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18 36 EDITOR’S NOTE Everyone has an opinion about education – and teachers. p. 4 NEWS Charter schools are here to stay, but some argue for a more level playing field for traditional schools. p. 7 BUZZ Major league soccer returns to Jacksonville, a new place to pay traffic tickets, a management shakeup at JEA, St. Augustine protects against discrimination based on sexual orientation, and a new radio station. p. 7 BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS Don Redman, Jacksonville Jaguars Foundation and Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll. p. 9 SPORTSTALK In the NFL, alcohol seems to get a pass. p. 10 ON THE COVER Antique Animals rally around their frontman and his music. p. 11

adaptation of the classic novel? p. 19 MUSIC Rhode Island rapper Sage Francis sticks to his self-referential Golden Era guns. p. 23 Gainesville’s Dikembe and Orlando’s You Blew It! put a positive spin on the much-maligned “emo” punk genre. p. 24 This year’s holiday CDs feature veteran and new artists and plenty of stylistic variety. p. 25 HAPPENINGS New Comedy Club of Jacksonville serves up tasteful adult humor with a rating system for content and language. p. 32 BITE-SIZED New San Marco eatery builds a better biscuit. p. 36 BACKPAGE We should care about the men and women who put food on our tables. p. 47

MOVIES “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”: The storytelling is dwarfed by familiar characters and stunning visuals. p. 18

MAIL p. 5 THE EYE p. 26 LIVE MUSIC LISTING p. 27 HAPPENINGS p. 33 ARTS LISTING p. 34 DINING GUIDE p. 37 FREEWILL ASTROLOGY p. 42 I SAW U p. 43 CLASSIFIEDS p. 44 NEWS OF THE WEIRD p. 46

“Anna Karenina”: Why make another film

Cover design: Chad Smith Photo: Walter Coker

OUR PICKS “I Hate the Holidays Show,” JJ Grey & Mofro with Swamp Cabbage, “The Santaland Diaries,” Consider the Source, Sweet Lu, ZOOLights. p. 17

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Shades of Grades

Everyone has an opinion about education – and teachers

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t’s tough being a teacher today. Inside the classroom, they’re faced with less time to teach due to incessant testing and shorter school days due to budget cuts. Many students are unprepared from the time they enter kindergarten and continue to fall behind in each grade because most teachers don’t have time to give them the extra support they need and many kids don’t get that support at home. Outside the classroom, teachers are the target of politicians who think educators are overpaid and underperforming. If students aren’t doing well on the FCAT, it must be the teachers’ fault. The Florida Department of Education released its new system for evaluating teachers with what it calls a value-added model — the difference between the learning growth a student makes and the statistical predicted learning growth the student should have earned based on previous performance. According to the DOE report, 93 percent of classroom teachers in Clay, Duval, Nassau and St. Johns County school districts are rated highly effective or effective. Of the 11,730 teachers evaluated, only four — all from Duval County — were labeled unsatisfactory. Nearly 92 percent of teachers rated effective or highly effective at the 21 D schools in Northeast Florida. At the area’s two F schools, both in Duval, about 87 percent rated effective or highly effective. There are problems with the school grading system and the FCAT testing it’s based on, but it makes you wonder if this “value-added” equation has any meaning. Of course, it’s also possible to have good teachers who can’t perform miracles at schools with multiple challenges. Despite these high teacher ratings, state and local teachers unions oppose the value-added portion of the evaluation because some teachers of non-FCAT classes are forced to accept schoolwide averages for their value-added score. The state says there might be cases where teachers’ value-added scores are inaccurate because they erroneously include or exclude students. So much for math. An equation can only spit out good data if you enter good data into it. The value-added calculation is half of a teacher’s total evaluation. The other half comes from observations made by principals who give teachers highly effective, effective, needs improvement or unsatisfactory ratings. Florida’s best-performing district, St. Johns County, has been working on how it conducts its teacher observations. Brennan Asplen, St. Johns County’s associate superintendent of human resources, told The Florida Times-Union the district spent all last year training principals on “inter-rater reliability.” “What we want is for evaluators to go into a classroom and each come up with the same result no matter who’s evaluating a teacher,” Brennan told the Times-Union. That’s a good idea, assuming that the evaluators are observing the right things. One Duval County teacher told me when someone showed up to observe her class, they were taking a test. The evaluator stayed anyway and observed the class during the test. That’s not a very fair evaluation of a teacher’s skills. According to a July 2012 Orlando Sentinel story, education researcher Robert Marzano’s classroom-observation system was chosen as Florida’s model, then adopted by 31 school

MEET THE NEW SUPERINTENDENT Duval County Public Schools Superintendent Nikolai Vitti has scheduled 6 p.m. town hall meetings. Jan. 8: Englewood High School Jan. 15: Ribault High School Jan. 17: Raines High School Jan. 22: Ed White High School Jan. 24: Mandarin High School districts. Teachers across the state say the system meant to improve teaching instead reduces their work to what one educator called a “humongous checklist” of “artificial gestures.” “I definitely felt it didn’t capture everything I was doing,” Seminole County English teacher Liz Randall told the Orlando Sentinel. Meanwhile, more people are talking about education than ever. That should be a good thing. Everyone has a stake in the education of our children — and everyone has an opinion. Jacksonville Public Education Foundation conducted the One by One campaign, which included 169 conversations with 1,649 participants from around the city who shared their aspirations for Duval County public schools. Fifteen themes were identified and prioritized at regional meetings in November. JPEF is seeking approximately 100 delegates throughout Duval County at a meeting on Jan. 5 (apply at onebyonejax.org). JPEF also recently launched a new website, schoolfactsjax.org, to make school data easier to access and compare. Alvin Brown likes to call himself the city of Jacksonville’s first “Education Mayor.” He appointed Donnie Horner as education commissioner in July 2011, on loan from Jacksonville University’s Davis College of Business, at the cost of $1. The position reports directly to Brown and acts as his senior policy adviser. The office also has a program manager whose salary is funded by Florida Blue. The mayor touts that the education commissioner office operates at no cost to taxpayers. That’s a good thing because the mayor has no authority over education. Of course, there are things he and the city can do to help. In October, Brown announced a summit on Feb. 28 and March 1 aimed at improving education quality here. Comedian Bill Cosby will kick off the first day with school visits and an evening performance to raise $2 million to help the city pay for education initiatives like Brown’s Learn2Earn and mentoring programs. The second day will focus on helping groups interested in education cooperate and divvy up responsibilities. These are noble efforts on the part of outside entities, but Duval County’s new superintendent Nikolai Vitti and a newly elected School Board need to take the reins. They also need to know where they need help and how to direct it. One of the most useful things they can do is quickly figure out how close or how far off target these value-added evaluations are. How do they compare to what is being observed in the classroom? And what does highly effective instruction look like? There is a need to grade teachers, just as there is a necessity to grade students. But students are not widgets. Any system of evaluation that doesn’t take into consideration the personalized instruction some kids need is a bad one. Denise M. Reagan dreagan@folioweekly.com twitter.com/denisereagan

From a Parent’s Point of View

After reading Chris Guerrieri’s Backpage Editorial of Nov. 13, I am in agreement with the reality that there need to be programs focused on providing alternatives to our one-size-fitsall system. One size does not fit all when it comes to people in general, and I say that as a parent of three children, with two of them in the public school system. All three of my children have different interests, personalities and dreams. The idea of steering them all in the same direction, rather than focusing on their individual needs, seems like a disservice to their individuality. Guerrieri’s stance seems to be one that supports bolstering individual strengths for further development and future goals, rather than focusing on trying to bring weaknesses up to par in order to go to college. My oldest daughter is a sophomore at a local high school. While primarily an A/B student, math has never been her strong suit. She received her first C in eighth grade in Algebra I. Last year, she took geometry and finished the year with a C for the class. She is now taking Algebra II and chemistry, and her first semester grades in those

All three of my children have different interests, personalities and dreams. The idea of steering them all in the same direction, rather than focusing on their individual needs, seems like a disservice to their individuality. classes were D in chemistry and an F in Algebra II. Her other grades were three As and 2 Bs. I met with her Algebra II and chemistry teachers and was given a clearer picture of her lack of success in these classes. The teachers were clear that both Algebra II and chemistry rely on a strong foundation of Algebra I. Her Algebra II teacher said that, unfortunately, students who take Algebra I in eighth grade are rarely taught the entire curriculum; most only finish through half of it by the time the school year has ended and don’t have a strong foundation. So I called her guidance counselor to find out if she can switch out of Algebra II back to Algebra I, to get the strong foundation. In a nutshell, she cannot retake it since she passed with a C. I think it’s obvious that getting the C in Algebra I does not prove that she knows or understands the material for it to be used as a building block for advancement in other courses. If all that is required of students to pass a course is a C, then that gives the impression that a 2.0 average is enough to get into college. And let’s be realistic: Ideally, we want students to be successful in college, not just get in. With all of that being said, after reading Dennis Egan’s response in the Nov. 27 issue, I can’t help but wonder why he considers it “giving up” on students if they are steered in the direction that they are most interested in and given the opportunity to explore fully that option. Some students will choose vocational

training, and some will choose college. There is a need for both in the workplace. And shouldn’t we be preparing students to be successful in their interests and not just get by? A friend of mine graduated from high school and did not pursue college afterward. He could have and had the grades to take his pick. However, he went in the direction of his biggest interest and strength, which was working on cars. He started at a dealership in the service department. Advancement came through proving himself through the years, and he is now a service manager at the same dealership. While there was plenty of on-thejob training, there were certifications that he had to acquire in order to advance in the ranks. However, the certifications were in his field of interest and for his chosen profession, so those facts, coupled with his interest, made for a very “interested” student and worker. Egan’s point of view is one of a chemistry teacher at a magnet high school. If I have three children in my household who are different from each other in every way other than genetics, then the high schools must look like a complete hodgepodge, which is fine. Trying to make square pegs fit into round holes does nothing more than cause frustration. There is nothing wrong with wanting to steer students to follow their strengths. It sounds like Egan’s biggest issue is the need to defend chemistry as a necessary course. Kavita Broussard Jacksonville via email

Live Your Beliefs

As the year comes to an end, I want to remind this community that because of rampant homophobia, Jacksonville still does not have a GLBT equal rights amendment. If you are injured in a traffic accident, should all rescue workers be required to state their sexual preference before rushing you off to the hospital? Before receiving emergency room care, do you want to know if any member of the emergency room staff is GLBT? Should you have a liver, heart, lung or other organ transplant, any number of surgeons or operating room nurses or anesthetists might be gay or lesbian; so could be the male or female nurse who changes your sheets and sees that you are comfortable while recovering. I have a rhetorical question to City Councilmember Don Redman and First Baptist Church senior pastor Mac Brunson, both of whom apparently fear the GLBT equal rights movement: If, per chance, you should need an organ or cornea transplant, do you not have an obligation to refuse any organs donated by a member of the GLBT community? Can you imagine having to live every day knowing the donated heart beating in your chest or liver or kidneys, processing any number of necessary tasks that keep you alive, once belonged to a gay man or lesbian woman? Thousands of very sick individuals whose time on Earth may be only days or hours are praying for any available organ and couldn’t care less where it comes from. Councilmember Redman, Dr. Brunson and all of you who oppose Jacksonville’s gay rights amendment, do the right thing and make your doctors aware that you will only accept an organ transplant that comes from a straight man or women. The Bible makes several references encouraging giving rather than receiving. Can you think of a more Christian gift during the

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holidays than passing on an organ donated by an individual whose beliefs, actions and sexual preferences are diametrically opposed to yours? Rick Mansfield Ponte Vedra via email

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If you are injured in a traffic accident, should all rescue workers be required to state their sexual preference before rushing you off to the hospital? Corrections and Change in Assertions on Previous Letter on Stimulus In my previous letter [“The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act Was Not a Bargain,” Nov. 13], I didn’t clarify the type of batteries that Saft America would produce in Jacksonville and made one major error regarding salaries. Saft will not be making batteries for automobiles. As noted by Saft business development manager Jim McDowall in the Jacksonville Business Journal, “In the first several years, the plant will concentrate on producing batteries that enable users to store electricity generated through solar and wind power. … The batteries are about the size of a 12-ounce soda can, but a bit taller and slimmer.” The Business Journal story stated about $95.5 million worth of federal stimulus (ARRA) funding will help pay for Haskell’s building of the highly-automated plant. It said the average annual wage of a plant worker will be about $44,800. According to a different Business Journal story, the average 2011 salary in Jacksonville was $41,370, so Saft pays just slightly above average. Instead of the $100,000 average salary I estimated based on salaries at other manufacturing facilities (such as the big three auto plants and steel mills), the average salary at Saft is less than half that amount. The payroll then becomes $12.5 million. This correction means the employees’ income and employer’s payroll taxes multiplied by 279, and not 300, based on averages, is actually $3.425 million. Using the multiplier for transit projects (which is higher than industry in general), the total federal taxes generated in the community is $6.165 million. Even with the lower salaries, Saft is still good for Jacksonville. The conclusion still remains that the distribution of ARRA funds was not well thought out. Based on this corrected information, it will take about 14 years for the ARRA funds spent on Saft Jacksonville to be recovered. Bruce A. Fouraker Jacksonville via email

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Gooooooaaal! Major League Soccer is returning to Jacksonville – at least for a while. The Philadelphia Union has agreed to host an annual exhibition match at EverBank Field each February for three years. The first one, on Feb. 15, is against a team yet to be announced. Tickets are already on sale. Mayor Alvin Brown said in a news release that Jacksonville has a strong interest in soccer, pointing out that 45,000 fans attended the U.S. Men’s National Team match at EverBank Field last May. In the early ’80s, the Tea Men were a local soccer team – the mayor said he’d like a soccer team and an NBA team to move to Jacksonville.

Redirected Traffic Starting the day after Christmas, folks wanting to pay a traffic ticket or attend a traffic-related court session will have to go to the new courthouse downtown, instead of the Beach Boulevard location they’ve been using for 25 years. The new office, open 8 a.m.-5 p.m., has the misdemeanor department in the eastside lobby. City officials say the move will save money. The city paid $644,000 last year; utility costs were about $69,000. There’s no word yet on whether the lines to pay tickets will be as long as they were at the Southside location.

Warhol Foundation Supports MOCA The Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts awarded a $75,000 grant to the Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville for the museum’s Project Atrium series. The foundation focuses its grants on scholarly exhibitions at museums, curatorial research, visual arts programming and efforts to promote health, welfare and First Amendment rights of artists. Project Atrium, showing Ian Bogost’s videogame installation “Simony” (pictured) through March 10, has featured exhibits of works of national artists Melanie Pullen, Gustavo Godoy, Mark Licari and Tristin Lowe in past installations.

Building Better Schools?

Charter schools are here to stay, but some argue for a more level playing field for traditional schools

uval County School Superintendent Nikolai Vitti sees value in charter schools, in that they provide parents a school choice, but he is disturbed by the myth and the political ideology in Tallahassee that the schools are better than traditional public schools. Charter schools have been around since 1996, and now 574 charter schools are operating in 44 Florida counties, teaching approximately 200,000 students. What started out as an educational movement has turned into a $400-million-ayear business backed by real estate developers and promoted by politicians, the Miami Herald reported in its investigation into charter schools. Charter schools are publicly funded, nonsectarian institutions that operate under a contract with the School Board. Charter schools are open to all students, though the majority of those attending are at-risk students. Nassau and Clay counties have no charter schools; St. Johns County has four regular charter schools and two operated by the Arc of the St. Johns, for students with intellectual and developmental disabilities. Two companies that had applied for new charter schools in St. Johns County recently withdrew their applications. For-profit management companies control many of these new schools. There is no limit on how much a charter school can pay a management company, the DOE said. “In many instances, the educational mission of the school clashed with the profit-making mission of the management company,” the Herald reported in a story published Dec. 10, 2011 (hrld.us/QWWDrk). Charter schools receive the same $5,400-per-student funding as the non-charter schools. Based on about 5,000 charter school

students in Duval County, the district spends at least $27 million a year to fund them — that figure could grow to $44 million next year, based on projections made by potential charter schools of a total of 8,300 students. At the Dec. 5 meeting of the Duval County School Board, applications from 12 companies were approved and two were rejected. Another application had been approved in October. If the board can reach a contract with these companies and they have adequate financing and meet other state requirements, they can join the list of 21 more charter schools in the county. If approved, some of the charter schools opening next year will cater to single gender students; the curriculum of two others focuses on leadership and several opening institutions focus on students who’ve dropped out or are at risk of dropping out. One of the proposed schools, Florida Virtual Academies, is run by K12, the nation’s largest online educator, which has been investigated in Georgia, Florida and Colorado. The Florida Virtual Academies public school option would serve up to 400 students in kindergarten through eighth grade, with plans to expand through high school, said Jeff Kwitowski, a company spokesperson. U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown, a Jacksonville Democrat, wrote a letter on Oct. 15 to U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan, asking him to order an investigation of K12. David Simon, a spokesperson for Brown, said they’ve not heard back from Duncan. K12 said allegations that the company may have used uncertified teachers for Seminole County Schools are incorrect and added that it is working with the inspector general of the Department of Education to resolve the issues. The inspector general’s report is not

yet available. “The investigation is currently in the writing and revision phase. We hope to have a draft early next year after which K12 will have an opportunity to respond per Florida law,” said Cheryl Etters, a DOE spokesman. USA Today reported that K12 spent $21.5 million in advertising in the first eight months of 2012. A USA Today analysis found that 10 of the largest for-profit online charter school operators spent $94.4 million on ads since 2007. K12 places its ads on Nickelodeon, The Cartoon Network and VampireFreaks.com, which calls itself “the Web’s largest community for dark alternative culture” (usat.ly/QWXh82). Vitti and the School Board are frustrated over the fact that they must approve a charter school if it meets state standards. “We have to say enough is enough at some point,” said Board member Becki Couch. “When are we going to ask the question: ‘Are we being fiscally responsible with the taxpayer money?’ ” She said the school system doesn’t know each year how many applications it will get for new charter schools, making it difficult to plan ahead. Local school officials are concerned that the approval must come even though the district has no control over curriculum content, if a charter school is needed in a certain area, whether it fills a gap by offering courses or programs not available in traditional schools or if it meshes with the district’s strategic plan. “I would never prevent parents from having choices; what I don’t like is that we cannot place charter schools within our strategic plan,” Vitti said in an interview with Folio Weekly. The district is now entering the contract phase with the proposed charter schools. The district will voice its concerns when creating the contracts, Vitti said. DECEMBER 18-24, 2012 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 7

NewsBuzz Doing What Jacksonville Couldn’t The St. Augustine City Commission has voted unanimously to pass an ordinance protecting against discrimination based on sexual orientation when it comes to renting or buying a home, according to The St. Augustine Record. In August, Jacksonville attempted to pass a similar ordinance, but it failed 10-9. St. Augustine already has an ordinance protecting against discrimination based on age, gender, race and national origin. The new change adds sexual orientation to the protected classes.

JEA Management Shakeup In a management shakeup billed as a step toward improved effi ciency and customer attitudes, five JEA executives left the city-owned utility Dec. 10. Gone are Scott Kelly, vice-president of water and wastewater; Marlene Murphy-Roach, vice-president of customer relationships; Greg Perrine, vicepresident of shared services; Athena Mann, vice-president of environmental services and Susan Hughes, chief human resources officer. Hughes had announced plans to retire. A news release revealed the departures occurred Monday “in order to streamline JEA without as long a transition period as originally planned.” The utility is trying the fill the positions of chief financial officer, human resources chief and a new one, chief customer officer.

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“We are being much more thorough and engaged to ensure [that] when the schools set up shop, they can be successful,” Vitti said. Charter schools often have innovative missions and approaches to teaching. Some schools focus on the arts, sciences and technologies, while others serve students at risk of academic failure and students with disabilities. Calls and emails to several Duval County charter schools, seeking comment, were not returned. “This next agreement gives the charter school a measure of expanded freedom relative to traditional public schools in return for a commitment of higher standards of accountability,” the Florida Department of Education states on its website. “There is frustration that we are not on an equal playing field” against charter schools, which have more flexibility on class sizes, materials and capital funding, Vitti said. “What is fair for charter schools should be fair for regular schools,” Vitti said. Vitti said he has problems with the ideology in Tallahassee that charter schools are better than traditional or non-charter schools. Using a chart prepared by his staff, Vitti showed that Duval County students enrolled in traditional schools outperformed those in charter schools in most areas, especially in reading and math at the elementary and high school levels. Fourth-grade students enrolled in Duval County’s traditional schools outperformed fourth-grade students throughout the state in areas of mathematics. “I think the public is not aware that we are outperforming most charter schools,” Couch said. However, in a report on Florida’s charter schools, the DOE said it made 96 comparisons of regular schools to charter schools and found the percentage of students making learning gains was higher in charter schools in 79 of the 96 comparisons, while the percentage of students in public schools making learning gains was higher in only 7 of the 96 comparisons. In the 2010-’11 school year, 52 percent of charter schools received an A grade, 13 percent earned a B, 14 percent a C, 5 percent a D and 5 percent earned an F. The other 11 percent represents 40 charter schools that were not graded. Exempted schools include Department of Juvenile Justice schools, special-education schools and alternative schools. Among non-charter schools in the same year, 53 percent received an A grade, 23 percent a B, 18 percent a C, 5 percent a D grade and 1 percent an F grade.

Those in favor of charter schools say the choice provides a vehicle for teaching in specialized areas. Those opposed to charter schools say the schools siphon dollars out of education systems and are overseen by boards not responsible to an elected school board. The DOE said charter schools are becoming increasingly diverse. In 2011-’12, 64 percent of the students served were minorities, with Hispanics representing 36 percent and African Americans representing 23 percent. Stan Smith, a University of Central Florida professor of finance, reviewed state education statistics and questioned the state’s assertions that charter schools were superior. Smith claims that the income level of the student has a huge impact on school and student performance and should be factored in to determine if charter schools are more effective. “The numbers tell us that we should question the state’s increasing emphasis on charter schools because, as a group, they underperform traditional public schools,” he said. “The charter supporters often strongly believe that the free market and competition will lead to better schools. My results suggest that the average charter does not perform as well as non-charters. Their faith is so strong [that] they discount any evidence that is contrary to their faith,” he said. State Sen. John Thrasher shocked some residents with remarks about charter schools in August. At the time, two companies were planning to open two new charter schools in St. Johns County. Those plans were recently withdrawn. When told of the plans, Thrasher said he didn’t know why charter companies wanted to come to a successful district such as St. Johns County. “Why fix or try to fix something that is not broken?” Thrasher said, according to the St. Augustine Record. “People are happy with the schools, they’re doing well and they do a good job.” He said it was important for people to have a choice when schools were “truly failing.” Thrasher, a proponent of charter schools, is chairman of the Senate rules committee and sits on the appropriations committee and appropriations committee on education. The debate over the best way to educate the state’s school children is likely to continue. “This has become a hot topic. It’s not about politics. It is making sure every child has access to quality schools,” Duval County School Board member Becki Couch said. Ron Word rword@folioweekly.com

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Brickbats to City Councilmember Don Redman for pushing a resolution asking Mayor Alvin Brown to remove all the tables and chairs from downtown Jacksonville’s Hemming Plaza. Redman said the removal “should result in making Hemming Plaza less desirable for those exhibiting unruly or otherwise bad behavior.” The resolution said “transients and homeless” occupy the park and stay all day to “socialize and play cards.” Maybe we misunderstood, but isn’t that what parks are for? Bouquets to the Jacksonville Jaguars Foundation and President Peter Racine for activities helping both people and animals. The foundation held an ice cream party on Dec. 11 to celebrate awarding $1.25 million in grants to Northeast Florida Youth Programs. Racine also announced a $50,000 donation to the Jacksonville Humane Society for kids’ educational and outreach programs. To top it off, the Jaguars held their annual blood drive with The Blood Alliance at EverBank Field on Dec. 11, attracting 863 donors. Brickbats to Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll for releasing a meaningless report on Florida’s Stand Your Ground law. The 19-member Citizen Safety & Protection Task Force was created by Gov. Rick Scott in April, weeks after the Sanford killing of unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. Following its six-month investigation, the group reaffirmed the basic tenants of the law, and recommended neighborhood watch volunteers be limited to “observing, watching and reporting.” Critics say the Republican-dominated commission was primarily made up of those who support the law.

