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“Florida almost hurts us.” Country punkers Lucero come to town and taste the pain. p. 22

The battle for city manager in Fernandina Beach resurrects political rivalries, bitter feuds – and the fortunes of one former mayor. p. 11

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12 EDITOR’S NOTE From Jim Crow to Adam & Steve: Jacksonville’s foot-dragging evolution from backwater to the bigtime. p. 5 ON THE COVER Hijinks, controversy and a rare election-season challenge: Circuit Judge John Merrett draws fire and shoots back. p. 6 NEWS The battle for city manager in Fernandina Beach resurrects political rivalries, bitter feuds — and the fortunes of former Mayor Joe Gerrity. p. 11 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS Against Me’s Tom Gabel takes on his biggest challenge yet. p. 8 SPORTSTALK Jacksonville’s Bike Month is a sliver of optimism along a dangerous four-lane road. p. 12 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 15 MOVIES Writer-director Joss Whedon displays some impressive cinematic super powers with “The Avengers.” p. 16

Jason Statham makes child care downright homicidal in his latest shoot-’em-up. p. 20 MUSIC Florida folkie Grant Peeples has lived a life as weirdly wonderful as his music. p. 21 Lucero stays pleasantly true to their punk rock Southern roots. p. 22 ARTS The latest exhibit at MOCA explores the “Me Decade,” from photorealism to cult films. p. 28 Whether it’s an ancient hymnal or the avant-garde, composer Bob Moore knows the score. p. 30 BACKPAGE Reasons why Jacksonville should go nuclear, despite what you might think. p. 42 MAIL p. 4 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 13 LIVE MUSIC LISTING p. 23 ARTS LISTING p. 29 HAPPENINGS p. 31 DINING GUIDE p. 32 NEWS OF THE WEIRD p. 37 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 38 I SAW U p. 39 CLASSIFIEDS p. 40 may 15-21, 2012 | folio weekly | 3

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Educating Mayor Brown

As an upstanding taxpaying American who adamantly believes in our Constitution and separation of church and state, I have to say I strongly resented and was abhorred by Mayor Alvin Brown’s references to “praise God and thank Jesus” at the recent FSCJ graduation ceremony. Is the Mayor’s Office now officially Southern Baptist? or Methodist? How should the Jewish, Hindu and atheist graduates feel about this?

The mayor’s comments were completely contrary to the principles of our founding fathers. Perhaps the mayor should re-read the First Amendment to the Constitution as well as Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli: Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Treaty of Tripoli Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

(Authored by American diplomat Joel Barlow in 1796, the treaty was sent to the floor of the Senate, June 7, 1797, where it was read aloud in its entirety and unanimously approved. John Adams, having seen the treaty, signed it and proudly proclaimed it to the Nation.)

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Drug Test

Thanks to Nick McGregor for your Beach Boys article which should serve useful for a generation not aware of their impact (Music, April 24).

However, I was taken aback by your reference to the band’s (or Brian Wilson, if you prefer,) two masterpieces, “Pet Sounds” and “Smile,” as “drug-addled” — would you say the same of “Revolver” or “Sergeant Pepper”?

Arnie Harris Lawtey via email

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The Opinionator

I was extremely disappointed with Folio Weekly for its article, “Earning His Stash” about Shahid Khan (Cover Story, May 2, http://bit.ly/ JdKXgW). My concern is not the scrutiny; that is fair game. Free speech should be protected at all costs and is protected by the United States Constitution. My concern was the irresponsible content of the article, which would lead a

casual reader to conclude that Mr. Khan is personally responsible for contaminating the entire Midwest. To explain, I simply ask anyone who wants to approach the scrutiny in a balanced fashion to re-read the article and note that the author used the following terms and phrases: “contend,” “complaint,” “raise the question,” “… some workers say …,” “… which some suspect …,” “… potential toxicity …,” “… suspect the worse …,” “… union reps also accuse the company …,” “… there’s little doubt” and “… notes one activist website … .”

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From haircuts to mommy porn, we’ve learned to disregard numerous Biblical dictates.

Rights, and Wrongs

From Jim Crow to Adam & Steve: Jacksonville’s foot-dragging evolution from backwater to the bigtime

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arren Jones was born and raised in Jacksonville. As a black man of a certain age, that fact carries with it some hard truths. He grew up riding in the back of city busses. He grew up drinking at the Coloreds-only water fountain. And he daily interacted with white folk who didn’t see a darn thing wrong with that.

That experience played a major role in the veteran City Councilmember’s decision to introduce legislation aimed at eliminating Jacksonville’s last vestige of official discrimination: that based on sexual identity.

“I would not want to see anyone else have to go through that,” says Jones, “to live in that type of degrading, demeaning environment.”

Currently, it is legal — and not entirely uncommon — for gays and lesbians to be fired, evicted or refused service simply because of their sexual orientation. Jacksonville is an anomaly in this respect. It is the largest city in the U.S. where discrimination against the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender community is permitted, and the only major metropolitan area in Florida. The city’s posture puts it out

of fairness, recognizing that in a competitive global marketplace, Jacksonville needs to be able to lure candidates who are qualified, intelligent — and young.

The bad news is that there are still some very strong cultural forces at work — primarily religious ones — that are determined to hold the city back. Next Tuesday’s City Council meeting will showcase this crowd, as they attempt to marshal a “credible” hate campaign at the first (and perhaps only) public hearing on the bill. This group appears intent on using the Bible as a tool to divide and discriminate, citing scripture to justify their intolerance.

Which — not to put too fine a point on it — is garbage. As gay rights activist and writer Dan Savage noted recently (in considerably livelier language) the Bible got a lot of things wrong — shellfish, slavery, adultery, divorce, menstruation, virginity, masturbation, figs, farming, even personal grooming. “It shouldn’t be hard for modern Christians to ignore what the Bible says about gay people,” he observed, “because modern Christians — be

The mayor may simply be wary of raising a divisive issue, or he may harbor his own biases. But at this point, there’s little to be gained in siding with bigots.

Jacksonville’s choice on this issue can either put the city on the map, or on “The Daily Show.” of step with state and national trends. It also puts it behind municipalities that locals might charitably view as “second tier.” Among those cities that have LGBT equality ordinances: Omaha, Neb.; Charleston and Columbia S.C.; Knoxville and Nashville, Tenn.; Lexington, Louisville and Covington, Ky.; and Akron, Athens, Bowling Green, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus, Dayton, Oxford and Toledo, Ohio.

Hell, East Lansing, Mich., has had an LGBT equality ordinance on the books since 1972.

While a handful of local companies — mostly those with national profiles and hiring pools — have internal policies that prohibit discrimination, the fact remains that Jacksonville’s reputation as being hostile to gays and lesbians is well-deserved.

The good news is that the cause of equality has been taken up by a broad coalition of folks, ranging from black Democrats like Jones, with fresh memories of the Civil Rights Movement, to a whiter, more conservative-leaning bunch — the Chamber of Commerce, the Jacksonville Civic Council, and several prominent Republicans. The latter have taken up the issue as much as a matter of economic necessity as

they conservative fundamentalists or liberal progressives — already ignore most of what the Bible says about sex and relationships.”

Not all religious leaders are fighting the ordinance. A courageous group of 50 churches (listed on p. 9) has endorsed the antidiscrimination bill and openly lobbied Mayor Alvin Brown to get on board, as he promised he would during his campaign.

Whether Brown — the man so determined to “take the city to the next level”— is willing to live up to that pledge remains to be seen.

He’s been discouragingly evasive on the matter, and actually scolded Warren Jones for not consulting him before introducing legislation.

The mayor may simply be wary of raising a divisive issue, or he may harbor his own biases.

But at this point, there’s little to be gained in siding with bigots. Jacksonville’s choice on this can either put the city on the map, or on “The Daily Show.” Mayor Brown should stand in support of equality and urge the City Council to do the same.

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Tom Gabel (pictured right) of Against Me! unveiled some staggering news last week in Rolling Stone.

After years of struggling with gender dysphoria, the punk rocker came out as transgender. In a brief preview of the article, Gabel said his biggest fear in making the announcement was the reaction of wife Heather Gabel (left), “But she’s been super-amazing and understanding.” Gabel, who is the first major rock star to come out as transgender, will eventually take the name Laura Jane Grace, and will remain married to her wife Heather. Read a 2010 Folio Weekly story on the couple, who live in St. Augustine, at http://bit.ly/J0GY0V Read the full Rolling Stone story at http://bit.ly/JeFhjl

Mob Boss “There were a lot of people who had never been there before – and there were TV cameras, too.”

— Local cultural entrepreneur Mike Field, describing the first Jax Cash Mob he organized on April 7, which descended on Chamblin’s Uptown for an hour of intensive shopping. (Sales for the day increased by 40 percent, the bookstore says.) Field, who also organized the Food Truck Championship in late March, has scheduled a second Jax Cash Mob event, to meet up at 1 p.m. on May 19 at Mojo No. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave. in Avondale. Once there, mobsters will be told of the two shopping sites to be mobbed. Participants are asked to plan to spend $10-$20. Check JaxCashMob on Facebook for details.

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One and All “We are the 99 percent. So are you.”

— What protesters were shouting during the recent May Day labor parade (photo above) organized by Occupy Jacksonville.

Still a Few Bugs in the System The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office broke up a payola scheme in which health inspectors allegedly took bribes for ignoring obvious health and safety violations. The “Operation Take Out/Pay Out” sting involved 17 area businesses, with JSO giving restaurateurs money to offer bribes.

JSO arrested Division of Business & Professional Regulations inspectors Moses Davis Jr., 54, and Steven Rivera, 44, on charges of accepting unlawful compensation for official behavior, saying they took $100-$300 to write a favorable restaurant inspection reports.

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Merrett’s history of making headlines on the bench is almost certainly a reason he’s being challenged this election cycle.

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ircuit Courtrooms generate a lot of headlines, but rarely because of the person wearing the robes. Judge John Merrett is a different story. Since being elected in 2007, he’s made news almost as frequently as the parade of humanity that moves through his courtroom.

There was the time, soon after taking the bench, that he pulled a handgun in court when the father of a victim attacked a handcuffed defendant. Merrett didn’t fire his weapon, or even aim it, but he did subsequently release the father on his own recognizance, though he was charged with a felony for the attack. Merrett told the reporters he couldn’t blame the man.

Then there was the time that he stepped down from behind the bench in order to perform a quickie wedding ceremony on behalf of a defendant he was sentencing to 18 months

erasing the $750,000 bail that had kept the man in jail for almost two years. His advice to the defendant: “Don’t let your celebrating get out of hand.” Two weeks later, the man pled guilty to manslaughter.

On another occasion, Merrett released a defendant, without bail, later charged with raping and robbing two women. And on a third occasion, an accused drug dealer he released without bail was later charged with shooting his 24-year-old stepson.

Of course, there is no way for a judge to know what a freed defendant might do, and absent a conviction, not everyone needs to be locked up. But Merrett has also found trouble for his irreverent style. In 2009, he drew headlines for his fierce criticism of a Pakistanborn defendant accused of preying on teen

Merrett once gave a defendant a six-day furlough without being asked – or telling prosecutors.

“Just because I’m about to send someone to prison doesn’t mean I can’t show them a little humanity,” he said at the time. in prison. Or the time he gave the same man — without being asked, and without notifying prosecutors — a six-day furlough. “Just because I’m about to send someone to prison doesn’t mean I can’t show them a little humanity,” he said at the time. “It struck me as reasonable to give him some time to spend with his wife.”

Not all of Merrett’s headlines have been so lighthearted. In 2008, he released a first-degree murder defendant suspected of killing a snitch,

girls through the Internet. Responding to the man’s online assertion that U.S. women were stupid and promiscuous, Merrett called Irfan Nawaz a degenerate, hypocrite and bigot.

“On behalf of my countrywomen, I join you in thanking God that you did not marry an American woman,” Merrett told him before sentencing him to 20 years in prison. The 1st District Court reversed Merrett’s ruling on appeal, saying it was unclear if he’d based it on

the defendant’s national origin, and assigned the case to another judge. When the case was reheard, Circuit Judge David Gooding cut Nawaz’s sentence in half.

Some in the legal community believe it was the string of headlines from Merrett’s first couple of years on the bench that precipitated his being moved to the less-public family court in 2011.

That may or may not be the case — when asked about it, Merrett noted that all except the most senior judges are transferred every two years. But Merrett’s history is almost certainly a reason he’s being challenged this election cycle. Incumbent judges are typically immune from electoral challenges, but personal injury attorney and Florida Coastal School of Law adjunct professor Suzanne Bass has violated the unspoken rule by filing to run against Merrett. Asked why she decided to challenge him, Bass, who has twice sought a seat on the bench, wrote in an email that she “care[s] deeply about the integrity of the courts and our system of justice” and believes “elected officials, including judges, should be accountable to the voters.”

Judge Merrett conceded that it was unusual for someone to challenge a sitting judge, but says it won’t affect his plans to “win even-handed.”

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utside of chambers, Merrett is a recognizable member of the Jacksonville legal community. If his bald head and thick beard aren’t enough to set him apart, his usual getup — straw hat and saddle shoes — is. Judge Merrett stands out in other ways; he is more attuned to defendant’s rights than his lock-’emup brethren. It is this posture that, some believe, has made him a vulnerable target in conservative Duval County.

Former law partner Tad Delegal acknowledges that Merrett has been in the crosshairs of some, but describes him as a “brilliant attorney.”

“He’s one of the smartest guys I know, [and] probably has one of the biggest hearts,” says Delegal (whose wife writes occasionally for Folio Weekly). “[He has] a nearly photographic memory [and] is unafraid to voice unpopular opinion … [although he] gets a lot of criticism for it.”

No attorneys were willing to go on record criticizing a sitting judge, but several spoke off the record. Some described him as “erratic” and “unpredictable.” Everyone in the legal community has heard “a Judge Merrett story” or has one of their own. But even some of his critics suggest media coverage may simply have made him a vulnerable electoral target.

Even before he was elected, Merrett was no stranger to controversy. In the mid-’90s, he took on one of the state’s most formidable and well-funded foes — the Church of Scientology — in a high-profile lawsuit. The dramatic case cost millions, and was marked by absurdity.

Attorneys on both sides were chastised by the court, witnesses abruptly recanted their testimony, people reported being chased by private investigators, fistfights broke out.

In 1995, Lisa McPherson, a 36-year-old Scientologist, died during a 17-day stay at Clearwater’s Fort Harrison Hotel — Scientology’s “spiritual headquarters.” Bob Minton, a prominent church critic, claimed her death was the result of being held prisoner while in the throes of a psychotic break, and those claims initially prompted criminal charges. Charges were dropped in 2000 when the medical examiner inexplicably changed the cause of death a few months before trial, but Minton, as founder of the Lisa McPherson Trust Inc. (a business entity with a stated mission to “expose the deceptive and abusive practices of Scientology”) filed a multimillion-dollar wrongful death suit.

Minton and fellow anti-Scientology activists Stacy Brooks, Mark Bunker and Jeff Jacobsen began picketing the church. Scuffles ensued, injunctions were issued and arrests were made for alleged violations. In May 2000, Minton hired John Merrett to represent him, the trust and 12 others in the ensuing litigation. Merrett

told Folio Weekly that during this time, he also served “in an advisory capacity” on the wrongful death suit.

The case didn’t go easily for anyone — including Merrett. First, in December 2001, the court presiding over the injunction suit issued a nearly $32,000 judgment against Merrett, Jacobsen and the trust. The court wrote that Merrett and Jacobsen acted in “bad faith and … [with] willful disregard for and an abundance of gross indifference to the court system” for failing to request a continuance and being “unable to proceed” at a hearing.

Asked about the judgment, Merrett initially struggled to recall it, but went on to say that “people associated with the trust were not treated well by the courts” and the “job of a judge is to simplify and expedite” litigation, not to “place absurd discovery demands” on parties. In a subsequent conversation about the large fine, he recalled, “one of the clients probably paid it.”

Problems continued for Merrett in 2002, when Minton and Brooks abruptly recanted their testimony and accused the trust’s attorneys — Merrett included — of serious discovery violations and potentially criminal conduct.

Minton claimed he had previously perjured himself in the wrongful death suit. Following

Although incumbent judges are typically immune from electoral challenges, attorney Suzanne Bass has violated the unspoken rule and filed to run against Merrett. his testimony, Brooks submitted an affidavit corroborating his allegations, stating that she, too, had perjured herself and further claiming that “[p]rior to my deposition, he [Merrett] coached me how to falsely answer questions” and had “taken care of ” some videotape evidence.

Minton’s reversal was disputed in 2009 by former high-ranking church officials, who

Walter Coker Asked why she chose to challenge Merrett, Suzanne Bass said that she believes “elected officials, including judges, should be accountable to the voters.”

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claimed Minton only reversed his testimony because he was being blackmailed by the church.

Former Pinellas-Pasco County Chief Judge Susan F. Schaeffer, who presided over the wrongful death suit, told Folio Weekly that she did not believe Minton’s recantation, even at the time.

But the strange turn of events required Merrett to appear as a witness, and he did, on April 23, 2002, in what Schaeffer called “a hearing to end all hearings.” Though the judge did not remember Merrett by name, she recalled that the attorney had held some videotapes in trust, tapes he “refused” to produce “until compelled” by the court. Judge Schaeffer said that the attorney frustrated her and that during his testimony, he was “surly, not typical of a lawyer appearing before a judge.”

On the stand, Merrett insisted that the videotapes Brooks claimed Merrett had caused “to be removed … in non-compliance with discovery requests” were not validly subject to subpoena or order of the court, but were the personal property of Mark Bunker, a TV journalist and Scientology critic who has produced videos on behalf of the Lisa McPherson Trust. Bunker, also one of Merrett’s clients, confirmed in a conversation with Folio Weekly that Merrett had held the tapes at his request because they contained “footage of Scientology-related pickets” representing “years of his work,” and Bunker was afraid he might never see them again if Merrett turned them over to the church. But when Judge Schaeffer warned those present that “if you don’t report this to the Bar, I will,” Merrett produced the tapes.

However, Merrett maintained that Brooks’ claim he’d suborned perjury wasn’t an assertion that he knowingly had, rather “that the information [he] had received with which to prepare her [for trial] was false.” Mark Bunker opined to Folio Weekly that Brooks was just trying to protect Minton, with whom she was romantically involved, from being charged with perjury, and that many felt she “went overboard”

in her allegations against Merrett. To this day, Merrett says he considers Brooks “a friend.”

(Both Bob Minton, who passed away in 2010, and Stacy Brooks subsequently disappeared from public view.)

Asked whatever happened to the judges’ threat of sanctions, Merrett said that he was “never” called upon by The Florida Bar to defend his conduct. Judge Schaeffer says that by the time Merrett finished testifying, she was satisfied there was no cause to report him to the Bar. The Florida Bar maintains public record of disciplinary actions for 10 years. There is no record of any disciplinary action against Judge John Merrett.

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nseating an incumbent is an unusual event in any election cycle. Judges’ races are particularly subdued, because of rules governing the behavior of judicial candidates.

But the money contest in the Circuit Court Judge Group 34 race is heating up. Suzanne Bass has a war chest of $212,650, though $205,000 of that is loans or donations from her and her family. Merrett has raised just $77,350, but again, most — $75,000 — is money he’s lent to his own campaign.

It is likely that the legal community will steer clear of this battle for the bench, if only because no one wants to get on the wrong side of a judge. Those who would support Bass may resist getting involved merely because tradition forbids such challenges. And still others may feel her candidacy is simply an effort by Jacksonville’s old guard to unseat a judge who fights the status quo.

But there’s no question that Merrett’s record — good, bad and ugly — will be showcased by both sides in the fight for his seat.

Brickbats to Nassau County attorney David Hallman for leading members of the county’s Planning & Zoning Board out of the sunshine. Hallman arranged for Zoning Board Chair Tom Ford and Board Member Pat Keogh to meet with a law firm to talk about how to terminate the county’s contract with the JEA. Because the franchise agreement is board business, any meeting with two or more board members to discuss it violates the state’s Sunshine Law. A county attorney, Hallman should know the Sunshine Law and work to uphold it, not lead his clients into trouble.

Bouquets to the 20 hairstylists from Panache Salon and Spa for using their skills to raise money for a worthy cause. Stylists from the St. Augustine and Julington Creek salons gave 140 haircuts on April 15, with consultation, blowdries and scalp massages included, and donated the $3,655 they raised to St. Johns Riverkeeper.

Brickbats to the local State Attorney’s Office for a decision that confirms the truism that the connected in Jacksonville play by different rules. When Chief Judge Donald Moran’s 37-year-old son Richard was stopped by Jacksonville Beach Police driving 63 mph in a 45 mph zone, he cussed at the officers and said he’d have them fired because his dad is a judge. The officers still have their jobs, but prosecutors last week dropped all charges of resisting arrest without violence and speeding against Moran last week, even though his driving record makes him sound like a road hazard. Moran’s been cited 11 times since 1997, including tickets for speeding, driving on a sidewalk and careless driving.

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A gust of cold air. A IF dishwasher that opens and shuts on its own. promise ofThose benefit are just some instances of paranormal activity that Florida author Jamie Roush reports patrons and proprietors have witnessed at Marina Seafood Restaurant Restauran in Fernandina Beach. In her book, “Historic Haunts Florida,” part p compendium of haunted Florida locales and part travel guide, guide Roush speculates the sightings might be the ghost of a husband husban who discovered his wife in bed with another man when the restaurant had a boarding house upstairs. But Roush, who restau to admits to having an “unsettling feeling” when she visited, says don’t scare you away. “If you are in Fernandina,” she writes, let spookiness sc “you need tto stop by and enjoy a fabulous meal at the Marina.”

History, Digitized

Still Goofy After All These Years

The National Endowment for the Humanities awarded the University of Florida a $265,000 grant to upload and archive more than 10,000 maps, drawings and historic documents detailing St. Augustine’s colonial period. The money will allow UF’s Smathers Libraries to set up a digitization center at the Government House in downtown St. Augustine to gather material stored in four regional libraries. The goal of the “Unearthing St. Augustine” project is to improve public access to information about the city as it marks its 450th anniversary in 2015.

In 1919, workers mining sand for minerals in Ponte Vedra Beach (then named Mineral City) struck crazy poses as they frolicked in the ocean in their woolen bathing suits on their day off. The picture appears in “Images of America: Ponte Vedra Beach” by Maggie FitzRoy and the Beaches Museum & History Park, published by Arcadia Publishing.

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On the Right Side of History Here’s a list of churches and synagogues (and one Episcopal school) whose leaders asked Jacksonville Mayor Alvin Brown and the Jacksonville City Council last week to adopt a Human Rights Ordinance outlawing discrimination against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people: Riverside Baptist Church, Spirit of Life Lutheran Church, Congregation Ahavath Chesed: The Temple, Arlington Congregational Church, Riverside United Church of Christ, Riverside Presbyterian Church, Jacksonville Jewish Center, Episcopal High School, Hendricks Avenue Baptist Church, Peace Presbyterian Church, St. Luke’s Community Church, Riverside Avenue Christian Church, Lakewood Presbyterian Church, Beth El - The Beaches Synagogue, Christ Church of Peace and St. Phillip’s Episcopal Church.

