. Call for times and rates.

Happy Acres Summer Horse Camp 7117 Crane Ave., Jacksonville, 725-1410 Happy Acres offers horsemanship camp from 8 a.m.-4 p.m., weekdays, June 11-Aug. 17. Kids may bring their own horses to be boarded for the week at a fee of $175. Campers bring their own lunch. Call for fees. happyacresranch.com

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Haven Horse Ranch 7333 C.R. 208, St. Augustine, 813-5710 The 23rd annual horse camp, for ages 7-15, is held Mon.-Fri., June 11-Aug. 3. Campers learn general care, tacking and riding. Call for schedules, fees and program information or go to havenhorseranch.org.

My Gym 14444 Beach Blvd., Ste. 9, Jacksonville, 223-4966 10950 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 10, Mandarin, 260-4968 My Gym offers games, gymnastics and programs for kids up to age 13. Camp sessions are held from 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. for ages 3-6 and from 1:30-5 p.m. for ages 6-10. Call for schedule and rates.

North Florida Gymnastics & Cheerleading 4261 Eldridge Loop, Orange Park, 278-8587 This program is designed for beginners to advanced recreational gymnasts. Activities include instruction on all

Kayaking/Rowing/Sailing Army/Navy Outdoors Kayak classes, Paddle Club activities, tours and demos are offered throughout the summer. Call 725-5000 for schedules.

Black Creek Outfitters Kayak sessions are offered throughout the summer. Classes are primarily for beginners, and kayakers must know how to swim. For more information, call 645-7003.

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Jacksonville Rowing Club jaxrow.org Youth programs, including Learn-2-Row, are available at this non-profit that promotes healthy lifestyles. No experience or equipment is necessary.

Kayak Amelia 13030 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville, 251-0016 Kayak Amelia offers all manner of guided kayak events, including firefly paddles, full moon paddles, bike tours and yoga kayak, held throughout the area, with expert instruction and supervision. Or rent a canoe or kayak and explore the marshes on your own. kayakamelia.com

Sailors, Paddlers & Rowers 220 W. King St., St. Augustine, 810-1966, sail-staugustine.com SPARS (Sailors, Paddlers And Rowers of St. Augustine) hosts youth summer camps and family-friendly sailing Saturdays throughout the summer out of the Anastasia Water Sports facility on Salt Run in Anastasia State Park. Weeklong sessions for kids 9-15 are held most weeks of the summer from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. at a cost of $175 a week. Kids bring a lunch.

Lacrosse Mindy McCord’s School of Lacrosse Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7398 Girls’ team-only session is held July 26, 27 and 28; individual session is held July 29-Aug. 1, with both available for commuter or overnight. Skills, technique, strength and conditioning are taught. For fees and schedules, visit julacrosse.com

Martial Arts Karate America (866) 306-KICK With more than a dozen locations in Northeast Florida, Karate America offers weeklong summer camp from 9 a.m.-noon, weekdays, from May-Aug. Call for locations, dates, fee and times. karateamerica.info

Karate Arts Summer Camps 8011 Merrill Road, Jacksonville, 722-0110 Karate Arts offers a summer program with a different theme each week, focusing on positive life skills. Camp is held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Mon.-Fri. Nine one-week camps are offered, June 11-Aug. 17. Campers pack their own lunches.

Extended care is available. karateartsflorida.com

Michael Lee’s Martial Arts Center 2342 Eagles Nest Rd., Jacksonville, 619-8228 The center is open from 7 a.m.-6 p.m. for camp for schoolage kids. Camps run from June 11-Aug. 17. Call for fees, schedule and details. michaelleesdojo.com

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Skate Station 3461 Kori Road, Mandarin, 880-7703 230 Blanding Blvd., Orange Park, 272-5600 Open skate is offered weekdays from 1-5 p.m. throughout the summer at both locations. Inline and quad skates available. Children are not free to leave until parents pick them up.

EPIC Surf Ministries 107 Third Ave. S., Jax Beach, 249-1201, epicsurfministries.com Camps are held in June and July for ages 8-18 for day camps and ages 13-18 for overnight camps. Certified surf instructors, with low instructor-to-student ratio.

The Skate Station 1595 Wildwood Drive, St. Augustine, 829-3555

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Campers skate with shop team riders at Robert Laryn Skate Park in Treaty Park. Camp is held June through August. Call for schedules and fees. blog.skate-station.com

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Surfing camp sessions, for ages 8 and older, are held from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Tue.-Thur., June 12-14, 19-21, 26-28, July 10-12, 17-19, 24-26, and Aug. 7-9, at the ocean at Second Avenue North, Jax Beach. Each session is $135; all equipment is provided. Private lessons are also available.

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Coastal Kicks

18 A St., St. Augustine Beach, 471-4700

501 15th Ave. S., Jax Beach, 240-2353, coastalkicks.com

Kids ages 8-18 learn surfing basics in a safe environment, from 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Mon.-Thur., May 28-Aug. 30. The weekly fee is $170, which includes instruction, surfboard, snack and T-shirt.

Coastal Kicks is hosting several summer camps at various locations including June 11-15 at James Island Soccer Camp; June 18-22 Premiere Camp at Chuck Rogers Park; June 25-29 and Aug. 6-10 at San Pablo Elementary Camp; June 25-July 18 at Sunshine Park; June 26-July 19 at Gonzales Park; July 10-26 Technical Summer Nights at Losco Regional Park; and Aug. 6-10 Pre-season Kickstart at Earl Johnson Regional Park. The camps are for boys and girls of all abilities from ages 3-18. For fees, times and details, go to coastalkicks.com

Derek Marinatos Soccer Academy University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2948 Boys’ day academy for ages 6-12 is held June 11-15 and July 23-27. Boys’ residential elite academy for ages 15-18 is held June 29-July 1. Boys’ residential team academy for ages 10-18 is held July 9-12. Goalkeeper Training academy for boys and girls ages 12-18 is held July 16-19. For fees and details, visit dmsocceracademy.com

St. Augustine Surf School 2 Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine, 206-7873 This surf camp, an educational, safe and environmentally friendly program for ages 7-15, is held 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. weekdays from June 11-Aug. 13. Call for fees.

Sunrise Surf Camp 834 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 241-0822 Sunrise holds surf camp sessions at Jax Beach. Ocean safety is stressed. Instruction is given by experienced surfers, lifeguards and paramedics.

SUP Paddleboard Camp 472-4753, davessupsurfcamp.com This kids standup paddleboard camp is held June 4-Aug. 10, 8:30-11:30 a.m. weekdays.

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Sponsored by Aqua East, Scott Holmes’ weeklong surf camps offer basic surfing instruction for kids ages 6 and older, beginner to intermediate, at Micklers Landing in Ponte Vedra Beach and at the 20th Avenue North (Seagate) in Jax Beach. Water safety, paddling techniques and board skills are featured. Camp is held from 8:45-11:45 a.m. weekdays, at a cost of $195 per week. A pizza party is held at Aqua East every Fri. Instructors are CPR certified and have undergone a background check. Overnight camps are also available. surfintosummer.com

This day camp, for boys and girls 5-14, is held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. June 18-22. Skills, games and challenges are featured. Discounts for siblings and teams of 10 or more are available. Lunch is provided. dolphinsoccercamps.com

Dream Big Soccer Camp University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-1072, (804) 874-3983 Linda Hamilton’s Dream Big Soccer Camp offers Osprey Day Camp for girls ages 8-18 , held 9 a.m.-3 p.m. June 18-21.

Players develop soccer skills and tactical strategies. Fee is $235 in advance; walk-ups are $250. Soccer, Speed & Skills camp for boys and girls ages 11 and older, is held 5:30-8:30 p.m. June 26-29. Fee is $180 in advance; walkups are $200. unfosprey.com

North Florida Martial Arts 112-A Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 823-3464

JaxParks Soccer Camp

Summer activities offer kids the chance to learn selfprotection skills in a safe, fun, motivating environment.

Camp is held from 8 a.m.-noon for half days and 8 a.m.-5 p.m. for full days. Call for schedules and fees.

Cecil Recreation Complex, 13611-A Normandy Blvd., 573-3157 This program is held from 9 a.m.-noon, July 9-13 for ages 8-10 and for ages 11-13, July 16-23. Fee is $35.

Surf Station 1020 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine, 471-9463 Surf camp is available for all ages (starting at 8 years old), at Anastasia State Park or Crescent Beach. Water safety, surf etiquette, skills, meeting friends and fun are emphasized. Sessions are held weekly, May 28-Aug. 31.

An all-girls camp is also available, June 18-22, July 16-20, 23-27 and Aug. 13-17. Half-days, 9 a.m.-noon Mon., Tue., Thur. and Fri., are $175 a session; full days, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. (includes lunch) are $225. All campers get a T-shirt. blog. surf-station.com

X-Camp Florida Wakeboard Pak’s Karate and Fitness 1564 Walnut St., Jacksonville, 425-2697, 470-9318, paksjax.com This nine-week camp is held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. weekdays, from June 11-Aug. 10. Activities include Karate class, arts and crafts, life skills and gardening. Extended day is available. Lunch and snacks are provided. Cost is $60 per week. Additional sessions are held from 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m., June 18-29 and July 30-Aug. 10 at Knights of Columbus Hall, 1401 Second Ave. S., Jax Beach.

14539 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 854-9253

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Experienced instructors staff these week-long wakeboard camps, available in full-day or half-day, from June 4-July 27. xcampflorida.com

JU Softball Camp Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7361 The two-day advanced all-skills camp 1 for kids in the ninth-12th grades, is held June 19 and 20, at a fee of $145.

Drills and intensive instruction are featured. Camp 2 is held July 9, 10 and 11. Hitting camps are available.

Swimming, Diving & Lifeguarding American Red Cross Junior Lifeguard Program Oceanfront, at the foot of Beach Boulevard, Jax Beach, 249-9141

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MaliVai Washington Kids Foundation offers Camp Dynamite! which combines tennis lessons, art activities, academic enrichment and swimming.

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This program offers instruction in ocean rescue, first aid, CPR, weather and environmental awareness. Whether you want to become a lifeguard or just want to learn more about ocean safety, this is a fun learning experience. Campers bring a bag lunch. Classes are held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m., June 11-Aug. 3, for ages 9-15. Call Coach George Paugh at 249-9141. redcrosslifeguard.org

Camp Dynamite! is the extension of the TnT (Tennis-nTutoring) program. Activities include tennis lessons, art activities, academic enrichment, swimming and Friday field trips. Call for schedules.

Junior Lifeguard Camp

Wilson Collegiate Tennis Camp

Cecil Aquatics Center, 13611 Normandy Blvd., Jacksonville, 573-3157

University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2558

The city of Jacksonville offers this program for boys and girls ages 11-14. Sessions are held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m., June 25-Aug. 3. Participants learn marine safety and basic lifeguarding skills. There are field trips, competitions and awards. Participants also learn about and train for employment as lifeguards. Extended day care is available.

Cost is $150 per session.

This coed camp, for ages 6-18, is held June 11-15 and 18-22. Full or half-days are offered. The ratio of campers to instructors, on a D1 Top 50 program, is a maximum of 6:1.

Call for fees and other details. wilsontenniscamps.com

Seacamp Association 1300 Big Pine Ave., Big Pine Key, (305) 872-2331 Seacamp offers a comprehensive multi-level SCUBA certification program in three 18-day sessions for ages 12-17. Several marine science/SCUBA specialty courses designed to develop and utilize SCUBA skills are available.

Campers also acquire or enhance skills in sailing, board sailing and kayaking and have access to the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico. The camp is located in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary. Call for application information and fees and dates of sessions. seacamp.org

UNF Aquatic Center University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2854 The University of North Florida Aquatic Center houses a heated pool, with two one-meter and two three-meter diving boards. Classes are offered in swimming and diving, including programs for babies, preschoolers and ages 6-14.

Sessions, schedules and fees vary, per age group and program. Private lessons are available. Lifeguard training programs and water safety instructor classes are also offered. Call for schedules, fees and specific information.

2933 N. Myrtle Ave., Ste. 101, Jacksonville, 301-3786

Volleyball Jacksonville Junior Varsity Volleyball Association 11661 Philips Highway, Jacksonville, 854-2323 JJVA offers camps boys and girls, for all levels of skill, including development camps for tots, varsity, junior varsity, JH/JV and position specialty camps, held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. or 9 a.m.-noon, June 18-Aug. 8. Camp fees vary.

Extended care is available. jjva.com

JaxParks Youth Volleyball Cecil Gym & Fitness Center, 13531 Lake Newman St., Jacksonville, 573-3157 This camp, for kids ages 11 and 12, is held from 9 a.m.noon, July 2-6, for ages 13 and 14, July 23-27. Camp fee is $35 per session.

Jacksonville University Volleyball 2800 University Blvd. N., 256-7405 This program offers a variety of camps for all ages and skill levels. The experienced staff provides a comprehensive volleyball camp program. Call for dates, fees and details

UNF Summer Volleyball Camp

Tennis Junior Tennis Camp Boone Tennis Complex, 3700 Park St., 384-8687 Southside Tennis Complex, 1529 Hendricks Ave., 399-1761 Brown Tennis Courts, 4575 Moncrief Rd., 768-2120

University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2897 UNF Head Volleyball Coach Kevin Campbell offers campers a series of programs, including player development I and II, July 9-12 and 16-19, 16-18, 19-22 and July 23-25; camp fees vary. Training and fundamental skills are offered to all levels. Call for specific camps, dates and fees. unfospreys.com

The city of Jacksonville offers tennis for ages 7-13 held June 27-Aug. 4. The fee is $100 per camper for the sixweek session. coj.net

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KIDS DIRECTORY

Pirates of all ages are on parade at the 49th annual Isle of Eight Flags Shrimp Festival, which kicks off on May 4 with a Pirate Parade and runs through May 6, in historic downtown Fernandina Beach.

YOUTH SERVICES & ORGANIZATIONS Big Brothers/Big Sisters 3100 University Blvd. S., Ste. 120, Jacksonville, 727-9797 516 S. 10th St., Fernandina Beach, 261-9500 Big Brothers/Big Sisters provides mentoring for kids in single-parent homes and at-risk elementary students.

Activities include a golf marathon, pizza party, Great American Clean-up Day and Mentoring Night at a Jacksonville Suns game.

Boys and Girls Clubs of Northeast Florida Offering a safe atmosphere for kids, Boys & Girls Clubs holds summer camps in Northeast Florida. Activities include summer reading, computer classes, arts and crafts, sports and games. Summer camps are held 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Mon.Fri., June 18-July 27 at Fernandina Beach Club, 907 S. 11th St., 491-9102 and Miller Freedom Club, 942259 Old Nassauville Road, 261-1075; 820 Seagate Ave., Jax Beach, 249-3588; Lee Club, 313 E. 10th St., Springfield, 355-1796; St. Augustine Club, 555 W. King St., 825-1975; Victory Point Club, 6750 Ramona Blvd., Westside, 693-1810; Woodland Acres Club, 191 Pecan St., Arlington, 721-1023 and NFL-YET Club, 555 W. 25th St., Jacksonville, 632-8327. bgcnf.org

Jasmyn, Inc. 923 Peninsular Place, Jacksonville, 389-3857 This youth drop-in center offers educational, recreational, social and support activities for youth ages 13-23. The focus is on issues concerning gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning teens. Hours are 4-8 p.m. on Fri. HIV testing, health education and mentoring are available for all teens. Call the Gay Youth information line for details. jasmyn.org

Metrotown Institute

The Bridge of Northeast Florida, Inc.

Teens entering grades 10, 11 and 12 are invited to participate in the 20th annual Metrotown Institute, held July 16-19 at University of North Florida, Jacksonville.

Metrotown is a four-day program promoting respect and understanding across racial, religious, sexual, gender, ethnic, socio-economic and ability lines. Students must be referred by a sponsor — parent, teacher, counselor, clergy or community leader — and must complete an application to be considered. Call OneJax at 620-1529 for details or visit onejax.org.

1824 N. Pearl St., Jacksonville, 354-7799 ext. 159 or 161

Safe Harbor Boys Home

This youth development agency offers a six-week program at four locations in Jacksonville. Activities include swimming, tennis, sports, karate, academics, life skills and career enrichment, Spanish, arts and crafts and field trips.

Extended hours are available. Low-income families and at-risk youth in Duval may be eligible for a reduced fee.

Lunch and snacks are provided. Call for dates and locations.

During the school year, The Bridge offers a free after-school program for at-risk youth.

Empowerment Resources, Inc. 3832 Baymeadows Road, Ste. 10, Jacksonville, 268-8287 Three programs are offered for Saturdays in the summer.

Journey Into Womanhood promotes leadership development for girls, ages 9-17, and runs from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for about five months.

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GirlsTHRIVE day camp is an eight-week program for girls ages 5-13, held June 18-Aug. 10, at a weekly fee of $60.

Swimming, field trips, science projects, arts and crafts are featured. Call for details. The Summer of Innovation program, Girls ROCKIT Into The Future!, is held June 25-Aug. 3 at Riverside Baptist Church, 2650 Park St., Jacksonville. The specialty camp will infuse space and earth science with Girls Incorporated national programming.

Camp fee is $180 per session.

4772 Safe Harbor Way, Jacksonville, 757-7918 Safe Harbor intercedes in the lives of at-risk boys ages 15-17 who have suffered abuse, neglect or are fatherless. Safe Harbor uses the waterfront and vessels to help boys become responsible and independent young men through spiritual, educational and vocational training. boyshome.com

The Sanctuary on 8th Street 120 E. Eighth St., Jacksonville, 356-3588 This free eight-week summer camp is for kids in grades K-8. Activities include enrichment, arts and crafts, recreation and field trips. A free or reduced price lunch is available. Campership is available through Jacksonville Children’s Commission. Call for schedules and dates. sanctuaryon8th.org

Seeking Sitters 382-3273, seekingsitters.com This babysitting service offers professional sitters available for full-time, part-time or occasional child care at your location. Every sitter and every family are screened to ensure the safest situations possible.

Whether it’s the Cummer Museum, Hanna Park or kayaking the Intracoastal, there’s plenty of destination fun for local kids.

Get Out There!

A guide to cross-town exploration offers adventure for kids and parents alike

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he experiences you remember most in life are the ones that take you out of your daily routine. So to make your summer — and your kid’s vacation — as memorable as possible, here’s a roadmap to places around Northeast Florida that are sure to get your synapses firing.

At Plaster Palace Craft Center in Fleming Island, kids can go wild by painting, glittering and decorating unique plaster plaques from more than 175 different molds, no kiln-firing required.

In addition to regular decorating hours, PPCC offers a special “Parents’ Night Out” program when children ages 4-12 can be dropped off from 6:30-9:30 p.m. and provided with a craft to paint, snack and drink — and an age-appropriate movie — all for $15. plasterpalacecc.com Downtown Vision, Inc. offers free Movies in the Park on the cozy Southbank riverfront lawn of the Wyndham Jacksonville Riverwalk.

Blankets and chairs are encouraged, as are picnic baskets stocked with treats and cold non-alcoholic beverages. Movies begin at dusk, or around 8 p.m. On April 20, “The Muppet Movie” is screened. On April 27, it’s “Grease”; and on May 4, it’s “Jurassic Park.” downtownjacksonville.org Open Tue.-Sun., Doing Dishes, with locations on San Jose Boulevard and The Shoppes of Avondale on St. Johns Avenue, provides kids of all ages an empty ceramic canvas. Start by selecting one of 300 pieces, then go crazy using stamps, stencils or freehand designs. Pieces are available for pickup a week later, after being fired onsite in a kiln. Classes and reservations are not required.

Studio fees are $6 per painter, plus the cost of the piece being painted, but there’s no time limit per piece, so kids are encouraged to stay as long as they like. doingdishes.com Make a day of it on the Northside. First,

enjoy a morning of exploration at Kingsley Plantation, Fort George Island and the Ribault Club. Then follow that with a packed picnic lunch under a shade tree, and finally wrap it up with a trip to the nearby Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens in the afternoon.

