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After a decade’s slack, St. Augustine punks Boredom reunite for some one-off, must-see gigs. p. 25

A new partnership between UNF and WJCT is a marriage of necessity – and possibility. p. 7

When a GOP stalwart can help elect a black Democrat, perhaps there’s hope for a post-partisan future.

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NEWS A new partnership between UNF and WJCT is a marriage of necessity — and possibility. p. 7 A proposed bill would allow St. Augustine’s Deaf and Blind School to buy and destroy the surrounding neighborhood. p. 10

MUSIC Northeast Florida rockers Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks celebrate their first Grammy and gear up for a local show. p. 24

After a decade’s slack, St. Augustine punks Boredom reunite for some one-off, must-see gigs. p. 25

BUZZ, BOUQUETS & BRICKBATS Rick Scott backtracks from tough talk on hazing; that’s a paddling. Plus a former St. Augustine resident is on the path to sainthood. p. 8

ARTS The musical “Wicked” takes a skewed look at the good and the bad in “The Wizard of Oz.” p. 32

I ♥ TELEVISION Majestic nipples, weenie dogs and murdering zombies: A year in the mind of TV columnist Wm.™ Steven Humphrey. p. 11

NEWS OF THE WEIRD Overbilling lawyers, bulletproof couture, DIY balloon adventures, and other Recurring Themes of the Weird. p. 42

SPORTSTALK Breakfast of Khan-pions: Shahid courts the 904. p. 12

FREEWILL ASTROLOGY Discover your oppressor, Aquarius! Exorcise your prejudices, Scorpio! Stoke the blaze in your belly, Leo! p. 44

ON THE COVER Person of the Year: Peter Rummell p. 13 RETROSPECTIVE The take-home message for 2011. p. 16 OUR PICKS Reasons to leave the house this week. p. 19 MOVIES Reviews of “Young Adult” and “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.” p. 20

BACKPAGE The push for regulatory “certainty” is code language for environmental rollbacks. pp. 47 EDITOR’S NOTE p. 4 MAIL p. 5 HAPPENINGS p. 35 DINING GUIDE p. 37 I SAW U p. 43 CLASSIFIEDS p. 45

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Person of Interest

Whys and wherefores behind FW’s WTF? POTY choice

he person on this week’s cover has landed there previously, and has occasionally been featured in the pages of this publication. Not always in a glowing light. Which may have something to do with his initial reaction when contacted about an interview. “I guess I am OK doing this,” Peter Rummell wrote in an email. “Let’s talk Monday and see if I can get comfortable.” In all honesty, it took us a while to get our heads around the idea, too. Rummell’s decade-long leadership of the St. Joe Company turned the former forestry company

was moving downtown — has invigorated urban advocates with his enthusiasm for revitalizing downtown. Hogan, as he made clear in his campaign, cares no more for the city center than for outlying suburban tracts, and values the strip-mall Dollar General as much as Chamblin’s Uptown. For another, Mayor Brown’s budget and governmental reorganization kept alive the Human Rights Commission, which Hogan had promised to dismantle, and which has become a symbol of both the city’s potential and its ongoing failure on issues of equality. After enduring the bitter

The jury is out on whether Alvin Brown will be a great mayor, or even a good one, but one thing is certain: He’s already a better mayor than his Republican opponent Mike Hogan would have been. into a development juggernaut, bent on transforming North Florida into South Florida, with all the attendant damage to ecology and sense of place. His involvement in state and national politics has helped steer both into less accommodating, more partisan territory, and he remains loyal to even indefensible leaders. (“I like Rick Scott,” Rummell said last week. “I’m very comfortable with him.”) But Folio Weekly, which began publishing a Person of the Year profile in 2002, doesn’t necessarily agree with all of what the candidates represent. Rather, selection is based on the belief that even people with whom we profoundly disagree affect history in great and lasting ways. The idea of naming Peter Rummell Folio Weekly’s Person of the Year has been percolating at least since late April, when he stunned the local political establishment by breaking with his party and publicly endorsing (and funding) a Democrat. The jury is out on whether Alvin Brown will be a great mayor, or even a good one, but one thing is certain: He’s already a better mayor than his Republican opponent Mike Hogan would have been. For one, the mayor — who last week was out paddling a kayak down the St. Johns River and celebrating the announcement that EverBank

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and embarrassing battle over the appointment of Muslim commission member Dr. Parvez Ahmed, the commission is now wrestling with calls that it propose an amendment to the city’s human rights ordinance that specifically forbids discrimination against gays, lesbians, bisexuals and the transgendered. (Jacksonville is the only major metropolitan area in Florida that doesn’t prohibit such discrimination.) Issues of downtown development and even basic human rights may not command as much attention as economic matters these days, but Brown has been no slouch on that front, serving as a national and international ambassador for Jacksonville in ways that Hogan simply could not — or would not — have done. And if anyone thinks that a Mike Hogan embrace of new Jaguars owner Shahid Khan would have been anything but awkward, I’ve got an abortion clinic bombing joke you might fancy. The next year, like the past few, will be a difficult time in the life of Northeast Florida. But like all challenges, it offers opportunities to grow. If that evolution included a less partisan, more holistic regard for political candidates, we’d all benefit. It’s something Peter Rummell tried this year. We’d do well to follow his example. Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com

Not So Random Numbers

First I read the article “Fear and Loathing in the Duval County Jail” (News, Dec. 13). Then I read “Crime and Punishment,” (Backpage, Dec. 13) No one put any real facts in the articles. What kind of facts am I talking about, you’re asking? Here are some facts of what I found in my research. America’s prison population topped 2 million inmates for the first time in history on June 30, 2002, according to a new report from the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics. The total population of prisons and jails in the United States neared the 2.1 million mark in June 2003. One in every 138 residents of the United States, a total of 2,131,180 inmates, were incarcerated in prison or jail as of June 30, 2004. The United States has the highest documented incarceration rate in the world. At year-end 2009, it was at 743 adults incarcerated per 100,000 population. Some 2,292,133 adults were incarcerated in U.S. federal and state prisons, and county jails at year-end 2009 — about 1 percent of adults in the U.S. Additionally, 4,933,667 adults at yearend 2009 were on probation or on parole. The United States has the highest documented incarceration rate in the world (743 per 100,000 population), Russia has the second-highest (577 per 100,000), followed by Rwanda (561 per 100,000. By comparison, the incarceration rate in England and Wales in February 2011 was 154 people imprisoned per 100,000 residents; the rate for Norway in May 2010 was 71 inmates per 100,000; the Netherlands in April 2010 was 94 per 100,000; Australia in June 2010 was 133 per 100,000; and New Zealand in October 2010 was 203 per 100,000. In 2001, among facilities operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, it cost $22,632 per inmate, or $62.01 per day. In 2005, it cost an average of $23,876 per state prisoner. The National Association of State Budget Officers reports: “In fiscal 2009, corrections spending represented 3.4 percent of total state spending and 7.2 percent of general fund spending.” I just thought, after reading this, people may want to really think what it costs to keep people in jail or prison. Micheal Tomsik Jacksonville via email

Liquor is Quicker

In your wildest dreams, you could barely imagine the corporate welfare that is flowing to some of Florida’s biggest air and water polluters. From 2009 and up to the present day, the federal government gave paper mills billions of dollars to do something that they have been doing for decades: burning “black liquor” in their boilers. Black liquor is a byproduct of their process. By adding petroleum to their “liquor” fuel, they qualified for a federal tax credit that was intended to encourage the burning of biomass for industrial fuel. Here is the list of Florida corporations that are exploiting the tax code and the amount of your hard-earned dollars that they scarfed up in 2009: International Paper (Pensacola): $2.06 billion in black liquor credits; $2.36 billion net income Smurfit-Stone Container (Panama City): $654 million; $8 million net income Rayonier (Fernandina Beach): $205 million; $313 million net income Buckeye Technologies (Perry): $130 million; $154 million net income

Georgia-Pacific/Koch (Palatka): $1 billion (at least); net income unknown This federal corporate welfare for paper mills will continue until at least 2015. And the state of Florida is doing its part to make the situation even worse. The Florida Department of Environmental Protection (FDEP) is seeking to give these same big polluters an unprecedented free pass to use Florida’s rivers as giant dilution/mixing zones. These giant corporations (along with the mining and chemical industry) discharge massive amounts of nutrients into our waters that, in turn, cause fish kills, red tides and other harmful algal blooms. They smother sea grasses and destroy our fisheries. The cost for health care when humans are exposed is only beginning to be discovered. And the FDEP wants to configure the rules to make even higher levels of pollution legal. The state faces a clear choice: Pander to politically powerful polluters, or protect our waters and the many businesses

If we continue to allow the reckless dumping of nitrogen and phosphorus into our waters, the steady degradation that we have all witnessed over the past few decades will continue. that depend on clean water for their livelihood. A huge chunk of Florida’s workforce is jobdependent on clean water: restaurants, hotels, charter boat operators, real estate, fishing-related businesses, recreational companies, etc. If we continue to allow the reckless dumping of nitrogen and phosphorus into our waters, the steady degradation that we have all witnessed over the past few decades will continue. We all recognize the need for more jobs in Florida and everywhere, but without clean water, Florida’s economic future looks grim. No one wants to spend their vacation on a beach, suffocating from toxic air blowing in from near-shore waters. No one wants to spend $50 on a seafood platter that may have contaminated fish on it. No one will eat our wonderful oysters if they might contain poison from algae-infested waters. We can’t afford to keep subsidizing big polluters who are not doing their part to protect and preserve the resources that are the economic lifeblood of our state. Don’t think that the federal government will come to our rescue — no, it’s on board with the big polluters, too. Yet they expect us to keep sending our tax dollars to Washington and Tallahassee so they can squander them on the very companies that are destroying the natural beauty of Florida, which is our most important capital resource. This river of fiscal insanity is flowing backwards and you can turn it around by speaking out now. Linda Young, Director Clean Water Network of Florida

Animal Dreams

’Twas a week before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was suffering, not even a mouse. The stockings were stuffed with

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cruelty-free toiletries and other animal-friendly goodies that fill people with glee. Non-leather coats and bags, coloring books and crayons, and scarves and sweaters made with cotton and rayon were wrapped neatly. But the best presents of all wouldn’t be found under the tree: an honorable donation to a compassionate health charity and an adopted turkey cared for lovingly at a sanctuary. The children were entertaining themselves by playing games on Wii, for they had no interest in seeing sad captive animals in holiday shows and Nativity scenes, you see. The kitchen was filled with fixings for a vegan feast, complete with a yummy faux turkey. The pantry was stocked with extra canned veggies, soy nog, and nonperishable goods to be shared with the needy. The dog was inside, nestled warmly in bed. Visions of a world without cruelty danced in his head. And if more people visit www.PETA. org for tips on making kind choices, he’ll have nothing to dread. Here’s wishing everyone a humane holiday! Heather Moore The PETA Foundation Norfolk, Va.

Team Player

The event will celebrate and honor the work of the current Riverkeeper, Neil Armingeon, who is stepping down in 2012. The evening will feature musical luminaries Van Dyke Parks and Billy Joe Shaver. Parks has a lengthy list of credits as a composer, arranger, producer and musician. He is, perhaps, best known for his collaborations with the Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson. Shaver is a fabulous honky-tonking country outlaw, whose songs have been recorded by Widespread Panic, Marty Stuart, Elvis Presely, Bob Dylan, Allman Brothers, Robert Earl Keen, Waylon Jennings, Alison Krauss, Emmylou Harris, Jerry Lee Lewis, Patty Loveless, Willie Nelson & Johnny Cash, just to name a few. Come see these true American originals as we celebrate Neil Armingeon — an incredible asset to our city and a tireless advocate for the St. Johns!

Re: “Bought and Sold” by Bob Snell (Guest Editorial, Dec. 6): Bob, your article is dead wrong about what the team does for the city. First of all, the team has eight home games that employ between 2,000 to 3,000 people every season, not including the pre-season games played at home. In your article, you stated the team does nothing to help the job growth. Well, if the team leaves, all these jobs are gone. As far as the team being responsible for high school dropout rate or housing, you’re placing your blame in the wrong area. Think of this: The Jaguars players as people live here, buy homes, pay taxes, use local stores and pretty much live in the same way you do. However, they are not responsible for housing or schools. Are you responsible for that? The team and players take hard-earned money and time to donate to many charities around town. I ask you, if the team moves, are you going to take charge of these charities? Are you going to cover the money spent from the team to maintain the stadium and grounds? Last year, they gave $4 million to the city. Do you have that in your pocket? The benefits of the Jaguars being in Jacksonville are worth more than not having the Jaguars in Jacksonville. People in this city need a wake-up call on how the NFL works. It seems the people want to jump on the bandwagon only when the team is winning, and when the Jaguars have a terrible season, the people abandon the team. Maybe the Jaguars should do the same to the people and the fans of Jacksonville. Micheal Tomsik Jacksonville via email

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The University is Expanding

A new partnership between UNF and WJCT is a marriage of necessity – and possibility

he campus of the University of North Florida has grown dramatically in the past decade, adding, renovating or overhauling dozens of buildings, a construction boom that has rendered the campus almost unrecognizable to even recent alumni. But the school is expanding in other ways — beyond the borders of academia and the confines of its Southside campus, into the broader landscape of Jacksonville. Two years after partnering with the then-struggling-to-survive Museum of Contemporary Art Jacksonville, the college plans a similar joint venture with the financially strapped local NPR radio and television affiliate WJCT. The partnerships — essential in both cases to keep the cultural institutions in question solvent — clearly expand both the breadth and reach of the university. UNF President John Delaney says that involvement in the two organizations fits the university’s mission of relevance. “We want to be relevant to the cultural, civil and economic

still in the formative stage, it’s possible the school will take over some of the station’s administrative functions such as bookkeeping, employee benefits and groundskeeping, as well as pay for utilities, repairs, cleaning and other operational expenses. If UNF absorbs the operational costs, the school would in return be able to use WJCT’s facilities as a teaching environment, and possibly play a role in producing programming. Boylan envisions utilizing research of UNF professors as the basis of local roundtable discussions, and says he expects some monetary infusion as part of that relationship. Delaney envisions the school also broadcasting lectures, concerts and maybe even UNF sporting events, though he stressed that the talks between UNF and WJCT are “very preliminary.” For the University of North Florida, the relationships with WJCT and MOCA bring prestige. “It gives UNF students opportunities for experiences, such as working on art exhibits, showing at a local museum or working on

“It will give people a greater appreciation of our community as a whole as well as provide us with more locally generated content by introducing audiences to some of the research being done locally,” says WJCT’s CEO Michael Boylan. “I see it as a win-win.” needs of Northeast Florida,” he wrote in a recent email to Folio Weekly. For WJCT, the support from UNF comes not a moment too soon. WJCT has faced waves of cutbacks since the 2008 economic collapse, but Gov. Rick Scott’s budget this past year delivered a near-death blow. Scott eliminated all funding for public broadcasting in the state, clipping $500,000 from the NPR affiliate’s $5.7 million budget. The station, which had balanced previous cuts through staff attrition and voluntary salary reductions, was left with no choice but to begin cutting programming. The station cancelled programs, including staples like the long-running “Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor,” a show that practically defines public radio, as well as programs like “Tell Me More.” WJCT President and CEO Michael Boylan says the loss of funding was so large, it was no longer possible to “cut our way to financial solvency.” Other solutions were needed. The partnership with UNF, Boylan says, “will help us gain stability.” Though discussions are

a local radio show that other colleges might not be able to offer their student body,” says Sharon Ashton, assistant vice president for public relations. “For faculty at the schools, the partnership offers ways to communicate their work more broadly.” The synergies available in the school’s relationship with MOCA were evidenced in the exhibit “Shared Vision,” which was co-curated by UNF assistant professor of photography Paul Karabinis and MOCA curator Ben Thompson. “UNF held classes at MOCA. It gives us a presence downtown,” says Ashton. “Similarly, anywhere that WJCT reaches in our five-county area, it will add to our presence there.” “It will give people a greater appreciation of our community as a whole as well as provide us with more locally generated content by introducing audiences to some of the research being done locally,” says CEO Boylan. “I see it as a win-win.” Susan Cooper Eastman sceastman@folioweekly.com DECEMBER 27, 2011-JANUARY 2, 2012 | FOLIO WEEKLY | 7

Tebow Wow Wow “Take it down a notch.” — “Jesus” admonishing Tim Tebow in a recent “Saturday Night Live” skit. http://bit.ly/uYNWeH

Pocket Dialing Panic

Let It Rain

A Yulee Walmart Supercenter employee caused a scare when his cell phone dialed the store while he was playing a round of golf. When a store employee answered the call, he heard muffled voices and feared it was a bomb threat. The Nassau County Sheriff’s Office evacuated the Walmart before tracing the call to the man on the golf course.

$10,000 — Amount that the Coca-Cola Foundation gave to the St. Johns Riverkeeper and the San Marco Preservation Society to build a rain garden in the right-of-way in front of the San Marco Branch Library. The garden was planted with dwarf holly, cypress trees, cord grass and muhly grass, and shaped like a creek bed, so that rainwater soaks into the ground to be filtered rather than washing into the storm drains and into the St. Johns River, laden with pollutants.

Big Spenders $760 million — Amount it cost Shahid Khan to buy the Jacksonville Jaguars. $560 million — Amount it cost Greenville, S.C.-based Bi-Lo to buy Jacksonvillebased Winn-Dixie.

Not to Mince Words “A lying resentful turncoat.” — How Nassau County Sheriff Tommy Seagraves described a narcotics detective who’s turned FBI informant. As the Times-Union reported last week, Det. Brandon Smith began recording Seagraves and others in the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office in the fall of 2009, after witnessing what he says were civil © 2011 rights abuses and corruption.

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Light It Up! Vienna, Austria; Gothenberg, Sweden and — St. Augustine, Florida? According to National Geographic, the Ancient City belongs on a Top 10 list of best places to see holiday lights. Declares the blurb: “During Nights of Lights, the 144-squareblock historic district twinkles with two million bulbs (each white, per city ordinance). November 19-January 31.” Other finalists: Kobe, Japan; Medellin, Columbia and Hong Kong, China. Check out the link for yourself at http://bit.ly/s7vQEG

Dig It “I’m going through a lot right now. My husband has cheated on me. He might have an outside child. And he doesn’t want me to pursue my passion, though I’m great at it.” — From Jacksonville writer Jaye Cherié’s new novel “The Goldigger’s Club.” The novel is about three women in the Tampa Bay Area who are pursuing success, money and status through their menfolk. The book will be released Jan. 3 by Strebor Books International.

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Bouquets to river advocate Tom Ingram for turning a vision for better riverfront access into an instantly transformative reality. Two months ago, Ingram approached the Jacksonville Waterways Commission about improving access to the St. Johns River for kayaks, canoes, standup paddleboards and other non-motorized vessels. Last week, with the enthusiastic support of Mayor Alvin Brown, Ingram joined local officials and boaters in celebrating 12 new park access points. Eight low-profile boat access points will be available on the St. Johns River, along with two on the Ribault and Ortega rivers, and two on the Trout River. Bouquets to Minister Virginia LaSalle and the 12 homeless men in St. Augustine that she organized to host a fundraiser for 14-year-old Alex Fast. The group raised more than $1,000 washing cars, then donated that money to help the teenager’s family absorb the cost of his upcoming liver transplant. For the homeless men, it was an opportunity to do something to help someone else, when they’re the ones usually asking for charity. Armando Garcia of Major League Mobile Detailing provided all the cleaning equipment. Bouquets to St. Augustine electrician David Hecht for taking a purse he found on the side of the road — which was filled with thousands of dollars — to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office. Hecht found the purse off S.R. 207 on Dec. 5, when he was working for Ferran Services & Contracting. A Palm Bay woman who claimed the purse the next day said it contained her life’s savings. Although she did not give Ferran a reward, several people in the community have since mailed him small donations in recognition of his honesty.

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8 — The number of Mississippi sandhill cranes that The White Oak Conservation Center in Nassau County raised from hatchlings, in cooperation with the Audubon Nature Institute. The birds were released into the Mississippi Sandhill Crane Wildlife Refuge in November. Because of such efforts, the population of birds in the refuge has grown from about 30 cranes in 1970 to 130 birds today.

All I Need is a Miracle

Tweet Heart #ilovejax Twitter hashtag that the Jax Chamber, JAXUSA Partnership and Northeast Florida Regional Council announced as part of a campaign to help Jacksonville “regain its swagger.” The group’s Innovate Northeast Florida development initiative identified the region’s self-image as needing improvement.

That’s a Paddling Gov. Scott was forced to retreat from his demand that FAMU’s Board of Trustees fire the school’s president following a fatal hazing incident. Scott’s interference in the case incited hundreds of students to march to his offices, where he attempted to “relate” to them by reminding them he grew up in public housing. That in turn prompted one student to shout out, “We’re not poor!”

Father Felix Varela, a 19th-century priest who once called St. Augustine home, is on the path to sainthood. Currently, he’s merely a “Servant of God,” but his application, being shepherded through church channels by Brother Rodolfo Meoli, got an apparent thumbs-up to be elevated to the level of “Venerable” — two steps below saint. Now all that stands between Varela and beatification is a miracle — literally. If one can be proven, he will be beatified. (A second miracle is required to be canonized a saint.)