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“Consider an elderly woman in a dimly lit parking lot or a college girl walking to her dorm at night.

If either was attacked, her duty was to turn her back and try to flee, probably be overcome and raped or killed. Prior to ‘Stand Your Ground,’ that victim didn’t have the choice to defend herself, to meet force with force.”

— Florida state Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fort Walton Beach) and his father Sen. Don Gaetz (R-Niceville) put out press recently attacking those who would repeal Florida’s Stand Your Ground law as “anti-woman” and accusing them of “exploiting” the Trayvon Martin tragedy. Their rape fear-mongering might sound convincing – but it isn’t true. The right of self-defense existed long before the NRA pushed through the signature “Stand Your Ground” law. Besides, 2012 using, as the Gaetzes did, the specter of women being attacked “in that dimly lit parking lot or that darkened college dormitory” is the sorriest kind of exploitation there is.

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Aggressive and Deadly At first glance, it seems like the Healthcare Leadership Council ID’d the wrong guy when it chose U.S. Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-FL) as its “Champion of Healthcare Innovation.” According to the organization’s literature, it promotes high quality, accessible and affordable healthcare for all, yet Stearns’ goal is to dismantle universal healthcare. A closer look explains why. The council is a lobbying alliance consisting entirely of CEOs of hospitals, health plans, pharmaceutical companies and medical device manufacturers that spent $600,000 last year lobbying lawmakers like Stearns.

Back to School “They’ve kind of written this school off. But they’ve always written us off. And Raines has also always risen to the occasion like a Phoenix. That’s what this community is all about.”

— Jillian Moody, Raines High School class of 2001, speaking in the new documentary, “We Remember Raines.” Raines graduate and filmmaker Emanuel Washington delves into the school’s proud history to explore its current crisis, which could include closure or takeover if FCAT scores don’t improve. The film includes an interview with former Principal George Maxey, who resigned last year and was charged with lying to police in a student theft case. It’s screened on May 18 at 6 p.m. at Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 632-5555.

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he city of Fernandina Beach has a welldeserved reputation for grinding through city managers. It became something of a local joke when, in 2001, the city lost its seventh manager in seven years. With the growing roster of former city administrators, a Rotary Club member quipped that a new chapter forming in 2001 would be named “The Former City Manager Rotary Club.”

The turnover has slowed somewhat in recent years, but the drama hasn’t abated. After Michael Czymbor resigned under protest in January, the task of hiring his replacement fell to the most rancorous City Commission in recent memory. Led by a three-member voting bloc, the commission seems bound and determined to hire former Mayor Joe Gerrity for the job. Although Gerrity was eliminated from consideration by a consultant the city retained to evaluate the 93 job applicants, his name was subsequently reintroduced by three commissioners, and he appears poised to get the position. (A City Commission meeting on the matter was scheduled for May 12, after Folio Weekly’s press deadline. Interim Manager David Lott is also in the running.)

A longtime resident of Fernandina Beach, Gerrity served on the County Commission himself for nine years, including stints as vice mayor and mayor. He earned his B.A. in political science with a minor in public administration in 2008, and worked from April 2010 until February 2012 as Suwannee County Coordinator. But Gerrity never really left Fernandina Beach. He kept his homesteaded property in town, and continued to track local politics, including scathing op-eds in the Fernandina Beach News-Leader criticizing Czymbor, and urging voters to elect a fresh slate of city leaders in November 2011.

Regarding Czymbor, he argued commissioners were addressing only “the symptoms, not the problem, which is the failure of the city manager to do the job he was hired to do.”

Gerrity added, “He does a great job of raising taxes and fees, and creating new ways to tax our citizens, but that is not a manager’s job.” Two commissioners tacitly endorsed by Gerrity’s editorial advocating “change” were elected last year. During their campaigns, Sarah Pelican and Charlie Corbett pledged to fire Czymbor. He resigned before that could happen and now those two, along with Commissioner Jeffrey Bunch, seem inclined to hire Gerrity.

The hire would contravene the recommendation of Paul Sharon, a retired town manager with more than 30 years experience, who was provided by International City/County Management Association as a free consultant to aid the hiring process. Gerrity didn’t make Sharon’s list of top 10 finalists or even his top 20, because he doesn’t have enough experience.

“Mr. Gerrity, in my judgment, fell short in relevant actual experience,” Sharon said in an email to Folio Weekly. Sharon says he also

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The battle for city manager in Fernandina Beach resurrects political rivalries, bitter feuds — and the fortunes of former Mayor Joe Gerrity

advised the city not to hire a local, because locals would be too entrenched to serve everyone equally. And he specifically cautioned against hiring anyone who’d previously served in public office, because they’ve already taken positions on political issues facing the city.

But commissioners voted to disregard Sharon’s recommendations, and instead A shoo-in? Gerrity scheduled a special meeting on Gerrity’s public service time in Suwannee April 24, at which each commissioner brought County wasn’t free of controversy, either. a list of their own six finalists. Commissioner Though his contract required him to move Tim Poynter suggested they at least limit the to the county within six months, his declared applicant pool to people who’d worked for primary residence, according to Homestead five years or more as a city administrator, but Exemption guidelines, remains in Fernandina Commissioners Pelican, Corbett and Bunch Beach. Gerrity also made headlines in the rejected the idea.

Suwannee Democrat newspaper when it was “This whole thing is a ruse,” says Poynter, discovered that the commission chair had noting that Pelican, Corbett and Bunch also granted Gerrity a 4 percent raise, even though refused to allow public comments during the recent discussion of the hire. “I’m sorry, but he commissioners decided not to give raises to ran franchises for McDonald’s,” says Poynter of department heads. The paper further reported Gerrity. “It doesn’t take a whole lot of brains. that the chairman hid the expenditure by They tell you exactly what to do, what to sell, taking it from the general fund, rather than how to make it and the price. I’m not insulting listing it in the budget.

Joe. I’m glad he was a success. I just think the Gerrity resigned from his job in January city can do better by hiring someone who is when commissioners decided to advertise for competent at the job at hand.” the new job of county administrator, rather than simply promote him. Gerrity said he was Gerrity did not return calls for comment. “insulted” and “offended” by the slight.

Former City Manager Robert Mearns Poynter says one of the reasons he wouldn’t is also critical of Gerrity. When reached at vote for Gerrity is because his every move will his new job as city manager of Fort Walton be viewed through a political lens of favors and Beach, Mearns recalls frequent clashes with paybacks. Already, there are rampant rumors then-Commissioner Gerrity. In 2004, Mearns that Gerrity has a hit list of people he will fire even wrote a complaint that he thought if he’s hired, including six department heads.

Gerrity violated the city charter when he Mearns says he’s heard from a number of city tried to interfere in the city administration employees asking for letters of reference. And by pressuring Mearns to fire the police chief.

Mearns says he was appalled, too, when Gerrity, several employees have said if Gerrity is hired, they’re as good as gone. as mayor, began dating Mearns’ secretary.

“My concern is not only if he gets it, but “I thought that was extremely improper,” he says, noting that it amounted to the boss dating what about the next time?” asks Poynter. “Who would apply to work in this place with the a subordinate. hatchet job that’s been going on?”

Mearns is equally troubled by Gerrity’s Former City Commissioner Ronnie Sapp, public campaign against Czymbor. As who served for 24 years, isn’t surprised by the Suwannee County’s chief administrator, dustup. Rather, he suggests that it’s time people Mearns says, Gerrity was required to forgo understand the job of city manager as the dicey, participating in certain aspects of public life high-stakes political role that it is. in order to appear professional. Wading into the Fernandina Beach political fray is one of He says some people apply for the job them. According to the International City/ thinking Fernandina Beach is a quaint town on County Management Association’s code of the Atlantic Ocean that would be an idyllic place ethics, professional city/county managers to live and work. But often they don’t realize should “refrain from all political activities how tough it is to negotiate the local landscape which undermine public confidence in until they’re in the middle of it. “If you come professional administration, [and] refrain from to Fernandina Beach and you want to be city participation in the election of the members of manager or get elected to the City Commission, the employing legislative body.” you have to understand that Fernandina Beach Mearns says Gerrity’s poison-pen op-eds is a highly charged political atmosphere,” clearly violate that guideline. “That’s bad,” he advises Sapp. “If you don’t understand that, you says. “You don’t do things like that. Why go are in for the shock of your life.” around undermining somebody? I just don’t Susan Cooper Eastman get it.” sceastman@folioweekly.com

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uzzah! Here in Jacksonville, May is Bike Month. If you were at Art Walk on May 2, you would’ve seen Mayor Brown there, bicycling with City Councilmember Don “Occupy” Redman to commemorate Jacksonville’s commitment to the original two-wheeler. Unfortunately, the two were NOT on a tandem bike; in fact, Mayor Brown was gifted a fixie that a friend of mine, who’s about as hardcore a bicycle enthusiast as I know, deemed a “sweet [flippin’] bike.”

All was lollipops and Axe body spray, if media accounts of the bike-themed ArtWalk are to be believed. However, had the cameras stuck around downtown for a few hours, they might have seen a different story: a young lady, who will remain anonymous, face down on the concrete around 10 p.m., near where the new Duval County Courthouse is being built. The culprit? A pothole. The combination of lighting and ever-devolving street conditions led to her doing a face plant.

Why did she ride the bike down there?

Because she thought the idea of Bike Month was a good one, and she wanted to demonstrate support for the mayoral initiative.

A cynic, of course, might take issue with that. A cynic might argue that the thing Brown figured out that his immediate predecessors never did — or had to — is that populist PR gambits burnish the image.

Never mind the jail brimming with damaged souls, the roads, the schools and other infrastructure in disrepair. What matters is the symbolism. What matters is that Mayor Brown and Councilmember Redman were cool enough to be seen doing something John Peyton wouldn’t have done in a million terms — riding a bike at ArtWalk.

Indeed, there were and are a lot of awesome 2006 folioweekly events associated with Bike Month here in Jacksonville, and I’m not looking to make enemies of the bicycling community, so here are a few: On May 5, the “Blessing of the Bikes” at Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd in Riverside. May 9? Bike to school day! May 12? “Kidical Mass” down at Riverside Arts Market. And coming up: On May 15, Pecha Kucha at the Cummer features a bike-themed event by local artist Goliath Flores. On May 16, a “Memorial Ride of Silence,” at LakeShore Bicycles on Blanding Boulevard. That last one bears a certain significance to me, as it illustrates the dangers associated with bicycling in urban, suburban and exurban terrain, such

as those found in Jacksonville. Let me explain.

When I was a kid in the [a-hem] Reagan years, I bicycled all over the town in which I was then living. This went great, until it didn’t.

I was crossing a four-lane, my bicycle in the turn lane, when out of nowhere a sedan driven by a mother with kids in the car clipped a wheel of my 12-speed, totalling the bike and almost totalling the rider. After a three-day coma, I was released from the hospital. I told people that I was fine, as I wanted that return to normalcy.

However, real normalcy was years away.

There were issues with hand-eye coordination that have never been fully resolved.

I was prohibited from playing contact sports for some time afterward; it was months before the spongy mass of my concussion on the back of my unhelmeted skull returned to normal. Even to this day, there is an indentation there.

Now, many of you may say, “Well, that explains your columns!” Others, however, especially those unlucky enough to have been on the wrong side of Car V Bicycle, might see things differently. It doesn’t take much to end up in the hospital after one of these collisions — a moment of distracted belief that we are “safe” out there because we know how to ride, have ridden for years, and because people driving should be paying attention to what is in front of them. They aren’t.

No matter where you are in Jacksonville, if you look hard enough, you could find evidence of bicyclists breaking bad. On Old St. Augustine Road down toward Bayard, on an overpass, a memorial bicycle commemorates someone’s death. Closer to the Urban Core, more evidence exists.

These days, as I have done for most of my adult life, I live within shouting distance of Five Points. The area is theoretically the most pedestrian- and bike-friendly in the entire city. Despite that, I have seen a couple of ambulances near the Five Points Wendy’s in recent months, scraping unwary bicyclists off the side of the road.

Motorists may see it differently. Bikes without proper safety features — headlights and reflectors — might be invisible to them, especially at night. And therein lies the problem: As with many conflicts, both parties share responsibility, and the terms are so nebulous, a solution seems out of reach.

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This was dumb. Why? Because first of all, you were already banning those things. So going out of your way to make an actual law is just rude. Secondly, your state still allows people to marry their first cousins. I know, I know … if you were to ban those marriages, half the state would be forced to marry their sister or something. Thirdly, this decision

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“30 Rock” (NBC, Thur., May 17, 8:30 p.m.) Liz is torn when she’s asked to officiate Jack’s and Avery’s vow renewal. ACKK! So much worse than same-sex marriage!

“The Simpsons” (FOX, Sun., May 20, 8 p.m.)

Special guest star Lady Gaga helps Lisa be proud she was “Born This Way.” (Not gay … yellow. And with four fingers.)

“Modern Family” (ABC, Wed., May 23, 9 p.m.) While trying to adopt a baby from North Carolina, Mitch and Cam are horrified to discover the infant is inbred. (Look on the bright side; there’s only a 10 percent chance it’ll turn out gay!)

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TUESDAY, MAY 15 8:00 FOX GLEE A two-hour episode in which the kids go to Nationals and Lindsay Lohan ‘s a judge. I don’t think I can bear it.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16 10:00 ABC REVENGE Charlotte plans on getting even with Declan, by using her hoo-hah full of … REVENGE! 10:00 TLC TODDLERS & TIARAS This week’s toddler pageant features an “around the world” theme. Racism? I think that’s your cue.

THURSDAY, MAY 17 8:00 NBC COMMUNITY Pierce fights for his inheritance and the gang offers to pitch in, even though they clearly hate him.

9:00 NBC COMMUNITY Season finale! What?? Another new episode?

Followed by the season finale? I’m happy, and smell shenanigans!

FRIDAY, MAY 18 9:00 NBC GRIMM Season finale! The body count inches up, as does Nick’s impatience, during his search for a serialkilling monster.

9:30 DIS TRON: UPRISING, BECK’S BEGINNING Debut! A new Tron series, about a hero’s quest to recapture the grid via wicked awesome lightcycle races.

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11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Season finale! Host: Mick Jagger! Musical guest: Mick Jagger! Moves like: Mick Jagger!

SUNDAY, MAY 20 9:00 PBS SHERLOCK Season finale! Don’t miss “The Reichenbach Fall” where Sherlock, Moriarty and the second season ends with a “ker-sploosh!”

10:30 HBO GIRLS Hannah visits her stingy parents who STILL refuse to support her bohemian, jobless NYC lifestyle! JERKS!

MONDAY, MAY 21 8:00 FOX HOUSE Series finale! The final two-hour episode, “Everybody Dies.” Yesssssssss.

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Reasons to leave the house this week ROCK JANE’S ADDICTION

Music lovers first got hooked on Jane’s Addiction with 1988’s “Nothing’s Shocking,” an album that featured the L.A. four-piece’s inventive sound blending punk, metal, psychedelia and even dub into a heady mix that helped launch alternative rock. Nearly 30 years after forming, the band has survived trends, substance abuse (natch) and lineup changes to release last year’s “The Great Escape Artist.” Jane’s Addiction plays on Wed., May 16 at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $48 and $58. 355-2787.

FILM GEN SILENT

The hour-long documentary “Gen Silent” offers an intimate portrayal of six lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender seniors as they navigate bias in the world of long-term health care. Through interview footage and historical clips, director Stu Maddux delivers a compelling film that raises concerns that the first-ever generation to “come out” is being forced back into isolation for the sake of unbiased medical attention. “Gen Silent” is screened on Thur., May 17 at 7 p.m. at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. A discussion with the producer and one of the individuals featured in the documentary follows. Admission is $10; $5 for seniors and students. For tickets, go to myeldersource.org. 391-6699, 620-4222.

HEY, PUNK! FLOGGING MOLLY

Since 1993, Flogging Molly have been whipping crowds into a frenzy on the strength of their raucous live shows and anthemic sing-a-longs that are one part Irish wordplay, one part punk rock and two parts kick-ass rock. The band’s been compared to everyone from The Pogues to Johnny Cash, and jams like the fan faves “Salty Dog,” “What’s Left of the Flag” and “The Son Never Shines (On Closed Doors)” guarantee Flogging Molly a secure spot in the Celtic punk rock hall of fame – whenever they decide to create such a place! Flogging Molly plays with The Devil Makes Three and Brothers of Brazil on Mon., May 21 at 6:30 p.m. at Mavericks, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown.

Tickets are $25. 356-1110.

WHEEL GOOD TIME RIDING INTO HISTORY

The 13th annual Riding Into History is held on Fri. and Sat., May 18 and 19, featuring between 300 and 400 vintage motorcycles, the Concours d’Elegance charity ride, cycle celebrities, a Grand Marshal’s dinner with Mitch Boehm and an exhibit of artist Don Bradley’s work at World Golf Village, 500 S. Legacy Trail, St. Augustine. Proceeds benefit the Wounded Warrior Project, which fosters awareness and provides programs for injured military veterans. Admission is $10 for Concours.

Ticket prices vary for other events. 677-9760. ridingintohistory.org

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First Coast No More Homeless Pets presents its 2012 Art Unleashed juried art show on Thur., May 17 from 7-9:30 p.m. at The River Club in the Wells Fargo Building, 1 Independent Drive, Jacksonville.

The exhibit of animal-inspired art by 75 local and regional artists also features food and drink, live music

by Gina Martinelli, and a silent auction. Proceeds benefit FCNMHP’s continuing successful efforts to reduce the needless euthanization of cats and dogs by offering spay and neutering services. Advance tickets are $50; $65 at the door. Advanced VIP tickets, which include a meet-andgreet with the artists, are $60; $75 at the door. 520-7900. jaxartunleashed.com

Talk about tenacity. A decade after releasing their game-changing 2001 release, “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot,” Chicago’s favorite sons Wilco have been mind-bogglingly prolific, issuing five albums, racking up Grammy nods, touring relentlessly, creating their own label and somehow making it cool for even middle-aged dudes to play experimental rock! The six-piece band’s eighth release, “The Whole Love,” has received solid reviews, continuing the intriguingly evolving style of rock from the group that Rolling Stone has called “one of America’s most consistently interesting bands.” Wilco performs with Purling Hiss on Wed., May 16 at 7 p.m. at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A Blvd., St. Augustine.

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eeks, assemble! (You know who you are if you recognize this slightly altered battle cry from the Marvel Universe).

This promises to be perhaps the biggest movie summer yet for comic book fans, with “The Avengers” already pulling in some $200 million in domestic box-office receipts for the 2011 opening weekend. Added to international ticket sales (the movie opened more than a week earlier outside the U.S.), the superhero movie grossed more than $600 million in its first 12 days of release. And get this: “The Amazing Spider Man” and “The Dark Knight Rises” are only weeks away.

Of course, we geeks and movie fans are the first to realize that box-office does not necessarily mean a good movie. Remember “Twilight”? The good news for those of our ilk is that “The Avengers” does deliver the goods we’ve been anticipating.

Compared to all its predecessors in the superhero genre, the new film may be perhaps the most purely “comic book movie” of the bunch. Again, that doesn’t mean it’s the best film of the genre, only that it’s “perhaps” the most representative — for better and otherwise.

Co-written and directed by Joss Whedon, creator of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Firefly,” the new movie is clearly a labor of love from one of the genre’s biggest fanboys and creators. Whedon knows what he is doing, and “The Avengers” has been percolating over the past few years as “Iron Man,” “Thor” and “Captain America” individually set up the various plot elements, which ultimately propel this movie.

The story draws heavily from the original 1960s comic books as well as the recent films.

Hoping to gain control of the world, Loki (Thor’s disreputable brother) comes to Earth seeking the cosmic power source, which Captain America had earlier confiscated from the Red Skull. Aiding the nefarious Loki is a race of nasty-looking warriors from beyond space. Against them stand The Avengers: Captain America, Thor, The Hulk, Iron Man, Hawkeye and Black Widow.

Let the slugfest and special effects begin!

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not a lot to the movie beyond the impressive battle sequences and the occasional headbutting among the irritable superheroes.

Again, this should not be read as a criticism so much as a description. With the exception of Hawkeye and Black Widow, the earlier movies have all established the various degrees of angst and personal conflicts driving the title characters. The new movie doesn’t really develop these precedents, instead merely referencing them to explain why they have assembled in the first place.

Thus “The Avengers” is far more plotoriented than its predecessors — not that there’s really that much serious substance to a story about a homicidal lunatic leading an army of extraterrestrials to battle the world’s greatest superheroes. What Whedon does so well, however, is orchestrate the various personalities and strengths of the individual members of the group, at first individually and then as a unified front, until they finally band together as a team.

We know what’s going to happen, but it’s still marvelous to see it all come together.

The returning stars (Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, Chris Hemsworth as Thor and Chris Evans as Captain America) return to their established roles, individual quirks and charms undiminished. Iron Man is wry and funny, Captain America is the patriotic straight-arrow, and Thor is a ripped god. New to the bunch is Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk, probably the single most delightful surprise in the film. Unlike Eric Bana and Edward Norton before him, Ruffalo brings a sense of irony and fun to the role of Bruce Banner, the Big Green Guy’s alter ego, and The Hulk himself becomes, in a sense, the focal point of the story.

Though they were merely cameos in “Iron Man 2,” Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye and Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow receive their fair share of time in the film as well. It’s remarkable that Whedon is able to sketch in their previously unknown backgrounds without losing a beat. On second thought, given Whedon’s impressive track record, it’s not remarkable at all.

Early on (for once) as the final credits begin to roll, we get a glimpse of the next adversary in the probable sequel — an ugly purple alien, familiar enough to all us comic book geeks.

There’s a special something for everyone, however, if you stay to the very end. Thank you, Joss Whedon.

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NOW SHOWING AMERICAN REUNION *G@@ Rated R • Regal Beach Blvd.

This needless and, one hopes, final chapter of the raunchy teen comedy franchise features the return of regulars Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Alyson Hannigan and Eugene Levy. Years after high school graduation, the whole crew comes back for a reunion with the expected bits on boobs, masturbation, booze and other philosophical quandaries.

THE ARTIST ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown An Oscar favorite, “The Artist” is director Michel Hazanavicius’ expertly rendered tale of silent film star George Valentin’s (Jean Dujardin) personal and professional life, played out at the advent of “talkies.” Shot entirely in black-and-white with no dialogue, “The Artist” co-stars Bérénice Bejo, Penelope Ann Miller, John Goodman and Missi Pyle.

THE AVENGERS ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre, Sun-Ray Cinema Reviewed in this issue.

