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The bid process for the Southbank Riverwalk puts a company’s address over its qualifications. p. 10 Poster child: Rock ’n’ roll illustrator Derek Hess brings his weirdly hopeful images to a Northeast Florida exhibit. p. 29

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17 EDITOR’S NOTE p. 4 NEWS Displaced by new developments, and unwelcome in existing ones, feral hogs are increasingly caught between the swamps and suburbia. p. 7 Should a company’s Jacksonville address be the deciding factor in awarding city contracts? p. 10 Jacksonville resident Mary Lee Goethe has turned odd headlines into a decadeslong obsession. p. 11 BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS Times-Union’s “Uncle Billy” has much to be thankful for.

Plus the vultures circling Bank of America are seasonal, not prophetic. p. 8 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 15 MOVIES Reviews of “Jack and Jill” and “Happy Feet Two.” p. 16 MUSIC Brothers Oliver and Chris Wood weave disparate musical histories together with shared musical DNA. p. 20

29 The Devil Makes Three give traditional music a much-needed kick in the bluegrass and folk scene. p. 21 ARTS Acclaimed underground illustrator Derek Hess brings his weirdly hopeful images to a St. Augustine exhibit. p. 29 The one-man show “Tru” offers a glimpse into the life of one of the 20th Century’s most-storied writers. p. 31 NEWS OF THE WEIRD Circumcision for a cause, lawsuits for sucky moms. p. 42 BACKPAGE The global fight for human rights should include the eradication of child abuse. p. 47 MAIL p. 5 SPORTSTALK p. 12 I ♥ TELEVISION p. 13 HAPPENINGS p. 33 DINING GUIDE p. 35 I SAW U p. 43 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 44 CLASSIFIEDS p. 45

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Deal or No Deal?

A reality TV pitch to the one Florida official who’s ready for prime time

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ennifer Carroll! What could possibly be next for you? Having evolved from Republican Party pariah (for twice challenging the Democratic stronghold of U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown, thus rallying liberals to the polls) to ineffectual state Rep. to Lieutenant Governor under Rick Scott, you are clearly more than ready for your closeup. A military gal and a (legal!) immigrant, you’ve locked down the necessary patriotic bonafides. The fact that you’re a bit of a looker helps, at least when it comes to glossing over those embarrassing public-speaking gaffes — and, let’s be honest, they abound! (Remember not being able to articulate Rick Scott’s position on immigration — it’s always hard to remember if it’s a good or bad thing! [Watch it, if you can bear: http://bcove.me/wokotzxt]. Or your confusion over his 7-7-7 plan? Was it 700 jobs or 7,000? [Actually it was 700,000, but let’s leave that to the bean counters!])

Getting attention is tough for most Lt. Governors, but somehow, Jennifer — is it OK if we call you that? — somehow, Jennifer, you’ve managed to master the art.

Now, we know that hasn’t always made the boss happy. Old-man Skeletor can be quite a control freak — nary a hydrogenated oil to be found at those state house dinners, amirite? — and we’re pretty sure he hasn’t taken kindly to your frequent appearances in statewide headlines. But your future shouldn’t be limited by that emaciated curmudgeon — no offense! Your star should rise or fall on its own merits, not some obscure metrics like “job performance” or “qualifications.”

What we’re here to pitch is a big — really big — shot at turning this Lt. Gov. gig into the opportunity it should be: a launching pad to greatness. We’re not just talking about another four years, or even a VP slot on the 2016 presidential ticket. We’re talking Reality TV, baby! That’s right — residuals, paparazzi, possibly even an Us Weekly cover!

Go ahead, take a moment. This is a lot to absorb. Do you want to take a break and come back? No? All right — thatagirl!

To help you visualize what we’re talking about, Jennifer, we took the liberty of brainstorming a few scenarios — a few reality TV “tropes,” for lack of a better word. Nothing exploitative — just stuff that’s already out there, being reported anyway, that we might as well take ownership of. Hell, if the St. Pete Times is gonna throw your mug on A-1, it might as well benefit us. Amirite? OK, so: Here we go:

“Dirty Jobs” Reality TV trope: “I’m Not Here to Make Friends” The real story: In your most recent ethical kerfuffle, you’re accused of pushing through legislation that closed the books on the financially and ethically plagued Black Business Loan Program (http://bit.ly/spg60h), ensuring that no one will ever be able to audit or fully understand what happened with millions of taxpayer dollars. How many millions? Nobody knows! The beauty of this one is it keeps audiences — and taxpayers — guessing.

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“Jennifer Wants to Be a Millionaire” Reality TV trope: The hopeless audition

The real story: You’re incapable of providing accurate income data on state-mandated financial disclosure forms (http://bit.ly/ cm1Tcs). With a yearly income of just $60,000, your stated net worth in 2004 was “23 million,” according to forms you personally filled out.

That was a big increase from your 2003 net worth — $271,000 — but nothing compared to the $202 million you claimed in 2005. Asked where the numbers came from, you simply repeated, “I just made a mistake.”

“Extreme Makeover: Higher Ed Edition” Reality TV trope: Self-improvement The real story: In 2004, you got called out for listing an advanced degree from a so-called “diploma mill” on your official résumé — a “master’s degree” from Kensington University, an unaccredited school eventually forced out of business for (among other things) awarding students credit for “life experience.” After a CBS News report on diploma mills mentioned you by name, you removed the degree from your résumé. (http://bit.ly/vAlZfh) “Punk’d” Reality TV trope: Hidden cameras/You’re Fired!

The real story: Your former spokesperson Carletha Cole flakes and calls for your impeachment (embarrassing!) and accuses your office of infighting “like a juvenile school.” She’s later arrested for allegedly secretly recording your chief of staff (http:// bit.ly/tjh402). Best part: We’ve already got it on tape!

“Losing It with Jennifer” Reality TV trope: Supernatural/paranormal The real story: Back in 2003, you got a speeding ticket in Green Cove Springs. Fortunately, the police chief there made it “disappear.”

When asked about it, you “misremembered” the incident (http://bit.ly/carroll_tickets), initially claiming not to have known the ticket was dismissed, and later saying it had been dismissed because of faulty radar (which was not the case).

“Trading Spaces” Reality TV trope: Oh Hai! The real story: In order to qualify as an approved contractor under the city of Jacksonville’s Small and Emerging Business program, you had to prove your business had existed in the city three years, so you submitted a lease showing you’d been there from March 2002 to May 2007, and a letter from the building’s owner attesting to that.

Unfortunately, your business wasn’t located there until 2005 at the earliest, and the letter was forged (http://bit.ly/sl2Qyj). Whoops!

Listen, Jennifer: Don’t make a decision right now. Take a day; sleep on it. These are big decisions, and they deserve your full attention. So just take your time, and remember: Reality TV is the purest medium for processing the incomprehensible and perverse. You’re a natural.

Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com

Mercy Me

I cannot help but respond to the article “Dead Issue” by Ron Word (News, Nov. 8, 2011, http://bit.ly/rHFU61), and I have to say: Bring back the electric chair! People that have committed such heinous acts that have landed them on death row shouldn’t be felt sorry for, even if they “bled profusely” or if “flames erupted near or from” their heads during their executions. Did Allen Lee “Tiny” Davis consider the feelings of the pregnant woman or her two daughters he killed? I certainly doubt it. Why should we consider what defense attorney Al Chipperfield calls the “evolving standards of decency” when Davis (and many others) obviously never did? Another case was mentioned concerning a malfunction with the lethal injection system, which took 34 minutes to kill a man. Did anyone look at how long he took to commit the crimes against his victim before they felt sorry for his “awful death?”

Both of these people deserved everything

Did Allen Lee “Tiny” Davis consider the feelings of the pregnant woman or her two daughters he killed? I certainly doubt it.

Why should we consider what defense attorney Al Chipperfield calls the “evolving standards of decency” when Davis (and many others) obviously never did? they got, as do most of the other criminals on death row. What they don’t deserve is 25-plus years of prison time (actually no more than 5 or 10, in my opinion), during which taxpayers are paying for them to be clothed and fed. Want to know a way to save money? Execute them sooner. Putting them on life without parole doesn’t save us money, it makes us spend it needlessly. I agree completely with Brad Drake: “I have no desire to humanely respect those that are inhumane.”

Jessica Forlines Jacksonville via email

I am a prisoner in one of Florida’s 50-plus prisons, writing this “letter to the editor” in response to your recent article discussing the criminal justice system and sentencing policy.

We continue to finance a sprawling prison/police industrial complex across our state to enrich the prison construction business, bond underwriters, correctional officers unions and lawyers. What the Florida taxpayer gets for his $3 billion dollar bill is something resembling a cross between the plantation and an insane asylum.

Although Florida law prohibits anyone from putting an ape, orangutan or gorilla in a cage less than 800 feet in size, Florida continues to crowd more than 100,000 state prisoners into “cages” of 65 feet. (Imagine sharing a cell with another human being that is not much bigger than the restroom at your corner gas station.) Doublecelled day in and day out, for years on end, we release them back into society with no income, no savings, no job, no job skills and no hope.

We prisoners support the Smart Justice Coalitions reform measures, and the proposals of former Atty. Gen. Smith, Duran and Butterworth. Newt Gingrich, U.S. Sen. Webb, Edwin Meese and groups like “Right on crime” are moving in the right direction but we need to go further: We prisoners need real, paid on-the-job training now so we can earn while we learn. Additionally, we need to repeal the 85 percent minimum sentence law and restore real incentives for hard work, perhaps 50 percent gain time. As Mr. Butterworth says: “It’s simply ‘nuts’ to continue as we are imprisoning people at a rate 500 percent greater than England, 800 percent greater than Germany and 1,200 percent greater than Japan.”

We need to replace prisons with “restitution centers” where prisoners can earn while they learn. Give us a break.

Mark Daly Prisoner No. 117360 Graceville Correctional Facility, Graceville, Fla.

Planted in Opposition

The Garden Club of Switzerland is a member of the Florida Federation of Garden Clubs, which has the following objective: “To further the education of the members and the public in the fields of gardening, horticulture, botany, floral design, landscape design, environmental awareness through the conservation of natural resources, civic beautification, nature studies, and to instill in our youth the love of gardening and the respect and protection of the environment.”

With regard to our mission to support “environmental awareness through the conservation of natural resources” and “to instill in our youth … the respect and protection of the environment,” we wish to state our opposition to the ongoing practice of the Georgia-Pacific mill in Palatka, which discharges 20-28 million gallons of wastewater/effluent directly into the St. Johns River system every day.

Pollutants from the Georgia-Pacific plant are deteriorating the water quality and health of all the aquatic systems and wildlife, and the health of humans, from heavy metals such as mercury and organic compounds PCBs and dioxin. These pollutants can be found in the sediments at the bottom of the river and often make their way into the food chain. Many fish species are unsafe for consumption because of the high level of pollutants found in their tissues. According to the St. Johns River Water Management District, 97 percent of the region is either a Priority Water Resource Caution Area or a Potential Caution Area. The latest report of the “State of the River Report for the lower St. Johns River Basin” finds water quality and submerged aquatic life are all unsatisfactory.

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Boyd insists hog catching is a business, not a lark. “Some redneck boys like to drink beer and catch hogs,” he says — but he doesn’t advise it.

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Trapped!

Displaced by new developments, and unwelcome in existing ones, feral hogs are increasingly caught between the swamps and suburbia

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hey come mostly at night, ravaging lawns and gardens, eluding traps and terrifying homeowners and children. They breed almost as quickly as rabbits, taking over suburban haunts and destroying natural habitats. They are, quite simply, running amok — particularly in some areas of Nocatee, Marsh Harbor and Guana River State Park.

Feral pigs have been around for hundreds of years. A non-native species in the United States, they were brought to the Atlantic Coast of Florida by Hernando De Soto in 1539, eventually establishing vast feral colonies throughout the Southern U.S. They are now thought to number in the millions. According to feral hog authority William M. Giuliano at University of Florida’s Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences, Florida ranks second after Texas in the number of wild hogs in America, with about a half-million, with a presence in each of Florida’s 67 counties.

These aren’t the cute and cuddly pigs we see in movies and marketing — no Babes, Porkys or Piggly Wigglys. Covered with a wiry, furry hide, with long canine teeth that protrude like tusks, these hogs outweigh offensive linemen, are as destructive as a John Deere tractor and have the disposition of a drunk on a three-day bender.

The hogs have been particularly problematic for residents of communities around northern St. Johns and southern Duval counties, as adjacent properties like the vast planned community of Nocatee are developed. Pushed out of more remote areas, the hogs have taken to the well-sodded lawns of suburbia, which they destroy with abandon. The persistent omnivores eat insects, fish, roots, birds’ nests, even fawns and small domestic livestock like chickens. Smithsonian Magazine dubbed the creatures “the most destructive invasive species in the United States” (http://bit.ly/t9ui5V).

In just a few hours, roaming hogs can make a freshly sodded yard look like a monster truck rally has been held there.

Ryan Boyd, a wildlife trapper who owns Jacksonville-based Quick Catch, has years of

experience with nuisance critters, including raccoons, opossums, armadillos, snakes, moles, skunks and rats. But he says the problem of feral pigs “is getting progressively worse.”

“There is a neighborhood out in Nocatee where they’ve done about $30,000 worth of damage,” he says. Boyd, who has trapped 150 hogs in Guana in the past eight months, recently caught 11 boars in Nocatee in a single week.

In addition to wreaking what Boyd calls “ungodly” destruction, the swine can also be dangerously aggressive, especially when trying to protect their nests and piglets. Just last week, Boyd says, a customer described a scene that sounds like it came straight out of a nightmare: “A hog with no ears chased her to her car,” he says.

For Carrie Eckert, resident of the onceserene Marsh Harbor subdivision, such scenarios are literally too close to home. After weeks of having the hogs occupy her yard, she hired Boyd remove them. In a 72-hour period, he trapped six wild hogs in and around her yard, including a 225-pound boar and a 175-pound sow pregnant with eight to 10 piglets.

“They’ve torn up the common areas,” she says of the pigs’ destruction in the Marsh Harbor neighborhood. “We just put in all new sod and they can destroy it in no time.”

Eckert’s mother-in-law, Mary Eckert, says she’s heard reports from over in Nocatee of 70 hogs being rounded up. She hopes she has seen the last of them. “They are not cute little creatures,” she insists.

Although hogs are nocturnal, and usually curl up in the daytime to keep cool, Eckert says they are also out on overcast days, and seem oblivious to cars and humans. Her husband once saw six hogs grazing alongside the road, paying no attention to the passing cars and trucks. While shooting the hogs is legal (and, some think, great sport), Eckert worries about children when people are aiming guns and shooting arrows at hogs.

Boyd estimates he has snared more than 1,000 wild hogs in his career, but the 26-year-

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old trapper sets himself apart from other, lessexperienced trappers, who inadvertently teach the hogs to shy away from the traps, making them much harder to catch.

“Hogs are the most intelligent animals in the woods,” Boyd notes. Though their eyesight is poor, they possess a keen sense of smell and, Boyd contends, “problem-solving abilities.” If there are 10 hogs in a sounder (the term for a

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“This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for tax accountants, stable boys, alligator skin boots and Right to Work states.”

— Heartwarming pre-holiday tweet from UncleBilly, the fake Twitter handle of William S. Morris III, CEO of Morris Publishing, which owns The Florida Times-Union.

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“You can get these for free, you know. They fall off trees.”

— Man overheard at Michael’s craft store last week, speaking to a woman sniffing bags of pine cones.

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Create a ‘Thanks for Visiting St. Augustine’ button” — One modest proposal received by the city’s 450th Corps when it asked residents to contribute ideas on what the city should do to celebrate its 450th anniversary.

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the trophy boars with large tusks. Male hogs weigh from 200 to 400 pounds, though there were reports in 2004 of an 800-pound pig dubbed “Hogzilla,” having been shot in Alapaha, Ga. (DNA testing showed it was a hybrid of a wild boar and domestic pig.)

Smaller hogs are butchered, and some of the meat is given to homeless shelters and needy families. It’s said to taste like regular

In addition to wreaking what Boyd calls “ungodly” destruction, the hogs can also be aggressive.

Just last week, a customer described a scene that sounds like it came straight out of a nightmare: “A hog with no ears chased her to her car,” he says. group of pigs), most trappers will be happy if they can catch eight of them. “But what they’ve done is educate the two left,” he says. “From now on, they will be spooky,” and pass that fear on to their piglets.

Before he can catch any hogs, Boyd will scout an area and develop a plan. He sets out his large steel traps and the right combination of grain and goodies to entice the animals (his specific bait ingredients are a trade secret).

He can attach an infrared camera to his traps to see how hogs are reacting to it. He also sometimes uses dogs in his hunt.

“Hog-trapping is not an event, it’s a process,” says Boyd.

After hogs are captured, Boyd sells some to game preserves — particularly

pork, only a little gamey. “The big boar hogs, you can’t eat those,” says Boyd. “It’s like chewing on cardboard.”

Boyd charges a fee to set up the traps that can hold several hogs, and he charges for each hog he catches, though he declined to discuss his rates. He does emphasize, however, that it’s a business, not a lark. “A lot of people do it for free,” he says. “Some redneck boys like to drink beer and catch hogs.”

Boyd doesn’t recommend going that route, though. “A lot of people are under-educated and ill-equipped,” he says. “I’ve been doing it since I was old enough to walk. I don’t know how I got into it, but it got into me. I was born to do it.”

Sweet Victory

“It involved ice cream and college credit. I thought what better combination can there be?”

— Stanton College Preparatory School student Grace Dahlstrom, one of 15 local high school students whose group took second place in a national ice cream flavor-making competition with Viva Vanilla. The students created the flavor as part of a for-credit class at City Kidz Ice Cream Cafe in Springfield, which The Rev. Clinton Bush, the cafe’s cofounder, started in partnership with Cornell University.

Locals looking to grab a scoop of the flavor, which beat out Haagen-Dazs, Blue Bell and Breyers in a local blind taste test, can visit City Kidz Café in the Third & Main building, 1303 N. Main St., from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Mon.-Sat.

“Growing up in the Venice that never was.”

— Title of a 52-minute oral history of Davis Shores, a St. Augustine Beach subdivision whose history dates to the grandiose visions of the 1920s Florida land boom. Developer D.P. Davis envisioned gondolas paddling down Davis Shores canals, but when the boom went bust in 1926, he and his visions disappeared overboard on a luxury liner bound for Europe. St. Augustine North Davis Shores neighborhood association collected residents’ memories of growing up in North Davis Shores, for an oral history. For a $30 donation, copies of the DVD are available at jeanetteberk@comcast.net.

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There’s a kettle of turkey vultures circling the Bank of America Tower in downtown Jacksonville, but it’s not the symbol of doom it might appear.

Turkey vultures are more a sign of cooler weather than bank failure. Turkey vultures winter in Florida, and love to coast in the thermals created when the afternoon heat turns downtown pavement into a griddle. Tampa, Miami and Orlando also have vultures circling their high-rises this time of year.

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Bouquets to environmental attorney John November for helping to celebrate and publicize the ecological importance of Florida’s marsh ecosystem. During this year’s Marsh Fest on Dutton Island Preserve (a 350-acre preserve bought in part with money raised at previous Marsh Fest celebrations), November’s original children’s play, “Woodrum the Woodstork: Prince of Tides,” was performed.

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Brickbats to U.S. Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.) for a pushing a skewed view of what constitutes fairness in matters of state reciprocity. Stearns has sponsored a bill that would require states to honor concealed carry permits from all other states, even if a gun owner’s criminal history violates the host state’s limits on such permits (such as DUI offenses or violent misdemeanors). At the same time, Stearns voted against requiring states to recognize the validity of marriages in all other states when he rejected a repeal of DOMA (the so-called Defense of Marriage Act).

Bouquets to First Coast Technical College AgriScience teacher Eddie Lambert and his students for creating portable hydroponic gardens to raise money for the college. The students designed the gardens with the help of carpentry students at the college. They are now selling a 14-inch dish garden for $10 and a 21x17x7-inch plastic bin for $15, complete with plants. For more information, email eddie. lambert@fctc.edu.

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Close to Home

Should a company’s Jacksonville address be the deciding factor in awarding city contracts?

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he Southbank Riverwalk is a dilapidated shell of its former self — the wood splintering, the concrete supports eroded to reveal rusted rebar. Jacksonville City Councilmember Don Redman, whose district includes the Southbank, found out just how out bad things were in 2009, when a loose board prompted a bad fall off his bicycle, and he spent Thanksgiving in the hospital, with a broken leg.

The condition of the 4,500-foot wooden walkway should come as no surprise to anyone who saw the project unfold. Both the city of Jacksonville and the New Orleans architect hired to build the project in 1985 were told by contractor Wood-Hopkins that the lumber they’d selected wouldn’t last. They were also told the nails selected were too short to provide the anchoring necessary for a waterfront walkway. Both products were used anyway, and the Riverwalk began failing before it was even completed.

As costs increased, so did public concern.

Then-State Attorney Ed Austin ordered a grand jury investigation, which concluded that the handling of the project was “almost criminal.”

Some 25 years later, city is poised to tear out the entire boardwalk and replace it with a precast concrete superstructure. Last year, the city awarded the project to Jacksonville-based design build firm Haskell Co., headquartered just across the St. Johns River from the project site. That proximity has proved more than a little fortuitous for Haskell Co. In fact, location is the main reason the company won the lucrative Riverwalk contract.

A review of city bid documents and procedures shows that Haskell defeated its chief competitor chiefly because of its Jacksonville address. Although American Bridge Co. has extensive experience in marine work — and Haskell has little — American Bridge lost out in a weighted ranking that puts location above all other considerations.