Don’t forget to stop by Sting Ray Bay and the Butterfly Hollow. There’s even something for the smallest explorers: Story Safari (ages newborns to 5), which runs every Mon. through May 21. jacksonvillezoo.org nps.gov/timu/forkids/parkfun.htm

Saturdays in the shade are best spent at the Riverside Arts Market, open 10 a.m.-4 p.m., underneath the Fuller Warren Bridge overpass.

Fun for the whole family and great for children of all ages; pets, too. RAM offers local art, snacks, live music and roving entertainers — including jugglers, magicians and stiltwalkers — all within steps of the St. Johns River and all completely shaded. Vendors rotate weekly.

Ride your bikes (don’t forget the helmets!) and park them for free at the bike valet. riversideartsmarket.com

The children’s area at the Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens in historic Riverside is packed with educational opportunities for aspiring Van Goghs. Every Tuesday, children ages 4-10 can explore the galleries or gardens and experiment with a variety of art processes during Drop-In Art from 5-6 p.m. Class sizes are limited, so call or register early. Two-hour printmaking, collage and painting classes are offered monthly; check the website for details and registration. cummer.org/programs-events

For bookworm-type teens, an afternoon spent downtown at Chamblin’s Uptown is a must. (There’s a second location, Chamblin Bookmine off Roosevelt Boulevard, that’s open Mon.-Sat.) Used and new books, and CDs and DVDs fill the sprawling two-story space. The downstairs café offers affordable lunch options, and both the multiple-story downtown library and Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville (MOCA Jax) are just steps away.

On Sundays, admission is free for children 18 and younger with an adult. Or when the summer heat begins to blaze, start the morning inside at the Museum of Science & History (MOSH) on the Southbank downtown, then catch the Skyway tram over to Hemming Plaza to get to MOCA. chamblinbookmine.com mocajacksonville.org themosh.org

JumpZone in Orange Park offers hours of endless fun for kids ages 2-12. Eight onsite inflatables include a toddler zone, mini basketball hoops, a 17-foot-tall Batman obstacle, and a fire truck slide. In addition, JumpZone has free air hockey and Foosball, free Wifi, a snack zone, arcade games and a Pucker Powder candy art machine (http://bit.ly/Hv1SFB).

Unique for kids 13 years old and older are Segway Tours. They are available year-round at Jacksonville’s Fort George Island Cultural State Park (which is near Kingsley Plantation), where the cross-terrain models are stable and easy to learn. (ecomotiontours.com).

Similar tours are offered in downtown St. Augustine (segwaystaugustine.com) and even on the beach (http://bit.ly/HtzB1J).

Atlantic Beach’s Kathryn Abbey Hanna Park provides fun in the sun (and shade!) for adventurous outdoorsy types. Options include hiking, biking, beach and water playgrounds, covered pavilions, fishing, kayaking and paddleboats. Watercraft rentals are available inside the park through Nautical Escapes Outfitters. Don’t forget your cooler and the hot dogs and hamburgers: There are on-site facilities perfect for cookouts and picnics. http://bit.ly/ILgPpG Caron Streibich themail@folioweekly.com

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Reasons to leave the house this week CRUISE FOR A CAUSE KATIE RIDE FOR LIFE The eighth annual Katie Ride For Life raises funds and awareness of the life-saving decision to be an organ and tissue donor, while honors the memory of Katie Caples (pictured), who became a donor after a fatal accident. There are more than 107,000 Americans on the national organ transplant waiting list — 3,500 in Florida alone.

The ride kicks off on Sat., April 21 at 8 a.m. with individual and team cyclists riding routes of 100, 62, 36 or 18 miles. The off-road 6- or 12-mile mountain bike ride is at 8:15 a.m., the Family Fun Ride begins at 8:30 a.m. and the 5K and 10K walks begin at 9 a.m. The starting point is at Atlantic Recreation Center, 2500 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. The daylong event also features food and live music. Registration is $35; $25 for the Fun Ride. Walkers must raise a minimum donation of $25; $100 minimum for riders. 491-0811. katierideforlife.org

GREEN and SERENE EARTH DAY

Give up some love for Mother Earth. First celebrated in 1970, Earth Day is both a global celebration and staged event that recognizes taking care of the greatest natural resource we all have to share — our planet! The Jacksonville Landing holds its 22nd annual Earth Day Jacksonville & Ecology Fair on Sat., April 21 from 10 a.m.-4 p.m., featuring more than 80 informative, interactive booths as well as live music, food and kids’ activities at 2 Independent Drive, downtown, 353-1188.

COUNTRY THE FRONTMEN

Music lovers can enjoy a true young country triumvirate when the trio The Frontmen rolls into Northeast Florida. Richie McDonald (of Lonestar, pictured), Larry Stewart (Restless Heart) and Tim Rushlow (Little Texas) perform on Fri., April 20 at 6 p.m. at Mavericks, 2 Independent Drive, Jacksonville. McDonald’s cracked the charts on the strength of tunes like “How Do I Just Stop” and “Six-Foot Teddy Bear.” Stewart entered Billboard charts with four solo albums, charting eight singles, while Rushlow hit the Top 10 with “She Misses Him.” Tickets are $25; $35 for upstairs. 356-1110.

CULTURE TURKISH FEST

The Amity Turkish Cultural Center presents the fourth annual Turkish Food & Music Festival on Sun., April 22 from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. at FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd. It’s a day filled with authentic Turkish cuisine, traditional music and folk dancing performances, ceramics and crafts, calligraphy and plenty of kids’ games and activities. And did we mention some tasty shish kebabs? Admission is $2; free for the kids. Proceeds benefit Wolfson Children’s Hospital. 641-2520. jaxturkishfest.com

WANEE FEST

The mother of all jam band music festivals, this year’s Wanee Festival is held Thur., April 19-Sat., April 21 at The Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak. Scheduled performers include The Allman Brothers Band, Furthur (pictured), Gov’t Mule, Hot Tuna Electric, Mickey Hart Band, Buddy Guy, Tedeschi Trucks Band, North Mississippi Allstars and many more. Tickets are $199.50 ($229.50 after April 19) and include primitive camping. (386) 364-1683. For a full schedule of what bands play when, go to waneefestival.com

SPORT JAX ROLLERGIRLS

Our very own Jacksonville Rollergirls go “back to school” for another Roller Derby Doubleheader on Sat., April 21 at 6 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Arena, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Two thrilling bouts are on offer, when the New Jax City Rollers take on the Oklahoma Victory Dolls and the Duval Derby Dames battle the First Coast Fatales! Advance tickets are $11; $13 at the door. Kids 10 and younger get in free. Doors open at 5 p.m. 357-0102, 620-1000. jacksonvillerollergirls.com

GOOD EATS SLOW FOOD FIRST COAST TOUR DE FARM

Originally formed in 1986 as an alternative to fast food, the Slow Food movement aims to maintain and preserve traditional, regional cuisine while encouraging farming plants, seeds and livestock native to the local ecosystem and promoting local small food businesses. Northeast Floridians can taste what all the fuss is about when Tour de Farm is held on Sun., April 22 from noon-5 p.m. at venues throughout the area; 20 select farms in seven counties open their gates and give both foodies and us normal folk the chance to learn about local food production. The event is free and a tour book is available at slowfoodfirstcoast.com as well as NE Fla public libraries. Bon appétit!

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on’t let the title fool you. “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” is not a documentary. It is, however, one of the most enjoyable films to open in Northeast Florida in the past few months. You might not have even noticed, since only one theater in Jacksonville (west of the beach) is currently screening it, and kudos to the multiplex in St. Augustine for making a screen available there as well.

Paul Torday’s novel of the same name has been adapted for the screen by British scripter Simon Beaufoy, Oscar winner for “Slumdog Millionaire” (with which “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” shares more than a few virtues).

Lest you think Beaufoy was a one-shot wonder, consider his other films, which include two more Oscar nominees (“The Full Monty” and Danny Boyle’s “127 Hours”) and the excellent “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day.” A script by Beaufoy is reason enough for the knowledgeable filmgoer to seek out this gem, but “Salmon Fishing” has even more going for it in the person of its director Lasse Hallström, the Swedish-born filmmaker twice Oscar-nominated himself (“The Cider House Rules,” “My Life as a Dog”), whose other films include two of Johnny Depp’s earliest and best, “Chocolat” and “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?”

As quirky as its title might suggest, “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” concerns the efforts of multimillionaire Arab Sheik Muhammad (Amr Waked) to introduce salmon fishing (a decidedly cold-water sport) into his country.

More than just an eccentric with money to waste, the sheik envisions the river and dam 2006 folioweekly associated with his project as a means of ultimately transforming his desert kingdom into a flowering garden. To assist him in the project, the sheik employs a young woman, Harriet Chetwode-Talbot (Emily Blunt), to handle the financing. She in turn recruits Dr. Alfred Jones (Ewan McGregor), a government fisheries expert, to render the dream into reality — a proposal he initially rejects as utterly ridiculous.

However, when the prime minister’s public affairs director Patricia Maxwell (Kristin Scott Thomas) gets wind of the harebrained scheme, she immediately senses a feel-good story about the British government’s cooperation with a

struggling Arab nation — the kind of favorable press that may well obscure the nastier news coming out of the Afghan turmoil. Under pressure from her, Dr. Jones finds himself in league with Ms. Hetwode-Talbot and the sheik in pursuit of an impossible dream that, Dr. Jones comes to believe, just might work.

“Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” isn’t just about fish and sand. Like the other Beaufoy movies, it’s also a charming romantic comedy about an apparently mismatched pair finding each other against all odds. The ultra-staid Alfred, married to a woman more in love with her career than with him, is attracted to his beautiful collaborator on the dam project; she, unfortunately for him, is otherwise engaged at the moment, to a British soldier who’s MIA in Afghanistan.

Yet another sidestory concerns dissidents in the Yemeni kingdom who are determined to sabotage the irrigation project and assassinate the sheik on the grounds that the whole undertaking represents a capitulation to corrupting Western influence.

In addition to Beaufoy’s marvelous screenplay — a deft blend of romance, drama and cultural assimilation — “Salmon Fishing” is energized by Hallström’s best effort since his unfairly overlooked adaptation of Annie Proulx’s “The Shipping News” (2001). Though he utilizes a variety of visual tricks to good effect, including the occasional split-screen and some hilarious email messages, Hallström wisely lets his talented cast carry the burden of the film, both comic and dramatic.

Ewan McGregor is dead-on as the repressed scientist-angler who discovers possibilities of love and life beyond his wildest dreams. Emily Blunt (“The Young Victoria,” “The Adjustment Bureau”) continues to demonstrate a charm and versatility reminiscent of a young Meryl Streep (whom the brunette British actress recalls in terms of talent as well as looks). And I would be remiss not to mention Egyptian actor Amr Waked, quite a charmer himself as the fly-fishing Arab sheik. Finally, there’s the hilarious Kristin Scott Thomas, who all but steals every scene as the prime minister’s control-freak flak.

A great film that threatens to fly beneath the radar, “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” will justly reward the intrepid viewer who seeks it out.

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Guy Pearce enjoys a little game of to-the-death Prison Rules Hide and Seek in the sci-fi action thriller “Lockout.”

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ACT OF VALOR **G@ Rated R • AMC Regency Square This action film tells the story of Bandito Platoon, an elite team of Navy SEALs sent on a global manhunt to topple a deadly terrorist plot and save a CIA operative who’s been kidnapped. Roselyn Sanchez, Nestor Serrano and actual Navy SEALs star in this patriotic thriller.

AMERICAN REUNION *G@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

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THE CABIN IN THE WOODS ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

The innovative horror film from director-writer Drew Goddard (“Cloverfield”) and co-writer Joss Whedon (“Firefly,” “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) uses the clichéd premise of teens on a weekend getaway in the woods to virtually reinvent the genre. While much of the excitement about “Cabin” is based on audiences not giving away any spoilers, an able cast and excellent script keep it from being gimmicky. “Cabin” is an original and much-needed shot in the arm to the teen horror film industry.

DR. SEUSS’ THE LORAX **G@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre

St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

The animated adaptation of Theodor Geisel’s work features the voices of Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Ed Helms and Danny DeVito. In Thneedville, everything’s made of plastic and teenager Audrey (Swift) wants to see a real tree. When smitten 12-year-old Ted (Efron) accepts the challenge, he meets The Once-ler (Helms) who tells the story of The Lorax (DeVito) and the fate of the trees. While the movie benefits from deft animation and good performances, its heavy-handed environmental tone is more like a distraction, especially for younger viewers.

GOOD DEEDS **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square Tyler Perry’s newest film is about wealthy businessman Wesley Deeds (Perry) whose priorities change when he becomes involved with struggling single mother, Lindsey (Thandie Newton), who’s just been evicted. Co-stars Jamie Kennedy and Rebecca Romijn.

HOUSEFULL 2 **@@ Not Rated • AMC Regency Square This Bollywood action-comedy stars Akshay Kumar, John Abraham and Shreyas Talpade.

THE HUNGER GAMES ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre, WGV IMAX Theater Writer-director Gary Ross’ big-screen adaptation of Susan Collins’ popular book series is a tour de force of contemporary sci-fi cinema. In a dystopian future, the country of Panem (formerly North America) holds a tournament where two chosen adolescents must fight to the death. Initially antagonists, contestants Katniss Evergreen (the superb Jennifer Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) soon wonder if they want to be pawns in this brutal game. An original, engaging story (author Collins worked on the film’s script) and worthy performances by the costars including Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks and Stanley Tucci makes “The Hunger Games” a must-see.

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS Sun-Ray Cinema@5Points, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

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“And I say Heraclitus’ views on the unity of opposites set the metaphysical stage for the Gnostics and the Alchemists, you shmucks!” Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos) settles his high-minded debate with Curly (Will Sasso) and Larry (Sean Hayes) the old-fashioned way in the comedy “The Three Stooges.”

JOHN CARTER **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Epic Theatre St. Augustine This mega-budget blow-up of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ sci-fi story takes cues from predecessors “Star Wars,” “Avatar” and even “Gladiator” but misses the mark. During the Civil War, soldier John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) mysteriously wakes up on Mars, where he encounters warring tribes and costars Lynn Collins, Dominic West and Mark Strong.

JOURNEY 2: THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne Johnson, Luiz Guzman and Michael Caine star in this family-geared film about a teenager’s adventure on a remote island in the South Pacific.

LOCKOUT **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Emilie Warnock (Maggie Grace), the daughter of an American president, goes on a humanitarian mission to a prison planet.

Something goes terribly wrong, endangering her and her mission, and her only hope of escape depends on Snow (Guy Pearce), a wrongfully convicted prisoner. Peter Stormare, Vincent Regan and Lennie James co-star in the sci-fi action thriller penned by Luc Besson (“The Fifth Element”).

MIRROR MIRROR *@@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Lily Collins stars as Snow White and Julia Roberts is the Evil Queen in director Tarsem Singh’s lackluster retelling of the classic fairy tale. While the film is visually impressive, a dull script and questionable direction keeps “Mirror, Mirror” from achieving any real movie magic. Armie Hammer and Nathan Lane also star.

THE RAID: REDEMPTION **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This Indonesian martial arts film stars Iko Uwais as Rama, a rookie SWAT team member who leads the charge on a derelict apartment building in downtown Jakarta, an impenetrable fortress of the city’s worst murderers, drug kingpins and gangsters.

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SAFE HOUSE ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds star in this action flick from director Paul Greengrass. Rookie CIA operative Matt Weston (Reynolds) has hit the big time after nabbing rogue

agent Tobin Frost (Washington). But when killer mercenaries attack the agency’s South African “safe house,” Matt and Tobin are on the run.

SALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN **** Rated PG-13 • Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Beach Blvd.

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A THOUSAND WORDS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Beach Blvd.

Fast-talking literary agent Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) wakes up one morning and discovers a beautiful magic tree in his backyard. The only problem with the new landscaping is that chatty Jack discovers that every time he says a word, a leaf dies. And when the last leaf drops (a thousand, to be exact), Jack’s a goner! Kerry Washington, Cliff Curtis and Clark Duke also star in this latest comedy from funnyman Murphy.

THE THREE STOOGES **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Based on the slapstick cinematic shorts of the 1930s, the latest from the Farrelly brothers follows Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos), Larry (Sean Hayes) and Curly (Will Sasso) as they try to save an orphanage and, of course, become embroiled in a murder plot and then become stars on a reality TV show. Jennifer Hudson, Sofia Vergara and Brian Doyle-Murray also star.

TITANIC 3D ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

With this spring season re-issue, movie lovers (and Leo lovers!) may now witness James Cameron’s 1997 re-telling of the sinking of the unsinkable Titanic — which wracked up 11 Oscar wins and made Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet megastars — in 3-D. 21 JUMP STREET *G@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., Sun-Ray Cinema, Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum star in this big-screen adaptation of the ’80s TV show that suffers from a serious case of arrested development. When rookie cops Jenko (Tatum) and Schmidt (Hill) go deep undercover into a high school to break up a drug ring, we discover the worst dope is the brain-rotting garbage being pushed onscreen as a cop-buddy picture.

WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED: ON THE 7TH DAY **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square

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Based on the writings of self-help guru Bishop T.D. Jakes, this drama stars Blair Underwood, Sharon Leal and Nicole Beharie as the Ames family and the horrifying week they spend after their daughter is kidnapped.

POT BELLY’S CINEMA “Albert Nobbs,” “The Artist,” “The Iron Lady” and “This promise of benefit Means War” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101.

WRATH OF THE TITANS **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

A decade after destroying the Kraken, warrior Perseus (Sam Worthington) has retired, living a simple life as a fisherman and single father. But when the gods (Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Bill Nighy, Rosamund Pike) are threatened by an attack from the monstrous Titans, Perseus must procure a magical spear and save the day. Director Jonathan Liebsman’s (“Battle Los Angeles”) take on Greek mythology is heavy on special effects but light on story, making “Wrath” an enjoyable albeit unoriginal fantasy film experience.

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “To The Arctic 3D” opens with a free festival from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. on April 21; Water-themed activities and contests are featured. “The Hunger Games” is screened along with “Forces of Nature,” “Legends of Flight 3D,” “Rescue 3D,” “The Wildest Dream: Conquest of Everest,” “Born To Be Wild 3D” and “Hubble 3D” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

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THE DIARY OF PRESTON PLUMMER This movie, filmed entirely on the First Coast, stars Rumer Willis, Trevor Morgan and Robert Loggia. It screens on April 21 at Carmike Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., Fernandina Beach.

Call for times. 261-9867.

MOVIES IN THE PARK JaxParks presents “The Muppet Movie” at dusk on April 20, at Wyndham Riverwalk’s riverfront lawn, 1515 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. Bring blankets, lawn chairs and picnic baskets. 634-0303. downtownjacksonville.org REVENGE OF THE ELECTRIC CAR This documentary screens at 7:15 p.m. on April 18 at Intuition Ale Works, 720 King St., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 683-7720.

LATITUDE 30 CINEGRILLE “The Descendants” is currently running at Latitude 30’s new movie theater CineGrille, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside.

Call for showtimes. 365-5555.

SUN-RAY CINEMA “21 Jump Street” and “Jiro Dreams of Sushi” are currently running at Sun-Ray Cinema@5 Points, 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. Call 359-0047 for showtimes. sunraycinema.com FREE WEEKEND NATURE MOVIES “Where the Whales Sing” screens at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. on April 21, 22, 28 and 29 at GTM Research Reserve Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. 823-4500.

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NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY THE ARTIST Taking home five Oscars, including Best Picture, “The Artist” is director Michel Hazanavicius’ expertly rendered tale of the 1927 silent film star George Valentin (Jean Dujardin) and his personal and professional life, played out during the rising tide of “talkies.” Fate, metaphor and romance are explored with good supporting performances from Bérénice Bejo, Penelope Ann Miller, John Goodman and Missi Pyle. Shot entirely in black and white with no dialogue, “The Artist” reminds movies lovers why we keep falling in love with stories told on the silver screen.

