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Atlanta painter Scott Dupree anchors the (re)opening of St. Augustine art gallery space:eight. p. 29

A controversial Florida drug law is overturned by a federal court ruling that local judges ignore. p. 10

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20 16 EDITOR’S NOTE p. 4 ON THE COVER Who’s protecting your water supply? One St. Johns River Water Management District board member says the answer is: Nobody. p. 7 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS Jennifer Carroll’s embarrassing former employee calls for her impeachment . Plus JAA responds to the economic downturn with a fat raise for its top exec. p. 8 NEWS A controversial Florida drug law is overturned in federal court, but local judges choose to ignore the ruling. p. 10 SPORTS The pursuit of profit makes for scrambled alliances and a new set of “frenemies.” p. 12 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 15 MOVIES Reviews of “Killer Elite” and “Moneyball.” p. 16 MUSIC Indie heads Tapes ’n Tapes find little time to pause in maintaining their magnetic sound. p. 20

30 Bluegrass legend Dr. Ralph Stanley reflects on a life that is as storied as the songs he sings. p. 21 Dalgoz and Key-Low anchor a stacked bill of primo hip hop at Brewster’s Pit. p. 22 ARTS Painter Scott Dupree filters our skewed national identity through hauntingly humorous images. p. 29 Montreal artist Julie Lequin shows us why age ain’t nothin’ but a number in “Top 30.” p. 30 NEWS OF THE WEIRD The going rate for a coffee cup full of frozen fat. p. 41 BACKPAGE The ongoing effort to trap, neuter and return Jacksonville’s feral cat population is a crueltyfree solution to a longstanding problem. p. 46 MAIL p. 5 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 11 HAPPENINGS p. 33 THE EYE p. 34 DINING GUIDE p. 36 I SAW U p. 42 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 43 CLASSIFIEDS p. 44 OCTOBER 4-10, 2011 | FOLIO WEEKLY | 3

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Lake Ray’s empty chair at the June 15 Waterways Commission, where the Georgia-Pacific pipeline was discussed in detail.

Man of Influence

What happens when a state representative becomes an industry shill? He starts showing up for meetings.

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ake Ray is a busy guy. State rep. Family man. Owns his own business. So it may not be surprising that he doesn’t often attend the meetings of the Jacksonville Waterways Commission. Between Oct. 8, 2009 and Sept. 14, 2011, Ray attended just 7 meetings. He missed 23. But Ray was definitely in the house on Sept. 14 for a key vote. Not only did he attend, but he led the discussion of and opposition to the kind of resolution that typically sails through the Waterways Commission. © 2011 At issue was a resolution that asked state regulators to delay issuing a discharge permit to the GeorgiaPacific paper mill in Palatka until the pending tests of the effluent’s impact are completed. The resolution was nonbinding — the Waterways Commission has no authority to challenge or delay the work of regulators, and neither does the Jacksonville City Council, where the bill moves next. But the language of the resolution is strong, and was no doubt worrisome to the folks at Georgia-Pacific. The bill mentions dioxin, the uniformly carcinogenic chemical that has been found in the paper mill’s effluent, and something mill managers prefer to downplay. The bill also points out that there may be other remedies for dealing with the mill’s pollution besides just transferring it from the already-polluted Rice Creek to a different water body (the St. Johns River). And it observes “the City of Jacksonville could suffer severe negative economic impact if the St. Johns River’s water quality gains a reputation as being unhealthy.” 2011 So you can see why the company might have some PR worries about the resolution. But you might not immediately see why G-P’s concerns became Lake Ray’s concern. Or why the nonbinding resolution prompted him to end an almost unbroken streak of absences and show up for last week’s commission meeting. Whatever confusion Ray’s behavior caused was erased just one week later, when the First Coast Manufacturers Association announced it had selected Ray to be its new executive director. The trade group, which represents hundreds of manufacturing companies in the region, not only claims Georgia-Pacific as a dues-paying member, but has an employee of that company on its board of directors. And so it begins to make sense. Whether Ray’s strenuous objections to the bill were a litmus test of sorts — required before he got the executive position with the manufacturers association — or whether he was just doing

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the work of someone who’d already locked the job down isn’t clear. But it would’ve been nice if Ray had taken just a minute to disclose his pending employment with the trade association that represents Georgia-Pacific. Instead, he attacked the resolution as “moving the goalposts” on G-P, and complained that the process offered no “certainty” for the company. According to the minutes of the meeting, “Representative Lake Ray … reminded the Commission that the issue of the proposed pipeline and application for the permit have been aired and debated for years … yet there is continuous questioning.” Ray was joined by Waterways Commissioner Raymond Pringle, who, according to the minutes, “agreed … that the prolonged questioning was unfair to Georgia-Pacific; peoples’ jobs were at stake; we need an up or down vote on the matter.” Right on, Pringle. Let’s not waste time on any “prolonged” scientific analysis when jobs are at stake. Because certainly any science worth its salt is concluded hastily — presuming you don’t cotton to that evolution business (which, based on the series of audio books your fundamentalist church distributes, Senior Pastor Pringle — including the 10-part series titled “Our Sick Society,” www.wordofprophecy.org — we’re pretty sure you don’t). In the end, the resolution passed, but only by the narrowest of margins, 6-5. Its fate in the full council remains to be seen. Sponsored by Councilmember Jim Love, the bill seems like the kind of rudimentary due diligence a legislative body can conduct in such situations. Without the power to stop or modify a permit, the council can — and should — use its authority to force scrutiny and care. The state Department of Environmental Protection has been under intense political pressures for the past 10 years to accept GeorgiaPacific’s pollution pipeline. All the Waterways Commission resolution does is ask the agency to pause long enough to reconsider the science. Science, in fact, was the topic of a lengthy discussion the Waterways Commission held regarding the pipeline on June 15. The hourlong discussion included presentations from the St. Johns Riverkeeper, DEP and GeorgiaPacific, among others, and made clear to anyone in attendance why the project continues to raise questions and concerns. Lake Ray would have gotten an earful had he bothered to attend. But as usual, his chair was empty. Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com

Paying Close Attention

Derf ’s The City strip in the Sept. 20 issue of Folio Weekly was a bit off-base in its premise. The conservative criticism of “Spongebob Squarepants” is a decade old. The current attention-span controversy is the product of the American Academy of Pediatrics. Nevertheless, Derf uses it as the opening salvo of what’s been called the coming generational wars. “The Greediest Generation” is good. The generational wars, if they develop, will transcend left and right. You’re a real fun guy, Derf. Walter Fufidio Yulee via email

What It’s Worth

The Backpage Editorial by Jimmy Orth (“Crush, Kill, Destroy,” Sept. 6) nailed the reactionary buffoonery that’s come to mark the state administration of Rick Scott and his many dwarfs. It’s the economy, bud — and, as Orth vividly illustrates, the economy benefits from environmental protection many times over. To argue otherwise is to thrash about in a mean-spirited dogma intended not to heal, restore and revitalize — but simply to create the illusion of doing the right thing. In that oddball rhetoric, all that counts is how sound bites can be used to reduce a complex world of interconnectedness to one that is lifted out of a 1950s sitcom. Even if one doesn’t care a whit about the human values of our natural systems here in Florida and how they have been woven deeply into our culture, there is at least the hope the long term economics will be acknowledged. Many thanks to Jimmy Orth for acknowledging them in a clear and forthright way. Bill Belleville Sanford via email

Growth Potential

I hope Folio Weekly includes Valerie Herrmann and Eli Bajalia in their next “Local Heroes” profile (News, Sept. 20, bit.ly/ qc8ang). They certainly are on my list. Their gardening efforts and results, along with their love of the land, are qualities I wish more of our citizens possessed. However, it was their response to the city of Jacksonville that really impressed me. Standing up to the city, and the willingness to fight to protect their property and plants, touches my heart. (Let’s just say I relate very much to that scenario.) The fact that I am a Master Gardener (St. Johns County), and completely familiar with Florida-friendly practices and the reasons for them, only reinforces that feeling. The face of American farming is definitely disappearing. It becomes more and more of a reality every day. It becomes more and more apparent as one drives through our farm lands. Our agricultural history is being pushed aside in favor of big business, money and politics. Local heroes like Valerie and Eli, along with Slow Food members, Community Supported Agriculture followers, and organizations like 4H are preserving traditions in a culture that is as much a part of

America as our flag. Thank you to Shelton Hull for his excellent story and best of luck to Valerie and Eli. Tommy Lescroart St. Augustine via email

What U Mean

I always enjoy the pieces by Julie Delegal because she is whipsmart and usually dead right in her assessments. This letter is not about her stance in her most recent editorial (Backpage, Sept. 20). My issue is over her calling the county and state teacher organizations “unions.” While my Internet search for a definition states that unions are a collective of employees seeking better pay and working conditions, I think there is a better definition. A true union has leverage, the power to bargain, the right to strike, which by law is absent in Florida. It’s called Duval Teachers United — D.T.U. for short — and most people subconsciously convert the capital U into Union. The Florida Educators Association gets it right, that without the right to strike, it’s just a dues-paying association, sorta like a gardening club or a scout troop. By law, the DCSB must listen to the DTU, but they are free to ignore, as they do, all requests, suggestions and protests raised. So the next time you see Terri Brady hootin’ and hollerin’ at the podium at a School Board meeting, it’s all show; she’s ignored. It’s a guise to placate teachers into making them think there’s really someone on their side who can actually bring change. The teacher associations in this state are paper tigers, scams on teacher’s paychecks, and far from what’s wrong with education today. Michael Altee Via email

Belief Systems

George Starkes’ letter (Mail, Sept. 13) was so inflammatory and outrageous that I saw no need to respond to it. Blackbeard the pirate seems saintly compared to atheist George’s vile rhetoric. Jeremy Racicot’s letter quoted our fourth President of the United States, James Madison. “Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.” What did Madison here mean? Was he antireligious? No! Likely, he was referring to a monarch like Henry VIII who claimed total rule over both kingdom and church. Henry beheaded several wives and also political aides who fell out of his favor. On this side of the ocean, Pres. Madison continued carrying the torch of freedom, being himself one of our founding fathers. The dark cloud of the War of 1812 loomed over America’s head. Therefore, this “Father of the Constitution,” on July 9, 1812 made a proclamation for “A Day of Public Humiliation and Prayer to Almighty God” for safety and welfare of the United States. The two houses of Congress signed onto Madison’s proclamation as being both voluntary and the expressed will of the American people. James Madison was an Episcopalian. Racicot’s letter also cited Thomas Paine, who wrote the book, “Age of Reason.” He was a British philosopher and essayist and deist (which I think we’d call “secularist” today.) Jefferson (the third U.S. president) may have had a similar philosophic or secular view, but was not anti-Christian either. Madison had

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Cash for Clunkers

To Gov. Rick Scott, members of the Tea Party, and all those who do not believe in universal health care — please explain this to me: I have recently seen new (and, I assume, expensive) Road Ranger signs appear on Butler Boulevard and other Jacksonville roads, offering FREE highway assistance. The Florida Department of Transportation has a Road Ranger section on its website (another expense!), so no doubt these signs are all over the state. Say I fall ill while driving on one of these roads. If, like 50 million or so other Americans, I have chosen not to buy health insurance, many Tea Partiers would just as soon allow me to die. That is, of course, unless I take the Ron Paul solution and seek the help of friends, family, churches and charities to pay my medical bills. On the other hand, suppose my car gets sick on the highway and I have chosen not to maintain it, or pay for the services of AAA or its equivalent? Then the state of Florida will be only too happy to come to its aid. Quoting the FDOT website: “The Road Ranger Mission is to provide free highway assistance services during incidents to reduce 2011 delay and improve safety for the motoring public and responders. Since the program’s inception in the year 2000, the Road Rangers have made over 3.1 million service assists with more occurring daily.” How laudable! Might I suggest that a country could immeasurably improve the lives of its motoring and non-motoring citizens by keeping them healthy and free from the worry that their next illness might lead to financial ruin? The last time I checked, a subscription to AAA is considerably cheaper than health insurance, and there is no “pre-existing conditions” rider. I just do not understand how the “greatest country the world has ever seen” (according to the Tea partiers and their ilk) is happy to provide me with free assistance if my car gets sick, even if I could have taken steps to keep it healthier. However, if I get sick through no fault of my own and have no insurance, I am expected, in the words of that great Southern writer Tennessee Williams, to depend on the kindness of strangers.

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“I am extremely concerned, and I think it is time to speak about it.” — Richard Hamann

Who’s Guarding Your Water Supply?

In the wake of cutbacks and politically motivated layoffs, one St. Johns River Water Management District Board member says the answer is: Nobody

y the time St. Johns Riverkeeper Neil Armingeon stepped to the podium at the Sept. 13 meeting of the St. Johns River Water Management District board, he’d sat through six hours of meetings. And something struck him. In all that time — during discussions of how to reduce regulations on business, avoid litigating with polluters and streamline wetland destruction permits — he hadn’t heard anyone mention the St. Johns River. The three words hadn’t been uttered one single time. “Honestly,” says Armingeon, “I felt like I was sitting there watching life as we know it unravel.” Although Armingeon has long complained about the Water Management District’s pro-business, utility-friendly bias, even that lackluster protection of local water resources is history. The agency’s budget — like that of the state’s four other water management districts — has been ordered slashed by Gov. Rick Scott. The local district was required to cut its budget by 25 percent, or about $46 million. To accomplish that, the agency slashed about 18 percent of its staff. The cuts will save the owner of a homesteaded house valued at $200,000 about $15 a year. The flipside of the modest savings is the decimation of the district. A total of 127 of the district’s 718 jobs have been eliminated as of Oct. 1, according to spokesperson Teresa Monson. And while many cuts have been accomplished through attrition and voluntary departures, some 94 of them were the result of layoffs. Those asked to leave included key people like Jeff Elledge, a 31-year employee, and similarly long-tenured staffers Marc Minno and Glenn Love — all of whom worked in the

highly political wetlands permitting division. District CEO Kirby Smith is also on his way out, along with the executive directors of the Southwest Florida Water Management District and the South Florida Water Management District. But Smith’s retirement cannot come a minute to soon to satisfy board members. Even after he moved his original retirement date up from February 2012 to Oct. 3, board members were showing him the door. At the September meeting, Gov. Scott appointee Chuck Drake, whose consulting business helps companies secure large water-use permits, asked, “Why is Kirby still here?” The net effect of the firings and cutbacks is

Regional Impact, or other contentious scientific issues like the impacts on wetlands, who were removed,” he says. “They were targeted.” Hamann suspects the cuts were ordered, either by fellow board members or the Governor’s Office. “Somebody like that asked for these cuts,” he says. “These are not people who were not doing a good job. These are not people who were let go for budget reasons. My only conclusion is that these people [were] fired because they were doing their jobs.” The Water Management District board has never been free of political influence, of course. All board members are gubernatorial appointees who must be approved by the senate. Hamann, a Crist appointee, has a background

“What is at risk?” Hamann asks. “I don’t think the Water Management District can pledge to the public that it can protect their interests in our water sources.” impossible to ignore. When it came time for board members’ comments, Governing Board Member Richard Hamann said that the district was being “decimated.” Hamann, an associate professor of law at the Center for Governmental Responsibility at University of Florida’s Levin College of Law, says the agency had no choice but to respond to Scott’s demand for cuts. Those budget decreases, however, became an opportunity for political payback. “It seems to me there were people who were involved with permit issues, with Consumptive Use Permits [for water], or with Developments of

in water planning and environmental law, but the rest of the board is made up of representatives of polluting industries and heavy water users, including a citrus farmer, a forestry consultant, a bio-tech firm, a civil engineer and Jacksonville’s own Lad Daniels, former head of the industry lobbyist group First Coast Manufacturers Association. Hamann believes the cuts — and their political underpinnings — severely undermine the capacity of the Water Management District to do its task of protecting the water resources of the St. Johns River basin.

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The state’s five water districts were established in 1975 to conserve sensitive wetlands, issue water-use permits and safeguard water resources into the future. But its powers (to say nothing of its budget) were severely constrained by a memo this year from the state Department of Environmental Protection, which said that any major decisions must go through the state for approval. Gov. Scott’s first executive order stopped any pending regulation in its tracks. And some 150 regulations already imposed by the Water Management District will have to be reviewed by DEP. “Everything is being funneled to the governor’s office,” says Hamann. “I am extremely concerned, and I think it is time to speak about it. I think we are in a bad situation.”

It’s not an entirely new situation to those in the fight for clean water. Observes Armingeon, “We are in the place we were in when we started. We have the Clean Water Act and the Clean Air Act because that was when rivers [like the Cuyahoga in Ohio] were burning.” Asked if Florida’s water resources are that much imperiled, Hamann pulls no punches. “What is at risk?” he asks. “I don’t think the Water Management District can pledge to the public that it can protect their interests in our water sources.” He adds, almost without needing to, “I wouldn’t be saying this if I wasn’t extremely concerned.” Susan Cooper Eastman sceastman@folioweekly.com

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Haves Who Don’t Want It “If our city is so broke, why have street sweepers cleaned the streets in my neighborhood, Avondale, twice in the last 2 weeks?” — Avondale resident Jennifer Harvey, in a recent email.

Brickbats to Jacksonville Aviation Authority Board Chair Ernie Isaac and the other members of the board who voted to raise the already-lavish salary of the airport’s executive director by 14 percent. The board, which last year gave Steven Grossman a $37,000 bonus on top of his $245,000 base salary (saying that a one-time bonus made more sense than a salary hike), this year voted to raise his annual salary permanently to $280,000, giving him the highest base salary of any airport director in the state. Bouquets to Comcast Regional Vice President of Government Affairs Bill Ferry for making Internet access more affordable to Northeast Florida’s poor. A new program unveiled recently by Ferry offers Internet services for just $9.95 a month to families whose children qualify for area school districts’ free and reduced school lunch programs. The company is also offering families netbook computers for $150. Brickbats to Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll for continuing to prove a distraction and an embarrassment to the state. A week after delivering a myopic and scarily selfrighteous speech to a group of fundamentalist Christians (lambasting the media for “placing doubt in the public’s mind that Christ was not risen” and asserting that “Christianity is in a fight and it is one of the greatest trials we have seen in modern times”), Carroll was back in damage control mode, dismissing calls from one of her former top aides that she be impeached. 8 | FOLIO WEEKLY | OCTOBER 4-10, 2011

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Th Jacksonville Public Library joined other libraries around the country, The offering an e-book collection compatible with the Kindle. Users must have a offe valid library card, but can get books by visiting jaxpubliclibrary.org and clicking the e-books link at the bottom of the page. Downloads are free with a valid on th library card. Those who don’t own a Kindle can still access e-books with an iPad or sma smart phone by downloading the free Kindle app.

Raising the Stakes “My question is: Would you please raise my taxes?” — Doug Edwards, former Google employee and author of “I’m Feeling Lucky: The Confessions of Google Employee Number 59,” which was published earlier this year. Edwards drew headlines, huge piles of right-wing scorn and his own Twitter hashtag for asking that question at Pres. Obama’s town hall meeting last week. Edwards is the son of longtime Folio Weekly contributor Marvin Edwards, who says his son told him “he got his controversial ideas from me.”

The Idea Man! To sell more newspapers, we’re now making all A1 photos scratch-n-sniff. To sell more newspapers, we’re running Andy Capp in color, on page one. To sell more newspapers, we will stop censoring the sex and violence from our daily bridge column. — Tweets from @_UncleBilly, the fake Twitter account of William S. Morris III, owner of the Morris Newspaper chain, which owns the struggling Florida Times-Union.

Radio Cure Northeast Florida music lovers have a few more audio options since 89.9 WJCT-FM expanded its “After Hours” programming to include 10 hours of local and national music shows. Beginning nightly at 7 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 2, the schedule includes regular weekly faves like David Luckin’s “Electro Lounge,” “Indie Endeavor,” “Best of This is Jazz” and John Maycumber’s “String Theory,” and adds five new shows, including programming from UNF Osprey Radio, an all-Beatles show and “Performance Today,” which features live concerts of musicians from around the globe. For a full updated schedule, go to wjct.org.

