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20 EDITOR’S NOTE A fond farewell, and a glimpse of the future. p. 4 NEWS Lawyers say dysfunctional courthouse design is affecting their clients and slowing the wheels of justice. p. 7 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS Ban “The Great Gatsby” for its gay content? Who knew? Plus NAS Jax is the pinnacle of military pee processing. p. 7 SPORTSTALK A Clyde Singleton state event is derailed by misunderstandings and failed expectations. p. 13 ON THE COVER Pie-maker/philanthropist Malea Guiriba doles out hope, peace and community assistance, one slice at a time. p. 14 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 19 MOVIES This revisionist vampire romp tries to get by on special effects and a story that sucks. p. 20 Disney/PIXAR issues a visually stunning fairytale with its latest animated offering. p. 21

MUSIC Tennessee’s Those Darlins give country rock a much-needed kick. p. 23 Singer-songwriter Daniel Levi Goans ends his solo career in the sweetest way possible. p. 24 ARTS Woodblock printmaker Annelies M. Dykgraaf gets sweet relief from her African heritage. p. 30 BACKPAGE Does Florida actually want teachers? One educator says the system suggests otherwise. p. 46 MAIL p. 5 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 10 LIVE MUSIC LISTING p. 25 ARTS LISTING p. 32 HAPPENINGS p. 33 THE EYE p. 35 DINING GUIDE p. 36 NEWS OF THE WEIRD p. 41 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 42 I SAW U p. 43 CLASSIFIEDS p. 44 Cover photo Walter hoto by W alter Coker. Cover design esign g byy Chaz Back. pg. 21 JULY 3-9, 2012 | FOLIO WEEKLY | 3

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he first story I wrote for Folio Weekly, in 1995, touched on crack cocaine, slavery, rural transvestites and the grim isolation of agricultural poverty. In an odd way, the story about migrant labor camps in Hastings was a rough guide to the issues that keep altweeklies alive: offbeat, sometimes uncomfortable stories that brush against the grain of acceptability while advocating for social justice. Chicago, a Migrant Worker from Hastings, Florida. (“Harvest of Which is not to say that’s why Shame,” Folio Weekly, June 1995). Photo by Walter Coker. people read altweeklies. Ask any person why they pick up Folio Which isn’t to say there aren’t great news Weekly and (assuming they cop to it) they’re outlets out there. My decision to take a job far more apt to say they do so for the arts and heading up First Coast News’ investigative unit music listings, or the News of the Weird, or the “I Saw U” personal ads. is rooted in the belief that I can do important But the most rewarding and consistent reporting inside a larger company — even pattern I’ve witnessed during my Folio Weekly one that appears on the stock ticker. But I tenure (which officially ended June 30) is will keenly miss the altweekly world, and the willingness of once-disinterested readers continue to believe its mission is both a positive

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— even former haters — to circle back for a second look. More times than I can count over the past 17 years, someone who has either been or felt skewered by this publication has called at some later point and asked for help with a story. “I don’t always agree with what you guys write,” the caller will begin. “But you are the only ones willing to touch this.” That reputation for telling stories that the mainstream media has under-reported or ignored has helped carry Folio Weekly through a devastating time for subscription periodicals and daily papers, and an economic downturn felt by everyone. Though we are by no means immune to either, the weekly today has more readers and more reach than it ever has, and is a far more established part of the local media landscape. It also feels more valuable in an environment riven by partisan shoutfests that pass for “dialogue” and soundbites that pass for news.

influence on the region and a necessary corrective for other news outlets. Folio Weekly’s new editor, Denise Reagan, comes to the job with deep Jacksonville roots, decades of newspaper experience and a surname that those familiar with the city’s political and journalistic scene will recognize. More than that, she brings a passion for reporting that elevates and improves the community, and a strong desire to make a difference. The staff and ownership of Folio Weekly have great confidence in Denise, and we all look forward to the paper’s evolution under her leadership. It’s an exciting time in the news business, and while it’s generated a lot of casualties, it’s also created some great opportunities. Folio Weekly is well poised for the challenge ahead. I’m grateful to have been a part of its past. Anne Schindler Schindler.anne@gmail.com Twitter @schindy

Big Turn Off, Part I

I have been a reader of Folio Weekly for quite some time. I know when I pick up the paper that the reporting will not always be “fair and balanced.” But I have never seen that you claim to be. I know some of your columnists have an axe to grind or a particular proclivity they wish to support. To be perfectly honest, I have my own axes and proclivities. We all do. I read your paper because it allows me to see opinions other than my own sometimes expressed intelligently, other times on a rant. It allows me to weigh my own opinions and beliefs, and sometimes gives me a pause for further thought, sometimes personal growth, other times personal outrage, but never stagnation. I applaud your consistent stand for a better effort at public education in our state. The only consistently weak and offending regular part of your publication is “I (love) Television,” by Wm. Steven Humphrey. He is a self-important windbag that is a waste of good ink. The Handy-capable students at the St. Augustine School for the Blind could do a better TV commentary. Consider a change. Wendell Yates

people who do things in their everyday lives we find offensive and even immoral. I can choose not to associate with them socially but, if what we object to is not illegal, we cannot deny them the right to protection under the law against discrimination. Some of the same people who use biblical context to condemn homosexual behavior associate and even worship with people engaging in sexual relations outside marriage and having children out of wedlock; last time I checked, both behaviors are proscribed by the Bible. This is a matter of law, not religion. This effort is not trying to force anyone to interact socially with gays. I still do not understand the attraction between same sex partners. I also don’t understand any number of behaviors that people exhibit which I think strange or off-putting. What I have come to realize is that such understanding is not necessary. This is about individual rights and protection under the law. What I find ironic is that many of the anti-gay individuals already do associate every day with gays. They just don’t know it. Dennis Egan Jacksonville via email

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Big Turn Off, Part II

I cannot believe the story in the latest issue of Folio Weekly (Buzz, June 19). The city of St. Augustine has let an open hydrant run for years. Why not put in a shut-off valve at the beginning of the pipeline? How much is 215 million gallons of water worth? The city ought to fire someone and put them in jail. What a waste! Jack Sobelman Jacksonville via email

Age-Old Prejudice

I was fascinated with Mike Phinney’s letter (Mail, June 19), particularly when he said, “When it comes to right and wrong, time does not change. What was wrong 2,000 years ago is wrong now.” That’s a great viewpoint, and if he likes, I can give him the names of some Orthodox rabbis who can explain to him exactly what was forbidden 2,000 years ago, and is still forbidden today. Since 2,000 years predates Christianity, and right and wrong does not change, he is, by his argument, clearly obligated to follow these laws. Michael Kadish Via email

When I first read Mr. Phinney’s letter “The Rainbow Conspiracy,” it was just a quick pass. Something about it struck me the wrong way and made me come back to it. He says: “I would not presume to think the Bible got anything wrong.” A little further on he says: “When it comes to right and wrong, time does not change. What was wrong 2,000 years ago is wrong now.” That is a funny way to say it. Why not say what was right and wrong 2,000 years ago is right and wrong now? Why? Because he can’t say it. As so many who use strict biblical interpretation to justify moral arguments don’t like to admit, a number of behaviors condoned by the Bible are universally condemned today. In any case, an argument that says I can discriminate against someone who does something I think repugnant and morally wrong opens a large can of worms. We all know

As a member of the LGBT community here in Jacksonville, I have been closely following the speakers and speaking on Tuesday nights at City Hall. Over the course of the last month, members of Florida Family Life have insinuated that people in the LGBT community are child-molesters and pedophiles. While the accusation was ignorant to the point of being laughable, it was still very hurtful [to me], being a survivor of a series of molestations by a pedophile member of my home church, to have to recall and face those memories. Another clergy member suggested because we “are uncertain of our sex [we] couldn’t be trusted as employees to handle monies.” There has been a lot of disinformation and outright lies spread about the LGBT community in City Council chambers. Of the 70 largest cities in the U.S., Jacksonville is the only one that has no LGBT protection. Somehow Jacksonville has missed or ignored these words: “with Liberty and Justice for ALL.” A vote on the bill will be held shortly. I sincerely hope that City Councilmembers have the brains and courage to do the right thing, and make Ordinance 296 a reality, allowing Jacksonville to move out of the 19th century, and into the 21st century. Harriet Hammell Westside via email

Whenever I need a good laugh, I turn to bigoted homophobes, who deliver without fail. The June 19 issue once again had my laughter echoing far and wide. The letters written by Ed Hayes, Mike Phinney and William Shuttleworth can be summarized as thus: Homosexuality is wrong because I say so, because my invisible friend says so! No reasoned arguments, no evidence to back up claims … well, there never are when homophobia is concerned. Just bare assertions and invoking a god that’s either A) nonexistent or B) an asshole unworthy of worship. Mr. Phinney’s braying about the “gay agenda” was almost giggle-worthy. As if simply wanting all the freedoms, rights and privileges that most JULY 3-9, 2012 | foLio weekLY | 5

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everyone else takes for granted, and taking a stand to make it happen, equals some sinister scheme meant to unravel our country at the seams. It makes things like Mr. Shuttleworth’s attempt to disavow the obvious parallels to the ’60s Civil Rights Movement incredibly funny. The same assertions and tone were used by Southern racists then; history repeats itself now. And trying to frame homosexuality as a “behavior” you choose and not something you’re simply born with doesn’t work; sorry. Psychological and sociological research say otherwise — and show no discernible difference between children raised by those icky, icky seditious queers and “traditional” families. Devout, evangelical Christians seem to only speak of religious freedom in this country when it’s harder to force their absolutist views on others. When their ability to deny others liberty and the pursuit of happiness is called into question. If you find gay sex so disgusting and immoral, then I have a suggestion: Do not partake in it and get on with your own lives. It’s that simple. It’s worked for me. Jeremy Racicot bishopmoxguy@yahoo.com

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I read with much sadness Anne Schindler’s tribute to Anne Johnson (“Goodbye Girl,” Editor’s Note, June 12, http://bit.ly/OmhxOC). I made Anne’s acquaintance through the ALS support group here in Jacksonville, as I was dealing with my mother’s ALS diagnosis from a distance. Anne, along with the other participants, helped me to understand what my mother was dealing with in Maryland. And although they may not have known it, they also helped to prepare me for what to expect when I went to help with my mom’s care during her final months of life. I am grateful for Anne’s no-nonsense attitude toward the disease and its inevitable path, and the information that she shared with all of us. The time I knew Anne was very brief, but memorable, and I am sad that ALS has taken another special life from this world. Thank you. Kathleen Canales

I am new to Jacksonville and never read any of Anne Johnson’s material, but after reading your tribute to her, I really wished I had known her. Your article was so well-written and moving that I wanted to know more. So I followed the link you included and read her original writing about her illness and impending death. There was so much wisdom and humor there. Thank you for your wonderful article and for sharing Anne Johnson with a newcomer. Karen Droege Jacksonville via email

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Flood Watch “This is what the rednecks do when it rains here. I’m so proud.” — Comment posted along with this photo to Twitter by Elle Dubya @elle_dubya on June 26.

Look Out for Number One 1 million — Total number of urine samples the Navy Drug Screening Laboratory at NAS Jacksonville processes each year. Considering the average size of a urine sample is 1.5 fluid ounces, that’s 7,812 gallons of pee per annum. The NAS lab is one of three Navy urinalysis facilities in the country.

Seat Cushions “You know you’re flying back to Jacksonville when your flight is dominated by old folks and hipsters.” — Tweet by @EvanRowlands posted under the #duvalthings hashtag.

Exit Strategy “I am really disappointed and embarrassed we even have to have this discussion in 2012.” — Jacksonville City Councilmember Warren Jones, reacting to the news that incoming City Council President Bill Bishop had appointed an all-white roster of committee chairs. In response, four of five African-American councilmembers – Jones, Reggie Brown, Denise Lee and Kimberly Daniels – all resigned their committee posts. “We need diversity and justice and equality within the legislative branch,” Lee told Folio Weekly. “We can’t move this city forward without inclusiveness.”

Great Gay Gatsby “Remove this book from schools because it is has [sic] inappropriate material [sic] for school-aged children. I don’t want my children learning how to talk like that to anyone and I also believe material like this should not be in schools!” — From a “Request for Reevaluation of Instructional Materials” filed by Angela Hanawalt earlier this year asking the Duval County School Board to remove Carl Hiassen’s “Flush” from Mamie Agnes Jones Elementary School. The district received a separate request to remove E.L. Konigsburg’s book, “From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil” because of “the use of ‘marijuana’ and ‘chocolate’ in the same sentence,” according to complainant Wendy Galpin. A third request, from Cindy Lundy to remove “The Great Gatsby” from schools, cited the “drinking of gin, liquors & whiskey” and one reference to “gay parties” – presumably in the belief that “gay” referred to homosexuality.

Getting to Know You Lawyers and judges work out the kinks behind the scenes at the new courthouse

he new Duval County Courthouse has few fans among taxpayers, weary of its budget-busting bottom line, or architects, who bemoan its monolithic banality (see “Court of Public Opinion,” July 2011, http://bit.ly/ oq4fY8) But most people expected — or at least hoped — it would be functional. Queue the disappointed courthouse users. Just two weeks after opening, the new building is generating a raft of complaints — from a marble floor so slick that a judge issued an email warning to a new method for attorney/ client conferences that some attorneys claim actually hampers communication. “There isn’t any personal contact,” explains criminal defense attorney Thomas Fallis of the new client communication system. “You’ve got to speak to the client through glass.” At the old courthouse, attorneys were permitted to confer with clients in the jury box or on the side rails in whispered conversations before hearings, reviewing changes to a plea deal or some other matter. It wasn’t an ideal setup, but at least they could look at documents together, or pass them back and forth. At the new courthouse, there’s a room set aside for three attorneys and their clients to meet, but they’re separated by a Plexiglas window and must talk over telephones. It’s not private, since the other lawyers and inmates can overhear the discussions, and it’s difficult to review documents when they must be help up against the window for the defendant to read. Defendants are also shackled, which makes holding a telephone difficult. “It’s not conducive to good counsel,” says Fallis, who says that explaining legal documents to a client really requires sideby-side consultation. Absent that, he says, he might be tempted to delay acting on a prosecutor’s proposal until he can meet with his client in person in jail. Rather than wrap something up that day in court, he says, “you might have to wait for the next court date.”

The facility’s slick marble floors have prompted one judge to email a warning for people to be careful not to fall.

The meeting space causes delays in other ways. “Given the enormous number of clients that are incarcerated … if a judge has 100 cases in a day, and 50 to 60 of them are incarcerated, it would be a slow process to allow for their attorneys to speak with them,” says Fallis. He notes that Criminal Division Judge Adrian G. Soud has tried to make allowances by recessing his court so that any attorneys who need to speak with their clients will have the opportunity. Says DUI and criminal defense attorney Mitch Stone, “I think everybody is figuring out how we are going to get things done.” Another problem has arisen from another presumed “fix.” At the old courthouse, large groups of defendants were led in chained lines past spectators, victims and jurors — a circumstance that created confrontation and tainted juries, and ultimately led to a number of mistrials. At the new building, defendants are brought up in elevators from a courthouse jail to holding areas behind the courtrooms. Because the holding areas are small, fewer defendants are brought up — only three at a time. If there’s a female defendant on the docket, there can’t be any men in the holding area. This means that, rather than pushing through 20 cases with ease, judges must try to schedule cases with an eye to which defendants must appear, and which ones are waiving that Benches in the courthouse atrium aren’t secured to the floor, and some fear they could be used as projectiles. right. Attorney Mike

Yokan says the system is cumbersome. “It’s a very unworkable system, because it takes so long to get an inmate brought up to the courthouse,” he says. There are additional space constraints. While the new courtrooms expand the area for prosecution and defense attorneys, accommodations for the public are significantly reduced. In Criminal Law Division Judge James Daniels’ courtroom last Tuesday, prosecution and defense attorneys were spread out over two conference room tables. By contrast, there were only five rows of benches for family, media and spectators to watch proceedings. It’s an access issue, says Fallis. There are not enough seats for the family members, the media and the public, he says, “which doesn’t grant the public the access to which they are entitled.” The slick marble floors have caused more concern, prompting Circuit Judge Karen Cole to send out an email warning folks to be careful not to fall. Recently, one bailiff even demonstrated that surface, sliding across the floor in rubber-soled shoes. Those problems are on top of Turner Construction’s “punch list” of needed repairs, which includes small things like scratches on doors and big things like bolting down telephones in interview rooms. Signage problems include one that inexplicably reads, “Emer Pirs” at the judges’ parking lot, and interior signs on the wrong doors. A sign reading “Circuit Civil” leads to a cashier; a sign reading “domestic relations” should read “domestic violence”; and a sign that reads “parking” should say “booking.” Those issues can be fixed. Floors and courtroom designs may not be fixable. However, Turner Construction has apparently solved drainage problems that caused at least an inch of water to pool on the

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Bouquets to the Mercy Network of Clay County for helping homeless families find the resources they need to get back on their feet. The network of social service agencies, nonprofits and churches aims to be a clearinghouse for assistance information, and offers a hotline from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The Fleming Island clearinghouse held its grand opening on June 7. The assistance hotline number is (888) 411-2883, and more 2012 information is available at themercynetwork.org.

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Brickbats to write-in candidate for Clay County Superintendent Fred Gottshalk for so clearly playing into the partisan education divide. Gottshalk got on the ballot at the 11th hour, forcing a primary between incumbent Ben Wortham and far-right conservative Charlie Van Zant. The closed Republican primary means that Democrats and Independents are effectively disenfranchised in this election, and plays into the hands of ultraconservatives. A push to get Democrats and Independents to switch parties just for this primary is underway, but the deadline for changing before the August primary is July 16. Bouquets to Jacksonville City Councilmember Jim Love for committing himself to transparency in government by signing the Open Government Pledge. Love and St. Johns County Commissioner Mark Miner are the only Northeast Florida senators, representatives, mayors, commissioners, councilmembers or school board members who have signed the pledge, created by The Brechner Center for Freedom of Information. 8 | folio weekly | JUly 3-9, 2012

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“I’m not soliciting business. I’m letting people know that I’m going to make this transition at some point.” — Larry Williams, chief legislative assistant for state Rep. Janet Atkins (R-Fernandina Beach), when asked by Folio Weekly last week why he’s been handing out cards for his new business, Larry Williams Consulting, LLC, at public events. Williams says he’s not violating state prohibitions on working as a lobbyist while employed by the state because no one has hired him yet. He says he’s registered his new company, set up a website and printed business cards, but he won’t officially start the political consulting and lobbying firm until he resigns from Atkins’ office after the November election. When Folio Weekly dialed the telephone number for Williams’ consulting business last Wednesday, he answered, “This is Larry.” He said the number is for his private cell phone.

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“Jim Crow 2.0” — The name that Moveon.org has assigned to Gov. Rick Scott’s refusal to stop voter roll purges, saying it smacks of Alabama Gov. George Wallace’s refusal to integrate his state’s schools 49 years ago. The list of 180,000 possible illegally registered voters Scott’s office produced is errorridden, and includes many naturalized citizens. When Scott said he’d continue the purges even after the U.S. Justice Department told him to stop, Moveon.org dubbed him “the new George Wallace.” To sign Moveon’s petition urging Scott to stop the purges, go to http://bit.ly/OwKUyU

Correction: Because of an editing error, in the June 19 issue, Folio Weekly incorrectly stated that Mayor Alvin Brown’s director of communications David Decamp played a role in the firing of Carol Alexander, longtime director of the Ritz Theatre & LaVilla Museum. Mayor Alvin Brown fired Alexander. DeCamp commented on the dismissal, but was not involved in any other way.

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urprise! I’m hung-over again. Luckily, I have a surefire three-pronged cure to fix it every time: 1) Pork belly. 2) And lots of it. And 3) six hours splayed on the couch watching “Veronica Mars” reruns. Naturally, pounds of pork belly can be procured at any grocery store. HOWEVER! If one is looking for old episodes of “Veronica Mars,” I suggest the SOAPnet channel, which features old-timey eps of “All My Children,” “General Hospital” and daily doses of “Veronica” (Mon.-Fri., 5 & 6 p.m., Sat., 1-3 p.m., Sun., 10 a.m.-noon). Why is “Veronica Mars” the perfect hangover cure? Because it gently prods your brain back to life, while allowing your body to remain in an entirely paralytic state — except for your belly, which makes itself known from

love “Veronica Mars”: 1) She’s Veronica Mars! A cross between MTV’s Daria and BBC’s Sherlock, Veronica Mars may be a teen detective (played to perfection by Kristen Bell), but she’s no Nancy Drew. She’s got a sassy mouth, and while she may be intellectually three steps ahead of her suspects, she’s also given to fits of melancholy, narcissism and jackassery. (In other words, me at 15.) 2) I wish her dad was my dad. No offense to my dad, but Veronica’s dad is far superior to my dad. A shamed ex-cop turned private detective, papa Keith Mars taught his daughter all the tricks of the detective trade — and even lets her work cases with him! My dad didn’t really teach me much, though occasionally he’d give me five bucks to get him a beer out of the fridge. That’s a pretty good deal! 3) Veronica’s high school is like real high school — no one’s very nice. Rich kids awkwardly co-mingling with poor kids, Neptune High is a breeding ground for burgeoning sociopaths. The jocks and the rich mercilessly/joylessly harass minorities and the weak — though no one’s an angel. Class wars are waged on a daily basis, with crime and sometimes murder the outcome. All the while, Veronica straddles the middle, solving crimes for all while avoiding becoming another victim. 4) “Veronica Mars” holds up over time! Though it only lasted three seasons and 22 episodes (originally on the now-dead UPN, later on the CW), this 2004-’07 series still rings incredibly true — except when “Laguna Beach/The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari guest-starred as a criminal lesbian, whose portrayal was so unbelievably terrible, she actually transcended her terribleness, and became one of the series’

high notes. Then there’s Veronica’s boyfriends and BF wannabes (Duncan, Logan, Wallace, Weevil, Piz and sexy Deputy Leo played by “New Girls”’ Max Greenfield) who are just as dreamy and complicated as ever. And of course, there are the mysteries, which, even if you’ve already seen them solved, are just as tough to decipher, especially after a bout of Jäger body shots. So after your next particularly punishing night on the town, make sure you convalesce with a healthy dose of “Veronica Mars.” It’s like pork belly — for your mind!

TUESDAY, JULY 3 8:00 PBS MICHAEL WOOD’S STORY OF ENGLAND A recounting of the history of England, including King George and all his baggage. 10:00 LIF BRISTOL PALIN: LIFE’S A TRIPP Bristol attends a book signing, where she’s heckled for being a judgmental, terrible person. (Is it “heckling” if it’s true?)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 4 8:00 FOX NEW GIRL MARATHON Four back-to-back episodes of the year’s best network sitcom! 10:00 CBS BOSTON POPS FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR Ka-BOOOOOM! (BTW, do they make prosthetic fingers?)

