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34 EDITOR’S NOTE p. 4 MAIL Should Ax Handle Saturday be commemorated? Plus some reflections on what the “good ol’ godly days” of Christian ascendancy wrought. p. 5 NEWS A push to end gerrymandered Jacksonville City Council districts makes for strange bedfellows. p. 7 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS A JSO memorial 9/11 quilt languishes, forgotten. Plus classic photos capture a forgotten time in Jacksonville’s history. p. 9 ON THE COVER Fall Arts Preview 2011: Helping you catch an early buzz on everything worth seeing, watching, hearing and doing this fall. p. 12 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 31 MOVIES Reviews of “Our Idiot Brother” and “Apollo 18.” p. 33

MUSIC Northeast Florida prepares for the only state sighting of the sensational neo-folk group Fleet Foxes. p. 38 Alkaline Trio bassist Dan Andriano gives up the Windy City for the Ancient one. p. 39 THE EYE Folio Weekly’s Bite Club hits the Crab Cake Factory for a serious seafood soirée. p. 49 NEWS OF THE WEIRD Beauty solutions: Breast ironing, snail mucus and diamond-studded contact lenses. p. 57 BACKPAGE Lawmakers’ plunder of the Land and Water Conservation Fund imperils some of Florida’s best places. p. 62 SPORTSTALK p. 10 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 11 HAPPENINGS p. 47 DINING GUIDE p. 50 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY Y p. 58 I SAW U p. 59 CLASSIFIEDS p. 60

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Control Group

The sheriff’s decision to pull police scanners from local newsrooms is one more tool in his arsenal of suppression

heriff John Rutherford has one register when speaking in public: insistent bordering on annoyed. He employs this tone whether he’s hectoring the community for not giving up tips on suspects, badgering the media for overhyping crime in Florida’s murder capital, or complaining to City Councilmembers about budget cuts. To listen to him is to endure, as one does a presidential debate or the incessant beep of a forklift in reverse. The sheriff ’s vocal range does little to soothe the ear, but it does make for unbeatable comic delivery of blatantly dishonest transmissions, like this little gem from late July: “We are as transparent as we can be.” Haha, Sheriff. You’ve still got it! Rutherford made this statement on the eve of confiscating police scanners from every city newsroom that had one, severing the communication umbilical cord that once

that ultimately consisted of just 32 pages. In another instance, Folio Weekly emailed three rudimentary questions to Rutherford aide Lauri-Ellen Smith, about the practice of taking blood from DUI suspects. Smith emailed back three one-word answers, and billed us $104. Of course, nothing can top what happened to former Folio Weekly crime reporter Gwynedd Stuart after she reported on a dubious police shooting that targeted an unarmed, fleeing teenager. Upon arriving at the Police Memorial Building after the story came out, Stuart was greeted by an officer who determined that she worked for Folio Weekly, and added, “we’re not going to be letting you in here anymore.” He then confiscated her media credentials badge. (The JSO subsequently apologized and returned the badge.) It’s not just local alt weeklies that have trouble getting info from JSO. In 2008, a legal inquiry by local media forced the agency to

The sheriff’s silent treatment should prompt noisy denunciations by the mayor, the City Council, and any community members who prefer the free flow of information to being spoon-fed “news” from a recalcitrant public agency.

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allowed local media to monitor in real time crimes, accidents and emergencies. Rutherford made a strenuous case for yanking the scanners, one that might have been plausible if his own undersheriff had not previously made a very different set of arguments. At a meeting with local newsroom directors, Undersheriff Dwain Senterfitt insisted the scanners were being recalled for financial reasons. When media reps offered to buy their own scanners, Senterfitt changed gears, citing “operational concerns” resulting from “members of the media interjecting themselves into our investigations.” By the time Rutherford addressed the matter, he’d managed to excavate a brand-new reason: “compliance with the law.” Well, not the law exactly, but rather a 1997 informal opinion by an assistant attorney general in answer to a question from the chief of police of Indian Harbor Beach (the “Greatest Little City in Florida,” according to its website). That opinion has never been challenged in court, or even used previously to ban monitoring police broadcasts — not even in Indian Harbor Beach, which sought the opinion. Media outlets there still employ scanners. (As an Officer Ryan noted when asked about it last Friday, “We can’t stop anyone from using them.”) The rollout of Rutherford’s new policy was particularly fumbling, but in fairness, it’s in keeping with his abiding disdain for the media. This is a sheriff, mind you, who hasn’t returned a phone call from Folio Weekly in his eight years in office, and whose minions do everything they can to stymie, delay and refuse public records requests. As we reported earlier this year (“Answer the Question,” Jan. 25, bit.ly/ dK824h), JSO public information officers have turned nondisclosure into an art form. In one memorable instance in 2008, the agency initially said it would cost us $630 to obtain files related to police drug raids — a public records request

abandon a 20-year practice of charging $3 for police reports that should not have cost more than 15 cents a page. And as Ponte Vedra Recorder then-Editor Mark Pettus wrote in response to our January story on the matter, “Our experience is that the Jacksonville Sheriff ’s Office can be ridiculously slow to respond, but quick to complain when they feel they’ve been slighted in a story. … we share your frustration.” Given the sheriff ’s history, we’d question his motives for reclaiming scanners even if he’d offered a single, compelling answer instead of a vacillating, unconvincing one. But his failures of accountability aren’t the media’s problem: They’re the community’s. Reporters — particularly those at TV stations — rely on police scanners to communicate timely and essential information to the public. They may lean too hard on crime news for some tastes (ours), and they may sensationalize the hell out of every happenstance. But they also are the first place most people turn when they hear about a fire, or a shooting rampage, or a five-car pile-up. The sheriff ’s silent treatment should prompt noisy denunciations by the mayor, the City Council, and any community members who prefer the free flow of information to being spoon-fed “news” from a recalcitrant public agency. Instead, Rutherford’s decision has been met with silence and allowed to metastasize. Since he announced he was taking back police scanners, both the Jacksonville Fire and Rescue Department and Nassau County Sheriff ’s Office have followed suit. Fernandina Beach NewsLeader Publisher Foy Maloy Jr. criticized the development, saying it “cast a shroud of public mistrust” on law enforcement and added to “the perception they are covering things up.” Perception, in this case, is an enduring reality. Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com

PROMISE OF BENEFIT

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

Here we go again with another salvo of radical Christian religious right zealot letters attacking secular freethinkers in their usual hate-mongering bigoted diatribe (Mail, Aug. 30). The same individuals who are always screaming their heads off about religious tolerance have absolutely no tolerance for those with beliefs different from their own and essentially are two-faced double-standard hypocrites. I’m sure they would just love to turn the clock back to the “good ol’ godly days” when the largest slave trade in world history was created by Christian European slave traders, and the fact that the Bible has many verses defending slavery. Oh sure, let’s go back to the “good ol’ godly days” of the Wild Wild West, when shootouts in the streets were a routine occurrence, when women were treated like chattel, when Mafia and organized crime syndicates ruled the day, when blacks were held in servitude bondage for centuries, when men settled arguments by duels and the Native American Indian indigenous people of North America were slaughtered en masse to nearly total genocide by the Christian invaders, their land stolen under the banner of Christianity. Sure, let’s go back to those so-called “moral” days of Jim Crow segregation and terrorizing actions by groups like The Christian Knights of The Ku Klux Klan. Billions of people have died since the recorded history of the human race under the banner of various religions worldwide, and entire races, societies and continents have been wiped out and vanquished in the name of religion — which makes Stalin’s actions a miniscule percentage in comparative numbers. Moral values, my butt! Spare me! So don’t hand me this “communism” bullcrap, which I detest. Communism has been defined as an allencompassing religion itself. At what point were these days moral? Get real. America’s history is written in blood and replete with human rights violations. And yes, I am an American patriot. The 1797 U.S. Treaty of Tripoli says, “The Government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” It never fails that we still have harassing religious zealots spewing out their anti-secular venom and are never happy unless they are forcing their indoctrinated theological dogma on everyone else. They can dish it out but certainly can’t take it. What a freakin’ farce! George Starkes St. Augustine Beach via email

It’s no surprise that folks like Mr. Shuttleworth will keep on insisting that the United States was founded solely on Christian values, no matter how often you patiently present evidence to the contrary. But alas, I shall deign to do so again. Perhaps I should illustrate individual examples of our Founding Fathers. James Madison said, “Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.” Thomas Paine wrote “The Age of Reason,” a calculated attack on all organized religions. The Treaty of Tripoli, which states in Article XI that the United States is not founded upon Christianity, was submitted by President John Adams, passed unanimously in the Senate, and received no objection from the general populace. Curious behavior for men who

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supposedly wanted the tenets of Christianity as our nation’s backbone. Also, Mr. Shuttleworth ends his letter asserting that his faith is “upheld by the U.S. Constitution.” I’ll simply repeat the facts: There’s no mention of Christianity in the U.S. Constitution, and the First Amendment forbids the endorsement of any one religion over any other. So the sob story over the 1963 ruling taking out MANDATORY prayer and Bible reading in public schools (an example of endorsing a religion and forcing it upon those who don’t follow it) falls flat. But the guilt-by-association of Pres. Kennedy’s assassin with all atheists, I find the most disturbing. So what if Oswald was an atheist? Makes no difference to me. But I assume that, likewise, I can paint all Christians with such a broad stroke? Citing violence by the Ku Klux Klan in that time period, the wars between Protestants and Catholics that once raged in Europe, and murderous bigotry toward gays in Uganda today, as evidence that Christians everywhere are potentially violent and seditious? Mr. Shuttleworth’s contention also smacks of an underhanded tactic I see far too often, like Michele Bachmann’s quip that Hurricane Irene was a message from her god. That if all Americans don’t adhere to the extremist views of one particular sect of a religion, disaster will strike us all. All conjecture and speculation, presented with much bombast and no evidence. Again, this was no surprise. Jeremy Racicot Jacksonville via email

Taking a Toll (Back)

Recently, Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll initiated a marketing effort on Jacksonville’s Westside to promote a new stretch of highway about 17 miles long, as the first phase of a Westside connector between several main highways (Editor’s Note, Aug. 23). The question is, how will it be paid for? During the previous election and in the past, we heard a lot about private sector participation and highway maintenance was one of the issues. Not one company is willing to get involved with this project for maintenance. It is not profitable! Lt. Gov. Carroll’s visit to the Westside was to soften the criticism of and objections to a toll road idea. She told how the construction phase would stimulate the local economy and that the road would reduce traffic congestion to newer and new residential developments in the area. No one mentioned asking the developers to contribute financially to the project, since they are among the beneficiaries. It’s important to remember that having only phase one of the project completed does not accomplish these objectives. When will the remaining portions be completed? Before or after 2025? Here is a plan for Gov. Scott: Drop the rapid transit railroad project from Tampa to Orlando and have a quick political effort made to the Obama Administration to convert these monies to highway construction for the Westside connector so that the entire project will be completed within a reasonable period of time. Squeeze some funding from the private sector — land developers, builders, real estate companies, mortgage lenders, insurance companies and the like. The entire Florida delegation should

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schedule a meeting and get started on the proposal now so that both sides have the motivation to support these changes. The federal government would consider: 1) the Westside connector in its entirety gets built; 2) the Central Florida rapid transit program is cancelled and the funds transferred to the building of the Westside connector; 3) the tram in downtown Jacksonville will be closed and torn down without compensation to the federal government (as required when it was built). The third item can be negotiated for passage of Nos. 1 and 2. This is the kind of compromise that will restore the respect and support of the people in their governments. Domenick A. Bottini III Jacksonville via email

Forget About It

Regarding Ax Handle Saturday [commemorations], I am not exactly sure why we should be celebrating a day when a bunch of black folk got beat up by a bunch of white folk with ax handles. I think it is unlikely to happen again, given Republican efforts made to repeal Jim Crow gun laws preventing African Americans from arming themselves. Any such attempt made now by racists to assault their fellow citizens would be surely be met by a hail of gunfire, and that’s the way it should be. I am told that approximately 360,000 Union soldiers died during the Civil War, approximately 40,000 of whom were black. The rest were white. It seems silly to talk about what color they were now; they are all dust. By their actions they preserved the Union, and they ended the open practice of slavery. © 2011 Racism is still going strong, based on the idea that the color of a person’s skin will automatically serve as an indicator of how they think and act politically. Of course there are some cultural arguments to be made. If you are a member of a group of people who look alike and have the same history and traditions, and live in the same area, it might be likely that you would hold the same opinions as your life-long friends and relatives. But that should not discount the fact that a person can grow as an individual and change their political opinions based on reason. People love to mix racism with politics, not to end it, but to promote it and use it to fool the voter. Although it is personally appalling to me, I will condescend for a moment to draw attention to skin color. Former Councilwoman Glorious Johnson, Mr. Sam Newby, vice chairman of the Republican Party of Duval County, Clive Rickets, chairman of the Libertarian Party of St. Johns County and others are champions of liberty and the American way. Patriots do not view them as “African” Americans, but only as Americans who by the serendipity of nature happen to have dark skin. They are not leaders of “black” men, they propose to lead “all” men. Justice Clarence Thomas, defender of the Constitution and natural law, a man who would never apologize for his country; Dr. Alan Keyes, defender of liberty and the life of the unborn, Herman Cain, Dr. Condi Rice, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jennifer Carroll, Eldridge Cleaver — all of them Republican political examples to be emulated. However, to say that one does or does not admire them because of their color of skin is as ludicrous as saying that I admire Lord Acton because he was fat.

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What is most annoying is when racists accuse others of being racist. It is not racist to be rich and to want to keep your money. It is not racist to say that before we allow this country to degenerate into all-out, one-world socialism, we will go to war in the streets. It is not racist to say that we do not have as a country or as individuals the resources, or the responsibility, or even the desire to take care of all the needs of the poor. It may or may not be selfish or mean spirited, but it is not racist. Racism is the big lie and should never be tolerated. The vocabulary of racism, even the word “race,” should never be tolerated. We are all one race, one set of DNA. Differences in color, in height and weight, in age, are ridiculous subjects for political contemplation. We on the far right despise racism and do not tolerate it. We stand for liberty for all. We demand due process and equal access for all to the procedures and processes that describe our political system. Let’s celebrate that instead the memory of some horrific act that means nothing today except for its value as a tool to alienate men and women of good will on the basis of color. Louis William Rose, chair Republican Liberty Caucus of Northeast Florida

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Walter Coker Celia Miller (left) and Glorious Johnson, stand in the middle of West Sixth Street in Jacksonville, which currently divides District 9 (Miller’s side) from District 8 (Johnson’s side). The Myrtle Avenue intersection is behind them.

Fair District Friends

A push to end gerrymandered Jacksonville City Council districts makes for strange bedfellows

elia Miller sports a straw boater, and Glorious Johnson’s lavender toenails peep out of peek-a-boo heels. They’re prepared to give a tour of their Durkeeville neighborhood — a 10-block area that a preliminary redistricting map splits into no fewer than four City Council districts. The women regard this neighborhood as a whole, part of the Myrtle Avenue Neighborhood Improvement Association and its outskirts — a place with both historic and geographic continuity. It’s not particularly large — just 227 pieces of property. But in some areas, the City Council district changes from street to street. In other cases, the district

clout. Instead of giving her neighborhood more influence, Miller says, splitting the district has diluted her neighborhood’s voice. “It makes us into non-persons, into nothing,” Miller says. “We can’t get anything done.” Johnson, who was an At-Large councilmember from 2003 to ’11, agrees. She says years of entrenched black representation have done little to move the city’s predominately black urban districts forward. And she contends that if the Myrtle Avenue district was compact and contiguous, its elected city councilmember would feel more beholden to it, and more willing to fight for constituents’ causes, like securing development incentives for a grocery store.

Not everyone believes black elected officials translate into black political clout. Instead of giving her neighborhood influence, Miller says, splitting the district has diluted her neighborhood’s voice. “Elected officials have not been accountable to their constituents,” she says. “It has become a ... morally elitist-type situation.” shifts from one side of the street to the other. In terms of City Council representation, it’s already three separate places. The proposed redistricting map would make it four. Miller’s house, a 1934 three-story built right on the edge of the Myrtle Avenue sidewalk, is in City Council District 7, currently represented by Johnny Gaffney. A few blocks west, at the corner of Tyler and Seventh streets, we’re in District 9, represented by Warren Jones. Johnson says she can go for a 10-minute walk and cross into all four of the proposed City Council districts. The jigsaw district is the result of an effort to boost black representation in elected office. Because the area is 80 percent black, it’s been carved up to increase the percentage of black voters in other districts. In that sense, the map is working: In the decade since the last redistricting, there have consistently been four African-American district councilmembers (and, occasionally, one black At-Large member). But not everyone believes black elected officials translate into black political

Miller puts it more bluntly. “Elected officials have not been accountable to their constituents,” she says. “It has become a self-serving and self-aggrandizing situation because they’ve got the numbers that they need to ensure the re-election of the incumbent. It transforms what we call democracy into almost some type of morally elitist-type situation.” (Neither District 7 rep Johnny Gaffney nor District 9’s Warren Jones returned calls for comment.) That perspective differs from that of many advocates in the black community, who tend to favor districts drawn to maximize black representation — so-called gerrymandered districts. But Johnson and Miller are part of a growing chorus of voices calling for council districts shaped by geography and neighborhood affinity, rather than just race. It is a movement that follows the state’s recent embrace of Amendments 5 and 6, known as the Fair District amendments, which effectively abolish gerrymandered districts. Though the amendments are currently being challenged by SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | folio weekly | 7

NewsBuzz

Weems Like Old Times A bittersweet collection of photographs taken by Ellie Lee Weems of Jacksonville’s La Villa neighborhood during the 1940s — before urban renewal, integration, the interstate system — will be featured as part of a photo exhibit of mid-century African-American communities in Jacksonville, Daytona Beach and Winter Park. Weems’ photographs are on loan from the Ritz Theatre and Museum and the large-format prints made for the exhibit will be donated to the Ritz for future shows. The exhibit opened in Winter Park on Sept. 9. For more information, go to crealde.org or hannibalsquareheritagecenter.org.

Artistic Value While fiscal tightwads tend to view the arts as a subsidy instead of a cash cow, the Northeast Florida Center for Community Initiatives at UNF calculated that 25 key visual arts — including theater, dance and arts education programs — contributed $60.8 million to Northeast Florida’s economy. The study found that some 9,965 volunteers also contributed 159,114 hours to arts organizations in Jacksonville. For more on the report or to obtain a copy, go to bit. ly/oUVmpf

the Florida Legislature, they won overwhelming support from the state’s voters, as well as from a broad range of interest groups, from the League of Women Voters to the NAACP. The state amendments don’t apply to local redistricting efforts, but there are many who would like them to serve as a model. And that effort has made for some strange bedfellows. A working group that calls itself Awake Jacksonville has formed, and includes — besides Miller and Johnson — a Republican Party pollster, members with Tea Party leanings, staunch Democrats, representatives from the left-leaning Moveon.org and conservative Republicans. The group has begun attending redistricting meetings and lobbying local lawmakers; they want Jacksonville’s required, once-a-decade redistricting effort to create compact districts with as few river crossings as possible, as Florida and Jacksonville laws require. But the tentative map shows districts that snake from Nassau County across the river to University Boulevard, or take a majority black neighborhood, like Johnson’s and Miller’s, and give portions of it to other districts to hike the black vote counts. James Lester, who’s in charge of social networking for the group, notes that the Voting Rights Act of 1965 allows the creation of minority districts, and that the standard over the years has been to establish districts composed of just over 50 percent eligible African-American voters. According to Awake Jacksonville member John Libby, a political consultant and GOP pollster, the city should follow that model rather than create districts where minorities comprise 60 percent and up to 75 percent of eligible voters. “We aren’t arguing against minority access districts,” he clarifies. “I don’t think we are there yet where we are ‘post-racial.’ Yet carving up districts so that some have more [than] 60

Cashing In

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Just a Memory

Consumer lawyers have long fought the exploitative practices of payday lenders, those storefront shops that lend clients cash against their next paycheck at ridiculously high interest rates. Now several banks have jumped into the lucrative business, including Wells Fargo and Regions Financial. The Associated Press reported last week that Wells Fargo customers who have direct deposit can borrow up to half of their deposit or $500, whichever is less. The bank charges fees of $7.50 for every $100 borrowed, which amounts to 261 percent in annualized interest. Both the advance and the bank fees are automatically withdrawn from the next paycheck.

A section of a memorial 9/11 quilt made by the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office languishes at a storage facility in Gilbert, Ariz., evidence of just one of several failed 9/11 charity efforts being investigated by officials in Arizona and New York. The quilt, which was supposed to be stitched from thousands of memorial sheets to form a banner a mile-and-a-half long, was proposed by Stage 1 Productions owner Kevin Held in 2003 under the moniker American Quilt Memorial. The $713,000 that Held raised for the project is gone. The quilt has never materialized. Read more at http://bit.ly/ra64Jc

Phat Phashion “Chunkier the Better” — No, St. Augustine Outlets isn’t suddenly embracing voluptuous women for Fall 2011. It’s just a pitch for fatter footwear. The St. Augustine Outlet Mall emailed a list of five hot fashion trends for fall, including chunky heels, animal prints and studded denim. Um, kind of makes us nostalgic for trucker hats.

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percent black voters may be a little ridiculous.” The Awake Jacksonville movement is part of a statewide effort focusing attention on local redistricting in counties across Florida. It grew out of Awake Florida, a protest against Gov. Rick Scott that took place on the first day of the legislative session and drew a diverse crowed of more than 10,000 people. Groups like Awake Pinellas and Awake Hillsborough continued meeting after the protest and decided to take on redistricting for their next challenge. Edwin Encisco, who worked with AFL-CIO Awake Florida, asked Jacksonville resident Terry Jones, a legislative liaison for the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, if he’d be interested in coordinating an Awake Jacksonville chapter. Jones put out a Facebook message, and that was the inception of the politically diverse group, which now includes former City Councilmember Suzanne Jenkins, blogger James Paul Croft III and Democratic political consultant Jim Minion, among others. “We found that even though we might be on opposite sides, there is a lot of common ground,” says Lester. “We all believe in keeping neighborhoods together.” Lester says redistricting is just the first of many issues for the group. Having made its presence known, it hopes to tackle other city problems by meeting and hashing through the issues. “What Awake Jacksonville has done is to get people together to try to discuss what is a rational, compassionate solution,” says Lester. “And [regarding redistricting] that has been by putting neighborhood integrity as one of the top priorities.”

NewsBuzz Fair Play Jeffrey Hottle’s friends had hoped to cheer him up in June, buying tickets to a Jacksonville Suns games and arranging for a Gator Taxi to send a transport van for Hottle, paralyzed after a March hit-and-run accident. But after waiting in vain for the transport van for hours, and despite making numerous calls to Gator Taxi, Hottle missed the game — and all 16 of his friends who were at the Baseball Grounds waiting for him. After Folio Weekly contacted Gator Taxi to ask what happened, however, the company said it wanted to make things right. So on Sept. 3, Gator bought tickets to a Suns game for Hottle and 15 friends and gave them all food vouchers. They also presented Hottle with two club seats for the Jaguars opening game last weekend.

Brickbats to U.S. Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-FL) for manufacturing a deliberately distorted view of reality when he hosted an allegedly public hearing in Orlando, on federal water pollution rules in Florida. The title of the event, “EPA’s Takeover of Florida’s Nutrient Water Quality Standard Setting: Impact on Communities and Job Creation,” made clear his bias — and made no mention of the fact that EPA stepped in only because state regulators blatantly ignored the dictates of the Clean Water Act. In the course of three-and-a-half hours of testimony from big water polluters, from agribusiness and industry reps, only one environmental group was allowed to speak. Bouquets to former radiology tech Bob Perez for devising a way for hospital employees to stay warm in often ice-cold operating rooms. After noting how cold many scrubs-wearing employees became working in hospital environments that are kept chilly to combat germs, Perez designed ThermScrubs, a poly-fleece garment similar to the lightweight apparel worn by hikers. The snuggly scrubs obviously tapped into a unmet demand. Since moving from his tech job to a management position at a local hospital, Perez has shipped ThermScrubs all over the country. Bouquets to Ed Wilder, senior chaplain of Baptist Medical Center South, for giving hospital staff an education in tolerance. Wilder has hosted a series of lectures inviting speakers from other faiths including, even, a nonbeliever. Wilder recently asked Earl Coggins from the First Coast Freethought Society to speak as part of the series. Coggins says he welcomed the opportunity to dispel myths about atheists and to explain the value system of secular humanists, with the understanding that those are beliefs some hospital patients may hold.