Holiday Not So Special “I feel like the Grinch music should be playing in our background.” — Michelle Williamson, commenting last week after a burglar stole all of the family’s Christmas gifts.

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Walter Coker

“They are basically poking their finger in the eye of St. Augustine,” says one neighborhood resident.

Historic Setback

Proposed bill would give St. Augustine’s School for The Deaf & The Blind the right to be bad neighbors

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he Florida School for The Deaf & The Blind has a compelling mission, a passionate student body and strong advocates in Tallahassee. But it has a lousy relationship with its neighbors, based largely on its tendency to put expansion needs ahead of the concerns of the historic community it calls home. Residents of the adjacent neighborhoods of Nelmar Trace and Fullerwood have long objected to the school’s disregard for their homes or the surrounding sense of place. In the late ’90s, when the school wanted to build new dorms, it simply bought up a block of small houses and demolished them. When the school chose to renovate a large, historic waterfront home known as the Collins House, it destroyed the home’s historic integrity by building an addition that violated city zoning codes and installing an unsightly exterior staircase. When the school wanted to improve security around the home, it erected an eightfoot-high spiked iron fence, which exceeds the city’s neighborhood fence limit by four feet. For residents of the bordering neighborhoods, both of which are on the National Register of Historic Places, the school’s approach has chafed. Until recently, the two sides, along with the city of Augustine, had been in meetings to discuss ways to mitigate the impact of the school’s recent actions. But an announcement last week raises questions about whether the school is negotiating in good faith. State Rep. Bill Proctor (R-St. Augustine) introduced a bill to give the school the power of eminent domain, allowing it to take and condemn any private property it wanted. The provision would give the school the authority to acquire the remaining holdout homes on nearby Alfred and Genoply streets, and to build a dormitory on the block, even though it is zoned for single-family houses. FSDB President Danny Hutto told the St. Augustine Record that the school isn’t planning any new property acquisitions in the next five years. But he says he supports Proctor’s bill because it will give the next president flexibility. Proctor, who is term-limited after this legislative session, is a former longtime FSDB board member, who previously served as president of Flagler College at a time when that school ran into conflict with advocates for historic neighborhoods. Proctor told the St. Augustine Record that the residents who oppose the school’s roughshod approach to historic preservation are merely “a few strident voices … who will complain” even if they

turned the Collins House into “the Taj Mahal.” But city Vice Mayor Leanna Freeman says the bill would fundamentally alter property rights in the area around the school, and possibly wreak havoc on property values. “If you build a huge institution-like building, then all the houses across the street will be impacted, their value will go down,” she says. “They will no longer be in a residential neighborhood. They will be looking at institutional dorms.” For neighbors who’ve been in talks with the school and the city, Proctor’s bill is a frustrating development. “We thought we were making progress,” says Nelmar Terrace Neighborhood Association secretary Jessica Misterly. “We were trying to act as good neighbors, but this has kind of derailed whatever goodwill we felt we had with the school. It’s hard to be a neighborhood if you are continually losing property or have the threat of losing property.” Resident Melinda Rakoncay, who has battled the school’s development plans for years, says FSDB has been trying to get the powers of eminent domain for as long as she can remember, and she’s lived there 30 years. Now the president of the Nelmar Terrace Neighborhood Association, Rakoncay points out that the school doesn’t have an elected board that’s accountable to voters, but instead has a board of political appointees, many of whom don’t even live in St. Augustine. “One of the functions of city government is to manage its growth and that is one of the things people take into account when they vote for officials — their stance on growth,” says Rakoncay. “For the School for the Deaf and Blind to say, ‘We don’t want to be part of that process,’ when they are very much a part of the city, is sort of dumbfounding.” Rakoncay says that 55 of the 60 households in Nelmar Terrace have signed a petition opposing Proctor’s bill. “It’s not just a handful of malcontents,” she says. With the filing of Proctor’s bill, she says that, “They are basically poking their finger in the eye of St. Augustine.” A spokesperson for the Florida School for The Deaf & The Blind said in an email to Folio Weekly that the school “appreciates the continued support and efforts by state Rep. Bill Proctor for our school, students and staff.” School president Danny Hutto was not available for comment. Susan Cooper Eastman sceastman@folioweekly.com

2011: The Year in Stuff I Said H

ere are some things I said in 2011. Providing “context” doesn’t really help my case. On Batman: Attaching a cape to a cowl is the stupidest thing ever. One step on your cape, and NECK SNAP! Stephen Hawking’s teaching you how to use your fancy new wheelchair. On “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”: It’s filled with dramatic re-creations of women who had no earthly idea they were preggo, until one day, whoopsie! Plop! Heyyyyy … what’s that crying? On Tom “Smallville” Welling’s Nipples: Where once these teats were a model of structural perfection — a luminous coral hue, areolas 1.2 inches (30mm) in circumference, and nipples five-stacked-quarters high — they are now a sad leathery shade of brown, cracked around the edges, drooping in unceremonious defeat. ARE WE TO BELIEVE THESE ARE THE NIPPLES OF A SUPERMAN?? On My Nipples: Observe the nipples of a god!! As you can plainly see, MY nippolinis are the stuff ancient sculptors would spend their lives trying to recreate. My areolas? A hot 25 mm in diameter. The color? That of a glorious sunrise. At their most erect, they rise (majestically, I might add) to a whopping 14 mm — long enough to hang your average hat or participate in a ring-toss competition. They often cause

There is nothing funnier than an angry donkey kicking a zombie in the face. Simply point the donkey’s hindquarters at a zombie. those who are 5’4” to receive ocular damage. Why, yes — they DO have the ability to cut glass. And if I fall forward, it’s unnecessary for me to put my hands out to catch myself — THAT’S how perky my nipples are! On Murdering Zombies: There is nothing funnier than an angry donkey kicking a zombie in the face. Simply point the donkey’s hindquarters at a zombie. When the zombie shambles into range, use a long stick with a feather attached to tickle the donkey’s butt, and three … two … one … KABOOM! (Bring extra underpants — you may pee yourself laughing!) On Weenie Dogs: Weenie dogs are the worst. The worst dogs, yes. But also the worst anything. Weenie dogs are ugly, misshapen, unnecessarily angry and racist. YES, RACIST!! Because of their German descent, not only do they despise Jews and homosexuals, they hate ALL races — except the weenie dog race. There’s only one weenie dog race I love … and that’s when 20 weenie dogs race each other around a horse track. It’s HILARIOUS!! Also on Weenie Dogs: Weenie dogs are clinically insane. Are sharks insane? NO. When they take a bite out of a seal, surfer or sex-crazed teenager, it’s usually because they’re starving to death. Conversely, the reason weenie dogs take a bite out of people’s ankles is one of the following:

(1) Weenie Dog God told them to. (2) The person’s ankle reminds them of a Jew. (3) They believe their teeth are miniature diamondencrusted robots that will teleport them to weenie dog heaven if constantly coated in human blood and cat feces. In short, WEENIE DOGS ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!! On Billy Goats: Here’s the problem with billy goats: They don’t discriminate. As it turns out, billy goats don’t give two billy craps whether they’re eating unwanted credit-card applications, last week’s paycheck, a pot of spaghetti you left on the stove all week or your genitals while you’re asleep. In short, billy goats are baaaaaaaah-d. (Sorry. In fact … I’m sorry for everything.) Wm.™ Steven Humphrey steve@portlandmercury.com

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27 8:00 WE TEXAS MULTI MAMAS Debut! Because the world does not have enough shows about hillbillies and women with too many children. 9:00 FOX NEW GIRL Fearing he’ll run into his ex-girlfriend, Nick asks Jess to be his date at a wedding. (OH, JUST SHTUPP ALREADY!!)

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 28 8:00 FOX RAISING HOPE In this hilarious repeat, Jimmy learns he was once a musical prodigy — until suddenly he wasn’t. 9:00 TLC EXTREME CHEAPSKATES Documenting the extreme measures that some people take to save money. (Five bucks says someone re-uses toilet paper!)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 29

8:00 NBC COMMUNITY The must-see repeat of the comedy’s holiday special/absolutely vicious parody of “Glee”! 10:00 TLC HOOK, LINE AND SISTERS Debut! Three sisters run a commercial fishery in Alaska and … zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 30 8:00 NBC CHUCK Sarah fears for the life of her mom — who luckily is former kick-assy “Charlie’s Angels” star Cheryl Ladd!

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 31 10:00 ABC DICK CLARK’S NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN’ EVE Featuring a special guest appearance from the corpse of Dick Clark. 10:00 NBC NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH CARSON DALY Featuring a special guest appearance from the corpse of Carson Daly.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 1 9:00 FOOD RACHAEL VS. GUY CELEBRITY COOK-OFF Debut! Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri compete to see who can be the most loathed person in the world. 10:00 HBO ANGRY BOYS Debut! Chris Lilley (of the hilarious “Summer Heights High”) plays multiple men in this docuparody about dudes.

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Breakfast of Khan-pions Shahid Courts the 904

find many things remarkable about Shahid Khan, including the rags-to-riches personal mythology. (Honestly, I can’t imagine having that degree of personal wherewithal, which explains why Shahid Khan is making moves and I’m just writing about them.) But the most remarkable thing, to me at least, is this: The man bears a striking resemblance to departed and duly mourned author Kurt Vonnegut. The mustache. The flowing locks. The twinkle in the eye, as if he is in on the joke, fully cognizant that it’s only pro football. Profitable and prestigious, yes, all-consuming obsession for the hyperconsumptive booboosie, sure — but only a game. Just like the little matter of coming from Pakistan and cornering the market on auto bumpers. Or

“Basically what I want to share with the Jacksonville fans is here I am, reporting for duty and ready to serve the fans. Let the fun begin.”

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like his chase of the Rams — his local market team — that was thwarted, only to find a market so desperate to reassert its identity that it needed an iconoclastic owner like Khan, one whose brio and self-assurance could carry this market into a national presence — something the staid, risk-averse Weaver stewardship couldn’t do. What Wayne Weaver represented, in terms of presentation, was staidness. He reminded the nation of family rooms with wood paneling, Jiffy Pop popcorn, party lines and eight-track tapes. His promotional gimmicks were so corny, they could’ve been written by a roomful of Iowa politicians. The interregnal giant shoe races, the boring concessions, the limp, rank press box hot dogs — all indications of a company doing business like a Regency Mall anchor circa 1990. Which was a great way of doing business, as you can see from a visit to the resplendent, flourishing Regency Mall today. That way of doing business gets you so much dead wood, you could make an endless supply of log cabins, but it doesn’t translate into wins. Which of Weaver’s recent imports does the fan base believe in? Gene Smith? Blaine Gabbert? People need new energy. And, God willing, Shahid Khan will bring it.

We know, of course, he says he’s committed to partnership with the city. (And we know how lucrative that partnership was for the former owners, and we should also hope Mayor Brown doesn’t give a bunch of tax breaks and the like to Khan just to “keep him here” the way the previous administrations did.) A typical quotation: “I just want to share it with you, I’m totally committed to Jacksonville. I’ll be spending most of my time really relating to the fans and developing the relationships. The rebirth, really, of the franchise in Jacksonville where we will win on and off the field. Basically what I want to share with the Jacksonville fans is here I am, reporting for duty and ready to serve the fans. Let the fun begin.” We all like fun, don’t we? What strikes me about Khan is that he is a keenly intelligent, overtly systemic thinker. His thought processes are more British than American — exacting and precise. He seems to struggle a bit with the “rah rah rah, fire ’em up” language. He is a smart guy — and a big challenge for Khan will be dumbing himself down enough to where he doesn’t alienate the local media. That is something, recall, that former Jaguar coach Tom Coughlin often seemed to struggle with, to his eventual detriment. Despite his presentation style, the long hair and ’stache, Khan himself is a political pragmatist of the first order. He’s donated to the presidential campaigns of both Mitt Romney and John Kerry, which tells me that he likes centrist politicians who get results favorable to his business. He is, despite the alleged exoticness of his pedigree, a perfect tempermental fit for the local business community. The important question — more so than who the Jags draft in a few months or even who the next coach is — is this: What happens when Shahid Khan and Mayor Brown are forced into a negotiation on an issue? Who shall prevail? Both Khan and Brown are still in their honeymoon periods with Northeast Florida media. Brown is riding high in the polls. Once the newness wears off, it’ll be interesting and instructive to reappraise the relationship between the team and the city government, thus getting a real sense of the future of the Jacksonville franchise. AG Gancarski themail@folioweekly.com Twitter@AGGancarski

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Peter Rummell has been a prominent figure on the Northeast Florida landscape for years — as a developer with the powerful St. Joe Company, a behind-the-scenes player in the secretive Non Group (now the Jacksonville Civic Council), a rainmaker for the GOP. None of those is the reason he was chosen Folio Weekly’s Person of the Year. Instead, it was one very specific, if hugely consequential thing that Rummell did that put him into contention for this year’s title: He broke with his party and supported a Democrat. Rummell’s decision to back Alvin Brown for mayor was a watershed moment — and not just for Brown’s candidacy (though it was arguably the single biggest factor in his victory, and an endorsement without which Brown would not have won). Rummell’s decision to abandon the dictates of partisan politics and fealty to the GOP instantly changed what it meant to be a Republican in the 2011 election — and has the potential to redefine this city’s political dialogue going forward. Rummell chose candidate over party, and the city’s future over the dictates of the past. And he proved that it is possible to buck the demands of the GOP and not become a pariah. For that reason, and because we hope his example signals the beginning of a sea change in local politics, Peter Rummell is Folio Weekly’s Person of the Year 2011.

reston Haskell remembers the day he got the call. It was about a week after the March 22 primary, and he — like a lot of local Republicans — was deeply disappointed. The field of Jacksonville mayoral candidates, which once promised a range of partisan intensity, race and gender, was suddenly, uncomfortably narrow. Two candidates remained: ultraconservative white Republican Mike Hogan and moderate black Democrat Alvin Brown. For moderate Republicans like Haskell, the founder of the Haskell Co. and a major player in local elections, the situation had no apparent upside. As a Republican candidate, Hogan was deeply unappealing, and even though Brown was more likable, Haskell says, “Everyone knew a Democrat couldn’t win” countywide in Jacksonville. Republicans were stymied. Their choice: disengage from the election, or support a candidate they could not abide. Then, the call. “I remember very clearly,” says Hugh Greene, CEO of Baptist Health, recalling the conference call in which participants heard pollsters’ estimate of the difficult odds Alvin Brown faced. “Peter [Rummell] said, ‘So we’re just going to accept that we can can’t change this? I refuse to accept that. I refuse to accept that this [a Hogan victory] is inevitable.’ ” By that point, Rummell had met with

Alvin Brown, and decided to back him, in spite of his party affiliation. But Rummell realized that it would take tremendous effort to bring along other Republicans, and even more resources to affect the election’s outcome. After consulting with pollsters and the candidate, he concluded it would take a minimum of $300,000 to give Alvin Brown the boost his campaign needed. And money alone wouldn’t do it. Success at the polls would require the buy-in of the city’s Republicans, who were unlikely to vote for a Democrat. A few days after that call, on April 12, Rummell arranged a meeting at the Hyatt, with a simple if unlikely goal: to convince his moneyed, influential and almost exclusively Republican friends to back Alvin Brown. Among the three dozen people there were Haskell, Greene, Delores Barr Weaver, Ed Burr, Bruce Barcelo and former Mayor John Delaney. “I invited 39 people, and 37 of them came,” he says. Rummell paid for the room, and the open bar, and he led what he calls an “informal” discussion about their options. “I consider myself a reasonably partisan Republican,” says Rummell, a former George W. Bush fundraising “Pioneer” and longtime Republican rainmaker (in something of an understatement). “But I would like to think people get judged on their merits and ideas.” His goal that afternoon was to issue a

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Rummell says party backlash was minimal. “I never got one call that said, ‘What the hell are you doing, have you lost ns, please call at 260-9770. rUn dAte: 122711 your mind?’” ROOF IF w POSSIBLE w w . dATa268-3655 -arts.org that, too.’ ” Having found the GOP candidate or call Produced by jw Checked by challenge. Sales Rep dl f benefit sUpport Ask for Action It was this example, Greene says, that was unacceptable, he announced to those gathered 346-5620, ext. 101 that he would support Alvin Brown. More than the impetus for others, and ultimately a game-

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that, he said, he would commit $150,000 to the effort, provided they would match it with their own dollars. “I immediately put up 25,” recalls Preston Haskell. “And Delores [Weaver] put up 25, and Ed Burr. By the end of the day, he had his match.” In Rummell’s recollection, it took until the end of the week to get the full amount. But when The Florida Times-Union announced the alliance on April 15, the news hit the city like a depth charge. “Call this a political stunner,” the story began. Longtime political observers were stunned, the Hogan camp was reeling, and the Brown campaign was, suddenly, unexpectedly viable. For Hugh Greene, who doesn’t have quite the same financial resources as the other guests at the Hyatt that day, the meeting prompted him to respond in other ways. He committed

changer in the election. “I don’t know that anyone else could have done what he did,” says Greene. “And I’m not sure anyone else would have done what he did.” Preston Haskell says he, too, would have supported Brown in other ways, absent Rummell’s effort. “But exactly what that would’ve been, I can’t say.”

eter Rummell, like a lot of Republicans, barely gave Alvin Brown a thought before the March 22 primary. Brown had made an effort to reach out, stopping by Rummell’s office to introduce himself. “But,” Rummell says, “he’s a Democrat and I’m a Republican, and I didn’t pay a hell of a lot of attention to him, to be honest.” After the two more moderate Republican

“I consider myself a reasonably partisan Republican,” says Rummell, in something of an understatement. “But I would like to think people get judged on their merits and ideas.” some money to the campaign — more than he would have otherwise, he says. But more than that, he resolved to lend his name to the effort, to publicly advocate for Brown, to join the team of prominent Republicans in leaving the party path to stand behind a Democrat. “It wasn’t so much that he provided me cover,” says Hugh Greene, who says he would have supported Brown regardless, albeit not so prominently. “But there was that sense of, ‘Gosh, if Peter’s willing to do this — to take a stand in this kind of way — I need to do

candidates — Rick Mullaney and Audrey Moran — lost, many observers (including this publication, http://bit.ly/mNsUpS) — assumed the GOP would embrace Mike Hogan. Many did. Rummell tried. “I went to a meeting, and I listened [to Mike Hogan]. And I got nervous, frankly. “It was about a week after the primary,” Rummell continues. “And he said — and I remember this distinctly — he said he thought downtown Baldwin was as important as downtown Jacksonville.”

PERSON OF THE YEAR | peter rummell

The statement shook Rummell, the head of the Urban Land Institute and strong believer in downtown revitalization. “I didn’t think he had a vision for the city,” he says. “And the more I talked to people, the more I realized that other people had the same concerns.” Today Rummell has scrubbed Mike Hogan

his decision. He says local Republicans were generally respectful and supportive of his decision, though he concedes he got a few calls from GOP leaders outside of Jacksonville. “From the statewide level, there were some questions and people were trying to understand what was going on,” he says. “But I never got

“People admire what Jacksonville did,” says Preston Haskell. “Jacksonville has taken on a slightly different sheen and a slightly different flavor.” from his memory (“Who’s the Republican that Alvin beat?” he asks in a recent conversation. “I seriously have blocked out his name.”), but in late March, Hogan seemed like a shoo-in. His financing was better, his name recognition stronger, and his party affiliation the ultimate determinant in any Duval County election. At the same time, Hogan’s intractable nature — his refusal to participate in debates, or reach out to less-conservative residents, or to entertain a vision for revitalizing downtown — struck many business leaders as dangerously short-sighted. “I do think Hogan would’ve been a mediocre and one-sided politician,” says Haskell. “He probably would’ve shut out input from people who did not support him. And I’m not talking about self-interested input. I’m talking about issues of concern to everyone — education, river, environment, downtown redevelopment.” Greene concurs. “His views weren’t centrist kinds of views.”

he defection of the posse of highvisibility Republicans surprised many, but they all insist it did not produce a backlash. Rummell downplays negative feedback from the party following

one call that said, ‘What the hell are you doing, have you lost your mind?’ ” Whether Rummell’s decision has any lasting impact on the city’s political dialogue remains to be seen. Greene is hopeful that it at least heralds a move away from the margins. “I don’t know that it signals a seismic shift,” he says. “But it does indicate moving discourse to the political center.” Haskell, who expresses deep disappointment over political “extremism” at the national level, hopes the city’s bipartisan example inspires observers elsewhere. He also thinks it may change the way others think of the city. “I have seen in various columns and news sources that people admire what Jacksonville did,” he says. “Jacksonville has taken on a slightly different sheen and a slightly different flavor.” For his part, Rummell refers to his support of Brown as a one-off. “This is my one venture. I still think of myself as a dyed-in-the-wool Republican.” But Rummell is more than happy to demonstrate that party should not be the only, or even the first, consideration in local elections. “If, on a local basis, we can get Jacksonville to set that example,” he says, “then yippee for us.” Anne Schindler themail@folioweekly.com

“I do think Hogan would’ve been a mediocre and one-sided politician,” says Preston Haskell.