THURSDAY, JULY 5 10:00 BRAVO KATHY Season finale! The hilarious (and very grating) Kathy Griffin welcomes guest Jimmy Kimmel. 10:30 FX LOUIE Louie gives a master class on how to tell a joke — which doesn’t get a single laugh.

FRIDAY, JULY 6 9:00 ABC HEAVEN: WHERE IS IT? HOW DO WE GET THERE? Answer: It doesn’t exist, and I think it’s one step off a long pier. 10:00 IFC COMEDY BANG! BANG! Scott awkwardly welcomes guest Seth Rogen; Reggie awkwardly tries to paint a portrait of Scott.

SATURDAY, JULY 7 2:00 SOAP VERONICA MARS Veronica loses $12,000 intended for the school’s class trip … which may sully her popularity.

SUNDAY, JULY 8 9:00 AMC TALKING DEAD Host Chris Hardwick previews upcoming season three of “The Walking Dead,” and generally kind of geeks out. 10:00 HBO THE NEWSROOM Will goes off on air about journalism’s lack of integrity, while kind of forgetting that he’s a journalist.

MONDAY, JULY 9 9:00 NBC AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR The finalists compete in Las Vegas to see who can be the most ninja-iest of all warriors! Wm.™ Steven Humphrey steve@portlandmercury.com

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Sportstalk Daytona Debacle

A Clyde Singleton state event is derailed by misunderstandings and failed expectations

lyde Singleton is appropriately named, for he is a singular figure in the history of Duval County. Some years back, he was arguably the leading African American skater in the United States. He’s been in Tony Hawk’s video game and a Jackass movie, and has his own line of skateboard decks and a column for Vice magazine currently. In a world of posers and fakes, Clyde emanates authenticity, with a contrarian streak to rival that of the departed Christopher Hitchens. A few months back, Clyde relocated to Asheville, North Carolina, where the seasonable mountain air led him to a career renaissance. Like so many “difficult” artists, Clyde Singleton had to wait for the critics to catch up to him for his full legacy to be appreciated. These days, life is pretty good for Clyde. Still, bad things happen from time to time. On June 9, The “First Annual Clyde Singleton Open” was slated to happen down in Daytona, and all indications were going in that the event was going to be big. Clyde hyped it on his Facebook for a few days beforehand. That said, as the event approached, Clyde knew that something was amiss. “I knew something was wrong with the contest when the owner would call me every day worried about ‘making his money back’. The contest was never designed to ‘make money’. It was an open competition that was being held to give the average skater a chance to participate on a different level,” Singleton asserted. “We had major sponsors covering the event which meant that a lot of skaters who rarely get to be in videos would be seen by millions of people from various sponsors that were par. We also had prize packages that were free shoes and clothes for a year, and various other things.” In Clyde’s reckoning, the event went south because of poor logistics. “The surf shop decided they would give out $1,000 and $500 for best trick purse. They thought they were gonna make a few thousands by having an ‘event’ that had little to nothing to do with skateboarding. They were supposedly selling vendor booths (told me they had 15-50 sold @ $300 per), had promoted it heavily, and a bunch of other lies. What happened was, we got there and there were more people entered in the contest than there were at the contest. There were 2 vendors, and the rest is history with a lot of finger pointing involved.” With such a gap between projections and what came to pass, the event was not a money maker. “The winner didn’t get the $1000 he was promised. No one got money for best tricks. Luckily, I was smart enough to get a deposit up front, or I wouldn’t have gotten paid at all. We had a written agreement. I upheld my side of the agreement; as a matter of fact, I overdid my side of the agreement. Instead of the 5 major sponsors, I gave them 7 major sponsors worth of visibility as well as promotional products. I didn’t get the rest of my payment, and was asked to negotiate with a plane ticket home. I don’t negotiate; I do put things in writing and that’s it.”

Clyde’s Facebook page exploded after the event with hundreds of comments that could reasonably be construed as libel, as acolytes for the surf shop and Clyde traded barbs. Most of those comments don’t bear repeating, and they obscure what Clyde was trying to do with the event. “I wanted to bring back the old mom & pop contests I grew up skating at places like Skate & Ski, Hixons, Aqua East, etc. I always dug those contests. They didn’t seem so superficial and there was always new talent there. So, with this and the ones to come – it’s about finding new talent, and giving back to skateboarding which is just something I always wanted to do. And, with the connections I have through

“I wanted to bring back the old mom & pop contests I grew up skating at places like Skate & Ski, Hixons, Aqua East,” says Singleton. “I always dug those contests. They didn’t seem so superficial.” skateboarding and media, I wanted to really show that side of skateboarding on a broader level. You rarely hear about small contests like you did back in the day; my focus was to change that.” When asked what was next, Clyde was characteristically blunt. “I’d say to all my fans in Daytona, and anyone who went to the contest, don’t support that shop. They rarely even carry skateboards as it is, and I’ll make sure to talk to my friends and keep that in order. You [trifle] with one skateboarder, especially one that’s been in this industry this long, you got a heavy road ahead.” “I’ve been getting offers to do more already,” Clyde concluded. “The next one i do in Florida, if you were in Daytona for this debacle, the entry fee’s on me.” AG Gancarski themail@folioweekly.com Twitter @AGGancarski JULY 3-9, 2012 | foLio weekLY | 13

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ome tables inside the W.E. Harris Community Center in Hastings are piled with boxes of potatoes, bananas, tomatoes, peppers and onions. Others are filled with deli meat, pastries and canned goods — even tempeh, tofu, organic yogurt and brie. In all, the tables hold 4,000 pounds of food — a comparatively small load. It’s late May, and a few dozen people are waiting in line outside, some perched on walkers. They’re fanning themselves with printouts advising them of the “New Food Pantry Guidelines” and swatting at gnats. Unlike most places in coastal Northeast Florida, Hastings doesn’t come with the luxury of an ocean or river breeze. Actually, Hastings doesn’t come with any luxuries. Established in 1890, Hastings is a speck of a town 18 miles southwest of St. Augustine. Railroad magnate and real estate tycoon Henry Flagler chose the spot when he needed a local source of fresh vegetables for guests at his lavish downtown hotel. He persuaded his cousin, Thomas Horace Hastings, to develop a modest farm, which evolved into a small agricultural community and eventually took the name of “the Potato Capital of Florida.” For a brief period, Hastings — with wellirrigated soil and a stop along the Florida East Coast Railway — flourished. But today, with a population around 600, and recent headlines mostly for migrant labor violations — Hastings offers little in the way of commerce or economic opportunity. Incorporated in 1909, Hastings has struggled in recent years

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to even maintain an elected Town Council, and there has been talk of dissolving or altering the town’s borders. Like many rural communities, problems of poverty, drugs and violence have been compounded by the economic downturn. Because of its location

Malea Guiriba emerged as the community’s champion, building her promise to Hastings on a graham cracker crust and a wave of meringue. in the southwestern portion of a county where wealth and power is concentrated along the coast, Hastings has few formal advocates. But it has produced a few remarkable community stewards. In years past, the voice of Hastings has been amplified by activist restaurateurs like Johnny Barnes, who for years owned a café at the center of town, and artist/ educator Mike Mitchell, who brought the arts to community kids and revived the town’s signature Potato Festival. But after both men left Hastings for personal and economic reasons, Malea Guiriba

emerged as the community’s champion, building her promise to Hastings on a graham cracker crust and a wave of meringue. Guiriba — short in stature and sturdily built — established her pie business on Main Street at Pie in the Sky in August 2009. As the name suggests, her aim is nothing short of idealist — an amalgam of community activism, pacifism, generosity and creativity. “My goal is to have a community full of diverse people crossing racial and economic lines to help one another,” she says, without a hint of hesitation. And the makeshift food bank held every Wednesday in the community center’s gymnasium is “a microcosm of that process at work,” says Guiriba. “I count this as a big success. Providing the means for a group of diverse people to come together for a common cause. Today the food panty … Tomorrow Hastings ... Next THE WORLD.” And when that happens, she adds, someone might say “it all started with a little ol’ lady making pies in a rural farm town.”

few weeks later, Guiriba is seated at a wooden picnic table at Crucial Coffee in downtown St. Augustine. An early morning rain has cleared, and a refreshing breeze is coming off the bay. Today, like most days, Guiriba is wearing a red T-shirt with a “Peace, Love, Pie” emblem on it. A gold chain dangles from her neck with a peace sign pendant and one that reads “#1 Grandma.”

Born June 23, 1957, Malea Fay Moore was adopted by Richard and Fay Moore and raised by the Trout River on the Northside. Her daddy, a union electrician with deep Jacksonville roots (his mother was a Canova, a prominent Northeast Florida family with entertainment roots), married her mama, a quiet, strong girl from Nashville. Unable to have biological children, the Moores adopted son Richard. A few years later, when they learned a local woman needed to give up her baby for adoption, they were eager to step in. Guiriba’s grandmother objected. “She told her that it’s

is a person. This isn’t a black, white or purple thing.’ ” After high school, Guiriba earned her associate’s degree from Florida Community College at Jacksonville (now Florida State College at Jacksonville) and went to the University of North Florida to study journalism. She was the arts and entertainment editor for The Spinnaker, and though she never graduated, she still writes, including a twicemonthly column for The St. Augustine Record about what’s new in Hastings. In 1976, at the age of 18, Guiriba married Dom Guiriba, a paymaster clerk in the Navy.

“It cast a spell over me. It was just incomprehensible,” Guiriba says of listening to the abuse stories of women who came to the domestic violence shelter. “I remember feeling helpless and not knowing what to say.” wrong to have two children of the opposite sex who are not biologically related in the same household,” Guiriba explains. At a time when children didn’t defy their parents, Mrs. Moore went against her mother and adopted a baby girl she named Malea. “And thank God she did, because I had a great life,” Guiriba says. “They were great parents.” She fondly recalls a “regular old childhood” — swimming, fishing and boating on the Trout River. She admits she wasn’t a very good student, taking the role of class clown and resident rebel instead. In 1969, Duval County School System built Highlands Junior High (now Highlands Aviation and Military Science Academy) and began bussing in students from Ribault Middle School. “It was horrible,” Guiriba remembers. “It was three really bad years of race riots and fighting. I was always trying to break up the fights.” Her early exposure to African Americans was limited, but progressive. “My mama was more forward-thinking and taught me, ‘This

They had two daughters — Noelle, now 32, who lives in Orange Park and is the mother of two, and Christina, 25, who just moved back to the area and works in marketing. Guiriba is a doting grandmother, spending multiple days each week with her seven and nine-yearold granddaughters. “I’m a big kid anyways,” she says of driving them to and from summer camp, taking them out to eat and hosting sleepovers. “This way, I get to re-live my childhood through them.” In her late 20s, Guiriba volunteered for John P. Hall Sr. Children’s Charities and Jaycee Women’s League. By the mid-1990’s, she started volunteering for Quigley House Shelter, a domestic violence and sexual assault center serving the Clay County area. She was drawn to the groups not through any personal experience, she explains, but simply because she liked their mission. The Quigley House organization eventually hired Guiriba as an advocate and she worked her way up to shelter director. “It cast a spell over me. It was just incomprehensible,” Guiriba says of listening

When Malea Guiriba told her good friend and fellow community steward, artist Mike Mitchell, about her idea, he came up with the name Pie in the Sky. She has “pie-in-the-sky ideas about helping people,” he explains.

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to the abuse stories of women who came to the shelter. “I remember feeling helpless and not knowing what to say.” Guiriba left Quigley House in 2000, when her parents died eight months apart. The couple had been married 50 years, but before she passed, Mrs. Moore asked her daughter if she was happy in her marriage. Guiriba admitted she no longer wanted to be married, so her mom gave her the money to file divorce papers. The Guiribas amicably split that same year. her © future this is a copyright protected With proof uncertain, Guiriba moved to St. Johns County to build a house on a piece ons, please call your advertising representative at 260-9770. rUn dAte: 062612 of property she owned in PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 Switzerland. In 2004, she “There is an anxiety that the food will run out,” she explains of the mood at the the Betty weekly food bank. “It’s never happened, but people still get fearful.” Produced by ed Checked by joined Sales Rep Griffi db n e of benefit sUpport Ask for Action House, an emergency shelter for women and children who are victims of domestic violence this [organization] up, and here we are — just and sexual abuse, as a late-shift advocate. one more agency up and leaving,” Guiriba A year later, the Florida Coalition Against says. “It was going to be just one more town Domestic Violence gave the Betty Griffin that was forgotten.” House a grant to open a rural shelter and After pleading with the Betty Griffin © 2011 Guiriba’s boss asked if she would want to go House — and even offering to take a pay cut to Hastings to head it up. “I was like, ‘Where’s in order to continue her work in Hastings Hastings?’ ” she laughs. — Guiriba took it upon herself to stay. She When Guiriba arrived in Hastings in 2005, no longer wanted organizations or federal her biggest obstacle wasn’t finding a property dollars to dictate whom she could help and to rent for the shelter or choosing the right for how long. She wanted to create her own furniture for the new space. It was gaining the self-sufficient organization, one that could trust of the community. “I’m sure they looked help those in need without depending on at me like just another agency coming into fickle funding. On June 5, 2009, Guiriba took town and making all of these promises.” a break from cleaning out her desk to have lunch at what was then Johnny’s Kitchen on Guiriba named the organization the ROSA Main Street in Hastings. And while she was (Rural Outreach Services Advocacy) Project there, she got inspired. and, armed with little more than a staple gun “I thought to myself, ‘The one thing and a stack of flyers, started posting information at the library and in women’s bathrooms around Johnny [Barnes] doesn’t have is dessert. Maybe I could make pies and sell them to town. “Hastings doesn’t have a radio station, fund my work in Hastings.’ ” it doesn’t have a newspaper or a Chamber of Guiriba, who had never made a pie in her Commerce. This was the only way I could get life, recognized the idea was more than a little the word out about the services.” idealistic. But that became part of the magic. In May 2009, after four years, the FCADV When she told her good friend and fellow pulled the project’s grant, due to lack of community steward, artist Mike Mitchell, funding. “I remember being in the car and about her idea, he came up with the name crying and thinking about how I had built Pie in the Sky. She has “pie in the sky ideas about helping people,” he explains. A few months later, Guiriba took over the storefront next to Johnny’s Kitchen and with the help of Steve and Sue Marrazzo, owners of Simple Gestures gift shop and art gallery in St. Augustine, hosted her first major fundraiser. Titled “Pilau, Pies and Pews,” it featured homemade pilau (a Minorcan specialty pronounced locally as PER-low), plenty of pies and Guiriba organized a Human Peace Sign in Hastings last Sept. 14, in church pews painted by local

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artists. They raised $2,000 — the seed money needed to get Pie in the Sky off the ground. In 2010, Guiriba got another helping hand. Bill Lazar of the St. Johns Housing Partnership brought her aboard as the group’s rural advocate for the housing partnership and helped bring services to the folks in Hastings. Over the years, Guiriba’s enterprise has evolved from selling pies like Chocolate Chunk Pecan and Blueberry Cream pies at the Hastings storefront and St. Augustine events to running the town’s food bank. Earlier this month, in fact, she closed the doors to Pie in the Sky’s

Guiriba acknowledges that there’s a long row to hoe in Hastings, but she also believes there’s room for a little idealism. storefront. Although she will continue to sell pies at special events, she says it just didn’t make financial sense to keep the doors open anymore. “Pie in the Sky is everything that I ever could have imagined and more,” she says. “To do what we’ve done — and it’s not just me, it’s the people around me — has been amazing.”

t’s around 3 p.m. and the people who have been waiting patiently outside start to trickle into the gymnasium at the W.E. Harris Community Center. Guiriba has established a lottery system to indicate a place in line and upon entrance, each person must check in with an ID to verify name and number. “There is an anxiety that the food will run out,” she explains. “It’s never happened, but people still get fearful.”

Young moms, the disabled, the elderly, veterans and migrant farm workers are just some of the personalities who come to the food bank each week. “This community represents a microcosm of all of society,” Guiriba says. Each person is allowed to choose one or two items from each area. The pineapples go fast, as do cans of tuna. Other items like tempeh, tofu and fancy European cheeses don’t move as quickly. Any leftovers are donated to a local pig farmer who in turn donates a pig at the end of the season to be slaughtered and divvied up for food. Joan DeWitt has lived in Hastings for 40 years and volunteered at the food bank for one. She is one of Guiriba’s biggest fans. “She’s outstanding,” DeWitt says. “I can’t describe her. I just get chills when I think about it. She helps everybody and it’s amazing what she does. She’s just a loving person.” Ellen Walden, a Pie in the Sky board member who lives in Elkton and works as a human services specialist at St. Johns County Social Services, says Guiriba’s been a force for organizing charitable efforts in town. “For six months, before Second Harvest got on board, we were moving food in Malea’s truck and setting up in front of the library. We looked like the Beverly Hillbillies.” Walden, who’s known Guiriba for six years, believes she’s getting the support she does from the community because of her desire to help. “That passion is what has led to people trusting her,” Walden adds. Sitting at the picnic table by the bayfront, Guiriba acknowledges that there’s a long row to hoe in Hastings, a place that requires hard work, not wizardry, to heal. But she also believes there’s room for a little idealism — and the deep, satisfying sweetness of a wellmade pie. “I know peace won’t come to this community because I’m here for one day or one month,” she says. “This is a long-term commitment.” Kara Pound themail@folioweekly.com

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Reasons to leave the house this week GIMME INDIE MOCK! JAKE HEAD

Jake Head is no stranger to paying his dues. The thirtysomething funnyman started out on the independent, underground Northeast Florida comedy scene, performing at various venues like The Comedy Zone and the now-defunct Vault Gallery in downtown Jacksonville, while doing a regular opening gig for many indie rock shows. Currently living in Atlanta, Head appeared at Comedy Central’s South Beach Comedy Festival, was a semi-finalist in Florida’s Funniest Comedian competition and has shared the stage with Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Greg Proops and Bobcat Goldthwait. Fans of dark humor peppered with a 904-bred spin will dig his latest release, “I Assure You I’m Funny.” Jake Head returns to the area for two performances on Fri., July 6 at 9 and 11 p.m. at Underbelly, 113 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. Admission for each show is $5. 353-6067. Rob Futrell

CREATIVE CRAWL ART WALKS

Northeast Floridians have two chances this week to seek refuge from the sweltering heat with some cool locally produced art, experienced on a selfguided tour. First up, the Americana-themed First Wednesday Art Walk is held on Wed., July 4 from 5-9 p.m. in downtown Jacksonville, spanning a 15-block radius of galleries, museums, bars and eateries, with many clubs open late to satisfy the creative act of chilling out. 634-0303 ext. 230. On Fri., July 6, The Oldest City gets in on the action with First Friday Art Walk held from 5-9 p.m., featuring 25 participating galleries in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065.

FILM TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD

A half-century since its release, “To Kill a Mockingbird” is still a powerfully moving piece of American cinema. Based on Harper Lee’s Pulitzer-winning novel, director Robert Mulligan’s 1962 film features Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch, a small-town Southern lawyer pulled into a crucible of racial injustice, murder and eventual redemption. An Oscar-winning performance from Peck, able supporting efforts by an ensemble cast including William Windom, Mary Badham and Robert Duvall (in his film debut as Arthur “Boo” Radley) and Mulligan’s razor-sharp direction have placed the black-and-white film at the top of the American Film Institute’s lists of cinema greats, and it’s helped reshape the courtroom drama genre. The Florida Theatre screens “To Kill a Mockingbird” on Sun., July 8 at 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $7.50. 355-2787.

ROCK THOSE DARLINS Irene Mariscal

The alt-country honky-tonkers Those Darlins have some noble roots. The founding members of the Nashville-based combo originally met at Rock ’n’ Roll Camp for Girls, in Tennessee, part of national group, which fosters ideas of positive and creative social and personal change for girls ages 8-18, and teaches them how to rock out. Since ’06, Those Darlins have put out two full releases of their gritty yet melodic tunes, shared the stage with The Black Keys, Wanda Jackson and Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, and been praised to the rafters by media outlets NPR, The Village Voice and Rolling Stone. Those Darlins play on Sun,, July 8 at 8 p.m. at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 398-7496.

HOLIDAY FOURTH OF JULY

The Fourth of July is the only American holiday that allows us to celebrate our independence and honor our national unity and light fuses and blowing stuff up! How else would we get to drink beer, spark up the backyard grill and dress up like a demented Uncle Sam? All gains, people! God bless America, indeed! For a list of July Fourth events, check out our Happenings section on page 33.

THE NESKIMOS

While many musicians pay respect to their roots with shout-outs to the greats of yesteryear, St. Augustine’s The NESkimos honor their heritage with a decidedly contemporary and humorous flavor. Formed in 2002, the band has a name that’s a clever tribute to Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) and ska. Arguably the best (and perhaps only) video game cover band, The NESkimos deliver impressive interpretations of themes from ’80s and ’90s classic as “Zelda,” “Kirby’s Adventure” and “Metroid.” The band has appeared at various game conventions as well as on MTV’s “Ultimate Video Game Countdown.” Back after a five-year hiatus, The NESkimos perform with Pawn Takes King on Mon., July 9 at Nobby’s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. 547-2188. JULY 3-9, 2012 | foLio weekLY | 19

Bloody Silly: Erin Wasson and Benjamin Walker star in the vapid summer thrills of “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.”