Drunk on Love “This Town Doesn’t Have Enough Bars for Both of Us” — Video released last week by the bastard love child of Folio Weekly, Owen Holmes, a former staff writer and increasingly storied indie musician. His album, “How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL” drops Oct. 25, but you can catch a sneak peek of the video (which includes a lot of familiar local faces) on the Pitchfork Media site at p4k.in/orHUMA

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Out of Order

Walter Coker

A federal judge overturns a controversial Florida drug law, but some Northeast Florida judges choose to ignore the ruling

date night. A traffic stop. A bag of marijuana. In 49 out of 50 states, the owner of the vehicle would face possession charges. But in Florida, the passenger could, too. Thanks to a 2002 legislative revision of state drug laws, it’s not necessary for law enforcement to prove a passenger knew there were drugs in the car in order to charge her. Convictions are possible even in cases where there’s no evidence defendants knew about the presence drugs. This is a copyright protected proofof© What the 2002 law eliminated was the need to demonstrate mens rea — Latin for criminal or malice aforethought — and it opened advertising representative at 260-9770. RUNintent DATE: 090611 the door to a new wave of drug charges. Since AT 268-3655 the law took effect, about 94,000 people have been imprisoned under it, according to the Florida Department of Corrections. ab MH SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION Produced by ____ Checked by ____ Sales Rep ____ But in July, the law — which has rankled civil libertarians for years — was struck down by U.S. District Judge Mary Scriven, who called it “draconian and unreasonable,” as well as patently unconstitutional. The ruling has prompted circuit court judges around the state to toss out pending drug cases, including dozens of cases in Miami-Dade and Manatee counties alone. In a Sept. 14 ruling, Manatee County Circuit Judge Scott M. Brownell dismissed cases against 42 defendants, calling state law unconstitutional on its face. The previous month, Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Milton Hirsch dismissed the cases of 39 defendants, even as he predicted it would unleash a storm of appeals and legal motions. “[It] has produced a category-five hurricane in the Florida criminal practice community,” Hirsch wrote on Aug. 17. “A storm-surge of pretrial motions must surely follow.” But while other jurisdictions have accepted the federal court’s decision, some Northeast Florida judges are holding firm to the old law. In early September, St. Johns County Circuit Judge Wendy Burger denied a motion to dismiss based on the federal judge’s decision, choosing to follow the law on the books. “This court is duty-bound to follow the law as it is set out in the holding of the appellate courts of Florida on this issue,” Berger wrote, “and it will do so.” Judges in Duval County have been similarly resistant. Jacksonville defense attorney Richard Kuritz, who has filed a motion seeking to have a drug case dismissed based on the mens rea issue, is awaiting a ruling from Duval County Circuit Judge Adrian Soud. But a motion filed by the opposing lawyer in the case suggests Kuritz shouldn’t hold his breath. Assistant State Attorney Rich Mantei noted in a countermotion that three similar mens rea cases have been denied in Duval County since August. The fact that Northeast Florida’s conservative judicial district would support tougher drug laws is no surprise. (Judges in other jurisdictions, including Palm Beach, Indian River and several Panhandle counties, have also refused to dismiss charges.) But uniform resistance to a higher

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While other jurisdictions have accepted the federal court’s decision to overturn the 2002 drug law, some Northeast Florida judges are holding firm to the old law. Duval County Circuit Judge Adrian Soud is expected to rule on one case soon, but three similar cases have been denied in Duval County since August.

court’s ruling is unusual, particularly given the uncompromising language of the original ruling. “Not surprisingly, Florida stands alone in its express elimination of mens rea as an element of a drug offense,” wrote U.S. District Judge Scriven in her July decision. “Other states have rejected such a draconian and unreasonable construction of the law that would criminalize the ‘unknowing’ possession of a controlled substance.” Scriven, an appointee of George W. Bush in 2008, gave the example of a student secretly placing drugs in another’s child’s backpack to avoid being caught with an illegal substance at school. Based on Florida law, the student with the backpack could be prosecuted. Jacksonville criminal defense attorney Janet Johnson says numerous defendants have faced similar

prosecutor’s efforts to keep criminals off the streets.” Bondi’s appeal is part of what’s adding to the confusion at the lower court level. Circuit Judge John Kastrenakes in Palm Beach County denied motions to dismiss charges against 24 defendants, saying, “There is a rational relationship between the legitimate governmental interest in addressing the drug problem and the elimination of the difficult-to-prove element of knowledge of a substance’s illicit nature.” And Michael C. Overstreet, a Bay County circuit judge, denied motions for two defendants, likening the federal ruling to an invitation to chaos. “Trial courts around the state have been invited to make an Alice in Wonderland-like journey, following a rabbit down a hole, where

The fact that Northeast Florida’s conservative judicial district would support tougher drug laws is no surprise. But uniform resistance to a higher courts ruling is unusual, particularly given the uncompromising language of the original ruling. circumstances: drugs left by someone in a rental car, in a car borrowed from a friend, or in a hotel room shared with other people. The law allows for an affirmative defense — one in which a defendant has to prove that he was not in possession of the drugs, as opposed to the state proving he was in possession of the drugs — but Johnson notes that’s a real departure from the law as we know it. “It shifts the burden of proof to the defendant,” says Johnson, who has plans to draft mens rea motions on behalf of her clients. “In every other case, the state has the burden of proof.” Miami-Dade Judge Hirsch echoed this concern in a ruling that quoted both Mark Twain and Shakespeare. “It reaches beyond those who willfully do wrong, beyond those who carelessly do wrong and includes within its wingspan those who meant no wrong,” he wrote. But Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is appealing Scriven’s ruling, called her decision “flawed” and said it “unduly hinders

we discovered a world in which the doctrine of stares decisis [the legal precedent set by prior decisions] had been turned on its head,” Overstreet wrote. “This is a place where this court chooses not to go.” Regardless of what circuit judges do, the issue will ultimately be decided by a higher court. Bondi appealed Scriven’s ruling, and last week the 2nd District Court of Appeals took the unusual step of expediting the case without ruling on it. Expressing concern about the “untenable situation” the federal ruling was causing due to differing interpretations by circuit court judges, the 2nd DCA urged the Florida Supreme Court take up the matter without delay. Calling it a matter of “great public importance,” the DCA added that the outcome, whatever it is, “will have a great effect on the proper administration of justice throughout the state.” Ron Word themail@folioweekly.com

People You Hate I

don’t hate “people.” I really don’t. In fact, I love “people” — as a general concept. I love them in the same conceptual way I love “hamburger sandwiches.” Now, generally speaking, “hamburger sandwiches” are incredibly delicious and fortifying. That being said, occasionally a specific hamburger sandwich will go awry. Like, when a vegan is behind the grill, and your “hamburger” sandwich suddenly tastes like a “grass, hair and chalk” sandwich. Or when you accidentally sleep with/impregnate the girlfriend of the cook at your favorite hamburger sandwich restaurant — and your hamburger sandwiches begin to acquire not-so-subtle “spit or semen” overtones. That point being made, people are like hamburger sandwiches for me. If I could, I would eat each and every one of you up. That’s how much I love you. HOWEVER! There are people I would most definitely not eat up — because they are icky, awful monsters who probably taste like chalk. For example, here are some upcoming TV shows that prominently feature people you hate

I’m not gonna say Kim Kardashian is like Hitler. HOWEVER! I will say that if Hitler and Pol Pot had a baby, and the baby was spoiled totally rotten, did absolutely nothing with its life except torture and annoy people, AND smelled like it’d been stewing in its own diaper gravy for 48 hours — then, yeah, maybe Kim is like that baby. and would therefore never want to eat: • “Last Man Standing” (ABC, debuts Tue., Oct. 11, 8 p.m.) It’s the long-awaited — by absolutely no one — television return of Tim “Tool Time” Allen, who, in a wild departure from his role on the insanely annoying show “Home Improvement,” plays a macho shithead trying to co-exist with his wife and two daughters … annnnnd unfunny sexist shenanigans ensue. In short, I wouldn’t eat Tim Allen if he were wrapped in bacon, marinated in bourbon and stuffed with candy corn. • “Enlightened” (HBO, debuts Mon., Oct. 10, 9:30 p.m.) Were you forced at gunpoint to see Julia Roberts in “Eat, Pray, Love” — that movie about a divorcée who discovers self-acceptance and inner peace after boning Javier Bardem? ACK! I hate those kinds of self-important hippies and would never, ever eat them!! Happily, HBO’s “Enlightened” (created by Mike White) flips the script on this dusty trope. Harried businesswoman Amy (Laura Dern) suffers a public mental collapse, becomes “enlightened” after a Hawaiian meditation retreat and emerges intent on changing the entire world for the better. Instead, she becomes super-annoying, destroys

everything she touches, and if someone doesn’t kill her before the end of the first season, no one will be more surprised than me. I hereby proclaim this show “delicious.” • “Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Kim’s Fairytale Wedding” (E!, Part 1, Sun., Oct. 9, 8 p.m.) I’m not gonna say Kim Kardashian is like Hitler. HOWEVER! I will say that if Hitler and Pol Pot had a baby, and the baby was spoiled totally rotten, did absolutely nothing with its life except torture and annoy people, AND smelled like it’d been stewing in its own diaper gravy for 48 hours — then, yeah, maybe Kim is like that baby. Even though she’s clearly one of the most detestable, loathsome creatures on Earth, she still expects us to get all excited about her sham of a wedding to NBA star/clueless loser Kris Humphries?? MADAM, THAT’S TOO MUCH TO SWALLOW. (Especially with all the excess “spittle and semen” overtones. Yick.)

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 4 8:00 FOX GLEE Emma’s dad … played by Donnie “Happy Days” Most! … pays a visit. (I thought there weren’t any big stars this year.) 10:00 BRAVO MAD FASHION Former reality show contestant gets his own reality show — which will one day get its own reality show.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5 9:00 HBO GEORGE HARRISON: LIVING IN THE MATERIAL WORLD Martin Scorsese makes a boring documentary about the “quiet” Beatle — and my DVR gently weeps. 10:00 FX AMERICAN HORROR STORY Debut! Ben’s family moves into a haunted mansion … let the psychosexual shenanigans begin!

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 6 9:00 NBC THE OFFICE It’s an interesting day at Dunder-Mifflin when all the warehouse employees win the lottery — AND QUIT. 10:30 FX THE LEAGUE Season premiere! Ruxin’s domination of the fantasy football league is threatened by newcomer Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen)!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7 6:30 TOON YOUNG JUSTICE The Teen Titans are shaken by Aqualad’s surprising revelation that he’s … bipedal!

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8 11:00 BBCA FREE AGENTS Debut! The obviously funnier Brit version of the sitcom currently tanking on NBC. 11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Hosted by Ben Stiller (hopefully with his killer Tom Cruise impersonation).

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 9 10:00 ABC PAN AM Journalists fly Pan Am to cover JFK’s speech in Berlin … aaand pinch some stewardess ass along the way. 10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD Season finale! Walt and Jesse in a battle royale against Gus: WHO YA GOT?!?

MONDAY, OCTOBER 10 8:00 FOX TERRA NOVA A deadly virus endangers the settlers of Terra Nova. (Whatevs … where’s the freaking dinosaurs??) 9:30 HBO ENLIGHTENED Debut! Psychologically fragile Amy returns from her meditation retreat nutbaggier than ever. Wm.™ Steven Humphrey steve@portlandmercury.com october 4-10, 2011 | folio weekly | 11

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Conference Chaos

The pursuit of profit makes for scrambled alliances and a new set of “frenemies”

RAND CASE, ST. MAARTEN — Don’t envy the datleline, folks! Just one of many perks associated with the life of a sportswriter. That life didn’t start until adulthood, of course, but some of my earliest and most enduring memories involve sports. One occurred in first grade, around March of that year. One day after lunch, in an otherwise uneventful class, the teacher brought out an AM radio. What were we going to listen to? A speech by President Carter? No, something far more important — at least in North Carolina. The Atlantic Coast Conference basketball tournament. Did this have educational value? In a measurable sense — the kind that leads to gains on standardized tests and all that — no.

iconography, even if they can’t explain what it means in the larger senses. The largest sense, of course, for college administrators is the bottom line. Which is where the great conference realignments of this decade truly come in. There are many open secrets in college sports. The first one, to quote the great MC Rakim: “Still don’t nothing move but the money.” The second one: All of the money, basically, is in college football these days. Some programs make real money from basketball, sure. But a profitable football program is the golden goose, the thing that makes things like lacrosse and rugby and women’s softball and co-ed naked volleyball possible. So the question has become one of maximizing profit

Maximizing pigskin profits has nothing to do with the time-honored, geographically driven conference alignments. There is no South, North, East, West. What exist now are “attractive matchups.”

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But in a cultural sense, in North Carolina, circa 1980? Absolutely. People defined themselves by their affinity to the North Carolina State Wolfpack or the University of North Carolina Tarheels. Those were your two options. Duke and Wake Forest, at that point, were not options; though, given Duke’s run of hoops success in the last three decades, I’m sure that’s changed. I don’t remember the game we listened to that day, and it’s really not something worth researching to achieve a false sense of verisimilitude. The lesson I learned was a clear one, though: People expect you to have opinions on college sports. Declaring myself for State or Carolina wasn’t even an open election for me when I moved to Raleigh. By the end of that first year, though, I was a dyed-in-the-wool Tarheel fan. 2011 Or so I thought. We were the kind of family that moved a lot. Job transfers, divorces and reconciliations, the whole mess. The next year, I moved to South Carolina, where the choice became Tigers or Gamecocks. A few years after that, a move to Florida, where the slate at that point had three options: Gators, ’Noles or Dawgs. Ya gotta pick one. Over the years I’ve been writing this column, I’ve dealt repeatedly with the cognitive dissonance experienced by college football fans, and the attendant paradox of the most ardent fans often never having attended the school. We saw the consequences of that recently in a Publix parking lot, where two numbskull Dawg fans (but not alumni!) teed off on a hapless bag boy when said bagger complimented the fan’s Bulldog shirt. People take this stuff very seriously — the

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potential from the pigskin. The answer, alas, has nothing to do with the time-honored, geographically driven conference alignments. There is no South, North, East, West; the compass has blown off the roof and impaled someone a block away already. What exist now are “attractive matchups.” This is why Nebraska recently joined The Big 10 (now more accurately The Big 12) and why we’ve had discussions of Texas and Oklahoma joining Pac-12, and Texas A&M moving to the SEC. Conference commissioners like the idea of the money — and the added TV markets. They don’t really care about the little kids being forced to choose which state school to cheer for; what they care about is expanding their brands. “Gee, if only we had Texas A&M, we’d have an excuse to show the SEC Game of the Week between Auburn and South Carolina in El Paso and, wowsers, some potential recruits may see it and come to the SEC!” Sounds swell, doesn’t it? What we know for certain is that by the end of this decade, we will see signifi cant conference realignment. Many of the old names will be gone, as surely as old standbys like the Metro conference have turned to dust. What will remain is what always remains — the profit motive, the calculations by the administrators and a fanbase that will do what is necessary to preserve the illusion that all of this is for their benefit. AG Gancarski themail@folioweekly.com

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MUSIC CELTIC CELT CE LTIC IC THUNDER

The fiveve-man Dublin-born band Celtic Thunder Thun unde derr first rumbled onto the classical crossover scene in 2007. Since then, crossove adult contemporary heartthrobs these adu seven albums, while have ha ve released rel elea ea pperforming pe rformingg throughout North America, even singing a few brogues for Pres. Barack Obama. Celtic TThunder performs on Sunday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $47-$107. 6632-3373. artistseriesjax.org

Reasons to leave the house this week INDIE ROCK DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE

The cryptically named Death Cab for Cutie borrowed their moniker from superb ’60s psychedelic humorists The Bonzo Dog Band, but it’s no mystery that this Pacific Northwest four-piece has earned a loyal following among fans and critics alike on the strength of their singular indie pop sound on releases like ’03’s “Transatlanticism” and their latest album, “Codes and Keys.” Death Cab for Cutie performs on Friday, Oct. 7 at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $36.50 and $46.50. 355-2787.

AUTHOR CYNTHIA BARNETT

For the last 25 years, award-winning journalist and editor Cynthia Barnett has been chronicling environmental issues, particularly that of Florida’s endangered water supply. Her 2007 book, “Mirage,” was named “one of the top 10 books that every Floridian should read” by the St. Petersburg Times. Barnett’s latest work, “Blue Revolution: Unmaking America’s Water Crisis,” continues this course by exploring how communities from San Antonio to Singapore have focused on ethical solutions to living within their water means. Barnett speaks and signs books on Tuesday, Oct. 11 at 7 p.m. at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2100.

FOOT PRINCE DANCE COMPETITION

Do the hustle! The 21st annual First Coast Classic Dancesport Competition is held from Thursday, Oct. 6 through Saturday, Oct. 8 at Renaissance Resort, World Golf Village, 500 Legacy Trail, St. Augustine. The three-day dance extravaganza features competitors busting a move in styles like the cha-cha, salsa, tango, waltz and jive (what? No “Huckabuck”?!), as well as seminars and dining options, including a grand banquet. Tickets range from op $20-$55. 338-9219. firstcoastclassic.com $20

FOOD GREEK FESTIVAL

Opa, dude! The 14th annual St. Augustine Greek Festival is held from Friday, Oct. 7 through Sunday, Oct. 9 at Francis Field, 29 Castillo Drive. It’s a wild weekend of live music, traditional dancing, kids’ activities and tasty Greek fare like dolmathes, loukoumades and other Mediterranean delicacies that Folio Weekly staffers mispronounce as we stuff our festive, ouzo-flushed faces! 829-0504. stauggreekfest.com

LEGEND PETER FRAMPTON

Not many classic rockers can claim to have jammed with both Humble Pie and Soundgarden while finding the time to be a total ’70s rocker hunk. Guitarist Peter Frampton has all that schwag on his résumé, but he’s best known for his multiplatinum-selling “Frampton Comes Alive!” which spawned anthems like “Show Me the Way” and the “talkbox” orgy of “Do You Feel Like We Do?” Since that 1976 breakout hit, the now-61-year-old Frampton has worked with everyone from David Bowie to members of Pearl Jam, even lending his voice to an episode of “The Simpsons.” Frampton performs “Frampton Comes Alive!” in its entirety, along with other fan faves, on Friday, Oct. 7 at 7 p.m. at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets range from $39-$79. 209-0367.