The city began accepting bids to demolish and rebuild the Riverwalk in early 2010.

Six qualified design build firms joined the bidding. The bid specifications called for each company to be ranked in nine categories, including Competence, Financial Responsibility, Innovation and Record of Professional Accomplishments.

With the exception of the Proximity

The splintering Southbank Riverwalk is set to be ripped out and rebuilt. But in selecting a contractor to do the job, the city made clear it values a company’s address more than its qualifications.

category, American Bridge skunked the competition, getting 225 out of a maximum 300 points. However, it was outgunned by Haskell, which finished with 237 points. The deciding factor was Proximity, a category in which Haskell got a score of 30. American Bridge, based in Tampa, got a score of 1.

The disparity raises questions not just about the fairness of the bid process, but the quality of its results. Excluding the Proximity category, American Bridge outscored Haskell 224 to 207.

In other words, by all other measurements, it was the most qualified bidder.

A look at the history of both Haskell and American Bridge offers some reason why. The Haskell Co. was formed in 1965, American Bridge in 1900. The latter’s maritime experience includes construction of some of the largest and longest span bridges, including the Sunshine Skyway Bridge in Tampa, the $400 million Woodrow Wilson Bridge in Washington, D.C., and the Orinoco Bridge in Venezuela — the longest suspension bridge in South America. Haskell’s bridge work is minimal by comparison — mostly pedestrian bridges, including the Dale Earnhardt pedestrian bridge over I-92 in Daytona, and the I-95 pedestrian bridge linking Wolfson Children’s Hospital to Nemours Children’s Clinic.

American Bridge has worked extensively on marine projects like piers, docks and pipe pilings, projects far more complicated than the Southbank Riverwalk, including piers built for the Navy submarine base at Groton, Conn.

Haskell’s promotional literature shows only a handful of maritime projects.

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ranking was Competence, with a maximum score of 50. The three members of the Competitive Sealed Proposed Evaluation Committee gave Haskell 45 and American Bridge 44. Here’s a breakdown of the other categories: Current work load, maximum 20 points American Bridge 19, Haskell 10 Financial responsibility, maximum 40 American Bridge 40, Haskell 35 Volume of current work load, max. 10 American Bridge 10, Haskell 10 Demonstrated commitment to small/ minority business, max. 30 American Bridge 15, Haskell 8 Safety and environmental compliance, max. 20 American Bridge 18, Haskell 19 Work approach, max. 60 American Bridge 50, Haskell 54 Record of professional accomplishments, max. 40 American Bridge 28, Haskell 26 The final category included a handful of subsections, including rankings related to initial budget estimates, change orders and the reliability of the firm’s Guaranteed Maximum Price. However, the Riverwalk project has no Guaranteed Maximum Price. The city has earmarked $15 million for the project, but the contract signed by the city on March 4, 2011 specifies that the GMP will be determined at a later date in a separate agreement between Haskell and the city.

This, of course, raises questions of its own — and can’t help but evoke memories of a previous Haskell project. In 1993, Haskell was awarded the city contract to renovate the Gator Bowl into the current NFL football stadium. Preston

Haskell, the company’s founder and chairman, was also a founding partner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. The stadium renovation contract was awarded without being put out to bid, and with an ever-increasing price tag. Initially pegged to cost $60 million — a price that Haskell officials cosigned — the renovation cost skyrocketed to $145 million when all was said and done. That contract also had no up-front GMP. Is it reasonable to expect that the city and Haskell will stay within the $15 million earmarked for the Southbank Riverwalk?

History suggests not. As with The Shipyards, the Duval County Courthouse and the River City Renaissance project, one can expect City Hall to look back and say, “We goofed.”

Awarding American Bridge the contract may not have yielded a different result. But the way the city’s bid process is structured all but ensures we’ll never know. According to American Bridge Manager and Senior Engineer Bob Wind, the company’s operations manager, Hank van Zuthem, expressed surprise and disappointment at the bid awards meeting. He didn’t file a formal complaint, but Wind says that the fact that the company was 17 points ahead of Haskell outside of the Proximity category speaks to skewed city priorities. Proximity might be a worthwhile metric, he conceded, but it should not constitute 10 percent of the score. As it is, Wind says, the process “puts firms outside of Jacksonville at a disadvantage.” Asked if he thought the process was designed to be manipulated in that way, he says, “The facts speak for themselves.”

Marvin Edwards themail@folioweekly.com

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Why the scrapbook? The 1950 Lee High School graduate isn’t given to introspection. She cocks her head and croaks good-heartedly, “Because I like the circus-freakish? Because I’m freakish!”

Home, Home on the Weird

Jacksonville resident Mary Lee Goethe has turned odd headlines into a decades-long obsession

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ary Lee Goethe scrapbooks like it’s an action verb. But don’t expect to find this cheeky 79-year-old pasting together a memory book of the grandkids or making collages of her latest cruise. Her enterprise is weirder (in subject matter) and more pragmatic (in execution) than most nostalgia scrapbookers can imagine, but it is no less dear to her heart.

Every morning, in the privacy of her Lakewood ranch home, Goethe scans The Florida Times-Union for the quirky, bizarre and unsettling. She dutifully clips articles and then preserves each, pasting them on orange sheets of construction paper inside a bright blue threering binder. On the cover of the binder she’s pasted the words “Strange But True.”

Goethe has kindred spirits in Chuck Shepherd (creator of the syndicated “News of the Weird”) and Florida Sun Sentinel librarian Barbara Hijeck (whose blog, “FloridDuh” is subtitled “Weird, wacky, strange news from the Sunshine State”). But unlike those collections, Goethe’s sole source is The Florida Times-Union. She’s been clipping articles for 41 years.

One recent afternoon, Goethe serves glasses of sweet tea with lemon as tinkley music plays in the background. Opening the binder on her coffee table, she flips to the 1977 article that got her started on her hobby. She reads the headline with exaggerated flourish: “Man’s — Alter — Ego — Found — Innocent.”

She laughs and taps the page, “Now that’s strange!”

The story is about a jury in San Jose, Calif., which found Arthur Dwayne Bicknell not guilty of drunk driving charges because one of his multiple personalities was the true culprit.

Goethe doesn’t pause to read the whole item, however, moving quickly to another story from the 1970s, about strange names.

“What if your name was Horace Manure?” she cackles.

Goethe has collected a whole chamber of stories about horrible reptiles and monster organisms — a 700-pound bull gator caught in a tributary of the Apalachicola River, a foot-long toad poised to take over Florida in 1969, and a killer amoeba that enters the ears of

swimmers and consumes their brains.

But weird alone isn’t enough to grab Goethe’s attention. She’s selective. Asked if she clipped the recent story about the Domino Pizza managers in Lake City who torched a nearby Papa John’s, she’s disdainful. “That’s not strange,” she says. “It’s just stupid.”

Why the scrapbook? The 1950 Lee High School graduate isn’t given to introspection.

She cocks her head and croaks good-heartedly, “Because I like the circus-freakish? Because I’m freakish!” She then mugs for a photographer — first with her mouth agape, then with her eyes all a-kilter, then with her tongue touching the tip of her nose, and last, snapping her hands like lobster claws. Finally, she offers, “I just like it. I’m fascinated by it.”

Goethe contacted Folio Weekly because she thought the magazine might want to publish an item each week from her collection. She previously tried the Times-Union, but got back only the terse response, “Not interested.” She adds that she’s been talking to a self-publishing company, but a representative there wants thousands of dollars. (I counsel caution.)

As much as Mary Lee Goethe likes weird news, there’s one story that tests even her limits of fascination: “The Strange and Wondrous Case of the Lobster Boy” from an unnamed magazine in 1976. The story is about a family of circus freaks from Gibsonton, Fla., born with the genetic condition ectrodactyly, which turned their hands and feet into claw-like appendages. The article is an interview with Grady Stiles Jr., the sixth in a line of “lobster men.”

“That one is so terrible, so terrible. Too awful, too awful,” she says, genuinely disturbed.

“I don’t see how they can live.”

Goethe says things have gotten weirder over the years. She grabs one clip from June 10, 2011, about a Hawthorne man whose arms were ripped off by two pit bulls. When I ask if his arms could be reattached, she’s back to her irreverent self, reacting with mock scorn. “Who cares?” she says. “I just wanted the headline!”

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Bowl o’ Crap

Far from deserving of welcome by the Gator Bowl, Perv State is worthy of being disinvited

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have never been a fan of Bob Costas. Over the course of his career, Costas has been the audiovisual equivalent of a Honda Civic.

Nothing earthshaking about him, but nothing offensive, either.

When I tuned in to a certain NBC evening news show and heard the aforementioned Costas doing a phone interview with Gerald Sandusky — the defensive coach at the State University of Pennsylvania before some unpleasantness, or allegations thereof, occasioned his retirement — my expectations were low. I’d gotten used to Bland Bob, but what I heard in that interview was a master stroke — what I would’ve expected from Oprah, say, if she had gotten that interview with Mike Vick

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If the Gator Bowl brings in the Nittany Liars, there are plenty of folks who’ll see those white-and-blue uniforms won’t be able to think about anything except a program that facilitated a cycle of child rape. back when people still feigned outrage about Bad Newz Kennels rather than more important things, like Vick’s regression as a passer.

I have Vick on a fantasy football team in a money league, and my outrage about dogfighting has been building anew as my team dropped from playoff contention. But that’s another story. The story with current relevance: how Bob Costas ruined Jerry Sandusky on national television, and how that ruination affects the possible Gator Bowl matchup between Penn State and Florida.

Oh, believe me, I know what’ll happen, with the national media’s outrage and revulsion that Penn State facilitated Sandusky’s perverted patterns. It will fade, as such outrage does.

We’ll pretend to care again about the National Championship Game and whether teams like Houston are REALLY worthy of national “title” consideration. The whole Penn State drama will fade in time, because that kind of furor always does, because college football is just a business.

That said, when the Gator Bowl matchup possibilities began to crystallize, and folks started to predict the aforementioned Florida/ Penn State matchup, I couldn’t get excited.

In part, because this Gator squad has been a pathetic coda for the Urban Meyer era, indication that his last couple of recruiting classes were marginal, and because this team has been quite unwatchable this year — almost to the point of making me wish they’d gotten NCAA sanctions to block them from TV to save me the trouble. But the Gators don’t have

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the kind of scandals around their program that the Nittany Lions do. No one — save apparently the Syracuse basketball team, the former assistant coach of which apparently was an inveterate child molester of his “ball boys” — does. Not yet, at least.

It concerns me that Penn State would be brought here for the Gator Bowl. Maybe some other year — three or five or 10 years down the road. Americans have short memories.

But all this Sandusky drama? It’s going to be on TV screens through the 2011 holiday season. Chances are you’ll be necking under the mistletoe this year, TV left on as sometimes happens, and you’ll hear that crusty old pedo talking about “horsing around” with pubescent

boys in the shower like it’s just a bonding issue rather than the corruption of emergent manhood. You’re going to see Sandusky’s face as much as that of the British Lady hawking the Heart necklaces on the Kay Jewelry ads. And if the Gator Bowl brings in the Nittany Liars, they need to just put that perv’s pruneface on the cover of the programs and the billboards and superimpose it on the side of the blimp overhead, because there are plenty of folks who’ll see those white-and-blue uniforms and won’t be able to think about anything except a program that facilitated a cycle of child rape.

So yeah, bring Penn State here. Big Name program. Whatever. Don’t expect me to give it ink except to note how this scandal would tar the good name of the Gator Bowl.

Better to pass on them entirely and bring in a worse Big Ten team than bring in that pack of criminal rogues. But of course, the Gator Bowl won’t do that. They’ll hide behind weasel talk, like “we don’t want to punish the kids on the team.” Well, what about the kids in the showers? Are they not worthy of some small symbolic recompense? Maybe the profits from a Penn State bowl game can go entirely into a trust fund for these victims. It’s the least that can be done.

AG Gancarksi themail@folioweekly.com

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Another Column About Hillbillies “O

h, Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me!” I hear you cry. “Not another column about hillbillies!” OH, YES INDEEDY! But don’t blame me for my obsession with drooling, toothless hill folk. It’s a scientific fact there are more TV shows about hillbillies than any other topic. TV looooves the hillbilly — and why not? Other than housewives and people from New Jersey, hillbillies are the last American culture everyone can laugh at, without fear of politically correct reprisal.

“Oh, Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me!” I hear you cry again. “That’s CLASSIST.” Ha! I agree. It’s totally classic. “NO, I said, ‘CLASSIST’!” Oh … well … so what if it is?? Hillbillies revel in their individuality and being different from “them goldurn cityfolk” — so I think they’re being classist toward us!

Other than housewives and people from New Jersey, hillbillies are the last American culture everyone can laugh at, without fear of politically correct reprisal.

Ohhhhh, you classist hillbillies! With your high-falutin’ moonshine and fancy hound dogs! You think you’re sooo great, don’t you?

“Ooooh, look at me, I’m a hillbilly! Unlike those stuffed shirts in the biiiiig city, I can wear filthy overalls all day long, lose all my teeth and refuse to conform to society’s rigid standards on who or what I copulate with! (And by ‘who or what,’ I of course mean ‘Cousin Lulu’ and ‘the farm hog.’) Oooooh, ain’t I so much better than you smarty-pants cityfolk?”

Ugh! Hillbillies think they’re so superior.

And now they’re gonna feel even more superior-ier, because they’re completely hogging TV airwaves! Here are a few examples of the hillbilly tsunami currently sweeping the television schedule: • “Moonshiners” (Discovery Channel, debuts Tue., Dec. 6, 10 p.m.) This here is a brand spankin’ new show about a clan of hill folk in the Appalachians who carry on the 200-year-old family tradition of brewin’ their own alky-holic moonshine. Expect a heapin’ helpin’ of drinkin’, hootin’, hollerin’ as well as degenerative brain disease and cirrhosis of the liver. OH! And chasin’ goldurn revenooers off their propitty with their squirrel rifle! PEW! PEW-PEW! YeeeeHAW! • “Call of the Wildman” (Animal Planet, Sun., Dec. 4, 10 p.m.) Ernie Brown Jr. (aka “Turtleman”) is a good ol’ Kentucky boy who specializes in capturing by hand the most dangerous animals in Hillbilly Land, including giant snapping turtles, venomous spiders, deadly snakes and maybe the occasional greased pig. (Important programming note: Ernie does not copulate or marry any animals in this program. I knew you’d wonder.)

• “Rocket City Rednecks” (National Geographic Channel, Wed., Dec. 7, 9 p.m.) OK, this may be kinda hard to believe, but apparently certain

hillbillies actually have PhDs — I KNOW!! — and try to do things like “science.” The twangtalkin’ boys of this show conduct scientific experiments to improve the lives of hillbillies everywhere; like, bomb-proofing their pickups (in case terrorists invade their outhouses), building an Iron Man-style exo-skeleton that provides super strength (as well as kills deer), and constructing a rifle-wielding robot whose sole purpose is to stop an asteroid from hitting Earth by flinging frozen watermelons at it. Wait a sec … THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!! Grab mah squirrel rifle, Maw! I’m goin’ to college and gittin’ me one of them fancy PhDs!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29 8:00 CBS RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER A mutant reindeer is shunned by his community and Santa … and for good reason! FREEEEEAK!!

10:00 CBS THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW Co-starring Kanye West, Nicki Minaj and a glimpse of vajayjay.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 30 9:30 FOX I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER Debut! Jaime Pressley stars as a mom raising a spoiled brat teen. Great! Just what TV needs.

10:00 FX AMERICAN HORROR STORY A famous murder victim visits the house! Ooh! Get an autograph!!

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1 8:00 ABC SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN The classic creepy wooden puppet special featuring the Winter Warlock!

8:30 NBC PARKS AND RECREATION Leslie Knopes goes on trial and pleads, “If lovin’ Ben is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2 6:00 TOON LEGO NINJAGO: THE SERIES Debut! Lego ninjas. I’m sorry … do you need more than that?

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3 6:00 ANI HERCULES SAVES CHRISTMAS An animated special about a talking dog saving Christmas, instead of the actual Hercules. BOOOOO!!

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Hosted by Steve Buscemi, who’ll play at least a dozen characters with crazy eyes.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 4 8:00 ABC ONCE UPON A TIME Prince Charming undergoes a startling change.

(I told you guys he was gay!!)

9:00 SYFY NEVERLAND A mini-series prequel about a gang of boy thieves who meet Peter Pan (pre-Wendy) and Captain Hook (pre-hook).

MONDAY, DECEMBER 5 8:00 ABC A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS Easily the most depressing Xmas special ever!

Lock up the liquor and guns!

8:00 SUN THE MORTIFIED SESSIONS Debut! Celebs tell their most embarrassing, mortifying stories! Tonight: Ed Helms and Mo’nique.

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Reasons to leave the house this week CLASSICAL XMAS HANDEL’S “MESSIAH”

Hallelujah, y’all! If there is one piece of holiday ear candy that Folio Weekly considers the “Whipping Post” — nay, the “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” — of salubrious seasonal celebrations, it is George Frideric Handel’s “Messiah.” Composed in 1741

by Handel with a libretto by Charles Jennens, “Messiah” is considered the ultimate blend of uplifting orchestral melodies and scriptural passage, making for one helluva telling of Jesus Christ’s Nativity, Passion, Resurrection and Ascension.

And did we mention it’s got that killer “Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!” hook? The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra and Jacksonville Symphony Chorus perform the beloved 18th-century masterwork on Saturday, Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547.

ROCK THE BIG TICKET

Northeast Florida rockers have a full menu of musical offerings at The Big Ticket festival featuring Sublime with Rome (pictured), A Day to Remember, Taking Back Sunday, Manchester Orchestra, Everlast, Switchfoot, Young The Giant, The Joy Formidable, Surfer Blood, Middle Class Rut, Grouplove, Sleeper Agent, fun., Drive A and Hard Target on Sunday, Dec. 4 starting at noon at Metropolitan Park, 1410 Gator Bowl Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $29.50 and $60. 630-3900.

FASHION TRUNK SHOW

“Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fashion!” The sixth annual Big Trunk Show is a veritable gala of cutting-edge threads and apparel featuring styles from more than 20 local designers. DJs, fashion films, T-shirt printing (bring your own tee or one can be provided), and adult beverages are featured. The show is held on Thursday, Dec. 1 at 7 p.m. at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 460-9311.

WRASSLIN’

WWE SMACKDOWN

Take a break from seasonal hustle-n-bustle watching some bone-crushing wrestling. Veterans Memorial Arena hosts the WWE Smackdown on Tuesday, Dec. 6 at 7 p.m. at 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. This surefire street-fight features a Triple Threat Match with “The Apex Predator” Randy Orton (pictured) vs. “The largest athlete in the world” Big Show vs. “World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry battling for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Special guest referee Booker T, Sheamus “The Celtic Warrior” Christian, “Dashing” Cody Rhodes, Ponte Vedra native Alicia Fox and a slew of skull-crushers!

Tickets range from $15-$60. 630-3900.

STORY TIME GARRISON KEILLOR

American author, humorist and decades-long host of the NPR radio show “A Prairie Home Companion,” Garrison Keillor is known for his measured Midwestern drawl and his storytelling skills — on-air and in books and magazines, like The New Yorker, The Atlantic Monthly and Salon.com. The now-69-year-old pride of Anoka, Minn., shares homespun holiday tales at “A Holiday Evening with Garrison Keillor,” on Tuesday, Dec. 6 at 7:30 p.m. at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville.

Tickets range from $36-$74. 630-3900.

SOUL

ANTHONY HAMILTON

JOHN WATERS

Are you suffering from yuletide blues? Feeling a sense of seasonal psychosis? Holiday ennui?

Before you decide to sprinkle a little hemlock in the ol’ eggnog, check out A John Waters Christmas on Wednesday, Nov. 30 at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theater, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. This one-man show features the legendary comedian, author, de facto social critic and motion-picture mastermind behind such comedic classics as “Pink Flamingoes,” “Crybaby” and “Hairspray,” chiming in on his favorite time of the year. Expect rapid-fire monologue, a celebration of perverse gifts and the serene sense of satisfaction that comes from watching someone ritually explode holiday conventions.

Tickets are $30 and $35. 355-2787.

R&B singer-songwriter and soul man Anthony Hamilton first grabbed music lovers’ ears as a backup vocalist for fellow smooth operator D’Angelo, and earned Grammy nods for his work with hip-hop artists Nappy Roots and Jadakiss. The 40-year-old Renaissance man has also performed with blues belters Buddy Guy and Robert Randolph, and appeared on The Chappelle Show and in the ’07 crime epic “American Gangster.” Hamilton performs, along with comedian Rickey Smiley, on Friday, Dec. 2 at 8 p.m. at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $35-$75. 630-3900.

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“Let’s hope it’s not another Adam Sandler movie.” The holiday comedy “Jack and Jill” answers the age-old question: “Can you have too many Adam Sandlers in one movie?” The answer? “Yes!”

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Funnyman Adam Sandler tries his hand at more holiday humor with the gender-bending “Jack and Jill” Jack and Jill **@@

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t’s a sign of Adam Sandler’s stature (or the apocalypse) that the former SNL funnyman is able to attract A-list star power to cameo in his films. And in the case of Al Pacino, it’s much more than a cameo — the Godfather makes a full-fledged fool of himself, though he has enough fun doing it that we have fun watching him.

If only the rest of “Jack and Jill” were as much fun. Sandler plays it straight as Jack Sadelstein, a family man and father of two

she “loved the old one better.” It’s lazy dialogue that’s supposed to be cutting and funny, but is really just trite and groan-inducing.