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Death, Distilled

In the NFL, alcohol seems to get a pass

or fans of professional football, this is the best time of the year. The good teams continue their fight for playoff spots, and the bad ones have already started thinking about their picks in next spring’s draft. There is, however, a serious problem with the league: substance abuse and its ramifications. I’m not talking about marijuana, cocaine, heroin or another illegal drug. I’m talking about alcohol, a contributor to three NFLrelated deaths in the last few weeks. We were all quite shocked when Jovan Belcher, a linebacker for the Kansas City Chiefs, killed his girlfriend Kasandra Perkins, then drove to Arrowhead Stadium and shot himself in front of his coach and the Chiefs’ general manager. Investigators believe alcohol, as well as stress in the relationship between

Time moves on in the NFL, but the memes repeat. It was unsurprising to hear that Dallas Cowboys defensive tackle Josh Brent was arrested and charged with intoxicated vehicular manslaughter after driving at a high rate of speed and flipping his car, killing his passenger, practice squad member Jerry Brown, his erstwhile University of Illinois teammate, who played for the Jacksonville Sharks when they won Arena Bowl XXIV in 2011. The Associated Press reported that Brent was arrested in February 2009 near the Illinois campus for DUI, driving on a suspended license and speeding. He was sentenced to two years probation, 200 hours of community service and an approximate $2,000 fine. After his plea deal, prosecutors dropped the aggravated DUI/no valid driver’s license charge. According to the

The same press corps that lays into athletes for smoking weed seems to take a “boys will be boys” approach to athletes driving drunk. Belcher and Perkins, played roles in the deaths, according to a police source that spoke to Newsday. The murder-suicide created a media reaction reminiscent of the one that followed the shocking news that professional wrestler Chris Benoit had killed his wife and his specialneeds child, and then himself, in 2007. When that happened, his company, World Wrestling Entertainment, initially struggled how to handle the tragedy — especially before all the relevant information was in. There were televised tributes at first, before it was publicly known that Benoit was responsible for the killings. Then, the company erased Benoit from its database — scrubbing its vast historical record of his many title matches and promos. Benoit was arguably one of the best wrestlers in the world, but his atrocities necessitated his historical erasure. The NFL faced a different set of pressures when Belcher killed the mother of their daughter, then killed himself. The closest analogue was Chris Henry’s death; he had a history of substance abuse issues that abruptly ended when he fell from the back of a pickup truck during a domestic dispute in 2009. Most of those who discussed it described Belcher in positive ways — “hard-working” and all of that. Obviously — he went from being an undrafted player to a four-year starter in the NFL. There were warning signs with Belcher, such as relationship violence and impulsecontrol issues from his college days, when he punched out a window over a girl, according to USA Today. Still, the NFL memorialized him, somehow paying tribute to his life independent of the final, brutal act. 10 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | DECEMBER 18-24, 2012

AP, court records show that Brent completed his probation in July 2011. “I am devastated and filled with grief,” Brent’s statement said. “Filled with grief for the loss of my close friend and teammate, Jerry Brown. I am also grief-stricken for his family, friends and all who were blessed enough to have known him.” Sadness is a legitimate response when one’s actions kill a close friend. But where is condemnation from the media? The same press corps that lays into athletes for smoking weed, as happened to Ricky Williams and so many others, seems to take a “boys will be boys” approach to driving drunk, unless they involve rookies, like Jaguars wide receiver Justin Blackmon, whose mea culpa made headlines last offseason. Is it because alcohol is a legal drug or because many journalists drink? Whatever the reason, somehow the media covering the National Football League can report on three deaths in a week and not mention that the common element was alcohol. Much is made of the NFL concussion epidemic and how repeated traumas age the brain prematurely. What happens when those blows are mixed with alcohol and meds, as well as natural biochemistry issues of athletes in their 20s? The media has done a great job, finally, talking about concussions; there’s no shortage of anti-drug columns. Why, then, is there not a similar vigilance about alcohol abuse, given the recurrent issues NFL players have with it? AG Gancarski themail@folioweekly.com twitter.com/aggancarski

Antique Animals rally around their frontman and his music Story by John E. Citrone Photos by Walter Coker

OE SHUCK SINGS WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.

When Antique Animals frontman Joe Shuck is singing, he seems oblivious, tangled up in each song, focused on each lyric.

When he does open them, for a passing glance at an audience or band member, he grins or raises an eyebrow, then slips softly back into his private world of strums and wails. This introversion, this self-imposed isolation, could be interpreted as off-putting affectation were Shuck not so disarming. But he looks like a nice guy, and the songs — well, they’re damn good. Lanky and pale, acoustic guitar slung high, Shuck is mid-set at the recent One Spark Town Hall performance at The Florida Theatre in downtown Jacksonville. His six-piece band, Antique Animals, is jammed into a tiny corner of the red-carpeted lobby. Framed by a decorative arch, nearly elbow-to-elbow and too loud for such an intimate space, they’re pulling it off. The pre-meeting gathering is modest but growing, and most of the attendees are actually listening. The ensemble moves smoothly through its set, a collection of songs that ranges from gypsy folk and ’60s hipster pop to sea shanties and moody acoustic ballads. Dressed sloppy-neat in muted tones, a beige dress jacket and blue suspenders his most eccentric features, Shuck is part Morrissey, part Nick Heyward. He’d probably deny the former comparison and is probably too young for the latter to have any resonance, but his voice is a roiling mixture of both. The band is a mish-mosh of characters, each with his own aura. There’s Mike Boff, the blithe, ponytailed bassist; Milan Algood, the bushy-bearded and dreadlocked drummer; Angel Garcia, the jovial keyboardist; Daniel Hunting, the unassuming guitarist; and Sergio Valdez, the mild-mannered trumpeter. Despite the aesthetic disparity, despite the challenge of performing in such cramped quarters (they thought they’d be playing on the theater’s

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When a songwriter like Shuck turns over his piece to a band, it usually requires a leap of faith, a depth of trust that normally exists between lovers or family members. But Shuck is completely confident in his band, and he should be.

stage), the sextet easily coalesces musically. When the band breaks down for the sing-along section of “I Got the Joy,” they all join in, as does a good portion of the audience. During the ballad “One Chance,” a couple dances cheek-to-cheek. Shuck seems oblivious, tangled up in each song, focused on each lyric. When he is asked by an event organizer to direct the onlookers into the theater after the next number, he happily obliges, then quickly huddles with the band to discuss what song to close with. A plodding kick drum signals “Gospel Song,” a dark, droney blues with a repetitive two-note figure that crescendos as the song progresses. Several fans politely wend their way through the crowd, which has turned its attention to casual networking, and surround the band. The sound is big, bigger than anything the band has played so far, and Shuck growls like Danzig. Hunting rips a burning lead, Algood ratchets up the tension with buzzing snare fills, and Garcia, Boff and Valdez drive it home until the inevitable denouement. The resolution is satisfying, and though many have filtered into the theater for the main event, dedicated Animals fans are fawning over the band. Hands are shaken and backs are patted. Hugs are exchanged. “Dude!” gushes a bubbly twentysomething, her enthusiasm contagious. “That last song? We were, like, whoa! You guys were, like, groovin’. Where did that come from?” Shuck is wide-eyed with appreciation.

t’s Tuesday night, and out on Forsyth Street, “Auld Lang Syne” wafts and tumbles in the chilly downtown air. Upstairs, in a spray-paint-laden and trash-strewn loft above The Letter Shop/Burro Bags complex, Antique Animals prepares their New Year’s Eve set. Along with the traditional musical toast, they’ll play John Lennon’s “Happy X-mas (War is Over),” The Beatles’ “I Want You/She’s So Heavy” and Eric Burdon’s “Spill the Wine.” For a band that prides itself on its original sound, this is a rule-breaker. But it’s only for one gig, and the band is trying to nail the tunes quickly and get back to working their originals. After agreeing on keys that suit Shuck’s voice and playing the songs through for good measure, they do soon move on, running a new piece that puts guitarist Hunting on lap steel. There’s a bluesy Pink Floyd vibe happening, and the band rides it. Though this is a relatively large band, Antique Animals is a minimalist ensemble at its core. Each member plays his part, never over-reaching or showing off. Everything is in its place here, serving the song, pushing the lyric, giving Shuck the space he needs to tell his stories. Shuck is obviously at the helm, but what becomes clear over time is the affection these players have for one another and their shared objective of making art. During the slow growth of the band over the past three years — from a duo composed of Shuck and former Antique Animals cellist Alex Noll to the current line-up — each member has become more deeply involved in the process, and more deeply invested in the future of Antique Animals. The evolution from folky duo in 2010 to today’s rockbased sextet was a natural one. Boff, who originally played upright acoustic bass, switched to electric in the past year, to accommodate the increased volume that attended the new members. Algood, too, switched from brushes to sticks when it became necessary to support electric guitar, keyboards and trumpet. The new instruments gave Shuck a greater palette with which to work. “I’ll get the skeleton of the song together,” Shuck says. “You know, the lyrics and basic chords, but there’s still lots 2

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Any Band’s Story

1. Antique Animals take the stage during an October show at Burro Bar. 2. A fan gives keyboardist Angel Garcia a sip of his beer during the same show.

Shuck uses a built-in digital tuner to adjust his acoustic guitar prior to the Burro Bar show.

“I don’t consider myself an alcoholic, even though I was told every day for six months that I was an alcoholic … And I don’t think people that know me would say I’m an alcoholic.” of room for all these guys. So I’ll bring the skeleton — and the heart, to keep on with this anatomical metaphor — and we’ll flesh it out. They’re always writing new melodies.” When a songwriter like Shuck turns over his piece to a band, it usually requires a leap of faith, a depth of trust that normally exists between lovers or family members. But Shuck is completely confident in his band, and he should be. All of them are well-schooled on their respective instruments, having studied in the acclaimed jazz program at the University of North Florida. They were all friends before joining Antique Animals. Hunting and Valdez have been roommates for years. This is not to say there aren’t disagreements, both musically and personally, but resolution is usually swift. “Conflict is helpful sometimes,” Valdez says. “It helps get things done.” As the band considers a new ending for a song, this dynamic is put to the test. Unhappy with the out-chorus, members start tossing out suggestions. They run it without guitar and drums. A couple of heads nod, but it’s not unanimous. Fewer notes on the keys, maybe just a chordal pad. Not so much. Bring the band back in after a length of vocals only. No way. After about 20 minutes of playing, retooling and replaying, the band decides — unanimously — to keep it the way it was. Even when, following a brief debate, Garcia is overruled regarding the tempo of a dirgelike tune, there are laughs all around. A little good-natured ribbing, a couple of inside jokes and then it’s back to work. So far, this could be any band’s story, that familiar count-in to a thousand similar articles in a thousand different magazines. But, as is typical with the most involving of

those rock ‘n’ roll tales, something ominous must occur, something that threatens the band’s — and the music’s — very existence. Something that shakes the foundation and sends the whole thing into a tailspin.

‘Big Sacrifice’ etting one DUI sucks. Getting two DUIs — within a few months of each other — well, that really sucks. But that’s exactly what happened to Shuck. Hard partying, “celebrating life” as Garcia puts it, landed Shuck in cuffs in both July and September of 2011. The arrests, and subsequent protracted stay at the Salvation Army Adult Rehabilitation Center in downtown Jacksonville, nearly destroyed the band and left Shuck with a nasty taste in his mouth. “I basically ended up with two DUIs in the same year,” says Shuck, head hung low. “Didn’t kill anybody, but in order to stay out of jail, I had to go to rehab for six months. I couldn’t leave at all for the first 30 days. I couldn’t leave the building, so it was basically jail.” Shuck says though he has imbibed heavily in the past, he’s maintained control of his drinking, he insists he’s not depressed and that he is certainly not an addict. “Actually, things were going pretty well for me,” says Shuck. “It was really just having too good of a time, really. I mean, those times that I got pulled over, I was definitely having too much fun. “I don’t consider myself an alcoholic, even though I was told every day for six months that I was an alcoholic,” he continues. “And I don’t think people that know me would say I’m an alcoholic.” A mental health professional would doubtless claim these are the words of a person in denial, a classic

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Scenes from a recent rehearsal (clockwise from top left): Joe Shuck, Daniel Hunting and Milan Algood.

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feature of an addict, but Shuck says even if he were an alcoholic, his stay in rehab would have done him no good. Shuck appreciates the gravity of the situation, admits he made some horrible choices — “I did make two very, very terrible mistakes in judgment … it was colossally stupid,” says Shuck — but he can’t reconcile his lapse in judgment with the regimented, militaristic power structure of the rehabilitation facility in which he was housed. Shuck says he was berated and ordered about rather than counseled and offered strategies to overcome his “addiction.” He claims he was housed with crackheads and treated like a criminal, not a person in need of help. He says he despised those entrusted with his care. But Shuck played along. While in rehab, he adapted, jumped through all the right hoops and kept a low profile. But all the while, he sank into bitterness, loathing the organization and its pious employees. “It was 100 percent Christian,” says Shuck, an avowed atheist. “I had to go to chapel every day. I had to work eight hours a day, for $8 a week. It was just a terrible, terrible experience. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.” Salvation Army Major Ernest Steadham says the program is voluntary, that all needs are taken care of, and that no one is forced to stay. “That’s between him and his parole office,” says Steadham. “We have nothing to do with that.” Steadman confirms, however, that the program is six months long, and that participants are required to remain on Salvation Army property for the first 30 days, gaining more leave time as treatment progresses. He also confirms that all participants work a 40-hour week, but they are not paid for their service (sorting and processing donations). Steadham says the $8 per week is an “allowance,” spending money for sodas, snacks or other small items a participant might desire. Steadman also points out that though the program utilizes an Alcoholics Anonymous-style sobriety class called Celebrate Recovery, related to Rick Warren’s Saddleback Church, no one is required to attend specific religious services. “They are free to leave at any moment,” he says. Shuck wasn’t allowed contact with anyone during the first month of his stay in rehab, so he was convinced that the days of Antique Animals had come to an end. But shortly after that first month, when he was permitted to take brief leaves to tend to personal business outside the facility, he found his band members had waited for him. “Once he was able to start getting out, here and there, and get a guitar in his hands, during that dark period, he wrote some songs that, had he not gone through that experience, those songs wouldn’t have been written,” says bassist Boff. Shuck nods. His resentment fueled the creation of a few important pieces for the band, including “Occupy,”

“Gospel Song” and “Pale Green Wings,” a song that floored Boff and Garcia when they first heard it. The band managed to record its eponymous six-song EP in the final months of Shuck’s rehabilitation. “I would come out for a few hours at a time to record my vocals,” says Shuck. “They had to track everything without me being there.” The strain on the band was palpable. A few members bailed Shuck out on the nights of his arrests. They had to make time to shuttle him back and forth for rehearsals and recording sessions. It will be another four years before Shuck can get behind the wheel of a car again, and band members are still saddled with transporting their singer from place to place. It’s a testament to the band’s commitment to Shuck and his music. Says Shuck, “It was a big sacrifice for these guys.”

‘I’ve Got Nothing’ There was a time when getting a record deal was the ultimate goal for a musician, the brass ring of the music business. Landing a deal — a contract with a record label that might promise anything from an advance for the pressing of a band’s first record to years of studio, touring and promotional support — was what everyone talked about. Bands boasted of “shopping demos to the majors,” “being amid a bidding war between labels” and “landing a development deal so we can work on our material.” The standard response when questioned about the legitimacy of such claims was, “We can’t really talk about it right now, but we’ll be making an announcement soon.” The truth was, even if you landed a contract, there was no guarantee you’d get anything more than a huge debt to pay back after your first record tanked. If you beat the odds and sold the hell out of your first pressing, then, and only then, did you stand to make the big bucks. And you still had to work your asses off. However, 15 years ago, the dream of landing a record deal still meant something. Not anymore. With the advent of the Internet, the way music is marketed and listened to has changed to such a degree that huge labels have shut down or consolidated, file-sharing and cloud services (like Spotify and Pandora) rake in the spoils, and everyone, even The Beatles, has a place in the iTunes store. So a band like Antique Animals, a group that in the late-’80s might have been romanced by an up-and-coming indie label and offered a small advance and a nifty college tour, has to do it all themselves. Couple that with the square-peg nature of their music — and the fickleness of Jacksonville’s live music scene — and the band faces a hard row. “I think there are some people who are appreciating us — and some people are appreciating us a lot,” Shuck says, “but some people aren’t going to get a chance to see us because it’s not the easiest thing to pigeonhole us and say, ‘Well, they can open up for this giant band that’s on the radio,’ because we don’t sound just like somebody who’s gonna come on after us. That’s a little bit harder in our booking.” The band has made inroads on the Southeastern circuit, playing Savannah, Charleston, Asheville and, of course, all over Florida. The reception has been warm, and their audience is growing. But as with any DIY outfit, there’s a host of other responsibilities that get in the way of making music. Shuck wants to find solid management, a person or organization that understands the Antique Animals vibe and can push them in the right markets. The band also wants to hit major music festivals with

The band rehearses in a graffiti-laden loft above Burro Bags on Forsyth Street about once a

culturally diverse audiences more willing to go out on the sonic limb where Antique Animals resides. And they are pushing the social networking angle, making videos and posting them online, Facebooking shows and events and friending friends of friends to help get the word out. If the band’s musical ideas are a little leftfield, then Shuck’s lyrics could be considered, at times, off the chart. Not one to shy away from controversy, if his creative spirit takes him there, Shuck pokes holes in platitudes and takes to task the more conservative among us. In the sweetly bouncy ditty “I Got the Joy” he sings: “I can’t keep my hand over my heart/I don’t think America deserves that part … of me … so I can’t pledge my allegiance to thee.” In the harder, more abrasive rocker “Nothing,” Shuck rants, “No god, no peace, no light, no love, no lust, no sound, nothing/I’ve got nothing.” “That kind of [conservative] atmosphere is ever-present in Florida — in Jacksonville, especially. We’re dominated by the church, and everywhere you go, you feel that dominance. First Baptist [Church] owns the entire city. “I’ve always felt strange that we pledge allegiance and put our hand over our heart,” Shuck says. “I mean, I wouldn’t give my heart to a prostitute. I wouldn’t give my heart to America, ’cause she’s gonna do me wrong, you know?” When asked if he’d stand by his America/prostitute analogy, Shuck laughs: “America would be more of a pimp than a prostitute.” Shuck, who was raised in a Christian home, had a “giant metaphysical crisis” in his second year of college and says it was at that moment that he disregarded his previous understanding of the universe and owned his atheism. Shuck’s band members, though they might not share his vehemence, are either atheists or agnostics. Does this put the band in an uncomfortable place when it comes to growing its following in the Bible Belt? “I think there are certainly enough people in Jacksonville who feel the same way as we do,” Shuck says. “They will still support us.” ntique Animals has just finished rehearsing.

Looking for more They do this once a week. Among smashed beer cans and empty Yuengling cases, cigarette butts and fast-food bags, they ply their trade, craft new art, smoke and laugh. Had they their druthers, they’d do this more often, maybe twice or thrice weekly. But life gets in the way. Though fivesixths of the band are working musicians, sound technicians and music teachers, Shuck mows lawns to make ends meet. And, of course, he can’t legally drive for another four years, which means someone has to lug him around — to rehearsals, to gigs, to the grocery store. Shuck says the band is preparing to record new songs, possibly for a new album, and they’re in the final stages of editing the new video for the song “Chopping Block,” a period piece shot in the alley behind downtown nightclub Underbelly. And they’re booking more and more shows. It all takes time. And money. But odds and expense are rarely something a serious musician considers. And the best bands, the ones that “make it,” are the ones that weather the storms together, facing the few ups and many downs as a family. “As long as Joe’s still writing the music, and these guys are playing with me,” Boff says, “I will still be here. I wouldn’t walk away from this.” “Yeah,” says Shuck to nods of agreement from the other members. “There’s no walking away.” John E. Citrone themail@folioweekly.com

UPCOMING SHOWS Dec. 22 at Burro Bar for Burro Bags’ five-year anniversary Dec. 29 at Freebird Live with The Dog Apollo and Northe Dec. 31 at Underbelly for New Year’s Eve Jan. 25 at Mellow Mushroom Jacksonville Beach with Chroma Jan. 30 at Underbelly with Lobo Marino (from Richmond, Va.) DECEMBER 18-24, 2012 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 15

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Reasons to leave the house this week PROGRESSIVE ROCK CONSIDER THE SOURCE

The New York trio fuses guitar, bass and percussion into a “no vocals” performance they call Sci-Fi Middle Eastern Fusion. The psychedelic band jams in a way so complex, the Buffalo News called it “walking a tightrope in high winds.” CTS performs this fusion of improvisational jazz, funk and metal mixed with classical Middle Eastern influences, following hometown progressive metal favorites Artilect. 10 p.m. Dec. 19 at 1904 Music Hall, 19 N. Ocean St., Downtown. $8. 1904musichall.com

HIP-HOP SWEET LU

The 24-year-old Jacksonville Beach singer, born in Caracas, went solo after six years as a backup vocalist, performing what he calls “edgy lyrics and hip-hop beats with pop influence.” Luis “Sweet Lu” Montiel likens his sound to that of Bruno Mars and Mac Miller. Sweet Lu celebrates a CD release party with DJ Elofunk, James Cove, KuR and more. 8 p.m. Dec. 22 at Freebird Live, 200 N. First St., Jax Beach. $8. 246-2473. freebirdlive.com Photo: Mighty Music Group

THEATER THE SANTALAND DIARIES

The holidays beat up on an aspiring writer in this one-man show for mature audiences, starring Ian Mairs (pictured). In “The SantaLand Diaries,” he goes from the high of arriving in New York to the low of scarce job offerings as Christmas nears. Finally working at Macy’s as Crumpet the Elf, one of Santa’s helpers, he endures “orientation, assimilation and ultimate mortification.” The play, based on a 1992 essay, launched the career of author and comedian David Sedaris. 7:30 p.m. Dec. 20, 8 p.m. Dec. 21 and 22 at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., San Marco. $15. 396-4425. theatrejax.com

FAMILY ZOOLIGHTS

The Jacksonville Zoo promises a luminous winter wonderland featuring thousands of LED lights, moving sculptures and animal silhouettes. Dance performances 7 p.m. in the Range of the Jaguars, snowfalls 8 p.m. on the grand lawn, a fire pit for s’mores and, yes, even reindeer games for the kiddies — or Rudolph. Santa visits through Dec. 24 (that guy is everywhere), and Mrs. Claus even makes appearances for storytime every Saturday and Sunday through Dec. 24. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Sunday-Thursday, 6:30-10 p.m. Friday and Saturday, through Dec. 31 (except Christmas) at Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens, 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville. $9. 757-4463. jacksonvillezoo.org

VAUDEVILLE, BURLESQUE & FIRE I HATE THE HOLIDAYS SHOW

Here’s an event sure to skewer the holidays and send them up in flames. Professor Whiskey’s Traveling Bizarre Bazaar promises a night of spoofing the traditions driving us crazy this holiday season, with five burlesque performers, including Bettie Belladonna (pictured), plus a singing hula-hooper and comedians. Molotov Cocktail Party throws in a sizzling performance mixing poi, fan and fire hoop. 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Dec. 28 at The Phoenix Taproom, 325 W. Forsyth St., Downtown. $7. 798-8222. professorwhiskey.com Photo: Norm Stovall

SOUTHERN ROCK JJ GREY & MOFRO, SWAMP CABBAGE

A Southern rock storyteller at heart, JJ Grey points to many influences as a musician and performer, citing Lynyrd Skynyrd, Otis Redding and Grand Ole Opry comedian Jerry Clower as inspirations. Grey’s songs have been heard on “House,” “Friday Night Lights” and “Deadliest Catch.” Mofro fuses the sounds of drums, saxophone, trumpet, organ, harmonica and more in a show certain to satisfy blues, rock and soul fans. Doors open 6 p.m. Dec. 27 at Mavericks at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, Downtown. $25-$35. 356-1110. mavericksatthelanding.com Photo: John Margaretten DECEMBER 18-24, 2012 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 17

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Middling Earth

The storytelling is dwarfed by familiar characters and stunning visuals THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY **G@

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eter Jackson sure has nerve. “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” a prequel to Jackson’s “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, begins with dwarves sitting around a dinner table saying, “Hey, we need to get to Erebor to reclaim our home.” Fine. But after 170 minutes, the film ends with the dwarves barely close enough to see a far-off view of Erebor. Why does Jackson have to draw this out so much? With the “Rings” trilogy, which was based on three J.R.R. Tolkien books, it made sense for Jackson to prolong the story. But “The Hobbit” is only one (albeit dense) Tolkien book that doesn’t lend itself well to being split into three movies, as is Jackson’s intention (roughly 125 pages of appendices will help pad things out). Worse, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” feels unnecessarily long. All the “Rings” movies were nearly three hours; maybe Jackson felt compelled to repeat the length, but there are far too many scenes that you genuinely fear will never end. Dwarves eating dinner and singing two(!) songs, trolls chatting by a campfire, kooky wizard Radagast (Sylvester McCoy) with racing rabbits and Bilbo (Ian Holm) hanging out with his nephew Frodo (Elijah Wood) are but a few examples of moments that should’ve been edited thoroughly. This is a three-hour movie that feels like we’re being forced to watch the extended edition. The Bilbo/Frodo scenes do serve one purpose: They set up the flashback to 60 years earlier, when Gandalf (Ian McKellen) tricks Bilbo (Martin Freeman) into hosting a dinner party for 13 dwarves. The dwarves need someone to help sneak them into Erebor so they can slay the mighty dragon that’s taken their land. Bilbo agrees to go for reasons that are never explained. Thorin (Richard Armitage), the dwarf leader, doubts Bilbo at every turn, and even Bilbo agrees with him. The premise is notably similar to “Fellowship of the Ring,” and the connections to the “Rings” trilogy don’t end there. Elves

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Galadriel (Cate Blanchett) and Elrond (Hugo Weaving) appear, as do Saruman (Christopher Lee) and (two hours in) Gollum (Andy Serkis). Along with the aforementioned Gandalf, older Bilbo and Frodo, they bring a familiarity to “The Hobbit” that makes it enjoyable to return to Middle Earth. Aside from this inherent curiosity, the only other reason to see “The Hobbit” is if you can find a theater showing it in 48 frames per second. Here, briefly, is what that means and why you should care: The standard for normal, “realistic” motion on screen is 24 frames

The hyper-realistic nature of calmer moments takes some getting used to, but once your eyes adjust, you’ll realize you’ve never seen anything that looks quite this good. per second. Seeing it in 48 fps means the picture will have twice as much visual detail and clarity. Images are clearer, crisper and bolder. Best of all, fast-moving action scenes never blur, allowing for a vivid, clean image throughout. There may be moments when it seems like characters are moving a bit fast and the hyper-realistic nature of calmer moments takes some getting used to, but once your eyes adjust, you’ll realize you’ve never seen anything that looks quite this good. Sadly, though, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” is more visually impressive than it is a storytelling triumph. It’s a movie to see, however, if you’re eager to embrace the future of filmmaking, as this, no doubt, is the first step in getting us there. Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

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Why make another film adaptation of the classic novel? ANNA KARENINA **@@ Rated R

f you’re going to adapt a 700-plus-page novel into a movie, turning it into a stage play isn’t a good idea. Not even if the screenwriter is renowned playwright Tom Stoppard, who won an Oscar for writing “Shakespeare in Love.” And especially not if you cast such an uncharismatic lead who’s supposed to be an object of affection. But such is the case with “Anna Karenina,” a disjointed Russian soap opera played entirely by actors with noticeable British accents. To explain: Director Joe Wright’s (whose “Atonement” is better) film opens inside a

It’s one thing to study the book for the profound work of literature that it is, but it’s another to put this dated story before modern audiences. theater, and the action begins on the theater’s stage. Subsequent scenes take place backstage, in the rafters, in the balcony and elsewhere inside the theater, including an ice-skating scene for which the seats are removed and the floor is turned into an ice rink. There are also a few scenes that break from this conceit, begging the question of why Stoppard and Wright would bother at all if they weren’t going to stick to it. Granted, this is a unique, daring way to adapt Leo Tolstoy’s 1877 novel. It just doesn’t work. Sure, there’s a certain theatricality to a story about an unhappily married woman, Anna (Keira Knightley), who cheats on her

boring husband (Jude Law) with dashing cavalry officer Vronsky (Aaron TaylorJohnson), but the stage setting does nothing to enhance the story-telling. Some of the scenes are nicely choreographed, but it’s reminiscent of Wright’s long sequence on the battlefield in “Atonement”: It’s showy and looks great, but it symbolically means nothing and therefore has little artistic value. A movie has to offer more than “hey, look at this clever gimmick!” to keep our attention. Costume designer Jacqueline Durran does a nice job with 1870s Russian attire — too bad the actors wearing it didn’t give better performances. Knightley is adequate as the embattled Anna, and Law has little to do but look stuffy and constipated for 130 minutes. The real letdown, sadly, is Taylor-Johnson (“Kick-Ass”), who possesses none of the magnetism needed to get us to believe Anna would be drawn to him. Babyfaced, with surfer-blond hair and a sorry excuse for a moustache, Taylor-Johnson’s Vronsky barely looks like a man, let alone a lusty object of passionate desire. What’s more, Taylor-Johnson and Knightley share little chemistry; the screen needs to sizzle with their affair, but instead it feels stale and distant. Aside from wondering about the decision to set “Anna Karenina” on a stage, one must also question why it was adapted at all. It’s one thing to study the book for the profound work of literature that it is, but it’s another to put this dated story before modern audiences. Simply, the social customs, specifically the restrictive rights of women, are confounding to any reasonable citizen in 2012. Worse, Anna doesn’t do anything to change the social mores that afflict her, she just defies them. This isn’t progressive, it’s asking for it. She knows she has no true hope of being happy; we know it, too, and quite frankly, we have better things to do than watch her devolve into inevitable misery. Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Vronsky and Keira Knightley as Anna share little chemistry; the screen needs to sizzle with their affair, but instead it feels stale and distant in “Anna Karenina.” Photo: Focus Features

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THE COLLECTION **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. In a sequel to “The Collector,” Elena (Emma Fitzpatrick) goes with some friends to a secret party and becomes the latest target for a psychopathic killer. A group of mercenaries hired by Elena’s wealthy father (Christopher McDonald), get Arkin (Josh Stewart), the only man to have escaped The Collector. Written and directed by Marcus Dunstan, the suspense/horror film features over-the-top carnage. THE COMEDY **G@ Not Rated • Sun-Ray Cinema An aging Brooklyn hipster, Swanson (Tim Heidecker) is indifferent to everything, including inheriting his father’s estate. With a range of options, the aimless man tests the limits of acceptable behavior. FLIGHT ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The crash occurs early on here, and it’s riveting. When a jet malfunctions, Denzel Washington’s Capt. Whip Whitaker wakes from a nap and does an amazing job of bringing the plane down with limited loss of life. However, “Flight” is not a movie about flying or about crashing. It’s a movie about alcoholism. This engaging drama satisfies, but the Hollywood ending takes away from the overall impact.