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS ***@ Rated R • AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues The innovative horror film from director-writer Drew Goddard (“Cloverfield”) and co-writer Joss Whedon (“Firefly,” “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) uses the clichéd premise of teens on a weekend getaway in the woods to virtually reinvent the genre. The excitement about “Cabin” depends on audiences not giving away spoilers, but an able cast and good script keep it from being gimmicky.

CHIMPANZEE **@@ Rated G • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This tame documentary from Disney and attempts to focus on the similarities between humans and chimpanzees and sadly both species come out at as losers. Sorry, but directors Alastair Fothergill and Mark Linfield get “no Banana” for this visually “a-peeling” but ultimately dull film.

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

DARK SHADOWS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Director Tim Burton’s latest is loosely based on the cult favorite TV show of the late ’60s. Two hundred years after being buried in his chained-coffin in the woods, the vampire Barnabas (Johnny Depp) discovers his hometown of Collinsport, Maine and his once-magnificent mansion are in ruins and now inhabited by his dysfunctional descendants.

Yet when a vengeful witch (Eva Green) plots an evil scheme against the reluctant vampire patriarch, Barnabas is forced to take action. And ensemble cast including Michelle Pfeiffer, Chloë Moretz, Helena Bonham Carter, Jackie Earle Haley, Christopher Lee and Alice Cooper make Burton’s quirky comedy one summer film you’ll want to sink your teeth into.

DR. SEUSS’ THE LORAX **G@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park The adaptation of Theodor Geisel’s book features the voices of Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Ed Helms and Danny DeVito. In Thneedville, everything’s made of plastic; teenager Audrey (Swift) wants to see a real tree. When smitten 12-year-old Ted (Efron) accepts the challenge, he meets The Once-ler (Helms) who tells the story of The Lorax (DeVito) and the fate of the trees.

THE FIVE-YEAR ENGAGEMENT **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Whenever newly engaged lovebirds Tom Solomon (Jason Segel) and Violet Barnes (Emily Blunt) try to tie their knot, some disaster seems to come up, unraveling their matrimonial intentions! And as more time passes, the harried pair begin to wonder if maybe their nuptials are not meant to be. Rhys Ifans, Chris Parnell, Mindy Kaling, Alison Brie and David Paymer co-star in the new rom-com from Nicholas Stoller (“Forgetting Sarah Marshall.”)

THE HUNGER GAMES ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre Writer-director Gary Ross’ big-screen adaptation of Susan Collins’ popular book series is a tour de force of contemporary sci-fi cinema. In a dystopian future, the country of Panem (formerly North America) holds a tournament where two chosen adolescents must fight to the death. Initially antagonists, contestants Katniss Evergreen (the superb Jennifer Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) soon wonder if they want to be pawns in this brutal game. An original, engaging story (author Collins worked on the film’s script) and worthy performances by

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the costars including Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks and Stanley Tucci makes “The Hunger Games” a must-see.

THE LUCKY ONE **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This romantic drama stars Zac Efron as U.S. Marine Sgt. Logan Thibault, who returns home after his third tour of duty in Iraq to try to track down a mysterious North Carolina woman (Taylor Schilling) whose photograph — which he believes was his good luck charm — has been his prized possession during the war. Co-starring Blythe Danner.

MIRROR MIRROR *@@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues Lily Collins stars as Snow White and Julia Roberts is the Evil Queen in director Tarsem Singh’s lackluster retelling of the classic fairy tale. A dull script and questionable direction keeps this from achieving any real movie magic. Armie Hammer and Nathan Lane also star.

THE PIRATES! BAND OF MISFITS ***G Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This new animated family fare from the creators of “Wallace and Gromit” in “Chicken Run,” a swashbuckling tale set upon the high seas, tells the story of The Pirate Captain (voiced by Hugh Grant) and his hapless crew and their attempts to win the coveted Pirate of the Year Award.

Along the way, the ragtag crew of rogues encounter Black Bellamy (Jeremy Piven), Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek) and an enterprising young naturalist named Charles Darwin (David Tennant). “The Pirates! Band of Misfits” is a sure-fire early summer crowd-pleaser for scallywags of all ages.

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THE RAVEN **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Set in the 19th century, the new film from director James McTeigue (“V for Vendetta”) is a creepy murder mystery that sadly skimps on storyline and settles for eerie atmospherics.

Baltimore’s author and poet Edgar Allen Poe (John Cusack) and Detective Fields (Luke Evans) join forces to track down a serial killer after the elusive maniac begins murdering his victims in a kind of twisted homage to the struggling writer’s macabre tales. While “The Raven” does well in delivering a fog-laden, gothic vibe onscreen, its predictable plot twists keep the film from really taking wing.

THE ROAD **@@ Rated R • AMC Regency Twelve years after three teenagers went missing on a desolate, abandoned road, the cold-case investigation is reopened. And soon the body count begins to rise again as the malevolent spirit that seems to inhabit the dark avenue makes sure no one leaves alive. This critically lauded Filipino psychological-horror film from director Yam Laranas is getting rave reviews for delivering both innovative and lingering chills and scares.

SAFE **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Reviewed in this issue.

THINK LIKE A MAN **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Based on the best-selling romance guide by comedian Steve Harvey, this rom-com stars Michael Ealy, Jerry Ferrara, Terrence J and Romany Malco, as young men who contend with a little love trouble when they find out their respective partners (Meagan Good, Regina Hall, Gabrielle Union and Wendy Williams) are following Harvey’s suspect advice on relationships.

THE THREE STOOGES **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues The Farrelly Brothers take on the beloved (well, by dudes) comedy trio of the 1930s with uneven results. When Moe, Larry and Curly (Chris Diamantopoulos, Sean Hayes and Will Sasso) try to save their childhood orphanage, they run afoul of a group of murderous knuckleheads and (natch) wind up on a reality TV show. Jennifer Hudson, Larry David

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and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi also star in this enjoyable if predictable nyuk-fest.

21 JUMP STREET *G@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum star in this big-screen adaptation of the ’80s TV show that suffers from a serious case of arrested development. When rookie cops Jenko (Tatum) and Schmidt (Hill) go deep undercover into a high school to break up a drug ring, we discover the worst dope is the brain-rotting garbage being pushed onscreen as a cop-buddy picture.

WOMAN THOU ART LOOSED: ON THE 7TH DAY **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square Based on the writings of self-help guru Bishop T.D. Jakes, this drama stars Blair Underwood, Sharon Leal and Nicole Beharie as the Ames family and the horrifying week they spend after their daughter is kidnapped.

WRATH OF THE TITANS **G@ Rated PG-13 • Cinemark Tinseltown A decade after destroying the Kraken, warrior Perseus (Sam Worthington) has retired, living a simple life as a fisherman and single father. But when the gods (Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Bill Nighy, Rosamund Pike) are threatened by an attack from the monstrous Titans, Perseus must procure a magical spear and save the day. Director Jonathan Liebsman’s (“Battle Los Angeles”) take on Greek mythology is heavy on special effects but light on story, making “Wrath” an unoriginal fantasy film experience.

OTHER FILMS LATITUDE 30 CINEGRILLE “Safe House” is currently running at Latitude 30’s new movie theater CineGrille, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside.

Call for showtimes. 365-5555.

REEL FUN NIGHT “Rio” is screened outdoors at 7 p.m. on May 18 at Town Hall Park, 2042 Park Ave., Orange Park. Kids’ activities and popcorn are featured. Admission is free. Bring a chair or blanket. 264-2635. townoforangepark.com SUN-RAY CINEMA Sun-Ray Cinema screens “The Avengers” daily through May 24 at 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. Call 359-0047 for showtimes. sunraycinema.com THE BIG SLEEP Movies at Main screens this award-winning Raymond Chandler film-noir mystery, starring Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart, at 5:45 p.m. on May 24 at Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 630-1741.

RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM The documentary “We Remember Raines” is screened at 6

p.m. on May 18 at 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555.

FREE WEEKEND NATURE MOVIES “Bag It: Is Your Life Too Plastic?” screens at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. on May 19, 20, 26 and 27 at GTM Research Reserve Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. 823-4500.

POT BELLY’S CINEMA “The Artist,” “Friends with Kids,” “A Separation” and “This Means War” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101.

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “The Avengers” is screened along with “To The Arctic 3D,” “Lewis & Clark: Great Journey West,” “Forces of Nature,” “Legends of Flight 3D,” “Rescue 3D,” “The Wildest Dream: Conquest of Everest,” “Born To Be Wild 3D” and “Hubble 3D” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine. “Men in Black 3” opens on May 25. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY THE WOMAN IN BLACK Daniel Radcliffe makes his adult role debut in this chilling remake of the 1989 BBC TV movie. When recently widowed attorney Arthur (Radcliffe) is sent to a remote British village to settle the account of a dead woman, he encounters the eccentric locals and meets a murderous spirit known as The Woman in Black. Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer and Misha Handley co-star in director James Watkins’ certifiably spooky picture.

THE GREY Liam Neeson stars in this enjoyable thriller about a group of refinery workers who try to survive the frigid Alaskan wilderness after their plane crashes in an arctic no-man’s land.

Dermot Mulroney and Frank Grillo costar in writer-director Joe Carnahan’s inventive take on the Man Vs. Nature genre.

CHRONICLE This unique sci-fi film from writer-director Josh Trank and co-writer Max Landis follows the misadventures of a trio of teens (Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell and Michael B. Jordan) documentary-style, with “found” footage allegedly retrieved from their video cameras. After they develop telekinetic powers, the laughs quickly die down and the corpses stack up when troubled boy Andrew (DeHaan) decides to use his powers for darker purposes.

TIM AND ERIC’S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE This cinematic debut is from cult faves Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, the masterminds behind the late-night TV sketch show “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” After the pair squanders a budget of a billion dollars on a major motion picture, they skip town and try to get the money back. Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Jeff Goldblum, Zach Galifinakis and Will Forte also star in this goofy, fun yarn.

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Bite Club: Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer star in Tim Burton’s vampire-comedy “Dark Shadows.”

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Glock-A-Bye Baby

Jason Statham makes child care downright homicidal in his latest shoot-’em-up Safe

**G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

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ince his debut 14 years ago in Guy Ritchie’s “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,” Jason Statham has mauled and/or killed probably more villains on-screen than any other buff, monosyllabic tough guy of his generation — or just about any generation.

In addition to his bona fides in cinematic slaughter, the former Olympic diver and fashion model has made more movies (29 and counting since 1998) than most of his testosterone-driven peers, thus giving him a substantial edge in total body count. His new film, “Safe,” only pads the numbers. I quit counting at 20 or 21, and by that number, the movie had been running less than a half-hour.

Statham was just getting into his rhythm.

As utterly preposterous as most of Statham’s other flicks, “Safe” does have a bit of an edge on its predecessors, thanks to director Boaz Yakin, who makes up for his own ludicrous script with a few surprisingly original kill scenes, choreographed with unusual and kinetic realism. Such scenes are not typical, mind you, but they do help relieve the mind-numbing “sameness” of head butts, arm breaks, testicle kicks and, of course, gun blasts that are the norm in Statham, Stallone and/or Schwarzenegger flicks. Moreover, to his credit, Yakin spares both Statham and us the dumb one-liners so beloved of the two older action icons whose names also begin with “S” (like Superman).

Back to the stereotypical, however, and Statham (like the costume-clad superheroes) once again survives all manner of beating, kicking and pummeling with nary a chipped tooth or tendon pull. Of course, “Iron Man” and “The Dark Knight” are even worse in this regard but, of course, their movies are more believable than just about any of Statham’s, including this new one.

But who cares? One goes to a movie like “Safe” secure in the knowledge that Statham

Nanny with a 9mm: Jason Statham saves the girl and the day, one kill at a time in “Safe.”

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will beat and shoot the living bejeezus out of myriad luckless scumbags who cross his path.

The only real suspense is whether he’ll ever get a shave.

Since the general mayhem requires some kind of plot, writer-director Yakin concocted this doozy: Apparently, a young Chinese girl with an eidetic memory is whisked away from her schoolmates by some Yakuza types who intend to exploit her gift for their own nefarious purposes. Now transported to New York, Mei (Catherine Chan) is used by the Chinese mob to retain data that might be compromised by a computer. Given a special code to memorize, she’s then kidnapped by Russian mobsters, who intend to extract the secret. So while the Chinese fi ght the Russians, the crooked New York cops (aided and abetted by a crooked mayor) try to play one off against the other. But everyone needs the little girl.

Too bad for all of them, because she’s soon befriended by down-on-his-luck street bum Luke Wright (Jason Statham). The script gives our hero one of the most ridiculous back stories ever, but suffice it to say, the formerly suicidal, alcoholic, guilt-ridden protagonist is re-energized and redeemed by the plight of the mysterious child-in-distress and quickly begins to dispense vengeance in his usual style.

The screenwriter even provides an excuse for Luke to slip out of his street skivvies into a designer suit, presumably so he’ll look better as he proceeds to kill the vermin. Sort of like Spider-Man, Superman and the other “S-is-forSuperhero” guys. You know, The Man has got to look the part.

At the end of “Safe,” Luke assures his little friend that he’ll be certain she’s placed at a school for kids with special gifts. My first thought was that he was referring to Professor Xavier’s establishment, where Luke himself might well be taken on, like Wolverine (another unshaven tough guy), as a tutor. Then I realized he’d fit right in with The Avengers as they steel themselves for the next cosmic badass to come long.

The only thing is, he might need a niftier costume than just plain old Armani.

Pat McLeod themail@folioweekly.com

Radical Roots: Grant Peeples (at the mic) is featured in two Northeast Florida performances this week.

Return of the Native

Florida folkie Grant Peeples has lived a life as weirdly wonderful as his music GRANT PEEPLES Saturday, May 19 at 8 p.m.

European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville Tickets are $15 399-1740 Sunday, May 20 at 10:45 a.m.

Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville 725-8133

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hen musician Grant Peeples returned to the States after 11 years living on a small, remote island off the coast of Nicaragua in the Caribbean Sea, he had a hard time adjusting back to life in America.

“I moved down there in 1995 with the intention of working on being an artist and a songwriter,” Peeples explains of his time on Little Corn Island. “It ended up that I just did whatever to survive — we opened a hotel and a dive shop, which we sold in 2006.”

Unbeknownst to him, he was beginning the longest non-songwriting period of his life. “But,” he adds on his website bio, “after 10 years of — living — I started thinking about songs again, and I opened the case of my guitar.” It wasn’t pretty. The instrument was exposed to the elements for so long, he writes, “The bridge was pulled up, the neck had moved, I could hardly turn the tuners they were so rusty — too many years of salt air, tropical heat and humidity.”

A seventh-generation Floridian, 55-yearold Peeples was born and raised in Tallahassee.

“Music came into my life almost secondary,” he remembers. “I didn’t start playing until I was a junior in college. Most guys picked up a guitar to learn songs like ‘Smoke on the Water’ [Deep Purple]. I picked it up because I wanted to write my own songs.”

It was 40 years before Peeples learned to

play any songs other than his own. “Prior Convictions,” produced by Gurf Morlix (Lucinda Williams, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Robert Earl Keen) for GatorBone Records (May 2012), is Peeples’ latest effort and happens to be the only one of his albums with cover songs.

“I’ve spent a whole lot of time dissecting songs,” the singer/songwriter/guitarist says of his fourth album. “I’ve spent a lot of time finding the nerves in them.”

“Prior Convictions” is a hodgepodge of material — original songwriting from Peeples and poetry attributed to John Ashbery, Andrea Gibson and Jose Marti, as well as lyrics by Bob Dylan, Dave Hickey, English

“Every one of the songs on this album deals with a belief or conviction,” Peeples explains. “It’s commentary on the culture that I see.” rock band Shriekback and Myshkin, a musician from Oregon.

“Every one of the songs on this album deals with a belief or conviction,” Peeples explains of tunes like “Gunning for the Buddha,” “Road to Damascus” and “Pole Dancing to Gospel Hymns.” “It’s commentary on the culture that I see.”

Between 1995 and 2006, when Peeples was living in Central America, the United States went through a lot of changes. When he left, Bill Clinton was president — when he returned,

George W. Bush. “I didn’t even know what an email was, and I’d never owned a cell phone,” he observes. “There was such a different kind of materialism. In Little Corn, you get toothpaste.

In America, you can choose from 87 different kinds of toothpaste.”

Though Peeples moved to Nicaragua with the intent of perfecting his musical craft, he did little to no songwriting while down there.

It wasn’t until the death of an old friend and fellow musician that Peeples asked his wife, who was on her way to do some shopping in Managua, the capital, to buy him a guitar — his old one was ruined.

“I asked her to bring me a guitar. Any guitar. She bought one for $100 and brought it back to the island,” he writes on his bio. “And I’ve been playing every day and writing songs ever since.”

Since coming home, Peeples has been unstoppable. He estimates he’s written between 60 and 70 songs. He’s also played the Gamble Rogers Folk Festival every year since 2008, Suwannee Springfest and 30A Songwriters Festival. Peeples estimates he’s gigged everywhere from a coffee shop in Nashville to an Indian restaurant in Austin.

To celebrate the release of “Prior Convictions,” Peeples is playing the album in its entirety at European Street Café Southside location on May 19. The CD will be available there, as well as on his website (grantpeeples. com) and on iTunes. The next morning, Peeples peforms at Arlington’s Unitarian Universalist Church.

It took Peeples until this April — nearly six years after he left — to return to Little Corn Island. “The island has changed a lot,” he says.

“But I’m at peace with all of that.”

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Six Pack: Memphis rockers Lucero play at Café Eleven on May 23.

LUCERO Wednesday, May 23 at 8 p.m.

Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach Tickets are $22 460-9311

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odern Memphis musicians may never live up to their most famous progenitors — Elvis Presley, B.B. King, Johnny Cash and the entire Stax Records stratosphere among them.

But for young Memphibians possessed with a penchant for sneering, countrified rock ‘n’ roll, homegrown six-piece Lucero is the current bee’s knees. Yes, the band has caught flak for moving away from its rowdy punk-rock roots over the last 14 years; frontman Ben Nichols is an especially easy whipping boy, thanks to his slick good looks and sway with the ladies.

But you can’t fault an outfit that puts on 200 sweaty, rockin’ live performances a year — or one that’s finally embraced its horn-laden, soul-drenched Memphis surroundings.

Folio Weekly caught up with Lucero guitarist Brian Venable to talk about the band’s hard-partying ways, its love of the road and growing up punk in the South.

Folio Weekly: Lucero’s newest album, “Women & Work,” upped the horns and production techniques that first appeared on 2009’s “1372 Overton Park.” Is that just a continuation of the band’s growth?

Brian Venable: [On] “1372 Overton Park,” we wrote first and then put the horns in. It was big — like playing with a new toy. But this time, we wrote the record with the horns inside the whole time. It’s still big, but it’s got a laid-back, country-soul thing, too.

F.W.: The album is also your first for ATO Records. Do you think that’s a good fit?

B.V.: Definitely. ATO knows what to do with us, since they have bands that tour for a living like My Morning Jacket and Drive-By Truckers. And the Alabama Shakes have had so much success right out of the gate.

F.W.: After releasing six albums in the first seven years of the band’s existence, you spaced the last two three years apart. Are you happy taking things slower these days?

B.V.: We used to feel like if you didn’t put out a record every year, people would forget about you. But that got kind of exhausting. I think the records have been better now that we’re taking our time.

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F.W.: Touring is still the most important

aspect of the band, right?

B.V.: It’s what we do for a living. I have kids and a wife at home that I miss, but if I weren’t doing this, I’d be washing dishes somewhere, so I got very lucky. And now you got the horns, you got Todd [Beene] on pedal steel, Rick [Steff ] on the keys … you almost can’t wait to get on stage, because you know it’s going to be a good time. I could watch the horns every night for the rest of my life.

F.W.: So Lucero as a six-piece is stronger than its early four-man incarnation?

B.V.: Definitely. Especially for Ben — he’s able to confidently say, “I can write this kind of song,” and between Rick and Todd and everybody else, we can successfully do it and not sound half-assed. We’ve got the muscle band-wise to back it up.

F.W.: Growing up as punks in Memphis probably wasn’t the easiest existence in the world, huh?

B.V.: We just wanted to be rebels. You learn that you can do anything. You’re not supposed to be 26 years old, not knowing how to play guitar, and deciding that you’re going to make a living playing music. But that didn’t stop me from trying. New York and L.A. are big cities where you can dye your hair and do something different and that’s OK, because you’re in the capital of the world. But here [in Memphis], people would throw sh*t at you and try to beat you up. I think you have to work harder if you want to do something different in the South.

F.W.: Speaking of the South, do you guys have a lot of experience touring in Florida?

B.V.: Orlando’s always fun for us because we end up getting hammered drunk. And we have all kinds of friends in Gainesville.

Florida almost hurts us. We get down there and get to drinking and next thing you know, you’ve gone wild four out of five shows. What’s funny is after that Florida run, I get home and pack up the family and drive right back to St. Augustine for a week of vacation. Hopefully I’ll figure out all the good spots to hang out.

F.W.: So Lucero still lives up to its hardpartying reputation?

B.V.: It’s still there to some degree. We party more than your average person our age, but sometimes it’s nice to say, “I’m taking a night off — I don’t have to go drink myself to death.”

With age comes wisdom.

Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

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CONCERTS THIS WEEK

ALLEN STONE, SUGAR & THE HI LOWS, ZZ WARD Indie soul man Stone plays at 8 p.m. on May 15 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8.

398-7496.

WILCO and PURLING HISS Alt-rock faves Wilco play at 7 p.m. on May 16 at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $46.

209-0367.

JANE’S ADDICTION L.A. rock kings Jane’s Addiction appear at 8 p.m. on May 16 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $48 and $58. 355-2787.

THE KOFFIN KATS Psychobilly band The Koffin Kats are on at 8 p.m. on May 16 at The Phoenix Taproom, 325 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

799-7123.

PAUL IVEY The Yankee Slickers frontman plays at 6 p.m. on May 17 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., Jacksonville. 365-5555.

418 BAND This popular local reggae band performs at 6 p.m. on May 17 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach.

247-3300.

ADAM SAMS, DANNY BREWER, COREY KILGANNON The indie singer-songwriters play at 8 p.m. on May 17 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8.

398-7496.

GYPSIES GINGER The locals hit the stage at 9 p.m. on May 17 and at 10 p.m. on May 18 at Poe’s Tavern, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

241-7637.

WHETHERMAN The popular local musician appears at 9 p.m. on May 17 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach.

277-8010.

THE RANDALL HALL BAND The Alive After Five series presents The Randall Hall Band (you know, that guitar player from Lynyrd Skynyrd) at 5 p.m. on May 18 at The Markets at St. Johns Town Center, 4850 Big Island Drive, Jacksonville. 998-7156.

BE EASY, GREENHOUSE LOUNGE Be Easy plays at 6 p.m. and Greenhouse Lounge is on at 10 p.m. on May 18 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-3300.

HUNTER HAYES The young (21) country musician, songwriter and actor Hayes performs at 7 p.m. on May 18 at Mavericks, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. Tickets are $20. All ages show. 356-1110.