In fact, Jill lacks so much self-awareness, in one scene she starts having a loud phone conversation while in a movie theater. When Jack yells and tells Jill to shut up, she starts crying and leaves. (If you have someone in your life like this, I feel sorry for you.) Through it all, Jill repeatedly refers to “twin powers” and claims to know what her brother is thinking, but at no point does she grasp that Jack can’t stand the sight of her. What’s even harder to explain is that Pacino, playing himself, loves the sight of Jill. Given that Jack needs Pacino to appear in an all-important commercial, this leads to many contrived scenes.

Despite the weakness of director Dennis

“Jack and Jill” is the kind of movie that makes you turn to your significant other and say “meh,” and then not even bother to talk about it over dinner.

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who runs a successful advertising company.

Sandler also goes for comedic camp in drag as Jill, Jack’s passive-aggressive and — considering the casting, unsurprisingly — unattractive twin sister who comes to visit for Thanksgiving.

Naturally, what starts as just a couple days’ stopover turns into a month-long stay … and stay. I can just imagine this movie playing on Thanksgiving Day in the multiplexes around the land, as weekending family members are taken to it by their hosts as a kind of a “hinthint” to get the hell out already. Sandler took a stab at the holiday film genre with 2002’s animated “Eight Crazy Nights,” a film that lacked sentimental value but delivered Sandler’s expected gross-out humor. Diehard fans of the Brooklyn-born comic may find that “Jack and Jill” comes up short on both counts.

As the visit wears on, Jill tortures her “womb-mate” Jack by making hostile comments and generally being an insensitive burden. For example, at dinner she compliments the house and the chandelier, then asks Jack’s wife Erin (Katie Holmes) if it’s new. Erin says yes, to which Jill replies that

Dugan’s story and its weirdly blatant racism against Mexicans, there’s a wholesomeness here that’s admirable. Also, from a technical standpoint, it’s impressive to see Sandler act opposite himself. At times, a body double with a green mask stood in for Jack/Jill as Sandler performed as one of the characters, then his face was superimposed over the green mask in postproduction to make it look like it was him all along.

“Jack and Jill” marks the eighth collaboration between Dugan and Sandler, and it’s neither the best (“Happy Gilmore”) nor the worst (“Big Daddy”). It’s likeable and forgettable, amusing but not memorable. “Jack and Jill” is the kind of movie that makes you turn to your significant other and say “meh,” and then not even bother to talk about it over dinner. If Adam Sandler and company hoped to create a new holiday classic, they failed miserably. But if the creators of “Jack and Jill” intended to give the world a filling yet wholly unoriginal seasonal flick, mission accomplished.

Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

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here is something both inherently stupid and wonderfully charming about penguins singing and dancing. When you get past the playfulness, there’s also an earnest message at the center of “Happy Feet Two,” one that should resonate with people of all ages. Kudos to the filmmakers for making it more likeable and accessible than its 2006 predecessor, which was so eco-friendly, it felt like Greenpeace was an official sponsor.

“If you want it you must will it,” flying penguin Sven (Hank Azaria) says to the youngsters, adding, “If you will it, it will be yours.”

This is especially timely advice for toetapping Mumble (Elijah Wood) and his son

well-developed and nicely drawn. In fact, the 3D is crisp and vivid, whether it’s high atop the Antarctic mountains or deep below the ocean, hanging out with two funny, welcome additions to the franchise, Bill the Krill (Matt Damon) and Will the Krill (Brad Pitt).

Unfortunately, the story far too often moves sideways when it needs to move forward.

Amusing as they are, Bill and Will never really integrate into the penguin storyline, leaving us to wonder why they were incorporated at all, aside from being able to offer “Pitt” and “Damon” as selling points. What’s more, Bill and Will follow the standard “need to be something more than what I am” storyline, which is too heavy thematically given the plight of the penguins.

There’s a fair amount of singing throughout, and most of the time, when it’s pop tunes, the sequences are forgettable (Queen’s “Under Pressure” in the finale being a notable exception). But darn if you don’t laugh when

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Although there’s a mild undercurrent about the dangers promise of benefit of global warming, director George Miller’s feature mostly steers clear of social messages, and instead focuses on the characters and animation, both of which are well-developed and nicely drawn.

Erik (Ava Acres), who get lost away from the pack for much of the story, but always conveniently run into old friend Ramon (Robin Williams) whenever the script needs a laugh.

Along the way, Mumble and Erik encounter a dangerous elephant seal (Richard Carter) and tricky terrain, leading to a lot of close calls and fun action sequences. When Mumble and Erik return home, they find an iceberg has trapped their brethren without food, meaning it’s up to them to save wife/mother Gloria (Pink, taking over for the late Brittany Murphy), Lovelace (Robin Williams again), Noah the Elder (Hugo Weaving) and the rest of the gang.

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Damon starts crooning the ’80s Wham! classic “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” and cheekily quipping back and forth with Pitt.

Thankfully, the original songs are notably better than the pop remixes, including a nice balled called “Bridge of Light” performed by Pink. It’s during the non-remix songs that the movie feels heartfelt and genuine rather than schlocky and slick. But fair enough: Lure us in with the trailer featuring penguins singing “Sexy Back” and “I’m Gonna Knock You Out,” then keep us happy with the new material.

Is there a lot here for adults? Not really.

Some of Bill’s and Will’s puns will let you crack smiles your kids will not share, but there’s enough amusement here on all levels to make “Happy Feet Two” a toe-tappin’ delight.

Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

Black and White Affair: Elijah Wood, Hank Azaria and Robin Williams are a few of the stars that lend their voices to the high-steppin’ fun of “Happy Feet Two.”

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DAN HICKS & THE HOT LICKS EMMYLOU HARRIS & THE HOT BAND EDDIE & THE HOT RODS DOUG CLARK & THE HOT NUTS

NOW SHOWING ANONYMOUS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square, Pot Belly’s Rhys Ifans, Vanessa Redgrave and David Thewlis star in director Roland Emmerich’s 17th-century period-piece, a conspiracy thriller which hypothesizes that William Shakespeare’s plays and sonnets were written by the Earl of Oxford. Prithee, Folio Weekly doth say!

ARTHUR CHRISTMAS **G@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This British import, an animated fantasy featuring the voice work of James McAvoy, Hugh Laurie, Bill Nighy, Laura Linney, Michael Palin, Rhys Darby and Jim Broadbent, is the story of Santa Claus’ son Arthur who’s tasked with completing his first-ever Christmas Eve toy delivery.

COURAGEOUS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues A faith-based film about four police officers reacting to a tragedy that affects them personally, causing them to evaluate their lives as fathers, husbands and peace officers. Starring Alex Kendrick, Ken Bevel, Ben Davies and Kevin Downes.

DESI BOYZ **@@ Not Rated • AMC Regency Square Akshay Kumar, Bruna Abdullah, John Abraham and Rajat Barmecha star in this Bollywood action-comedy about two former Oxford University students who decide to open a London strip club. Classy move.

FOOTLOOSE **@@ Rated PG-13 • Regal Avenues This remake of the ’80s hit stars Kenny Wormald as a Boston teen who moves to the Deep South only to find dancing is banned by local clergyman Shaw Moore (Dennis Quaid). We miss Kevin Bacon.

HAPPY FEET TWO ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., World Golf IMAX Theater Reviewed in this issue.

HUGO ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Martin Scorsese tries his luck at 3D fantasy filmmaking with this story (based on Brian Selznick’s popular novel, “The Invention of Hugo Cabret”) of the orphan boy Hugo (Asa Butterfield) who lives in the walls of a Paris train station and enters a magical realm of adventure. An ensemble cast including Chloë Moretz, Ben Kingsley, Jude Law, Sacha Baron Cohen and Christopher Lee makes “Hugo” a surefire holiday hit.

IMMORTALS ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Set in ancient Greece, this film from the makers of 2006’s “300” is a worthy addition to the sword-and-sorcery genre.

The cast includes Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff and Henry Cavill as the heroic Theseus, who’s given the task by the Gods of Olympus to retrieve a magical bow before it falls in the hands of evil king Hyperion (Rourke).

IN TIME *@@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried star in this mediocre sci-fi offering about immortality that seems to

Clocked In: Orphan kid Hugo (Asa Butterfield) wonders what time it is (apparently, not 10 o’clock) in the new, trippy 3D fantasy adventure film “Hugo” — which is getting rave reviews — from director Martin Scorsese.

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drag on for-freakin’-ever. Oh, the irony!

JACK AND JILL **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Reviewed in this issue.

J. EDGAR ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Leonardo DiCaprio delivers an Oscar-worthy performance in Clint Eastwood’s engaging biopic that chronicles the life, legacy and still-lingering controversy surrounding J. Edgar Hoover, the decades-long director of the FBI. THE MUPPETS **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Human stars Amy Adams, Jason Segel (who co-wrote the script) and Chris Cooper join Jim Henson’s ragtag gang of beloved creatures, The Muppets. Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Beaker, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Sgt. Floyd Pepper try to stop a greedy oil tycoon from seizing their theater.

NEW YEAR’S EVE **@@ Rated PG-13 • Opens on Dec. 9 in area theaters Director Garry Marshall’s rom-com has an ensemble cast. including Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Josh Duhamel, Lea Michelle, Michele Pfeiffer, Alyssa Milano, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Biel and newly single Ashton Kutcher, in a story about couples and singles in Manhattan on the last night of the year. Check it out just for the cameos: Halle Berry, John Lithgow, Ludacris, Jon Bon Jovi (Eeeeeee!!), Seth Myers, Yeardley Smith and Ryan Seacrest … out!

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, Hollywood River City, Regal Beach Blvd.

Third offering from this popular series about one pesky and persistent demon. In this prequel, we learn how sisters Katie and Kristi first came into contact with an evil presence, delivered with the surveillance-style footage that made the other films such spooky hits.

PUSS IN BOOTS **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

The animated family film from the “Shrek”-meisters, with Antonio Banderas voicing Puss and Zach Galifinakis in for Humpty Dumpty, also features Salma Hayek, Amy Sedaris and Guillermo del Toro, in a paint-by-the-numbers fur-filled fantasy that never rises to the level of humor or inventiveness of the original “Shrek” movies.

REAL STEEL *G@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

Hugh Jackman stars in this silly sci-fi story about boxing robots that should’ve been KO’d on the cutting-room floor.

TOWER HEIST *G@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This comedy caper about the hijinks of bumbling amateur criminals (including Ben Stiller, Matthew Broderick, Eddie Murphy and Casey Affleck), an FBI agent (Tea Leoni) and a devious white-collar criminal (Alan Alda) never really leaves the ground floor due to a weak script. But it’s nice to see the very funny Murphy in an adult role again.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1 **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

EEEEEEEEE!! Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner return. The wolf pack and vampire clan are closing in on expectant parents Edward (Pattinson) and Bella

“Let's close the show with a Dixieland version of Black Sabbath’s ‘War Pigs’! It’ll be boffo!” Miss Piggy (voiced by Eric Jacobson) diggin' Kermit The Frog’s (Steve Whitmire) and Jason Segel’s music selection in “The Muppets.”

(Stewart). Co-starring Gil Birmingham, Billy Burke (no, not the Good Witch from Oz), Sarah Clarke and Jackson (OMG!) Rathbone.

A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS **@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd.

This latest from the “420”-friendly comedy franchise stars John Cho and Kal Penne as hemp-driven dudes navigating the streets of NYC on a crazy, holiday adventure that will appeal only to diehards and burnouts. Cameos by Patton Oswalt, RZA and Neil Patrick Harris give this doped-up duo’s seasonal blend a mild buzz.

WE BOUGHT A ZOO **@@ Not Yet Rated • AMC Regency Square; call for showtimes Director Cameron Crowe’s dramedy is based on the true story of Benjamin Mee and his decision to purchase a dilapidated zoo with 200 exotic animals. Co-starring Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson and Thomas Haden Church and Crowe’s usual Tom Petty-filled soundtrack.

OTHER FILMS MALTESE FALCON The WJCT Film Series begins with this Humphrey Bogart/ Mary Astor classic, screened at 7 p.m. on Nov. 30 at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach.

Tickets are $5; any dollar contributed over that is matched by an anonymous donor to WJCT, to support 89.9 FM. 209-3751. wjct.org pvconcerthall.com POT BELLY’S CINEMA “Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene,” “Anonymous,” “Contagion,” “The Guard” and “Straw Dogs” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101.

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “Happy Feet Two” is screened along with “Puss In Boots 3D,” “Legends of Flight 3D,” “Rescue 3D,” “The Wildest Dream: Conquest of Everest,” “Born To Be Wild 3D,” “Hubble 3D” and “Under The Sea 3D” are shown at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine.

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NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY THE HANGOVER PART II The gang (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifinakis) from director Todd Phillips’ original Vegas-based raunchfest are now in Bangkok. And so is costar Bill Clinton. ’Nuff said!

Paul Giamatti co-stars in this cautionary tale of alcoholinduced amnesia.

THE DEBT Helen Mirren stars in this edgy spy thriller as Rachel, a retired Mossad agent who must journey through the past as the truth about her capture of a Nazi war criminal four decades ago is suddenly being questioned. Tom Wilkinson, Sam Worthington and Ciarán Hinds also star in John Madden’s innovative espionage thriller.

COWBOYS & ALIENS Director Jon Favreau's sci-fi action thriller is set in the Wild West of the 1800s. A mysterious gunman, Jake Lonergan (Daniel Craig), wakes up with no memory and a strange weapon attached to his arm. Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell and Harrison Ford co-star in this action yarn that cleverly blends UFO and cowboy genre pictures.

MR. POPPER’S PENGUINS Jim Carrey continues to plot a course for surefire career extinction in this yawner of a family film, about a millionaire and a mansion full of penguins, that never gets off the ground.

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS 5 Points Theatre, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

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Family Tradition: Bassist Chris and guitarist Oliver are The Wood Brothers.

Brothers Oliver and Chris Wood weave disparate musical histories together with shared musical DNA THE WOOD BROTHERS with SETH WALKER Saturday, Dec. 10 at 7 p.m.

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he Wood Brothers play the exact music many Northeast Floridians love to hear: bluesy, soulful, Southern-fried rock with a big ol’ heaping helping of jazz, folk and Americana mixed in. But Oliver and Chris Wood aren’t your run-of-the-mill rockers. They pursued divergent musical paths for 15 years before finally gigging together, Chris proving himself as one of the most technically proficient bass players in the world with instrumental behemoths Medeski Martin & Wood, while Oliver tore up the woodshed blues circuit around Atlanta with his own band King Johnson, and blues legend Tinsley Ellis. Today, with four full-lengths of smoky, down-home roots music to their name, The Wood Brothers occupy that vital middle ground between musical intricacy and listener-friendly jams.

Folio Weekly spoke with Oliver Wood about the influence of the Wood family pater familias, the brothers’ collaborative songwriting efforts and their love of small, intimate venues like Ponte Vedra Concert Hall.

Folio Weekly: As children, what first inspired you and your brother Chris to play music?

Oliver Wood: Our biggest influence came from our dad, who wasn’t really a professional musician but was a really good player and singer. It’s one thing to listen to music, but to actually see somebody playing an instrument is eye-opening. Between that, his record collection, our record collection and our parents making us take piano lessons, which 20 | folio weekly | NoVeMBeR 29 - DeCeMBeR 5, 2011

we hated, we eventually got into our own thing — Chris playing bass and me playing guitar.

Chris actually started out as more of a singer than me, but later on with Medeski Martin & Wood, he didn’t sing at all. So The Wood Brothers have gotten both of us back into singing again.

F.W.: Yet it took you both a long time to hook up and play music together. Why? O.W.: When we were teenagers, we’d write songs together and record ’em, but we were four years apart in age, so I moved out when he was 14.

“Songwriting’s so personal that it’s hard to turn your stuff over to somebody else and let them mess with it.

But we’ve gotten a lot more open about letting each other get involved.”

The music that always struck me personally was Lightnin’ Hopkins and Jimmy Reed, so after a couple of years of college, I dropped out and decided I wanted to be a musician. I ended up in Atlanta, touring with Tinsley Ellis and playing in my own band, King Johnson, for 15 years, while Chris moved to the Northeast and started Medeski Martin & Wood with John Medeski and Billy Martin. So our music was quite different. But when it really comes down it, both of our bands were both influenced by a lot of the same stuff — the roots of what you hear us play.

F.W.: When you guys reconnected — you sitting in with MMW in 2003 and the two of you recording together at a family reunion in 2004 — was the chemistry still there?

O.W.: Absolutely. We immediately connected.

There’s no substitution for being out on the road, and since we had both been doing that for years and years, it was like we had both mastered the language and could really communicate. But beyond that, we also had this brother thing that allowed us to bring up some older connection. That’s made it real fun.

F.W.: Has The Wood Brothers’ songwriting approach changed? I know your first album, 2006’s “Way Not To Lose,” was mostly your own material.

O.W.: It’s much more collaborative today, although it did take some practice.

Songwriting’s so personal that it’s hard to turn your stuff over to somebody else and let them mess with it. But we’ve gotten a lot more open about letting each other get involved. We write songs while we’re on tour, then go home and work on arrangements and send things back and forth via email. Chris still lives up in New York and I still live in Atlanta, so we don’t get to work together that much unless we’re on tour.

F.W.: You should love Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, then. Obviously, your music goes over well here in Northeast Florida, where JJ Grey, Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi live. Have you gotten good responses in the state?

O.W.: I’m close with Derek and Susan, but I’m gonna be honest with you — we’ve never toured in Florida. We played in Tampa once before doing a cruise, but otherwise, this is going to be a first for us. And we’re really excited about it.

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The Devil Makes Three give traditional music a much-needed kick in the bluegrass and folk scene THE DEVIL MAKES THREE with BROWN BIRD Tuesday, Dec. 6 at 8 p.m.

Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville Tickets are $12.50. 398-7496

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he Newport Folk Festival is an annual showcase of bands and acts that fit perfectly into what one’s preconceived notion of a folk festival. Gospel acts, Appalachian string bands, sisters with harmonies that rival those of Don and Phil Everly. You’ll find all of this on the schedule. And don’t get me wrong, it is good. But after two days of songs about rivers and trees and cowboys and angels, I wanted something dangerous.

Thank God for The Devil Makes Three, out of Santa Cruz, Calif. Sandwiched between indie stars Tegan And Sara and honey-voiced Gillian Welch, DM3 took to the harbor stage in front of a crowd of young anti-hipsters and older bearded people sitting on smelly blankets. By the end of the set, everyone was standing, yelling, pumping fists and cursing.

It’s the opposite of what this genteel festival crowd usually does.

Vermont-born and now California-based, DM3 (Pete Bernhard on guitars/vocals, Lucia Turino on bass and Cooper McBean on guitar/ banjo) are more punk rock than pulpit, more freaks than fiddle festival favorites. They capture those themes of early country and Western — death and drunks — and they deliver it in a beautiful trio of acoustic instruments that’s equally rockabilly and punk as it is folk, country or Americana.

With a new live album, “Stomp and Smash — Live at the Mystic Theatre,” currently out and a nationwide tour underway, DM3 are busy boys and girls. Pete Bernhard was kind enough recently to talk with Folio Weekly about whiskey, mosh pits and burning down wildlife reserves.

Folio Weekly: You are able to create a lot of sound for just three people. You really don’t miss drums.

Pete Bernhard: No, you don’t. That is our secret formula. When I was younger, there were not a lot of people interested in playing acoustic music. But Cooper was. We started playing together in high school, and didn’t start the band until 2002, but the seeds were planted back then.

F.W.: I’m guessing that, at that time, folk/acoustic music was not the big scene in your high school.

P.B.: We liked all that other stuff, too. We were

big fans of punk, metal and indie rock, but we ended up doing this. It was cool to feel like we were doing something new and different.

F.W.: Where did you find inspiration growing up in Vermont?

P.B.: I am always looking for material. I have become someone who’s always watching what people are doing. I always wonder if I can turn something into a song. I’m always looking for a good story. My favorite thing is when the songs are true.

F.W.: “Old Number Seven” deals with one of those archetypal American themes: whiskey. Does Devil Makes Three drink a lot of Jack Daniels?

P.B.: To be totally honest, we don’t drink it that much, although it’s given to us a lot. I mean, we aren’t saying no to Jack, but is our bus full of Jack? Not usually.

F.W.: So Devil Makes Three is not a trio of whiskey-drinking, six-shooter-slinging outlaws?

P.B.: We’re the children of hippies. Johnny Cash, for example, is a tough one to follow.

He was a punk rocker before there was punk rock. He almost killed himself many times.

He burned down a wildlife preserve. He was a f*cking nutcase. We can’t live up to that. We did, however, fall in love with his music. I have always been attracted to characters like him.

Outlaw characters are interesting. They’re perfect for song-writing. We came from an environment that didn’t have much of that, and that’s why we are attracted to it. Most people can’t believe we are from Vermont.

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F.W.: It seems like acoustic-driven music is taking over indie music. Do you feel like you’re becoming part of a scene?

P.B.: Sometimes we’re a little too traditional to be quite in that world. Anyone that it brings to our shows, though, we are happy. But you’re right, it really is happening to an amazing degree. It is sort of taking over. I think the reason why has to do with what indie rock is doing now. When I was younger, indie rock didn’t mean a certain sound. All the bands sounded different. Now I feel like music is the same.

F.W.: I think the mosh pits would be a bit gentler.

P.B.: Yeah, I don’t know. Some of the mosh pits at our shows have been not so gentle.