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HITCHCOCK ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. In nearly every regard, “Hitchcock” hits the mark, as a behind-the-scenes tale about Alfred Hitchcock (Anthony Hopkins), the moviemaking of the era and the celebrated director’s approach to his craft and not-so-private obsessions. Director Sacha Gervasi may be overreaching a little in questioning if the legendary filmmaker might have gone a little mad himself while making “Psycho.” But the film is funny, dramatic and, perhaps most important, it gives full credit to the role Alma Reville (Helen Mirren), aka Mrs. Hitchcock, played in influencing her husband’s moviemaking choices. Mirren nearly steals the show. THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., WGHF IMAX Theatre Reviewed in this issue. KILLING THEM SOFTLY **G@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. A hit man (Brad Pitt) comes to clean up the trash after a couple of schmucks make the big mistake of hitting a mob-sanctioned gambling scene. Adapted for the screen by director Andrew Dominik, who also wore both hats in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford,” the script for this is raw and funny, giving the actors some choice dialogue with which to chew up the scenery. Unfortunately, the script is also the main problem here – there’s a major lack of focus on plot and character development. LIFE OF PI ***G Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. A family from Pondicherry, India, hitches a ride on a freighter. Pi Patel, a zookeeper’s son, survives a disaster in the Pacific Ocean then forms a surprising and wondrous connection with a fearsome Bengal tiger – who goes by the name Richard Parker. Surviving on a 26-foot lifeboat, Pi continues his journey in the magical adventure film directed by Ang Lee and based on the novel by Yann Martel. LINCOLN ***@ PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Daniel Day-Lewis is known for immersing himself in his characters, and this film is the latest in a line of successful transformations. “Lincoln” doesn’t try to capture the president’s entire life; instead, it focuses on the final four months of his administration as he struggles to conclude the Civil War and cement the concept of permanent freedom for slaves he began with the Emancipation Proclamation. The great cast also includes Sally Field, Tommy Lee Jones, David Strathairn, Hal Holbrook, James Spader and Joseph GordonLevitt. Despite all these superlatives, it seems it may have been produced more to win Oscars than to entertain.

Janet Leigh (Scarlett Johansson), Alfred Hitchcock (Anthony Hopkins) and Alma Reville (Helen Mirren) raise their glasses in “Hitchcock.” Photo: Fox Searchlight

Django (Jamie Foxx) must go through plantation owner Calvin Candle (Leonardo DiCaprio) to rescue his wife in “Django Unchained,” directed by Quentin Tarantino. The film opens Dec. 25, and Sun-Ray Cinema celebrates some of the director’s work Dec. 24 in Playin’ Hooky with Tarantino. Photo: The Weinstein Company THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS *G@@ Rated R • AMC Regency Square Rapper RZA co-wrote, directed and starred in this mix of martial arts, historical fantasy and general mayhem. The barely coherent plot is little more than a pastiche of genres and special effects. RZA switches to split- and even triscreen shots, highlighting the comic book nature of the climax. THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER ***G Rated PG-13 • San Marco Theatre Director Stephen Chbosky adapts his novel of socially awkward high school freshman Charlie (Logan Lerman), who eventually makes friends with two seniors. Sam (Emma Watson) and her step-brother Patrick (Ezra Miller) take Charlie under their wing in a classic tale of growing up while dealing with love, death, fear, conformity and angst. PLAYING FOR KEEPS **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, xxClay Theater, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. If this were an upbeat, playful and zany comedy in which this swingin’ bachelor (Gerard Butler) fends off the advances of middle-aged, sex-crazed soccer moms, they might’ve had something. Instead, director Gabriele Muccino (“Seven Pounds”) goes the more serious route of focusing on George’s relationship with his son Lewis (Noah Lomax), which is admirable but boring. George goes through the motions of making amends for lost time with the boy, but the story isn’t funny or interesting enough to keep watching. RED DAWN **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. When America is overrun by foreign invaders, a group of teens hide out in the woods, eventually evolving into a band of badass freedom fighters. Other than several pumped-up action sequences that benefit from improved direction and special effects over the last 25 years, this remake of the ’80s classic has little to tout. The jingoistic battle fest lacks the innocence and heart of the original, but these action sequences are the film’s only redeeming quality.

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The animated Dreamworks feature is based on William Joyce’s “The Guardians of Childhood” series, featuring a League of Extraordinary Mythical Characters. This reinvention of those classic characters establishes its vision of old friends as a group of mythical avengers, quickly jumping into the action of their battle with Pitch Black. Kids will like this movie, but think twice about taking children 4 and younger – much of the movie is a dark battle between Pitch and the Guardians. THE SESSIONS ***G Rated R • Sun-Ray Cinema Based on the autobiography “The Surrogate,” this drama is about 38-year-old Mark O’Brien (John Hawkes), who uses an iron lung after a bout with polio, and decides he no longer wants to be a virgin. Cheryl (Helen Hunt), the sex surrogate, is hired with the help of Father Brendan (William H. Macy). SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK **@@ Rated R • Cinemark Tinseltown, Regal Avenues After eight months in a mental institution, Pat (Bradley Cooper) leaves under dubious circumstances. Though he was there because his wife’s adultery sent him over the edge, he’s determined to fix the marriage. Problem is, he isn’t allowed to contact his wife, who wants nothing to do with him, and he knows his parents (Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver) are keeping something from him, which makes him more unstable. Through a mutual friend, he meets Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence), a reformed slut who claims she’ll get a message to Pat’s wife in exchange for a favor: Pat needs to take dance lessons with Tiffany. He naturally resists, then acquiesces, and writer/director David O. Russell’s (“The Fighter”) story plays out in predictable ways. SKYFALL **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, xxClay Theater, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre Like any good James Bond movie, “Skyfall” jumps off to a rip-roaring start with its opening gambit. Enjoy that extended action sequence while it lasts – it’s definitely the singular

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike 7, 1132 S. 14th St., Fernanddina Beach,261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS Sun-Ray Cinema@5Points, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 GREEN COVE SPRINGS Clay Theatre, 326 Walnut St., 284-9012 NORTHSIDE Hollywood 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., Fleming Island, 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

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“The Giant Spider Invasion” (1975), directed by Bill Rebane, plays Dec. 20 during Sun-Ray Cinema’s Non-essentials Series with Ed Tucker leading the screening of Rebane’s own 35 mm print. highlight of the latest installment in the series. In this one, James Bond is an aging and beat-up agent who may no longer be up to the task. That’s a bit jarring, because Daniel Craig’s Bond was a brand-new 007 in “Casino Royale,” where his inexperience as a spy was an issue. Bond is missing and presumed dead after being shot while on a failed mission. Meanwhile, MI6 and M (Judi Dench, in her seventh Bond film) are under attack. Craig has signed on for two more Bond films. Let’s hope the filmmakers can ratchet up the action in the future. TAKEN 2 *@@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Latitude 30 CineGrille After saving his daughter (in the first “Taken”), retired G-man Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) must use his skills again when he and his wife are taken hostage during a family vacation in Istanbul. TALAASH: THE ANSWER LIES WITHIN **G@ Not Rated • AMC Regency Inspector Surjan Singh Shekhawat (Aamir Khan) learns of the death of a film star in a car accident in this Indian mystery film. During his investigation, the inspector finds ties to the case push him closer to personal problems, including his broken marriage. Directed by Reema Kagti, the story leads Shekhawat to a prostitute who adds to the puzzle. TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 2 **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Clay Theatre, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The franchise ends on a high note. It’s still full of lame dialog, wooden acting, illogical plotlines and cheesy visual effects, but darn if this action-packed finale doesn’t find a way to work. The action is up-tempo and reasonably well done, even if the wolves still look fake. The picture also looks cleaner than in the past; colors pop, and some nifty post-production editing using slow motion, dissolves and visual effects make it a pleasant experience on the eyes. WRECK-IT RALPH ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Typecast as the villain, Ralph (voiced by John C. Reilly) has good reason to feel unappreciated. He’s still smarting from 30 years of being dropped off a building and into the mud by FixIt Felix. Ralph just wants to be the hero for once. Director Rich Moore (“Futurama”) balances gamer cool and kid-friendly fun. He delivers a film that resonates with a “Toy Story” premise for the arcade, but it’s not quite up to the standard of gamer classic “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.”

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SUN-RAY CINEMA “The Yellow Bellies,” a feature-length film on the underground music scene in Jacksonville, screens 7 p.m. Dec. 20 at SunRay Cinema, 1028 Park St., Riverside. $20. The Non-essentials

Series presents “The Giant Spider Invasion” (1975), directed by Bill Rebane, with Ed Tucker leading the screening of Rebane’s own 35mm print, 9:30 p.m. Dec. 20. Tickets are $9. The Bing Crosby classic “White Christmas” screens 7 p.m. Dec. 23. Tickets: $9; $12 for movie with mulled wine, hot cider or hot cocoa. In preparation for Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming release “Django Unchained,” Sun-Ray is Playin’ Hooky with Tarantino on Dec. 24. The showtimes are 1 p.m. for “Inglourious Basterds,” 4 p.m. for “Kill Bill: Vol. 1,” 6 p.m. for “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” and 9 p.m. for “Jackie Brown.” Series tickets are $20. Then, “Django Unchained” is released 11:55 p.m. Dec. 25, requiring a separate regular-priced ticket. 359-0047. sunraycinema.com LATITUDE CINEGRILLE “Taken 2” and “Arthur Christmas” screen at Latitude 30 CineGrille, 10370 Philips Highway, Southside. Call for showtimes. 365-5555. POT BELLY’S CINEMA “Looper,” “The Master” and “Searching for Sugarman” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101. WORLD GOLF HALL OF FAME IMAX THEATER “Skyfall: The IMAX Experience” is screened along with “Deep Sea 3D” and “To The Arctic 3D” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine. “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” starts Dec. 14. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

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TOTAL RECALL This remake stars Colin Farrell as Doug, a discontented factory worker stuck in a rut. He learns of the Rekall program, where clients are implanted with false memories of a life they might have had. Doug asks for a spy’s memory, but before he gets the implant, he’s attacked and has to flee. He now believes he’s a brainwashed resistance fighter, and with the help of Melina (Jessica Biel), he tries to find out who’s manipulating him and why. TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE Clint Eastwood plays a role he’s quite comfortable with these days: a cantankerous old man unwilling to let go of how things used to be. As Gus Lobel, an aging talent scout for the Atlanta Braves, he goes on the road with daughter Mickey (Amy Adams). It’s predictable, with dull dialogue and onedimensional characters. The best moments are when Mickey and rookie scout Johnny “The Flame” Flanagan (Justin Timberlake) trade barbs and baseball trivia. PITCH PERFECT Beca (Anna Kendrick) arrives at a new college and joins an a cappella group that proves to be a mix of the sweetest and meanest women on campus. The tongue-in-cheek tone and enthusiastic cast, with hilarious supporting help from Elizabeth Banks, keep the energy high. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID Rising eighth-grader Greg Heffley (Zachary Gordon) is on summer break and he’s booored. So he resorts to his usual activities: fight with his brother Rodrick (Devon Bostick), lie to his parents (Steve Zahn, Rachel Harris) and hang with his best pal Rowley (Robert Capron). And have a near-fatal crush on Holly Hills (Peyton List), a crush so bad he’ll do anything to impress her. Does he?

Hip-hop musician Sage Francis doesn’t mind a little adversity, like what he received the last time he was in Jacksonville when “the sound guy intentionally turned off my music and mic during ‘Makeshift Patriot’ because he was offended by the politics.” Photo: Anthony St. James

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Rhode Island rapper Sage Francis sticks to his self-referential Golden Era guns SAGE FRANCIS with B. DOLAN 8 p.m. Dec. 21 Jack Rabbits, 1528 Hendricks Ave., San Marco Tickets are $15 398-7496, jaxlive.com

ip-hop is very often a love-it-or-hate-it proposition, and a button-pushing MC like Sage Francis only amplifies that extreme. The Rhode Island resident came of age in hip-hop’s 1990s Golden Era, but he’s no formulaic rapper. His controversial 2001 song “Makeshift Patriot” questioned media coverage in the immediate wake of 9/11; his 2002 debut album “Personal Journals” was so painfully introspective, it earned the well-deserved term “emo hip-hop.” His last three albums have pushed the limits of rock-rap collaborations, dialing up everyone from Will Oldham to Jolie Holland to Jason Lytle to Chris Walla for guest spots. But Sage Francis is also a hip-hop lifer — a meticulous wordsmith who won several freestyle battle and spoken-word poetry slam competitions back in the day, founder and owner of his own label (Strange Famous Records), and mentor to like-minded rappers like B. Dolan, who joins Francis on this “Epic Beard Men X-mas Excursion” tour.

Folio Weekly: You’ve got roots in Florida, right, Sage? Sage Francis: I was born in Miami, my mom and grandma live close to Orlando and some of my craziest shows have happened there. The last time I played Jacksonville, in 2007, I was touring with Rise Against. The crowd didn’t know who I was, which is fun — I’m fighting the tide every time I hit the stage. But the sound guy intentionally turned off my music and mic during “Makeshift Patriot” because he was offended by the politics. It was the last song of my set, though, so I sang the rest a cappella, stepped off stage and drove to the next city. F.W.: Hopefully, things go smoother this time around. S.F.: Even if not, I’m OK with adversity, man. [Laughs.] F.W.: Haven’t you taken a bit of a hiatus since your last album, 2010’s “Li(f)e”? S.F.: I did scale it back big time. I stopped recording and writing for a full year, but recently I’ve been collecting songs again for something in 2013 — maybe a mixtape, maybe an album, maybe an EP. I’m always writing my life as I live it. And some things in my personal life have fallen to shit, so I’m about to hit the

road again. I don’t have much to stay home for. A couple of cats, but that’s about it. F.W.: Has writing your life as you live it always been your goal as a rapper? S.F.: I don’t know if it was a goal per se, but when I realized it would mark certain parts of my life, I gained an appreciation for it. That’s what music is for me: dealing with the moment and not obsessing too much over the fact that I’m trying to document my own time on this Earth. F.W.: Your writing is supremely personal, yet you’ve been able to adroitly question the world around you. S.F.: Not being a part of any tight-knit crew means I don’t toe any lines or stick with any ideology, which leaves me in a position to question everything and present those questions in my music. Some people don’t like to be questioned, but the fact that I can cause “uncomfortability” is the great part of art. That conversation can make people stop and think for a second, even if they’re not having a oneon-one with you. And those are the seeds it takes for change to happen. F.W.: Critics routinely say hip-hop is dead or hip-hop is reborn. What are your thoughts on the sustainability of the art form? S.F.: It’s never going to die — it’s a craft that’s always going to exist. It does split and morph into this mutant thing. I’m not absolutely sure you can measure a shared definition, because my idea of hip-hop is not what a 12-year-old’s is. It’s cool that people are gonna do their own thing, but there’s a particular kind of hip-hop that I gravitate towards: the sounds of the Golden Era, the truly good lyricism. … That’ll always be the main thing that rejuvenates me. F.W.: So even though you call yourself a “lovable curmudgeon,” you can still find a lot to love in hip-hop? S.F.: I’m drowning in hip-hop because I run Strange Famous Records, so I can’t concern myself with every possibility. I just have to continue developing the style I most enjoy: that throwback sound of breakbeats and cool samples, that energy of speaking for blue-collar Americans who don’t really have a voice. Communicating that kind of stuff through a record gets me excited. Maybe that’s the adult in me now [Laughs.], but I like to think there are a lot of people out there who share that opinion. Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com DECEMBER 18-24, 2012 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | 23

Best Buds

Gainesville’s Dikembe and Orlando’s You Blew It! put a positive spin on the much-maligned ‘emo’ punk genre DIKEMBE, YOU BLEW IT!, LOCALS and KATO 8 p.m. Dec. 27 Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St., Downtown Tickets are $6. 677-2977

oday, more than 1,181 denigrating definitions of the word “emo” turn up on urbandictionary.com. My favorite: “Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic, melodramatic 17-year-olds, high-pitched and overwrought lyrics, tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarves, square-rimmed glasses and greasy, unwashed hair that cover[s] at least three-fifths of the face at an angle.” Not too long ago, however, “emo” was used in a more positive manner to describe driving, melodic and impassioned punk rock. Gainesville’s Dikembe and Orlando’s You Blew It!, both four-pieces, are keeping the best traits of emo alive: soaring guitar riffs, ©sections 2012and heartfelt pummeling rhythm lyrics that cover everything from pro basketball to the horrors of high school. So it’s no surprise that the two bands consider each other such close friends. Tanner Jones, bassist for You Blew It!, declares Dikembe are “our best friends on this planet.” Ryan Willems, guitarist for Dikembe, returns the favor: “Those guys are our sweethearts. We went on tour with them last winter, and it was one of the greatest times of my life. When we’re all together, we just leave an exhaust trail of palpable good vibes in our wake.” How else are Dikembe and You Blew It! similar? Let us count the ways. Both bands are based around a core of two high school friends from South Florida who moved north for college — Jones and Timothy Flynn to Orlando, and Willems and Steven Gray to Gainesville. Both bands respond to questions about influences with equally far-ranging and hyper-specific claims. “The easier question would be what we aren’t influenced by,” Jones of You Blew It! says. “Although the more obvious answer would be emo/pop/underground stuff from the late ’90s and early ’00s.” Meanwhile, Dikembe’s Willems admits, “I don’t think we’re breaking new ground, but there aren’t really ideas that we refuse to explore. The closest comparison I can come up with is Moneen and ‘Devil and God’-era Brand New.” Both bands are at similar crossroads in their respective careers, as well. You Blew It! self-released “Past in Present,” a wellreceived debut EP, in 2009 before signing to Topshelf Records, which released its epic

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Dikembe’s David Bell (top, from left), Kenny Jewett, Ryan Willems and Steven Gray join Timothy Flynn (bottom, from left), Tanner Jones, Nick Inman and Andy Anaya of You Blew It! to epitomize the best traits of emo. Photos: Tiny Engines Records and Evan McGrew

2012 full-length, “Grow Up, Dude.” Likewise, Dikembe’s hilarious “Chicago Bowls” EP attracted heaps of attention in 2011 thanks to pun-tastic song titles like “Scotty Spliffen,” “Luc Bongley” and “Michael Jordank.” After that, the band signed a deal with Tiny Engines Records to release its 2012 own hard-hitting full-length, “Broad Shoulders.” There are dissimilarities between Dikembe and You Blew It!. Dikembe, founded by Willems and Gray as a side project to their primary Wavejets project, has maintained the same lineup since forming in 2011. But You Blew It! has already undergone eight lineup shifts in just three years. When asked to detail them all, Jones laughs and responds, “That would be the longest story in all of music.” Those personnel changes might represent the extent of the differences between Dikembe and You Blew It!, however. Both bands cite the Northeast as their home away from home; both defer any serious questions about their futures; and both embrace their blue-collar roots. Willems calls Dikembe “a hobby” and says he and his bandmates work as teachers, medical lab assistants, grocers and waiters, while You Blew It!’s four members are all full-time students who juggle multiple jobs as well. “The fact that you’re asking [whether You Blew It! is our full-time gig] is very, very flattering,” Jones laughs. “I wish it were

different, but You Blew It! doesn’t even come close to supporting us. We don’t mind, though. We’re happy doing the work as long as we can keep doing what makes us happy.” Dikembe and You Blew It!’s closest parallel comes in the social media department — particularly each band’s compulsive use of Twitter. “Twitter is mostly an outlet for stupid things,” Willems says of Dikembe’s @DikembeDudes handle. “But since we don’t have a chance to tour as much as other bands, it’s also awesome for talking to people that we otherwise wouldn’t have a chance to meet. Having a web presence can be hugely beneficial to a band. The majority of people, myself included, spend their days staring at phones and computers. If you’re not there, they won’t see you.” Jones agrees, if for slightly different reasons that draw a line back to those “emo” misperceptions. “Social media is both an addiction and a way to stay in touch, and unless you’re Sufjan Stevens, it’s incredibly important when used the right way,” he says of You Blew It!’s @youblewit account. “But nothing annoys me more than bands that use social media as a billboard. It can be used that way, but it shouldn’t only be used that way. I think it’s insulting and so butt-rock.” Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

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CeeLo Green: “CeeLo’s Magic Moment” (Elektra Records)

John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John: “This Christmas” (UME Records)

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Green’s uncommon creativity is put to good use here. There’s the cheerful rocking R&B bounce of “What Christmas Means To Me,” a festive version of “White Christmas” and a nicely rocked-up take on “Run Rudolph Run.” Such songs help deliver the magic promised in the title of this album.

The co-stars of the movie “Grease” team up and do a suitable job with holiday favorites like “White Christmas,” “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree” and especially a lyrically playful version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside.”

Lady Antebellum: “On This Winter’s Night” (Capitol Records)

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Combining familiar holiday favorites, the country group’s appealing vocals and slick production should make this a hit with Christmas music fans this year and beyond. Scotty McCreery: “Christmas with Scotty McCreery” (Mercury/19/Interscope Records) ***G

Lady Antebellum and Blake Shelton are bigger names, but McCreery outdoes his country peers, bringing fresh approaches to the oftcovered “Holly Jolly Christmas,” “Jingle Bells” and “Let It Snow.” Blake Shelton: “Cheers, It’s Christmas” (Warner Bros. Records) **G@

Christina Perri: “A Very Merry Perri Christmas” (Atlantic Records) Though she has been bunched in with middle-of-the-road popsters like Jason Mraz and Train, Perri is showing signs of challenging her fans with her music, so it’s a bit surprising that this album is, well …kinda middle-of-the-road. The six songs here are sweetly rendered, but a little too safe for their own good. Katherine Jenkins: “This Is Christmas” (Reprise Records) ***@

If you’re looking for a vocal album in more of a classical/theatrical vein, this is the one you want. Jenkins brings her mezzo-soprano to stately versions of the reverential “O Come O Come Emmanuel,” “Away in a Manger” and “Hark the Herald Angels Sing.”

Shelton saves this album, occasionally straying from tried-and-true material, teaming with Reba McEntire on aptly titled “Oklahoma Christmas,” Michael Bublé on silky ballad “Home” and Kelly Clarkson on “There’s a New Kid in Town,” which splits the difference between hymn and pop ballad. Most of this album offers the usual treatments of standards, and there’s no reason to raise a toast to that sort of predictability.

Brooke White: “White Christmas” (June Baby Records)

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Emily Hurd: “Any Given Day” (emilyhurd.com)

Spongebob & The Hi-Seas: “It’s A Spongebob Christmas Album” (Viacom International)

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Hurd wanted a holiday album that was suitable for any time of year. She’s met that objective by avoiding holiday standards and instead penning rootsy songs that show why Hurd has been a winner or finalist in several national songwriting contests. The Jay Unger & Molly Mason Family Band: “A Fiddler’s Holiday” (Rounder Records) ***G

This is a live one — as in a concert recording — from this bluegrass-centric group, getting some judicious backing from an orchestra on a song set that features five originals with a few standards sprinkled in. The music captures the Christmas spirit, but “A Fiddler’s Holiday” is actually universal enough to be played year-round.

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By adorning most of these songs (three originals and a mix of Christmas favorites) with piano or acoustic guitar, her pretty voice and light backing vocals, White provides a nice change from the heavy production of many holiday albums.