THE IRON LADY Meryl Streep won an Oscar for Best Actress in her portrayal of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and her journey from being the daughter of a humble grocer to the first woman prime minister of the United Kingdom, a position she held for nearly a dozen years, which earned her the nickname “The Iron Lady” for her hard-line, conservative policies toward trade unions, the Soviet Union and quality British hardcore punk rock! Jim Broadbent costars in the engaging, promise of benefit Reagan-era biopic.

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JaxParks screens “The Muppet Movie,” part of its Movies in the Park series, on April 20 at dusk, at Wyndham Riverwalk’s riverfront lawn, 1515 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. The 1979 film follows Jim Henson’s popular puppets as they try to make it big in Hollywood. Bring blankets, lawn chairs and picnic baskets. No alcoholic beverages. 6340303. downtownjacksonville.org

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Sadly, almost all of “American Reunion” reeks of desperation. After the first three “American” movies were released in theaters, culminating in “American Wedding” in 2003, four more “American Pie Presents” movies ©video, 2011 were sent straight to the last of which was “The Book of Love” in 2009.

So ultimately, there’s no good reason for this series to return to the big screen, unless the suits at Universal are taking pity on the failing careers of the cast. The plot is as predictable as the inevitable groin-based jokes and the film’s overall adolescent sensibility. Thirteen years after their high school graduation, Jim, Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Oz (Chris Klein) and Stifler (Seann William Scott) reunite in East Great Falls for their high school reunion. Corporate stooge Jim and househusband Kevin are married, Oz is a famous sportscaster dating a supermodel (Katrina Bowden) and Finch is a world traveler.

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Levy) and fends off a crush from his neighbor Kara (Ali Cobrin), whom he used to babysit; Kevin considers reuniting with Vicky (Tara Reid); Oz considers reuniting with Heather (Mena Suvari); Finch romances an uglyduckling-turned-hottie-swan, Selena (Dania Ramirez); and Stifler, to no one’s surprise, is still just trying to get laid.

It’s not just that cowriters and directors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg have nothing new for these characters to do; it’s that what we do get is bland and predictable and lasts far longer than it should. For example, Jim gets sidetracked taking care of Kara after she gets drunk. She comes on to him, takes her top off, then passes out in his lap. Har dee har. He feels obligated to take her home, but enlists the help of the guys to get her upstairs without her parents knowing. This scene simply plays like “Weekend at Bernie’s” with nicer T&A, and no, it’s not nearly as good as it sounds.

The lone highlight of that sequence — and the entire movie, really — is Stifler, whom Seann William Scott once again imbues with a lighthearted crassness that feels like a breath of immature fresh air. Ever the life of the party and not understanding why his friends don’t want to go crazy, Stifler has both the most awful and the most awesome things happen to him, and because of Scott’s childish likeability, the man-child is always fun to watch.

In fairness, it’s worth noting that after “American Pie” came out in 1999, it spawned countless imitators and cheap knockoffs, which diluted the appeal of everything the original did well. So for “American Reunion” to take shots at the same jokes 13 years later, well, it feels old and way overdone. And more importantly, high school hijinks a bunch of kids pulled that have now degraded into mediocrity foolishness of middle-aged losers is not how we want to remember these guys.

School is over. Class dismissed.

Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

Stifler (Seann William Scott) mixes up a batch of his famous Iced Moron Punch in the silly comedy “American Reunion.”

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Strum Along: Elvis Costello and The Imposters perform on April 27 at The Florida Theatre.

ELVIS COSTELLO & THE IMPOSTERS Friday, April 27 at 8 p.m.

The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville Tickets range from $33.50-$53.50 355-2787

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or intellectual music fans of a certain age — too young to be hippies and too old to love hip-hop — Elvis Costello represents a nearly untouchable level of cultural cool. There’s the iconic fashion sense, the sardonic public persona, the 30-plus spectacular albums, the mountains of mind-blowing collaborations.

After more than 40 years of excellence, though, three things stand out: Costello’s half-sneering, half-preening vocal style, his mastery of every far-flung genre under the sun, and his epic life’s collection of literate, incisive lyrics. The man didn’t call himself “rock ‘n’ roll’s Scrabble champion” in the ’80s for nothing.

Even with his reputation as a songwriter’s songwriter, Costello has always been happy to play the entertainer. He did, after all, change his name in the mid-’70s from Declan Patrick McManus to D.P. Costello and then to Elvis Costello. The assumed surname came from his jazz trumpeter father, who borrowed it from his own grandmother. Meanwhile, the fresh first name bit was part marketing ploy, part ode to Elvis Presley, who ironically died a few months after Elvis the younger released his 1977 debut album, “My Aim Is True.”

Costello also drags heaps of self-coined nicknames behind him: Napoleon Dynamite (long before the eponymous film), Howard Coward, Little Hands of Concrete, the Beloved Entertainer, Eamonn Singer, the Emotional Toothpaste, the Imposter, Odile W. Husband.

Then there’s his famous wardrobe — clunky Buddy Holly glasses, ridiculous tweed suits and fancy hats a 35-year constant. “I’m in show business,” Costello told The New Yorker in 2010. “If I want to wear big glasses and a hat, I will … It’s dress-up.” Of course, it’s dress-up with a purpose; in the late ’70s, Village Voice called Costello the “Avenging Dork,” and David Lee Roth later hit the nail

right on the head when he added, “Music critics hate me and love Elvis Costello because they all look like Elvis Costello.”

But for all the put-ons and publicity stunts — busking outside a London CBS Records meeting to secure an America deal, conducting stormy relationships with Playboy model Bebe Buell and The Pogues bassist Cait O’Riordan, getting knocked out by Bonnie Bramlett after dropping the “N-word” in reference to James Brown and Ray Charles — there’s no denying the strength of Costello’s craft. His first big hit, “Less Than Zero,” is a groovy, R&B-laced New Wave rocker that scans like early Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen yet still sounds jaunty and revelatory today. “Watching the Detectives” rides a smoked-out reggae beat that’s familiar to any regular viewer of PBS’s “History Detectives,” and “Radio Radio” may as well mark the birth of dyed-in-the-wool indie rock.

In the ’80s, Costello made successful musical hay out of Burt Bacharach, Sam & Dave and George Jones covers, wrote slow-burning ballads inspired by Britain’s ill-fated Falklands War, and collaborated with the likes of Paul McCartney. But in the ’90s, Costello shed nearly all of his rock-star pretenses, pursuing every eclectic fork that appeared on his artistic path.

produced ballets and operas, penned music criticism for Vanity Fair, and earned an honorary doctorate from the University of Liverpool.

He’s inserted himself into the Israeli-Palestinian debate by cancelling shows in the Holy Land, released new records inspired by New Orleans and Nashville, and re-released his first 17 albums with liner notes so voluminous, they serve as a de facto autobiography. In 2003, Costello was inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, along with The Attractions, his longtime backing band.

There have been happy non-musical moments, too. In 2003, Costello embarked on his third and happiest marriage, to jazz singer Diana Krall, who gave birth to twin boys three years later. While domestic life has softened Costello in some ways — he hasn’t eaten meat since the ’80s or taken a drink in 15 years, and was described in 2008 as “the cool dad aging snazzily” by Oxford University scholar Dai Griffiths — it certainly hasn’t dulled his rapacious opinions on the state of the musical world.

Just last week, Costello slammed popular music reality shows like “American Idol,” “The Voice” and “X-Factor,” telling The Hollywood Reporter, “I hate those shows. They’re all

“I’m in show business,” Costello told The New Yorker in 2010. “If I want to wear big glasses and a hat, I will … It’s dress-up.”

He dabbled in classical music orchestration, curated London’s Meltdown Fest, soundtracked numerous films, and made cameos in countless TV shows and movies. In 1999, he even got himself un-banned from “Saturday Night Live,” after notoriously pissing off Lorne Michaels due to an unpredictable 1977 last-minute substitution for the Sex Pistols.

As for his activities in this century, Costello continues to maintain his polymath ways. He’s filled in for David Letterman and hosted his own jam session/talk show on Channel 4/CTV,

ghastly … I don’t think music should be a blood sport. It would be good if it was fun.” Wait — the music nerd’s music nerd, saying music should be fun? “That doesn’t mean there’s no seriousness, no conscience, no lust, no desire, no humor,” Elvis Costello told The New Yorker in 2010. “There’s some artistry attributed to rock and roll where it’s supposed to be more authentic than show business. I don’t really hold to that.”

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Politically minded punks Rise Against perform on April 27 at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre.

RISE AGAINST with A DAY TO REMEMBER and TITLE FIGHT Friday, April 27 at 6:30 p.m.

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political punk band and a major record label — doesn’t sound like a match made in musical heaven. But for Chicago’s Rise Against, fist-pumping activist anthems and unapologetic liberal viewpoints have always peacefully coexisted with MTV airplay and gold records. Case in point: Over the past 12 months, the band has made very public stands on homophobia and right-wing extremism, built their online fanbase up to an impressive 3,000,000 Facebook friends and 168,000 Twitter followers, had punk-rock pioneers Bad Religion open for them on a sold-out Southeast run last spring and sold 250,000 copies of their last record, “Endgame.”

But from their early days on NOFX, frontman Fat Mike’s iconic record label, to their 2003 jump to DreamWorks (which got absorbed by Universal, which spun the band off to Geffen), Rise Against has risen above by relying on one simple formula. “We put our hearts into every song and every show like it’s our last,” lead singer Tim McIlrath told PunkMusic.com in 2006. “We don’t do any fancy shit … we just rock out and do our thing.” That’s what first garnered McIlrath, Joe Principe, Brandon Barnes and Todd Mohney attention back in 2001, with the debut album “The Unraveling.” Sophomore follow-up “Revolutions Per Minute” was similarly greeted as a genuinely forward-thinking entry in punk rock’s third-wave pantheon. Accordingly, Rise Against toured with heavy-hitters of the era like Sick Of It All, Agnostic Front, No Use For A Name, AFI and Strung Out. Some of those bands slowed to a halt, some suffered irreversible fractures and some simply ceased to exist. But Rise Against kept on growing, even as the band’s third album, “Siren Song of the Counter Culture,” copped some flak from punk rock’s hardcore cognoscenti, thanks to more melodic, accessible leanings.

Unhappy with the direction of the band, Mohney departed, replaced by Chris Chasse, who himself left in 2007 and was replaced by current guitarist Zach Blair. But Rise Against maintained its activist reputation, while earning a gold-record certification in the process.

Maybe it was the commercial success that insulated McIlrath and company from any meddling corporate oversight. Here’s the Rise Against frontman in that ’06 PunkMusic.com interview, upon being asked about the band’s

“political” tag: “Do I give a shit about what happens in the world I have to live in? F*ck yeah, I do! Don’t you? Does that mean I’m political? The only reason our band is viewed as being ‘extremely political’ is because of the lack of bands in the punk/hardcore scene today that are saying anything important.”

Sonically, 2006’s “The Sufferer & the Witness” represented a turning point for Rise Against, as the band recorded in Colorado with acclaimed producer and Black Flag/The Descendents drummer Bill Stevenson. Critics hailed the “return to old-school form,” the renewed hardcore attack and the invigorated sense of political purpose on songs like “Worth Dying For,” an anti-war screed, and “Prayer of the Refugee,” which was defiantly proimmigrant. Most impressively, as the traditional music industry started falling apart around them, “The Sufferer & the Witness” maintained Rise Against’s upward commercial trajectory, selling 48,000 copies its first week and breaking in at No. 10 on the Billboard charts.

That success continued with 2008’s “Appeal to Reason” and 2011’s “Endgame,” both recorded again with Stevenson; “Appeal” sold 65,000 copies in its first week and hit No. 3 on the charts, then “Endgame” moved 85,000 units and landed at No. 2. And for all the critics claiming Rise Against had gone soft, “Endgame” might just feature the band’s most ferocious material to date. “Help is on the Way,” written after McIlrath visited post-Katrina New Orleans, became a major radio hit, while “Make It Stop” spoke out against homophobia, particularly within the punk-rock community. “There are people that don’t feel accepted, even at our own shows,” McIlrath said in press for the album. “We [want to] go out of our way to let [people] know that everyone is welcome. I felt there needed to be a song … that empower[s] fans who are coming to grips with their own sexuality.”

So, yes, Rise Against has resided on a major label for almost 10 years. But you can’t argue with their personal ethics — all vegetarians, all straight edge — or their outspoken political opinions which, if anything, have only intensified over the years. In a cover story for last month’s Alternative Press, McIlrath fired all his guns at the Republican establishment. “[They’ve] lost control of [their] constituency,” he said.

“It’s showing the really ugly sides of right-wing conservatism, the real bottom of the barrel …

The conservative party is now synonymous with bigotry. And it’s really scary … This is pure hate and it has no place. It’s a great thing in America that we give people a voice. But that party has gone off the rails. It needs to be reined in, and it needs to be held accountable.”

Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

CONCERTS THIS WEEK THE FRESH BEAT BAND These colorful musicians for the preschool set play at 4 p.m. on April 18 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $25 and $30. 355-2787.

HIT THE LIGHTS The indie rockers play at 8 p.m. on April 18 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 398-7496.

GWAR!, GHOUL, KYLESSA, LEGACY OF DISORDER Gore rockers GWAR! appear at 8 p.m. on April 18 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20. 246-2473.

THE NIGHT BEATS, THE MOLD, THEE HOLY GHOSTS, FOUR WORD LETTER This night of punk rock kicks off at 9 p.m. on April 18 at Nobby’s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. Admission is $6.

547-2188.

PILI PILI The local reggae faves perform at 6 p.m. on April 19 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-3300.

ROWAN CUNNINGHAM BAND, SONIA The Americana music starts at 8 p.m. on April 19 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 399-1740.

BACHACO The Latin band plays at 8 p.m. on April 19 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. 353-4686.

JIMMY SOLARI Singer-songwriter Solari performs at 9 p.m. on April 19 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 108 First St., Neptune Beach. 372-0943.

HOWIE & MOSLEY This musical duo entertains at 9 p.m. on April 19 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

GREENHOUSE LOUNGE, BLACK DRUM These local acts hit the stage at 9 p.m. on April 19 at 1904 Bar, 17 N. Ocean St., Jacksonville. 356-0213.

WANEE FEST: The Allman Brothers Band, Furthur, Gov’t Mule, Hot Tuna Electric, Mickey Hart Band, Buddy Guy, Tedeschi Trucks Band, North Mississippi Allstars, Zach Deputy, Jorma Kaukonen & Jack Casady, Mickey Hart, Oteil Burbrudge, Ray Manzarek & Roy Rogers Band This three-day event of camping and live music is held April 19-21 at The Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th

Drive, Live Oak. Tickets are $199.50 ($229.50 after April 19) and include primitive camping. (386) 364-1683. For a full schedule of what bands play when, go to waneefestival.com THE MAINE, LYDIA, ARKELLS Arizona indie rockers The Maine play at 5 p.m. on April 20 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $18.

246-2473.

THE EVANS BROTHERS, GET OUT DRIVER The Evans Brothers perform at 6 p.m. and Get Out Driver plays at 10 p.m. on April 20 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-3300.

THE FRONTMEN with RICHIE McDONALD, LARRY STEWART, TIM RUSHLOW These country artists perform at 6 p.m. on April 20 at Mavericks, 2 Independent Drive, Jacksonville. Tickets are $25; $35 for upstairs. 356-1110.

3 THE BAND The local numerical musicians play at 9 p.m. on April 20 at Square One, 1974 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 306-9004.

BRUCE IN THE USA (Bruce Springsteen Tribute) This musical tribute to The Boss kicks off at 7:30 p.m. on April 20 at Flagler Auditorium, 5500 E. S.R. 100, Palm Coast. Tickets are $18 and $29. (386) 437-7547.

LIFT These local rockers play at 9:30 p.m. on April 20 at Prevatt’s Sports Bar & Grill, 2620 Blanding Blvd., Middleburg. 282-1564.

RED AFTERNOON The popular local Americana group plays at 7 p.m. on April 20 at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

249-9595.

BLACK MOLLY, KYMYSTRY, BIG ENGINE, ROSCO CAINE, RIVER CITY KATS Southern Rock supergroup Black Molly, featuring members of Molly Hatchet and Blackfoot, hit the stage at 7 p.m. on April 20 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. 223-9850.

THE EVANS BROTHERS These musical siblings play at 7:30 p.m. on April 20 at Urban Flats, 330 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. 280-5515.

LYLITH BEAR, OUT OF THE INVISIBLE, ALEXIS RHODE, THE GIVE & TAKE, JOSHUA PIERCE The faith-based rockers play at 7:30 p.m. on April 20 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 388-3179.

GREYFIELD, HELLO DANGER, BLENDED BREW This night of indie and emo starts at 8 p.m. on April 20 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8.

398-7496.

DEAN DeMERRITT JAZZ TRIBE This Atlanta-based quintet performs at 9 p.m. on April 20 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach.

277-8010.

D-LO THOMPSON Singer-songwriter D-Lo Thompson plays at 9 p.m. on April 20 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville.

854-6060.

SHANTYTOWN These local rockers perform at 9 p.m. on April 20 at Tuckers Hwy. 17 Tavern, 850532 U.S. 17, Yulee. 225-9211.

GRIMM WHITE STEED The NEFla rockers play at 9 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at Cliff’s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Jacksonville. 645-5162.

SAFARI SOUNDLAB, MIKE FORGETTE Reggae band Safari Soundlab appears at 10 p.m. on April 20 at Blue Water Island Grill, 205 First St. N., Jax Beach. 249-0093.

LIL’ ED & THE BLUES IMPERIALS Chicago blues artists Lil’ Ed & the Blues Imperials play at 10 p.m. on April 20 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach.

Tickets are $12. 247-6636.

BREAD AND BUTTER Bread and Butter, the all-covers alter ego of Chroma, entertains at 10 p.m. on April 20 at Mojo No. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville. 381-6670.

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Geej Langlois performs at 10:30 a.m., Lauren Fincham and Mike Pearson are on at 11:45 a.m., Meredith Rae Woodard appears at 2 p.m. and Studio 1014 Dance are on at 3 p.m. on April 21 at the weekly market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. 554-6865. riversideartsmarket.com BE EASY, DOMENIC Local group Be Easy plays at 2 p.m. and Domenic plays at 6 p.m. on April 21 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-3300.

SUNTIER MUSIC FESTIVAL: SUNBEARS!, EMPEROR X, NAVIGATEUR, JASON SHORT, THE CADETS, ANTIQUE ANIMALS, SEA CYCLES PERSONNES This festival featuring local bands starts at 3 p.m. on April 21 at

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Men’s Night Out Beer Pong 7pm $1 Draft $5 Pitchers Free Pool ALL U CAN EAT CRABLEGS

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Texas Hold ’Em STARTS AT 7 P.M.

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Bar Bingo/Karaoke ALL U CAN EAT WINGS KIDS EAT FREE FROM 5 P.M. TO 9 P.M. HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT

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DJ BG w/Cornhole Tournament Bass Tournament 2 FOR 1 DOMESTIC DRAFTS, WELLS AND HOUSE WINE

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Big Al + Koholics 9:30pm 1/2 PRICE APPS-FRI (BAR ONLY) 4-7PM DECK MUSIC 5-9 P.M.

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Out of Hand 9:30pm DECK MUSIC 5-9P.M.

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Reggae: De Lions of Jah 4-8pm

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58, Jacksonville. 620-1496.

LA DISPUTE Michigan rockers La Dispute perform at 7 p.m. on April 21 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

NIKKI TALLEY Asheville-based singer-songwriter Talley plays at 7 p.m. on April 21 at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville.

355-9791.

GOOD KARMA BAND This local group brings the good vibrations at 7:30 p.m. on April 21 at Lillie’s Coffee Bar, 200 First St., Neptune Beach.

249-2922.

JOHN MARK McMILLAN, KYE KYE, JUDY MOSES The faith-based rockers play at 7:30 p.m. on April 21 Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10; $14 at the door. 388-3179.

WELCOME TO ROCKVILLE RUMBLE FINALS with 10 bands Local bands compete to perform at the upcoming Welcome to Rockville festival (held at Metropolitan Park on April 29), at 8 p.m. on April 21 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach.