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The blues rockers perform at 10 p.m. on Dec. 3 at Mojo No. 4, 827-4499.

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AS DAYLIGHT BURNS THE BIG TICKET featuring SUBLIME with ROME, The modern rockers play at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 at Jack Rabbits, A DAY TO REMEMBER, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $8. 398-7496.

MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA, EVERLAST, SWITCHFOOT, THE RIDE YOUNG THE GIANT, JOY FORMIDABLE, SURFER BLOOD, The hard rockers play at 9 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 at Cliff’s Bar MIDDLE CLASS RUT, GROUPLOVE, SLEEPER AGENT, fun., and Grill, 3033 Monument Road, Jacksonville. 645-5162.

DRIVE A, HARD TARGET TOOTS LORRAINE & THE TRAFFIC The rock kicks off at noon on Dec. 4 at Metropolitan Park, Jump blues band Toots Lorraine & The Traffic perform at 10 1410 Gator Bowl Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $29.50 and p.m. on Dec. 2 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. $60. 630-3900.

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GOLIATH FLORES DECK DOGZ The musician plays at 1 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Three Layers CafĂŠ, Area rockers Deck Dogz play at 10 p.m. on Dec. 2 at Mojo No. 1602 Walnut St., Jacksonville. 355-9791.

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Indie rockers Cotton Jones perform at 8 p.m. on Dec. 4 at riversideartsmarket.com CafĂŠ Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach.

RUBY BEACH BAND Advance tickets are $8; $10 at the door. 460-9311.

These locals hit the stage at 6 p.m. on Dec. 3 at Culhane’s YELLE, HOUSSE DE RACKET Irish Pub, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595.

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DAVID BAZAN, SCREAMIN’ EAGLE Pedro the Lion frontman Bazan appears at 7 p.m. on Nov. 29 at CafÊ Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach.

Tickets are $10. 460-9311.

AXE MURDER BOYZ Hip-hoppers Axe Murder Boyz perform at 7 p.m. on Nov. 30 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

D-LO THOMPSON Singer-songwriter D-Lo Thompson performs at 9 p.m. on Nov. 30 at Island Girl Cigar Bar, 7860 Gate Parkway, Jacksonville.

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MUSHROOMHEAD Rap metal heads Mushroomhead play at 7 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 223-9850.

BLACKBERRY SMOKE, BONNIE BLUE Southern retro rockers Blackberry Smoke perform at 8 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. Tickets are $10. 246-2473.

BEARDS OF COMEDY TOUR with ANDY SANDFORD, JOE ZIMMERMAN, TJ YOUNG, DAVE STONE This night of hirsute hipster hilarity kicks off at 8 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville. Tickets are $15. 398-7496.

GRANVILLE AUTOMATIC, DAN McLINTOCK, ERIC DENTON Nashville Americana duo Granville Automatic performs at 8 p.m. on Dec. 1 at European Street CafĂŠ, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $12. 399-1740.

JOE LOUIS WALKER Bluesman Walker plays at 10 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Mojo Kitchen, 1500 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Tickets are $15. 247-6636.

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GHOST WOLVES, THE ASTEROID SHOP Austin rockers Ghost Wolves are in at 7 p.m. on Dec. 5 at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 223-9850.

THE DEVIL MAKES THREE, BROWN BIRD Punk bluegrass band The Devil Makes Three play at 8 p.m. on Dec. 6 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $12.50. 398-7496.

UPCOMING CONCERTS

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Dec. 8, Veterans Memorial Arena PIERCE PETTIS Dec. 8, European Street San Marco LEE BRICE, SUNSET CIRCUS Dec. 9, Mavericks 12 STONES, ALLELE, THE EMBRACED Dec. 9, Brewster’s Pit SHAWN LIGHTFOOT & THE BRIGADE Dec. 9, Mojo No. 4 THE WOOD BROTHERS Dec. 10, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JIMMY THACKERY Dec. 10, Mojo Kitchen ABK Dec. 10, Brewster’s Pit BAY STREET Dec. 10, Mojo No. 4 JOHN McCUTCHEON Dec. 10, European Street San Marco SKILLREX, 12th PLANET, TWO FRESH Dec. 11, Freebird Live HOLIDAY SOUL with RICHARD STREET Dec. 11, TimesUnion Center JOSH THOMPSON Dec. 14, Mavericks A PETER WHITE CHRISTMAS with MINDI ABAIR & KIRK WHALUM Dec. 14, The Florida Theatre MACHINA, DOWN THEORY Dec. 16, Brewster’s Pit CANARY IN THE COALMINE Dec. 16, Mojo No. 4 LO CASH COWBOYS Dec. 16, Maverick BURN SEASON Dec. 17, Brewster’s Pit TOOTS LORRAINE & THE TRAFFIC Dec. 17, Mojo No. 4 JAVIER COLON Dec. 20, The Florida Theatre STRAIGHT NO CHASER Dec. 21, The Florida Theatre GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE Dec. 23, Mojo No. 4 MERRY ICE-MAS 2 with DJ ICEY, DJ MAGIC MIKE, WAVEWHORE Dec. 25, Pure THE SCREAM TOUR with BOW WOW, NE-YO, T.I., CHRIS BROWN, OMARION, B2K, TREY SONGZ, CIARA, T-PAIN, LLOYD, NICK CANNON Dec. 27, Times-Union Center’s Moran Theater

TEDESCHI TRUCKS BAND Dec. 28, The Florida Theatre JJ GREY & MOFRO, YANKEE SLICKERS Dec. 29, Mavericks BREAD & BUTTER Dec. 30, Mojo No. 4 DR. BILL Dec. 31, Mojo No. 4 CHERYL WHEELER Jan. 4, CafÊ Eleven BOREDOM Jan. 7, CafÊ Eleven WINTER JAM TOUR: SKILLET, NEWSONG, SANCTUS REAL, KARI JOBE Jan. 13, Veterans Memorial Arena RUBEN STUDDARD Jan. 13, Ritz Theatre GREGG ALLMAN Jan. 13, The Florida Theatre RAT PACK REVUE Jan. 21, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall GORDON LIGHTFOOT Jan. 22, The Florida Theatre TRAVIS TRITT Jan. 29, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JIMMY BUFFETT Jan. 31, Veterans Memorial Arena KEB MO Jan. 31, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THE CIVIL WARS Feb. 1, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall RICHARD THOMPSON ELECTRIC TRIO Feb. 2, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MICHAEL FEINSTEIN Feb. 2, The Florida Theatre KELLY CLARKSON, MATT NATHANSON Feb. 2, Times-Union Center’s Moran Theater WILLIE NELSON & FAMILY Feb. 8, The Florida Theatre THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS Feb. 9, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall RASCAL FLATTS Feb. 9, Veterans Memorial Arena THE AHN TRIO Feb. 10, The Florida Theatre THE AVETT BROTHERS Feb. 11, The Florida Theatre PATRIZIO BUANNE Feb. 17, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THE SAW DOCTORS Feb. 22, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall PABLO CRUISE Feb. 25, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall DARK STAR ORCHESTRA Feb. 29, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall WYNTON MARSALIS March 4, The Florida Theatre HENRY ROLLINS (SPOKEN WORD) March 11, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall TONY BENNETT March 20, St. Augustine Amphitheatre WILSON PHILLIPS March 21, The Florida Theatre ANOUSHKA SHANKAR March 22, The Florida Theatre SUWANNEE SPRINGFEST with YONDER MOUNTAIN STRING BAND, PETER ROWAN & TONY RICE, JUSTIN TOWNES EARLE March 23-25, Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park JAKE SHIMABUKURO March 30, The Florida Theatre TOWER OF POWER April 12, The Florida Theatre ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE IMPOSTERS April 27, The Florida Theatre

EDGAR WINTER BAND May 24, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall

• CLUBS • AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH

BEECH STREET GRILL, 801 Beech St., 277-3662 John Springer on Fri. & Sat., every other Thur. Barry Randolph every Sun. CAFE KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269 Live music in the courtyard at 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., at 5 p.m. every Sun. DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Live music every weekend GENNARO’S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., 491-1999 Live jazz from 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. Third St., 321-2324 Dan Voll from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Live music every weekend INDIGO ALLEY, 316 Centre St., 261-7222 Dan Voll & the Alley Cats at 8 p.m. every Sat. Frankie’s Jazz Jam at 7:30 p.m. every Tue. Open mic at 7 p.m. every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. O’KANE’S IRISH PUB, 318 Centre St., 261-1000 Dan Voll at 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Turner London Band at 8:30 p.m. every Thur., Fri. & Sat. THE PALACE SALOON & SHEFFIELD’S, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 BSP Unplugged every Tue. & Sun. Wes Cobb every Wed. DJ Heavy Hess, Hupp & Rob every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. DJ Miguel Alvarez in Sheffield’s every Fri. DJ Heavy Hess every Sat. Cason every Mon. PLAE, 80 Amelia Circle, Amelia Island Plantation, 277-2132 Gary Ross from 7-11 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 Cason at 2 p.m. at the tiki bar every Sat. & Sun. THE SURF, 3199 S. Fletcher Ave., 261-5711 Alex Affronti on Dec. 1. Ernie & Debi on Dec. 2. Reggie Lee on Dec. 5.

Richard Smith on Dec. 6. Live music Tue.-Sun. DJ Roc at 5 p.m. every Wed.

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MEEHAN’S TAVERN, 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5, 551-7076 Karaoke every Wed. Live music every Fri. Open mic every Wed. MVP’S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music at 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. PLUSH, RAIN, LAVA, 845 University Blvd. N., 745-1845 DJ Massive spins top 40 in Rain every Wed., DJs spin Latin every Fri. STARBUCKS, 9301 Atlantic Blvd., 724-4554 Open mic with Starbucks Trio from 8-11 p.m. every other Fri. TONINO’S TRATTORIA, 7001 Merrill Rd., 743-3848 Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams at 6 p.m. every Fri. Signature String Quartet every Sat. VIP LOUNGE, 7707 Arlington Xprway, 619-8198 araoke at 9 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Wed. Reggae every Thur.

Live music every Fri. Old school jams every Sat. A DJ spins every Sun.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Duet every Wed. Goliath Flores and Sam Rodriguez every Thur.

Bush Doctors every 1st Fri. & Sat. Live jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins vintage every Fri. DJs SuZiRok, LowKill & Mowgli spin for Chillwave Madness every Mon. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke with Dave Thrash every Wed. DJ 151 spins hip hop, R&B, old-school every Thur. DJ Catharsis spins lounge beats every 1st & 4th Sat. Patrick Evan & CoAlition every Industry Sun. MOJO NO. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., 381-6670 Deck Dogz at 10 p.m. on Dec. 2. Rocco Blu on Dec. 3 TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

THE COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Roy Luis spins new & vintage original house at 9 p.m. every Thur.

Charlie Walker every Sun. CARIBBEE KEY, 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach, 270-8940 Mark O’Quinn on Nov. 30. Alex Seier on Dec. 1.

Live music on Dec. 2 & 3 COPPER TOP, 1712 Beach Blvd., 249-4776 Karaoke with Billy McMahan, 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Open mic every Wed. CRAB CAKE FACTORY, 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza, 247-9880 The Kelly/Scott Quintet from 7-11 p.m. on Dec. 3.

Live jazz with Pierre & Co. every Wed. CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595 Dune Dogs at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2. Ruby Beach Band on Dec. 3. Irish music at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 4 EL POTRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1553 Third St. N., 241-6910 Wilfredo Lopez every Wed. & Sat. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur.

EUROPEAN STREET, 992 Beach Blvd., 249-3001 Will Pearsall from 5-8 p.m. on Dec. 4 FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Nate Holley every Mon. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. King Eddie reggae every Sun. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Blackberry Smoke, The Corbitt Brothers and Bonnie Blue on Dec. 1.

Boredom, Hurricane Gun and The Uprise on Dec. 2. Livewire Tattoo 10th anniversary party with Kings of Hell and Bigfoot on Dec. 3 Babylon by Bus: Legendary reggae group The Wailers perform on Dec. 2 at 7 p.m. at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, A1A Ponte Vedra Beach.

Led by original bassist Aston “Family Man�representative Barrett, the band has most collaborated RUN 372-0943 Jimmy Solari on Nov. 30 ForN.,questions, please call your advertising at recently 260-9770.

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LILLIE’S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, FAX YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 249-2922 Jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Blistur on Dec. 2 & 3. Split Tone at 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Nate Holley GATOR’S DOCKSIDE, 8650 BEACHES Band every Wed. Ryan Campbell every Thur.

Wits Rep End every PROMISE OFBaymeadows BENEFITRd., 448-0500 ab re SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION Produced by ____ Checked by ____ Sales ____ (In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) Comfort Zone Band at 9 p.m. every Fri. Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD, 120 S. Third St., 444-8862 Kurt MY PLACE BAR-N-GRILL, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Lanham sings classical island music every Fri.-Sun. 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Beach, 270-0801 Live music at 3 p.m. every Sun. Open mic BILLY’S BOATHOUSE, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Kurt Tue. & Wed. at 5 p.m. every Wed. DJ Jason hosts Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Lanham at 5:30 p.m. on Dec. 1. Live music at 6 p.m. on Dec. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636 Fri. & Sat. 2, at 5:30 p.m. on Dec. 3. Billy Bowers at noon on Dec. 4 DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 BLUES ROCK CAFE, 831 N. First St., 249-0007 Live music TONY D’S NEW YORK PIZZA & RESTAURANT, Red Beard & Stinky E on Nov. 30. Cope on Dec. 1. De Lions every weekend 8358 Point Meadows Dr., 322-7051 Live music from 6-9 of Jah on Dec. 2. Crash the Satellites on Dec. 3. Live music BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ IBay p.m. every Fri. every Wed.-Sat. every Tue., Fri. & Sat. DJ Ginsu every Wed. DJ Jade every Thur.

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Neil Dixon at 6 p.m. every Tue. Mike Shackelford and Rick Johnson at 6 p.m. every Thur.

MOJO KITCHEN, 1500 Beach Blvd., 247-6636 Joe Louis Walker on Dec. 1. Toots Lorraine & the Traffic on Dec. 2.

MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb at 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams spins dance & for Karaoke at 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar spins dance music at 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Live music nightly NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Billy Bowers at 7:30 p.m. on Nov. 29. Live music every Thur.-Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Live music every weekend THE PIER RESTAURANT, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 DJ Infader every Fri. Darren Corlew from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Billy Bowers on Nov. 30. Rick Arcusa Band on Dec. 1. Freeze Frame on Dec. 2 & 3. Dominic on Dec. 4 RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Buck Smith on Nov. 30. Ron Perry on Dec. 1. Retro Katz on Dec. 2 & 3. Bread & Butter on Dec. 4. Open mic every Tue. Live music every Tue.-Sun. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

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BURRO BAR, 228 E. Forsyth St., 353-4692 DJ Tin Man spins reggae & dub every Tue. DJ SuZi-Rok spins a variety every Thur. $Big Bucks DJ Crew$ every Sat. Bert No Shirt & Uncle Jesse every Sun. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Live music every Tue. & Thur. Smooth Jazz Lunch at 11 a.m., Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. CLUB TSI, 333 E. Bay St. Live music every weekend DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend

DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 Holiday on the River Concerts continue. Lisa & the Madhatters on Dec. 2. Paul Lundgren on Dec. 3. Pili Pili on Dec. 4. Live music from 4-9 p.m. on Dec. 5 THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 356-1110 Sunny Sweeney on Dec. 7. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Rebecca Day on Nov. 30 & Dec. 2. Annie in the Water on Dec. 1. Open mic every Tue. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on Nov. 30. DJ BG on Dec. 1. Live music at 5 and 9:30 p.m. on Dec. 2 & 3. Reggae on the deck at 5 p.m. on Dec. 4. DJ BG every Mon.

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Dox, Cousin Cleetus, Mars and DRP at 7 p.m. on Dec. 3. Ghost Wolves and The Asteroid Shop at 7 p.m. on Dec. 5 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 The Ride at 9 p.m. on Dec. 2 & 3. DJ Jack spins for Karaoke dance party every Tue. & Sun. DJ Two3 spins for ladies nite every Wed. DJ Two4 spins every Thur.

JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Live music on Nov. 30 & every Fri.

JULINGTON CREEK, NW ST. JOHNS

HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE, 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 683-1964 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN

AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry & John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-1 p.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff every Fri. & Sat. RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Craig Hand every Sat. Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. TREE STEAKHOUSE, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 262-0006 Boril Ivanov Trio at 7 p.m. every Thur. David Gum at 7 p.m. every Fri.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620

Singer-songwriter Steve Forbert performs on Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. at European Street Café, 5500 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Best known for his song “Romeo’s Tune,” which reached No. 11 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1980, Mississippi-born Forbert has been covered by Roseanne Cash, Marty Stuart, Keith Urban and Webb Wilder. Tickets are $20. 399-1740.

JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Karaoke from 7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 D-Lo Thompson on Nov. 30 MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Ryan Crary on Nov. 30. Grand Opening Party on Dec. 3. Open mic nite every Tue. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Parkway N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music from 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur. and 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Mon.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 The Whey on Dec. 1. Cupids Alley on Dec. 2 & 3. DJ Waldo every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar every Wed. Buck Smith Project every Mon.

PALATKA

DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 Local talent nite every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. Garage Band at 8 p.m. every Fri. Jam & open mic at 4 p.m. every Biker Sunday.

PONTE VEDRA

LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 285-0139 Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Tony Novelly from 6-10 p.m. every Mon. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 High Tides of Jazz at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1. Be Easy at 4 p.m., Evans Bros. at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2. Live music at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 3. Live music at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 4. Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 DJ Dots every Tue. Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Rejoice the Awakening CD release party with Beware the Neverending, A Past Unknown, City in Peril and Dream of the Day at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 2. Coming This Fall, The Summer Project, A Call for Kylie, Inside the Target Car and Hope for Heroes at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 3. Your Memorial, Sovereign Strength, As Hell Retreats, Fall in Archaea, Nausicaa and Walking Amongst Men at 7 p.m. on Dec. 4 PIZZA PALACE, 920 Margaret St., 598-1212 Jennifer Chase at 6:30 p.m. every Fri.

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Domenic on Dec. 1. Crabgrass on Dec. 2 & 3 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Smokin Joe on Nov. 29. Mark Briggs on Nov. 30. Colton McKenna on Dec. 2. Smokin Crow Medicine Show on Dec. 3 THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on Dec. 2. Songwriters open mic night with TJ Ward every Mon. CAFE ELEVEN, 540 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 David Bazan and Screamin’ Eagle on Nov. 29. DJ HU and Natural on Dec. 1. Cotton Jones, Quiet Life and Wetlands on Dec. 4

CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 The Committee at 7 p.m. on Dec. 2. Deron Baker at 2 p.m., Mojo Roux at 7 p.m. on Dec. 3. Vinny Jacobs at 2 p.m. on Dec. 4 CHICAGO PIZZA & BAKERY, 107 Natures Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700 Greg Flowers hosts open-mic and jazz piano from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. HARRY’S, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Billy Bowers from 6-10 p.m. on Dec. 7 JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur.

KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at noon every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Live music on Dec. 2, 3 & 4. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. THE REEF, 4100 Coastal Hwy., Vilano Beach, 824-8008 Richard Kuncicky from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. every Sun. SANGRIAS PIANO BAR, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Soul Searchers every Wed. Jim Asalta every Thur. Jazz every Fri. The Housecats every Sat. Sunny & the Flashbacks every Sun. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex hosts Karaoke every Mon. SIRENS, 113 Anastasia Blvd., 460-2641 DJ Rob every Indie Monday SPY GLOBAL CUISINE, 21 Hypolita St., 819-5637 Live music every weekend THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Hooch at 9 p.m. on Dec. 2 & 3. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m.

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AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Beer house rock every Wed. Live music every Thur. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. Salsa every Sun. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. THE GRAPE, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-7111 Live music every Fri. & Sat. John Earle every Mon. DJ Mikeology every Thur.

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 398-9500 Just Jazz Quintet at 8 p.m. on Nov. 29. Granville Automatic on Dec. 1. Midnight Clear at 8 p.m. on Dec. 6. Jazz every 2nd Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. DJ Omar spins dance every Fri. DJs Harry, Rico & Nestor spin salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Beards of Comedy Tour with Andy Sandford, Joe Zimmerman, TJ Young and Dave Stone on Dec. 1. As Daylight Burns on Dec. 2. Sadplant on Dec. 3. Yelle and Housse de Racket on Dec. 4.

He’s My Brother She’s My Sister on Dec. 5. The Devil Makes Three and Brown Bird at 8 p.m. on Dec. 6. Sacrifice Survive CD release party with Kaliyl and Artilect on Dec. 10 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur.

PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square & Band of Destiny at 8 p.m. every Mon. John Earle Band every Tue. DJs Wes Reed & Matt Caulder spin indie dance & electro every Wed. Split Tone & DJ Comic every Thur.

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AROMAS, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live music from 8-11 p.m. every Tue., Wed. & Thur. Piano Bar with Will Hurley from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., a DJ spins till close every Fri. BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic from 7-11 p.m. with Chris Hall every Tue. & every first Sun. Live music at 8 p.m. every Fri., at 6 p.m. every Sat. & at 5 p.m. every Sun. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall at 8 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 398-1717 Steve Forbert at 8 p.m. on Dec. 3 LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 Live music Nov. 30-Dec. 3. Rockinaroake at 8 p.m. every Thur.

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BLUE DINER CAFE, 5868 Norwood Ave., 766-7774 Jazz from 7-9 p.m. every first Thur.

BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Live music on Dec. 2 & 3. Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. with DJ Dave. Open mic every Wed. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. DAMES POINT MARINA, 4518 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Mystic Vibe at 7 p.m. on Dec. 2. Broken South at 8 p.m. on Dec. 3.

Mango Fever at 4 p.m. on Dec. 4 FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Big Engine every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL, 13141 City Station Drive, 696-0802 Live music every weekend SKYLINE SPORTSBAR & LOUNGE, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Will Pearsall at 7 p.m. on Dec. 2. Goliath Flores at 1 p.m. on Dec. 4 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic at 8 p.m. every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music at 8 p.m. every Sat. To be listed here, send all the vitals — time, date, location with street address, city, admission price and contact number — to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com.

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Acclaimed underground illustrator Derek Hess brings his weirdly hopeful images to a St. Augustine exhibit

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raw a line from the psychedelic poster art of the late 1960s, through the retinal scratchings of mid-’70s punk DIY designs and into the graphically groovy underground arts scene of today and you will surely circle the name Derek Hess. The Cleveland native was raised in a creatively inclined household — his father headed the industrial design department at Cleveland Institute of Art — and he eventually went there himself, along with The Center for Creative Studies in Detroit. Hess opted out of getting a degree, however, focusing instead on the education being doled during the fierce rock shows at The Euclid Tavern.

Hess was eventually hired to book bands at the famed underground bar, and worked there from late ’89 through ’95. In that time, the now-47-year-old Hess was in the eye of the sonic hurricane, booking bands, and eventually creating fliers and posters for bands ranging from Pavement to Jesus Lizard.

“I almost hate the term, but it was really ‘a perfect storm’ in the way everything seemed to fall together,” he says.

Hess’ now-legendary posters documented the ascension of bands like Cows, Cop Shoot Cop, Bad Religion and Guided by Voices for venues in Cleveland and the surrounding Midwest. His high-volume, expressive style quickly began to outgrow local confines. “I still cringe at some of that earlier work,” confesses the illustrator, “but now I can also look back and see I was figuring out my style.”

Regardless of his location, Hess was on the forefront of the late ’80s and early ’90s poster revival — its impact rivaled that of pioneering ’60s poster artists like Mouse, Rick Griffin and Alton Kelley. Delivering tight compositions with striking imagery, Hess and peers Frank Kozik, Coop and T.A.Z. were tagged with the “Lowbrow” label, a term Hess is quick to reject.

“I get lumped into it because it’s an easy category,” he says. “But I really find it an insulting term.”

Hess also believes that the relative isolation of living in Cleveland instead of hotbeds like Texas or the Bay Area insulated him from trends and distraction, benefitting both his discipline and indifference to grunge-era art.

“I wasn’t directly immersed any of that ‘Day Glo’-type poster culture,” he says. “And I wasn’t really aware of these guys, to tell you the truth.

I was just focused on doing my thing.”

While he is quick to praise the lowbrow art bible “Juxtapoz Magazine,” now the country’s largest circulated art periodical, he finds the scene of hot rods, pinstripes and Betty Page zombies to be one of limited possibilities. “So much of it is flames and dice, sacred hearts and heads with gigantic eyes,” Hess laughs. Over the last 15 years, his art has combined the influence of illustrators like Heinrich Kley, Gil Kane and Ralph Steadman, translating his vision into spartan yet powerful pieces. Hess primarily uses a Gelly Roll ink pen and acrylic on paper. The

King Ink: “Headstone” (2011, pen and ink, DNA, 5.8”x4.4”) is featured in Derek Hess’ upcoming St. Augustine show.

technique translates into a beautiful diffusion of black lines, textural color fields and captured movement, making him a pioneer of a hard-tocategorize style that references everything from expressionism to religious iconography. The recent piece, “All Good Angels Go to Heaven” (offset print, 22”x38”, ed. of 300) is indicative of Hess’ honed vision. Under a sky filled with menacing clouds, a seemingly dead angel lies on the ground, his wings contorted behind him.

A beam of light shines down from the heavens and the angel is being pulled skyward by a rope on his wrist, as two other celestial beings

— a two-decade distillation of Hess’ signature melding of punk rock, savvy design, political agit prop and otherworldly energy. Hess will also be signing copies of his latest book, “Black Lines, White Lie,” a 300-page anthology that collects 20 years of his work.

Since Hess first created rock fliers two decades ago, the work of many of his contemporaries has faded like a flannel shirt. Yet he’s become a de facto cottage industry. While his work once hung on the walls of dark clubs and dank dorm rooms, it now hangs in Cleveland’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame & Museum. Hess also

Hess’ high-volume, expressive style quickly began to outgrow local confines. “I still cringe at some of that earlier work,” confesses the illustrator, “but now I can also look back and see I was figuring out my style.” materialize before us. It is a tableaux that owes more to Raphael than R. Crumb, a hopeful hit of silk-screened spirituality.

“My work has plenty of spirituality, but is not religious at all. There’s a big difference.” Hess says he disappoints some Christian hardcore punk kids with his beliefs, which lean more toward mystical complexity than traditional dogma. “They do not have a copyright on the angel,” Hess notes, explaining that his own brand of angel is a non-religious extension of a force.

“I’m actually pointing out a lack of spirituality, a separation from the source. It’s a universal thing, which for me, personally, is a God.” Hess’ upcoming show at St. Augustine’s space:eight gallery, “Half the time it could seem funny … the other half is just too sad,” is composed of 30 drawings and four offset prints

produces the Strhess clothing line (strhess.com) and has three more books in the works.

“I still think, ‘What if one of my instructors saw this?’ Am I honoring what I have been taught? Yet I am also hoping some kid will see the work and it might lead them to check out the past work by other artists, and to be inspired,” says Hess. “That’s certainly a big thing that art has done for me.”

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The opening reception for “Half the time it could seem funny … the other half is just too sad” is held from 5-11 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 2 at space:eight gallery, 228 W. King St., St. Augustine. The show is on display through Jan. 31. 829-2838.

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Truman Capote is holed up in his luxurious New York City apartment, alone and selfsoothing with a buffet of pills, vodka, cocaine and chocolate truffles. Capote is a social outcast.

2011 Following the massive success of his nonfiction book, “In Cold Blood,” and his party to end all parties, the Black and White Ball, he’s hit a low point. Having just published an excerpt in Esquire Magazine from his book, “Answered Prayers,” painting his famous friends and neighbors as immoral and greedy, Capote has become something of a social pariah.

Apparently, the first chapter of the nevercompleted and posthumously published book is largely based on the experiences of Capote’s friend and male prostitute, Denham Fouts. The rest of the narrative dishes on the dark side of CBS head Bill Paley and his wife Babe, TV talk show host Johnny Carson and neighbor Bobby Kennedy, among others.

This is the setting for Jay Presson Allen’s one-man, two-act play, “Tru,” Players by the Sea’s latest dramatic endeavor. Jean Rahner, retired co-founder and artistic director of Limelight Theatre in St. Augustine, directs the show, and Patrick Christiano stars as Capote. Joe Schwarz, executive director at the 2011 decades-old Beaches theater group, explains that presenting this monodrama locally was an involved process. “This is not a show that they wanted to give to just anyone,” he says, referring to the rigorous application process it took to get the rights from Allen’s estate and the literary agency, International Creative Management. The theater group was vetted, in a process not unlike a background check, and Schwarz says that was no joke. “I’m not kidding, we were vetted.”

Since playwright Allen’s death in 2006, her daughter, Brooke Allen, has been more lenient in releasing the rights to off-Broadway locations like the Jacksonville Beach theater.

“They interviewed me, they wanted to see Jean [Rahner’s] résumé and they wanted to make sure that we had someone appropriate to play Capote,” explains Schwarz.

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Back in the late ’80s, Schwarz was a part of a “Tru” workshop at Powerhouse Theater on the grounds of Vassar College, north of New York City. “Ever since then, in the back of my mind, I wanted to do that play again.”

Little did Schwarz know that that time would come — some 20 years later. “Tru” premiered on Broadway at the Booth Theatre in December 1989, and the production, directed by Allen, ran for 297 performances.

After that, Allen and her estate held close ties on the rights to the play — letting very few production houses have a shot at the intimate portrayal of one of Truman Capote’s most private moments as a man and as a writer.

“The most challenging part of this play is not making [Truman Capote] into a caricature,” says Patrick Christiano, who stars as the diminutive talented writer – the only actor in the play. “I absolutely think he is one of my most favorite writers and it’s not [only] surreal to play him — it’s an honor.”

Christiano, a theater critic and journalist based in New York City, is also artistic director of Silva Road Productions, a voting member of the Drama Desk and curator of Blue Heron Arts Center Gallery in New York City from 1998 until 2005.

“Putting the play together has been an organic challenge. There is a yes and a no quality to being nervous,” Christiano says of being in a one-man show portraying Capote. “I try not to focus on the nerves. I try to focus on doing the part justice.”

For set designer Brian Grant and artist Scotty Chesnut, who had to paint New York City’s backdrop at night overlooking the East River and Williamsburg Bridge, recreating Capote’s mid-’70s luxury apartment, being nervous is not an option.

“He had very eclectic taste,” says Schwarz.

“An extensive paperweight collection and walls lined with books.” Director Rahner agrees.

“We’ve spent a lot of time and a lot of effort to make sure the set mirrors that of Truman Capote’s apartment at the U.N. Plaza.”

For all the efforts by the play’s owners and the show’s producers to present a lifelike portrayal of Capote, faithful representation wasn’t the eccentric writer’s concern. “I don’t care what anybody says about me,” he famously said, “as long as it isn’t true.”

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PERFORMANCE

A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS The legendary filmmaker, author and comedian presents his yuletide-themed one-man show at 8 p.m. on Nov. 30 at The Florida Theater, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets are $30 and $35. 355-2787.

A HOLIDAY EVENING WITH GARRISON KEILLOR The storyteller and host of NPR’s “A Prairie Home Companion” spins holiday yarns at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 6 at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $36-$74. 630-3900.

TRU Players by the Sea presents this one-man show about writer Truman Capote at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 at 106 Sixth St. N., Jax Beach. Tickets are $20; $17 for students, seniors and military. The show is also staged at 8 p.m. on Dec. 8, 9, 16 and 17 and at 2 p.m. on Dec. 11. 249-0289.

THE 39 STEPS ABET presents the stage adaptation of Alfred Hitchcock’s madcap comedy at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 and at 2 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Adele Grage Community Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, students and military. The show is also staged on Dec. 9, 10, 15, 16 and 17. 249-7177.

YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU The Bartram Trail High School Theatre Department stages this farce about a dysfunctional family at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1, 2 and 3 at the school’s auditorium, 7399 Longleaf Pine Parkway, St. Johns. Tickets are $10; $7 for students. 547-8340 ext. 22574.

I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE This musicalcomedy about the trials and tribulations of the dating scene is staged at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 and at 2 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $25; $20 on Thur. and Sun. for seniors, military and students. The play is also staged on Dec. 8, 9, 11, 15, 16 and 17. 396-4425.

MY FAIR LADY Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts presents this classic musical about manners, elocution and poise at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1 at St. Johns River State College, 283 College Drive, Orange Park. Tickets range from $21-$58.

276-6750.

KINGS OF SALSA The Latin-infused dance and music kick off at 8 p.m. on Dec. 3 the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $41-$81. 632-3373.

BRUCE ALLEN SCUDDER’S CHRISTMAS CAROLE Charles Dickens’ classic tale of the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge’s seasonal change of heart is staged at 8 p.m. on Nov. 30, Dec. 1-4 and 6, at 1:15 and 8 p.m. on Dec. 3 and at 2 and 8 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $42-$49. 641-1212.

A CHRISTMAS STORY Amelia Community Theatre presents its stage adaptation of the holiday film about a little boy’s dream of getting a BB gun from Santa at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 at 207 Cedar Street, Fernandina Beach. The show is also staged at 8 p.m. on Dec. 8, 9, 10, 15, 16 and 17 and at 2 p.m. on Dec. 11. Tickets are $20; $10 for students.

261-6749.

DUCK HUNTER SHOOTS ANGEL The family-friendly comedy about two Alabama hunters who accidentally shoot a celestial messenger is staged at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1, 2 and 3 and at 2 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. The play runs through Dec. 30, with performances at 7:30 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Tickets are $25; $20 for students and military; $22 for seniors. 825-1164.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM MARK TWAIN The Limelight Theatre and Raintree Restaurant present Robert Gill as the celebrated author in this one-man show and dinner theater experience at 6 p.m. on Dec. 4, 11 and 18 at 102 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $39.95. 824-7211.

SPOKEN WORD, AMATEUR NIGHT AT THE RITZ Local poets and writers are featured at 7 p.m. on Dec. 1. Admission is free.

Amateur Night Finals present local performers at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 2. Admission is $10. Both events are held at The Ritz Theatre & Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. 632-5555.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

CALL TO ARTISTS The Art Center seeks submissions for its upcoming “Static Studies” still life juried show, through Dec. 1. The show runs Dec. 8-Jan. 17. For entry details and application, go to tacjacksonville.org/call.html LIMELIGHT SEEKS USHERS The Limelight Theatre seeks volunteer ushers for its current season to attend to a variety of tasks including seating guests, answering questions and bartending, in exchange for complimentary and discounted tickets. 825-1164.

AUDITIONS IN OLDEST CITY The Limelight Theatre auditions for its production of “Harvey” at 2 p.m. on Dec. 10 at 11 Old Mission Avenue, St. Augustine. The roles include six men and six women, both ranging in ages 20-70s. The show runs Jan. 19-Feb. 12. 825-1164.

NORTH FLORIDA CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC This school invites musicians of all skill levels and any instrument to join the community orchestra every Mon. at 6:30 p.m. and concert band every Tue. at 6:30 p.m. at 11363 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 374-8639.

‘Tis the season to get creative! More than 80 artists display one-of-a-kind gifts during the AIGA Designers in Toyland 3 held on Dec. 2 at 6:30 p.m. at The Art Center, 229 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. Admission is $5; $10 for members.

Proceeds benefit Discover Design, AIGA Jacksonville’s high school mentoring program that introduces teens to careers in the design field. aigajacksonville.org CALL TO ARTISTS Jacksonville Fine Arts Festival seeks original poster artwork for its festival held in Avondale’s Boone Park on March 24 and 25. The winning submission gets a free 10x10 exhibitor’s space. Send 300 dpi submissions, including name and media, to cookied@ ix.netcom.com HAND DRUMMING CLASSES Midnight Sun offers classes from 7:30-8:30 p.m. every Fri. at 1055 Park St., Jacksonville.

Class fee is $10. 358-3869.

CHEERLEADING AND DANCE AUDITION WORKSHOPS Former NFL cheerleaders teach the fundamentals in choreography, interview skills, attire and the audition process from 12:30-3:30 p.m. every other Sat., beginning in Jan. 476-3721. procheerleadersalumni.com

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

HOLIDAY CONCERTS AT FLEMING ISLAND The Navy Band Southeast’s Holiday Brass perform at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 29 and The Orange Park Hand Bell Choir perform at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 5 at Fleming Island Library, 1895 Town Center Blvd., Fleming Island. 278-3722.

UNF RECITAL Clarinetist Dr. Guy Yehuda plays at 7:30 p.m. on Nov. 29 at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

JUST JAZZ QUINTET This swinging five-piece appears at 8 p.m. on Nov. 29 at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $10. 399-1740.

PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE CONCERT Dr. Charlotte Mabrey conducts UNF percussion students at 7:30 p.m. on Nov. 30 at University of North Florida’s Robinson Theater, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

A NIGHT OF ART AND DANCE Student visual art and performance are showcased from 5-7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222.

JU HOLIDAY CONCERT The JU Orchestra, University Singers and Men’s and Women’s Choruses present Handel’s “Messiah” at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Concert Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville.

256-7677.

DEBUSSY PIANO PLAY OFF UNF piano students are featured in this concert of the French composer’s works at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 1 at University of North Florida’s Recital Hall, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. 620-2878.

FRIDAY MUSICALE CHORUS This vocal ensemble performs a concert of holiday favorites at 11 a.m. on Dec. 2 at Friday Musicale, 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584.

SOUNDS OF THE SEASON The First Coast Wind Ensemble and Don Thompson Chorale present the holiday-themed concert at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 2 at Jacksonville University’s Terry Hall, 2800 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 256-7677.

FEAST OF CAROLS Dr. Cara Tasher directs a group comprising the combined choruses of Northeast Florida high schools in this seasonal concert at 2 p.m. on Dec. 3 at the SeaWalk Pavilion, Jax Beach. 620-2878.

ALEX BUGNON The Ritz Theatre & Museum presents the acclaimed jazz pianist at 7 and 10 p.m. on Dec. 3 at 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville. Advance tickets for each show are $21; $25 at the door. 632-5555.

HANDEL’S “MESSIAH” The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra and Jacksonville Symphony Chorus perform Handel’s beloved 18th-century masterwork at 8 p.m. on Dec. 3 at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $16-$70. 354-5547.

THE GIFT OF THE MAGI The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra presents the musical adaptation of O. Henry’s ironic story about the true meaning of holiday gift-giving at 3 p.m. on Dec. 4 at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Jacoby Symphony Hall, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville.

Tickets range from $6-$16. 354-5547.

JACKSONVILLE UNIVERSITY CHORUS & ORCHESTRA The promise of benefit sUpport collegiate ensemble performs Handel’s “Messiah” at 6 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 1100 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 387-5691.

MADRIGAL DINNER Douglas Anderson School of the Arts stages Renaissance-themed performance, song and dining at 6 p.m. on Dec. 5 and 6 at St. John’s Episcopal Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville. For ticket information, call 356-5507 or 346-5620 ext. 138.

WRAPPED IN HOLIDAY SOUNDS The Heritage Singers of Jacksonville present the holiday concert at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 6 at First Christian Church of Mandarin, 11924 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 434-4625.

CONCERT AT FSCJ A Symphonic Band Concert is featured at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 6 at Wilson Center for the Arts, FSCJ South Campus, 11901 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 646-2222.

JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callender and guitarist Taylor Roberts play at 7 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., Jacksonville. 388-9551.

JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio plays at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 262-0006.

JAZZ AT GENNARO’S Gennaro’s Ristorante Italiano features live jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at 5472 First Coast Highway, Fernandina Beach. 491-1999.

JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie features live jazz nightly at 7 p.m. at 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502.

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BIG TRUNK SHOW An indie fashion show features 20 local designers, films and DJs at 7 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 460-9311.

THE WOMEN’S BOARD ART & ANTIQUES SHOW This annual antiques and art show, featuring vendors, lectures and workshops, expert appraisals and a children’s fashion show, is held from 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 and from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Prime Osborn Center, 1000 Water St., Jacksonville. General admission is $15.

Prices for appraisals, lectures and workshops vary. Proceeds benefit Wolfson Children’s Hospital. 202-2886, 630-4000. womensboardwch.com FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK This self-guided tour features 25 participating galleries from 5-9 p.m. on Dec. 2 in downtown St. Augustine. 829-0065.

AIGA DESIGNERS IN TOYLAND 3 More than 80 artists show one-of-a-kind gifts at this innovative annual arts and crafts show at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 2 at The Art Center, 229 N. Hogan St. Admission is $5; $10 for members. Proceeds benefit Discover Design, AIGA Jacksonville’s high school mentoring program that introduces teens to careers in the design field. aigajacksonville.org HISTORIC HASTINGS ART FESTIVAL Regional artists are featured in this daylong festival honoring author Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. on Dec. 3 at the Stanton Green, located off Main Street, downtown Hastings. 692-2031.

DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive. 353-1188.

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RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET The Arts Market is held from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. beneath the Fuller Warren Bridge on Riverside Avenue, Jacksonville and features local and regional artists, strolling performers, bands and a farmers market. Admission is free. 554-6865, 389-2449. riversideartsmarket.com

MUSEUMS

CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. Eugene Savage Family Night is featured from 4-8 p.m. on Dec. 6, featuring crafts, storytelling, music studio and art-making projects. The education-themed exhibit, “One in Three: Let’s Solve Our Dropout Crisis,” is displayed through Jan. 9. “Eugene Savage: The Seminole Paintings” is displayed through Jan. 8.

KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Jacksonville, 356-2992. “Darwin: The Origin of Species” is on display through Dec. 27. The exhibit “Upheaval Impressions,” featuring mixed media work by Rocco Catucci, is on display through Dec. 29. The permanent collection includes a variety of rare manuscripts. Open Tue.-Fri., 10 a.m.-3 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville, 366-6911. The annual UNF Art & Design Faculty Exhibition is on display through Jan. 22. Project Atrium features sculptor Gustavo Godoy’s installation “Empty Altar/Empty Throne” through March 11.

The 200-piece photographic collection “Shared Vision: The Sondra and Celso Gonzalez-Falla Collection of Photography” and “Larry Clark: The Tulsa Series” are displayed through Jan. 8. mocajacksonville.org RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Jacksonville, 632-5555. An exhibit of works by African-American photographer E.L. Weems is on display through Dec. 30. An exhibit celebrating local African-American athletes and sports figures, “More Than a Game: African-American Sports in Jacksonville, 1900-1975,” is currently on display. Admission is $8 for adults, $5 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES

AVONDALE ARTWORKS 3568 St. Johns Ave., Jacksonville, 384-8797. Children’s author and artist R. “Gator” Williams is featured at a book signing at 7 p.m. on Dec. 2. The exhibit “Vessels: A 3-D Art Exhibit” featuring works by Cookie Davis, John Bunker, Myra Schick, Nofa Dixon, Lucy Clark, Tim Bullard and Chris Jones, is displayed through Dec. BEE GALLERY & DESIGN STUDIO The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 108, 419-8016. The erotic photography of Neal Rue is featured through Nov. BETHEL GALLERY Ponte Vedra Presbyterian Church, 4510 Palm Valley Road, 285-7241. Acrylic artist Ellen Jones’ religious-themed exhibit, “Nehemiah, Servant & Leader,” is on display through Jan. 3.