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n 2009, Seth Grahame-Smith hit a vein in a small goldmine, starting a literary subgenre with “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.” A financial success, the novel quickly spawned imitations by other writers out to score quick bucks with titles like “Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters” and even “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After.” In 2011, Grahame-Smith penned “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” and now, scarcely a year later, the film version hits the summer screens in 3-D, an almost incredible turnaround that must’ve netted a tidy sum for Grahame-Smith. Not only did he sell his book to the movies, he also provided the screenplay, only his second such effort (the other being this summer’s “Dark Shadows.”) On a personal roll in terms of writing credit (you have to hand him that), Grahame-Smith’s actual contribution to both films is questionable indeed. “Dark Shadows” was misconceived on almost every front, so it’s not fair to target the script alone, though it’s definitely prominent in the crosshairs. “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” is only minimally better. The main reason for that is, quite obviously, the undisciplined script. In the end, what was a clever initial concept grows increasingly ludicrous, despite the best efforts of director Timur Bekmambetov to distract us with sprawling action sequences and an orgy of digital effects. Largely a flashback told from the perspective of Lincoln’s secret diary, the story opens with an adolescent Abe displaying outrage at an act of savagery by brutal overseer Jack Barts (Martin Csokas) toward Abe’s young black friend. The future railsplitter and his resolute father stop the man, but he gets revenge by causing the death of Abe’s mother, an act the boy witnesses but fails to understand. Grown to manhood and nursing his own dreams of vengeance, Lincoln (Benjamin Walker) tries to kill Jack, only to discover the man is actually a vampire. Taken under the wing of mysterious benefactor Henry Sturgess (Dominic Cooper), Abraham gets a crash course on the history of

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vampires, their strengths and weaknesses, and how to destroy them. (You can’t really “kill” them, he learns, since they’re already dead.) In short order, he becomes a Vampire Slayer, just like Buffy, with Sturgess as his Watcher. The major difference between the two (besides gender, age and hotness) is their weapon of choice. Buffy used stakes; Abe has a silver axe. The first half of this film is the best, as Abe moves to Springfield, where he settles in to his collaboration with Sturgess by knocking off the nasty undead in a variety of delightfully gruesome ways. Then a young lady, Mary Todd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), enters the picture on the arm of her beau, the ambitious lawyer Stephen Douglas (Alan Tudyk). Soon Abe is embroiled in politics and the question of slavery, and is increasingly attracted to lovely young Mary, all despite Sturgess’ warnings to not become distracted from their grim goal of eliminating vampires. From that point on, “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” flies through the plot, eventually concluding with Mary and nowPresident Lincoln on their way to the theater. In between, we discover head vampire Adam (Rufus Sewell) has established himself in the South with a steady diet of slaves to satisfy his followers’ hunger. Abe fights him and his minions to a draw, but their conflict resumes years later with The Civil War as Jefferson Davis enlists the undead on the side of the Stars and Bars. The Battle of Gettysburg is the ultimate testing ground, success for the North dependent on getting an enormous supply of silver ammunition to the embattled Yankees, who are otherwise helpless against the hordes of gray-clad vampires. In his first major role, Benjamin Walker is fine as Abe Lincoln. The same goes for the entire supporting cast, Dominic Cooper and Rufus Sewell, in particular. However, the film’s real stars are the special effects (which range from quite impressive to trite and cheesy) and director Timur Bekmambetov (“Wanted” and the Russian vampire sagas “Night Watch” and “Day Watch”). Bekmambetov is a visual master, but there is only so much even he can do with the disappointing script which begins to unravel badly in the second half. Tolerant genre fans might find “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” tolerable enough, but other prospective viewers best be wary. Pat McLeod themail@folioweekly.com

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iven the popularity of previous Disney/Pixar releases, it’s not surprising that “Brave” is another solid hit for the studio. There are some things about the new film as good as, if not better, the best of the others — particularly as far as animation and the movie’s main character are concerned. On the other hand, the story and screenplay are correspondingly weaker and somewhat derivative. The result is a modified success that will nevertheless warm the hearts and tickle the funnybones of its intended audience, with Merida claiming a prominent position alongside the other Disney princesses and heroines. Two notable firsts about “Brave” are worth pointing out, especially since they’re directly related to the movie’s two major strengths. This is the first Pixar film to be a period piece, meaning that the story takes place at a time and place earlier than our contemporary world. (2008’s “WALL-E” qualifies as science-fiction since the setting is in the future.) And more important, Princess Merida marks Pixar’s first major female protagonist. (Jessie from “Toy Story” 2 and 3 is essentially a supporting character, as is Dory of “Finding Nemo.”) Set in the mountains, hills and lakes of ancient Scotland, “Brave” features exquisite scenery and stunning animation. The scenery is a real highlight of the film, creating a gorgeous backdrop for the animators to work more than their usual magic. Regarding the action sequences involving human and animal characters, the Pixar folks demonstrate their usual excellence, but the magnificent nature scenes mark a new level of the extraordinary — as when Merida climbs a rocky precipice to drink from a waterfall. It’s wonderful to watch, particularly as reinforced by Patrick Doyle’s soaring score. Even more central to the film’s success, however, is the red-haired highlands lass Merida, the film’s main character. Cute, plucky, resourceful and blessed with a distinctive Scottish brogue (courtesy of Kelly Macdonald’s inspired vocals), Merida is a real charmer, easily the equal of Ariel, Belle and myriad Disney heroines before her. (A trivia note: Merida is now the first Pixar character to join

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Reviewed in this issue. THE AVENGERS ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues This adaptation of Marvel Comics Universe proves Joss Whedon zealots are on to something. The mastermind behind sci-fi/fantasy faves as TV’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Firefly” wrote and directed the yarn about a half-dozen superheroes out to stop evil Loki from opening a portal to another dimension that would mean certain destruction for Earth. An able ensemble cast – Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlet Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston – along with a tight storyline and deft direction, raise the bar on the genre. BATTLESHIP **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square The sci-fi thriller about the U.S. military fighting alien invaders is barely afloat. Taylor Kitsch stars as beach-bum-turnedNavy-commander leading the fray against UFO baddies. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard co-star. THE BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL ***@ Rated PG-13 • Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues This must-see is the story of a motley crew of British retirees living in a rundown albeit charming Indian hotel. Gorgeously shot on location, it’s a certain contender on Oscar night, with John Madden’s steady, tasteful direction and a stellar cast – Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Dev Patel and Maggie Smith. BRAVE ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach, San Marco Theatre Reviewed in this issue. MADAGASCAR 3: EUROPE’S MOST WANTED ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The new installment of the animated series puts the wacky critters under the Big Top when the wild bunch decides to join an animal circus in Monte Carlo. Good laughs, eye-popping visuals and some fun, family-geared action scenes make “Madagascar 3” an expedition worth taking. The ensemble cast of voiceover talent includes Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett Smith, Sacha Baron Cohen and Frances McDormand. MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Tyler Perry’s latest dramedy stars Eugene Levy as George Needleman, a nebbish Wall Street broker who’s framed and wrongfully accused as the mastermind of a Ponzi scheme. When George and his family go into the federal witness protection program and sent down south to the home of fiery matriarch Madea (Perry, of course), the harried Needlemans begin to think they’d be better off behind bars — at least there, they wouldn’t be subjected to Madea’s non-nonsense,

MAGIC MIKE **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Director Steven Soderbergh’s new movie stars Channing Tatum as Mike, who leads a dual life of sorts, spending his days working as a handyman and his nights onstage as a male stripper. When he takes on new trainee Adam (Alex Pettyfer, “I Am Number Four”), Mike wonders if it’s time to leave stripclub Xquisite’s bump-and-grind world, especially after meeting his protégé’s sister, Paige (Cody Horn). Co-star Matthew McConaughey is already getting some serious hype for his, uh, “revealing” performance as former-stripper-turned-club-owner Dallas. As well he should. MEN IN BLACK 3 ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones return, with newcomers Josh Brolin and Emma Thompson, to the third installment in the sci-fi comedy series about a clandestine government agency that monitors assorted UFOs and extraterrestrial visitors. When alien Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) travels back to 1969 and kills Agent K, faithful sidekick Agent J (Smith) has to chase him, back in time to that landmark year, to save the younger version of Agent K (Brolin, in a great Jones impression). Barry Sonnenfeld directs and Steven Spielberg is executive producer in this blockbuster and special-effects merry-go-round. MOONRISE KINGDOM ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., Sun-Ray Cinemas Director-auteur Wes Anderson’s newest is set in 1965 New England. When 12-year-old sweethearts Sam (Jared Gilman) and Suzy (Kara Hayward) decide to run away together, a search party is assembled, with Police Captain Sharp (Bruce Willis), Scoutmaster Randy Ward (Edward Norton) and Suzy’s dysfunctional parents, Walt (Bill Murray) and Laura (Frances McDormand) leading the fray. A critical rave, Anderson’s cinematic tribute to summer love co-stars Harvey Keitel, Tilda Swinton and Jason Schwartzman; Bob Balaban narrates and the musical score features works by Benjamin Britten. PEOPLE LIKE US **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This drama by first-time director Alex Kurtzman features an ensemble cast including Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks, Jon Favreau, Mark Duplass and Michelle Pfeiffer. After his record-producer father dies, fast-talking salesman Sam (Pine) is entrusted with to deliver a large sum of cash to Frankie (Banks), the alcoholic sister he never knew. “People Like Us” also stars Olivia Wilde and Philip Baker Hall. Oscar-winning composer A.R. Rahman wrote the original score. PROMETHEUS ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Director Ridley Scott’s sci-fi epic is a visually stunning film about a crew (Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender and Logan Marshall-Green) traveling from Earth into deep space, circa 2093, to investigate a foreign planet that may hold answers to their origins. Unfortunately, what they discover might mean the end of humanity. Scott’s storyline plays a little heavy-handed, but as pure summertime fun, “Prometheus” is outta this world. ROCK OF AGES **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island,

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS Sun-Ray Cinema@5Points, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

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ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

Map Quest: Set in 1960s New England, “Moonrise Kingdom” stars Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman as Suzy and Sam, 12-year-old sweethearts on the lam, in Wes Anderson’s new movie. Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This big-screen adaptation of the Broadway show is the story of Sherrie (Julianne Hough) and Drew (Diego Boneta), young hopefuls looking for love and rock glory in 1980s Hollywood. It’s more superficial glitter than cinematic gold, but an ensemble cast (including Alec Baldwin, Mary J. Blige, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Paul Giamatti) delivers entertaining renditions of hard rock classics. A notable performance by Tom Cruise as arrogant rocker Stacee Jaxx makes director Adam Shankman’s “Rock of Ages” lightweight but adequate summer movie fare. SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This sweetheart of a rom-com, the directorial debut of writer Lorene Scafaria (“Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist”), stars Steve Carell, Keira Knightley and Patton Oswalt. After it’s announced an asteroid will destroy Earth, lovelorn neighbors Dodge (Carell) and Penny (Knightley) go on a road trip seeking romance and the meaning of life in the face of certain death. SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, which is the best adaptation of them all?” Charlize Theron’s turn as evil Queen Ravenna makes this one fantasy film worth the price. Director Rupert Sanders borrows from “The Lord of the Rings” for his version of the Grimm Brothers’ fairytale and his visuals, narrative and casting (Bob Hoskins and Ian McShane as two of the seven dwarfs) breathe new life into the story. Chris Hemsworth and Kristen Stewart are good, but Theron is the real deal – her evil queen is one gorgeous monster indeed. TED **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach As a child, John Bennett dreamed his teddy bear could come to life. When he grows up, that dream miraculously comes true. Adult John (Mark Wahlberg) and teddy-bear-turnedbest-friend Ted (voiced by Seth McFarlane) live the good life of slacker bachelorhood. But their days of bong hits and beer bashes are threatened when John falls in love with Lori (Mila Kunis), who gives him an ultimatum: It’s time to grow up and evict his furry, drug-addicted, perverted friend who’s really just a toy. This big-screen debut from writer-directorproducer McFarlane (“Family Guy”) also stars Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Jessica Stroup and Patrick Warburton (Puddy!); Patrick Stewart narrates. THAT’S MY BOY G@@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Todd (Andy Samberg) has an unwanted reunion when longabsent, dimwitted dad Donny (Adam Sandler) appears. Sean Anders’ directorial debut co-stars James Caan, Susan Sarandon, Leighton Meester, Will Forte, Colin Quinn and Vanilla Ice.

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TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD The Summer Movie Classics series continues with this powerful story starring Gregory Peck, John Megna and Frank Overton at 2 p.m. on July 8 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $7.50, $45 for any 10 films in the series. 355-2787. LATITUDE 30 CINEGRILLE “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax” and “The Pirates! Band of Misfits” are

screened at CineGrille, 10370 Philips Hwy., Southside. Call for showtimes. 365-5555. SUN-RAY CINEMA Sun-Ray Cinema screens “Moonrise Kingdom” at 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. Summer Kids screens “The Neverending Story” at 10 a.m. on July 4 and 7. Call 359-0047 for showtimes. sunraycinema.com LAUREL & HARDY FILMS The Leave ’Em Laughing Tent screens Laurel & Hardy movies at 7 p.m. on July 9 at Pablo Creek branch library, 13295 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission and light snacks are free. 3145801. leaveemlaughing.moviefever.com FREE WEEKEND NATURE MOVIES “End of the Line,” about the ecological impact of overfishing, screens at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. on July 7, 8, 14, 15, 21, 22, 28 and 29 at GTM Research Reserve Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. 823-4500. POT BELLY’S CINEMA “Cabin in the Woods,” “Footnotes,” “Safe” and “Darling Companion” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101. WGHOF IMAX THEATER “The Amazing Spider-Man: An IMAX 3D Experience” is screened along with “To The Arctic 3D,” “Lewis & Clark: Great Journey West,” “Forces of Nature,” “Legends of Flight 3D,” “Rescue 3D,” “The Wildest Dream: Conquest of Everest,” “Born To Be Wild 3D” and “Hubble 3D” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

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AMERICAN REUNION The needless (and, we hope, final) chapter of the raunchy teen comedy franchise features the return of regulars Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Alyson Hannigan and Eugene Levy. This mess should appeal to both diehard “American Pie” fans as well as run-of-the-mill dimwits. Years after graduating from high school, the whole crew gathers for a reunion, complete the expected bits on booze and other philosophical quandaries. FRIENDS WITH KIDS This rom-com offering from producer-director-writer-star Jennifer Westfeldt (“Kissing Jessica Stein”) tries to walk the tightrope between quirky indie film and mainstream comedy and falls short on both accounts. After platonic pals Jason (Adam Scott) and Julie (Westfeldt) decide to deliberately have a child out of wedlock, their friends (Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Chris O’Dowd) are at turns supportive and horrified at their “hands-free” approach to 21st-century family units. Westfeldt and her cast try a little too hard to make an original film, yet “Friends” is taken down by a lack of chemistry between Westfeldt and Scott. SILENT HOUSE Sarah (Elizabeth Olsen) decides to help her father John (Adam Trese) and Uncle Peter (Eric Sheffer Stevens) pack up some things from the family country home. But after her uncle leaves and her father is mysteriously injured, Sarah is left alone in the darkened, rambling house filled with things that go bump in the night. This innovative, atmospheric creep-fest from the husband-and-wife writer-director team of Chris Kentis and Laura Lau is actually a remake of 2010’s “La Casa Muda,” but the pair should be applauded for introducing an original and truly scary offering to the usual gore-porn of current American horror films. JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI David Gelb’s documentary takes an appetizing look at the life of 85-year-old Jiro Ono, one of the most successful sushi restaurateurs in the world (his eatery Sukiyabashi Jiro has only 10 tables, with a typical meal costing hundreds of dollars). Ono is revealed to be an interesting individual, as he tells the story of an unhappy childhood, subsequent success as a businessman, his philosophy on life and sushi and his love for the two sons who are carrying on the family tradition.

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You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin: Those Darlins are Linwood Regensburg, Jessi Darlin and Nikki Darlin.

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he Nashville-based trio Those Darlins (formerly a quartet) met a half-decade ago in 2006 at Southern Girls Rock & Roll Camp in Murfreesboro, Tenn. Comprising Jessi Darlin (lyricist, bass, vocals), Nikki Darlin (guitar, vocals) and Linwood Regensburg (drums), the band released its eponymous debut in June 2009 on the Oh Wow Dang label. A sophomore attempt, “Screws Get Loose,” followed in March 2011, and the rockers just finished up a brandnew studio recording with producer Scott Litt (REM, Nirvana, Patti Smith). Before heading out on tour with surf pop band Best Coast, Those Darlins swing by Northeast Florida to play a mix of old tunes and some new material. Darlin “Jessi” recently chatted with us about the band’s trajectory, influences and evolution. Folio Weekly: What are you up to today? Jessi Darlin: Oh, not much. I was just hanging out at my house, listening to some music. I’m actually listening to tracks from our new record; we just finished last night. Yesterday was our last day in the studio, so I was just listening to the mixes that we have.

F.W.: The band spent the past few months touring Europe. How did that go? J.D.: It was awesome. We had a really great time and had some really great first shows over there. I guess [touring in Europe] was similar to here because [in] certain places, it was a completely different reaction than others. In some places, people would just break out and

go crazy and start dancing. In other places, it was more like observative, but everyone still seemed to really like it afterward. Every country that we went to had something unique about it. F.W.: The band members in Those Darlins all hail from the South. Does it feel like home to play the Southern states or does it matter? J.D.: I wouldn’t say I feel uncomfortable playing other places because there’s definitely some places we’ve played so many times that

“There’s something about the South that I think is really special and I love being here.” it feels like home. It’s like when I get to New York City — that feels like home. I feel like that about a lot of other cities, too. There’s definitely some level of comfort I have just being in the South, because that’s where I grew up and I don’t think that will ever change. There’s something about the South that I think is really special and I love being here. F.W.: Music critics are saying that on the new album, “Screws Get Loose,” the band is moving beyond its country roots. What has changed since your debut album? J.D.: It’s kind of hard to explain, but me and

the rest of the band grew up on rock and roll and when we met, we were all really into older country music — kind of obsessed with it at the time and that’s what brought us together. But as we started to play a lot and play live shows, our other influences started to come through and [we] realized that that’s what we all felt was like more us. There’s still so much country in everything that we do. It’s still a major influence. It’s just that we’ve added other things, as well. I wouldn’t say that we’re a country band — I would say that we’re a rock and roll band. But I can’t deny that we’re from the South and it’s [country music] gonna come through in one way or another in the songwriting. F.W.: I saw you play at “Austin City Limits” back in 2010. For someone like me, who saw Those Darlins a few years ago, what can I expect different in Jacksonville on Sunday? J.D.: Well, we have a new lineup, so there’s that. And, I don’t know, I think our shows have hopefully gotten better because we’ve been playing for a long time and a lot of shows. But also, we’ll be playing mostly — well, I wouldn’t say mostly — I would say maybe half of the set will be new stuff. So that should be pretty interesting and … I don’t know, it’s different now. It’s me and Nikki up front — it’s an interesting dynamic change. I really like it. We’ve found a way to feed off of each other. The show’s definitely different, but I wouldn’t say in a bad way at all — it’s definitely evolved. I don’t know, you’d have to be the judge of that because I have a hard time with time and growth and grasping the concepts that are involved. It’s different when you’re actually the one changing gradually over time. Kara Pound themail@folioweekly.com JULY 3-9, 2012 | foLio weekLY | 23

Junk Gypsy: Americana artist Daniel Levi Goans performs at Burro Bar on July 8.

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Singer-songwriter Daniel Levi Goans ends his solo career in the sweetest way possible DANIEL LEVI GOANS & LAUREN PLANK GOANS with NEW STRANGERS Sunday, July 8 at 8 p.m. Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville 353-4686

uccess in folk music hinges on two variables: wide-eyed sincerity and charismatic mystery. Open up, and you become every listener’s best friend; cloak yourself in metaphor, and you speak for the masses. North Carolina native Daniel Levi Goans pulls off both with equal élan, particularly on his lush 2011 album “Brother Stranger,” which combines The Avett Brothers’ heartfelt balladry with plainspoken Dylan, Guthrie and Seegeresque power. Goans’ new EP, “Another Time,” also packs a ramshackle jolt of summer energy, reflecting his romantic and musical partnership with new wife, Lauren. Folio Weekly chatted with Goans about turning his solo act into a duo, moving beyond pop-rock roots and honoring the folk tradition.

Folio Weekly: June was a good month — you released a new EP, spent some time at home and set out on a Northeast tour. Daniel Levi Goans: I was excited to release the EP right as summer started, and being in home in North Carolina was an amazing gift for us. We planted a garden and charged the batteries before heading up to Boston, where we’ve never been. F.W.: The EP has a jauntier, more spontaneous feel than your 2011 full-length, “Brother Stranger.” Perhaps that’s because your wife was so involved? D.L.G.: I agree — the songs on the EP are more conducive to letting loose. While I was recording “Brother Stranger,” I fell in love with Lauren, and next thing I knew, she was singing on four songs. We ended up getting married after I released that record, and now she’s pretty much co-writing every song that’ll be on our next. So yes, we’ve now become a duo, and she is intimately involved with all processes.