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The submariner and his pals offer an odd duck among this year’s Christmas albums, falling somewhere between “Sesame Street” and “Beavis and Butthead.” Some occasionally warped humor is welcome here, but there’s a little too much kitsch, which makes this album wear thin after a couple of listens. Various Artists: “Festivus” (Highline Records) ***@

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CAPRADIUM Jan. 3, Jack Rabbits JACK WILLIAMS Jan. 3, European Street Café San Marco ELECTRIC CADILLAC & FRIENDS Jan. 3, 1904 Music Hall GREENSKY BLUEGRASS, GRANDPA’S COUGH MEDICINE Jan. 4, Freebird Live FILTH FUXERS, FOUR AM FRIENDS Jan. 4, Burro Bar CHUBBY Jan. 4, Dog Star Tavern FRIENDS OF BLAKE, CLAY BENJAMIN Jan. 4, Jack Rabbits STAR NATION PARTY Jan. 4, Brewster’s Megaplex CYRUS CHESTNUT Jan. 5, The Ritz Theatre BRUISED GRASS, GHOST LIGHT ROAD, SOUTHERN FEATHER BAND Jan. 5, Freebird Live GRABBAG, THE MOLD, DOLLY ROCKER & THE RAGDOLL Jan. 5, Burro Bar THE ADOLESCENTS, YOUNG BRIGADE, VICES, NINE TENTHS Jan. 5, Jack Rabbits OCTOBER GLORY, CAPTIVE, RKITECT, MICHAEL CRONIN Jan. 5, Murray Hill Theatre LARRY MANGUM, BOB PATTERSON, MICKEY CLARK Jan. 5, European Street Café Southside B.B. KING Jan. 6, The Florida Theatre THE MISERY JACKALS, MUDTOWN Jan. 6, Phoenix Taproom RAINDANCE Jan. 7, Burro Bar LIGHT YEARS Jan. 8, Phoenix Taproom AND WE WERE SAINTS, THE BLACKOUT HEIST, MILO, HEY MANDIBLE! Jan. 9, 1904 Music Hall JUSTIN TOWNES EARLE Jan. 9, Original Café Eleven TOM RUSH, BOB PATTERSON Jan. 10, P. V. Concert Hall ROWAN CUNNINGHAM BAND Jan. 10, European Street Café San Marco THE ALMOST, ALL GET OUT, MAKESHIFT PRODIGY, THIS ARMISTICE, NOBODY ON LAND, ADAM SAMS Jan. 10, Murray Hill Theatre MATH THE BAND, OPIATE EYES, BELLOWS Jan. 10, Burro Bar Winter Jam: TOBY MAC, RED, MATTHEW WEST, JAMIE GRACE, SIDEWALK PROPHETS, ROYAL TAILOR Jan. 11, Veterans Memorial Arena THE WOOD BROTHERS Jan. 11, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THE DEVIL MAKES THREE, PHILLIP ROEBUCK Jan. 11, Freebird Live GHOST LIGHT ROAD, THE DOG APOLLO, DUDES ON A RUG, PILOTWAVE Jan. 11, Jack Rabbits THE SNACKS BLUES BAND, RASHON MEDLOCK, CHOCOLATE THUNDERSTICK Jan. 11, 1904 Music Hall

Jacksonville singer-songwriter Jenni Reid performs Dec. 21 at Murray Hill Theatre in Murray Hill, Dec. 22 at Adventure Landing’s WinterFest in Jacksonville Beach and Dec. 25 at Jack Rabbits in San Marco. MARCIA BALL & HER BAND Jan. 12, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall ZACH DEPUTY, CHRISTOPHER HAWLEY Jan. 12, Freebird Live STEVE GILLETT, CINDY MANGSEN Jan. 12, European Street Café Southside WORDS LIKE VINES, SEIZING THE FINAL VICTORY, BEWARE THE NEVERENDING, FROM WHAT REMAINS Jan. 12, Murray Hill Theatre 3 LEGGED FOX, UGLY LION, GULFSTER Jan. 13, Jack Rabbits NATIVE AMERICANS, XMAS Jan. 14, Burro Bar WE ARE MONUMENTS, 3RD CALIBUR DISEASE, ZOMBIE KILL OF THE WEEK Jan. 14, Jack Rabbits BLACK VEIL BRIDES, WILLIAM CONTROL, ANATOMY OF HATE Jan. 15, Brewster’s Megaplex NICKI BLUHM & THE GRAMBLERS, ROADKILL GHOST CHOIR Jan. 15, Jack Rabbits DIRTY NAMES, BASTOGNE Jan. 16, Burro Bar SONNY LANDRETH, HONEY MILLER Jan. 17, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall DON WILLIAMS Jan. 17, The Florida Theatre THE LIGHT WITHIN, COME DOWN DENVER Jan. 17, Jack Rabbits JOE CROOKSTON Jan. 17, European Street Café San Marco GALACTIC, COREY GLOVER (of LIVING COLOUR), ART OFFICIAL Jan. 17, Freebird Live EYE EMPIRE Jan. 18, Brewster’s Roc Bar PARKER URBAN BAND Jan. 18, Dog Star Tavern DIRTY SHANNON, CHARLIE WALKER, SPLIT TONE, BUILT TO BE BROKEN Jan. 18, Freebird Live HONEY MILLER Jan. 18, Underbelly EASTER ISLAND Jan. 19, Burro Bar SIMPLY SINATRA Jan. 19, Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts ELVIS LIVES! Jan. 19, T-U Center OSCAR MIKE, FLAGSHIP ROMANCE Jan. 19, Jack Rabbits GERRY WILLIAMS BAND Jan. 19, Dog Star Tavern Duval Fest: SWORDZ, AL PETE, JERICO, ROB FRANCIS, CITY LIMITS, STRIFE, MOSES WEST, CELLO X5, DEZ NADO, VENNUM Jan. 19, Brewster’s Megaplex ERIC TAYLOR Jan. 19, European Street Café Southside YONDER MOUNTAIN STRING BAND Jan. 20, Freebird Live THE COLOR MORALE, OUR LAST NIGHT, YOUR MEMORIAL, FOR ALL I AM, I AM ENDSEEKER, CADIENCE Jan. 20, Murray Hill Theatre RICHARD THOMPSON Jan. 22, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall HELIO SEQUENCE, SHABAZZ PALACES Jan. 22, Original Café Eleven CANDLEBOX, HORNIT Jan. 24, Freebird Live PERSONAL BOY, SIGNS OF IRIS, JUICY PONY Jan. 24, 1904 Music Hall TWISTA Jan. 24, Brewster’s Megaplex RICHARD SMITH, JULIE ADAMS Jan. 24, European Street Café San Marco MARSHALL CRENSHAW & THE BOTTLE ROCKETS Jan. 25, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall CHROMA, ANTIQUE ANIMALS Jan. 25, Mellow Mushroom Jax Beach THE MALAH, SIR CHARLES Jan. 25, 1904 Music Hall LINGO Jan. 25, Jack Rabbits BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY Jan. 25, Brewster’s Megaplex JACKYL Jan. 26, Brewster’s Megaplex MISSY RAINES Jan. 26, European Street Café San Marco CANDLEBOX Jan. 26, Freebird Live HERD OF WATTS Jan. 26, Dog Star Tavern JAMIE DEFRATES, SUSAN BROWN Jan. 26, European Street Café Southside POCKET VINYL, GARRETT ON ACOUSTIC, THE MONSTER

FOOL Jan. 28, Burro Bar WRETCHED Jan. 29, Brewster’s Megaplex LOBO MARINO, ANTIQUE ANIMALS Jan. 30, Underbelly KREWELLA Jan. 30, Pure DEAR RABBIT Jan. 31, Burro Bar THE JAUNTEE Jan. 31, Dog Star Tavern RICKETT PASS, MUDTOWN Jan. 31, Phoenix Taproom G. LOVE & SPECIAL SAUCE, SWEAR AND SHAKE Jan. 31 & Feb. 1, Freebird Live ED KOWALCZYK Feb. 1, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall PAT TRAVERS Feb. 1, Brewster’s Megaplex DUDE MAGNETS Feb. 1, Burro Bar PUMPKIN, WARP 9 Feb. 1, 1904 Music Hall JOSH MILLER’S BLUES REVUE, KARL W. DAVIS Feb. 1, Dog Star Tavern PRE-INTERNATIONAL NOISE CONFERENCE Feb. 2, Burro Bar BEN “ONE MAN BAND” PRESTAGE Feb. 2, Dog Star Tavern CHARLIE HALL, DANIEL BASHTA, THE VESPERS Feb. 2, Murray Hill Theatre SOUTHSIDE JOHNNY & THE ASBURY JUKES Feb. 2, The Florida Theatre TURISAS Feb. 2, Brewster’s Megaplex PAUL GEREMIA Feb. 2, European Street Café Southside CHARLIE HALL, DANIEL BASHTA Feb. 2, Murray Hill Theatre THE XX Feb. 3, The Florida Theatre METH DAD, NETHERFRIENDS, AFTER THE BOMB, BABY! Feb. 3, Burro Bar SOUL ASYLUM Feb. 6, Freebird Live WE CAME AS ROMANS, CROWN THE EMPIRE, ME & THE TRINITY, I AM THE WITNESS Feb. 6, Murray Hill Theatre JIMMY BUFFETT & THE CORAL REEFER BAND Feb. 7, Veterans Memorial Arena LEON REDBONE Feb. 7, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JB SCOTT’S SWINGIN’ ALL-STARS Feb. 7, European Street Café San Marco WILLIE NELSON & FAMILY Feb. 8, The Florida Theatre NAMES DIVINE Feb. 8, Burro Bar FREDDY’S FINEST Feb. 8 & 9, Dog Star Tavern HIGHER LEARNING, LUMA GROVE Feb. 9, 1904 Music Hall JAKE MILLER Feb. 9, Jack Rabbits CHRIS KAHL Feb. 10, Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts REEL BIG FISH, THE PILFERS Feb. 10, Freebird Live RAPDRAGONS, UNIVERSAL GREEN Feb. 10, Burro Bar TORCHE Feb. 10, Jack Rabbits MURDER BY DEATH, MAN MAN Feb. 11, Jack Rabbits THE GHOSTWRITE, JON CREEDEN, BEAU CRUM Feb. 11, Burro Bar HATEBREED, SHADOWS FALL, DYING FETUS, THE CONTORTIONIST Feb. 12, Freebird Live MURS, PROF & FASHAWN Feb. 12, Jack Rabbits GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS Feb. 13, The Florida Theatre FISHBONE, WHOLE WHEAT BREAD Feb. 13, The Standard EMANCIPATOR Feb. 13, 1904 Music Hall JOHNNY WINTER Feb. 14, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall STEVE MILLER BAND Feb. 14, The Florida Theatre HOLOPAW Feb. 14, Nobby’s HARPETH RISING Feb. 14, European Street Café San Marco SCOTT COULTER Feb. 15 & 16, Thrasher-Horne Center BATTLE OF THE BANDS Feb. 15, Fletcher High School Aura Music & Arts Festival: PAPADOSIO, CONSPIRATOR, PERPETUAL GROOVE, THE HEAVY PETS, DOPAPOD, RAQ, KUNG FU Feb. 15-17, Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park DAN ZANES & FRIENDS, ELIZABETH MITCHELL Feb. 16, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall

KENNY ROGERS Feb. 16, The Florida Theatre March 28, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III March 1, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall VINYL THIEF Feb. 16, 1904 Music Hall PAT BENATAR & NEIL GIRALDO, BRYNN MARIE GRANDPAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S COUGH MEDICINE March 1, Dog Star Tavern EVER ENDING KICKS Feb. 16, Burro Bar March 29, The Florida Theatre HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL, THE WHISKEY GENTRY JUSTIN ACOUSTIC REUNION NIKKI TALLEY Feb. 16, European Street CafĂŠ Southside March 1, Burro Bar March 30, European Street Southside BALANCE & COMPOSURE, THE JEALOUS SOUND, MAN KEBâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; March 2, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall MAROON 5, NEON TREES, OWL CITY Feb. 16, Phoenix Taproom GRANT PEEPLES, SARAH MAC April 1, Veterans Memorial Arena DAYLIGHT, SACRED SUNS Feb. 16, Phoenix Taproom March 2, European Street CafĂŠ Southside RITA HOSKING April 4, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco GARRETT ON ACOUSTIC Feb. 16, 1904 Music Hall TATER FAMINE, MEMPHIBIANS March 2, Burro Bar TAMMERLIN ANNIVERSARY CONCERT BATTLE OF THE BANDS Feb. 16, St. Augustine High School BRUCE COCKBURN March 3, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall April 6, European Street CafĂŠ Southside JIM BRICKMAN Feb. 17, The Florida Theatre POLYENSO, AUTHOR March 3, Jack Rabbits CHICAGO April 7, St. Augustine Amphitheatre CAROLINA CHOCOLATE DROPS Feb. 17, P.V. Concert Hall HEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S MY BROTHER SHEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S MY SISTER, PAPER BIRD, SHAKEY SCHEMATIC, REKAPSE, ASKER, TREEHOUSE JAX BLUES FESTIVAL Feb. 17, T-U Center GRAVES, CANARY IN THE COALMINE March 3, Burro Bar April 10, Jack Rabbits ALAN PARSONS LIVE PROJECT Feb. 20, The Florida Theatre EXCISION, PAPER DIAMOND, VASKI March 4, Freebird Live MURIEL ANDERSON April 11, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco JE DOUBLE F Feb. 20, Burro Bar ENGLAND IN 1819 March 4, Burro Bar TAB BENOIT April 13, Mojo Kitchen Jax Beach TOMMY EMMANUEL Feb. 21, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall THE CUSSES, CLOUDEATER March 7, Burro Bar THIRD DAY April 14, St. Augustine Amphitheatre DAVID RUSSELL, JOHN PEYTON JUDY COLLINS March 7, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall WEIRD AL YANKOVIC April 16, The Florida Theatre Feb. 21, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco DREW NELSON March 7, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco TIM GRIMM April 18, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco ANTIQUE ANIMALS Feb. 21, 1904 Music Hall BEATLES TRIBUTE â&#x20AC;&#x153;1964â&#x20AC;? March 9, The Florida Theatre DAVID BENOIT, BRIAN CULBERTSON ROLAND DYENS Feb. 22, The Florida Theatre Natural Life Music Festival: MARTIN SEXTON, FIELD April 19, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall TRIP LEE Feb. 22, Murray Hill Theatre REPORT, SWEAR AND SHAKE, SUGAR & THE HI-LOWS, BIG FREEDIA April 19, Jack Rabbits â&#x20AC;&#x2122;60s Folk Reunion Festival: THE KINGSTON TRIO, THE HENRY WAGONS March 10, Metropolitan Park CARRIE UNDERWOOD April 20, Veterans Memorial Arena LOVINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; SPOONFUL, MELANIE SAFKA Feb. 22, T-U Center THE HOWLING WIND March 10, Burro Bar MARY-LOU, TAMMERLIN April 20, European Street Southside CARRIE NATION & THE SPEAKEASY Feb. 22, Dog Star Tavern GET THE LED OUT (Led Zeppelin Tribute) FOURPLAY April 21, The Florida Theatre CELTIC CROSSROADS Feb. 23, The Florida Theatre March 13, The Florida Theatre JB SCOTTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SWINGINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ALL-STARS LOTUS, MOON HOOCH Feb. 23, Freebird Live CHRIS TOMLIN March 13, Veterans Memorial Arena April 25, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco SILENCE, BLUNT TRAUMA, DECISIONS, I AM THE WITNESS, WIL MARING, ROBERT BOWLIN SOILWORK, JEFF LOOMIS, BLACKGUARD, THE BROWNING, FROM WHAT REMAINS, DECIDED BY FATE March 14, European Street CafĂŠ San Marco WRETCHED April 27, Jack Rabbits Feb. 23, Jack Rabbits LISA LOEB March 15, The Florida Theatre For HOLCOMBE questions, pleaseFeb.call your representative at 260-9770.CELTICRUN DATE: 121812 DREW & THE NEIGHBORS 23, Murray Hill advertising WOMAN May 2, T-U Center JUAN SIDDI FLAMENCO THEATRE COMPANY Theatre GAMBLE ROGERS FESTIVAL KICKOFF: LARRY MANGUM, March 15 & 16, St. Augustine Amphitheatre FAX YOUR PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 WILLIE â&#x20AC;&#x153;BIG TOEâ&#x20AC;? 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• CLUBS • AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH

CAFE KARIBO, 27 N. Third St., 277-5269 Live music in the courtyard 6 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., 5 p.m. every Sun. DOG STAR TAVERN, 10 N. Second St., 277-8010 Karl Davis Showcase 8 p.m. Dec. 19. Spade McQuade 9:30 p.m. Dec. 20. Karl Davis & Friends 9:30 p.m. Dec. 21. Andrew Altman’s third annual Christmas Jam with Duane Trucks, 9:30 p.m. Dec. 22. Working Class Stiff features real vinyl 8 p.m. every Tue. Karl W. Davis Showcase 8 p.m. every Wed. Spade McQuade every Thur. Live music every Thur. & Fri. GENNARO’S ITALIANO SOUTH, 5472 First Coast Hwy., 491-1999 Live jazz 7:30-9:30 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. GREEN TURTLE TAVERN, 14 S. Third St., 321-2324 Dan Voll 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Live music every weekend MERMAID BAR, Florida House Inn, 22 S. Third St., 491-3322 Live local bands for open mic night, 7:30-10:30 p.m. every Thur. O’KANE’S IRISH PUB, 318 Centre St., 261-1000 Dan Voll 7:30 p.m. every Wed. Turner London Band 8:30 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. THE PALACE SALOON & SHEFFIELD’S, 117 Centre St., 491-3332 Buck Smith Project Band 9:30 p.m. Dec. 23. Buck Smith in the Saloon 9 p.m. every Tue. Wes Cobb 9 p.m. every Wed. DJ Heavy Hess in Sheffield’s every Thur. & Sat. DJ Anonymous in Sheffield’s every Fri. Schnockered in The Saloon every Sun. PLAE, 80 Amelia Circle, Amelia Island Plantation, 277-2132 Gary Ross 7-11 p.m. every Thur.-Sat. SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL, 1998 S. Fletcher Ave., 277-6990 Live music every night

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

AJ’S BAR & GRILLE, 10244 Atlantic Blvd., 805-9060 DJ Sheryl every Thur., Fri. & Sat. DJ Mike every Tue. & Wed. Karaoke every Thur. BREWSTERS MEGAPLEX/PIT/ROC BAR/THE EDGE, 845 University Blvd. N., 223-9850 Go Radio and My Brother’s Keeper Dec. 19. Zombie Walk Festival: DJ Ian Sassa, I Am the Hydra, Earth Empire, Vitamin, Snore, Cowboys and Indians from the Future, Too Phucks, The Noctambulant, Denied Til Death 7 p.m. Dec. 21 @ Roc Bar. Wreckfest: Evergreen Terrace and

Thick as Blood Dec. 22 @ Roc Bar. Live music every Wed.-Sat. MVP’S SPORTS GRILLE, 12777 Atlantic Blvd., 221-1090 Live music 9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. TONINO’S, 7001 Merrill Rd., 743-3848 Alaina Colding every Thur. W. Harvey Williams every Fri. Dino Saliba every Sat.

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

BRICK RESTAURANT, 3585 St. Johns Ave., 387-0606 Bush Doctors every first Fri. & Sat. Jazz every Fri. & Sat. THE CASBAH CAFE, 3628 St. Johns Ave., 981-9966 Goliath Flores every Wed. 3rd Bass every Sun. Live music every Mon. ECLIPSE, 4219 St. Johns Ave., 387-3582 DJ Keith spins for Karaoke every Tue. DJ Free spins vintage every Fri. DJs SuZi-Rok, LowKill & Mowgli spin for Chillwave Madness every Mon. ELEVATED AVONDALE, 3551 St. Johns Ave., 387-0700 Karaoke Dave Thrash Wed. DJ 151 spins Thur. DJ Catharsis first & fourth Sat. Patrick Evan & CoAlition Industry every Sun. MOJO NO. 4, 3572 St. Johns Ave., 381-6670 Wes Cobb & The End of the World 10 p.m. Dec. 21. Arvid Smith Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat. TOM & BETTY’S, 4409 Roosevelt Blvd., 387-3311 Live music every Fri. Karaoke every Sat.

BAYMEADOWS

COFFEE GRINDER, 9834 Old Baymeadows Rd., 642-7600 DJ Albert Adkins spins every Fri. DJs Adrian Sky, Alberto Diaz & Chris Zachrich spin every Tue. DJ Michael Stumbaugh spins every Sat. MY PLACE, 9550 Baymeadows Rd., 737-5299 Out of Hand every Mon. Rotating bands every other Tue. & Wed. OASIS GRILL & CHILL, 9551 Baymeadows Rd., 748-9636 DJs Stan and Mike Bend spin every Feel Good Fri.

BEACHES

(All clubs & venues in Jax Beach unless otherwise noted) BILLY’S BOATHOUSE GRILL, 2321 Beach Blvd., 241-9771 Craig Oden 5:30 p.m. Dec. 20. 4Play 6 p.m. Dec. 21. Slickwater 5:30 p.m. Dec. 22. Kurt Lanham 12:30 p.m. Dec. 23. Live music Wed.-Sun. BRIX TAPHOUSE, 300 N. Second St., 241-4668 DJ IBay every Tue., Fri. & Sat. DJ Ginsu every Wed. DJ Jade every Thur. Charlie Walker every Sun. CULHANE’S IRISH PUB, 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach,

Evergreen Terrace, a metal band with local roots, rocks with support from Thick as Blood, Dec. 22 at Brewster’s Megaplex in Arlington. Photo: Tim Tronckoe 249-9595 Karaoke with Hal 10 p.m. Dec. 22. JK Wayne 6:30 p.m. Dec. 23. John Thomas Group Jazz 6-8 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. & Sat. EL POTRO MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 1553 Third St. N., 241-6910 Wilfredo Lopez every Wed. & Sat. ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY, 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217, 249-2337 Live music every Thur. FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB, 177 E. Sailfish Dr., Atlantic Beach, 246-4293 Spade McQuade & the Allstars Dec. 21 & 22. Songwriters Nite every Tue. Ryan Campbell every Wed. Wes Cobb every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Charlie Walker every Mon. FREEBIRD LIVE, 200 N. First St., 246-2473 Chieforia and Tastebuds 8 p.m. Dec. 21. Sweet Lu CD release party with DJ Elofunk, James Cove, KuR, Simple Natural, Yung Lion and Mike D 10 p.m. Dec. 22. The Waiting (Tom Petty tribute) Dec. 28 GREEN ROOM BREWING, 228 N. Third St., 201-9283 Firewater Tent Revival Dec. 21. Clayton Bush Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat. ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 Brenna Vick Dec. 19. Clayton Bush Dec. 20. Doug Macrae Dec. 21. Kevin Ski Dec. 22. Live music every Wed.-Sat. KC CRAVE, 1161 Beach Blvd., 595-5660 Live music every Thur.-Sat. LILLIE’S COFFEE BAR, 200 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-2922 Sarah Mac Band Dec. 21. Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. LYNCH’S IRISH PUB, 514 N. First St., 249-5181 Ryan Crary & DiCarlo Thompson Dec. 20. Something Distant Dec. 21 & 22. Split Tone 10:30 p.m. every Tue. Uncommon Legends every Wed. Wits End every Sun. Little Green Men every Mon. MAYPORT TAVERN, 2775 Old Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach, 270-0801 Shot Down in Flames (ACDC tribute) 9 p.m. Dec. 29. Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1018 N. Third St., Ste. 2, 246-1500 Ryan Crary Dec. 19. Grandpa’s Cough Medicine Dec. 20. BLORR and Code Red Dec. 21. Live music every Wed.-Sun. MEZZA LUNA, 110 First St., Neptune Beach, 249-5573 Neil Dixon 6 p.m. every Tue. Gypsies Ginger 6 p.m. every Wed. Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson 6 p.m. every Thur. MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN, 1850 S. Third St., 246-1070 Wes Cobb 10 p.m. every Tue. DJ Austin Williams Karaoke 9 p.m. every Wed., Sat. & Sun. DJ Papa Sugar 9 p.m. every Mon., Thur. & Fri. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE, 2309 Beach Blvd., 247-3300 Aaron Kroener Dec. 19. Les B. Fine Dec. 20 & 26. Chuck Nash Duo Dec. 21. Braxton Adamson Dec. 22. Alex Affronti and John Austill Duo Dec. 23. Reggae on the deck every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sun. Live music every third Wed. NORTH BEACH BISTRO, 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach, 372-4105 Billy Bowers 7:30-10:30 p.m. Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat. OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Ernie & Debi Evans Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat. POE’S TAVERN, 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7637 Be Easy every Sat. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Billy Bowers 7 p.m. Dec. 19. Midlife Crisis Dec. 20. Al Naturale Dec. 21 & 22. Exit Dec. 23. Live music every Thur.-Sun. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Open mic with Paul Haftel Dec. 19. Mark O’Quinn Dec. 21. Paxton & Mike Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat.

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1904 MUSIC HALL, 19 Ocean St., 1904jax.com Consider the Source and Artilect Dec. 19. Chroma, Harry A. & The Holy Men, Naughty List and Dr. Vernon Dec. 20. Kinda Major and His Name Was Iron Dec. 24. Hip-hop every First Fri. Open mic every Mon. BURRO BAR, 100 E. Adams St., 677-2977 Andy D and Single

White Herpe & the AIDS 8 p.m. Dec. 18. Fifth anniversary party with Thee Harmonious Fists, The Lifeforms, Antique Animals and DJ Furoche Dec. 22. T Minus 9 and Hourglass Ashes Dec. 23. Dikembe and You Blew It!, Locals and Kato Dec. 27. Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ NickFresh every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. FIONN MacCOOL’S, Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 176, 374-1247 Jimmy Solari 7 p.m. Dec. 20. Braxton Adamson 5 p.m., Baystreet 9 p.m. Dec. 21. Chuck Nash Band 9 p.m. Dec. 22. Live music every weekend THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr., 353-1188 Easton Corbin 6 p.m. Dec. 19. Sho Nuff 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Dec. 21. Party Train 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat. KALA, 331 E. Bay St., 356-6455 The Lifeforms and All Night Wolves Dec. 20. DJ Paten Locke and Patrick Evan & Co-Alition every Wed. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Roy Luis spins house soulful, gospel, deep, acid, hip, Latin, tribal, Afrobeat, tech/electronic, disco, rarities 9:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. every Wed. DJ Vinn spins Top 40 every Thur. DJ 007 spins ultra house & top 40 dance every Fri. DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., 356-1110 Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. DJs Bryan & Q45 spin every Fri. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. DJ SwitchGear every Thur. PHOENIX TAPROOM, 325 W. Forsyth St., 798-8222 Live music every Fri. & Sat. TSI, 333 E. Bay St., 701-3576 Derek VanScoten 8:30 p.m. Dec. 23 UNDERBELLY, 113 E. Bay St., 353-6067 Sundrenched, Personal Boy, Datadiamond and DJ Lightwork 10 p.m. Dec. 20. So Intense EP release party with Real Job 10 p.m. Dec. 21. Alex Culbreth & the Dead Country Stars and Eddie Dickerson Dec. 23. Old Time Jam 7 p.m. every Tue. Fjord Explorer & Screamin’ Eagle every Troubadour Thursday ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Chris Dudley Dec. 20. DJ BG Dec. 21. Pappa Crawdaddy Dec. 22. Live music Wed.-Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins every Thur. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke Dec. 19. DJ BG Dec. 20. Ernie & Debi Evans 6 p.m., One Night Stand 9:30 p.m. Dec. 21. Pop Muzik 9:30 p.m. Dec. 22. Deck music 5 p.m. every Fri. & Sat., 4 p.m. every Sun.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford 6:30 p.m. every Sat. & Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Top 40 music Dec. 18 & 25. Fratello Dec. 19. Big Engine Dec. 21 & 22. Karaoke every Thur. & Sun. Live music Tue., Wed., Fri. & Sat. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Karaoke Dude every Wed. Live music every Fri.