246-2473.

WALTER PARKS Singer-songwriter Parks plays 8 p.m. on April 21 at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10.

399-1740.

THE PRETTY RECKLESS, THE HOLLYWOOD KILLS, NAMELESS GUARDIAN New York musicians The Pretty Reckless appear at 8 p.m. on April 21 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $15. 398-7496.

WHETHERMAN Folk artist Whetherman performs at 9 p.m. on April 21 at Poe’s Tavern, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7637.

DOMENIC PATRUNO Singer-songwriter Patruno appears at 9:30 p.m. on April 21 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 108 First St., Neptune Beach. 372-0943.

THE CAUTION CHILDREN, TAPE DECK REVOLUTION, PAWN TAKES KING Indie rockers The Caution Children play at 10 p.m. on April 21 at The Phoenix Taproom, 325 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

Admission is $5. 798-8222.

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GOLIATH FLORES The local musician plays at 1 p.m. on April 22 at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

TAMMERLIN This eclectic Americana duo plays a fundraiser for the Amelia Island Museum of History at 5 p.m. on April 22 at The Palace Saloon, 117 Centre St., Fernandina Beach. 491-3332.

HEAR KITTY KITTY, CLASSIFIED (PV), MAN OF COLOR, NAMELESS GUARDIAN L.A.-based rockers Hear Kitty Kitty play at 7 p.m. on April 22 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

MITCH KUHMAN Singer-songwriter Kuhman is on at 5 p.m. on April 23 at 1904 Bar, 17 N. Ocean St., Jacksonville. 356-0213.

SMALL HOUSES, TOBACCO PAT, AMONG GIANTS This night of indie rock kicks off at 9 p.m. on April 23 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. 353-4686.

UPCOMING CONCERTS

GWAR, GHOUL, KYLESSA April 18, Freebird Live STEEL PULSE, INNERCOASTAL April 25, Freebird Live MALCOLM HOLCOMBE April 25, Jack Rabbits MARK SULTAN, GOLDEN PELICANS, WOOLY BUSHMEN, DJ LA MARS April 25, Café Eleven CONSIDER THE SOURCE April 25, 1904 Club RODNEY ATKINS April 26, Mavericks HARPETH RISING April 26, European Street Café San Marco TIM BARRY, BILLY + JOE, BEAU CRUM, JOEL WILTGEN April 26, Jack Rabbits GINORMOUS J April 26, Dog Star Tavern JOHNNY OSBOURNE April 26, Brewster’s Pit ELVIS COSTELLO & The IMPOSTERS April 27, The Florida Theatre SPLIT TONE @ FOLIO WEEKLY’S BEER & MUSIC FEST April 27, Morocco Shrine Auditorium RISE TO AGAINST, A DAY TO REMEMBER, TITLE FIGHT April 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre BADMAN April 27, Dog Star Tavern WHOLE WHEAT BREAD, DP, GENTLEMAN’S ARMY April 27, Jack Rabbits

THE BIG NATURALS April 27, Square One GARRETT ON ACOUSTIC, BLACK SUN RISING, GO AWAY GHOST April 27, Burro Bar DICK DALE April 28, Jack Rabbits LARRY MANGUM TRIO April 28, European Street Café Southside SCHOLAR’S WORD April 28, Dog Star Tavern EYE EMPIRE, MINDSLIP, REMNANTS OF SHADOWS, SUPER BOB, FALL FROM AFAR April 28, Brewster’s Pit GREG LAKE April 29, The Florida Theatre WELCOME TO ROCKVILLE: KORN, SHINEDOWN, EVANESCENCE, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, P.O.D. April 29, Metro Park MICHAEL McFARLAND, T&C, MONSTER FOOL, HOOBIEU April 30, Brewster’s Pit COUNTING CROWS May 1, The Florida Theatre LIT, A THOUSAND HORSES May 1, Jack Rabbits ROBERT LESTER FOLSOM & the RLF BAND May 1, Dos Gatos THE BEACH BOYS 50th ANNIVERSARY REUNION TOUR May 2, St. Augustine Amphitheatre MICKEY AVALON, ANDRE LEGACY May 2, Freebird Live THE DEEP DARK WORDS, FRIENDS OF BLAKE May 2, Jack Rabbits DIECAST, BECOMING MACHINE May 3, Brewster’s Pit THE FRAY May 4, St. Augustine Amphitheatre IN FEAR AND FAITH May 4, Brewster’s Pit GAMBLE ROGERS FOLK FESTIVAL: THE NOUVEAUX HONKIES, THE WAYMORES, AARON O’ROURKE TRIO, GRANT PEEPLES, THE GATORBONE BAND, SAM PACETTI May 4 & 5, St. Augustine WHETHERMAN, CANARY IN THE COALMINE May 5, Mojo Kitchen DASOTA STUDENT GUITAR RECITAL May 5, European Street Café Southside KOTTONMOUTH KINGS, TWIZTID, BLAZE, BIG B, RAZORZ EDGE, TOO PHUCKS May 7, Brewster’s Pit HE’S MY BROTHER, SHE’S MY SISTER May 8, Burro Bar WHITECHAPEL, MISS MAY I May 9, Freebird Live WE OWN THE NIGHT WORLD TOUR: LADY ANTEBELLUM, DARIUS RUCKER, THOMPSON SQUARE May 10, Veterans Memorial Arena BEACH HOUSE May 10, Freebird Live GRETCHEN PETERS May 10, European Street Café San Marco CATIE CURTIS May 11, Café Eleven BREAD AND BUTTER May 11 & 12, Fionn MacCool’s Jax Beach FUSEBOX FUNK May 12, Mojo Kitchen GOSPEL MUSIC May 12, Burro Bar THE ROCKETBOYS May 13, Burro Bar CHUCK PROPHET & THE MISSION EXPRESS May 14, Jack Rabbits WILCO May 16, St. Augustine Amphitheatre JANE’S ADDICTION May 16, The Florida Theatre ACOUSTICANA MUSIC FAIR: CHERYL WATSON & WATERTOWN, LARRY MANGUM, BACK FROM THE BRINK, TRINITY RIVER BAND May 19, Faith United Methodist Church UNCLE KRACKER May 19, Mavericks GRANT PEEPLES May 19, European Street Southside TRIBAL SEEDS May 20, Freebird Live FLOGGING MOLLY May 21, Mavericks LUCERO May 23, Café Eleven EDGAR WINTER BAND May 24, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JACKSONVILLE JAZZ FESTIVAL: SONNY ROLLINS, CHICK COREA, STANLEY CLARKE, LENNY WHITE TRIO, PATTI AUSTIN, JACKSONVILLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA May 24-27, Downtown Jacksonville ROD PICOTT, AMANDA SHIRES May 26, European Street Café San Marco ONE May 26, Freebird Live ATLAS, INSIDE THE TARGET CAR May 26, Burro Bar COLBIE CAILLAT, GAVIN DEGRAW May 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DETHLEHEM May 30, Burro Bar CELERITAS, MILO June 5, Burro Bar LARRY MANGUM, MIKE SHACKELFORD, JAMIE DEFRATES June 6, European Street Café Southside TODAY THE MOON, TOMORROW THE SUN June 6, Burro Bar JB SCOTT’S SWINGIN’ ALLSTARS June 7, European Street Café San Marco ZZ TOP, 3 DOORS DOWN, GRETCHEN WILSON June 8, St. Augustine Amphitheatre STEPHEN SIMMONS June 14, European Street Café San Marco ROD MacDONALD June 16, European Street Café Southside TOMMY ROE June 17, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall SHATTERMAT, XGEEZER, SONS OF YOUNG June 17, Burro Bar JEREMY AKIN June 25, Burro Bar RINGO STARR & HIS ALL STARR BAND June 29, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DANIEL LEVI GOANS July 8, Burro Bar 311, SLIGHTLY STOOPID, THE AGGROLITES

courtyard at 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., at 5 p.m. every Sun. DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Howie & Mosely on April 19. Dean DeMerritt Jazz Tribe at 9 p.m. on April 20. DJs J.G. World & Jim spin actual vinyl at 8 p.m. every Tue. for Working Class Stiffs GENNARO’S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., 491-1999 Live jazz from 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. Third St., 321-2324 Dan Voll from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Live music every weekend O’KANE’S IRISH PUB, 318 Centre St., 261-1000 Dan Voll at 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Turner London Band at 8:30 p.m. every Thur., Fri. & Sat. THE PALACE SALOON & SHEFFIELD’S, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 Tammerlin at 5 p.m. on April 22. BSP Unplugged every Tue. & Sun. Wes Cobb every Wed. DJ Heavy Hess, Hupp & Rob every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. DJ Miguel Alvarez in Sheffield’s every Fri. DJ Heavy Hess every Sat. Cason every Mon. PLAE, 80 Amelia Circle, Amelia Island Plantation, 277-2132 Gary Ross from 7-11 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 Cason at 2 p.m. at the tiki bar every Sat. & Sun. THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Live music Tue.-Sun. DJ Roc at 5 p.m. every Wed.

ARLINGTON, REGENCY Day of Rock: Suntier Music Festival, featuring live music by Sunbears! (pictured), Emperor X, Navigateur, Jason Short, The Cadets, Antique Animals, Sea Cycles and Personnes, kicks off on April 21 at 3 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Student Union, 1 UNF Drive, Bldg. 58, Jacksonville. 620-1496.

July 18, St. Augustine Amphitheatre YES, PROCOL HARUM July 28, St. Augustine Amphitheatre LITTLE FEAT July 31, The Florida Theatre POWERBALL, THE PINZ, SHATTERMAT Aug. 4, Burro Bar TAMMERLIN Aug. 25, European Street CafĂŠ Southside IAN ANDERSON (Jethro Tull) Sept. 21, St. Augustine Amphitheatre EDDIE VEDDER Nov. 24 & 25, T-U Center

• CLUBS • AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH BEECH STREET GRILL, 801 Beech, 277-3662 John Springer on Fri. & Sat., every other Thur. Barry Randolph every Sun. CAFE KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269 Live music in the

AJ’S BAR & GRILLE, 10244 Atlantic Blvd., 805-9060 DJ Sheryl every Thur., Fri. & Sat. DJ Mike every Tue. & Wed. Karaoke every Thur.

MVP’S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. PLUSH, RAIN, LAVA, 845 University Blvd. N., 745-1845 DJ Massive spins top 40 in Rain every Wed., DJs spin Latin every Fri. STARBUCKS, 9301 Atlantic Blvd., 724-4554 Open mic with Starbucks Trio from 8-11 p.m. every other Fri. TONINO’S TRATTORIA, 7001 Merrill Rd., 743-3848 Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams at 6 p.m. every Fri. Signature String Quartet every Sat. VIP LOUNGE, 7707 Arlington Expressway, 619-8198

Wednesday Billy Bowers Thursday The Story Tellers Friday & Saturday Pop Muzik Sunday Rocco Blu

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Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Wed. & Fri. Reggae every Thur. A DJ spins Old School every Sat. A DJ spins every Sun.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet every Wed. Goliath Flores and Sam Rodriguez every Thur. Bush Doctors every first Fri. & Sat. Live jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins vintage every Fri. DJs SuZiRok, LowKill & Mowgli spin for Chillwave Madness every Mon. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke with Dave Thrash every Wed. DJ 151 spins hip hop, R&B, old-school every Thur. DJ Catharsis spins lounge beats every first & fourth Sat. Patrick Evan & CoAlition Industry Sun. MOJO NO. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., 381-6670 Bread and Butter at 10 p.m. on April 20 TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS THE COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Roy Luis spins new & vintage original house at 9 p.m. every Thur.

GATOR’S DOCKSIDE, 8650 Baymeadows Rd., 448-0500 Comfort Zone Band at 9 p.m. every Fri. MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Tue. & Wed. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636 DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri.

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD, 120 S. Third St., 444-8862 Kurt Lanham sings island music every Fri.-Sun.

BILLY’S BOATHOUSE GRILL, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Kurt Lanham from 5:30-9:30 p.m. on April 18. Live music at 5:30 p.m. on April 19. 4Play from 6-10 p.m. on April 20.

Dune Dogs from 5:30-9:30 p.m. on April 21. Dave Pooler from noon-4 p.m., 4Play from 4:45-8:45 p.m. on April 22 BLUE WATER ISLAND GRILL, 205 First St. N., 249-0093 Safari Soundlab and Mike Forgette at 10 p.m. on April 20 BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ IBay every Tue., Fri. & Sat. DJ Ginsu every Wed. DJ Jade every Thur.

Charlie Walker every Sun. CRAB CAKE FACTORY, 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza, 247-9880 Live jazz with Pierre & Co. every Wed. CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Red Afternoon at 7 p.m. on April 20. Live music every weekend DICK’S WINGS, 311 N. Third St., Ste. 107, 853-5004 Big Jeff at 8 p.m. every Thur. Live music at 9 p.m. every Sat. EL POTRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1553 Third St. N., 241-6910 Wilfredo Lopez every Wed. & Sat. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur.

FIONN MacCOOL’S, 333 N. First St., 242-9499 Live music every Thur.-Sat. FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Nate Holley every Mon. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. King Eddie reggae every Sun. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 GWAR, Ghoul, Kylessa and Legacy of Disorder at 8 p.m. on April 18. The Maine, Lydia and Arkells at 5 p.m. on April 20. 10 bands compete at the Welcome to Rockville Rumble finals on April 21. Steel Pulse and Innercoastal on April 25 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Jimmy Solari on April 19. John Austill on April 20.

Domenic Patruno on April 21. Live music every Thur.-Sat. LILLIE’S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Good Karma Band at 7:30 p.m. on April 21. Live music every Fri. & Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Something Distant on April 20 & 21. Split Tone at 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Nate Holley every Wed. Ryan Campbell every Thur. Wits End every Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 270-0801 Live music at 3 p.m. every Sun. Open mic at 5 p.m. every Wed. DJ Jason hosts Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 Fritz Light on April 18. Wits End on April 19. Wes Cobb on April 21. Ryan Crary on April 22 MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 Neil Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Gypsies Ginger at 6 p.m. every Wed. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur.

MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 Lil Ed & the Blues Imperials at 10 p.m. on April 20 MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Pili Pili at 6 p.m. on April 19. The Evans Brothers at 6 p.m., Get Out Driver at 10 p.m. on April 20. Be Easy at 2 p.m., Domenic at 6 p.m. on April 21. Nicholas Williams at noon, Mango Fever at 4 p.m. on April 22. Reggae on the deck every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sun. Live music every 3rd Wed. NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Live music every weekend THE PIER RESTAURANT, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 Darren Corlew and Johnny Flood at 7 p.m. every Thur. DJ Infader every Fri. Nate Holley every Sat. POE’S TAVERN, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7637 Whetherman at 8 p.m. on April 21 RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Billy Bowers at 7 p.m. on April 18.

RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Live music every Tue.-Sun. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. FIONN MacCOOL’S, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 176, 374-1247 Live music every weekend THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 The Ride at 9 p.m. on April 20. Barrett Jockers Band at 8 p.m. on April 21 MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., 356-1110 The Frontmen, with Richie McDonald, Larry Stewart & Tim Rushlow, at 6 p.m. on April 20. Rodney Atkins on April 26. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. THE PHOENIX TAPROOM, 325 W. Forsyth St., 798-8222 The Caution Children, Tape Deck Revolution and Pawn Takes King at 10 p.m. on April 21 POPPY LOVE SMOKE, 112 E. Adams St., 354-1988 DJs Al Pete & Gene Dot spin for The Glossary at 10 p.m. every Sat. ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Alex Hayward on April 19. Sho-Nuf on April 21. The Why on April 21. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on April 18. DJ BG on April 19. Big Al & the Kaholics at 9:30 p.m. on April 20. Out of Hand at 9:30 p.m. on April 21. De Lions of Jah at 4 p.m. on April 22. Deck music at 5 p.m. every Fri. & Sat.

INTRACOASTAL WEST BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Black Molly, Kymystry, Rosco Caine, River City Kats and Big Engine at 7 p.m. on April 20. La Dispute at 7 p.m. on April 21. Hear Kitty Kitty, Classified, Man of Color and Nameless Guardian at 7 p.m. on April 22 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Billy Bowers at 6:30 p.m. on April 21. Mike Shackelford at

6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Band on the Run on April 18. Grimm White Steed at 9 p.m. on April 20 & 21. Karaoke every Thur. & Sun. Live music every Tue. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Live music every Fri.

JULINGTON CREEK, NW ST. JOHNS HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE, 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 683-1964 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry & John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-1 p.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff every Fri. & Sat. THE NEW ORLEANS CAFE, 12760 San Jose Blvd., 880-5155 Live music at 6 p.m. Tue., Wed., Fri.-Sun. Open mic with Biker Bob at 7:30 p.m. every Thur. Reggae with Les B. Fine at 1 p.m. every Sat. & Sun. Creekside Songwriters Showcase at 7 p.m. last Wed. every month RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. SUNBURST STUDIOS, 12641 San Jose Blvd., 485-0946 Open mic with My Friendz Band at 8:30 p.m. every Mon. Karaoke at 8:30 p.m. with DJ Tom Turner every Tue.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite PREVATT’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL, 2620 Blanding Blvd., Middleburg, 282-1564 Lift at 9:30 p.m. on April 20 THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Live music every Thur.-Sat. DJ Jason every Tue. DJ Israel every Wed. Buck Smith Project every Mon.

PALATKA DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 Mad Dog from 6-9 p.m. on April 18. Root Redemption from 8:30-11:30 p.m. on April 21. Lee Kelly from 4-8 p.m. on April 22. Local talent every Wed. Karaoke every Thur. Blues jam every Sun.

DOWNTOWN 1904, 19 Ocean St., 356-0213 Greenhouse Lounge and Black Drum at 9 p.m. on April 19. Mitch Kuhman at 5 p.m. on April 23 BURRO BAR, 228 E. Forsyth St., 353-4692 Bachaco at 9 p.m. on April 19. Small Houses, Tobacco Pat and Among Giants at 9 p.m. on April 23. DJ Tin Man spins reggae & dub every Tue. DJ SuZi-Rok spins every Thur. $Big Bucks DJ Crew$ every Sat. Bert No Shirt & Uncle Jesse every Sun. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Jazz at 11 a.m.,

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Indie rockers The Caution Children (pictured), Tape Deck Revolution and Pawn Takes King play on April 21 at 10 p.m. at The Phoenix Taproom, 325 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 798-8222.

854-6060 Bryan Ripper on April 18. Matt Collins on April 19.

D-Lo Thompson on April 20. Clayton Bush on April 21. Live music every Wed.-Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 John Earle Band on April 18 & 22. Charlie Walker at 8 p.m. on April 19. Wits End on April 20 SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Pkwy.

N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music from 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur. and 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Cowford County Band on April 20 & 27. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Wed.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

Southern Rock supergroup Black Molly (pictured) performs along with Kymystry, Big Engine, Rosco Caine and River City Kats on April 20 at 7 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. Black Molly features former Molly Hatchet bassist Banner Thomas (left) and Blackfoot guitarist Charlie Hargrett.

223-9850.

PONTE VEDRA LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 285-0139 Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Tony Novelly from 6-10 p.m. every Mon. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Billy Buchanan at 8 p.m. on April 21. Pili Pili on April 22. Soundstage Sundays at 4 p.m. on the deck every Sun. Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 Evans Brothers at 7:30 p.m. on April 20. Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE ALPHADOG GRILL, 2782 Park St., 374-8715 Karaoke every Sat. & Mon. FLA RIDERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB, 243 S. Edgewood Ave. DJ DreOne spins every Wed. for open mic nite HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 DJ Dots every Tue. Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Lylith Bear, Out Of The Invisible, Alexis Rhode, The Give & Take, Joshua Pierce at 7:30 p.m. on April 20. John Mark McMillan, Kye Kye and Judy Moses at 7:30 p.m. on April 21.

PIZZA PALACE, 920 Margaret St., 598-1212 Jennifer Chase at 6:30 p.m. every Fri. YESTERDAYS SOCIAL CLUB, 3638 Park St., 387-0502 Rotating DJs spin for Pro Bono electronic music party from 7 p.m.-2 a.m. every Sun.