C GALLERY Daryl Bunn Studios, 643 Edison Ave., Jacksonville, 525-3368. The exhibit, “A Woman’s World,” featuring works by Megan Cosby, Christina Foard, Louise Freshman Brown, Sara Pedigo and Amy Vigilante, runs through Jan.

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DOUGLAS ANDERSON SCHOOL OF THE ARTS 2445 San Diego Road, Jacksonville, 346-5620. Students’ work, in various media, is featured in the exhibit “New Beginnings,” on display through Dec. 2.

FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. The 12th annual Holiday Ornament Show runs through Dec. 24. Photographer Mark Kowal’s exhibit, “Say It With Photography,” runs through Jan. 3.

FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Road, Jacksonville, 535-7252. Multimedia artist “Tonya Lee: All Smiles” is on display through Dec. 6.

HASKELL GALLERY Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, 741-3546. Recent paintings by Ginny Elliot and Suzi Berg are displayed through Jan. 9.

JAXPORT GALLERY 2831 Talleyrand Ave., Jacksonville, 357-3052. The opening reception for the exhibit “Art of the Steel Crane,” featuring multimedia works by Deborah Reid and Barbara Fryefield, is held from 5-8 p.m. on Dec. 1. The show is displayed through Jan. 5.

LARIMER ARTS CENTER 216 Reid St., Palatka, (386) 328-8998. The opening reception for the Artists’ Guild of North Florida juried show is held at 7 p.m. on Dec. 3. A meetand-greet with guest artist Margaret Ross Tolbert is featured at 7 p.m. on Dec. 10. The show runs through Dec. 14.

PLUM ART & DESIGN 9 Aviles St., St. Augustine, 825-0069.

Mary Lou Gibson, Robert Renwick, Sara Pedigo and David Engdahl are the featured artists through Dec. 31.

ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Admin. Bldg., 500 San Sebastian View, St. Augustine, 471-9980. The exhibit “It’s Not Just Black and White: The Black and White Show,” featuring recent works by Leslie Robison and Laura Mongiovi, is on display through Feb. 16.

SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 6 E. Bay St., Jacksonville, 438-4358.

The gallery celebrates its second anniversary during November.

SPACE:EIGHT GALLERY Screen Arts, 228 W. King St., St. Augustine. 829-2838. The opening reception for Derek Hess’ exhibit “Half the time it could seem funny … the other half is just too sad” is held from 5-11 p.m. on Dec. 2. The exhibit is displayed through Jan. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. Big cat and wolf paintings by Diane Travis are displayed through Dec. 30.

STELLERS GALLERY AT PONTE VEDRA 240 A1A N., Ste. 13, Ponte Vedra Beach, 273-6065. “Ebb and Flow,” featuring works by John Folsom, Jennifer J.L. Jones, Toni John and Wendy McArthur, is on display through Dec. VANDROFF ART GALLERY Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 730-2100. Mixed-media works and paintings by Gwen Gilmore and Connie Pratt are shown through Dec. 21.

WELLS FARGO 24 Cathedral Place, St. Augustine.

Photographer Jackie Kramer’s floral-themed show, “Blooms and ’Shrooms,” is featured from 5-9 p.m. on Dec. 2. The show is displayed through Dec. For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. Events are included on a spaceavailable basis.

ABET presents the stage adaptation of Alfred Hitchcock’s madcap comedy “The 39 Steps,” a production that’s equal parts Monty Python and spy novel, on Dec. 2 and 3 at 8 p.m. and on Dec. 4 at 2 p.m. at Adele Grage Community Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach.

This Tony-winner features a cast of four (Joe Walz, Amanda Morales, Nicholas Boucher and Michael Smithgall) performing the roles of 150 characters.

Tickets are $15; $12 for seniors, students and military. The show is also staged on Dec. 9, 10, 15, 16 and 17.

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EVENTS WINTERFEST 2011 The inaugural WinterFEST at Adventure Landing transforms the waterpark into an Alpine snow village with a large, outdoor ice-skating rink, a 130-foot “Alpine Racer” ice slide, nightly snowfalls, visits from Santa, Christmas cookie decorating, a holiday carnival and crafts, a teddy-bear-making factory and Mistletoe Marketplace through Jan. 2. 1944 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 246-4386. jaxwinterfest.com adventurelanding.com A WINTER WONDERLAND This annual seasonal event features snow, a real ice skating rink, an ice slide, an elf village, train rides, sleigh rides and visits from Santa from 5-10 p.m. at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. Hours through Dec. 16 are 5-10 p.m. every Mon.-Fri., and 2-10 p.m. on Sat. and Sun.; from Dec. 17-Jan. 1, the Wonderland is open daily from 2-10 p.m.

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HOLIDAY ON THE RIVER The annual free concert series continues through Dec. 21 in the Courtyard at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. Live performances by local choirs, school kids and dance groups are performed in front of the 56-foot-tall Christmas tree at midday and in the evening. 353-1188. For a schedule, go to JacksonvilleLanding.com COSMIC CONCERTS First Friday Floyd concerts include Pink Floyd: The Wall at 5 p.m., Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here at 6 p.m., Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon at 7 p.m., and Pink Floyd: The Wall at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org UNF DISTINGUISHED VOICES LECTURE SERIES Norman Ornstein, co-director of the AEI-Brookings Election Reform Project, discusses “Looking Ahead to the 2012 Elections” at 7 p.m. on Nov. 29 at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. Admission is free, but tickets are required; go to unf.edu/lectures. 620-2117.

NAVY BAND SOUTHEAST This talented eight-piece ensemble performs a Holiday Brass Concert from 6:30-7:30 p.m. on Nov. 29 at Clay County Headquarters Library, 1895 Town Center Blvd., Fleming Island. Admission is free.

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RIVERSIDE ARTS MARKET LaVilla Chamber Orchestra appears at 10:30 a.m., Roy Schneider Duo is on at 11:45 a.m. and Pine Forest School of the Arts performs at 3 p.m. on Dec. 3 at the market, held under the Fuller Warren Bridge at Riverside Avenue, downtown. Local and regional art and a farmers market are also featured from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. every Sat. Admission is free. 554-6865. riversideartsmarket.com FLORIDA WWII EXHIBIT “Victory Begins at Home: Florida During World War II” shows Floridians in service, military recruitment and training, the German U-boat threat and rationing, at Museum of Science and History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville, through July 8. 396-7062. themosh.org LINCOLNVILLE FARMERS’ MARKET This new weekly market, held from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every Sun. at 399 Riberia St., St. Augustine, offers local and organic produce, baked goods, coffees, cheeses, prepared foods, crafts and jewelry at the south end of Lincolnville in Eddie Vickers Park. There’s a community garden, too. lincolnvillefarmersmaket.com

POLITICS & ACTIVISM JACKSONVILLE JOURNEY The oversight committee of this crime-fighting initiative meets at 4 p.m. on Dec. 15 in Eighth Floor Conference Room 851, Ed Ball Building, 214 N. Hogan St., Jacksonville. 630-1273.

INTERVENE SCHOOLS COMMUNITY MEETING Duval County Public Schools and Florida Department of Education review models for improved student learning, from 6-8:30 p.m. on Dec. 8 at Ribault High School, 3701 Winton Dr., Jacksonville. 924-3722. duvalschools.org/intervene WETLANDS WORKSHOPS North Florida Land Trust offers WOW! The Wonders of Wetlands from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. on Dec. 3, at a fee of $45; and POW! The Planning of Wetlands on Dec. 4, at a fee of $50, at 10036 Sawgrass Drive W., Ponte Vedra. 285-7020. northfloridalandtrust.org

BOOKS & WRITING ANDREA CASSELL Cassell signs copies of her book, “Nahima’s Hands: Unique Mediterranean Cuisine,” from 5-7 p.m. on Dec. 2 at Royal Palms Village Wine & Tapas, 269 Royal Palms Drive, Atlantic Beach. 372-0052. The local author also appears from 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. on Dec. 4 at Salaam Club, 8101 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. A kibbe meal is served at noon.

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A benefit fundraiser for Thailand’s Baan Gerda Orphanage is held on Dec. 3 at 5 p.m. at Pattaya Thai Grille, 9551 Baymeadows Road, Ste. 1, Jacksonville. A buffet, beer and wine tastings and live music are featured. Proceeds benefit the orphanage, which cares for children living with HIV/AIDS. Admission is $30. 646-9506. baangerda.org Library hold a book sale from 5-8 p.m. on Dec. 2, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on Dec. 3, noon-5 p.m. on Dec. 4 and 9 a.m.-1 p.m. on Dec. 10 at FJPL Book Warehouse, University Park Library, 3435 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. 630-2104. fjpl.org GARY ZEIGER A kick-off launch party and book-signing is held from 6-9 p.m. on Nov. 29 at Bayard Café, 12525 Philips Highway, Jacksonville. Sci-fi writer Zeiger signs copies of his book, “Stingray: You Can’t Hide Forever.”

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NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

BEARDS OF COMEDY TOUR Andy Sandford, Joe Zimmerman, TJ Young and Dave Stone appear at 8 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., Jacksonville.

Tickets are $15. 398-7496.

LATITUDE 30 COMEDY Comedians appear at 8 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 at Latitude 30, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside.

Tickets are $13. 365-5555.

SPANKY BROWN All Stars appear at 8 p.m. on Nov. 29.

Spanky Brown appears at 8 p.m. on Nov. 30 and Dec. 1 and 2, and at 8 and 10 p.m. on Dec. 3 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $6-$12. 292-4242.

JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Ian Gutoskie and Jeff Zenisek appear at 8:30 p.m. on Dec. 2 and 3 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $12. 461-8843.

SKY WALK AT BIRD ISLAND An educator from the BryanGooding Planetarium leads a guided tour of the night sky from 7-9 p.m. on Nov. 30 on the boardwalk at Bird Island Park, 101 Library Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. Telescopes optional. 827-6950.

LOCAL COLLEGE BASKETBALL University of North Florida men’s basketball team hosts cross-town rival Jacksonville University Dolphins at noon on Dec. 3 at UNF Arena, 4567 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Jacksonville. Admission is $10 for adults, $8 for youth, seniors, military and UNF staff. UNF students are admitted free with Osprey 1Card. The Lady Ospreys battle the JU Lady Dolphins at 3 p.m. 620-2125. unf.edu/calendar JAGUARS VS CHARGERS The Jacksonville Jaguars take on the San Diego Chargers at 8:30 p.m. on Dec. 5 for Monday Night Football at EverBank Field, One EverBank Place, Jacksonville. Single-game tickets for home games start at $45. Tampa Bay Bucs are up next, at 1 p.m. on Dec. 11.

633-2000. jaguars.com NATURE HIKE A park ranger leads a hike at 2 p.m. on Dec. 3 at the multiuse trail pavilion, south beach area on Little Talbot Island, 12157 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville. No reservations are necessary and the program is free with regular park admission. 251-2320. floridastateparks.org

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HANS BRINKER & THE SILVER SKATES Dec. 9, FSCJ’s Wilson Center COMMUNITY NUTCRACKER BALLET Dec. 9 & 10, The Florida Theatre GATORS VS RIDER BRONCOS BASKETBALL Dec. 9, Veterans Memorial Arena THE MEN OF CHIPPENDALES Dec. 17, Mavericks TIM CONWAY & FRIENDS Jan. 19, Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts THE SPENCERS: THEATRE OF ILLUSION Jan. 20, The Florida Theatre RON WHITE: MORAL COMPASS TOUR Jan. 26, T-U Moran Theater MICHAEL FELDMAN’S WHAD’YA KNOW Feb. 4, The Florida Theatre SECOND CITY TOURING COMPANY Feb. 5, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JEFF DUNHAM CONTROLLED CHAOS Feb. 10, Veterans Memorial Arena LACROSSE CLASSIC Feb. 19, EverBank Field HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS March 2, Veterans Arena ROYAL COMEDY TOUR March 9, Veterans Memorial Arena

SMALL BUSINESS WORKSHOP Business Plan Basics is held from 6-8 p.m. on Nov. 29 at UNF University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. This workshop provides an overview of the format and content of a business plan.

Participants will be introduced to the key components of a plan and resources to help get them started. Cost is $40 in advance or $50 at the door. Marketing 101 is held from 6-9 p.m. on Dec. 1. 620-2477. sbdc.unf.edu SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB Craig Smith, Alhambra Theatre & Dining, appears at noon on Nov. 30 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559.

KIDS LEGO BRICK CLUB Kids play with pounds and pounds of LEGOs from 2:30-4 p.m. on Nov. 30 at Anastasia Library, 124 Seagrove Main St., St. Augustine. 209-3730. sjcpls.org JACKSONVILLE SUNS HOLIDAY BASEBALL CAMP The camp, open to kids ages 7-12, is held from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. on Dec. 19 and 20 at the Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Kids learn basics from the pros; included are lunch on both days, a collectable camp

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ball cap and tickets to a Suns game. Camp fee is $85.

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TEEN FASHION The DIY fashion series for teens concludes with an origami ring class at 2 p.m. on Dec. 3 at the Main Library’s teen study room, 303 N. Laura St., downtown. jaxpubliclibrary.org. Register by calling 630-0673.

COMMUNITY INTEREST A NIGHT WITH THE STARS This event, held from 5:30-9 p.m. on Nov. 29 at Marriott Southpoint, 4760 Salisbury Road, Jacksonville, honors Delores Barr Weaver and other local advocates and caregivers of elders. Mayor Alvin Brown is the featured speaker. Tickets are $50. 391-6617. myeldersource.org BONE MARROW DRIVE Bone marrow donation is the focus from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. on Nov. 30 and Dec. 1, at the Student Union Osprey Plaza, University of North Florida, 1 UNF Drive, Jacksonville. Donors must be between 18 and 55 and in good general health. 620-1638. getswabbed.org BOWLING FOR AUTISM This fundraiser is held from 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Dec. 3 at Bowl America, 10333 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Proceeds benefit The Jericho School.

744-5110. thejerichoschool.org GIVING BACK SMILES The inaugural free dental program, offering one procedure per patient, is held from 8 a.m.-4 p.m. on Dec. 2 at Cypress Point Family Dentistry, 8130 Baymeadows Circle W., Ste. 103, Jacksonville. Patients must be 18 years of age or older and will be seen on a first come, first served basis. For restrictions and details, visit riosmiles.com or call 448-8688.

KIDS SAFETY SHOW FUNDRAISER An auction to benefit The Children’s Health and Safety Net which supports the Fishbone Fred Safety Show for Kids, is held on Dec. 5 at North Beach Bistro, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 647-6855. fishbonefred.net CYSTIC FIBROSIS FUNDRAISER The fifth annual silent auction is held from 6-10 p.m. on Dec. 1 at MOCAJax, 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. 366-6911.

PUBLIC OFFICIALS RECEPTION The Amelia IslandFernandina Beach-Yulee Chamber of Commerce’s inaugural Public Officials Reception is held from 5-7 p.m. on Dec. 2 at White Oak Plantation, 581705 White Oak Road, Yulee. Admission is $100 for chamber members, $250 for nonmembers. 261-3248.

TOYS FOR TOTS COLLECTION DRIVE Whisky River is teaming with Toys For Tots to brighten the holidays for local children in need, collecting new, unwrapped toys, books and other gifts through Dec. 21 at Whisky River, 4850 Big Island Drive, Ste. 03, Markets at Town Center. A concert with country music star Sunny Sweeney is held on Dec. 7; admission is free, and guests are encouraged to bring at least one new, unwrapped toy to donate to Toys For Tots.

WhiskyRiverJacksonville.com WORLD AIDS WEEK This commemoration is held to remember those who have died and those infected and affected with HIV/AIDS through education, outreach, services and information. The Community Connection/ Education Day Health Fair is held from 6-8 p.m. on Nov. 30 at Edward Waters College, 1658 Kings Road, Jacksonville; 253-2985. The National AIDS Quilt is displayed from

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noon-12:30 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Jacksonville City Hall, Duval and Laura streets. A memorial service is held at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 1 at Bethel Baptist Institutional Church, 215 Bethel Baptist St., Jacksonville; 722-3000. The 10th annual Community Awards are held from 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. on Dec. 2 at Omni Hotel Jacksonville, 245 Water St., downtown. Juan Carlos Riascos is the featured speaker.

Tickets are $30; call 739-7016. For details, call 356-1612 ext. 17 or go to northeastfloridaworldaidsweek.com STATE OF THE RESERVE Guana Tolomato Matanzas National Estuarine Research Reserve holds its second annual State of the Reserve from 1-6 p.m. on Dec. 2 at 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. 823-4500. To register, go to stateofthereserve2011.eventbrite.com

CLASSES & GROUPS HERBAL STOCKING STUFFERS Bath & Body Holiday Stocking Stuffers Class is held from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. on Dec. 3 and 11 at Maggie’s Herb Farm, 11400 C.R. 13, St. Augustine. The fee is $45; bring a sack lunch. 829-0722. maggiesherbfarm.com YOUTUBE FOR BUSINESS & PLEASURE The class is offered from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. on Dec. 3, at a fee of $89, at UNF University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. Digital photography is held from 6-8:30 p.m. on Dec. 5, 12 and 19 at a fee of $79. Mastering Workplace Communication is held from 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. on Dec. 6 at a fee of $265.

620-4200. unf.edu/ce JOB CLUB This free club is open to all active job seekers from 2-3 p.m. on Nov. 30 and Dec. 7 and 14 at FSCJ’s Deerwood Center, 9911 Old Baymeadows Road, Rm. G-1708, Jacksonville. 256-6982.

DEPRESSION BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP The DBSA support group meets from 5:30-7 p.m. every Wed. at River Point Behavioral Health’s Outpatient Building, 6300 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 343-6511 or 964-9743.

Q-GROUP ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS This free, open discussion is held at 5:30 p.m. Mon.-Fri. at Quality Life Center, 11265 Alumni Way, Jacksonville. alcoholicanonymous.org DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE This support group meets from 6-7:30 p.m. every Tue. at Baptist Medical Center, 800 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. For more information, call 616-6264.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help. 358-6262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NICOTINE ANONYMOUS (NIC-A) Want to quit smoking or using other forms of nicotine? Nic-A is free, and you don’t have to quit to attend the meetings, held at 6:30 p.m. every Tue. at Quality Life Center, 11265 Alumni Way, Southside.

378-6849. nicotineanonymous.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168.

To get in this listing, email the time, date, location (street address, city) admission price and contact number to events@folioweekly.com or click the link in our Happenings section at folioweekly.com. Events are included on a spaceavailable basis.

Pundit and centrist political observer Norman Ornstein, co-director of the American Enterprise Institute-Brookings Election Reform Project, discusses “Looking Ahead to the 2012 Elections” as part of the UNF Distinguished Voices lecture series at 7 p.m. on Nov. 29 at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville.

Admission is free, but tickets are required; go to unf.edu/lectures. 620-2117.

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THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining in a casual atmosphere.

The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences. Awardwinning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks the Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods.

B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 At the Italian kitchen and wine bar, Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, panatela bruschetta and fresh gelatos. Dine indoors or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials.

Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT Contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The RitzCarlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$ ESPAÑA RESTAURANT & TAPAS Traditional Spanish and Portuguese dishes, tapas and paella served in a cozy atmosphere. BW, CM. D nightly. 22 S. Fourth St. 261-7700. $$$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a onethird-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site.

CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5 S. Second St., 261-9400. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar.

BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood. Nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, with specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drivethru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery, juice bar. Extensive menu features vegetarian, vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken, fresh organic produce. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 TJ Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR F Flavors of Peru and Latin America, served in a modern atmosphere. Authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. B, L & D daily.

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L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2011 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SANDOLLAR RESTAURANT & MARINA F Dine inside or on the deck. Snow crab legs, fresh fish, shellfish dishes. FB. L & D, daily. 9716 Heckscher Dr., Ft. George Island. 251-2449. $$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, of benefit shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront promise tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on the large oceanview deck.

Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp and nightly specials. Late-night menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2011 winner. Grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

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BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5. 551-7076. $$ NERO’S CAFE F Traditional Italian fare, including seafood, veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions and friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$ UNIVERSITY DINER F The popular diner serves familiar breakfast fare and lunch like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $

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BISCOTTIS F Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Halfportions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Middle Eastern cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily.