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F.W.: Talk about your evolution from band member in The War to solo artist to one-half of a duo. Is this how you envisioned things working out? D.L.G.: I was honored to be a part of The War, which we started when we were all in school at UNC Chapel Hill. When I was 20, I left school and we all moved to Nashville, where I realized, “I’m a songwriter — not just a member of a

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band.” When The War stopped touring, I had enough folk songs to make a record. So I kept doing music, just in a different vein, because The War was pop-rock and I really wanted to do the singer-songwriter thing. But as things got more serious with Lauren, I thought, “We’re better together than just me as a one-man folk show.” So we’ve crafted a new sound. I guess it’s been perpetual change for me. F.W.: And you’ve self-recorded, self-produced and self-released all your music as well? D.L.G.: Yeah, I learned a couple of things living in Nashville for three years. I received a grant from the North Carolina Arts Council and got some really nice microphones which, for folk music, are all you really need. A label would have a lot of reach — and all musicians long for bigger audiences — but I’ve done everything myself so far. I’m a little bit tired, but also thankful to have creative freedom. F.W.: Seems like you’re free to book the performances you want, too; this tour features house shows, club shows, coffeeshop shows — even a farmers’ market appearance. D.L.G.: Folk music is about story and community, so having the ability to interact with the audience enriches the mystery of the songs. My favorites so far are the house shows; venue shows feel like throwing a bunch of little stones into a big pond, while house shows are more like dropping one big rock in a little pond. We’re doing a variety of shows to see where the music resonates — in fact, for the run down to Florida, we have five club and coffeeshop shows to see how things work in that setting. One is even at a venue that does almost all hardcore. They heard my folk stuff and asked us to come down to see if their people would like it. F.W.: Sounds like that folk tradition is important to you? D.L.G.: I’ve always cared about words. Stories and metaphors resonate more than straightforward telling, so I’ve also been drawn to the poetic nature of folk musicians like Paul Simon, Van Morrison, Cat Stevens, Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie and especially Bob Dylan. By keeping mystery in his songs, Dylan really dignified his audience. Also, that tradition of standing up for people who don’t have a voice — telling forgotten people’s stories — inspires me. Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

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JAMISON WILLIAMS Improv saxophonist Williams performs his â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dedication Seriesâ&#x20AC;? at 8 p.m. on July 3, 4 and 5 at + SoLo, 107 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. sologallery.org BONESHAKERS, RANDOM ORBITS, CREEPED, THE RIVERNECKS, THE RESONANTS The punk rock delights kick off at 8 p.m. on July 3 at Nobbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. Admission is $4. 547-2188. HILLVALLEY, FIFTH ON THE FLOOR, SIX TIME LOSERS, RIVER CITY KATS NeoSouthern band Hillvalley plays at 8 p.m. on July 3 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. CANDY LEE Singer-songwriter Lee performs at 9 p.m. on July 3 at Dos Gatos, 123 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. 354-0666. Lee also appears at 9 p.m. on July 5 at Engine 15 Brewing Co, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 249-2337. KIM RETEGUIZ & THE BLACK CAT BONES These local blues rockers hit it at 10 p.m. on July 3 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $5. 247-6636. BLACK CREEK RIZINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; The local group plays at 6 p.m. on July 4 at Dames Point Marina, 4542 Irving Road, Jacksonville. 751-3043. THOSE GUYS Music by the Sea Summer Concerts presents NEFla faves Those Guys at 7 p.m. on July 4 at St. Johns County Pier Park, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. This family-friendly event is held every Wed. through Sept. 26 and features food from a different local eatery each week. Bring coolers, blankets and beach chairs. 347-8807. RICE, WAVEFUNCTIONS Skinny Records recording artists RICE perform at 8 p.m. on July 4 at Dos Gatos, 123 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. 354-0666. HEY ROCCO, SHATTERMAT, CHIEFORA, ART HOUSE This night of local indie and punk rock starts at 8 p.m. on July 4 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. 353-4686. WHO RESCUED WHO The local musicians play at 10 p.m. on July 4 at The Pier Cantina & Sandbar, 412 N. First St., Jax Beach. 246-6454. FROM THE EMBRACE These hard rockers play at 7 p.m. on July 5 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 831 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. THE ANCIENT CITY BRASS Concerts in the Plaza celebrates its 22nd season of free concerts, this week featuring local act Ancient City Brass at 7 p.m. on July 5 under the oaks in Plaza

de la ConstituciĂłn, located between Cathedral Place and King Street, historic downtown St. Augustine. The concerts are at 7 p.m. every Thur. through Aug. 30. Bring lounge chairs. Alcohol is prohibited. staugustinegovernment.com/sites/concerts-plaza SUNJAMMER The local band plays at 8 p.m. on July 5 at Sun Dog Diner, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. The band also plays at 7 p.m. on July 6 at Dickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wings and Grill, 1610 University Blvd. W., Jacksonville. 448-2110. GEORGE WATSKY, DUMBFOUNDDEAD These indie rockers perform at 8 p.m. on July 5 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15. 398-7496. SPADE McQUADE Celtic rocker McQuade plays solo at 9 p.m. on July 5 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010. THE STEPHEN COMBS BAND The Sounds on Centre free outdoor concert features the Stephen Combs Band from 6-8 p.m. on July 6 at 100 Centre St., between Second and Front, Fernandina Beach. The concerts are held on the first Fri. of each month through October. 277-0717. MR. NATURAL Local faves Mr. Natural play at 7 p.m. on July 6 and 7 at Dames Point Marina, 4542 Irving Road, Jacksonville. 751-3043. POTLUCK, KUNG FU VAMPIRE, DGAF, DRP The heavy-ass music starts at 7 p.m. on July 6 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 831 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. DON MINIARD The pride of Jax Beach, singer-songwriter Miniard, performs at 7 p.m. on July 6 in the Courtyard at 200 First Street, Neptune Beach. 241-1026. FOLK IS PEOPLE CD Release with CANARY IN THE COALMINE, OSCAR MIKE The popular local Americana band kicks off at 8 p.m. on July 6 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. SONS NOT BEGGARS, DIREWOLVES, MIKE BERNOS BAND, KOSTIC LAW Rock and blues by these local bands starts at 8 p.m. on July 6 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-4273. LIFT The Northeast Florida musicians play at 10 p.m. on July 6 at My Place Bar & Grill, 9550 Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville. 737-5299. The band also plays at 10 p.m. on July 7 at Your Place Bar & Grill, 13245 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. 221-9994. JAMISON WILLIAMS, BILL HENDERSON These improv musicians perform at 8 p.m. on July 6 at + SoLo, 107 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. sologallery.org

DUNE DOGS Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be onstage howlinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; when these local rockers appear at 8:30 p.m. on July 6 at Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. POP MUZIK These local rockers are on at 9 p.m. on July 6 at Cliffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Jacksonville. 645-5162. GUANTANAMO BAYWATCH, WET NURSE, TIGHT GENES, THE MOLD Oh, the humanity! The punk rock is served hot and fresh at 9 p.m. on July 6 at Nobbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. Admission is $6. 547-2188. CHROMA These local jam band faves perform at 10 p.m. on July 6 at Flyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tie Irish Pub, 177 Sailfish Drive E., Atlantic Beach. 246-4293. RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Clayton Bush performs at 10:30 a.m., Big Picture is featured at 11:45 a.m. and Savanna Bassett performs at 2:30 p.m. on July 7 at the weekly arts market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. 554-6865. riversideartsmarket.com THE DRUIDS Soothe your rock-n-roll soul with this popular local trio, appearing at 7 p.m. on July 7 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, Southside. 854-6060. THE MONSTER FOOL These local rockers play at 6 p.m. on July 7 at Luluâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Waterfront Grille, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-0139. RUBY BEACH BAND Named for the Jax Beach of old, this local band appears at 6:30 p.m. on July 7 at Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. ABOLISH THE RELICS, PAWN TAKES KING, RED SEAS, IN TOO DEEP, APPALACHIAN DEATH TRAP This evening of local metal and punk kicks off at 7 p.m. on July 7 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 831 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. INKY SKULLS, ERIC AYOTTE, SENDERS, ANTI-SOCIALES, UN FINAL FATAL, SERENGHETTO The punk music starts at 8 p.m. on July 7 at Nobbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. Admission is $5. 547-2188. SALTWATER GRASS, BONNIE BLUE, CHROMA This evening of quality local jam band greatness starts at 8 p.m. on July 7 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-4273. CHARLIE ROBERTSON, BILL SCHUSTIK These singersongwriters play at 8 p.m. on July 7 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 399-1740. EYE EMPIRE, RAZORâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S EDGE, GLORIOUS GUNNER

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The rock action kicks off at 8 p.m. on July 7 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 398-7496. TURNOVER, CITIZEN, LIGHT YEARS These indie musicmakers hit the stage at 8 p.m. on July 7 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. 353-4686. KATIE GRACE HELOW, SCREAMIN’ EAGLE The local indie folkies play at 9 p.m. on July 7 at Bold Bean Coffee Roasters, 869 Stockton St., Ste. 1, Jacksonville. 855-1181. STEVE PRUITT Singer-songwriter Pruitt performs at 9 p.m. on July 7 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010. MEDICINE BOWL The rock-and-roll healing begins at 9 p.m. on July 7 at Cliff’s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Jacksonville. 645-5162. SUFFERING OVERLOAD These local heavy-hitters play at 9 p.m. on July 7 at The Mayport Tavern, 2775 Old Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach. 270-0801. BAY STREET NEFla faves Bay Street perform at 10 p.m. on July 7 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $5. 247-6636. SPADE McQUADE & THE ALLSTARS These popular Celtic rock musicians play at 10 p.m. on July 7 at Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, 177 Sailfish Drive E., Atlantic Beach. 246-4293. GOLIATH FLORES The multi-instrumentalist appears at 1 p.m. on July 8 at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. MICHAEL FUNGE Funge plays Celtic tunes at 6:30 p.m. on July 8 at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. MISHKA, TASTE BUDS This evening of dank rap and rock starts at 8 p.m. on July 8 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $15. 246-4273. THOSE DARLINS Country rock punks Those Darlins play at 8 p.m. on July 8 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 398-7496. DANIEL LEVI GOANS & LAUREN PLANK GOANS, NEW STRANGERS Americana artists Daniel Levi and Lauren Plank Goans play at 8 p.m. on July 8 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. 353-4686. TAB BENOIT, SOL DRIVEN TRAIN Bayou bluesman Benoit appears at 9 p.m. on July 8 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Advance tickets are $22.50; $25 day of show. 247-6636.

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IMPENDING DOOM This lightheartedly named metal ensemble is on at 7 p.m. on July 9 at Brewster’s Pit, 831 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. THE NESKIMOS, PAWN TAKES KING The NESkimos play video game music hits of yore at 8 p.m. on July 9 at Nobby’s, 10 Anastasia Blvd., St. Augustine. 547-2188. JO EVERITT, WEST WATER OUTLAWS, HOMEMADE These rockers hit the stage at 8 p.m. on July 9 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. BIG SOMETHING Jam band Big Something plays at 9 p.m. on July 9 at Dog Star Tavern, 10 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach. 277-8010. ICON AND ANCHOR, PERMUTATION, SACRIFICE TO SURVIVE, SANGUINARY The local heavyweights rock the house at 7 p.m. on July 10 at Brewster’s Pit, 831 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. JUST LIKE GENTLEMEN, SCREAM OUT LOUD, SILENCE THE DOUBTFUL, HEARTCAKE PARTY, AKIRA Emo and indie groups perform at 7 p.m. on July 10 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. LITTLE HIGH LITTLE LOW, FAITH CITY FIASCO, BOOGER, LAURELIN KRUSE Indie folk and punk music starts at 8 p.m. on July 10 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. 353-4686.

UPCOMING CONCERTS CANDY LEE July 11, Island Girl Cigar Bar, Neptune Beach BIG SOMETHING July 12, Jack Rabbits GINORMOUS J July 12, Dog Star Tavern ABK, DJ CLAY, BLAZE July 13, Brewster’s Pit COL. BRUCE HAMPTON, RET. July 13, Dog Star Tavern TREVOR HALL, ANUHEA, JUSTIN YOUNG July 13, Freebird Live FRESH MUSIC FESTIVAL July 13, Veterans Memorial Arena FREE PHAZE, DIOPTRICS, PREZ CRICKET, MEGATRON, RIC DOLORE July 13, 1904 Bar THE UH, JESSE VANCE, NICK BOUTWELL, BLACK BEAST OF ARGHH, JIBLIT DUPREE July 13, + SoLo CANDY LEE, SWEET SCARLETT, THE BOARD BROTHERS July 14, Riverside Arts Market JOHN CARVER BAND CD Release July 14, Freebird Live

WHETHERMAN, THE GREAT STATE July 14, 1904 Bar KARL W. DAVIS July 14, Dog Star Tavern PALM TREES AND POWERLINES, A DANGER TO MYSELF, THE HOPE EFFECT, ME EQUALS YOU, TREES SETTING FIRES, A FALL FROM AFAR July 16, Brewster’s Pit ARPETRIO July 16, Dog Star Tavern IBNUBO July 16, + SoLo GEORGE DONALDSON (Celtic Thunder) July 17, Culhane’s Irish Pub REBECCA DAY July 17, Jack Rabbits EXITING THE FALL July 17, Brewster’s Pit 311, SLIGHTLY STOOPID, THE AGGROLITES July 18, St. Augustine Amphitheatre ANDERS OSBORNE July 19, Freebird Live THE HOLY SH*TS, BIG AWESOME, STRONG CITY, THE RESONANTS July 19, Nobby’s THE SAMMUS THEORY, MANNA ZEN, BREAKING THROUGH July 19, Brewster’s Pit WAVEFUNCTIONS, SORNE, SEA CYCLES, SOME July 19, Jack Rabbits WHETHERMAN, CANARY IN THE COALMINE, ANTIQUE ANIMALS July 20, Freebird Live THOMAS WYNN AND THE BELIEVERS July 20, Mojo Kitchen BLACK CREEK RIZIN’ July 21, The Mayport Tavern MIKE BERNOS BAND, WHETHERMAN & MELODIES, BRAVO SCHOOL OF DANCE July 21, Riverside Arts Market BADFISH (Sublime Tribute), SCOTTY DON’T, FULL SERVICE July 21, Freebird Live DAMON FOWLER July 21, Mojo Kitchen WAYLON THORNTON & The HEAVY HANDS July 21, Nobby’s SPINESHANK, MUREAU, KILO-KAHN, WAKE THE LIVING July 21, Brewster’s Pit CANNIBIS, PERMUTATION, TAKE THIS CITY, BOW PROMETHEUS, IN TOO DEEP, SILENCE THE DOUBTFUL July 23, Brewster’s Pit LAURA K. BALKE July 24, Burro Bar WORN IN RED, THE RESONANTS July 26, Nobby’s WHO RESCUED WHO July 26, Lynch’s Irish Pub THE DUKES OF SEPTEMBER RHYTHM REVUE (DONALD FAGEN, MICHAEL McDONALD, BOZ SCAGGS) July 27, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THE HENDRIX EXPERIENCE July 27, Freebird Live HUMAN FACTOR LAB July 27, Brewster’s Pit WHO RESCUED WHO July 27, Square One FLANNEL CHURCH July 27, Dog Star Tavern MEREDITH RAE, BRAIDED LIGHT DANCE PROJECT, DAVID RUSSELL & JOHN PAYTON, SIDETRACK July 28, Riverside Arts Market YES and PROCOL HARUM July 28, St. Augustine Amphitheatre KINGS OF HELL July 28, Fly’s Tie Irish Pub WHO RESCUED WHO July 28, Latitude 30 THE 3 July 28, Dog Star Tavern SALIVA July 28, Brewster’s Pit SOJA, INNER CIRCLE, GROOVE STAIN July 29, Mavericks VACATION CLUB, NIGHTMARE BOYZZZ July 30, Nobby’s ALICE SWEET ALICE, ENTROPY, LES DOUX, SHARK BAIT, REMNANTS OF SHADOWS, AMONGST THE FORGOTTEN July 30, Brewster’s Pit LITTLE FEAT July 31, The Florida Theatre GHOST LIGHT ROAD Aug. 1, Burro Bar ZOOGMA, SIR CHARLES Aug. 1, Freebird Live UNCOMMON MUSIC FESTIVAL Aug. 1, The Florida Theatre PASSERINE, DAN COADY, THE BOARD BROTHERS Aug. 4, Riverside Arts Market POWERBALL, THE PINZ, SHATTERMAT Aug. 4, Burro Bar FORMATTA Aug. 4, Freebird Live GIRLS ROCK CAMP SHOWCASE Aug. 4, The Florida Theatre BILL SHUTE Aug. 4 & 5, + SoLo BASEMENT, DEAD END PATH, DAYLIGHT Aug. 6, Burro Bar AARON NEVILLE Aug. 7, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall NEON TREES, WALK THE MOON Aug. 8, Freebird Live THE DANGEROUS SUMMER Aug. 9, Brewster’s Pit JASON ALDEAN, LUKE BRYAN, RACHEL FARLEY Aug. 9, Veterans Memorial Arena LESS THAN JAKE Aug. 10, Freebird Live BRET MICHAELS Aug. 10, Whisky River RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS Aug. 10, Brewster’s Pit DAVID DONDERO, SCREAMIN’ EAGLE Aug. 11, Café Eleven U2 BY UV (U2 Tribute) Aug. 11, Freebird Live COMING THIS FALL CD Release Aug. 17, Freebird Live STEVE VAI Aug. 18, The Florida Theatre WET NURSE Aug. 18, Nobby’s ADEMA Aug. 18, Brewster’s Pit RICHARD KAMERMAN, DAVID KIRBY, TRAVIS JOHNSON Aug. 18, + SoLo REBELUTION, THE EXPENDABLES, PASSAFIRE Aug. 19, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THE GRASCALS Aug. 23, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall DEAD PREZ Aug. 24, 1904 Bar TAMMERLIN Aug. 25, European Street Café Southside TIGHT GENES Aug. 25, Nobby’s BONZ (Stuck Mojo) Aug. 25, Brewster’s Pit KENNY WAYNE SHEPHERD Aug. 26, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall SUBLIME WITH ROME Aug. 30, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DAVID DONDERO, SCREAMIN’ EAGLE Aug. 30, Nobby’s

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Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re jamminâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; me: Saltwater Grass (pictured) performs their farewell concert (no tears, people) along with Bonnie Blue and Chroma on July 7 at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-4273.

TURNCOAT COLLECTIVE, MICKEY SCHILLINGS Sept. 1, + SoLo NONPOINT, EYE EMPIRE Sept. 1, Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit TRAIN, MAT KEARNEY Sept. 6, St. Augustine Amphitheatre CORBITT BROTHERS, JACKSON VEGAS Sept. 7, Freebird Live CHEAP TIME, SEXCAPADES Sept. 8, Nobbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s BUILT TO SPILL, HELVETIA, SISTER CRAYON Sept. 9, Jack Rabbits CITIZEN COPE Sept. 12, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall CHRIS ISAAK Sept. 13, The Florida Theatre DUBLIN CITY RAMBLERS Sept. 18, Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub YELAWOLF Sept. 20, Freebird Live IAN ANDERSON Sept. 21, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DARRYL WORLEY, DAVID LEE MURPHY, BO BICE

Sept. 22, Thrasher-Horne Center THE GREEN Sept. 26, Freebird Live BLONDIE, DEVO Sept. 22, St. Augustine Amphitheatre KEIKO MATSUI Sept. 28, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ZACH DEPUTY Sept. 28, Freebird Live JOE COCKER, DAVE MASON Sept. 30, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THE WOBBLY TOMS Oct. 19, Flyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tie Irish Pub ARTURO SANDOVAL Oct. 26, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall BLUES TRAVELER Oct. 28, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall DR. DOG Nov. 11, Freebird Live DONAVON FRANKENREITER Nov. 14, Freebird Live EDDIE VEDDER Nov. 24 & 25, T-U Center PAPADASIO Dec. 8, Freebird Live

BEECH STREET GRILL, 801 Beech, 277-3662 John Springer every Fri. & Sat., every other Thur. Barry Randolph every Sun. CAFE KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269 Live music in the courtyard at 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., at 5 p.m. every Sun. DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Spade McQuade at 9 p.m. on July 5. Badman on July 6. Steve Pruitt at 9 p.m. on July 7. Big Something at 9 p.m. on July 9. DJs J.G. World & Jim spin actual vinyl at 8 p.m. every Tue. for Working Class Stiffs GENNAROâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., 4 91-1999 Live jazz from 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. Third St., 321-2324 Dan Voll from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Live music every weekend MERMAID BAR, Florida House Inn, 22 S. Third St., 491-3322 Local bands for open mic from 7:30-11 p.m. every Thur. Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;KANEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S IRISH PUB, 318 Centre St., 261-1000 Dan Voll at 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Turner London Band at 8:30 p.m. every Thur., Fri. & Sat. THE PALACE SALOON & SHEFFIELDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 BSP Unplugged every Tue. & Sun. Wes Cobb every Wed. DJ Heavy Hess, Hupp & Rob every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. DJ Miguel Alvarez in Sheffieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s every Fri. DJ Heavy Hess every Sat. Cason every Mon. PLAE, 80 Amelia Circle, Amelia Island Plantation, 277-2132 Gary Ross from 7-11 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 Live music every night THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Live music Tue.Sun. DJ Roc at 5 p.m. every Wed.

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

AJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAR & GRILLE, 10244 Atlantic Blvd., 805-9060 DJ Sheryl every Thur., Fri. & Sat. DJ Mike every Tue. & Wed. Karaoke every Thur. MVPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. PLUSH, RAIN, LAVA, 845 University Blvd. N., 745-1845 DJ Massive spins top 40 in Rain every Wed., DJs spin Latin every Fri.

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STARBUCKS, 9301 Atlantic Blvd., 724-4554 Open mic with Starbucks Trio from 8-11 p.m. every other Fri. TONINO’S TRATTORIA, 7001 Merrill Rd., 743-3848 Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams at 6 p.m. every Fri. Signature String Quartet every Sat. VIP LOUNGE, 7707 Arlington Expressway, 619-8198 Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Wed. & Fri. Reggae every Thur. A DJ spins Old School every Sat. A DJ spins every Sun.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet every Wed. Bush Doctors every first Fri. & Sat. Live jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins vintage every Fri. DJs SuZiRok, LowKill & Mowgli spin for Chillwave Madness every Mon. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke with Dave Thrash every Wed. DJ 151 spins hip hop, R&B, old-school every Thur. DJ Catharsis spins lounge beats every first & fourth Sat. Patrick Evan & CoAlition Industry Sun. TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

THE COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Albert Adkins spins house every Fri. DJs Adrian Sky, Alberto Diaz & Chris Zachrich spin dance every Tue. DJ Michael Stumbaugh spins every Sat. GATOR’S DOCKSIDE, 8650 Baymeadows Rd., 448-0500 Comfort Zone Band at 9 p.m. every Fri. MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Lift at 10 p.m. on July 6. Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Tue. & Wed. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636 DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri.