JULINGTON CREEK, NW ST. JOHNS

SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

MANDARIN

AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with Diamond Dave every Wed. Live music every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Jazz 7-9 pm., Karaoke 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff Fri. & Sat. RACK EM UP, 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr., Ste. 205, 2624030 Live music, DJs, Karaoke and open mic.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

BLACK HORSE WINERY, 420 Kingsley Ave., 644-8480 Live music 6-9 p.m. every Fri., 2-6 p.m. every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PREVATT’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL, 2620 Blanding Blvd., Middleburg, 282-1564 Confluent Dec. 20. EverSay Dec. 21. Live music every Fri. & Sat. THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Blistur Dec. 20. Out of Hand Dec. 21. Swerved Dec. 22. Live music every Thur.-Sat.

PALATKA

DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 JW Gilmore 8 p.m. Dec. 22. Kelly Richey Jan. 20. Local talent every Wed. Live music every Thur. Country music showcase every Fri. Blues jam every Sun.

PONTE VEDRA, PALM VALLEY

ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 820 A1A N., Ste. E-18, 834-2492 Jay DeCosta Dec. 19. Billy Buchanan Dec. 20. Lance Neely Dec. 21. John Austill Dec. 22. Live music every Wed.-Sat. LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 285-0139 The Monster Fool 6 p.m. Dec. 21 & 22. Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson 7-10 p.m. every Fri. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 280-7766 SoundStage on the upper deck every Sun. SUN DOG BREWING CO., 822 A1A N., Ste. 105, 686-1852 Live music every Wed.-Sat.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

HAPPY HOURS, 952 Lane Ave. N., 683-0065 Karaoke 4 p.m. every Sun. HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic 8 p.m. every Wed. INTUITION ALE WORKS, 720 King St., 683-7720 You Knew Me When 7:30 p.m. Dec. 18. Live music every Taproom Tunesday KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor 9:30 p.m. every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. THE LOFT, 925 King St., loftthursdays.com DJs Wes Reed and Josh Kemp spin for PBR Party every Thur. METRO/RAINBOW ROOM PIANO BAR, 859 Willowbranch Ave., 388-8719 Karaoke Rob spins 10 p.m. Sun.-Wed. DJ Zeke Smith spins 10 p.m. Fri. DJ Michael Murphy spins 10 p.m. Sat. MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave. S., 388-7807 Second Thief’s annual Christmas show with Don’t Sigh Daisy, Lilyth Bear, Corey Kilgannon, Palm Trees & Power Lines, Alexis Rhode, Jenni Reid, Kevin Briscoe and Josh Ivey 8 p.m. Dec. 21 RASCALS, 3960 Confederate Point Rd., 772-7335 Karaoke 8 p.m. every Thur.

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Will Pearsall Dec. 20. The Grapes of Roth Dec. 21 & 22. Live music every Thur.-Sat. ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Open mic Dec. 18. St. Augustine Songwriters Guild 6:30 p.m. Dec. 19. Smokin’ Joe & The End of the World Party 8:30 p.m. Dec. 21 CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St., 826-1594 Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg 7-11 p.m. Dec. 21. Kenny & Tony 2-5 p.m., Ain’t Too Proud 2 Beg 7-11 p.m. Dec. 22. Vinny Jacobs 2-5 p.m. Dec. 23. Live music every Fri.-Sun. CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. HARRY’S, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Billy Bowers 6-10 p.m. Dec. 29. Live music every Fri. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite, house band every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler noon every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth 11 a.m. every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 Back from the Brink Dec. 21 & 22. Katherine Archer Dec. 23. Chad Alan & Bret Blackshear Dec. 25. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Aaron Esposito every Thur. Will Pearsall every Mon. MOJO BBQ OLD CITY, 5 Cordova St., 342-5264 Sam Pacetti 10 p.m. Dec. 21. 7th Street Band 10 p.m. Dec. 22 NOBBY’S, 10 Anastasia Blvd., 547-2188 You’ll Live, The Caution Children, Nations and Four Word Letter 9 p.m. Dec. 18. Live music every Fri. PIZZALLEY’S CHIANTI ROOM, 60 Charlotte St., 825-4100 Dennis Fermin Spanish Guitar Band 4 p.m. every Mon. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Jeremy Austin 8 p.m. Dec. 18. Chase Rideman 9 p.m. Dec. 19. Chillula 9 p.m. Dec. 20. Amy Hendrickson project 9 p.m. Dec. 21. Michael Jordan noon, The Gootch 9 p.m. Dec. 22. Gary Campbell noon, Kaylee Rose 7 p.m. Dec. 23 THE STANDARD, 200 Anastasia Blvd., 342-2187 Red River Band 8 p.m. Dec. 20. Indie, dance & electro every Tue. Country every Thur. STOGIES JAZZ CLUB, 36 Charlotte St., 826-4008 The Mood 9 p.m. Dec. 21 TAPS BAR & GRILL, 2220 C.R. 210 W., 819-1554 Bush Doctors Dec. 21. Live music every Fri. THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Dennis Fermin Spanish Guitar Band 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Sat. Bossa Nova with Monica da Silva and Chad Alger 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Spanky the Band Dec. 21 & 22. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth 1 p.m., Mark Hart 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin 1 p.m., Wade 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur.

ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH

AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Piano bar with Kenyon Dye 5-9:30 p.m. every Sun. JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat.

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz every Tue. Beer house rock every Wed. Live music every Thur. Will Hurley every Fri. Bill Rice every Sat. BAHAMA BREEZE, 10205 River Coast Dr., 646-1031 Clarence

Wears every Tue. Selwyn Toby every Wed. Barry O 4 p.m., Laree App 7:30 p.m. every Thur. Laree App 4 p.m., Selwyn Toby 8 p.m. every Fri. Barry O 4 p.m., Laree App 8 p.m. every Sat. Selwyn Toby 4 p.m., Laree App 7:30 p.m. every Sun. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 DiCarlo Thompson Dec. 22. Live music 5-7 p.m. every Wed., 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur.-Sat. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Harry & Sally 7 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke every Sat. MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Redbeard & Stinky E Dec. 19. Charlie Walker Dec. 20. Pappa Crawdaddy Dec. 21. Paul Haftel Dec. 22. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Open mic every Sun. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., 997-1999 Confluent 9 p.m. Dec. 21. Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music 10 p.m. Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music from 9 p.m.mid. every Thur. and 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Cowford County Band Dec. 21. XHale Band Dec. 28. Live music every Fri. Karaoke every Wed.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 399-1740 Linda Cole and The Joshua Bowlus Trio 8 p.m. Dec. 20. Jazz every second Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. American Top 40 every Fri. Salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Bad Santa & the Angry Elves and DJ Sleigh 8 p.m. Dec. 18. Jason Adamo Band, Flagship Romance, Rachael McGuire and Keaton Simons Dec. 19. The Pinz, General Tso’s Fury, Hurricane Gun, The Hoverounds and Danka Dec. 20. Sage Francis and B. Dolan Dec. 21. Chad Jasmine & the Bath Party, Sentropolis and Tropic of Cancer Dec. 22. The Julius Airwave Dec. 23. Oscar Mike, Son of a Bad Man and Jenni Reid Dec. 25. Opiate Eyes, Robert Raimon Roy and Taste Buds Dec. 26 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Patrick Evan & Bert Mingea or Mark O’Quinn every Thur. PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Soul on the Square with MVP Band & Special Formula 8 p.m.; DJ Dr. Doom every Mon. DJs Wes Reed & Josh Kemp spin underground dance music for Are Friends Electric 9 p.m. every Wed. DJ Hal spins for Karaoke every Thur. Mitch Kuhman & Friends of Blake every other Fri. DJs Rogue & Mickey Shadow spin every Factory Sat.

SOUTHSIDE

BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Creekside Songwriters Showcase 7-10 p.m. Dec. 19. Open mic with The Foxes every Tue. & with George every Thur. Live music every Fri. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 399-1740 A Midnight Clear: Bob Moore and Tony Steve 7 p.m. Dec. 22. Live music every Sat. ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 854-6060 Bryan Ripper Dec. 19. Job Meiller Dec. 20. Marc Rubinstein Dec. 21. Jimmy Solari Dec. 22. Live music every Thur.-Sat. LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 DJ Jeff Bell every Tue. VJ Ginsu every Sat.

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

DAMES POINT MARINA, 4542 Irving Rd., 751-3043 Open mic 6 p.m. every Wed. DJ Steve 6 p.m. every Thur. SHANTY TOWN PUB, 22 W. Sixth St., 798-8222 Live music every Twin Peaks Fri. SKYLINE SPORTSBAR, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Al Poindexter for open mic 7 p.m. Dec. 20. Jacob Creel 8 p.m. Dec. 21. CJ Fluharty 8 p.m. Dec. 22. Live music every Thur.-Sat. 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music every Sat. TUCKERS HWY. 17 TAVERN, 850532 U.S. 17, Yulee, 225-9211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

Singer-songwriter Alex Culbreth takes the stage Dec. 23 at Underbelly in Downtown Jacksonville.

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Comedian Ralph Harris, who had roles in “Dreamgirls” and “Evan Almighty,” performed Dec. 6-8 at the newly opened Comedy Club of Jacksonville on Beach Boulevard. Photo: Walter Coker

Class, Not Crass

New Comedy Club of Jacksonville serves up tasteful adult humor with a rating system for content and language THE COMEDY CLUB OF JACKSONVILLE Jeff Jena headlines Dec. 20-22 8:04 p.m. every Thursday; 8:04 and 10:18 p.m. every Friday and Saturday Tickets are $6, $15 and $25 11000 Beach Blvd., Southside 646-4277, jacksonvillecomedy.com

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teve Smith takes his humor seriously. A former radio talent and salesman-turnedentrepreneur, Smith has been working to bring his concept of an up-market adult comedy venue to Jacksonville for the past four years. Now that blueprint has become reality, and he’s been managing the launch of 2012 his new comedy club — from booking talent to scheduling kitchen inspections to choosing the pre-show music. Smith’s been involved with comedy throughout his professional life, especially as a disc jockey for Clear Channel Radio, cracking jokes behind the microphone and later as a sales representative, where several of his accounts were comedy clubs. “Comedy is probably the world’s second-oldest entertainment profession. Obviously, we know what the first profession was,” Smith insinuates. “The second probably started when those professionals made fun of their clients’ size and performance.” Even though the area already has The Comedy Zone, Three Layers’ Comedy Sundays, Mad Cowford Improv and St. Augustine’s Gypsy Comedy Club, Smith felt there was room for another comedic venue. Nestled in a suburban shopping center on Beach Boulevard, just west of St. Johns Bluff Road South, The Comedy Club of Jacksonville had a soft opening in midNovember, preparing for its grand opening on the last weekend in January 2013. “It’s between the final NFL playoff game and the Super Bowl,” Smith pointed out. Headlining that weekend will be Caroline Rhea, who’s starred in several major comedy films and TV shows including “The Biggest Loser” and “The Caroline Rhea Show.” Throughout the year, the club plans to feature headliners who’ve appeared on MTV, HBO and Comedy Central. “I’d consulted with several comedy clubs in Tampa, Sarasota, and in Columbia, S.C., when I was an account rep,” Smith explained. “My vision is a ‘friendlier’ adult comedy club experience. None of our comedians do explicitly harsh-language shows.” The comics’ material doesn’t lean on the obscene, either. To Smith and company, this is no laughing matter. The club rates its comedians according

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to language and content. “That’s for several reasons. First, you don’t have to cuss to be funny. Secondly, we appeal to a more sophisticated audience … spouses’ night out and date nights, corporate group sales and the like. Many clubs book comics that regularly use obscenities. But you won’t hear many ‘f-bombs’ or the like here. I’m not saying it’s never going to happen; particularly with a major talent like Caroline Rhea. She’s going to do her own thing. But with nearly everyone else, I book them particularly because their act, while sometimes risqué, is relatively clean in language, and I specifically request they keep it that way. Content-wise, it’s the same. We feature professional talent whose comedic fare is sometimes ‘adult,’ but without hardcore vulgarity.” The venue’s website devotes a full page explaining its comedic mission in a tieredrating system and schedule. Content ranges from “Soft R” to “Hard R.” “We don’t do X-rated shows,” Smith emphasizes. “That rating’s for strip clubs, not this venue, ever.” Its language rating spans from “PG-13” to “Hard R,” the former not having any “f-bombs” while the latter may have some occasional cursing. “At the beginning of each performance, we’ll announce the show’s language and content ratings. If someone thinks that show might be too offensive for their party, we’ll gladly refund their admission price and reschedule them for a different performance.” Smith touts his new venue as one where businesses can bring their employees, middleaged couples can bring their elder parents or young adult children, preferably over age 21, as alcohol is served. He reiterated, “We want our guests to enjoy themselves, but not at the expense of our talent being distasteful.” The Comedy Club’s menu features “Food on a Shtick” entrées (insert cymbal crash here) with chicken, steak, shrimp and vegetable kabobs as well as appetizers, salads and desserts. “Our menu is diverse and appealing, but none of the items are overly filling. It’s uncomfortable to enjoy a night of belly laughs when your stomach is full.” Brian J. Foley, creator and host of the Comedy Sundays show at Three Layers Café in Springfield, said he hopes the new comedy venue is successful. “It’s fantastic he’s bringing professional comedians here. It helps all of us in Jacksonville’s funny business scene.” Robert Kaye themail@folioweekly.com

EVENTS

HOLIDAY SPORTS CAMP Former Jaguars safety Donovin Darius hosts his foundation’s free annual Nothing’s Out of Bounds camp for 200 boys and girls, ages 9-14, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dec. 22 at EverBank Field, Downtown. DonovinDariusFoundation.com TOYS FOR TOTS DISTRIBUTION PARTY The Oldest City Detachment #383, Marine Corps League, distributes toys to needy children Dec. 22 at Elks Lodge 829, 1420 A1A S., St. Augustine. grerm@yahoo.com END OF THE WORLD PARTY Green Room Brewing holds a tapping party 4 p.m. Dec. 21 at 228 N. Third St., Jax Beach. The new brew Quetzalcoatl, is released. Firewater Tent Revival performs. Food trucks On The Fly Sandwiches & Stuff and Corner Taco are on site. 201-9283. ZOOLIGHTS The inaugural ZOOlights is held 6:30-9:30 p.m. Sun.-Thur. and 6:30-10 p.m. Fri. and Sat. through Dec. 31 at Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens, 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville. Thousands of LED lights create a winter wonderland with moving sculptures and animal silhouettes. Santa drops in through Dec. 24; Mrs. Claus has storytime every Sun. Snow falls nightly at 8 p.m. Sing-alongs, dancing, train rides, reindeer games, bounce house, giant slide and kids’ activities are featured; call for schedule. Admission is $7 for members, $9 for non-members. For schedules, call 757-4463. HOLIDAY ON THE RIVER The dance and concert series at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Downtown, continues with Ballet Arts Center, Gymnastics Unlimited Dec. 18, North Florida Twirling Academy, Joe and the Rockettes, Golden Girls of Jacksonville Dec. 20, Ultimate Dance, Voices of Victory, Asia and Company Dec. 21, Prince of Peace Catholic Church, I Am International, First Coast Kids, Switzerland Dance School, Kyleigh Hill and Changing Hearts Ministries Dec. 22. The tree light shows run through New Year’s Eve. Free. Sun.-Thur. 6-9 p.m.; Fri. and Sat. 6 p.m.-mid. GINGERBREAD HOUSES The 11th annual Gingerbread House Extravaganza is on display 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through Dec. 22, Mon.-Sat., at Jacksonville Historical Society, Old St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church, 317 Randolph Blvd., Downtown. The 30-plus houses are created by local chefs, architects, culinary students, engineers and civic organizations. Proceeds benefit the Society. Admission is $5 for adults, $3 for kids ages 3-16; free for kids under 2. The Victorian Merrill Museum House is open from 1:30-3:30 p.m. for tours. 665-0064. jaxhistory.com COSMIC CONCERTS Laser Holiday 7 & 8 p.m., Laser X 9 p.m., Laser Metallica 10 p.m. Dec. 21 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Cir., Southbank. Online tickets are $5. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org

POLITICS, BUSINESS, ACTIVISM

WHAT’S YOUR MONEY PERSONALITY? The Get Financially Fit workshop is held 6-7:30 p.m. Dec. 18 at Southeast Regional Library’s Comm. Rm. B, 10599 Deerwood Park Blvd., Jacksonville. Free. Registration is encouraged; go to jaxpubliclibrary.org/financiallyfit or call 390-4008. SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB City of Jacksonville’s Bill Bishop appears 11:30 a.m. Dec. 19 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin. Admission is $20. 396-5559.

BOOKS & WRITING

JAX YOUTH WRITERS Meets 7-8:45 p.m. Dec. 27 at Southeast Regional Library, 10599 Deerwood Park Blvd., Southside. Free. Writers younger than 18 and their parents. 742-7359. FloridaYouthWriters.org CLAY COUNTY WRITERS’ GROUP The group meets 6:15-8 p.m. Dec. 19 at the Orange Park Public Library, 2054 Plainfield Ave., Orange Park. Free. 278-4750.

COMEDY

SHAUN JONES Allstars appear 8 p.m. Dec. 18. Jones appears 8 p.m. Dec. 19, 20 and 21 and at 8 and 10 p.m. Dec. 22 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road (in Ramada Inn), Mandarin. Tickets are $10 and $12. 292-4242. comedyzone.com MAD COWFORD IMPROV The local comedy troupe performs 8:15 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at Northstar Substation, 119 E. Bay St., Downtown. Admission is $5. 860-5451. THREE LAYERS COFFEEHOUSE Brian Foley hosts various comedians 7-8 p.m. every Sun. at Three Layers Café, 1602 Walnut St., Springfield. 355-9791.

UPCOMING EVENTS

BUNNICULA Jan. 17, The Florida Theatre ANNUAL ML KING BREAKFAST Jan. 18, Prime Osborn Center JERRY SEINFELD Jan. 18, T-U Center HARRIET TUBMAN & THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD Jan. 30, The Florida Theatre HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS March 1, Veterans Memorial Arena

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

MARINELAND LECTURE GTM Research Reserve Public Information Specialist Emily Jane Murray discusses “Living off the Water: The Timucua and Estuarine Resources” 10-11 a.m. Dec. 18 at the Reserve’s Marineland Field Office, west side of A1A at Ocean Shore Blvd., south end of Town of Marineland. Murray tells how these Native Americans, in Northeast Florida when the Spanish arrived, used the estuaries as a food and raw material source. RSVP by going to gtmnerrmarinelandlecture. eventbrite.com or call 823-4500. JAGUARS VS. PATRIOTS The Jacksonville Jaguars close out their home games when they take on the New England Patriots 1 p.m. Dec. 23 at EverBank Field, One EverBank Place, Downtown. Single-game tickets for home games start at $45. 633-2000. jaguars.com FUN RUN/WALK REGISTRATION Registration is open for a Fun Run/Walk held Jan. 19 at Alpine Groves Park, 2060 S.R. 13, St. Johns. Registration is $15 for ages 13 and older. This is a benefit fundraiser for the restoration of the interior of the turnof-the-century house located on the park property. To register, go to mayomedia.com. friendsofalpinepark@gmail.com

KIDS

JACKSONVILLE SUNS HOLIDAY BASEBALL CAMP The camp, open to kids ages 7-12, is held 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dec. 18 and 19 at the Baseball Grounds, 301 Randolph Blvd., Downtown. Twoday camp fee is $85, includes lunch both days, a collectable camp ball cap and tickets to a Suns game. 358-2846 ext. 128. MOSH WINTER CAMP CHILL OUT Camps for kids in grades K-5 feature Green Planet on Dec. 20, Santa’s Toy Shop Dec. 21, Winterland Wonders Dec. 26 and Lego Robots Dec. 27 at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Southbank. $40 per day for members, $55 for nonmembers. For details, call 396-6674 ext. 226. themosh.org AMELIA ISLAND MUSEUM OF HISTORY 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7378. The children’s exhibit, “Discovery Ship,” allows kids to pilot the ship, hoist flags and learn about the history of Fernandina’s harbor. Free. WINTERFEST 2012 An Alpine snow village, outdoor ice-skating rink, a 130-foot ice slide, Santa visits, cookie decorating, carnival, crafts, Santa’s workshop (and photo op), s’more roasting, reindeer games, teddy bear factory and a nightly snowfall through Jan. 13. Local musician Jenni Reid performs 6-8 p.m. Dec. 22. 1944 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. Proceeds benefit Seamark Ranch, a home for kids in crisis. Pricing by attraction; call for details. 246-4386. jaxwinterfest.com

COMMUNITY INTEREST

SANDBAR SANTA CHARITY FISH FRY Celebrity bartenders and fried fish are featured 4-8 p.m. Dec. 18 at The Sandbar Pub, 7025 A1A S., St. Augustine. Admission is $10. Proceeds benefit Council on Aging’s Christmas for low-income elders program. 461-4671. FIREFIGHTERS CHRISTMAS PARTY The Jacksonville Association of Fire Fighters Local 122 hold their second annual party 11 a.m. Dec. 20 at Fire Fighter Hall, 618 Stockton St., Jacksonville. 219-8657. HOMELESS PERSONS MEMORIAL SERVICE The Homeless Coalition holds services remembering those who have died this year, noon Dec. 21 at Salvation Army Chapel, 15. E. Church St., Downtown. 354-1100, 551-0935. eshcnefl.org COMMUNITY HOLIDAY PARTY Springfield Improvement Association holds this party and open house 6-9 p.m. Dec. 18 at its offices, 210 W. Seventh St., Springfield. Food, drinks and dessert are featured. 633-9308.

CLASSES & GROUPS

JAX BEACH LIFEGUARDS The American Red Cross Volunteer Life Saving Corps holds its winter class orientation 9 a.m. Feb. 3 at the Station, at the foot of Beach Boulevard at the ocean, Jax Beach. The ARC Corps features free lifesaving course, free American Red Cross certifications, a competition team and summer employment opportunities with Jax Beach Ocean Rescue. For details, call 249-9141. FREE YOGA ON THE RIVER Karen Roumillat, RYT, teaches free gentle yoga 9 a.m. on the fourth Sun. of the month on the boardwalk, weather permitting, at Walter Jones Historical Park, 11964 Mandarin Road, Mandarin. Bring a mat. 287-0452. MARINE VETERANS GROUP The Oldest City Detachment 383 gathers 7 p.m. on first Tue. of the month at Elks Lodge 829, 1420 A1A S., St. Augustine. 461-0139. mclfl383.org VIETNAM VETERANS OF AMERICA The Duval County Chapter No. 1046 gathers 7 p.m. the first Wed. of every month at the Elks Lodge, 1855 West Road, Southside. 419-8821. To be listed here, email time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to events@ folioweekly.com or click the link in our Happenings section at folioweekly.com.

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PERFORMANCE

WHITE CHRISTMAS The musical is staged for evening and matinee performances through Dec. 18-24 at Alhambra Theatre & Dining, 12000 Beach Blvd., Southside. $46-$53. For available shows, call 641-1212. alhambrajax.com FOREVER PLAID: PLAID TIDINGS This family-friendly musical is presented Dec. 20-Jan. 6 at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. $10-$25. 825-1164. limelight-theatre.org THE SANTALAND DIARIES The one-man show, a thinly veiled version of writer David Sedaris’ time spent working as one of Santa’s helpers at a NYC Macy’s, is staged Dec. 20-22 at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd., San Marco. $15. 396-4425. theatrejax.com THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre presents the family comedy Dec. 21-23 at Adele Grage Cultural Center, 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. $15. 249-7177. abettheatre.com WINTER ACTING SHOWCASE A showcase featuring actors of all ages begins with young performers, then continues with modern-day interpretations of Shakespeare’s plays “Much Ado About Nothing” and “Julius Caesar,” among others, starting 5:30 p.m. Dec. 20 at Scottish Rite Masonic Center, 965 Hubbard St., Downtown. 322-7672. theperformersacademy.com A CHRISTMAS CAROL The heartwarming Charles Dickens story is performed 8 p.m. Dec. 21 at the T-U Center, 300 W. Water St., Downtown. $26.50-$46.50. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org CLASSIC CHRISTMAS DANCE Dance students of all ages perform electric rhythm, Flamenco de la Costa, Spectrum Dance Factory and more 7 p.m. Dec. 21 at Boleros, 10131 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. 721-3399. boleros.cc HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH The 5 & Dime promises explicit content and very loud rock ‘n’ roll in a staging of the rock musical Dec. 21 and 22 at Underbelly, 113 E. Bay St., Downtown. $10-$15. the5anddime.org A MARK TWAIN CHRISTMAS AND JOSEPH – THE HUSBAND OF MARY The plays are performed as Act I and Act II before Twain and Joseph banter with each other and invite questions from the audience in Act III, 7:30 p.m. Dec. 21 and 22, and 2 p.m. Dec. 23 at The Pioneer Barn Theater at Fort Menendez, St. Augustine. $20. 824-8874. RUNAWAY AT CHRISTMAS Simply Church performs “Runaway at Christmas,” a modern play about the meaning and spirit of Christmas, 9:30 a.m. Dec. 23 at Simply Church, 3033 Monument Rd., Arlington. 233-0542. simplychurchjax.com/gathering.html THE CHOCOLATE NUTCRACKER This multicultural take on the traditional holiday ballet is staged 2 and 7:30 p.m. Dec. 29 at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 Water St., Downtown. $20-$60. 768-2255.