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acksonville has been home to many engaging meteorologists over the years, TV mainstays like Tim Deegan and George Winterling. But a lot of the new-school weather reportage (like much of all non-weather reportage) is televisual wallpaper. Julie Watkins — meteorologist, activist and many other things besides — is a welcome exception to the rule. Watkins has been around for a few years now, working her way up from an itinerant status at First Coast News where her duties seemed restricted to covering the shifts Deegan and Steve Smith didn’t want, before taking on a similar status at Action News. Recently, though, she’s become a fixture on the set — one who cuts a figure radically different from most of the impeccably stylized beauties on most broadcast teams’ lower echelons. She is punk rawk, not afraid to look sloppy or to have a bad hair day, or to present a post-feminist take on the “weather girl” of yore. Deegan and Winterling have their own distinct personalities and obsessions – surfing and gardening, respectively — and Watkins is no different. Regular viewers know her exuberance for the green lifestyle — she’s the founder of the local Girls Gone Green organization — and for choices like veganism. In October, she melds her veganism with athletic endeavor, entering a vegan figure competition. Fitness and figure competitions are similar to bodybuilding events, except that they prioritize muscle tone over muscle size. But vegan versions of these events are a twist on the form. This isn’t Watkins’ first figure competition. She was in one four years ago in Orlando, motivated to “prove that a vegan diet could yield healthy, toned muscles.” As those who have been vegan know, a typical carnivore’s complaint to vegans is that they won’t be able to get sufficient protein without eating animal products. Watkins sees it differently. A proponent of the living food philosophy, she believes that the best bodies are constructed not from “rotting flesh,” but from fruits and vegetables and other Ital food. And she sees her upcoming figure competition as a way to prove the efficacy of living foods. “I feel it is important to clear misconceptions about 2011 a vegan body having less strength and muscle capacity,” Watkins told Folio Weekly. “Entering a figure competition shows that consuming a high animal-protein diet to gain muscle is unnecessary and is simply an archaic belief. “I’m not going into this competition worrying about how the judges think my body should look,” added Watkins. “When competitors obsess over the aesthetics of their body and resort to using performanceenhancing drugs or other unnatural methods, their health is sacrificed. I see this figure competition as not competing against other athletes, but competing against people’s misunderstandings of a plant-based diet.” Watkins evolved into veganism gradually. “Growing up, I never had a problem with animals being killed for food, but I never really gave much thought to how they ended up on

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my plate,” she says. “Once I learned how they are killed, I was horrified. We like to think companies kill our food humanely, since that would be the proper thing to do. However, animals mean nothing more than dollars to them and, in order to maximize profits, the animals’ suffering is also maximized.” Watkins understands the strictures of journalism, even when addressing an issue so central to her. She tells of doing a story on the “now-banned controversial sport of foxpenning,” and how she had to represent fairly the perspectives of those on the other side of

“I am very fortunate to have a news director who appreciates my passion. Although he doesn’t always agree with me, he respects what I do and my desire to change the world.” this issue that hit very close to home. Despite the need to maintain journalistic objectivity, Watkins expounded at great length about how her work and her passions go hand in hand. “If I ever felt constricted in my job, I would leave it in an instant,” she said. “I am very fortunate to have a news director who appreciates my passion. Although he doesn’t always agree with me, he respects what I do and my desire to change the world.” That desire has manifested in some visible local activism, including the Northeast Florida Veg Fest, a kind of rally for vegans and vegetarians, which was held for the first time last year. The second annual Veg Fest is scheduled for Nov. 5. In the meantime, Watkins maintains a training blog on a website related to all of her endeavors: veganfigure.com. She invites all to check in as she details her progress in training for her competition later this fall. AG Gancarski themail@folioweekly.com

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et’s take a moment to talk about a very serious subject: INSECURE COPS. You know, our city’s police officers have a very difficult job. (Seriously, it takes three of them just to follow me around and make sure I’m not selling coke, robbing mini-marts or impregnating the wrong political official’s daughter.) And it’s not any easier when nearly all the cops on television are so much more awesomer than the ones in real life. What’s up with all the TV officers sporting super powers? Examples: “Forever Knight”? Vampire cop! “Medium”? Psychic cop! “The Mentalist”? Cop pretending to be psychic cop! “The Dresden Files”? Wizard cop! “Robocop: The Series”? Robo-cop! “Magnum: P.I.”? Super sexy cop! “Dexter”? Serial killer cop! “Walker: Texas Ranger”? Hillbilly karate cop! See? It’s little wonder our local police officers are quivering, insecure bowls of doughnut-eating jelly! HELLO! WHERE ARE THE NORMAL COPS?? And the upcoming season of new shows isn’t shaping up much better. NBC’s “Grimm” features a supernaturally powered detective

As “super powers” go, this one kinda blows donkey horn. Sure, I’d love to remember half the names of the illegitimate children I’ve scattered around the USA — but on the other hand, I kinda wouldn’t. fighting supernaturally powered criminals! ABC’s reboot of “Charlie’s Angels” has three female cops with the super-powered ability to whip off their bras in under 2.5 seconds. “Person of Interest” on CBS involves an ex-CIA agent who stops crimes before they happen. (Top that, local cop who unwisely left the motor running in his squad car, thereby giving me the opportunity to take a joyride with four topless sorority girls and a monkey stolen from the zoo.) Plus there’s “Unforgettable,” debuting next Tuesday on CBS at 10 p.m., featuring a hotsietotsie detective with the ability to remember everything she’s ever experienced. As “super powers” go, this one kinda blows donkey horn. Sure, I’d love to remember half the names of the illegitimate children I’ve scattered around the USA — but on the other hand, I kinda wouldn’t. KnowwhatImean? Point is, our local police officers are suffering a crisis of insecurity because of these shows. With no noticeable super powers, they no longer consider themselves “special” enough to do this very challenging work … WHICH GIVES ME AN IDEA! Here are just a few ideas for brand new shows to spotlight “normal, non-super powered” cops. This will not only boost the confidence of our boys in blue, but earn me enough cash to stop robbing mini-marts. WIN/WIN! • “CRIME COP” A Chicago cop is the only person in his department with no discernable supernatural ability, but one: He uses his

normal brain to solve normal crimes! Not all of them, of course. About 50/50. • “THE RACIAL PROFILER” In this dramatic series, a police officer is blessed with the ability to racially profile any minority — except for his Hispanic/Filipino/Asian/ African-American wife! (Did I say it’s a drama? It’s a comedy!) • “HUMP PATROL” Three full-time cops are assigned to follow me around, and stop me from committing these crimes: Dope smoking! Picking fights with circus midgets! Instigating illegal retirement home “Rascal” races! Stealing helicopters! Bear wrestling! Tearing tags off mattresses! And impersonating a police officer. (See?? That’s the twist! I’m pretending to be one of the cops investigating myself! Dun-DunDUNNNNN!!)

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 8:00 CW 90210 Season premiere! College is no fun for pregnant Naomi — mainly because she looks totally fat doing those keg stands. 9:00 CW RINGER Debut! Buffy gets stuffy when Sarah Michelle Geller poses as her rich dead twin sis!

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 8:00 CW H8R Debut! Celebs try to win over the people who hate them, tonight features the universally despised Snooki. 10:30 NBC FREE AGENTS Debut! Hank Azaria and Kathryn Hahn star in this new sitcom about the perils of inter-office boning.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 9:00 CW THE SECRET CIRCLE Debut! A teen moves to a new school to discover her classmates are hot, sexy and snobby witches! 10:00 FX IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA Season premiere! Mac suddenly gains 50 pounds; Frank wants to marry a prostitute. (In other words, another average day.)

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 6:30 TOON YOUNG JUSTICE Season premiere! Green Arrow’s former sidekick gets targeted for assassination in this fun Teen Titans remake.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 9:00 BBCA DOCTOR WHO The gang is trapped in a hotel that exposes their deepest fears — for example, what’s that sticky stuff on the bedspread??

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 8:00 FOX THE EMMY AWARDS Jane Lynch (“Glee”) hosts these TV awards, which always exclude “Toddlers and Tiaras” for some reason. 10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD The family panics when Walt doesn’t show for his son’s birthday — but c’mon! Meth doesn’t cook itself!

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS Season premiere! A new season of “Dancing” brings a new season of pissing off Christians, thanks to transgender contestant Chaz Bono! 10:00 COM THE ROAST OF CHARLIE SHEEN And after this is over, we never have to speak of him again, right? 10:00 NBC THE PLAYBOY CLUB Debut! Here’s NBC’s version of “Mad Men,” a drama set in the early ’60s about Hugh Hefner’s bunny farm. Wm.™ Steven Humphrey steve@portlandmercury.com SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | folio weekly | 11

The arrival of fall brings with it certain beloved trappings — cool evenings, dark beer, the opportunity to play hooky from school. Fall also brings art: Music, dance, readings, symphony, photography, painting — an embarrassment of artistic riches. More events than most of us can comprehend (or, frankly, hope to attend). Which is why Folio Weekly’s Fall Arts Preview is such an indispensable tool. In addition to taking a close look at trends in local comedy, the evolution of the theater scene and the citywide PhotoJax festival, our calendar of events is the most comprehensive listing you will find for concerts, exhibits and shows this season. So grab a hardcopy, bookmark the listing (http://bit.ly/rsRsdT) and get ready for a season of unforgettable art.

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Fall Arts Preview

Holiday Sneer: The one-man show “A John Waters Christmas” is staged at The Florida Theatre on Nov. 30.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 13

The NORTHEAST FLORIDA SCULPTORS JURIED EXHIBITION is on display through Sept. 22 at the South Gallery, located at FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2023. The dark comedy DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS is staged at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Sept. 18, with performances at 6 p.m. Tue.-Sun., at 11 a.m. on Sat. and noon on Sun. Tickets are $42 for matinees, $45 Sun.-Thur. evenings, and $49 on Fri. and Sat.; $35 for age 12 and younger and $40 for military. 641-1212. University of North Florida’s Gallery of Art presents an exhibit of large format photography, INSTANT GRATIFICATION: 20"x24" POLAROID PHOTOGRAPHS, through Oct. 28 at Building 2, Rm. 10011, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Featured artists include Linda Broadfoot, John Reuter, Melissa Springer, Marita Gootee, Sonja Rieger, Anna Tomczak, Jennifer Johnson, Wendy Roussin and Rick Wagner. 620-2534. The Flagler College ART & DESIGN FACULTY EXHIBITION is on display through Sept. 30 at Crisp-Ellert Art Museum, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. 826-8530.

Folk-rocker MAT KEARNEY comes to Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Doors open at 7 p.m., show starts at 7:30 p.m. Advance tickets are $18. 388-3179. The Bethel Gallery features FINISHING THE RACE, the sports-themed photography of Sam Greenwood and Jay Rogers, through Oct. 24 at Ponte Vedra Presbyterian Church, 4510 Palm Valley Road, Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-7241. The Karpeles Manuscript Library Museum features the steampunk works of JIM SMITH through Sept. 29, and the exhibit DARWIN: THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES through Dec. 27 at 101 W. First St., Jacksonville. 356-2992. A collection of watercolors by Y.M. LING are on display through Sept. at Beaches Regional Library, 600 Third St., Neptune Beach. 241-1141.

THURSDAY, SEPT. 15

Local rockers HOT ACTION COP, DON’T KEEP US A SECRET, MAN-DE-LORE, TAPE DECK REVOLUTION and THE ETHICS perform at 7 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

A collection of 9/11-INSPIRED PAINTINGS by Terry Netter are on display through Sept. 21 at Jacksonville University’s Alexander Brest Museum & Gallery, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, from 5-9 p.m., during the NORTH BEACHES ART WALK on the third Thur. of each month at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222.

Acclaimed multimedia artist TOM BAGGS’ latest exhibit, NEWS FROM THE VORTEX, is on display through Sept. in the Main Library’s third floor gallery, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 630-2665.

Comedian TIM WILSON performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. Wilson appears at 8 p.m. on Sept. 16 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Sept. 17. Tickets range from $10-$17. 292-4242.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14

Club TSI hosts a fundraiser party with live music and raffles for the production of the Civil Rights-era zombie flick VELVET ROAD at 8 p.m. at 333 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. indiegogo.com

Country artist CHRIS CAGLE performs at 7 p.m. at Whisky River, 4850 Big Island Drive, Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10; $15 at the door. 645-5571. Director Ken Russell’s rock opera film TOMMY is screened at 6 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Tickets are $5. 209-0399.

Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre stages the dark musical comedy LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS at 8 p.m. at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. The show runs through Sept. 24, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $20. 249-7177.

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David Mamet’s AMERICAN BUFFALO is staged at 7:30 p.m. at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. The play runs at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 16 and 17 and at 8 p.m. on Sept. 18. Tickets are $15. 396-4425.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 16

THE CHRIS DUARTE GROUP performs at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $12. 247-6636. Classic rock legend PAT TRAVERS performs with NONE LIKE US, KYMYSTRY, QUASI MOJO and SWEET ALICE at 7 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. Kicking off the PHOTOJAX festival, The Museum of Contemporary are features “PROJECT: 5 X 500,” a community response art project that projects 500 chosen images of local photographers be projected for five seconds on the façade of MOCA on Friday, starting at 8:30 p.m. at 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. The museum also features the openings for the internationally lauded 200-piece collection SHARED VISION: THE SONDRA AND CELSO GONZALEZ-FALLA COLLECTION OF PHOTOGRAPHY, exhibited through Jan. 8, along with NO PLACE IN PARTICULAR: IMAGES OF THE AMERICAN LANDSCAPE in the UNF Gallery through Nov. 6. The exhibit PROJECT ATRIUM: MELANIE PULLEN is on display through Nov. 6. Players by the Sea presents the award-winning musical CHICAGO at 8 p.m. on its main stage, 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The show runs through Oct. 15, with performances at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. Sun. Tickets are $26. 249-0289. The opening reception for the exhibit OFFENSIVE IMAGES: WORKS BY KYLE SCHWEERS is held from 5-9 p.m. at Nullspace Gallery, 109 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. The show is on display through Oct. 716-4202. THE AMELIA ISLAND BLUES FESTIVAL is held from 3:30-10:30 p.m. today and from 11 a.m.-10:30 a.m. on Sept. 17 at the Main Beach Access, 2459 Sadler Road, Fernandina Beach. Artists scheduled to appear include Conrad Oberg, Willie “Big Eyes” Smith and The David Gerald Band. Tickets are $15; $25 for a two-day pass. 3106153. For a full schedule of performers and events, visit ameliaislandbluesfest.com The opening reception for the exhibit PERSONAL VIEWS, featuring the works of Times-Union photographers, is

held from 5-9 p.m. at Studio 121, 121 W. Forsyth St., Ste. 100, Jacksonville. The exhibit is displayed through Sept. 292-9303. Cellist ALEXEI ROMANENKO performs cello suites by Bach at 7 p.m. St. John’s Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville. 356-5507. The film memorabilia collection JACKSONVILLE’S NORMAN STUDIOS: MOVIE POSTERS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION is on display through Nov. 2 at The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville. 356-6857. The Ritz Theatre & Museum features the works of acclaimed African-American photographer E.L. WEEMS through Dec. 30 at 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. 632-5555. Alkaline Trio founder DAN ANDRIANO performs at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $10. 460-9311.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 17

Vault Gallery + Artspace features the exhibit WALTER COKER: THROUGH THE LENS through Sept. 30 at 121 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. 608-1590. Metal band QUIET RIOT performs with TREE OF LIFE, ZERO-N, SILENCE THE DOUBTFUL, FIXX and ONE NIGHT STAND at 7 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. Folk favorites PIERCE PETTIS and DAVID MILAM perform at 8:30 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $12; $15 day of show. 460-9311. The Museum of Contemporary Art features the exhibit LARRY CLARK: THE TULSA SERIES today through Jan. 8 at 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 366-6911. Jam bands GREENHOUSE LOUNGE, FLIGHT RISK, LUCKY COSTELLO and VLAD THE INHALER perform at 8 p.m. on Sept. 9 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-2473. The opening reception for the group show CONTEMPORARY COMPLEXITIES is held from 6-8 p.m. at J.J. Johnson Gallery, 177 Fourth Ave. N., Jax Beach. The show runs through Nov. 5. 435-3200. The frat-friendly musical MAD HOUSE is staged at 7 p.m.

Rockabilly queen Wanda Jackson performs at the Ponte Vedra Concert Hall on Oct. 12.

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Fall Arts Preview at Flagler College’s Rahner-Gibbs Second Stage Theatre, 74 King St., St. Augustine. The show is also staged at 2 and 7 p.m. on Sept. 18. Admission is $6. 829-6481. SHARED VISION: THE SONDRA GILMAN AND CELSO GONZALEZ-FALLA COLLECTION OF PHOTOGRAPHY is on display through Jan. 8 at Museum of Contemporary Art, 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. This internationally acclaimed collection features 200 iconic images that chronicle the past century of photography. 366-6911.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 18

The DON THOMPSON CHORALE performs FREEDOM … A PATRIOT’S DREAM at 3 p.m. at Riverside Presbyterian Church, 849 Park St., Jacksonville. 358-0196. The CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY OF THE GOOD SHEPHERD presents a concert at 6 p.m. at 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691.

evenings, and $49 on Fri. and Sat.; tickets are $35 for age 12 and younger and $40 for military. 641-1212. ELVIS COSTELLO and THE IMPOSTERS perform at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $33.50, $43.50 and $53.50. 355-2787.

THURSDAY, SEPT. 22

The BLACKWATER MUSIC FESTIVAL starts today and runs through Sept. 24 and features THE FLAMING LIPS, STS9, BUCKETHEAD, EOTO, TROPIC OF CANCER and others at Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak. Tickets range from $40-$180. (386) 364-1683. Alt-rockers INCUBUS perform with THE YOUNG GIANT at 5:30 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Advance tickets range from $43-$68. 209-0367.

The SAN MARCO CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY is featured at 7 p.m. at St. Mark’s Evangelical Lutheran Church, 3976 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 731-1310.

BET network comedian ARNEZ J performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in the Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. He also appears at 8 and 10 p.m. on Sept. 23 and 24. Tickets are $25 and $30. 292-4242.

THE HERITAGE SINGERS OF JACKSONVILLE auditions for all voice ranges at 6 p.m. at the Music Building, South Jacksonville Presbyterian Church, 2137 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 434-4625.

The Cummer Museum of Art and Gardens presents the education-themed exhibit ONE IN THREE: LET’S SOLVE OUR DROPOUT CRISIS through Dec. 20 at 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville. 356-6857.

Local rockers STEREOSIDE, IN WHISPERS, UNCROWNED, SHOTGUN HARBOUR, BLOW IT UP and FROM US CAME KNOWLEDGE perform at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

The Art Institute presents its GRADUATE PORTFOLIO SHOW from 5-8 p.m. at 8775 Baypine Road, Jacksonville. 486-3000.

MONDAY, SEPT. 19

The exhibit MORE THAN A GAME: AFRICAN-AMERICAN SPORTS IN JACKSONVILLE is currently on display at The Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. 632-5555.

Tale Tellers of St. Augustine present THEATER OF THE MIND: STORYTELLING at 7:30 p.m. at The Pioneer Barn, located at Ft. Menendez in the Old Florida Museum, 259 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. Admission is $10. 824-8874.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 23

TUESDAY, SEPT. 20

DR. Cara Tasher conducts the UNF INVITATIONAL WELCOME SHOWCASE CONCERT at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. The HIGH SCHOOL HONOR CHORUS CONCERT is held at 5:30 p.m. on Sept. 24. 620-2878.

Progressive hip-hop band ATMOSPHERE performs with BLUEPRINT and EVIDENCE at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $22. 246-2473.

Flagler College’s Gamache-Koger Theater presents the dramatic adaptation of Joan Didion’s THE YEAR OF MAGICAL THINKING at 7:30 p.m. at 74 King St., St. Augustine. The show is also staged at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 24 and 30 and Oct. 1 and at 2 p.m. on Sept. 25 and Oct. 2. Admission is $20; $18 for seniors; $10 for students. 829-6481.

Bluesman TAB BENOIT performs at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20. 247-6636.

Sixties garage/psych rockers SHANNON AND THE CLAMS perform at 8 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $10; $12 at the door. 460-9311. The reception for an exhibit of the latest works by HENRY VON GENK III is held from 5-8 p.m. at Stellers Gallery, 240 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Proceeds from the reception benefit the St. Johns Riverkeeper. 273-6065. The St. Augustine Art Association displays the 9/11-inspired WALK IN PEACE EXHIBIT AND SHOE DRIVE through Oct. 2 at 22 Marine St., St. Augustine. The gallery is accepting donations of new shoes for disadvantaged children of St. Johns County. 824-2310. Indie folk gods FLEET FOXES perform with THE WALKMEN at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $30 and $35. 355-2787.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 21

Alt rockers FUEL perform at 7 p.m. at Whisky River, 4850 Big Island Drive, Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $15; $20 at the door. 645-5571. Jamie Farr (Cpl. Klinger from M*A*S*H) stars in LEND ME A TENOR at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Oct. 16, with performances at 6 p.m. Tue.-Sun., at 11 a.m. on Sat. and at noon on Sun. Tickets are $42 for matinees, $45 Sun.-Thur.

Photographs by CAROL CURTIS are on display today through Oct. 26 at the Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 730-2100. The Florida Heritage Book Festival’s Lifetime Achievement Awards honors acclaimed authors PETER MATTHIESSEN and RANDY WAYNE WHITE with a banquet dinner, silent auction and meet-and-greet at 6 p.m. at World Golf Village’s Renaissance Resort, 500 Legacy Trail, St. Augustine. Tickets are $75. 940-0194. fhbookfest.com The family-friendly musical comedy A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM is staged at 7:30 p.m. at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. The play runs through Oct. 23, with performances held at 7:30 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $25; $20 for students and military and $22 for seniors. 825-1164. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents a GERSHWIN PIANO CONCERTO at 8 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Sept. 24. Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547. The FLORIDA HERITAGE BOOK FESTIVAL is held today from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Casa Monica Hotel, 95 Cordova St., St. Augustine. Seminar topics include fiction, nonfiction, short stories and screenplays. Authors James W. Hall and Les Standiford are the featured speakers. Advance registration is $80; $90 day of conference. 940-0194. fhbookfest.com

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 24

The JAX JAZZ COLLECTIVE appears at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

Rapper LUPE FIASCO performs with TINIE TEMPAH, SARAH GREEN and YOUNG MARQUIS at 7 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets are $26.50 and $36.50. 209-0367.

Celtic rockers ENTER THE HAGGIS perform with GUNGA DIN at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $12. 460-9311.

The concert film BRIGHTER DAYS is screened along with a solo performance by Mofro frontman J.J. GREY at 6 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $20; $25 day of the show. 209-0399.

Ska-punkers GENERAL TSO’S FURY are joined by the BADA BING BABES, VICTIMS OF CIRCUMSTANCE and SHOTGUN HARBOUR at 8 p.m. at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. Blues funksters THE LEGENDARY JC’S perform at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 247-6636. Indie rockers MATT POND PA, ROCKY VOLOLATO and APEX MANOR perform at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $10; $12 at the door. 460-9311. The RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com The 5 & Dime Theatre Company presents its production of Ray Bradbury’s FAHRENHEIT 451 at 2 p.m. at the Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 630-1420. The opening reception for an exhibit of the latest works by pastel artist LYN ASSELTA is held from 5-9 p.m. at W.B. Tatter Studio Gallery, 76 A San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. The show runs through Oct. 823-9263. Saxophonist JOHN RICCI performs at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677.

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Galleries, antique stores and shops are open from 5-9 p.m. during UPTOWN SATURDAY NIGHT, a self-guided tour that takes place in St. Augustine’s San Marco District. 824-3152.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 25

Multi-instrumentalist GOLIATH FLORES plays at 1 p.m. at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. Pianist MICHAEL MASTRONICOLA performs at 3 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677. The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents the innovative ensemble SPHINX VIRTUOSI at 4 p.m. at St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 465 11th Ave N., Jax Beach. Paintings by Allison Watson are on display during the concert. 270-1771.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28

CHARLOTTE MABREY directs a PERCUSSION CHAMBER CONCERT at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Admission is free. 620-2878.

THURSDAY, SEPT. 29

The opening reception for the FSCJ VISUAL ARTS FACULTY EXHIBIT is held from 5-7:30 p.m. at the South Gallery, located at FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Oct. 21. 646-2023. The UNF JAZZ FACULTY performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. Comedian TAMMY PESCATELLI performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. “A Stand Up Mother,” Pescatelli also appears at 8 p.m. on Sept. 30 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Oct. 1. Tickets are $12 and $15. 292-4242. The First Coast Wind Ensemble performs a WIND BAND CONCERT, featuring works by Sousa, Vaughn Williams, Sheldon and Billy Joel, at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. Amelia Community Theatre stages the comedy THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH at 8 p.m. on its main stage, 207 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. The show runs through Oct. 15, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 9. Tickets are $20; $10 for students. 261-6749. The opening reception for an exhibit of the paintings of JOHN CHANG is held from 5-7 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Alexander Brest Museum & Gallery, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. The show is on display through Oct. 26. 256-7677.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 30

The eclectic ensemble BROOKLYN RIDER performs at 8 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $25; $10 for students. 389-6222. Locals ALLELE hold their CD RELEASE PARTY at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. 246-2473. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents A TRIBUTE TO SATCHMO at 8 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Oct. 1. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547. Singer-songwriter MELISSA VAN DYKE plays at 7 p.m. at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

MONDAY, SEPT. 26

Violinist and singer-songwriter REBECCA ZAPEN performs at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

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The opening reception for KIDS WITH TRAILS - SHAUN THURSTON and SQUID DUST is held from 5-11:30 p.m. at Versus Gallery, 2000 Forbes St., Jacksonville, 982-8982.

SATURDAY, OCT. 1

The JUST JAZZ QUINTET plays at 7 p.m. at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595.

The GUITAR GATHERING with WILL PEARSALL, RIC EDMISON and VIC SAUL kicks off at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

Indie soul band LANGHORNE SLIM & THE LAW appears with MATRIMONY and THE WOBBLY TOMS at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $8. 460-9311.

Legendary wrestler HULK HOGAN discusses his life and career in BACK FROM THE BRINK at 7:30 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $13.50. 355-2787.

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Pop country star Taylor Swift performs at Veterans Memorial Arena on Nov. 11.

Singer-songwriter ALAINA COLDING performs at 7 p.m. at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. Simple Gestures Gallery presents its SCARECROW FESTIVAL from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at 4 White St. E., St. Augustine. This family-geared seasonal event features scarecrow-making, face-painting, apple-bobbing, sugartastings and pumpkin-painting. 827-9997. Lynch’s Irish Pub presents BOOBSAPLOOZA at 1 p.m. at 514 N. First St., Jax Beach. Proceeds from this daylong event, featuring several local bands, benefit breast cancer awareness and prevention programs. Advance tickets are $10; $15 at the door. 249-5181. The jazz and variety show A TRIBUTE TO EUGENE HOLLOMON is presented at 6 p.m. at Karpeles Manuscript Library Museum, 101 E. Laura St., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10; $15 at the door. 356-2992. The FIRST COAST WIND ENSEMBLE performs RHAPSODY IN BLUE at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. 276-6750.

coastlines, marshes and shores. 285-7020, 280-0614. paintingtheregion.com

TUESDAY, OCT. 4

The exhibit SAVAGE ANCIENT SEAS: DINOSAURS OF THE DEEP is on display through Oct. 30 at the Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. 396-6674.

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 5

Modern rockers 3 DOORS DOWN perform with THEORY OF A DEADMAN and POPEVIL at 4:30 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets range from $29.50-$60. 209-0367. Minneapolis indie band TAPES N’ TAPES appears with HOWLER and SUNBEARS! at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $13. 460-9311.

Jazz group PIECES OF A DREAM plays at 7 and 10 p.m. at the Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $21; $25 at the door. 632-5555.

The FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK, themed “Hispanic Heritage,” is a self-guided tour held from 5-9 p.m. in downtown Jacksonville, spanning a 15-block radius of galleries, museums, bars and eateries. 634-0303 ext. 230.

The JACKSONVILLE HARMONY CHORUS performs at 7 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $20; $25 at the door. 350-1609.

Comedian PAUL HOOPER performs at 8 p.m. tonight and on Oct. 6 and 7, and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Oct. 8 at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. Tickets range from $6-$12. 292-4242.

SUNDAY, OCT. 2

The AMELIA ISLAND JAZZ FESTIVAL is held through Oct. 9, featuring performances by BUCKWHEAT ZYDECO, NICOLE HENRY, THE DYNAMIC LES DEMERLE BIG BAND FEATURING BONNIE EISELE and DOUG CAMERON at various venues in Fernandina Beach. For ticket information, call 504-4772. ameliaislandjazzfestival.com

MONDAY, OCT. 3

Fleetwood Mac singer-songwriter LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM performs at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $30 and $35. 355-2787. Pianist BENJAMIN HOCHMAN plays at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. The North Florida Land Trust presents the third annual PAINTING THE REGION, a plein air painting event, today through Oct. 8 at The Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach, 50 Executive Way. This juried event features more than 40 artists painting the natural beauty of Northeast Florida

The Bee Gallery & Design Studio features a DAY OF THE DEAD show with works by Brenda Kato, Melissa Finelli and Pat Lally, at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 108. The exhibit runs through October. 419-8016.

THURSDAY, OCT. 6

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents TCHAIKOVSKY’S FIFTH SYMPHONY at 7:30 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Oct. 7 and 8. Tickets range from $10$70. 354-5547. A POPS CONCERT is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222. The 21st annual FIRST COAST CLASSIC DANCESPORT COMPETITION is held today through Oct. 8 at Renaissance Resort at World Golf Village, 500 Legacy Trail, St. Augustine. Dancers compete for more than $80,000 in prizes, performing dance styles including the cha-cha, salsa, tango, waltz and jive. Tickets range from $20-$55. 338-9219. firstcoastclassic.com

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The DOUGLAS ANDERSON WIND SYMPHONY BENEFIT CONCERT is held at 7:30 p.m. at Douglas Anderson School of the Arts’ Theatre, 2445 San Diego Road, Jacksonville. 346-5620. The reception for the DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY show is held from 5:30-7:30 p.m. at the Student Gallery at The Art Institute, 8775 Baypine Road, Jacksonville. 486-3000.

FRIDAY, OCT. 7

Southern rock legend TOMMY TALTON performs at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740. Electro duo JUNIOR BOYS perform with EGYPTRIXX and DJ WES REED at 6:30 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $12; $14 day of the show. 209-0399. The Edward Waters College scholarship fund concert features Al Jarreau with the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall on Oct. 16.