BEACHES

(All clubs & venues in Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Don Miniard from

DOWNTOWN

1904 BAR, 19 Ocean St., 356-0213 Hip hop on July 6. Miazma Summer on July 7. Open mic every Mon. BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS, 869 Stockton St., Ste. 1,

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855-1181 Katie Grace Helow and Screamin’ Eagle at 9 p.m. on July 7 BURRO BAR, 228 E. Forsyth St., 353-4692 Polygons and Hannah Thomas at 8 p.m. on July 3. Hey Rocco, Shattermat, Chiefora and Art House at 8 p.m. on July 4. Turnover, Citizen and Light Years at 8 p.m. on July 7. Daniel Levi & Lauren Plank Goans and New Strangers at 8 p.m. on July 8. Little High Little Low, Faith City Fiasco, Booger and Laurelin Kruse at 8 p.m. on July 10. DJ Tin Man spins reggae & dub every Tue. DJ SuZi-Rok spins every Thur. $Big Bucks DJ Crew$ every Sat. Bert No Shirt & Uncle Jesse every Sun. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Jazz at 11 a.m., Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 Candy Lee at 9 p.m. on July 3. Rice and WaveFunctions on July 4. DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. FIONN MacCOOL’S, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 176, 374-1247 Something Distant from 8 p.m.-mid. on July 4. Ron Rodriguez from 8 p.m.-mid. on July 5. Braxton Adamson at 5:30 p.m., Boogie Freaks at 9 p.m. on July 6. Badd Assets at 9 p.m. on July 7. Live music every weekend THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 Stevie Fingers at 5 p.m., 5x7 Band at 10 p.m. on July 4. Cowford County Band from 8 p.m.-1 a.m. on July 6. Firestock 2012 benefit with Kim Reteguiz & The Black Cat Bones at 5 p.m., The Skanks at 6 p.m., Apollo Fallout at 7 p.m., The Rick Arcusa Band at 8:30 p.m., Uncle Otis at 9:30, Signal 27 at 10:30, Rogue Patriot at 11:30 p.m. and 3-Alarm Jam at 12:30 a.m. on July 7 MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., 356-1110 Chippendales on July 7. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. THE PHOENIX TAPROOM, 325 W. Forsyth St., 798-8222 Live music most weekends + SOLO, 107 E. Bay St., sologallery.org Jamison Williams at 8 p.m. on July 3, 4 & 5. Jamison Williams and Bill Henderson at 8 p.m. on July 6 UNDERBELLY, 113 E. Bay St., 353-6067 Live music on weekends ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 John King Band at 8 p.m. on July 5. Megan Diamon at 9 p.m. on

July 6. Be Easy on July 7. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on July 4. DJ BG on July 5. Circle of Influence at 9:30 p.m. on July 6 & 7. Reggae at 4 p.m. on July 8. Deck music at 5 p.m. every Fri. & Sat.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Pop Muzik on July 6. Medicine Bowl at 9 p.m. on July 7. Karaoke every Thur. & Sun. Live music every Tue. & Wed. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Billy Bowers from 7-10 p.m. on July 5. Live music every Fri. YOUR PLACE BAR & GRILL, 13245 Atlantic Blvd., 221-9994 Lift at 10 p.m. on July 7. Live music every weekend

JULINGTON CREEK, NW ST. JOHNS

SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN

AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry & John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff every Fri. & Sat. RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. SUNBURST STUDIOS, 12641 San Jose Blvd., 485-0946 Open mic with My Friendz Band at 8:30 p.m. every Mon. Karaoke at 8:30 p.m. with DJ Tom Turner every Tue. WING IT, 11018 Old St. Augustine Rd., 262-6652 Creekside Songwriters Showcase from 7-10 p.m. on July 9

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

BLACK HORSE WINERY, 420 Kingsley Ave., 644-8480 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., from 2-6 p.m. every Sun. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855

Anna Funk

7-10 p.m. on July 6 BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD, 120 S. Third St., 444-8862 Kurt Lanham sings island music every Fri.-Sun. BILLY’S BOATHOUSE GRILL, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Jimi Graves from 5:30-9:30 p.m. on July 5. Dune Dogs at 6 p.m. on July 7. Incognito from noon-4 p.m., Ghost radio from 6-10 p.m. on July 8 BLUE BAR, 333 N. First St., 595-5355 Cloud 9 at 7 p.m. on July 11. Live music nightly BREWSTER’S PIT, 831 N. First St., 223-9850 From the Embrace at 7 p.m. on July 4. Potluck, Kung Fu Vampire, DGAF and DRP at 8 p.m. on July 6. Death Trap at 7 p.m. on July 7. Impending Doom at 7 p.m. on July 9. Icon and Anchor, Permutation, Sacrifice to Survive and Sanguinary at 7 p.m. on July 10 BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ IBay every Tue., Fri. & Sat. DJ Ginsu every Wed. DJ Jade every Thur. Charlie Walker every Sun. CRAB CAKE FACTORY, 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza, 247-9880 Live jazz with Pierre & Co. every Wed. CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Dune Dogs at 8:30 p.m. on July 6. Ruby Beach at 6:30 p.m. on July 7. Michael Funge at 6:30 p.m. on July 8 DICK’S WINGS, 311 N. Third St., Ste. 107, 853-5004 Big Jeff at 8 p.m. every Thur. Live music at 9 p.m. every Sat. EL POTRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1553 Third St. N., 241-6910 Wilfredo Lopez every Wed. & Sat. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur. FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Chroma on July 6. Spade McQuade & the Allstars at 9 p.m. on July 7.. Songwriters Nite every Tues. Ryan Campbell every Wed. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Charlie Walker every Mon. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Sons Not Beggars, Direwolves, Mike Bernos Band and Kostick Law at 8 p.m. on July 6. Saltwater Grass farewell show, with Bonnie Blue and Chroma on July 7. Mishka and Taste Buds on July 8 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Jimmy Solari on July 5. John Austill on July 6. Randy Jagers on July 7. Live music every Wed.-Sat. LILLIE’S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Live music at 10 p.m. on July 6 & 7. Split Tone at 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Uncommon Legends every Wed. Ryan Campbell every Thur. Wits End every Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 270-0801 Suffering Overload at 9 p.m. on July 7. DJ Buster every Wed. & Fri. Hoobieu with Jacob Creel every Thur. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 Catfish Alliance on July 4. Lucky Costello on July 6. Wes Cobb on July 7. Kurt Lanham on July 8. Live music every Wed.-Sun. MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 Neil Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Gypsies Ginger at 6 p.m. every Wed. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur. MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 Kim Reteguiz & the Black Cat Bones at 10 p.m. on July 3. Bay Street at 10 p.m. on July 7. Tab Benoit and Sol Driven Train at 9 p.m. on July 8 MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Billy Bowers from 6-10 p.m. on July 3. Reggae on the deck every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sun. Live music every third Wed. NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. THE PIER CANTINA & SANDBAR, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 Who Rescued Who at 10 p.m. on July 4. Darren Corlew and Johnny Flood at 7 p.m. every Thur. DJ Infader every Fri. Nate Holley every Sat. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Neil Dixon & Richard Smith at 7 p.m. on July 4. Lyons on July 5. Retro Katz on July 6 & 7. The Splinters on July 8. Live music every Wed.-Sun. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 3 on July 4. SunJammer at 8 p.m. on July 5. Chuck Nash Band at 9:30 p.m. on July 6 & 7. Storytellers on July 8. Live music every Tue.-Sun. TIDES BEACH BAR, Hampton Inn, 1515 First St. N., 2 41-2311 Sweet Scarlett on July 4. Be Easy on July 5. First Coast Steel on July 7. Ron Rodriguez on July 8. Live music every Thur. & Sun. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

Hittin’ the Note: Improv saxophonist Jamison Williams performs his “Dedication Series” on July 3, 4 and 5 at 8 p.m. at + SoLo, 107 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. Williams appears again with Bill Henderson on July 6. sologallery.org

345-3466 Live music from 5-7 p.m. every Wed., 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur.-Sat. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Harry & Sally from 7-9 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke from 7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Bryan Ripper at 8 p.m. on July 5. Matt Collins on July 6. The Druids on July 7. Live music every Wed.-Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Brown Bag Special on July 5. Be Easy at 8 p.m. on July 6. Paul Haftel on July 7. Stukes & Lance on July 8. Open mic every Sun. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music from 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur. and 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Shotgun Redd on July 6. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Wed.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

Ruby Beach Band appears on July 7 at 6:30 p.m. at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595.

Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Live music every Thur.-Sat. DJ Jason every Tue. DJ Israel every Wed.

PALATKA

DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 Garage Band at 8 p.m. on July 6. Blues Lightning at 8:30 p.m. on July 7. Local talent every Wed. Karaoke every Thur. Country music showcase every Fri. Blues jam every Sun.

PONTE VEDRA

ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 820 A1A N., Ste. E-18, 834-2492 Randy Jagers on July 5. D-Lo Thompson on July 6. Matt Collins on July 7. Live music every Wed.-Sat. LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 285-0139 Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. The Monster Fool from 6-10 p.m. every Sat. Tony Novelly from 6-10 p.m. every Mon. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., Ste. 208, 280-5515 Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

FLA RIDERS MOTORCYCLE CLUB, 243 S. Edgewood Ave. DJ DreOne spins every Wed. for open mic nite HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Artilect, Sacrifice to Survive and Permutation at 8 p.m. on July 7 YESTERDAYS SOCIAL CLUB, 3638 Park St., 387-0502 Open mic for ladies nite at 8 p.m. every Thur. Rotating DJs spin for Pro Bono electronic music party from 7 p.m.-2 a.m. every Sun.

ST. AUGUSTINE, ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Billy Buchanan & Free Avenue on July 4. The Mix on July 6 & 7 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Open mic with Smokin’ Joe on July 3. Colton McKenna at 6:30 p.m. on July 6. TJ Ward on July 7 BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE, 48 Spanish St., 547-2023 Live music Fri. & Sat. THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on July 6

CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 The Committee at 7 p.m. on July 4 & 6. Gary Douglas Campbell at 2 p.m., The Committee at 7 p.m. on July 7. Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on July 8 CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. Ty Cowell at 5:30 p.m. every Sun. HARRY’S, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Live music every Fri. JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Ty Cowell from 6-9 p.m. every Thur. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. of the month MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler from noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at 11 a.m. every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Live music at 9:30 p.m. on July 6 & 7. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. NOBBY’S, 10 Anastasia Blvd., 547-2188 Boneshakers, Random Orbits, Creepoid, The Rivernecks and The Resonants at 9 p.m. on July 3. Guantanamo Bay Watch, Wet Nurse, Tight Genes and The Mold at 9 p.m. on July 6. Inky Skulls, Eric Atotte, Senders, Anti-Sociales, Un Final Fatal and Serenghetto at 8 p.m. on July 7. The NESkimos and Pawn Takes King at 9 p.m. on July 9 SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex are in for Karaoke every Mon. SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE, 21 Hypolita St., 819-5637 Live music every Fri.-Sun. THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Hootch at 9 p.m. on July 6 & 7. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur.

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Beer house rock every Wed. Live music every Thur. Will Hurley every Fri. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. BAHAMA BREEZE, 10205 River Coast Dr., 646-1031 Clarence Wears every Tue. Selwyn Toby every Wed. Barry O at 4 p.m., Laree App at 7:30 p.m. every Thur. Laree App at 4 p.m., Selwyn Toby at 8 p.m. every Fri. Barry O at 4 p.m., Laree App at 8 p.m. every Sat. Selwyn Toby at 4 p.m., Laree App at 7:30 p.m. every Sun. Clarence Wears at 4 p.m., Selwyn Toby at 7:30 p.m. every Mon. Caribbean music on the patio nightly BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr.,

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., \ 399-1740 The John Thomas Group at 8 p.m. on July 5. Charlie Robertson and Bill Schustik at 8 p.m. on July 7. Jazz every second Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. American Top 40 every Fri. Salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Hillvalley, Fifth on the Floor, Six Time Losers and River City Kats at 8 p.m. on July 3. George Watsky and Dumbfoundedead at 8 p.m. on July 5. Folk Is People CD release with Canary in the Coalmine and Oscar Mike at 8 p.m. on July 6. Eye Empire, Razor’s Edge and Glorious Gunner at 8 p.m. on July 7. Those Darlins at 8 p.m. on July 8. Jo Everitt, West Water Outlaws and Homemade at 8 p.m. on July 9. Just Like Gentlemen, Scream Out Loud, Silence The Doubtful, Heartcake Party and Akira at 8 p.m. on July 10 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Patrick Evan & Bert Mingea or Mark O’Quinn every Thur. PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square with MVP Band & Special Formula at 8 p.m.; DJ Dr. Doom at 10:30 p.m. every Mon. DJs Wes Reed & Josh Kemp spin underground dance at 9 p.m. every Wed. DJ Hal spins for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Thur. Mitch Kuhman & Friends of Blake at 6 p.m. every other Fri. DJs Rogue and Mickey Shadow spin every Factory Sat.

SOUTHSIDE

BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic with The Foxes from 7-11 p.m. every Tue. & with George every Thur. Live music every Fri. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 DJ Jeff Bell at 7 p.m. on July 3 & 10. DJ Stuntz at 8:30 p.m. on July 5. VJ Professor Jeff at 8:30 p.m., DJ Fellin at 11:30 p.m. on July 6. VJ Josh Frazetta at 8:30 p.m., VJ Ginsu at 11:30 p.m. on July 7

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BLUE DINER CAFE, 5868 Norwood Ave., 766-7774 Jazz from 7-9 p.m. every first Thur. BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, 647-7798 Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. Open mic every Wed. DAMES POINT MARINA, 4542 Irving Road, 751-3043 Black Creek at 6 p.m. on July 4. Mr. Natural at 7 p.m. on July 6 & 7. Open mic every Wed. DJ Steve spins every Thur. FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. SKYLINE SPORTSBAR, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Open mic with Al Poindexter on July 5. Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on July 8 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music every Sat. To get listed, send band name, time, date, venue location, street address, city, admission price, contact number to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com. Deadline 4 p.m. Tue.

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Works by Dykgraaf include: 1) “Chick Pals Roosting” (Linoleum print, 9"x11") 2) “My Prized Winner” (Mixed media, 24"x24") 3) “Through the Guinea Corn Fence” (Woodcut)

Sweet Relief

Woodblock printmaker Annelies M. Dykgraaf gets a rise out of her African heritage

ocal art lovers have probably seen Annelies M. Dykgraaf ’s woodblock prints around town. The images are hard to miss: Bold hues of red, green, blue, black and yellow depict scenes from the artist’s Nigerian childhood — roosters, children heading to the local market and a mother wearing her infant on her while back mixing food. Armed with a BFA from Calvin College in Grand Rapids, Mich., Dykgraaf moved to Jacksonville in 2001, and has since made a name for herself within the local art community. She is current vice president of Jacksonville Consortium for African American Artists (JCAAA) and current president of The Art Center Cooperative Inc. (TAC), as well as a founding member of both organizations. She’s also a board member and visual arts coordinator for the Beaches Fine Arts Series and has shown her work everywhere from The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens to The Haskell Gallery to Karpeles Manuscript Library Museum. While the artist is accomplished in acrylics and oils, her medium of choice is woodblock prints. Dykgraaf currently has 11 woodcuts on display at Midtown Deli & Cafe and various pieces at The Women’s Center of Jacksonville. She is the featured artist at The Art Center Cooperative Gallery for July. Folio Weekly spoke to Dykgraaf about her colorful heritage and equally vibrant work.

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Folio Weekly: You had an interesting childhood — born in Nigeria, West Africa and your parents were teachers and missionaries. How did those experiences affect your art? Annelies M. Dykgraaf: Yes, I was born in Nigeria — Jos, Plateau State, to be precise. That is where I went to school — first grade through high school — at Hillcrest School. I lived away from my parents in a boarding school while they worked in Benue State. I had about 32 classmates in which 15 different

nationalities were represented, and a handful of different religions. My art mainly depicts people, the vast and unique personalities and relationships, and also tells stories of my childhood and the uniting of cultures and races. Often incorporated into my reliefs are drawing motifs from the tradition of wood carvings, textile patterns, Uli motifs and symbols from various West African tribal folk tales and myths. F.W.: What influenced you to pursue a career in art? Are your parents creative people? A.M.D.: I have always been drawing and creating since childhood and felt that was an integral part of me and thus a natural progression to pursue and fine-tune. It is what I know and have been gifted with. Both my

“I have always been drawing and creating since childhood. It is what I know and have been gifted with.” grandparents on my mom’s side were painters. My mother enjoys making jewelry and makes wonderful wall hangings combining quilting, different cloths and jewelry, and my father enjoys woodturning. F.W.: You’re most known for your woodblock prints. Could you describe that process? A.M.D.: I first sketch onto a piece of wood my general idea, then proceed to carve by hand into the wood with various “v” and “u” shaped wood tools. I also use a Dremel tool and will occasionally burn into the wood, as well. After all the cutting has been done, I then roll ink onto the wood and then put a piece of paper on top of the ink and rub the paper until an

impression is seen on the paper. I hand-pull all of my prints and keep the editions limited to only five. F.W.: Why do you incorporate the lizard motif in much of your work? A.M.D.: Lizards are everywhere in Nigeria — big and colorful. The lizard is often seen tattooed down the middle of the forehead among the Avadi people who live in Niger State. It represents good luck in the forms of a protective spirit, fertility symbol, household tranquility, bounty and wisdom. I have adopted it as my own. F.W.: Aside from growing up in West Africa, what are some other things that influence and inspire your work? A.M.D.: Relief printing and wood engraving has been around for centuries in both Europe and the Far East. In Europe, woodcut is the oldest technique used for master prints developing around 1400 A.D. — Albrecht Durer brought woodcuts to the foreground. In the 1860s, Japanese prints influenced some of my favorite artists like Edvard Munch, Paul Gauguin, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec and Mary Cassatt. In the 20th century, Ernst Ludwig Kirchner of the Die Brücke group developed a process of producing colored woodcut prints using a single block, by applying different colors to the block with a brush à la poupée and then printing (a process halfway between a woodcut and a monotype). I tend to use this technique quite a bit. And current artists I admire include Betty LaDuke and David Driskell. Kara Pound themail@folioweekly.com

Annelies M. Dykgraaf is the featured artist during First Wednesday ArtWalk on Wed., July 4 from 5-9 p.m. at The Art Center Cooperative Gallery, 31 W. Adams St., Jacksonville. 355-1757. tacjacksonville.org

The Mustard Seed Cafe

Located inside Nassau Health Foods, The Mustard Seed is Amelia Island’s only organic eatery and juice bar, with an extensive, eclectic menu featuring vegetarian and vegan items. Daily specials include local seafood, freerange chicken and fresh organic produce. Salads, wraps, sandwiches and soups are available — all prepared with Stephanie Christopher’s impeccable style. Popular items are chicken or veggie quesadillas, grilled mahi, or salmon over mixed greens and tuna melt with Swiss cheese and tomato. Open for breakfast and lunch, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Mon.-Sat. nassauhealthfoods.net 833 T.J. Courson Road 904-277-3141

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Lulu’s owners, Brian and Melanie Grimley, offer an innovative lunch menu, including po’boys, salads and seafood “little plates” served in the gardens of the historic Thompson House. Dinner features fresh local seafood (Fernandina shrimp is the focus every Thursday), and nightly specials. An extensive wine list and beer are available. Open for lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations are recommended. 11 S. Seventh Street 904-432-8394

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Moon River Pizza treats customers like family. Cooked in a brick oven, the pizza is custom-made by the slice (or, of course, by the pie). Set up like an Atlanta-style pizza joint, Moon River also offers an eclectic selection of wine and beers. Open for lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Dine in or take it with you. 925 S. 14th Street 904-321-3400

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Enjoy a casual beach atmosphere in the full-service restaurant, bar and huge oceanview deck. Extensive menu features delicious steaks, fresh seafood and nightly specials. Also featuring salads, wraps, burgers, seafood baskets and our famous all-you-can-eat wing specials (Wed. & Sun.). Take-out available. Open at 11 a.m. daily for lunch, dinner and late-night menu. Entertainment nightly and 29 TVs throughout. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 904-261-5711

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Cafe Karibo

Homemade sandwiches, salads and soups are served in a relaxed atmosphere in this charming building in the historic district. Delicious fresh fish specials and theme nights (Pad Thai and curry), plus vegetarian dishes, are also featured. Karibrew Brew Pub & Grub — the only one on the island — offers on-site beers and great burgers and sandwiches. 27 N. Third Street 904-277-5269

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T-Ray’s Burger Station

T-Ray’s offers a variety of breakfast and lunch items. In addition to an outstanding breakfast menu, you’ll find some of the best burgers you’ve ever put in your mouth. The Burger Station offers a grilled portabello mushroom burger, grilled or fried chicken salad and much more. The spot where locals grab a bite and go! Now serving Beer & Wine. Open Mon.-Fri. 7 a.m.2:30 p.m., Sat. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Closed Sundays. 202 S. Eighth Street 904-261-6310

Jack & Diane’s

The locals’ favorite hangout! Dine inside or on the patio of this cozy, renovated 1887 shotgun home in historic downtown Fernandina. From the crab & shrimp omelet to the steak & tomato pie, “The tastiest spot on Centre” offers food with attitude and unexpected flair. Live music elevates your dining experience to a new level. Come for breakfast, stay for dinner! You’ll love every bite! 708 Centre Street 904-321-1444

Sliders Seaside Grill

Oceanfront dining at its finest. Award-winning crab cakes, fresh daily seafood specials and homemade desserts. Sliders has Amelia Island’s only waterfront Tiki Bar, as well as a children’s playground and live music every weekend. The dining experience is complete with brand-new second-story banquet facilities, bar and verandah. Open at 11 a.m. daily, with happy hour from 4-7 p.m. Mon.-Fri. Make Sliders Seaside Grill your place to be for friends and family, entertainment and the best food on the East Coast. Call for your next special event. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 904-277-6652

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Local Color: The opening reception for the Plum Gallery two-year anniversary show, featuring works by Karen Sheridan (pictured, “Bike Ride,” 34” x 30”), Laura Mongiovi, Gina Starr and Susanna Richter-Helman, is held on July 6 from 5-9 p.m. at 9 Aviles St., St. Augustine. 825-0069.

PERFORMANCE

SPOKEN WORD The Ritz Theatre & Museum presents spoken word at 7 p.m. on July 7 at 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. 632-5555. THE WIZARD OF OZ Alhambra Theatre & Dining presents its theatrical adaptation of Frank L. Baum’s classic fantasy about Dorothy, Toto, a few magical friends, the Wicked Witch and one sharp pair of red shoes, at 7:30 p.m. on July 3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 10, at 1:15 p.m. on July 7 and at 2 p.m. on July 8 at 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show is staged through July 22. Tickets range from $42-$49. 641-1212. MAD COWFORD IMPROV This local comedy troupe performs at 8:15 p.m. on July 6 and 7 and every Fri. and Sat. at Northstar Substation, 119 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 860-5451.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

ACTING AND MOVING FOR THE CAMERA Nadine Vaughn teaches cinematic acting methods for all skill levels from 5:30-7 p.m. on July 12 and every Thur. through Aug. 12 at 1525 Lime St., Fernandina Beach. Each class is $15; $60 for all six classes. 491-0904. psychespace@earthlink.net PUBLIC ART PROJECT SEEKS ARTISTS The Florida Mining Gallery and Clear Channel Outdoor seek local artists to submit work to be exhibited on digital billboards and in a gallery showing. The show runs from July 27-Aug. 31. Artists may email up to three submissions (hi-res jpgs at 300-360 dpi, minimum size 5”×7”) to info@floridamininggallery.com. Email must include current CV, title, dimensions, media and date completed. The deadline is July 6. ACTORS WANTED The director of the local production of Gloria Bond Clunie’s play, “North Star,” seeks actors, including two African-American males (ages 13-20 and 20-60) along with various roles for Caucasian males and females (ages 20-60). The play, staged July 19-22, addresses one woman’s experience with the Civil Rights Movement. 444-4295. cherrellefant@yahoo.com CALL TO ARTISTS The group Local Artists Coming Together (LACT) seeks submissions for its trading card project, themed “I Love the ’80s.” Artists may submit up to 10 entries of ’80s-themed art in any medium. Those selected receive 70 sets of the trading cards. The deadline is July 30. For more information and to send submissions, contact LACT@ notjustapen.net THEATRE SEEKS INSTRUCTORS Limelight Theatre seeks dance instructors for children, teens and adults, and vocal coaches, yoga instructors, aerobics instructors and acting coaches to fill its education calendar for summer and fall. For details, call 825-1164 ext. 16. THEATRICAL ARTS Classes in theatrical performance, including song and dance, are held Mon.-Fri. at The Performers Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Fees vary. 322-7672. theperformersacademy.com DANCE CLASSES The Dance Shack offers classes in several styles for all ages and skill levels every Mon.-Fri. at 3837 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville. 527-8694. thedanceshack.com MURRAY HILL ART CLASSES The Murray Hill Art Center, at 4327 Kerle St., Jacksonville, offers six-week art classes for adults and children. Adult classes are $80; $50 for kids’ classes. 677-2787. artsjax.org DRAMATIC ARTS AT BEACHES Players by the Sea offers classes and workshops in theatrical performance for all ages and skill levels Mon.-Fri. at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. Fees vary. 249-0289.