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The reopening of indie rock joint Café Eleven in St. Augustine Beach

Lifestyle Trend of the Year:

The Fixed Gear Bike T Local Pet of the Year:

Crippling Unemployment disguised as Jaunty Bohemianism

Story of the Year:

Sun-Ray Cinema, (formerly 5 Points Theatre),

Wall Street in Riverside.

which raised $95,000 in donations to install a larger screen, a bar and kitchen equipment.

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Headshaking Indictment of the Year:

Bogus Designation Brownfield status for the Blue Cross Blue Shield building on Riverside Avenue. http://bit.ly/tIlbGE

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Casey Anthony Fundraising Success

Bar of the Year:

of the Year:

OJ Simpson of the Year:

RUNNER-UP Parlaying a mild back injury into a life-threatening addiction to narcotics

State Attorney Angela Corey’s prosecution of 12-year-old Cristian Fernandez as an adult

CONTROVERSIAL DRINK OF THE YEAR:

Four Loko

Specious Workout of the Year:

Pole Dancing

Strange Animal Sighting of the Year

A Panther spotted in San Marco

Local Flavor of the Year:

Datil Pepper.

Strange Animal Sighting of the Year (runner-up):

Birthday-cake-eating black bear that broke into a Macclenny home The book “Chasing Chiles: Hot Spots on the Pepper Trail” devoted an entire chapter to St. Augustine’s native hot pepper. And the Hot Shot Bakery & Café in St. Augustine serves the pepper dipped in chocolate, for 50 cents apiece.

Obsessed Fan of the Year:

Jacksonville resident Christopher Chaney, who’s charged with hacking into Scarlett Johansson’s email and circulating nude pictures of the star. Chaney is also accused of hacking the accounts of Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and some 50 others.

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Surprise Literary

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Civic Embarrassment — of the Year — (runner-up):

Insufferably rude audience at the Jacksonville Bill Maher show. http://bit.ly/tFdKPj

Alvin Brown

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Celebrity Endorsement

of the Year:

Most Nefarious Example of “The Man” Planning to Kick Mother Earth in the Face:

MC Hammer’s mid-year backing of then-City Council candidate Kimberly Daniels, calling her

“too legit to quit.”

Georgia-Pacific Pipeline Catchphrase of the Year: Controversial Food of the Year:

Farm-to-Table Baby Manatee slathered in Four Loko

Mayor Alvin Brown’s go-to phrase whenever he’s trying to answer someone’s question about his plans for city government. (Runner-up: “Take the city to the next level.” Still, either is a welcome respite from Mayor John Peyton’s verbal crutch, “quite frankly.”)

Bar Sport of the Year: Trivia Night Guerilla Farmer of the Year: Springfield’s Amanda Searle, who keeps a flock of eight hens and two goats even as she fights to make small urban livestock legal. Cringe-inducing Religious Zealot of the Year: Gainesville’s Koranburning pastor Terry Jones. Joke of the Year That Bombed: Mayoral candidate Mike Hogan’s joke that bombing an abortion clinic “may cross my mind,” later justifying the joke by explaining he thought it would be acceptable because his audience was predominately Catholic. Cover-up of the Year: Jennifer Carroll pushes through a bill that keeps records of the financially troubled Black Business Loan Program from being audited or even available to the public. (The switch actually occurred in 2007, when Carroll was a state lawmaker, but it wasn’t exposed until a Times-Union story ran in November.) http://bit.ly/tCSNne civic embarrassment of the Year: Initial racist reaction to news that Shahid Khan had purchased the Jaguars. http://bit.ly/rUmu3X Taxpayer Indulgence of the Year (that still seems worth the expense): The $3.2 million restoration of Friendship Fountain on the St. Johns River’s Southbank. Nuisance Bacteria of the Year: Cyanobacteria, the blue-green algae that chokes the St. Johns River every summer, due to excess nutrient pollution.

Facial Hair of the Year:

Quote of the Year:

“The most pretentious, delusions-of-grandeur-on-a-budget colossus we have ever been presented Color of the Year: with in Jacksonville.” (How local architect David Lafitte described the new County “Jacksonville beige” (term local architects use to describe Courthouse. He also said the structure the color of the new Duval County has “all the sophistication of Courthouse, along with most other an empty cardboard downtown structures) http://bit.ly/oq4fY8 carpet tube.”)

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ROCK JJ GREY & MOFRO

Reasons to leave the house this week

Local boys turned international rockers JJ Grey & Mofro spent the last decade delivering a soulful, funky and environmentally friendly sound, and the last year releasing “Georgia Warhorse” along with the live concert film/ documentary and album “Brighter Days.” While the band’s lineup has changed over the years, proud native and founding member Grey has kept the group’s groove quality high. Grey and Co. are also known to deliver one helluva annual NEFla end-ofthe-year throwdown. JJ Grey & Mofro perform with Yankee Slickers on Thursday, Dec. 29 at 6 p.m. Mavericks at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, downtown. Advance tickets are $20; $30 for advance upstairs tickets. 356-1110.

RAP MYSTIKAL

Rapper Mystikal first rolled up from his Big Easy hometown in the mid-’90s as part of Master P’s Nawlins-flavored No Limit records. In 2000, Mystikal (born Michael Lawrence Tyler) busted open the Billboard charts with the bootylicious ode “Shake Ya Ass” and the equally swerved-out “Danger (Been So Long).” Unfortunately, Mystikal went a little Rick James-y mid-decade and wound up doing a six-year stint. Now he’s hit the comeback trail, most recently having worked with Lil’ Wayne and signing on with Cash Money Records. Mystikal performs on Thursday, Dec. 29 at 8 p.m. at Brewster’s Pit, 14003 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $20. 223-9850.

CELEBRATE NEW YEAR’S EVE

See ya next year! As we bid adieu (that’s French talk for “later, brah!”) to another year, the staffers here at Folio Weekly grow introspective, wistful and increasingly resentful about the 300-and-something days 2011 spewed forth. It was a magical year when planking became Tebowing, Axl went all Elvis on us, the Jaguars faced more firings than Kim Kardashian’s wardrobe and elocution teams, and dubstep became the rap metal of the stylishly bearded. Turn to page 35 for some New Year’s Eve offerings to celebrate, inebriate (but not regurgitate, you lightweight!) and pontificate in style.

SPORTS FOOTBALL

Football is as essential to Northeast Florida living as A/C, BBQ and even RSVP (Rick Scott’s vampire-like pulse)! Sportsfans have two chances to catch some pigskin action PDQ this week at EverBank Field. First up, the Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday, Jan. 1 at 1 p.m. Tickets range from $45$260. The next day, the UF Gators try to take a bite out of The Ohio State Buckeyes on Monday, Jan. 2 at 1 p.m. Tickets range from $58.75-$123.75. 1 EverBank Field Drive, Jacksonville. 633-6100.

MUSICAL WICKED

Why should Dorothy have all of the fun? The Broadway musical sensation “Wicked” reworks “The Wizard of Oz,” focusing on an imagined behind the scenes story of the witches. This multi-million-dollar-earning juggernaut, a Tony and Grammy award-winner, has been experienced by more than two million folks. Northeast Floridians have a chance to fall under its spell when “Wicked” kicks off on Wednesday, Jan. 4 at 7:30 p.m. at TimesUnion Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. The show continues with scheduled evening and matinee performances through Jan. 22. Tickets range from $61-$138. 632-3373. artistseriesjax.org

TEDESCHI TRUCKS BAND

Blues rock power couple Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks know that the family that plays together stays together. This husband-and-wife team spent the last decade traveling the sometimes rocky road of being professional musicians and parents while enjoying some hard-earned success along the way. Together and separately, the Northeast Florida locals have worked with artists ranging from Bob Dylan and The Allman Brothers Band to The Rolling Stones and Eric Clapton. And the Tedeschi Trucks Band is an official Grammy nominee for 2012 for their rockin’ debut album, “The Revelator.” The band performs with The Lee Boys on Wednesday, Dec. 28 at 8 p.m. at The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $42-$78.50. 355-5661. (Derek’s younger brother and upcoming drum guru Duane Trucks debuts his new band Flannel Church at the official after show jam session at 11 p.m. at Burro Bar, 100 E. Adams St. Admission is $10.) See our interview with Derek on page 24. 353-4686. DECEMBER 27, 2011-JANUARY 2, 2012 | folio weekly | 19

Grin and bear it: Patrick Wilson and Charlize Theron star in the witty comedy “Young Adult.”

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harlize Theron won an Oscar for her portrayal of a serial killer in “Monster” (2004), but despite a lead role in “Young Adult,” it’s the film’s writing/directing team, not the star, that’s generating all the buzz. Reprising their functions from the quirky, much-lauded “Juno” (’07), director Jason Reitman and screenwriter (and former altweekly writer) Diablo Cody fashion another darkly comic offbeat look at a female outsider dealing with the baggage of her midAmerican upbringing. The result, predictably, is not your typical holiday fare — which means “Young Adult” is worth a look for less sunnyminded viewers. In a terrific performance as a fairly unlikable protagonist, Theron plays Mavis Gary, author of a series of high school novels aimed at young adults. Nearing the end of her run on the book series, the popularity of which has given way to vampires, late-thirtyish Mavis looks back to her own high school past through a haze of alcoholic ennui. Harried by her editor and bored with her littered Minneapolis apartment, Mavis leaves behind a failed marriage and an apparent train of one-night stands to return to her hometown and reconnect with high school boyfriend Buddy (Patrick Wilson). What prompts this sudden and unlikely return to roots is almost as absurd as the transformation undergone by Megan Fox in “Jennifer’s Body” (Diablo’s next script after “Juno”), in which Fox went back to school to literally feast on her schoolmates. When Mavis gets a birth announcement about Buddy and his wife’s new baby, she abruptly decides to rekindle their old flame. The fact that he’s a happily married new father should present no obstacle to an author of Young Adult fiction — or so Mavis thinks. Studiously avoiding contact with her parents, Mavis checks into a motel with her pathetically ignored little dog and promptly hits a bar, where she bumps into the high school loser who had the locker next to hers. In high school, Matt Freehauf (Patton Oswalt) was the kind of guy jocks liked to beating up. Not only was he geeky

and fat, he was tormented for being gay — which he’s not. Consequently, they nearly killed him. Partially crippled as a result, Matt lives with his sister (Collette Wolfe), where he reassembles hand-painted superhero figurines and distills his own liquor. Still somewhat enamored of the former prom queen, Matt becomes her reluctant confidante. Having laid bare her plans to win back her exsqueeze from the clutches of what she perceives to be domestic doldrums, Mavis steadfastly ignores Matt’s advice and warnings about the impropriety, immorality and fundamental stupidity of her efforts. Her chief weapon is her undeniable glamour, reinforced by repeat visits to manicurists, hairdressers and retail stores. While makeup works wonders on the effects of late-night boozing, Mavis fails to see that, for all her looks and questionable accomplishments as a “big-town success,” she is, deep down, the only real loser in town. Sounds grim perhaps, but Cody’s razorsharp dialogue adds considerable comic bite to Theron’s bitchy mean girl. Though Mavis herself rarely rises above her own self-absorption, the film manages to render her somewhat sympathetic if not downright pathetic in her refusal to accept reality. Charlize Theron, an accomplished actress who proved her ability to utterly transform herself as Aileen Wuornos in “Monster,” has a field day with Mavis Gary, this time eliciting unlikely humor in tandem with the more serious drama. As good as the actress is, Oswalt nearly steals the film from her, and I suspect it is his character (as well as the actor himself) that will earn the most attention. Known primarily for his standup comedy and TV appearances, Patton Oswalt gives a truly winning performance in “Young Adult,” as the victimized geek whose crush on the school’s most popular girl has not faded, despite all his acquired wisdom. Diablo Cody’s dialogue is dead-on, abetted by Jason Reitman’s unobtrusive direction. Though it’s likely to get lost among holiday hits, “Young Adult” is one of those films that’ll be fun to revisit in subsequent viewings, sort of like Terry Zwigoff ’s “Bad Santa” — though not nearly so repulsively preposterous. Fans of “Juno” should give it their attention. Pat McLeod themail@folioweekly.com

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herlock Holmes is a great detective, adept at solving unsolvable cases with extreme intelligence and a mastery of disguise. So it’s a bit of a mystery why “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” allows Holmes to almost immediately identify who the bad guy is. Eschewing the whodunit formula isn’t necessarily a mistake, but Holmes in a game of cat-and-mouse is not what we’ve come to expect. Those who know Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s source novels are familiar with Holmes’

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Once Holmes and Moriarty start outfoxing one another – both guess wrong and guess right at various times – the film reaches a level of intrigue not often found in mainstream cinema. They’re like two heavyweight fighters at the top of their game. archenemy Professor Moriarty, and it’s not long before we see the two match wits. It’s 1891 in London and, as usual, Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.) has help from Dr. Watson (Jude Law), who doesn’t want to be involved because he just got married to Holmes-hating Mary (Kelly Reilly). We also meet Holmes’ brother Mycroft (Stephen Fry), who refers to his sibling as “Sherley” and is so solipsistic he doesn’t find it inappropriate to be naked in front of Mary. Soon Holmes and Watson team up with gypsy fortuneteller Simza (Noomi Rapace, from the Swedish “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” movie), whose longlost brother is the key to stopping Moriarty (Jared Harris) from starting a world war. Whereas the 2009 original didn’t fill us in on plot points — frustratingly — until Holmes was good and ready, this time director Guy Ritchie and screenwriters Michele and Kieran Mulroney keep us in the know about key elements. However, the story gets off to a slow start and it takes far too long to know what Moriarty is really trying to do.

and you can’t help but think Harris should be hammin’ it up and having a bit more fun. A flat villain (which he almost is) is the worst thing a movie like this can have. Story and acting problems aside, one thing “Game of Shadows” does have is flair. If nothing else, Ritchie is a renowned stylist whose action is often better than his narrative, and his use of slow motion and fast motion is second-to-none. In particular, note the scene in which Holmes, Watson and Simza escape an army by running through the woods, and how the slow motion holds us in suspense as chaos ensues. Good action and editing varies the pacing and makes the sequence a real treat. “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” is a reasonably enjoyable lark that’ll keep you entertained and guessing throughout, even if it runs long at 129 minutes. And will there be a third “Holmes” movie? Let’s just say you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure that out. Dan Hudak themail@folioweekly.com

“Ah, is this your card?!” Dr. Watson (Jude Law) and Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.) resort to two-man magic tricks in the mystery-thriller “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.”

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ARTHUR CHRISTMAS **** Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. James McAvoy, Jim Broadbent and Ashley Jensen lend their voices to the British import from Aardman Animation about the youngest Claus son and his Christmas Eve shenanigans while delivering one special toy. Superb animation and an entertaining story make this film warm the cockles of even the most coldhearted holiday humbug! We’re talking to you, Gov. Scott!

THE DARKEST HOUR *@@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Aliens invade Earth! In Russia! So, like, five GenXers are gonna stop them. Right. THE DESCENDANTS **** Rated R • AMC Orange Park, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. The latest from writer-director Alexander Payne (“About Schmidt,” “Sideways”) features Oscar-worthy performances from George Clooney and Shailene Woodley in the story of a reluctant patriarch and his quirky family who find trouble in paradise and real family values in Hawaii. THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO ***G Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., Sun-Ray Cinema Director David Fincher’s American remake of the immensely popular mystery series stars Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara and Christopher Plummer. A disgraced journalist and misfit hacker join forces to solve a 40-year-old missing persons case. HAPPY FEET TWO ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, World Golf IMAX Theater This high-steppin’ sequel to the animated family flick, featuring the voices of Elijah Wood, Hank Azaria, Pink and Robin Williams, happily sidesteps a so-so story about penguins taking (literal) flight, instead focusing on snappy animation, toe-tappin’ tunes and likable characters. HUGO **** Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Based on Brian Selznick’s book about a young boy’s magical adventures in a 1930s Paris train station, “Hugo” is director Martin Scorsese’s first foray into fantasy filmmaking, blending

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“Oh, country life is great! As long as you stay downwind from everything between Monday and Sunday!” Matt Damon explains the curious laws of nature to Scarlett Johansson in the comedy “We Bought a Zoo.”

AREA THEATERS AMELIA ISLAND Carmike Amelia Island 7, 1132 S. 14th St., 261-9867 ARLINGTON & REGENCY AMC Regency 24, 9451 Regency Square Blvd., 264-3888 BAYMEADOWS & MANDARIN Regal Avenues 20, 9525 Philips Highway, 538-3889 BEACHES Regal Beach Blvd. 18, 14051 Beach Blvd., 992-4398 FIVE POINTS Sun-Ray Cinema@5Points, 1028 Park St., 359-0047 NORTHSIDE Hollywood River City 14, River City Marketplace, 12884 City Center Blvd., 757-9880

fact and fiction into a captivating tale, with impressive technical wizardry, particularly in its use of 3-D. Asa Butterfield, Chloe Grace Moretz, Christopher Lee and Sacha Baron Cohen co-star. J. EDGAR ***@ Rated R • Cinemark Tinseltown Leonardo DiCaprio delivers an Oscar-worthy performance in Clint Eastwood’s engaging biopic that chronicles the life, legacy and still-lingering controversy surrounding J. Edgar Hoover, the decades-long director of the FBI. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — GHOST PROTOCOL **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., World Golf IMAX Theater After they’re wrongfully blamed for a terrorist attack, the IMF team (Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Tom Wilkinson and Paula Patton) work through their differences while battling a ruthless enemy in the form of Kurt Hendricks (Michael Nyqvist). THE MUPPETS ***@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Amy Adams and Jason Segel star (Segel co-wrote the script, with Nicholas Stoller) in the return of Jim Henson’s ragtag crew of critters including Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie

ORANGE PARK AMC Orange Park 24, 1910 Wells Road, (888) AMC-4FUN Carmike Fleming Island 12, 1820 Town Center Blvd., 621-0221 SAN MARCO San Marco Theatre, 1996 San Marco Blvd., 396-4845 SOUTHSIDE Cinemark Tinseltown, 4535 Southside Blvd., 998-2122 ST. AUGUSTINE Epic Theatres, 112 Theatre Drive, 797-5757 IMAX Theater, World Golf Village, 940-IMAX Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., 829-3101

and Sam Eagle. Some of the musical numbers fall a little flat, but endearing performances by Segel and Adams, loads o’ cameos and a decent story (Muppets try to save their theater) make this family-geared flick a must-see. MY WEEK WITH MARILYN **** Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Based on an account from Colin Clark (Eddie Redmayne), a young man who worked for Sir Lawrence Olivier, this film stars Michelle Williams as the legendary Marilyn Monroe, on location shooting “The Prince and the Showgirl,” with Olivier (Kenneth Branagh). The blonde bombshell spirits Colin away on a lark, flagrantly misbehaving. Co-stars Julia Ormond, Emma Watson and Toby Jones. NEW YEAR’S EVE ***@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Director Garry Marshall’s latest rom-com celebrates the city of Manhattan and those who choose to live and love there with a series of Altman-style, intertwined vignettes with an ensemble cast including Zac Efron, Michelle Pfeiffer, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Halle Berry, Robert De Niro and Jon Bon “The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated” Jovi!

SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS **G@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd., San Marco Theatre Reviewed in this issue.

Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Reviewed in this issue.

THE SITTER *G@@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. This comedy stars Jonah Hill as a babysitter — a suspended college student — who tries to maneuver a gang of rowdy children through a crazy adventure on the streets of New York City.

POT BELLY’S CINEMA “The Ides of March,” “Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene,” “Anonymous” and “The Guard” are shown at Pot Belly’s, 36 Granada St., St. Augustine. 829-3101.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1 **@@ Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. EEEEEEEEE!! Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner return. The wolf pack and vampire clan are closing in on expectant parents Edward (Pattinson) and Bella (Stewart). Co-starring Gil Birmingham, Billy Burke (no, not the Good Witch from Oz), Sarah Clarke and Jackson (OMG!) Rathbone. WAR HORSE ***G Rated PG-13 • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. In WWI, the cavalry still rode horses. Young British horselover Albert (Jeremy Irvine), enlists to fight — and find his horse Joey, who’s essentially been drafted in the war effort. Co-stars Emily Watson and Peter Mullan. WE BOUGHT A ZOO **@@ Rated PG • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Carmike Amelia Island, Carmike Fleming Island, Cinemark Tinseltown, Epic Theatre St. Augustine, Hollywood River City, Regal Avenues, Regal Beach Blvd. Based on a true story, this family film is about recent widower Benjamin Mee (Matt Damon), who decides to “go country” and move his kids (Colin Ford, Maggie Elizabeth Jones) onto an 18-acre farm. The catch? The place is a literal zoo, crawling with critters cared for by zookeeper/ hot babe Kelly Foster (Scarlett Johansson). Will there be a little animal magnetism? Natch, you filthy beasts! YOUNG ADULT ***@ Rated R • AMC Orange Park, AMC Regency Square, Cinemark

OTHER FILMS

WGHOF IMAX THEATER “Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol” is screened along with “Happy Feet Two,” “Legends of Flight 3D,” “Rescue 3D,” “The Wildest Dream: Conquest of Everest,” “Born To Be Wild 3D,” “Hubble 3D” and “Under The Sea 3D” at World Golf Hall of Fame Village, 1 World Golf Place, St. Augustine. 940-IMAX. worldgolfimax.com

NEW ON DVD & BLU-RAY MIDNIGHT IN PARIS Woody Allen’s most recent effort stars Owen Wilson as a Hollywood screenwriter magically transported to 1920s Paris while he’s on vacation in the City of Lights. This Oscar-fave rom-com’s ensemble cast includes Kathy Bates, Adrien Brody, Martin Sheen and Rachel McAdams. CONTAGION Stephen Soderbergh’s gripping drama surely helped spike the sales of hand sanitizer. Gwyneth Paltrow, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne and Kate Winslet try to survive a deadly global pandemic. FW’s alternate title: “Killer Cooties from Des Moines to Djibouti!” I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT Leading lady Sarah Jessica Parker followed the Nicolas Cage Dictum (“Never turn down a film if they offer money, a deli tray or new athletic socks.”) and made this ho-hum rom-com. Finance exec Kate Reddy (Parker) is the sole breadwinner for her two kids and out-of-work hubby Richard (Greg Kinnear). When smooth-talking, flirty biz buddy Jack (Pierce Brosnan) tries to make Kate an offer she can’t refuse, will the hapless heroine be able to resist his dashing demeanor? And will FW readers have a pulse after seeing the putrid production of a puff piece?! BURKE & HARE Grave-robbing has never been so hilarious! Director John Landis’ black comedy stars Simon Pegg and Anthony Serkis as William Blake and William Hare, two bumbling graverobbers who make a living being grateful for the dead! Tom Wilkinson and Isla Fisher co-star in the British import that did for bodysnatching what “Fame” did for precocious song-and-dance kids.