PETER FRAMPTON performs his classic album FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE! at 6 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets range from $39-$79. 209-0367. Indie rockers DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE appear at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $36.50 and $46.50. 355-2787. Rappers BIZZY BONE, COUNTRY BOI, LIL ROACH and IAM GHOZT hit the stage at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. THOMAS WYNN & THE BELIEVERS and GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE perform at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 247-6636. The Ritz Theatre & Museum features AMATEUR NIGHT AT THE RITZ at 7:30 p.m. on the first Fri. of every month at 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5.50. 632-5555. The exhibit EUGENE SAVAGE: THE SEMINOLE PAINTINGS, featuring muralist Savage’s Native American-themed works, is on display through Nov. 2 at The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville. 356-6857.

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The FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK is a self-guided tour featuring 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065. The opening reception for an exhibit of works by SCOTT DUPREE is held from 5-11 p.m. at space:eight, 228 W. King St., St. Augustine. The closing reception is held from 5-11 p.m. on Dec. 2. 829-2838. The concert TEUTONIC TITANS, featuring works by Liszt, Reubke and Wagner, is performed at 7:30 p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville. 356-5507. The St. Augustine Art Association displays the 10th annual TACTILE ART SHOW through Oct. 29 at 22 Marine St., St. Augustine. The gallery is also accepting donations of new shoes for disadvantaged children of St. Johns County. 824-2310. The opening reception for an exhibit of recent works by JENNIE SZALTIS and BARBARA ROTHSCHILD is held from 6-8 p.m. at Trends Home Décor, 3919 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. The exhibit is on display through Oct. 28. 346-1738. Elizabeth St. Hillaire Nelson’s PAINTING WITH PAPER WORKSHOP is held today through Oct. 9 at Amelia Island Artists Workshop, 218-A Ash St., Fernandina Beach. Class fee is $350. For times, call 491-8040. The 16th annual INTERCOLLEGIATE CHORAL FESTIVAL is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. The opening reception for an exhibit of multimedia artist JULIE LEQUIN’S TOP 30 is held from 5-9 p.m. at the CrispEllert Art Museum, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. Lequin is also featured in a lecture presentation at 7 p.m. on Oct. 10. The show is displayed through Nov. 24. 826-8530.

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Recent works by painter GINNY ELIOT are on display today through Jan. 9 at the Haskell Gallery, Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, 741-3546.

SATURDAY, OCT. 8

Bluegrass legend RALPH STANLEY performs at 6 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $39; $44 day of the show. 209-0399. Walter Parks and his band SWAMP CABBAGE play at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $8; $10 at the door. 460-9311. Reggae bands IRATION, TOMORROWS BAD SEEDS and THROUGH THE ROOTS perform at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $17. 246-2473. The galleries of downtown Fernandina Beach are open from 5:30-8 p.m. during the self-guided tour SECOND SATURDAY ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK. 277-0717. The EMMA Concert Series presents THE GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA at 8 p.m. at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $30. 797-2800. The seventh annual concert, UPBEAT PINK: MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO BREAST CANCER SURVIVORSHIP, is held at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. The RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

SUNDAY, OCT. 9

A PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE CONCERT featuring JOE YORIO’S AVANT WORLD ENSEMBLE is held at 3 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. Budget Records’ second annual RECORD SHOW is held from 11 a.m.-7 p.m. at Push Push Event Hall, 299 San Marco Ave. St. Augustine. Admission is $2. 547-2341. The Artist Series of FSCJ presents the Irish musical group CELTIC THUNDER at 7 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $47-$107. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org The U.S. MARINE BAND performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

MONDAY, OCT. 10

Saxophonist DR. MICHAEL BOVENZI and pianist DR. MICHAEL MASTRONICOLA perform at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. The Laurel & Hardy shorts DO DETECTIVES THINK? (1927), 1928’s HABEAS CORPUS, 1930’s NIGHT OWLS and THE MURDER MYSTERY are screened at 7 p.m. at Pablo Creek Library, 13295 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 314-5801.

TUESDAY, OCT. 11

The Artist Series of FSCJ presents SOUTH PACIFIC at 7:30 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The musical comedy runs through Oct. 16. Tickets range from $43-$70. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 12

Rockabilly goddess WANDA JACKSON performs at 7 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $28; $38 day of the show. 209-0399. Comedian DALE JONES performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. Jones appears at 8 p.m. on Oct. 13 and 14 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Oct. 15. Tickets range from $6-$12. 292-4242.

THURSDAY, OCT. 13

LITTLE WOMEN – THE MUSICAL is staged at 7:30 p.m. today and on Oct. 14 and 15 and at 3 p.m. on Oct. 16 at Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677. New wave legends DURAN DURAN perform with NEON TREES at 5:30 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets range from $49.50-$125. 209-0367. Saxophonist ANTONIO HART and trumpeter MICHAEL MOSSMAN perform at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. Jam bands GALEN KIPAR and SALTWATER GRASS play at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-6636. A JAZZ CONCERT is presented at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222. The JACKSONVILLE FILM FESTIVAL takes place through Oct. 16, featuring films including “Wild Horse Wild Ride” and “Bettie Page Reveals All,” as well as workshops and gala events. 858-9889. jaxfilmfest.com

Fall Arts Preview Dancers from JACKSONVILLE UNIVERSITY and DOUGLAS ANDERSON SCHOOL OF THE ARTS DANCE THEATRE perform with the JACKSONVILLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA for a music and dance concert at 6:30 p.m. at the TimesUnion Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $6-$35. 354-5547. DASOTA students working in various media are featured at the opening reception for the exhibit NEW BEGINNINGS from 5:30-7:30 p.m. at the Douglas Anderson School of the Arts’ Gallery, 2445 San Diego Road, Jacksonville. 346-5620. Jazz trumpeter LONGINEAU PARSONS performs at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

FRIDAY, OCT. 14

The opening reception for the exhibit SAY IT WITH PHOTOGRAPHY, featuring works by photographer MARK KOWAL, is held from 7-9 p.m. at First Street Gallery, 216-B First St., Neptune Beach. The show runs through Jan. 3. 241-6928. A CHORAL CONCERT is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222. The Players Benefit for the Arts: CELEBRATE! AN EVENING OF MOONLIGHT & MUSIC is held from 5:30-11 p.m. at TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse, 110 Championship Way, Ponte Vedra Beach. The event features cocktails and hors d’oeuvres, auctions, buffet dinner and live music. Proceeds benefit The Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach and the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra. Tickets are $150; $100 ages 35 and younger. 280-0614. celebratearts.com

SATURDAY, OCT. 15

Alt-rockers JACK’S MANNEQUIN perform MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $25. 246-2473. Fernandina Little Theatre presents the church drama DOUBT at 7:30 p.m. at 1014 Beech St., Fernandina Beach. The production is staged through Oct. 22. 206-2607. The Beaches Museum & History Center presents its 31st anniversary NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM GALA from 6-10 p.m. at 413 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. The fundraiser offers live entertainment, cocktails, food and live and silent auctions. Tickets are $95. 241-5657.

SUNDAY, OCT. 16

Indie rockers THE NEW PORNOGRAPHERS and MEMPHIBIANS appear at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20. 246-2473. Legendary NYC heavyweights HELMET perform with DOWN THEORY, RHYTHM OF FEAR, MANNA ZEN, IN WHISPERS and TRAVERSER at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10 and $15. 223-9850. The CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY OF GOOD SHEPHERD presents a concert featuring the UNF BRASS ENSEMBLE at 6 p.m. at 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691. AL JARREAU joins the JACKSONVILLE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA at 8 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $35-$100. Proceeds benefit the Edward Waters College scholarship fund. 354-5547. Ken Austin’s MAKE YOUR WATERCOLORS COME TO LIFE WORKSHOP is offered today through Oct. 18 at Amelia Island Artists Workshop, 218-A Ash St., Fernandina Beach. Class fee is $325. 491-8040.

MONDAY, OCT. 17

Psychobilly kings REVEREND HORTON HEAT perform with

THE SUPERSUCKERS and DAN SARTAIN at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $17. 246-2473. Linda Cunningham Couture features jewelry by DREMA FARMER through Oct. 22 at 1049 Kings Ave., Jacksonville. 399-4864. A UNF FACULTY VIOLIN RECITAL is featured at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

TUESDAY, OCT. 18

Jazz guitar shredder TAYLOR ROBERTS performs at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740. The RICH GUZZI XXXTREME HYPNOSIS SHOW is featured at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. Tickets are $20. 292-4242. The UNF JAZZ TRIO performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 19

Detroit electro punks ELECTRIC SIX and KITTEN play at 8 p.m. at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 398-7496. The classic musical MY FAIR LADY is staged at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Nov. 27, with performances held at 6 p.m. Tue.Sun., at 11 a.m. on Sat. and at noon on Sun. Tickets are $42 for matinees, $45 Sun.-Thur. evenings, and $49 on Fri. and Sat.; $35 for age 12 and younger and $40 for military. 641-1212. Cat Delaney’s WELFAREWELL is staged at 8 p.m. at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. The play runs through Oct. 29, with performances at 7:30 p.m. on Thur., at 8 p.m. on Fri. and Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $25; $20 for seniors, military and students on Thur. and Sun. 396-4425. Punkers UNDEROATH, COMEBACK KID, THE CHARIOT and THIS IS HELL play at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $15. 246-2473.

THURSDAY, OCT. 20

Rap metal heads INSANE CLOWN POSSE perform with TWIZTID and BLAZE at 7 p.m. at Plush, 845 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 743-1845. The NORTH BEACHES ART WALK fourth anniversary is celebrated from 5-9 p.m. at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. Family activities, live magic shows and entertainment are featured. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222. Jazz violinist REGINA CARTER performs at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $35. 355-2787. RALPHIE MAY performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. The “Last Comic Standing” star also appears at 8 and 10 p.m. on Oct. 21 and at 6, 8 and 10 p.m. on Oct. 22. Tickets are $25 and $30. 292-4242.

FRIDAY, OCT. 21

HEAVY PETS play at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 247-6636. Pianists RANDALL HODGKINSON and LESLIE AMPER perform at 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. The opening reception for the exhibit THE SWEET MUNDANE, featuring the latest works by TONY

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RODRIGUES, is held from 5-9 p.m. at Nullspace Gallery, 109 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. The show is on display through Nov. 716-4202. CHAMBER MUSIC by SCHUMANN AND TCHAIKOVSKY is performed at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. Famous tunes from the golden age of television are featured when The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents THE 1950s – THE GOLDEN AGE OF BLACK AND WHITE at 8 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Oct. 22. Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547.

Advance tickets are $21.50; $28.50 day of show. 355-2787. Paintings by ANN McGLADE are on display today through Nov. 23 at the Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 730-2100. Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre and Jacksonville University present the classic drama THE CHILDREN’S HOUR at 8 p.m. at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. The show runs through Nov. 12, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, military and students. 249-7177. Country fave ZAC BROWN BAND appears at 7 p.m. at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $39.50-$59.50. 630-3900.

The music of ABBA comes to life in MAMMA MIA! at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. The show is also staged at 3 p.m. on Oct. 23. For ticket information, call 276-6750.

The ST. AUGUSTINE COMMUNITY ORCHESTRA performs at 8 p.m. at The Lightner Museum, 75 King St., St. Augustine. An encore performance is featured at 3 p.m. on Oct. 30 at Ponte Vedra United Methodist Church, 76 S. Roscoe Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. Tickets are $10 at the door; children 12 and younger are admitted free. staugustineorchestra.org

Blues belters SHANE DWIGHT and THE ERIC CULBERSON BAND appear at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-6636.

Orange Park Community Theatre stages the comedy NANA’S NAUGHTY KNICKERS through Nov. 19 at 2900 Moody Ave., Orange Park. For times and ticket prices, call 276-2599.

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SATURDAY, OCT. 29

SATURDAY, OCT. 22

The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents the acclaimed chorale group RUSSIAN STATE CAPELLA at 4 p.m. at St. Paul’s by-theSea Episcopal Church, 465 11th Ave N., Jax Beach. Artwork by Patrick Mahoney is on display during the concert. 270-1771.

Alt rockers THE GIN BLOSSOMS play with SON OF A BAD MAN at 7 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $30; $35 day of the show. 209-0399.

Jam band heads TRIBAL SEEDS and E.N. YOUNG play at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $12. 246-2473.

SUNDAY, OCT. 30

TUESDAY, OCT. 25

The FALL FESTIVAL CONCERT features works by Debussy and Jian-jun He at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 26

Tesco Vee brings THE MEATMEN to town at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

THURSDAY, OCT. 27

ERNIE EVANS and THE FLORIDA STATE BLUEGRASS BAND appear at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740. The opening reception for the exhibit THE SHERWIN SERIES: WORKS BY JOELLE DIETRICK is held from 5-7:30 p.m. at the South Gallery, located at FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Nov. 22. 646-2023. Country artist EASTON CORBIN performs at 6 p.m. at Mavericks, 2 Independent Drive, Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $20; advance upstairs tickets are $28. 356-1110. Electro jam band ZOOGMA plays at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 246-2473. A TRIO RECITAL is featured at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

FRIDAY, OCT. 28

The Bethel Gallery features NEHEMIAH: LEADER & SERVANT, an exhibit of works by painter Ellen Jones, through Jan. 1 at Ponte Vedra Presbyterian Church, 4510 Palm Valley Road, Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-7241. Pianist DR. GARY SMART performs at 3 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

MONDAY, OCT. 31

The Bee Gallery & Design Studio features an exhibit of the erotic photography of NEAL RUE through November at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 108. 419-8016. Lawanda Purdy hosts THE ART OF POETRY from 7-9 p.m. on the first Wed. of every month at The Jacksonville Landing’s Adrian Pickett Gallery, 2 Independent Drive, Ste. 112, Jacksonville. 962-2540. The BRAIDED LIGHT DANCE PROJECT is featured at 6, 7 and 8 p.m. at Snyder Memorial Church, 226 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 634-0303.

THURSDAY, NOV. 3

The opening reception for the ANNUAL JURIED STUDENT EXHIBITION is held from 5-7 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Alexander Brest Museum & Gallery, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. The exhibit runs through Dec. 7. 256-7677. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents SIBELIUS SECOND SYMPHONY at 7:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Nov. 4 and 5. Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547. Classic rockers NIGHT RANGER appear at 7 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $37.50; $39.50 day of the show. 209-0399. DramaWorks stages David Mamet’s REVENGE OF THE SPACE PANDAS at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The comedy is also staged at 8 p.m. on Nov. 4 and 5 and at 2 p.m. on Nov. 6. 646-2222.

FRIDAY, NOV. 4

The St. Augustine Art Association displays the JACKSONVILLE WATERCOLOR SOCIETY EXHIBIT through Nov. 27 at 22 Marine St., St. Augustine. The gallery is also accepting donations of new shoes for disadvantaged children of St. Johns County. 824-2310.

Jazz guitar great STANLEY JORDAN appears at 7 and 10 p.m. at the Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $21; $25 at the door. 632-5555. The FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK is a self-guided tour featuring 25 participating galleries, from 5-9 p.m. in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065. The Jacksonville University Film and Theater programs screen the original feature film IN ONE BROW OF WOE at 7:30 p.m. at the school’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. An additional screening is held at 3 p.m. on Nov. 5. 256-7677. Classical guitarist STEPHEN ROBINSON performs at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. Players by the Sea presents SUPERIOR DONUTS at 8 p.m. on its main stage, 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The show runs through Nov. 19, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. every Sun. 249-0289. Midnight Sun offers HAND DRUMMING CLASSES every Fri. from 7:30-8:30 p.m. at 1055 Park St., Jacksonville. Class fee is $10. 358-3869.

SATURDAY, NOV. 5

Heavy rockers HED PE and SLAINE play at 7 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. 223-9850. The locally produced film TRULY EVERLASTING is debuted with a gala première at 5 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. The event features a wine tasting, hors d’oeuvres and live music. Tickets are $53.50. 355-2787. The BRAIDED LIGHT DANCE PROJECT performs to live music by jam band CHROMA at 10:30 a.m. at Riverside Arts Market, located beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville. 554-6865, 389-2449. Southern rock supergroup SOUTHERN ROCK’S FINEST perform at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. For ticket information, call 276-6750. The JU Opera Theatre and Dance Departments present SPLENDORS OF THE BAROQUE at 7:30 p.m. today and at 3

Pioneering punkers YOUTH BRIGADE are in with LANDLORD and ALLIGATOR at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $12. 460-9311.

TUESDAY, NOV. 1

Legendary punks SOCIAL DISTORTION play with CHUCK REGAN and OFF WITH THEIR HEADS at 8 p.m. at Plush, 845 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $29.50. 743-1845. Jacksonville University’s Alexander Brest Museum & Gallery features a DIA DE LOS MUERTOS/ALL SAINTS DAY show from 5-6 p.m. at 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 2

Comedian JAKE HEAD hosts the ALTERNATIVE COMEDY SHOWCASE at 9 and 10:30 p.m. at Vault Gallery + Artspace, 121 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 608-1590. Legendary L.A. punks FISHBONE play at 8 p.m. at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15. 398-7496.

The MAD COWFORD IMPROV TROUPE performs every Fri. at 8 p.m. at Northstar Substation, 119 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 860-5451.

The FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK, themed “Battle of the Marching Bands,” is a self-guided tour held from 5-9 p.m. in downtown Jacksonville, spanning a 15-block radius of galleries, museums, bars and eateries. 634-0303 ext. 230.

Contemporary country rocker COREY SMITH appears at 9 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville.

JOHN JOSEPH & JOHNNY B. appear at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road,

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Jacksonville. The piano-playing pals are also on at 8 p.m. on Nov. 3 and 4 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Nov. 5. Tickets range from $6-$12. 292-4242.

Legendary rocker heavyweights Helmet perform at Brewster’s Pit on Oct. 16.

Fall Arts Preview p.m. on Nov. 6 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677.

SUNDAY, NOV. 6

The JU CHAMBER ENSEMBLES are featured at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. Dub kings GIANT GUERILLA DUB SQUAD and THE GREEN play at 8 p.m. at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. 398-7496. MOCA hosts SOUND EFFECTS, user-friendly contemporary chamber music, at 2 p.m. at Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville, 333 N. Laura St., downtown. Tickets are $9 for members; $12 for non-members. 366-6911. The Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd presents Faure’s REQUIEM IN D MINOR at 6 p.m. at 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691.

MONDAY, NOV. 7

A FACULTY VOICE RECITAL is featured at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

TUESDAY, NOV. 8

The Artist Series of FSCJ presents BEAUTY AND THE BEAST at 7:30 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The smash Broadway musical comedy runs through Nov. 13. Tickets range from $43-$70. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org The concert RAGTIME RAMBLINGS: PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE is featured at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 9

Comedian GREG MORTON performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. Morton also appears at 8 p.m. on Nov. 10 and 11 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Nov. 12. Tickets range from $10-$17. 292-4242. The JU STUDENT JAZZ CONCERT is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. Boston HC kings BANE play with DEFEATER at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. 223-9850.

THURSDAY, NOV. 10

Metal legends QUEENSRYCHE appear at 6:30 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $33; $37.50 day of the show. 209-0399. THE DIZZY GILLESPIE ALLSTARS featuring THE HEATH BROTHERS and CYRUS CHESTNUT perform at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

The Art of Laughter

The emerging Northeast Florida comedy scene is more than just a punchline

ne of Jacksonville’s strongest growing cultures is its flourishing comedy scene, which has seemingly spread like a dirty joke. “A couple years ago, it was just a couple guys,” says Jake Head, co-founder of Jacksonville Comedy Collective. “I was booking myself and hosting myself. Now we have over 100 comics all working together for the greater goal of better, different comedy in Jacksonville.” Veteran comic Nick Costanzo, who’s been performing locally for more than 11 years, is thrilled with the development. “It’s great the way it’s grown,” he says. “I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to do a 45-minute set by myself ’cause no one else showed up. Now [suddenly] there are all these other people.” Bill Welch, co-founder of the Jax improv troupe Mad Cowford, also notices the growth. “It’s encouraging to see so many people interested in pursuing a comedic art form,” he says. Just one hint that the scene is thriving, the “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”styled Mad Cowford recently celebrated its fifth anniversary and is hosting auditions later in September to add even more members to the growing troupe. On the weekend of Sept. 24 and 25, Mad Cowford competes in the invitation-only Orlando Improv Festival. While Northeast Florida comics used to have to choose between either longtime venue The Comedy Zone or a lesser-known bar for places to perform, more funny-friendly venues have popped up in the last few years. “It’s easier when you have a variety of shows at different venues,” admits Costanzo. Along with decades-old The Comedy Zone, newer venues such as Latitude 30, Three Layers Café, Jackie Knight’s Comedy Club in St. Augustine and even rock club Brewster’s Pit have jumped into the fray, hosting open mic nights and welcoming comedic performances nearly every night of the week. Mad Cowford performs its monthly long-form show at Northstar Substation in the heart of downtown Jacksonville. “Mad Cowford has always wanted to be a part of the revitalization of downtown,” Welch explains. “We hope that by getting our fans to come visit the downtown area, that they will check out the other great [attractions] that downtown has to offer.” The Jacksonville Comedy Collective performs at The Vault Gallery + Artspace for

Art Walk every month. Chaz Bäck, owner of the downtown gallery, welcomes the diversity the comedians bring. “Our audiences so far have doubled every time and we estimate that we’ll be at capacity for both shows in September and October,” he says. “It goes beyond simply challenging your perceptions about humor and taste. This is not your grandma’s comedy.” No question: The humor is postmodern, current and edgy. Head credits Eugene Mirman, Louie C.K. and Mitch Hedberg as influences on the humor of the Jacksonville Comedy Collective, a group that includes such local comedic renegades as Costanzo, Herman Nazworth, Pat Steen, Nick Harvey and Chris W. Buck. “My approach to comedy is allencompassing,” Head explains, acknowledging that the JCC is trying to expand on what is considered laughable. “We don’t do the relationship stuff. It’s not about what is funny, but about what isn’t funny.” Adds Buck, “When I’m on stage, there’s more conflict. I bring up controversial topics often. I spend a lot of time trying to jam a round joke into a square audience.” While there’s plenty of places for comics to perform, making a living at it is another story. “I’m probably one of the most decently paid comics of all of them,” Head explains. “And I’m several grand in the hole.” Bill Welch echoes a similar sentiment. “It’s hard to make money doing comedy in Jacksonville,” says Welch, “so you have to love what you do.” Interestingly, Welch says that Mad Cowford “subsidizes its income through corporate workshops.” When the subject comes up, Buck feigns shock, asking, “Is that possible? I’m going to have to look into that.” Jacksonville comics are not an exclusive bunch and encourage others to join. “We’re not like a brotherhood of secret comics,” Head says. “I’d love for comics to have an easier time than I did. For the first four or five months, it was me versus the world. I had to really rip it.” But standup is a uniquely daunting art. Costanzo jokingly observes, “If you’re in a band and you play a song and no one likes it, that’s OK. But if you’re a comic and no one likes your jokes, they don’t like you.” Damian K. Lahey themail@folioweekly.com

Mirthful Mass: The Northeast Floridabased Mad Cowford improv comedy troupe makes it up as they go along.

FRIDAY, NOV. 11

Bluegrass kings GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE play at 9 p.m. today and Nov. 12 at Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, 177 Sailfish Drive E., Atlantic Beach. 246-4293. Pop country star TAYLOR SWIFT appears at 7 p.m. at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $25-$69.50. 630-3900. The BEAR CREEK MUSICAL FESTIVAL runs today through Nov. 13, featuring the TREY ANASTASIO BAND, MEDESKI, SCOFIELD, MARTIN & WOOD, THE FUNKY METERS,

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GALACTIC and others at Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak. Tickets range from $50-$225. (386) 364-1683.

The opening reception for an exhibit of works by Scott Dupree is held from 5-11 p.m. at St. Augustine’s space:eight gallery on Oct. 7.

Goth king PETER MURPHY plays with SHE WANTS REVENGE at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. 246-2473. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra is joined by the Soldier’s Chorus of the United States Army Field Band for the CELEBRATE AMERICA concert at 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Nov. 12. Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547. Blues fliers THE NIGHTHAWKS appear at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-6636.

SATURDAY, NOV. 12

Acclaimed singer-songwriter RANDALL BRAMBLETT performs at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740. Legendary CCR rocker JOHN FOGERTY appears at 7:30 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets range from $39-$79.50. 209-0367. The 12th annual HOLIDAY ORNAMENT SHOW is on display today through Dec. 24 at First Street Gallery, 216-B First St., Neptune Beach. 241-6928. The galleries of downtown Fernandina Beach are open from 5:30-8 p.m. during the self-guided tour SECOND SATURDAY ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK. 277-0717.

SUNDAY, NOV. 13

The SAN MARCO CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY is featured at 7 p.m. at St. Mark’s Evangelical Lutheran Church, 3976 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 731-1310.

MONDAY, NOV. 14

The Laurel & Hardy shorts DUCK SOUP (1927) and THE SECOND HUNDRED YEARS (1927), 1928’s TWO TARS and 1929’s WRONG AGAIN are screened at 7 p.m. at Pablo Creek Library, 13295 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 314-5801. TRIO FLORIDA perform at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

TUESDAY, NOV. 15

The INTERCOLLEGIATE JAZZ FESTIVAL is held at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 16

The Artist Series of FSCJ presents RAIN, A TRIBUTE TO THE BEATLES at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org Americana singer-songwriter JOSH RITTER performs at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $20; $25 at the door. 460-9311.

THURSDAY, NOV. 17

Beatles tribute act THE FAB FOUR appears at 7 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $32; $37.50 day of the show. 209-0399. NYC punk kings AGNOSTIC FRONT play at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15. 223-9850.

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The work of IAN FORESTER is on display through Dec. 15 at Archway Gallery and Framing, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-2222. The JU SENIOR CHOREOGRAPHY CONCERT is featured at 5:30 and 8:30 p.m. today and Nov. 18 and at 7:30 p.m. on Nov. 19 at Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677. Douglas Anderson School of the Arts stages the musical comedy URINE TOWN at 7 p.m. nightly through Nov. 19 at the school’s theater, 2445 San Diego Road, Jacksonville. 346-5620. Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, from 5-9 p.m., during the NORTH BEACHES ART WALK on the third Thur. of each month at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents MOZART’S JUPITER SYMPHONY at 7:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Nov. 18 and 19. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547. The FALL WIND BAND CONCERT is featured at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 620-2878.

FRIDAY, NOV. 18

Legendary Western folkies RIDERS IN THE SKY appear at 7 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $26. 355-2787. The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents the acclaimed chamber ensemble YING QUARTET at 7:30 p.m. at St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 465 11th Ave N., Jax Beach. Paintings by Mary St. Germain are on display during the concert. 270-1771. The ISLAND CHAMBER SINGERS perform A SERENADE

FOR SCHUBERT at 8 p.m. at Amelia Plantation Chapel, 36 Bowman Road, Fernandina Beach. The program is also performed at 3 p.m. on Nov. 20. Tickets are $15; $5 for students. 277-7195. Violinist SEAN LEE and pianist ROHAN DE SILVA play at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. Grammy-winning jazz guitarist EARL KLUGH and vocalist NNENNA FREELON perform at 8 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $25; $10 for students. 389-6222.

SATURDAY, NOV. 19

The High Tide Gallery features the work of 40 artists during its NIGHT OF LIGHTS celebration from 5-9 p.m. at 51 Cordova St., St. Augustine. 829-6831. The FUSEBOX FUNK 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY is held at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-6636. Hardcore heavyweights THE CRO-MAGS perform at 6 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15. 223-9850.