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CLASSICAL & JAZZ

JOHN THOMAS GROUP Piano man Thomas leads his combo at 6 p.m. on July 3 at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. Thomas also performs at 8 p.m. on July 5 at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 399-1740. PIANO RECITAL Pianist Matthew Young performs at 10:45 a.m. on July 8 at Unitarian Universalist Church, at 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133. JAZZ AT JAX BEACH The Jacksonville Beach Summer Jazz Concert Series features Surge at 5 p.m., Marcus Anderson at 6 p.m. and Marc Antoine and Brian Simpson at 7:30 p.m. on July 8 at SeaWalk Pavilion, 11 First St. N., Jax Beach. Bring a lawn chair and blanket. 247-6100. RIVER CITY MEN’S CHORUS The River City Men’s Chorus performs on 7:30 p.m. on July 10 at Hendricks Avenue Baptist Church, 4001 Hendricks Ave., San Marco. Admission is free; donations benefit Wolfson Children’s Hospital. The chorus also performs at 5 p.m. on July 15 at St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, Jax Beach, and at 7:30 p.m. on July 20 at St. John’s Episcopal Cathedral, downtown. 553-8573. JAZZ ON THE SOUTHSIDE The Jazzland Café features live music every Thur. from 6-9 p.m. and every Fri. and Sat. at 8 p.m. at 1324 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 249-1009. JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callendar and guitarist Taylor Roberts are featured at 7 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., Jacksonville. 388-9551. JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio plays at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 262-0006. JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Live jazz is featured nightly at Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie, 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502.

ART WALKS & FESTIVALS

FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK This self-guided tour, themed “Americana,” is held from 5-9 p.m. on July 4 in downtown Jacksonville, spanning a 15-block radius of galleries, museums, bars and eateries. 634-0303 ext. 230. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK The self-guided tour features 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. on July 6 in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065. MID-WEEK MARKET Arts & crafts, local produce and live music are featured every Wed. from 3-6 p.m. at Bull Memorial Park, corner of East Coast Drive and Seventh Street, Atlantic Beach. 247-5800. DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive. 353-1188. RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The Arts Market is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com NORTH BEACH ARTS MARKET The market features arts & crafts, produce, community services and kids’ activities from 3-7 p.m. every Sat. at North Beach Park, 3721 Coastal Highway A1A, Vilano Beach (where the wooden walkover crosses A1A). 910-8386.

MUSEUMS

AMELIA ISLAND MUSEUM OF HISTORY 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7378. The exhibit “The Election

Collection” runs through June. The interactive “Kid’s Construct! Architecture for Children” is on display through Aug. The permanent collection includes artifacts from Nassau County’s Spanish Mission period. CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. The exhibit “Miradas: Ancient Roots in Modern and Contemporary Mexican Art” is on display through Sept. 16. “Richard Chamberlain: The Year of the Sheep” is displayed through July 8. “Beyond Ukiyo-e: Japanese Woodblock Prints and their influence on Western Art” runs through Aug. 9. “50 Forward: New Additions to the Permanent Collection” is on display through Aug. 15. JACKSONVILLE MARITIME HERITAGE CENTER 2 Independent Drive, Ste. 162, Jacksonville, 355-1101. The exhibit “Sails of Reformation,” featuring works by Barbara Fryefield, Meredith Fordham Hughes, Joanelle Mulrain and Deborah Reid, is on display through July. The museum’s permanent collection includes steamboats and various nautical-themed art. KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Jacksonville, 356-2992. “The Ending of the Civil War” is on display through Aug. 28. The permanent collection includes rare manuscripts. MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. “Project Atrium: Mark Licari” runs through July 8. “The Joys of Collecting: Selections from the Eisen Collection” are on display through Aug. 12. The exhibit “ReFocus: Art of the 1970s” is displayed through Aug. 26. Cathedral Arts Project’s “Best of the Best” is featured through Aug. 31. RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. Spoken word night is featured at 7 p.m. on July 5. Admission is $5.50. An exhibit celebrating local African-American athletes and sports figures, “More Than a Game: African-American Sports in Jacksonville, 1900-1975,” is currently on display. Admission is $8 for adults, $5 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES

AMELIA ISLAND PLANTATION ARTISTS’ GUILD & GALLERY 94 Village Circle, Fernandina Beach, 432-1750. “Summer Time Show” is on display through Aug. 4. AMIRO ART & FOUND 9C Aviles St., St. Augustine, 824-8460. Recent works by Jan Master, Estella Fransbergen, Marcia Myrick Siany, Deane Kellogg and Ginny Bullard are featured from 5-9 p.m. on July 6. THE ART CENTER II 229 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. The River Art Mentorship Exhibit is on display through July 24. THE ART CENTER COOPERATIVE GALLERY 31 W. Adams St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. Annelies Dykgraaf is the featured artist from 5-9 p.m. on July 4. An exhibit by The Turning Arts Group is featured through June. THE ART CENTER PREMIERE GALLERY Bank of America Tower, 50 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 355-1757. The group show “Black and White” is on display through Aug. 9. BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS 869 Stockton St., Ste. 1, Jacksonville, 855-1181. “Spaces – a Collection of Photographs by Dennis Ho” is on display through July 22. CAMPUS GALLERY FSCJ North Campus, 4501 Capper Road, Jacksonville, 632-3310. Painter Arlen Tabor’s exhibit, “North Side Inspirations,” is displayed through July 27. THE CULTURAL CENTER AT PONTE VEDRA BEACH

50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-0614. The exhibit “Paint & Stone,” featuring recent works by painter Marilyn Antra and sculptor Lurah Patrick, is on display through July 13. FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. The exhibit “At Water’s Edge,” a collection of recent work by pastel artist Lyn Asselta, is featured through Aug. 31. FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Road, Jacksonville. 535-7252. The group show “Rewind,” featuring works by 14 local artists, is on display through July 6. HASKELL GALLERY Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, 741-3546. Recent works by Thomas Hager and Christina Foard are on display through Sept. Works by Louise Freshman Brown and Dustin Harewood are in the Concourse art display cases. JACKSONVILLE PUBLIC MAIN LIBRARY 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 630-2665. Mary Atwood’s photography exhibit, “First Coast Reflections,” is on display through July 27. JAXPORT GALLERY 2831 Talleyrand Ave., Jacksonville, 3573052. The exhibit “Transformation Through Transportation – Cathedral Arts Project” is on display through Aug. 3. PLUM GALLERY 9 Aviles St., St. Augustine, 825-0069. The opening reception for the gallery’s two-year anniversary show is held from 5-9 p.m. on July 6 and features works by Laura Mongiovi, Gina Starr, Susanna Richter-Helman and Karen Sheridan. ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Admin. Bldg., 500 San Sebastian View, St. Augustine, 471-9980. The exhibit “Creative Visions: Art by the Youth of St. Johns County” is on display through Sept. 21. SIMPLE GESTURES GALLERY 4 E. White St., St. Augustine, 827-9997. Eclectic works by Steve Marrazzo are featured. SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 6 E. Bay St., Jacksonville, 553-6361. The gallery features works by 29 local artists in various media. SPACE:EIGHT GALLERY 228 W. King St., St. Augustine, 829-2838. An exhibit of recent work by Shaun Thurston is on display through July 31. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. The gallery’s permanent collection features 16th-century artifacts detailing Sir Francis Drake’s 1586 burning of St. Augustine. STUDIO 121 121 W. Forsyth St., Ste. 100, Jacksonville, 292-9303. This working studio and gallery space features the work of Doug Eng, Joyce Gabiou, Bill Yates, Robert Leedy, Terese Muller, Mary St. Germain and Tony Wood. UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA GALLERY 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville, 620-2534. The exhibit “Passion to Abstraction – the Paintings of Dottie S. Dorion” is displayed through Aug. 3. WHITE PEONY 216 Charlotte St., St. Augustine, 819-9770. This gallery boutique features a variety of handcrafted jewelry, wearable art and recycled/upcycled items. WORLEY FAVER GALLERY 11A Aviles St., St. Augustine, 304-2310. This artist-owned studio features pottery and works by Dena and Worley Faver. For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send info – time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print – to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. Deadline is 4 p.m. Tue. for the next week’s issue. Events are included on a space-available basis.

The Jacksonville Beach Summer Jazz Concert Series features on July 8 with Surge at 5 p.m., saxophonist Marcus Anderson (pictured) at 6 p.m. and Marc Antoine and Brian Simpson at 7:30 p.m. at SeaWalk Pavilion, 11 First St. N., Jax Beach. 247-6100.

INDEPENDENCE DAY EVENTS WGV COMMUNITY FIREWORKS The annual community fireworks display is featured at 9:30 p.m. on July 3 around the Walk of Champions at World Golf Village, located off I-95, exit 323, St. Augustine. Bring a blanket or lawn chair. 940-4123. wgv.com COMMUNITY FIREWORKS The Star Spangled 5K is held 8-10 a.m. on July 4 at Atlantic Recreation Center, 2500 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Entry fee is $25 for adults and $15 for children 12 and younger. Proceeds benefit the Wounded Warrior Project. 2777350 ext. 2013. The Fernandina Beach Community Fourth of July Fireworks display begins about 9:30 p.m., at the waterfront downtown. 277-7331. fbfl.us RED, WHITE & DEEP BLUE CELEBRATION A barbecue, kids games and fireworks are featured from 7-10 p.m. on July 4 at The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island, 4750 Amelia Island Parkway. Yankee Slickers perform. 277-1100. LAND OF THE FREE This celebration features a parade at 9 a.m. on July 4 at Middleburg First Baptist Church, 2645 Blanding Blvd. middleburgcivicassociation.com OUR COUNTRY DAY Keystone Heights pulls out all the stops, starting with at 5K at 8 a.m., a festival at 9 a.m. — including a parade, arts & crafts, a baby crawl a dog show and fireworks — at City Hall and Keystone Beach. A salute to veterans is at 1 p.m. at the cemetery’s Veterans Memorial Pathway. (352) 473-4708. ourcountryday.com FIREWORKS OVER THE MATANZAS The nation’s Oldest City holds a Fourth of July celebration that starts with music by the All Star Orchestra at 6 p.m. on July 4 at Plaza de la Constitución, St. George and King streets, St. Augustine. Fireworks over Matanzas Bay follow at 9:30 p.m. Bring chairs and blankets. 825-5088. ALL-AMERICAN FOURTH The Jacksonville Landing celebrates Independence Day with family-friendly fun, live music in the Courtyard and a spectacular fireworks show. Stevie Fingers is on 5-9 p.m., Fireworks on the St. Johns at 9:45 p.m., and the 5 X 7 Band plays from 10 p.m.-1:30 a.m. 353-1188.

EVENTS

SOUNDS ON CENTRE The Historic Fernandina Business Association presents a free community concert, featuring the Stephen Combs Band, from 6-8 p.m. on July 6 in downtown Fernandina Beach, between Second and Front streets. Bring a chair. downtownfernandina.com VICTORY BEGINS AT HOME Florida During World War II signature exhibit runs through July 8 at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. It transports visitors back to the war years to learn about Floridians in service, military recruitment and training, the German U-boat threat, rationing and more. Rare WWII-era objects from the collections of MOSH, the Jacksonville Historical Society and guest curator Stephen Cargile bring the homefront to life. 396-6674. themosh.org COSMIC CONCERTS Laser shows include Laser Beach Boys at 7 p.m., Laser Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here at 8 p.m., Laser Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon at 9 p.m. and Laser Pink Floyd: The Best of ‘The Wall’ at 10 p.m. on July 6 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org CONCERTS IN THE PLAZA The 22nd annual series continues with The Restless Kind performing from 1-5 p.m. on July 5 at Plaza de la Constitución, downtown St. Augustine. Bring a chair or blanket. Concerts continue at 7 p.m. every Thur. through Labor Day. 824-1004. MUSIC BY THE SEA The free concert series continues with Those Guys from 7-9 p.m. on July 4 at the Pier & Pavilion, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Each week, an area restaurant offers its fare. 347-8007. thecivicassociation.org FARMERS MARKET OF SAN MARCO Fresh local and regional produce, homemade chai tea and San Marco local honey are offered from 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. every Sat. at 1620 Naldo Ave., corner of LaSalle and Hendricks, in Swaims United Methodist Church parking lot. 607-9935.

POLITICS, BUSINESS, ACTIVISM

FAIR TAX CELEBRATION The FairTax Independence Day Celebration is held from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. on July 4 at First Conservative Baptist Church,

Seedy Event: The inaugural Watermelon Walk/Run 5K event is held on July 4 at Windswept Acres Park, 5385 A1A S., St. Augustine. The event features fresh watermelon (natch!), water stations and prizes. Proceeds benefit St. Augustine Youth Services. For details, email maryjacobs@sunrealty.com 12021 Old St. Augustine Rd, Jacksonville. KrisAnne Hall is the featured speaker. Tank’s Family Bar-B-Q offers barbecue for $6 a plate. 262-7777. SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Candidates for Duval County School Board District 7 — Lori Harrell Hershey, Jason Fischer, Jon Heymann, John Turner — are featured at 11:30 a.m. on July 11 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559. ETHICS COMMISSION The Transparency and Open Government Subcommittee of the Jacksonville Ethics Commission meets at 4 p.m. on July 10 in Conference Room 2C, Second Floor, City Hall at St. James, 117 W. Duval St., Jacksonville. The Ethics Commission meets from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. on July 10. 630-1680. JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on July 19 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-7306.

BOOKS & WRITING

LARRY DENSON Author Denson reads and signs copies of his book, “Tramp,” from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on July 7 at San Marco Bookstore, 1971 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 396-7597.

COMEDY

SAINTS & SINNERS Comedy Zone All Stars appear at 8 p.m. on July 3. Tickets are $6 and $8. Saints & Sinners Comedy Tour is presented at 8 p.m. on July 5 and 6 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on July 7 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $6-$12. 292-4242. JAKE HEAD Comedian Head appears at 9 and 11 p.m. on July 6 at Underbelly, 113 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $5. 864-6269. JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Marty Laquirdara and Jordan Garnett appear at 8:30 p.m. on July 6 and 7 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $8 and $12. 461-8843. SQUARE ONE STANDUP Moses West and Herman Nazworth host standup and spoken word at 9 p.m. every Tue. at Square One, 1974 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 306-9004. LATITUDE 30 Rudy Rush, Bruh Man and Steve Wannamaker appear at 9 p.m. on July 6 and 7 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Highway, Jacksonville. 345-2455.

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

WATERMELON WALK/RUN 5K The inaugural event is held on July 4 at Windswept Acres Park, 5385 A1A S., St. Augustine. Watermelon, water stations and prizes are featured. Proceeds benefit St. Augustine Youth Services. For details, email maryjacobs@sunrealty.com BEACH CLEAN-UP Keepers of the Coast need volunteers for the Summer Daze Beach Clean-Up Series held from 4-8 p.m. on July 5 at Micklers beachfront, Vilano, A Street, Crescent and Ft. Matanzas in St. Johns County, then back to Jax Beach for the cleanups on July 13 and 20. The purpose of these clean-up efforts is to restore the coastline after the impacts of tourism and an increase in traffic during the summer time. No registration is needed; everyone gets a bag for trash, a bag for recycling and a bag for cigarette butts. The volunteer to collect the most cigarette butts wins a T-shirt and bumpersticker. 687-7694. keepersofthecoast.org GUIDED BEACH WALK GTM Research Reserve hosts a Family at the Beach Clean

Up Day from 8:30-10 a.m. on July 5 at the Guana South beach location, off A1A S., South Ponte Vedra beach, toward St. Augustine. There is a $3 per vehicle parking fee. For reservations, call 823-4500. A Brown Bag Lunch Lecture is held at noon on July 6 at the Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road. The talk is free; reservations are required. 823-4500. TALBOT ISLANDS NATURE HIKE A park ranger leads a leisurely paced hike to discover the island’s natural communities at 2 p.m. on July 7 at Ribault Club, Fort George Island Cultural State Park, 11241 Ft. George Road, Ft. George Island. Admission is free. 251-2320. KAYAK TOURS A guided kayak tour of Guana Tolomato Matanzas National Estuarine Research Reserve is held at 9 a.m. on July 7, 14, 22 and 28 at the reserve, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra Beach. Cost is $45. Twilight/sunset tours are at 7 p.m. on the same dates, at a fee of $55. For reservations, call 347-1565. JACKSONVILLE SUNS The local Southern League team plays the Pensacola Blue Wahoos at 7:05 p.m. on July 3 (Military Appreciation and Mr. Bragan’s 89th Birthday Bash) at the Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $7.50$22.50. 358-2846. jaxsuns.com ARCHAEOLOGICAL FIELD SCHOOL The University of North Florida Archaeology Lab, Department of Sociology and Anthropology, offers the 2012 Public Archaeology Field School, held from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon.-Fri., July 9-13, at Cedar Point West site along the southeastern edge of Black Hammock Island, just north of the St. Johns River. Learn basic techniques, including excavation, mapping, artifact and feature identification, and receive instruction in the use of field equipment, such as auto-level, total station and ground penetrating radar. The fee is $199 per week. Bring a lunch, snacks and a drink. All equipment and supplies are provided. 620-1000. ce.unf.edu JACKSONVILLE SHARKS The other hometown football team — one that’s quite successful — takes on the Milwaukee Mustangs at 8 p.m. on July 6 (Shark-a-Ritaville Night) at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $11-$133. 630-3900. GUIDED KAYAK EVENTS Kayak Amelia offers all manner of guided kayak events, including firefly paddles, full moon paddles, bike tours and yoga kayak, held throughout the area, with expert instruction and supervision. Or rent a canoe or kayak and explore the marshes on your own. Kayak Amelia, 13030 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville, 251-0016. kayakamelia.com PADDLE BOARD EVENTS Black Creek Outfitters offer stand-up paddle board minilessons every other Tue. throughout the summer, as well as stand-up paddle board yoga, kayak trips to many of Northeast Florida’s most beautiful waterways and SUP demos on the ocean. Call for times, dates and fees. Black Creek Outfitters, 10051 Skinner Lake Drive, Southside. 645-7003. blackcreekoutfitters.com

KIDS

JAXPARKS SUMMER CAMPS Most summer camps are held from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon.Fri.; openings are available on a first-come, first-served basis for kids ages 4-17, with an emphasis on enrichment activities, sports and aquatics. Extended day is available at most locations. Enrichment camp fees are $75 per twoweek session. Other camp fees vary. Online registration is available. 630-2489. jaxparks.com SUMMER ADVENTURE CAMP A new adventure awaits each week at the Museum of Science & History’s Summer Adventure Camps, held from 9 a.m.-3:30 p.m., Mon.-Fri. through Aug. 10 at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. In addition to hands-on instruction, planetarium programs and science shows, campers explore the museum’s exhibits, including the new T. rex Named Sue! Camps are offered

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for Pre-Kindergarteners (Pre-K Camps are half-day or full day) through sixth graders. Extended-care is available. For details and fees, call 396-6674, ext. 226 or register online at themosh.org. SUMMER ARTS CAMPS The Performers Academy offers dance, theater, acting, creative builders, guitar, art, music and baby dance camps now through Aug. 3 at 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Camp times and fees vary. Extended hours are available; lunch and snacks are included. For details, call 322-7672 or go to theperformersacademy.com JACKSONVILLE ZOO Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens presents a new 4-D ride theater, featuring Happy Feet Mumble’s Wild Ride, open from 9:30 a.m. to a half-hour before closing, daily. The ride can fit up to 18 people per ride. Cost per ride is $3 for Zoo members and $4 for general public; riders must be at least 42” tall. The Zoo is located at 370 Zoo Parkway, one-half mile east from I-95. jacksonvillezoo.org KAYAK AMELIA SUMMER CAMP Summer camp offers hiking, kayaking, SUP (Stand Up Paddle Boards), swimming and exploring nature at Kayak Amelia, 13030 Heckscher Dr., Jacksonville. Kids keep journals and create an art project. Camp runs from 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Mon.-Fri.; Week 3 for ages 10-14 is held July 9-13. Camp fee is $225 a week. To register, call 251-0016 or go to kayakamelia.com KAYAK LESSONS Black Creek Outfitters offers kayak sessions throughout the summer. Classes are primarily for beginners, and kayakers must know how to swim. For more information, call 645-7003. T. REX EXHIBIT AT MOSH The traveling exhibit, A T. Rex Named Sue from Chicago’s Field Museum, is open at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. It features a cast skeleton of the largest, most complete and best-preserved Tyrannosaurus rex ever discovered: 42 feet long and 12 feet tall. 396-6674. themosh.org

COMMUNITY INTEREST

BENEFIT CONCERT Firestock 2012, to benefit the family of fallen firefighter Jason Bishop, features Firestock 2012 benefit with Kim Reteguiz & The Black Cat Bones at 5 p.m., The Skanks at 6 p.m., Apollo Fallout at 7 p.m., The Rick Arcusa Band at 8:30 p.m., Uncle Otis at 9:30, Signal 27 at 10:30, Rogue Patriot at 11:30 p.m. and 3-Alarm Jam at 12:30 a.m. on July 7 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. BABY ANIMALS NEED VOLUNTEERS The Wildlife Rescue Coalition of Northeast Florida needs volunteers 18 years and older to assist at the Wildlife Center, 5853 Seaboard Ave., Jacksonville. Help prepare food, pick up supplies and host fundraisers. 779-5569.

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CLASSES & GROUPS

VIETNAM VETERANS OF AMERICA The Duval County Chapter No. 1046 gathers at 7 p.m. on the first Wed. of every month at the Elks Lodge, 1855 West Road, Jacksonville. 419-8821. ARBORIST CERTIFICATION EDUCATION The Duval County Extension Office/UF IFAS offers a prep class

for those who would like to take the arborist certification test and become a certified Arborist. This four-part series is held from 5-9 p.m. on July 5 at the Extension Office, 1010 N. McDuff Ave., Jacksonville. Class fee is $50. To register, call 255-7450 or go to eventbrite.com/event/3404048601. COMMUNITY LAUGHTER CLUB The Community Laughter Club for Wellness gathers for Laughter Yoga at 6:30 p.m. every Mon. at The Healing Farm, 2105 Powell Rd., St. Augustine. Seriously, yuck it up! 8062191. laughteryogastaugustine.com ADOPTIVE PARENTS The Greater St. Johns County Foster Adoptive Parents meets from 7-8:30 p.m. on July 19 and every third Thur. each month at Good News Presbyterian Church, 134 Poole Road, St. Augustine. 377-2569. MEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT PROGRAM Have you tried every diet known to man? Have you successfully lost weight only to gain it back? We are a group of men with similar experiences who get together at 9 a.m. every Sat. and 7 p.m. every Wed. at 12001 Mandarin Road, Rm. 9, Jacksonville. There are no fees or dues. Call 217-7904 for info. Affiliated with Overeaters Anonymous. COMMUNITY HOSPICE Community Hospice of Northeast Florida offers support groups and grief workshops held at various times throughout the area. For details and reservations, call 407-6330. communityhospice.com FREE YOGA ON THE RIVER Karen Roumillat, RYT, teaches free gentle yoga at 9 a.m. on the fourth Sun. of the month on the boardwalk, weather permitting, at Walter Jones Historical Park, 11964 Mandarin Road, Jacksonville. Bring a mat. 287-0452. NAMI SUPPORT GROUP National Alliance on Mental Illness meets from 7-8:30 p.m. every first and third Thur. each month at Ortega United Methodist Church, 4807 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 389-5556. ortegaumc.org NICOTINE ANONYMOUS (NIC-A) Want to quit smoking or using other forms of nicotine? Nic-A is free, and you don’t have to quit to attend the meetings, held at 6:30 p.m. every Wed. at Trinity Lutheran Church, 1415 S. McDuff Ave., Westside. 404-6044. nicotineanonymous.org Q-GROUP ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS This free, open discussion is held at 5:30 p.m. Mon.-Fri. at Quality Life Center, 11265 Alumni Way, Jacksonville. alcoholicanonymous.org NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help. 3586262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168. DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE This support group meets from 6-7:30 p.m. every Tue. at Baptist Medical Center, 800 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. For more information, call 322-4040. To get your event included in this listing, email the time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to events@folioweekly.com or click the link in our Happenings section at folioweekly. com. Events are included on a space-available basis and edited for content. The deadline is 4 p.m. Tue. for the next week’s issue.