BEST OF JAX PARTY

The votes are tallied, the bribes counted, the threats reported to the cops and everyone still wins at the annual Folio Weekly’s Best of Jax Party on Tuesday, Oct. 11 from 6-9 p.m. at Mojo No. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville. It’s your chance to hobnob with winners, commiserate with losers, be mesmerized by magician Jay Spry, get down to the killer bluegrass sound of Grandpa’s Cough Medicine and enjoy some serious barbecue and booze! Oh, one more thing: free FW temporary tattoos! All that for just $5 (cash only). Tickets, which include two beers and some tasty BBQ, are available at any of the four Mojo locations. We suggest you snag ’em early; we sell out every year! 260-9770, 381-6670. october 4-10, 2011 | folio weekly | 15

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Killer Elite

incomprehensible conspiracy scenario. The opening sequence establishes the friendship between special-ops agents Hunter (De Niro) Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike and Danny (Statham) as they execute an Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, assassination somewhere south of the border. Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Though each is an efficient killing machine, Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Danny wants out of that life after he nearly kills a kid. or older viewers still reeling from the remake His retirement is short-lived, however. of Sam Peckinpah’s “Straw Dogs,” the new Hunter is captured by a dying sheikh, who film “Killer Elite” should not be confused with wants his oldest three sons avenged to 1975’s “The Killer Elite,” one of Peckinpah’s restore his family’s honor, and his spoiledless-successful efforts, starring James Caan and brat youngest son returned to rule the desert Robert Duvall. Besides the nearly identical tribe. To secure Hunter’s release, Danny must titles, though, there are similarities. Both films assass inate the three British special forces are about government assassins, revenge and (SAS) individuals responsible for the earlier conspiracy theories, but that’s about it in terms deaths. For some reason, he’s got to make the of comparison (unless one wants to credit vengeance killings look like accidents and Peckinpah for helping to enable the on-screen provide proof of the deaths. violence so endemic to action/thrillers today). To complicate things, another SAS member, Perhaps one more reference to “Bloody Sam,” Spike Logan (Clive Owen), is trying to prevent as Peckinpah was affectionately known, is in and/or avenge his friends, even though he’s order. The new film features a strong supporting being played like a puppet on a string by performance from Dominic Purcell, who was hidden powers-that-be. There are other flies so dreadfully miscast as the mentally challenged in the ointment as well, with the result that man in the recent version of “Straw Dogs.” practically everybody in the movie is trying to Nearly unrecognizable behind a Fu-Manchu kill everyone else. moustache, Purcell redeems himself here. A final ingredient in the bouillabaisse of a Indeed, the performances in “Killer Elite” script is Danny’s love interest Anne (Yvonne are uniformly convincing if one overlooks the Strahovski, Sarah on TV’s “Chuck”), a pretty gruff-and-tough one-note dimension of Jason blonde country girl with whom Danny became Statham, the film’s star. It’s not that Statham is involved during his failed retirement. Utterly bad, it’s just that he’s no different here than he improbable as her character is, she provides an was in most of the 25-plus movies he’s made excuse for some good scenes with Robert De since 1998. But that’s probably what his fans Niro toward the end. Otherwise, the former want to see — an unshaven, balding Statham greatest American actor of his generation shooting and beating the bejeezus out of would have been relegated to shooting guns hapless bad guys. and exchanging quips with Statham. Though there’s plenty of the usual Statham The best performance in the film belongs to maneuvers in “Killer Elite,” the movie is notably Clive Owen, as the understandably confused enhanced by more rounded performances antagonist to Statham’s muddled hero. Let from its supporting cast, including Robert De there be no mistake that most of the acting in Niro and especially Clive Owen. Together with “Killer Elite” involves some impressive action Purcell and Aden Young as like-minded killers sequences. Nevertheless, Owen, De Niro and Davies and Meier, respectively, the secondarytiered actors elevate the new movie above the Purcell (in that order) manage to bring some “Crank” and “Transporter” mode. It’s not in depth and interest to their characters without • 10 En-Suite Guest Chambers • Located in the Historic District • 3-Course Gourmet the “Bourne” range to which it aspires, but sacrificing any testosterone. Breakfast • English Tea Wed.-Sun. • Heatedby Pool & Spa • Gary Amelia Lounge & Bar “Killer Elite” does manage to transcend the 12:30-3p.m.Directed first-timer McKendry, stereotypes, if •only just. the movie does achieve a surprising Complimentary Bicycles • Complimentary Cocktail Hour • Secure off-streetamount Parkingof Based on “The Feather Men,” a novelized realism despite all the macho derring-do and an • Weddings & Meetings Welcome extremely confusing script. Bourne-lite, “Killer account of the British Special Forces’ 804 Atlantic Avenue (904) 277-4300 Elite” is•nonetheless great popcorn fare. involvement in the 1970-’80s tribal wars in Oman, the movie is basically another Pat McLeod buddy/revenge flick complicated by a nearly themail@folioweekly.com ***@

On the Money

A winning script and solid turn by Brad Pitt help real-life sports story “Moneyball” score a home run Moneyball

***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

aseball, it can be said, is no longer a sport for the masses. The games take forever, there’s rarely much action, and the prevailing notion that it’s “America’s Pastime” is a vestige of previous generations, not our own. So when one hears that “Moneyball” isn’t just about baseball, but the business and scientific/mathematic elements of the grand old game, one might be forgiven if one lets out a big, haven’t-slept-inthree-days yawn. But, boy, would you be missing something. “Moneyball” instantly grabs you with the recurring sports motif of underdogs battling to compete with the Goliaths, and by letting you in behind the closed doors of baseball business, it keeps you intrigued — if not fully captivated — throughout. Based on the true story of the Oakland A’s 2002 season, the movie follows General Manager Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) as he assembles a team of no-names who ultimately compete for the championship. How does he do it? That’s the fascinating part. It’s called “sabremetrics” in some circles, but it boils down to the analysis of baseball through statistics and empirical data, rather than longstanding fundamental traditions of the game. For example, baseball wisdom says that when the leadoff batter gets on first, the next batter should sacrifice an out by bunting, to get the leadoff man to second base. But in sabremetrics, the theory is reversed, because giving up an out when you have only three per inning doesn’t make statistical sense. Accordingly, Beane and his Yale-educatedeconomist assistant, Peter Brand (Jonah Hill), devise a scheme to replace the statistical numbers they lost from the 2001 team with undervalued players who still have something. Making their effort more challenging is the fact that the A’s have only one-third the payroll of the “big market” teams in Boston and New York (roughly $40 million vs. $120 million), so Beane and Brand have to be especially selective about the players they choose.

Fortunately, they choose well: Scott Hatteberg (Chris Pratt) makes the transition from catcher to first base, David Justice (Stephen Bishop) has some good swings in him, while Chad Bradford (Casey Bond), a sidearm pitcher whose hand nearly hits the ground as he throws, is a diamond in the rough. The same can’t be said for Jeremy Giambi (Nick Porrazzo), but like all things, this is an inexact science. Manager Art Howe (Philip Seymour Hoffman), who doesn’t buy into the sabremetric system in part because his contract is up for renewal, is a stumbling block, but Beane’s sly handling of him is a real treat to watch. If there’s a flaw in director Bennett Miller’s (“Capote”) story, it may be that’s there’s a bit too much emphasis on Beane’s personal life, including his failed career as a player and his troubled marriage to wife Sharon (Robin Wright). A few scenes showing Beane’s shortcomings in the big’s would’ve sufficed; 15 minutes is overkill. The moments with Beane’s daughter Casey (Kerris Dorsey), however, though initially tedious, do have a surprising emotional payoff. A strong script by Aaron Sorkin (“The Social Network”) and Steven Zaillian (“Schindler’s List”), working from Michael Lewis’ book, “Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game,” certainly help the dramatic scenes resonate. Credit also goes to Pitt, an actor with underappreciated range who gets us to like Beane as well as understand his harsh business moves. It may be asking too much for an Oscar nomination for such a straightforward role, but Pitt’s screen presence is the glue that holds all the pieces together. Believe it or not, this was a passion project for Pitt (it was supposed to shoot in 2009 with Steven Soderbergh directing, but plans fell through), so to see him make the most of the opportunity is inspiring in the same way as watching the underdog, hard-working A’s players struggle. “Moneyball” does what many surely thought impossible: It makes a story about baseball science profoundly moving and interesting. Remember, you don’t have to like baseball to enjoy a great, extremely well-told story that happens to be about the game.

Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

The Curious Case of the Benjamin Franklins: Brad Pitt keeps his focus on the cash flow in the hit sports biopic “Moneyball.”

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ABDUCTION **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Teen hunk Taylor Lautner tries his adorable hand at an adult action thriller about a young man thrown into a world of intrigue and danger, after he learns he may have been kidnapped as a child. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER **** Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park Chris Evans stars in a story about a patriotic WWII-era soldier-turned-superhero who battles evil. COLOMBIANA Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Hollywood River City Director Luc Besson’s action thriller stars Zoe Saldana as Cataleya, a South American hitwoman, killing for business and the pleasure of revenge.

Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach, San Marco Theatre Based on a true story, director Jonathan Levine’s dramedy stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen as best buddies whose friendship is tested when one of them is diagnosed with cancer. Anjelica Huston and Bryce Dallas Howard co-star. HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2 Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square A spellbinding farewell starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Ralph Fiennes. ***G

THE HELP **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, 5 Points Theatre, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Emma Stone and Viola Davis star in this tale set in 1960s Mississippi, about a young woman who collects the stories of African-American women in her town who’ve spent their lives working for white families — and publishes them in a sensational book.

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HIGHER GROUND **@@ Rated R • Regal Beach Vera Farmiga makes her directorial debut and also stars as Carolyn Briggs, a devout woman whose faith is tested when her marriage unravels.

CONTAGION Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Steven Soderbergh’s film stars Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Marion Cotillard and (briefly) Gwyneth Paltrow in a winning thriller about a deadly airborne pandemic sweeping the globe.

I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg Kinnear and Pierce Brosnan star in this comedy about a married couple trying to balance love, business, family and (gulp) fidelity.

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COURAGEOUS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach A faith-based film about four police officers navigating different stages of fatherhood. THE DEBT **@@ Rated R • Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues Jessica Chastain, Sam Worthington and Helen Mirren star in this spy thriller about Nazi hunters and their four-decade mission to get a notorious Nazi war criminal.

DOLPHIN TALE Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. This family-geared tale, starring Harry Connick Jr., Morgan Freeman and Nathan Gamble, is about a young dolphin named Winter and her search for a life with “porpoise.” Pun alert! **@@

DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK Rated R • AMC Regency Square Creepy fare from Guillermo del Toro about a family (Guy Pearce, Katie Holmes, Bailee Madison) and their new house … and creepy houseguests. ***@

DOOKUDU **@@ Not Rated • Cinemark Tinseltown The Bollywood comedy stars Prakash Raj as an idealistic young man pulled into politics, while trying to navigate a growing family drama.

DREAM HOUSE **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This creepy thriller, starring Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts and Rachel Weisz, is about a family’s eerie New England home. DRIVE ***G Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach This crime thriller stars Ryan Gosling as a movie stuntman who’s also a driver for thieves in need of a quick getaway. When a big heist gets screwed up, he gets the blame — and a price on his head. Co-starring Carey Mulligan and Christina Hendricks.

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KILLER ELITE ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Reviewed in this issue. LAUGH AT MY PAIN **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square This concert documentary about comedian Kevin Hart includes candid backstage and interview footage as well as scenes from Hart’s comedy tour that grossed a whopping $15 million. LIFE, ABOVE ALL Rated PG-13 • Regal Beach This Cannes Film Festival favorite and Academy Award nominee chronicles the relationship between a mother and daughter in contemporary South Africa. ***@

THE LION KING 3-D ***@ Rated G • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Disney’s 1994 animated fave, remastered in 3-D, features the voices of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Matthew Broderick, James Earl Jones, Whoopi Goldberg and Cheech Marin. MAUSAM Not Rated • AMC Regency Square It’s true love for Harry, a Punjabi Air Force officer and Aayat, a Kashmiri refugee. Through political chaos and religious conflict, their eternal bond endures. Bring your hanky. **@@

MONEYBALL Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Reviewed in this issue. ***@

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues Director Rupert Wyatt’s take on the classic sci-fi story of man versus monkey swings with killer performances by James Franco and Andy Serkis, as the reluctant apeturned-super-ape Caesar. Tasteful special effects help “Rise” climb to the top of the blockbusters. SHARK NIGHT **@@

Rated PG-13 • Hollywood River City Sara Paxton and Sinqua Walls discover their weekend getaway at the lake includes party crashers — hundreds of hungry sharks!

Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville screens “Dirty Pictures,” a documentary about the controversy of an exhibit of Robert Mapplethorpe’s photographs, on Oct. 8 at 2 p.m. at 333 N. Laura St., downtown. Known for his portrait of former lover and muse Patti Smith, featured on her debut album cover, Mapplethorpe (1946-’89) made large-scale, stylized portraits of flowers as well as nudes. A discussion follows the screening. 366-6911.

SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Jessica Alba plays Marissa, a retired spy who juggles raising a family and battling the evil villain Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) when he tries to take over the world. **@@

STRAW DOGS Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine Director Rod Lurie’s remake of Sam Peckinpah’s inventive 1971 action flick is gritty and effective. James Marsden, Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard star in the story of a couple terrorized during a Mississippi getaway. ***@

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MOVIES UNDER THE BRIDGE “Cars” is screened at 7:04 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Riverside Arts Market, under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. Admission is free. 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com POT BELLY’S CINEMA “The Guard,” “Sarah’s Key” and “Crazy, Stupid, Love” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101. 5 POINTS THEATRE “The Help” screens at 5 and 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 4, 5 and 6 at 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., Jacksonville. Watch the Gators against the LSU Tigers — free — at 8 p.m. on Oct. 8. 359-0047. 5pointstheatre.com

Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Hollywood River City Tom Hardy, Joel Edgerton and Nick Nolte star in this moody drama about two brothers who try to work out their differences in and out of the arena of Mixed Martial Arts competition.

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “Rescue 3D,” “Legends of Flight 3D,” “The Wildest Dream,” “Born To Be Wild 3D,” “The Ultimate Wave Tahiti 3D,” “Hubble 3D” and “Under The Sea 3D” are shown at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER? Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach When Ally (Anna Farris) reads a story claiming that women who’ve had more than 20 lovers never find a husband, she rekindles romantic fires with an ex-boyfriend.

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OTHER FILMS ENVIRONMENTAL FILM SERIES The documentary “The Last Mountain” is screened at 7 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, 2487 A1A S., St. Augustine. “Gasland” runs on Oct. 13. $5 donation. 461-3541. NO IMPACT MAN The Sierra Club Northeast Group screens this free documentary at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 10 at Episcopal School’s Sykes Theater, 4455 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. 247-1876. florida.sierraclub.org

FAST FIVE Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Dwayne Johnson star in the “Fast and Furious” franchise about hot rodders in fast-paced (naturally) action, fueled by an international doublecross. Did we mention fast cars and hot babes? SCREAM 4 Small town Woodsboro suffers the rampaging killer Ghostface; 15 years on, Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) returns to plug her survivor’s memoir. Wes Craven directs this gory yet boring story co-starring David Arquette and Courteney Cox. SALO: THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM Among the most controversial films in cinematic history, director Pier Paolo Pasolini’s 1975 movie sets Marquis de Sade’s notorious 1785 novel of psycho-sexuality in WWII-era Italy. Banned for decades and defended by everyone from Martin Scorsese to Alec Baldwin, “Salo” is finally released here. The deluxe edition has interviews with Pasolini and a documentary about the film’s storied past.

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

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apes ‘n Tapes should run for president. They’ve got deeper Midwestern roots than 2011 Michele Bachmann,©a more populist slant than Mitt Romney, and an “aw shucks” humility that would probably get even a bombastic showboater like Rick Perry elected in a heartbeat. But Tapes ‘n Tapes are no good on the campaign trail. Instead, they’ve been quietly peddling an irresistible blend of jittery, buzzing indie rock for the past eight years. Drawing on a little bit of Pixies, a dash of Pavement and a whole lotta fellow Minnesotans, The Replacements, Tapes ‘n Tapes have stuck to their guns — silly electro trends and weaksauce critiques from the music journalism world be damned. Folio Weekly caught up with lead singer/ guitarist Josh Grier to talk day jobs, oceanic dips and a return to the band’s independent roots.

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Folio Weekly: Your last album, “Outside,” came out in January. Are you still touring primarily on that material? Josh Grier: Definitely. I don’t know if we’ll bust out any new songs on this tour — we always have new stuff, but with three albums, we feel like we have a bunch of material that we didn’t get to play last tour. It’s like trying to pick and choose.

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F.W.: After recording your sophomore album, “Walk It Off,” for indie powerhouse XL Records, you released “Outside” on your own label, ibid records. Was it a less stressful experience? J.G.: A little bit, in that we were totally in control of our timeline. There was never too much stress working with XL, though; our time

this record on our own. We were confident in how we wanted it to sound and how we wanted to release it, so it seemed pretty natural doing it on our own. We were just trying to go back to the basics of what we’d done with our first EP and with [debut album] “The Loon.” F.W.: Even after “The Loon” brought you so much success, I understand you were all working day jobs. Is that still a fact of the band’s life? J.G.: I had a day job until a year and a half ago, but I got laid off and now I’m a full-time musician. The other guys all work odd jobs,

outside influences? J.G.: I’m a firm believer that anything you hear is going to influence you one way or another, whether it’s what you hear on the radio or see in day-to-day life. So yes, at the time of recording “The Loon,” I was listening to Johnny Cash and things like that. F.W.: What kind of music motivates you today? J.G.: I’m all over the board. I’ve been on a pretty heavy international music kick — old ’70s psych and tropicalia. I think it’s amazing and refreshing that great music like that will eventually rise to the surface. I also just got the new Thurston Moore and Unknown Mortal Orchestra records. I’m constantly behind

“I’m a firm believer that anything you hear is going to influence you one way or another, whether it’s what you hear on the radio or see in day-to-day life.” construction or bartending. You gotta pay the bills and stay busy. [Laughs.] F.W.: Especially in frigid ol’ Minnesota. Tell us what the music scene is like up there. J.G.: There’s constantly an influx of new bands, because there are a lot of small venues. If you have a band, you can get a show, which helps foster a creative environment. Nobody’s undercutting anybody to get a show, you know? It’s all very supportive. There are also a couple of radio stations in town that offer up a bunch of support for local music. The more bands there are, the more people are in tune with what’s going on locally, the better a scene it becomes and the better the music that comes out of it. F.W.: In my opinion, Tapes ‘n Tapes’ early stuff had a rockabilly vibe, especially on hit songs like “Insistor.” Did that come from

trying to catch up on what’s coming out. There’s so much crazy music out there, though, that you have to try and soak up as much as you can. F.W.: Thye band has played Café Eleven a few times in the past. Is it a stop you’re looking forward playing? J.G.: Oh yeah, we are very pumped to get back down to Florida. We were bummed we couldn’t make it on our winter tour, so it was definitely high on our priority list. Some of our favorite shows have been in Florida, and especially at Café Eleven — it’s always a pretty raucous time. Last time, there was some girl with a hula-hoop on stage, along with other shenanigans. And I don’t think we’ve ever missed a dip in the ocean when we’ve been in St. Augustine. Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

American Original: Dr. Ralph Stanley performs at the Ponte Vedra Concert Hall.

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Bluegrass legend Ralph Stanley reflects on a life as storied as the songs he sings AN EVENING WITH RALPH STANLEY Saturday, Oct. 8 at 7 p.m. Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach Advance tickets are $39; $44 the day of show 209-0399

ook up “living legend” in the musical dictionary and you’ll find a picture of 84-year-old Dr. Ralph Stanley, dressed in his Sunday best, stoically staring down from his mountainous Virginia home. Since 1946, Stanley and his backing band, the Clinch Mountain Boys, have been the prime progenitors of traditional bluegrass — no electrified, countrified or nu-grass intrusions allowed. Some may call it “old-timey” music, as many people did after the blockbuster 2000 movie “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” brought those forms of early bluegrass, Primitive Baptist gospel and

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Since 1946, Stanley and his backing band, the Clinch Mountain Boys, have been the prime progenitors of traditional bluegrass — no electrified, countrified or nu-grass intrusions allowed. mountain holler music into the mainstream. Accordingly, Stanley was a major part of that film and its Grammy Award-winning soundtrack, performing the stirring a cappella version of “Oh Death” that was used in the film, and no doubt watching with joy as his 1951 hit “Man Of Constant Sorrow” was re-popularized. The star turn had a major affect on Stanley’s career, earning him an induction into the Grand Ole Opry, a “Living Legend” medal from the Library of Congress, and IBMA, ACM and CMA Awards for Best Album of the Year. Stanley also won the first two Grammys of his long and storied career, for Best Male Country Vocal Performance on “Oh Death” and shared Album of the Year for the whole soundtrack, after numerous nominations throughout his 55 years in the music biz. Yet in an interview with Folio Weekly, the still-humble Dr. Stanley downplays his achievements. “It was a good experience,” he says of participating in “O Brother,” “but just another show for me. I was proud to get the [Grammy], though; that was the one I really wanted to win.” Asked how it stacks up with his other awards — an honorary Doctorate of

and R&B encroached on the American music tableau, their popularity waned. And after Carter died in 1966, Ralph wasn’t sure if he could go on. “It’s still hard,” he admits with a sigh. “I still miss him.” While he toiled in relative obscurity until the massive success of “O Brother,” Stanley was responsible for fostering the careers of legendary pickers like Ricky Skaggs, Keith Whatley, Larry Sparks and Roy Lee Centers. Stanley concedes that, in the 21st century, he’s unsure about the future of traditional bluegrass. “Bluegrass has changed altogether,” he says. “Used to be one form of it, now there’s about 15 or 20. Everybody that’s got a banjo or a fiddle calls themselves bluegrass nowadays.” Of course, Stanley’s son Ralph II has his own band now, and grandson Nathan even tours with the Clinch Mountain Boys. Dr. Stanley admits, “To tell you the truth, I don’t know too many of the youngsters that are learning the songs that I did. A lot of people are doing something that don’t belong to bluegrass — I just hope they don’t mess it up.” Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com october 4-10, 2011 | folio weekly | 21

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Dalgoz and Key-Low anchor a stacked bill of primo hip hop at Brewster’s Pit DALGOZ and KEY-LOW appear with BIZZY BONE, R.A. THE RUGGED MAN, DANNY DIABLO, COUSIN CLEETUS, DGAF, PRIMER 55 and DRP Friday, Oct. 7 at 7 p.m. Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville Tickets are $10 223-9850

algoz and Key-Low (not to be confused with Lowkey) have collaborated on several projects in recent years, including tracks on Dalgoz’ fourth album, “I’m Ztill On It” and Key-Low’s sixth, “4 Tha Love of Music,” in addition to 2010’s “The Year of The Ox.” They’ve also shared stages with legendary acts like Wu-Tang Clan, Method Man & Redman and Freeway. Some of these shows were at Brewster’s Pit, where they return on Oct. 7 to open a show that includes indie-rap heavyweight R.A. the Rugged Man and Bizzy Bone, of the hugely influential Cleveland crooners Bone Thugz N Harmony. The pair emailed with Folio Weekly during a break in their bizzy schedule, a discussion in which Dalgoz’s ezz-oteric dialect was in full effect.