“Yet these files tell us nothing as to why they pulled ‘The Bay City Rollers Show’ from the morning cartoon line-up on Nov. 28, 1979!!” Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig realize the plot has surely thickened in David Fincher’s mystery-thriller, “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.”

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Natural Harmony: Tedeschi Trucks Band does a little “wood” shedding before their upcoming gig at The Florida Theatre.

Northeast Florida rockers Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks celebrate their first Grammy nod and gear up for a local show TEDESCHI TRUCKS BAND with THE LEE BOYS Wednesday, Dec. 28 at 8 p.m. The Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth St., Jacksonville Tickets range from $42-$78.50 355-2787

acksonville has maintained a love/hate relationship with its hometown rock heroes, but there should be no equivocation about our adoration of native son Derek Trucks. Already hailed at the tender age of 32 as one of America’s greatest living guitarists, Trucks has been mashing up blues, rock ‘n’ roll, R&B and soul since the age of nine, earning a regular spot alongside his Uncle Butch in The Allman Brothers Band while also performing with the likes of Bob Dylan, Joe Walsh and Eric Clapton. In 2010, Trucks decided he wanted to spend more time with his wife, Susan Tedeschi, herself an accomplished blues singer and guitarist. So the two disbanded their solo outfits and formed the 11-piece powerhouse Tedeschi Trucks Band, making their inaugural appearance at The Florida Theatre last winter. The combo has released their debut album “Revelator,” an incendiary 13-track affair that runs the gamut from gutbucket blues-rock to new-millennium world music. Trucks spoke with Folio Weekly about returning to The Florida Theatre this year, recording and writing at home, and juggling domestic life with the rigors of the road.

Folio Weekly: Derek, you and your wife Susan have been touring separately 300 days a year for a decade. Was the formation of Tedeschi Trucks Band a way for you to finally spend time together? Derek Trucks: That was a huge part of it. Before, I’d be home with the kids and Susan would be on the road, and then we would switch, so there wasn’t a lot of time we were all home together as a complete family. But I also can’t think of a better singer than Susan. There were

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so many musical things that made me want to put a band together with her, too. F.W.: “Revelator,” your 2011 album, ended up charting higher than any record of your or Susan’s career. Did you expect such success? D.T.: It’s been amazing; we’re gonna look back 10 or 20 years from now and be glad we captured it when we did, because this band is explosive, man. I’ve never heard anything quite like it. I tell people I wouldn’t want to go on after us. [Laughs.] Every musician on stage is A-list, and the chemistry is the part you can’t really plan for. It either works or it doesn’t, and we’ve stumbled on something. F.W.: You’ve been blessed with family chemistry in all of your musical endeavors: joining your Uncle Butch in The Allman

Jacksonville and its surroundings to those tunes? D.T.: The more mature I get, the less I run away from my roots. Writing and creating at home in the same spot, well, you can hear and feel that on the record. I love it here, and the more I travel, the more I appreciate where I’m from. We got nominated for a Grammy last year, and everybody was like, “You want to go to the Grammys?” And I was like, “I’d rather just sit at home and watch it.” [Laughs.] Truthfully, I’m a homebody. Whenever we’re not recording or touring, we’re here — hopefully at a Jags game. F.W.: It still must be hard to raise two children when you are both prolific touring musicians. D.T.: When we’re off the road, we run it like any other family on our block. And when we’re on the road, the kids are in public school; my

“I love it here, and the more I travel, the more I appreciate where I’m from. Whenever we’re not recording or touring, we’re here – hopefully at a Jags game.” Brothers Band, recruiting ABB alumni Oteil Burbridge and his brother Kofi for Tedeschi Trucks Band. Are those deep connections vital to creating good music? D.T.: No doubt. I’m a firm believer that when the people around you are willing to sweat and bleed with you, the music’s gonna be more powerful. I’ve been playing with Oteil since I was 12, and when Kofi moved to Atlanta 25 years ago, his first band was with a tenor sax player who’s the father of our current tenor sax player. There’s old history and new history in this band, and it’s pretty amazing watching these guys do their thing from night to night. It makes you want to get up and play, that’s for sure. F.W.: You wrote and recorded “Revelator” in your home studio. How impactful was

mom moved into the house, and my brother lives four doors down. The old adage “it takes a village” really comes into play for us. F.W.: I bet the kids are excited to see Mom and Dad perform in front of the hometown crowd at The Florida Theatre. D.T.: The shows we play here are always a celebration of the year — you assess how far you’ve come and what you want to do next, and you also air it out and play some tunes you’d probably never play anywhere else. And the first gig we ever did with this full 11-piece band was at The Florida Theatre last New Year’s, so the birth of Tedeschi Trucks Band was at that venue, which certainly adds to it. Nick McGregor themail@folioweekly.com

Color me ennui! Local punks Boredom reform for their upcoming Café Eleven show.

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After a decade slack, St. Augustine punks Boredom reunite for some one-off, must-see gigs BOREDOM with WHALEFACE and THE UPRISE Saturday, Jan. 7 at 8 p.m. Café Eleven, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach Tickets are $8. 460-9311

n today’s musical climate, there might not seem to be much of a market for cheeky surfpunk and white-boy joke-rap. But that hasn’t stopped St. Augustine quartet Boredom from reigniting their ’90s-fueled flame. Longtime friends and Oldest City music staples Gibby Gwiazda, Tom Derringer, Tony Lippi and Jeremy Rogers reunited for the first time since 2001 for a recent December show at Freebird Live and an upcoming gig at Café Eleven. Debauched Boredom classics like “Don’t Pick on Goth Kids,” “Tony’s 24 N Still Lives With His Mama” and “Shake What Palatka Gave Ya” will be resurrected and served up fresh for a devoted local crowd. Folio Weekly chatted with Boredom guitarist Tom Derringer about the band’s high school roots, its intimate connection with local punk heroes Yellowcard and the importance of surf videos.

Folio Weekly: After a 10-year break, what motivated you to get Boredom up off the ground? Tom Derringer: We’re all still really good friends, so we’ve talked about it a lot. Gibby and I went to see Yellowcard a few months ago, and I realized, “Man, I forgot how much fun it is to play that kind of music.” F.W.: Yellowcard actually had a big hand in Boredom calling it quits back in 2001, right? T.D.: Yeah, we used to play with them around Florida, and as soon as they got signed to a big label, we were scheduled to go to California and tour with them. On the way out there, our bass player Jeremy broke his hand skateboarding, so we had to come home, and that was the end of Boredom. F.W.: Tell us about the beginnings of Boredom. T.D.: Tony and I and Mike, our original bass player, knew each other from surfing in high school, and Gibby, who was just a little bit older than us, came on board to sing. We grew up listening to fast surf-punk like NOFX, Bad Religion and Lagwagon — we actually learned to play our instruments listening to those bands. F.W.: And you added metal and even hip-hop influences into the mix. Where did those come from? T.D.: We were all into Metallica, Slayer and Pantera, but none of us really listened to rap, so that was kind of a joke. We covered a couple of songs from that old Chris Rock gangsta-rap

parody movie “CB4,” which we thought was hilarious. We started playing rap as our last song at a few parties locally, and it got a really funny reaction — sometimes the crowd would go crazier for the rap than the punk. Tony got more into it, which led us to do “Feedback,” that rap CD, even though we were still just joking around.

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OCEAN 60, 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060 Class Act at 9 p.m. on Dec. 31. Live music every weekend THE PIER RESTAURANT, 445 Eighth Ave. N., 246-6454 DJ Infader spins downstairs on Dec. 31. Darren Corlew and Johnny Flood at 7 p.m. every Thur. DJ Infader every Fri. Nate Holley every Sat. RAGTIME TAVERN, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877 Vinnie Kellaman on Dec. 28. Bread & Butter on Dec. 29. Ron Perry on Dec. 30 & 31. Live music on Jan. 1 RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 320 N. First St., 270-8565 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. SUN DOG, 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221 Buck Smith on Dec. 28. Rick Arcusa Band on Dec. 29. Live music on Dec. 30 and Jan. 1. Lucky Stiff on Dec. 31. Open mic every Tue. Live music every Tue.-Sun. THE WINE BAR, 320 N. First St., 372-0211 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

DOWNTOWN

BURRO BAR, 228 E. Forsyth St., 353-4692 Duane Trucks’ Flannel Church Band on Dec. 28. DJ Tin Man spins reggae & dub every Tue. DJ SuZi-Rok spins a variety every Thur. $Big Bucks DJ Crew$ every Sat. Bert No Shirt & Uncle Jesse every Sun. CITY HALL PUB, 234 Randolph Blvd., 356-6750 DJ Skillz spins Motown, hip hop & R&B every Wed. Live music every Tue. & Thur. Smooth Jazz Lunch at 11 a.m., Latin music at 9 p.m. every first Fri.; Ol’ Skool every last Fri. CLUB TSI, 333 E. Bay St. Live music every weekend DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090 Live music every weekend DOS GATOS, 123 E. Forsyth, 354-0666 DJ Synsonic spins every Tue. & Fri. DJ Rockin’ Bones spins every Wed. DJ Scandalous spins every Sat. DJ Randall Karaoke every Mon. FIONN MACCOOL’S, The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 176, 374-1247 Chuck Nash Duo at 8:30 p.m. on Dec. 29. Braxton Adamson at 5 p.m. on Dec. 30. Something Distant on Dec. 31. Spade McQuade on Jan. 2 THE JACKSONVILLE LANDING, 2 Independent Dr.,

353-1188 The Newsome Brothers at 7 pm. on Dec. 30. Hipp Street at noon, Bay Street Band at 5 p.m. and Lisa & the Mad Hatters at 9:30 p.m. on Dec. 31. Radio 80 at 4:30, Little Green Men at 10 p.m. on Jan. 1. Plan D at 5 p.m. on Jan. 2 THE IVY ULTRA BAR, 113 E. Bay St., 356-9200 DJs 151 The Experience & C-Lo spin every Rush Hour Wed. DJ E.L. spins top 40, South Beach & dance classics every Pure Sat. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DJ Vinn spins top 40 for ladies nite every Thur. Ritmo y Sabor every Fiesta Fri. BayStreet mega party with DJ Shotgun every Sat. MAVERICKS, Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Dr., 356-1110 JJ Grey & MOFRO and Yankee Slickers on Dec. 29. Bobby Laredo spins every Thur. & Sat. Saddle Up every Sat. NORTHSTAR THE PIZZA BAR, 119 E. Bay St., 860-5451 Open mic night from 8:30-11:30 p.m. every Wed. THE PEARL, 1101 N. Main St., 791-4499 DJs Tom P. & Ian S. spin ’80s & indie dance every Fri. DJ Ricky spins indie rock, hip hop & electro every Sat. THE PHOENIX TAPROOM, 325 W. Forsyth St., 634-8813 Infintesmal Records’ third anniversary with Dig Dog, Jackie Stranger, Associates LLC, The 2416, Memphibians, Honey Chamber and Kevin Lee Newberry at 10 p.m. on Dec. 29 ZODIAC GRILL, 120 W. Adams St., 354-8283 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

FLEMING ISLAND

MELLOW MUSHROOM, 1800 Town Center Blvd., 541-1999 Open mic every Tue. Live music every Fri. & Sat. MERCURY MOON, 2015 C.R. 220, 215-8999 DJ Ty spins for ladies’ nite every Thur. Live music every Fri. & Sat. Buck Smith Project every Mon. Blistur unplugged every Wed. RUSH STREET/CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILL, 406 Old Hard Rd., Ste. 106, 213-7779 A DJ spins at 10 p.m. every Wed., Fri. & Sat. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP, 2032 C.R. 220, 269-4198 Karaoke on Dec. 28. DJ BG on Dec. 29. Deck music at 5 p.m., One Nite Stand at 9:30 p.m. on Dec. 30. Deck music at 5 p.m., Boogie Freaks at 9:30 p.m. on Dec. 31. Live music at 4 p.m. on Jan. 1. DJ BG every Mon.

INTRACOASTAL WEST

BREWSTER’S PIT, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Playing for Keeps, Aglacia and Von Wolfe on Dec. 27. Mystikal on Dec. 29. Noah Peterson, Candy Lee, Brent Byrd and Terry Whitehead on Dec. 30. Whyte Python, In Whispers, None Like Us and Stayne Thee Angel on Dec. 31 BREWSTER’S PUB, 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, 223-9850 Open mic every Wed. Karaoke with DJ Randal & live music every Thur., Fri. & Sat. A DJ spins every Mon. BRUCCI’S PIZZA, 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36, 223-6913 Mike Shackelford at 6:30 p.m. every Sat. and Mon. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL, 3033 Monument Rd., 645-5162 Ruckus at 9 p.m. on Dec. 30 & 31. DJ Jack spins for Karaoke dance party every Tue. & Sun. DJ Two3 spins for ladies nite every Wed. DJ Two4 spins every Thur. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE, 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, 220-6766 Dune Dogs on Dec. 31. Live music every Fri.

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HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE, 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101, 683-1964 Live music at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB, 111 Bartram Oaks Walk, 230-9670 Live music every Fri. & Sat.

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AW SHUCKS OYSTER BAR & GRILL, 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd., 240-0368 Open mic with John O’Connor from 7-10 p.m. every Wed. Cafe Groove Duo, Jay Terry & John O’Connor, from 8-11 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Sat. CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 11475 San Jose Blvd., 262-4337 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. HARMONIOUS MONKS, 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., 880-3040 Karaoke from 9 p.m.-1 p.m. Mon.-Thur. Dennis Klee & the World’s Most Talented Waitstaff every Fri. & Sat. RACK ’EM UP BILLIARDS, 4268 Oldfield Crossing, 262-4030 Craig Hand every Sat. Karaoke at 7 p.m. every Sun. SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE, 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16, 538-0811 Live music from 6-9 p.m. every Fri. SUNBURST STUDIOS, 12641 San Jose Blvd., 485-0946

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7-10 p.m. every Sat. with Gimme the Mike DJs ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR, 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, 8546060 Domenic Patruno on Dec. 28. DiCarlo D-Lo Thompson on Dec. 29. Brady Reich on Dec. 30. Tim O’Shea on Dec. 31. Live music on weekends MELLOW MUSHROOM, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Ste. 1, 997-1955 Live music every Sat. SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY, 9735 Gate Parkway N., 997-1999 Chuck Nash every Thur. Live music at 10 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. SUITE, 4880 Big Island Dr., 493-9305 Live music from 9 p.m.-mid. every Thur. and 6-9 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. URBAN FLATS, 9726 Touchton Rd., 642-1488 Live music every Fri. & Sat. WHISKY RIVER, 4850 Big Island Drive, 645-5571 A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. WILD WING CAFE, 4555 Southside Blvd., 998-9464 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Karaoke every Mon.

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

Kick out the Jams! This two-man rock machine, The Bastard Lovechild of Rock and Roll (aka Le BLORR), appears along with Bastogne on Dec. 30 at 9 p.m. at Square One, 1974 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. 306-9004. Open mic at 8:30 p.m. with My Friends Band every Mon. Karaoke at 8:30 with Josh every Tue. TREE STEAKHOUSE, 11362 San Jose Blvd., 262-0006 Boril Ivanov Trio at 7 p.m. every Thur. David Gum at 7 p.m. every Fri.

ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG

CHEERS BAR & GRILL, 1580 Wells Rd., 269-4855 Karaoke at 9:30 p.m. every Wed. & Sat. CRACKERS LOUNGE, 1282 Blanding Blvd., 272-4620 Karaoke every Fri. & Sat. THE HILLTOP, 2030 Wells Rd., 272-5959 John Michael every Wed.-Sat. PARK AVENUE BILLIARDS, 714 Park Ave., 215-1557 Random Act from 7:30-11:30 p.m. every Mon. Bike Nite THE ROADHOUSE, 231 Blanding Blvd., 264-0611 Swerved on Dec. 30 & 31. DJ Waldo every Tue. DJ Papa Sugar every Wed. Buck Smith Project every Mon.

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DOWNTOWN BLUES BAR & GRILLE, 714 St. Johns Ave., (386) 325-5454 Local talent nite every Wed. Karaoke at 8 p.m. every Thur. Garage Band at 8 p.m. every Fri. Jam & open mic at 4 p.m. every Biker Sunday.

PONTE VEDRA

LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE, 301 N. Roscoe Blvd., 2850139 Mike Shackelford & Rick Johnson from 7-10 p.m. every Fri. Tony Novelly from 6-10 p.m. every Mon. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE, 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, 2807766 Alex Seier at 8 p.m. on Dec. 30. “B” Brothers Band at 9 p.m. on Dec. 31. Live music every Thur.-Sun. URBAN FLATS, 330 A1A N., 280-5515 High Tides of Jazz at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 29. Darren Corlew every Tue. Soulo & Deron Baker at 6 p.m. every Wed.

RIVERSIDE, WESTSIDE

HJ’S BAR & GRILL, 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., 317-2783 Karaoke with DJ Ron at 8:30 p.m. every Tue. & DJ Richie at every Fri. Live music every Sat. Open mic at 8 p.m. every Wed. KICKBACKS, 910 King St., 388-9551 Ray & Taylor every Thur. Robby Shenk every Sun. LOMAX LODGE, 822 Lomax St., 634-8813 DJ Dots every Tue. Milan da Tin Man every Wed. DJ Christian every Sat. DJ Spencer every Sun. DJ Luminous every Mon. THE MURRAY HILL THEATRE, 932 Edgewood Ave., 388-7807 Live music on Dec. 30 PIZZA PALACE, 920 Margaret St., 598-1212 Jennifer Chase at 6:30 p.m. every Fri.