CALLS & WORKSHOPS

PONTE VEDRA CLASSES, WORKSHOPS The Cultural Center at Ponte Vedra Beach offers art classes and workshops through Dec. 21 at 50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach. 280-0614 ext. 204. VOICE ACTOR AUDITION An animation project needs voices for three recurring characters for a student production, on a voluntary basis, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Dec. 22 at Pablo Creek Branch Library, Community Room A, 13295 Beach Blvd., Southside. The voice actors sign a deferred payment contract in the event the project makes money. 742-7721. ARTS IN THE PARK Submissions are accepted for the 10th annual Arts in the Park through Dec. 28. The event is scheduled for April 27 at Johansen Park in Atlantic Beach. For information and applications, email tjohnson@coab.us or artsjolynjohnson@bellsouth.net. ART TRADING CARDS Local Artists Coming Together seeks original works of art set to the theme of “Self Portraits.” Fifty submissions will be selected to create the third series of collectible artist trading cards. The deadline is Dec. 31; no entry fee. Submit to lact@notjustapen.net FIGURE PORTRAIT SHOW CALL St. Augustine Art Association receives gesture drawings, academic figure studies, formal portraits, busts and people in groups represented in any style and material, noon-7 p.m. Jan. 2 and noon-4 p.m. Jan. 3 at the St. Augustine Art Association, 22 Marine St. 824-2310. The exhibit is on display Jan. 4-27. AMELIA ISLAND FILM FESTIVAL The film festival accepts submissions for short and feature film through Jan. 3. The entry fee is $25 for short, $35 for feature. The festival is scheduled for March 21-24. Details and entry forms

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are available at ameliaislandfilmfestival.org/Submissions.html TRANSFORMATIONS IN HEALING CALL An art competition from Healogics, open to residents of Duval, Nassau, Clay, Baker and St. Johns counties, offers a $5,000 commission and an exhibit in the wound care business’s Jacksonville headquarters. As many as 10 finalists receive $500 each. Artists may submit more than one entry in all visual art media, except video and art forms requiring electricity, related to the theme of “Transformations in Healing.” The deadline is Jan. 4 for entries, and the art is displayed beginning Jan. 17. Guidelines and submission details at healogics.com/transformations NASSAU ART AT THE CALLAHAN DEPOT The West Nassau Historical Society accepts entries from Nassau County artists in oils, acrylics, watercolors, mixed media, pastels and drawing and print-making through Jan. 7. The show is held 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Jan. 26. 879-3406. wnhsfl.org DRAWING & PAINTING CLASSES Joan F. Tasca offers oil and acrylic painting classes 9 a.m.noon Jan. 8-Feb. 12 and drawing classes 9 a.m.-noon Jan. 10Feb. 14 at The Art Studio, 370 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine. Registration closes Jan. 3. 402-2292. joanftasca.com HOTEL PONCE DE LEON EXHIBIT Flagler College is looking for original items and artifacts from the Hotel Ponce de Leon to be displayed on the opening day of the college’s celebration, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Jan. 12 at Flagler College, 74 King St., St. Augustine. To offer an original piece from the Ponce for display, call 819-6205. WATERCOLOR CLASSES Jennie’s Gallery offers beginning and intermediate watercolor classes in January at 3915 Hendricks Ave., San Marco. 294-3135. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES FOR ADULTS Adult classes are held 7-8 p.m. every Mon., beginning Jan. 14 at Boleros Dance Center, 10131 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. The fee is $264 for the first 16-week session. 228-9931. jacksonville-dance.com BALLROOM PROGRAM FOR KIDS Progressive ballroom classes for children are held 4-4:45 p.m. Mon. and Wed., beginning Jan. 14 at Boleros Dance Center, 10131 Atlantic Blvd., Jacksonville. The fee is $100 per child for the class held Jan. 14-May 14. 228-9931. jacksonville-dance.com WINTER TEEN ART CONTEST Local artists, ages 12-18, may submit up to three pieces of visual art, including photography, mixed media and threedimensional pieces in the Jacksonville Public Library Winter Teen Art Contest. The entries are judged on skill, originality and “wow” factor. Submissions accepted through Jan. 15, along with an entry form, at any Jacksonville library location. The winner receives a $30 gift certificate to Reddi Arts and a solo show in the Teen Department Gallery at the Main Library in March. 630-2665. jaxpubliclibrary.org/teens/teenart-contest-winter2012.pdf ORANGE PARK WORKSHOP Orange Park Community Theatre offers a spring theater workshop for students in grades 2-8. Classes are held 4:306:30 p.m. Mon.-Thur., Jan. 14-April 21. For more information, go to opct.org CALL FOR ECOLOGY-THEMED ART Eco Arts announces its second annual ecology-themed competition with six creative categories. A cash prize pool of $12,500 is awarded. The deadline for entries is Jan. 15. (828) 575-3979. ecoartsawards.com R.A.C.E. JURIED SHOW A juried art show, “Respecting Anybody’s Cultural Experience,” accepts entries through Jan. 17 in all media for art that best represents diversity in the world. The entry fee is $25, limit three. The opening reception is held 5-7 p.m. Jan. 24 at The Art Center Studio Gallery, 229 N. Hogan St., Downtown. Application: bit.ly/YGLTln JACKSONVILLE FINE ARTS FESTIVAL A call to artists for a juried, outdoor fine arts festival presented by Avondale Merchants Association and St. Vincent’s Healthcare continues through Jan. 19. The festival – which includes works in painting, hand-wrought fine jewelry, art, photography, ceramics and sculpture – is held April 20 and 21 at Boone Park in Avondale. shoppesofavondale.com THEATRICAL ARTS Classes in theatrical performance, including song and dance, are held Mon.-Fri. at The Performers Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Fees vary. 322-7672. theperformersacademy.com MURRAY HILL ART CLASSES Six-week art classes for adults and kids are offered at Murray Hill Art Center, 4327 Kerle St., Jacksonville. Adult class fee is $80; $50 for kids. 677-2787. artsjax.org DRAMATIC ARTS AT THE BEACHES Classes and workshops in theatrical performance for all ages and skill levels are held Mon.-Fri. at Players by the Sea, 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. Fees vary. 249-0289. JAZZ MUSICIANS The Jazzland Café seeks musicians who play piano, bass or drums, for a new ensemble being formed. For details, email info@jazzlandcafe.com

Caitlin Flynn’s “Sarasota Bay,” a 48-by-36-inch oil on canvas, is among the works on display Dec. 20 at Surfside Gallery in Atlantic Beach during the North Beaches Art Walk.

DANCE CLASSES The Dance Shack offers classes for several styles for all ages and skill levels every Mon.-Fri., at 3837 Southside Blvd., Jacksonville. 527-8694. thedanceshack.com K.A.R.M.A. CLASS A Kindling Auras & Radiating Musical Awareness group vocal session, focusing on mental clarity, visualization, harmonizing and blending, breath and energy control, is held 6-7 p.m. every Fri. at The Performers Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Registration is requested, but not required. 322-7672. elementsofonelove@gmail.com JAX CONTRA DANCE A live band and caller lead a night of folk dancing, starting at 8 and 11 p.m. every third Fri. of the month at Riverside Avenue Christian Church, 2841 Riverside Ave., Riverside. $7. 396-1997.

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

HANDEL’S MESSIAH The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra performs the traditional Christmas oratorio at 8 p.m. Dec. 21 at the T-U Center, 300 W. Water St., Downtown. $25-$70. 354-5547. jaxsymphony.org THE LISA KELLY QUARTET The quartet performs jazz and holiday classics 8 p.m.midnight Dec. 21 at Casa Monica Hotel, 95 Cordova St., St. Augustine. 810-6810. casamonica.com TOAST! TO THE NEW YEAR The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra joins song-and-dance duo Joan Hess and Kirby Ward at 8:30 p.m. Dec. 31 at the T-U Center, 300 W. Water St., Downtown. An after-party follows. $40-$120. 354-5547. jaxsymphony.org THE KEFFERS The family of musicians and pastors deliver harmonious Southern gospel 10 p.m. Dec. 31 at Fort Caroline United Methodist Church, 8510 Ft. Caroline Road, Arlington. Free. 744-1311. SOOTHE YOUR SOUL Singer-songwriter and pianist Rachel Kamps performs 7-8:30 p.m. Dec. 30 at Christ Episcopal Church, 2002 San Pablo Road, Intracoastal West. Free. 241-3403. FESTIVAL OF NINE LESSONS & CAROLS The St. John’s Cathedral Choir, along with organist Tim Tuller, perform 5 p.m. Dec. 31 at the Cathedral, 256 E. Church St., Downtown. 356-5507. JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Jazz is performed throughout the week at Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie, 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502. JAZZ IN ARLINGTON Jazzland features live music 6-9 p.m. every Tue. and 8 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at 1324 University Blvd. N., Arlington. 240-1009. jazzlandcafe.com DINO SALIBA Tonino’s Trattoria hosts saxophonist Saliba 6 p.m. every Sat. at 7001 Merrill Rd., Arlington. 743-3848. JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callendar and guitarist Taylor Roberts are featured 9:30 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., Riverside. 388-9551. JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio plays 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin. 262-0006.

ART WALKS, MARKETS, FESTIVALS

NORTH BEACHES ART WALK Galleries of Atlantic and Neptune beaches are open late, 5-9 p.m. Dec. 20, and every third Thur. of the month, at various venues from Sailfish Drive in Atlantic Beach to Neptune Beach and Town Center. For a list of participating galleries, call 249-2222. OLD TOWN ART & CRAFT SHOW More than 100 artists and artisans showcase paintings, photography, jewelry, pottery, giber art, glasswork, mixed

media and woodwork, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Dec. 29 and 30 at Francis Field, 25 Castillo Dr., St. Augustine. Free. holidayartshows.com FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK The tour of Art Galleries of St. Augustine is held 5-9 p.m. Jan. 4. 829-0065. MID-WEEK MARKET Arts & crafts, local produce and live music are featured 3-6 p.m. every Wed. at Bull Memorial Park, corner of East Coast Drive and Seventh Street, Atlantic Beach. 247-5800. DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered 10 a.m.-2 p.m. every Fri. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, Downtown. 353-1188. NORTH BEACH ARTS MARKET Arts & crafts, produce, community services and kids’ activities are featured 3-7 p.m. every Sat. at North Beach Park, 3721 Coastal Highway A1A, Vilano Beach (where the wooden walkover crosses A1A). 910-8386. ST. JOHNS RIVER FARMERS MARKET Local produce, arts and crafts are offered 10 a.m.-2 p.m. every Sat. at Alpine Groves Park, 2060 S.R. 13, Switzerland. 347-8900.

MUSEUMS

AMELIA ISLAND MUSEUM OF HISTORY 233 S. Third St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7378. The children’s exhibit, “Discovery Ship,” allows kids to pilot the ship, hoist flags and learn about the history of Fernandina’s harbor. Free. CAMP BLANDING MUSEUM 5629 S.R. 16 W., Camp Blanding, Starke, 682-3196. Artwork, weapons, uniforms and other artifacts from the activities of Camp Blanding during World War II are displayed along with outdoor displays of vehicles from WWII, Vietnam and Desert Storm. Free. CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Riverside, 356-6857. “Histories in Africa,” an exhibit featuring 20 years of photography by Elizabeth Gilbert, is shown through Dec. 30. “A Life in Vibrant Color,” an exhibit of works by painter Lois Mailou Jones, runs through Jan. 4. “Feast of Flowers,” Jim Draper’s newest series, celebrating the 500th anniversary of the first European engagement with Florida, opens Dec. 18 and continues through April 7; a reception is held 4-8 p.m. Jan. 15. “Cultural Fusion,” an exhibit of archival material about two vital community leaders, Eartha White and Ninah Cummer, continues through April 14. cummer.org FLAGLER COLLEGE’S CRISP-ELLERT ART MUSEUM 48 Sevilla St., St. Augustine, 826-8530. The opening reception for the exhibit “Planning and Painting in Paradise,” celebrating the 125-year history of Hotel Ponce de Leon, is held 5-9 p.m. Jan. 11. The exhibit is on display through Feb. 22. flagler.edu/crispellert JACKSONVILLE MARITIME HERITAGE CENTER 2 Independent Drive, Ste. 162, Downtown, 355-1101. The museum’s permanent collection includes steamboats, various nautical-themed art, books, documents and artifacts. JACKSONVILLE UNIVERSITY’S ALEXANDER BREST MUSEUM & GALLERY 2800 University Blvd. N., Arlington, 256-7371. JU’s Biannual Faculty Exhibition opens with a reception held 5-7 p.m. Jan. 17. The exhibit runs through Feb. 6. KARPELES MANUSCRIPT MUSEUM 101 W. First St., Downtown, 356-2992. “The Adams Family” exhibit, featuring original letters pertaining to John Adams, John Quincy Adams and Samuel Adams, runs through Dec. 29. Prints, etchings and oils from the Avonlea Antique Mall are on display through Jan. 2. The permanent collection includes rare manuscripts. MANDARIN MUSEUM & HISTORICAL SOCIETY 11964 Mandarin Road, Mandarin, 268-0784. Exhibits for Harriet Beecher Stowe and the Civil War vessel Maple Leaf are on display as well as work from Mandarin artists. MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART JACKSONVILLE 333 N. Laura St., Downtown, 366-6911. Ian Bogost’s Project Atrium installation continues through March 10. “ReFocus: Art of the 1980s,” an exhibit highlighting major figures of contemporary art of the decade, continues through Jan. 6.

RITZ THEATRE & MUSEUM 829 N. Davis St., Downtown, 632-5555. An exhibit celebrating local African-American athletes and sports figures, “More Than a Game: African-American Sports in Jacksonville, 1900-1975,” is currently on display. Admission is $8 for adults, $5 for children, students and seniors. Open Tue.-Sun.

GALLERIES

233 WEST KING 233 W. King St., St. Augustine, 217-7470. Shows change monthly and the gallery remains open late for First Friday Art Walks. AVONDALE ARTWORKS GALLERY 3562 St. Johns Ave., Avondale, 384-8797. Peter Max unveils his new Masters series of interpretive works of Van Gogh, Monet, Picasso, Renoir and Degas done in his signature style and colors, in exhibit previews beginning Jan. 12. Max appears 6-9 p.m. Jan. 19 and 1-4 p.m. Jan. 20. Reservations required; call 384-8797. avondaleartworks.com BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS 869 Stockton St., Ste. 1, Riverside, 855-1181. “Chasing Nostalgia/Subconscious Assimilations,” an exhibit of works by Edison William, continues through Jan. 13. THE CULTURAL CENTER AT PONTE VEDRA BEACH 50 Executive Way, Ponte Vedra Beach, 280-0614. The exhibit “Small Objects” continues through Dec. 29. CYPRESS VILLAGE ART LEAGUE 4600 Middleton Park Circle, Southside, 223-6100. “Angels Unaware,” an exhibit of art by Cypress Village retirement community members and guest artist Annabelle Usher, continues through Jan. 4. FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. The exhibit “Tropical Expressions” continues through Jan. 3. FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Road, Southside, 425-2845. “PROOF: Contemporary Prints,” an exhibit of collectible works, continues through Jan. 21. HASKELL GALLERY Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Rd., Northside, 741-3546. Works by Grant Ward are displayed in Connector Bridge cases, an exhibit of works by Robin Shepherd is in Haskell Gallery, and an exhibit of works by Jason John is in Concourse A & C display cases (after security), all through Jan. 9. The Sky Gallery exhibit, highlighting Historic Riverside Avondale, runs through December. ISLAND ART ASSOCIATION 18 N. Second St., Fernandina Beach, 261-7020. “Outside the Box,” a judged show, continues through December. islandart.org JACK MITCHELL GALLERY Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Dr., Orange Park, 276-6750. An exhibit of Lois Greenfield’s work is on display Feb. 11-April 6. thcenter.org JUICE, A JEN JONES GALLERY 1 Independent Drive, Wells Fargo Center, Downtown. Live jazz, a historic filmography and photography presentation, and paintings and sculptures are featured. jenjonesart.com LEE ADAMS FLORIDA ARTISTS GALLERY Thrasher-Horne Center for the Arts, St. Johns River State College, 283 College Dr., Orange Park, 276-6750. An exhibit of Ellen Diamond’s work is on display Jan. 28-April 6. thcenter.org LUTHERAN SOCIAL SERVICES 4615 Philips Highway, Southside, 730-8235. The photography

and mixed-media exhibit, “America: Visions of My New Country,” works by children attending the Summertime Express youth refugee camp, is displayed year-round in the main lobby. METACUSP STUDIOS GALLERY 2650 Rosselle St., Riverside, (813) 223-6190. The exhibit “Two Fingered Turkeys” is on display through Jan. 16. PALENCIA FINE ARTS ACADEMY 701 Market St., Ste. 107A, St. Augustine, 819-1584. The academy, a gallery and educational institution, showcases students’ creative process, as well as exhibits. Stacie Hernandez’s works are on display. palenciafineartsacademy.com ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Admin. Bldg., 500 San Sebastian View, St. Augustine, 808-7330. An exhibit of Ann McGlade’s oil paintings runs through Dec. 28. SEVENTH STREET GALLERY 14 S. Seventh St., Fernandina Beach, 432-8330. “Fusion,” an exhibit of works by photographer Ann Kemp and fused glass artist Denise Murphy, continues through December. SIMPLE GESTURES GALLERY 4 E. White St., St. Augustine, 827-9997. Eclectic works by Steve Marrazzo are featured. STUDIO 121 121 W. Forsyth St., Ste. 100, Downtown, 292-9303. This working studio and gallery space features the work of Doug Eng, Joyce Gabiou, Bill Yates, Robert Leedy, Terese Muller, Mary St. Germain and Tony Wood. SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 6 E. Bay St., Downtown, 553-6361. The gallery features works by 29 local artists in various media. SPACE:EIGHT GALLERY 228 W. King St., St. Augustine, 829-2838. “The Meanies,” an exhibit of art by Jordie Hudson, continues through Jan. 25. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. “Viva Florida,” an exhibit of works by Kristin Hosbein, is on display through Dec. 30. “Sacred Icons,” an exhibit by Bulgarian artist Nina Flores, and an exhibit of sculptures by Linda Bobinger, are also displayed. The gallery’s permanent collection features 16th-century artifacts detailing Sir Francis Drake’s 1586 burning of St. Augustine. SURFSIDE CHIROPRACTIC & GALLERY 469 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 8, Atlantic Beach. Ceramicist Robert Angelieri, furniture designer Greg Morgan, mosaic artist Hannah McKay, and painters Edwin Consunji and Caitlin Flynn display their work 5-9 p.m. Dec. 20 for North Beaches Art Walk. A wine tasting is also held. VANDROFF ART GALLERY Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin, 730-2100. An exhibit of art by Daniel Wynn continues through Dec. 26. WHITE PEONY 216 Charlotte St., St. Augustine, 819-9770. This gallery boutique features a variety of handcrafted jewelry, wearable art and recycled/upcycled items. WORLEY FAVER GALLERY 11A Aviles St., St. Augustine, 304-2310. This artist-owned studio offers pottery and works by Dena and Worley Faver. For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send info – time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print – to David Johnson, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com. Deadline is 4 p.m. Tue.

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New San Marco eatery builds a better biscuit MAPLE STREET BISCUIT COMPANY 1004 San Marco Blvd., San Marco 398-1004, maplestreetbiscuits.com

t sat vacant for quite some time, so I was thrilled to hear that a San Marco storefront would soon be a source for buttery biscuits. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a hot, flaky, nottoo-doughy-but-still-delightful biscuit? The new space feels much more warm, cozy and inviting than it did with the two previous inhabitants (Moe’s, The Black Bean), with the addition of wood panels to the open layout, calming colors and a self-service coffee area. Faux chalkboard menus sport a list of all things biscuit-like. And how do you know your order is ready? They yell out the name of your favorite band or favorite childhood TV show — nuggets of your life revealed when you ordered. On my first visit, I quickly loosened my waistband and ordered The Loaded Goat (with fried chicken breast and a fried goat cheese medallion) and The Sticky Maple (with fried chicken breast, pecan bacon topped with real maple syrup) and two sides that piqued my interest: grits and Smoky Mountain Mac-NCheese. The signature biscuit sandwiches range from $4 to $7 and are filling. Sauces and other

sides (sweet potato fries, collards, black-eyed peas, salad, pepper jelly, butter, cheese, honey, apple butter, maple syrup, etc.) are additional. And for you true Southerners, I hear the sausage gravy is to die for. The biscuits were good, but not overly fluffy. They were sturdy enough to support the generous piece of moist fried chicken, which wasn’t the slightest bit greasy. The creamy melted goat cheese edged out the Sticky Maple. The Mac-N-Cheese was decent and I enjoyed my creamy grits, which I doused with Louisiana hot sauce. On my second visit, I went simple: a biscuit with seasonal pumpkin butter and a coffee. Of the several varieties offered, I preferred the slightly sweet Maple Tap coffee, roasted specially for the restaurant. My biscuit was flaky and delicious, and the pumpkin butter had tons of flavor. Maple Street’s hours of operation are accommodating: Monday through Saturday, the doors open at 7 a.m. It’s perfect for a quick, inexpensive, casual bite and there’s nothing else like it around. I just wish it were open on Sundays, too. Caron Streibich Folio Weekly’s Bite Club Host biteclub@folioweekly.com

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BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks Harbor Marina. Daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials. Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ DAVID’S RESTAURANT & LOUNGE The brand-new fine dining restaurant offers Dover sole, Maine lobster, steaks and seafood, served in an upscale atmosphere by an attentive waitstaff. FB. D, nightly. 802 Ash St. 310-6049. $$$$ 8TH STREET DINER F Familiar diner fare and specialties, including Italian Wedding Soup, teriyaki chicken wrap and The Best BLT. CM, D. 17 S. Eighth St. 491-0330. $$ FLORIDA HOUSE INN & RESTAURANT Southern-style fare features fried chicken, shrimp ’n’ grits, burgers and salads, served in this 1850s house in the historic district. CM. FB. L, Thur.-Sun. 22 S. Third St. 491-7251. $$ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HALFTIME SPORTS BAR & GRILL Owner Jon Walker F Owners John and Bretta Walker offer sports bar fare including onion rings, spring rolls, burgers, wraps and wings. Plenty of TVs show nearly every sport imaginable. BW. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 320 S. Eighth St. 321-0303. $ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ F Favorite items include a pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a casual, laidback atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F The casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, and hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Teppanyaki masters create your meal. 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S at the THOMPSON HOUSE F Innovative lunch menu offers po’boys, seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood. Nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., Br. Sun. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, offering specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drive-thru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $

THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery and juice bar offers an extensive menu offers vegetarian, vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken, fresh organic produce. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 TJ Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PLAE *Bite Club Certified! The cozy venue offers an innovative, PLAEful dining experience. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. Omni Amelia Island Plantation Spa & Shops. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax ’12 winner. Elegant dining features a menu offering local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ THE SALTY PELICAN BAR & GRILL Chef T.J. Pelletier F The cozy new spot offers waterfront views. Local seafood and produce create signature dishes, like broiled oysters and oyster po’boys. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 12 N. Front St. 277-3811. $$-$$$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on the large oceanview deck. Fresh fish, shrimp, steaks and nightly specials. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ TASTY’S FRESH BURGERS & FRIES F Tasty’s offers burgers (Angus beef, turkey or veggie) and fries (like cheese fries, sweet potato fries), along with dogs, shakes, floats and soup. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, BW. 710 Centre St. 321-0409. $ TIMOTI’S FRY SHAK F The casual seafood place features local wild-caught shrimp, fish and oysters, along with blackboard specials. L & D, daily. CM, BW. 21 N. Third St. 310-6550. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F Best of Jax 2012 winner. The favorite local spot serves grilled or blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

CLEOTA’S SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F Locally owned and operated, Cleota’s offers authentic, homestyle Southern cuisine, like fried green tomatoes, fried chicken, shrimp & grits, mac & cheese. Gourmet desserts. L & D, Tue.-Sun. TO. 2111 University Blvd. N. 800-2102. $ THE STEAKHOUSE @ GOLD CLUB Chef Gregg Rothang F Best of Jax 2012 winner. The Steakhouse offers daily lunch and dinner specials, wings, wraps, sandwiches, burgers, steaks and seafood; happy hour buffets Thur. and Fri. FB. L & D, daily. 320 Gen. Doolittle Dr. 645-5500. $$ KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi bar, teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Intracoastal. 8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $ NERO’S CAFE F Traditional Italian fare, including seafood, veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Friendly service in a nautical setting. Fresh fish, oysters, clams, specialty pastas. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Regency Sq. Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ UNIVERSITY DINER F The diner serves familiar breakfast fare and lunch like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $

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BAGEL LOVE F This spot serves breakfast and lunch sandwiches, wraps, salads, gluten-free baked goods, freshsqueezed orange juice. CM. B & L, daily. 4114 Herschel St., Ste. 121. 634-7253. $ BISCOTTIS F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, espresso, cappuccino. Daily specials. B, Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ THE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR F Fresh seafood, steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. Half-portions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna

For New Year’s Eve, Cafe Karibo offers a five-plate wine dinner featuring locally sourced ingredients paired with Moët & Chandon varietals on North Third Street in historic downtown Fernandina Beach. Photo: Walter Coker tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ THE CASBAH CAFE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Authentic Middle Eastern dishes – ryders, a variety of pita choices and wraps – are served in a friendly atmosphere. Hookahs available. BW. L & D, daily. 3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ THE FOX RESTAURANT F A local landmark 50+ years. Ian & Mary Chase serve classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ GREEN MAN GOURMET F Organic and natural products, spices, teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. 384-0002. $ MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Beaches. 3572 St. Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ ORSAY Best of Jax 2012 winner. The French/American bistro focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Mon.-Sat.; Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ SAKE HOUSE #5 JAPANESE GRILL & SUSHI BAR New at Shoppes of Avondale. See Riverside. Sake, BW. L & D, daily. 3620 St. Johns Ave. 388-5688. $$ TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$