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Folio Weekly: What sets your material apart from the pack? Key-Low: I’m a musician and produce all of my own material, which separates me from most. As an MC, myself and Dalgoz reign supreme beings. Dalgoz: I’m a tranzcender, I evolve, not into the Booty Wacknezz … Amongzt Emceez I am Da Lyrical god Oph da Zouth, thatz my handle, zo that zhould anzwer it all. I’m zkilled, extremely by the Grace of the “Father” zo I dont really flaunt a lot anymore. I’ve battled and deztroyed in battle, zo I’m well-tezted. F.W.: How long have you been performing? K.L.: I first got involved as a hip-hop artist back in ’96. I started making beats with a Casio keyboard and was recording on a four-track Tascam Portastudio. It was high bias cassette tapes all day long back then. Old-school cats know what I’m talkin’ about. D.G.: I’ve been involved in the “Axzhunville” hip-hop zcene for az long az there haz been one, all the way back to the “Hitman” and “Jeff Lee” dayz. My total time doing thiz iz longer than we have time to dizcuzz.

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F.W.: How long have you worked with each other? K.L.: I’ve known Dalgoz since like 2004, he was always drinkin’ on a big glass of brew at Fuel in 5 Points on the regular. We saw how hard each of us were both grindin’ and decided to lace a track. But that didn’t occur till 2007 when I dropped my “Reflectionz” CD. We recorded “Rep Your Hood” and after that it was on! We liked it so much that in 2009 we released a collaborative LP “The Year of The Ox.” D.G.: Hiz ztyle iz like a zonic blend of hip-hop, rock, funk and acid jazz or houze. At firzt, I didn’t think it

would be good with my hard hip-hop emcee cruzher ztyle, after we made “Rep Your Hood” I knew We could do Big thingz az a unit, and individually, zo We kept doing it, made an album opened for WU, and are ztill mazhing to the day. F.W.: What can be done by the media and fans to enhance the profile of regional hip-hop? Do you think the stuff being produced here can compete on a national level? K.L.: Yes, of course! We have so much talent around here that is capable of making it on a national level but too many crabs [in the pot]! Too many people are jealous when they see another artist making progress they have yet to achieve. We all have the same dreams, get out there and support each other, Don’t Hate, Congratulate! D.G.: Zupport your local actz — Period! Come to a zhow, buy a CD, Tee-Zhirt, zticker, call the radio and requezt them. Call Mayor Brown and azk him to appropriate zome fundz or allocate zomething to Duval County entertainment — not a label or group, juzt to the general [artists] coming up. We can compete on an International level cauze we have an amalgamation of zound here. I mean, it’z crazy how many viable and worthy Artiztz we have here that could make an impact on the Induztry. F.W.: What is the wackest shit you’ve heard this year? D.G.: It would have to be that Bruh-Bruh zhyte by Plies, even DMX commented on it unbelieveable izhbull, and I juzt heard zomething new by half of the group Playaz Circle at Chainz, “I Zpend It.” I aint hating them becauze they are doing what they do, I juzt dont like that izh period. K.L.: I can’t stand Lady Gaga, And is she maybe Marilyn Manson’s twin? Shelton Hull themail@folioweekly.com

Light it up: Rappers Dalgoz (left), Key-Low and Mag Ick Touch prepare to illuminate the crowd at Brewster’s Pit.

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CAVE, ANTARCTIC, OPIATE EYES, YANKEE STEREO The heavy drone rock kicks off at 8 p.m. on Oct. 4 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 353-4692. ULTIMATE GUITAR CROSSING with ERNIE EVANS, ARVID SMITH, RICK NESMITH Ferocious picking starts at 8 p.m. on Oct. 4 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 399-1740. JOSHUA JAMES, HONEY HONEY Indie folkie James performs at 8 p.m. on Oct. 4 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. 3 DOORS DOWN, THEORY OF A DEADMAN, POPEVIL Modern rockers 3 Doors Down perform at 4:30 p.m. on Oct. 5 at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A S., St. Augustine. Tickets range from $29.50-$60. 209-0367. ROBERT LESTER FOLSOM, KEVIN LEE NEWBERRY This pair of local psychedelic troubadours appears at 6 p.m. on Oct. 5 at the Main Library, 303. N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 630-2366. STAINED ASHES, ULTRACOVEN The local heavyweights play at 6 p.m. on Oct. 5 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. TAPES â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;N TAPES, HOWLER, SUNBEARS! Indie faves Tapes â&#x20AC;&#x2122;n Tapes perform at 8 p.m. on Oct. 5 at CafĂŠ Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. Tickets are $13. 460-9311. TWO FRESH, GREENHOUSE LOUNGE The electro and jam band, uh, jamming starts at 8 p.m. on Oct. 5 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 398-7496. ROBIN RUTENBERG, LUCKY COSTELLO, MORNINGWAR This night of indie rock kicks off at 8 p.m. on Oct. 5 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 353-4692. IMPERATIVE REACTION, S SYSTEM N, DAKHEAD, GOD MODULE, EARTH EMPIRE, TWITCH THE RIPPER The local headbangers kick off at 6 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. STRENGTHEN WHAT REMAINS, VIRTUES, RETURNERS Faithbased rock kicks off at 7 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 388-3179. SAM PACETTI, KORT McCUMBER Local singer-songwriter Pacetti plays at 8 p.m. on Oct. 6 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $12. 399-1740. THE ATLAS MOTH, KEN MODE, KHANN, REMAINS, VOMIKAUST The bands play at 8 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5. 353-4692.

Aviles and King streets in downtown St. Augustine. 217-3685. JUNIOR BOYS, EGYPTRIXX, DJ WES REED Electro freaks SWAMP CABBAGE, GUNGA DIN Walter Parksâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; swamp rock trio Junior Boys perform at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 Ponte Vedra Concert appears at 7 p.m. on Oct. 8 at CafĂŠ Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $12; St. Augustine Beach. Advance tickets are $8; $10 at the door. $14 at the door. 209-0399. 460-9311. JENNIFER CHASE Singer-songwriter Chase is on at 6:30 p.m. VERTICAL AXIS, COME WHAT MAY, I DRIVE A STATION on Oct. 7 at Pizza Palace, 920 Margaret St., 598-1212. Chase WAGON, THE HIGHEST, BEWARE THE NEVERENDING The also performs at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Pizza Palace, 1959 San bands play on Oct. 8 at Murray Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. Marco Blvd., San Marco, 399-8815. S., Jax. Advance tickets are $8; $10 at the door. 388-3179. BIZZY BONE, R.A. THE RUGGED MAN, DANNY DIABLO, An Evening with DR. RALPH STANLEY Bluegrass legend COUSIN CLEETUS, DGAF, PRIMER 55, DRP, DALGOZ, KEYStanley performs at 7 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, LOW Primo hip hop kicks off at 7 p.m. on Oct. 7 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach. Advance tickets are $39; $44 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. at the door. 209-0399. PETER FRAMPTON Classic rock legend Frampton performs at IRATION, TOMORROWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BAD SEEDS, THROUGH THE ROOTS 7 p.m. on Oct. 7 at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340 A1A S., St. The reggae music kicks off at 8 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Freebird Live, Augustine. Tickets range from $39 to $79. 209-0367. 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $17. 246-2473. FUTURE OF FORESTRY, QUIET SCIENCE, THE TELL TALE EMILY KOPP, DAN McCLINTOCK The singer-songwriters play HEART, ARYLNN The bands play at 7 p.m. on Oct. 7 at Murray at 8 p.m. on Oct. 8 at European Street CafĂŠ, 5500 Beach Blvd., Hill Theatre, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., Jacksonville. Advance tickets Jacksonville. Admission is $10. 399-1740. are $8; $10 day of show. 388-3179. MUDFEST with GRANDPAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COUGH MEDICINE, PAPER TOMMY TALTON Southern rock legend Talton plays at 8 p.m. on TONGUES, KORT McCUMBER The annual benefit features live Oct. 7 at European Street CafĂŠ, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. music, food, kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; activities and slippinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and a-slidinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; in the mud Admission is $15. 399-1740. starting at 8 a.m. on Oct. 8 at Jax Equestrian Center, 13611 DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE These indie rock faves appear at 8 p.m. Normandy Blvd. bosellifoundation.com on Oct. 7 at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. POTLUCK, MISTER FAB, GLASSES MALONE, SUNSPOT JONZ, Tickets are $36.50 and $46.50. 355-2787. J HORNAY The hip hop starts at 7 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s DUNE DOGS BAND The local band is on at 8 p.m. on Oct. 7 at Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. Culhaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. HILLVALLEY The local Americana artists HILLvalley perform APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION (Guns Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Roses tribute), at 8 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., AZMYTH, MAGISTRATE A rare faux Axl Rose sighting is featured Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496. at 8 p.m. on Oct. 7 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. GOLIATH FLORES Musician Flores appears at 1 p.m. on Oct. 9 Tickets are $10. 246-2473. DEAN JOHANSEN Singer-songwriter Johansen performs at 9 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791. p.m. on Oct. 7 at The Milltop Tavern, 19 1/2 Saint George St., St. EVANS ACOUSTIC DUO The unplugged pair appears at 5 p.m. Augustine. 829-2329. on Oct. 9 at European Street CafĂŠ, 992 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. THOMAS WYNN & THE BELIEVERS CD release party with 399-1740. GRANDPAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COUGH MEDICINE Primo local rock and bluegrass HOLIDAZED, JAH ELECT, PROVERBIAL, MATT HENDERSON are featured at 10 p.m. on Oct. 7 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach & THE INVISIBLE FRIENDS, CIARAN SONTAG The local rock Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 247-6636. and reggae kick off at 6 p.m. on Oct. 10 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Chroma plays at 11:45 a.m., Terrill Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850. at 2:30 p.m. on Oct. 8 at of Riverside Arts Market, under the Fuller MOLOTOV SOLUTION, Ask THE DEVASTATED, FIT FOR AN Produced promise benefit sUpport for Action Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville. 554-6865. AUTOPSY The Las Vegas rockers blow up the stage at 6 p.m. FIESTA DE AVILES with LARRY NADER, GOLIATH FLORES, on Oct. 11 at Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. SAM RODRIGUEZ, LATIN JAZZ TRIO, SCHOLARâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WORD, Tickets are $10. 223-9850. COLTON McKENNA The music kicks off at noon on Oct. 8 on CHRIS CASTLE, THE WOMACK FAMILY BAND This night of

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WANDA JACKSON, LAUREL LEE & THE ESCAPEES Oct. 12, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall DURAN DURAN, NEON TREES Oct. 13, St. Augustine Amphitheatre GALEN KIPAR, SALTWATER GRASS Oct. 13, Mojo Kitchen AN HORSE Oct. 15, Jack Rabbits JACKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S MANNEQUIN Oct. 15, Freebird Live WILLIE GREEN Oct. 15, CafĂŠ Eleven HELMET Oct. 16, Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit NEW PORNOGRAPHERS Oct. 16, Freebird Live REV. HORTON HEAT, SUPERSUCKERS Oct. 17, Freebird Live UNWRITTEN LAW, THE ATARIS Oct. 18, Jack Rabbits ELECTRIC SIX, KITTEN Oct. 19, Jack Rabbits UNDEROATH, COMEBACK KID Oct. 19, Freebird Live INSANE CLOWN POSSE, TWIZTID, BLAZE Oct. 20, Plush THE TOASTERS, RED FIVE POINT STAR, FIFTY FOOT ORDINANCE, SELF EMPLOYED Oct. 20, Jack Rabbits REGINA CARTER Oct. 20, The Florida Theatre DEER TICK Oct. 20, CafĂŠ Eleven BIG D & THE KIDS TABLE Oct. 21, Jack Rabbits HEAVY PETS Oct. 21, Mojo Kitchen STEEL PULSE Oct. 21, Freebird Live SHANE DWIGHT, THE ERIC CULBERSON BAND Oct. 22, Mojo Kitchen FOXY SHAZAM Oct. 22, Jack Rabbits TV ON THE RADIO Oct. 23, The Florida Theatre SHANNON & THE CLAMS, KING LOLIPOP, WAYLAND THORNTON & THE HEAVY HANDS Oct. 23, CafĂŠ Eleven THE MEATMEN Oct. 26, Brewsterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pit EASTON CORBIN Oct. 27, Mavericks BALTHROP, ALABAMA Oct. 27, 5 Points Theatre LEDISI Oct. 27, The Florida Theatre GUITAR SHORTY Oct. 27, Mojo Kitchen COREY SMITH Oct. 28, The Florida Theatre

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Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur. MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 Thomas Wynn & the Believers CD release with Grandpa’s Cough Medicine at 10 p.m. on Oct. 7 MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Live music nightly NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Live music every Thur.-Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Live music every weekend THE PIER RESTAURANT, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 Darren Corlew from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Kurt Lanham on Oct. 5. The Splinters on Oct. 6. The Company on Oct. 7 & 8. Ron Perry on Oct. 9 RITZ LOUNGE, 139 Third Ave. N., 246-2255 DJ Jenn Azana every Tue.-Sat. DJ Ibay every Mon. DJ Ginsu every Sun. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Live music every Wed.-Mon. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

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CLUB TSI, 333 E. Bay St. Live music every weekend DE REAL TING CAFE, 128 W. Adams St., 633-9738 DJs Mix Master Prince, Pete, Stylish, Big Bodie play reggae, calypso, R&B, hip hop and top 40 every Fri. & Sat. DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 George Aspinall Band at 5 p.m. on Oct. 6. Lyons from 7 p.m.-mid. on Oct. 7. Rick Arcusa Band from 7 p.m.-mid. on Oct. 8. Jam Sandwich from 4-9 p.m. on Oct. 9 THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 356-1110 Easton Corbin on Oct. 27. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Wits End on Oct. 6. Street Legal on Oct. 7. Open mic every Tue. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on Oct. 5. Black Creek Rising at 9 p.m. on Oct. 6. Bambi Shoots Back at 9:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 & 8. Reggae on the deck at 5 p.m. on Oct. 9. DJ BG every Mon.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Stained Ashes and Ultracoven on Oct. 5. Imperative Reaction, S System N, Dakhead, God Module, Earth Empire, Twitch The Ripper on Oct. 6. Bizzy Bone, R.A. The Rugged Man, Danny Diablo, Cousin Cleetus, DGAF, Primer 55, DRP, Dalgoz and Key-Low on Oct. 7. Potluck, Mister Fab, Glasses Malone, Sunspot Jonz and J Hornay on Oct. 8. Holidazed, Jah Elect, Proverbial, Matt Henderson & The Invisible Friends and Ciaran Sontag on Oct. 10. Molotov Solution, The Devastated and Fit For an Autopsy on Oct. 11 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Circle of Influence at 9 p.m. on Oct. 7 & 8. DJ Jack spins for Karaoke dance party every Tue. & Sun. DJ Two3 spins for ladies nite every Wed. DJ Two4 spins every Thur. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Live music every Fri.

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The Fiesta de Aviles features live music from the likes of Larry Nader, Goliath Flores, Sam Rodriguez, Scholar’s Word (pictured) and others from noon-10 p.m. on Oct. 8 on Aviles Street at King Street in downtown St. Augustine. 217-3685. p.m. on the last Wed. each month RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Craig Hand every Sat. Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. TREE STEAKHOUSE, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 262-0006 Boril Ivanov Trio at 7 p.m. every Thur. David Gum at 7 p.m. every Fri.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Swerved on Oct. 6. Driven on Oct. 7 & 8. DJ Waldo every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar every Wed. Buck Smith Project every Mon.

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DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 Chip Vandiver at 6 p.m. on Oct. 5. Local talent nite every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. Garage Band at 8 p.m. every Fri. Jam & open mic at 4 p.m. every Biker Sunday.

PONTE VEDRA

LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 285-0139 Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Tony Novelly from 6-10 p.m. every Mon. NINETEEN at Sawgrass, 110 Championship Way, 273-3235 Time2Swing at 6 p.m. every Thur. Strings of Fire every Sat. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 The John Earle Band at 6 p.m. on Oct. 5. High Tides of Jazz at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6. Be Easy at 4 p.m., Evans Bros. at 8 p.m. on Oct. 7. Darren Corlew Band on Oct. 8. Be Easy at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 10. Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 DJ Dots every Tue. Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Strengthen What Remains, Virtues and Returners at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6. Future of Forestry, Quiet Science, The TellTale Heart and Arlynn at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 7. King of the Hill Round 1: Vertical Axis, Come What May, I Drive a Station Wagon, The Highest and Beware the Neverending at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 8 PIZZA PALACE, 920 Margaret St., 598-1212 Jennifer Chase at 6:30 p.m. every Fri. WALKERS, 2692 Post St., 894-7465 Jax Arts Collaborative every Tue. Patrick & Burt every Wed. DJ Jeremiah every Thur. Acoustic every Thur.-Sat. Dr. Bill & His Solo Practice of Music at 5 p.m. every Fri.

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 The Committee on Oct. 6, 7 & 8

AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Smokin Joe on Oct. 4. Colton McKenna on Oct. 7. Keith Godwin & Robert Williams on Oct. 8. Karaoke at 8 p.m. on Oct. 9 THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on Oct. 7. Songwriters open mic night with TJ Ward every Mon. CAFE ELEVEN, 540 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 Tapes ’n Tapes, Howler and Sunbears! on Oct. 5. Swamp Cabbage and Gunga Din on Oct. 8 CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 The Committee at 7 p.m. on Oct. 7. Kenny & Tony at 2 p.m., The Committee at 7 p.m. on Oct. 8. Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on Oct. 9 CHICAGO PIZZA & BAKERY, 107 Natures Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700 Greg Flowers hosts open-mic and jazz piano from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. THE GROOVE CAFE, 130 SeaGrove Main St., St. Augustine Beach, 547-2740 Ryan Silvestris at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 4 & 11. Clayton Bush at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 6. Deron Baker at 7 p.m. on Oct. 8 JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at noon every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 The Human Condition at 9 p.m. on Oct. 7. Cliff Knizley Band at 9 p.m. on Oct. 8. Colton McKenna at 1 p.m. on Oct. 9. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. THE REEF, 4100 Coastal Hwy., Vilano Beach, 824-8008 Richard Kuncicky from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. every Sun. SANGRIAS PIANO BAR, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Soul Searchers every Wed. Jim Asalta every Thur. Jazz every Fri. The Housecats every Sat. Sunny & the Flashbacks every Sun. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex hosts Karaoke every Mon. SIRENS, 113 Anastasia Blvd., 460-2641 Ruckus at 9 p.m. on Oct. 7. Chillula on Oct. 8 THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Hooch on Oct. 7 & 8. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur. ZHANRAS, 108 Anastasia Blvd., 823-3367 Deron Baker & Soulo every Tue. DJ Cep spins ’80s & disco every Sun. Vinny Jacobs open mic every Mon.