BOOGIE FREAKS The ubĂŤr-popular retro band appears at 8 p.m. on May 18 at Ragtime Tavern, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877.

THE MONSTER FOOL This local group plays at 7 p.m. on May 18 at Aw Shucks, 9743 Old St Augustine Road, Jacksonville. 240-0368. The band also plays at 6 p.m. on May 19 at Lulu’s Waterfront Grill, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-0139.

SID WILSON (Slipknot), G3, ROCK AND ROLL CHROME, ADOSA PRESHA, LEGIT, LETHAL SKRIPTUREZ, TREE OF LIFE Musical mayhem starts at 7 p.m. on May 18 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

WILL PEARSALL Singer-songwriter and dobro-picker Pearsall performs at 7 p.m. on May 18 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

APPALACHIAN DEATH TRAP, PAWN TAKES KING The rock heaviness starts promptly at 8 p.m. on May 18 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5.

353-4686.

ADRENALINE MOB, KILL DEVIL HILL, A NEW DECREE Metal heads Adrenaline Mob appear at 8 p.m. on May 18 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $15.

246-4273.

CNERGY Local band CNergy plays at 8:30 p.m. on May 18 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., Jacksonville. 365-5555.

FIVE BY SEVEN Local rockers Five By Seven hit the stage at 9 p.m. on May 18 and 19 at Cliff’s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Jacksonville. 645-5162.

SCHOLAR’S WORD This reggae band plays at 9 p.m. on May 18 at Dog Star

Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

JIMI RAY Musicians of the band Jimi Ray appear at 9 p.m. on May 18 and 19 at A1A Ale Works, 1 King St., St. Augustine. 829-2977.

SPADE McQUADE & THE ALL STARS Celtic rock fave Spade McQuade leads the Allstars at 9 p.m. on May 18 and 19 at Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, 177 Sailfish Drive E., Atlantic Beach. 246-4293.

BREAD & BUTTER Bread & Butter, the all-covers alter ego of local jam faves Chroma, perform at 10 p.m. on May 18 and 19 at Lynch’s Irish Pub, 514 N. First St., Jax Beach. 249-5181.

THE 77 D’s Local roots rockers The 77 D’s play at 10 p.m. on May 18 at Mojo No. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville. 381-6670.

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Pine Forest School of the Arts performers are featured at 10:30 a.m., Mazz Swift appears at 11:30 a.m., Rebecca Zapen performs at 12:30 p.m. and Wind on the Water play at 2:30 p.m. on May 19 at the weekly market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown.

554-6865. riversideartsmarket.com ACOUSTICANA MUSIC FAIR: CHERYL WATSON & WATERTOWN, LARRY MANGUM, BACK FROM THE BRINK, TRINITY RIVER BAND This event, featuring acoustic music performances, instrument workshops and jam sessions, is held from 1-9 p.m. on May 19 at Faith United Methodist Church, 4000 Spring Park Road, Jacksonville. Admission is $10. 737-3555, 962-1130.

Bikini Beach Lounge 30th Annivesary Concert: IN WHISPERS, GHOSTWITCH, THE HOLIDAZED, PRONOUNCED (LYNYRD SKYNYRD TRIBUTE), FRIENDS OF BLAKE This car show and music festival kicks off at 1 p.m. on May 19 at Bikini Beach Lounge, 2840 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach.

Advance tickets are $5; $8 day of show. 241-5454.

Benefit for PATRICK WHELAN: SHELL GAME, JAK’T UP, RANDOM ACT, FACTORY BLACK The biker-friendly rockers play the fundraiser, held to offset Whelan’s medical bills, from 1-7 p.m. on May 19 at The Keg Saloon, 1282 Blanding Blvd., Orange Park. 375-9296.

REBECCA DAY, RHYTHM CURE BAND

FRIDAY MAY 18

ADRENALINE MOB

(members of Dream Theatre/Disturbed)

KILL DEVIL HILL

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A NEW DECREE SATURDAY MAY 19

KYMYSTRY Skytrain SUNDAY MAY 20

JULIAN MARLEY TRIBAL SEEDS Through the Roots FRIDAY MAY 25

Bangarang presents the final show of

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w/ THE DRAMA SUMMER & BOOGER DJ MASON MASTERS spinning all night SATURDAY MAY 26

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Men’s Night Out Beer Pong 7pm $1 Draft $5 Pitchers Free Pool ALL U CAN EAT CRABLEGS

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Texas Hold ’Em STARTS AT 7 P.M.

Wed-

Bar Bingo/Karaoke ALL U CAN EAT WINGS KIDS EAT FREE FROM 5 P.M. TO 9 P.M. HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT

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DJ Marce Marc w/Cornhole Tournament Bass Tournament 2 FOR 1 DOMESTIC DRAFTS, WELLS AND HOUSE WINE C4X 9:30pm 1/2 PRICE APPS-FRI (BAR ONLY) 4-7PM DECK MUSIC 5-9 P.M.

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JOHN BRANDON PROJECT SATURDAY JUNE 2

JUGGERNAUT | Lift SATURDAY JUNE 9

Put N Crawl afterparty w/ SOMETHING DISTANT MONDAY JUNE 18

BOUNCING SOULS

Mezingers | Luther SUNDAY JUNE 24

Sweetwater Brewery Presents

RAILROAD EARTH (2 sets) UPCOMING SHOWS

7-13: Trevor Hall 7-19: Anders Osborne 7-20: Whetherman/Canary in a Coalmine 7-21: Badfish (the Sublime tribute) 8-1: Zoogma 8-11: U2 by UV 9-28: Zach Deputy

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Day is on at 2 p.m., Rhythm Cure plays at 6 p.m. on May 19 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-3300.

UNCLE KRACKER, SONIA LEIGH, TY STONE Country artist Uncle Kracker plays at 6 p.m. on May 19 at Mavericks, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. Tickets for ages 18-20 are $12.50; $20 for ages 21+. All ages show. 356-1110.

MASTERS OF MOTOWN This R&B and soul tribute act performs ’60s classics at 7:30 p.m. on May 19 at the Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. Tickets range from $14-$32.

276-6750.

LAUREN FINCHAM Singer-songwriter Fincham plays at 7 p.m. on May 19 at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

GRANT PEEPLES Alt-folkie Peeples performs at 8 p.m. on May 19 at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15.

399-1740. Peeples also plays at 10:45 a.m. on May 20 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133.

KIA NICOLE, CHRIS WILLIAMS, VINTAGE SOUL Soul singer Nicole performs at 8 p.m. on May 19 at Secrets Wine Bar, 521 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Admission is $10.

356-0501.

BIG BOI MONEY MAKERS This night of awesome hip hop starts at 8 p.m. on May 19 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

KYMYSTRY Local rockers Kymystry mix up some Skynyrd-flavored sounds at 8 p.m. on May 19 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-4273.

THE RAYDIO BAND These locals dial in some tunes at 8:30 p.m. on May 19 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., Jacksonville. 365-5555.

TENT CITY Athens, Georgia-bred funksters Tent City hit the stage at 9 p.m. on May 19 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010.

BE EASY Local rockers Be Easy chill out the crowd at 10 p.m. on

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May 19 at Poe’s Tavern, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

241-7637.

PAWN TAKES KING, THE CAUTION CHILDREN, TAPE DECK REVOLUTION Heavy rockers Pawn Takes King play at 8 p.m. on May 21 at The Phoenix Taproom, 325 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

799-7123.

LINCOLNVILLE SPRING MUSIC FAIR: WILLIE GREEN, ASLYN AND THE NAYSAYERS, THE GEEZERS, COLLAPSIBLE B, THE BLUE SMOKE BAND This day of music and arts and crafts kicks off at 11 a.m. on May 20 at Lincolnville Farmers Market, 399 Riberia St., West St. Augustine. lincolnvillefarmersmarket.com DOMENIC, MANGO FEVER Domenic plays at noon and Mango Fever performs at 4 p.m. on May 20 at Nippers Beach Grille, 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-3300.

GOLIATH FLORES Local musician extraordinaire Flores plays at 1 p.m. on May 20 at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville.

355-9791.

SLICKWATER These local rockers are featured at 4:45 p.m. on May 20 at Billy’s Boat House Grill, 2321 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach.

241-9771.

FROM THE EMBRACE, SILENCE THE DOUBTFUL, SOCIETY’S PLAGUE, JUST LIKE GENTLEMEN, DIAMOND, CITY OF SEBA This night of raucous local rock starts at 7 p.m. on May 20 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

MOON HOOCH, TROPIC OF CANCER, JENNI REID The indie instrumental music kicks off at 8 p.m. on May 20 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496.

JULIAN MARLEY & THE UPRISING, TRIBAL SEEDS, THROUGH THE ROOTS Get your fill of sweet reggae music (mon!) beginning at 8 p.m. on May 20 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach.

Tickets are $21. 246-4273.

MAJOR LEAGUE, FAR FROM PROPER These two local bands kick it up at 6 p.m. on May 21 at

Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

FLOGGING MOLLY, DEVIL MAKES THREE, BROTHER OF BRAZIL Celtic punk heroes Flogging Molly play at 6:30 p.m. on May 21 at Mavericks, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. Tickets are $25. All ages show. 356-1110.

UPCOMING CONCERTS

LUCERO May 23, Café Eleven PILI PILI May 24, Nippers Beach Grille GYPSIES GINGER May 24 & 31, Poe’s Tavern EDGAR WINTER BAND May 24, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ROD PICOTT, AMANDA SHIRES May 24, European Street San Marco JACKSONVILLE JAZZ FESTIVAL: SONNY ROLLINS, CHICK COREA, STANLEY CLARKE, LENNY WHITE TRIO, PATTI AUSTIN, JACKSONVILLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA May 24-27, Downtown Jacksonville SON OF A BAND MAN, MAN ON EARTH, JACOB JEFFRIES BAND, HOMELESS HILL May 25, Jack Rabbits KURT LANHAM May 25, Poe’s Tavern ROCCO BLU May 25, Mojo No. 4 42 (COLDPLAY TRIBUTE) May 25, The Markets at St. Johns Town Center CUPID’S ALLEY May 25, Cliff’s Bar & Grill HELLO DANGER May 25, Freebird Live BREAD AND BUTTER May 25 & 26, The Brick CHUCK NASH May 25 & 26, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub SHO’ NUF May 26, Cliff’s Bar & Grill BE EASY May 26, Poe’s Tavern CANA, FOOT SERVANTS, ERIC BOWDEN May 26, Riverside Arts Market THE JOHN EARLE BAND May 26, Mojo No. 4 ONE, SONS NOT BEGGARS May 26, Freebird Live LARRY LAMIERRE, CHILLULA, DARKHORSE SALOON May 26, Nippers Beach Grille NEW KINGSTON May 26, Jack Rabbits ATLAS, CROOKED LOOK, INSIDE THE TARGET CAR May 26, Burro Bar 9TH WONDER, PHONTE May 26, 1904 Bar COLBIE CAILLAT, GAVIN DEGRAW May 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre KEVIN SKI, JIMMY & OWB May 27, Nippers Beach Grille BREATHE CAROLINA, WALLPAPER, NEON HITCH May 28, Freebird Live 418 BAND May 28, Nippers Beach Grille BLACK COBRA, GAZA, DETHLEHEM May 30, Burro Bar YOU’LL LIVE, BETTERMENT, GIRAFFRICA, SOCIAL SCIENCE, FOUR LETTER WORD May 30, Nobby’s JOHN BROWN’S BODY May 30, Jack Rabbits WHO RESCUED WHO May 30, Nippers Beach Grille DE LIONS OF JAH May 31, Nippers Beach Grille BARRY GREENE May 31, European Street Café San Marco KINGS OF HELL CD Release Party with WES COBB May 31, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub FRAMING HANLEY June 1, Brewster’s Pit JOHN BRANDON PROJECT June 1 & 2, Freebird Live ORANGE AVENUE June 1, The Markets at St. Johns Town Center GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE June 1 & 2, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub NEVER ENDING STRUGGLE, T-DUB, SONNY REASON, ACE JOHNSON June 2, The Phoenix Taproom RIVER CITY EXTENSION June 4, Café Eleven CELERITAS, MILO June 5, Burro Bar LARRY MANGUM, MIKE SHACKELFORD, JAMIE DEFRATES June 6, European Street Café Southside TODAY THE MOON, TOMORROW THE SUN June 6, Burro Bar JB SCOTT’S SWINGIN’ ALLSTARS June 7, European Street Café San Marco ZZ TOP, 3 DOORS DOWN, GRETCHEN WILSON June 8, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DAVE MATTHEWS TRIBUTE BAND June 8, The Markets at St. Johns Town Center SMILE EMPTY SOUL, THE VEER UNION June 9, Brewster’s Pit SOMETHING DISTANT June 9, Freebird Live TREVOR HALL June 13, Freebird Live LOST IN THE TREES, DAYTONA June 14, Underbelly STEPHEN SIMMONS June 14, European Street Café San Marco THE FAMILY STONE June 15, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall FIREWATER TENT REVIVAL June 15, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub ROD MacDONALD June 16, European Street Café Southside TOMMY ROE June 17, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall SHATTERMAT, XGEEZER, SONS OF YOUNG June 17, Burro Bar JACKYL June 17, Brewster’s Pit BOUNCING SOULS, MEZINGERS, LUTHER June 18, Freebird Live ANDERS OSBORNE June 19, Freebird Live THE VOODOO FIX June 21, Brewster’s Pit

LITTLE FEAT July 31, The Florida Theatre POWERBALL, THE PINZ, SHATTERMAT Aug. 4, Burro Bar AARON NEVILLE Aug. 7, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THE GRASCALS Aug. 23, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall TAMMERLIN Aug. 25, European Street CafÊ Southside SUBLIME WITH ROME Aug. 30, St. Augustine Amphitheatre TRAIN, MAT KEARNEY Sept. 6, St. Augustine Amphitheatre BUILT TO SPILL, HELVETIA, SISTER CRAYON Sept. 9, Jack Rabbits IAN ANDERSON (of Jethro Tull) Sept. 21, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DARRYL WORLEY, DAVID LEE MURPHY, BO BICE Sept. 22, Thrasher-Horne Center KEIKO MATSUI Sept. 28, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THE WOBBLY TOMS Oct. 19, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub ARTURO SANDOVAL Oct. 26, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall EDDIE VEDDER Nov. 24 & 25, T-U Center

• CLUBS • AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH

The Lincolnville Spring Music Fair is held on May 20 from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and features arts and crafts, food and live music by Willie Green (pictured), Aslyn and the Naysayers, The Geezers, Collapsible B and the Blue Smoke band at Lincolnville Farmers Market, 399 Riberia St., St. Augustine. lincolnvillefarmersmarket.com

BEN PRESTAGE June 21 & 22, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub LONG MILES June 22, 1904 Bar RAILROAD EARTH June 24, Freebird Live JEREMY AKIN June 25, Burro Bar TECH N9NE, MACHINE GUN KELLY June 28, Plush IVARDENSPHERE June 28, Brewster’s Pit RINGO STARR & HIS ALL STARR BAND June 29, St. Augustine Amphitheatre COREY SMITH June 29, Mavericks CHROMA July 6, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub POTLUCK, KUNG FU VAMPIRE July 6, Brewster’s Pit

DANIEL LEVI GOANS July 8, Burro Bar THOSE DARLINS July 8, Jack Rabbits ABK, DJ CLAY July 13, Brewster’s Pit 311, SLIGHTLY STOOPID, THE AGGROLITES July 18, St. Augustine Amphitheatre BADFISH (SUBLIME TRIBUTE) July 21, Freebird Live THE DUKES OF SEPTEMBER RHYTHM REVUE (DONALD FAGEN, MICHAEL McDONALD, BOZ SCAGGS) July 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre YES, PROCOL HARUM July 28, St. Augustine Amphitheatre KINGS OF HELL July 28, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub

BEECH STREET GRILL, 801 Beech, 277-3662 John Springer every Fri. & Sat., every other Thur. Barry Randolph every Sun. CAFE KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269 Live music in the courtyard at 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., at 5 p.m. every Sun. DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Whetherman at 9 p.m. on May 17. Scholars Word on May 18.

Tent City on May 19. DJs J.G. World & Jim spin actual vinyl at 8 p.m. every Tue. for Working Class Stiffs GENNARO’S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., 491-1999 Live jazz from 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. Third St., 321-2324 Dan Voll from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Live music every weekend O’KANE’S IRISH PUB, 318 Centre St., 261-1000 Dan Voll at 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Turner London Band at 8:30 p.m. every Thur., Fri. & Sat. THE PALACE SALOON & SHEFFIELD’S, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 BSP Unplugged every Tue. & Sun. Wes Cobb every Wed. DJ Heavy Hess, Hupp & Rob every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. DJ Miguel Alvarez in Sheffield’s every Fri. DJ Heavy Hess every Sat. Cason every Mon. PLAE, 80 Amelia Circle, Amelia Island Plantation, 277-2132 Gary Ross from 7-11 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 Live music every night THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Live music Tue.-Sun. DJ Roc at 5 p.m. every Wed.

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

AJ’S BAR & GRILLE, 10244 Atlantic Blvd., 805-9060 DJ Sheryl every Thur., Fri. & Sat. DJ Mike every Tue. & Wed. Karaoke every Thur.

MVP’S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. PLUSH, RAIN, LAVA, 845 University Blvd. N., 745-1845 DJ Massive spins top 40 in Rain every Wed., DJs spin Latin every Fri. STARBUCKS, 9301 Atlantic Blvd., 724-4554 Open mic with Starbucks Trio from 8-11 p.m. every other Fri. TONINO’S TRATTORIA, 7001 Merrill Rd., 743-3848 Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams at 6 p.m. every Fri. Signature String Quartet every Sat. VIP LOUNGE, 7707 Arlington Expressway, 619-8198 Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Wed. & Fri. Reggae every Thur. A DJ spins Old School every Sat. A DJ spins every Sun.

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BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet every Wed. Goliath Flores and Sam Rodriguez every Thur. Bush Doctors every first Fri. & Sat. Live jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins vintage every Fri. DJs SuZiRok, LowKill & Mowgli spin for Chillwave Madness every Mon. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke with Dave Thrash every Wed. DJ 151 spins hip hop, R&B, old-school every Thur. DJ Catharsis spins lounge beats every first & fourth Sat. Patrick Evan & CoAlition Industry Sun. MOJO NO. 4, 3572 St, Johns Ave., 381-6670 The 77 D’s at 10 p.m. on May 18 MUDVILLE GRILLE, 1301 Monument Rd., 722-0008 Live music every Sun. from 2-6 p.m.

TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

THE COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Roy Luis spins new & vintage original house at 9 p.m. every Thur.

GATOR’S DOCKSIDE, 8650 Baymeadows Rd., 448-0500 Comfort Zone Band at 9 p.m. every Fri. MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Tue. & Wed. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636 DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri.

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) BEACHES TOWN CENTER COURTYARD, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 241-1026 Not Unheard from 7-10 p.m. on May 18 BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD, 120 S. Third St., 444-8862 Kurt

Lanham sings island music every Fri.-Sun. BIKINI BEACH LOUNGE, 2840 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 241-5454 In Whispers, Ghostwitch, The Holidazed, Pronounced (Skynyrd tribute) and Friends of Blake at 1 p.m. on May 19 BILLY’S BOATHOUSE GRILL, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Kurt Lanham from 5:30-9:30 p.m. on May 16. David Pooler from 5:30-9:30 p.m. on May 17. Green Tea Logic from 6-10 p.m. on May 18. Dune Dogs from 5:30-9:30 p.m. on May 19.

Incognito from noon-4 p.m., Slickwater from 4:45-8:45 p.m. on May 20 BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ IBay every Tue., Fri. & Sat. DJ Ginsu every Wed. DJ Jade every Thur.

Charlie Walker every Sun. CRAB CAKE FACTORY, 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza, 247-9880 Live jazz with Pierre & Co. every Wed. CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Live music every weekend DICK’S WINGS, 311 N. Third St., Ste. 107, 853-5004 Big Jeff at 8 p.m. every Thur. Live music at 9 p.m. every Sat. EL POTRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1553 Third St. N., 241-6910 Wilfredo Lopez every Wed. & Sat. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur.

FIONN MacCOOL’S, 333 N. First St., 242-9499 Live music every weekend FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Spade McQuade & the Allstars at 9 p.m. on May 18 & 19. Songwriters Nite every Tues. Ryan Campbell every Wed. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Charlie Walker every Mon. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Adrenaline Mob, Kill Devil Hill and A New Decree on May 18. Kymystry and Skytrain at 8 p.m. on May 19. Julian Marley & the Uprising, Tribal Seeds and Through the Roots on May 20 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Brian Rogers on May 16. Jimmy Solari on May 17.

Tim O’Shea on May 18. Brady Reich on May 19. Live music every Thur.-Sat. LILLIE’S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Live music every Fri. & Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Bread & Butter at 10 p.m. on May 18 & 19. Split Tone at 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Grandpa’s Cough Medicine every Wed. Ryan Campbell every Thur. Wits End every Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 270-0801 Live music at 3 p.m. every Sun. Open mic at 5 p.m. every Wed. DJ Jason hosts Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 Red Beard and Stinky E on May 16. Wits End on May 17. De Lions of Jah on May 18. Paul Lundgren on May 19. Hoffman’s Voodoo on May 20. Ivey Brothers on May 23. Live music every Wed.-Sun. MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 Neil Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Gypsies Ginger at 6 p.m. every Wed. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur.

MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 418 Band from 6-10 p.m. on May 17. Be Easy from 6-10 p.m., Greenhouse Lounge from 10 p.m.-2 a.m. on May 18. Rebecca Day from 2-6 p.m., Rhythm Cure Band from 6-10 p.m. on May 19. Domenic from noon-4 p.m., Mango Fever from 4-8 p.m. on May 20. Southern Wine Club on May 22. Reggae on the deck every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sun. Live music every third Wed. NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Live music every weekend THE PIER RESTAURANT, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 Darren Corlew and Johnny Flood at 7 p.m. every Thur. DJ Infader every Fri. Nate Holley every Sat. POE’S TAVERN, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7637 Gypsies Ginger at 9 p.m. on May 17, at 10 p.m. on May 18. Be Easy at 10 p.m. on May 19 RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Billy Bowers from 7-11 p.m. on May 16. Boogie Freaks at 8 p.m. on May 18 RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Jason & Tony on May 16. Chuck Nash on May 17. Cloud 9 on May 18 & 19. Grandpa’s Cough Medicine on May 20. Live music every Tue.-Sun. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

DOWNTOWN

1904, 19 Ocean St., 356-0213 Stacy Osario spins on May 18.

The Garage on May 19 BURRO BAR, 228 E. Forsyth St., 353-4692 Appalachian

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Death Trap and Pawn Takes King at 8 p.m. on May 18. DJ Tin Man spins reggae & dub every Tue. DJ SuZi-Rok spins every Thur. $Big Bucks DJ Crew$ every Sat. Bert No Shirt & Uncle Jesse every Sun. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Jazz at 11 a.m., Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. FIONN MacCOOL’S, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 176, 374-1247 Live music every weekend THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 Jay Garrett Band from 8 p.m.-1 a.m. on May 18.