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS, 1 King St., 829-2977 Grandpa’s Cough Medicine on Dec. 28. The Committee on Dec. 29 & 30 AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1915 A1A S., 461-0102 Fermin Spanish guitar from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. ANN O’MALLEY’S, 23 Orange St., 825-4040 Smokin Joe on Dec. 27. Harvey Charles at 6:30 p.m. on Dec. 28. Live music on Dec. 31 THE BRITISH PUB, 213 Anastasia Blvd., 810-5111 Karaoke with Jimmy Jamez at 9 p.m. on Dec. 30. Songwriters open mic night with TJ Ward every Mon. CAFE ELEVEN, 501 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach, 460-9311 Cheryl Wheeler at 7 p.m. on Jan. 4 CELLAR UPSTAIRS, San Sebastian Winery, 157 King St.,

826-1594 Kenny & Tony at 2 p.m. on Dec. 27. Mojo Roux from 2-5 p.m. on Dec. 28. Billy Buchanan from 2-5 p.m. on Dec. 29 CHICAGO PIZZA & BAKERY, 107 Natures Walk Pkwy., Ste. 101, 230-9700 Greg Flowers hosts open-mic and jazz piano from 7-10 p.m. every Tue. Live music every Fri. CRUISERS GRILL, 3 St. George St., 824-6993 Live music every Fri. & Sat. Chelsea Saddler every Sun. FLORIDA CRACKER CAFE, 81 St. George St., 829-0397 Lonesome Bert & the Skinny Lizard at 5:30 p.m. every Wed. THE GROOVE CAFE, 134 Sea Grove Main St., St. Augustine Beach, 547-2740 Park Street on Dec. 30. Mojo Roux on Dec. 31 HARRY’S, 46 Avenida Menendez, 824-7765 Billy Bowers from 6-10 p.m. on Dec. 30 JACK’S BARBECUE, 691 A1A Beach Blvd., 460-8100 Jim Essery at 4 p.m. every Sat. Live music every Thur.-Sat. KING’S HEAD BRITISH PUB, 6460 U.S. 1, 823-9787 Mike Sweet from 6-8 p.m. every Thur. KOZMIC BLUZ PIZZA CAFE & ALE, 48 Spanish St., 825-4805 Live music every Fri., Sat. & Sun. MARDI GRAS SPORTS BAR, 123 San Marco Ave., 823-8806 Open jam nite with house band at 8 p.m. every Wed. Battle of the DJs with Josh Frazetta & Mardi Gras Mike every last Sun. MEEHAN’S IRISH PUB, 20 Avenida Menendez, 810-1923 Live music every Fri. & Sat. MI CASA CAFE, 69 St. George St., 824-9317 Chelsea Saddler noon-4 p.m. every Mon., Tue. & Thur. Elizabeth Roth at noon every Sun. MILL TOP TAVERN & LISTENING ROOM, 19 1/2 St. George St., 829-2329 2/3rds Band on Dec. 30. Darryl Wise & the Mystic Beets on Dec. 31. Chad Alan on Jan. 1. Vinny Jacobs every Tue. Todd & Molly Jones every Wed. Colton McKenna at 9 p.m. every Thur. Will Pearsall at 9 p.m. every Mon. THE REEF, 4100 Coastal Hwy., Vilano Beach, 824-8008 Richard Kuncicky from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. every Sun. SANGRIAS WINE AND TAPAS PIANO BAR, 35 Hypolita St., 827-1947 Live music every Thurs.-Sun. SCARLETT O’HARA’S, 70 Hypolita St., 824-6535 Lil Blaze & DJ Alex hosts Karaoke every Mon. SIRENS, 113 Anastasia Blvd., 460-2641 DJ Rob every Indie Monday THE TASTING ROOM, 25 Cuna St., 810-2400 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger from 5-8 p.m. every Sun. TRADEWINDS, 124 Charlotte St., 829-9336 Matanzas at 9 p.m. on Dec. 30 & 31. Mark Hart every Mon.-Wed. Open mic every Thur. Mark Hart & Jim Carrick every Fri. Elizabeth Roth at 1 p.m., Mark Hart at 5 p.m. every Sat. Keith Godwin at 1 p.m., Wade at 5 p.m. every Sun. Matanzas at 9 p.m. Sun.-Thur.

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AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live jazz from 8-11 p.m. every Tue. Beer house rock every Wed. Live music every Thur. Will Hurley every Fri. Bill Rice at 9 p.m. every Sat. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE, 4840 Big Island Dr., 345-3466 Live music on Dec. 31. Live music from 2-7 p.m. every Sun. THE GRAPE, 10281 Midtown Pkwy., 642-7111 Live music every Fri. & Sat. John Earle every Mon. DJ Mikeology every Thur. JOHNNY ANGELS, 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120, 997-9850 Harry & Sally from 7-9 p.m. every Wed. Karaoke from

ENDO EXO, 1224 Kings Ave., 396-7733 DJ J-Money spins jazz, soul, R&B, house every Fri. DJ Manus spins top 40 & dance every Sat. Open mic with King Ron & T-Roy every Mon. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 1704 San Marco Blvd., 398-9500 The Joshua Bowlus Trio and Eric Riehm at 8 p.m. on Dec. 27. Julie Durden, Sofia Talvik and Rachel Carrick at 8 p.m. on Dec. 29. Noah Peterson on Jan. 3. Jazz every 2nd Tue. HAVANA-JAX CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE, 2578 Atlantic Blvd., 399-0609 MVP Band from 6-9 p.m., DJs No Fame & Dr. Doom every Wed. Jazz every Thur. DJ Omar spins dance every Fri. DJs Harry, Rico & Nestor spin salsa every Sat. JACK RABBITS, 1528 Hendricks Ave., 398-7496 Ghozt, Big Boi & The Moneymakers, Cubby Inc. and Terrell on Dec. 27. Echo Movement, The Holidazed and Taste Buds on Dec. 28. Zach Deputy and Big Daddy Love on Dec. 29. Evergreen Terrace, Kids Like Us, His Name Was Iron, Livid and Atlas on Dec. 30. Poor Richards and Konami Code on Jan. 3 MATTHEW’S, 2107 Hendricks Ave., 396-9922 Bossa nova with Monica da Silva & Chad Alger at 7 p.m. every Thur. PIZZA PALACE, 1959 San Marco Blvd., 399-8815 Jennifer Chase at 7:30 p.m. every Sat. SQUARE ONE, 1974 San Marco Blvd., 306-9004 Le Blorr and Bastogne on Dec. 30. DJs Anonymous and Mikey Shadow on Dec. 31. Soul on the Square with MVP Band & Special Formula at 8 p.m.; DJ Dr. Doom at 10:30 p.m. every Mon. DJs Wes Reed & Josh Kemp spin indie dance & electro at 9 p.m. every Wed.

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS, 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515 Live music from 8-11 p.m. every Tue., Wed. & Thur. Piano Bar with Will Hurley from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., a DJ spins till close every Fri. BOMBA’S, 8560 Beach Blvd., 997-2291 Open mic from 7-11 p.m. with Chris Hall every Tue. & every first Sun. Live music at 8 p.m. every Fri., at 6 p.m. every Sat. & at 5 p.m. every Sun. CORNER BISTRO & Wine Bar, 9823 Tapestry Park Cir., Ste. 1, 619-1931 Matt “Pianoman” Hall at 8 p.m. every Fri. & Sat. DAVE & BUSTER’S, 7025 Salisbury Rd. S., 296-1525 A DJ spins every Fri. EUROPEAN STREET CAFE, 5500 Beach Blvd., 398-1717 Live music starts up after Christmas LATITUDE 30, 10370 Philips Hwy., 365-5555 Jamaru at 8 p.m., VJ Shotgun at 10 p.m. on Dec. 30. Drummer vs. DJ and Sugarbear at 7 p.m. on Dec. 31. Rockinaroake at 8 p.m. every Thur.

SPRINGFIELD, NORTHSIDE

BLUE DINER CAFE, 5868 Norwood Ave., 766-7774 Jazz from 7-9 p.m. every first Thur. BOOTS-N-BOTTLES, 12405 N. Main St., Ste. 7, Oceanway, 647-7798 Live music on Dec. 30. Karaoke every Tue., Thur. & Sun. with DJ Dave. Open mic every Wed. A DJ spins every Fri. & Sat. FLIGHT 747 LOUNGE, 1500 Airport Rd., 741-4073 Live music every Fri. & Sat. ’70s every Tue. RIVERCITY ISLAND GRILL & CHILL, 13141 City Station Drive, 696-0802 Live music every weekend SKYLINE SPORTSBAR & LOUNGE, 5611 Norwood Ave., 517-6973 Bigga Rankin & Cool Running DJs every Tue. & 1st Sun. Fusion Band & DJ every Thur. DJ Scar spins every Sun. THREE LAYERS CAFE, 1602 Walnut St., 355-9791 Open mic nite with Al Poindexter on Dec. 29. Ouija Brothers at 7 p.m. on Dec. 30 3 LIONS SPORTS PUB & GRILL, 2467 Faye Rd., 647-8625 Open mic at 8 p.m. every Thur. Woodie & Wyatt C. every Fri. Live music at 8 p.m. every Sat.

To get your band listed here, send all the vitals — band name, time, date, location of venue, with street address, city, admission price and contact number — to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email events@folioweekly.com. DECEMBER 27, 2011-JANUARY 2, 2012 | folio weekly | 31

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“Oz” good as it gets: Tiffany Haas plays Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, and Anne Brummel plays Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West, in the pop-U-lar musical comedy “Wicked.”

Season of the Witch

The musical “Wicked” takes a skewed look at the good and the bad from “The Wizard of Oz” WICKED Premieres Wednesday, Jan. 4 at 7:30 p.m. Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville The show runs through Jan. 22 Tickets range from $61-$138 632-3373 artistseriesjax.org

hen is a bad witch not such a sinister sorceress after all? The musical comedy “Wicked: The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz” tries to answer this question over the course of two acts and nearly two dozen musical numbers. The award-winning composer-lyricist Stephen Schwartz (“Godspell,” “Pippin”) based his musical on Gregory Maguire’s 1995 novel “Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West,” a kind of revisionist history of “The Wizard of Oz.” Instead of following Dorothy and her posse down the yellow brick road, “Wicked” explores the relationship between Glinda, the Good Witch of the North, and Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West. The play, which also examines themes such as good versus evil, and tolerance and friendship, premiered in October 2003 on Broadway at the Gershwin Theatre. Despite its initial mixed — even lukewarm — reception from some critics, “Wicked” has been hugely popular with the theater-going public — the third musical in Broadway history to gross $500 million in ticket sales. This theatrical tornado, which first blew through Northeast Florida in 2009, returns to the Moran Theater for a series of performances during January. Tiffany Haas made her Broadway debut as Glinda in 2005 and has starred in the role ever since. The former Miss Ohio earned a BFA from the University of Cincinnati’s College-Conservatory of Music and has toured as a cast member with the musical

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comedy “The Drowsy Chaperone.” Folio Weekly chatted with Haas about good versus evil and Pink Floyd versus “The Wizard of Oz.”

important in life — being an honest human being. I went on a similar journey. Even at a young age, I was always trying to prove myself and I wanted everyone to like me.

Folio Weekly: One of the central themes in “Wicked” is tolerance. Why do you think humans have such a hard time accepting one another? Tiffany Haas: Gosh, that is a great question. I’ve actually never been asked something that

F.W.: Did being a former Miss Ohio prepare you for the glitz and glitter that goes along with being Glinda? T.H.: Yeah, in so many ways the role of Glinda just feels right to me and just feels natural. I just feel like I understand her. I have my own

I think we face – in a sense – a problem with unfamiliarity. Especially for me as Glinda, when you’re surrounded by a group of friends – that’s how it is in the show – you can easily gang up on somebody and not even realize you’re doing it. It’s much easier to follow the crowd. specific. I think we face — in a sense — a problem with unfamiliarity. Especially for me as Glinda, when you’re surrounded by a group of friends — that’s how it is in the show — you can easily gang up on somebody and not even realize you’re doing it. It’s much easier to follow the crowd. If we can just be that one person to step out of the line and speak up, I think that can help this problem with tolerating different people. F.W.: What similarities do you and Glinda share? T.H.: So many! It’s so funny, I felt it the moment I saw the show about seven years ago. I thought that I completely understood Glinda. And I think some of the [more] realistic and honest things are perseverance. Glinda really goes through this whole journey of trying to prove herself to everyone around her. I think in that, she finds who she really is and finds what’s

created backstory for who I think Glinda is. And she’s very similar to me and my background. So the costumes just make sense to me and her personality just makes sense to me. It’s all a very comfortable and familiar place to be, in her shoes. F.W.: How many times have you listened to Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side of the Moon” while watching “Wizard of Oz”? T.H.: You know, I have to be so honest. I’m a “Wizard of Oz” fanatic and I’ve been collecting “Wizard of Oz” memorabilia since I was nine years old and I’ve never done it. I’ve been given the album for like five birthdays and five Christmases, so I have many copies of it — and I’ve still never sat down and taken the time to do it. Kara Pound themail@folioweekly.com

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The Limelight Theatre presents “Duck Hunter Shoots Angel,” family-friendly comedy about two Alabama hunters who accidentally shoot a celestial messenger, at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 29 and 30 and at 7 p.m. on Dec. 31, a special New Year’s Eve gala performance, at 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25; $20 for students and military; $22 for seniors. Tickets for Dec. 31 are $50 and include champagne, barbecue and dessert. 825-1164.

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THE WILDEST Players by the Sea presents this Vegas-style cabaret show at 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The evening gala includes hors d’oeuvres, gourmet buffet and champagne. The show runs through Jan. 21, with performances at 8 p.m. Thur.-Sat. and at 2 p.m. on Sun. Gala tickets are $85; $25 for regular performances. 249-0289. WICKED The Broadway sensation, a humorous revisionist take on “The Wizard of Oz,” is staged at 7:30 p.m. on Jan. 4 at Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts’ Moran Theater, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. It continues with evening and matinee performances through Jan. 22. Tickets range from $61-$138. 632-3373. DUCK HUNTER SHOOTS ANGEL The family-friendly comedy about two Alabama hunters who accidentally shoot a celestial messenger is staged at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 29 and 30 and at 7 p.m. on Dec. 31 at Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Tickets are $25; $20 for students and military; $22 for seniors. Tickets for Dec. 31 are $50 and include champagne, barbecue and dessert. 825-1164.

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ABET SEEKS ACTORS Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre auditions for its upcoming original musical comedy production, “Fetterhoff for Hire,” at noon on Jan. 7 at 716 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. The cast calls for leading roles including four men (ages 20-60), one woman (30-40), and three men and three women for singing/dancing chorus roles. Bring a photo, résumé and Broadway-style sheet music. Dancers bring tap shoes. The show opens March 23. 249-7177. abettheatre.com PAINT BOB ROSS STYLE Let’s Paint offers weekly classes featuring certified instructors teaching the Bob Ross wet-on-wet paint technique at AC Moore, 9515 Crosshill Blvd., Jacksonville and at Build a Dream, Fleming Island Plantation, 2245 Plantation Center Drive, Fleming Island. Class fees vary. 777-6490, 375-1544. NORTH FLORIDA CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC This school invites musicians of all skill levels and any instrument to join the community orchestra every Mon. at 6:30 p.m. and concert band every Tue. at 6:30 p.m. at 11363 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 374-8639. CALL TO ARTISTS Jacksonville Fine Arts Festival seeks original poster artwork for its festival held in Avondale’s Boone Park on March 24 and 25. The winning submission gets a free 10x10 exhibitor’s space. Send 300 dpi submissions, including name and media, to cookied@ix.netcom.com HAND DRUMMING CLASSES Midnight Sun offers classes from 7:30-8:30 p.m. every Fri. at 1055 Park St., Jacksonville. Class fee is $10. 358-3869. CHEERLEADING AND DANCE AUDITION WORKSHOPS Former NFL cheerleaders teach the fundamentals in choreography, interview skills, attire and the audition process from 12:30-3:30 p.m. every other Sat., beginning in Jan. 476-3721. procheerleadersalumni.com ACTING LESSONS Joanna C. Horton offers eight-week acting classes for teens and adults in techniques ranging from introductory to advanced, starting Jan. 29 at The Performer’s Academy, 3674 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. Class fees start at $125. 814-3726, 322-7672.

CLASSICAL & JAZZ

TAMMERLIN This innovative folk duo performs a “Wintersong” concert at 7 p.m. on Dec. 27 at The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville. Admission is free. 356-6857. SCHOLARSHIP WINNERS PERFORM The Friday Musicale College Scholarship Winner’s Concert is held at 7:30 p.m. on Dec. 27 at 645 Oak St., Jacksonville. 355-7584. BERT QUARTET This jazzy combo plays at 8 p.m. on Dec. 27 at European Street Café, 1704 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets are $10. 399-1740. FESTIVAL OF LESSONS AND CAROLS St. John’s Cathedral presents this evening of chorale music with works by Walton, Preston, Lauridsen, Kelly, Cornelius, and Mathias at 5 p.m. on Dec. 31 at 256 E. Church St., Jacksonville. 356-5507. NYE AT JAZZLAND WITH LONGINEAU PARSONS The Longineau Parsons Quartet plays at 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 at Jazzland Café, 1324 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville. Live music, dancing, buffet dining and a champagne toast are featured. Tickets are $35. 249-1009. TOAST! TO THE NEW YEAR! The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra rings in the New Year at 8:30 p.m. on Dec. 31 in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Classical and pop hits as well as dancing, a private fireworks display and champagne toast are featured. Tickets range from $46-$121. 354-5547. JAZZ IN RIVERSIDE Trumpeter Ray Callender and guitarist Taylor Roberts play at 7 p.m. every Thur. at Kickbacks Gastropub, 910 King St., Jacksonville. 388-9551. JAZZ AT TREE STEAKHOUSE Boril Ivanov Trio plays at 7 p.m. every Thur. and pianist David Gum plays at 7 p.m. every Fri. at Tree Steakhouse, 11362 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. 262-0006. JAZZ AT GENNARO’S Gennaro’s Ristorante Italiano features live jazz at 7:30 p.m. every Fri. and Sat. at 5472 First Coast Highway, Fernandina Beach. 491-1999. JAZZ IN ST. AUGUSTINE Rhett’s Piano Bar & Brasserie features live jazz nightly at 7 p.m. at 66 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 825-0502.

ART WALKS & FESTIVALS

UPTOWN SATURDAY NIGHT Galleries, antique stores and shops are open from 5-9 p.m. on Dec. 31 in St. Augustine’s San Marco District. 824-3152. DOWNTOWN FRIDAY MARKET Arts & crafts and local produce are offered every Fri. from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive. 353-1188.

MUSEUMS

BEACHES MUSEUM & HISTORY CENTER 413 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville Beach, 241-5657. Recent work by painters Leigh Murphy and Henry Von Genk III is featured through Jan. 10. CUMMER MUSEUM OF ART & GARDENS 829 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, 356-6857. Tammerlin performs a “Wintersong” concert at 7 p.m. on Dec. 27. The education-themed exhibit, “One in Three: Let’s Solve Our Dropout Crisis,” is displayed through Jan. 9. “Eugene Savage: The Seminole Paintings” runs through Jan. 8. “Beyond Ukiyo-e: Japanese Woodblock Prints and their influence on

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GALLERIES

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FIRST STREET GALLERY 216-B First St., Neptune Beach, 241-6928. Photographer Mark Kowal’s exhibit, “Say It With Photography,” runs through Jan. 3. FLORIDA MINING GALLERY 5300 Shad Road, Jacksonville, 535-7252. “Geoff Mitchell: Entries of a Diary Thief” is displayed through Jan. HASKELL GALLERY Jax International Airport, 14201 Pecan Park Road, 741-3546. Recent paintings by Ginny Elliot and Suzi Berg are displayed through Jan. 9. JAXPORT GALLERY 2831 Talleyrand Ave., Jacksonville, 357-3052. The exhibit “Art of the Steel Crane,” featuring multimedia works by Deborah Reid and Barbara Fryefield, is displayed through Jan. 5. P.A.ST.A FINE ARTS GALLERY 214 Charlotte St., St. Augustine, 824-0251. Watercolorist Shirley De Pasquale is the featured artist through Dec. PLUM GALLERY 9 Aviles St., St. Augustine, 825-0069. Mary Lou Gibson, Robert Renwick, Sara Pedigo and David Engdahl are the featured artists through Dec. 31. ROTUNDA GALLERY St. Johns County Admin. Bldg., 500 San Sebastian View, St. Augustine, 471-9980. The exhibit “It’s Not Just Black and White: The Black and White Show,” featuring recent works by Leslie Robison and Laura Mongiovi, is on display through Feb. 16. SOUTHLIGHT GALLERY 6 E. Bay St., Jacksonville, 438-4358. Photographer Michael Dunlap is the featured artist for Dec. SPACE:EIGHT GALLERY Screen Arts, 228 W. King St., St. Augustine. 829-2838. Derek Hess’ exhibit “Half the time it could seem funny … the other half is just too sad” is displayed through Jan. ST. AUGUSTINE ART ASSOCIATION 22 Marine St., St. Augustine, 824-2310. Big cat and wolf paintings by Diane Travis are displayed through Dec. 30. STELLERS GALLERY AT PONTE VEDRA 240 A1A N., Ste. 13, Ponte Vedra Beach, 273-6065. “Ebb and Flow,” featuring works by Jennifer J.L. Jones, is on display through Dec. STUDIO 121 121 W. Forsyth St., Ste. 100, Jacksonville, 292-9303. Artists Doug Eng, Joyce Gabiou, Robert Leedy, Terese Muller, Mary St. Germain, Tony Wood and Bill Yates are featured through Dec. VANDROFF ART GALLERY Jewish Community Alliance, 8505 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville, 730-2100. The photography of Barbara Jerrold is displayed through Jan. 25 WELLS FARGO 24 Cathedral Place, St. Augustine. Photographer Jackie Kramer’s floral-themed show, “Blooms and ’Shrooms” is displayed through Dec. For a complete list of galleries, log on to folioweekly.com. To list your event, send time, date, location (street address, city), admission price and contact number to print to Dan Brown, 9456 Philips Hwy., Ste. 11, Jacksonville FL 32256 or email dbrown@folioweekly.com. Events are included on a space-available basis.