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN

AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Bill Schafer at 9 p.m. on Oct. 4 & 5. Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Karaoke every Wed. & Fri. Live music

every Thur. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. Salsa every Sun. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. THE GRAPE, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-7111 Live music every Fri. & Sat. John Earle every Mon. DJ Mikeology every Thur. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Karaoke from 7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Jimmy Solari on Oct. 5. Bryan Ripper on Oct. 6. Aaron Sheeks on Oct. 7. Sam Mandrick on Oct. 8 MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Tim O’Shea on Oct. 5. Open mic nite every Tue. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Parkway N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music every Tue.-Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Mon.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Ernie Evans, Arvid Smith & Rick Nesmith at 8 p.m. on Oct. 4. Sam Pacetti & Kort McCumber at 8 p.m. on Oct. 6. Jazz every 2nd Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. DJ Omar spins dance every Fri. DJs Harry, Rico & Nestor spin salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Joshua James and Honey Honey on Oct. 4. Two Fresh and Greenhouse Lounge on Oct. 5. HILLvalley on Oct. 8. Man on Earth, Before the Exit, Weatherstar and Mitchy C on Oct. 11 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur. PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square & Band of Destiny at 8 p.m. every Mon. John Earle Band every Tue. DJs Wes Reed & Matt Caulder spin indie dance & electro every Wed. Split Tone & DJ Comic every Thur.

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live music from 8-11 p.m. every Tue., Wed. & Thur. Piano Bar with Will Hurley from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., a DJ spins till close every Fri. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. Salsa every Sun. BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic from 7-11 p.m. with Chris Hall every Tue. & every first Sun. Live music at 8 p.m. every Fri., at 6 p.m. every Sat. & at 5 p.m. every Sun. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall at 8 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 398-1717 Tommy Talton at 8 p.m. on Oct. 7. Emily Kopp and Dan McLintock at 8 p.m. on Oct. 8 LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 Stephen Pigman for Your Jax Music open mic at 8 p.m. on Oct. 5. Little Green Men at 9 p.m., VJ Shotgun at 11 p.m. on Oct. 7. Claiborne Shepherd at 8 p.m., VJ Josh Frazetta at 11 p.m. on Oct. 8. Rockinaroake at 8 p.m. every Thur.

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Cowford County Band on Oct. 7 & 8. Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. with DJ Dave. Open mic every Wed. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Live music every Fri. & Sat. FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Big Engine every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL, 13141 City Station Drive, 696-0802 Live music every weekend SKYLINE SPORTSBAR & LOUNGE, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on Oct. 9. Chris Castle and the Womack Family Band on Oct. 11 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic at 8 p.m. every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music at 8 p.m. every Sat. To get in this listing, send the time, date, location (street address, city) admission price and contact number to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@ folioweekly.com. The info is run on a space-available basis.

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Painter Scott Dupree filters our skewed national identity through hauntingly humorous images

merica is a land of noble mongrels. While we’re addicted to hits of power and celebrity, we are equally obsessed with our ancestral roots, origins and heritage. We can both thank and blame the founding fathers for this. “I agree with you that there is a natural aristocracy among men,” observed Thomas Jefferson, in a letter to John Adams in 1813, ”The grounds of this are virtue and talents.” Jefferson went on to admit, almost reluctantly, to the existence of what he called “an artificial aristocracy founded on wealth and birth, without either virtue or talents.” However, he considered our inherently egalitarian and almost free-floating natural aristocracy “the most precious gift of nature.” For whatever reasons — tradition, information access, boredom, racial pride and/ or prejudice — we the people, at times, seem to ignore our intrinsic virtuousness and become hellbent on excavating our ancestral heritage, an occult-like homesickness for a land we have never seen or ever inhabited. Atlanta-based artist Scott Dupree had his sense of interior wanderlust awakened in the truest American fashion. As a child, the now36-year-old Georgia-born Dupree traveled the country with his parents in a roving lifestyle he describes as “nomadic,” yet the Dupree family was no band of Ken Kesey pranksters. “They were not hippies at all,” explains Dupree in an interview with Folio Weekly from his home in the Peach State. In fact, Dupree’s parents were essentially white-collar workers who, fed up with the corporate world, quit their jobs to hit the road with their then-8-year-old son. “They sold everything, and we moved onto a sailboat and sailed up and down the coast of Florida,” he recalls. Trips to the Bahamas and the Caribbean followed, and after 18 months, the trio explored the Continental United States in a VW Rabbit for a year and a half. “I would say we traveled aimlessly,” Dupree offers, “but that was

probably the best way to go.” This direct lesson in applied restlessness encouraged the burgeoning artist’s desire to seek out his own heritage, both familial and creative. “You go from being in Pennsylvania and seeing horse-drawn buggies, to then being in the swamps outside of New Orleans,” Dupree notes. “There are so many different extremes in this country of how people really are.” Those polarities, combined with Dupree’s own heritage of being born “a Jew and also as a Southern Confederate” caused “weird tensions” that propelled him further into the pursuit of the fine arts. After getting a BFA from University of Georgia in painting, Dupree directed his inner journey into acrylic-covered canvases. If there is a theme in Dupree’s work, it is centered

“I think people have these entrenched ideas that are put into their heads about their heritage,” says Dupree, “especially in the fact that so many of us are essentially immigrants.” Dupree places secret signifiers and archetypes into his paintings, subtle guideposts that lead the audience deeper into his world. The recurring motif of a Basque hobbyhorse is an odd elegy to a culture on the verge of extinction. “It fascinates me that they have been there so long,“ says Dupree of this ancient civilization still living in the Pyrenees Mountains dividing France and Spain, “and have been deliberately immune to change.” Dupree’s upcoming St. Augustine show at the new space:eight gallery, located in Rob DePiazza’s Screen Arts building, consists of 17 acrylic works that deal with his ongoing

Dupree places secret signifiers and archetypes into his paintings, subtle guideposts that lead the audience deeper into his world. around these same questions of identity, heritage and even an odd sense of patriotism, but delivered through vehicles that are at the same time arcane and weirdly humorous. In pieces like “Don’t Tread on Me” (2009, acrylic on paper), a flag-waving figure in red, white and blue is consumed by a fanged rattler. Another piece, “Irish Inuit American” (2009, acrylic on paper), shows a transmission from the outer ring of planet Americana: a figure captured mid-leap during an alien war dance, clutching a tomahawk, as American flags seem to be stabbing an eagle-headed monstrosity straight out of Eskimo mythology. Clad in striped athletic socks and light-blue sneakers, the figure is equal parts peyote vision and a 21st-century commentary on our ephemeral, shifting culture.

exploration of identity and self. DePiazza, back in the gallery biz after an extended hiatus, says he connected with Dupree “because his work is incredibly clever” and because of Dupree’s deft “painterly style and palette.” In addition to his illustration skills, Scott Dupree is gifted with a depth of vision and ideas that transcend politics. “The themes are so broad that they don’t have to mean anything,” the artist says. “I’m looking at the inside.” Dan Brown dbrown@folioweekly.com

The opening reception for Scott Dupree’s exhibit is held from 5-11 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 7 at space:eight gallery, 228 W. King St., St. Augustine. The closing reception is held on Dec. 2. 829-2838.

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hile some find turning 30 to be a daunting turning point, artist Julie Lequin has turned her 30th year into a humorous and engaging work of art that both celebrates and explores this milestone. Flagler College’s Crisp-Ellert Art Museum presents “Top 30,” the latest endeavor from this now-32-year-old Montreal-based artist. In her three decades on side of © the boneyard, Lequin has racked This is a copyright protectedthisproof up a notable academic résumé and created an impressive body of work. After earning her BFA in ’01 at Montreal’s Concordia ons, please call your advertising representative at 260-9770. RUN DATE: 080911 University, Lequin went on to pursue a PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 post-baccalaureate at the San Francisco Art Institute (2002), receiving her MFA in ’05 at Produced by ks Checked by Sales Rep rl OF BENEFIT SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION Art Center College of Design in Pasadena. Since then, Lequin’s playful yet insightful work has been featured in 70 group and solo exhibitions and screenings, while receiving more than a dozen awards and residencies. Lequin describes her art as dancing between that nebulous area that exists between the “artist and individual” and the “artist as selfconsciously constructed persona.” “Top 30” continues Lequin’s multimedia hopscotch, combining watercolor and pencil drawings with a three-channel video projection of Lequin acting out anecdotal stories about her life. The narrative is transformed into a hit parade of sorts,

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with footage featuring various stereo systems, while a group of “non-actresses” perform a literal “Top 30” of songs hand-picked from each year of the artist’s life. Folio Weekly contacted Lequin by email to ask her about her cross fade from the canvas to the video monitor, bed bugs and life’s lessons learned. Folio Weekly: How did you get involved with video-performance work? Julie Lequin: I was trained as a painter. When I finished my undergrad degree, I noticed that my work was lacking storytelling; also, I wanted to feel more invested in it. The transition to video-performance happened naturally. F.W.: The press release for “Top 30” describes what sounds like a moment of intense selfreflection. How did the question of “what have I been doing my whole life?” became the project’s de facto catalyst? J.L.: Turning 30 was an intriguing moment. I felt the need to go back in time, because 30 years is a big chunk of time. A lot of people of my age were having kids and [buying] houses, but I chose to work on my art career. I wanted to remind myself of all the steps I took. F.W.: Some of your characters seem to be caricatured, almost grotesque. Are they facets of your own identity or others’? Or both? J.L.: Yes, the characters in my work are inspired from my daily life as well as the people I interact with, adding some fiction into it as well. I am inspired by overheard conversations on the bus, at the Laundromat or at the second-hand store. Though there has been a bad case of bed bugs in Montreal, and my boyfriend doesn’t allow me to buy anything from the thrift store — for now. F.W.: How important is humor in your work? J.L.: I use humor first for me to get my own attention and have fun while I develop the project. I noticed that humor has a great effect on viewers: They want to keep watching and become more interested. I like to leave a hopeful and playful impression on people, while I still address human issues. F.W.: After 30-plus years, of what are you most proud? What do you regret the most? J.L.: Wow, that’s a big question. I’m proud of all my work accomplishments and all the friendships I made during the past years. I tend to be nervous and anxious, so I wish I had spent less time worrying, because it all went smoothly, for the most part.

A drawing from Chapter 19 of Julie Lequin’s “Top 30”: Antoine Doinel (watercolor and pencil on paper, 2010)

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PERFORMANCE

THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH Amelia Community Theatre presents this marital comedy at 8 p.m. on Oct. 6, 7 and 8 and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 9 at 207 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $20; $10 for students. 261-6749. A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM The Limelight Theatre stages this family-friendly musical comedy at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6, 7 and 8 and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 9 at 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. The play runs through Oct. 23. Tickets are $25; $20 for students and military; $22 for seniors. 825-1164. CHICAGO Players By The Sea presents this award-winning Roaring Twenties musical at 8 p.m. on Oct. 6, 7 and 8 and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 9 at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $25. 249-0289. LEND ME A TENOR Jamie Farr stars in the Tony Awardwinning comedy about the mishaps plaguing a production of the opera “Otello” at 8 p.m. on Oct. 6-9 and 11 at 1:15 p.m. on Oct. 8 and 2 p.m. on Oct. 9 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. The show runs through Oct. 16. Tickets range from $42-$49. 641-1212. MURDER MYSTERY DINNER THEATER St. Augustine Murder Mystery Dinner Theater stages nightly performances of “Murder at Café Noir” at 6:30 p.m. at Ramada in Historic Downtown, 116 San Marco Ave. Tickets are $43.15; $35.15 for children. 671-2508. AMATEUR NIGHT AT THE RITZ The audience is the judge and jury for local performers at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 at The Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5.50. 632-5555. SOUTH PACIFIC The Artist Series presents this classic musical comedy at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 11 the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The show runs through Oct. 16. Tickets range from $43-$70. 632-3373.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

MOCA SCREENS “DIRTY PICTURES” The Museum of Contemporary Art screens the documentary “Dirty Pictures,” which chronicles the 1990 controversy surrounding an exhibit of Robert Mapplethorpe’s photographs, at 2 p.m. on Oct. 8 at 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. MOCA Director Marcelle Polednik leads a discussion after the screening. 366-6911. LECTURE BY LEQUIN Contemporary artist Julie Lequin discusses her work at 7 p.m. on Oct. 10 at Crisp-Ellert Art Museum, Flagler College, 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine. 826-8530. FLORIDA CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC This school invites musicians of all skill levels and any instrument to its open house orchestra every Mon. at 6:30 p.m. and concert band every Tue. at 6:30 p.m. at 11363 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 374-8639. STORY TELLERS OPEN HOUSE The Tale Tellers of St. Augustine hold an open house from 7-9:30 p.m. on Oct. 10 at St. Augustine Beach City Hall, 2200 A1A S. 829-8711. CALL TO ARTISTS The Jacksonville Fine Arts Festival seeks original poster artwork for its festival to be held in Avondale’s Boone Park on March 24 and 25, 2012. The winning submission gets a free 10x10 exhibitor’s space. Send 300 dpi submissions, including name and media, to cookied@ix.netcom.com ACTING WORKSHOP A Meisner acting technique workshop is held from 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. on Oct. 8 at ASOSA Actors Studio, 2231 Corporate Square Blvd., Jacksonville. Class fee is $50. 814-3726.

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

AMELIA ISLAND JAZZ FESTIVAL The jazz festival continues through Oct. 9, featuring performances by Buckwheat Zydeco, Nicole Henry, The Dynamic Les DeMerle Big Band featuring Bonnie Eisele, Doug Cameron and others at various venues in Fernandina Beach. For a full schedule and ticket information, call 504-4772. ameliaislandjazzfestival.com JOHN THOMAS GROUP Pianist Thomas and bassist Ernie Ealum perform jazz standards at 6 p.m. on Oct. 4 at Culhane’s Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595. POPS AT SOUTH CAMPUS A College Pops concert is featured at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222. DASOTA CONCERT The Douglas Anderson Wind Symphony Benefit Concert is held at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 at the school’s theatre, 2445 San Diego Road, Jacksonville. 346-5620. TCHAIKOVSKY’S FIFTH SYMPHONY The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs the orchestral classic at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 and 8 p.m. on Oct. 7 and 8 at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $10-$70. 354-5547. TEUTONIC TITANS A concert featuring works by Liszt, Reubke and Wagner is performed at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 at St. John’s Episcopal Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville. 356-5507. INTERCOLLEGIATE CHORAL FESTIVAL The 16th annual celebration of chorale music is held at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. JOE YORIO’S AVANT WORLD ENSEMBLE Avant-garde saxophonist Yorio leads his ensemble along with the JU Percussion Ensemble at 3 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677. UPBEAT PINK: MUSICAL TRIBUTE The tribute to breast

cancer survivorship is featured at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 8 at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. THE GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA This legendary big band performs at 8 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Flagler College’s Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Tickets are $30. 797-2800. JACKSONVILLE MEN’S CHORUS Jim Moody directs this local all men’s chorale group at 10:45 a.m. on Oct. 9 at Unitarian Universalist Church, 7405 Arlington Expressway, Jacksonville. 725-8133. CELTIC THUNDER The popular new classical Irish ensemble appears at 7 p.m. on Oct. 9 at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $47-$107. 632-3373. PATRIOTIC CONCERT The U.S. Marine Band performs at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 9 at University of North Florida’s Lazzara Performance Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. TENOR AND PIANO RECITAL Tenor Dr. Shawn Puller and pianist Dr. Read Gainsford perform at 2:30 p.m. on Oct. 9 at Main Library’s Hicks Auditorium, 303 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 630-2665. DUET AT UNF Saxophonist Dr. Michael Bovenzi and pianist Dr. Michael Maronicola play at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 10 at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878. DOT WILDER & PEGGIE BLACK These jazz divas perform at 8 p.m. on Oct. 11 at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Advance tickets are $10. 399-1740. JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callendar and guitarist Taylor Roberts appear at 7 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., Jacksonville. 388-9551. JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio plays at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 262-0006. JAZZ AT GENNARO’S Gennaro’s Ristorante Italiano features live jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at 5472 First Coast Highway, Fernandina Beach. 491-1999. JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie features live jazz nightly at 7 p.m. at 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502.

ART WALKS & FESTIVALS

FIRST WEDNESDAY ART WALK This self-guided tour, themed “Hispanic Heritage,” is held from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5 in downtown Jacksonville, spanning a 15-block radius of galleries, museums, bars and eateries. 634-0303 ext. 230. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK This self-guided tour features 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 7 in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065. SECOND SATURDAY ARTRAGEOUS ART WALK The galleries of downtown Fernandina Beach are open from 5:30-8 p.m. on Oct. 8 for this self-guided tour. 277-0717. PAINTING THE REGION The North Florida Land Trust presents its third annual plein air painting event through Oct. 8 at The Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach, 50 Executive Way. This juried show features more than 40 artists painting the natural beauty of Northeast Florida coastlines, marshes and shores. 285-7020, 280-0614. paintingtheregion.com DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive. 353-1188. RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The Arts Market is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

MUSEUMS

CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530. The opening reception for Julie Lequin’s installation “Top 30” is held from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 7. The show runs through Nov. 24. Lequin discusses her work at 7 p.m. on Oct. 10. CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. Muralist Eugene Savage’s Native American-themed work, “Eugene Savage: The Seminole Paintings,” is on display through Nov. 2. The educationthemed exhibit “One in Three: Let’s Solve Our Dropout Crisis” is displayed through Dec. 20. KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Jacksonville, 356-2992. “Darwin: The Origin of Species” is on display through Dec. 27. The permanent collection includes a variety of rare manuscripts. Open Tue.-Fri., 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. The Jax Symphony and Los Angeles Guitar Quartet play at 7 p.m. on Oct. 5. A screening of “Dirty Pictures” is followed by a discussion with MOCA director Marcelle Polednik at 2 p.m. on Oct. 8. The 200-piece photographic collection “Shared Vision: The Sondra and Celso Gonzalez-Falla Collection of Photography” and “Larry Clark: The Tulsa Series” are displayed through Jan. 8. “No Place in Particular: Images of the American Landscape” is on display in the UNF Gallery through Nov. 6. mocajacksonville.org RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. An exhibit of works by African-American

Inner Visions: The opening reception for the exhibit “cphace,” featuring the surreal, nature-inspired imagery of the photographer Laird, is held on Oct. 7 from 5:30-8:30 p.m. at Florida Mining Gallery, 5300 Shad Road, Jacksonville. Laird used a camera modified to record infrared light to capture images taken in locations like Alaska, the Florida Keys and Costa Rica. The show runs through Nov. 1. 535-7252. photographer E.L. Weems is on display through Dec. 30. An exhibit celebrating local African-American athletes and sports figures, “More Than a Game: African-American Sports in Jacksonville, 1900-1975,” is currently on display. Admission is $8 for adults, $5 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES

111 E. BAY STREET 111 E. Bay St., Jacksonville. F13RCE Dance Theatre presents the Latin fusion-inspired “Tropical Calor” at 7 p.m. on Oct. 5. ADELE GRAGE CULTURAL CENTER 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-5828. Photographer Kirk Chamberlain’s “Simple Gifts” is on display through Oct. 13. ALEXANDER BREST MUSEUM & GALLERY Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville, 256-7677. Paintings by John Chang are displayed through Oct. 26. ANASTASIA BOOKS 81C King St., St. Augustine, 827-0075. Author Douglas Griffin, photographer Ken Barret and a celebration of the legacy of Stetson Kennedy are featured from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 7. BEE GALLERY AND DESIGN STUDIO The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 108, (727) 207-3013. The gallery features a “Day of the Dead” show with works by Brenda Kato, Melissa Finelli and Pat Lally from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5. EILEEN’S ART AND ANTIQUES 702 Centre St., Fernandina Beach, 277-2717. The opening reception for an exhibit of paintings by Sam McCranie is held from 4-6 p.m. on Oct. 8. The show runs through Nov. 30. FSCJ KENT CAMPUS 3939 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville, 646-2300. The opening reception for the exhibit “Closer and Closer the Future: New work by Kurt Polkey and Madeleine Peck” is held from 6-8 p.m. on Oct. 4. The exhibit is open through Oct. 25. FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. Painter Diantha York-Ripley’s “Reflections” is on display through Oct. 10. FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Road, Jacksonville. 535-7252. The opening reception for the exhibit “cphace,” a series of photographs by Laird, is held from 5:30-8:30 p.m. on Oct. 7. The show is on display through Nov. 1. GALLERY 725 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 5, Atlantic Beach, 345-9320. “From the Streets to the Beach: A Photographic Exhibit” is on display through Oct. 17. GALLERY 1037 Reddi-Arts, 1037 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville, 398-3161. Doug Eng, Joyce Gabiou and Mary St. Germain are the featured artists through Oct. 31. HASKELL GALLERY Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, 741-3546. Recent paintings by Ginny Elliot and Suzi Berg are on display through Jan. 9. J.J. JOHNSON GALLERY 177 Fourth Ave. N., Jax Beach, 435-3200. A photo exhibit “Contemporary Complexities” is on display through Nov. 5. P.A.ST.A FINE ARTS GALLERY 214 Charlotte St., St. Augustine, 824-0251. The opening reception for an exhibit of

acrylic painter Trish Vevera’s work is held from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 7. Her show runs through the month. PLUM ART & DESIGN 9 Aviles St., St. Augustine, 825-0069. Mary Lou Gibson, Robert Renwick, Sara Pedigo and David Engdahl are the featured artists from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 7. NULLSPACE 109 E. Bay St., Jacksonville, 716-4202. “Offensive Images: Works by Kyle Schweers” is featured from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5. SOUTH GALLERY FSCJ’s South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville, 646-2023. The opening reception for the FSCJ Visual Arts Faculty Exhibition is held from 5-7:30 p.m. on Sept. 29. The exhibit is displayed through Oct. 21. SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 6 E. Bay St., Jacksonville, 553-6361. Painter Jack Allen is the featured artist from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5. SPACE:EIGHT GALLERY Screen Arts, 228 W. King St., St. Augustine. 829-2838. The opening reception for an exhibit of Scott Dupree’s work is held from 5-11 p.m. on Oct. 7. His show runs through Dec. 2. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. The Tactile Art Show is featured from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5 and runs through Oct. 29. The gallery is accepting donations of new shoes for disadvantaged children of St. Johns County. STUDIO 121 121 W. Forsyth St., Ste. 100, Jacksonville, 2929303. This artist-run gallery features works by Joyce Gabiou, Paul Ladnier, Robert Leedy and others from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5. STELLERS GALLERY 240 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach, 2736065. Recent works by Henry Von Genk III are on display through Oct. TRENDS HOME DÉCOR 3919 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville, 346-1738. The opening reception for an exhibit of recent works by Jennie Szaltis and Barbara Rothschild is held from 6-8 p.m. on Oct. 7. The exhibit runs through Oct. 28. UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA GALLERY 1 UNF Drive, Bldg. 2 Rm. 101, Jacksonville, 620-2534. The collection of large-scale, Polaroid photographic works, “Instant Gratification: 20x24,” is on display through Oct. 28. VAULT GALLERY + ARTSPACE 121 W. Forsyth St., Jacksonville, 608-1590. The opening reception for the exhibit “Warning: Flammable,” featuring Mark Creegan’s installation “Hooks Vs. Checks,” in the Main Gallery and “Accident or Incident?: New Works on Paper” by Thony Aiuppy in the Breakout Gallery is held from 5-9 p.m. on Oct. 5. VANDROFF ART GALLERY Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 730-2100. Photographs by Carol Curtis are on display through Oct. 26. W.B. TATTER STUDIO GALLERY 76 A San Marco Ave., St. Augustine, 823-9263. The latest works by pastel artist Lyn Asselta are featured through Oct. For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. Events are included on a spaceavailable basis.

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EVENTS

FLORIDA FORUM LECTURE SERIES Award-winning veteran journalist Ted Koppel speaks at 7 p.m. on Oct. 4 at the Times-Union Center, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Proceeds benefit the Freeman Behavioral Health Center at Wolfson Children’s Hospital. For tickets, call 202-2886. thefloridaforum.com AUTUMN FESTIVAL Amelia Island Fine Arts & Creative Crafts Show is held on Oct. 8 and 9 in downtown Fernandina Beach. islandart.org TRANSFORMATIONS 2011 The 13th annual “Transformations: The Way Home,” a tribute to those transitioning from homelessness, is held at 5:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Hyatt Regency Riverfront, 225 East Coast Line Drive, Jacksonville. Live music and a silent auction are featured. Tickets are $50, and proceeds benefit the Sulzbacher Center for the Homeless. 394-8084. RECORD SHOW Budget Records holds a going-out-of-biz “last ever” record show from 10 a.m.-11 p.m. on Oct. 9 at Push Push Event Hall, 299 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. Admission is $2. 547-2341. HAUNT NIGHTS HAUNTED HOUSE Two haunted houses — Nightmares and Morbid Hotel — are open from dusk to 11 p.m. on Oct. 7 and 8 and from dusk to 10 p.m. on Oct. 9 at Adventure Landing, 1944 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10.99 each; $16.99 for both houses. Go to hauntnights.com for more Halloween-related events. 246-4386. WAREHOUSE 31 This very scary haunted house is open on select nights through Halloween at 225 W. Davis Industrial Drive, St. Augustine. Ticket prices vary. warehouse31.com MEET THE FARMER Local farmers, growers and seafood purveyors celebrate the fall harvest at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 at The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island, 4750 Amelia Island Parkway. Beer tastings, dinner and desserts are featured. Tickets are $79. 277-1100. FT. CLINCH CONFEDERATE GARRISON Living history interpreters recreate fort life during the Civil War from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on Oct. 8 and from 9 a.m.-noon on Oct. 9 at Fort Clinch State Park, 2601 Atlantic Ave., Fernandina Beach. Powder artillery demonstrations and soldier drills are featured. 277-7274. floridastateparks.org/fortclinch JAX MUD FEST The benefit features live music, food, kids’ activities and slippin’ and a-slidin’ in the mud, starting at 8:30 a.m. on Oct. 8 at Jax Equestrian Center, 13611 Normandy Blvd., Jacksonville. You can run in the muck and mire, or just watch others do so. Grandpa’s Cough Medicine, Paper Tongues and Kort McCumber perform. Proceeds benefit the Boselli Foundation. jaxmudfest.com COMMUNITY LECTURE SERIES The Flagler College Community Lecture Series “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Glory: An Interdisciplinary Evaluation of War” presents Dr. John Diviney at 10 a.m. on Oct. 11 in the college’s Flagler Room, 74 King St., St. Augustine. Diviney discusses “The Spanish-American War: You Furnish the Pictures and I’ll Furnish the War.” Tickets are $5. Active military personnel may attend at no charge. For reservations, call 819-6282. flagler.edu FLAGLER FORUM The Flagler College Forum on Government and Public Policy Series continues with Dan Thomasson, Scripps Howard News Service, at 7 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Flagler College Auditorium, 14 Granada St., St. Augustine. Thomasson discusses “The ‘Colossal Mess’ in Washington.” Admission is free. 819-6400. flagler.edu COSMIC CONCERTS Laser shows are held on Oct. 7 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET Chroma and Terrill perform on Oct. 8 at Riverside Arts Market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. Local and regional art and a farmers market are featured from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. Admission is free. 554-6865. riversideartsmarket.com FLAGLER TOURS The tours are offered at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. daily at Flagler College, located in downtown St. Augustine. Admission is $7 for adults, $5 for St. Augustine residents and $1 for children younger than 12. 819-6400. FLORIDA WWII EXHIBIT The exhibit “Victory Begins at Home: Florida During World War II” shows Floridians in service, military recruitment and training, the German U-boat threat and rationing, at Museum of Science and History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. The exhibit runs through Jan. 1. “Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure” runs through Oct. 30. 396-7062. themosh.org

POLITICS & ACTIVISM

FAIR TAX MEETING Fair Tax supporters gather at 10 a.m. on Oct. 8 at Adamec Harley Davidson, 8909 Baymeadows Road, Jacksonville. This nonpartisan, grassroots movement aims to get legislation (HR 25/S 13) passed as written. 613-4893. fairtax.org/southduval flfairtax.org CITY GOVERNMENT MEETINGS Jacksonville Council Finance Committee meets at 10 a.m. on Oct. 4, Ste. 425, at City Hall, 117 W. Duval St., 1st Floor, downtown. 630-1404. Council RCDPHS Committee meets at 2 p.m. in first floor chambers, 630-1404. The LUZ Committee meets at 5 p.m. in chambers. Council District 1 town hall meeting is held at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 4 at Terry Parker High School, 7301 Parker School Road. 630-1389. coj.net/City-Council JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on Oct. 20 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-1273.

BOOKS & WRITING

HARDY JONES Author and filmmaker Jones, “In the Voice of the Dolphins,” is on hand at 2 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Anastasia Island Branch Library, 124 Sea Grove Main St., St. Augustine. Admission is free. 810-2377. COMMUNITY READ The Jacksonville Public Library and Community Connections present “The Community Read,” a shared reading of “The Power of Half — One Family’s Decision to Stop Taking and Start Giving Back,” co-authored by Kevin Salwen and his daughter, Hannah. Copies are available at every library. The Read runs through Oct. 20. 630-2665. jaxpubliclibrary.org/powerofhalf

COMEDY

PAUL HOOPER The Comedy Zone features All Stars at 8 p.m. on Oct. 4. Paul Hooper appears at 8 p.m. on Oct. 5, 6 and 7 and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Oct. 8 at 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $6-$12. 292-4242. JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Danny Johnson appears at 8:30 p.m. on Oct. 7 and 8 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $12. 461-8843. LATITUDE 30 COMEDY Pedro Lima and Paul Soleo are featured at 8 p.m. on Oct. 7 and 8 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside. Tickets are $13. 365-5555. ORLANDO SADSARIN Sadsarin appears at 9 p.m. every Sun. at The Norm, 2952 Roosevelt Blvd., Jacksonville. 384-9929.

UPCOMING

FOLIO WEEKLY’S BEST OF JAX PARTY Oct. 11, Mojo No. 4, Avondale JAX FILM FESTIVAL Oct. 13-16, downtown Jacksonville FOLIO WEEKLY’S OKTOBERFEST Oct. 22, St. Augustine Amphitheatre STATE OF THE RE:UNION WITH AL LETSON (LIVE!) Oct. 22, MOCAJax 28TH ANNUAL CARING CHEFS Oct. 23, The Avenues Mall GEORGIA/FLORIDA GAME Oct. 29, EverBank Field GREATER JACKSONVILLE AGRICULTURAL FAIR Nov. 2-13, Fairgrounds FOLIO WEEKLY’S MARTINIFEST Nov. 18, Touchdown Club West JAGS VS. TEXANS Nov. 27, EverBank Field BEARDS OF COMEDY TOUR Dec. 2, Jack Rabbits

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

ROLLER DERBY The Duval Derby Dames skate against First Coast Fatales at 6 p.m. and the Gainesville Roller Rebels skate against the River City Rat Pack at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 8 at Jax Ice Sports Complex, 3605 Philips Highway, Jacksonville. Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door. 399-3223. jacksonvillerollergirls.com BROWN BAG LUNCH LECTURE GTM Research Reserve holds a free brown bag lunch

We’re talking Dirty: The inaugural JAX MUD FEST benefit features live music, food, kids’ activities and slippin’ and a-slidin’ in the mud, starting at 8:30 a.m. on Oct. 8 at Jax Equestrian Center, 13611 Normandy Blvd., Jacksonville. You can run in the muck and mire, or just watch others do so. Grandpa’s Cough Medicine, Paper Tongues and Kort McCumber perform. jaxmudfest.com

lecture at noon on Oct. 7 at the Environmental Education Center, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. Jake Fitz-Roy discusses the Catholic mission that existed in Guana for much of the 1600s. Bring a lunch. Reservations are required; call 823-4500. JAGUARS VS BENGALS The Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Cincinnati Bengals at 1 p.m. on Oct. 9 at EverBank Field, One EverBank Place, Jacksonville. Single-game tickets for home games start at $45. 633-2000. jaguars.com BEACH WALK A park ranger leads a walk at 2 p.m. on Oct. 8 at the multi-use trail pavilion, south beach area, Little Talbot Island, 12157 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville. No reservations are needed and the program is free with regular park admission. floridastateparks.org/ bigtalbotisland. 251-2320. WOMEN’S FLAG FOOTBALL The Lady Jaguars flag football team seeks girls, ages 9-18 and women, 19-35, who want to play competitive flag football. 949-0934. 765-4321.

BUSINESS

SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Dan Naes offers a beer tasting at noon on Oct. 5 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559.

KIDS

STORY HOUR Kidgits Club story hour is held at 10 a.m. on Oct. 11, Nov. 15 and Dec. 13 at Orange Park Mall, 1910 Wells Road, Orange Park. Activities and raffle drawings are featured. Admission is free. 269-9413. TEEN FASHION A DIY fashion series for teens continues with a paperclip earrings class at 2 p.m. on Oct. 8 at the Main Library’s teen study room, 303 N. Laura St., downtown. Check out more fashion DIY classes through Dec. 3 at jaxpubliclibrary.org. Register by calling 630-0673. DANCE CLASSES Kidz Street Dance (ages 8-12) classes start on Oct. 5 at Dance Trance Studio, 214 Orange St., Neptune Beach, 246-4600. Call for fees and schedules. dancetrancefitness.com

COMMUNITY INTEREST

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS Betty Griffin House holds a candlelight vigil honoring domestic violence victims and survivors at 6:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 in the Plaza de la Constitución, downtown St. Augustine. 808-9984. bettygriffinhouse.org COMMUNITY HEALTH FAIR The seventh annual health fair is held from 9 a.m.-noon on

Oct. 7 at Terry Parker Baptist Church, 7024 Merrill Road, Jacksonville. Free blood pressure, hearing and glucose checks are offered. Flu shots are available for $30; free with Medicare card. 744-6577. tpbc.org A TASTE OF GOLF The annual Taste of Golf fundraiser is held from 6-9:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 at Deerwood Country Club, 10239 Golf Club Drive, Jacksonville. Chefs from area golf and country clubs prepare signature dishes, and live music is featured. Tickets are $50-$75. Proceeds benefit The First Tee of Jacksonville. 924-0401. thefirstteejacksonville.org KOI EXTRAVAGANZA The First Coast Koi Club hosts its ninth annual koi show from 8 a.m.-4 p.m. on Oct. 8 and 8 a.m.-noon o Oct. 9 at 2914 Loretto Road, Jacksonville. Admission is free. 236-2076. firstcoastkoiclub.com SUPPORT OUR PORT RALLY Community Campaign Bring the Noise and City Councilmember Ray Holt host a rally supporting port progress from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Oct. 6 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. JaxPort CEO Paul Anderson and Lake Ray are featured speakers. 353-1188. jacksonvillelanding.com TAKE BACK THE NIGHT University of North Florida Women’s Center observes Domestic Violence Awareness Month with Take Back the Night, including a march at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 4 at UNF’s Student Union, concluding with a candle-lighting ceremony and speak-out session. Admission is free. 620-2528.

CLASSES & GROUPS

RAIN BARREL CLASS The Duval County Extension Service offers a rain barrel workshop at 10 a.m. on Oct. 8 at 1010 N. McDuff Ave., Jacksonville. The fee is $45, which includes all materials. An apple butter making class is held from 9 a.m.-noon or 1-4 p.m. on Oct. 11; the fee is $20. 255-7450. URBAN BALLET FITNESS A free community class is held at 5:45 p.m. on the first Fri. of the month at Dance Trance Studio, 214 Orange St., Neptune Beach, 246-4600. dancetrancefitness.com DEPRESSION/BI-POLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE This support group meets from 6-7:30 p.m. every Tue. at Baptist Medical Center, 800 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. For more information, call 294-5720 or 356-6081. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help. 3586262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168. To get in this listing, email the time, date, location (street address, city) admission price and contact number to events@folioweekly.com or click the link in our Happenings section at folioweekly.com. Events are included on a spaceavailable basis.

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Sandy Wicker and Jessica Pounds Tori Jarvis and Tyler Riepe Maddi Setzer, Kendall Cowart and Masey Cowart Christy Brown and Rob DePiazza Emma Benitez, Stephanie Moise and Roxana Lopez Laura Studt and Angel Russell Kathleen Halpern and Barbara Keefe Owen Holmes and Jimmy Orth Dennis Ho and Arvid Smith Devin Reid and Crystal Johns Mariah Back and Maddie Muller Chaz Back and Shawn Meharg

his month’s First Wednesday Art Walk benefited from a cool breeze and clear skies, a welcome change from the blistering heat we’ve all grown grudgingly accustomed to this summer. Music filled the streets and alleys, and art patrons and artists crowded the sidewalks of downtown Jacksonville for what has become the city’s must-attend event. Capitalizing on that momentum, Vault Gallery + Artspace owner Chaz Back opened a new exhibit in conjunction with Art Walk. The former Folio Weekly art director called upon old friend and longtime Folio Weekly Photo Editor Walter Coker for the gallery’s September show, named after Coker’s weekly photo feature, “Through the Lens.” Back, who just a few months ago took up ownership of

the gallery — situated in the basement vaults of the historic Atlantic Bank building on West Forsyth Street — took turns welcoming visitors, pointing out his favorite “Cokers” and hosting quick walks through the tunnels that run beneath the downtown buildings. Coker’s black-and-white and color photos, selected mainly from his nearly two-decade career at Folio Weekly, hung larger than life on the vault’s walls. Most striking, of course, were the images of Northeast Florida’s indigent population, the area’s migrant workers and one haunting image of Jacksonville poet Alan Justiss in his hospital bed just months before his death earlier this year. In the upstairs foyer, Canary in the Coalmine provided tunes, followed by standup comedy from Chris Buck and friends. Seen going underground were (names provided on each photo).

For more photos from this and other events, check out the Eye link at folioweekly.com.