Sugar Bear from 8 p.m.-1 a.m. on May 19. The George Aspinall Band from 2-6 p.m. on May 20 MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., 356-1110 Hunter Hayes at 7 p.m. on May 18. Uncle Kracker, Ty Stone and Sonia Leigh at 6 p.m. on May 19.

Flogging Molly, Devil Makes Three and Brother of Brazil on May 21. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. THE PHOENIX TAPROOM, 325 W. Forsyth St., 799-7123 The Koffin Kats at 8 p.m. on May 16. Pawn Takes King, The Caution Children and Tape Deck Revolution at 8 p.m. on May 21 POPPY LOVE SMOKE, 112 E. Adams St., 354-1988 DJs Al Pete & Gene Dot spin for The Glossary at 10 p.m. every Sat. SECRETS WINE BAR, 521 W. Forsyth St., 356-0501 Kia Nicole, Chris Williams and Vintage Soul at 8 p.m. on May 19 ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Alex Hayward on May 17. State of Mind on May 18. Mike Lyons on May 19. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on May 16. DJ Marce Marc on May 17. C4X at 9:30 p.m. on May 18 & 19. Reggie at 4 p.m. on May 20. Deck music at 5 p.m. every Fri. & Sat.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Sid

Wilson, G3, Rock and Roll Chrome, Adosa Presha, Legit, Lethal Skripturez and Tree of Life at 7 p.m. on May 18. Big Boi Money Makers at 8 p.m. on May 19. From The Embrace, Silence The Doubtful, Society’s Plague, Just Like Gentlemen, Diamond and City of Seba at 7 p.m. on May 20. Major League and Far From Proper at 6 p.m. on May 21 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Five

By Seven at 9 p.m. on May 18 and 19. Karaoke every Thur. & Sun. Live music every Tue. & Wed. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Live music every Fri.

JULINGTON CREEK, NW ST. JOHNS

HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE, 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 683-1964 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN

AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 The Monster Fool from 7-11 p.m. on May 18 & 25. Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry & John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff every Fri. & Sat. THE NEW ORLEANS CAFE, 12760 San Jose Blvd., 880-5155 Live music at 6 p.m. Tue. & Wed., Fri.-Sun. Open mic with Biker Bob at 7:30 p.m. every Thur. Reggae with Les B. Fine at 1 p.m. every Sat. & Sun. Creekside Songwriters Showcase at 7 p.m. last Wed. every month RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. SUNBURST STUDIOS, 12641 San Jose Blvd., 485-0946 Open mic with My Friendz Band at 8:30 p.m. every Mon. Karaoke at 8:30 p.m. with DJ Tom Turner every Tue.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Live music every Thur.-Sat. DJ Jason every Tue. DJ Israel every Wed. Buck Smith Project every Mon.

Country artist Uncle Kracker (pictured) plays with Sonia Leigh and Ty Stone on May 19 at 6 p.m. at Mavericks, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. The former Kid Rock sideman has cracked the charts with tunes “Follow Me” and “Smile.” Tickets for ages 18-20 are $12.50; $20 for 21 and older. 356-1110.

997-9850 Harry & Sally from 7-9 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke from 7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Bryan Ripper on May 16. Clayton Bush on May 17.

Billy Buchanan on May 18. John Austill on May 19. Live music every Wed.-Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Paul Haftel on May 16. Wits End on May 18. Open mic on May 20 SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Pkwy.

N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music from 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur. and 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 The Randall Hall Band for Alive After Five on May 18. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Shotgun Redd on May 18 & 25. Little Green Men on May 19.

Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Wed.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

NYC metal supergroup Adrenaline Mob (pictured) plays with Kill Devil Hill and A New Decree on May 18 at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. The band features members of Symphony X and Dream Theater. Tickets are $15. 246-4273.

PALATKA

DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 David Michael Angleton at 6 p.m. on May 17. Local talent every Wed. Karaoke every Thur. Country music showcase every Fri. Blues jam every Sun.

PONTE VEDRA

ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 820 A1A N., Ste. E-18, 834-2492 Domenic Patruno on May 16. Tim O’Shea on May 17. Brady Reich on May 18. Evan Paluszynski on May 19. Live music every Wed.-Sat. LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 285-0139 The Monster Fool from 6-10 p.m. on May 19 & 26.

Billy Bowers from 7-11 p.m. on May 18. Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Tony Novelly from 6-10 p.m. every Mon. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

ALPHADOG GRILL, 2782 Park St., 374-8715 Karaoke every Sat. & Mon. FLA RIDERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB, 243 S. Edgewood Ave. DJ DreOne spins every Wed. for open mic nite HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Nameless Guardian, Palm Trees & Power Lines, The Greenhouse Effect and Jenni Reid at 7:30 p.m. on May 19 PIZZA PALACE, 920 Margaret St., 598-1212 Jennifer Chase at 6:30 p.m. every Fri. YESTERDAYS SOCIAL CLUB, 3638 Park St., 387-0502 Rotating DJs spin for Pro Bono electronic music party from 7 p.m.-2 a.m. every Sun.

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Deron Baker on May 17. Jimi Ray on May 18 & 19. Brent Byrd on May 20 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Open mic on May 15. St. Augustine Songwriters Guild at 6:30 p.m. on May 16. Rusty Bluegrass at 8:30 p.m. on May 18. Folkin Up the 80s at 8:30 p.m. on May 19. Colton McKenna at 2 p.m. on May 20 BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE, 48 Spanish St., 547-2023 Live music Fri. & Sat. THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on May 18 CAFE ELEVEN, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 Lucero on May 23

CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on May 18. Kenny & Tony at 2 p.m., Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg at 7 p.m. on May 19.

Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on May 20 CREEKSIDE DINERY, 160 Nix Boatyard Rd., 829-6113 Jim Carpenter at 6 p.m. on May 16. Driftwoods Duo on May 17.

Ron Perry Connection on May 18. The Impediments on May 19.

Scott Sweet on May 20. OuttaSight on May 22 CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. Ty Cowell at 5:30 p.m. every Sun. HARRY’S, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Live music every Fri. JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Ty Cowell from 6-9 p.m. every Thur.

KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler from noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at 11 a.m. every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Don David Trio on May 18 & 19. John Winters on May 20. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex are in for Karaoke every Mon. SIRENS, 113 Anastasia Blvd., 460-2641 Live music every Fri. DJs spin every Sat. Live music from 3-6 p.m. every Biker Sunday SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE, 21 Hypolita St., 819-5637 Live music every Fri.-Sun. THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Spanky at 9 p.m. on May 18 & 19. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur.

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Beer house rock every Wed. Live music every Thur. Will Hurley every Fri. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120,

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Dot Wilder and Peggie Black at 8 p.m. on May 17.

Jazz every second Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. American Top 40 every Fri. Salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Allen Stone, Sugar & The Hi Lows and ZZ Ward at 8 p.m. on May 15.

Adam Sams, Danny Brewer and Corey Kilgannon on May 17.

Moon Hooch, Tropic of Cancer and Jenni Reid at 8 p.m. on May 20. Son of a Bad Man on May 25 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur.

PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square with MVP Band & Special Formula at 8 p.m.; DJ Dr. Doom at 10:30 p.m. every Mon. DJs Wes Reed & Josh Kemp spin underground dance at 9 p.m. every Wed. DJ Hal spins for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Thur. Mitch Kuhman & Friends of Blake at 6 p.m. every other Fri. DJs Rogue and Mickey Shadow spin every Factory Sat.

SOUTHSIDE

BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic with The Foxes from 7-11 p.m. every Tue. & with George every Thur. Live music every Fri. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 399-1740 Grant Peeples & the Republik CD release party at 8 p.m. on May 19 LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 DJ Jeff Bell at 7 p.m. on May 15 & 22. Paul Ivey at 6 p.m., DJ 007 Vic Jones at 8:30 p.m. on May 17. CNergy at 8:30 p.m., DJ Jeff Bell at 10:30 p.m. on May 18. The Raydio Band at 8:30 p.m., VJ Ginsu at 11:30 p.m. on May 19

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BLUE DINER CAFE, 5868 Norwood Ave., 766-7774 Jazz from 7-9 p.m. every first Thur.

BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, 647-7798 Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. Open mic every Wed. DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Live music every Wed.-Sun. FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. SKYLINE SPORTSBAR, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Will Pearsall at 7 p.m. on May 18. Lauren Fincham at 7 p.m. on May 19. Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on May 20 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music every Sat. To get your band listed here, send all the vitals — band name, time, date, location of venue, with street address, city, admission price and contact number — to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com. The deadline is 4 p.m. Tues. for the next week’s issue.

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Park Life: The current MOCA exhibit features works by ’70s artists including photorealist painter Robert Bechtle (pictured, “Kona Kai,” oil on canvas, 1967).

Technicolor Dreams

The latest exhibit at MOCA explores the “Me Decade” from photorealism to cult films Events for “ReFocus: Art of the 1970s” include: The lecture “Picture This: The Art of Photorealism” is on Thur., May 17 at 7 p.m. with MOCA Director Marcelle Polednik The film “!Women Art Revolution” screens on Thur., June 21 at 7 p.m.

The film “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” screens on Sat., July 28 at 8 p.m. and midnight The film “Running Fence” screens on Thur., Aug. 16 at 7 p.m.

Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville, 333 N. Laura St., downtown The exhibit runs through Aug. 26 Admission is free for all events 366-6911

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hhhh, the ’70s — the decade when free love morphed into herpes simplex, when every young American seemingly had a coke spoon around their necks and a bottom drawer full of 8mm art porn films, when Barry Gibb’s hair was lush and plentiful.

It was also the first time America recognized its looming energy crisis, suffered the fallout of jungle warfare and realized that the Civil Rights Movement was the beginning — not the end — of a long struggle.

And it was all reflected in the visual art, music and filmmaking of the time. The Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville investigates the notorious decade with several new exhibits, lectures, even a screening of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.” A bit odd, but not totally out of character, as the museum hosts “ReFocus: Art of the 1970s” as part of an ongoing series covering each decade from the ’60s into the ’80s and beyond.

Folio Weekly recently spoke to curator Ben Thompson about art, meaning and the cultural impact of era.

Folio Weekly: What spurred this focus on individual decades?

Ben Thompson: We sort of went back to the core of what is the mission of the institution.

Our mission begins in 1960 — we focus on 1960 to the present — so we wanted to revisit the three decades right at the core of our mission. So we started off in January with 60’69. The exhibition that we are [beginning] is 1970-’79. Then in the fall, we’ll enter the 1980s.

For us, those really were pivotal decades for contemporary art.

F.W.: What is it about the movements of the early 20th century, and the ’50s and ’60s in particular, that inspired the photorealist painters of the ’70s?

B.T.: I think that many of [those] works were laying the foundation for works that came later, or opening new doors. In terms of photorealism — painting that is trying to emulate, as closely as possible, photography — much of photorealism came about because of camera technology. Consumers were gaining access to small, hand-held cameras that we could take snapshots with, so snapshots were becoming first material, feeding back into painting. And then they would work even further, connecting back to early paintings, in which the paintings would be gridded out, painted meticulously, square-by-square, in this grid, to maintain proportion and scale.

F.W.: Who are some of the artists represented in the photorealist portion of the exhibit?

B.T.: Robert Bechtle. There’s a great painting that’s on loan from Gibbes Museum of Art in South Carolina. Richard Estes’ car reflections.

There’s Robert Cottingham, Mel Ramos. Many of the artists that were working in that style.

For me, what encapsulates the ’70s starts in the ’60s. Artists were really pushing the envelope. One of the biggest developments to come out of the period is performance work. The body is art. The experience is art. It became less about the object and more about the idea or the concept.

F.W.: What is the most powerful aspect of ’70s art?

B.T.: There was a lot happening. The gay rights movement, feminism in full force, the Civil Rights movement — all reverberations that were still being felt in the ’70s. Economically, it was a dark time. The oil situation — the inner cities were bleak and dismal and crime-ridden.

Many of the environments that these artists were existing in were really difficult. The artists at that time felt as if they didn’t have anything to lose. No boundaries.

F.W.: So what’s up with “The Rocky Horror Picture Show?” You know, in a museum and all …

B.T.: We wanted to involve some of the popular culture of the times, too. We have plenty of educational programming, but we also wanted it to be fun.

John E. Citrone themail@folioweekly.com

Teenage Riot: Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre stages “After Ashley” on May 18 and 19 at 8 p.m. and on May 20 at 2 p.m. at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. Gina Gionfriddo’s dark comedy is the story of Justin (pictured, Pablo J. Milla, with Larry Walshaw as “Alden”), an adolescent boy navigating the joys and terrors of growing up. Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, military and students. 249-7177.

PERFORMANCE TALL TELLERS OF ST. AUGUSTINE This storytelling troupe presents “The Lady Was a Spy,” featuring the stories of four historic women embroiled in acts of espionage from the Civil War era to the Cold War up to present day, at 7:30 p.m. on May 16 at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Admission is $10. 829-8711, (386) 446-4909.

PIERCING THE DARKNESS The Limelight Theatre presents Lee Weaver in his original one-man play about the history of the St. Augustine Lighthouse, portraying three lighthouse keepers, at 7:30 p.m. on May 15 and 18 and at 2 p.m. on May 20 at 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $20. 825-1164.

AFTER ASHLEY ABET presents Gina Gionfriddo’s dark comedy about an adolescent boy navigating the joys and terrors of growing up at 8 p.m. on May 18 and 19 and at 2 p.m. on May 20 at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, military and students. 249-7177.

TALKING HEADS Players by the Sea stages Alan Bennett’s dramatic sketches, profiling a group of extraordinary women, at 8 p.m. on May 18 and 19 and at 2 p.m. on May 20 at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20; $17 for seniors, military and students. The play is also staged on May 24, 25 and 26. 249-0289.

BUDDY - THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY The Tony-winning musical, chronicling the pioneering rock-and-roll legend, is staged at 8 p.m. May 15-21, at 1:15 p.m. on May 19 and at 2 p.m. on May 20 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $42-$49. The show runs through June 3. 641-1212.

MAD COWFORD IMPROV This local comedy troupe performs at 7:30 p.m. on May 19 at Fernandina Little Theatre, 1014 Beech St., Fernandina Beach. Admission is $6. 206-2607.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS FW ART SHOW SEEKS SUBMISSIONS The Folio Weekly Invitational Artist Exhibit seeks submissions of original works of art (paintings, photographs, works on paper, sculptures, mixed media) from May 21-June 10. Submit no more than three (3) pieces. Works are not to exceed 6’ tall x 4’ wide. Signed, hard copies or in-person deliveries will not be accepted. Digital images of the completed work of art, with artist information (email/mail/phone, along with title/ dimensions/media/date for each piece), must be submitted to submissions@folioweekly.com. The show is held Aug. 24-Dec. 2 at Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens. 260-9770 ext. 128.

JAX JAZZ COMPETITION SEEKS PIANISTS The Jacksonville Jazz Piano Competition accepts CD submissions for possible inclusion in this year’s competition, to be held on May 24 at The Florida Theatre. For details and guidelines, visit jaxjazzfest.com AUDITIONS FOR COMEDY Limelight Theatre auditions for the comedy “Lend Me a Tenor” at 6 p.m. on June 3 at 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Cast calls for four female (ages 20s-60s) and male (20s-60s) roles. Prepare a one-minute comedic monologue and a cold reading. 825-1164.

THEATRE SEEKS INSTRUCTORS Limelight Theatre seeks children, teen and adult dance instructors, vocal coaches, yoga instructors, aerobics instructors and acting coaches to fill its education calendar for summer and fall. For details, call 825-1164, ext. 16.

THEATRICAL ARTS Classes in theatrical performance, including song and dance, are held Mon.-Fri. at The Performers Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Fees vary. 322-7672. theperformersacademy.com DANCE CLASSES The Dance Shack offers classes in several styles for all ages and skill levels every Mon.-Fri. at 3837

Southside Blvd., Jacksonville. 527-8694. thedanceshack.com MURRAY HILL ART CLASSES The Murray Hill Art Center offers six-week art classes for adults and children and is located at 4327 Kerle St., Jacksonville. Adult classes are $80; $50 for kids’ classes. 677-2787. artsjax.org DRAMATIC ARTS AT BEACHES Players by the Sea offers classes and workshops in theatrical performance for all ages and skill levels Mon.-Fri. at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. Fees vary. 249-0289.

CLASSICAL & JAZZ BACH, BEETHOVEN AND BRAHMS Violinist Anne Akiko Myers, cellists Andres Diaz and Christopher Rex and pianist Wendy Chen perform at 7:30 p.m. on May 17 at Amelia Plantation Chapel, 36 Bowman Road, Fernandina Beach.

Tickets are $40. 261-1779. aicmf.com REBECCA ZAPEN AND FRIENDS Local fave violinist-vocalist Zapen performs at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. on May 18 at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584.

CHOPIN IN PARIS The Amelia Island Chamber Music Festival presents pianist Natasha Paremski, violinists Catherine Cosbey and Philip Pan, cellists Andres Diaz and Christopher Rex and bassist John Wieland at 7 p.m. on May 18 at St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 801 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $50. 261-1779. aicmf.com SACO 50-YEAR ANNIVERSARY CONCERT The St. Augustine Community Orchestra presents its 50th anniversary concert, featuring the debut of Bob Moore’s original composition “Aurelia,” along with works by Beethoven, Stravinsky and Saint-Saens, at 8 p.m. on May 18 at The Lightner Museum, 25 Granada St., St. Augustine. An encore concert is held at 3 p.m. on May 20 at Ponte Vedra United Methodist Church, 76 S. Roscoe Blvd., Ponte Vedra. Admission for each concert is $10. 825-1766. staugustineorchestra.org CLASSICAL YOUTH SHOWCASE Young musicians from the Robert McDuffie Center for Strings, cellist Christopher Rex and pianist Elizabeth Pridgen, are featured in concert at 11 a.m. on May 19 at Historic Nassau County Courthouse, 416 Centre St., Fernandina Beach. 261-1779. aicmf.com DEBUSSY AND SAINT-SAENS The Linden String Quartet (violinists Sarah McElravy and Catherine Cosbey, violist Ric Wong and cellist Felix Umansky) are joined by cellist Christopher Rex and pianist Will Ransom for this concert of works by Debussy and Saint-Saens at 7 p.m. on May 19 at St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 801 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach.

Tickets are $30. 261-1779. aicmf.com HANDEL’S MESSIAH Lakewood Presbyterian Church presents two performances of Part III of Handel’s “Messiah” at 8:30 and 11:30 a.m. on May 20 at 2001 University Blvd.

W., Jacksonville. 240-1262.

MUSIC AT UNITARIAN CHURCH Folk singer Grant Peeples plays at 10:45 a.m. on May 20 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133.

FLUTE AND PIANO Flautist Gia Sastre and pianist Katherine Roberts perform works by Bach, Schubert, Mouquet, Ibert, Debussy and Fauré at 2:30 p.m. on May 20 at the Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville.

630-2665.

HANDBELL AND ORGAN CONCERT This concert featuring three handbell choirs and organist Rodney Cleveland is presented at 3 p.m. on May 20 at Riverside Park United Methodist Church, 819 Park St., Jacksonville. 355-5491.

CLASSICAL IN RIVERSIDE Rick Hoffenberg directs the Marywood University Chamber Singers in a performance of works by composers, including Finzi, Copland and Verdi, at 3 p.m. on May 20 at Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691.

CHORUS CONCERT IN OLDEST CITY St. Augustine Community Chorus performs a concert featuring works by

Gabrielli, Wagner, Stravinsky and Bernstein at 3:30 p.m. on May 20 at Ancient City Baptist Church, 27 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. 794-5327.

JAZZ VESPERS St. Cyprian’s Episcopal Church holds candlelight Jazz Vespers at 5:30 p.m. on the third Sun. of each month, including May 20, at 37 Lovett St., St. Augustine.

829-8828.

BEER & G STRINGS I: MUSIC OF PASSION & FIRE The Linden String Quartet (violinists Sarah McElravy and Catherine Cosbey, violist Ric Wong and cellist Felix Umansky) are joined by cellist Christopher Rex and pianists Elizabeth Pridgen and Natasha Paremski in a performance of works by Liszt, Rachmaninoff, Prokofiev, Tchaikovsky and Ginestera at 7 p.m. on May 20 at The Palace Saloon, 117 Centre St., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $50. 261-1779. aicmf.com JAZZ ON THE SOUTHSIDE The Jazzland Café features live music every Thur. from 6-9 p.m. and every Fri. and Sat. at 8 p.m. at 1324 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 249-1009.

JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callendar and guitarist Taylor Roberts are featured at 7 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., Jacksonville. 388-9551.

JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio plays at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville.

262-0006.

JAZZ AT GENNARO’S Live jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at Gennaro’s Ristorante Italiano, 5472 First Coast Highway, Fernandina Beach. 491-1999.

JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Zac Chester performs at 6 p.m. on May 15 and 16 at Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie, 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502.

ART WALKS & FESTIVALS NORTH BEACHES ART WALK Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, from 5-9 p.m., on May 17 and every third Thur. of each month at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222.

NORTH BEACH ARTS MARKET This market features arts & crafts, produce, community services and kids’ activities from 3-7 p.m. every Sat. at North Beach Park, 3721 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach (where the wooden walkover crosses A1A).

For more information and to rent booths, call 910-8386.

MID-WEEK MARKET Arts & crafts, local produce and live music are featured every Wed. from 3-6 p.m. at Bull Memorial Park, corner of East Coast Drive and Seventh Street, Atlantic Beach. 247-5800.

DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive. 353-1188.

RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The Arts Market is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

MUSEUMS AMELIA ISLAND MUSEUM OF HISTORY 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7378. The exhibit “The Election Collection” runs through June. The permanent collection includes artifacts from Nassau County’s Spanish Mission period.

BEACHES MUSEUM & HISTORY CENTER 413 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville Beach, 241-5657. The exhibit “Jean Ribault and the French in 16th Century Florida: Rare Engravings and Historic Maps from the Michael and Dr. Linda Fisher Collection,” is on display through June 9.

CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530. The exhibit “Philip and Mark Estlund: Born of the Sun” is on display through June 22. “Heavy Metal Parking Lot” and “Anvil: The Story of Anvil” are screened at 8 p.m on May 17.

CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. “Richard Chamberlain: The Year of the Sheep” is displayed through July 8. “Beyond Ukiyo-e: Japanese Woodblock Prints and their influence on Western Art” runs through Aug. 9. “50 Forward: New Additions to the Permanent Collection” is on display through Aug. 15.

JACKSONVILLE MARITIME HERITAGE CENTER 2 Independent Drive, Ste. 162, Jacksonville, 355-1101. The exhibit “Sails of Reformation,” featuring works by Barbara Fryefield, Meredith Fordham Hughes, Joanelle Mulrain and Deborah Reid, is on display through July. The museum’s permanent collection includes steamboats and various nautical-themed art.

KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Jacksonville, 356-2992. Mary Atwood’s “First Coast Reflections” is on display through June 29. The permanent collection includes rare manuscripts. Open Tue.-Fri., 10 a.m.3 p.m.; Sat. from 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. MOCA director Marcelle Polednik discusses “Picture This: The Art of Photorealism” at 7 p.m. on May 17. The exhibit “ReFocus: Art of the 1970s” is displayed through Aug. 26. Painter Carrie Ann Baade’s “Solar Midnight” is displayed through May 27.

The exhibit “Rainbow Artists,” featuring works by autistic children from MOCA’s Rainbow Artists program, is featured through May 27. “Project Atrium: Mark Licari” runs through July 8.

RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. The documentary “We Remember Raines” is screened at 6 p.m. on May 18. An exhibit celebrating local African-American athletes and sports figures, “More Than a Game: African-American Sports in Jacksonville, 1900-1975,” is currently on display. Admission is $8 for adults, $5 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES ANCHOR BOUTIQUE 210 Saint George Street, C2, St. Augustine, 808-7078. Heather Gabel is the featured artist for May. THE ART CENTER COOPERATIVE GALLERY 31 W. Adams St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. Beth Haizlip is the featured artist for May. THE ART CENTER PREMIERE GALLERY Bank of America Tower, 50 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. The group show “Toes and Hands” runs from May 17-June 28.

THE CULTURAL CENTER AT PONTE VEDRA BEACH 50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-0614. An exhibit of recent works by the Jacksonville Coalition for Visual Arts is on display through May 25.

EVERBANK PLAZA 501 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville An installation of work by 29 artists from the Northeast Florida Sculptors Group is featured from May 19-27.

FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. The gallery celebrates North Beaches Art Walk from 5-9 p.m. on May 17. The 10th Annual Sea Turtle show runs from May 16-June 18; the opening reception is held from 7-9 p.m. on May 18.

FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Road, Jacksonville.

535-7252. The exhibit “Floridians,” featuring recent works by Mark Creegan, Lily Kuonen, Rachel Rossin and The Church of Holy Colors, is on display through June 15.

J. JOHNSON GALLERY 177 Fourth Ave. N., Jacksonville Beach, 435-3200. The exhibit “Tripping the Line Fantastic,” featuring drawings by Tony Orrico and sculpture by Barbara Sorenson, is on display through June 8.

P.A.ST.A FINE ARTS GALLERY 214 Charlotte St., St. Augustine, 824-0251. Elio Beltran is the featured artist for May. SIMPLE GESTURES GALLERY 4 E. White St., St. Augustine, 827-9997. Eclectic works by Steve Marrazzo are featured.

SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 6 E. Bay St., Jacksonville, 553-6361.

David Montgomery and Tonsenia Yonn are the guest artists for May. SPACE:EIGHT GALLERY 228 W. King St., St. Augustine, 829-2838. Mitch O’Connell’s exhibit “Good Times” is displayed through May 30.

ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. The “Nature & Wildlife Exhibition” is on display through May 27.

ST. JOHNS CULTURAL COUNCIL 370 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine, 471-9980. “Music, Movement and Signs” is on display through May 22.

STUDIO 121 121 W. Forsyth St., Ste. 100, Jacksonville, 292-9303. Ceramicist Myra Schick is the featured artist for May. UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA GALLERY 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2534. The opening reception for “Passion to Abstraction – the Paintings of Dottie S. Dorion” is held from 5-8 p.m. on May 18. The exhibit is displayed through Aug. 3.

W.B. TATTER STUDIO GALLERY 76 A San Marco Ave., St. Augustine, 823-9263. The exhibit “Remembering Sue Burdan” is on display through May. Proceeds benefit the artist’s family and St. Johns County Horse Council.

For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com.

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FEEL LIKE VENTING,

ELUCIDATING, OR JUST

WEIGHING IN?

A Sound Life

Whether it’s an ancient hymnal or the avant-garde, composer Bob Moore knows the score

B Folio Weekly welcomes

Backpage Editorials on topics ranging from education, crime, mental illness and substance abuse to personal and political experiences of every stripe.

Submissions should be 1,200 to 1,400 length and topics of local interest words in length, take precendence.

Get your word out! Email your Backpage submissions to Editor Anne Schindler at themail@folioweekly.com

ob Moore has been passing notes again.

Which should be no surprise, considering his storied past. Only, the notes that Moore is scribbling happen to signify musical tones on staff paper. A longtime Northeast Florida resident, Moore has published some 200 original compositions, won prestigious awards — including first prize in the Longfellow Chorus International Composers’ Competition — and has had his work featured on a halfdozen CD releases and premiered in places ranging from Argentina to Lincoln Center.

Aside from his prolific work as a composer, Moore (bobmooremusic.com) is adept at playing instruments, including trumpet and piano, and has passing skills on bassoon, euphonium and guitar. A native of Charleston, S.C., Moore graduated from Wolfson High School in 1980 and after a stint in the Army, eventually studied composition at Jacksonville University, University of South Carolina and University of Florida. After two decades as the director of liturgical music at San Jose Catholic Church, a position he also held at the Cathedral-Basilica of St. Augustine and Amelia Island Chorale, Moore is currently the music director at St. Patrick’s Episcopal Church.

Yet for all of his academic and devotional activities, Moore is also a fan of experimental music and classical avant-garde, citing

Composer Bob Moore (lower left) and percussionist Tony Steve have performed at sold-out concerts, providing a live soundtrack to silent film classics, including 1922’s “Nosferatu.”

soundtrack to silent movies (silent-treatmentfilms.com) from the earliest days of cinema.

Most recently, the St. Augustine Community Orchestra commissioned Moore to write a piece for its upcoming 50th anniversary concerts.

The composer-conductor created “Aurelia,” a work written for a smaller orchestra which Moore will also be conducting during its debut performance. The program also includes works

by Beethoven, Stravinsky and Saint-Saëns. Folio Weekly recently fired off a few email questions to the ever-busy local composer.

Folio Weekly: Tell us about the piece “Aurelia.”

Bob Moore: “Aurelia” is the Latin word for “golden,” which ties in nicely with the occasion of SACO’s 50th anniversary. … [It’s] what you might call a concert overture — an independent, one-movement piece that could

I feel very fortunate to have had so much success writing sacred music, and I’ve tried to write music in that genre that is just a little different than the tried-and-true, run-of-the-mill stuff you might hear on any given Sunday. influences as diverse as J.S. Bach, Duke Ellington and Frank Zappa. In the past two years, Moore and JU percussion professor Tony Steve have presented a series of sell-out concerts in which the pair provides a live

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serve as a concert opener … The program for this piece is really just one of celebration and festivity — 50 years is a good run!

F.W.: Do you still discover corollaries in classical music that keep it exciting for you?

B.M.: What I find exciting about contemporary classical music is that it seems to have moved solidly toward a more audience-friendly aesthetic. Personally, I can spend a couple of hours with Schoenberg, but I am a little bent.

Classical music today can be nearly anything one imagines it to be. The truly frustrating thing is that it is nearly impossible for live audiences to hear the wonderful music that’s being composed right under the noses of the musical establishment … however, it seems that there is a strong “classical” music underground that is wrestling serious music from the traditional institutions … there is hope, I think.

F.W.: While you have been involved with devotional music for many years, you are also a fan of avant garde/experimental music.

What do you find appealing about the disparate styles?

B.M.: I feel very fortunate to have had so much success writing sacred music, and I’ve tried to write music in that genre that is just a little different than the tried-and-true, run-of-themill stuff you might hear on any given Sunday.

I think I embrace different styles because they are different and offer a different creative experience. Currently, I am developing a project with saxophonist Joe Yorio and Tony Steve in which these worlds are colliding.

Think Gregorian chant meets Ornette Coleman …

F.W.: Your local concerts with Tony Steve have been well-received. What do you find compelling about providing a “real time” soundtrack to silent films?

B.M.: Silent films are so far removed from our current modes of entertainment (“The Artist” notwithstanding) that I find them incredibly fresh and musically inspiring. It’s great fun to present them with music that is stylistically authentic, but composing original scores (like our work for “Nosferatu”) combines all the fun of composing and improvising with the added visual dimension. We’re working on expanding this project locally and beyond.

F.W.: How does one navigate the life of being a bona fide, “working” composer?

B.M.: There really is no one way to be a composer any more, if there ever was. I decided long ago that I had no interest in being a “professor,” which is the route a lot of composers chose. I’ve had some great opportunities since I decided to truly embrace this path, and that has convinced me that I made the right decision to become, if you will, a sole proprietor.

Dan Brown dbrown@folioweekly.com

The debut performance of the Bob Moore composition “Aurelia” is featured at the first of St. Augustine Community Orchestra’s 50th Birthday Celebration Concerts on Friday, May 18 at 8 p.m. at The Lightner Museum, 25 Granada St., St. Augustine. An encore concert is featured on Sunday, May 20 at Ponte Vedra United Methodist Church, 76 S. Roscoe Blvd., Ponte Vedra. Admission for each concert is $10.

825-1766. staugustineorchestra.org

Toni Busch The 26th annual Dancing in the Streets festival is held on May 19 from 11 a.m.-9 p.m. at Beaches Town Center, located by the ocean at the end of Atlantic Boulevard, in Atlantic and Neptune Beach. This daylong event features two stages of live music, a kids zone, art show and food and drink. 241-1026. beachestowncenter.com

EVENTS

POLITICS, BUSINESS, ACTIVISM

NEW COURTHOUSE PARKING MEETING Downtown Vision, JTA and Metropolitan Parking Solutions hold an overview meeting on the impact the new County Courthouse may have on downtown transportation and parking options, at 9 a.m. on May 17 at Olio, 301 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. For reservations, call 634-0303 ext. 224.

AIFBY CHAMBER WORKSHOP Amelia Island-Fernandina Beach-Yulee Chamber of Commerce offers “A Passion for Service” workshop from 8:30-11:30 a.m. and 1-4 p.m. on May 22 at Residence Inn Marriott, 2301 Sadler Road, Fernandina Beach. For reservations, call 261-3248. apassionforservice.com SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Ann Duggar of the Justice Coalition is the featured speaker at 11:30 a.m. on May 16 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559.

UNF SMALL BUSINESS CLASS The class International Trade: The Basics is held from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. on May 16 at Small Business Development Center at University of North Florida, 12000 Alumni Dr., Jacksonville. Cost is $25. Program Evaluation for Nonprofits is held from 9 a.m.-noon on May 18; cost is $40. Breakfast with the Experts is held from 8-10:30 a.m. on May 22. The $25 fee includes breakfast, roundtable discussions, a panel presentation on increasing profits and brief individual consultations. How to S-T-A-R-T-U-P Your Own Business is held from 9 a.m.-noon on May 22. Cost is $40 in advance or $50 day of workshop. 620-2476. sbdc.unf.edu JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on May 17 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-7306.

BOOKS & WRITING

JON JEFFERSON Forensic mystery author Jefferson talks about and signs copies of his new book, “The Inquisitor’s Key,” at 7 p.m. on May 17 at The BookMark, 200 First St., Neptune Beach. 241-9026.

YUKIA SMILEY Local author Smiley signs copies of her book, “Be Quiet Out Loud,” at 6 p.m. on May 16 and 17 at Heritage Christian Center, 7264 Normandy Village Parkway, Jacksonville. 388-7777.

SUE CHAMBLIN FREDERICK Frederick signs copies of her book, “The Unwilling Spy,” from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on May 19 at San Marco Bookstore, 1971 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville.

396-7597.

COMEDY

ARIES SPEARS Allstars at 8 p.m. on May 15 and 16. Aries Spears appears at 8 p.m. on May 17 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on May 18 and 19 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $20 and $25. 292-4242.

JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Danny Niblock and Gary Hartley appear at 8:30 p.m. on May 18 and 19 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $8 and $12.

461-8843.

SQUARE ONE STANDUP Moses West and Herman Nazworth host standup and spoken word at 9 p.m. every Tue. at Square One, 1974 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 306-9004.

UPCOMING

ONEJAX HUMANITARIAN AWARDS DINNER May 24,

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

RIVER RALLY POKER RUN The 11th annual Jax River Rally Charity Poker Run, where boaters navigate a 150-mile course on the St. Johns River, starts at 9:30 a.m. on May 19 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. The poker run party is held at 8 p.m. Proceeds benefit Camp Amigo, the children’s burn camp. 388-6637. jaxriverrallypokerrun.com with a Parade of Boats, live music and food and drink WILD AMELIA NATURE FESTIVAL The sixth annual festival, held May 18, 19 and 20 throughout Fernandina Beach, Ft. Clinch, Amelia Island and Ft. George, features Segway tours, kayak ecotours, sailing ecotours, a sea turtle release, photo workshops, kids’ activities, paddleboard tours, nature hikes, birding and bike ecotours. An EcoExpo is held at 9:30 a.m. on May 21 at Atlantic Recreation Center in Fernandina Beach.

Fees vary per event. 251-0016. wildamelia.com TOUR DE CURE This cycling fundraiser, held on May 19, features five routes including a 5-mile family fun ride along with 30, 50, 70 and 100-mile routes. Check-in is at 9 a.m. for fun ride; 6 a.m. for all other rides. All rides begin at EnglandThims & Miller, 14775 St. Augustine Road, Jacksonville.

Proceeds benefit American Diabetes Association. Registration is $25; fundraising minimum per rider is $150. 730-7200 ext.

3061. diabetes.org/tour LITTLE TALBOT BEACH WALK A ranger discusses the importance of undeveloped beach habitat, sea creatures and common shells found locally at 2 p.m. on May 19 at Little Talbot Island’s multi-use trail pavilion, south beach area, 12157 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville. No reservations are necessary and the program is free with regular park admission. 251-2320. floridastateparks.org BEACHES FINE ARTS SERIES RACES BFAS presents the first of three triathlons at 7 a.m. on May 19 at Mickler’s Landing, Ponte Vedra Beach. Each race features a .25 mile swim, 13-mile bike ride and 3.1-mile run. Registration fees start at $65. Packet Pickup Day is from 10 a.m.-7 p.m. on May 18 at Trek Bicycle Store, 1313 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Late packet pickup on race day is from 5:30-6:45 a.m. onsite. The next triathlons are held on June 9 and July 14. 247-6570. bfasracing.org LOW TIDE BIKE RIDE The ride is at 2:30 p.m. on May 19 at Anastasia State Park, 1340A A1A S., St. Augustine. The ride is free with paid park admission. 461-2035. floridastateparks.org JACKSONVILLE SUNS The local Southern League team plays the new Pensacola Blue Wahoos at 7:35 p.m. on May 17 at the Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Games continue at 7:05 p.m. on May 18, at 6:05 p.m. on May 19, 3:05 p.m. on May 20 and at 11:05 a.m. on May 21. Tickets range from $7.50-$22.50. 358-2846. jaxsuns.com SEA TURTLE FESTIVAL The Keepers of the Coast holds its sixth annual Festival from noon-5 p.m. on May 20 at Municipal Marina, 111 Avenida Menendez, St. Augustine. Kids’ activities, live music, food and drink, silent auction and info booths and activities promoting awareness of sea turtle protection and conservation are featured. keepersofthecoast.org CANDLELIGHT TOURS AT FT. CLINCH Ft. Clinch State Park offers candlelit tours after sundown every Fri. and Sat. night through Labor Day weekend at 2601 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Reservations are required. 277-7274.

floridastateparks.org/fortclinch LEARN TO ROW Jacksonville Rowing Club offers classes in sweep rowing at 9 a.m. every Sat. and Sun. No experience or equipment is necessary. Adult memberships and youth programs are available. 304-8500. jaxrow.org

KIDS

KIDS’ FEST The inaugural kids’ event is held from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. on May 19 at Mellow Mushroom, 1800 Town Center Blvd., Fleming Island. Balloon animals, Pinky the Clown, a coloring contest and a pizza-making station are featured.

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T. REX EXHIBIT AT MOSH The new traveling exhibit, A T. Rex Named Sue, from Chicago’s Field Museum, is now open at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. It features a cast skeleton of largest, most complete and best preserved Tyrannosaurus rex ever discovered: 42 feet long, 12 feet tall. 396-6674. themosh.org

COMMUNITY INTEREST

PAL ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION The Police Athletic League of Jacksonville celebrates its 40th anniversary at 6 p.m. on May 17 at 3450 Monument Road, Jacksonville. Tickets are $40. 854-6580. jaxpal.com

CLASSES & GROUPS

DIZZINESS SUPPORT GROUP This group, for those with Meniere’s disease, positional vertigo or any dizziness, gathers at 7 p.m. on May 22 at Mandarin Hearing & Balance Center, 12276 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 516, Jacksonville. 292-9777. doctorknox.com SPIRITUAL DISCUSSION Spiritual Wisdom on Conquering Fear is discussed at 7 p.m. on May 17 at Pablo Creek Library, 13295 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Meetup.com/JacksonvilleFlorida-Eckankar HERB SOCIETY The Jacksonville Herb Society meets from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on May 19 at Glynlea Grace United Methodist Church, 6429 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is free.

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NAMI SUPPORT GROUP National Alliance on Mental Illness meets from 7-8:30 p.m. every first and third Thur. each month at Ortega United Methodist Church, 4807 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 389-5556. ortegaumc.org NICOTINE ANONYMOUS (NIC-A) Want to quit smoking or using other forms of nicotine? Nic-A is free, and you don’t have to quit to attend the meetings, held at 6:30 p.m. every Wed. at Trinity Lutheran Church, 1415 S. McDuff Ave., Westside. 404-6044. nicotineanonymous.org Q-GROUP ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS This free, open discussion is held at 5:30 p.m. Mon.-Fri. at Quality Life Center, 11265 Alumni Way, Jacksonville. alcoholicanonymous.org NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem?

Maybe they can help. 358-6262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168.

DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE This support group meets from 6-7:30 p.m. every Tue. at Baptist Medical Center, 800 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. For more information, call 616-6264 or 294-5720.

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The eighth annual Festival of the Chariots and Ratha Yatra Parade, held on May 19 starting at 1 p.m. at SeaWalk Pavilion, oceanfront Jax Beach, features an Indian/ multicultural parade, traditional music and food. (352) 316-4560. chakra.org

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IMPERILED WATERS FORUM The St. Johns Riverkeeper, Silver Springs Alliance and Florida Springs Institute hold a forum to address current threats to Florida’s lakes and rivers, with an in-depth discussion about Adena Springs Ranch and the impact the large-scale cattle operation may have on Silver Springs. The forum begins at 6 p.m. on May 15 at Wyndham Riverwalk, 1515 Prudential Drive, downtown. 256-7591. stjohnsriverkeeper.org CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION OF SALLYE B. MATHIS A commemoration ceremony in honor of the 100th birthday of Sallye B. Mathis is held at 5:30 p.m. on May 15 at Jacksonville Urban League Office, 903 W. Union St., downtown. Matthew Gilbert High School alumni Frank Lyons, Deacon McRae and Alton Yates are the featured speakers. Events continue through May 19 in honor of Mathis (1912-’82), a civil rights activist, educator, businesswoman, member of the League of Women Voters and one of the first women and African-Americans elected to Jacksonville City Council. (718) 812-7433.

CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST TO SPEAK Freedom Rider J.T. Johnson discusses St. Augustine’s connections to the Civil Rights movement from 5-7 p.m. on May 18 at SSJ Stained Glass Studio, 2745 Industry Center Road, St. Augustine.

Work by stained glass artist Sister Diane Couture is featured in a gallery show. A silent auction is featured. Proceeds support Sisters of St. Joseph outreach ministries. 669-5388. ssjstainedglass.com RIDING INTO HISTORY The 13th annual Riding Into History is held on May 18 and 19 at World Golf Village, 500 South Legacy Trail, St. Augustine. Between 300 and 400 vintage motorcycles, the Concours d’Elegance charity ride, cycle celebrities and a Grand Marshal’s dinner are featured.

Proceeds benefit Wounded Warrior Project. Admission is $10 for Concours. Ticket prices vary for other events. 677-9760. ridingintohistory.org THIRD ON THIRD The Third Friday on Third Street presents FSCJ history professor Judy Peacock, discussing René Goulaine de Laudonnière and the Huguenots, at 6 p.m. on May 18 at Baker Hall, Amelia Island Museum of History, 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach. Admission is free for members, $10 suggested donation for non-members. 261-7378 ext. 102. ameliamuseum.org SPRING MUSIC FAIR The Lincolnville Spring Music Fair is held from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. on May 20 at Lincolnville Farmers Market, 399 Riberia St., St. Augustine. Arts and crafts, food and live music by Willie Green, Aslyn & the Naysayers, The Geezers, Collapsible B and the Blue Smoke band. lincolnvillefarmersmarket.com THIRD THURSDAY LECTURE SERIES Jim Alabiso, St. Johns River open-water distance swimmer, is the featured speaker at 7 p.m. on May 17 at Mandarin Community Club, 12447 Mandarin Road, Jacksonville. 268-0784. mandarinmuseum.net FORD & MUSTANG SHOW Dozens of Mustangs and other Ford vehicles are on display at the 10th annual Regional Ford & Mustang Show, held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on May 19 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent drive, downtown. jmcmustang.net CRAFT & IMPORT BEER FESTIVAL The fourth annual festival is held from 7-10 p.m. on May 19 at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $30; $45 for VIP (6 p.m. admission). Something Distant performs; a silent auction is also featured. Proceeds benefit local charities.

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BIKINI BEACH LOUNGE 30TH ANNIVERSARY The concert and car show kick off at 1 p.m. on May 19 at Bikini Beach Lounge, 2840 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach. Featured bands performing include In Whispers, Ghostwitch, The Holidazed, Pronounced (Lynyrd Skynyrd Tribute) and Friends Of Blake.

Advance tickets are $5; $8 day of show. 241-5454. facebook. com/jaxbikinibeach TASTE OF THE BEACH Area restaurants offer samples from their menus at the seventh annual Taste of the Beach from noon-6 p.m. on May 20 at the Pier & Pavilion, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Taste tickets are $1. Kenyon Dye performs. Proceeds benefit Betty Griffin House. 347-8007, 471-1686. thecivicassociation.org

COSMIC CONCERTS Laser shows include Laser Country at 7 and 9 p.m., Laser Spirit at 8 p.m. and Laser Mania at 10 p.m. on May 18 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org MUSIC BY THE SEA The free concert series continues with Soul Operation from 7-9 p.m. on May 16 at the Pier & Pavilion, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Each week, an area restaurant offers its fare. 347-8007. staugbchcivicassoc.com

Hyatt Regency U.S. MEN’S SOCCER VS. SCOTLAND May 26, EverBank Field BOBBY COLLINS June 1, Terry Theater, T-U Center 22ND ANNUAL FOODFIGHT June 7, Touchdown Club East, EverBank Field EDDIE GRIFFIN July 28, T-U Center’s Moran Theater

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AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH, YULEE

(In Fernandina Beach unless otherwise noted.)

THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences.

Award-winning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, fresh gelatos. Dine inside or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials.

Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT This contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a onethird-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas.

Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HALFTIME SPORTS BAR & GRILL F Sports bar fare includes onion rings, spring rolls, burgers, wraps and wings. Plenty of TVs show nearly every sport imaginable. BW. L & D, daily. 320 S. Eighth St. 321-0303. $ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood. Nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, with specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drivethru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection.

BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery, juice bar. Extensive menu features vegetarian, vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken, fresh organic produce. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 TJ Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR F Flavors of Peru and Latin America are in the dishes served in a modern

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atmosphere. Authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. L & D tue sat. 464073 S.R. 200, Ste. 2, Yulee. 310-9222. $$ PLAE *Bite Club Certified! In Omni Amelia Island Plantation’s Spa & Shops, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. 2772132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2011 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The RitzCarlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on the large oceanview deck.

Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp, nightly specials. Late-night menu.

FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ TASTY’S FRESH BURGERS & FRIES F The name pretty much says it all. Tasty’s offers burgers (Angus beef, turkey or veggie) and fries (like cheese fries, sweet potato fries), along with dogs, shakes, floats and soup. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, BW. 710 Centre St. 321-0409. $ TIMOTI’S FRY SHAK This casual seafood restaurant features wild caught shrimp, fish and oysters, along with blackboard specials. L & D, daily. CM, BW. 21 N. Third St. 310-6550. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2011 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

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EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi bar, teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $ NERO’S CAFE F Traditional Italian fare, including seafood, veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$ UNIVERSITY DINER F The popular diner serves familiar breakfast fare and lunch like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $

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BISCOTTIS F Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Halfportions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily.

3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F A local landmark 50+ years.

Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ GINJO SUSHI JAPANESE RESTAURANT New at Shoppes of Avondale, Ginjo serves traditional Japanese fare and sushi.

Sake, BW. L & D, daily. 3620 St. Johns Ave. 388-5688. $$ GREEN MAN GOURMET Organic and natural products, spices, teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. 384-0002. $ MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 3572 St. Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ ORSAY Best of Jax 2011 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Mon.-Sat.; Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car

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T-Ray’s Burger Station is a legendary hot spot for homemade burgers, fish sandwiches, chicken and even breakfast, in the old gas station on South Eighth Street in Fernandina Beach. themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ ANCIENT CITY SUBS Locally owned-and-operated by Andy and Rhonna Rockwell, this St. Augustine-themed sandwich shop, newly relocated to Baymeadows, serves gourmet subs – toasted, pressed or cold – and salads. CM, TO. Mon.-Sat. 8060 Philips Hwy., Ste. 207 (at Baymeadows Rd.). 446-9988. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned&-operated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brick-oven-baked pizza, traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. Delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ CAFE CONFLUENCE F The European coffeehouse serves Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, burritos.

FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepdish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F Authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes made with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast.

CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE *Bite Club Certified! F The Lebanese restaurant offers authentic cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax

2011 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE *Bite Club Certified! Center-cut beef, seafood, sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere.

The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a contemporary atmosphere. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.)

A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2011. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Subs are madeto-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets, Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside.

Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ BUDDHA THAI BISTRO F Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$ BURRITO GALLERY EXPRESS F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

The Gallery’s kid sister at the beach each is mostly take-out; same great chow, fast service. 1333 N. Third St. 242-8226. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$

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this is a copyright protected proof © CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Springfield.

2429 S. Third St. 372-9000. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX *Bite Club Certified! F Chef Khan Vongdara presents an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites. FB. L & D daily. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza. 247-9880. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB *Bite Club Certified! Four sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, with faves Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

249-9595. $$ CYCLONES TEX-MEX CANTINA F Freshly made Tex-Mex favorites, including fajitas, enchiladas, tacos, burritos, tamales and taco salad. Lunch combos include Mexican rice and beans. FB. L & D, daily. 1222 S. Third St. 694-0488. $$ DICK’S WINGS F The casual NASCAR-themed place serves 365 varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2434 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F The Best of Jax 2011 winner serves gastropub fare: soups, salads, flatbreads and sandwiches, like BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Craft beers made onsite, too. Daily specials. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY *Bite Club Certified! F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets and grilled tuna and there’s an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 S. Third St. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB The full-service restaurant offers corned beef & cabbage, Shepherd’s pie, fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Southside. 1080 Third St. N. 241-5600. $ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco.

1534 N. Third St. 853-6817. $$ MEZZA LUNA F A Beaches tradition for 20-plus years.

Great food, from gourmet wood-fired pizzas to contemporary American cuisine. Inside or patio dining. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach.

249-5573. $$$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar. Faves are pulled pork, Texas brisket, slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25-plus years, Monkey’s has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings. Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Executive Chef Kenny Gilbert’s cuisine features local fare and innovative dishes, served in an island atmosphere. Dine inside or out on the tiki deck. FB. L & D, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 2309 Beach Blvd. 247-3300. $$ NORTH BEACH BISTRO *Bite Club Certified! Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach.

372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.-Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 208-5097. $ THE PIER RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The oceanfront place offers fresh, local fare. Downstairs bar and patio offer casual items, daily drink specials. CM, FB. D, daily; L & D, weekends; brunch, Sun. 412 N. First St. 246-6454. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ POE’S TAVERN F American gastropub offers 50+ beers with an emphasis on craft and local/regional selections. Gourmet hamburgers, handcut fries, fish tacos, quesadillas, Edgar’s Drunken Chili and daily fish sandwich special. L & D, daily. FB,

CM. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7637. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily.

207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Best of Jax ’11 winner.

Specialty promise of benefit menu items include signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos, local fried shrimp. Casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 N. Third St. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD *Bite Club Certified! F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. Valet parking. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ VOO-SWAR RESTAURANT & LOUNGE Traditional soul food includes smothered pork chops, collard greens, meatloaf, barbecue and pulled pork. FB, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 51 Roberts St., Atlantic Beach. 713-5551. $ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapasstyle menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

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(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of Contemporary Art, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd. 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT New location.

See Beaches. FB, CM. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 176. 374-1247. $$ INDOCHINE Best of Jax 2011 winner. Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated.

Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ TRELLISES HYATT REGENCY The American cuisine restaurant offers a breakfast buffet with made-to-order omelet station and a la carte items. Signature lunch and dinner entrees include grouper salad, Angus burgers, Reubens, French onion grilled cheese, seafood and steaks. Wed. night Pastabilities.

CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 225 East Coastline Dr. 634-4540. $$$ KOJA SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar.

FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION F This place features brick-ovenbaked pizzas, grinders, wings, Philly cheesesteaks, custom sandwiches and fries served in a laid-back setting. FB, 27 beers on draft. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 119 E. Bay St. 860-5451. $ OLIO MARKET F Freshly prepared sandwiches, salads, soups and entrées. In the Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in a casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ VITO’S ITALIAN CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic Italian oven-baked pasta dishes, pizza, veal, chicken and seafood items made with fresh ingredients. CM, FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 174. 355-0064. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

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CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

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GRILL ME!

NAME: Edwin S. Romero

A WEEKLY Q&A WITH PEOPLE IN THE RESTAURANT BIZ

RESTAURANT: Latitude 30’s Sunset 30 Tavern & Grill, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside

Walter Coker

BIRTHPLACE: El Salvador

YEARS IN THE BIZ: 23

FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): Rosy’s Restaurant (Old St. Augustine Rd., Mandarin) FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Grilling FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Cumin, cilantro, árbol peppers, garlic and onions.

IDEAL MEAL: Authentic pupusas, a typical Salvadorean dish of corn tortillas stuffed with pork and beans or cheese, served with pickled slaw and salsa. No utensils needed – just fingers.

WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: Beets.

MEMORABLE RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE: A construction worker set off the exhaust systems on opening night – a mess to clean up!

CELEBRITY SIGHTING: Tim Tebow and Jerome “The Bus” Bettis.

GUILTY PLEASURE: Tiramisu – I love it; I could eat the whole batch every time.

1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Southside. 1800 Town Center Pkwy. 541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, offers AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. And you can get there by car, boat or bike.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ AROY THAI FUSION The new restaurant offers authentic Thai cuisine, including pad Thai, Thai fried rice and traditional curry dishes. Daily happy hour, FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40. 374-0161. $$ BIG DAWG’S SPORTS RESTAURANT F The family-friendly casual sports place has wings, burgers, sandwiches, wraps and specialty salads. Kids get a Puppy Chow menu. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12630 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 551-3059. $$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Authentic New Yorkstyle pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere.

CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ EL RANCHITO Latin American cuisine includes dishes from Colombia, Cuba and Mexico. BW, CM, TO. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 22. 992-4607. $$ GOOD FOOD COMPANY The fine-dining restaurant and full-service catering company emphasizes using quality raw ingredients to create menus based on local, seasonal and organic products, served in an elegant atmosphere. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 13475 Atlantic Blvd. 329-2407. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily.

13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center.

13546 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1A. 821-9880. $ THAI ORCHID F The restaurant serves authentic Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, Thai curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$

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JULINGTON, NW ST. JOHNS

BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk.

230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA Vino’s Pizza – with four Jacksonville locations – makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, including a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F The seafood place offers an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings, pasta. Faves: ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BRAZILIAN JAX CAFE Authentic Brazilian dishes include steaks, sausages, chicken, fish, burgers and hot sandwiches made with fresh ingredients. Traditional feijoada (black beans and pork stew with rice, collards, orange salad and toasted yucca flour with bacon) is served every Sat. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 20. 880-3313. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 3, 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd., 880-0020. $ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere.

FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2011 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd.

(Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS The American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB.

L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30.

880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily.

11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19.

292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco.

12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes.

Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating.

Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ THE RED ELEPHANT PIZZA & GRILL This casual, familyfriendly eatery serves pizzas, sandwiches, grill specials and pasta dishes. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 10131 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 12. 683-3773. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, the barbecue place offers made-fromscratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces.

CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23.

351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Madeto-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

ORANGE PARK

ARON’S PIZZA F The family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches.

FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine and stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS The Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18˝x26˝ of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F Family-owned-andoperated. Gourmet pizza, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper. The pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, calzones, linguini, ravioli, made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style.

CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine includes fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster, vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ THE AUGUSTINE GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! Chef Brett Smith’s global cuisine is seasonal and local. Selections include prime steaks, New York strip, lamb and lobster Napoleon.

FB, CM. D, nightly. 1000 PGA Tour Blvd., Sawgrass Marriott.

285-7777. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily.

880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal

Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower.

Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily.

816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers eclectic cuisine of local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club.

285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS See St. Johns Town Center. FB. L & D, daily.

330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE

AJ’S ON PARK STREET F AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 359-0035. $$ ALPHADOG GRILL F This fun place in Riverside features gourmet hot dogs – like Ragin’ Cajun (andouille sausage covered in jambalaya) and The Hippie (veggie dog) – and sausages, grilled chicken wraps, soups, salads, appetizers and wings. L & D, daily. BW. 2782 Park St. 374-8715. $ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery has classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, made from scratch, including petit fours, custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6. 389-7117. $ BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS The new spot offers artisancrafted, small-batch roasted specialty coffees from its certified organic roastery and brew bar, including lattes, local pastries, craft beers. BW. 869 Stockton St., Stes. 1 & 2. 855-1181. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery has pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes (calzone, stromboli, subs, panini) and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily.

Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-andgo sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines.

B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ KICKBACKS GASTROPUB F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The neighborhood spot serves favorites 20 hours a day, every day.

655+ bottled beers, 84 on tap. Outdoor seating. CM. 910 King St. 388-9551. $$ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center.

1661 Riverside Ave., Ste. 128. 900-1955. $ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PELE’S WOOD FIRE Chef Micah Windham uses a wood-fired oven to create traditional, authentic Italian fare with a modern twist. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 2665 Park St. 955-1278. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian

fare with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily.

Large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating.

920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ A variety of sushi, including popular Monster Roll and Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily.

2025 Riverside Ave. Publix Plaza. 384-2888. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ TWO DOORS DOWN F Traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE This new Irish bar and pub in historic downtown offers burgers, sandwiches, shepherd’s pie and bangers and mash. BW. L & D, daily. 48 Spanish St. 547-2023. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30 years, the family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily.

504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd.

460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F The Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

International menu features large portions, reasonable prices.

FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story

house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ HOT SHOT BAKERY & CAFE Freshly baked items, coffees and hand-crafted breakfast and lunch sandwiches; Datil B. Good hot sauces and pepper products. B & L, daily. 8 Granada St. 824-7898. $ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains, legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ THE PRESENT MOMENT CAFÉ Best of Jax 2011 winner. The cozy café serves organic, vegan and vegetarian dishes, pizza, pastas, hummus and milkshakes – all prepared without meat, dairy, wheat or an oven. Organic BW. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 224 W. King St. 827-4499. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$please call your advertising representative at For questions, RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 a menu with contemporary and FAX traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco promise of benefit sUpport Ask for Action Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront place with a view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, the two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE In the historic district, Spy features James Bond-themed sushi and Mediterraneaninfluenced global cuisine on the seasonal menu, including fresh – never frozen – Hawaiian seafood. Dine indoors or out on the patio. Upstairs lounge, too. Great selection of chilled sakes. BW, CM. D, nightly. 21 Hypolita St. 819-5637. $$$ SUNSET GRILLE Seafood-heavy menu, consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties are baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp, datil pepper wings. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE & TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, the upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$

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BAHAMA BREEZE ISLAND GRILLE Fresh seafood, chicken, flame-grilled steaks and hand-crafted tropical drinks made with flavorful ingredients inspired by the Caribbean. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10205 River Coast Dr. 646-1031. $$$ BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner for Best Burger in St. Augustine and OP/Fleming Island. Burgers made with fresh ground beef and there’s a wide selection of toppings, including fried onions, jalapeños or sautéed mushrooms. Fries, Kosher hot dogs and soft drinks, too. L & D, daily. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F A changing menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT Best of Jax 2011 winner. Nonfat, low-calorie, cholesterol-free frozen yogurt is served in flavors that change weekly. Toppings include a variety of fruit and nuts. 4860 Big Island Dr. 807-9292. $ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125,

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St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SUITE Best of Jax 2011 winner. St. Johns Town Center premium lounge and restaurant offer chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu.

CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racing-themed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolinastyle barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F Best of Jax 2011 winner. A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, awardwinning wines, wood-fired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly.

1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd.

398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd.

398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE *Bite Club Certified! F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$

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MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE F Homestyle healthy plates: hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad, daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F All homemade from Mama’s award-winning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 kinds of smoothies, with flavored soy milks, organic frozen yogurt, granola. Daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd.

396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner.

Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere.

FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd.

306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F Independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers. Vegetarian options.

Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style woodfired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd.

398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Customer faves include ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, triplemeat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd.

928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BOMBA’S SOUTHERN HOME COOKING F Southern homestyle fare, featuring fresh veggies. Outside dining. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8560 Beach Blvd. 997-2291. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining.

The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual El Potro has fresh, madeto-order fare. Daily specials, buffet most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 733-0844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San

Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100. $ THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily.

11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serving house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned with an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ SAKE SUSHI F The restaurant offers sushi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, katsu, donburi and noodle soups. Popular rolls include Fuji Yama, Ocean Blue and Fat Boy. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy., Ste. 31. 647-6000. $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., Tinseltown. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F The stylish gastropub has Southern-style cuisine with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS *Bite Club Certified! The Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court.

854-0426. $$ THE THIRSTY IGUANA CANTINA TAQUERIA Classic Mexican fare includes quesadillas, tacos, burritos, chimichangas, enchiladas and fajitas, as well as some killer nacho choices, made with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. TO, FB, CM. 7605

Beach Blvd. 647-7947. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN FLATS F Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Rd. 642-1488. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-9464. $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special.

BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR *Bite Club Certified! F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m.

Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 13249 City Square Dr., 751-9711. $ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 5945 New Kings Rd. 765-8515. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees. BW. L & D, daily. 7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-and-operated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts.

CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace. 696-4001. $ SAVANNAH BISTRO Low Country Southern fare with a twist of Mediterranean and French inspiration, offered in a relaxing atmosphere at Crowne Plaza Airport. Favorites include crab cakes, NY strip, she crab soup, mahi mahi. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 14670 Duval Rd. 741-4404. $-$$$ SWEET PETE’S This all-natural sweet shop offers a variety of candy and other treats made the old-fashioned way: all natural flavors, no artificial anything. Several kinds of honey, too. 1922 N. Pearl St. 376-7161. $ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines.

Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F Salads, sandwiches, pizza, fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main, serving fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

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ANJO LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Thur.

9928 Old Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1, 646-2656 AROMAS CIGAR & WINE BAR Call for schedule.

4372 Southside Blvd., 928-0515 BLACK HORSE WINERY 2-7 p.m. Tue.-Thur., 2-8 p.m. Fri. & Sat., 2-6 p.m. Sun. 420 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park, 644-8480 BLUE BAMBOO 5:30-7:30 p.m., every first Thur.

3820 Southside Blvd., 646-1478 DAMES POINT MARINA Every third Wed. 4518 Irving Rd., Northside, 751-3043 THE GIFTED CORK Tastings daily.

64 Hypolita St., St. Augustine, 810-1083 THE GROTTO 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726 MONKEY’S UNCLE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070 OCEAN 60 6-8 p.m every Mon. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 O’KANE’S IRISH PUB 6:30 p.m. every third Tue. 318 Centre St., Fernandina Beach, 261-1000 PUSSERS CARIBBEAN GRILL 6 p.m. every second Fri. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-7766 RIVERSIDE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1035 Park St., Five Points, 356-4517

THE TASTING ROOM 6-8 p.m. every first Tue. 25 Cuna St., St. Augustine, 810-2400 TASTE OF WINE Tastings daily.

363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 9, Atlantic Beach, 246-5080 TIM’S WINE MARKET 5 p.m. every Fri., noon every Sat. 278 Solana Rd., Ponte Vedra, 686-1741 128 Seagrove Main St., St. Augustine Beach, 461-0060 III FORKS PRIME STEAKHOUSE 5-6:30 p.m. every Mon. 9822 Tapestry Circle, Ste. 111, SJTC, 928-9277 TOTAL WINE & MORE Noon-6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 300, 998-1740 URBAN FLATS 5-8 p.m. every Wed. 9726 Touchton Rd., Tinseltown, 642-1488 WHOLE FOODS MARKET 6 p.m. every Thur.

10601 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin, 288-1100 THE WINE BAR 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

320 First St. N., Jax Beach, 372-0211 WINE WAREHOUSE 4-7 p.m. every Fri. 665 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 246-6450 4434 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 448-6782 1188 Edgewood Ave. S., Riverside, 389-9997 4085 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach, 471-9900

Sound of Silence

Sophisticated automobile technology makes high-performance engines purr in relative silence, but automakers fear their most demanding drivers are emotionally attached to the engines’ roar. So, as Car and Driver reported in April, the 2012 BMW M5, with 560hp tempered with sound deadeners, has installed pre-recorded engine noise, channeled in the car’s cabin via the stereo system. A computer program matches the amplitude of the engine’s growl to the driver’s acceleratorrevving. In other automobile tech news, in March Peugeot technicians said they were preparing “mood paint” for the body of their iconic RCZ model. The paint’s molecular structure would be alterable by heat sensors in the steering wheel and elsewhere to measure a driver’s stress levels. A calm driver may see his car turn green, for example — but watch out for road-rage red!

The Continuing Crisis

With only 30,000 hotel rooms in Rio de Janeiro, and 50,000 visitors expected for the June United Nations Conference on Sustainable Development, officials persuaded owners of many of the city’s short-time “love hotels” (typically renting for four hours at a time) to change business plans for a few days to accommodate delegates. A BBC News stringer reported the hotels will remove special fixtures and furniture, like “erotic chairs” and velvet wall coverings, but the large, round beds will stay.

Fortunately, the conference doesn’t begin until June 13. The night of June 12 (“Lovers Day”) is a big income-producer for short-stay hotels.

The Marine Wounded Warriors Battalion at Camp Lejeune, N.C., usually enjoys excellent community support, but in an April report of the Government Accountability Office, Marines complained of a “petting zoo” environment in which civilian charities and advertisers use the battalion to seek out “poster” faces and bodies that “looked the part” of wounded veterans, such as those severely burned or missing limbs.

Warriors who suffer post-traumatic stress or brain injuries often appear outwardly “normal” and are likely to be ignored by the support organizations, setting a “bad tone” among the wounded.

Not Your Classic Perps

In October, Dr. Kimberly Lindsey, 44, a deputy director of the Centers for Disease Control’s Laboratory Science, Policy and Practice Program Office, was charged with two counts of child molestation and bestiality involving a 6-year-old boy.

In April, Yaron Segal, 30, a post-doctoral researcher at an MIT physics lab, was arrested upon arrival at Grand Junction, Colo., after arranging with a woman online to have sex with the woman’s underage daughter (an adventure that was the product of a law enforcement sting). (Two weeks later, Segal was found dead in his jail cell of an apparent suicide.)

Oh, Dear!: At a March Chicago Symphony Orchestra performance, the music continued uninterrupted as two patrons engaged in a fistfight over box seating. Conductor Riccardo Muti “never stopped conducting,” said a patron.

“He very gracefully, without missing a beat — literally — he brought [the second movement] to a very quiet and subdued close.”

It costs $8,500 (plus $3,000 annual dues) to join the ultra-prestigious New York Athletic Club, which counts Olympic champions among its upper-crust members. However, an April brawl in a back room, said to have begun over a woman, saw (according to witnesses) fighting “wolf packs” in a “lion’s pit” that resulted in several bloody injuries, with two people sent to the hospital and three arrested.

Names in the News

Arrested for felony battery in Bloomington, Ind., in April: Ms. Fellony Silas, 30. Announced as eligible for parole in June by Kansas Prison Review Board: Mr. Wilford Molester Galloway.

Arrested for hit-and-run in April in Roseville, Calif.: Mr. Obiwan Kenobi, 37. Arrested on drug and weapons charges in Clarkstown, N.Y., in April, Mr. Genghis Khan. Among silly town names in an April report on SmarterTravel. com: Why, Ariz., Whynot, Miss., Hell, Mich., Pig, Ky., Elephant Butte, N.M., Monkeys Eyebrow, Ky., and Embarrass, Minn.

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In March, Germany’s celebrity rabbit — the genetically “earless” bunny Tiny Til — was crushed to death in Limbach-Oberfrohna Zoo when a cameraman accidentally stepped on it while setting up for a news conference.

In 2011, a photographer snapping pictures for an art magazine moved a 2,630-year-old African sculpture to get a better shot, and accidentally smashed it (“to smithereens,” according to owner Corice Arman, who filed a $300,000 lawsuit in April 2012 against the photographer and his magazine).