Laser Guided: The Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville, presents Cosmic Concerts featuring the music of Pink Floyd (pictured) on July 6 at 8, 9 and 10 p.m. Those seeking less heady fare can check out Laser Beach Boys at 7 p.m. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. 34 | FOLIO WEEKLY | JULY 3-9, 2012

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Eric Gillyard Mike Stowers, Ian Chase, Philip Cardona Neil Armingeon Kelly Cornell and (baby) Sonny Gale Gillyard Crystal Floyd Kirsten Coleman, Christian Allen, Michael Gesnell Ryan Strasser, Jordan Aldridge, Jim Draper, Staci Bu Shea, Morrison Pierce, Kurt Polkey 8. Tonsenia Yonn 9. Greg Bruce, Alex Coley, Keith and (baby) Tahgel Marks, Joy Poulard 10. Genora Crain-Orth, Eli (child) and Jimmy Orth

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n Saturday, June 9, Northeast Florida art lovers endured a torrential downpour to gather at Riverside’s CoRK Arts District, at the opening reception for the exhibit “Dark Nature: New Works by Eric Gillyard and Crystal Floyd.” A capacity crowd checked out the innovative collage work and assemblages by the pair of kindred spirits, featured in our recent cover story (“Natural Disorder,” June 5). Gillyard and Floyd both utilize found, recycled and vintage materials to bring their visions to life, yet each artist is equally singular in delivering images that tap into ideas simultaneously sinister and playful, at times operating in the same unique work. Gillyard and Floyd expressed their happiness and gratitude about the evening’s turnout of rain-soaked arrivals. Floyd told Folio Weekly she was “just blown away” by the enthusiasm and excitement of the crowd, filled with diehard art lovers and curious seekers, all scrutinizing 40 innovative pieces lining the walls of the cavernous artist co-op, aided by the ice-cold kegs of beer that flowed throughout the event. Dan Brown dbrown@folioweekly.com JULY 3-9, 2012 | FOLIO WEEKLY | 35

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(In Fernandina Beach unless otherwise noted.) THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences. Award-winning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, fresh gelatos. Dine inside or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials. Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT A contemporary sports lounge. Burgers, sandwiches, wings, nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The RitzCarlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy. 277-1100. $$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a one-third-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HALFTIME SPORTS BAR & GRILL F Sports bar fare includes onion rings, spring rolls, burgers, wraps and wings. Plenty of TVs show nearly every sport imaginable. BW. L & D, daily. 320 S. Eighth St. 321-0303. $ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island vibe. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood. Nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, with specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drivethru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax winner. Northern-style pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery and juice bar. The extensive menu features vegetarian, vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken, fresh organic produce. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 TJ Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$

PLAE *Bite Club Certified! In Omni Amelia Island Plantation’s Spa & Shops, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The RitzCarlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on the large oceanview deck. Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp, nightly specials. Late-night menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ TASTY’S FRESH BURGERS & FRIES F The name pretty much says it all. Tasty’s offers burgers (Angus beef, turkey or veggie) and fries (like cheese fries, sweet potato fries), along with dogs, shakes, floats and soup. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, BW. 710 Centre St. 321-0409. $ TIMOTI’S FRY SHAK This new casual seafood restaurant features local wildcaught shrimp, fish and oysters, along with blackboard specials. L & D, daily. CM, BW. 21 N. Third St. 310-6550. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite Lulu’s at The Thompson House features garden dining, and serves po’boys, salads and fresh Fernandina seafood, on South local spot; Best of Jax winner. Grilled Seventh Street in downtown Fernandina Beach. or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. ORSAY Best of Jax winner. The French/American bistro Certified! F The Lebanese restaurant offers authentic Eighth St. 261-6310. $ focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Mon.-Sat.; cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than Rd. 646-1881. $$ traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$ classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.OMAHA STEAKHOUSE *Bite Club Certified! Center-cut AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 8060 Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ beef, seafood, sandwiches served in an English tavern KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ atmosphere. Signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi ANCIENT CITY SUBS Locally owned-and-operated by Andy Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 bar, teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, and Rhonna Rockwell, the St. Augustine-themed sandwich Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ FB. L & D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ shop, now in Baymeadows, serves gourmet subs – toasted, PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian LA NOPALERA Best of Jax winner. See Intracoastal. 8818 pressed or cold – and salads. CM, TO. Mon.-Sat. 8060 items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $ Philips Hwy., Ste. 207 (at Baymeadows Rd.). 446-9988. $ contemporary atmosphere. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 NERO’S CAFE F Traditional Italian fare, including seafood, BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-ownedBaymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are &-operated NYC-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brickPIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; oven-baked pizza, traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. 527-8649. $$ D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ Delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions 3. 519-8000. $$ in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, CAFE CONFLUENCE F The European coffeehouse serves Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ UNIVERSITY DINER F The popular diner serves Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso familiar breakfast fare and lunch like meatloaf, burgers, Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $ Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. burritos. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 762-3433. $ (In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.) 737-9903. $$ A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deeprolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried dish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro BISCOTTIS F Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years. sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows atmosphere. Half-portions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2011. BW. L Rd. 641-4877. $$ 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F Authentic Indian, South Indian and BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax winner. Subs are made-toIndochinese dishes made with artistic flair. Lunch buffet tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax winner. Middle Eastern cuisine BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily. 3628 full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ tacos, oyster baskets, Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax winner. Extensive ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., St. 444-8862. $$ chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal THE FOX RESTAURANT F A local landmark 50+ years. LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast cheese-steak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve 246-3278. $$ GINJO SUSHI JAPANESE RESTAURANT New at Shoppes of breakfast. CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet Avondale, Ginjo serves traditional Japanese fare and sushi. (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. potatoes, wide varieties of barbecue. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Sake, BW. L & D, daily. 3620 St. Johns Ave. 388-5688. $$ 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. GREEN MAN GOURMET Organic and natural products, LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ spices, teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations BUDDHA THAI BISTRO F Authentic Thai dishes made with 384-0002. $ include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 3572 St. Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$ Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE *Bite Club

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246-6454. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ POE’S TAVERN F An American gastropub that promise of offers benefit 50-plus beers, craft and local/regional selections. Gourmet hamburgers, handcut fries, fish tacos, quesadillas, Edgar’s Drunken Chili and daily fish sandwich special. L & D, daily. FB, CM. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7637. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Best of Jax winner. Specialty menu items include signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos, local fried shrimp. Casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 N. Third St. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax winner. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD *Bite Club Certified! F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. Valet parking. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapas-style menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.-Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

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(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax winner. Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX Located on the first floor of the Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos and homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CASA DORA ITALIAN RESTAURANT F For 36 years, owner Freddy Ghobod has been serving genuine Italian fare, including veal, ribeye steaks, seafood, pizza and sandwiches. Homemade-style salad dressing is a specialty. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; D, Sat. 108 E. Forsyth St. 356-8282. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd. 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT New location. Casual dining with an uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 176. 374-1247. $$ INDOCHINE Best of Jax winner. Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated. Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ KOJA SUSHI F Best of Jax winner. Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION F This place features brick-ovenbaked pizzas, grinders, wings, Philly cheesesteaks, custom sandwiches and fries served in a laid-back setting. FB, 27 beers on draft. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 119 E. Bay St. 860-5451. $ OLIO MARKET F Fresh sandwiches, salads, soups, entrées. In Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in a casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ TRELLISES HYATT REGENCY The American cuisine restaurant offers a breakfast buffet with made-to-order omelet station and a la carte items. Signature lunch and dinner entrees include grouper salad, Angus burgers, Reubens, French onion grilled cheese, seafood and steaks. Wed. night Pastabilities. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 225 East Coastline Dr. 634-4540. $$$ VITO’S ITALIAN CAFE F Best of Jax winner. Authentic Italian oven-baked pasta dishes, pizza, veal, chicken and seafood items made with fresh ingredients. CM, FB. L & D, daily. The

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Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 174. 355-0064. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

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CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax winner. See Intracoastal. 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax winner. See Southside. 1800 Town Center Pkwy. 541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax winner. The renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, offers AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. And you can get there by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ AROY THAI FUSION The new restaurant offers authentic Thai cuisine, including pad Thai, Thai fried rice and traditional curry dishes. Daily happy hour, FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40. 374-0161. $$ BIG DAWG’S SPORTS RESTAURANT F The family-friendly casual sports place has wings, burgers, sandwiches, wraps and specialty salads. Kids get a Puppy Chow menu. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12630 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 551-3059. $$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Authentic New Yorkstyle pizza, Italian pastas, desserts; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ EL RANCHITO Latin American cuisine includes dishes from Colombia, Cuba and Mexico. BW, CM, TO. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 22. 992-4607. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax winner. Family-owned-andoperated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center. 13546 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1A. 821-9880. $ THAI ORCHID F The restaurant serves authentic Thai cuisine

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made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, Thai curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$

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BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk. 230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA With four Jacksonville locations, Vino’s makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

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AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F The seafood place offers an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings, pasta. Faves: ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BRAZILIAN JAX CAFE Authentic Brazilian dishes include steaks, sausages, chicken, fish, burgers and hot sandwiches made with fresh ingredients. Traditional feijoada (black beans and pork stew with rice, collards, orange salad and toasted yucca flour with bacon) is served every Sat. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 20. 880-3313. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 3, 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd., 880-0020. $ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd. (Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$

HARMONIOUS MONKS American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30. 880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily. 11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax winner. See San Marco. 12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F See Orange Park. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 24, Outback Plaza. 503-2230. $$ THE RED ELEPHANT PIZZA & GRILL This casual, familyfriendly eatery serves pizzas, sandwiches, grill specials and pasta dishes. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 10131 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 12. 683-3773. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, this place offers made-from-scratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23. 351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F Offering 100+ prepared items at a full-service and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Made-to-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

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ARON’S PIZZA F The family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sportsthemed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches. FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine and stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS The Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18˝x26˝ of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F Family-owned-andoperated. Gourmet pizza, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper. The pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, calzones, linguini, ravioli, made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style. CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Authentic traditional Thai fare made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections include crispy duck, pra-ram, pad Thai and seafood. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Sat. & Sun. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine: fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster, vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ THE AUGUSTINE GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! Chef Brett Smith’s global cuisine is seasonal and local. Selections include prime steaks, New York strip, lamb and lobster Napoleon. FB, CM. D, nightly. 1000 PGA Tour Blvd., Sawgrass Marriott. 285-7777. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily. 880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine: fresh seafood, veal,

homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks include Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers eclectic cuisine of local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS See St. Johns Town Center. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS,WESTSIDE

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery has classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, made from scratch, including petit fours, custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6. 389-7117. $ BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS Artisan-crafted, small-batch roasted specialty coffees from its certified organic roastery and brew bar, including lattes, local pastries, craft beers. BW. 869 Stockton St., Stes. 1 & 2. 855-1181. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery offers pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes (calzone, stromboli, subs, panini) and microbrews served in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F Best of Jax winner. See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-and-go sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.-Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ KICKBACKS GASTROPUB F Best of Jax winner. Neighborhood spot serves favorites 20 hours a day, every day. 655+ bottled beers, 84 on tap. CM. 910 King St. 388-9551. $$ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center. 1661 Riverside Ave., Ste. 128. 900-1955. $ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PELE’S WOOD FIRE At this new restaurant, Chef Micah Windham uses a wood-fired oven to create traditional, authentic Italian fare with a modern twist. CM, FB, TO. L & D, daily. 2665 Park St. 232-8545. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily. Large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $

PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, nonsmoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ A variety of sushi, including popular Monster Roll and Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. Publix Plaza. 384-2888. $$ TAPA THAT This new place puts a modern spin on traditional tapas-style service, using locally/organically grown items as much as possible. Specialties include duck confit spring rolls and Cuban rice & beans cake. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 820 Lomax St. 376-9911. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ TWO DOORS DOWN F Traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE This new Irish bar and pub in historic downtown offers burgers, sandwiches, shepherd’s pie and bangers and mash. BW. L & D, daily. 48 Spanish St. 547-2023. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30-plus years, this family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily. 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. 460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F The Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Best of Jax winner. Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats & cheeses, salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax winner. International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ HOT SHOT BAKERY & CAFE Freshly baked items, coffees and hand-crafted breakfast and lunch sandwiches; Datil B. Good

hot sauces and pepper products. B & L, daily. 8 Granada St. 824-7898. $ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains, legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ THE PRESENT MOMENT CAFÉ Best of Jax winner. The cozy café serves organic, vegan and vegetarian dishes, pizza, pastas, hummus and milkshakes – all prepared without meat, dairy, wheat or an oven. Organic BW. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 224 W. King St. 827-4499. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront place with a view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, the two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE In the historic district, Spy features James Bond-themed sushi and Mediterraneaninfluenced global cuisine on the seasonal menu, including fresh – never frozen – Hawaiian seafood. Dine indoors or out on the patio. Upstairs lounge, too. Great selection of chilled sakes. BW, CM. D, nightly. 21 Hypolita St. 819-5637. $$$ SUNSET GRILLE Seafood-heavy menu, consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties are baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp, datil pepper wings. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE & TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, the upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

BAHAMA BREEZE ISLAND GRILLE Fresh seafood, chicken, flame-grilled steaks and hand-crafted tropical drinks made with flavorful ingredients inspired by the Caribbean. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10205 River Coast Dr. 646-1031. $$$ BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax winner for Best Burger in St. Augustine and OP/Fleming Island. Burgers made with fresh ground beef and there’s a wide selection of toppings, including fried onions, jalapeños or sautéed mushrooms. Fries, Kosher hot dogs and soft drinks, too. L & D, daily. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F A changing menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT Best of Jax winner. Non-fat, low-calorie, cholesterol-free frozen yogurt is served in flavors that change weekly. Toppings include a variety of fruit and nuts. 4860 Big Island Dr. 807-9292. $ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The popular recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SUITE Best of Jax winner. St. Johns Town Center premium

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Taverna Yamas mixes Greek cuisine, belly dancing and a full bar to create a unique dining experience, on Deer Lake Court in Jacksonville’s Tinseltown area. lounge and restaurant offer chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Authentic cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racing-themed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax winner. Pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F Best of Jax winner. A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, awardwinning wines, wood-fired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax winner. Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd. 398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE *Bite Club Certified! F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining; traditional Middle

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Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE F Homestyle healthy plates: hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad, daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F All homemade from Mama’s award-winning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar has fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 smoothies, with flavored soy milks, organic frozen yogurt, granola. Daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner. Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Bd. 306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F Independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers. Vegetarian options. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style woodfired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Faves include ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining. The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax winner. See Beaches. 9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual El Potro has fresh, made-

to-order fare. Daily specials, buffet most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 733-0844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax winner. See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100. $ THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, brown or white rice, with grilled beef, chicken, Korean short ribs. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily. 11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ GREEK ISLES CAFE Authentic Greek, American and Italian fare, including gyros, spinach pie and Greek meatballs. Homemade breads, desserts. House specialties are eggs benedict and baklava. BW, CM., TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7860 Gate Parkway, Ste. 116. 564-2290. $ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F Since 1975 serving house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Best of Jax winner. Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax winner. See Intracoastal. 8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned with an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ SAKE SUSHI F Sushi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, katsu, donburi, soups. Popular rolls: Fuji Yama, Ocean Blue, Fat Boy. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy., Ste. 31. 647-6000. $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., Tinseltown. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F The gastropub has Southern-style cuisine with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Best of Jax winner. Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS *Bite Club Certified! The Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek

wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN FLATS F Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Rd. 642-1488. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. $ WILD WING CAFÉ F 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-9464. $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi, sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

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BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR *Bite Club Certified! F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax winner. The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 13249 City Square Dr., 751-9711. $ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 5945 New Kings Rd. 765-8515. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees. BW. L & D, daily. 7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F Locally-owned-and-operated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts. CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace. 696-4001. $ SAVANNAH BISTRO Low Country fare Mediterranean and French inspired, in a relaxing atmosphere at Crowne Plaza Airport. Favorites are crab cakes, NY strip, she crab soup, mahi mahi. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 14670 Duval Rd. 741-4404. $-$$$ SWEET PETE’S All-natural sweet shop offers a variety of candy and other treats made the old-fashioned way: all natural flavors, no artificial anything. Several kinds of honey, too. 1922 N. Pearl St. 376-7161. $ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Best of Jax winner. Lunch, bagels, desserts. Adjacent Cellar serves fine wines. Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F Salads, sandwiches, pizza, fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at corner of Third & Main, serving fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

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ANJO LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Thur. 9928 Old Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1, 646-2656 AROMAS CIGAR & WINE BAR Call for schedule. 4372 Southside Blvd., 928-0515 BLACK HORSE WINERY 2-7 p.m. Tue.-Thur., 2-8 p.m. Fri. & Sat., 2-6 p.m. Sun. 420 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park, 644-8480 BLUE BAMBOO 5:30-7:30 p.m., every first Thur. 3820 Southside Blvd., 646-1478 DAMES POINT MARINA Every third Wed. 4518 Irving Rd., Northside, 751-3043 THE GIFTED CORK Tastings daily. 64 Hypolita St., St. Augustine, 810-1083 THE GROTTO 6-8 p.m. every Thur. 2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726 MONKEY’S UNCLE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070 OCEAN 60 6-8 p.m every Mon. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 PUSSERS CARIBBEAN GRILL 6 p.m. every second Fri. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-7766 RIVERSIDE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1035 Park St., Five Points, 356-4517

ROYAL PALMS VILLAGE WINES & TAPAS 5 p.m. every Mon., Wed. & Fri. 296 Royal Palms Drive, Atlantic Beach, 372-0052 THE TASTING ROOM 6-8 p.m. every first Tue. 25 Cuna St., St. Augustine, 810-2400 TASTE OF WINE Tastings daily. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 9, Atlantic Beach, 246-5080 TIM’S WINE MARKET 5 p.m. every Fri., noon every Sat. 278 Solana Rd., Ponte Vedra, 686-1741 128 Seagrove Main St., St. Augustine Beach, 461-0060 III FORKS PRIME STEAKHOUSE 5-6:30 p.m. every Mon. 9822 Tapestry Circle, Ste. 111, SJTC, 928-9277 TOTAL WINE & MORE Noon-6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 300, 998-1740 URBAN FLATS 5-8 p.m. every Wed. 9726 Touchton Rd., Tinseltown, 642-1488 THE WINE BAR 6-8 p.m. every Thur. 320 First St. N., Jax Beach, 372-0211 WINE WAREHOUSE 4-7 p.m. every Fri. 665 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 246-6450 4434 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 448-6782

Super Breeders

Update: Last week’s NOTW gave serial impregnator Desmond Hatchett, of Knoxville, Tenn., too much credit. It’s true he’s sired at least 24 kids by at least 11 women (and has no hope of meeting child-support obligations), but he’s hardly Tennessee’s most prolific. A June summary by Daily Mail of London (citing WMC-TV and WREG-TV in Memphis) revealed Memphis’ Terry Turnage has 23 children by 17 women, and Richard M. Colbert (also from Memphis) has 25 with 18 women. Courts have ordered the men to pay the various mothers monthly support ranging from $259$309 — one woman said the most she’d ever seen from Turnage was $9.

To the Ninth Ring of Hell

Debbie Stevens, 47, filed a claim before the New York Human Rights commission in April alleging she was fired in November by Ms. Jackie Brucia, a controller of Atlantic Automotive Group of West Islip, N.Y., after Stevens failed to recover quickly enough from major surgery in August. Stevens had donated a kidney to Brucia, who apparently couldn’t understand why Stevens was still in pain by Sept. 6 so that she needed more time off. Actually, since Brucia and Stevens weren’t perfect matches, Brucia had Stevens donate to a woman ahead of Brucia on the waiting list, which created an opening for Brucia. In April, Brucia’s husband told a New York Post reporter Stevens’ claims were “far from the truth,” but didn’t elaborate. In April, a Charlotte, N.C., jury convicted Charles Hinton, 47, for a 2010 break-in at Levine Children’s Hospital, where he’d been charged with stealing 10 video gaming systems sick kids relied on for entertainment while receiving cancer treatment. In May, a CNN investigation revealed the Disabled Veterans National Foundation collected almost $56 million in donations over four years but given nearly all of it to two direct-mail fundraising companies. CNN was able to locate a small veterans charity in Birmingham, Ala., that received help, mainly in the form of 2,600 bags of cough drops, 2,200 bottles of sanitizers, 11,520 bags of coconut M&Ms and 700 pairs of Navy dress shoes. Another, in Prescott, Ariz., received hundreds of chef ’s coats and aprons, cans of acrylic paint and a needlepoint design pillowcase. Said the Birmingham charity manager, “I ask myself what the heck are these people doing.”

Oops!

Andrea Amanatides suffered a boo-boo in May while being booked to begin a six-month jail sentence in Albany, N.Y., for a probation violation. As she was placed in a holding cell, a cache of drugs fell onto the floor. Deputies soon figured out a condom Amanatides had put in a bodily orifice had burst. The final inventory: 26 Oxycontins, 10 Ambiens, 50 Valiums, 37 Adderalls, plus 133 more prescription pills and four baggies of heroin. The event was captured on surveillance video. Weekend WTMW-TV (Portland, Maine) news anchor Meghan Torjussen was called on to deliver breaking sports news on June 3, the score of a playoff game between the Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat. Time had run out in the fourth quarter with a tie score, 89-89. “I guess the game just ended,” Torjussen

announced. “This is what my producer is telling me right now.” “There’s the score [on the screen], 89-89. Uh, went down to the wire ... ended in a tie. [A]ll right, let’s move on to professional baseball.” Boston eventually won, in overtime, 93-91.