John E. Citrone

The Mustard Seed Cafe

Located inside Nassau Health Foods,The Mustard Seed is Amelia Island’s only organic eatery and juice bar, with an extensive, eclectic menu featuring vegetarian and vegan items. Daily specials include local seafood, free-range chicken and fresh organic produce. Salads, wraps, sandwiches and soups are available — all prepared with Lisa Harter’s impeccable style. Popular items are ginger chicken salad, falafel pitas, black bean burgers and Asian noodles with tuna. Open for breakfast and lunch, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Mon.-Sat. nassauhealthfoods.net 833 T.J. Courson Road 904-277-3141

Lulu’s at The Thompson House

Lulu’s owners, Brian and Melanie Grimley, offer an innovative lunch menu, including po’boys, salads and seafood “little plates” served in the gardens of the historic Thompson House. Dinner features fresh local seafood (Fernandina shrimp is the focus every Thursday), and nightly specials. An extensive wine list and beer are available. Open for lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations are recommended. 11 S. Seventh Street 904-432-8394

PLAE Restaurant & Lounge

Located in the Spa & Shops at Amelia Island Plantation, PLAE serves bistro style cuisine. The full bar lounge at PLAE has become an instant classic, with artistic décor and live entertainment nightly. Now you can PLAE during the day, too! Open for lunch Tue.-Sat. 11:30 a.m.-2:30p.m. Open at 5:30 p.m. for dinner daily; reservations accepted. 80 Amelia Village Cir. 904-277-2132

Moon River Pizza

Moon River Pizza treats customers like family. Cooked in a brick oven, the pizza is custom-made by the slice (or, of course, by the pie). Set up like an Atlanta-style pizza joint, Moon River also offers an eclectic selection of wine and beers. Open for lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Dine in or take it with you. 925 S. 14th Street 904-321-3400

The Surf

Enjoy a casual beach atmosphere in the full-service restaurant, bar and huge oceanview deck. Extensive menu features delicious steaks, fresh seafood and nightly specials. Also featuring salads, wraps, burgers, seafood baskets and our famous all-you-can-eat wing specials (Wed. & Sun.). Take-out available. Open at 11 a.m. daily for lunch, dinner and late-night menu. Entertainment nightly and 29 TVs throughout. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 904-261-5711

The Palace Saloon

It’s been the cornerstone of downtown Fernandina Beach since 1903. Florida’s oldest continually operating bar serves great bar food, including 10-oz. burgers, gourmet hot dogs, New York-style pizza and our famous Fernandina Fish & Chips. And you never know when Uncle Charlie’s ghost will join you for lunch and a cocktail! Pirates Punch, full liquor bar and over 100 craft beers to choose. Catch all the games on 13 giant screens every Sunday. Open daily noon-2. thepalacesaloon.com 117 Centre Street 904-491-3332

Cafe Karibo

Homemade sandwiches, salads and soups are served in a relaxed atmosphere in this charming building in the historic district. Delicious fresh fish specials and theme nights (Pad Thai and curry), plus vegetarian dishes, are also featured. Karibrew Brew Pub & Grub — the only one on the island — offers on-site beers and great burgers and sandwiches. 27 N. Third Street 904-277-5269

29 South Eats

This chic, neighborhood bistro has it all — great ambience, fantastic food, an extensive wine list and reasonable prices.The eclectic menu offers traditional world cuisine with a modern whimsical twist and Chef Scotty Schwartz won Best Chef in Folio Weekly’s 2007 Best of Jax readers poll. Open for lunch Tues.-Sat., 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., for dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. Mon.-Thur., till 10 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Brunch is 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sun. 29southrestaurant.com 29 S. Third Street 904-277-7919

Brett’s Waterway Café

Overlooking Fernandina Harbor Marina, Brett’s offers an upscale atmosphere with outstanding food.The extensive luncheon and dinner menus feature daily specials, fresh Florida seafood, chicken and aged beef. Cocktails, beer and wine. Casual resort wear. Open at 11:30 a.m. daily. Fernandina Harbor Marina at the foot of Centre Street 904-261-2660

T-Ray’s Burger Station

T-Ray’s offers a variety of breakfast and lunch items. In addition to an outstanding breakfast menu, you’ll find some of the best burgers you’ve ever put in your mouth. The Burger Station offers a grilled portabello mushroom burger, grilled or fried chicken salad and much more. The spot where locals grab a bite and go! Now serving Beer & Wine. Open Mon.-Fri. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Sat. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Closed Sundays. 202 S. Eighth Street 904-261-6310

Jack & Diane’s

The locals’ favorite hangout! Dine inside or on the patio of this cozy, renovated 1887 shotgun home in historic downtown Fernandina. From the crab & shrimp omelet to the steak & tomato pie, “The tastiest spot on Centre” offers food with attitude and unexpected flair. Live music elevates your dining experience to a new level. Come for breakfast, stay for dinner! You’ll love every bite! 708 Centre Street 904-321-1444

Sliders Seaside Grill

Oceanfront dining at its finest. Award-winning crab cakes, fresh daily seafood specials and homemade desserts. Sliders has Amelia Island’s only waterfront Tiki Bar, as well as a children’s playground and live music every weekend. The dining experience is complete with brand-new second-story banquet facilities, bar and verandah. Open at 11 a.m. daily, with happy hour from 4-7 p.m. Mon.-Fri. Make Sliders Seaside Grill your place to be for friends and family, entertainment and the best food on the East Coast. Call for your next special event. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 904-277-6652

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AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH, YULEE (In Fernandina Beach unless otherwise noted.) THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences. Award-winning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks the Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 At the Italian kitchen and wine bar, Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, panatela bruschetta and fresh gelatos. Dine indoors or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials. Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT Contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The RitzCarlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy. , Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$ ESPAÑA RESTAURANT & TAPAS Traditional Spanish and Portuguese dishes, tapas and paella served in a cozy atmosphere. BW, CM. D nightly. 22 S. Fourth St. 261-7700. $$$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a onethird-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENERAL STORE F This store has a little bit of everything. Breakfast includes hot rope sausage, lunch features the Redneck Reuben. Deli meats, cheeses, chicken, fish, pizzas and pasta. BW. B, L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 310-6080. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5 S. Second St., 261-9400. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys, salads and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood (Fernandina shrimp every Thur.); nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, with specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drivethru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery and juice bar. Extensive, eclectic menu featuring vegetarian and vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken and fresh organic produce. Wraps, sandwiches, soups. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 T.J. Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$

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PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR F Picante offers flavors of Peru and Latin America, served in a contemporary atmosphere. The menu includes authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. B, L & D daily. 464073 S.R. 200, Ste. 2, Yulee. 310-9222. $$ PLAE In Spa & Shops at Omni Amelia Island Plantation, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2010 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SANDOLLAR RESTAURANT & MARINA F Dine inside or on the deck. Snow crab legs, fresh fish, shellfish dishes. FB. L & D, daily. 9716 Heckscher Dr., Ft. George Island. 251-2449. $$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ SNAPPER’S BAR & SEAFOOD GRILL The Amelia Island restaurant offers traditional bar-and-grill fare, including tacos, wraps, sandwiches, soups and burgers, as well as fish, shellfish and steaks. L & D, daily. FB, CM. 960062 Gateway Blvd. 491-6888. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on large oceanview deck. Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp and nightly specials. Late-night menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2010 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, Mon.Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. 726-9888. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 9070 Merrill. 743-2662. $$ KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi bar, teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $$ MEEHAN’S TAVERN F This Irish pub and restaurant serves beef and Guinness stew, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, traditional lamb stew and jalapeño poppers, made fresh onsite, in a comfy atmosphere. Wifi, HDTVs, non-smoking. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5. 551-7076. $$ NERO’S CAFE F Nero’s serves traditional Italian fare, including seafood, veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$ UNIVERSITY DINERF The popular diner serves familiar breakfast fare and lunch items like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BISCOTTIS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Halfportions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily. 3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Fox has been a Jacksonville landmark for 50-plus years. Owners Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ GREEN MAN GOURMET Organic and natural products, spices, teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. 384-0002. $

Walter Coker

DINING GUIDE KEY

PLAE – a bistro-style venue nestled in the oaks at the Spa & Shops of Omni Amelia Island Plantation – is now open for lunch, so customers can PLAE during the day, too. MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 3572 St. Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ ORSAY Best of Jax 2010 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Tues.-Sat.; Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ ’town F Owner Meghan Purcell and Executive Chef Scott Ostrander bring farm-to-table to Northeast Florida, offering American fare with an emphasis on sustainability. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3611 St. Johns Ave. 345-2596. $$

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned-andoperated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brickoven-baked pizza, and traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. Dine-in or delivered. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ CAFE CONFLUENCE F This European coffeehouse serves Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, burritos. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepdish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F The first four elements are earth, water, air and fire — but here they prepare authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast. CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE F This Lebanese restaurant offers authentic Mediterranean cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM,

FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE Center-cut beef, fresh seafood and sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere. The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F The menu includes hot dogs with slaw, chili cheese, sauerkraut; and small pizzas. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 8380 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 4. 733-0588. orangetreehotdogs.com $ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a contemporary atmosphere. B/W. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $

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(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.) A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Subs are madeto-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ BEACH BUDS CHICKEN F The family-owned place serves marinated fried or baked chicken: family meals (kids like Peruvian nuggets), giant tenders, in box lunches and as MiniMe sandwiches, along with gizzards, livers, 15 sides and fried or blackened shrimp, fish, conch fritters, deviled crabs. TO. L & D, daily. 1289 Penman Road. 247-2828. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets and Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BLUES ROCK CAFE This blues rock venue offers an oceanfront dining experience, featuring an all-American menu, including crab cakes and wings, served in a relaxed atmosphere in the heart of the Beaches. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 831 N. First St. 249-0007. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L

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The islandthemed menu of tasty Ameri-Caribbean cuisine includes seafood, steaks and sandwiches. Open-air deck bar upstairs; outdoor dining downstairs. FB. L & D, daily. 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach. 270-8940. $$ CASA MARIA F See Springfield. 2429 S. 3rd St. 372-9000. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F (Formerly The Homestead) The menu features Southern favorites like fried chicken, collards, biscuits and cornbread, as well as fresh seafood, steaks, burgers and chops, served in a family atmosphere inside a cozy log cabin. CM, FB. Sunday brunch; L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-4776. $$ CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX F Chef Kahn Vongdara presents an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites. FB. L & D daily. The Factory’s Ashley Hayek is a 2010 Best of Jax winner for Best Bartender. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza. 247-9880. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB Four Culhane sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, featuring Guy Fieri’s (“Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives”) fave items — Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. $$ CYCLONES TEX-MEX CANTINAF This new place offers freshly made Tex-Mex favorites, including fajitas, enchiladas, tacos, burritos, tamales and taco salad. Lunch combos include Mexican rice and beans. FB. L & D, daily. 1222 Third St. S. 694-0488. $$ DICK’S WINGSF This NASCAR-themed place serves 365 varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2010 Best of Jax winner for Best Chicken Wings. 2434 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F This Jax Beach restaurant serves gastropub fare like soups, salads, flatbreads and specialty sandwiches, including BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Daily specials, too. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets, grilled tuna and an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HALA SANDWICH SHOP & BAKERY Authentic Middle Eastern favorites include gyros, shwarma, pita bread, made fresh daily. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1451 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 249-2212. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 Third St. S. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ IGUANA’S CANTINA This new Mexican place offers traditional favorites at moderate prices. CM, FB. Free Wifi and outdoor dining. L & D, daily. 1266 Beach Blvd. 853-6356. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB Best of Jax 2010 winner. The full-service restaurant offers corned beef and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1080 Third St. N. 241-5600. $ MEZZA LUNA RISTORANTE F A Beaches tradition for 20+ years. Favorites are Szechwan ahi tuna, lasagna Bolognese and wood-fired pizza. Inside or patio. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2010

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winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar atmosphere. Favorites are pulled pork, Texas brisket and slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN Fpromise For 25 years, of Monkey’s has benefit served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings. Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NORTH BEACH BISTRO Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 Best of Jax 2010 winner. A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.-Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 First St. N. 208-5097. $ PARSONS SEAFOOD RESTAURANT F The family-style restaurant has an outdoor patio and an extensive menu, including the mariner’s platter and the Original Dreamboat. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 904 Sixth Ave. S. 249-0608. $$ THE PIER RESTAURANT This new oceanfront restaurant offers fresh, local fare served on two floors — upstairs, it’s Chef’s Menu, with stuffed flounder, pork tenderloin and appetizers. The downstairs bar and patio offer casual dinner items and daily drink specials. CM, FB. D, daily; L & D, weekends; brunch, Sun. 412 First St. N. 246-6454. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks are made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK An array of specialty menu items, promise of benefit including signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos and local fried shrimp, in a casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 Third St. N. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ THAI ROOM RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Dine in an intimate setting as Chef Thepsouvanh prepares Thai cuisine like crispy duck or pan-seared Chilean sea bass. BW. L, Mon.-Fri. D, Mon.-Sat. 1286 S. Third St. 249-8444. $$$ TWO DUDES SEAFOOD PLACE F Up-to-the-minute-fresh Mayport seafood, like shrimp, scallops, snapper and oysters in sandwiches or baskets, grilled, blackened or fried. B, TO. L & D daily. 22 Seminole Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-2000. $ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapasstyle menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

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(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of Contemporary Art, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd. 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ INDOCHINE Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated. Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ JULIETTE’S & J-BAR Serving dinner before (or dessert after) a show. Breakfast buffet. J-Bar serves bistro-inspired small plates. FB. Daily. Omni Hotel, 245 W. Water St. 355-6664. $$$ KOJA SUSHIF Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine.

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CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ HONEY B’S CAFE Breakfast includes omelets, pancakes, French toast. Lunch offers entrée salads, quiches, build-yourown burgers. Peanut butter pie is a favorite. Tea parties every Sat. B & L, daily. 3535 U.S. 17, Ste. 8. 264-7325. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1800 Town Center Pkwy. 541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F The renowned seafood place, familyowned since 1963, specializes in AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. Come by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Brucci’s offers authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 14035 Beach Blvd. 992-9294. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ THAI ORCHID F The restaurant serves authentic Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, Thai curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$ TKO’S THAI HUT F The menu offers Thai fusion dishes, curry dishes, chef’s specials, healthy options and sushi. Dine inside or on the covered patio. FB. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 46. 647-7546. $$

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BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk. 230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA Vino’s Pizza – with four Jacksonville locations – makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, including a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

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AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F This seafood place features an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings and pasta. Favorites are ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller, pitas and kabobs. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd. 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd. 880-0020. $ CASA MARIA F See Springfield. L & D, daily. 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd. 619-8186. $$ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2010 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd. (Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) GOLDEN CORRAL Family-friendly place offers a legendary buffet featuring a variety of familiar favorites as well as new items. B, L & D, daily. 11470 San Jose Blvd. 886-9699. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS The American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30. 880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily. 11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ LET’S NOSH F The authentic Jewish deli offers a full breakfast, lunch, brunch and full-service deli counter. Real New York water bagels, bread baked on site and desserts. CM. B & L, daily. 9850 San Jose Blvd. 683-8346. $ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F See San Marco. 12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, this barbecue place offers made-fromscratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23. 351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Madeto-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

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ARON’S PIZZA F This family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ BLU TAVERN F This restaurant, serving global cuisine, has an upscale feel with a casual atmosphere. Favorites include bread pudding and specialty appetizers. Blu also serves pasta dishes, burgers, seafood, pork, beef and steaks. CM, FB. L & D, daily; B, Sat. & Sun. only. 1635 Wells Rd. 644-7731. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches. FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 582 Blanding Blvd. 272-0755. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine, stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s

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Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ OLIO MARKET F The newest addition to the downtown scene offers freshly prepared sandwiches, salads, soups and entrées in an open contemporary environment. Located at the bottom of the Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in the casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late nite for Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ THE SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Mon.-Fri.; L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ ZODIAC GRILLF Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

Casa Maria is a traditional family-owned Mexican restaurant, serving everything from chips and salsa to fajitas and seafood, with locations in Jacksonville Beach and North Main Street near River City Marketplace. salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS This Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F This family-owned-andoperated restaurant offers gourmet pizzas, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper and (of course) pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, ziti, calzones, linguini, tortellini, ravioli, all made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style. Daily specials. CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F Homemade breads, pizza, white pizza, Homemade breads, pizza, white pizza, calzones and Italian entrees. Voted Best Pizza in Jax by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2010. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine includes fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster and vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily. 880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers his eclectic

cuisine featuring local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2010 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

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AJ’S ON PARK STREET F AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 359-0035. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery offers classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, all made from scratch, including popular petit fours and custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6, Riverside. 389-7117. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery serves pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes — calzone, stromboli, subs, panini — wings, and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ CROSS CREEK See Springfield. 850 S. Lane Ave. 783-9579. $$ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-andgo sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JACKSONS GRILL The locally owned spot’s original menu has fried pickle chips, Rockin’ Ranch burgers, gumbo, sandwiches. BW, TO. B, L & D, daily. 1522 King St. 384-8984. $$ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides

Advertising proof include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare is prepared with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily, along with a large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON THE PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating. 920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ This café in Riverside Publix Plaza features a variety of sushi, including the popular Monster Roll and the Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. 384-2888. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ TWO DOORS DOWN F Former Tad’s owner offers traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WALKERS This nightspot has a tapas menu plus a wide variety of wines, served in a rustic, intimate atmosphere. BW. Tue.-Sat. 2692 Post St. 894-7465. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

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A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30 years, this family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and the popular fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$

THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily. 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served promise benefit in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece of prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. 460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F This Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2010 winner. International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ KINGFISH GRILL At Vilano Bridge’s west end, Kingfish Grill offers casual waterside dining indoors and on the deck, featuring fresh daily catch, house specialties and sushi. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 252 Yacht Club Drive. 824-2111. $$ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed

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NAME: Craig Scott RESTAURANT: Fernandeli, 17 S. Eighth St., Fernandina Beach BIRTHPLACE: Griffin, Georgia YEARS IN THE BUSINESS: 15 FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): Katz Deli in New York City’s Soho neighborhood FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Slow cooking.

Walter Coker

FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Garlic, chipotle pepper, cayenne pepper and love. IDEAL MEAL: An appetizer of crab cakes, sea bass for the entrée, and for dessert: chocolate cake. WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: Pigs’ feet. CRAZIEST RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE: Working at The Jacksonville Landing on Florida/Georgia weekend. INSIDER’S SECRET: Love what you do! CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURE: Frozen pizza.

oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront restaurant has an ocean view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, south of the S.R. 206 bridge, this two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SUNSET GRILLE Casual Key West style and a seafood-heavy menu — it’s a consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties include baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp and datil pepper wings with bleu cheese dressing. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE AND TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, this upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$ ZHANRAS F Art-themed tapas-style place has small plate items in a casual, contemporary space. Entrée portions available. CM, FB. D, daily; Sun. brunch. 108 Anastasia Blvd. 823-3367. $$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN

BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining. The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. The Fresh Bar offers fine wine, cocktails, martinis. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2010 winner. 13249 City Square Dr. 751-9711. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. fiveguys.com $ THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ THE GRAPE BISTRO & WINE BAR F More than 145 wines, and gourmet tapas for pairing. Wide beer selection. L & D, daily. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119. 642-7111. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$

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JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F Featuring seafood, an everchanging menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned steakhouse has an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ STEAMERS CAFE F Steamers’ menu has all-natural and organic items, including wraps, sandwiches, subs, soups, steamer bowls, smoothies and fresh juices. Daily lunch specials. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway, Ste. 106. 646-4527. $ SUITE The St. Johns Town Center premium lounge and restaurant offers chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS This Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ URBAN FLATS F See Ponte Vedra. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Road. 642-1488. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racingthemed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB.