ST. AUGUSTINE A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Billy Bowers on April 19. The Mix on April 20 & 21 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Open mic on April 17. St. Augustine Songwriters Guild on April 18. Rusty Bluegrass on April 20. Ric Welch on April 21. Colton McKenna at 2 p.m. on April 22 BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE, 48 Spanish St., 547-2023 Live music Fri. & Sat. THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on April 20 CAFE ELEVEN, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 Mark Sultan on April 25 CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on April 20. Kenny & Tony at 2 p.m., Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on April 21.

Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on April 22

CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. HARRY’S, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Billy Bowers from 6-10 p.m. on April 25 JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler from noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at noon every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Marc Berardo at 9 p.m. on April 20 & 21.

Katherine Archer at 1 p.m. on April 22. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. NOBBY’S, 10 Anastasia Blvd., 547-2188 The Night Beats, The Mold, Thee Holy Ghosts and Four Letter Word at 9 p.m. on April 18 SANGRIAS WINE & TAPAS Piano Bar, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Live music every Thurs.-Sun. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex are in for Karaoke every Mon. SIRENS, 113 Anastasia Blvd., 460-2641 Live music every Fri. DJs spin every Sat. Live music from 3-6 p.m. every Biker Sunday SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE, 21 Hypolita St., 819-5637 Live music every Fri.-Sun. THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Spanky at 9 p.m. on April 20 & 21. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur.

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Beer house rock every Wed. Live music every Thur. Will Hurley every Fri. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Harry & Sally from 7-9 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke from 7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115,

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Joshua Bowlus and John Ricci at 8 p.m. on April 17.

Rowan Cunningham Band and Sonia at 8 p.m. on April 19. Jazz every second Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. American Top 40 every Fri. Salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Hit The Lights on April 18. Greyfield, Hello Danger and Blended Brew at 8 p.m. on April 20. The Pretty Reckless, The Hollywood Kills and Nameless Guardian at 8 p.m. on April 21. Malcolm Holcombe on April 25 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur.

PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 3 the Band at 9 p.m. on April 20. Soul on the Square with MVP Band & Special Formula at 8 p.m.; DJ Dr. Doom at 10:30 p.m. every Mon. DJs Wes Reed & Josh Kemp spin underground dance at 9 p.m. every Wed. DJ Hal spins for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Thur. Mitch Kuhman & Friends of Blake at 6 p.m. every other Fri. DJs Rogue and Mickey Shadow spin every Factory Sat.

SOUTHSIDE BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic from 7-11 p.m. with Chris Hall every Tue. & every first Sun. Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 399-1740 Walter Parks at 8 p.m. on April 21 LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 DJ 007 Vic Jones and Big Engine on April 19. The Raydio Band at 8:30 p.m., DJ Jun Bug at 11:30 p.m. on April 20. The Gootch at 8:30 p.m., VJ Ginsu at 11:30 p.m. on April 21

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE BLUE DINER CAFE, 5868 Norwood Ave., 766-7774 Jazz from 7-9 p.m. every first Thur.

BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. with DJ Dave.

Open mic every Wed. DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Live music every Fri. & Sat. FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. SKYLINE SPORTSBAR, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Nikki Talley at 7 p.m. on April 21. Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on April 22 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music every Sat. TUCKER’S HWY. 17 TAVERN, 850532 U.S. 17, Yulee, 225-9211 Shantytown at 9 p.m. on April 20.

To get your band listed here, send all the vitals — band name, time, date, location of venue, with street address, city, admission price and contact number — to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com.

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The sculpture by Devin Balara featured in the group show “On Mediation,” opening at CoRK Arts District on April 20.

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evin Balara originally planned to study the mind, but she ended up learning to follow her heart. The 23-year-old artist is currently enrolled in the MFA program at Indiana University in Bloomington, spending long days not studying psychology, but laboring in the steel foundry at the Midwestern campus.

Born in Tampa, Balara moved to Jacksonville at 17, and though she had studied both music and dance as a child, she had no intention of pursuing any creative calling at the college level.

In fact, she spent her first semester at University of North Florida as a psych major. “I was really interested in how the mind works and the way that people relate to each other,” Balara told Folio Weekly in a phone interview during a rare break from the sculpture workshop. But an innate creative restlessness led her to the school’s fine arts department. “I had never taken an art class until I went to UNF,” she says.

Balara credits the “humble and small” UNF arts program with helping ignite her self-confidence. “I had a really great professor in David Lauderdale — he was like our Yoda,” she laughs, explaining that he demystified the “whole art world” to the students. “I was under the mistaken impression that I had to be a master when I first started out.” Balara became friends with a couple she describes as her “mentors,” in the form of Lance Vickery and Jenny K. HagerVickery, whom she credits with “helping me understand that to make things with good ideas behind them, the most important thing is to develop craftsmanship first.”

Hager-Vickery, an associate professor of sculpture at UNF, is equally complimentary of her former student. “Devin’s sculptures are like drawings in space,” she says, citing Balara’s use of an acetylene torch — work that is tedious for an artist of any age. “When she draws and paints, the work has the same line quality — thick and thin lines with high repetition. She’s been really successful and continues to be inspired.”

After graduating, Balara painted and served as host of the WJCT new music program, “Indie Endeavor.” At the Hagers’ urging,

however, she traveled to Solsberry, Ind., in July 2011 to participate in a workshop at the Sculpture Trails Outdoor Museum. Located on 20 acres of bucolic countryside and featuring the work of more than 60 international artists, the museum is the brainchild of sculptor-instructor Gerry Masse and a sort of backwoods Shangri-la of steel sculptures.

“I needed to get out of Florida for a while,” Balara says. “So I drove up and I was there for the month and I had a complete awakening to my talent.”

Over the course of a few summer weeks, she participated in an intense work-study program that involved primitive camping, 12-hour days of assisting more seasoned artists while honing her own skills, and much time “digging and shoveling,” to keep the forge at a steady temperature of 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit, the melting point of steel. The experience transformed her, and forged a new relationship with an alloy of iron and carbon.

“There’s a sense that steel, more than anything else, does what I tell it to,” says Balara.

“I know what it likes and how it’s going to behave. You just need to treat it the way it wants to be treated to become malleable.”

Balara has never strayed far from her original fascination with the mind and attendant relationships. “I was interested in psychology, but I realize that art could be a way of exploring those ideas on my own terms.” Her work (levimarxcontemporary.com) investigates her interior beliefs in impressive pieces that have been shown locally at the galleries R. Roberts and Gallery L. Most recently, her piece, “Once, Twice, Three Times an Hombre,” has been accepted at IU’s prestigious Kinsey Institute Juried Exhibition.

Balara also has work featured in the show, “On Mediation,” opening this week at the West Gallery at Riverside’s CoRK Arts District space. Curated by Staci Bu Shea, the show is documented in a limited-edition catalog and features work by several artists, including Judith Gammon and Aaron Garvey,

contemporaries the sculptor has known for nearly a decade.

“Devin is able to translate her cleverness and chosen minimal materials into complex and powerful works,” offers Bu Shea, “and she does so without an overbearing sentiment.”

In pieces like “Timidity” and “Effort,” Balara’s deliberate use of abstraction attempts to convey her principles of patience, repetition, discipline and timidity, while imbued with a subtle sense of humor. Her untitled piece at the CoRK show — a hanging work of cloth and sculpted wood — explores the potential of an actual material becoming sensual. “Wood, fabric, velvet, brass tacks and well-treated metal and hanging devices — all things that are kind of seductive,” says Balara of the piece, which is arranged to allow a viewer to walk through it and be touched — literally — on both sides. Balara believes this touches on the fleeting sensation of being seduced by a material thing — “an object is never really going to love you back.”

“I try to interpret these overarching themes with abstract forms,” she continues, “since I feel like [the abstract] is a more universal idea.” Her pieces fuse steel with materials ranging from resin to wax to even paper, disparate materials that try to explain the “common gestures” expressed by all living beings. “I liken that to everything in the universe and every job that everyone does,” she says, of our deliberate efforts in life to survive and, we hope, thrive. “It’s a hard thing to appreciate and an even harder thing to acknowledge and not feel extreme anxiety about — but I think my work is trying to get at the fact that we’re all kind of the same.”

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The opening reception for the exhibit “On Mediation” is held on Friday, April 20 from 6-9 p.m. at West Gallery, CoRK Arts District, 2689 Rosselle St., Jacksonville. The show features work

by Devin Balara, Judith Gammon, Travis Flack, Aaron Garvey, Christine Sun Kim, Austin Moule and TSOSTC. 485-6692.

The opening reception for the Spring Bachelor of Art and Bachelor of Fine Arts Senior Portfolio Exhibition is held on April 19 from 5-9 p.m. and continues on April 20 from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Flagler College’s Crisp-Ellert Art Museum, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. The show features work by 23 students including (pictured) Leigh Abear’s “Untitled (Underwater Self Portrait)” (2012, oil on canvas). 826-8530.

PERFORMANCE

BURN THE FLOOR This fiery dance ensemble performs a history of dance at 7:30 p.m. on April 17 at the T-U Center’s Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $41-$61. 632-3373.

HEROES Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre presents Tom Stoppard’s translation of an original comedy by Gérald Sibleyras, that follows three elderly WWI veterans as they reminisce and plot their escape from a retirement home, at 8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 and at 2 p.m. on April 22 at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. Tickets are $10. 249-7177.

STATE STREET BALLET’S “JUNGLE BOOK” The acclaimed Santa Barbara-based dance ensemble performs Kipling’s classic tale of Mowgli and his jungle adventures at 2 p.m. on April 22 at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 74 King St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $30; $5 for students. 797-2800.

CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD Limelight Theatre presents Mark Medoff’s romantic drama about the relationship between a deaf student and her teacher at 7:30 p.m. on April 19, 20, 21 and 24 and at 2 p.m. on April 22 at 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25; $22 for seniors and $20 for military and students. The play is staged through May 13. 825-1164.

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF Players by the Sea stages Tennessee Williams’ classic drama, about the turbulent relationships of a family living on a Mississippi plantation, at 8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20; $17 for seniors, military and students. The play is staged through May 12. 249-0289.

TWENTIETH CENTURY This comedy about a 1930s-era egomaniacal Broadway director and his attempts at wooing a Hollywood starlet while on a cross-country train trip is staged at 8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 and at 2 p.m. on April 22 at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. The show is staged through May 5 with Sunday matinee performances. Tickets are $25; $20 for seniors, military and students. 396-4425.

BUDDY - THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY The Tony-winning musical, chronicling the pioneering rockand-roll legend, is staged at 8 p.m. on April 17, 18, 19, 20, 21 and 24, at 1:15 p.m. on April 21 and at 2 p.m. on April 22 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville.

Tickets range from $42-$49. The show runs through June 3.

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MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (FERNANDINA BEACH) Fernandina Little Theatre stages Shakespeare’s comedy about romance and deception at 7:30 p.m. on April 20, 21 and 23 and at 2:30 p.m. on April 22 at 1014 Beech St., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $10. 206-2607.

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (UNF PRODUCTION) University of North Florida’s Department of English presents Shakespeare’s classic comedy at 7:15 p.m. on April 19 at Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 346-0373. The production is also staged (weather permitting) at 8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at Russell Park, 850 Seminole Road, Atlantic Beach. 246-4061.

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE Amelia Community Theatre presents Tennessee Williams’ gripping Southern drama at 8 p.m. on April 19, 20 and 21 and at 2 p.m. on April 22 at 209 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach.

Tickets are $20; $10 for students. The play is staged through April 28. 261-6749.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKING WORKSHOP A Documentary Filmmaking Boot Camp is held from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on April 21 at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. The workshop

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ARTISTS SOUGHT FOR COMMUNITY PROJECT The project “B Squared,” an offshoot of the community arts project “Imagination Squared,” is seeking creative types.

Artists can purchase two wooden squares for $36 to be used for original artwork, which is then displayed at Biscottis in Avondale. For details, call 306-0100.

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HIGH SCHOOLERS FOR PETER PAN The High School Summer Musical Theatre Experience seeks tumblers and gymnasts, orchestra musicians, actors, singers, dancers and technicians for its production of “Peter Pan,” running July 27-Aug. 5. Auditions are held from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. on April 28 and 29 at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2347.

ST. AUGUSTINE MUSICAL SEEKS ACTORS Auditions are held for the interactive musical comedy “Bingo the Winning Musical” at 11 a.m. on April 22 at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. The cast calls for six females (ages 20-60) and one male (40s). Bring 16 bars of an up-tempo, Broadway-style song (no ballads), a recent headshot and résumé. The production runs from June 8-July 1. 825-1164.

FW ART SHOW SEEKS SUBMISSIONS The Folio Weekly Invitational Artist Exhibit seeks submissions of original works of art (paintings, photographs, works on paper, sculptures, mixed media) from May 21-June 10.

Submit no more than three (3) pieces. Works are not to exceed 6’ tall x 4’ wide. Signed, hard copies or in-person deliveries will not be accepted. Digital images of the completed work of art, with artist information (email/mail/ phone, along with title/dimensions/media/date for each piece), must be submitted to submissions@folioweekly. com. The show is held from Aug. 24-Dec. 2 at the Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens. 260-9770 ext. 128.

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CLASSICAL & JAZZ

SPRING CHORAL CONCERT The University Singers and Men’s and Women’s Choruses are featured in a concert of varied music from the centuries at 7:30 p.m. on April 19 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

SING INTO SPRING Dr. Cara Tasher conducts the UNF choruses at 7:30 p.m. on April 19 at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

JAX SYMPHONY PERFORMS RACHMANINOFF Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs Rachmaninoff’s “Second Piano Concerto” at 7:30 p.m. on April 19 and at 8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at the T-U Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville.

Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547.

THE IMPRESARIO Theatrical company Bella Voce Cabaret performs Mozart’s “The Impresario” at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. on April 20 at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584.

ALL-BEETHOVEN RECITAL Pianist Scott Watkins performs a program that includes the piano sonatas “Tempest,” “Pathétique,” “Moonlight” and “Waldstein,” at 7:30 p.m. on April 20 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students.

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JAZZ AT JAZZLAND Open mic and singer’s night is held at 8 p.m. on April 20.

• Open for Lunch and Dinner Tues-Sat. and Brunch on Sundays • New dinner menu nightly Gourmet Cuisine in a Classic Atmosphere • Serving local Seafood and Fresh Fernadina Shrimp.

She Crab Soup. Fresh Seafood. Prime Rib. Wagyu & Prime Steaks.

The Music of John Michael on the Piano.

Garden Weddings and Receptions.

Dinner Tues-Sat *Piano Lounge Tues-Sat. Happy Hour 4:30-7PM.

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Admission is $5. The Roland Fleming Connection performs at 8 p.m. on April 21. Admission is $10. Calvin Newborn performs at 5 p.m. on April 22. Admission is $10. All concerts are held at The Jazzland Café, 1324 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Admission each night is $10. 249-1009.

RACHELLE FERRELL Jazz vocalist Ferrell appears at 8 p.m. on April 20 at The Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $40. 632-5555.

CONCERT OF ROMANTICISM The Island Chamber Singers perform works by Puccini and Brahms at 8 p.m. on April 20 and at 3 p.m. on April 22 at Amelia Island Plantation Chapel, 36 Bowman Road, Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $15. 225-0575.

CHILDREN’S CHORUS CONCERT The Jacksonville Children’s Chorus and the African Children’s Choir perform at 7:30 p.m. on April 21 at The Performing Arts Center at Atlantic Coast High School, 9735 R.J. Skinner Parkway, Jacksonville. General admission tickets are $25; $40 for reserved seating. 353-1636.

PIANO RECITAL Pianist Cameron Michael performs at 10:45 a.m. on April 22 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133.

SOUND EFFECTS: MUSIC AT MOCA This concert series features a performance by flautist Rhonda Cassano, violinist Philip Pan, harpist Kayo Ishimaru and cellist Dr. Nick Curry at 2 p.m. on April 22 at Museum of Contemporary Art, 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12; $9 for members. 366-6911.

ORGANIST RECITAL Organist Scott Montgomery performs at 3 p.m. on April 22 the T-U Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $20; $10 for students. 389-6222.

HELTON-THOMAS DUO Saxophonist Jonathan Helton and cellist Steven Thomas play at 3 p.m. on April 22 at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. Tickets are $15. 276-6750.

ORGAN AND BRASS William McNeiland conducts The Ancient City Brass Band and Organ, featuring organist Timothy Tuller, at 5 p.m. on April 22 at St. John’s Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville.

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SIXTH ANNUAL PICNIC AND POPS Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents the annual “Symphony Under the Stars” concert at 8 p.m. on April 22 at Central Park in Town Center, 975 Central Ave., Palm Coast. Tickets are $40; $35 for Palm Coast Arts Foundation members. Bring a picnic dinner, chairs and blankets. Gates open at 6:30 p.m. (386) 263-2991.

EXOTIC JOURNEYS The Jacksonville University Orchestra performs RimskyKorsakov’s “Scheherazade” at 7:30 p.m. on April 24 at JU’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville.

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ART WALKS & FESTIVALS

SAWGRASS VILLAGE ART FESTIVAL This two-day art festival is held from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on April 21 and 22 and features arts and crafts vendors, food and kids’ activities at Sawgrass Village Shopping Center, 1100 Sawgrass Village Drive, Ponte Vedra Beach. 509-9234.

NORTH BEACHES ART WALK Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, from 5-9 p.m., on the third Thur. of each month at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222.

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The Arts Market is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free.

554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

MUSEUMS

CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530. The opening reception for the Spring Bachelor of Art and Bachelor of Fine Arts Senior Portfolio Exhibition is held from 5-9 p.m. on April 19 and continues from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on April 20.

CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. The Frenchinspired theme night “Let Them Eat Cake” is held from 5-7 p.m. on April 17 and features music and interactive displays; “Make Your Mother Proud“ is held from 5-7 p.m. on April 24.

“Impressionism and Post Impressionism from the High Museum of Art” is on display through May 6. “Richard Chamberlain: The Year of the Sheep” is displayed through July 8. “Beyond Ukiyo-e: Japanese Woodblock Prints and their influence on Western Art” runs through Aug. 9. “50 Forward: New Additions to the Permanent Collection” is on display through Aug. 15.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. Sound Effects: Music at MOCA features a performance by flautist Rhonda Cassano, violinist Philip Pan, harpist Kayo Ishimaru and cellist Dr. Nick Curry at 2 p.m. on April 22. Tickets are $12; $9 for members. Painter Carrie Ann Baade’s “Solar Midnight” is displayed through May 27. The exhibit “Rainbow Artists,” featuring work created by autistic children from MOCA’s Rainbow Artists program, is featured through May 27.

“Project Atrium: Mark Licari” runs through July 8.

RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. The Stanton and Stanton Vocational Alumni meet from 6-8 p.m. on April 17.

Jazz vocalist Rachelle Ferrell performs at 8 p.m. on April 20.

Tickets are $40. An exhibit celebrating local African-American athletes and sports figures, “More Than a Game: AfricanAmerican Sports in Jacksonville, 1900-1975,” is currently on display. Admission is $8 for adults, $5 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES

AMELIA ISLAND PLANTATION ARTISTS’ GUILD & GALLERY 94 Village Circle, Fernandina Beach, 432-1750. The opening reception for the show “Spring Fling” is held from 5-9 p.m. on April 18. The show runs through April. Artwork inspired by the annual Shrimp Festival is on display through May 12.

ANCHOR BOUTIQUE 210 St. George St., C2, St. Augustine, 808-7078. The gallery hosts an event for the boutique baby planning company Appleseed and Sprout from 1-4 p.m. on April 21.

HASTINGS BRANCH LIBRARY Historic Hastings High School Building, 6195 S. Main St., Hastings, 827-6970. Recent work by Gail Prevatt is featured April 21-28.

SOUTH GALLERY FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 646-2023. The Florida State College at Jacksonville Annual Student Exhibit runs through April 27. The awards ceremony is held at 6:30 p.m. on April 18.