3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F The Fox has been a Jacksonville landmark for 50-plus years. Owners Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ GREEN MAN GOURMET Organic and natural products, spices, teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. 384-0002. $ MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 3572 St. Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ ORSAY Best of Jax 2011 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Tues.-Sat.; Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ ’town F Owner Meghan Purcell and Executive Chef Scott Ostrander bring farm-to-table to Northeast Florida, offering American fare with an emphasis on sustainability. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3611 St. Johns Ave. 345-2596. $$

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A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2011. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Subs are made-toorder fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ BEACH BUDS CHICKEN F The family-owned place serves marinated fried or baked chicken: family meals (kids like Peruvian nuggets), giant tenders, in box lunches and as MiniMe sandwiches, along with gizzards, livers, 15 sides and fried or blackened shrimp, fish, conch fritters, deviled crabs. TO. L & D, daily. 1289 Penman Road. 247-2828. $ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets and Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$ BLUES ROCK CAFE Oceanfront dining experience, featuring

an all-American menu, including crab cakes and wings, served in a relaxed atmosphere in the heart of the Beaches. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 831 N. First St. 249-0007. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheese-steak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 2498704. bonosbarbq.com $ BUDDHA’S BELLY F Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$ BURRITO GALLERY EXPRESS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Gallery’s kid sister at the beach each is mostly take-out; same great chow, fast service. 1333 Third St. N. 242-8226. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CARIBBEE KEY F The island-themed menu of tasty Ameri-Caribbean cuisine includes seafood, steaks and sandwiches. Open-air deck bar upstairs; outdoor dining downstairs. FB. L & D, daily. 100 N. First St., Neptune Beach. 270-8940. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Springfield. 2429 S. 3rd St. 372-9000. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ Wakame Japanese & Thai Cuisine features a full sushi menu, as well as curries and pad dishes, in Bartram Oaks Walk in the COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F (Formerly The Homestead) The menu features Julington Creek area.

Southern favorites like fried chicken, collards, biscuits and cornbread, as well as fresh seafood, MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2011 daily. 1230 Beach Blvd., 242-4940. 251 Third St., Neptune steaks, burgers and chops, served in a family winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a Beach, 247-8323. $ atmosphere inside a cozy log cabin. CM, FB. Sunday brunch; L blues bar atmosphere. Favorites are pulled pork, Texas brisket THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapas& D, Tue.-Sun. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-4776. $$ and slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. style menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX F Chef Khan Vongdara presents 247-6636. $$ Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$ an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites.

MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25-plus years, Monkey’s FB. L & D daily. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza. 247-9880. $$ has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings.

CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner, serving burgers, Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 (The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) St. 246-1070. $ 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

CULHANE’S IRISH PUB Four Culhane sisters own and operate including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Executive Chef Kenny Gilbert’s cuisine features local fare and the authentic Irish pub, with faves Guinness stew, lamb sliders Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ innovative dishes, served in an island atmosphere. Dine inside and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. or out on the tiki deck. FB. L & D, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 2309 CYCLONES TEX-MEX CANTINA F The place has freshly made Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and Beach Blvd. 247-3300. $$ Tex-Mex favorites, including fajitas, enchiladas, tacos, burritos, more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. NORTH BEACH BISTRO Casual dining with an elegant touch, tamales and taco salad. Lunch combos include Mexican rice Adams St. 598-2922. $ like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi and beans. FB. L & D, daily. 1222 Third St. S. 694-0488. $$ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic DICK’S WINGS F The NASCAR-themed place serves 365 Contemporary Art, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2434 Mayport Road, Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 First St. N. 208-5097. $ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F Best of Jax 2011 downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd.

PARSONS SEAFOOD RESTAURANT F The family-style winner. The Jax Beach restaurant serves gastropub fare like 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a restaurant has an outdoor patio and an extensive menu, soups, salads, flatbreads and specialty sandwiches, including Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. including the mariner’s platter and the Original Dreamboat. CM, BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Daily specials, too. CM, BW. L & D, Adams St. 633-9738. $ FB. L & D, daily. 904 Sixth Ave. S. 249-0608. $$ Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Brand new THE PIER RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San location. See Beaches. FB, CM. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville oceanfront restaurant offers fresh, local fare served on two Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ Landing, Ste. 176. 374-1247. $$ floors — upstairs, it’s Chef’s Menu, with stuffed flounder, pork FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining INDOCHINE Best of Jax 2011 winner. Serving Thai and tenderloin, appetizers. Downstairs bar and patio offer casual with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature items, daily drink specials. CM, FB. D, daily; L & D, weekends; stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and brunch, Sun. 412 First St. N. 246-6454. $$ First St. 242-9499. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, THE FISH COMPANY F Fresh, local seafood is served, made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets, grilled tuna and an pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated. oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, 241-7188. $$ Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ HALA SANDWICH SHOP & BAKERY Authentic Middle Eastern winner. The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a TRELLISES HYATT REGENCY This American cuisine favorites include gyros, shwarma, pita bread, made fresh daily.

Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. restaurant offers a breakfast buffet with made-to-order BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1451 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach.

207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ omelet station and a la carte items. Signature lunch and 249-2212. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Best of Jax 2011 winner. An array dinner entrees include grouper salad, Angus burgers, HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. All-beef hot dogs, of specialty menu items, including signature tuna poke bowl, Reubens, French onion grilled cheese, seafood and steaks. sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos and local fried shrimp, in a Wed. night Pastabilities. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 225 East and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 Third St. S. 247-8886. $ casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 Coastline Dr. 634-4540. $$$ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables Third St. N. 372-4456. $$ KOJA SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Sushi, Japanese, (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Western-style SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. 111 Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine.

Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB The full-service restaurant offers corned SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD F Eclectic American fare, art NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION F This place features brick-ovenbeef and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips. 30+ beers deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. baked pizzas, grinders, wings, Philly cheesesteaks, custom on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ sandwiches and fries served in a laid-back setting. FB, 27 MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, beers on draft. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 119 E. Bay St. 860-5451. $ winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1080 Third St. N. with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, OLIO MARKET F Freshly prepared sandwiches, salads, 241-5600. $ bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 soups and entrées. In the Churchwell Lofts building, Olio MEZZA LUNA F A Beaches tradition for 20-plus years.

Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in a casual Great food, from gourmet wood-fired pizzas to contemporary TROPICAL SMOOTHIE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. With 12 renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. American cuisine. Inside or patio dining. Extensive wine list. locations in Northeast Florida, Tropical Smoothie’s got us 356-7100. $$ CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. covered. Serving breakfast, wraps, sandwiches, flatbreads and THE SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday 249-5573. $$$ smoothies — lowfat, fruity, coffees, supplements. CM. Open lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L,

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BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned-&operated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brick-ovenbaked pizza, traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. Delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ CAFE CONFLUENCE F The European coffeehouse serves Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, burritos. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepdish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F Authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes made with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Rd. 448-0500. $$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily.

9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast.

CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE F The Lebanese restaurant offers authentic cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE Center-cut beef, seafood, sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere. The signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée.

FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel.

739-6633. $$ ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F Hot dogs with slaw, chili cheese, sauerkraut; and small pizzas. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 8380 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 4. 733-0588. orangetreehotdogs.com $ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a contemporary atmosphere. B/W. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $

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791-9797. $$ VITO’S ITALIAN CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic Italian oven-baked pasta dishes, pizza, veal, chicken and seafood items made with fresh ingredients. CM, FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 174. 355-0064. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily.

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TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$ TKO’S THAI HUT F The menu offers Thai fusion dishes, curry dishes, chef’s specials, healthy options and sushi. Dine inside or on the covered patio. FB. L &promise D, daily. 13500of Beach Blvd., benefit Ste. 46. 647-7546. $$

FLEMING ISLAND

BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk.

230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA Vino’s Pizza – with four Jacksonville locations – makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, including a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ HONEY B’S CAFE Breakfast includes omelets, pancakes, French toast. Lunch offers entrée salads, quiches, build-yourown burgers. Peanut butter pie is a favorite. Tea parties every Sat. B & L, daily. 3535 U.S. 17, Ste. 8. 264-7325. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1800 Town Center Pkwy.

541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, specializes in AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. Come by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Brucci’s offers authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36.

223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ THAI ORCHID F The restaurant serves authentic Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, Thai curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$

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AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F The seafood place features an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings and pasta. Favorites are ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller, pitas and kabobs. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New Yorkstyle pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones.

BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd. 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd. 880-0020. $ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Springfield. L & D, daily. 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd. 619-8186. $$ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere.

FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2011 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd.

(Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) GOLDEN CORRAL Family-friendly place; legendary buffet featuring familiar favorites and new items. B, L & D, daily.

11470 San Jose Blvd. 886-9699. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St.

NAME: Pikool Clayton

Walter Coker

RESTAURANT: Pattaya Thai Grille, 9551 Baymeadows Road, Ste. 1, Jacksonville BIRTHPLACE: Sattahip, Thailand FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): Secret Garden, Beach Boulevard

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FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Thai and vegetarian FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Chili, basil, garlic, lime and curry.

IDEAL MEAL: Papaya salad and tom yum sour soup, and hot and spicy whole fish finished in mango sticky rice.

WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: MSG and ghost peppers.

CRAZIEST RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE: Cooking in the dark for a full restaurant, because of a power failure.

INSIDER’S SECRET: Cook to order and use fresh, quality ingredients.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING AT PATTAYA THAI: The Beach Boys, David Garrard and John Delaney.

CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURE: My son Russell’s Chocolate Souffle.

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ARON’S PIZZA F The family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ BLU TAVERN F The restaurant, serving global cuisine, has an upscale feel with a casual atmosphere. Favorites include bread pudding and specialty appetizers. Blu also serves pasta dishes, burgers, seafood, pork, beef and steaks. CM, FB. L & D, daily; B, Sat. & Sun. only. 1635 Wells Rd. 644-7731. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches.

FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine, stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS The Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F Family-owned-andoperated. Gourmet pizza, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper. The pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, calzones, linguini, ravioli, made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style.

Daily specials. CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551.

D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella.

Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd.

264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine includes fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster, vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily.

880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal

Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers eclectic cuisine featuring local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club.

285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE

AJ’S ON PARK STREET F AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 359-0035. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery offers classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, all made from scratch, including popular petit fours and custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6, Riverside. 389-7117. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery serves pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes — calzone, stromboli, subs, panini — wings, and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ CROSS CREEK See Springfield. 850 S. Lane Ave. 783-9579. $$ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-and-go sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JACKSONS GRILL The locally owned spot’s original menu has fried pickle chips, Rockin’ Ranch burgers, gumbo, sandwiches.

BW, TO. B, L & D, daily. 1522 King St. 384-8984. $$ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.-Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ KICKBACKS GASTROPUB F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The neighborhood hot spot serves pub favorites 20 hours a day, every day. The full bar has over 655 bottled beers, 84 on tap.

Outdoor seating. CM. 910 King St. 388-9551. $$ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare is prepared with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily, along with a large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly,

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Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS The American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30. 880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily.

11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19.

292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco.

12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes.

Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating.

Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, the barbecue place offers made-fromscratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23.

351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Madeto-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

Blackfinn American Grille serves classic American fare like beef, seafood, pasta and chicken at its location on Big Island Drive in the St. Johns Town Center. non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating.

920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ The café in Riverside Publix Plaza features a variety of sushi, including the popular Monster Roll and the Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily.

2025 Riverside Ave. 384-2888. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ 13 GYPSIES F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The neighborhood eatery is intimate and casual, serving tapas, shrimp dishes, salads and pressed sandwiches made from scratch. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 887 Stockton St. 389-0330. $$ TWO DOORS DOWN F Former Tad’s owner offers traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WALKERS The nightspot has a tapas menu plus a wide variety of wines, served in a rustic, intimate atmosphere. BW. Tue.-Sat. 2692 Post St. 894-7465. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30 years, the family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily.

504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$

CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. 460-9311.

B, $; L & D, $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F The Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid local art.

BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

International menu features large portions, reasonable prices.

FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ KINGFISH GRILL At Vilano Bridge’s west end, Kingfish Grill offers casual waterside dining indoors and on the deck, featuring fresh daily catch, house specialties and sushi. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 252 Yacht Club Drive. 824-2111. $$ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ THE PRESENT MOMENT CAFÉ Best of Jax 2011 winner. The cozy café serves organic, vegan and vegetarian dishes, pizza, pastas, hummus and milkshakes — all prepared without meat, dairy, wheat or an oven. Organic BW. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 224 W. King St. 827-4499. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups,

salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront place with a view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach.

824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, south of the S.R. 206 bridge, the two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE In the historic district, Spy features James Bond-themed sushi and Mediterraneaninfluenced global cuisine on the seasonal menu, including fresh — never frozen — Hawaiian seafood. Dine indoors or out on the patio. Upstairs lounge, too. Great selection of chilled sakes.

BW, CM. D, nightly. 21 Hypolita St. 819-5637. $$$ SUNSET GRILLE Casual Key West style, seafood-heavy menu — it’s a consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties include baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp and datil pepper wings with bleu cheese dressing. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE & TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, the upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$

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BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining.

The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner. 13249 City Square Dr., 751-9711. 9039 Southside Blvd., 538-9100.

4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401, 996-6900. $ THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ THE GRAPE BISTRO & WINE BAR F More than 145 wines, and gourmet tapas for pairing. Wide beer selection. L & D, daily.

10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119. 642-7111. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F A changing menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT Best of Jax 2011 winner. Non-fat, low-calorie, cholesterol-free frozen yogurt is served in flavors that change weekly. Toppings include a variety of fruit and nuts.

4860 Big Island Dr. 807-9292. $ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned with an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$

SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ STEAMERS CAFE F Steamers’ menu has all-natural and organic items, including wraps, sandwiches, subs, soups, steamer bowls, smoothies and fresh juices. Daily lunch specials. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway, Ste. 106. 646-4527. $ SUITE Best of Jax 2011 winner. St. Johns Town Center premium lounge and restaurant offer chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS The Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ URBAN FLATS F See Ponte Vedra. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Road. 642-1488. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu.

CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racing-themed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-9464. $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd.

998-8806. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches.

5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolinastyle barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

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BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F Best of Jax 2011 winner. A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, awardwinning wines, wood-fired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and ontap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd.

398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ MORTON’S, THE STEAKHOUSE Morton’s specializes in generous portions of USDA prime aged beef as well as fresh fish and lobster. The tableside menu presentation features every item described by the server. FB, TO. D, nightly. 1510 Riverplace Blvd. 399-3933. $$$

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THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE F Mediterranean homestyle healthy plates: hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad, daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F All homemade from Mama’s awardwinning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones.

BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 kinds of smoothies, with flavored soy milks, organic frozen yogurt, granola. Daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner.

Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere.

FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd.

306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F Independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers. Vegetarian options. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style woodfired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd.

398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. The San Marco location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal.

8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F The stylish gastropub has Southern-style cuisine made with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner.

Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily.

10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Open Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012.

WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$

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SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Offers customer favorites like ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd.

928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BOMBA’S SOUTHERN HOME COOKING F Southern homestyle fare, featuring fresh veggies. Outside dining is available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8560 Beach Blvd.

997-2291. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty.

CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CITY BUFFET CHINESE RESTAURANT F An extensive selection of Chinese fare, including beef, fish, crabs, chicken, pork, desserts, ice cream, at its all-you-can-eat buffet. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 5601 Beach Blvd. 345-2507. $ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual, El Potro cooks it fresh, made-to-order – fast, hot, simple. Daily specials and buffet at most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 733-0844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily.

11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serving house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd.

S. 733-5141. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $

BOSTON’S RESTAURANT & SPORTSBAR F A full menu of sportsbar faves; pizzas till 2 a.m. Dine inside or on the patio. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13070 City Station Dr., River City Marketplace. 751-7499. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The family-owned restaurant serves authentic Mexican fare, including fajitas and seafood. The specialty is tacos de azada. CM, FB. L & D, daily.

12961 N. Main St., Ste. 104. 757-6411. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 5945 New Kings Rd. 765-8515. $ JOSEPH’S PIZZA & ITALIAN RESTAURANT F Gourmet pizzas, pastas. Authentic Italian entrees. BW. L & D, daily.

7316 N. Main St. 765-0335. $$ MILLHOUSE STEAKHOUSE F A locally-owned-andoperated steakhouse with choice steaks from the signature broiler, and seafood, pasta, Millhouse gorgonzola, homemade desserts. CM, FB. D, nightly. 1341 Airport Rd. 741-8722. $$ RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL F Casual fare: seafood, wings, burgers. 10 hi-def TVs, drink specials, club nights. L & D, daily. 13141 City Station Dr. 696-0802. $$ SALSARITA’S FRESH CANTINA F Southwest cuisine made from scratch; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 840 Nautica Dr., Ste. 131, River City Marketplace.

696-4001. $ THREE LAYERS CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Lunch, bagels, desserts, and the adjacent Cellar serves fine wines.

Inside and courtyard dining. BW. B, L & D, daily. 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791. $ 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL F Salads, sandwiches, pizza, fine European cuisine. Nightly specials. 2467 Faye Rd., Northside. 647-8625. $$ UPTOWN MARKET F In the 1300 Building at the corner of Third & Main, Uptown serves fresh fare made with the same élan that rules Burrito Gallery. Innovative breakfast, lunch and deli selections. BW, TO. 1303 Main St. N. 355-0734. $$

WINE TASTINGS ANJO LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Thur. 9928 Old Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1, 646-2656 AROMAS CIGAR & WINE BAR Call for schedule. 4372 Southside Blvd., 928-0515 BLUE BAMBOO 5:30-7:30 p.m., every first Thur. 3820 Southside Blvd., 646-1478 BLU TAVERN 6-8 p.m. every last Tue. 1635 Wells Rd., Orange Park, 644-7731 COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE 6-8 p.m. every Wed. 1712 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 249-4776 DAMES POINT MARINA Every 3rd Wed. 4518 Irving Rd., Northside, 751-3043 THE GIFTED CORK Tastings daily. 64 Hypolita St., St. Augustine, 810-1083 THE GRAPE 5-7:30 p.m. every Wed.; 1-4 p.m. every Sat. 10281 Midtown Pkwy., Ste. 119, SJTC, 642-7111 THE GROTTO 6-8 p.m. every Thur. 2012 San Marco Blvd., 398-0726 MONKEY’S UNCLE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070 NORTH BEACH BISTRO 6-8 p.m. every Tue. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 OCEAN 60 6-8 p.m every Mon. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060

O’KANE’S IRISH PUB 6:30 p.m. every 3rd Tue. 318 Centre St., Fernandina Beach, 261-1000 PUSSERS CARIBBEAN GRILL 6 p.m. every second Fri. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-7766 RIVERSIDE LIQUORS 5-8 p.m. every Fri. 1035 Park St., Five Points, 356-4517 THE TASTING ROOM 6-8 p.m. every first Tue. 25 Cuna St., St. Augustine, 810-2400 TASTE OF WINE Daily. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 9, Atlantic Beach, 246-5080 III FORKS PRIME STEAKHOUSE 5-6:30 p.m. every Mon. 9822 Tapestry Circle, Ste. 111, SJTC, 928-9277 TOTAL WINE & MORE Noon-6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 300, 998-1740 URBAN FLATS 5-8 p.m. every Wed. 330 A1A N., Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-5515 WHOLE FOODS MARKET 6 p.m. every Thur. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin, 288-1100 THE WINE BAR 6-8 p.m. every Thur. 320 First St. N., Jax Beach, 372-0211 WINE WAREHOUSE 4-7 p.m. every Fri. 665 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 246-6450 4434 Hendricks Ave., San Marco, 448-6782 1188 Edgewood Ave. S., Riverside, 389-9997 4085 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach, 471-9900

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A Cut Above

Enterprising reporters get stories by earning their sources’ trust, which Simon Eroro of the Post-Courier (Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea) obviously did. At a banquet in November, the News Limited (Rupert Murdoch’s empire) awarded Eroro its “Scoop of the Year” honor for reporting on militant tribal fighters of the Free West Papua movement — a scoop he’d earned by agreeing to undergo a ritual circumcision, with bamboo sticks, to prove his sincerity. Some rebels still wear penis gourds, the size of which varies with the status of the wearer.

The Litigious Society

An Illinois appeals court finally threw out a lawsuit in August, but not before the two-yearlong battle made a foot-high pile of legal filings on whether two “children” (now ages 23 and 20) could sue their mother for bad parenting while they were growing up. Among the claims were mom’s failure to send birthday cards or “care” packages during the kids’ college years, calling her daughter at midnight to ask her to come home from a party and, once, failing to take the girl to a car show.

Todd Remis, an unemployed stock-market research analyst, filed a lawsuit in 2009 against the photographer of his 2003 wedding, citing breach of contract because the 400 shots taken during the ceremony failed to cover several key moments, such as the “last dance.” A November 2011 New York Times item reported Remis is demanding the return of his $4,100, and for the photographer to pay for re-creating the missing scenes by covering travel expenses for all 40 guests to reconvene. (Remis and his wife have divorced; she’s returned to her native Latvia, and Remis does not know how to contact her.)

Consumer Rights: Jonathan Rothstein of Encino, Calif., filed a lawsuit in September against Procter & Gamble for selling its Crest toothpaste in “Neat Squeeze” packages, which Rothstein said make it impossible to access the last 20 percent of the contents, thus forcing consumers to buy more toothpaste prematurely.

He wants Procter & Gamble to return 90 cents to everyone who bought Neat Squeeze packages.

Sarah Deming of Keego Harbor, Mich., filed a lawsuit in September against the distributor of the movie “Drive” (starring Ryan Gosling) because its trailers promised fast-driving scenes (like those in the “Fast and Furious” series), but delivered mostly just drama.

Fine Points of the Law

In Toronto, a recent vicious, unprovoked attack

by Sammy the cat on Molly the black Labrador (bloodying Molly’s ear, paws and eye) left Molly’s owner without recourse to Ontario’s or Toronto’s “dangerous pet” laws. The owner told the Toronto Star in November that it seems only dangerous dogs are covered.

Maya the cat was central to a recent contentious British immigration case when a judge seemed to favor residence for a Bolivian national because of Maya. The judge concluded the Bolivian man and his British partner had established a close-knit “family” relationship because of the need to care for Maya.

Ironies

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October in Houston, accused as the front man for four “pain clinics” that allegedly dispense prescription drugs illegally.