SUNDAY, NOV. 20

St. Cyprian’s Episcopal Church holds candlelight JAZZ VESPERS at 5:30 p.m. on the third Sun. of each month at 37 Lovett St., St. Augustine. 829-8828. The JU CHAMBER WINDS CONCERT is featured at 3 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. The Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd presents members of the UNF ORCHESTRA performing BRANDENBURG CONCERTOS at 6 p.m. at 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691.

Fall Arts Preview MONDAY, NOV. 21

Violinist PHILIP PAN performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

TUESDAY, NOV. 22

Douglas Anderson School of the Arts and LaVilla School of the Arts team up to present a WINTER JAZZ NIGHT CONCERT at 7:30 p.m. at the DASOTA theater, 2445 San Diego Road, Jacksonville. 346-5620. Thrash band TRAPPED UNDER ICE plays at 7 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 23

THE LEGENDARY JC’S appear at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-6636. Hip-hop artists MAC MILLER, PAC DIVE and CASEY VEGGIES perform at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $28.50; $33.50 day of show. 355-2787.

on Sun. Tickets are $25; $20 for seniors, military and students on Thur. and Sun. 396-4425.

Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 731-1310. Clarinetist DR. GUY YEHUDA performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 30

Ho ho ho! The one-man show A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS is staged at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $30 and $35. 355-2787. A CHRISTMAS CAROLE is presented at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Dec. 24, with performances at 6 p.m. Tue.-Sun., at 11 a.m. on Sat. and at noon on Sun. Tickets are $42 for matinees, $45 Sun.-Thur. evenings, and $49 on Fri. and Sat.; $35 for ages 12 and younger and $40 for military. 641-1212.

THURSDAY, DEC. 1

UNF piano students are featured in a DEBUSSY PIANO PLAY OFF at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

Truman Capote comes to life in Jay Presson Allen’s TRU, staged at 8 p.m. at Players by the Sea, 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The show runs through Dec. 17, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. Sun. 249-0289. The First Coast Wind Ensemble and Don Thompson Chorale join forces to present the holiday-themed SOUNDS OF THE SEASON concert at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

SATURDAY, DEC. 3

Legendary singer-songwriter STEVE FORBERT performs at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents HANDEL’S MESSIAH at 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547.

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THURSDAY, NOV. 24

Jam band guru COLONEL BRUCE HAMPTON & THE PHARAOH GUMMITT play at 10 p.m. at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 247-6636.

FRIDAY, NOV. 25

GRANDMA LEE performs at 8 p.m. at The Comedy Zone, located in Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. The “America’s Got Talent!” finalist Lee, a local senior citizen, also performs at 7 and 9 p.m. on Nov. 26. Tickets are $15 and $18. 292-4242.

SATURDAY, NOV. 26

The 46th annual FALL ART & CRAFT FESTIVAL is held today and Nov. 27 at Francis Field, 29 W. Castillo Drive, St. Augustine. This event features more than 100 vendors selling arts and crafts. 824-2310. The EMMA Concert Series presents violinist WOLFGANG DAVID and pianist DAVID GOMPPER at 8 p.m. at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25. 797-2800. Galleries, antique stores and shops are open from 5-9 p.m. during UPTOWN SATURDAY NIGHT, a self-guided tour that takes place in St. Augustine’s San Marco District. 824-3152.

SUNDAY, NOV. 27

Multi-instrumentalist ARVID SMITH plays at 5 p.m. at European Street Café, 992 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

MONDAY, NOV. 28

Mixed-media works and paintings by GWEN GILMORE and CONNIE PRATT are on display today through Dec. 21 at the Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 730-2100.

TUESDAY, NOV. 29

Enigmatic indie rocker David Bazan performs as PEDRO THE LION at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 460-9311. The SAN MARCO CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY is featured at 7 p.m. at St. Mark’s Evangelical Lutheran Church, 3976

The JU Orchestra, University Singers and Men’s and Women’s Choruses present HANDEL’S MESSIAH at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. Amelia Community Theatre presents the contemporary holiday comedy A CHRISTMAS STORY at 8 p.m. at 207 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. The show runs through Dec. 17, with performances at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Dec. 11. Tickets are $20; $10 for students. 261-6749. MY FAIR LADY is staged at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. For ticket information, call 276-6750. A NIGHT OF ART AND DANCE is featured from 5-7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222.

FRIDAY, DEC. 2

The FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK is a self-guided tour featuring 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065.

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SUNDAY, DEC. 4

Indie duo COTTON JONES plays at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $8; $10 at the door. 460-9311. The JACKSONVILLE UNIVERSITY CHORUS & ORCHESTRA present HANDEL’S MESSIAH at 6 p.m. at Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents the holiday tale GIFT OF THE MAGI at 3 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $6-$16. 354-5547.

The FRIDAY MUSICAL CHORUS performs HOLIDAY FAVORITES at 11 a.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre presents Broadway’s longest-running comedy, THE 39 STEPS, at 8 p.m. at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. The show runs through Dec. 17, with performances at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, military and students. 249-7177. The family-friendly comedy DUCK HUNTER SHOOTS ANGEL is staged at 7:30 p.m. at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. The play runs through Dec. 30, with performances at 7:30 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $25; $20 for students and military; $22 for seniors. 825-1164. Theatre Jacksonville presents the musical comedy I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE at 8 p.m. at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. The play runs through Dec. 17, with performances at 7:30 p.m. on Thur., at 8 p.m. on Fri. and Sat. and 2 p.m.

Beaches Fine Arts Series presents jazz saxophonist The Ravi Coltrane Quartet at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Hall on Jan. 29.

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Fall Arts Preview

The Limelight Theatre’s executive director Beth Lambert.

City Drama

Northeast Florida theatrical groups celebrate many years of acting up

his year, two local community theaters are each celebrating two decades of entertaining Northeast Florida fans. Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre (ABET) and Limelight Theater are swinging opening their curtains in celebration of 20 years of locally bred productions. Along with established theaters like Players by the Sea in Jacksonville Beach and San Marco’s Theatre Jacksonville, these milestone celebrations for both venues fortify an already-strong local dramatic scene. ABET stages its shows at the Adele Grage Cultural Center in Atlantic Beach, an intimate venue with a seating capacity of 80, located in what was once that town’s City Hall. The historic structure, which still has its original tin roof paneling, has over the years become a creative home for area thespians. Originally, the “theater” was simply a room with no stage or even formal seating. When ABET first started, there was no

upcoming season-opener: the off-Broadway classic, “Little Shop of Horrors.” The lobby doubles as a gallery, allowing patrons to check out works by local artists. Over the years of interacting with ABET fans, Frank has come to an understanding of what attracts a “theater” person. “It’s different than being in a movie theater,” says Frank of the up-close-and-personal feel of witnessing a locally produced play. “You’re really part of the whole experience.” Fifty miles down the coast, The Limelight Theatre of St. Augustine also started in 1991 as a theater without so much as a venue to call home. The first show was held at Monson Bayfront Inn and for the next decade, shows were staged at several different locations. In 2001, group purchased a 10,000-square-foot building that was originally a restaurant. Limelight began with a single stage and two tiny restrooms, and over the years, it’s grown considerably, and now

“It’s different than being in a movie theater,” says Frank of the up-close-and-personal feel of witnessing a locally produced play. “You’re really part of the whole experience.” other place to hold the opening night reception except on the stage. Today, in addition to stage and seating, there’s even a banquet hall in the back of the theater, where events are held. “It’s really evolved,” says ABET artistic director Celia Frank, of this small but productive company. Frank is grateful for the patrons who have come from all over Jacksonville to see ABET’s intimate productions. Her most loyal customers are Beaches residents, but she knows people who have traveled from as far as Georgia for years to enjoy a show. Last year, ABET ran at 90 to 100 percent capacity, despite one of the worst economic downturns in modern history. “We have so many audience members who have been coming for many years,” Frank acknowledges, “and we hope to continue to amaze and surprise them.” The group was originally founded by the theater’s director emeritus, Carson Merry Baillie, and three of her students, in an effort to bring more inventive theatrical offerings to the area. Since then, ABET has staged an array of performances ranging from drama, comedy, horror and experimental works, to their 24 | folio weekly | SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011

boasts two stages, as well as what executive director Beth Lambert laughingly calls her “pride and joy”: a lavish women’s restroom. The Matuza Main Stage is used for large productions, while The Black Box Theatre is used for more intimate productions and children’s shows. Lambert is looking forward to the future of the theater; in years to come, she hopes to build an outdoor garden on the rooftop of the theater overlooking St. Augustine’s historic district. Limelight holds productions year round, as well as summer and after-school programs for children. Similar to ABET’s success, Lambert says she has actually seen a rise in single ticket sales, surely encouraged by Limelight’s “youthgeared” ticket incentives, and an upcoming season that features everything from the family musical “Bingo” to the adult-themed drama “Children of a Lesser God.” Whatever draws an audience, though, Lambert is certain that a onetime attendee will want to return. “If we get you in the door,” she promises, “you’ll come back.” Jacqueline Persandi themail@folioweekly.com

Players by the Sea stages the award-winning musical “Chicago” Sept. 16-Oct. 15.

MONDAY, DEC. 5

Douglas Anderson School of the Arts offers an evening of performance and dining at its MADRIGAL DINNER at 6 p.m. today and Dec. 6 at St. John’s Episcopal Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville. 356-5507.

TUESDAY, DEC. 6

THE HERITAGE SINGERS OF JACKSONVILLE perform the WRAPPED IN HOLIDAY SOUNDS concert at 6:30 p.m. at First Christian Church of Mandarin, 11924 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 434-4625. A SYMPHONIC BAND CONCERT is performed at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222.

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 7

The FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK, themed “Art by Design,” is a self-guided tour held from 5-9 p.m. in downtown Jacksonville that spans a 15-block radius of galleries, museums, bars and eateries. 634-0303 ext. 230. The Bee Gallery & Design Studio features the photography of TIFFANY MANNING through the month at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 108, downtown. 419-8016.

THURSDAY, DEC. 8

The opening reception for the BFA/BA SENIOR PORTFOLIO EXHIBITION is held from 5-9 p.m. at the Crisp-Ellert Art Museum, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. The exhibit is on display through Dec. 826-8530.

The ST. AUGUSTINE COMMUNITY ORCHESTRA performs at 8 p.m. at The Lightner Museum, 75 King St., St. Augustine. An encore performance is held at 3 p.m. on Dec. 11 at Ponte Vedra United Methodist Church, 76 S. Roscoe Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. Tickets are $10 at the door; children 12 and younger are admitted free. staugustineorchestra.org The DOUGLAS ANDERSON SCHOOL OF THE ARTS WIND SYMPHONY performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

SATURDAY, DEC. 10

The ACTING & DIRECTING SHOWCASE is presented at 7 p.m., followed by the 46th annual TALENT & VARIETY SHOW at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222. The galleries of downtown Fernandina Beach are open from 5:30-8 p.m. during the self-guided tour SECOND SATURDAY ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK. 277-0717.

SUNDAY, DEC. 11

Electro musician SKRILLEX performs with 12th PLANET, TWO FRESH and NADASTROM at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $25. 246-2473. A concert by THE HERITAGE SINGERS OF JACKSONVILLE is featured at 3 p.m. at South Jacksonville Presbyterian Church, 2137 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 434-4625.

MONDAY, DEC. 12

FRIDAY, DEC. 9

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents HOLIDAY POPS at 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Dec. 10 and 3 p.m. on Dec. 11. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547. BOSTON BRASS presents HOLIDAY SOUNDS at 8 p.m. at Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $25; $10 for students. 389-6222. A CHORAL CONCERT is offered at 7:30 p.m. at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222.

The Laurel & Hardy shorts THE FIXER-UPPERS (1935) and 1934’s MARCH OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS are screened at 7 p.m. at Pablo Creek Library, 13295 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 314-5801.

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 14

A PETER WHITE CHRISTMAS with MINDI ABAIR and KIRK WHALUM is featured at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $31 and $40. 355-2787. The EMMA Concert Series presents the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra in HOLIDAY POPS at 8 p.m. at Flagler

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College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. The concert is also featured at 8 p.m. on Dec. 15. Tickets are $30. 797-2800.

THURSDAY, DEC. 15

Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, from 5-9 p.m., during the NORTH BEACHES ART WALK on the third Thur. each month at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222.

FRIDAY, DEC. 16

A CLAY COUNTY CHRISTMAS is presented at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. For ticket information, call 276-6750. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents FIRST COAST NUTCRACKER at 8 p.m. in the Moran Theater at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 2 p.m. on Dec. 17 and 18 and at 8 p.m. on Dec. 17. 354-5547.

SUNDAY, DEC. 18

THE HERITAGE SINGERS OF JACKSONVILLE perform at 3 p.m. at Episcopal Church of Our Savior, 12236 Mandarin Road, Jacksonville. 434-4625. The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents the dynamic duo of ANTHONY AND BEARD at 4 p.m. at St. Paul’s bythe-Sea Episcopal Church, 465 11th Ave N., Jax Beach. Paintings by Pamela Miller are on display during the concert. 270-1771.

TUESDAY, DEC. 20

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents MICHAEL W. SMITH – IT’S A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS at 8 p.m. in the Moran Theater at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. 354-5547.

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 21

The men’s a cappella group STRAIGHT NO CHASER performs at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $32 and $40. 355-2787.

FRIDAY, DEC. 23

The photography of BARBARA JERROLD is on display today through Jan. 25 at the Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 730-2100. Bluegrass badasses GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE play at 9 p.m. at Mojo No. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville. 381-6670.

TUESDAY, DEC. 27

The annual COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP WINNER’S CONCERT is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584.

THURSDAY, DEC. 29

Swamp jam band kings J.J. GREY & MOFRO perform with YANKEE SLICKERS at 6 p.m. at Mavericks, 2 Independent Drive, Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $20; $30 for advance upstairs tickets. 356-1110.

SATURDAY, DEC. 31

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents TOAST!

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TO THE NEW YEAR! at 8:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The event features classical and pop hits as well as dancing, a private fireworks display and champagne toast. Tickets range from $46-$121. 354-5547. The COMEDY ZONE NEW YEAR’S EVE DINNER & SHOW kicks off at 8 p.m. at 3130 Hartley Road, Jacksonville. Tickets are $65. Tickets for the BLAST OFF PARTY at 9 p.m., featuring comedy, a DJ and a champagne toast, are $35. Tickets for the Mandarin Dinner & Show, at 6:30 p.m., are $65. 292-4242. Players by the Sea presents the Vegas-style cabaret THE WILDEST at 8 p.m. at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The show runs through Jan. 21, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. Sun. 249-0289. The JOHNSTON DUO performs at 9 p.m. at the New Year’s Eve celebration at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595.

BROADWAY TO HOLLYWOOD at 7:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Jan. 13. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547. The opening reception for an exhibit of works by photographer MARK RUWEDEL is held from 5-9 p.m. at the Crisp-Ellert Art Museum, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. Ruwedel presents a lecture at 7 p.m. on Jan. 14. The show is on display through Feb. 24. 826-8530. Recent works by sculptor JOE SEGAL and photographer RICK WAGNER are on display today through March 8 at the Haskell Gallery, Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, Jacksonville. 741-3546.

FRIDAY, JAN. 6

The FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK is a self-guided tour featuring 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065. The World Music Showcase presents the MICHAEL BALKAN ENSEMBLE at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents pianist JON KIMURA PARKER at 4 p.m. at St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 465 11th Ave N., Jax Beach. Paintings by Francesca Tabor-Moilla are on display during the concert. 270-1771.

SATURDAY, JAN. 7

Emmy Award-winning comedian TIM CONWAY AND FRIENDS appear at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. For ticket information, call 276-6750.

FRIDAY, JAN. 20

SATURDAY, JAN. 14

Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre presents the comedy/ drama THE OLDEST PROFESSION at 8 p.m. at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. The show runs through Feb. 4, with performances at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, military and students. 249-7177.

SUNDAY, JAN. 15

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents ORCHESTRAL BLOCKBUSTERS at 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Jan. 21. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547.

The galleries of downtown Fernandina Beach are open from 5:30-8 p.m. during the self-guided tour SECOND SATURDAY ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK. 277-0717.

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 4

The story of how two witches met in Oz is back by popular demand. WICKED runs through Jan. 22, at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. For ticket information, call 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org

THURSDAY, JAN. 19

The search is on to find Elwood, his imaginary friend and the truth, after his sister is mistakenly committed. The comedy HARVEY plays at The Limelight Theatre’s Matuza, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25; $22 for seniors; $20 for military and students. The show runs at 7:30 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. through Jan. 24. 825-1164.

The EMMA Concert Series presents AMERICA’S DREAM CHAMBER ARTISTS at 8 p.m. at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25. 797-2800. The Bethel Gallery features works by ROMEO CESARIA through March 30 at Ponte Vedra Presbyterian Church, 4510 Palm Valley Road, Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-7241.

MONDAY, JAN. 16

Pianist ERIN K. BENNETT performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

Theatre Jacksonville presents the premiere of Ian Mairs’ THE LEARNING CURVE at 8 p.m. at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. The play runs through Jan. 29, with performances at 7:30 p.m. on Thur., at 8 p.m. on Fri. and Sat. and 2 p.m. on Sun. 396-4425. Baritone ROBERT TUDOR appears at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677. Baritone KRZYSZTOF BIERNACKI and pianist DENISE WRIGHT perform at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584.

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 18

The mixed-media group show MERMAID MAGIC is on display today through Feb. 20 at First Street Gallery, 216-B First St., Neptune Beach. The show runs through Feb. 20. 241-6928.

SUNDAY, JAN. 22

A concert of ALL-BEETHOVEN CHAMBER MUSIC is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets

The EMMA Concert Series presents TRIO CON BRIO COPENHAGEN at 8 p.m. at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25. 797-2800.

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents acclaimed violinist JOSHUA BELL at 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $26-$116. 354-5547.

MONDAY, JAN. 9

Trumpeter BRIAN OSBORNE performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

THURSDAY, JAN. 12

The opening reception for the exhibit THE OBJECT PARAPHRASED, featuring recent work by CHRISTINA FOARD and JIM BENEDICT, is held from 5-7 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Alexander Brest Museum & Gallery, , 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. The show runs through Feb. 15. 256-7677.

FRIDAY, JAN. 13

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents

Grammy Award-winning artist Buckwheat Zydeco performs at this year’s Amelia Island Jazz Festival, which runs Oct. 2-9.

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are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677.

THURSDAY, JAN. 26

The juried show THE ART OF TREES is on display through Feb. 17 at Corse Gallery & Atelier, 4144 Herschel St., Jacksonville. 388-8205.

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FRIDAY, JAN. 27

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents its MOZART CELEBRATION at 7:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. 354-5547. A concert with OUTSTANDING YOUNG PIANISTS is featured at 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. Paintings by VICKI LENNON are on display today through Feb. 22 at the Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 730-2100.

SATURDAY, JAN. 28

The BIG PINEAPPLE CD RELEASE PARTY is held from 5-9 p.m. at W.B. Tatter Studio Gallery, 76 A San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. 823-9263. The EMMA Concert Series presents pianist MARIKA BOURNAKI at 8 p.m. at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25. 797-2800. Galleries, antique stores and shops are open from 5-9 p.m. during UPTOWN SATURDAY NIGHT, a self-guided tour that takes place in St. Augustine’s San Marco District. 824-3152.

SUNDAY, JAN. 29

The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents jazz saxophonist THE RAVI COLTRANE QUARTET at 4 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 270-1771. The SAN MARCO CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY is featured at 7 p.m. at St. Mark’s Evangelical Lutheran Church, 3976 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. 731-1310. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra is joined by giant shadow puppets in the family-friendly production of THE FIREBIRD at 3 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the TimesUnion Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $6-$16. 354-5547.

THURSDAY, FEB. 2

Charlotte Mabrey directs a PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE CONCERT at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. Grammy-nominated vocalist MICHAEL FEINSTEIN performs at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $40.50-$60.50. 355-2787.

FRIDAY, FEB. 3

The FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK is a self-guided tour featuring 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065.

SATURDAY, FEB. 4

The 1950s Broadway musical DAMN YANKEES is staged at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. For ticket information, call 276-6750. The EMMA Concert Series presents the acclaimed chamber ensemble STRADIVARI QUARTET at 2 p.m. at Flagler

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Possible Exposure

PhotoJax delivers an overdue close-up on the Northeast Florida photography scene

ver the past 15 years, husband and wife duo Thomas and Missy Hager have traveled the world from their homebase in Jacksonville, visiting photography festivals. The couple found that each city — from Atlanta to Paris to Houston — had its own way of celebrating shutterbugs. And they began to wonder why Jacksonville didn’t have its own festival. “We’ve always thought that there’s a great photography community here,” says Missy Hager, who co-owns the online art company Town Editions with her husband, Tom, a fine art photographer (thomashager.com). The pair spotted an opportunity to start something locally when they heard about a special photo collection coming to the Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville. The collection of Sondra Gilman and Ceslo Gonzalez-Falla features photographers like Alfred Stieglitz, Walker Evans, Eugene Atget, Robert Mapplethorpe and Ansel Adams. The Hagers learned about the exhibit from family friends Marilyn and Charles Gilman III — Sondra Gilman’s son and daughter-inlaw — and immediately knew its significance. ARTnews, the oldest and most widely circulated art magazine in the world, recently ranked the Gilman and Gonzalez-Falla collection among the world’s top 10. The resulting exhibit, “Shared Vision,” curated by UNF assistant professor of photography Paul Karabinis and MOCA curator Ben Thompson, features 200 iconic images that reflect an eclectic mix of street scenes, human form, environment, children and landscape work. And for the Hagers, it provided a natural focal point for a larger project.

“What an opportunity to start a photography festival,” says Missy Hager. The result of the Hagers’ vision is PhotoJax (photojax.org), both a nonprofit organization and the name of the festival slated to coincide with the MOCAJax exhibit. PhotoJax formally kicks off on Friday, Sept. 16 with “Shared Vision” at MOCAJax. The inaugural day also includes the unveiling of “5 x 500,” a community-response photo project in which PhotoJax has asked local residents to submit images taken with their camera phones under the theme “River City, Sand and Sea.” So far, PhotoJax has received more than 100 submitted images, but needs another 400 or so. The chosen submissions will be projected for five seconds onto the façade of the MOCA building during the event. So far, Missy says, “We’ve had urban Jacksonville landscapes, ocean scenes, sunsets and various waterways.” On Saturday, Sept. 17, MOCA and PhotoJax will host portfolio reviews for both professional and amateur photographers. The cost is $50 for professional photographers and $25 for amateur and student photogs, and reviewers include Karabinis and Marcelle Polednik, director of MOCA. Elsewhere in the community, galleries from around the region will offer their answer to the central question posited by the PhotoJax festival: “What is Photography?” The Ritz Theatre & Museum will present the work of Jacksonville’s premier African-American photographer E.I. Weems, (1929-’79) while J. Johnson Gallery in Jacksonville Beach focuses on “Contemporary Complexities.” East Bay Street’s Nullspace Gallery features

Kyle Schweers’ “Offensive Images.” Southlight Gallery showcases photographers like Doug Eng, Michael Dunlap and Craig Monroe. The Carling’s “Triple Exposure” exhibit on West Adams exhibits Thomas Hager, Alexander Diaz and Christopher W. Luhar-Trice. The Vault Gallery + Artspace shows the work of Folio Weekly photo editor Walter Coker. Other galleries include Studio 121, Gallery L and 315 East Bay. “It’s amazing how all of these off-the-grid galleries are participating in PhotoJax,” says Missy Hager. On Saturday, J. Johnson Gallery concludes the two-day photography festival with a benefit from 6 to 8 p.m., at which artists like Maggie Taylor, Jerry Uelsmann, Christa Bowden, Jessica Hines and Tom Chambers will treat viewers to surreal, mystical and even eerie images. The suggested donation is $10. The Hagers hope that PhotoJax is just the first installment in a long tradition — one that is eventually as strong as Atlanta’s enormous, month-long Atlanta Celebrates Photography, which offers everything from films to lecture series. “That’s our dream,” admits Missy, “we just didn’t have enough time to plan for it this year.” Whether PhotoJax gets that large and allencompassing is anyone’s guess. But for now, Missy says, residents should take advantage of the chance to see the renowned Sondra Gilman and Ceslo Gonzalez-Falla collection at MOCAJax. “It’s an important photography exhibit,” she says. “We, all of Jacksonville, are lucky to have it.” Kara Pound themail@folioweekly.com SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | folio weekly | 27

Fall Arts Preview N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677.

FRIDAY, FEB. 17

Pianist LAURENT BOUKOBZA performs at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. Grammy-nominated Latin performers TIEMPO LIBRE appear at 8 p.m. at Five Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $25; $10 for students. 389-6222.

SATURDAY, FEB. 18

Americana singer-songwriter and Nashville session ace GURF MORLIX plays with SAM BAKER at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740.

MONDAY, FEB. 20

The opening reception for the exhibit “The Sweet Mundane,” featuring the latest works by Tony Rodrigues, is held from 5-9 p.m. at Nullspace Gallery on Oct. 21.

College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25. 797-2800. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs a live soundtrack to the film PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN at 3 and 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547.

The EMMA Concert Series presents CHAMBER ORCHESTRA KREMLIN at 8 p.m. at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $30. 797-2800. The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs LA BOHEME at 8 p.m. in the Moran Theater at the TimesUnion Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. 354-5547.

MONDAY, FEB. 6

Clarinetist DR. GUY YEHUDA appears at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

SUNDAY, FEB. 12

Violinist AYAKO YONETANI performs at 3 p.m. at ThrasherHorne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. Tickets are $15. 276-6750.

TUESDAY, FEB. 14

The UNF Orchestra presents a VALENTINE’S DAY CONCERT at University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 620-2878.

THURSDAY, FEB. 9

Fairy tales come to life when Amelia Community Theatre stages the Stephen Sondheim musical INTO THE WOODS at 8 p.m. at 207 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. The show runs through Feb. 25, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Feb. 19. Tickets are $20; $10 for students. 261-6749. Trombonist JOHN FEDCHOCK performs at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

FRIDAY, FEB. 10

Violinist and composer PIOTR SZEWCZYK performs at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. Players by the Sea presents the romantic comedy THREE DAYS OF RAIN at 8 p.m. at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The show runs through Feb. 25, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. 249-0289.

SATURDAY, FEB. 11

The galleries of downtown Fernandina Beach are open from 5:30-8 p.m. during the self-guided tour SECOND SATURDAY ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK. 277-0717.

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THURSDAY, FEB. 23

The opening reception for Fritz Leidtke’s exhibit SKELETON IN THE CLOSET is held from 5-7 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Alexander Brest Museum & Gallery, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Leidtke’s work explores the world of those who recover from anorexia and bulimia. The show runs through March 28. 256-7677.

FRIDAY, FEB. 24

TUESDAY, FEB. 7

The 24th annual KOGER/MATTESON JAZZ FESTIVAL is held at 10 a.m. at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

Pianist DR. GARY SMART and violinist RUXANDRA MARQUARDT perform at 7:30 p.m. at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 15

JU faculty composers Jian-jun He, Thomas Harrison and Tony Steve are featured during COMPOSERFEST at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

THURSDAY, FEB. 16

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs BRAHMS SYMPHONY NO. 4 at 7:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Feb. 17 and 18. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547. The Artist Series of FSCJ presents Monty Python’s SPAMALOT at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org The First Coast Wind Ensemble presents the concert WHERE MUSIC TAKES YOU at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. The Neil Simon comedy LAUGHTER ON THE 23RD FLOOR is staged at 7:30 through Feb. 18 and at 2 p.m. on Feb. 19 at Jacksonville University’s Swisher Theater, 2800 University Blvd.