STELLERS GALLERY AT PONTE VEDRA 240 A1A N., Ste. 13, Ponte Vedra Beach, 273-6065. The opening reception for an exhibit of recent paintings by Laura Lacambra Shubert and Sabre Esler is held from 5:30-8:30 p.m. on April 20. The show runs through May 14.

WEST GALLERY CoRK Arts District, 2689 Rosselle St., Jacksonville, 4856692. The opening reception for the exhibit “On Mediation,” featuring works by Devin Balara, Judith Gammon, Travis Flack, Aaron Garvey, Christine Sun Kim, Austin Moule and TSOSTC, is held from 6-9 p.m. on April 20.

For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com.

To list your event, send info – time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print – to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. Events are included on a space-available basis.

The concert series Sound Effects: Music at MOCA features flautist Rhonda Cassano, violinist Philip Pan (pictured), harpist Kayo Ishimaru and cellist Dr. Nick Curry performing an eclectic repertoire on April 22 at 2 p.m. at Museum of Contemporary Art, 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12; $9 for members. 366-6911.

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Renowned nature photographer George Lepp is the keynote speaker at the 10th annual Florida Birding & PhotoFest, an event that combines photo technique sessions with birding, kayaking, nature hikes and a variety of field workshops. The event is held at several sites from April 22-29; event headquarters is Whitney Lab’s Center for Marine Studies, 9505 Ocean Shore Blvd., St. Augustine. (800) 653-2489. floridasbirdingandphotofest.com

EVENTS

EMPOWERMENT SUMMIT Jacksonville Urban League holds its fifth annual empowerment summit from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. on April 25 at 903 W. Union St., downtown. Workshops on character building, financial literacy and how to get and keep a job are offered. This will also be an opportunity for youth to enroll in JUL summer camp activities, National Achievers Program, SAT and Act Preparation and Personal Safety. 3663473, 356-8336. jaxul.org HOLOCAUST DAY COMMEMORATION Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Memorial Day, is marked by a ceremony at 7 p.m. on April 18 on Flagler College Campus, in historic downtown St. Augustine. The event features the reading of victims’ names. Admission is free. 386-446-6061.

KATIE RIDE FOR LIFE The eighth annual Katie Ride For Life, to raise funds and awareness of organ and tissue donation, kicks off at 8 a.m. on April 21 with individual and team cyclists riding routes of 100, 62, 36 or 18 miles; the off-road and Family Fun Ride are at 8:30 a.m., and the 5K and 10K walks begin at 8:45 a.m. Starting point is Atlantic Recreation Center, 2500 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Food and live music are featured. Registration is $35; $25 for the Fun Ride. 491-0811. katierideforlife.org JAX ROLLER GIRLS DOUBLE HEADER The Jacksonville RollerGirls play a double-header on April 21 at University of North Florida’s Arena, 4567 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Jacksonville. Duval Derby Dames vs. First Coast Fatales at 6 p.m. and New Jax City Rollers vs. Oklahoma Victory Dolls at 7 p.m. Tickets are $11 in advance or $13 at the door and children 10 and under are free. BrownPaperTickets.com jacksonvillerollergirls.com COSMIC CONCERTS Laser shows include Laser Magic at 7 p.m., Laseropolis at 8 p.m., Laser Hypnotica at 9 p.m. and Laser X at 10 p.m. on April 20 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org LINCOLNVILLE FARMERS’ MARKET The weekly market, held from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every Sun. at 399 Riberia St., St. Augustine, offers local and organic produce, baked goods, prepared foods, crafts and jewelry at Eddie Vickers Park, Lincolnville in. lincolnvillefarmersmarket.com FERNANDINA FARMERS MARKET Farm-direct produce is offered from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Sat. on the corner of Centre and Seventh streets, Fernandina Beach. Organic products, specialty foods, gourmet baked goods, and plants are featured. fernandinafarmersmarket.com OLD CITY FARMERS MARKET Fresh produce, baked goods, plants and fresh seafood are offered every weekend at the St. Augustine Amphitheater on A1A South in St. Augustine from 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. every Sat. Admission is free. staugustinefm.com

POLITICS, BUSINESS, ACTIVISM HEALTHCARE SYMPOSIUM Florida Coastal School of Law hosts this symposium on the health care bill, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA), at 6 p.m. on April 17 at the school, 8787 Baypine Road, Jacksonville. The speakers are Joe Jacquot, former chief of staff to former Atty.

Gen. Bill McCollum, the architect of the state’s challenge, who explains argument against it; Darren R. Latham, Florida Coastal School of Law professor, who explains argument for

constitutionality; and Hugh Greene, CEO of Baptist Health Hospitals, serving as policy expert to explain what either outcome means for healthcare providers. Admission is free for ImpactJAX members; $10 for non-members. 680-7700.

LIBERTARIANS OF DUVAL COUNTY Mike Austell from Oath Keepers is the featured speaker at 6:30 p.m. on April 19 at Golden Corral, 4250 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville. jaxlp.com DUVAL COUNTY FOOD SUMMIT Healthy Kids Healthy Jacksonville presents this public conversation, to explore Jacksonville’s food culture and its impact on access to safe and healthy foods for all members of the community, from 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. on April 21 at Schultz Center for Teaching & Leadership, 4019 Boulevard Center Drive, Jacksonville.

Admission is $5. 253-2520. Register online at bit.ly/ DCFoodSummit2012 SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Peter Bragan, Jacksonville Suns, is the featured speaker at 11:30 a.m. on April 18 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559.

UNF SMALL BUSINESS CLASS Nonprofit Startup 101 is held from 1-3 p.m. on April 20 at Small Business Development Center at University of North Florida, 12000 Alumni Dr., Jacksonville. Cost is $40. Government Contracting 101 is held from 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. on April 18; fee of $40. 620-2476. sbdc.unf.edu JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on April 19 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-7306.

BOOKS & WRITING

BOOK TALK Carol Lutker discusses “Modern Buddhism” by meditation master Geshe Kelsang Gyatso at 7 p.m. on April 18 at Beaches Public Library, 600 Third St., Neptune Beach.

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BUNNY LEACH Bestselling author Leach features her book, “Turtle Shells: Heading Through Cancer,” from 6-9 p.m. on April 19 at Valencia Condominiums, 4300 South Beach Parkway, Jax Beach. 285-1132.

WARMER DAYS, DARKER NIGHTS BOOK TOUR Authors Bill Myers, Heather Burch and Jill Williamson appear from 3-5 p.m. on April 21 at LifeWay Christian Store, 9515 Crosshill Blvd., Ste. 101, Jacksonville. Giveaways, games and Q&As are featured. Admission is free. 317-3085.

JAMES W. HALL Bestselling mystery author and creative writing professor Hall talks about and signs copies of his new book, “Hit Lit: Cracking the Code to the Twentieth Century’s Biggest Bestsellers,” at 3 p.m. on April 22 at The BookMark, 200 First St., Neptune Beach. 241-9026.

WORLD BOOK & ROSE DAY The 16th annual celebration of St. George’s slaying of a dragon to save the woman he loved, is marked on April 23 at The BookMark, 200 First St., Neptune Beach. Anyone who buys a book there gets a complimentary rose. 241-9026.

COMEDY

LAFF MOB The Laff Mob’s Love to Laff Tour, with Rudy Rush, Roz. G. and Corey Zooman Miller, hits town at 8 p.m. on April 20 at the T-U Center’s Terry Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $34.25. ticketmaster.com HENRY CHO Allstars at 8 p.m. on April 17 and 18. Henry Cho appears at 8 p.m. on April 19 and 20 and at 7 and 9 p.m. on

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April 21 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $15-$25. 292-4242.

SQUARE ONE STANDUP Moses West and Herman Nazworth host standup and spoken word at 9 p.m. every Tue. at Square One, 1974 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 306-9004.

JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Scotty K appears at 8:30 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $8 and $12. 461-8843.

LATITUDE 30 Jersey the Haitian Sensation appears at 8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., Jacksonville. Tickets are $13. 365-5555.

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

INTERNATIONAL BOAT SHOW The 16th annual Southeast U.S. Boat Show is held from 10 a.m.-8 p.m. on April 20 and 21 and from 10 a.m.-6 p.m. on April 22 at Metropolitan Park, located across from the Sports Complex, Jacksonville. A wakeboarding competition, bikini contest, kids’ zone and safety seminars from the U.S. Coast Guard are featured. Admission is $10 for adults; children younger than 16 are free. 759-2758.

BIRDING & PHOTOFEST The annual Florida Birding & PhotoFest is held along the coast April 22-29. Workshops, exhibits and kayak tours led by Ripple Effect Eco Tours and boat tours led by St. Augustine Eco Tours are featured. The event headquarters is Whitney Lab’s Center for Marine Studies, 9505 Ocean Shore Blvd., St. Augustine. (800) 653-2489.

LOW TIDE BIKE RIDE The ride is held at 2 p.m. on April 21 at Anastasia State Park, 1340A A1A S., St. Augustine. The ride is free with paid park admission. 461-2035. floridastateparks.org JACKSONVILLE SUNS The local Southern League team begins its first homestand against the Pensacola Blue Wahoos at 7:05 p.m. on April 25 at the Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Games continue at 7:35 p.m. on April 26, at 7:05 p.m. on April 27, at 6:05 p.m. on April 28 and at 3:05 p.m. on April 29. Tickets are $7.50-$22.50. 358-2846. jaxsuns.com

COMMUNITY INTEREST

DESC BIRTHDAY PARTY Downtown Ecumenical Services Council celebrates its 30th birthday at 6 p.m. on April 19 at The Garden Club, 1005 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville. Food and live music by Woods & Bridges are featured. Proceeds benefit DESC programs. 358-7955. descjax.org FIRST COAST TIGER BAY CLUB Paul Anderson, JaxPort CEO, is the speaker at 11:30 a.m. on April 20 at University Club, 1301 Riverplace Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $25 which includes a seafood buffet. For reservations, call 571-5337.

LIVING POWERFULLY CONFERENCE The conference is held at 8 a.m. on April 20 at University of North Florida, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. Admission is $175, which includes breakfast, lunch and a reception following the conference. To register, go to genwnow.com ANTIQUES & GARDEN PARTY The inaugural event is held from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on April 20 and 21 at All Saints Episcopal Church, 4171 Hendricks Ave., San Marco. Antiques, art, and furnishings are on offer. Admission is $5 each day. An appraisal fair is held from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on April 20; bring antiques and have them appraised by local experts for $5 per item. Proceeds benefit All Saints Care Center and service work at Sulzbacher Center. 737-8488.

SPRING AUCTION A silent and live auction and raffles are featured at 6:45 p.m. on April 21 at Mandarin Lutheran Church, 11900 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Proceeds support Youth Programs. Admission is free. 268-4591.

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BOOTLEGGER’S BALL Riverside Avondale Preservation holds its Bootleggers’ Ball on April 20 at 7 p.m. at The Garden Club, 1005 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville. This 1920s-themed, speakeasy-styled party features cocktails, live music and dancing, classic cars and a trunk show. Tickets are $75; $125 per couple. Proceeds benefit RAP’s spring tour of homes, held April 21 and 22. 389-3449. rapbootleggersball.eventbrite.com MOONLIGHT ON THE MARSH North Florida Land Trust’s fundraiser is held from 6-9:30 p.m. on April 21 at The Outpost, 1288 Neck Road, Guana Reserve, Ponte Vedra.

Dinner and drinks, a silent auction and JB Sessions Jazz Band are featured. Tickets are $100. Proceeds benefit local land conservation. For reservations, call 285-7020. northfloridalandtrust.org ADOPTION SEMINAR This seminar is held from 1-4 p.m. on April 21 at St. Gerard Campus, 1405 U.S. 1 S., St. Augustine.

Information on counseling, presentation books and adoption laws and fees is offered. Admission is $100. For reservations, call 829-5516 ext. 109.

CAREGIVER EXPO This expo is held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on April 21 at Hyatt Regency, 225 East Coastline Drive, Jacksonville. Author Gail Sheehy discusses her book, “Passages in Caregiving: Turning Chaos into Confidence.”

Admission is free. 407-6211.

HEAL ZOO WALK FOR AUTISM The annual Walk for Autism is held at 8:30 a.m. on April 22 at Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens, 370 Zoo Parkway. Games, activities, Jax Jags and The Roar are on hand. Proceeds benefit HEAL Foundation. 716-4198. healautismnow.org MG WALK The fundraiser is held at 9 a.m. on April 22 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. Walkers may chose a 1-mile or a 3-mile route. Proceeds benefit Myasthenia Gravis Foundation; MG is a chronic autoimmune neuromuscular disorder. mgwalk.org WOOFSTOCK 2012 Groomers, contests, prizes and adoptable pets are featured from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on April 21 at Coventry Park Apartments, 6650 Corporate Center parkway, Jacksonville. Bring pet supplies to donate. Proceeds benefit homeless pets in Northeast Florida. 854-2700.

CIS NASSAU BENEFIT “The Kindness of Strangers” Party and Play are held at 7 p.m. on April 17 at Amelia Community Theatre, 209 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. A performance of “A Streetcar Named Desire” is at 8 p.m. Tickets are $50.

Proceeds benefit Communities In Schools Nassau County programs. 321-2000. cisnassau.org RIDE FOR KIDS Motorcycle riders register at 8 a.m. on April 22 at FSCJ North Campus, 4501 Capper Road, Jacksonville; kick off at 10 a.m. Proceeds benefit Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. (800) 253-6530. rideforkids.org DENIM DAY To raise awareness of sexual violence, Betty Griffin House holds Wear Denim Day on April 25. If you or someone you know is being abused, call the hotline at 8241555. bettygriffinhouse.org

CLASSES & GROUPS

DIZZINESS SUPPORT GROUP This group, for those with Meniere’s disease, positional vertigo or any dizziness, gathers at 7 p.m. on April 24 at Mandarin Presbyterian Church’s West Campus Rm. 9, 12001 Mandarin Rd., Jacksonville. 292-9777. doctorknox.com CLUTTER WORKSHOP Conquer Your Clutter is held from 1:30-2:40 p.m. on April 19 at Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 2487 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Fee is $45 in advance, $50 at the door. thedeclutterdiva.com

Sing out! The Jacksonville Children’s Chorus and the African Children’s Choir (pictured) offer “Journey of Hope” concert on April 21 at 7:30 p.m. at The Performing Arts Center, Atlantic Coast High School, 9735 Skinner Parkway, Jacksonville. General admission tickets are $25; $40 for reserved seating. 353-1636.

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Smooth party jams were provided courtesy of Tropic of Cancer, and loyal FW readers won game cards and tickets to Folio Weekly’s upcoming Beer & Music Festival by answering arcane trivia about the paper.

Those who missed the celebration can check out more pics from the party and a video of the making-of-the-cake cover at folioweekly.com Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com

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DINING GUIDE KEY

Average Entrée Cost: $ = Less than $8 $$ = $8-$14 $$$ = $15-$22 $$$$ = $23 & up BW = Beer, Wine FB = Full Bar CM = Children’s Menu TO = Take Out B = Breakfast L = Lunch D = Dinner F = Folio Weekly distribution point Send changes to mdryden@folioweekly.com

AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH, YULEE

(In Fernandina Beach unless otherwise noted.)

THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences.

Award-winning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks the Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, fresh gelatos. Dine inside or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials.

Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT Contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island.

277-1100. $$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a onethird-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site.

CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HALFTIME SPORTS BAR & GRILL F Sports bar fare includes onion rings, spring rolls, burgers, wraps and wings. Plenty of TVs show nearly every sport imaginable. BW. L & D, daily. 320 S. Eighth St. 321-0303. $ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood. Nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, with specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drivethru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection.

BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery, juice bar. Extensive menu features vegetarian, vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken, fresh organic produce. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 TJ Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR F Flavors of Peru and Latin America are in the dishes served in a modern

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atmosphere. Authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. L & D tue sat. 464073 S.R. 200, Ste. 2, Yulee. 310-9222. $$ PLAE *Bite Club Certified! In Omni Amelia Island Plantation’s Spa & Shops, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2011 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on the large oceanview deck.

Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp, nightly specials. Late-night menu.

FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ TASTY’S FRESH BURGERS & FRIES F The name pretty much says it all. Tasty’s offers burgers (Angus beef, turkey or veggie) and fries (like cheese fries, sweet potato fries), along with dogs, shakes, floats and soup. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, BW. 710 Centre St. 321-0409. $ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2011 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi bar, teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $ NERO’S CAFE F Traditional Italian fare, including seafood, veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$ UNIVERSITY DINER F The popular diner serves familiar breakfast fare and lunch like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $

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BISCOTTIS F Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials.

B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Halfportions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily.

3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F A local landmark 50+ years. Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts.

B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ GINJO SUSHI JAPANESE RESTAURANT New at Shoppes of Avondale, Ginjo serves traditional Japanese fare and sushi.

Sake, BW. L & D, daily. 3620 St. Johns Ave. 388-5688. $$ GREEN MAN GOURMET Organic and natural products, spices, teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. 384-0002. $ MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 3572 St. Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ ORSAY Best of Jax 2011 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Mon.-Sat.; Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ ’town F Owner Meghan Purcell and Executive Chef Scott Ostrander bring farm-to-table to Northeast Florida, offering

The Casbah is home to hookahs, bellydancing and a menu of Middle Eastern cuisine, on St. Johns Avenue in the heart of Avondale.

American fare with an emphasis on sustainability. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3611 St. Johns Ave. 345-2596. $$

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ ANCIENT CITY SUBS Locally owned-and-operated by Andy and Rhonna Rockwell, this St. Augustine-themed sandwich shop, newly relocated to Baymeadows, serves gourmet subs — toasted, pressed or cold — and salads. CM, TO. Mon.-Sat. 8060 Philips Hwy., Ste. 207. 446-9988. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned&-operated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brick-oven-baked pizza, traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs.

Delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3.

519-8000. $$ CAFE CONFLUENCE F The European coffeehouse serves Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, burritos.

FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepdish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F Authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes made with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast.

CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE *Bite Club Certified! F The Lebanese restaurant offers authentic cuisine:

lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE *Bite Club Certified! Center-cut beef, seafood, sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere. The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a contemporary atmosphere. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.)

A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2011. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Subs are madeto-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets, Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ BUDDHA THAI BISTRO F Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$

BURRITO GALLERY EXPRESS F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

The Gallery’s kid sister at the beach each is mostly take-out; same great chow, fast service. 1333 N. Third St. 242-8226. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Springfield.

2429 S. Third St. 372-9000. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX *Bite Club Certified! F Chef Khan Vongdara presents an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites. FB. L & D daily. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza. 247-9880. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB *Bite Club Certified! Four sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, with faves Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

249-9595. $$ CYCLONES TEX-MEX CANTINA F Freshly made Tex-Mex favorites, including fajitas, enchiladas, tacos, burritos, tamales and taco salad. Lunch combos include Mexican rice and beans. FB. L & D, daily. 1222 S. Third St. 694-0488. $$ DICK’S WINGS F The casual NASCAR-themed place serves 365 varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2434 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F The Best of Jax 2011 winner serves gastropub fare: soups, salads, flatbreads and sandwiches, like BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Daily specials. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY *Bite Club Certified! F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets and grilled tuna and there’s an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 S. Third St. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB The full-service restaurant offers corned beef & cabbage, Shepherd’s pie, fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Southside. 1080 Third St. N. 241-5600. $ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco.

1534 N. Third St. 853-6817. $$ MEZZA LUNA F A Beaches tradition for 20-plus years.

Great food, from gourmet wood-fired pizzas to contemporary American cuisine. Inside or patio dining. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar. Faves are pulled pork, Texas brisket, slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25-plus years, Monkey’s has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings.

Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Executive Chef Kenny Gilbert’s cuisine features local fare and innovative dishes, served in an island atmosphere. Dine inside or out on the tiki deck. FB. L & D, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 2309 Beach Blvd. 247-3300. $$ NORTH BEACH BISTRO *Bite Club Certified! Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach.

372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu.

Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 208-5097. $ THE PIER RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The oceanfront place offers fresh, local fare. Upstairs, it’s Chef’s Menu, with stuffed flounder, pork tenderloin, appetizers.

Downstairs bar and patio offer casual items, daily drink specials. CM, FB. D, daily; L & D, weekends; brunch, Sun. 412 N. First St. 246-6454. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold

beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ POE’S TAVERN F American gastropub offers 50+ beers with an emphasis on craft and local/regional selections. Gourmet hamburgers, handcut fries, fish tacos, quesadillas, Edgar’s Drunken Chili and daily fish sandwich special. L & D, daily. FB, CM. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7637. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily.

207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Best of Jax ’11 winner. Specialty menu items include signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos, local fried shrimp. Casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 N. Third St. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD *Bite Club Certified! F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. Valet parking. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ VOO-SWAR RESTAURANT & LOUNGE Traditional soul food includes smothered ork chops, collard greens, meatloaf, barbecue, pulled pork. FB, CM. L & D, MOn.-Sat. 51 Roberts St., Atlantic Beach. 713-5551. $ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapasstyle menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

DOWNTOWN

(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of Contemporary Art, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd.

356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT New location.

See Beaches. FB, CM. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 176. 374-1247. $$ INDOCHINE Best of Jax 2011 winner. Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated.

Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ TRELLISES HYATT REGENCY The American cuisine restaurant offers a breakfast buffet with made-to-order omelet station and a la carte items. Signature lunch and dinner entrees include grouper salad, Angus burgers, Reubens, French onion grilled cheese, seafood and steaks. Wed. night Pastabilities.

CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 225 East Coastline Dr. 634-4540. $$$ KOJA SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar.

FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION F This place features brick-ovenbaked pizzas, grinders, wings, Philly cheesesteaks, custom sandwiches and fries served in a laid-back setting. FB, 27 beers on draft. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 119 E. Bay St. 860-5451. $ OLIO MARKET F Freshly prepared sandwiches, salads, soups and entrées. In the Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in a casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ VITO’S ITALIAN CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic Italian oven-baked pasta dishes, pizza, veal, chicken and seafood items made with fresh ingredients. CM, FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 174. 355-0064. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

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NAME: Zack Burnett

Walter Coker

RESTAURANT: Bold Bean Coffee Roasters, 869 Stockton St., Ste. 1, Riverside BIRTHPLACE: Montgomery, Alabama YEARS IN THE BIZ: 5 FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): Restaurante Los Almendros, Playa Esterios Oeste, in Costa Rica FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Fresh food cooked with fire.

FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Coffee, fresh seafood, fresh produce, curry and love.

IDEAL MEAL: Raw oysters, grilled shrimp, grilled veggies and great beer.

WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: Balut... again. Yikes!

INSIDER’S SECRET: Stay passionate.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING: Chris Emery.

CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURE: No regrets.

GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Southside. 1800 Town Center Pkwy. 541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, offers AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. And you can get there by car, boat or bike.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ AROY THAI FUSION The new restaurant offers authentic Thai cuisine, including pad Thai, Thai fried rice and traditional curry dishes. Daily happy hour, FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40. 374-0161. $$ BIG DAWG’S SPORTS RESTAURANT F The family-friendly casual sports place has wings, burgers, sandwiches, wraps and specialty salads. Kids get a Puppy Chow menu. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12630 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 551-3059. $$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ EL RANCHITO Latin American cuisine includes dishes from Colombia, Cuba and Mexico. BW, CM, TO. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 22. 992-4607. $$ GOOD FOOD COMPANY The fine-dining restaurant and full-service catering company emphasizes using quality raw ingredients to create menus based on local, seasonal and organic products, served in an elegant atmosphere. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 13475 Atlantic Blvd. 329-2407. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily.

13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center.

13546 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1A. 821-9880. $ THAI ORCHID F The restaurant serves authentic Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, Thai curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$

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BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk.

230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA Vino’s Pizza – with four Jacksonville locations – makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, including a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F The seafood place offers an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings, pasta. Faves: ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BRAZILIAN JAX CAFE Authentic Brazilian dishes include steaks, sausages, chicken, fish, burgers and hot sandwiches made with fresh ingredients. Traditional feijoada (black beans and pork stew with rice, collards, orange salad and toasted yucca flour with bacon) is served every Sat. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 20. 880-3313. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 3, 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd., 880-0020. $ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib.

Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere.

FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2011 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd.

(Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS The American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30.

880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi

restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily.

11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19.

292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco.

12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ THE RED ELEPHANT PIZZA & GRILL This casual, familyfriendly eatery serves pizzas, sandwiches, grill specials and pasta dishes. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 10131 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 12. 683-3773. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, the barbecue place offers made-from-scratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23. 351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Madeto-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

ORANGE PARK

ARON’S PIZZA F The family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches.

FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine and stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS The Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F Family-owned-andoperated. Gourmet pizza, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper. The pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, calzones, linguini, ravioli, made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style.

CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella.

Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine includes fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster, vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ THE AUGUSTINE GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! Chef Brett Smith’s global cuisine is seasonal and local. Selections include prime steaks, New York strip, lamb and lobster Napoleon.

FB, CM. D, nightly. 1000 PGA Tour Blvd., Sawgrass Marriott.

285-7777. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily.

880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and

freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower.

Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily.

816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers eclectic cuisine of local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club.

285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS See St. Johns Town Center. FB. L & D, daily.

330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE

AJ’S ON PARK STREET F AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 359-0035. $$ ALPHADOG GRILL F This fun place in Riverside features gourmet hot dogs — like Ragin’ Cajun (andouille sausage covered in jambalaya) and The Hippie (veggie dog) — and sausages, grilled chicken wraps, soups, salads, appetizers and wings. L & D, daily. BW. 2782 Park St. 374-8715. $ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery has classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, made from scratch, including petit fours, custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6. 389-7117. $ BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS The new spot offers artisancrafted, small-batch roasted specialty coffees from its certified organic roastery and brew bar, including lattes, local pastries, craft beers. BW. 869 Stockton St., Stes. 1 & 2. 855-1181. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery has pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes (calzone, stromboli, subs, panini) and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily.

Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-andgo sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines.

B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ KICKBACKS GASTROPUB F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The neighborhood spot serves favorites 20 hours a day, every day.

655+ bottled beers, 84 on tap. Outdoor seating. CM. 910 King St. 388-9551. $$ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center.

1661 Riverside Ave., Ste. 128. 900-1955. $ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PELE’S WOOD FIRE Chef Micah Windham uses a wood-fired oven to create traditional, authentic Italian fare with a modern twist. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 2665 Park St. 955-1278. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily.

Large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, nonsmoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray

KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains, legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ THE PRESENT MOMENT CAFÉ Best of Jax 2011 winner. The cozy café serves organic, vegan and vegetarian dishes, pizza, pastas, hummus and milkshakes — all prepared without meat, dairy, wheat or an oven. Organic BW. TO. B, L & D, Mon.Sat. 224 W. King St. 827-4499. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps a menu with contemporary and traditional international seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. Ave. 824-7211. $$$ 829-2977. $$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront place with a For questions, please call your advertising representative at 260-9770.

AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andview from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes FAX YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 operated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, the two-story beachy For questions, please call your advertising representative at 260-9770. RUN DATE: 081010 ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local PROMISE OF BENEFIT SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION Produced FAX YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ SPY PROMISE GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE In the historic district, OF BENEFIT SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION Produced by jw Checked by Sales Rep rm BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE This new Irish bar Spy features James Bond-themed sushi and Mediterraneanand pub in historic downtown offers burgers, sandwiches, influenced global cuisine on the seasonal menu, including shepherd’s pie and bangers and mash. BW. L & D, daily. 48 fresh — never frozen — Hawaiian seafood. Dine indoors or Spanish St. 547-2023. $$ out on the patio. Upstairs lounge, too. Great selection of chilled BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30 years, the family restaurant has sakes. BW, CM. D, nightly. 21 Hypolita St. 819-5637. $$$ served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and fried shrimp. FB, SUNSET GRILLE Seafood-heavy menu, consistent Great CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ Chowder Debate winner. Specialties are baby back ribs, THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp, datil pepper wings. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily.

THE TASTING ROOM, WINE & TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ the upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and Cuna St. 810-2400. $$ vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto BAHAMA BREEZE ISLAND GRILLE Fresh seafood, chicken, alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, flame-grilled steaks and hand-crafted tropical drinks made in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach with flavorful ingredients inspired by the Caribbean. CM, FB. L Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$ & D, daily. 10205 River Coast Dr. 646-1031. $$$ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio.

460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F The Vilano Beach mainstay offers FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner for coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, Best Burger in St. Augustine and OP/Fleming Island. Burgers raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat made with fresh ground beef and there’s a wide selection access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano of toppings, including fried onions, jalapeños or sautéed Beach. 824-8794. $$ mushrooms. Fries, Kosher hot dogs and soft drinks, too. L & D, CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic daily. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. $ New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theCELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck oven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F A changing menu of more than CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ 829-6113. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT Best of Jax 2011 winner. NonCRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. fat, low-calorie, cholesterol-free frozen yogurt is served in Dine in or take out • lunch or dinner 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ flavors that change weekly. Toppings include a variety of fruit THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative and nuts. 4860 Big Island Dr. 807-9292. $ Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The recipes, unique to items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. 11406-3 San Jose Blvd. • At Mandarin Oaks or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ 1 mile south of I-295 GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian Dine in or take out • lunch or dinner FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, SUITE Best of Jax 2011 winner. St. Johns Town Center jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida premium lounge and restaurant offer chef-driven small 13820 St. Augustine Rd. out At Bartram Park Menendez. 824-7765. $$ plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a HOT SHOT BAKERY & CAFE Freshly baked items, coffees and sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Have a pizza party and taste why we hand-crafted breakfast and lunch sandwiches; Datil B. Good Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ are Jacksonville’s favorite pizza! hot sauces and pepper products. B & L, daily. 8 Granada St. WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Authentic 824-7898. $ Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu.

Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating.

920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ A variety of sushi, including the popular Monster Roll and the Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rockn-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio.

L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. Publix Plaza. 384-2888. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ TWO DOORS DOWN F Traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

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CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racing-themed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F Best of Jax 2011 winner. A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, awardwinning wines, wood-fired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd.

398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd.

398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE *Bite Club Certified! F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd.

399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients.

Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Historic 1930s

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diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE F Homestyle healthy plates: hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad, daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F All homemade from Mama’s award-winning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 kinds of smoothies, with flavored soy milks, organic frozen yogurt, granola. Daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd.

396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner.

Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere.

FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd.

306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F Independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers. Vegetarian options. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style woodfired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd.

398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Customer faves are ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd.

928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BOMBA’S SOUTHERN HOME COOKING F Southern homestyle fare, featuring fresh veggies. Outside dining. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8560 Beach Blvd. 997-2291. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining.

The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual El Potro has fresh, made-to-order fare. Daily specials, buffet most locations.

BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 733-0844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100. $

THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily.

11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serving house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd.

S. 733-5141. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned with an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ SAKE SUSHI F The restaurant offers sushi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, katsu, donburi and noodle soups. Popular rolls include Fuji Yama, Ocean Blue and Fat Boy. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy., Ste. 31. 647-6000. $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., Tinseltown.

997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F The stylish gastropub has Southern-style cuisine with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily.

10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS *Bite Club Certified! The Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ THE THIRSTY IGUANA CANTINA TAQUERIA Classic Mexican fare includes quesadillas, tacos, burritos, chimichangas, enchiladas and fajitas, as well as some killer nacho choices, made with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. TO, FB, CM. 7605 Beach Blvd. 647-7947. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style

pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s noMSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN FLATS F Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Rd. 642-1488. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-9464. $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd.

998-8806. $$

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR *Bite Club Certified! F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 13249 City Square Dr., 751-9711. $ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 5945 New Kings Rd. 765-8515. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees. BW. L & D, daily.

7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-and-operated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts.

CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace. 696-4001. $ SAVANNAH BISTRO Low Country Southern fare with a twist of Mediterranean and French inspiration, offered in a relaxing atmosphere at Crowne Plaza Airport. Favorites include crab cakes, NY strip, she crab soup, mahi mahi. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 14670 Duval Rd. 741-4404. $-$$$ SWEET PETE’S This all-natural sweet shop offers a variety of candy and other treats made the old-fashioned way: all natural flavors, no artificial anything. Several kinds of honey, too. 1922 N. Pearl St. 376-7161. $ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines.

Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F Salads, sandwiches, pizza, fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main, serving fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

WINE TASTINGS

ANJO LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Thur.

9928 Old Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1, 646-2656 AROMAS CIGAR & WINE BAR Call for schedule.

4372 Southside Blvd., 928-0515 BLACK HORSE WINERY 2-7 p.m. Tue.-Thur., 2-8 p.m. Fri. & Sat., 2-6 p.m. Sun. 420 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park, 644-8480 BLUE BAMBOO 5:30-7:30 p.m., every first Thur.

3820 Southside Blvd., 646-1478 DAMES POINT MARINA Every third Wed. 4518 Irving Rd., Northside, 751-3043 THE GIFTED CORK Tastings daily.

64 Hypolita St., St. Augustine, 810-1083 THE GROTTO 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726 MONKEY’S UNCLE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070 OCEAN 60 6-8 p.m every Mon. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 O’KANE’S IRISH PUB 6:30 p.m. every third Tue. 318 Centre St., Fernandina Beach, 261-1000 PUSSERS CARIBBEAN GRILL 6 p.m. every second Fri. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-7766

RIVERSIDE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1035 Park St., Five Points, 356-4517 THE TASTING ROOM 6-8 p.m. every first Tue. 25 Cuna St., St. Augustine, 810-2400 TASTE OF WINE Tastings daily.

363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 9, Atlantic Beach, 246-5080 TIM’S WINE MARKET 5 p.m. every Fri., noon every Sat. 278 Solana Rd., Ponte Vedra, 686-1741 128 Seagrove Main St., St. Augustine Beach, 461-0060 III FORKS PRIME STEAKHOUSE 5-6:30 p.m. every Mon. 9822 Tapestry Circle, Ste. 111, SJTC, 928-9277 TOTAL WINE & MORE Noon-6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 300, 998-1740 URBAN FLATS 5-8 p.m. every Wed. 9726 Touchton Rd., Tinseltown, 642-1488 WHOLE FOODS MARKET 6 p.m. every Thur.

10601 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin, 288-1100 THE WINE BAR 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

320 First St. N., Jax Beach, 372-0211 WINE WAREHOUSE 4-7 p.m. every Fri. 665 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 246-6450 4434 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 448-6782 1188 Edgewood Ave. S., Riverside, 389-9997 4085 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach, 471-9900

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Le VaJayJay Way

As the U.S. government’s role in health care is debated, the French government’s role was highlighted in February with a report on Slate.com about France’s guarantee to new mothers of “10 to 20” free sessions of “la reeducation perineale” (vaginal retoning to restore the pre-pregnancy condition, a “cornerstone of French post-natal care,” according to Slate). The sessions involve yoga-like calisthenics to rebuild muscles and improve genital flexibility. Similar procedures in the U.S. are not only not government entitlements, but are rarely covered by private insurance, and besides, say surgeons, patients who request them do so mostly for aesthetic reasons. The French program, by contrast, is said to be designed for general health and to strengthen women for bearing more children, to raise the birth rate.

Compelling Explanations

Drill, Baby, Drill: U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas may have been joking, but according to a February Washington Post item, he seemed serious at a Natural Resources Committee hearing when searching for yet more reasons why the U.S. should support oil drilling in Alaska. Caribou, he said, are fond of the warmth of the Alaskan pipeline. “So when they want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline.” That mating ritual, Rep. Gohmert concluded, is surely responsible for a recent tenfold increase in the local caribou population.

In assigning a bail of only $20,000, the judge in Ellisville, Miss., seemed torn about whether to believe Harold Hadley is a terrorist — that is, did Hadley plant a bomb at Jones County Junior College? In February, investigators told WDAM-TV the evidence against Hadley included a note on toilet paper on which he’d written in effect, “I passed a bomb in the library.” However, no bomb was found, and a relative of Hadley’s told the judge Hadley often speaks of breaking wind as “passing a bomb.”

The case continues.

John Hughes, 55, was fined $1,000 in February in Butte, Mont., after pleading guilty to reckless driving for leading police on a 100-mph-plus chase starting at 3:25 a.m. After police deflated his tires and arrested him, an officer asked why he’d taken off. Said Hughes, “I just always wanted to do that.”

Ironies

Earl Persell, 56, was arrested in Palm Bay, Fla., in February when police were summoned to his home on a domestic violence call. Persell’s girlfriend said he assaulted her and held her down by the neck, and then moments later, with his truck, rammed the car she was driving away in. The subject of the couple’s argument was legendary singer Tina Turner and her late, wife-beating husband, Ike. U.S. military forces called to battle in Iraq and Afghanistan, including reservists and National Guardsmen on active duty, have their civilian jobs protected by federal law, but every year the Pentagon reports having to assist personnel who’ve been illegally fired or demoted during their tours of duty. Of all the employers in the U.S. seemingly ignorant

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of the law, one stands out: civilian agencies of the federal government. The Washington Post, using a Freedom of Information Act request, revealed in February that during fiscal year 2011, 18 percent of all complaints under the law were filed against federal agencies.

Mark “Chopper” Read only wanted to help his son’s youth athletics program in the Melbourne, Australia, suburb of Collingwood in February, but was rebuffed. He’d offered his assistance at track meets by, for instance, firing the starter’s pistol for races, but officials declined after learning Read had recently been released from prison after 23 years, had boasted of killing 19 people and once attempting to kidnap a judge at gunpoint.

Damien Bittar of Eugene, Ore., turned 21 at midnight on March 15 and apparently wanted to get a quick start on his legaldrinking career. By 1:30 a.m., his car had been impounded, and he’d been charged with DUI, reckless driving and criminal mischief after he accidentally crashed into an alcohol rehabilitation center.

Fine Points of the Law

Internal Revenue Service is battling the estate of art dealer Ileana Sonnabend over the value of a Robert Rauschenberg stuffed bald eagle that’s part of his work “Canyon.” IRS levied taxes as if the work were worth $65 million, but the Sonnabend estate, citing multiple auction-house appraisals, says the correct value is “zero,” since it’s impossible to sell the piece because two federal laws prohibit the trafficking of bald eagles, dead or alive. Despite the law, IRS says, there’s a black market for the work, for example, by a “recluse billionaire in China [who] might want to buy it and hide it.”

Least Competent Criminals

Maureen Reed, 41, was charged with DWI in March in Lockport, N.Y., after arriving drunk at a police station. She’d gotten into an altercation with two others at Niagara Hotel and left to go press charges. The police station’s about 200 feet from the hotel, but Reed unwisely decided to drive her car instead of walk.

Two men were robbed in a motel room in Bradenton, Fla., in February by Cedrick Mitchell, 39, who pulled a handgun on them, but lost it in a struggle when the men started to fight back. One of the men pepper-sprayed Mitchell, sending him fleeing. He returned a few minutes later and begged to buy the gun back for $40, but all he got was another pepperspraying. Police arrested Mitchell nearby.

Could Be True. Maybe Not.

Asian News International, citing a March China Today report, reported a 68-year-old woman from the countryside, visiting her son in Dalian, China, for the first time, used an unheard-of (for China) 98 tons of water over a two-month period because she was apparently mesmerized by the wonder of seeing her first flush toilet (which she continually engaged about every five minutes). Her use breaks down to 391 gallons a day, somewhat higher than the average U.S. household.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You had to take the test before you could study more than a couple of the lessons. Does that seem fair? Hell, no. That’s the bad news. The good news? This test was just a rehearsal for a more important, inclusive exam, still some weeks in the future. Even better news: The teachings you’ll need to master before then are flowing your way, and will continue in abundance. Apply yourself with diligence. You have a lot to learn; luckily, you have enough time to get fully prepared.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Let’s see if you know what these exquisitely individuated luminaries have in common: Salvador Dali, Martha Graham, Stephen Colbert, David Byrne, Maya Deren, Malcolm X, Willie Nelson, Bono, Dennis Hopper, Cate Blanchett, George Carlin, Tina Fey, Sigmund Freud.