People Different From Us

Lawrence Cobbold, 38, has a house in Plympton, England, but has to make living arrangements at his parents’ home or elsewhere because his place is totally taken over by his 21,000-item collection of bird ornaments and doodads. Before heading off to sleep elsewhere, he spends about four hours a day tidying up the collection. His dad (who described his other son as “completely normal”) said, “I just hope I die before [Lawrence]. I don’t want to [have to] clear all this out.”

Least Competent Criminals

Questionable Strategy: Robert Strank, 39, was arrested in Beavercreek, Ohio, in April and charged with trying to rob the Huntington Bank. According to police, he approached the bank’s counter but become ill, asking a teller to dial 911 to call medics. There were conflicting news reports about when medics arrived to treat Strank, but there was agreement that Strank recovered and then gave the same teller his pre-written holdup note demanding cash.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Is there a difference in sound quality between relatively inexpensive modern violins and the multimillion-dollar violins created by master craftsmen in the 1700s? In research done at the Eighth International Violin Competition, most violinists couldn’t tell them apart. (Read more at tinyurl.com/ViolinResearch.) In accordance with astrological omens, do comparable tests in your own sphere. There’s no need to overpay for anything, with your money, emotions, energy or time.

Go with what works, not what costs the most or has highest status.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If we thought of your life as a book, the title of the next chapter could well be “In Quest of the Primal.”

Meditate on what that means to you, and act accordingly.

Possibilities: tapping into the mother lode, connecting to the source, returning to beginnings, seeking the original, being in tune with nature’s pulse. Sound like fun?

According to my astrological omen-reading, you have a mandate to be as raw as the law allows — to be the smartest animal you can be.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A Russian woman, Marija Usova, decided to go skydiving even though she was eight months pregnant. “I wanted my baby to have the beautiful feeling of flying through the air and free-falling before it was born,” she said. Soon after she jumped and opened her parachute, she went into labor. Luckily, the baby waited until she landed to be born. What does this have to do with you?

Don’t do anything like that in the next few weeks, but be alert for healthier, saner approaches to the basic theme, which is to be adventurous, wild and free as you birth a new possibility.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You spend nearly a third of your life sleeping. For one-fifth of that, you’re dreaming. So most every night, you watch and respond to as much as 90 minutes’ worth of movies created by and starring you. Much of the footage is obscure, confusing and not exactly Oscar-worthy, which is why you may not recall the details when you wake up. According to my astrological analysis, the immediate future may be different. Your dreams should be full of riveting entertainment revealing important info about your destiny’s mysteries. Keep a pen and paper nearby.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s your Oxymoron Season. You’re likely to encounter more than the usual share of sweet and sour paradoxes. Your brain’s logic-loving areas almost surely seek assistance 2011 from your non-rational wisdom. Some lucid riddles to embrace: A humbling triumph, a tender rivalry, a selfish blessing, a chance to commune with risky comfort, an invitation to explore a relaxing challenge, a chance to get up-close and personal with a long-distance connection.

For best results, memorize this from Walt Whitman’s “Leaves of Grass” and recite periodically: “Do I contradict myself? / Very well then I contradict myself. / (I am large, I contain multitudes.)”

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There’s at least a 50 percent chance the days ahead are over-thetop, out-of-the-blue and off-the-record. I’m halfexpecting florid, luscious and kaleidoscopic events, maybe rococo, swashbuckling and splendiferous adventures.

Ready? Of course not. That’s the point life is trying to make: Learn more about the fine art of spontaneity as you improvise through unpredictable lessons to lead you toward resources you need to succeed.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Obsessions.

Enchantments. Crushes. Manias. Some astrologers think you’re mostly immune from the indelicate but sometimes delightful modes of human expression. They believe you love harmony and balance too much to fall under the spell of a bewitching passion that rivets your focus. I disagree. It may be true that you’re better able than other signs to be objective about your fixations, but it doesn’t necessarily dilute the intensity you feel when they captivate your imagination with the force of a thousand love songs. Have fun, stay amused.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “The chains that bind us most closely are the ones we have broken,” said Scorpio poet Antonio Porchia.

In other words, the oppression from which we’ve freed ourselves may still influence us long after we’ve escaped.

The imprint it left on our sensitive psyches may keep distorting decisions and twisting emotions. But you’re entering a time when you have an enhanced power to dissolve the lingering taint your broken chains still impose. At last you have resources and wisdom to finish the liberation process.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the weeks ahead, you have an primo chance to develop more skill in the art of high gossip.

High gossip hasn’t much in common with mindless prattle eroding reputations and fostering cynicism. It’s not driven by envy, pettiness or schadenfreude. When you engage in high gossip, you spread uplifting whispers and inspirational hearsay, speculate about others’ talents and call attention to successes, conspire to awaken generosity of spirit and practical idealism. It’s a righteous way to chat about the human zoo. It may not flow as easily as the cheap, shabby kind, but it lasts longer and creates connections to keep your mental hygiene sparkling clean.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sometimes I have a dream that seems cryptic or meaningless when I first wake up, but a few days later, I realize it was a brilliant insight into what I most needed to transform in my life. If you don’t recall many dreams, that may not be familiar to you. But you’ve probably had waking-life experiences with a similar arc. You’ll be given at least one in the week ahead. It may confuse you when you’re in it, but it’ll eventually reveal choice clues with the power to change your life for the better.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Have you heard of “forbidden colors”? You haven’t seen them, even though they’re real. They’re reddish green and yellowish blue, which your retina’s cells can’t register. Scientists have figured out a trick to make these hues visible, and a lucky few have actually caught a glimpse. I suspect you’re close to experiencing a metaphorical version of this — seeing something supposedly impossible to see. (Read more at tinyurl.com/ForbiddenColors.)

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “There’s no such thing as a wrong note,” said jazz pianist Art Tatum. “It all depends on how you resolve it.” Jazz trumpeter Miles Davis had a similar philosophy.

“It’s not the note you play that’s the wrong note,” he said.

“It’s the note you play afterwards that makes it right or wrong.” That’s an excellent understanding to keep in mind during the weeks ahead. Be wary of making premature conclusions about alleged mistakes. Wait to hear the entire song and see the bigger picture.

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HOTTIE WITH QUEEN SHIRT @ THE LANDING Your friends noticed that my sister and I were twins, and I noticed how sexy you were! You had on a Queen shirt and said something to me when I walked past you, inside The Landing, during Art Walk. I really wish I would have talked to you because you are the finest piece of dark meat I’ve ever seen! Holla Back! When: May 2. Where: The Landing, during Art Walk. #1338-0515 BEARS FAN … YUCK Opening of the beaches parade. Me: Flip-up green sunglasses chilling in the kiddie pool. You: Comcast employee who promised me the MLB network. Let’s meet at the tiki bar so that we can arrange a method of payment. When: April 29.

Where: Cody’s Tiki Bar. #1337-0515 BLONDE PHARMACIST BEACHES You: Tall, blonde hair and gorgeous smile. Me: Dark hair, Pharmaceutical Rep. I come by every week and buy a Diet Coke just to see your smile. You use to have a ring on your left hand – now you don’t. Are you single? Would love to get to know you outside of work! When: March. Where: Baptist Pharmacy Beaches. #1336-0508 CAN I HAVE SOME COFFEE? You in a Boston Red Sox tee. Me in a light white tee. I was drinking coffee, you walked by and asked, “How U like that cup of joe?” I responded, “It’s an amazing cup of coffee.” You repeated the word coffee in your sexy accent. You admired my star tattoos “baby come be the moon to my stars.” When: April 30. Where: Applebee’s. #1335-0508 MOHAWK MAN WITH TODDLER Covered in tats, snakebites, holding your precious angel, her name tatted on your skull. When u left you mouthed the words: you are so beautiful: to me ... why didn’t u come back to ask for my number? When: April 30. Where: KFC/Taco Bell. #1334-0508 SULTRY REDHEAD FOLIO WEEKLY BEERFEST You, amazingly sexy redhead. Blue and white striped dress.

Looked like you were ready to jump on a table and start dancing but there was some guy with you. Me, couldn’t get away from my friends to talk to you... and maybe a little shy. Let’s have a beer. When: April 27. Where: Folio Weekly BeerFest. #1333-0508 DOES LIFE/BRUSSELS GRIFFON I saw your picture, winked at you with no response. I think that we have a lot in common and would love to meet you.

Be adventurous! Let’s get a coffee sometime:) When: April 23.

Where: Saw a Picture of. #1332-0508 CHOCOLATE CHEVY/CHOCOLATE LAB We locked eyes as we sat in traffic at the exit of 95/JTB on Wed. afternoon. I waved goodbye as I exited onto Southside Blvd. Chocolate Chevy, chocolate lab in the passenger seat, your white chocolate may be right here... When: April 24.

Where: 95/JTB Exit Ramp. #1331-0508 EMT AT BAPTIST PEDIATRIC ER You: Female EMT at Baptist Pediatric Emergency. Tall, thin with brown hair. You were working with some of the nurses.

I was across the room wearing a black fleece shirt and tan cords. We caught each other’s eyes a few times. Let’s have coffee. When: April 26. Where: Baptist Pediatrics Emergency Room. #1330-0508 FAMOUS AMOS ON NORMANDY Pretty waitress whose name rhymes with a president caught me reading I Saw U. You recommended strawberry pie. You said you love food but your figure says otherwise. Not a hookup attempt here (you’d be bored to tears and you’re too respectable anyway) but thought you might be tickled pink to see yourself here since you read this too. :) When: April 26.

Where: Famous Amos on Normandy. #1329-0508 PIERCING STUD You got my attention with your eyes; your smile and personality are added bonuses. But I fell for you with just one poke. And keep coming back for more. Glad I was your first!

When: April 19. Where: Old School Electric Tattoo. #1328-0508 WHISKEY BLONDE LOOKING FOR PUSS I saw you in the neighborhood, all distraught and panicked

looking for your lost kitty, Puss. I’ve been a fan of yours for a long time. Got your Wing House centerfold on my wall from back in the day. Let’s get together and pet your kitty. When: April 16. Where: Aqua Vista Ct. #1327-0508 TICKET HOLDER TO THE BOUNCE HOUSE You were selling tickets to the bounce houses at the blues festival, on my third visit to you, you told me that I was really making your day. I was too shy to reply with anything more than a smile and a thank you but would love to make a longer lasting second impression :) When: April 15. Where: Blues Festival. #1326-0508 PORTIONS FOR FOXES To the hot sound guy at CrackHabits with strong hands and a penchant for Jameson: the thought of you makes my heart go all aflutter. I want to write bad checks with you, in the wee hours of every morning. Please forgive my lunacy, but “unrequited love is a ridiculous state, and it makes those in it behave ridiculously”. Your LBP1 is waiting for you in the land of wombats. When: Not often enough. Where: The Spacebed. #1325-0501 RIVERSIDE PARK VW MOMMY I Saw U at Riverside Park with your daughter, my heart wouldn’t stop racing, u were so sexy with your long dark hair and pretty smile. Our 2 little monkeys played together on the bridge. U had on white pants and black sunglasses, we started talking and I didn’t want to stop, but u had to leave early for a pizza party. I wanted to at least get your name and number so we can talk. You left and I couldn’t stop thinking of u. Hope this works and I see you next Tuesday! When: April 24. Where: Riverside Park. #1324-0501 KNIGHT ON A SHINING HARLEY When I see you, my knees weaken and my breath quickens; still after all this time. I hope one day you will reach out and ask me to hang with you. TSS. When: April 20. Where: Jax Beach. #1323-0501

that looks like it’s worth a million bucks! Find me so you can represent me in the court of love. When: April 20. Where: The Loop, San Marco. #1321-0501 RUNNING IN THE RAIN You ran in from the rain to get a fat-free, sugar-free vanilla latte. Our eyes met and I fell out of my chair. You giggled and ran away, too fast for me to catch. You left an impression Like Nothing Ever Before. When: Feb. 14. Where: Starbucks at the Beach. #1320-0424 HERE’S HOPING New Hire, red hair, a would-be Goddess amongst mortals.

Easier done than said. Hoping you’re getting your legs in the “bidness” and out walking around so we can meet. I’ll keep my head in the clouds with hopes of seeing you. When: April 10. Where: San Jose Blvd. #1319-0424 GATE STATION ON STOCKTON You: Grey pants, black top, blue car, walked by me twice, I stared both times. Me: Polo shirt and slacks, wishing I knew what to talk about at a gas station. Or maybe you tonguetied me, but let’s grab a drink and find out. When: April 13.

Where: Gate Station on Stockton, Riverside, lunchtime. #1318-0424 YOU MOVED :) Over 100 were there. You were one of 6 or 7 that moved on the main floor. Thanks :) When: April 14. Where: Ben Folds Concert. #1317-0424 BEER WENCH WITH PIGTAIL BRAIDS You, in all black with rainbow eyes, your beer knowledge moved me. You liked my pigbuns and my tights. I laughed at all the sarcastic jokes you made and no one else seemed to get. Let’s get together and make fun of people over a couple pints? When: April 13. Where: Kickbacks Gastropub. #1316-0424

LONG HAIR WITH SPARKLES AROUND YOUR NECK You: Curvy, cute, adorable laugh, long brown hair. Me: Tall, skinny and wearing Express. We talked about our favorite store and how your necklace fell in the perfect place. I have seen you since but I am too shy to say “Hi”. Let me take you out and you won’t regret it. When: March 30. Where: TSI. #1322-0501

DRUNKEN KIDNAPPER/WEIRD START I wasn’t with your work party. you accosted me at the bar and asked me if I wanted to motorboat you; I obliged. You kidnapped me and really scared me with your driving skills and church parking lot antics. I wish I had met you years ago. Please abduct me again. Me: beer beard. You: owl weed.

When: A Monday 2 months ago. Where: Your work party at the bar. #1314-0417

THAT ATTORNEY IS HOT HOT HOT I see you walking in front of The Loop almost every day, and secretly wish you would loop right into my arms. I hope you aren’t too tired at your law office, since you are constantly running through my mind. Me: shy woman watching you.

You: tall, dark and handsome; always in a fresh suit and dark luscious hair perfectly placed atop your perfect head in a cut

DEEP V TOOK MY BREATH AWAY You: Smoking a cigarette in front of SunDog when I was captivated by the plunging neckline of your tee. Me: Couldn’t compose myself to come say hello. Dying for another chance to introduce myself. Your T-shirt read “I am not a whore.” I’m hoping that’s not true ;) When: April 9. Where: Atlantic Beach. #1313-0417

BITCHIN’ TRUCK You drive the black and pink “Bitchin’” truck. Radiant smile and a sparkle in your eyes that is impossible to ignore. Me: Sitting next to you at the bar. Care to share some more coconut tequila? When: March 9. Where: Tacolu. #1312-0410 CLEAN CUT DAD WITH SONS Pushy mom always on the lookout for nice man for her daughter. I saw you at McDonald’s on a Saturday with your two sons. You were sitting at the stools facing the playground and I told my daughter you were handsome. My daughter pretended not to notice but I could tell she thought so, too. If you noticed us (I have grey hair, red glasses; she’s 40something with dark hair and had her young daughter at the table front of you). If interested, write back. When: March 3. Where: McDonald’s Collins & Blanding. #1311-0410 DELICOMB!!

You: tall, black hair, fun looking, gorgeous man, stepping out of his BMW. Me: gorgeous ;) petite brunette, having breakfast outside. Loved that smile and the way your jeans look on you!

Call me so we can enjoy a deli-comb together! When: March 30. Where: Delicomb! #1310-0410 SAW YOU WITH YOUR SON And I was with my son. I was hoping we could play together like our kids did. You: dark brown hair, nice legs, beautiful eyes. Me: medium build, early 30s, tattooed. If you see this I’ll be up there this weekend ... ttyl xoxo. When: 3 weeks ago.

Where: Parental Home Rd. #1309-0410 HELLO DVM! I almost forgot why I was even there when you entered the room. You called my pup handsome, helped his eye, and made my day. I couldn’t stop watching you talk. I’d like to talk some more... maybe a trip to the dog park?? When: March 28. Where: Animal Emergency of St. Johns. #1308-0410 ZOE’S RAVISHING REDHEAD You: Redhot redhead eating a spinach wrap. Me: Intimidated & mesmerized. Walked by 3 times before I could work up the nerve to approach. Used the line “Don’t I know you from somewhere?” but you didn’t respond well. I’d realllly like to get to know you. We missed our first opportunity but I’ll make sure there are more. When: March 28. Where: Zoe’s in Riverside. #1307-0410 HNA – BEAUTIFUL SULTRY ATTORNEY! I know that you are there about 5 days a week, several times a day. I have seen you there on many occasions. I want to grow closer to you! I want you to represent me! Let me know if you feel the same! When: 5 days/week minimum. Where: Starbucks San Marco. #1306-0410

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Disaster Proof

Reasons why Jacksonville should go nuclear, despite what you might think

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magine if last March, when the tsunami hit the Fukushima Daliichi nuclear plant, the disaster did not unfold. Image if the plant was able to continue passively cooling itself, without power, for three days. This would have allowed pumps, generators and hoses to be brought in and replenish the cooling systems.

It is a shame such a plant does not exist.

Actually, there is such a plant.

The Westinghouse AP1000 reactor is a new Generation Three Plus nuclear power plant.

Two of these plants are being built in Georgia at Plant Vogtle near Waynesboro. The plants are designed to not melt down for three days when a loss of power (site blackout) occurs.

They have a passive cooling system that uses convection, condensation and gravity to maintain their temperature.

This passive cooling keeps the reactor and the spent fuel pond cool long enough to allow emergency measures to be taken. In the case of loss of all emergency generators, such measures would mean flying in backups by Sky-crane and replenishing the emergency cooling systems.

This first unit of this type is slated to become operational in 2016, and the second unit in 2017. According to Southern Company’s website, the plant will be owned by these utilities: Oglethorpe, 30 percent; Municipal Electric Authority of Georgia (MEAG), 22.7 percent; Dalton Utilities, 1.6 percent and Georgia Power, 45.7 percent.

Where does the Jacksonville Electric Authority (JEA) fit in regarding this new nuclear facility? The JEA has signed a letter of intent to purchase 206 megawatts (MW) from MEAG over the next 20 years. In articles written from January 2010 through July 2010, The Florida Times-Union outlines JEA’s nuclear options. The option that JEA has currently taken is good for the ratepayers.

Basically, JEA will pay MEAG $83 per megawatt hour (MWh). This is actually a very good price for purchasing power from an outside source. The JEA currently pays $163 MWh for solar energy and Gainesville is talking about purchasing power from wood chips for $130 MWh. From these rates, it would appear nuclear is the best of the new energy options.

According to the T-U, this is not the full limit of JEA’s nuclear options. There are three Florida Power & Light plants being planned for possible completion in the early 2020s.

One of our options is to purchase up to 400 MW in capacity from one of these plants for approximately $2 billion. This would require about $110 million per year in interest and principal. The capital costs would be less than $35 per MWh. The total costs, including fuel, operations and maintenance, waste disposal and personnel, should not exceed $70 per MWh.

JEA currently spends $80 to $100 per MWh to generate power from either coal or natural gas. The cost of power from nuclear is a bargain. This is especially true when possible future costs of carbon sequestration are taken into account. These costs will drive up the price of energy from coal and, possibly, natural gas.

There will be critics who say that by purchasing into other nuclear plants, JEA allows other people take our risks. The answer to that criticism is no. There is no great inherent risk to operating a reactor in the United States. This risk is decreased further by building the new Generation Three Plus reactor.

These new reactors are designed to handle a loss of power like the one that occurred in the Japanese accident. The difference between these reactors and the ones built in the 1970s is that the passive cooling systems are designed into these plants. These passive cooling systems allow for a three-day time period during which to take corrective action, restore power or provide additional coolant to the plants.

The Westinghouse website explains how these safety features prevent a meltdown.

What if a disaster of some type wipes out the switchyard and the building containing the backup generators? The plant shuts down, but waste heat is still being generated. The water in the core begins to boil. As the water boils, the

The nuclear option

reactor eventually achieves cold shut down.

Critics might say that JEA is adding to the problem of nuclear waste. The American public is largely unaware that, technologically, there is no nuclear waste issue. The issue is strictly political. Here is how we handle the situation.

The first part of the waste problem is transuranic wastes. These are the wastes that critics say must be buried for 250,000 years.

Many of the decades-old arguments against nuclear power do not hold up. The question is, how do we decrease carbon emissions in a cost-effective method?

When we consider the cost that JEA is paying for solar versus the cost of nuclear, then nuclear wins hands down. steam travels to the roof of the containment, where it condenses. The condensation then drips down, is naturally collected and passively flows into the reactor to cool it.

Outside the containment in the secondary building (this is like a shell over the containment) is an 800,000-gallon tank of water. In case of an accident, this water is released over a period of three days. It cools the containment by evaporative cooling and allows the heat to be dissipated. The spent fuel is also cooled passively.

During this time (the three days), emergency generators and pumps can be brought in to add additional water to the passive cooling process. Even if power is not restored to the reactor itself, as long as water is added to the passive cooling process, the

There is a problem with this tactic. These wastes are easily reprocessed into nuclear fuel and can expand the time frame for the use of nuclear power (for production of all electricity) from just over 100 years to over 1,000 years.

The next group of nuclear waste is highlevel waste, such as cobalt 60 and strontium 90. These wastes emit high levels of radiation; however, they remain radioactive for only 750 years. These wastes have many industrial uses. One use for this type of waste is food sterilization. Irradiating food changes its basic structure less than either microwaving or cooking in a conventional oven. What it does achieve is making food safer. (Think of all the e-coli outbreaks over the past several years.)

Then there are low-level radioactive

metals (many are in the platinum group).

These metals do not emit dangerous levels of radiation; they emit alpha particles, which cannot penetrate a piece of paper or even your skin. These metals can replace expensive platinum in catalytic converters or in circuit boards.

Another advantage to nuclear power is for electric cars. If your plug-in car obtains power from coal, you are still contributing to pollution (the amounts are not as great as an internal combustion engine; but they still exist). By plugging into nuclear power, your car is truly using carbon-free energy.

Many of the decades-old arguments against nuclear power do not hold up. The question is, how do we decrease carbon emissions in a cost-effective method? When we consider the cost that JEA is paying for solar versus the cost of nuclear, then nuclear wins hands down.

If JEA signs only the MEAG agreement, it will obtain about 8.25 percent of the baseload and about 5 percent of peak usage from nuclear power. If we buy into 400 MW of an additional plant, those amounts will increase to about 24 percent of our base-load and 15 percent of peak usage.

JEA should really be more aggressive in pursuing nuclear energy. A good goal would be to obtain 60 percent of our base-load from nuclear power by 2030. Nuclear power is the most efficient, cost-effective and safest source for electricity. We need both a national and local commitment to nuclear power.

Bruce Fouraker

Fouraker lives in Jacksonville. His last Backpage Editorial on garbage incineration appeared in the April 10, 2012, issue of Folio Weekly.

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