BAYMEADOWS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. 8060 Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ ANCIENT CITY SUBS F Locally owned-and-operated by Andy and Rhonna Rockwell, the St. Augustine-themed sandwich shop, now in Baymeadows, serves gourmet subs – toasted, pressed or cold – and salads. CM, TO. Mon.-Sat. 8060 Philips Hwy., Ste. 207 (at Baymeadows Rd.). 446-9988. $ BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-owned&-operated NYC-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, brickoven-baked pizza, traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. Delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. 519-8000. $$ DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F ’50s-style diner serves malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, traditional breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-4877. $$ THE FIFTH ELEMENT F Authentic Indian, South Indian and Indochinese dishes made with artistic flair. Lunch buffet includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ INDIA’S RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Extensive menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F Best of Jax winner. With shops all over the area, Larry’s piles subs with fresh fixins and serves ’em fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or breakfast. CM. L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. $ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$

MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE *Bite Club Certified! F The Lebanese restaurant offers authentic cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2012 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ OMAHA STEAKHOUSE *Bite Club Certified! Center-cut beef, seafood, sandwiches served in an English tavern atmosphere. Signature dish is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. 739-6633. $$ ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS Best of Jax 2012. See Intracoastal West. 8380 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 4. 733-0588. $ PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a contemporary atmosphere. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. 527-8649. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Beaches. L & D, daily. 8133 Point Meadows Dr. 519-0509. $$ STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $

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(In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.) A LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ AL’S PIZZA F Al’s has been serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones, salads and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2011. BW. L & D, daily. 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ ANGIE’S SUBS F Subs are made-to-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ BAGEL WORLD F Best of Jax 2012 winner. This cozy little place offers a breakfast special (eggs, ham and cheese) and a variety of cream cheeses, coffees and juices. B & L, daily. 2202 S. Third St. 246-9988. $ THE BEACH RESTAURANT F Shrimp, fresh fish, chicken, burgers, burritos, Chicago-style pizza are served at this new oceanfront place. L & D, daily. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ BEACHES WINGS & GRILL F New casual sportsbar serves wings, burgers, sandwiches, wraps. Kids eat free Mon. FB, CM. L & D daily. 311 N. Third St., Ste. 107. 853-5004. $$ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, oyster baskets, Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. 444-8862. $$

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BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes, barbecue. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. $ BREEZY COFFEE SHOP CAFE F Local coffee shop café has fresh, locally roasted Costa Rican organic coffee, espresso, and freshly-baked-in-house muffins, breads, scones and cakes. Breakfast, lunch and vegan options available. CM. B, L, Br., daily. 235 Eighth Ave. S. 241-2211. $ BUDDHA THAI BISTRO Owner/Chef Guy Boonsanong F Buddha Thai Bistro serves an authentic Thai menu offering dishes made with fresh ingredients, using tried-and-true recipes. Curries, kra pow, prix pow and Kalua ribs. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$ BURRITO GALLERY EXPRESS F Best of Jax 2012 winner. The Gallery’s kid sister is mostly take-out; same great chow, fast service. 1333 N. Third St. 242-8226. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Springfield. 2429 S. Third St. 372-9000. $ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2012 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, tacos, quesadillas and killer cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB *Bite Club Certified! Four sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, with faves Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. $$ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F Gastropub fare includes soups, salads, flatbreads and sandwiches, like BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Innovative craft beers made onsite. Daily specials. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun.; D, nightly. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET CAFE F See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ EVA’S GRILL & BAR Locally owned eatery Eva’s serves a varied menu of Greek, Italian, French, Cajun/Creole and Old Southern-style cuisine, made from all original, classic recipes. CM. FB. L & D, Tue.-Fri.; D, Sat. 610 S. Third St. 372-9484. $$ THE FISH COMPANY *Bite Club Certified! F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets and grilled tuna and there’s an oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ FLY’S TIE IRISH PUB F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Call for hours and menu. D, Thur.-Sat.; L, Sat.; Br., Sun. 177 Sailfish Dr. E., Atlantic Beach. 246-4293. $$ HOT DOG HUT F All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 S. Third St. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB Full-service restaurant offers corned beef & cabbage, Shepherd’s pie, fish-n-chips. 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MAMBO’S CUBAN CAFE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Authentic Cuban cuisine, including ropa vieja, picadillo and lechon asada … and mojitos. FB, CM, TO. L & D, daily. 311 N. Third St., Ste. 103. 853-6360. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS *Bite Club Certified! F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Southside. 1080 Third St. N. 241-5600. $ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See San Marco. 1534 Third St. N. 853-6817. $$ MEZZA LUNA F A Beaches tradition for 20-plus years. Gourmet wood-fired pizzas to contemporary American cuisine. Inside or patio dining. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar, like pulled pork, Texas brisket, slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25-plus years, Monkey’s Uncle has been serving locals and visitors pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings. Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NEW SIAM THAI & WINE This new restaurant serves authentic Thai fare, including pad Thai, prog pow and ram Thai delight, along with an extensive wine selection. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, daily. 798 S. Third St. 372-4328. $$ NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE Best of Jax 2012 winner. Chef O’s cuisine features local fare and innovative dishes, served in

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an island atmosphere. Dine inside or out on the waterfront tiki deck. FB, CM. L & D, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 2309 Beach Blvd. 247-3300. $$ NORTH BEACH BISTRO *Bite Club Certified! Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$ OCEAN GRILLE New Ocean Grille serves contemporary fare with a spectacular oceanfront view. The menu features fresh local seafood, farm-raised certified Angus beef, pastas, sushi and seasonal dishes. Dine indoors, out on the patio or in the first floor lounge. International artisan wines, craft beers. FB. D, Br., Tue.-Sun. 333 N. First St. 849-5555. $$$ OCEAN 60 Best of Jax 2012 winner. A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.-Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ POE’S TAVERN F American gastropub offers 50-plus beers, craft and local/regional selections. Gourmet burgers, handcut fries, fish tacos, quesadillas, Edgar’s Drunken Chili, daily fish sandwich special. L & D, daily. FB, CM. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7637. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ ROYAL PALM VILLAGE WINE & TAPAS F Locally owned and operated. Creative tapas selections: warm prosciutto dates, balsamic glaze; pork & black bean empanadas, salsa fresco. 200+ wines, 15 rotating draft microbrew beers. D, Mon.-Sat. 296 Royal Palms Dr., Atlantic Beach. 372-0052. $-$$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Specialty menu items include signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos, local fried shrimp. Casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 N. Third St. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Burgers, sandwiches, quesadillas, wings, steak, prime rib and surf n turf. L & D, daily. FB. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SOUP’S ON JACKSONVILLE Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Riverside. 645 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0906. $ SUN DELI F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Classic deli fare and a build-your-own menu: corned beef, salami, pastrami, turkey and liverwurst, and signature creations like the Radical Side. 1101 S. Third St. Mon.-Sat. 270-1040. $ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. This innovative casual place has moved down the street to the former Homestead site – but it’s still serving fresh, Bajastyle Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, plus fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp, and tacos: royale, brisket and verde chicken. Valet parking. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapasstyle menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.-Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

DOWNTOWN

(Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) BENNY’S STEAK & SEAFOOD Continental cuisine features fresh fish, lobster, crab, chops, Midwestern beef. Signature dishes include chef’s tuna, Benny’s crab cake, rack of lamb. Dine inside or on the riverview patio. CM, FB. L & D daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 175. 301-1014. $$$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX Located on the first floor of the Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos and homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CASA DORA ITALIAN RESTAURANT F For 36 years, owner Freddy Ghobod and Chef Sam Hamidi have served genuine Italian fare: veal, ribeye steaks, seafood, pizza, sandwiches. Homemade-style salad dressing is a specialty. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; D, Sat. 108 E. Forsyth St. 356-8282. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE This casual spot serves an authentic Caribbean lunch buffet as well as a variety of favorite dishes inspired by the Islands. Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $$ FIONN MacCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Best of Jax 2012 winner. Casual dining with an uptown Irish flair. Fish & chips, Guinness beef stew, black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 176. 374-1247. $$ INDOCHINE Best of Jax 2012 winner. Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated.

Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ KOJA SUSHI F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION This place features brick-ovenbaked pizzas, grinders, wings, Philly cheesesteaks, custom sandwiches and fries served in a laid-back setting. FB, 27 beers on draft. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 119 E. Bay St. 860-5451. $ OLIO MARKET F Fresh sandwiches, salads, soups, entrées. In Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in a casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ TRELLISES HYATT REGENCY American cuisine includes a breakfast buffet, made-to-order omelet station, a la carte items. Signature entrees: grouper salad, Angus burgers, Reubens, French onion grilled cheese, seafood, steaks. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 225 East Coast Line Dr. 634-4540. $$$ ZODIAC GRILL F This spot serves busy Downtowners a variety of Mediterranean cuisine choices and American favorites, as well as a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, Mon.Fri. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

FLEMING ISLAND

LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Intracoastal. 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Southside. 1800 Town Center Pkwy. 541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Beaches. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ TAPS BAR & GRILL F See Julington. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1605 C.R. 220, Ste. 145. 278-9421. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F The renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, offers AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. And you can get there by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL WEST

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ AROY THAI FUSION Owner/Chef Vithoon Khamchareon The new restaurant offers a menu of authentic Thai cuisine, including pad Thai, Thai fried rice and a variety of traditional curry dishes. Daily happy hour, FB, TO. L & D, daily. 13475 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 40. 374-0161. $$ BIG DAWG’S SPORTS RESTAURANT F The family-friendly casual sports place has wings, burgers, sandwiches, wraps and specialty salads. Kids get a Puppy Chow menu. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12630 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 551-3059. $$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Authentic New Yorkstyle pizza, Italian pastas, desserts; family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CASTILLO DE MEXICO F The authentic, extensive menu includes a weekday lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 19, Kernan Square. 998-7006. $$ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ EL RANCHITO F Latin American cuisine includes dishes from Colombia, Cuba and Mexico. BW, CM, TO. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 22. 992-4607. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL Best of Jax 2012 winner. Buffet features familiar faves. B, L & D, daily. 14035 Beach Blvd. 992-9294. $ GUMBO YAYA’S This locally owned casual restaurant offers New Orleans/Cajun-style fare, including a variety of po’boys, muffuletta, jambalaya, gumbo and beignets. Low country crab and shrimp boil on weekends; prepared items to go, too. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd., Ste. 101. 223-0202. $$ iPHO This new, family-owned spot offers curry dishes, noodle bowls and rare beef salad. Everything’s homemade-style. L & D, Thur.-Tue. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1. 330-0309. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE European cuisine: lamb, beef, chicken dishes, pizza, wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F Best of Jax 2012 winner. This casual spot has been serving a variety of hot dogs

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NAME: Irene Mattos-Sweda RESTAURANT: Tres Leches, 869 Stockton St., Avondale BIRTHPLACE: Caracas, Venezuela FAVORITE RESTAURANT (besides mine): Smith & Wollensky, South Beach Miami FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Spanish FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Olive oil, garlic and paprika. IDEAL MEAL: Seafood stock, Spanish serrano ham, queso manchego, gallego bread, paella, Mediterranean salad. WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: Frog’s legs. MOST MEMORABLE RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE: I got nauseated the first time I tried sushi, in 1987. INSIDER’S SECRET: Respect the natural flavors of food. CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURE: Chocolate chip cookies.

since 1968. Toppings include onion sauce, chili, slaw and sauerkraut. Personal pizzas, fries and drinks, too. CM. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3. 551-3661. $ SHANE’S RIB SHACK Shane’s serves Southern barbecue: ribs, chopped pork, beef brisket, chicken tenders – all made fresh daily. Sides, too. CM. L & D, daily. 13546 Beach Blvd., Ste. 1. 992-0130. $$ THAI ORCHID Authentic Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$

JULINGTON, NW ST. JOHNS

BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk. 230-2171. $ TAPS BAR & GRILL F Taps’ chefs prepare every dish: beef, chicken and shrimp, with the freshest ingredients. Large selection of premium beers on tap. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2220 C.R. 210 W., St. Johns. 819-1554. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F With four locations, Vino’s makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ ANATOLIA GRILL & BAR F This Turkish restaurant serves authentic Italian/Mediterranean cuisine, including flatbread items, calzones, pasta dishes, shishkabobs, seafood, wraps and salads. Musakka, falafel and lamb shank are house specialties. BW. CM. L & D, daily. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 329-1336. $$ AW SHUCKS The seafood place offers an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings, pasta. Faves: ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BRAZILIAN JAX CAFE F Authentic Brazilian dishes include steaks, sausages, chicken, fish, burgers and hot sandwiches made with fresh ingredients. Traditional feijoada (black beans and pork stew with rice, collards, orange salad and toasted yucca flour with bacon) is served every Sat. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 20. 880-3313. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New York-style pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 3, 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd., 880-0020. $ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creekview glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. &

Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ ENZA’S ITALIAN RESTAURANT Family-owned, Enza’s offers fine Italian dining, featuring veal and seafood dishes. Daily specials. FB, CM, TO. D, Tue.-Sun. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Mandarin Landing. 268-4458. $$$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd. (Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) GOLDEN CORRAL See Intracoastal. 11470 San Jose. 886-9699. HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS F American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30. 880-3040. $$ LeGRAND’S THE STEAK & SEAFOOD PLACE F Locally owned and operated, LeGrand’s offers aged beef cured onsite in the dry aging room and cut in-house, as well as seafood, chicken and a variety of sides. FB, CM. L & D, daily; Br. Sun. 11290 Old St. Augustine Rd. 268-3663. $$$ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See San Marco. 12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA See Orange Park. 9825 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 24, Outback Plaza. 503-2230. $$ RACK ’EM UP SPORTS BAR This cigar & hookah lounge offers bar food and more than 200 beers, imported and domestic. D, nightly. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 262-4030. $ THE RED ELEPHANT PIZZA & GRILL F This casual, familyfriendly eatery serves pizzas, sandwiches, grill specials and pasta dishes. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 10131 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 12. 683-3773. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q F Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, this place offers made-from-scratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23. 351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a full-service and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Made-to-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

ORANGE PARK

ARON’S PIZZA F The family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW,

CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sportsthemed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches. FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ GOLDEN CORRAL Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Intracoastal. 582 Blanding Blvd. 272-0755. $ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine, stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a hit. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS The Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18˝x26˝ of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR Family-owned-and-operated. Gourmet pizza, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper. The pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, calzones, linguini, ravioli, made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style. CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches, popular lunches. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Authentic traditional Thai fare made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty items include crispy duck, pra-ram, pad Thai, seafood. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Sat. & Sun. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. Open daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine: fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster, vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr. 285-3017. $$$ THE AUGUSTINE GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! Chef Brett Smith’s global cuisine is seasonal and local. Selections include prime steaks, New York strip, lamb and lobster Napoleon. FB, CM. D, nightly. 1000 PGA Tour Blvd., Sawgrass Marriott. 285-7777. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily. 880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine: fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired pizza prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ MULLIGAN’S PUB F The new Irish gastropub, at Hilton Garden Inn, offers a variety of favorites and Irish dishes. FB. D, daily. 45 PGA Tour Blvd. 280-1661. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PALM VALLEY FISH CAMP This intimate restaurant, owned by the Groshells, is the real deal – local seafood served by a professional crew, right on the Intracoastal Waterway. Popular items are the shrimp & grits, blackened mahi with tasso gravy and bread pudding. BW. CM. L & D, Tue.-Sun.; D, nightly. 299 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-3200. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE *Bite Club Certified! F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks include Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2012 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch; fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ TABLE 1 This new upscale, casual restaurant has a variety of items, from appetizers to entrées to salads, as well as a wine bar featuring an extensive list of wines by the glass. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$$

RIVERSIDE, 5 POINTS, WESTSIDE

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BOLD BEAN COFFEE ROASTERS Chief Coffee Guru & Operations Manager Zack Burnett F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Artisan-crafted, small-batch roasted specialty coffees from its certified organic roastery and brew bar, including lattes, local pastries, craft beers. BW. 869 Stockton St., Stes. 1 & 2. 855-1181. $

CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery offers pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes (calzone, stromboli, subs, panini) and microbrews served in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Sun. Br. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ EDGEWOOD BAKERY F Best of Jax 2012 winner. For nearly 65 years, the espresso and pastry café has served fresh breakfast pastries, petit fours and pies, sandwiches, smoothies and soups. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 1012 S. Edgewood Ave., Murray Hill. 389-8054. $ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F Organic and natural market with juice & smoothie bar. Wide selection of organic produce, gourmet cheeses, humanely raised meats. Graband-go sandwiches, wraps, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.-Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ KICKBACKS GASTROPUB F Best of Jax 2012 winner. This neighborhood spot serves favorites 20 hours a day, every day. 655+ bottled beers, 84 on tap. CM. 910 King St. 388-9551. $$ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT See St. Johns Town Center. 1661 Riverside Ave., Ste. 128. 900-1955. $ O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-nchips – plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PELE’S WOOD FIRE At this restaurant, Chef Micah Windham uses a wood-fired oven to create traditional, authentic Italian fare with a modern twist. CM, FB, TO. L & D, daily; Br., weekend. 2665 Park St. 232-8545. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE Traditional Italian fare with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily. Large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ SAKE HOUSE #1 JAPANESE GRILL & SUSHI BAR F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SOUP’S ON JACKSONVILLE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. This casual place offers good-for-you soups, sandwiches and salads without the usual fat and salt – hot and cold gourmet seafood and meat dishes, vegetarian, vegan dishes. Take-out fresh/frozen soups. L & D, daily. 1526 King St. 387-9394. $ SPOT 5 ON PARK F This new casual place serves comfort food: hot dogs, sandwiches and salads, as well as homemade-style banana pudding. The guacamole is made fresh in house, too. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1020 Park St. 683-2115. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, California roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ F A variety of sushi, including popular Monster Roll and Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. Publix Plaza. 384-2888. $$ TAPA THAT This place puts a modern spin on traditional tapas-style service, using locally/organically grown items as much as possible. Specialties include duck confit spring rolls and Cuban rice & beans cake. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 820 Lomax St. 376-9911. $$ 13 GYPSIES Best of Jax 2012 winner. The intimate bistro serves authentic Mediterranean peasant cuisine, specializing in tapas, blackened octopus, risotto of the day and coconut mango curry chicken. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 887 Stockton St. 389-0330. $$ TWO DOORS DOWN F Traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ TRES LECHES F The new bakery/café offers quiches,

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ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AL’S PIZZA F New location offering a balcony view overlooking Matanzas Bay. See Beaches. BW. L & D, daily. 1 St. George St. 824-4383. $ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARLEY REPUBLIC IRISH PUBLIC HOUSE Irish bar and pub in historic district has burgers, sandwiches, shepherd’s pie, bangers & mash. BW. L & D, daily. 48 Spanish St. 547-2023. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30-plus years, this family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and fried shrimp. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive. 824-3663. $$ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily. 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CARMELO’S MARKETPLACE F Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats & cheeses, salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR *Bite Club Certified! Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts, light bistro-style fare amid local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Beaches. 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, twostory house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ HOT SHOT BAKERY & CAFE F Freshly baked items, coffees and hand-crafted breakfast and lunch sandwiches; Datil B. Good hot sauces and pepper products. B & L, daily. 8 Granada St. 824-7898. $ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains, legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB & SEAFOOD HOUSE F This pub, just south of the old fort, offers burgers, traditional pub fare, seafood and a raw bar, along with signature dishes including steak O’Shay’s, Dubliner chicken and Irish Benedict. CM. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; Br. & D, Sat. & Sun. 20 Avenida Menendez. 810-1923. $$$ MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Aug institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ MOJO OLD CITY BBQ F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Beaches. FB. L & D, daily. 5 Cordova St. 342-5264. $$ MOJO’S TACOS F This cozy, casual spot serves doubledecker tacos, burritos and salads; they’re known for fresh mahi and shrimp tacos. Beer. L & D, daily. 551 Anastasia Blvd. 829-1665. $ PACIFIC ASIAN BISTRO Chef Mas F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Fresh, artfully crafted sushi, sashimi and classic rolls. Best Chef Mas Liu creates authentic sushi – Crazy Girl (shrimp tempura, asparagus, salmon); Mango Tango (salmon, crab, tuna, flying fish egg, mango sauce). Traditional dishes, too. Sake, BW. L & D, daily. 159 Palencia Village Dr., Ste. 111. 808-1818. $$-$$$ PIZZALLEY’S PIZZERIA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Fresh, prepared onsite, gourmet pizza is offered by the pie or the slice at this restaurant in the historic district. Hot subs, wings and salads, too. L & D, daily. BW. 117 St. George St. 825-2627. $$

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THE PRESENT MOMENT CAFÉ F Best of Jax 2012 winner. The cozy café serves organic, vegan and vegetarian dishes, pizza, pastas, hummus and milkshakes – all prepared without meat, dairy, wheat or an oven. Organic BW. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 224 W. King St. 827-4499. $ RAINTREE In a Victorian home, Raintree offers fare with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ SARA’S CREPE CAFE Crêpes, both traditional European style and with innovative twists, are served along with Belgian waffles in the historic district. Dine indoors or out in the openair courtyard. B, L & D, daily. 100 St. George St. 810-5800. $$ SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE In the historic district, Spy features James Bond-themed sushi and Mediterraneaninfluenced global cuisine on the seasonal menu, including fresh – never frozen – Hawaiian seafood. Dine indoors or out on the patio. Upstairs lounge, too. Great selection of chilled sakes. BW, CM. D, nightly. 21 Hypolita St. 819-5637. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE & TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, the upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$

ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH

AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S. 461-0102. $$ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-7332. $$$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F The Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access). 461-1077. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd. 471-3424. $ ORIGINAL CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pearberry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. 460-9311. B, $; L & D, $$ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Familyowned-and-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.-Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6. 461-1250. $$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront place with a view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, the two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SUNSET GRILLE Seafood-heavy menu, consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties are baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp, datil pepper wings. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER

BAHAMA BREEZE ISLAND GRILLE Fresh seafood, chicken, flame-grilled steaks and hand-crafted tropical drinks made with flavorful ingredients inspired by the Caribbean. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10205 River Coast Dr. 646-1031. $$$ BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$$ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2012 winner. Burgers are made with fresh ground beef; wide selection of toppings, including fried onions, jalapeños or sautéed mushrooms. Fries, kosher hot dogs and soft drinks, too. L & D, daily. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401. 996-6900. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, and third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET A changing menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ MY MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT Non-fat, low-calorie,

The staff at Thai Garden serves (from left) pan-seared salmon, Thai Garden Seafood, shrimp pot stickers and a menu of traditional Thai favorites on Blanding Boulevard in Orange Park. Photo: Walter Coker

cholesterol-free frozen yogurt is served in flavors that change weekly. Toppings include a variety of fruit and nuts. 4860 Big Island Dr. 807-9292. $ P.F. CHANG’S CHINA BISTRO Best of Jax 2012 winner. Traditional chicken, duck, pork, beef and lamb dishes, plus vegetarian plates and gluten-free selections. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 137. 641-3392. $$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SAKE HOUSE #3 JAPANESE GRILL & SUSHI BAR F New location. See Riverside. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119. 996-2288. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Authentic cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2012 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racingthemed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Beaches. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Pulled pork, brisket and North Carolina-style barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Authentic Thai cuisine at Basil Thai includes pad Thai, a variety of curry dishes and sushi, served in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ bb’s F A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; Br. & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F The varied menu features French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, award-winning wines, woodfired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Dine indoors or out. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and on-tap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO Best of Jax 2012 winner. Wine by the glass. The innovative tapas-style menu at The Grotto offers a

cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta and chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd. 398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE *Bite Club Certified! F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Historic 1930s diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE F Homestyle healthy plates: hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie and Greek salad, along with daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE Dino F All of the Pizza Palace locations feature a variety of homemade dishes made from Mama’s award-winning recipes, including spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP The juice bar has fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas and coffees; 30 smoothies, with flavored soy milks, organic frozen yogurt and granola. Daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax winner. Serving Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, in an upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE #2 JAPANESE GRILL & SUSHI BAR F See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd. 306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F Independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers. Vegetarian options. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style woodfired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Faves include ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining – fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes are served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a

specialty. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining. The menu blends modern American favorites served with international fl air. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ EUROPEAN STREET F See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2012 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 9039 Southside Blvd. 538-9100. $ THE FLAME BROILER F Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, brown or white rice, with grilled beef, chicken, Korean short ribs. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. New location: 7159 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 337-0007. $ GREEK ISLES CAFE Authentic Greek, American and Italian fare, including gyros, spinach pie and Greek meatballs. Homemade breads, desserts. House specialties are eggs benedict and baklava. BW, CM., TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7860 Gate Parkway, Ste. 116. 564-2290. $ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F Since 1975 serving housebaked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2012 winner. See Intracoastal. 8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS *Bite Club Certified! F Best of Jax 2012 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies, vegetarian choices for specialty pizzas, hoagies, calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Ct. 997-1955. $ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned with an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ SAKE SUSHI F Serving sushi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, katsu and soups. Popular rolls include Fuji Yama, Ocean Blue, Fat Boy. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy., Ste. 31. 647-6000. $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N., Tinseltown. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F This gastropub serves Southern-style fare; dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft , IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS Best of Jax 2012 winner. *Bite Club Certified! The Greek restaurant serves char-broiled

kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven – the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Calzones, soups, salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses, Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local organic produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit, as well as greenhouse and gardening supplies. Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. $ WATAMI ASIAN FUSION F AYCE sushi, as well as teppanyaki grill items. Rolls include the Jaguar, dynamite, lobster and soft-shell crab. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-9464. $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Serving teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi and sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In 1900, few believed human beings would ever fly through the sky in machines. Most scientists thought such a feat was impossible. For years, the Wright brothers had a hard time convincing anyone to believe their flights were really taking place, even though they had photos and witness reports as documentation. Though the leap you’ll be capable of in 2013 isn’t quite as monumental as the Wright Brothers’, it may be important in your life’s history. You may have to deal with skepticism like what they faced. Be true to your vision! CANCER (June 21-July 22): In 2013, I predict you’ll see why it’s wise to phase out an influence you’ve loved to hate for far too long. Uncoincidentally, you’ll also have a talent for purging emotional burdens and psychic debris you’ve been holding on to since the bad old days. No later than your birthday, if all goes well, you are free from a subtle curse you’ve been casting on yourself; you finally attend to a long-neglected need and have turned some gawky, half-assed wizardry into smooth, silky magic.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First question: Have you ever thought, “I’m afraid I’ll never achieve my noblest dreams or live according to my highest ideas”? Answer: There’s a good chance that, next year, you banish that fear from your imagination’s sacred temple. Second question: Ever wondered if you unconsciously undermine efforts of those trying to help you? Answer: In the months ahead, you discover what to do to prevent that. Third question: Do you know the single most important question you should ask in 2013? Answer: Figure it out some time in the next three weeks. 42 | FOLIOWEEKLY.com | DECEMBER 18-24, 2012