4555 Southside Blvd. 998-WING (9464). $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

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ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Beaches. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F Best of Jax 2010 winner. NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2010 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F Best of Jax 2010 winner. French, Mediterraneaninspired fare, award-winning wines, wood-fired pizzas, housemade pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd. 398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2010 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ MORTON’S, THE STEAKHOUSE Morton’s specializes in generous portions of USDA prime aged beef as well as fresh fish and lobster. The tableside menu presentation features every item described by the server. FB, TO. D, nightly. 1510 Riverplace Blvd. 399-3933. $$$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILL F Mediterranean homestyle healthy plates, including hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, Mediterranean potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad and daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F At Pizza Palace, it’s all homemade from Mama’s award-winning recipes: spinach pizza and chickenspinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 kinds of smoothies, some blended with flavored soy milks and organic frozen yogurts and granola. B, L & D, daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner. Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd. 306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F The independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers and lunch meats roasted daily in-house. Vegetarian options, including tempeh, too. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style wood-fired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This newest San Marco location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

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AROMAS BEER HOUSE Aromas offers customer favorites like ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, and triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside

Blvd. 928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BOMBA’S SOUTHERN HOME COOKING F The neighborhood comfort spot offers Southern homestyle fare, featuring fresh veggies. Outside dining is available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8560 Beach Blvd. 997-2291. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CITY BUFFET CHINESE RESTAURANT F An extensive selection of Chinese fare, including beef, fish, crabs, chicken, pork, desserts, ice cream, at its all-you-can-eat buffet. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 5601 Beach Blvd. 345-2507. $ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual, El Potro cooks it fresh, made-to-order – fast, hot, simple. Daily specials and buffet at most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 7330844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily. 11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL See Mandarin. 4250 Southside. 620-0600. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serves house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. Best of Jax 2010 winner. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2010 winner. See Intracoastal. 8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F This stylish gastropub has Southern-style cuisine made with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Open Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F Best of Jax 2010 winner. AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 5945 New Kings Rd. 765-8515. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees like eggplant parmigiana, shrimp scampi. BW. L & D, daily. 7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-andoperated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts. CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL F This new Northside place offers casual fare: seafood, wings, burgers. 10 highdef TVs, drink specials and club nights complete the cool vibe. L & D, daily. 13141 City Station Dr. 696-0802. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace. 696-4001. $ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines. Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F The menu features popular favorites: salads, sandwiches and pizza, as well as fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main, Uptown serves fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

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Risky Business Models

Orlando-area cosmetic surgeon Jeffrey Hartog inaugurated Liquid Gold, a storehouse for patients’ frozen liposuctioned fat, charging $900 to safekeep a coffee-cup-sized portion and $200 per year storage (in case the fat’s needed later, like for smoothing facial wrinkles). A Massachusetts General Hospital physician shook his head when he learned of the practice, telling the Orlando Sentinel, “[F]rozen fat doesn’t hold up as well as fresh fat.” In September, German biochemist Peer Bork told the journal Nature he and his partners built the not-for-profit MyMicrobes. com social network so those with similar stomach bacteria can commiserate diet and gastrointestinal woes. The $2,100 signup fee includes a full gut-bacteria sequencing.

The Continuing Crisis

Wild Things: Motorist Clyde White of Corbin, Ky., was charged with attempted murder in August when police finally nabbed him after a road-rage chase reaching speeds of 100 mphplus. White, who’d repeatedly rammed his two siblings in their vehicle, is 78 years old. In the other car were his brother, 82, and sister, 83. According to a recent report from Britain’s Office of National Statistics, there are 297,000 British households in which no adult has ever held any kind of job. The number of persons who thus may never have developed a “habit of work,” and instead have grown accustomed to the country’s generous welfare payments, might be 700,000. In an example the Daily Mail cited, one couple in their late 30s, with their children, “earn” almost $1,100 a week in income support and disability payments. Chicago massage therapist Liudmyla Ksenych, testifying for the prosecution in August in a sex-trafficking trial, noticed from the witness stand that the defense lawyer, Douglas Rathe, was once a client of hers. The judge immediately declared a mistrial. Rathe later said he visited Ksenych four times in 2009 but that “nothing inappropriate” happened.

Fine Points of the Law

What Year Is This? In August in Lubbock, Texas, Carl Wade Curry, 44, was sentenced to 99 years in prison for cattle rustling. One victim said Curry tried to be a smoothtalking, handshake-dealing cattle seller, but “he wasn’t capable.” In Jackson, Minn., in March, Andrew Espey was sentenced to 90 days in jail for improperly shingling the roof of his house. Complained Espey, “[A] drunk can drive down the highway and get a lot less [of a sentence].” He’d affixed new shingles without first removing the old ones.

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Larry Stone, jailed on property crimes in Tavares, Fla., because he couldn’t make the $1,250 bail, posted bond in July by earning $1,300 in telephone-company money after finding a management error that credited his jail account $46 for every international call he pretended to make. The company figured out the problem a day later and recovered all the payouts from the accounts of Stone and 250 other prisoners who’d learned of the glitch. Stone’s bond was revoked and he was returned to lockup.

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“Sorry, Honey. I Was Aiming at the Dog”: Betty Walker, allegedly firing at a pit bull she saw lunging at some children, hit the dog with one shot and her husband, 53, with a second shot, killing him. (Jackson, Miss., July). Brent Bader, allegedly firing at the family dog, instead hit his wife once in the head, killing her. (Twin Peaks, Calif., Feb.) Samuel Campos, 46, allegedly firing to put down the family Chihuahua after accidentally wounding it the day before, instead hit his girlfriend, 41, killing her. (Willits, Calif., March)

News of the Self-Indulgent

While too many Third World children die from starvation or lack of basic medicines, the preschoolers of the TLC TV channel’s “Outrageous Kid Parties” reality show celebrate birthdays and “graduation” (from or to kindergarten) with spectacular galas costing parents $30,000 and up. Typical features include, according to an August ABC News report, a Ferris wheel, rollercoaster, dunking booth, animal rides and a cotton candy machine, along with live music and limo or horseback for grand entrances.

Bright Ideas

Strategies: Alicia Bouchard, 41, was arrested in Jackson County, Fla., in August, accused of hatching a plot with her husband to impregnate a 12-year-old girl for the purpose of producing a baby who would eventually earn an additional welfare check. In August, Japanese construction firm Maeda Corp. ordered its 2,700 employees to adopt standard, short hairstyles: a “bob” for women with a longer fringe that could be swept to the side, and a routine shortback-and-sides for men, slightly longer on top. Maeda said it was responding to the government’s plea to reduce energy usage (less water, less hair dryer time).

People Different From Us

Travis Keen, 28, was arrested in Ouachita Parish, La., in August and charged with indecent exposure while drivingWQW around a Walmart parking lot. According to police, Keen explained that, based on experience, “when he comes to Walmart, he gets aroused.” William Falkingham, 34, was warned by police in Idaho Falls in August that he’d better stop wearing his large, black bunny-rabbit suit in public. One resident complained his son had been frightened and others were “greatly disturbed.” Falkingham sometimes wore a tutu with the bunny outfit.

Redneck Chronicles

Lon Groves, 40, was arrested in Fort Walton Beach, Fla., after a brief standoff with police in July after he allegedly held a handgun to his wife’s head in an argument over which of their granddaughters was the wife’s favorite. Pastor Daryl Riley of the New Welcome Baptist Church in St. Elmo, Ala., was tased, allegedly by the church’s music minister, whom Riley had fired in August, which led another parishioner to pull a knife and begin stabbing wildly in a melee. Said the music minister’s mother, “He done cut [me] before anything started.” Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net october 4-10, 2011 | folio weekly | 41

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BEAUTIFUL LASS IN A 350Z I saw U driving that silver 350Z like it should be driven! Very impressed with your semi-aggressive driving and impressive looks! You turned off Baymeadows onto Western Way around 8 am. I was behind you in a blue Chevy Silverado. When: Sept. 27, 2011. Where: Baymeadows & Western Way. #1199-1004 PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE WEDDING You: Wearing black and white dress, brown hair and hazel eyes. Me: Working event, with brown hair. You caught my eye when you walked in the door. Later we shared a smile as you walked by me. I wish the setting was different. Wasn’t the right time to talk. I wish it was different. So badly wanted to say hi. When: Sept. 24, 2011. Where: Ponte Vedra. #1198-1004 MY FAVORITE BARKEEP You approached me outside Cool Moose. Long time no see. I thought you were gone forever. I have been anxiously waiting your return. Let us drink beer in the park sometime. You pour the beers and I will bring the goblets. You are the man of my daydreams. When: Sept. 14, 2011. Where: Cool Moose Café. #1197-1004 OH OFFICER SCRUMPTIOUS, THANK YOU! Officer B, you took us seriously and we love you for it! Us: Porch-sittin’ women in fear of scary misinformed repo man. You: Pretty blue-eyed MIU who responded and resolved it all. Feel free to stop and share stories anytime. We know we can’t have you but we feel safe and all goosepimply just knowing you’re nearby... When: Sept. 18, 2011. Where: Curbside in my ‘hood. #1196-0927 BE MY PIANO MAN! Me: Working behind the bar. You: Sexy one going to fire school. We talked about me studying religion and you said I should study you while your GF was in the bathroom. Came back to your house and sang Billy Joel all night. Should have tried to kiss you when your GF wasn’t looking. Maybe next time I won’t be scared. When: July 9, 2011. Where: Jax Sports Bar & Grill. #1195-0927 4-RUNNER HOTTIE In the parking lot at work getting out of your old body 4-Runner but that wasn’t the body I was looking at! You: Blonde curly hair. Me: Guy in white truck. You make me want to come to work early just so I can see you walk up. Maybe one day I will actually walk up with you. When: Sept. 12, 2011. Where: At work. #1194-0927 COMEDIAN WITH TATTOOS You: light-eyed, brown-haired gorgeous server at Biscottis, covered in tattoos. I was with my parents so I was too shy to ask for your number. Me: Petite Redhead with a tattoo sleeve. Love that mario tattoo :) Let’s get together and maybe it will be less awkward without my parents there. When: Sept. 12, 2011. Where: Biscottis. #1193-0927 JERSEY SHORE ROBBERY La première fois! When: Last Winter. Where: UNF library with my ex-girlfriend. So sorry it didn’t work out with her, but so happy it’s working with me! You are a walking piece of artwork, a real Greek Goddess. The best part is that you have the brains to match. Let’s make like atoms and bond! Sincerely yours, nomadic pastry chef. When: Last winter. Where: With my ex-girlfriend. #1192-0927 ACHOO AND LOLA Sexy Asian and a monkey with a mohawk, you two drove me crazy. Can’t wait to see you again, lol. When: Sept. 14, 2011. Where: Beach. #1191-0927 U.S. COAST GUARD HOTTIE You were waiting patiently, dressed in uniform looking mighty fine, your half-sleeve tattoo slightly visible. I was with my co-workers learning the iPad2, and I couldn’t focus because you gave me butterflies. I am not sure if you are down with the ladies but I would let you rescue me any day. When: Sept. 9, 2011. Where: Apple Store, St. Johns Town Center. #1190-0920 123 HOTTIE SUPREME! U tattooed my bf, felt an instant connection & been watchin’ longingly from afar ever since. Me: avid gun collector, amateur stalker, want to spend the rest of my life searchin’ for manatees with you! I heart u 747! When: Sept. 11, 2011. Where: Black Anchor Tattoo. #1189-0920 NASCAR CHICK SEEKS EMEDIA NERD You: blond sweet smart shy. Me: brunette bombastic smart fun... can I meet u at DD sometime? I know it is closed but that shouldn’t matter. When: Dec. 2010. Where: That sports-tech company. #1188-0920

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SHELL PENDANT GIFT, FLORIDIAN RESTAURANT We were at the Floridian restaurant anniversary show. You: curly blond bob hairdo, vintage floral cottage dress, I couldn’t see your shoes, are you Swedish? I’m the tall long hair.. You gave me a shell necklace and left, I tried to look but you had vanished. I want to see you again and talk... When: Sept. 3, 2011. Where: The Floridian Restaurant. #1187-0920 THE MEXICAN CUISINE SLANGIN’ QUEEN I see the way you treat people in the friendliest ways while you work. I asked you if that was a dinosaur necklace. I had one too but I didn’t have the balls see if you wanted to trade. You are a true beauty. When: Sept. 4, 2011. Where: Downtown. #1186-0920 BABY, IT’S NOT MY CHILD You kept looking at me holding my best friend’s baby, as if it were mine, grey shirt with a beard that I don’t normally have. You... the perfect combination of dark hair and blue eyes, nothing but smiles... I couldn’t dare ask for your number while you were working. Maybe next time ;) When: Sept. 9, 2011. Where: Salt Life. #11850920 THIS DAMSEL SAVED BY HERO You came out of nowhere. I wasn’t sure if you were a second mugger trying to take my purse after you floored the first one, but you ran off immediately. Was that a sword on your back? Maybe next time you save me you can leave a number. I thought you were pretty cute ;) When: August 22, 2011. Where: Downtown St. Augustine. #1184-0913 DICK’S WINGS BEAUTIFUL GIRL You were working at Dick’s Wings. You have dark hair and are stunningly beautiful. You were wearing Florida Gators clothes which makes you even better. Let’s have a drink together, I will buy all the Natty you want forever. When: Sept. 3, 2011. Where: Dick’s Wings. #1183-0913 THOSE HANDCUFFS DROVE ME CRAZY You: pulled me over on my way back from the Jags game. Me: missing my shoe and a purse. We talked for a little and I told you to watch “Bridesmaids.” I meant together. I’ll bring my license, you bring flowers and the handcuffs. Stay sweet, officer. When: Sept. 1, 2011. Where: Exit ramp, Highway 202 to Kernan Blvd. #1182-0913

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I’M YOUR VILANO BEACH HERO I pulled your car out of the sand at Vilano Beach on Saturday 8-27-11. I wanted to get your number, but I was on the phone with someone from work and you left too quick. Don’t know why I didn’t ask sooner. When: August 27, 2011. Where: Vilano Beach. #1179-0906

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BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS You: Gorgeous blonde/brunette wearing purple shorts, yellow Pauly Shore T-shirt, I am thrilled every time I see you! Me: Ginger guy who wears running shirts. I think it’s time for another adventure? When: Weekly. Where: Commander. #1181-0906

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JEEP, VIPER & UVA HAT Although I only see you once a month, you never fail to bring a smile to my face. I think about you often and I hope you feel the same way. I am a petite, tattooed hair-stylist with short platinum hair. I hope to

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The ongoing effort to trap, neuter and return Jacksonville’s feral cat population is a cruelty-free solution to a longstanding problem Was that a cat? hile leading Tai Chi at my studio one night, I glimpsed a small black creature peering through the glass door. We fixed eyes for a moment and then it disappeared. The next morning, I ventured behind my business complex to a tiny strip of woods. Within minutes, I discovered a litter of young kittens snuggled under a large tree trunk serving as their den. Tiny furballs of cream, orange and gray, looking to be three to four weeks old, came tumbling out into a pile of cuteness at the sound of my voice. In an effort to help prevent these little ones from becoming dinner for a mutated bullfrog, I contacted several local organizations, trying to determine what I should do. I learned that if I brought them in to Animal Care & Protective Services or the Jacksonville Humane Society, they would likely be euthanized immediately because of their age. Space at these facilities is limited due to the ridiculously high number of animals brought in each day and it is necessary for the cages to be occupied by readily adoptable cats and dogs. These kittens would need a foster parent until they were old enough to be spayed or neutered, thus adoptable. Fortunately, a neighboring businessman adopted all four into his home. Angels do exist. However, I knew there was a Momma Kitty, whom I soon met, along with some of her friends and family. I quickly became a sucker, bringing food twice daily to keep them from hanging out in the dumpsters devouring leftover Taco Bell. Through research, I found out these felines are considered feral cats because they survive in the wild and away from humans. Living in a group, or colony, they share territory. The majority of feral cats were once pets that either wandered off and became strays or were abandoned by their owners, with the survivors then breeding like crazy. Since this was an office park, surrounded by highways, it’s likely the originals members of my adopted colony were dumped. A few months later, Momma Kitty started getting thick around the middle again, so I knew something had to be done. While browsing the Internet, I stumbled across an organization called Alley Cat Allies and discovered it’s necessary to play Big Brother in controlling the population. Just feeding them was not a solution. Enter TNR — Trap/Neuter/Return. If the cats are tame and determined adoptable, you try to find homes for them. If not, the cats are trapped and taken to a low-cost facility to be spayed or neutered, vaccinated, treated for fleas and have their left ear clipped, before they are released back to where they came from. The ear tip is a

universal method used to identify cats that have been spayed/neutered. When a colony has been TNR’d, they still protect their territory from other cats coming in, but the population doesn’t increase and they’re healthier cats. The other necessary part of the equation is having a caretaker. This person voluntarily takes on the responsibility of routinely caring for the cats by providing them with food, water and shelter, and ensuring all of the members are spayed/neutered. Caretakers are critical to the success of TNR and help keep the cats disease-free and out of dumpsters. Traditionally, stray cats were just trapped and euthanized. This method of catch-and-kill is cruel, endless and costly. Research has proven that it just doesn’t work. Neither does relocating the colony. If removed from a location, other cats move in to take advantage of the newly available resources, and breed. This “vacuum effect” is a documented phenomenon found in a variety of animal species throughout the world. The breeding cycle continues and the problem is not solved. Some people feel they can dump a cat in woods and it will have no problem surviving by eating squirrels and birds. Wrong. Contrary to popular belief, most domesticated pets do not survive if abandoned, since they’ve had their primary care needs met by a human owner for most of their lives. Fearful and desperate, many meet their fates with oncoming cars, slowly starve or die from getting into fights with other cats, raccoons, possums, even coyote (yes, here in Jacksonville). It took time, but I successfully TNR’d my entire colony of cats, finding homes for three. After three years of daily feeding opportunities and successful trapping adventures, I came Momma Kitty to the realization that these cats were capable of developing trust. I respected them as living creatures with a right to be here, just like us, and was trying my best to help them survive without resorting to confinement in a cage, or euthanasia. As with another human, respect is the key to trust. This became apparent about one year ago. It was Sunday evening and feeding time at the colony when I saw what looked like a black cat in the distance moving very slowly toward me. Eventually, I could see it was Momma

Kitty. She never missed a meal but had not shown up for a week. I had assumed the worst, since two of her siblings had met their fate on Philips Highway just a few months earlier. As I watched, she would stand up and then fall down. I could see she was dragging her left leg, due to what I learned was a totally dislocated hip. It was obvious she would not survive long in the woods in this condition,

Traditionally, stray cats were just trapped and euthanized. This method is cruel, endless and costly. Research has proven that it just doesn’t work. Neither does relocating the colony.

and apparently she knew it, too, thus dragged herself some distance to find me. Without any resistance, she allowed me to put her in a carrier and take her to a veterinarian. While being taken out of the carrier and placed on the examining table, she purred constantly, silently enduring touches, prods and movement of her injured body. She never bit, scratched or hissed. One year later, she is now a lovable lap-cat, thriving on attention, having

been given a second chance. Some might consider Momma Kitty a wild cat, a rat with a furry tail, a pest, a nuisance. She could have shredded my face and fought for her life when I picked her up, but she didn’t. Even though a lot of people believe cats are loners and naturally aloof, most of them are very socialable creatures, enjoying the company of another cat, dog or person. Feral cats are beautiful and sensitive beings, but fearful and trying their best to survive in a harsh and uncertain world, just like you and me. But unlike us, they were forced into that world and not given a choice, typically the result of non-thinking, heartless and irresponsible owners. A proclamation was signed in 2009 for National Feral Cat Day, recognizing the efforts made in addressing the feral cat issues in Jacksonville. In 2008, the Feral Freedom Program was implemented — a collaboration among the city of Jacksonville, First Coast No More Homeless Pets and Best Friends Animal Society. There are no city funds involved with the program and, as a result of its implementation, estimated savings to Jacksonville taxpayers may be as much as $150,000 per year, by decreasing the number of cats euthanized. I applaud Animal Control & Protective Services, First Coast No More Homeless Pets, the numerous animal rescue volunteers and my fellow caretakers within the city of Jacksonville for their support and assistance in controlling our feral cat population. We’ve made giant strides in the past few years, but have a long way to go. It is a “people problem,” thus education is the key. Change doesn’t happen overnight. It will take time, patience and cooperation. Cats and dogs are living, breathing and loving creatures. When you take a pet into your home, you assume responsibility for the entire life of that pet. Dumping them on the side of the road to fend for themselves is most often a death sentence — it’s also illegal, like any other act of animal cruelty or neglect. The 11th anniversary of National Feral Cat Day is Oct. 16. Feral cats have been part of our landscape for thousands of years, and always will be. Compassionate and effective solutions to help cats and communities coexist peacefully are readily available and the key to making Jacksonville a safer place for all of our furry friends. If you want to be part of the solution, call First Coast No More Homeless Pets and check out Alley Cat Allies’ website at alleycat.org Christine Booras

Booras is an assistant organizer with Jax Feral Cat Rescue.

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