The Continuing Crisis

Things People Believe: Seattle attorney Andrew Basiago told Huffington Post in April he “timetraveled” eight times as a child as part of the secret Project Pegasus staged by the Pentagon’s notorious Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. And lawyer Alfred Webre recently explained, matter-of-factly, to a seminar audience in Vancouver, B.C., that teleportation is an “inexpensive, environmentally friendly means of transportation,” used most recently by then-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld “to transport troops to battle.” Basiago said, in a flourish of detail, he was at Ford’s Theater the night Abraham Lincoln was assassinated but didn’t witness it. He added that he’s twice run into himself while in the past. In June, the North Carolina Senate passed a state House of Representatives bill (House Bill 819) ordering scientists to use the “correct” way to predict weather in the Tar Heel State. The bill requires only historical analogies back to 1900 be used to predict sea-level rise — meaning scientists must ignore “feedback loops” in which recent, consistent heat and violent atmospheric conditions suggest more radical weather. For example, nine of the 10 hottest years on record have occurred since 2000, but North Carolina scientists mustn’t be swayed by that, because only patterns of the more stable 20th century can forecast 21st-century sea levels. Many North Carolina coastal property owners believe the 40-or-more-inch rise in sea level by 2100 predicted by most scientists threatens property values; they’d rather believe the perhaps-8-inch rise House Bill 819 would dictate.

Is This a Joke?

In testimony at an extortion trial in New York City in June, Anthony Russo (alleged Colombo family associate) told prosecutors a mob war was narrowly averted after another Colombo hand learned a new Staten Island pizza parlor (run by an alleged Bonanno associate) featured pies that suspiciously resembled those of Brooklyn’s top-rated L&B Spumoni Gardens, where has Colombo ties. Representatives of the families had a “sit-down” (at a neutral site — a Panera Bread!) and worked out a payment plan to satisfy L&B.

Bright Idea

Serial flasher-alcoholic Michael McShane, 55, of Workington, England, seems well aware of the serious problem he has. He has been arrested 283 times (190 convictions) for indecent exposure and public drinking, and was apparently trying to keep himself out of trouble one night in April by dressing in two pairs of pants, so that if he shed one, he would still be within the law. However, on that night, police picked up a passed-out McShane outside a bar where he’d already managed to pull both pairs of trousers down past his buttocks, and in May, he earned conviction No. 191, in Carlisle Crown Court. Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net JULY 3-9, 2012 | foLio weekLY | 41

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Nevada Republican Party members concocted a bizarre version of family values. A lot of them are opposed to gay marriage, yet are all in favor of legal brothels. Their wacky approach to morality is as weird as that of the family values crowd in Texas, which thinks it’s wrong to teach adolescents about birth control even though it’s led to a high rate of teen pregnancies. My question: Why do we let people with screwed-up priorities claim to be the prime caretakers of “family values”? Reject conventional wisdom as you clarify what that term means to you. It’s a great time to deepen and strengthen your moral foundation. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): There’s a term for those who have the ardor of a nymphomaniac in their efforts to gather useful information: infomaniac. That’s just what I think you should be next week. You need data and evidence in abundance. What you don’t know would surely hurt you, so be sure you find out everything you need to know. Be as thorough as a spy, relentless as a muckraking journalist and as curious as a child. Set aside as many strong opinions and emotional biases as possible; they may distort your quest for the raw truth. Your word of power: empirical. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Of all the zodiac signs, you’re the best at discovering short cuts. No one’s better at the art of avoiding boredom. And you could teach a master course in how to weasel out of strenuous work without looking like a weasel. None of those virtues comes in handy next week, though. Concentrate hard on not skipping any steps. Follow the rules, stick to the plan and dedicate yourself to the basics. Finish what you start. (Sorry about this grind-itout advice. I’m just reporting what the planetary omens are telling me.) CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your imagination’s epic breadth is legendary. Who else who can wander around the world without leaving home? Is there anyone else who can reincarnate twice in the span of few weeks without having to go through the hassle of actually dying? There are times when your fantasies should be set aside so you may soak up teachings flowing your way when you’re physically outside of your comfort zone. Now is such a moment. Don’t take a merely virtual break in the action. Get away from it all, even if it’s only to a marvelous diversion or magic sanctuary on the other side of town. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In Norse mythology, Fenrir was a big bad wolf the gods were eager to keep tied up. In the beginning, they tried to do it with metal chains, but the beast broke free. Then they commissioned the dwarfs to weave a shackle out of six impossible things: a bear’s sinews, a bird’s spit, a fish’s breath, a mountain’s root, a woman’s beard and the sound a cat’s paws made as it walked. This magic fetter was no thicker than a silk ribbon, but it worked. Fenrir couldn’t escape. Be inspired by this. As you deal with a current dilemma, don’t fight strength with strength. Instead, use art, craft, subtlety and even trickery. I doubt you’ll need to gather as many as six impossible things; three ought to do it; even two may work. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): This is a time when your personal actions have more power than usual to affect the world around you. The ripples you set in motion may ultimately touch folks you don’t even know and transform situations you’re not part of. That’s a lot of responsibility! Be on your best behavior. Not necessarily your mildest, most polite 42 | FOLIO WEEKLY | JULY 3-9, 2012

behavior — rather, be brave, impeccable, full of integrity and a bit wild. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Goldfish confined in small aquariums stay small. Those living in ponds get much bigger. What can we conclude from this? The size and growth rate of goldfish are directly related to their environment. A similar principle applies to you in the next 10 months. If you want to take maximum advantage of your potential, put yourself in spacious situations that encourage expansion. For an extra boost, surround yourself with broad-minded, uninhibited people who’ve worked hard to heal wounds. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Over the years, you’ve explored some exotic, even strange ideas about what characterizes a good time. In the days ahead, you’ll add to your colorful tradition with some unprecedented variations on the definition of “pleasure” and “happiness.” I don’t mean this is a problem. Not at all. To paraphrase the Wiccan credo, as long as it harms no one (including you), anything goes. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There are times in your life when it’s your sacred duty to be open to interesting tangents and creative diversions; when it makes sense to wander around aimlessly with wonder in your eyes, alert for clues to grab your attention. This isn’t one of those times. Rather, stay focused on what you promised yourself you’d concentrate on. It’s tempting to spray arrows at several targets; I hope you instead stick to one target and take careful aim with your best shots. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I’ve been meditating on a certain need you’ve been neglecting — one chronically underestimated, belittled or ignored by you and others. I’m hoping this achy longing soon receives your smart attention and tender care. A good way to start: acknowledge its validity and importance. That reveals a secret to help you attend to your special need with just the right touch. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Due to pressure-packed influences now bearing on your destiny, you have Official Cosmic Permission to fling three dishes against the wall; but no more than three. If you want, you can also hurl rocks toward heaven, throw darts at photos of your nemeses and cram a coconut cream pie into your face. Understand, however, that taking actions like these should be just the first phase of your master plan for the week. In the next phase, capitalize on all the energy you’ve made available through purgative acts like those. Capitalize how? For starters, dream and scheme about how to liberate yourself from things that make you angry and frustrated. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Check to see if you’re having any of these symptoms: 1. sudden eruptions of gratitude 2. a declining fascination with conflict 3. seemingly irrational urges that lead you to interesting discoveries 4. yearnings to peer more deeply into the eyes of people you care about 5. a mounting inability to tolerate boring influences that resist transformation 6. an increasing knack for recognizing and receiving the love that’s available. If you’re experiencing at least three out of six, you’re certifiably in close alignment with cosmic flow. Keep doing what you’re doing. If none of these are sweeping through you, get adjusted. Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

THIRD TIME’S A CHARM You recognized me from Cantina and we exchanged numbers a second time. You left and the Apple Store gave me a new phone causing me to lose your number again. You work at Memorial (I think), you should respond b/c I hear the third time is a charm. When: May. Where: Apple Store @ Town Center. #1372-0703 PRINCESS OF THE RODEO You: Doing tattoos that don’t hurt in your Canadian tuxedo! Smile that calms the nerves! Looking like what all pinup girls are modeled after! Me: When pigs fly! When: June 25. Where: Livewire Tattoo. #1371-0703

moving on.) Let’s hook up and break some laws together! When: June 6. Where: San Marco Starbucks. #1360-0619 SAW YOU AT RAGTIME 6/2 You had light curly hair and were with a friend with black hair sitting on bar stools directly across from me. I bought you a couple of rounds of drinks and had the waiter deliver a note to you. You came and hugged me to say thank you. I was with a group of friends and couldn’t get to you. I’d love to talk with you and see you again. When: June 2. Where: Ragtime Tavern. #1359-0612

LEGS A MILE LONG You, exquisite tall blonde w/ a black shirt, short floral skirt and black strap-on sandels and legs from here to the moon! Me, tall divorced dad w/ my three kids who couldn’t take my eyes off YOU! NEVER shop alone again! When: June 23. Where: Publix/Roosevelt. #1370-0703

BEST SMILE EVER You: The hottest cowboy there. I’d love to be your 10 at 2 and your 10 at 10. You and tequila make me crazy. Me: You had me from hello. When the sun goes down, no shoes, no shirt, no problem. I can’t see you being anything but mine. I can see myself always being lucky with you. When: May 23. Where: Whisky River, Chris Cagle. #1358-0612

TOOK ME BY SURPRISE You came up to me saying I was cute, blonde hair, gorgeous with a long dress. You were with your guy friend. You gave me your number but I must have put it in my phone wrong. Hopefully we can meet again. When: June 23. Where: Blackfinn Restaurant. #1369-0703

D@P You: Sequin purse, fantastic dancer. The night was yours. Me: Mesmerized by your voice, intrigued with every detail of your personality, and stunned by your kiss. Number exchanges too cliché for us. Take me to the beach with your sequin dress! When: June 2. Where: Riverside. #1357-0612

FRONT WINDOW OF KRYSTAL You were the attractive lady sitting at a table in the front window of the Krystal, wearing a black and white ’50s style dress, long hair. You were with a group of people. I was outside the building, walking along the sidewalk, our eyes met twice. It was about 8:00 when we saw each other. Would like to get to know you better. When: June 23. Where: Krystal Main St. Cruise. #1368-0703

JAY NINJA Chalk on the sidewalk, zig-zags in the grass, tabouleh in a bowl, wine in your glass. Sticky note #27-22, a Happy Birthday I wish to you. Dinner? Drink? Just to cheer, you know where to find me, I’ll always be here. When: Recently. Where: United States. #1356-0612

I’M GETTING AN ICEE TOO! You: Beautiful blonde in long brown dress. You’d just bought your son an ICEE at Daily’s on Palm Valley Rd. We passed each other and shared a laugh as I was taking my daughter inside to get an ICEE too and you left in your silver Toyota SUV, no ring on your finger? Me: Single Dad, “Father of the Year” candidate. Get the kids together sometime? When: June 22. Where: Ponte Vedra. #1367-0703 RAINBOW PRINCESS When I come into Dragonflies, I come in for one reason, to look upon the face of my rainbow-haired princess. I was going to ask you out but you were working too feverishly on the computer. I’ll gain the courage one day and my heart will be yours like the ones drawn on your arm?! When: May 30. Where: Dragonflies Jewelry. #1366-0626 JASON’S DELI You: Tall, handsome “key employee” looking like a villain. Me: Adorable, petite blonde that you couldn’t keep your eyes off of. I said I liked your mohawk and I giggled like a school girl. Let’s see a terrible silent film and be best friends forever. I think your name starts with a D? When: Feb. 17. Where: Jason’s Deli. #1365-0626 BLUE-EYED BASSIST You: Playing bass for the Jazz brunch at the Omni Hotel. You were wearing a blue dress shirt and jeans. I couldn’t take my eyes off you. You’re completely charming, and your smile is brighter than the stars. Me: Girl in striped sweater. Hopefully we’ll meet again one day, but until then. When: May 27. Where: The Omni Hotel. #1364-0626 DANCING AT WHISKY RIVER Older woman dancing alone at Whisky River Friday night when you, a 21-year-old guy, asked me to dance. We danced a little naughty a few times as you kissed my neck. I told you my name, but we never exchanged numbers. When: Jan. 15. Where: Whisky River. #1363-0626 YOUR FATHER WORKS FOR BP I regret letting your movers rush you out without trying to get your number; I hope you still have mine. You were so sweet and interesting; I can’t stop thinking about you. You move to Jax from Alaska with your dad; were you as interested as I was? Don’t be the one who got away; please call. Where: BP @ JTB & Philips. #1362-0626 SUPER TARGET ROOSEVELT We smiled in the grocery section around 4 p.m. You: White long-sleeved shirt, black running shorts. Me: Yellow polo shirt, light jeans. Then our paths crossed again as you were going to your car. I drove a silver Avalon; you crossed in front of me. Would like to know more. When: June 6. Where: Super Target Roosevelt. #1361-0619 LEGALLY BLONDE AND HOT! I saw you walking down the San Marco strip, and I couldn’t tear my eyes off you. So tall, blonde and an attorney, the perfect combination! Do you believe in love at first sight? I do! (Sorry tall, dark and handsome lawyer, I am

BARTENDER WITH COOL NAME We both have different names. You said I have a “cool moustache.” There was a girl at the bar reading I Saw U ads in Folio Weekly. You questioned their legitimacy. Now you know they are real. And you are beautiful. When: June 2. Where: Applebee’s Town Center. #1355-0612 SPARKLING REDHEAD LEFT ME GASPING You: dazzling redhead. Bikini covered by cute white beach dress, on your way to the beach. I wanted to join you. You looked at me from the end of the aisle and gave me the most amazing smile. Me: helped you find that beach chair and get it down. You took my breath away and I can’t get it back. Come back and see me. please? When: June 2. Where: Palm Valley Publix. #1354-0612 LOVER OF THE CORAL NAILS I Saw U from afar sitting @ the bar. I looked up & there you were. Smoking your hookah playing on your computer, not me. My heart fluttered. Then I saw your beautiful coral nails, the same as mine. I knew it was meant to be. I have seen you many times since. Please look up & smile or wave. I’m in such need. When: May 21. Where: Casbah of Avondale. #1353-0612 BLACK CORSET You were wearing a sexy black corset with a nice pair of blue jeans, drinking a Tequila Sunrise. I see you there just about every Wednesday night, very cute and attrac-

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work at my favorite coffee spot? When: Many. Where: DDAB. #1344-0529 FLATBED FORD GIRL We talked a bit, saw your awesome truck pictures and would like to sail away with you. Your Eye Guy! When: May 16. Where: The Corner Bistro. #1343-0529 HOT FOR 4TH GRADE TEACHER You: Beautiful brunette wearing a green T-shirt in line behind me at the Post Office, needing of a pen. I could tell and offered mine. Me: 5'9" wearing a gray Volcom T-shirt. We had some friendly chitchat and you left before me. I’d be interested in after-school activities. When: May 7. Where: Post Office on Blanding. #1342-0522 SEXY COP I saw you and can’t stop thinking about you. Hottest cop I’ve seen. Got into car #1487. Couldn’t get the full name but it was A.K. something. You can pull me over anytime. Hot redhead in blue Altima. You said hi. I saw stars :) When: May 14. Where: Gate gas station Southside Blvd. #1342-0522 PRETTY SMILE AT PUBLIX While ordering my sub at Publix on Beach Blvd. and Kernan around 11:15, I hear some faint footstep behind me. I turn my head only to see the most beautiful smile ever so I smile back. She wore nothing but black and her work nametag while her mom ordered a sub, too. I’ll never forget that smile and hope to see it again soon. When: May 15. Where: Publix on Beach and Kernan. #1341-0522 PRETTY LADY AT SHOOTING I saw you at the corner wearing white pants. You were smoking a cig and dropped to the sidewalk as the bullets rained down at Park Place. Amidst all the gunfire, I saw your pretty eyes twinkle as you ran for your life. You had me at “Bang!” Let me be your bulletproof vest? When: May 4. Where: Corner of Park Place. #1340-0522 FINE LADY IN BLACK DRESS I saw you at around 8 a.m. After you entered the building, you graciously turned around and held the door open for me. Hoping I can open the door for you one day soon, my dear. When: May 8. Where: Southpoint Office Building, JTB. #1339-0522

BIG BLUE EYED GIRL You: Skinny brunette sitting at the bar drinking Angry Orchard. You were making funny faces and had the most adorable laugh I’ve ever seen. Me: I just want to let you know you’re beautiful. When: May 22. Where: The Norm. #1345-0529

HOTTIE WITH QUEEN SHIRT @ THE LANDING Your friends noticed my sister and I were twins, and I noticed how sexy you were! You had on a Queen shirt and said something to me when I walked by you, inside The Landing, during Art Walk. I really wish I would’ve talked to you because you’re the finest piece of dark meat I’ve ever seen! Holla Back! When: May 2. Where: The Landing, during Art Walk. #1338-0515

DUNKIN DONUTS DELIGHT You: Tall, handsome, blue-eyed coffee god who knows how I take my coffee. Me: Dark curlyhaired girl who likes her coffee black, iced and hazelnut. I used to look forward to my daily visits to Dunkin Donuts in Atlantic Beach until you quit. Where can I see you now that you don’t

BEARS FAN … YUCK Opening of the beaches parade. Me: Flip-up green sunglasses chilling in the kiddie pool. You: Comcast employee who promised me the MLB network. Let’s meet at the tiki bar so we can arrange a method of payment. When: April 29. Where: Cody’s Tiki Bar. #1337-0515

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et me start off by saying how much I love and enjoy being a teacher. I don’t believe anyone would seek a career in education if they weren’t passionate about teaching the future leaders and citizens of our country. I have two teaching certificates from outof-state, one in Special Education and the other in Elementary Education. I am dually certified — my undergraduate degrees are in Special Education and History — and I am halfway through my Masters of Education program. I think it’s safe to assume that I am qualified to be a teacher, in any state in the country. Now, even though my education and teaching certificates are out-of-state, I chose to take the necessary steps to becoming an educator in the state of Florida. I sent copies of my degree, transcripts, valid and permanent out-of-state teaching certificates along with $150 to the Department of Education expecting for everything to transfer over and in no time I would also be highly qualified to teach in Florida. Boy was I in for a surprise. First of all, only my Special Education teaching certificate transferred. My Elementary Education certificate was deemed non transferable and I was told I would have to take extra courses and exams to now be able to teach elementary level students. Although this was disheartening, my real passion is special education and thankfully I got my first job in a Florida Public school district in a special education classroom. Yet, my certificate was/is only temporary and valid for three years. Understandable why that is, but it also seems logical that after those three years, my certificate would become permanent. Again, more surprises in store for me. I was told I needed to take the “general knowledge” exam: a four-part exam in reading, mathematics, grammar and writing. I guess to prove to the state that I actually learned something in my four years of college? Or that passing the educators exam I took before even graduating from college was legitimate? Or that my two out-of-state teaching certificates weren’t fraudulent? I am still not sure why I had to take and pass a “general knowledge” test before my temporary Florida certificate expired, but I swallowed my pride and forked over the almost $200. And what do you know, I passed! But I am far from completing the steps to becoming an actual, professional educator in the state of Florida. I now have to take the Professional Education Exam. I’m also still pondering this, because I studied education in college and have a Bachelor’s Degree in Education; you would think I’d at least be exempt from this sort of exam. But no, I forked over another almost $200 to take an exam on everything I ever learned from my many education courses in college. And I am still not finished with the steps the Department of Education is asking me to take

to become an actual, recognized, teacher in Florida. My next step is to take a content area exam, which would be — you guessed it – in Special Education. At this point, I’m more than reluctant to give the state another almost $200 to take an exam on everything I learned in college, and everything I do daily. Yet, if I don’t take this exam I will not be recognized as a “highly qualified” teacher and would not be eligible to teach at a Title I school. But because of these prerequisites, and my own personal integrity I want to be “highly qualified”. So I asked everyone in my district and I asked the teacher’s union if there was any financial support to take these necessary exams. At this point — already fed up with the Department of Education and the road to certification — I was not surprised in the least when the response from everyone was no. So I am being asked to jump through hoops, fork over hundreds and hundreds of dollars without financial support, to be able to teach what I am teaching currently. Well I’m sorry but on a teacher’s salary of under forty thousand dollars a year, I have to say I am unable to justify spending that money to prove to someone (the state?, the department of education?, the district?, the superintendent?, the students?) that I am qualified to teach a

motivation to teach to the state standards. But what about the special educators? And I don’t mean the special educators who have students that need accommodations and modifications on the general education curriculum. I mean my students, who at the age of 13 do not know their colors, numbers or even their name. The state is telling me that I have to give my students a standardized test (the Florida Alternate Assessment) to measure their academic level in reading, math, science, etc. depending on their grade level. And whatever their grade level is, that is the exam they get — it is the same across all academic levels and ages. I have a non-verbal, physically aggressive 13-year-old that is in the system as being a sixth grader, so he gets the same Alternate Assessment as any other sixth grader who qualifies to take the exam as opposed to the FCAT. I had to sit this poor student at a table and ask him questions about fractions and ask him to read a passage and answer the following questions, all while wearing Kevlar sleeves and dodging fists to the head. And this is 50 percent of my grade? And eventually this is what my pay is going to be based on? Which brings me back to the lack of financial support the state/district give to those teachers who do this because of their love of education, their love of children, their love of

I had to sit this poor student at a table and ask him questions about fractions and ask him to read a passage and answer the following questions, all while wearing Kevlar sleeves and dodging fists to the head. And this is 50 percent of my grade? subject area in which I have 4 years’ worth of college coursework, 12 graduate level credits of coursework, and 2 years’ experience. End that rant … on to the next one. The way Florida school districts are now evaluating teachers is changing. We receive 50 percent of a “grade” based on administration observations and evaluations on a rubric like system. It makes complete sense, though somewhat subjective, and has been very informative and interesting to learn. Now the other 50 percent of our “grade” is called Value Added Measure and it is based on the progress and academic gains of our students. I am sure this was a very extensively thought out system equation on how they arrived at this and the goal was to increase teachers’

helping students succeed, their love of teaching a non-verbal, physically aggressive 13 year old how to put on his own clothes, make his own lunch, cross the street, communicate if he is hurt and how to walk around in the real world without socking people in the face. What is a more fitting evaluation of what kind of teacher I am…the increase of this student’s knowledge of math and reading, or the decrease in physical restraints being implemented during the school day? Does Florida actually want teachers? Jessica Geronimo

Geronimo is a middle school special ed teacher in Northeast Florida.

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