The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents CANADIAN BRASS at 8 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the TimesUnion Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The concert repeats at 8 p.m. on Feb. 25. Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547. The opening reception for the exhibit WAVES, featuring recent works by BETH HAIZLIP and KYLE GOODWIN, is held from 7-9 p.m. at First Street Gallery, 216-B First St., Neptune Beach. The show runs through April 2. 241-6928. Yo Vinny! THE BRONX WANDERERS bring their Doo Wop sound to the stage at 7:30 p.m. at Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. For ticket information, call 276-6750. The photographs of KEN HERCULES are on display today through March 21 at the Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 730-2100.

SATURDAY, FEB. 25

The First Coast Wind Ensemble and Private Schools Honor Band present a YOUNG ARTISTS CONCERT at 7:30 p.m. at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

SUNDAY, FEB. 26

The Beaches Fine Arts Series presents PAQUITO D’RIVERA AND THE BRASIL DUO at 4 p.m. at St. Paul’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 465 11th Ave N., Jax Beach. Paintings by Ed Hall are on display during the concert. 270-1771.

TUESDAY, FEB. 28

A BACH RECITAL is featured at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10; $7 for seniors and military; $5 for students. 256-7677.

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CREATIVE COMMUNITY 5X500 AT MOCA

Are you ready for your close-up? Folio Weekly and The Museum of Contemporary of Art have teamed up for the photographically-inspired “Project: 5x500,” a community response art project that invites all shutterbugs to submit pictures captured on camera phones, with each of the 500 chosen images to be projected for five seconds on the façade of MOCA on Friday, Sept. 16 starting at 8:30 p.m. at 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. The entries should explore themes of River City, sand and sea and sent with image title, type of cell phone used, name, address and phone number. Submissions are accepted through Sept. 15. photojax.org

METAL QUIET RIOT

Northeast Florida old-school metal fans who want to check the status of their “Metal Health” can “Cum On Feel the Noise” when the current incarnation of L.A.-bred metal kings Quiet Riot (pictured) perform along with locals Tree of Life, Zero-N, Silence the Doubtful, Fixx and One Night Stand on Saturday, Sept. 17 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15 and $20. 223-9850.

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KIDS SESAME STREET LIVE

For the past two decades, the traveling show “Sesame Street Live” has turned Big Bird, Elmo and The Cookie Monster into hardened yet still endearing road dogs, staging a production that combines singing, dancing and comedic skits, in 20 countries the world over. This colorful crew hits Northeast Florida when “Sesame Street Live – Elmo’s Super Heroes” is staged on Friday, Sept. 16 at 7 p.m., Saturday, Sept. 17 at 10:30 a.m. and 2 p.m. and Sunday, Sept. 18 at 1 and 4:30 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $12-$55. 630-3900.

SPORT JOES VS. PROS

The second annual Joes Vs. Pros event allows amateur baseball players ages 5 and older a chance to be in a training camp with University of North Florida Ospreys, culminating in a game where the players strut their new skills on Sunday, Sept. 18 from 1-4 p.m. at the Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. This family-geared day offers a Kid’s Zone, plus giveaways and food and drink, with proceeds benefiting an array of Haven Hospice programs and services. Admission is $20 for adults; $10 for kids ages 7-17. 465-2431. joesvpros.com

HIP HOP ATMOSPHERE

The innovative hip-hop group Atmosphere has spent the last two decades finding a little breathing room in an otherwise crowded music scene on the strengths of their thought-provoking rhymes and dope-ass, trippy beats over the course of 15 releases, including 2008’s awesomely titled, “When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Sh*t Gold.” Atmosphere performs along with Evidence and Blueprint on Tuesday, Sept. 20 at 8 p.m. at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $22. 246-2473.

FLEET FOXES

The Seattle-based sextet Fleet Foxes describe their music as “baroque harmonic pop jams,” which seems like an apt approximation of their 21st century take on influences ranging from old-school Malibu-melodic bliss of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young to the psych-folk freakout of Brooklyn’s Animal Collective. Their latest release, “Helplessness Blues,” carries on the band’s skills at honoring the tradition of innovative folk music while throwing out the rulebook. Fleet Foxes stage a once-in-a-lifetime (so far) Jacksonville performance with The Walkmen on Tuesday, Sept. 20 at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $31.50 and $36.50. 355-2787. For more info on the band, see our feature on page 38. SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | folio weekly | 31

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“I want my MTV … and dear God, I don’t want to die on the effin’ moon!” A crewmember from the flick “Apollo 18” makes one small step for rock videos and one giant leap for chilling sci-fi horror.

The Killing Moon

The low budget sci-fi flick “Apollo 18” shoots for big-time horror thrills Apollo 18

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o you remember the hype surrounding “The Blair Witch Project” back in 1999? Perhaps the first film to maximize the possibilities of the Internet as a marketing tool, that fauxhorror “documentary” made multi-millions for its producers by purporting to be the actual footage of a luckless trio looking for a witch in the backwoods of modern-day Maryland. Amazingly, people bought into the initial ploy, and the mini-budgeted film (essentially a clever home movie) opened the floodgates for the inevitable imitators — both good and bad. “Apollo 18” is one of the former. Essentially “The Blair Witch Alien on the Moon,” the new film opens without any titles, merely announcing that the footage to be shown has been culled and edited from covert government files surrounding a heretofore-secret mission to the moon. Officially, the manned lunar space program ended with Apollo 17 in 1972, but it now seems that there was actually one more three-man flight, the ill-fated Apollo 18. Only now can the truth be told — and seen by us on the movie screen! (A cursory search on the Internet Movie Database IMDb rewarded me with this gem from one curious or desperate or plain loony viewer: “Is this movie real?”) Just imagine what P.T. Barnum (“There’s a sucker born every minute”) might have made of our electronic age and its marvelous tools and toys. “Apollo 18” opens with home movies of the three astronauts — with their families and going through their flight preparation. In short order, there’s the blast-off and then the lunar landing by the two-man module, while the pilot remains aboard the return-orbiting vessel. Compared to actual footage of the various Apollo missions, this stuff looks like the real thing, even down to the three mostly unknown actors (Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen and Ryan Robbins) playing the crewmembers. On the downside, the shots are frequently choppy and grainy, with the usual headache-inducing movement of the hand-held camera and the flickering television monitor. Once on the moon, the astronauts discover they are not alone. No shock there, given

the film’s publicity and trailers, but what is genuinely surprising about “Apollo 18” is how creepy it manages to be and how many real jolts it gives the unwary viewer. The style is fake documentary (with the usual limitations), but the plot is solid sci-fi thriller with more than a nod to Ridley Scott’s “Alien.” Like 2008’s “Cloverfield,” the new movie successfully abandons the typical supernatural spooks for extraterrestrial terrors. In addition to the unfamiliar cast, the film’s director, Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego, is probably unknown to most American audiences. However, producer Timur Bekmambetov, a Russian filmmaker, is another matter altogether and probably the major reason for the unexpected quality and originality of “Apollo 18.” Based on the international success of “Night Watch” (2004) and “Day Watch” (2006), the first two installments of a very original vampire trilogy, Bekmambetov was courted by Hollywood and won the directing assignment for “Wanted,” the 2008 sci-fi thriller with Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy. In addition to a striking sense for visuals, Bekmambetov brings energy and vitality to his projects. Like two other international filmmakers, Luc Besson and Guillermo del Toro, Bekmambetov is also an active producer and writer. In fact, all three men produce films that look like movies they might have directed as well. In their case, and specifically Bekmambetov’s influence on “Apollo 18,” that’s a good thing. Had “Apollo 18” been made as a typical science-fiction film with a traditional narrative approach, it probably would’ve been more accessible to general audiences. Of course, it also would’ve cost multimillions more to make. Therein lies the attraction of a more minimalist approach like the one utilized here. For comparison’s sake, “Cowboys & Aliens” cost more than $160 million, “Green Lantern” topped $200 million, and “The Help” made do with $25 million. The estimated budget for “Apollo 18” was a truncated $5 million. It doesn’t take a lot in today’s movie market to make a profit with a budget like that. It also doesn’t take a multimillion-dollar budget to make a good, scary sci-fi horror flick … not with the right people in charge. And “Apollo 18” has the right people. Pat McLeod themail@folioweekly.com SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | FOLIO WEEKLY | 33

Comfortably Dumb

Paul Rudd’s endearing performance in “Our Idiot Brother” makes a stoner comedy a little less stupid Our Idiot Brother ***@

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e all have one. You know, the family member you’re always “proud of ” but really isn’t all there, or just flat out doesn’t get it. The loveable dumbass, if you will. For the family at the center of “Our Idiot Brother,” it’s Ned (Paul Rudd). He’s so dumb, in the opening scene, he sells marijuana to a uniformed police officer. Later, he counts a wad of cash while sitting in a crowded New York City subway car. Better still, at one point he drops something and asks someone sitting nearby on the crowded car to hold the money for him. Certainly, no one will accuse Ned of being the sharpest knife in the drawer. But — largely because of Rudd’s always-endearing screen presence — Ned is also likeable. We’d pat him

(Elizabeth Banks) is a struggling writer with mixed feelings for her neighbor Jeremy (Adam Scott); Liz (Emily Mortimer) is unhappily married to filmmaker Dylan (Steve Coogan), who’s having an affair with the subject of his documentary; and Natalie (Zooey Deschanel) is having trouble being faithful to tomboy girlfriend Cindy (Rashida Jones). As director Jesse Peretz’s film progresses, Ned’s simple ways reveal that he’s not so dumb after all. None of this stops his sisters from unfairly blaming him for their problems, however, which leads to artificial conflict — but it doesn’t weigh the film down. Besides, the overall message is that not over-complicating things can be the best way to view a situation, even if some problems have complicated answers, so it’d ring false to focus on forced drama. That said, having Ned deeply care for something — anything — would’ve given the story more emotional heft. As it is, the only being he has a real emotional connection with is Willie Nelson, the dog he and Janet own

There are few actors who can pull off laid-back and likeable as well as Rudd, and without a doubt the movie clicks because of him. on the head and tell him things will be OK if we could. When he gets out of jail for the weed bust, he goes back to the organic farm he used to work on with his girlfriend Janet (Kathryn Hahn), only to find out she’s moved on with Billy (T.J. Miller). What makes the scene work is the twist: Ned and Billy, both peace-n-love hippies, get along quite well. It’s Janet who’s the odious one, and Ned reacts with merely an “aw, man” and moves on to the next thing. Nothing fazes Ned, which is a major part of his charm — and also part of the movie’s problem. Unfortunately for Ned, Janet is not the only troubled woman in his life. The now-homeless Ned spends time with each of his three sisters, all of whom have their own issues: Miranda Thumb Wars: Paul Rudd excels in the art of slacking in the fun comedy “Our Idiot Brother.”

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together. And of course, she doesn’t want to give the pooch up. Dog lovers everywhere will embrace the companionship Willie Nelson offers, but you’ll still want Ned to care about something else, too. Still, through all of “Our Idiot Brother,” we laugh and root for Ned, a naïve good guy who wants to live simply. There are few actors who can pull off laid-back and likeable as well as Rudd, and without a doubt the movie clicks because of him. And because Rudd is good, the story is funny and sweet and we could all use a little simplicity in our lives, it’s worth checking out. Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

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NOW SHOWING APOLLO 18 ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Reviewed in this issue. BODYGUARD **@@ Not Rated • AMC Regency Square This Bollywood rom-com (or “Boll-rom-com”) stars Kareena Kapoor as a free-spirited coed trying to ditch her hunky bodyguard (Salman Khan). BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. This goofy comedy stars Nick Swardson as Bucky Larson, a naïve grocery bagger who decides to seek his fortune in Hollywood and carry on a family tradition, after learning his parents (Edward Herrmann, Miriam Flynn) were once porn stars. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER **** Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Chris Evans stars in this excellent big-screen adaptation of the Marvel Comics Universe story about a patriotic WWII-era soldier-turned-superhero who battles evil leader Red Skull and his renegade Nazi pals. COLOMBIANA **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Director Luc Besson’s latest action thriller benefits from a

CONAN THE BARBARIAN ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square Jason Momoa wears the pelts of Robert E. Howard’s mythical warrior well in this fantasy remake by director Marcus Nispel, including an entertaining turn from Rose McGowan as Marique, an evil yet sultry witch. CONTAGION **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre When businesswoman Beth (Gwyneth Paltrow) comes home to Minnesota from Hong King, she brings husband Thomas (Matt Damon) more than just souvenirs — she’s carrying a deadly airborne virus. Thanks, hon! Steven Soderbergh directs this biomedical thriller with an ensemble cast including Laurence Fishburne, Kate Winslet and Jude Law. COWBOYS & ALIENS **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Jon Favreau directs this sci-fi-meets-oater-action-yarn, starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde, about an outlaw and sheriff who join forces to battle a gaggle of intergalactic varmints plum near ready for global domination! CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Steve Carell, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone star in this insane little rom-com about a group of lonely hearts navigating the dating world of 21st-century Los Angeles. CREATURE **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Sid Haig, Mechad Brooks and Serinda Swan star in this indie horror flick about a group of friends who encounter a legendary half-man, half-alligator monster known as Lockjaw, in the swamps of Louisiana bayou country.

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

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THE DEBT **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, 5 Points Theatre, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. No, not a rerun of Obama’s speech. Jessica Chastain, Sam Worthington and Helen Mirren star in this spy thriller that follows a group of Nazi hunters and their four-decade mission to apprehend The Surgeon of Birkenau, a notorious war criminal. DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The latest creepy fare from Guillermo del Toro (“Pan’s Labyrinth”) follows a family (Guy Pearce, Katie Holmes, Bailee Madison) who discover their new dream home is inhabited by terrifying creatures. DRIVE **** Rated R • Opens on Sept. 16 This crime thriller stars Ryan Gosling as a movie stuntman who’s also a driver for thieves in need of a quick getaway. When a big heist gets screwed up, he gets the blame — and a price on his head. Co-starring Carey Mulligan and Christina Hendricks.

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*G@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City RUN DATE: The franchise has five editions now — you’d think the Grim Reaper would be tired of killing attractive teenagers. Co-starring Nicholas D’Agosto, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood and other soon-to-be-forgotten starlets.

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HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2 ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues, WGHoF IMAX The final installment of this immensely popular series delivers a spellbinding farewell through flashback scenes, solid storytelling and powerful battle sequences, with solid curtaincall performances by Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Ralph Fiennes, as the malevolent Lord Voldemort. THE HELP **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Emma Stone and Viola Davis star in this tale set in 1960s Mississippi, about a young woman who collects the stories of African-American women in her town who’ve spent their lives working for white families — and publishes them in a sensational book. LAUGH AT MY PAIN **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square This concert documentary about comedian Kevin Hart includes candid backstage and interview footage as well as scenes from Hart’s comedy tour that grossed a whopping $15 million. MERE BROTHER KI DULHAN **@@ Not Rated • AMC Regency Square The Bollywood rom-com stars Imran Kahn, Katrina Kaif and Ali Zafar in a story about a man who falls in love with his brother’s soon-to-be-bride. MIDNIGHT IN PARIS ***@ Rated PG-13 • Carmike Amelia Island, Pot Belly’s, Regal Beach Blvd. Woody Allen’s rom-com stars Owen Wilson as a Hollywood screenwriter on vaca in Paris who’s inexplicably transported to the City of Lights … in the 1920s. Co-stars Kathy Bates, Adrien Brody, Martin Sheen and Rachel McAdams.

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OUR IDIOT BROTHER ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Reviewed in this issue.

“Oh, honey, I’m all right. It’s just a case of explosive, whistling diarrhea, bleeding from my eyeballs and an uncontrollable urge to break out in a vulgarity-driven, Foghorn Leghorn impression.” Gwyneth Paltrow has a curious case of the sniffles in the plague-thriller “Contagion.”

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Director Rupert Wyatt’s take on the classic sci-fi story of man versus monkey swings with killer performances by James Franco and Andy Serkis, as the reluctant ape-turned-superape Caesar. Tasteful special effects help “Rise” climb to the top of the summer blockbuster list. SARAH’S KEY ***@ Rated PG-13 • Carmike Amelia Island, Cinemark Tinseltown Kristin Scott Thomas stars in this engaging drama about a modern-day journalist who investigates the story of a young girl’s experiences in occupied Europe during WWII. SEVEN DAYS IN UTOPIA **@@ Rated G • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Robert Duvall and Lucas Black star in this fun story about a young golfer who accepts an eccentric rancher’s offer to spend a life-changing week in the tiny town of Utopia, Texas. SHARK NIGHT **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The old-school horror fare features Sara Paxton and Sinqua Walls, sassy teens who discover their weekend getaway at the lake includes party crashers in the form of hundreds of hungry sharks! THE SMURFS ***G Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Katy Perry, Hank Azaria, B.J. Novak and Jonathan Winters (yay!) voice these beloved little blue dudes and dudette. When archenemy Gargamel (Azaria) chases them from their home, The Smurfs are transported to our world, where they meet Patrick (Neil Patrick Harris). SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Jessica Alba plays Marissa, a retired spy who juggles raising a family and battling the evil villain Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) when he tries to take over the world. 30 MINUTES OR LESS *@@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park A lackluster bank robbery comedy from director Ruben Fleischer, starring Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari. WARRIOR **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Tom Hardy, Joel Edgerton and Nick Nolte star in this action drama flick about two estranged brothers who are rivals in a winner-take-all martial arts championship fight.

OTHER FILMS RIO This kids’ favorite is screened at 8:15 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Veterans memorial Park, 1 W. First St., Atlantic Beach. Admission is free. Bring blankets or chairs. coab.us TOMMY At least Roger Daltrey shows up. Rock-operagoes-Hollywood “Tommy” screens at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14 at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Admission is $5; any amount more than $5 is matched by an anonymous donor to WJCT, to support arts in the community. 209-0367. wjct.org pvconcerthall.com MOVIES UNDER THE BRIDGE “Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe” is screened at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Riverside Arts Market, under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. Admission is free. 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com POT BELLY’S CINEMA “Midnight in Paris,” “Horrible Bosses” and “The Tree of Life” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101. 5 POINTS THEATRE “The Debt” screens at 5:15 and 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 13, 14 and 15 at 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. Catch the UF/UAB college game at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17. “Shaun of the Dead” is screened at 11 p.m. on Sept. 17 and 7 p.m. on Sept. 18. 359-0047. 5pointstheatre.com WGHOF IMAX THEATER “The Wildest Dream” is screened along with “Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 2,” “Born To Be Wild 3D,” w“The Ultimate Wave Tahiti 3D” (featuring Kelly Slater), “Hubble 3D” and “Under The Sea 3D,” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, Exit 323 off I-95, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY MEEK’S CUTOFF Open-minded film buffs will be interested in director Kelly Reichhardt’s effort, starring Michelle Williams, Bruce Greenwood and Paul Dano, about an 1845 journey of a wagon train led by a sketchy guide through Oregon’s Cascade Mountains. THOR Director Kenneth Branagh’s thunderous adaptation of the Norse mythological pantheon (by way of Marvel Comics) is a superb action film with solid performances by Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Stellan Sarsgaard and Chris Hemsworth as The Mighty Thor. THE PEOPLE VS. GEORGE LUCAS This hilarious documentary chronicles the weird world of rabid Star Wars fans and foes, including interviews culled from more than 600 hours of footage, featuring those behind such cultural entities as “The Simpsons” and The Onion — celebrating and denigrating the man who gave us The Force and JarJar Binks. ROY BUCHANAN: LIVE AT ROCKPALAST Nearly a quartercentury after innovative guitarist Roy Buchanan’s tragic death, the first full-length concert film captures him in full flight in a 1985 performance, performing songs “The Messiah,” “Roy’s Blues” and “Wayfaring Pilgrim.” CITIZEN KANE “Rosebud …” Orson Welles was still in his 20s when he created the 1941 cinematic masterpiece loosely based on the life of then-media tycoon William Randolph Hearst. This three-disc set features all the digital age whistles and bells, presenting a truly groundbreaking must-see film that set the standard for storytelling, cinematography, soundtrack and even special effects makeup.

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Standing with the Pack: Seattle’s innovative Fleet Foxes perform their only Florida show at The Florida Theatre on Sept. 20.

Northeast Florida prepares for the only state sighting of the sensational neo-folk group Fleet Foxes FLEET FOXES with THE WALKMEN Tuesday, Sept. 20 at 8 p.m. The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville Tickets are $31.50 and $36.50 355-2787

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eattle indie-folk sextet Fleet Foxes is a nearly flawless outfit. They come bearing crystalline vocal harmonies that would make Crosby, Stills & Nash cry. Two albums, 2008’s “Fleet Foxes” and 2011’s “Helplessness Blues,” are hailed as tours de force by critics around the world. Frontman Robin Pecknold is universally celebrated for both his razor-sharp songwriting talents and his immense humility. A supporting cast — lead guitarist Skyler Skjelset, keyboardist Casey Wescott, bassist Christian Wargo, drummer Josh Tillman and woodwinds specialist Morgan Henderson — have all enjoyed measurable success on their own. Add a string of high-profile sold-out dates in their wake that would make the biggest arena-rock bands consider packing it all in for Celebrity Rehab, and on paper, they might just be the most perfect indie rock band in the universe. Yet the same ol’ indie rock same ol’ is exactly what Fleet Foxes have worked tirelessly to avoid. After poring over sophomore album “Helplessness Blues” for nearly two years, Pecknold and hot-shot producer Phil Ek, who’s twiddled the knobs on every Fleet Foxes release to date, flew to New York in October 2010 to do the final mix. Upon hearing the nearly finished product, though, Pecknold panicked, telling The New York Times it sounded “like it exist[ed] a little bit too much in the context of contemporary indie rock.” So the band got back to work, perfecting every last hammered dulcimer, zither, Tibetan singing bowl, wood flute, vibraphone,

Challen upright piano, music box, tamboura and marxophone riff. Pecknold tirelessly rewrote lyrics up to what he called the “13th hour,” losing his longtime girlfriend in the process, but when “Helpless Blues” was finally released in May, it was celebrated as a modern musical masterpiece, much like Fleet Foxes’ self-titled debut. The glowing reception heaped upon them from the beginning threw off this bearded band of Pacific Northwest twentysomethings. Tastemaking website Pitchfork.com and uber-hip magazine Under The Radar both named “Fleet Foxes” their 2008 Album of the Year — as did NPR, which cultivates a much older audience. Across the pond, The Guardian called it “a landmark in American music — an instant classic.” And the album ended up going platinum in Europe, seemingly because of its pristine amalgamations of ’60s pop, rural folk and country rock — packaged with some eyegrabbing cover art, featuring a detail of absurdist 1559 painting “Netherlandish Proverbs” by Pieter Brueghel the Elder. All of these factors keep Fleet Foxes away from the pack, almost guaranteeing they’re not your run-of-the-mill rock band. A curious alliance of The Florida Theatre, JaxLive (which handles booking at Jack Rabbits and Freebird), and Orlando agency Foundation Presents combined their talents to bring Fleet Foxes to the Sunshine State for their first, and so far only, Florida show, on Sept. 20. The fact that there are still tickets available means you should act fast — The Florida Theatre Communications Director Katie Berry says she was shocked by the overwhelming response once the concert was booked. “I wasn’t terribly familiar with Fleet Foxes until I started researching them,” Berry says. “But we had an incredible pre-sale for that

show. Jacksonville is very excited to get their only date in Florida.” Still not convinced? Joanna Newsom, considered by many to be the best (or at least best known) harpist in the world, called Pecknold’s composition “Blue Spotted Tail” the most beautiful thing she’d ever heard. Fleet Foxes’ record label, indie powerhouse Sub Pop, considered “Helplessness Blues” the biggest release in its two-decade plus history. When Seattle Weekly reviewed the album and release concert, the alt-weekly said Fleet Foxes had “improved upon a batch of songs that is sure to become a mile marker in Seattle music history.” But no matter how popular Fleet Foxes gets or how many records they sell or how many accolades pour in, Fleet Foxes remains one of the most genuinely self-effacing bands around. In 2008, when blogosphere hype coagulated well before “Fleet Foxes” was even released, Pecknold wrote on the band’s Myspace page, “Hey friends. It’s just music. We really love you.” Three years later, “Helplessness Blues” began with Pecknold singing “So now I am older/ Than my mother and father/ When they had their daughter/ Now what does that say about me?” injecting a much-needed bit of domestic humility into the jaded indie rock universe. And even though the Fleet Foxes frontman is becoming a bona fide star in his own right, he still credits his bandmates for keeping him in line. “I respect the guys so much as musicians, so when they tell me something is worth keeping, that means a lot to me,” he told The New York Times in April. “I don’t necessarily trust my opinions all the time.” The rest of the world does, Robin — and Florida can’t wait to hear them as well. Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

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Bustin’ a cap: Indie singer-songwriter and local resident Dan Andriano performs at Café Eleven on Sept. 16.

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Chicago’s Dan Andriano gives some love to setting up house in the Oldest City DAN ANDRIANO IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM featuring DAVE HAUSE and BEAU CRUM Friday, Sept. 16 at 9 p.m. Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach Tickets are $10 460-9311

ortheast Florida residents appreciate what St. Augustine has to offer. But when a lifelong punk rocker from Chicago decides to pack it up and move to the Oldest City, even longtime boosters scratch their heads and say “Really?” For Alkaline Trio bassist Dan Andriano, however, St. Augustine provides not only a conducive environment to raise a family, but the inspiration to branch out into his acoustic alter ego, Dan Andriano in the Emergency Room. His first solo album, “Hurricane Season,” was performed, recorded and produced at home entirely by Andriano, coming out in August on Asian Man Records to rave reviews. Folio Weekly caught up with Andriano to talk family life, solo trepidation and his reasons for living here, of all places.