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 2013, I’ll encourage you to journey into the frontiers and experiment with the unknown. I’ll seek to inspire you to search teachings you’ve needed for a long time. Are you ready for this? Are you feeling a natural urge to explore forbidden zones, discover missing secrets and mess with outmoded taboos? As you may imagine, doing this motivates you to develop a healthier relationship with your fears. To bolster your courage, find new freedom songs to sing. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 2013, I’ll do what I can to ensure your fiscal biorhythms are closely aligned with universal cash flow. You should have good instincts about this worthy project. There’s an excellent chance your wealth will increase. The upgrade is especially dramatic if you’re constantly scheming how to share riches and benefit others with your generosity. There’s an interesting fringe benefit if you maintain maximum integrity as you enhance access to valuable resources: You develop a more useful relationship with your obsessive tendencies. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 2013, I pledge to conspire with you to achieve more mixtures, connections, accords and unifications than you ever thought possible. Furthermore, I’ll be a fount of suggestions about how to live well in two worlds. I’ll coach you to create a peace treaty with your evil twin and nemesis, and I’ll help you develop a knack for steering clear of others’ bad ideas and sour moods. Can’t guarantee you’ll never again have a broken heart, but I swear I’ll do everything to heal your heart’s broken part that makes you suffer. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When he was 21, Capricorn writer Jack London set off to prospect for gold in the 1897 Klondike Gold Rush. He had a rough time. Malnourished, he suffered from scurvy and leg pain. Worse, he didn’t find much gold, and went home broke. On the other hand, he met scores of adventure seekers who told him stories of their travels. These tales served as rich raw material for his novel “The Call of the Wild,” published in 1903. It made him famous and is generally regarded as his masterpiece. You begin a similar trajectory in 2013. Events that at first seem less than successful ultimately breed a big breakthrough. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I can’t force you to seek more pleasure in 2013. I won’t nag you to play harder and explore frontiers of feeling really good. However, if you don’t plan to put yourself into at least partial alignment with the cosmic mandate to have maximum fun, you may not get the best use out of the advice I’ll offer next year. Consider ramping up your capacity for pure enjoyment. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The study of ancient Mayan civilization owes a lot to the fact that Americans bought lots of chewing gum in the late 19th century. The connection? For a long time, chicle was one of the prime ingredients in Chiclets, Juicy Fruit, Bazooka bubble gum and many other brands. Chicle is from the sap of sapodilla trees, which grow in abundance in Central America and Mexico. Over the decades, chicle harvesters accidentally found Mayan ruins under overgrown vegetation, and told archaeologists of their discoveries. I see a metaphorically comparable sequence in your life for 2013. In unexpected ways, you're back in touch with and benefit from lost, forgotten or unexplored parts of the past. Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

DAN DEACON CONCERT @ UNDERBELLY You: Comfortably dressed, short brunette. Me: Relatively tall, wearing a beanie and a gray shirt with cats on it. Made eye contact often during Grand Buffet; came close to being human tunnel buddies. Too out of my mind to introduce myself; seemed you were, too. Coffee when we’re back down to earth? When: Dec. 9. Where: Underbelly. #1167-1218 RETURNED MONEY I actually didn’t see you. When I returned from grocery shopping, you put a note in my window: “Found this by your door – guess it’s yours. Merry Christmas. :)” Inside was $40 that dropped from my pocket. Just when I thought there were no decent people left in the world, you restored my faith in humanity. I wanted to say thank you for that. When: Dec. 8. Where: Publix @ Beach & San Pablo. #1165-1218 NY GIANT DECORATED CAR You: In a black car with 2 NY Giant decals on back window, front NY plate, NY head rest. Me: In white Hyundai Tiburon with NY front license plate cover, NY decal behind driver window. We exchanged grins of approval. Had to get to work; missed my chance. Maybe we can catch a G-men game. When: Dec. 5. Where: I-95. #1165-1211 COOL WHITE JEEP DRIVER Parked side by side at Marsh Landing Publix, did some groceries, met at the checkout lane. You were next to me again, and left at the same time. Your pants look adorable on you and I noticed you didn’t have a ring. Want to meet? Can’t wait :) When: Dec. 2. Where: Publix @ Marsh Landing. #1164-1211 YOU GAVE ME DANCE LESSONS Me: Blonde, tall and boots. You: Plaid shirt and boots and doing the electric slide. We chit-chatted and you taught me some dance steps. How about a private lesson??? When: Dec. 1. Where: Crazy Horse. #1163-1211 OWL EYES ON YOU You: Brunette working at Target. Me: Redhead in black glasses asking about Barnies coffee. Wish I would have had the courage to kiss you on the spot; maybe we will share a cup one morning. When: Nov. 27. Where: Target @ Beach & Hodges. #1162-1211 BEAUTIFUL BARBER I met you around this time and have loved you since. I know we had something special and hope you thought so, too. If you think you still have any spark left, please contact me through this service. We just both have to be the nice people we really are. When: 2008. Where: Riverside. #1161-1204 I HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL I was at my friend’s house playing video games in the corner like creepy kid. You stormed in, yelling. Your beauty, accent took my breath away. I whispered “Just keep talking.” You stared at me, smiled. Didn’t know what to do. I fall in love every day thinking about you, my soulmate. You: Beautiful black hair, sweet arm tattoo, beautiful eyes, smile. Me: Tattooed, Screwed Sailor. When: Oct. 17. Where: Florida Club Blvd. #1160-1204 SHORT BUT STUDLY EMT You: EMT working for Liberty, picking up my hospice patient. Me: Blonde nurse who makes small talk with you. We’ve exchanged a few talks here and there but maybe coffee soon? When: Nov. 13. Where: Shands Hospital. #1159-1204 TIJUANA... DON’T CHA WANNA You always come in on Taco Tuesdaze with 3-4 others, always so well dressed, you always drink Orange Fanta. You used to talk about my favorite show “Eastbound & Down.” I’m the one with the ponytail if you wanna PRACTICE making little Tobys. When: Nov. 13. Where: Tijuana Flats @ Old Baymeadows. #1158-1127 DUMB ME @ WINN-DIXIE We were in checkout line together, I was wearing an Allen Iverson T-shirt, we talked about you having been a military brat who moved around a lot. We separated to different lines. I should’ve gone with you but I wasn’t thinking. Care for lunch? When: Nov. 5. Where: Winn Dixie @ Beach & St. Johns Bluff. #1157-1127

BREATHTAKING You: Manly beer salesman, mesmerized. Me: New to town, amused. You said I was “breathtaking.” I still am. Let me take your breath away again. Find me? When: Sept. 9, 2011. Where: Whole Foods/San Jose. #1156-1127 IT’S UR LUV ISU, there, in our special place, on that special day. U, who are my sunshine, my rain. I want to be with you always for you are my dream come true. It’s ur luv, it just does something to me... You: Sexy, tattooed, bandana-wearing bad boy. Me: Hopelessly in luv <3 <3 When: Every day. Where: Willowbranch Park. #1155-1127 CUTIE WITH THE COFFEE COOZIE You: Cute guy with dark hair, bit of facial hair, coozie for your hot coffee. Me: Friendly, adorable girl with long reddish-brown hair. We bonded over the affordability of $1 coffee in the campus vending machine. You showed me the way to the lids! I was bummed you didn’t get my number. Let’s chat over coffee again, pretty please! When: Nov. 15. Where: UNF. #1154-1127 BLUE CIVIC BY THE CUMMER Girl in blue two-door Civic. We locked eyes while you were turning onto Post. I was on my bike in a blue sweatshirt. What was the stare for? You must’ve liked what you saw. Your smile was so noticeable behind that tint. Let’s chat it up sometime over a drink. When: Nov. 14. Where: The Cummer. #1153-1127 GIRL IN BLACK I saw you at Omni Parking lot on Bay Street. You wore a black shirt, held a gray flag that said 22D. Me: Wearing long-sleeved tan shirt. Our eyes locked a few times. When ISU, I thought of the Hall & Oates song, “Private Eyes.” Looking to meet up somewhere. Please respond! When: Nov. 14. Where: Omni Parking Lot. #1152-1127 GREEK GOD AT MOJO I came in for my Mojo BBQ fix, ordered Whole Hawg while you were working the bar. Seeing your Greek god physique made me wish I’d just gotten a salad. I don’t know if I enjoyed the food or watching you slowly stretch by the kitchen door more. You, me and sweet sauce? When: Nov. 13. Where: Mojo Kitchen. #1151-1113 HOT LATTE Hi, brown-haired venti latte. Me: Hunk of a man (6’1”, 215 lbs.) waiting for pumpkin latte with friends. Spied you at register. You: Tall, long brown hair, blue jeans, grey sweater, high heels, ordering venti coffee in 2:45. You had my blood rushing like a triple espresso shot. Wish I’d gotten name/number. Will you be my next pumpkin latte? When: Nov. 7. Where: Starbucks @ Town Center. #1150-1113

BLONDE, BEAUTIFUL, GREAT PERSONALITY We first saw each outside as we exited our vehicles. We spoke inside by a freezer endcap. We chitchatted about cleaning your car, and that you and your friend were meeting up with a friend later that night after the LSU game. Where are you? =) When: Nov. 3. Where: Publix @ Baymeadows & A1A. #1149-1113 LOOKING FOR A SALE Tall, light-skinned older gentleman, always alone, seen around town at various flea markets and Goodwill. Would love to chat sometime. When: Oct. 20. Where: Flea Markets, Goodwill. #1147-1113 WHAT WAS I THINKING? Hello, Officer, my friend and I were in our red-and-black dresses (Go Dawgs!) leaving The Landing after the big game last weekend when we saw you and your colleague. I was asking my friend what I was thinking. You asked me what I was thinking. Single? When: Oct. 27. Where: The Jacksonville Landing. #1147-1113 I DON’T EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME I met you at the Loft night of FL/GA game. We danced, I let you kiss me but forgot to get your number. When: Oct. 27. Where: Riverside. #1446-1106 ELI YOUNG CONCERT AT MAVERICKS You saved my spot during the concert while I went to the bathroom and I thanked you with a couple of Yuenglings. I wanted to get your number but you left in kind of a hurry. Let’s try this again. When: Oct. 28. Where: Mavericks. #1445-1106 WISH YOU KNEW ME! You: Distinguished salt-and-pepper hair, sparkling blue eyes, jeans, with young boy, shopping dairy aisle. Me: Pretty brown hair, brown-eyed petite lady, jeans, white T-shirt. Eyes met, we shared a smile and hello. The boy saw our attraction and asked if you knew me. When: Oct. 21. Where: Walmart, U.S. 1, St. Augustine. #1444-1030 103RD PLANET FITNESS STUDMUFFIN Something about the way you look at me, want to know you, but neither has the courage to say anything. You sure do pump that iron. lol. Short, light-skinned, always with friend. Me: Your height, caramel complexion, curly hair. Let’s stop staring and say words :) When: Oct. 17. Where: Planet Fitness. #1443-1030 LOVELY @ LATITUDE 30 You: Crazy DOPE chick from my hometown; cute dimples made me speak. Wish I could’ve said more. Maybe we can go bowling or play skee ball one day. Me: Wu-Tang fan, you kept me smiling as I kept y’all laughing. When: Oct. 20. Where: Latitude 30. #1442-1030

GINGER GODDESS BY RIVERSIDE PARK Saucy little redhead, cheetah tattoo walking a big brown dog by Five Points! Passed you in my car and couldn’t help but stare. You looked at me and smiled. You’ve been running through my mind ever since. When: Oct. 11. Where: Five Points. #1441-1030 BEAUTIFUL SOULED TATTOOED GODDESS You: Beanie, blue V-neck, tight khakis, vans, left arm full of color. Me: Long dark hair, full sleeves, yellow dress. I asked about your writing but I was too lost in your deep blue eyes and unworldly smile to catch every word. I need to know you. When: Oct. 19. Where: Bold Bean Riverside. #1440-1030 JUST FITNESS 4 U HUNK Your stunning smile and sense of humor made my day. I was on a guest pass; you explained the gym to me; then you were play-fighting with the cutest 3-4 year old, which shows how much of a real man you are. You got my number in the computer; please call :-) When: Oct. 15. Where: Just Fitness 4 U Baymeadows. #1439-1023 BEAUTIFUL O.A.R. DREAM GIRL You and GF dancing in the row in front of me and my friend. You fed me nachos; your kiss was amazing! Remember what I wrote you on my iPhone? I’m sending vibes so you know to read this; we’ll fulfill our destiny together. When: Oct. 10. Where: St. Augustine. #1438-1023 INTO WISHIN’ We picked up Folio Weekly and looked at ISAWU at the same time. Thanks for noticing. You’re an amazing person. I enjoy every time we hang out! Thanks for remembering smaller things! I look forward to more beach sunrise and future dance adventures with you. My No. 1 late night friend! Keep on dancing! When: Sept. 29. Where: Jax Beach. #1437-1016 THIS ONE’S FOR YOU You caught my eye bowling an almost, if not perfect, score. You wore florescent green shirt. My friend’s boyfriend sized you up. You told me “this one’s for you” and bowled a strike to irritate him. Me: Playing horribly, wishing you were serious. Want to teach me how to bowl? When: Oct. 7. Where: Beaches Bowling Alley. #1436-1016 “WHITE” HAIRED “MAN” I was in beer line, you sat next to bar. You watched my every move, wanted to speak, but the company you keep wouldn’t allow it. How do we fix this? Lovers come and go, but true love comes once. Is that what this is? I still believe love transcends all! When: Sept. 14. Where: FL Blues Fest. #1435-1016

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Latest Religious Messages

• At the Pon religious festival, thousands of Muslims travel to Gunung Kemukus, on Java, Indonesia’s main island, to have required sexual intercourse with a stranger. The experience, which supposedly brings good fortune, has become heavily commercialized, but nonetheless, about half the participants are “pure” — no money changes hands. More than a quick tryst is involved, according to an October Global Mail item. The pilgrims must first pray, then bathe, then select the proper stranger, then bathe afterward (carefully saving the water for later re-use), and finally return seven times at 35-day intervals to refresh their ritual. • According to testimony in Perth, Australia, in November, a retired priest, Thomas Byrne, 80, bit off the ear of another, Thomas Smith, 81, in a brawl over a parking space. Father This is a copyright protected proof © Smith live in the same Byrne and Father retirement home in Dianella, a Perth suburb. • For centuries, some residents of India’s Madhya Pradesh state have let themselves stions, please call your advertising representative at 260-9770. RUN DATE: 112712 be trampled by garishly dressed animals R PROOF IF POSSIBLE AT 268-3655 in periodic efforts to have their prayers answered. e November “Ekadashi” (the Produced by cs Checked by SalesTh Rep st SE OF BENEFIT SUPPORT ASK FOR ACTION 11th day of certain months in the Hindu calendar) this year began with prayers, followed by the liquoring up of the animals (cows in Ujjain, buffaloes in Bhopal, for example) to “remove their inhibitions,” according to a WebIndia123 report. Even so, according to local press reports, hardly anyone ever gets hurt.

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• Personalities are heavily influenced by blood types, according to the Japanese. People with Type A blood are thought to be “sensitive perfectionists and good team players, but overanxious,” according to a November BBC News dispatch, while Os are “curious and generous but stubborn.” Some industries market bloodtype-specific products ranging from soft drinks to condoms. • Names given by their parents heavily influence a person’s fortunes in life, according to many Thais, but that means relief from misery is just an official name-change away, according to a November Wall Street Journal item from Bangkok. Services-for-fee help find prosperous names, with one smartphone application suggesting five for about $10. • In September, officials in Jeddah detained 908 female Nigerian visitors who weren’t accompanied by appropriate male guardians as required for all females under age 45 in the kingdom. Women older than 45 are allowed merely to carry notarized permission slips from husbands, sons or brothers. That the Nigerians were in the country only to make the required Muslim Hajj pilgrimage didn’t deter Saudi authorities. • Saudi immigration officials in November began a text-messaging service to notify husbands if a woman tries to leave the country (at an airport or across a border) without the official “yellow sheet” authorizing her departure. • Update: Japanese and Chinese traditions absolutely reject the idea of reusing wooden chopsticks, and for many years Japan’s (and then, China’s) forests easily met chopstick demand. But Japan requires 23 billion pairs a year, and China 63 billion, which the wood

industry (even China’s) eventually couldn’t provide. In 2011, Korean-born Jae Lee built a factory in Americus, Ga., near forests of poplar and sweet gum trees, the ideal combination of softness and hardness for the sticks. In 2011 and early ’12, he supplied Japanese, Chinese and Koreans with 20 million pairs a week of “Made in U.S.A.” chopsticks. In June, Georgia Chopsticks LLC was inexplicably closed by court order, even though sales were brisk.

Questionable Judgments

• Police sought a 6-foot-3 man concerning an attempted child-abduction in November after a father intervened as the man led the father’s 2-year-old daughter toward an exit at Fashion Square mall in Charlottesville, Va. The father alerted mall security, and the cops took the man into “custody,” which turned out to mean escorting him off the property and warning him not to return (catch and release?). • The Demeter Fragrance Library (maker of such “classic” scents as “Dirt,” “Crayon” and “Laundromat”) has added to its line with “Sushi” cologne, reported the website FoodBeast.com in November. Fortunately, the scent is not that of raw fish, but “cooked sticky rice,” seaweed, ginger and lemon essences. • The company Beverly Hills Caviar recently installed three vending machines in the Los Angeles area to sell varieties of caviar, ranging from pink mother of pearl ($4) to Imperial River Beluga ($500 an ounce).

Perspective

• “In beautiful La Jolla Cove,” wrote The New York Times in November, describing the cliffside-vista community near San Diego, “art galleries and coffee shops meet a stretch of unspoiled cliffs and Pacific Ocean” — unspoiled, that is, until recently, when seagulls took over. Now, because of California’s showcase environmental regulations, use of the cove is restricted, and cleaning bird droppings from the land is subject to a permitapplication process that may take two years. Some residents say they don’t mind (“Smells just like the ocean,” said one, “but maybe a little ‘heightened’ ” while others are appalled (“As soon as we pulled up, it was, like, this is awful”). Even though the smell grows “more acrid by the day,” according to the Times, residents’ and visitors’ only short-term hope is for cleansing by traditional winter rains (no permit required).

People Different From Us

• Update: There was no one more different from us than Dennis Avner, last reported here in 2005. Having transformed his body through surgery, tattoos and implants, he had almost completely adopted the persona of a cat (“Stalking Cat,” as he was known in the bodymodification community). Avner had tigerstripe tattoos covering most of his body, dental implants sharpened to points to resemble tiger teeth, and metal-stud implants around his mouth to hold long, plastic whiskers. Ear and lip surgery made his head more catlike, and special contact lenses made his eyes appear as ovals. Avner passed away in Las Vegas in November at age 54, reportedly of suicide. Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net

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Beneath the Surface: More Than Dirt

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ow much do we know about American agriculture? Where does our food come from? Who provides it? We know what we want to know. Nothing more, nothing less. Even though many farm workers across the nation do not receive the treatment they should, let’s look closely at one small area in Florida. Feeding a nation has become a truly ugly business. S.R. 207 drops from 65 to 45 mph as it bends into the small town of Hastings. Denim-clad men and women shuffle in and out of the tractor supply and hardware stores that align the highway as it dips under the single traffic light, continues past County Line Produce and BullsHit Ranch and Farm, and extends southwest into Putnam County. It’s a slow-moving, earth- and asphalt-based community, wrapped in trees and sky — a dying breed. We assume places like these either blew away in the wind years ago or broadened and stretched their way into modernity. Hastings boasts the title of the “potato capital of Florida.” From morning until evening, you can see men and women, doubled over or trudging behind tractors, working the fields. Sixty hours or more each week are spent toiling in the fields. It’s the backbone of America, where back-breaking work is the daily routine. But existing somewhere between, or possibly behind, the asphalt roads, spacious views and strings of trees is something else. A simple turn off the main road transfers you to a bitter reality. The lavish living of the average middle and lower-middle class celebrated on the highway dissipates as you turn toward the back roads that even God does not travel. Here lives a tragedy. A May 2012 Tampa Bay Times interview featured a former Hastings farmworker. In 2010, he’d escaped from a labor camp at Bulls-Hit Ranch and has now brought a lawsuit against the farm owner and labor contractor he claims enslaved him. According to the interview, LeRoy Smith was picked up in Jacksonville on May 1, 2010, by labor recruiters. He was addicted to crack at the time, and the drug was a means to keep him in a sort of modern-day bondage. Along with 14 other men, he arrived in Hastings in the back of a white van and was introduced to the place where he would live and work for the next two months. Other men had lived — or merely existed — here for years. Drugs and alcohol were supplied discretely to the primarily drug-dependent workforce, loans for food were given out at 100 percent interest and the living conditions in the bunkhouse were squalid. Smith told the Times, “The only reason there’s no shackles is because now they make the people submit to the cocaine. That’s what they use to basically control the people.” The labor contractor accused of being responsible for these conditions was Ronald Uzzle. Smith alleges that Uzzle had orchestrated

a system of employer/employee relations in which a farmworker could arrive on Friday night and be $80 in debt to the company store by Monday. This is a system that relies on dependence and intimidation. These men were roped in from homeless shelters in Jacksonville, Orlando and Tampa, delivered to the middle of nowhere, supplied with drugs and alcohol, shortchanged on their wages and told “You owe me money. You can’t leave.” Smith claims Uzzle and another employee called “Too Tall” were behind most of the loans that sank these workers into their respective holes. According to the lawsuit, Uzzle earned his keep by skimming money off the wages of these employees. These same employees claim that it was fear of violence from Uzzle and his colleagues that allowed them to be exploited and intimidated into accepting the conditions in which they lived and worked. Deliverance was a foreign idea in the “Bull Pin” — the name the ranch earned from its workers who were roped, housed and worked like cattle. There were only three options for them: Work their way out of both debt and addiction, which was nearly impossible; wait for the government to come through on their behalf, for which they had no faith; or run — the most frightening, yet the most viable, option. With workers’ wages and rights lost somewhere in the deep pockets of the farm owners and crew leaders, social justice becomes a fleeting thing, difficult to imagine for many. From sub-poverty-level wages to 14-hour work days, the rights Cesar Chavez fought for in California in the ’60s seem to have disappeared on their journey east. Due to exclusion from several New Deal Labor reforms, farmworkers don’t have the right to overtime pay or to bargain with bosses, so the average family of four total income for migrant farmworkers ranged from $17,500 to $19,999 in 2009, well below the $22,050 poverty line. While the wages are sub-poverty, the conditions are subhuman. In Florida alone, more than 10 slavery operations have been prosecuted by federal civil rights officials since 1997. The story of Ronald Uzzle and Bulls-Hit Ranch is not the first time Northeast Florida has seen such a thing. In 2004, Bulls-Hit Ranch was sued for operations similar to those in the recent 2012 lawsuit. Chapter 77, title 18 of the United States Code deals with peonage, slavery and trafficking of persons. It covers enticement into slavery, the seizure, detention and transportation of slaves, and forced labor. In accordance with this code, each person known to benefit from an operation that creates or enables slavery is subject to lawsuit and prison time. Though not charged with peonage, Uzzle’s case sounds similar to a 2007 case brought against Ronald Evans of East Palatka, just a

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few miles up the road from Hastings. Since the 1990s, Evans had used tactics such as the ones mentioned: finding homeless, often drug-addicted men and women in urban areas, dropping them off at his labor camp miles from anywhere, providing drugs and alcohol on credit and burying them under a weight of debt. In June 2005, the camp was raided by law enforcement officers, who discovered 100 crack rocks for the nearly 100 workers and the handkept records chronicling all of the sales. In 2007, Evans was found guilty of conspiracy to distribute crack cocaine, engaging in a criminal enterprise that distributed crack cocaine, and 50 counts of structuring transactions to avoid financial reporting requirements (among others). Evans was given 30 years in federal prison. The harsh charges were meant to send a message to dissuade farm owners and labor contractors from using these same tactics. There was speculation among reporters and workers’ rights advocates at the time as to how much of an effect the lawsuit would have on future behavior. I believe this year’s lawsuit was the answer. Though the lawsuit against Uzzle isn’t over, Bulls-Hit Ranch and Farm owner Thomas Lee settled his, agreeing to give back pay to workers named in the lawsuit and reforming other practices. This is significant — it makes the farm owner, rather than the contractor, responsible for ensuring that the workers are paid. Clearly, Northeast Florida is no stranger to peonage and bondage. Outside Jacksonville and St. Augustine, there’s not much in the way of an urban landscape. There are lots of long empty roads, dark woods and spacious fields connecting scattered communities. The world from Nassau down to Putnam and Flagler counties is spread out — green and open. So much of the land is dedicated to agriculture, it’s hard to imagine it full of condominiums and shopping centers. So much of it seems forgotten. As Old Hastings Road nears Bulls-Hit Ranch, the roadside becomes a sort of reliquary for ancient farm equipment and other forgotten things. Within this forgetfulness lies a long history of worker exploitation. It’s an ugly thing that seems to lower its head long enough to be forgotten, only to re-emerge in worse form than before. Federal, state and local lawmakers must be held accountable for all workers in Florida. When the men and women who put food on our tables cannot put food on their own, something is wrong. When poverty is a near certainty, something is wrong. Beneath the surface of these fields lies more than dirt. Growing alongside the cabbage and potatoes are the pain and misery of a voiceless community. Ted Hughes

Hughes. an East Palatka resident, recently graduated from the University of Central Florida.

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