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(All events are on Dec. 31 unless otherwise noted.) NOON YEAR’S EVE This kid-centric celebration is held from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens, 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville. Entertainment, games, prizes and an apple juice toast at noon are featured. 757-4463. CHILDREN’S NEW YEAR’S PARTY The party for kids ages 12 and younger is held from 10 a.m.-2 p.m., featuring a balloon drop at noon, at Adventure Landing, 1944 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville Beach, 246-4386; 2780 S.R. 16, St. Augustine, 827-9400 and 4825 Blanding Blvd., Jacksonville, 771-2803. Call for fees and details. BLACK & WHITE MASQUERADE BALL The New Year’s Eve Black & White Masquerade Ball features food, an open bar with an aerial bartender, live music by the band Anita, dancing and fireworks at 9 p.m. at The RitzCarlton, Amelia Island, 4750 Amelia Island Parkway. Admission is $185. Black and white attire encouraged. Masks are provided. 277-1100. FLAGLER COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP BALL Hosted by the President’s Society of Flagler College, this ball is held from 8 p.m.-1 a.m. in the dining hall at the former Ponce de Leon Hotel at Flagler College, 74 King St., downtown St. Augustine. The Company performs. Tickets are $365 per couple and include an open bar, heavy hors d’oeuvres, dinner and dessert buffets, an early morning breakfast buffet and a champagne toast and balloon drop at midnight. Black tie is required. Proceeds benefit the Flagler College Scholarship Fund. 819-6282. flagler.edu CASINO FOR A CAUSE The cocktail reception is held from 8-9 p.m., followed by the Casino Party from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, 1050 A1A N., Ponte Vedra. Heavy hors d’oeuvres by Matthew Medure are featured, along with beer, wine and martinis, a champagne toast at midnight and live music. Tickets are $125. Proceeds benefit Beaches Emergency Assistance Ministry. 997-8004. casinosforacause.com TOAST! TO THE NEW YEAR! The Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra celebrates at 8:30 p.m. in Jacoby Symphony Hall at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts, 300 W. Water St., Jacksonville. Classical and pop hits, dancing, a private fireworks display and champagne toast are featured. Tickets range from $46-$121. 354-5547. 333NYE: MASQUÉ NOIR The Museum of Contemporary Art hosts the 333NYE: Masqué Noir at 10 p.m. at 333 N. Laura St., Jacksonville. This event features live music, hors d’oeuvres and cocktails and champagne toast at midnight. Tickets are $80; $65 for members. Couples are $150; $111 for members. 366-6911. BEACH BLAST OFF 2012 This annual celebration features ice sculptures, fireworks, live music and a chili cook-off at 4 p.m. at the St. Johns County Fishing Pier & Pavilion, 350 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. beachblastoff.com NEW YEAR’S FIREWORKS Fireworks are featured at midnight over the St. Johns River, viewable all over downtown Jacksonville. Bay Street Band and Lisa & the Mad Hatters perform. 630-3690. THE WILDEST CABARET Players by the Sea presents the Vegas-style cabaret The Wildest at 8 p.m. at 106 N. Sixth St., Jax Beach. The show runs through Jan. 21, with performances held at 8 p.m. Thur.Sat. and at 2 p.m. Sun. 249-0289.

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AROMAS CIGARS & WINE BAR promise of benefit 4372 Southside Blvd., Ste. 101, 928-0515. A champagne toast, party favors, a complimentary cigar, and live music by Bill Rice are featured. $10 admission. BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE 4840 Big Island Dr., Ste. 5, St. Johns Town Center, 345-3466. Roaring Twenties theme features a champagne toast, passed hors d’oeuvres, drink specials and live music. blackfinnamericangrille.com BREWSTER’S PIT 14003 Beach Blvd., Ste. 3, Intracoastal, 223-9850. Live music by Whyte Python, In Whispers, None Like Us and Stayne Thee Angel. $20 admission; all you can drink. CLIFF’S BAR & GRILL 3033 Monument Rd., Intracoastal, 645-5162. The annual New Year’s Eve Extravaganza features live music by Ruckus, a surfand-turf special, tablecloths and candlelight, champagne toast and party favors. Reservations are suggested. THE COMEDY ZONE Ramada Inn, 3130 Hartley Road (I-295 & San Jose Blvd.), Jacksonville, 292-4242. The Mandarin Dinner & Show Celebration is at 6:30 p.m. in Gigi’s Restaurant next door. Tickets are $65 and include AYCE prime rib and seafood buffet, Mutzie’s comedy show at 8 p.m., dancing with DJs, party favors and a midnight champagne toast. The Blast Off Party is held at 9 p.m.; tickets are $35 and include the show, dancing, party favors and the champagne toast. The Continental Dinner & Show Celebration is held at 8 p.m. at Gigi’s; tickets are $65 and include AYCE prime rib and seafood buffet, Mutzie’s comedy show at 9:30 p.m., dancing, party favors and the champagne toast. comedyzone.com CULHANE’S IRISH PUB 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 249-9595. The Johnston Duo plays at 9 p.m. A four-course menu and a free glass of champagne are featured. Admission is $50. FIONN MACCOOL’S 2 Independent Dr., Ste. 176, downtown, 374-1247 333 N. First St., Jax Beach, 242-9499. A four-course dinner (two seatings) with complimentary champagne/drinks, live music by Something Distant at the Landing and Bad Assets at the beach, a champagne toast at 7 p.m. (midnight in Dublin) and midnight and party favors are featured. Call for prices. FREEBIRD LIVE 200 N. First St., Jax Beach, 246-2473. Nate Holley’s New Year’s Eve with Charlie Walker and Vlad the Inhaler is held at 8 p.m., featuring a champagne toast at midnight. THE GROOVE CAFE 134 SeaGrove Main St., St. Augustine Beach, 547-2740. A full bar, dance floor, dinner specials, a disco ball and live music by Mojo Roux are featured. thegroovevcafe.com THE GROTTO WINE & TAPAS BAR 2012 San Marco Blvd., Southbank, 398-0726. The Great Gatsby Gala at 9 p.m. features a midnight toast and $10 bottles of champagne. ISLAND GIRL CIGAR BAR 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115, St. Johns Town Center, 854-6060 108 First St., Neptune Beach, 372-0943 A free champagne toast at midnight is featured at both locations. Live music from 9:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m.: Tim O’Shea plays at Gate Pkwy.; Billy Buchanan plays at Neptune Beach. No cover charge. JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22, Intracoastal, 220-6766. Dune Dogs perform from 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Party favors, a champagne toast and midnight munchies are featured. Admission is $15. Call for reservations.

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JAZZLAND CAFE 1324 University Blvd. N., Jacksonville, 249-1009. The Longineau Parsons Quartet plays at 8 p.m. Live music, dancing, buffet dining and a champagne toast are featured. Tickets are $35. LATITUDE 30 10370 Philips Hwy., Southside, 365-5555. Drummer vs. DJ and Sugarbear perform from 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Admission is $10; $20 VIP admission includes exclusive party and hors d’oeuvres. 345-2455. MARK’S DOWNTOWN, 315 E. Bay St., 355-5099 DIVE BAR, 331 E. Bay St., 359-9090. The downtown block party features hats, noisemakers and party favors. The $10 cover includes entry to both bars. VIP packages available. Dress code enforced. MOJO NO. 4 3572 St. Johns Ave., Avondale, 381-6670. Dr. Bill performs. MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN 1850 S. Third St., Jax Beach, 246-1070. DJ Austin Williams spins Karaoke and dance music from 8 p.m.-close. Party favors; no cover charge. NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE 2309 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach, 247-3300. The VOID Lounge features DJs until 2 p.m. OCEAN 60 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 247-0060. Retro Vegas Circa 1960s New Year’s Eve features retro cuisine with a 21st century flair, Scotch tastings and live music by Class Act. Reservations are required. THE PIER RESTAURANT 445 Eighth Ave. N., Jax Beach, 246-6454. DJ Infader spins downstairs. Two dinner seatings: 6 p.m., $40 per person; and at 9 p.m., $50. Dinner includes a three-course meal and one free glass of champagne. Call for reservations. PUSSER’S CARIBBEAN GRILLE 816 A1A N., Ste. 100, Ponte Vedra, 280-7766. Reggae with “B” Brothers Band, a three-course dinner for $34.95 and a champagne toast at midnight are featured. The regular dinner menu is also available. RAGTIME TAVERN 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach, 241-7877. Ron Perry performs for the party. THE ROADHOUSE 231 Blanding Blvd., Orange Park, 264-0611. Live music by Swerved, free champagne and party favors are featured. ROYAL PALM VILLAGE WINE & TAPAS 296 Royal Palms Drive, Atlantic Beach, 372-0052. A prefixed menu is offered for two seating options, 6 and 8:30 p.m., at $65 per person; $85 with wine pairing. SQUARE ONE 1974 San Marco Blvd., Jacksonville, 306-9004. Tease features burlesque, dance variety, drag shows, stiltwalkers and firebreathers, as DJ Anonymous spins indie, electro, dubstep and top 40 dance favorites. Cocktails, beer and wine selections, appetizer menu, billiards and an upstairs cigar lounge are also featured. And there’s a free champagne toast at midnight. SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach, 241-8221. Live music by Lucky Stiff, free noisemakers and a free midnight champagne toast are featured. Admission is free. TAVERNA YAMAS 9753 Deer Lake Court, St. Johns Town Center, 854-0426. Greek cuisine, an open bar and a belly dancer are featured from 8 p.m.-12:30 a.m. Admission is $100 per person. A DJ spins. Call for reservations. URBAN FLATS 330 A1A N., Ponte Vedra, 280-5515. Fixed-price menu features four courses and a bottle of wine for $40. WHISKY RIVER 4850 Big Island Drive, St. Johns Town Center, 645-5571. Party Rock features a shot toast at midnight. Admission is $20 in advance, $25 at the door. WHITEY’S FISH CAMP 2032 C.R. 220, Fleming Island, 269-4198. Prizes, a balloon drop, a champagne breakfast and live music by Boogie Freaks are featured at 9:30 p.m.

EVENTS

GATOR BOWL EVENTS A 5K run is held at 10 a.m. on Dec. 31 at The Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, Jacksonville, 730-1900. A parade is held at 3 p.m. Midnight fireworks go off over the St. Johns River at The Jacksonville Landing on Dec. 31. The Jax Jags play the Colts at 1 p.m. on Jan. 1 at EverBank Field, located in the Sports Complex, downtown Jacksonville. The 65th annual Gator Bowl Classic football game between the University of Florida Gators against The Ohio State University Buckeyes is played at 1 p.m. on Jan. 2 at EverBank Field. The game is screened live in the Courtyard at The Jacksonville Landing. 798-1700. WINTERFEST 2011 The inaugural WinterFEST at Adventure Landing transforms

the waterpark into an Alpine snow village with an outdoor ice-skating rink, a 130-foot ice slide, visits from Santa, cookie decorating, carnival and crafts, a teddy-bear-making factory and Mistletoe Marketplace through Jan. 2. 1944 Beach Blvd., Jax Beach. 246-4386. jaxwinterfest.com A WINTER WONDERLAND This annual seasonal event features snow, a real ice skating rink, an ice slide, an elf village, train rides, sleigh rides and visits from Santa from 5-10 p.m. at St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 1340C A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. Open daily from 2-10 p.m. through Jan. 1. 461-0825. COSMIC CONCERTS Laser Mania is featured at 5 p.m., The Beatles Laser Collection at 6 p.m., Jimmy Buffett at 7 p.m., and Laser Vinyl at 8 p.m. on Dec. 30 in Bryan-Gooding Planetarium, at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville. 396-7062. moshplanetarium.org FLORIDA WWII EXHIBIT “Victory Begins at Home: Florida During World War II” shows Floridians in service, military recruitment and training, the German U-boat threat and rationing, at Museum of Science and History, 1025 Museum Circle, Jacksonville, through July 8. 396-7062. themosh.org LINCOLNVILLE FARMERS’ MARKET The weekly market, held from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every Sun. at 399 Riberia St., St. Augustine, offers local and organic produce, baked goods, coffees, cheeses, prepared foods, crafts and jewelry at the south end of Lincolnville in Eddie Vickers Park. There’s a community garden, too. lincolnvillefarmersmarket.com

POLITICS, BUSINESS & ACTIVISM

SOUTHSIDE BUSINESS MEN’S CLUB An awards ceremony and new board member installation are held at noon on Jan. 4 at San Jose Country Club, 7529 San Jose Blvd., Jacksonville. Admission is $20. For reservations, call 396-5559.

BOOKS & WRITING

CARMEN AGRA DEEDY Award-winning children’s author Deedy signs copies of her book, “The Cheshire Cheese Cat: A Dickens of a Tale” at 7 p.m. on Jan. 3 at The Bookmark, 220 First St., Neptune Beach. 241-9026.

COMEDY

MUTZIE Comedy Zone Allstars at 8 p.m. on Dec. 27. Comedian Mutzie appears at 8 p.m. on Dec. 28, 29 and 30 and at 8 and 9:30 p.m. on Dec. 31 at The Comedy Zone, 3130 Hartley Road, Ramada Inn, Jacksonville. Tickets are $6-$12 Wed.-Fri. 292-4242. JACKIE KNIGHT’S COMEDY CLUB Ron Feingold and Brian Thomas appear on Dec. 31 at 3009 N. Ponce de Leon Blvd., St. Augustine. Tickets are $12. 461-8843.

Jacksonville. Single-game tickets for home games start at $45. 633-2000. jaguars.com UNF OSPREYS BASKETBALL The UNF men’s and women’s basketball teams play against the Belmont University Bruins at 5:30 and 7:45 p.m. on Jan. 2 at University of North Florida Arena, 4567 St. Johns Bluff Road S., Jacksonville. Both squads take on their Lipscomb University Bisons counterparts at 5:30 and 7:45 p.m. on Jan. 4. Admission is $12 for reserved, $10 for adults, $8 for youth, seniors, military, UNF staff. UNF students are admitted free with Osprey 1Card. 620-2125. unf.edu ARCHAEOLOGY OF TALBOT ISLANDS A park ranger discusses past cultures and the artifacts they left behind at 2 p.m. on Dec. 31 at Ribault Club, Fort George Island Cultural State Park, 11241 Ft. George Road. No reservations are necessary and the program is free. 2512320. floridastateparks.org JACKSONVILLE GIANTS The local ABA basketball team is up against the Savannah Storm at 7 p.m. on Dec. 30 at Veterans Memorial Arena, 300 Randolph Blvd., Jacksonville. Tickets range from $8-$100. 355-6531, 630-3900. jacksonvillegiants.com FAMILY SKATING The family skating event is held from 7-9:30 p.m. on Jan. 1 at Jacksonville Ice & Sportsplex, 3605 Philips Hwy., Southside. Admission is $10 and includes skate rental. 399-3223. A FAMILY ESTUARY HOLIDAY VACATION GTM National Estuary offers this from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. on Dec. 27, 28, 29 and 30 at GTM Research Reserve, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra. Families hike or bike trails, explore the exhibit hall and walk the beach. Each day’s programs are $6;, kids younger than 17 are admitted free. For details and fees, call 823-4500 or go to eventbrite.com/event/2517431706 JACKSONVILLE BULLIES LACROSSE Tickets are now available for the inaugural season of this new local North American Lacrosse League team — the first game (against the Kentucky Stickhorses) is at 7 p.m. on Jan. 28 at Veterans Memorial Arena. Individual game tickets start at $10. For ticket info, call 379-2655 or go to jaxbullies.com LADY PACERS TRYOUTS The Jacksonville Pacers AAU youth basketball nonprofit organization seeks serious players. Girls in grades 7-11 who want to try out may call Coach Martin at 608-5327. ROWING The Jacksonville Rowing Club offers adult sweep classes in Jan.; eight sessions on Sat. and Sun. mornings. No experience or equipment is necessary. Adult memberships and youth programs are also available. 304-8500. jaxrow.org

KIDS

COUNTDOWN TO 2012 The Jacksonville Zoo & Gardens offer special admission prices Dec. 27, 28, 29 and 30; kids 3-12 get 50 percent off regular

child’s admission with a “Countdown to 2012” coupon from jacksonvillezoo.org, good for one day only. Winter Zoo Camp, for ages 6-11, is held from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on Dec. 27, 28, 29 and 30 at 370 Zoo Parkway, Jacksonville. Camp fee is $35 per day or $130 for all four days for members; $40/$150 for non-members. Activities include encounters with Education Animal Ambassadors, animal crafts, a train ride, in-zoo visits, lunch and afternoon snacks. To register, call 757-4463 ext. 122. jaxzoo.org MOSH WINTER CAMPS Camps for kids K-6 grades feature Strange Matter on Dec. 28, LEGO Camp: Architect Adventure on Dec. 29 and Countdown to New Year’s on Dec. 30 at Museum of Science & History, 1025 Museum Circle, Southbank. Cost is $35 per day. 396-6674 ext. 210. themosh.org

CLASSES & GROUPS

LSAT PREP COURSE Prep for the law school test is held at 6 p.m. on Jan. 4 at University of North Florida’s University Center, 12000 Alumni Drive, Jacksonville. The $695 course fee includes a diagnostic exam and materials. 620-4200. unf.edu/ce DEPRESSION BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP The DBSA support group meets from 5:30-7 p.m. every Wed. at River Point Behavioral Health’s Outpatient Building, 6300 Beach Blvd., Jacksonville. 343-6511 or 964-9743. Q-GROUP ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS This free, open discussion is held at 5:30 p.m. Mon.-Fri. at Quality Life Center, 11265 Alumni Way, Jacksonville. alcoholicanonymous.org DEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCE This support group meets from 6-7:30 p.m. every Tue. at Baptist Medical Center, 800 Prudential Drive, Jacksonville. For more information, call 616-6264 or 294-5720. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Do you have a drug problem? Maybe they can help. 358-6262, 723-5683. serenitycoastna.org, firstcoastna.org NICOTINE ANONYMOUS (NIC-A) Want to quit smoking or using other forms of nicotine? Nic-A is free, and you don’t have to quit to attend the meetings, held at 6:30 p.m. every Tue. at Quality Life Center, 11265 Alumni Way, Southside. 378-6849. nicotineanonymous.org NAR-A-NON This group meets at 8 p.m. every Tue. and Thur. at 4172 Shirley Ave., Avondale. 945-7168. To get in this listing, email the time, date, location (street address, city) admission price and contact number to events@folioweekly.com or click the link in our Happenings section at folioweekly.com. Events are included on a spaceavailable basis.

UPCOMING

TIM CONWAY & FRIENDS Jan. 19, Thrasher-Horne Center THE SPENCERS: THEATRE OF ILLUSION Jan. 20, The Florida Theatre RON WHITE: MORAL COMPASS TOUR Jan. 26, T-U Moran Theater TYLER PERRY’S “THE HAVES AND THE HAVE NOTS” Feb. 1, T-U Moran Theater MICHAEL FELDMAN’S WHAD’YA KNOW? Feb. 4, The Florida Theatre SECOND CITY TOURING COMPANY Feb. 5, Ponte Vedra Concert Hall JEFF DUNHAM CONTROLLED CHAOS Feb. 10, Veterans Memorial Arena CELTIC WOMAN: BELIEVE Feb. 15, T-U Moran Theater LACROSSE CLASSIC Feb. 19, EverBank Field HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS March 2, Veterans Arena ROYAL COMEDY TOUR March 9, Veterans Memorial Arena PRES. BILL CLINTON March 19, St. Augustine Amphitheatre

NATURE, SPORTS, OUTDOORS

JAGUARS VS COLTS The Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Indianapolis Colts at 1 p.m. on Jan. 1 at EverBank Field, One EverBank Place,

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“I’m sorry madam, but the ‘eerie, ancient green bone’ you discovered is actually a beer bottle.” A park ranger discusses past cultures and the artifacts they left behind during a tour of the Archaeology of the Talbot Islands on Dec. 31 at 2 p.m. at Ribault Club, Fort George Island Cultural State Park, 11241 Ft. George Road. No reservations are necessary and the program is free. 251-2320. floridastateparks.org

Average Entrée Cost: $ = Less than $8 $$ = $8-$14 $$$ = $15-$22 $$$$ = $23 & up BW = Beer, Wine FB = Full Bar CM = Children’s Menu TO = Take Out B = Breakfast L = Lunch D = Dinner F = Folio Weekly distribution point Send changes to mdryden@folioweekly.com