Folio Weekly: Dan, what made a punk rocker from Chicago want to move to St. Augustine? Dan Andriano: My wife was born and raised in Central Florida, and once we had a daughter, it became apparent that we wanted to get out of the city sooner rather than later. Her folks live a little bit south of here in New Smyrna, so we started out there and drove up the coast, and when we got to St. Augustine, we pretty much stopped and said, “This is where we want to live.” We’ve been in the area now for almost four years. F.W.: Do you think the change of scenery helped the idea for your solo project, Dan Andriano in the Emergency Room, move forward? D.A.: Well, I’ve been doing solo shows here and there for five or six years, so it was pretty much planned. I just never knew what I was going to do song-wise. Once I started writing some songs, I thought about doing something else, because the songs didn’t necessarily work for Alkaline Trio. I wanted it to be a full band initially, but it started getting complicated trying to figure out where I was going to record it and who I was going to work with, so I decided to do it all myself and then leave the door open to do it as a band in the future. F.W.: The songs on “Hurricane Season” seem

quite close to your heart, dealing with domestic strife and the strains of touring. Is it hard to transmit those emotions without a band backing you up? D.A.: It definitely adds a little more pressure. I’ve always written personal stuff, but this is different — this material is about me and things I’ve gone through recently, so being the only one out there is a little weird. But I’m really proud of these songs, and now that the record’s out, I’m pretty happy with it. F.W.: You did the entire recording yourself, right? D.A.: Yes, and it was terrifying. I love the studio, and that’s what made me think I could do this myself, but man, the differences in terms of psychology were way greater. When Alkaline Trio’s making a record, it’s easy for me to look at Matt [Skiba] or Derek [Grant] and say, “Do I need to do that again?” or “Should we move on?” Not having anyone there to bounce those questions off of made me superneurotic. Also, it became really maddening wondering whether I had the right tone for certain songs, or whether I was using the right guitar or microphone … it was enough to drive a dude crazy. F.W.: Will you have moral support on your upcoming mini-tour of the Southeast? D.A.: It’ll mostly just be me for this little run, along with Dave Hause, a pretty good friend who’s also going on the [all-acoustic] Revival Tour later this fall to Europe with me. So we might do a few things together. F.W.: So you can go all the way to Europe and still want to return home to humble ol’ St. Augustine? D.A.: I think it’s paradise — I love it here. I live beachside, which is very mellow; people seem genuinely nice, because it’s a town that’s focused on a lifestyle I’ve been meaning to get into for a long time. In Chicago, I was feeling like I didn’t “need” to live around all these conveniences, which I paid for both monetarily and mentally. So getting down here was all about being excited to come live on the beach with my family. But after being here for four years, it’s become more than all of that, because there’s so much else going on downtown. It’s opened my eyes to a whole different type of living that’s very rewarding and relaxing. Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | folio weekly | 39

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CONCERTS THIS WEEK

DUBLIN CITY RAMBLERS This acclaimed Celtic group performs at 7 p.m. on Sept. 13 at Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. CLOUD 9 The acoustic group appears at 6:30 p.m. on Sept. 14 at Casa Marina Hotel & Restaurant, 691 N. First St., Jax Beach. 270-0025. CHRIS CAGLE Country artist Cagle and Eric Paslay perform at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14 at Whisky River, 4850 Big Island Drive, Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10; $15 at the door. 645-5571. MAT KEARNEY, LEAGUES Faith-based folkie Kearney performs at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $18; $20 day of show. 388-3179. AARON SHEEKS Singer-songwriter Sheeks performs at 9 p.m. on Sept. 14 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville. 854-6060. HOT ACTION COP, DONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T KEEP US A SECRET, MAN-DELORE, TAPE DECK REVOLUTION and THE ETHICS These local rockers perform at 7 p.m. on Sept. 15 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. THE WISHING WELL, CHRIS MILAM Australian folk group The Wishing Well performs at 8 p.m. on Sept. 15 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. 399-1740. CLAYTON BUSH Singer-songwriter Bush performs at 9 p.m. on Sept. 15 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville. 854-6060. THE AMELIA ISLAND BLUES FESTIVAL with CONRAD OBERG, WILLIE â&#x20AC;&#x153;BIG EYESâ&#x20AC;? SMITH, THE DAVID GERALD BAND and others This blues festival is held from 3:30-10:30 p.m. on Sept. 16 and from 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at the Main Beach Access, 2459 Sadler Road, Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $15; $25 for a two-day pass. 310-6153. For a full schedule of performers and events, visit ameliaislandbluesfest.com PAT TRAVERS, NONE LIKE US, KYMYSTRY, QUASI MOJO and SWEET ALICE Classic rock legend Travers performs at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. A CALL FOR KYLIE, PAINT ME IRRATIONAL, A LOVE NOT LOST, LOVEMEDIA, JACOB SPANGLER This night of faith-based rock kicks off at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Advance tickets

are $8; $10 day of show. 388-3179. TAMMERLIN Music in the Courtyard presents this eclectic Americana duo at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16 at 200 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-2922. AL MONTE Singer-songwriter Monte performs at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. RED AFTERNOON BAND These locals perform at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 16 at Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. DAN ANDRIANO IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM featuring DAVE HAUSE and BEAU CRUM Alkaline Trio member Andriano performs at 9 p.m. on Sept. 16 at CafĂŠ Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $10. 460-9311. GRIMM WHITE STEED These local rockers perform at 9 p.m. on Sept. 16 and 17 at Cliffâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Jacksonville. 645-5162 DiCARLO THOMPSON Singer-songwriter Thompson performs at 9 p.m. on Sept. 16 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville. 854-6060. THE CHRIS DUARTE GROUP Blues guitar-slinger Duarte performs at 10 p.m. on Sept. 16 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $12. 247-6636 RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Geej Langlois performs at 10:30 a.m., John Longbottom plays at 11:45 a.m. and Isabella Parole performs at 2:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Riverside Arts Market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville. 554-6865. RAIN HUMANE SECOND ANNUAL BBQ & BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL with DR. JIM & TINA Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;BRIEN BAND This evening of bluegrass and barbecue kicks off at 5 p.m. on Sept. 17 at CottonEyed Joeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 96008 Wades Place, Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $10. Proceeds benefit spay and neutering services. 432-8453. QUIET RIOT, TREE OF LIFE, ZERO-N, SILENCE THE DOUBTFUL, FIXX and ONE NIGHT STAND Metal legends Quiet Riot perform at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. THE BEN Folk duo The Ben perform at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. GREENHOUSE LOUNGE, FLIGHT RISK, LUCKY COSTELLO, VLAD THE INHALER The Blackwater Music Festival pre-party kicks off at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-2473. DYLAN SNEED Americana artist Sneed performs at 8 p.m.

on Sept. 17 at European Street CafĂŠ, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 399-1740. THE POPHEADS These indie rockers perform at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. PIERCE PETTIS, DAVID MILAM Singer-songwriter Pettis performs at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at CafĂŠ Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $12; $15 day of show. 460-9311. BRADY REICH Singer-songwriter Reich performs at 9 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville. 854-6060. ST. AUGUSTINE SINGER-SONGWRITER COMPETITION Local artists battle it out onstage for cash and prizes at 9 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Rendezvous Restaurant, 106 St. George St., St. Augustine. 824-1090. OPIATE EYES, NEIGHBORS This night of indie rock kicks off at 10:30 p.m. at Shantytown Pub, 22 W. Sixth St., Jacksonville. 798-8222. GOLIATH FLORES Multi-instrumentalist Flores performs at 7 p.m. on Sept. 18 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. STEREOSIDE, IN WHISPERS, UNCROWNED, SHOTGUN HARBOUR, BLOW IT UP and FROM US CAME KNOWLEDGE Local rockers Stereoside perform at 6 p.m. on Sept. 18 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. FLEET FOXES with THE WALKMEN Indie folk kings Fleet Foxes perform at 8 p.m. on Sept. 20 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $31.50 and $36.50. 355-2787. ATMOSPHERE, BLUEPRINT, EVIDENCE Progressive hip-hop artists Atmosphere perform at 8 p.m. on Sept. 20 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $22. 246-2473. TAB BENOIT Bluesman Benoit performs at 10 p.m. on Sept. 20 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20. 247-6636.

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BUCKETHEAD, STS9, EOTO Sept. 22-24, Spirit of Suwannee Music Park SEAN McGUINNESS, KEITH HARKIN Sept. 22, Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub THE LEGENDARY JCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sept. 23, Mojo Kitchen JJ GREY SOLO ACOUSTIC Sept. 24, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MATT POND PA, ROCKY VOLOLATO Sept. 24, CafĂŠ Eleven LUPE FIASCO, TINIE TEMPAH Sept. 24, St. Augustine Amphitheatre LANGHORNE SLIM, WOBBLY TOMS Sept. 27, CafĂŠ Eleven ENTER THE HAGGIS Sept. 28, CafĂŠ Eleven RED AFTERNOON Sept. 30, Mojo Kitchen LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM Oct. 3, The Florida Theatre TAPES â&#x20AC;&#x2122;N TAPES, HOWLER, SUNBEARS! Oct. 5, CafĂŠ Eleven 3 DOORS DOWN, THEORY OF A DEADMAN, POPEVIL Oct. 5, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THOMAS WYNN & THE BELIEVERS, GRANDPAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COUGH MEDICINE Oct. 7, Mojo Kitchen JUNIOR BOYS Oct. 7, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall PETER FRAMPTON Oct. 7, St. Augustine Amphitheatre GLITCH MOB Oct. 7, Freebird Live DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE Oct. 7, The Florida Theatre RALPH STANLEY Oct. 8, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall IRATION, TOMORROWS BAD SEEDS Oct. 8, Freebird Live WANDA JACKSON Oct. 12, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall DURAN DURAN, NEON TREES Oct. 13, St. Augustine Amphitheatre GALEN KIPAR, SALTWATER GRASS Oct. 13, Mojo Kitchen AN HORSE Oct. 15, Underbelly JACKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S MANNEQUIN Oct. 15, Freebird Live NEW PORNOGRAPHERS Oct. 16, Freebird Live REV. HORTON HEAT, SUPERSUCKERS Oct. 17, Freebird Live ELECTRIC SIX, KITTEN Oct. 19, Jack Rabbits UNDEROATH, COMEBACK KID Oct. 19, Freebird Live REGINA CARTER Oct. 20, The Florida Theatre BIG D & THE KIDS TABLE Oct. 21, Jack Rabbits HEAVY PETS Oct. 21, Mojo Kitchen SHANE DWIGHT, THE ERIC CULBERSON BAND Oct. 22, Mojo Kitchen TV ON THE RADIO Oct. 23, The Florida Theatre EASTON CORBIN Oct. 27, Mavericks LEDISI Oct. 27, The Florida Theatre GUITAR SHORTY Oct. 27, Mojo Kitchen COREY SMITH Oct. 28, The Florida Theatre

ZAC BROWN BAND Oct. 28, Veterans Memorial Arena THE GIN BLOSSOMS Oct. 29, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MOMMIES LITTLE MONSTERS Oct. 29, Freebird Live YOUTH BRIGADE, OLD MAN MARKLEY Oct. 31, CafĂŠ Eleven SOCIAL DISTORTION Nov. 1, Plush NIGHT RANGER Nov. 3, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall LIGHTNIN MALCOLM, CAMERON KIMBROUGH Nov. 4, Mojo Kitchen QUEENSRYCHE Nov. 10, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall TAYLOR SWIFT Nov. 11, Veterans Memorial Arena THE NIGHTHAWKS Nov. 11, Mojo Kitchen BEAR CREEK MUSIC FEST Nov. 11-13, Spirit of Suwannee Music Park NNENNA FREELON & EARL KLUGH Nov. 11, Church of the Good Shepherd JOHN FOGERTY Nov. 12, St. Augustine Amphitheatre THE FAB FOUR Nov. 17, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall AGNOSTIC FRONT Nov. 17, Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit RIDERS IN THE SKY Nov. 18, The Florida Theatre FUSEBOX FUNK Nov. 19, Mojo Kitchen CRO-MAGS Nov. 19, Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit TRAPPED UNDER ICE Nov. 22, Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit MAC MILLER, PAC DIV, CASEY VEGGIES Nov. 23, The Florida Theatre COL. BRUCE HAMPTON Nov. 23, Mojo Kitchen JOE LOUIS WALKER Dec. 1, Mojo Kitchen JIMMY THACKERY Dec. 10, Mojo Kitchen SKILLREX, 12th PLANET, TWO FRESH Dec. 11, Freebird Live JJ GREY & MOFRO, YANKEE SLICKERS Dec. 29, Mavericks MICHAEL FEINSTEIN Feb. 2, The Florida Theatre THE AHN TRIO Feb. 10, The Florida Theatre WYNTON MARSALIS March 4, The Florida Theatre ANOUSHKA SHANKAR March 22, The Florida Theatre

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BEECH STREET GRILL, 801 Beech St., 277-3662 John Springer on Fri. & Sat., every other Thur. Barry Randolph on Sun. CAFE KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269 Live music in the courtyard at 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., at 5 p.m. every Sun.

DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Live music every weekend GENNAROâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., 491-1999 Live jazz from 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. Third St., 321-2324 Dan Voll from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Live music every weekend INDIGO ALLEY, 316 Centre St., 261-7222 Dan Voll & the Alley Cats at 8 p.m. every Sat. Frankieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Jazz Jam at 7:30 p.m. every Tue. Open mic at 7 p.m. every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;KANEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S IRISH PUB, 318 Centre St., 261-1000 Dan Voll at 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Turner London Band at 8:30 p.m. every Thur., Fri. & Sat. THE PALACE SALOON & SHEFFIELDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 BSP Unplugged every Tue. & Sun. Wes Cobb every Wed. DJ Heavy Hess, Hupp & Rob every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. DJ Miguel Alvarez in Sheffieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s every Fri. DJ Heavy Hess every Sat. Cason every Mon. PLAE, 80 Amelia Circle, Amelia Island Plantation, 277-2132 Gary Ross from 7-11 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 Cason at 2 p.m. at the tiki bar every Sat. & Sun. THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Kent Kirby on Sept. 13. Andy Haney on Sept. 16 & 19. Reggie Lee on Sept. 17 & 20. Richard Stratton on Sept. 22. DJ Roc at 5 p.m. every Wed.

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

AJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAR & GRILLE, 10244 Atlantic Blvd., 805-9060 DJ Sheryl every Thur., Fri. & Sat. DJ Mike every Tue. & Wed. Karaoke every Thur. MEEHANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TAVERN, 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5, 551-7076 Karaoke every Wed. Live music every Fri. Open mic every Wed. MVPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. PLUSH, RAIN, LAVA, 845 University Blvd. N., 745-1845 DJ Massive spins top 40 in Rain every Wed., DJs spin Latin every Fri.; house & techno in Z-Bar every Fri. TONINOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TRATTORIA & MARTINI BAR, 7001 Merrill Rd., 743-3848 Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams at 6 p.m. every Fri. Signature String Quartet every Sat. VIP LOUNGE, 7707 Arlington Expressway, 619-8198 Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Wed. Reggae every Thur. Live music every Fri. Old school jams every Sat. A DJ spins every Sun.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet every Wed. Goliath Flores and Sam Rodriguez every Thur. Bush Doctors every 1st Fri. & Sat. Live jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins vintage every Fri. DJs SuZiRok, LowKill & Mowgli spin for Chillwave Madness every Mon. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke with Dave Thrash every Wed. DJ 151 spins hip hop, R&B, old-school every Thur. DJ Catharsis spins lounge beats every 1st & 4th Sat. Patrick Evan & CoAlition every Industry Sun. MOJO NO. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., 381-6670 Live music every Fri. & Sat. TOM & BETTYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

THE COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Roy Luis spins new & vintage original house at 9 p.m. every Thur. MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Tue. & Wed. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636 DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri. TONY Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S NEW YORK PIZZA & RESTAURANT, 8358 Point Meadows Dr., 322-7051 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri.

BEACHES

(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) THE ATLANTIC, 333 N. First St., 249-3338 The Infader spins every Wed. DJ Wes Reed spins every Thur. DJ Jade spins old wave & â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s retro, SilverStar spins hip hop every Fri. DJ Wes Reed spins â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s, old school, remixes & mashups, Capone spins top 40 & dance faves every Sat. BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD, 120 S. Third St., 444-8862 Kurt Lanham sings classical island music every Fri.-Sun. BILLYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BOATHOUSE, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Live music at 5:30 p.m. on Sept. 14. Mr. Sunshine at 5:30 p.m. on Sept. 15. Live music on Sept. 16. Bozman Music at 5:30 p.m. on Sept. 17. Billy Bowers at noon, live music at 4:30 p.m. on

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Blues Power: The Amelia Island Blues Festival is held from 3:30-10:30 p.m. on Sept. 16 and 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at the Main Beach Access, 2459 Sadler Road, Fernandina Beach. Performers include Conrad Oberg (pictured), Willie â&#x20AC;&#x153;Big Eyesâ&#x20AC;? Smith and The David Gerald Band. Tickets are $15; $25 for a two-day pass. 310-6153. ameliaislandbluesfest.com Sept. 18. The Benn for open mic every Wed. BLUES ROCK CAFE, 831 N. First St., 249-0007 Live music every weekend. THE BRASSERIE, 1312 Beach Blvd., 249-5800 Live music every Wed. & Thur. BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ Anonymous every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Live music every Wed. DJ IBay every Fri. & Sat. Charlie Walker every Sun. CARIBBEE KEY, 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach, 270-8940 Barrett Jockers on Sept. 13. Mark Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Quinn on Sept. 14. Alex Seier on Sept. 15. Alex Seier & Peter Dearing Band on Sept. 16 & 17. Live music on Sept. 18 CASA MARINA, 691 First St. N., 270-0025 Cloud 9 on Sept. 14. Johnston Duo on Sept. 21 COPPER TOP, 1712 Beach Blvd., 249-4776 Karaoke with Billy

McMahan from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Open mic every Wed. THE COURTYARD, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Tammerlin at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16 CRAB CAKE FACTORY, 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza, 247-9880 Live jazz with Pierre & Co. every Wed. CULHANEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Dublin City Ramblers at 7 p.m. on Sept. 13. Red Afternoon Band at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 16. Johnston Duo on Sept. 17 DICKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WINGS & GRILL, 311 Third St. N., 853-5004 Live music at 9 p.m. on Sept. 18. Open mic every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Reggae every Sun. Karaoke every Mon. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur. EUROPEAN STREET, 992 Beach Blvd., 249-3001 The Evans

Acoustic Duo from 5-8 p.m. on Sept. 18 FIONN MACCOOLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S IRISH PUB, 333 First St. N., 242-9499 Live music every Tue.-Sun. FLYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Nate Holley every Mon. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. King Eddie reggae every Sun. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Northe, The Holidazed and Rachel Warfield on Sept. 16. Greenhouse Lounge, Flight Risk, Lucky Costello and Vlad the Inhaler at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17. Atmosphere, Blueprint and Evidence at 8 p.m. on Sept. 20 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Dave Hendershott at 9:30 p.m. on Sept. 14. Mark Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Quinn at 8 p.m. on Sept. 15. Brady Reich on Sept. 16. Jimmy Solari on Sept. 17 LILLIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. LYNCHâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Blistur on Sept. 16 & 17. Wits End on Sept. 18. Split Tone at 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Nate Holley Band every Wed. Ryan Campbell every Thur. Video DJ & Karaoke every Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 270-0801 Live music at 3 p.m. every Sun. Open mic at 5 p.m. every Wed. DJ Jason hosts Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 Bread & Butter on Sept. 14. Groovy Dog on Sept. 16. Danka on Sept. 17. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 Neil Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur. MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 The Chris Duarte Group on Sept. 16. Tab Benoit at 10 p.m. on Sept. 20. The Legendary JCs on Sept. 23 MONKEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Live music nightly NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Live music every weekend

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THE PIER RESTAURANT, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 Code Red on Sept. 24. Darren Corlew from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Ron Perry on Sept. 14. Yankee Slickers on Sept. 15. Retro Katz on Sept. 16 & 17. The Storytellers on Sept. 16 RITZ LOUNGE, 139 Third Ave. N., 246-2255 DJ Jenn Azana every Wed.-Sat. DJ Ibay every Sun. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Open mic on Sept. 13. Buck Smith on Sept. 14. Fish Out of Water on Sept. 15. Dune Dogs on Sept. 16 & 17. Billy & Trevor on Sept. 18. Billy Bowers on Sept. 19. Live music every Wed.-Mon. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

DOWNTOWN

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BURRO BAR, 228 E. Forsyth St., 353-4692 Th’Empires and Buttonhoof on Sept. 15. The Ruins, The Shakers, Grabbag, Konami Code and DigDog on Sept. 16. Zlam Dunk, Greys and Raley Creek on Sept. 18. DJ Tin Man spins reggae & dub every Tue. DJ SuZi-Rok spins synthpop, dance punk, neo-pyschedelia, dream pop, lo-fi, shoe-gaze, post-punk, emo, indie-electronica, glam electro, electro-punk, noise rock and garage every Thur. $Big Bucks DJ Crew$ every Sat. Bert No Shirt & Uncle Jesse every Sun. DJ Chef Rocc spins hip hop & soul every Sun. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Live music every Tue. & Thur. Smooth Jazz Lunch at 11 a.m., Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. CLUB TSI, 333 E. Bay St. Live music every weekend DE REAL TING CAFE, 128 W. Adams St., 633-9738 DJs Mix Master Prince, Pete, Stylish, Big Bodie play reggae, calypso, R&B, hip hop and top 40 every Fri. & Sat. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 Tom Bennett Band from 7 p.m.-mid. on Sept. 16. Plan D from 7 p.m.-mid. on Sept. 17. George Aspinall Band from 4-8 p.m. on Sept. 18

THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 356-1110 Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Bryan Ripper on Sept. 14. Charlie Walker on Sept. 16. Nate Holley on Sept. 16. Groovy Dog on Sept. 17. Captain Redbeard & Stinky E on Sept. 18. Open mic every Tue. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on Sept. 14. Live music at 9 p.m. on Sept. 15. Mr. & Mrs. Smith at 5 p.m., Something Distant at 9:30 p.m. on Sept. 16. Gary Stewart at 5 p.m., Something Distant at 9:30 p.m. on Sept. 17. Pili Pili on the deck at 5 p.m. on Sept. 18. DJ BG every Mon.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Hot Action Cop, Don’t Keep Us A Secret, Man-De-Lore, Tape Deck Revolution and The Ethics on Sept. 15. Pat Travers, None Like Us, Kymystry, Quasi Mojo and Sweet Alice at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16. Quiet Riot, Tree Of Life, Zero-N, Silence The Doubtful, Fixx and One Night Stand on Sept. 17. Stereoside, In Whispers, Uncrowned, Shotgun

Harbour, Blow It Up and From Us Came Knowledge on Sept. 18 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Grimm White Steed on Sept. 16 & 17. DJ Jack spins for Karaoke dance party every Tue. & Sun. DJ Two3 spins for ladies nite every Wed. DJ Two4 spins every Thur. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Spektra at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 16. The Karaoke Dude at 8 p.m. every Mon. Live music outside for Bike Night every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. TKO’S THAI HUT, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 46, 647-7546 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-2 a.m. on Sept. 14

JULINGTON CREEK, NW ST. JOHNS

HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE, 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 683-1964 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN

AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry & John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-1 p.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff every Fri. & Sat. THE NEW ORLEANS CAFE, 12760 San Jose Blvd., 880-5155 Jazz on the Deck 7-10 p.m. with Sleepy’s Connection every Tue. Open mic with Biker Bob at 7:30 p.m. every Thur. Les B. Fine at 1 p.m. every Reggae Sun. Creekside Songwriters Showcase at 7 p.m. on the last Wed. each month RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Craig Hand every Sat. Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri.

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every Fri. & Sat. John Earle every Mon. DJ Mikeology every Thur. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Karaoke from 7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Aaron Sheeks on Sept. 14. Clayton Bush on Sept. 15. DiCarlo “D-Lo” Thompson on Sept. 16. Brady Reich on Sept. 17 MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Open mic nite every Tue. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Parkway N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music every Tue.-Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 Chris Cagle and Eric Paslay at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14. Fuel on Sept. 21. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Mon.

Electro jam kings Greenhouse Lounge (pictured) are in along with Flight Risk, Lucky Costello and Vlad the Inhaler at Blackwater Music Festival pre-party at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $8. 246-2473.

TREE STEAKHOUSE, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 262-0006 Boril Ivanov Trio at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum at 7 p.m. every Fri.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Out of Hand on Sept. 16 & 17. DJ Waldo every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar every Wed. Buck Smith Project every Mon.

PALATKA

DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 David Michael MadDog Angleton at 6 p.m. on Sept. 14. Billy Buchanan at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 17. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. Garage Band at 8 p.m. every Fri. Jam & open mic at 4 p.m. every Biker Sunday.

PONTE VEDRA

NINETEEN at Sawgrass, 110 Championship Way, 273-3235 Time2Swing at 6 p.m. every Thur. Strings of Fire every Sat. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 High Tides of Jazz at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 15. Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 DJ Dots every Tue. Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. METRO, 2929 Plum St., 388-8719 DJ Chadpole every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke with KJ Rob every Sun., Mon. & Tue. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Mat Kearny and Leagues at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14. A Call For Kylie, Paint Me Irrational, A Love Not Lost, Lovemedia and Jacob Spangler at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17 WALKERS, 2692 Post St., 894-7465 Jax Arts Collaborative every Tue. Patrick & Burt every Wed. DJ Jeremiah every Thur. Acoustic every Thur.-Sat. Dr. Bill & His Solo Practice of Music at 5 p.m. every Fri.

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Will Pearsall on Sept. 15. Those Guys on Sept. 16 & 17 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Smokin Joe on Sept. 13. The Pickled Beats at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 16. Fear Buile at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 17. Karaoke at 8 p.m. on Sept. 18 THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on Sept. 16. DJ Alex for Karaoke

at 9 p.m. on Sept. 17. A DJ spins for Alt Nite on Sept. 18. Songwriters open mic night with TJ Ward every Mon. CAFE ELEVEN, 540 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 Dan Andriano, Dave Hause and Beau Crum on Sept. 16. Pierce Pettis and David Milam on Sept. 17 CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 Humanzee at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16. Billy Buchanan at 2 p.m., Midlife Crisis at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17. Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on Sept. 18 CHICAGO PIZZA & BAKERY, 107 Natures Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700 Greg Flowers hosts open-mic and jazz piano from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. CONCH HOUSE LOUNGE, 57 Comares Ave., 829-8646 Brad Newman at 6 p.m. on Sept. 15. LoriAnn at 3, Jerry Melfi at 7:30 p.m. on Sept. 16. Humanzee & Preston Pohl at 3, Jim Asalta at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17. 418 Band from 3-7 p.m. on Sept. 18 CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at noon every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Mike Hart Trio at 9 p.m. on Sept. 16 & 17. John Winters at 1 p.m. on Sept. 18. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. THE REEF, 4100 Coastal Hwy., Vilano Beach, 824-8008 Richard Kuncicky from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. every Sun. SANGRIAS PIANO BAR, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Soul Searchers every Wed. Jim Asalta every Thur. Jazz every Fri. The Housecats every Sat. Sunny & the Flashbacks every Sun. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex hosts Karaoke every Mon. THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Spanky the Band at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 16 & 17. Mark Hart every Mon.Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur. ZHANRAS, 108 Anastasia Blvd., 823-3367 Deron Baker & Soulo every Tue. DJ Cep spins ’80s & disco every Sun. Vinny Jacobs open mic every Mon.

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN

AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Karaoke every Wed. & Fri. Live music every College Nite Thur. Guitarist Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. Salsa every Sun. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. THE GRAPE, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-7111 Live music

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Wishing Well and Chris Milam at 8 p.m. on Sept. 15. Jazz every 2nd Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. DJ Omar spins dance every Fri. DJs Harry, Rico & Nestor spin salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Sunbears! and Le Blorr on Sept. 15. Supervillains, Bubbly Joe and The Biz on Sept. 16. Think Happy Thoughts, Personnes, The Popheads, Shotgun Harbor and Dustin Humbert on Sept. 17 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square & Band of Destiny at 8 p.m. every Mon. John Earle Band every Tue. DJs Wes Reed & Matt Caulder spin indie dance & electro every Wed. Split Tone & DJ Comic every Thur.

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live music from 8-11 p.m. every Tue., Wed. & Thur. Piano Bar with Will Hurley from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., a DJ spins till close every Fri. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. Salsa every Sun. BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic from 7-11 p.m. with Chris Hall every Tue. & every first Sun. Live music at 8 p.m. every Fri., at 6 p.m. every Sat. & at 5 p.m. every Sun. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall at 8 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 398-1717 Dylan Sneed at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17 LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 Rockin’ Roke at 8 p.m. on Sept. 15. VJ Shotgun at 9 p.m., Whyte Python at 10 p.m. on Sept. 16. Three Headed Stepchild at 8:15 p.m., VJ Josh Frazetta at 10 p.m. on Sept. 17. Your Jax Music open mic every Wed. Whyte Python every Flashback Fri.