Why People Love Washington: In August, U.S. Rep. Tom Graves of Georgia told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution he and a partner had “settled” a lawsuit brought by Bartow County Bank for failing to repay a $2.2 million loan they’d taken out in 2007. Graves has been a staunch advocate for governmental fiscal austerity and voted against raising the federal debt-ceiling. However, he’d balked at repaying the $2.2 million (though he’d signed a personal guarantee) because, he said, the bank should’ve known when it made the loan that Graves would be unable to pay it back.

Violinist Martin Stoner, 60, lost his job after 25 years and is suing the New York City Ballet for age discrimination. He petitioned federal judge Robert Patterson to disqualify himself from the case because he is too old (88) and, according to Stoner, has vision and hearing problems.

Compelling Explanations

Management consultant Graham Gibbons, 42, was on trial in Cardiff, Wales, at press time, charged with making a clandestine video of himself and his then-girlfriend in bed. Gibbons denied being a pervert, insisting he made the video to analyze, for “efficiency,” the “time and motion” of his “performance,” as he might do for corporate clients. Despite his alleged improved lovemaking, the girlfriend broke up with him.

In October, West Virginia roadkill-cooking activist David Cain told Bloomberg News he generally supported Volvo’s new driver-safety technology that warns of objects ahead in the road. Cain pointed out it was just a warning, that the driver “could still choose to run over something that’s good for eating.”

Least Competent Criminals

Robbers Easily Subdued: Dale Foughty, 56, was charged with robbing a convenience store in Jacksonville, N.C., in October, despite attempting to intimidate the clerk by dressing as Spiderman. However, the clerk poked Foughty in the stomach with a broom, sending him away empty-handed.

Cody Smith, 18, was charged with snatching a woman’s purse in Johnson City, Tenn., in November. The victim chased Smith into nearby shrubbery, entangling him long enough for her to recover the purse.

Two men, attempting a robbery of Ace Smoke Shop in Altadena, Calif., in July, fled after grabbing only part of the store’s cash.

They were scared off by the manager’s barking Chihuahua.

Recurring Themes

The tactic of “patience” is usually employed when police believe a suspect has ingested drugs for smuggling, i.e., nature will take its course, and the drugs will appear in the toilet sooner or later. On Oct. 12, Nigerian comic actor Babatunde Omidina (known as “Baba Suwe”) was detained before a flight at the Lagos airport because authorities suspected he’d ingested drugs to smuggle to Paris. Omadina denied the charge, but police locked him up and began monitoring his bowel movements. On Nov. 4, Omadina was released without charges following 25 “evidence”-free movements.

Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net

GARAGE SALE NEAR RATHBONE Please indulge me: Years ago, an artist saw you in a golden dream. So inspired, he wrote a symphony called Good Vibrations. You: Long blonde hair, jean shorts, with ladies. Me: Black shirt, sunglasses. Passed on everything and turned to see you looking in my direction. Heaven knows I wanted to say hello. Love to see you again if possible.

When: Nov. 19, 2011. Where: Garage Sale. #1224-1129 HOSTESS HOTTIE You: Blonde, blue eyes, Matthew McConaughey look-a-like, the all-American dream. You were having lunch with your boss. You called but hung up before I could give you my number. I have the perfect table for two.

When: Nov. 2, 2011. Where: P.F. Changs, St. Johns Town Center. #1223-1129 SUSHI AND HOOKAH You: Mohawk at sushi in Oak Leaf. Me with my best friend. You sat down with us. I love the blue shirt you had on and how we had a great time. Glad u left with us for hookah. I knew when I met you I would see you again.

How soon is too soon? When: Nov. 2, 2011. Where: Sushi. #1222-1122 MISTER HEAVENLY You: Blonde with Miami hat on backwards, arm sleeve. You kept looking, then stood by me but never spoke. Don’t be shy. I never make first moves. Me: Well, you know; you stared long enough ;) When: Nov. 8, 2011. Where: Café 11, St. Auggie. #1221-1115 VEXING VOLCOM A little after 9 pm. You: Wearing a black Volcom hoodie, and wearing it well. Me: Noticing nothing but you. Wondering if you’d like to bump into me there again Sunday, Nov 13th about the same time? When: Nov. 1, 2011.

Where: The Pita Pit in Jax Beach. #1220-1115

number. I guess the shots got to me, but not as much as you got to me. Hope you find this; I would like to see you again.

When: Oct. 24, 2011. Where: Whitey’s Fish Camp. #1212-1101 MY BROWN EYED GIRL… It was that special night I cannot forget. Looking into your soft brown eyes it made my heart skip a beat and wanted to freeze time so I could forever cherish that moment. When: Oct. 20, 2011. Where: Fresh Off The Bus. #1211-1101 QUIET HANDSOME BARTENDER You: Polite, no frills bartender, working in the front taproom. Just want you to know that you have a nice smile. When: Oct. 20, 2011. Where: Ragtime. #1210-1101 NINJA WENCH… You approached with a hello, several adult beverages later, a misguided GPS, and a night I’ll never forget. Breakfast again soon? And many convos... You know how to find me :) When: Oct. 7, 2011. Where: United States. #1209-1025 WATER BOY! You: Hard-working Zephyr Water boy with light eyes carrying empty water barrels to your truck with a handy sidekick. Me: Blue eyes, dressed up in all black, completely in your way, making light jokes with the older receptionist. We made eye contact more than once in halls. Special delivery!

You could be my water boy anytime... :) When: Oct. 18, 2011.

Where: C. Serv. Off St. Johns. #1208-1025

SPEED RACER We were running a 5k prediction race. I was with a friend and he was talking a lot during the beginning of the race. He was talking to you and asking you questions. I was standing next to him just listening. You sound like a cool girl. Let’s get dinner some time. When: Sept. 20, 2011. Where: Starbucks parking lot. #1207-1025 LOOKING PRETTY IN THE LIBRARY You were carrying your toddler, looking for a book with a boot on the cover. Things seemed to click with us. I hope I get a chance to see a lot more of you. When: Friday. Where: Library north of JU. #1206-1025 BREW AT THE ZOO You were sampling a piece of aged sirloin as I was saying that “I highly recommended it.” Me: Blonde hair, was wearing a blue polo w/ orange horse, jeans, flip flops.

You, Beautiful/natural blonde, brown leg boots and dark jeans.

Would love to meet you for real instead of just passing. When: Oct. 7, 2011. Where: Brew at the Zoo. #1205-1018 HOTTIE IN BLUE NIRVANA SHIRT Saw you there, the row behind me singing the words to every song. Smiled at you but was too nervous to do anything. I was in the dark pink tank top the row in front and to your right. When: Oct. 7, 2011. Where: Florida Theatre Death Cab Concert. #1204-1018 GRAY SWEATPANTS AT LIFESTYLE FITNESS To the short buff guy in a black “gym life” tank top and gray shorts at Lifestyle Fitness. You were looking so hot. You were on the treadmill next

to me talking about your time in the Navy, I hope next time you will ask me out. When: Oct. 6, 2011. Where: Lifestyle Fitness. #1203-1018 INSANELY ATTRACTIVE BARTENDER You were the bartender at Burro Bar. I had no idea what to order but you found me something tasty! Then I saw you at ShantyTown once again tending bar but this time I knew what was up and got a root beer. P.S. I liked your glasses! When: Oct. 5, 2011. Where: Burro Bar/ ShantyTown. #1202-1018 DARK & STORMY IN BLACK APRON Was that whiskey on your lips? How delectable. I saw a smile under that beard. Feeling invincible? I’ll introduce myself next time. You: menacing. Me: caught in the storm. When: Sept. 2011. Where: Mojo. #1201-1011 GORGEOUS DUDE LONG CURLY HAIR I see you only once in a while, you hardly ever shop there. You’re usually with friends but you were alone the last time I saw you. You’re so gorgeous, EXACTLY my type. Hoping you notice me one day. You: handsome, long, curly haired, lean, fit customer at Publix. Me: tall, thin, model chick CASHIER at Publix. When: Sept. 2011. Where: Publix at Southside and Touchton Rd. #1200-1011 BEAUTIFUL LASS IN A 350Z I saw U driving that silver 350Z like it should be driven! Very impressed with your semi-aggressive driving and impressive looks! You turned off Baymeadows onto Western Way around 8 am. I was behind you in a blue Chevy Silverado. When: Sept. 27, 2011. Where: Baymeadows & Western Way. #1199-1004

WALKIN’ AFTER MIDNIGHT It was Halloween and you were dressed as the most beautiful woman in the world. I saw your radiant eyes and fell in love all over again. Nurse, you give me fever that’s so hard to bear. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Let me treat you right? When: Oct. 31, 2011. Where: Wall Street. #1219-1108

PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE WEDDING You: Wearing black and white dress, brown hair and hazel eyes. Me: Working event, with brown hair. You caught my eye when you walked in the door. Later we shared a smile as you walked by me. I wish the setting was different. Wasn’t the right time to talk. I wish it was different. So badly wanted to say hi. When: Sept. 24, 2011.

Where: Ponte Vedra. #1198-1004

SEA SHELL Dear Sir, I put a seashell into your hand ... Nearly 2 months later, I chanced upon your newspaper gesture (was charmed and surprised). Responded back to your listing, but to no avail. Alas! Curiosity may have killed the cat? ... Consider this take two. When: Sept. 3, 2011. Where: The Floridian Restaurant. #1218-1108

MY FAVORITE BARKEEP You approached me outside Cool Moose. Long time no see. I thought you were gone forever.

I have been anxiously waiting your return. Let us drink beer in the park sometime. You pour the beers and I will bring the goblets. You are the man of my daydreams. When: Sept. 14, 2011. Where: Cool Moose Café. #1197-1004

BODACIOUS BURRO BARTENDER You: Model-looking chick workin’ the bar, slender like a traffic light, wondering if you could show me the red-light special? Me: mesmerized, Burro is now my favorite Jax bar. When: Oct. 24, 2011. Where: Burro Bar. #1217-1108

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18, 2011. Where: Curbside in my ‘hood. #1196-0927

SIR, I’M A CATCH I was dancing with friends, you were too.

You spilled your drink down my back and bought me one to make up for it. I wish I had concocted a business proposal sooner! You: Fearless and full of bravado. Me: A fine catch, sir.

Sign that business proposal! When: Aug. 6, 2011?. Where: Lit/ Downtown. #1216-1108 HANDSOME MAN ON HIS BMW You were pumping gas for your motorcycle at the Shell station off Gate Parkway on 9/30/2011, Jacksonville. I watched you thinking … wow! You: Long pony tail, shades and cute dimples. Me: Tall brunette, jeans and t-shirt. I’ve been thinking about you and would love a ride on your bike. Call me. When: Sept. 30, 2011. Where: Shell Gas Station @ Gate Parkway. #1215-1108

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This is an excellent week to head down to Pucon, Chile, hire a daredevil to fly you in a helicopter into the caldera of the active Villarrica volcano, then bungee-jump out of the copter down to within 700 feet of molten lava. If that’s too extreme or expensive for your tastes, devise a milder adventure that’ll still give you a close encounter with primal heat and light and maybe even some divine fire.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): As a mouse looks for food or shelter, it’s flexible enough to fit through a hole as small as a quarter of an inch. You’d benefit from having a talent like that right now. Of course, even if you’re as slippery and pliable as you’ll need to be, you’ll have to be on high alert for inviting possibilities, some of which may be brief or subtle.

For example, let’s say you spy an interesting-looking person with whom you’d love to chat. The window of opportunity may be open for less than 10 seconds. Seize the moment! Don’t get hung up in shyness or convince yourself another chance will come along later.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A Gemini acquaintance, Tara, has been playing a slow-moving game of tag with three friends since they were in second grade together. They’re 27 years old now, and still live in the same city. Currently, Tara is “It,” and has been so for quite some time. She confided that she plans to make a move this week. She says she’ll sneak up on one of the other players during his lunch break at work, tag him and run away before he can tag her back. I told her she’s likely to succeed, since it’s an excellent time for Geminis to gain an advantage in any kind of game you play.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know,” wrote philosopher Eric Hoffer. This is a good idea to contemplate now.

I realize it may be a challenge to figure out what you would rather not know, are afraid to know and might even be allergic to knowing. Still, I hope you make the effort. Maybe you could enlist a smart ally who’d be skillful in helping uncover the taboo truth. And maybe you could formulate an intention to be as objective as you’ve ever been.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Biologists say there are 680 species of trees and shrubs in the U.S. and Canada. By comparison, Lambir Hills National Park on the island of Borneo is home to 1,175 species on its 128 acres. I suspect you’ll feel right at home in places like Lambir Hills in the week ahead.

Your creative urges are running hotter than usual, and are likely to thrive in contexts teeming with lush fertility and rich diversity. Surround yourself with inspirational influences, thereby giving you the best possible chance to express yourself with vivid imagination.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home,” wrote philosopher Dagobert D. Runes. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to refute that assertion. In other words, travel to all your usual haunts and treat everything that happens there with the attitude of a firsttime visitor. Just assume the familiar people and places in your life have stimulating gifts to give and lessons to impart. Remember, though, they can’t do that to the fullest unless you expect them to.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The human brain is made of 30 percent protein and 70 percent fat. So it’s not wrong to call you a fathead.

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essential fatty acids your body doesn’t manufacture: omega-3 ALA and omega-6 LA. Since you’re in a “brainbuilding” phase of your astrological cycle, get more than your minimum requirements of these. Not to resurrect an out-of-fashion slang term, but I suggest you also expose yourself to a lot of extraordinarily phat sources of intellectual stimulation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The mawashi is the loincloth that Japanese sumo wrestlers wear when competing. It’s rare for the garment to come off, even in the heat of a match, but it did happen in 2000, when wrestler Asanokiri was suddenly standing naked during his bout with Chiyohakuho. In conformity with sumo’s rules, Asanokiri was immediately disqualified. I don’t think you’re at risk to be rendered literally unclothed in the heat of a showdown or a plot twist, but I do advise you take extra precaution to prevent a metaphorical version of that. Get your act very together, and keep it that way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Dear Mr. Brezsny: My name is Sonny McGee and I own a website that caters to people addicted to playing poker. I’m a big fan of your horoscopes, and I’m wondering if you’d like to advertise your work to our audience. Gamblers love astrology! Get in touch. — Sagittarian Wheeler Dealer.” Dear Wheeler Dealer: Thanks for your interest, but I’ll pass. I don’t like to encourage anyone to focus their gambling urges on trivial matters like card games, sports events and lotteries. I prefer they direct that mojo to high-minded stuff like daring themselves to excel, pursuing exciting and idealistic adventures, and doing brave things to help save the world. By the way, it’s prime time to ratchet up your commitment to those kinds of gambles.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I hope you’re not so perversely attached to your demons that you’re inclined to keep providing them with a comfortable home. Why? Because the weeks ahead are an excellent time to permanently banish them from the premises. I know it may seem lonely at first without their nagging, disruptive voices chattering in your head, but I encourage you to bid them adieu. By the way, as you plan your exorcism, you may want to include a humorous touch or two. They’re allergic to satire and mockery.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Beauvais Cathedral in northern France has been called “the most daring achievement of Gothic architecture.” Its soaring facades, carved wooden doors, stained glass windows and astronomical clock demonstrate high artistry. There’s a problem with the place, though — it’s never been completed. Work began in the year 1225, and experts are still talking about how to solve certain ongoing difficulties with its construction.

I don’t know when the happy ending will occur, but I do expect that in 2012 you’ll be able to put the finishing touches on your own version of Beauvais Cathedral.

Now’s a good time to formulate definite plans to do so.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In my prayers, I’ve been negotiating with the Goddess to grant you the power to change the course of rivers, at least in a metaphorical way. I’ve beseeched her to show you how to overthrow the Puppet Master and convert overwrought hawks into savvy doves. She seems to be seriously considering these appeals, even hinting she may offer you instructions on how to shape a new Adam out of one of Eve’s ribs, mythically speaking. In return, she has one request: Do what you can to make sure the sun rises on schedule for the next 10 days.

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Cost and Casualties

The global fight for human rights should include the eradication of child abuse

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hild welfare professionals believe our role is to prevent continued abuse of children. In our effort to keep children safe, we often remove those alleged to be maltreated from their homes and families. We then require their parents to complete case plan tasks designed to remedy the harm that brought the children into care. We determine if and when it is safe for the children to be reunified with their families. Sometimes, when parents are unwilling or unable to complete court-ordered tasks, we permanently sever the parent/child relationship, and place the children for adoption into new, permanent families.

Thousands of us in the child welfare system work tirelessly every day to ensure our children’s safety and care. Our staff and volunteers spend countless hours training to become experts on the issue of child abuse, studying the psychological impact of abuse, the impact of trauma and the impact of abuse on childhood brain development. We learn all we can about domestic violence and addictions. However, I believe we’ve failed to consider child abuse as a global issue that is greater than the sum of its parts. The abuse of children is a violation of their human rights, not simply a symptom of intergenerational abuse, substance addiction or mental illness.

Human rights are those basic rights and freedoms all people are entitled to regardless of nationality, sex, national or ethnic origin, race, religion, language or other status. Children are entitled to even greater protections because of their vulnerability. In addition to their basic right to be provided food, clothing, shelter, an education and medical care, all children are entitled to being physically, mentally and emotionally free from abuse. If we make this belief the foundation of our work, we should see our roles not as preventers of abuse, but as guardians of our children’s fundamental human rights. We’d develop a true and constant sense of urgency about protecting the rights of children.

The United Nations, in the preamble to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, notes that “disregard and contempt for human rights have resulted in barbarous acts which have outraged the conscience of mankind.” Every day, we are outraged when we read or hear in the news about children who have been abused.

In the juvenile dependency system, we see the impact of the most “barbarous acts” which have been carried out against children every day.

The nationwide statistics on child abuse are alarming. Across the U.S., approximately 3.3 million allegations of child abuse and neglect involving 6 million children were made to child protective agencies in 2009. An estimated 763,000 children were substantiated as victims of child maltreatment in the same year.

African-American children, AmericanIndian or Alaska-Native children and children of multiple races had the highest rates of victimization at 15.1, 11.6, and 12.4 victims per

1,000 children, respectively. Hispanic children and Caucasian children had rates of 8.7 and 7.8 per 1,000 children. Asian children had the lowest rate of 2.0 per 1,000 children. Nearly one-half of all victims were white (44 percent), one-fifth were African-American (22.3 percent) and one fifth were Hispanic (20.7 percent).

Nationally, an estimated 1,770 children died

$100 billion in combined costs should be enough of an incentive for all of us in the Northeast Florida community to make the protection of our children’s rights a priority.

We can no longer afford to ignore our children’s cries for help. Abused children are in our community. They live in the shadows

Every day, we’re outraged when we read or hear in the news about children who have been abused.

In the juvenile dependency system, we see the impact of the most barbarous acts that have been carried out against children every day. from abuse or neglect. Children 0-4 years old accounted for 80.8 percent of child fatalities.

Children younger than one accounted for 46.2 percent of all child fatalities. On Sept. 30, 2009, there were 423,773 children in foster care, spending a median of 15.4 months there.

Isn’t it time we ask ourselves, as a community, “What are we doing to safeguard our children’s human rights?” Outside of those of us involved in the dependency court system, how are we as a community ensuring that all the fundamental rights to which our children are entitled are being guaranteed?

The statistics tell us we can no longer continue to define the problem as an abuse issue to be solved by experts. Instead, we need to define child maltreatment as a human rights issue and, as a community, commit to being part of the solution. Our children are in crisis. We should all be sharing in ensuring that our children’s fundamental rights are protected.

If the barbarous acts of abuse haven’t outraged our community’s conscience, perhaps the annual cost of child abuse and neglect in the United States will. In 2010, the estimated direct cost of abuse was approximately $33 billion, broken down as follows: Services Estimated Annual Cost Hospitalization $6,625,959,263 Mental Health Care System $1,080,706,049 Child Welfare Services System $25,361,329,051 Law Enforcement $33,307,770 Total Direct Cost $33,101,302,133 Equally disturbing are the indirect costs: Services Estimated Annual Indirect Cost Special Education $2,410,306,242 Juvenile Delinquency $7,174,814,134 Mental Health and Health Care $67,863,457 Adult Criminal Justice System $27,979,811,982 Lost Productivity to Society $33,019,919,544 Total Indirect Cost $70,652,715,359

of all of our lives. She might be the little girl in your child’s class who has unexplained scars or bruises, or he may be the lonely child at the park who doesn’t join in the games. We all have an obligation to protect the rights of our children.

One of the ways you can help is to volunteer. Become a Guardian ad Litem volunteer. GAL volunteers are part of a statewide organization which trains and supports volunteers — people just like you — to speak and act as advocates for the best interests of abused and neglected children.

Through this advocacy, they ensure all our children’s rights are protected. With the help of a GAL volunteer, a child is half as likely to languish in the foster care system, and much more likely to find a safe, permanent home. However, only about 66 percent of the children currently in care in our community have access to a volunteer. To ensure that every child in foster care has an advocate, the GAL Program is actively recruiting more volunteers.

Every child has the right to thrive, to be treated with dignity and to live in a safe, loving home. Every child deserves a fighting chance. Once grown, these children could be our future lawyers, doctors, teachers and leaders. Children with a GAL volunteer understand their potential, and learn to believe in themselves. Th at is our community’s opportunity and our challenge.

I invite everyone who has a heart for children to join us, and become a champion for their human rights. Call the Guardian ad Litem Program at (904) 630-1200 and find out how you can help.

Hilary A. Creary

Creary is the director of the Guardian ad Litem program for the Fourth Judicial Circuit, which includes Duval, Clay and Nassau counties.

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