They are, or were, Tauruses. Would you characterize any of them as sensible, materialistic slowpokes obsessed with comfort and security, as many traditional astrology texts describe Tauruses? Nope. They’re distinctive innovators with unique style and creative flair. They’re your role models as you cruise through the current maximum self-expression phase.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In December 1946, three Bedouin shepherds tending their flock near the Dead Sea found a cave with a small entrance. Hoping it contained treasure hidden long ago, they wanted to explore. The smallest one climbed through the narrow opening. He brought out a few dusty old scrolls in ceramic jars. The shepherds were disappointed. But eventually the scrolls were shown to be one of the most important finds in archaeological history: the first of what’s come to be known as the Dead Sea Scrolls. Keep this in mind. I suspect a metaphorically similar tale may unfold soon. A valuable discovery may first appear in a form you’re not too excited about.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): The devil called together a committee meeting of his top assistants. He was displeased. Recruitments of people born under the Cancer sign were far below projected totals. “It’s unacceptable,” the dark lord fumed.

“Those insufferable Crabs have been too mentally healthy to be tantalized by our lies. Frankly, I’m at wit’s end. Any ideas?” His marketing expert said, “Let’s boost our efforts to make them buy into the hoax about the world ending on Dec. 21, 2012.” The executive VP chimed in: “How about we play on their fears about running out of what they need?” The intelligence chief added: “I say we offer irrelevant goodies to tempt them away from their real goals.”

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “If you don’t run your own life, someone else will,” said psychologist John Atkinson. That’s your motto in the weeks ahead. Write it on a big piece of cardboard and hold it up before your eyes each morning. Use it to motivate you to shed any laziness you may have about living the life you really want. Periodically ask yourself three questions: Are you dependent on the approval, permission or recognition of others? Have you set up a person, ideology or image of success more authoritative than your intuition? Is there an area of your life where you’ve ceded control to an external source?

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The last words of computer pioneer Steve Jobs were: “OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.” I’d propose we bring that mantra into as wide a usage as Jobs’ other creations, like iPhone and iPad. I’d love to hear folks exclaim it each time they realize how amazing their lives are. I’d like

it if each TV newscast began with that, acknowledging how mysterious our world is. I’d be pleased if lovers all over uttered it while making love. I nominate you to start the trend. You’re the best choice, since your tribe is most likely to have the wildest rides and most intriguing adventures in the future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A starfish that loses an arm can grow a new one. It’s an expert regenerator. According to my astrological-omen understanding, you’re entering your cycle’s starfish-like phase. Far more than usual, you can recover parts of you that got lost and reanimate parts that fell dormant. For the foreseeable future, your power words are “rejuvenate,” “restore,” “reawaken” and “revive.” If you concentrate really hard and fill up with light of the spiritual sun, you may be able to perform a kind of resurrection.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Too much of a good thing isn’t necessarily good. (Have you ever hyperventilated?) Too little of a good thing can be bad. (Ever gotten dehydrated?) Some things are good in measured doses, but bad if in excess. (Wine and chocolate.) A little of a very bad thing may still be a bad thing. (It’s hard to smoke crack in moderation.) Next week’s prime time to think like this. You’ll generate a lot of insights you need if you weigh and measure everything in your life and judge what’s too much and what’s too little.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sculptor Constantin Brancusi had a clear strategy as he made his art: “Create like God, command like a king, work like a slave.” Adopt a like stance in the weeks ahead. With it, you make rapid progress on a project dear to you. Be sure you have an inspiring vision of the dream you want. Map out a bold, definitive plan to accomplish it. Then summon stamina, concentration and attention to detail as you translate your heart’s desire into concrete form.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “If there is one door in the castle you have been told not to go through,” writes novelist Ann Lamott, “you must. Otherwise, you’ll just be rearranging furniture in rooms you’ve already been in.” The weeks ahead are your time to slip through that forbidden door. The experiences on the other side may not be all you’ve always needed, but they’re at least all you need. Besides, it’s not like the taboo against entering into the unknown makes sense. The biggest risk you take breaking the spell? Losing an addicted fear.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When rain falls on dry land, it activates compounds in the soil that release a distinctive aroma. “Petrichor” is the word for that smell. If you catch a whiff of it when there’s no rain, it’s because a downpour is somewhere nearby, and the wind’s bringing news of it. I suspect you’ll soon be awash in a metaphorical version of petrichor. A parched area of your life is about to receive much-needed moisture.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): 40 percent of Americans don’t know the dinosaurs died out long before human beings existed. When these folks see an old cartoon of caveman Fred Flintstone riding on a Diplodocus, they think it’s historical fact. In the weeks ahead, steer clear of those who harbor gross delusions. It’s important to hang out with educated, cultured types who have a modicum of well-informed ideas about humanity’s history and the nature of reality.

Be amid intelligent influences.

Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

STARLING You were eating lunch wearing a very tight tube top, a star tattoo on your forehead, you were eating a burger, I was wearing a blue T-shirt, picking up my burger to go. I said “Hey babe,” you replied, “sup.” Let’s eat burgers together, babe.

When: April 10. Where: Applebee’s. #1315-0417 DRUNKEN KIDNAPPER/WEIRD START I wasn’t with your work party... you accosted me at the bar and asked me if I wanted to motorboat you... I obliged. You kidnapped me and really scared me with your driving skills and church parking lot antics. I wish I had met you years ago.

Please abduct me again. Me: beer beard. You: owl weed. When: A Monday 2 months ago. Where: Your work party at the bar. #1314-0417 DEEP V TOOK MY BREATH AWAY You: Smoking a cigarette in front of SunDog when I was captivated by the plunging neckline of your tee. Me: Couldn’t compose myself to come say hello. Dying for another chance to introduce myself. Your T-shirt read “I am not a whore.” I’m hoping that’s not true ;) When: April 9. Where: Atlantic Beach. #1313-0417 BITCHIN’ TRUCK You drive the black and pink “Bitchin’” truck. Radiant smile and a sparkle in your eyes that is impossible to ignore. Me: Sitting next to you at the bar. Care to share some more coconut tequila? When: March 9. Where: Tacolu. #1312-0410 CLEAN CUT DAD WITH SONS Pushy mom always on the lookout for nice man for her daughter. I saw you at McDonald’s on a Saturday with your two sons. You were sitting at the stools facing the playground and I remarked to my daughter that you were handsome. My daughter pretended not to notice but I could tell she thought the same. If you noticed us (I have grey hair, red glasses; my daughter is 40something with dark hair and had her young daughter at the table front of you). If interested, write back.

When: March 3. Where: McDonald’s Collins & Blanding. #1311-0410 DELICOMB!!

You tall, black hair, fun looking, gorgeous man, stepping out of his BMW. Me: gorgeous ;) petite brunette, having breakfast outside. Loved that smile and the way your jeans look on you!

Call me so we can enjoy a deli-comb together! When: March 30. Where: Delicomb! #1310-0410 SAW YOU WITH YOUR SON And I was with my son. I was hoping we could play together like our kids did. You: dark brown hair, nice legs, beautiful eyes.

Me: medium build, early 30s, tattooed. If you see this I’ll be up there this weekend ... ttyl xoxo. When: 3 weeks ago. Where: Parental Home Rd. #1309-0410 HELLO DVM! I almost forgot why I was even there when you entered the room. You called my pup handsome, helped his eye, and made my day. I couldn’t stop watching you talk. I’d like to talk some more... maybe a trip to the dog park?? When: March 28.

Where: Animal Emergency of St. Johns. #1308-0410

FOR JW (SORRY) I gazed into another’s soul and saw mine looking back and when I moved from left to right my footsteps soul did track.

In this soul I also saw something I wasn’t glad to see -someone with whom I could stay and love into infinity.

To Fly! To run! To roam! To flee! Is what my heart was asking for. So on this kindred soul to me I had to close the door.

-eternally your muse in another life.- MW When: March 17. Where: Outside of a bar. #1304-0403 YOU CAUGHT MY EYES I Saw u at MHC, and my heart couldn’t stop racing, u were so cute with your long brown hair and pretty smile I just wanted to hold you in my arms. U had on orange shirt and black pants at the front desk, we started talking and I didn’t want to stop, but u had to leave early taking a trip to JFK, I wanted to at least get your name and number so we can talk, you left and I couldn’t stop thinking of u. Email me please if we can talk. When: March 28. Where: MHC. #1303-0403 CUTIE ON A NINJA You: black Kawasaki Ninja. Me: black Honda Shadow, diggin your style. Us: hair blowing in the wind while we cruise down beach blvd on our sweet rides. Pesky light cut our chit chat short. Let’s get together and ride to the beach. See you on campus! When: March 27 @ 9:30pm. Where: Beach & Kernan. #1302-0403 SWING DANCING MAN You had a gray plain t-shirt, with a shark tooth surf necklace, blue jeans with nice fade, and black dancing shoes, and stunning brown eyes. You move amazingly well, very impressive. Me: with Black t-shirt with palm trees and jeans.

I sure would love to take private lessons, and dance with you.

Hope to see you again. When: March 23. Where: Orange Park/ Beyond Just Dance. #1301-0403 GROCERY SHOPPING DAD You: Handsome with dark hair and beautiful blue eyes, grocery shopping with your daughter. I first saw you in the produce department looking at me. We eventually exchanged a few flattering words and like the cart you were pushing you raced off. Me: petite brunette, with brown eyes and pink cheeks from being slightly embarrassed. I was wearing gym clothes.

Regretfully leaving without exchanging numbers. When: March 9. Where: Publix World Golf Village. #1300-0403 BRUNETTE PIXY AT LAYLA’S I saw you at Layla’s Tuesday night. I was leaving and you ripped off my clothes with those sexy eyes of yours. When: March 6.

Where: Laylas in San Marco. #1300-0327 TOTALLY FLOORED!!!

First saw you sitting on the floor in the chips aisle... then again outside... (around 8:15 am) You were wearing a light blue polo

shirt & shorts... I’m kicking myself for not getting your number...

If you are reading this, what was I wearing &/or driving?

When: March 11. Where: Walmart on Philips Hwy @ 8:15 am. #1299-0320 YOBE FROZEN YOGURT At 8 pm went in looking crazy with my white polo hoodie on covering my head, pink FSCJ shorts and flip flops. Me and my kiddie bop grabbed some frozen yogurt and I seen your handsome face, with slick black hair, you had on shorts with a plaid blue and white button up I believe and with a friend wearing a cap you two decided to eat outside that night. Don’t know if you noticed but I sure was looking from the corner of my eyeball lol. When: Feb. 29. Where: Orange Park Yobe Frozen Yogurt. #1298-0320 HANK WILLIAMS JR. CONCERT You were hanging out behind the guy in charge of the lights.

You were also wearing a t-shirt that read Georgia across the front. I had long blonde hair and you were amused that I hunt in Georgia. I left in a hurry. Don’t let me get away, lol. When: March 3. Where: Hank Williams Jr. Concert. #1297-0320 MUSCULAR MOUNTAIN MAN You: tall blonde grizzly hunk that comes to the gym on his lunch break. Me: big rack with a bigger back. I’ve seen you get into a black older model f-150 with window decals on the back. Also I know we share a love for the Avett brothers. I hope that one day we can lie underneath a tree together, play guitar, sip some apple pie moonshine and listen to the birds.

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Where: Avenue’s Mall. #1293-0313

TO THE MAYOR OF CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE You stole my heart from the couch. and I have never let you out of my heart...you will always be in it no matter if your there or not...so let’s get back on that lonely couch and when we wake let go for a bike ride on the beach. When: Feb. 2011. Where: Camp Crystal Lake Herschel St. #1292-0313 SEXY TATTOOED WHISKY RIVER BARTENDER I saw you staring all night at me when I was working. We had a moment while you were DJing when I finally caught your gaze. You’re on repeat in my mind all day. Let’s make music!

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Me: Maroon zip-up, grey beanie, black hair with buzzed side.

We made eye contact before you sat with your back to me. I’d like to see more of the front. Let me buy you your next coffee?

When: Feb. 26. Where: Riverside Starbucks. #1287-0306 HOPE YOU NOTICED You were in St Bart’s and I walked in with the girl. You didn’t look up but I could tell you were paying attention. There was more to me than meets the eye; I can’t wait to get your attention with the real me. Me: slim, Irish. You: tall, too intelligent. Care to meet by the pool? When: Feb. 20. Where: St. Bart’s. #1286-0306 TATTOOED GRAPHIC DESIGNER Hey u with the giant “kitty” on your side, we have the same artist and share an interest in photography. I was sitting on the ground in the art bldg watching Ghostbusters and writing a paper, u can ask me out on a date! I think you’re hot! Hope to see u soon, maybe at the tattoo shop! When: Mondays and Wednesdays. Where: University of North Florida. #1285-0306

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ACROSS 1 Hot-spot connection 5 Soliloquy start 9 Requiring repair 16 Fed. research org.

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Healthy Debate

As the Supreme Court sits poised to scuttle national healthcare, it’s time to recast the issue in truly universal terms

D

ear President Obama, Even your biggest fans here in “Duuuuval” have to admit, you goofed. Surely you remember us? The ones who helped you win Florida in 2008? We still love you, but that thing you said about the Supreme Court not striking down duly passed laws? C’mon now.

We’ve got a new generation to educate.

Here’s what you said about the chances universal healthcare (The Affordable Care Act) stands in our nation’s highest court: “Ultimately, I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.”

Saying silly things like that about the Supreme Court damages your credibility, and irritates young progressives, who (mostly) already know better. For those who missed that particular civics lesson, here it is in its simplest, non-lawyerly form: The Bill of Rights, i.e., the amendments to the United States Constitution, protects individuals from the tyranny of the majority. If the elected majority passes a law that an individual deems to be at odds with her constitutionally derived individual liberties, she can sue that elected government in court, where a judge — if that judge agrees with the complainant — may declare the law “unconstitutional.” Laws that are declared unconstitutional are, basically, not laws anymore.

This is why we don’t vote, for example, on whether black people should sit at the back of the bus, or on gay marriage. (What’s that, you say?

People are still trying to vote on gay marriage?)

States also reserve some powers, constitutionally speaking, that don’t specifically belong to Congress, so they, too, get to

(People my age will recall that — juxtaposed against the Great Trinity of Reagan, Jesus and trickle-down economics — “socialism” is a minion to the larger devil, Communism.)

Apparently, Florida Republicans believe that using government action to encourage the broadening of the insurance pool is socialism. Broadening the insurance pool — particularly to include young, healthy people — brings in more health-insurancepremium payers, who won’t be our biggest healthcare users, which in the long run will spread the risk and keep premium prices down, right? Aren’t efforts to broaden the insurance pool, then, built on the basic principles of insurance, and not the tenets of socialism?

Isn’t the insurance business an all-American capitalist endeavor? I’ve got a brother-in-law in the biz, and it won’t be me who breaks the news to him that health insurance is socialism.

Lucky for him, car insurance is still, apparently, capitalist enough.

This point brings me, Mr. President, to your bigger, much more problematic goof. This goof is not my catch, but was adeptly brought to my attention by writer Jonathan Cohn of The New Republic, via the mention of Cohn’s reader, the greatest political scientist to whom I have ever been married, Tad Delegal (http://bit.ly/ HIbPCS). It seems that you and your Universal Healthcare crafters were faced with a choice of how to frame the heart and soul and utter necessity of universal healthcare, i.e., universal coverage. Would the “individual coverage requirement” be a mandate? Or would it be a

We need a president who will explain to us that we have already implicitly declared, somewhere in our American consciousness, that all of our citizens deserve health care because it’s fundamental to equal opportunity. bring suit against otherwise properly passed Congressional acts. As a Floridian, I was thrilled that my state was suing Congress over its alleged usurpation of “states” rights.” Yippee!

I thought. Florida’s going to come up with its own healthcare plan, just like Massachusetts did under then-Governor Mitt Romney!

Strangely, though, those avid states’ rightists have presented no such state-based universal healthcare plan. Even more strangely, those states’ rightists are invoking the 20th Century’s bogeyman to end all bogeymen, “socialism.”

“tax,” payable by those who don’t participate?

It seems those sneaky Republicans to whom you wished to sell the plan didn’t want “the individual mandate” to be called a “tax.” As we’ve seen in Florida, “fees” are OK, as is, apparently, a completely devolving quality of life. But taxes? Never. Who knew that once they got the word “mandate” in there that the GOP would sue to invalidate the law? We Floridians could give you lessons on how not to trust the GOP. (Too bad the map-drawing system will keep them in office here ’til Kingdom Come.

But that’s a whole ’nother story.)

Here’s hoping that at least five of the Supremes read Cohn’s column, and come to an understanding that there are two sides to any government-induced incentive. Cohn, crediting University of Texas law professor Joey Fishkin, presents “the mandate” in the universal healthcare law as one side of a single coin. The other side of the same coin is “the penalty” enumerated in the healthcare law. That is, Congress wants everyone to obtain healthcare insurance, so it provides for a penalty, i.e., a tax disincentive, for those who don’t.

As it turns out, while our representative government may not have the power to force an individual to buy insurance, it definitely has the power to tax those who live within the bounds of its covenant. Will the Supreme Court strike one side of the coin, or will it toss the whole thing into the reflecting pool?

To wrap it up, Mr. President, in the words of the immortal beloved Ricky Ricardo, “You got some ’splainin’ to do!” We need a president who will explain to us that we have already implicitly declared, somewhere in our American consciousness, that all of our citizens deserve healthcare because it’s fundamental to equal opportunity. We declare it daily in emergency rooms, where the broken and bleeding are not turned away for inability to pay. We declare it when we fund Medicaid and other need-based medical programs, so that our children — especially our children — will not go without critical medical care in their formative years. Being free of pain, injury, disease and malaise — to the greatest extent that science can make it so — is as essential to a child’s life as food. What child can adequately learn what democracy demands of her, if she is in pain? More importantly, what will she ultimately be able to deliver to democracy, if we simply allow her to linger? Parents shouldn’t have to go bankrupt to provide their children with either necessary commodity.

We need a president who will explain that somewhere along the line we’ve already acknowledged that access to basic healthcare is as integral to equal opportunity as access to public education. Every month, my family already acknowledges that our outrageous insurance premiums, which other small-business owners

pay as well, absolutely already subsidize the healthcare costs of the uninsured poor, which are often “written off ” by hospitals. We consumers already understand that the price of an item of healthcare, for example, an MRI scan, may vary according to user. There is a price for Medicaid or Medicare reimbursement, a price for the self-paying uninsured, a price for members of large insurance pools, and a price for members of small insurance pools. In effect, because we’ve already decided — on whatever level — that it would be unconscionable to leave broken, bleeding, uninsured people on the streets, insurance companies and regulators and hospital administrators have already devised all sorts of tricky ways to make sure doctors and hospitals still get paid. The result has been a taxation of sorts, in the form of higher healthcare premiums, without representation. What we’ve not had is an honest discussion about how to pay for what we clearly already value.

As medicine continues to advance, costs will, at least initially, continue to rise, because of course we all want to extend, prolong and enhance our lives. It isn’t the tort system, per se, that has increased medical costs. Rather, the advances in medicine — miraculous, expensive medicine — drive up costs for tort winners, tort losers, the insured and the uninsured alike.

Who among us wouldn’t seek out the most cutting-edge, promising medical technology available for a loved one in medical crisis? Who among us wouldn’t mortgage everything we own to cover treatments to heal our children?

The things we value most often cost the most.

We don’t yet have all the answers to how to responsibly deliver to our citizens what science readily delivers to the wealthiest among us.

And few of us really want to talk about death and dying in the context of our quality of life discussions. But we know that preventive care, along with adding young, healthy people to the insurance rolls, are two keys that will at least turn the engine and get us rolling. We need you, our President, to educate your generation.

Ignite them, please.

Julie Delegal

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