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Painted Horse Band on Sept. 16 & 17. Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. with DJ Dave. Open mic every Wed. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Mr. Natural at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16. Mile Train at 3 p.m., Mr. Natural at 8 p.m. on Sept. 17. The backwoods Boys at 4 p.m. on Sept. 18. Live music every Fri. & Sat. FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Big Engine every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL, 13141 City Station Drive, 696-0802 Live music every weekend SKYLINE SPORTSBAR & LOUNGE, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Al Monte at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16. The Ben at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17. Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on Sept. 18 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic at 8 p.m. every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music at 8 p.m. every Sat.

To be included in the live music listing, send all the vitals — time, date, location with street address, city, admission price and contact number — to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com. Live music listings are included on a space-available basis.

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EVENTS

EVENINGS AT WHITNEY Whitney Laboratory for Marine Bioscience begins its monthly lecture series at 7 p.m. on Sept. 15 at its Lab Center, 9505 Ocean Shore Blvd., Marineland. Dr. Julie Johnson and V. Ravi Chandran discuss “Your DNA, your medicines and you.” Admission is free. 461-4000. whitney.ufl.edu FLAGLER FORUM The Flagler College Forum on Government and Public Policy Series begins with Carol Stevens, Managing Editor, USA Today, at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Flagler College Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Admission is free. 819-6400. SAWGRASS WINE FESTIVAL The annual wine-tasting event is held Sept. 15-18 at various venues throughout Ponte Vedra Beach. Dinners, seminars and tastings are featured. Tickets range from $15-$140. sawgrasswinefestival.com JAX DANCING WITH THE STARS The Jacksonville Children’s Chorus and A Social Affair Dance Studio present Jacksonville’s Dancing with the Stars at 7 p.m. on Sept. 17 at the Times-Union Center for Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Local celebs perform with pros for votes, which are $1 each. Proceeds benefit the Children’s Chorus. Tickets are $25, $50, $75 and $150. 821-1010. asocialaffair.net/jcc JACKSONVILLE FAIR YOUTH HORSE SHOW The Greater Jacksonville Agricultural Fair holds the 47th annual 4-H & FFA Youth Horse Show at 9 a.m. on Sept. 17 at Jacksonville Equestrian Center, at Jacksonville Equestrian Center, 13611 Normandy Blvd. Jumping courses, barrel racing, educational activities, pony rides and arts and crafts are featured. Admission is free. 353-0535. jacksonvillefair.com ROLLIN’ ON THE RIVER The annual car and truck show is held from 8 a.m.-2 p.m. on Sept. 17 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., downtown. Hundreds of cars of all makes and models are on display and live music, prizes, raffles and a 50/50 drawing are featured. Registration is $30. Proceeds benefit Ronald McDonald House Charities. 268-6684. MEALS ON WHEELS FOR PETS The third annual Rollin’ on the River Meals on Wheels for Pets fundraiser, a twilight cruise with live entertainment, food and wine is held at 6 p.m. on Sept. 18 at Amelia River Cruises, 1 N. Front St., Fernandina Beach. Gray Edenfield and Dan Voll perform. Tickets are $30. 261-9972. ameliarivercruises.com MUSIC BY THE SEA The free concert series continues with classic rockers Penguin Teeth from 7-9 p.m. on Sept. 14 at the Pier & Pavilion, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Each week, an area restaurant offers meals for less than $10. The series runs each Wed. through Sept. 28. 471-1686. staugbchcivicassoc.com COSMIC CONCERTS Laser shows are Lasermania at 5 p.m., Laser Beatles at 6 p.m., Laser U2 at 7 p.m. and Laser Led Zeppelin at 8 p.m. on Sept. 16 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Geej Langlois, John Longbottom and Isabella Parole appear on Sept. 17 at Riverside Arts Market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. Local and regional artists and a farmers market are featured from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. Admission is free. 554-6865. riversideartsmarket.com

POLITICS & ACTIVISM

FREE SKILLS TRAINING JCCI presents “Building Consensus and Facilitation” from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Sept. 13 at JCCI Conference Room, 2434 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. JCCI’s President and CEO Ben Warner, and Dawn Gilman, Executive Director of Jacksonville’s Emergency Services and Homeless Coalition, discuss what it takes to become an experienced consensus builder. Register online at community.jcci.org LEGAL AID FREE CLINICS Jacksonville Area Legal Aid offers free clinics, with no appointment necessary, at 126 W. Adams St., Jacksonville. Topics are: Bankruptcy at 5 p.m. on the first Thur. each month; Consumer Rights at 5 p.m. on the first Wed. each month; Emancipation at 5 p.m. on the first Wed. each month; Child Support Modification at 5:30 p.m. on the second Thur. of each month; Dissolution of Marriage at 5:30 p.m. on the fourth Thur. of each month. Small Claims Court at 5:30 p.m. on the second Tue. of each month at Duval County Courthouse, 330 E. Bay St., Room 505, Jacksonville. The Foreclosure and Home Ownership clinic requires a sign-up, call 356-8371 ext. 362. In Nassau County, a Consumer Law Clinic is offered at the Nassau County Courthouse in Yulee. A sign-up is required; call (904) 356-8371, ext. 307. jaxlegalaid.org

JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on Sept. 15 in the Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-1273.

COMMUNITY INTEREST

AFFAIR IN THE SQUARE Performances, art showings and wine tastings are featured from 6-9 p.m. on Sept. 15 at San Marco Square, 1999 San Marco Blvd., San Marco. Charles Martin reads and signs his book and We 3 Swing performs. Bring gently used books to participating shops and boutiques and receive 20 percent off your purchase. Books will be donated to the Jacksonville Public Library. 396-7597. BBQ & BLUEGRASS The second annual fundraiser is held from 5-8 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Cotton-Eyed Joe’s, 96008 Wades Place, Fernandina Beach. Dr Jim & Tina O’Brien Band performs. A silent auction and barbecue are featured. Tickets are $10. Proceeds benefit Rescuing Animals In Nassau Humane Society SPCA. 432-8453. COMMUNITY READ The Jacksonville Public Library and Community Connections present “The Community Read: Jacksonville Turns a Page Together,” a communitywide effort to encourage everyone to read the same book at the same time. Co-authored by Kevin Salwen and his daughter, Hannah, “The Power of Half — One Family’s Decision to Stop Taking and Start Giving Back” is the selected book, copies of which are available at every library. The Read runs through Oct. 20. 630-2665. jaxpubliclibrary. org/powerofhalf RUNWAY FOR SAFETY The Betty Griffin House annual benefit luncheon and fashion show is held at 11 a.m. on Sept. 13 at Marriott Resort, Ponte Vedra Beach. Tickets are $50. The featured speaker is Deborah Gianoulis. Celebrities modeling include Mary Baer, Richard Nunn, and Jaguar Roar cheerleaders Kalli, La’Farrah and TaJonda. For reservations, call 543-1086. KOMEN FUNDRAISER The tapping of Oktoberfest Bier is held from 6-8 p.m. on Sept. 14 at Ragtime Tavern, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. A Pink Plate Special buffet ($5 donation) and a raffle are featured. Ron Perry performs. Proceeds benefit the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure. 241-7877 WOMEN’S LUNCHEONS The Athena Cafe Luncheon presents LaunchPad: Exploring Entrepreneurial Options, from noon-1 p.m. on Sept. 22 at FSCJ’s administrative offices, Boardroom 405, 501 W. State St., Jacksonville. Brownbaggers are welcome; an optional catered lunch is $10. For reservations, call 256-6987. Weight Loss for Women: What Works is the topic for a Nassau County luncheon held from noon-1 p.m. on Sept. 22 at Amelia Island Museum of History, Conference Room, 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach. Box lunches may be purchased for $11 and must be prepaid. 277-7365. STOPLIGHT PARTY Dress in the color that best describes your relationship status: red=taken, yellow=maybe and green=single. This fundraiser is held from 7-10 p.m. on Sept. 15 at Fionn MacCool’s Irish Pub, 333 First St. N., Jax Beach. A $10 ticket includes appetizers and a drink. A raffle is featured. Proceeds benefit cystic fibrosis. 242-9499. ON THE PINK CARPET This fundraiser is held from 5-8 p.m. on Sept. 15 at Suite, 14880 Big Island Drive, Ste. 1, St. Johns Town Center. Admission is $20. Proceeds benefit The Donna Foundation. 493-9305. THIRD ON THIRD The Third Friday on Third Street presents marine biologist Andrea Margiotta, discussing the natural wonders of our local marine ecosystems, at 6 p.m. on Sept. 16 at Baker Hall, Amelia Island Museum of History, 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach. Admission is free for members, $5 for non-members. 261-7378 ext. 102. ameliamuseum.org SHANNON MILLER FOUNDATION The U.S. Olympic Committee has chosen the Shannon Miller Foundation Running Club, the only finalist from Florida in the “Friendship” category, to be voted for a $12,000 grant through Facebook. “Like” the U.S. Olympic Team, and then you can vote once per category, per day. By 11:59:59 p.m. (ET) on Sept. 18, the two videos in each category with the most votes will receive the $12,000 grant. Go to facebook. com/USOlympicTeam?sk=app_135553126535224 DANCE FOR JAX GUINNESS RECORD Help set a record for the largest ballroom dance class at 3:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Prime Osborn Convention Center, 1000 Water St., Jacksonville. Admission is $25 for dancers, $10 for spectators. Proceeds benefit Wounded Warrior Project. 704-7635. danceforjax.com WOMEN’S CONFERENCE This conference is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Sept. 17 at

Clean it up! The GTM Research Reserve holds an International Coastal Cleanup on Sept. 17 from 8-11 a.m. at the Reserve’s Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra, and at Marineland office, 9741 Ocean Shore Blvd., Marineland. 823-4500. gtmnerr.org

Anastasia Island Branch Library, 124 Sea Grove Main St., St. Augustine. Admission is free. To register, call 810-2377. BOY SCOUT POPCORN SALE Boy Scouts of North Florida kick off their annual popcorn sale on Sept. 16, as Scouts sell popcorn to fund Scouting activities. 388-0591. SPANISH AMERICAN WAR COMMEMORATION The Spanish American War is remembered from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on Sept. 17 and from 9 a.m.-noon on Sept. 18 at Ft. Clinch, 2601 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Uniformed interpreters and exhibits of the armament and period military equipment are featured. 277-7274. FREE COMMUNITY SHRED EVENT Shred your documents from 1-3 p.m. on Sept. 14 at 2500 Monument Road, Jacksonville. Limit 10 boxes. 398-3600 ext. 223. RISE FOR LITTLE ZOE An initiative to raise funds for the RISE Program is held at both area Zoës Kitchen restaurants, 240 A1A, Ste. 5, Merchant’s Plaza, Ponte Vedra Beach, 273-1100 and 1661 Riverside Ave., Riverside, 355-9637. The restaurants donate $5 for every dinner for four sold through Sept. 15 to the RISE Program in honor of Zoë Bromberg — granddaughter of Zoës’ namesake and daughter of Clayton and Christy Bromberg of Jacksonville — who was tragically killed in Spain in July. zoeskitchen.com CARING COMMUNITY CONFERENCE The University of North Florida’s Center for Global Health and Medical Diplomacy holds its fifth annual Caring Community Conference, “Northeast Florida: Region of Medical Excellence,” from 8:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. (registration at 8 a.m.) on Sept. 14 at UNF’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. The conference will offer a five-year status report on its successes in improving patient care, fostering growth in health care and bioscience industries, as well as enhancing medical education and research. Admission is free but registration is required. 620-1211. unf.edu/brook/center FLAGLER TOURS The tours are offered at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. daily at Flagler College, located in downtown St. Augustine. Admission is $7 for adults, $5 for St. Augustine residents and $1 for children younger than 12. 819-6400. HOMEOWNER ENERGY UPDATES Homeowners within 200 percent of the poverty guideline can receive free energy efficiency updates to their homes through the Weatherization Assistance Program offered by St. Johns Housing Partnership. Residents interested in the program need a Social Security card, driver’s license, proof of home ownership, current utility bill and proof of income in order to fill out the application. Contact the St. Johns Housing Partnership at 824-0902; in Clay County, call 215-1229. FloridaCommunityDevelopment.org/WAP ALCOHOL VENDOR TRAINING The Nassau Alcohol, Crime and Drug Abatement Coalition, Fernandina Beach Police Department and the Florida Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco offer a free, two-hour course for restaurants and bars on the moral and legal responsibilities associated with alcohol abuse, from 6-8 p.m.

on Sept. 28, at Fernandina Beach Police Department, 1525 Lime St., Fernandina Beach. The retail stores course is held from 6-8 p.m. on Sept. 29. 277-7342.

BOOKS & WRITING

RON WHITTINGTON Whittington reads and signs copies of his book, “Second Strike,” from 6-9 p.m. on Sept. 15 at San Marco Bookstore, 1971 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 396-7597. CARA CURTIN Local author Curtin (Captain Wilson mystery series) signs copies of her books from 2-4 p.m. on Sept. 30 at Books Plus, 107 Centre St., Fernandina Beach. 261-0303. JAMES DUPREE Children’s author Dupree signs copies of his book, “Frisky the Wondercat,” at 7 p.m. on Sept. 13 at The BookMark, 220 First St., Neptune Beach. 241-9026. MEMOIR WRITING CLASS “It’s My Story: I Can’t Take It with Me” is held from noon-1:30 p.m. on Sept. 13 and 27 at St. Johns County Council on Aging Senior Center, 148 Canal Blvd., Palm Valley. 280-3233.

COMEDY

TIM WILSON The Comedy Zone features All Stars at 8 p.m. on Sept. 13 and 14. Tim Wilson appears at 8 p.m. on Sept. 15 and 16 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Sept. 17 at 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10-$17. 292-4242. JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Jody White and Carmen Morales appear at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 17 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $12. 461-8843. LATITUDE 30 COMEDY Dave Williamson and John Wynn are featured at 8 p.m. on Sept. 16 and 17 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside. Tickets are $13. 365-5555. COMEDY SHOWCASE Jacksonville Comedy Collective’s Chris Buck hosts an open mic showcase at 8:30 p.m. on Sept. 15 at Hammer Hall, 1271 King St., Jacksonville. 240-1011. ORLANDO SADSARIN Sadsarin appears at 9 p.m. every Sun. at The Norm, 2952 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville. 384-9929.

UPCOMING

HISPANIC HERITAGE FESTIVAL Oct. 1, Palencia Club, St. Augustine JAGS VS. SAINTS Oct. 2, EverBank Field JAX FILM FESTIVAL, Oct. 13-16 FOLIO WEEKLY’S OKTOBERFEST Oct. 15 28TH ANNUAL CARING CHEFS Oct. 23, The Avenues Mall FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK Nov. 2, downtown Jacksonville GREATER JACKSONVILLE AGRICULTURAL FAIR Nov. 2-13,

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Fairgrounds JAGS VS. TEXANS Nov. 27, EverBank Field A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS, Nov. 30, The Florida Theatre

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS INTERNATIONAL COASTAL CLEANUP The GTM Research Reserve holds an International Coastal Cleanup from 8-11 a.m. on Sept. 17 at the Reserve’s Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra, and at Marineland office, 9741 Ocean Shore Blvd., Marineland. 823-4500. gtmnerr.org SPIDERS A ranger discusses local arachnids at 2 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Ribault Club, Ft. George Island Cultural State Park, 11241 Ft. George Road, Ft. George Island. Admission is free. 251-2320. floridastateparks.org WOMEN’S RUGBY The team holds fall practice from 7-9 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 9A/Baymeadows Regional Park, 8000 Baymeadows Road E., Jacksonville. No experience is necessary. jaxwomensrugby.com SAVAGE ANCIENT SEAS This exhibit features fossils of marine animals from the collection of paleontologist Mike Triebold at Museum of Science and History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. 3967062. “The Shell: 530 Million Years of Inspired Design“ runs through Sept. 18. “Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure” runs through Oct. 30. themosh.org

BUSINESS

DOWNTOWN VISION A new member reception is held from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Sept. 13 at Jacksonville Regional Chamber of Commerce, 3 Independent Drive W., Jacksonville. 366-660. opportunityjacksonville.com A Nonprofit Organizations Workshop: Proposal Writing Basics is held from 3 p.m.-mid. on Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Main Library, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. Registration is required. 630-2665. jpl.coj.net CHAMBER BEFORE HOURS The Ponte Vedra Chamber of Commerce holds a breakfast at 7:30 a.m. on Sept. 14 at Elizabeth’s Café, 1500 Sawgrass Village Drive, Ponte Vedra. Admission is $5 for members; $10 for nonmembers. 285-2004. SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Mayor Alvin Brown is the featured speaker at noon on Sept. 14 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559.

KIDS

SESAME STREET LIVE “ELMO’S SUPER HEROES” Super Grover, Elmo and the Fabulous Five Zoe, Abby Cadabby, Telly Monster and Zoe’s pet rock Rocco are all on hand at 7 p.m. on Sept. 16, 10:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. on Sept. 17 and at 1 p.m. & 4:30 p.m. on Sept. 18 at the Times-Union Center for Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets $12, $18 and $25. 630-3900.

STORY TIME This free program is held from 10:30-11 a.m. every first and third Sat. at Amelia Island Museum of History, 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach. 261-7378.

CLASSES & GROUPS

HEALING THROUGH NATURE This interactive class is held from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on Sept. 17 at Maggie’s Herb Farm, 11400 C.R. 13, St. Augustine. The $40 fee includes all materials. 829-0722. maggiesherbfarm.com PEAR MARMALADE CLASS Jacksonville Canning Center and Duval County Extension Services hold pear marmalade classes at 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. on Sept. 19 at DCES Building, 1010 N. McDuff Ave., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. 255-7450. MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS New meditation class series, Meaningful Relationships: Overcoming obstacles at home and at work, are held at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14, 21 and 28 at Maitreya Kadampa Buddhist Center, 85 Sailfish Dr, Atlantic Beach. Donation $9 ($5 students). 222-8531. MeditationInJacksonville.org WOMEN’S WORKSHOP A free personal growth workshop, “The Assertive Woman,” is held at 6 p.m. and a self-esteem workout is at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14 at FSCJ’s Deerwood Center, Room G-1708, 9911 Old Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville. “Creating Healthy Relationships” is held at 6 p.m., “Stress Busters” at 7 p.m. on Sept. 15. 256-6985. DANCE TONIGHT Dance Energy classes are held at 7 p.m. on Sept. 14, 21 and 28 at Dance Tonight, 2177 Kingsley Ave., Orange Park. An open house is held at 8 p.m. on Sept. 15 and 29. 276-1515. DanceTonightOrangePark.com COMMUNITY HOSPICE Community Hospice of Northeast Florida offers support groups and grief workshops held at various times throughout the area. For details and reservations, call 407-6330. SQUARE DANCE CLUB The Seabreeze Square Dance Club holds an open house at 7 p.m. on Sept. 20 and 27 at Arlington Presbyterian Church, 1300 Sprinkle Drive, Jacksonville. 708-3273, 779-7626. REFLEXOLOGY SEMINAR Learn the history, theory and benefits of reflexology from 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. on Sept. 25 at University of North Florida’s Student Union, Rm. 3804, Jacksonville. (504) 559-4259. DEPRESSION/BI-POLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE This support group meets every Tuesday from 6-7:30 p.m. at Baptist Medical Center, 800 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. For more information, call 294-5720 or 356-6081. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help. 3586262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168. To list an event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to events@ folioweekly.com or click the link in our Happenings section at folioweekly.com. Listings are included on a spaceavailable basis.

Appetite for Discussion: The Flagler College Forum on Government and Public Policy Series begins with Carol Stevens, Managing Editor of USA Today, lecturing on “America’s Evolving Media Appetite: Today, Tomorrow and the 2012 Election” on Sept. 17 at 7 p.m. at Flagler College Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Admission is free. 819-6400. 48 | FOLIO WEEKLY | SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011

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with champagne vinaigrette. Up next were the trio of individually plated entrées: pan-seared sea scallops with lemon caper beurre blanc, Caribbean jerk seared mahi mahi stuffed with shrimp and jumbo lump crab meat and a crab-stuffed shrimp. Whipped potatoes and asparagus spears accompanied the seafood. Dessert choices were warm bread pudding or chocolate mousse obsession, with a chocolate raspberry sauce. Bite Clubbers left satisfied, sated and seafoodified. Caron Streibich, Bite Club Host and Food Blogger Blog: www.fwbiteclub.com E-mail: biteclub@folioweekly.com www.facebook.com/folioweeklybiteclub

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PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR F Picante offers flavors of Peru and Latin America, served in a contemporary atmosphere. The menu includes authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. B, L & D daily. 464073 S.R. 200, Ste. 2, Yulee. 310-9222. $$ PLAE In Spa & Shops at Omni Amelia Island Plantation, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2010 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SANDOLLAR RESTAURANT & MARINA F Dine inside or on the deck. Snow crab legs, fresh fish, shellfish dishes. FB. L & D, daily. 9716 Heckscher Dr., Ft. George Island. 251-2449. $$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ SNAPPER’S BAR & SEAFOOD GRILL The Amelia Island restaurant offers traditional bar-and-grill fare, including tacos, wraps, sandwiches, soups and burgers, as well as fish, shellfish and steaks. L & D, daily. FB, CM. 960062 Gateway Blvd. 491-6888. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on large oceanview deck. Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp and nightly specials. Late-night menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2010 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

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EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 9070 Merrill. 743-2662. $$ KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi bar, teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $$ MEEHAN’S TAVERN F This Irish pub and restaurant serves beef and Guinness stew, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, traditional lamb stew and jalapeño poppers, made fresh onsite, in a comfy atmosphere. Wifi, HDTVs, non-smoking. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5. 551-7076. $$ NERO’S CAFE F Nero’s serves traditional Italian fare, including seafood, veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$ UNIVERSITY DINERF The popular diner serves familiar breakfast fare and lunch items like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $

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BISCOTTIS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Halfportions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily. 3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Fox has been a Jacksonville landmark for 50-plus years. Owners Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $

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AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned-andoperated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brickoven-baked pizza, and traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. Dine-in or delivered. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ CAFE CONFLUENCE F This European coffeehouse serves Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, burritos. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepdish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F The first four elements are earth, water, air and fire — but here they prepare authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast. CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE F This Lebanese restaurant offers authentic Mediterranean cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $

OMAHA STEAKHOUSE Center-cut beef, fresh seafood and sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere. The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F The menu includes hot dogs with slaw, chili cheese, sauerkraut; and small pizzas. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 8380 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 4. 733-0588. orangetreehotdogs.com $ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a contemporary atmosphere. B/W. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $

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(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.) A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Subs are madeto-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ BEACH BUDS CHICKEN F The family-owned place serves marinated fried or baked chicken: family meals (kids like Peruvian nuggets), giant tenders, in box lunches and as MiniMe sandwiches, along with gizzards, livers, 15 sides and fried or blackened shrimp, fish, conch fritters, deviled crabs. TO. L & D, daily. 1289 Penman Road. 247-2828. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets and Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BLUES ROCK CAFE This blues rock venue offers an oceanfront dining experience, featuring an all-American menu, including crab cakes and wings, served in a relaxed atmosphere in the heart of the Beaches. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 831 N. First St. 249-0007. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ THE BRASSERIE & BAR French/European-style bistro and bar offers coq au vin, French onion soup, fritto misto, Moroccan-style lamb shank. FB. D, Tue.-Sun. 1312 Beach Blvd. 249-5800. $$$ BUDDHA’S BELLY F Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$ BURRITO GALLERY EXPRESS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Gallery’s kid sister at the beach each is mostly take-out; same great chow, fast service. 1333 Third St. N. 242-8226. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican

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items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CARIBBEE KEY F Best of Jax 2010 winner. AmerCaribbean cuisine includes seafood, steaks and sandwiches. Open-air deck bar upstairs; outdoor dining downstairs. FB. L & D, daily. 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach. 270-8940. $$ CASA MARIA F See Springfield. 2429 S. 3rd St. 372-9000. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F (Formerly The Homestead) The menu features Southern favorites like fried chicken, collards, biscuits and cornbread, as well as fresh seafood, steaks, burgers and chops, served in a family atmosphere inside a cozy log cabin. CM, FB. Sunday brunch; L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-4776. $$ CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX F Chef Kahn Vongdara presents an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites. FB. L & D daily. The Factory’s Ashley Hayek is a 2010 Best of Jax winner for Best Bartender. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza. 247-9880. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB Four Culhane sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, featuring Guy Fieri’s (“Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives”) fave items — Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. $$ CYCLONES TEX-MEX CANTINAF This new place offers freshly made Tex-Mex favorites, including fajitas, enchiladas, tacos, burritos, tamales and taco salad. Lunch combos include Mexican rice and beans. FB. L & D, daily. 1222 Third St. S. 694-0488. $$ DICK’S WINGSF This NASCAR-themed place serves 365 varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2010 Best of Jax winner for Best Chicken Wings. 2434 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F This Jax Beach restaurant serves gastropub fare like soups, salads, flatbreads and specialty sandwiches, including BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Daily specials, too. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets, grilled tuna and an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HALA SANDWICH SHOP & BAKERY Authentic Middle Eastern favorites include gyros, shwarma, pita bread, made fresh daily.

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BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1451 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 249-2212. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 Third St. S. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ IGUANA’S CANTINA This new Mexican place offers traditional favorites at moderate prices. CM, FB. Free Wifi and outdoor dining. L & D, daily. 1266 Beach Blvd. 853-6356. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB Best of Jax 2010 winner. The full-service restaurant offers corned beef and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1080 Third St. N. 241-5600. $ MEZZA LUNA RISTORANTE F A Beaches tradition for 20+ years. Favorites are Szechwan ahi tuna, lasagna Bolognese and wood-fired pizza. Inside or patio. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar atmosphere. Favorites are pulled pork, Texas brisket and slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25 years, Monkey’s has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings. Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NORTH BEACH BISTRO Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 Best of Jax 2010 winner. A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.-Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 First St. N. 208-5097. $ PARSONS SEAFOOD RESTAURANT F The family-style restaurant has an outdoor patio and an extensive menu, including the mariner’s platter and the Original Dreamboat. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 904 Sixth Ave. S. 249-0608. $$ THE PIER RESTAURANT This new oceanfront restaurant offers fresh, local fare served on two floors — upstairs, it’s Chef’s Menu, with stuffed flounder, pork tenderloin and appetizers. The downstairs bar and patio offer casual dinner items and daily drink specials. CM, FB. D, daily; L & D, weekends; brunch, Sun. 412 First St. N. 246-6454. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks are

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(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of Contemporary Art, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd. 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ INDOCHINE Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated. Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ JULIETTE’S & J-BAR Serving dinner before (or dessert after) a show. Breakfast buffet. J-Bar serves bistro-inspired small plates. FB. Daily. Omni Hotel, 245 W. Water St. 355-6664. $$$ KOJA SUSHIF Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ OLIO MARKET F The newest addition to the downtown scene offers freshly prepared sandwiches, salads, soups and entrées in an open contemporary environment. Located at the bottom of the Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in the casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late nite for Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ THE SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Mon.-Fri.; L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ ZODIAC GRILLF Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

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CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ HONEY B’S CAFE Breakfast includes omelets, pancakes, French toast. Lunch offers entrée salads, quiches, build-yourown burgers. Peanut butter pie is a favorite. Tea parties every Sat. B & L, daily. 3535 U.S. 17, Ste. 8. 264-7325. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1800 Town Center Pkwy.