AMELIA ISLAND, FERNANDINA BEACH, YULEE

(In Fernandina Beach unless otherwise noted.) THE BEECH STREET GRILL Fine dining in a casual atmosphere. The menu includes fresh local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes created with a variety of ethnic influences. Award-winning wine list. FB. L, Wed.-Fri.; D, nightly; Sun. brunch. 801 Beech St. 277-3662. $$$ BRETT’S WATERWAY CAFÉ F At the foot of Centre Street, the upscale restaurant overlooks the Harbor Marina. The menu includes daily specials, fresh Florida seafood and an extensive wine list. FB. L & D, daily. 1 S. Front St. 261-2660. $$$ BRIGHT MORNINGS The small café offers freshly baked goods. B & L daily. 105 S. Third St. 491-1771. $$ CAFÉ 4750 At the Italian kitchen and wine bar, Chef de Cuisine Garrett Gooch offers roasted sea bass, frutti di mare soup, clam linguini, panatela bruschetta and fresh gelatos. Dine indoors or on the terrace. FB. B, L & D, daily. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$$ CAFÉ KARIBO F Eclectic cuisine, served under the oaks in historic Fernandina, features sandwiches and chef’s specials. Alfresco dining. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sat.; L, Sun. & Mon. 27 N. Third St. 277-5269. $$ CHEZ LEZAN BAKERY F European-style breads, pastries, croissants, muffins and pies baked daily. 1014 Atlantic Ave. 491-4663. $ EIGHT Contemporary sports lounge offers burgers, sandwiches, wings and nachos. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Fri. & Sat. The Ritz-Carlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100. $$ ESPAÑA RESTAURANT & TAPAS Traditional Spanish and Portuguese dishes, tapas and paella served in a cozy atmosphere. BW, CM. D nightly. 22 S. Fourth St. 261-7700. $$$ FERNANDELI F Classics with a Southern touch, like a onethird-pound devil dog, Reubens and pulled pork. Sandwiches and wraps built to order from fresh cold cuts, tuna, egg and turkey salads. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 17B S. Eighth St. 261-0008. $ GENNARO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO F Southern Italian cuisine: pasta, gourmet ravioli, hand-tossed pizzas. Specialties are margharita pizza and shrimp feast. Bread is baked on-site. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 5 S. Second St., 261-9400. 5472 First Coast Highway, Amelia Island, 491-1999. $$ HAPPY TOMATO COURTYARD CAFE & BBQ Pulled pork sandwich, chicken salad and walnut chocolate chunk cookie, served in a laid-back atmosphere. BW. CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 7 S. Third St. 321-0707. $$ JACK & DIANE’S F Casual cafe offers steak & eggs, pancakes, Cajun scampi, etouffée, curry pizza, vegan black bean cakes, shrimp & grits, hand-carved steaks. FB. B, L & D, daily. 708 Centre St. 321-1444. $$ JOE’S 2ND STREET BISTRO Elegant island atmosphere. NY strip steak with sauces, Maine crab cakes, seafood fricassee and roast chicken penne pasta. BW. CM. D, nightly. 14 S. Second St. 321-2558. $$$ KABUKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Teppanyaki masters create your meal; plus a 37-item sushi bar. BW. D, Tue.-Sun. Amelia Plaza. 277-8782. $$ KELLEY’S COURTYARD CAFE F She crab soup, salads, fried green tomatoes, sandwiches and wraps are served indoors or out on the patio. Vegetarian dishes are also offered. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 19 S. Third St. 432-8213. $ LULU’S AT THE THOMPSON HOUSE F An innovative lunch menu includes po’boys and seafood “little plates” served in a historic house. Dinner features fresh local seafood. Nightly specials. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat., brunch on Sun. Reservations recommended. 11 S. Seventh St. 432-8394. $$ MONTEGO BAY COFFEE CAFE Locally owned and operated, with specialty coffees, fruit smoothies. Dine in or hit the drivethru. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 463363 S.R. 200, Yulee. 225-3600. $ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Northernstyle pizza by the pie or the slice. Choose from more than 20 toppings. Owner-selected wines and a large beer selection. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 925 S. 14th St. 321-3400. $ THE MUSTARD SEED CAFE Organic eatery, juice bar. Extensive menu features vegetarian, vegan items. Daily specials: local seafood, free-range chicken, fresh organic produce. CM. B & L, Mon.-Sat. 833 TJ Courson Rd. 277-3141. $$ O’KANE’S IRISH PUB F Rustic, genuine Irish pub up front, eatery in back, featuring daily specials, fish-n-chips, and soups served in a sourdough bread bowl. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sun. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $$ PEPPER’S MEXICAN GRILL & CANTINA F The family restaurant offers authentic Mexican cuisine. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 520 Centre St. 272-2011. $$ PICANTE GRILL ROTISSERIE BAR F Flavors of Peru and Latin America, served in a modern atmosphere. Authentic Peruvian cebiche and homestyle empanadas. BW, CM, TO. B, L

& D daily. 464073 S.R. 200, Ste. 2, Yulee. 310-9222. $$ PLAE In Spa & Shops at Omni Amelia Island Plantation, the cozy venue offers an innovative and PLAEful dining experience. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, nightly. 277-2132. $$$ SALT, THE GRILL Best of Jax 2011 winner. Elegant dining featuring local seafood and produce, served in a contemporary coastal setting. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. The RitzCarlton, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 491-6746. $$$$ SANDOLLAR RESTAURANT & MARINA F Dine inside or on the deck. Snow crab legs, fresh fish, shellfish dishes. FB. L & D, daily. 9716 Heckscher Dr., Ft. George Island. 251-2449. $$ SLIDERS SEASIDE GRILL F Oceanfront dining; local seafood, shrimp, crab cakes, outdoor beachfront tiki & raw bar, covered deck and kids’ playground. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1998 S. Fletcher Ave. 277-6652. $$ THE SURF F Dine inside or on the large oceanview deck. Steaks, fresh fish, shrimp and nightly specials. Late-night The hustle and bustle of the bistro-style, open kitchen lets curious diners in on the action at Bistro Aix, on Jacksonville’s San Marco Boulevard. menu. FB. L & D, daily. 3199 S. Fletcher Ave. 261-5711. $$ T-RAY’S BURGER STATION F A favorite local spot; Best of Jax 2011 winner. Grilled or THE FOX RESTAURANT F The Fox has been a Jacksonville atmosphere. Chef Aphayasane’s innovative creations include landmark for 50-plus years. Owners Ian & Mary Chase serve roast duckling and fried snapper. BW. R. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.blackened fish sandwiches, homemade burgers. BW, TO. B & classic diner-style fare, homemade desserts. B & L daily. 3580 Sat. 9846 Old Baymeadows Rd. 645-9911. $$ L, Mon.-Sat. 202 S. Eighth St. 261-6310. $ St. Johns Ave. 387-2669. $ MANDALOUN MEDITERRANEAN CUISINE F The Lebanese 29 SOUTH EATS F Part of historic Fernandina Beach’s GREEN MAN GOURMET Organic and natural products, spices, restaurant offers authentic cuisine: lahm meshwe, kafta downtown scene. Award-winning Chef Scotty serves teas, salts, BW. Open daily. 3543 St. Johns Ave. 384-0002. $ khoshkhas and baked filet of red snapper. CM, FB. L & D, daily. traditional world cuisine with a modern twist. L, Tue.-Sat.; D, MOJO NO. 4 F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 3572 9862 Old Baymeadows Rd. 646-1881. $$ Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 29 S. Third St. 277-7919. $$ St. Johns Ave. 381-6670. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax ORSAY Best of Jax 2011 winner. The French/American bistro 2011 winner. The organic supermarket offers a full deli and a focuses on craftsmanship and service. FB. D, Tues.-Sat.; hot bar with fresh soups, quesadillas, rotisserie chicken and EAST COAST BUFFET F A 160+ item Chinese, Japanese, Brunch & D, Sun. 3630 Park St. 381-0909. $$$ vegan sushi, as well as a fresh juice and smoothie bar. 11030 American and Italian buffet. Dine in, take out. FB. L & D, TOM & BETTY’S F A Jacksonville tradition for more than 30 Baymeadows Rd. 260-2791. $ Mon.-Sat.; Sun. brunch. 9569 Regency Sq. Blvd. N. years, Tom & Betty’s serves hefty sandwiches with classic car OMAHA STEAKHOUSE Center-cut beef, seafood, sandwiches 726-9888. $$ themes, along with homemade-style dishes. CM, FB. L & D, served in an English tavern atmosphere. The signature dish KABUTO JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR Steak & Mon.-Sat. 4409 Roosevelt Blvd. 387-3311. $$ is a 16-ounce bone-in ribeye. Desserts include crème brûlée. shrimp, filet mignon & lobster, shrimp & scallops, a sushi bar, ’town F Owner Meghan Purcell and Executive Chef Scott FB. L & D, daily. 9300 Baymeadows Rd., Embassy Suites Hotel. teppanyaki grill and traditional Japanese cuisine. CM, FB. L & Ostrander bring farm-to-table to Northeast Florida, offering 739-6633. $$ D, daily. 10055 Atlantic Blvd. 724-8883. $$$ American fare with an emphasis on sustainability. FB. L & D, ORANGE TREE HOT DOGS F Hot dogs with slaw, chili LA NOPALERA Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal. Mon.-Sat. 3611 St. Johns Ave. 345-2596. $$ cheese, sauerkraut; and small pizzas. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 8380 8818 Atlantic Blvd. 720-0106. $$ Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 4. 733-0588. orangetreehotdogs.com $ MEEHAN’S TAVERN F The Irish pub and restaurant serves PATTAYA THAI GRILLE F Traditional Thai and vegetarian AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 8060 beef and Guinness stew, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, items and a 40-plus item vegetarian menu served in a Philips Hwy. 731-4300. $ traditional lamb stew, jalapeño poppers, in a comfy contemporary atmosphere. B/W. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 BROADWAY RISTORANTE & PIZZERIA F Family-ownedatmosphere. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 9119 Merrill Rd., Ste. 5. Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 1. 646-9506. $$ &-operated New York-style pizzeria serves hand-tossed, 551-7076. $$ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 3928 Baymeadows Rd. brick-oven-baked pizza, traditional Italian dinners, wings, subs. NERO’S CAFE F Traditional Italian fare, including seafood, 527-8649. $$ Delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 10920 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 3. veal, beef, chicken and pasta dishes. Weekly specials are STICKY FINGERS F Memphis-style rib house specializes in 519-8000. $$ lasagna, 2-for-1 pizza and AYCE spaghetti. CM, FB. L, Sun.; D, barbecue ribs served several ways. FB. L & D, daily. 8129 Point CAFE CONFLUENCE F The European coffeehouse serves daily. 3607 University Blvd. N. 743-3141. $$ Meadows Way. 493-7427. $$ REGENCY ALE HOUSE & RAW BAR Generous portions and Italian specialty coffees and smoothies, along with paninis, UDIPI CAFE Authentic South Indian vegetarian cuisine. L & D, friendly service in a nautical atmosphere. Fresh fish, specialty salads and European chocolates. Outdoor dining. BW. L & D, Tue.-Fri. 8642 Baymeadows Rd. 402-8084. $ pastas, fresh oysters and clams. BW. L & D, daily. 9541 Tue.-Sun. 8612 Baymeadows Rd. 733-7840. $ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 9910 Old Regency Square Blvd. S. 720-0551. $$ CHA-CHA’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT F Owner Celso Baymeadows Rd. 641-7171. $ TREY’S DELI & GRILL F Fresh food served in a relaxed Alvarado offers authentic Mexican fare with 26 combo dinners atmosphere. Burgers, Trey’s Reuben, deli sandwiches, pork, and specialty dishes including chalupas, enchiladas, burritos. steaks, seafood, pies. Prime rib specials every Fri. night. CM, FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $$ (In Jax Beach unless otherwise noted.) BW. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 2044 Rogero Rd. 744-3690. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F Chicago-style deepA LA CARTE Authentic New England fare like Maine lobster UNIVERSITY DINER F The popular diner serves familiar dish pizzas, hot dogs, Italian beef dishes from the Comastro family, serving authentic Windy City favorites for 25+ years. rolls, fried Ipswich clams, crab or clam cake sandwich, fried breakfast fare and lunch like meatloaf, burgers, sandwiches: CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy. 731-9797. $$ shrimp basket, haddock sandwich, clam chowdah, birch beer wraps, BLTs, clubs, melts. Daily specials. BW. B & L, Sat. & DEERWOOD DELI & DINER F The ’50s-style diner serves and blueberry soda. Dine inside or on the deck. TO. L, Fri.-Tue. Sun.; B, L & D, Mon.-Fri. 5959 Merrill Rd. 762-3433. $ malts, shakes, Reubens, Cubans, burgers, and traditional 331 First Ave. N. 241-2005. $$ breakfast items. CM. B & L, daily. 9934 Old Baymeadows Rd. AL’S PIZZA F Serving hand-tossed gourmet pizzas, calzones 641-4877. $$ and Italian entrees for more than 21 years. Voted Best Pizza BISCOTTIS F Mozzarella bruschetta, Avondale pizza, THE FIFTH ELEMENT F Authentic Indian, South Indian and by Folio Weekly readers from 1996-2011. BW. L & D, daily. sandwiches, espresso, cappuccino. Revolving daily specials. B, Indochinese dishes made with artistic flair. Lunch buffet 303 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-0002. $ Tue.-Sun.; L & D, daily. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $$$ includes lamb, goat, chicken, tandoori and biryani items. CM. L ANGIE’S SUBS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Subs are madeTHE BLUE FISH RESTAURANT & OYSTER BAR Fresh seafood, & D, daily. 9485 Baymeadows Rd. 448-8265. $$ to-order fresh. Serious casual. Wicked good iced tea. 1436 steaks and more are served in a casual atmosphere. HalfGATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 8650 Baymeadows Beach Blvd. 246-2519. $ portions are available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 3551 St. Johns Rd. 448-0500. $$ BEACH BUDS CHICKEN F The family-owned place serves Ave., Shoppes of Avondale. 387-0700. $$$ INDIA RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Extensive marinated fried or baked chicken: family meals (kids like BRICK RESTAURANT F Creative all-American fare like tuna menu of entrées, clay-oven grilled Tandoori specialties and Peruvian nuggets), box lunches, gizzards, livers, 15 sides and fried or blackened shrimp, fish, conch fritters, deviled crabs. tartare, seaweed salad and Kobe burger. Outside dining. FB. L chicken tandoor, fish, seafood and korma. L, Mon.-Sat., D, TO. L & D, daily. 1289 Penman Road. 247-2828. $ & D, daily. 3585 St. Johns Ave. 387-0606. $$$ daily. 9802 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 8. 620-0777. $$ BEACHSIDE SEAFOOD RESTAURANT & MARKET F The THE CASBAH F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Middle Eastern LARRY’S GIANT SUBS F With locations all over Northeast full fresh seafood market serves seafood baskets, fish tacos, cuisine is served in a friendly atmosphere. BW. L & D, daily. Florida, Larry’s piles subs up with fresh fixins and serves ’em oyster baskets and Philly cheesesteaks. Dine indoors or 3628 St. Johns Ave. 981-9966. $$ fast. Some Larry’s Subs offer B & W and/or serve breakfast. CM. outside. Beach delivery. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 120 S. Third St. ESPETO BRAZILIAN STEAK HOUSE F Gauchos carve the L & D, daily. 3928 Baymeadows Rd., Ste. 9 (Goodby’s Creek), 444-8862. $$ meat onto your plate from serving tables. FB. D, Tue.-Sun., 737-7740; 8616 Baymeadows Rd. 739-2498. larryssubs.com $ BLUES ROCK CAFE Oceanfront dining experience, featuring an closed Mon. 4000 St. Johns Ave., Ste. 40. 388-4884. $$$ LEMONGRASS F Upscale Thai cuisine in a metropolitan Walter Coker

DINING GUIDE KEY

ARLINGTON, REGENCY

BAYMEADOWS

BEACHES

AVONDALE, ORTEGA

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GRILL ME! A WEEKLY Q&A WITH PEOPLE IN THE RESTAURANT BIZ

NAME: J.P. Morgan RESTAURANT: Mellow Mushroom, 9734 Deer Lake Court, Tinseltown BIRTHPLACE: Rome, Georgia YEARS IN THE BUSINESS: 14 FAVORITE RESTAURANT (other than my own): Morgan’s Mango, Cruz Bay, St. John USVI FAVORITE COOKING STYLE: Anything over an open flame. FAVORITE INGREDIENTS: Seafood. IDEAL MEAL: Shrimp cocktail with crabmeat appetizer. Bone-in ribeye and Caribbean lobster with truffle mashed potatoes and red wine. Creme brûlée for dessert. WOULDN’T EAT IF YOU PAID ME: I’ll try anything once.

Walter Coker

all-American menu, including crab cakes and wings, served in a relaxed atmosphere in the heart of the Beaches. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 831 N. First St. 249-0007. $$ BONGIORNO’S PHILLY STEAK SHOP F South Philly’s Bongiorno clan imports Amoroso rolls for Real Deal cheesesteak, Original Gobbler, clubs, wraps, burgers, dogs. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2294 Mayport Rd., Atlantic Beach. 246-3278. $$ BONO’S PIT BAR-B-Q F Baby back ribs, fried corn, sweet potatoes. BW. L & D, daily. 1307 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 270-2666. 1266 S. Third St. 249-8704. bonosbarbq.com $ BUDDHA’S BELLY F Authentic Thai dishes made with fresh ingredients using tried-and-true recipes. FB, TO. L & D, daily. 301 10th Ave. N. 372-9149. $$ BURRITO GALLERY EXPRESS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Gallery’s kid sister at the beach each is mostly take-out; same great chow, fast service. 1333 Third St. N. 242-8226. $ CAMPECHE BAY CANTINA F Homemade-style Mexican items are fajitas, enchiladas and fried ice cream, plus margaritas. FB. D, nightly. 127 First Ave. N. 249-3322. $$ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Springfield. 2429 S. 3rd St. 372-9000. $ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 320 N. First St. 270-8565. $$ COPPER TOP SOUTHERN AMERICAN CUISINE F (Formerly The Homestead) The menu features Southern favorites like fried chicken, collards, biscuits and cornbread, as well as fresh seafood, steaks, burgers and chops, served in a family atmosphere inside a cozy log cabin. CM, FB. Sunday brunch; L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1712 Beach Blvd. 249-4776. $$ CRAB CAKE FACTORY JAX F Chef Khan Vongdara presents an innovative menu of seafood dishes and seasonal favorites. FB. L & D daily. 1396 Beach Blvd., Beach Plaza. 247-9880. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner, serving burgers, sandwiches, nachos, tacos, quesadillas and cheese fries. 319 23rd Ave. S. 270-0356. $ CULHANE’S IRISH PUB Four Culhane sisters own and operate the authentic Irish pub, with faves Guinness stew, lamb sliders and fish pie. L, Fri.-Sun.; D, Tue.-Sun.; weekend brunch. FB, CM. 967 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 249-9595. $$ CYCLONES TEX-MEX CANTINA F The place has freshly made Tex-Mex favorites, including fajitas, enchiladas, tacos, burritos, tamales and taco salad. Lunch combos include Mexican rice and beans. FB. L & D, daily. 1222 Third St. S. 694-0488. $$ DICK’S WINGS F The NASCAR-themed place serves 365 varieties of wings. The menu also features half-pound burgers, ribs and salads. BW, TO. L & D daily. 2434 Mayport Road, Atlantic Beach, 372-0298. 311 N. Third St., 853-5004. $ DWIGHT’S The Mediterranean-style bistro features fresh local seafood, filet mignon, mixed grill and an extensive wine list. D, Tue.-Sat. 1527 Penman Rd. 241-4496. $$$$ ENGINE 15 BREWING COMPANY F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Jax Beach restaurant serves gastropub fare like soups, salads, flatbreads and specialty sandwiches, including BarBe-Cuban and beer dip. Daily specials, too. CM, BW. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 217. 249-2337. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 992 Beach Blvd. 249-3001. $ FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Casual dining with uptown Irish flair, including fish and chips, Guinness beef stew and black-and-tan brownies. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 333 N. First St. 242-9499. $$ THE FISH COMPANY F Fresh, local seafood is served, including Mayport shrimp, fish baskets, grilled tuna and an

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oyster bar. L & D, daily. CM, FB. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 12, Atlantic Beach. 246-0123. $$ HALA SANDWICH SHOP & BAKERY Authentic Middle Eastern favorites include gyros, shwarma, pita bread, made fresh daily. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 1451 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 249-2212. $$ HOT DOG HUT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. All-beef hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers, crab cakes, beer-battered onion rings and French fries. B. L, daily. 1439 Third St. S. 247-8886. $ ICHIBAN F Three dining areas: teppan or hibachi tables (watch a chef prepare your food), a sushi bar and Westernstyle seating offering tempura and teriyaki. FB, Japanese plum wine. L & D, daily. 675 N. Third St. 247-4688. $$ LYNCH’S IRISH PUB The full-service restaurant offers corned beef and cabbage, Shepherd’s pie and fish-n-chips. 30+ beers on tap. FB. L, Sat. & Sun., D, daily. 514 N. First St. 249-5181. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1080 Third St. N. 241-5600. $ MEZZA LUNA F A Beaches tradition for 20-plus years. Great food, from gourmet wood-fired pizzas to contemporary American cuisine. Inside or patio dining. Extensive wine list. CM, FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 110 First St., Neptune Beach. 249-5573. $$$ MOJO KITCHEN BBQ PIT & BLUES BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Traditional slow-cooked Southern barbecue served in a blues bar atmosphere. Favorites are pulled pork, Texas brisket and slow-cooked ribs. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1500 Beach Blvd. 247-6636. $$ MONKEY’S UNCLE TAVERN F For 25-plus years, Monkey’s has served pub grub, burgers, sandwiches, seafood and wings. Dine inside or out on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1850 S. Third St. 246-1070. $ NIPPERS BEACH GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Executive Chef Kenny Gilbert’s cuisine features local fare and innovative dishes, served in an island atmosphere. Dine inside or out on the tiki deck. FB. L & D, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 2309 Beach Blvd. 247-3300. $$ NORTH BEACH BISTRO Casual dining with an elegant touch, like slow-cooked veal osso buco; calypso crusted mahi mahi with spiced plantain chips. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 725 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 6, Atlantic Beach. 372-4105. $$$ OCEAN 60 A prix fixe menu is offered. Continental cuisine, with fresh seafood, nightly specials and a changing seasonal menu. Dine in a formal dining room or casual Martini Room. D, Mon.Sat. 60 Ocean Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 247-0060. $$$ PACO’S MEXICAN GRILL Serving Baja-style Mexican cuisine, featuring carne asada, tacos, burritos, fish tacos and shrimp burritos. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 333 First St. N. 208-5097. $ PARSONS SEAFOOD RESTAURANT F The family-style restaurant has an outdoor patio and an extensive menu, including the mariner’s platter and the Original Dreamboat. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 904 Sixth Ave. S. 249-0608. $$ THE PIER RESTAURANT F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The oceanfront restaurant offers fresh, local fare served on two floors — upstairs, it’s Chef’s Menu, with stuffed flounder, pork tenderloin, appetizers. Downstairs bar and patio offer casual items, daily drink specials. CM, FB. D, daily; L & D, weekends; brunch, Sun. 412 First St. N. 246-6454. $$ PHILLY’S FINEST F Authentic Philly-style cheesesteaks made with imported Amorosa rolls. Hoagies, wings and pizza ... cold beer, too. FB. L & D, daily. 1527 N. Third St. 241-7188. $$ RAGTIME TAVERN SEAFOOD GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Beaches landmark serves grilled seafood with