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AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Brucci’s offers authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 14035 Beach Blvd. 992-9294. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh promise of benefit seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$ TKO’S THAI HUT F The menu offers Thai fusion dishes, curry dishes, chef’s specials, healthy options and sushi. Dine inside or on the covered patio. FB. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 46. 647-7546. $$ ZAITOON MEDITERRANEAN GRILL Traditional Mediterranean family recipes blend in Spanish, French, Italian and Middle Eastern inspired dishes. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40, Harbour Village. 221-7066. $$

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BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk. 230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA Vino’s Pizza – with four Jacksonville locations – makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, including a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F This seafood place features an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings and pasta. Favorites are ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller, pitas and kabobs. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd. 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd. 880-0020. $ CASA MARIA F See Springfield. L & D, daily. 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd. 619-8186. $$ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$

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GRILL ME! A WEEKLY Q&A WITH PEOPLE IN THE RESTAURANT BIZ

NAME: Sanford and Vicki Gray RESTAURANT: Hot Dog Hut, 1439 S. Third St., Jax Beach BIRTHPLACE: Clarksville, Tenn. YEARS IN THE BUSINESS: 6 months FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): Iguana’s Cantina, Jax Beach FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Grilling (hot dogs and sausages) FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Cajun seasonings. IDEAL MEAL: Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, and yeast rolls. WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: Meatloaf.

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MOST MEMORABLE/CRAZY RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE: Vicki: Being set up on a blind date at my sister’s restaurant, with the man who’s now my husband. INSIDER’S SECRET: A clean establishment and friendly service keeps customers coming back. CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURE: Cherry cobbler with vanilla ice cream.

GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2010 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd. (Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) GOLDEN CORRAL Family-friendly place offers a legendary buffet featuring a variety of familiar favorites as well as new items. B, L & D, daily. 11470 San Jose Blvd. 886-9699. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS The American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30. 880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily. 11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ LET’S NOSH F The authentic Jewish deli offers a full breakfast, lunch, brunch and full-service deli counter. Real New York water bagels, bread baked on site and desserts. CM. B & L, daily. 9850 San Jose Blvd. 683-8346. $ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F See San Marco. 12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, this barbecue place offers made-fromscratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23. 351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Madeto-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

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ARON’S PIZZA F This family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ BLU TAVERN F This restaurant, serving global cuisine, has an

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upscale feel with a casual atmosphere. Favorites include bread pudding and specialty appetizers. Blu also serves pasta dishes, burgers, seafood, pork, beef and steaks. CM, FB. L & D, daily; B, Sat. & Sun. only. 1635 Wells Rd. 644-7731. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches. FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 582 Blanding Blvd. 272-0755. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine, stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS This Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F This family-owned-andoperated restaurant offers gourmet pizzas, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper and (of course) pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, ziti, calzones, linguini, tortellini, ravioli, all made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style. Daily specials. CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F Homemade breads, pizza, white pizza, Homemade breads, pizza, white pizza, calzones and Italian entrees. Voted Best Pizza in Jax by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine includes fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster and vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily. 880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L &

D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers his eclectic cuisine featuring local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2010 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE

AJ’S ON PARK STREET F AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 359-0035. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery offers classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, all made from scratch, including popular petit fours and custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6, Riverside. 389-7117. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery serves pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes — calzone, stromboli, subs, panini — wings, and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ CROSS CREEK See Springfield. 850 S. Lane Ave. 783-9579. $$ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-andgo sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JACKSONS GRILL The locally owned spot’s original menu has fried pickle chips, Rockin’ Ranch burgers, gumbo, sandwiches. BW, TO. B, L & D, daily. 1522 King St. 384-8984. $$ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare is prepared with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily, along with a large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON THE PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating. 920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ This café in Riverside Publix Plaza features a variety of sushi, including the popular Monster Roll and the

Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. 384-2888. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ TWO DOORS DOWN F Former Tad’s owner offers traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WALKERS This nightspot has a tapas menu plus a wide variety of wines, served in a rustic, intimate atmosphere. BW. Tue.-Sat. 2692 Post St. 894-7465. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30 years, this family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and the popular fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily. 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. 460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F This Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2010 winner. International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ KINGFISH GRILL At Vilano Bridge’s west end, Kingfish Grill offers casual waterside dining indoors and on the deck, featuring fresh daily catch, house specialties and sushi. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 252 Yacht Club Drive. 824-2111. $$ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily

specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront restaurant has an ocean view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, south of the S.R. 206 bridge, this two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SUNSET GRILLE Casual Key West style and a seafood-heavy menu — it’s a consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties include baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp and datil pepper wings with bleu cheese dressing. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE AND TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, this upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$ ZHANRAS F Art-themed tapas-style place has small plate items in a casual, contemporary space. Entrée portions available. CM, FB. D, daily; Sun. brunch. 108 Anastasia Blvd. 823-3367. $$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN

BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining. The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. The Fresh Bar offers fine wine, cocktails, martinis. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2010 winner. 13249 City Square Dr. 751-9711. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. fiveguys.com $ THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ THE GRAPE BISTRO & WINE BAR F More than 145 wines, along with a tapas menu of gourmet fare to pair with the wine list. A wide selection of beer is also served. L & D, daily. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119. 642-7111. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F Featuring seafood, an everchanging menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned steakhouse has an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125,

St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, fresh seafood, sandwiches and desserts. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ STEAMERS CAFE F Steamers’ menu has all-natural and organic items, including wraps, sandwiches, subs, soups, steamer bowls, smoothies and fresh juices. Daily lunch specials. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway, Ste. 106. 646-4527. $ SUITE The St. Johns Town Center premium lounge and restaurant offers chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS This Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ URBAN FLATS F See Ponte Vedra. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Road. 642-1488. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racingthemed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-WING (9464). $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F Best of Jax 2010 winner. French, Mediterraneaninspired fare, award-winning wines, wood-fired pizzas, housemade pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd. 398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILL F Mediterranean homestyle healthy plates, including hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, Mediterranean potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad and daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705

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Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F At Pizza Palace, it’s all homemade from Mama’s award-winning recipes: spinach pizza and chickenspinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 kinds of smoothies, some blended with flavored soy milks and organic frozen yogurts and granola. B, L & D, daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner. Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd. 306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F The independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers and lunch meats roasted daily in-house. Vegetarian options, including tempeh, too. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style wood-fired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This newest San Marco location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Aromas offers customer favorites like ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, and triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BOMBA’S SOUTHERN HOME COOKING F The neighborhood comfort spot offers Southern homestyle fare, featuring fresh veggies. Outside dining is available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8560 Beach Blvd. 997-2291. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CITY BUFFET CHINESE RESTAURANT F An extensive selection of Chinese fare, including beef, fish, crabs, chicken, pork, desserts, ice cream, at its all-you-can-eat buffet. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 5601 Beach Blvd. 345-2507. $ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual, El Potro cooks it fresh, made-to-order – fast, hot, simple. Daily specials and buffet at most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 7330844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily. 11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 4250 Southside. 620-0600. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serves house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. Best of Jax 2010 winner. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025

Emerson St. 346-3770. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F This stylish gastropub has Southern-style cuisine made with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Open Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$

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BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 5945 New Kings Rd. 765-8515. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees like eggplant parmigiana, shrimp scampi. BW. L & D, daily. 7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-andoperated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts. CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL F This new Northside place offers casual fare: seafood, wings, burgers. 10 highdef TVs, drink specials and club nights complete the cool vibe. L & D, daily. 13141 City Station Dr. 696-0802. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace. 696-4001. $ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines. Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F The menu features popular favorites: salads, sandwiches and pizza, as well as fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main, Uptown serves fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

WINE TASTINGS ANJO LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Thur. 9928 Old Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1, 646-2656 AROMAS CIGAR & WINE BAR Best of Jax 2010 winner. Call for schedule. 4372 Southside Blvd., 928-0515 BLUE BAMBOO 5:30-7:30 p.m., every first Thur. 3820 Southside Blvd., 646-1478 BLU TAVERN 6-8 p.m. every last Tue. 1635 Wells Rd., Orange Park, 644-7731 COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE Wine Down 6-8 p.m. every Wed. 1712 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 249-4776 THE GIFTED CORK Tastings daily. 64 Hypolita St., St. Augustine, 810-1083 THE GRAPE 5-7:30 p.m. every Wed.; 1-4 p.m. every Sat. 10281 Midtown Pkwy., Ste. 119, SJTC, 642-7111 THE GROTTO 6-8 p.m. every Thur. 2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726 MONKEY’S UNCLE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070 NORTH BEACH BISTRO 6-8 p.m. every Tue. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 OCEAN 60 6-8 p.m every Mon. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 O’KANE’S IRISH PUB 6:30 p.m. every 3rd Tue. 318 Centre St., Fernandina Beach, 261-1000 PUSSERS CARIBBEAN GRILL 6 p.m., every second Fri. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-7766

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Augustin James Evangelista is only 4 years old; nevertheless, he has certain financial needs — at about $46,000 a month, according to a child-support request filed by his mother, “supermodel” Linda Evangelista. A Wall Street Journal reporter concluded the figure’s about right for rich kids in New York City, what with needing a driver, designer clothes, aroundthe-clock nannies and personalized lessons. Soon, according to a consultant-to-the-rich interviewed in August by the Journal, Augustin James will be even more expensive, as he graduates from an exclusive preschool and enters an exclusive kindergarten. The highest-paid state government employee in budget-strapped California in 2010 was among the least productive workers there, according to a Los Angeles Times investigation reported in July. Jeffrey Rohlfing is on the payroll as a surgeon in the state prison system (base pay: $235,740), but he’s been barred from treating inmates for the last six years because supervisors think he’s incompetent. Last year, Dr. Rohlfing earned an additional $541,000 in back pay after he successfully appealed being fired to the state’s apparently easily persuaded Personnel Board. Currently, Dr. Rohlfing is assigned recordskeeping duties.

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Police in Roseville, Mich., arrested a 24-yearold roofer in August and charged him with reckless driving after he hit four cars. He’d noticed his brakes had failed but unadvisedly tried to drive on anyway, by extending his left leg out the driver’s side door and braking “manually” (yes, as in “The Flintstones”). According to police, the man was totally sober. In Durango, Colo., Sean Ogden, 19, was seriously burned in July when he tried to break down fireworks he’d bought to build even bigger ones. He was mixing them in a coffeebean grinder. Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011 | folio weekly | 57

FreeWill Astrology ARIES (March 21-April 19): “An awakened Aries would rather err on the side of making a daring, improvisational mistake than cuddle up with passionless peace,” writes astrologer Hunter Reynolds. “He or she knows that creative conflict can be a greater unifying force than superficial harmony.” It’s an excellent keynote to keep in mind in the days ahead. But make sure your motivations are pure and humble, please. If the daring improvisation you launch is fueled by arrogance or an urge to dominate, your efforts to shake things up for the greater good fail. Fight against what Reynolds calls “terrified niceness,” but do it with fierce compassion, not sneering rage. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 2009, John Allwood, an Australian melon-picker, smashed 47 watermelons in 60 seconds with his head. He broke his previous world record of 40 in a minute, set a couple of years earlier. I’ve chosen him to be your role model for the week ahead — for two reasons. First, you’re primed to outstrip a personal best you achieved some time back. Do it! Second, it’s a perfect time to use your head in fun, creative ways. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): According to April Winchell’s book “Regretsy: Where DIY Meets WTF,” here are some treasures you can find for sale at Etsy.com: A toy pig made from a root beer can, a “juicy enchanted pouch” for holding runes, a handmade hornet’s nest, a stuffed goat made to resemble a unicorn, fake tapeworms (actually spray-painted fettuccine) and a “haunted Ouija board Las Vegas casino-style blackjack roulette poker chip.” I’d absolutely love it if you design something like this and hawk it on Etsy. Your skill as an idiosyncratic creator peaks soon, as does your capacity for marketing your shtick and style’s most unique aspects. CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Specialization is for insects,” said science-fiction writer Robert Heinlein. “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, pitch manure, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently.” I bring this to your attention because now’s an excellent time to broaden your understanding and expand your repertoire. How many of the things on Heinlein’s list can you do? List your talents, and try to add new ones to it in the weeks ahead. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A Nashville veterinarian was asked to do something he’d never done: Diagnose and treat a wounded whooping crane. Experts devoted to safeguarding the endangered species advised him to wear a billowy white suit, so the wild bird would be more likely to accept his attention. “You learn very quickly how to communicate dressed as a marshmallow,” the vet said after completing his work. Be prepared for a metaphorically similar encounter. You, too, may face a prospect resembling interspecies conversation. I hope you’re as adaptable as the vet. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Everything is unique,” said 19th-century authors known as the Goncourt brothers, who wrote their books together. “Nothing happens more than once in a lifetime. The physical pleasure that a certain woman gave you at a certain moment, the exquisite dish that you ate on a certain day — you will never meet either again. Nothing is repeated, and everything is unparalleled.” Of course, this is always true. But I suspect you’ll be more intensely aware of it in the days ahead than you’ve been in a long time. That’s partly because the sensations and experiences headed your way are so piquantly unique, so exquisitely fresh. And, in part, it’s because you’ll be wide-awake to the novel pleasures possible when you appreciate the fact that everything changes all the time. 58 | FOLIO WEEKLY | SEPTEMBER 13-19, 2011

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul,” said environmentalist Edward Abbey. The “ruin” doesn’t happen all of a sudden, because of a single small failure to translate sincere intentions into good works. Rather, it’s the result of long-running laziness or passivity — a consistent inability to do what one’s passions demand. If there is even a shred of this tendency in your make-up, now’s an urgent time to shed it. According to my astrological analysis, you must carry out your soul’s mandates. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Of course, I’d never advocate burning all copies of the book “Faking It: How to Seem Like a Better Person Without Actually Improving Yourself.” I’m a staunch defender of freedom of speech, even if the speech offends my moral sense. On the other hand, my freedom of speech allows me to advise you to strenuously avoid that book and any infl uence resembling it. In my astrological opinion, you need to actually become a better person in the weeks ahead, not just pretend you are. Start here: Don’t just pay lip service to the idea of supporting others’ freedom of speech; help them claim and express that freedom, even if you’re uncomfortable. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Each of us is born with up to 150 new mutations that make us different from both of our parents. Most of those genetic alterations are neutral in their effects. Some are negative; a few may be beneficial. I’m telling you this because you’re entering a phase when it’s possible to take more advantage of positive mutations than you ever have. Can you guess what they are? Try, because you’re primed to tap into their fuller potential. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Dictionary.com says there are 19 words in the English language with no perfect rhymes. Among them are six that are useful in constructing your horoscope this week: cusp, glimpsed, depth, rhythm, gulf and opus. I like that none of them rhyme, because it’s symbolic of the task you have ahead of you. You’re on the cusp of a shift in rhythm that will take you out of your depth, compelling you to close the gulf between you and a resource to which you must have access in the future. You’ve glimpsed what needs to be done — the creation of a new opus — but to do so, you’ll need to be motivated by a frustration that feels like having to rhyme unrhymeable words. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Jerusalem Syndrome is a temporary psychological phenomenon that, on rare occasions, overtakes travelers who visit Jerusalem. Under the influence of ancient holy sites, these people may become obsessed with religious themes or experience delusions that they’re characters from stories in the Bible or Koran. I don’t expect you to fall under the sway of such an outbreak, but I do suspect you’ll soon have some intense spiritual stirrings. To ensure they enlighten you, not dishevel you, stay well-grounded. Have regular meals, please. Sleep well and exercise now and then. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My Pisces friend Rana Satori Stewart coined some new words that are perfect for you to begin using and embodying. “Blissipline,” she says, is “the commitment to experiencing a little or a lot of bliss every day; the practice of expanding one’s capacity for bliss and being open to receive it in any moment.” A “blissiplinarian” is “someone who enforces pleasure and invites opportunities for more pleasure,” while a “blissciple” is a person who aspires to master the art of blissipline. Be a blissciple, because it’ll put you in sync with the effervescent invitations the cosmos has scheduled for you. Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

THIS DAMSEL SAVED BY HERO You came out of nowhere. I wasn’t sure if you were a second mugger trying to take my purse after you floored the first one, but you ran off immediately. Was that a sword on your back? Maybe next time you save me you can leave a number. I thought you were pretty cute ;) When: August 22, 2011. Where: Downtown St. Augustine. #1184-0913 DICK’S WINGS BEAUTIFUL GIRL You were working at Dick’s Wings. You have dark hair and are stunningly beautiful. You were wearing Florida Gators clothes which makes you even better. Let’s have a drink together, I will buy all the Natty you want forever. When: September 3, 2011. Where: Dick’s Wings. #1183-0913 THOSE HANDCUFFS DROVE ME CRAZY You: pulled me over on my way back from the Jags game. Me: missing my shoe and a purse. We talked for a little and I told you to watch “Bridesmaids.” I meant together. I’ll bring my license, you bring flowers and the handcuffs. Stay sweet, officer. When: September 1, 2011. Where: Exit ramp, Highway 202 to Kernan Blvd. #1182-0913 BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS You: Gorgeous blonde/brunette wearing purple shorts, yellow Pauly Shore T-shirt, I am thrilled every time I see you! Me: Ginger guy who wears running shirts. I think it’s time for another adventure? When: Weekly. Where: Commander. #1181-0906 JEEP, VIPER & UVA HAT Although I only see you once a month, you never fail to bring a smile to my face. I think about you often and I hope you feel the same way. I am a petite, tattooed hair-stylist with short platinum hair. I hope to hear from you ;) PS Your quads are great and you sing like an angel. When: Late August. Where: All over Jax. #1180-0906 I’M YOUR VILANO BEACH HERO I pulled your car out of the sand at Vilano Beach on Saturday 8-27-11. I wanted to get your number, but I was on the phone with someone from work and you left too quick. Don’t know why I didn’t ask sooner. When: August 27, 2011. Where: Vilano Beach. #1179-0906 SAX APPEAL You: Blonde, possibly with your parents, wasn’t quite sure. Me: Guy dressed in a blazer playing a saxophone. I felt like you kept trying to make eye contact, and I kept looking away — I really need to work on my confidence at these things. So, if you see this, I’d like to take you out for a coffee sometime. When: August 26, 2011. Where: Mi Casa Café. #1178-0906 CUTIE AT QUEST DIAGNOSTICS (DUNN) You: Girl with red shirt, hat. Me: Guy with blue shirt, long hair, goatee. We exchanged words and laughs inside the waiting area until the doc called me. Gosh, you had a beautiful smile. I said I wished I’d made an appointment. I really wish I’d made an appointment with you. Love to go out sometime. When: August 24, 2011. Where: Quest Diagnostics, Dunn Ave. #1177-0830 TIMING IS EVERYTHING I sat next to you listening to Big Engine. You told me I should dance. Then you said we should dance but that my date wouldn’t like it. ME: Blonde, tan, black jeans & halter. YOU: Handsome, shorts, tee and new white tennis shoes... LET’S MEET. When: August 21, 2011. Where: Redneck Yacht Club. #1176-0830

“Cocoa.” I wanted to say hello but you seemed very intimidating. Those jean short shorts had a playa feeling like woah. Me: chocolate thunder from down under. Wanna play in the rain? When: August 6, 2011. Where: Whisky River. #1172-0823 HANDSOME GUY IN OHIO HAT We caught an elevator together at the Downtown Library. You told me my daughter reminded you of your niece. What a great way to break the ice. You said you were new in town from Ohio and I would love to show you the city. When: August 2011. Where: Downtown Library. #1171-0816 BEER DELIVERY GUY ME: Hot blonde in red Jeep. You: Hot guy in Budweiser truck. We locked eyes at the light in River City Market Place, it was love at first sight for me. Was it for you? Let’s meet and have a beer. When: August 8, 2011. Where: River City Market Place. #1170-0816

can show me some moves? When: July 26, 2011. Where: Lomax Lodge, Birdies. #1164-0809 IN THE SHOE ROOM!! I saw you in the shoe room at my work, you’re so sweet and sexy that I can’t ever stop thinking about you. Let me in, you won’t regret it! Love you … me! When: July 15, 2011. Where: Jacksonville Beach. #1162-0726 POOLSIDE CHRISTINA COX LOOKALIKE Me, polka dot shirt and aviator sunglasses. You, board shorts and awesome shoes. Our eyes met & in case you were wondering, yes, I like girls. I would have tried to talk to you but I was working. You reminded me of Kim from Better Than Chocolate. Let me be your Maggie. When: July 17, 2011. Where: Pablo Bay Pool. #1161-0726

THORNTON PARK HOTTIE You were walking past my friends and I as we were headed toward the pool. You were wearing a pink shirt and shorts on the second floor of building seven of Thornton Park. We smiled at each other and I wish we could get to know each other more. When: August 8, 2011. Where: Thornton Park, Building 7. #1169-0816

LUNCHTIME MEDITATION … OH MAN! I was in the back row, red shirt, cargo shorts, black hair; you sat to my right, light brown skin, skinny jeans, beautiful smile. I couldn’t pay attention to my breath! I promised I’d talk to you but I’m way too shy. I left, came back, passed you in the spirituality section and you smiled but I still wussed out! When: July 12, 2011. Where: Jacksonville Public Library Southeast Region. #1160-0719

ADAM LEVINE LOOK ALIKE Everyone made me feel awful about not talking to you after you left because you’re “so my type.” You were in on Saturday with your family wearing a black tee and a tattoo sleeve, I was the shy brunette server with a nose-ring running around. Let’s get matching tattoos? Would love to see you again. When: August 6, 2011. Where: Al’s Pizza Ponte Vedra. #1168-0816

THE ATLANTIC ATLANTA BRAVES HAT Let’s just say fireworks were not just going off in the sky. I gave you my 15 second intro in a minute and a half. I think we were making googly eyes, but never made it to the beach as planned. You: Tall, cute smile, Braves Hat. Me: Pink dress, light brown hair, fast talker. Want to go down to the beach? When: July 4, 2011. Where: The Atlantic. #1159-0712

10 RANDOM ITEMS OR LESS You were behind me in line in the express checkout. You had on a blue shirt and glasses with a sub, potato salad, red bull and ice cream. I had corn, a Kit Kat, cookie dough and my tic tac fix. Let’s go grocery shopping again sometime soon. When: August 6, 2011. Where: Publix on Roosevelt. #1167-0816

FIREWORKS ON INTRACOASTAL You: Sexy, bald speed demon pedaling over the intracoastal on your beach cruiser. Me: Ginger with a soul. Fireworks exploded when my eyes met your sweaty bod. Can a girl get a tow? When: July 4, 2011. Where: Atlantic Blvd. Intracoastal. #1158-0712

WILD HAIRED BLONDE Wild, sexy blonde hair and a huge smile. Saw you at GC with guy, but not sure if you were together or not? In passing, I said how you put the girls that work there to shame. I would love for you to work for me?? When: July 26, 2011. Where: Towncenter. #1166-0809 WAITRESS I CAN’T WAIT FOR ME: Gray shirt, black shorts, black Irish golf hat. YOU: Blonde curly hair, silky legs with three tattoos. I could not keep my eyes off you. Let me show you what life on the Island is really like. :) When: July 29, 2011. Where: Hurricane’s at Fleming Island. #1165-0809 DANCING OR SEIZING? I couldn’t tell what you were doing, but I liked it. I see you all the time in 5 Points. You: darkhaired party queen. Me: don’t know what to say. Maybe you

WE SHOULD HAVE WALKED TOGETHER You were paying as I was walking in the store. You gave me a smile that made me forget to talk. I asked the cashier if I could use the restroom because I had a couple of miles to walk to get where I was going. You said you had to do the same. Me: black hat/ tattoo sleeve. When: June 28, 2011. Where: Best Choice Store at Oak and Stockton. #1157-0712 BEARDED BRITISH GUY WITH GREAT SMILE At Kickbacks. You in black tee and jeans. Me in yellow shirt and jeans. You were discussing with your friends why you can’t tip in British strip clubs (the pound is a coin, not $ bill). I asked you to hold my table while I went inside. You smiled and I just couldn’t muster the strength to say anything else. Another chance? When: July 1, 2011. Where: Kickbacks Gastropub. #1156-0712

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by Florida communities. Because it is the main federal program for protecting land around the nation, it has protected hundreds of thousands of acres of parks, forest, rivers, beaches and wildlife refuges, creating a fabric of public lands that Americans and visitors from abroad have come to love and cherish. The fund protects our drinking water and provides recreation, hunting and fishing access for all. It is a program that works for all The Land and Water Conservation Fund helps keep Florida waterways like this one in the Timucuan Preserve open to boaters of all kinds. of us. These detrimental cuts to the program could come soon, as Congress tries to put together a budget for in August 2010, voters in Ormond Beach the next fiscal year, which begins Oct. 1. We overwhelmingly passed a $5 million bond for must show our congressional delegations that a new beachfront park. we need these federal investments in Florida. Unfortunately, the Florida Legislature, like Each year, offshore leases bring in more than some in Congress, has failed to understand $5 billion to the federal treasury, and the Land how important land and water conservation and Water Conservation Fund is supposed to is to this state. In the 2011 session, the Florida receive just $900 million of that money. But Legislature reduced funding for Florida Forever the program is continually raided by Congress — the state’s land conservation program — and used for other purposes. Where is the fiscal to virtually zero. Florida Forever provided valuable matching funds to leverage the Land and Water Conservation Fund, which are no longer available. Back in Washington, D.C., when the House began making federal budget decisions before leaving for its August break, it first proposed only $65.8 million for the fund, a huge blow to the program. Amendments that were supported by both Republicans and Democrats added $25 million, bringing the responsibility in raiding a trust fund set up for a proposed total to $90.8 million, but that is still specific and important reason? The fund was a only about 10 percent of what the program’s promise that was made to the American people funds should be. and it has gone largely unfulfilled. While it was good to see Republicans and When government budgets are tight, Democrats both recognizing the importance Land and Water Conservation Fund money of the fund, the total is still far short of what is is more important than ever. As we all know, needed. If the House numbers prevail, it would a key part of our state economy comes from be at the lowest level the program has ever outdoor recreation and tourist dollars. gotten in its long and storied history. Now it is the U.S. Senate’s turn to work Each year, 2.8 million sportsmen and 4.2 its will on the federal budget, and it has the million wildlife watchers spend $8.1 billion on wildlife-associated recreation in Florida, opportunity to renew the commitment made to according to figures compiled by the Outdoor this country in 1965. Industry Foundation. Now that Congress is back in D.C. to work And it’s not just our economy, but our again, we hope Florida’s congressional delegation quality of life which is helped by this fund. will fight to protect a program which has done We know Floridians strongly support so much for our state. We need a strong and protecting their land and water. Time after vibrant Land and Water Conservation Fund for time, when we’re asked to vote on whether today, and for the future. counties and cities should spend money for Susan Grandin this purpose, we say yes — even if it means higher taxes. In fact, since 1988, Florida voters Grandin is the Jacksonville Field Office Director have approved 81 out of 100 city and county of The Trust for Public Land, a national land conservation measures. Most recently, non-profit land conservation organization.

This fund is still widely supported by the public. In fact, a recent bipartisan poll found 85 percent of the public thinks the fund should get the entire $900 million that it is supposed to get each year. aside for conservation. This special trust fund was established to help enhance recreational opportunities and keep land open to the public for all of us. No taxpayer dollars go into that pot. This law was a bipartisan achievement 46 years ago, and protecting land for the public, using fees from offshore oil and gas drilling, is still widely supported by the public, regardless of the political affiliation. In fact, a recent bipartisan poll found 88 percent support the Land and Water Conservation Fund, and 85 percent of the public thinks it should get the entire $900 million that it is supposed to get each year, and which (by the way) was proposed by the Obama Administration in this year’s federal budget. But despite that support and the fact that this program is unique among federal programs because of its dedicated funding source from oil and gas companies, the House of Representatives is proposing to cripple this program. Some in Congress are even proposing to abolish it altogether, which would greatly affect future conservation projects supported

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