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a Cajun/Creole accent. Hand-crafted cold beer. FB. L & D, daily. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ SALT LIFE FOOD SHACK F Best of Jax 2011 winner. An array of specialty menu items, including signature tuna poke bowl, fresh rolled sushi, Ensenada tacos and local fried shrimp, in a casual, trendy open-air space. FB, TO, CM. L & D, daily. 1018 Third St. N. 372-4456. $$ SNEAKERS SPORTS GRILLE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. 111 Beach Blvd. 482-1000. $$ SUN DOG STEAK & SEAFOOD F Eclectic American fare, art deco décor with an authentic diner feel. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$ TACOLU BAJA MEXICANA F Fresh, Baja-style Mexican fare, with a focus on fish tacos and tequila, as well as fried cheese, bangin’ shrimp and verde chicken tacos. Valet parking. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 1183 Beach Blvd. 249-8226. $$ TROPICAL SMOOTHIE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. With 12 locations in Northeast Florida, Tropical Smoothie’s got us covered. Serving breakfast, wraps, sandwiches, flatbreads and smoothies — lowfat, fruity, coffees, supplements. CM. Open daily. 1230 Beach Blvd., 242-4940. 251 Third St., Neptune Beach, 247-8323. $ THE WINE BAR The casual neighborhood place has a tapasstyle menu, fire-baked flatbreads and a wine selection. Tue.Sun. 320 N. First St. 372-0211. $$

DOWNTOWN

(The Jacksonville Landing venues are at 2 Independent Drive) ADAMS STREET DELI & GRILL The lunch spot serves wraps, including grilled chicken, and salads, including Greek salad. L, Mon.-Fri. 126 W. Adams St. 475-1400. $$ BURRITO GALLERY & BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Southwest cuisine, traditional American salads. Burritos and more burritos. Onsite art gallery. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-2922. $ CAFÉ NOLA AT MOCA JAX On the first floor of Museum of Contemporary Art, Cafe Nola serves shrimp and grits, gourmet sandwiches, fresh fish tacos, homemade desserts. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Thur. 333 N. Laura St. 366-6911 ext. 231. $$ CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. The Jacksonville Landing. 354-7747. $$$ CITY HALL PUB A sports bar vibe: 16 big-screen HDTVs. Angus burgers, dogs, sandwiches, AYCE wings buffet. FB. Free downtown area lunch delivery. L & D, daily. 234 Randolph Blvd. 356-6750. $$ DE REAL TING CAFE F The popular restaurant offers a Caribbean lunch buffet Tue.-Fri. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 128 W. Adams St. 633-9738. $ FIONN MACCOOL’S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT Brand new location. See Beaches. FB, CM. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 176. 374-1247. $$ INDOCHINE Best of Jax 2011 winner. Serving Thai and Southeast Asian cuisine in the core of downtown. Signature dishes include favorites like chicken Satay, soft shell crab, and mango and sticky rice for dessert. BW, FB, TO. L, Mon.-Fri., D, Tue.-Sat. 21 E. Adams St. 598-5303. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE Family-owned-and-operated. Jenkins offers beef, pork, chicken, homemade desserts. L & D, daily. 830 N. Pearl St. 353-6388. $ TRELLISES HYATT REGENCY This American cuisine restaurant offers a breakfast buffet with made-to-order omelet station and a la carte items. Signature lunch and dinner entrees include grouper salad, Angus burgers, Reubens, French onion grilled cheese, seafood and steaks. Wed. night Pastabilities. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 225 East Coastline Dr. 634-4540. $$$ KOJA SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Sushi, Japanese, Asian and Korean cuisine. Indoor and outdoor dining and bar. FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing. 350-9911. $$ NORTHSTAR SUBSTATION F This place features brick-ovenbaked pizzas, grinders, wings, Philly cheesesteaks, custom sandwiches and fries served in a laid-back setting. FB, 27 beers on draft. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 119 E. Bay St. 860-5451. $ OLIO MARKET F Freshly prepared sandwiches, salads, soups and entrées. In the Churchwell Lofts building, Olio partners eclectic tastes with Old World ambiance in a casual renovated space. L, Mon.-Fri.; late Art Walk. 301 E. Bay St. 356-7100. $$ THE SKYLINE DINING & CONFERENCE CENTER Weekday lunch includes salad bar, hot meals and a carving station. L, Mon.-Fri.; L, Sun. upon request. FB. 50 N. Laura St., Ste. 3550. 791-9797. $$ VITO’S ITALIAN CAFE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic Italian oven-baked pasta dishes, pizza, veal, chicken and seafood items made with fresh ingredients. CM, FB. L & D, daily. The Jacksonville Landing, Ste. 174. 355-0064. $$ ZODIAC GRILL F Serving Mediterranean cuisine and American favorites, with a popular lunch buffet. FB. L & D, daily. 120 W. Adams St. 354-8283. $

FLEMING ISLAND

CHICAGO PIZZA & SPORTS GRILLE F See Baymeadows. 406 Old Hard Road, Ste. 106. 213-7779. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F See Riverside. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 1915 East West Pkwy., 541-0009. $ HONEY B’S CAFE Breakfast includes omelets, pancakes, French toast. Lunch offers entrée salads, quiches, build-yourown burgers. Peanut butter pie is a favorite. Tea parties every

Sat. B & L, daily. 3535 U.S. 17, Ste. 8. 264-7325. $$ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal. 1571 C.R. 220, Ste. 100. 215-2223. $ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See St. Johns Town Center. 1800 Town Center Pkwy. 541-1999. $ MOJO SMOKEHOUSE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. FB. L & D, daily. 1810 Town Ctr. Blvd. 264-0636. $$ WHITEY’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The renowned seafood place, family-owned since 1963, specializes in AYCE freshwater catfish. Also steaks, pastas. Outdoor waterfront dining. Come by car, boat or bike. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 2032 C.R. 220. 269-4198. $

INTRACOASTAL

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 14286 Beach Blvd. (at San Pablo Rd.) 223-0991. $ BIG DAWG’S SPORTS RESTAURANT F The family-friendly casual sports restaurant offers wings, burgers, sandwiches, wraps and specialty salads. Kids can choose from the Puppy Chow menu. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12630 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 551-3059. $$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA, PASTA, PANINIS F Brucci’s offers authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas and desserts in a family atmosphere. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 13500 Beach Blvd., Ste. 36. 223-6913. $ CLIFF’S ROCKIN’ BAR-N-GRILL F Cliff’s features 8-ounce burgers, wings, steak, seafood, homemade pizza and daily specials. FB. L & D, daily. Smoking permitted. 3033 Monument Rd., Ste. 2, Cobblestone Plaza. 645-5162. $$ ISTANBUL MEDITERRANEAN & ITALIAN CUISINE F A varied menu offers European cuisine including lamb, beef and chicken dishes, as well as pizza and wraps. BW. L & D, daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 26. 220-9192. $$ JERRY’S SPORTS GRILLE & STEAKHOUSE F The menu includes wings, hamburgers, Ahi tuna and handcut steaks. CM, FB. Daily. 13170 Atlantic Blvd., Ste. 22. 220-6766. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Family-ownedand-operated, serving authentic Mexican cuisine, like tamales, fajitas, pork tacos, in a casual family atmosphere. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 14333 Beach Blvd. 992-1666. $ MILANO’S RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA Homemade Italian cuisine, breads, pizzas, calzones and specialty dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 646-9119. $$ THAI ORCHID F The restaurant serves authentic Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, including pad Thai, Thai curry dishes and rice dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 12620 Beach Blvd., Ste. 4. 683-1286. $$ TIME OUT SPORTS GRILL F Wings, gourmet pizza, fresh seafood and specialty wraps. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L & D, Sat. & Sun. 13799 Beach Blvd., Ste. 5. 223-6999. $$

JULINGTON, NW ST. JOHNS

BLACKSTONE GRILLE The menu blends flavors from a variety of cultures and influences for modern American fusion cuisine, served in a bistro-style setting. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri., D, Sat.; Sun. brunch. 112 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 102. 287-0766. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F See Intracoastal. 540 S.R. 13, Ste. 10, Fruit Cove. 287-8317. $$ HAPPY OURS SPORTS GRILLE F Wings, big salads, burgers, wraps and sandwiches. Sports events on HDTVs. CM, FB. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 101. 683-1964. $ PIZZA PALACE F See San Marco. 116 Bartram Oaks Walk. 230-2171. $ VINO’S PIZZA Vino’s Pizza – with four Jacksonville locations – makes all their Italian and American dishes with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. 605 S.R. 13, Ste. 103. 230-6966. $ WAKAME JAPANESE & THAI CUISINE F The fine dining restaurant offers authentic Japanese and Thai cuisine, including a full sushi menu, curries and pad dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 104 Bartram Oaks Walk, Ste. 108. 230-6688. $$

MANDARIN

AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 11190 San Jose Blvd. 260-4115. $ AW SHUCKS F The seafood place features an oyster bar, steaks, seafood, wings and pasta. Favorites are ahi tuna, shrimp & grits, oysters Rockefeller, pitas and kabobs. Sweet potato puffs are the signature side. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9743 Old St. Augustine Rd. 240-0368. $$ THE BLUE CRAB CRABHOUSE F A Maryland-style crabhouse featuring fresh blue crabs, garlic crabs, and king, snow and Dungeness crab legs. FB, CM. D, Tue.-Sat.; L & D, Sun. 3057 Julington Creek Rd. 260-2722. $$ BROOKLYN PIZZA F The traditional pizzeria serves New Yorkstyle pizza, specialty pies, and subs, strombolis and calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 11406 San Jose Blvd. 288-9211. 13820 St. Augustine Rd. 880-0020. $ CASA MARIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Springfield. L & D, daily. 14965 Old St. Augustine Rd. 619-8186. $$ CLARK’S FISH CAMP F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Clark’s has steak, ribs, AYCE catfish dinners, 3-pound prime rib. Dine in, out or in a creek-view glass-enclosed room. FB. D, Mon.-Fri.; L

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this is a copyright protected proof © & D, Sat. & Sun. 12903 Hood Landing Rd. 268-3474. $$ DON JUAN’S RESTAURANT F Authentic Mexican dishes prepared daily from scratch, served in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 12373 San Jose Blvd. 268-8722. $$ GIGI’S RESTAURANT Breakfast buffet daily, lunch buffet weekdays. The Comedy Zone (Best of Jax 2011 winner) has an appetizer menu. FB. B, L & D, daily. I-295 & San Jose Blvd. (Ramada Inn). 268-8080. $$ (Fri. & Sat. buffet, $$$) GOLDEN CORRAL Family-friendly place; legendary buffet featuring familiar favorites and new items. B, L & D, daily. 11470 San Jose Blvd. 886-9699. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F See Southside. 9735 Old St. Augustine Rd. 288-8890. $$ HARMONIOUS MONKS The American-style steakhouse features a 9-oz. choice Angus center-cut filet topped with gorgonzola shiitake mushroom cream sauce, 8-oz. gourmet burgers, fall-off-the-bone ribs, wraps, sandwiches. FB. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 10550 Old St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 30. 880-3040. $$ KOBE JAPANESE RESTAURANT The fusion-style sushi restaurant offers oyster shooters, kobe beef shabu-shabu, Chilean sea bass and filet mignon. BW & sake. L & D, daily. 11362 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 8. 288-7999. $$ MAMA FU’S ASIAN HOUSE MSG-free pan-Asian cuisine prepared to order in woks using fresh ingredients. Authentic Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 11105 San Jose Blvd. 260-1727. $$ MANDARIN ALE HOUSE Laid-back atmosphere; 30-plus beers on tap. FB. L & D, daily. 11112 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 19. 292-0003. $$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 12807 San Jose Blvd. 638-6185. $$ NATIVE SUN NATURAL FOODS MARKET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Organic supermarket with full deli and salad bar serving wraps, quesadillas, chopped salads, vegetarian dishes. Fresh juice and smoothie bar. Indoor and outdoor seating. Mon.-Sat. 10000 San Jose Blvd. 260-6950. $ PICASSO’S PIZZERIA F Specializes in hand-tossed gourmet pizza, calzones, homemade New York-style cheesecake and handmade pasta. Fresh local seafood and steaks. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 10503 San Jose Blvd. 880-0811. $$ SIMPLE FAIRE F Breakfast and lunch favorites, featuring Boar’s Head meats and cheeses served on fresh bread. Daily specials. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3020 Hartley Rd. 683-2542. $$ TANK’S FAMILY BAR-B-Q Owned and operated by the Tankersley family, the barbecue place offers made-from-scratch Southern-style fare, featuring their own sauces. CM, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 11701 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 23. 351-8265. $$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. L & D, daily. 4268 Oldfield Crossing Dr. 268-6660. $ WHOLE FOODS MARKET F 100+ prepared items at a fullservice and self-service hot bar, soup bar, dessert bar. Madeto-order Italian specialties from a brick oven pizza hearth. L & D, daily. 10601 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 22. 288-1100. $$

ORANGE PARK

ARON’S PIZZA F The family-owned restaurant offers eggplant dishes, manicotti and New York-style pizza. BW, CM, TO. L & D daily. 650 Park Ave. 269-1007. $$ BLU TAVERN F The restaurant, serving global cuisine, has an upscale feel with a casual atmosphere. Favorites include bread pudding and specialty appetizers. Blu also serves pasta dishes, burgers, seafood, pork, beef and steaks. CM, FB. L & D, daily; B, Sat. & Sun. only. 1635 Wells Rd. 644-7731. $$ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F For 18-plus years, the sports-themed family restaurant has served wings, ribs, entrees, sandwiches. FB. L & D, daily. 9680 Argyle Forest Blvd. 425-6466. $$ THE HILLTOP CLUB She-crab soup, scallops, prime beef, wagyu beef, chicken Florentine, stuffed grouper. Chef Nick’s salmon is a favorite. FB. D, Tue.-Sat. 2030 Wells Rd. 272-5959. $$ JOEY MOZARELLAS The Italian restaurant’s specialty is a 24-slice pizza: 18”x26” of fresh ingredients and sauces made daily. CM, TO. L & D, daily. 930 Blanding Blvd. 579-4748. $$ PASTA MARKET & CLAM BAR F Family-owned-and-operated. Gourmet pizza, veal, chicken, mussels, shrimp, grouper. The pastas: spaghetti, fettuccine, lasagna, calzones, linguini, ravioli, made with fresh ingredients, homemade-style. Daily specials. CM, BW, sangria. 1930 Kingsley Ave. 276-9551. D, nightly. $$ POMPEII COAL-FIRED PIZZA F Pizzas are baked in coal-fired ovens. Popular pizzas include Health Choice and Mozzarella. Coal-fired sandwiches and wings, too. BW. L & D, daily. 2134 Park Ave. 264-6116. $$ THE ROADHOUSE F Burgers, wings, deli sandwiches and popular lunches are served. FB. L & D, daily. 231 Blanding Blvd. 264-0611. $ THAI GARDEN F Traditional Thai cuisine made with fresh ingredients, served in a relaxed atmosphere. Curry dishes and specialty selections with authentic Thai flavors. BW. L, Mon.Fri.; D, nightly. 10 Blanding Blvd., Ste. A. 272-8434. $$

PONTE VEDRA, NE ST. JOHNS

AL’S PIZZA F See Beaches. BW. L & D, daily. 635 A1A. 543-1494. $ AQUA GRILL Upscale cuisine includes fresh seafood, Angus steaks, Maine lobster, vegetarian dishes. Outdoor patio seating. FB. L, Mon.-Sat.; D, nightly. 950 Sawgrass Village Dr.

285-3017. $$$ BRUCCI’S PIZZA F Authentic New York-style pizza, Italian pastas, paninis, desserts. Family atmosphere. CM. L & D, daily. 880 A1A, Ste. 8. 280-7677. $$ CAFFE ANDIAMO Traditional Italian cuisine features fresh seafood, veal, homemade pastas and wood-fired promise ofpizza benefit prepared in a copper clad oven. An extensive wine list is offered in a cosmopolitan atmosphere. Dine indoors or Out on the terrace. L & D, daily. 500 Sawgrass Village. 280-2299. $$$ LULU’S WATERFRONT GRILLE F On the Intracoastal Waterway, LuLu’s can be reached by car or by boat. Seafood, steaks and pasta dishes with a sophisticated flair. FB. L & D, daily; Sun. brunch. 301 N. Roscoe Blvd. 285-0139. $$ NINETEEN AT TPC SAWGRASS In Sawgrass’ Tournament Players Club, Nineteen features more than 230 wines and freshly prepared American and Continental cuisine, including local seafood, served inside or al fresco on the verandah. L & D, daily. 110 Championship Way. 273-3235. $$$ PUSSER’S BAR & GRILLE F Freshly prepared Caribbean cuisine, including red snapper Ponte Vedra Jamaican grilled pork ribs and barbecued salmon tower. Tropical rum drinks feature Pusser’s Painkiller. FB. L & D, daily. 816 A1A N., Ste. 100. 280-7766. L, $$; D, $$ RESTAURANT MEDURE Chef Matthew Medure offers eclectic cuisine featuring local and imported seafood with Southern and Asian influences. F/B. D, Mon.-Sat. 818 A1A N. 543-3797. $$$ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 8141 A1A. 285-0014. $$$$ 619 OCEAN VIEW Dining with a Mediterranean touch, featuring fresh seafood, steaks and nightly specials. FB, CM. D, Wed.-Sun. 619 Ponte Vedra Blvd., Cabana Beach Club. 285-6198. $$$ URBAN FLATS Ancient world-style flatbread is paired with fresh regional and seasonal ingredients in wraps, flatwiches and entrées, served in a casual, urban atmosphere. An international wine list is offered. FB. L & D, daily. 330 A1A N. 280-5515. $$

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AJ’S ON PARK STREET F AJ’s is a casual barbecue spot serving smoked St. Louis-style ribs, pulled pork, smoked brisket, seafood and dishes made with a Latin touch. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 630 Park St. 359-0035. $$ ALPHADOG GRILL F This brand-new fun place in Riverside features gourmet hot dogs — like Ragin’ Cajun (andouille sausage covered in jambalaya) and The Hippie (veggie dog) — and sausages, grilled chicken wraps, soups, salads, appetizers and wings. L & D, daily. BW. 2782 Park St. 374-8715. $ AL’S PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 1620 Margaret St. 388-8384. $ BAKERY MODERNE F The neighborhood bakery offers classic pastries, artisanal breads, seasonal favorites, all made from scratch, including popular petit fours and custom cakes. B & L, daily. 869 Stockton St., Ste. 6, Riverside. 389-7117. $ CARMINE’S PIE HOUSE F The Italian eatery serves pizza by the slice, gourmet pizzas, appetizers, classic Italian dishes — calzone, stromboli, subs, panini — wings, and microbrews in a casual atmosphere. BW, CM, TO. 2677 Forbes St. 387-1400. $$ COOL MOOSE F Classic sandwiches, eclectic wraps and desserts. An extensive gourmet coffee menu with Green Mountain coffees and frozen coffee drinks. B & L, daily. Brunch, Sun. 2708 Park St. 381-4242. $ CROSS CREEK See Springfield. 850 S. Lane Ave. 783-9579. $$ EUROPEAN STREET CAFÉ F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 2753 Park St. 384-9999. $ GATOR’S DOCKSIDE F See Orange Park. 6677 103rd St., Westside, 777-6135. $$ GRASSROOTS NATURAL MARKET F A deli, organic and natural grocery, and juice & smoothie bar offers teas, coffees, gourmet cheeses; natural, organic and raw items. Grab-andgo sandwiches, salads and sides. Craft beers, organic wines. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat.; L, Sun. 2007 Park St. 384-4474. $ HJ’S BAR & GRILL Traditional American fare: burgers, sandwiches, wraps and platters of ribs, shrimp and fish. CM, FB. L & D, Sat. & Sun., D, Mon.-Fri. 8540 Argyle Forest Blvd., Ste. 1. 317-2783. $$ HOVAN MEDITERRANEAN GOURMET F Dine inside or on the patio. Mediterranean entrées include lamb, and beef gyros. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 2005-1 Park St. 381-9394. $ JOHNNY’S DELI & GRILL F A Riverside tradition, serving 60+ fresh deli and grill items, including hot sandwiches. L, Mon.Fri. 474 Riverside Ave. 356-8055. $ KICKBACKS GASTROPUB F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The neighborhood hot spot serves pub favorites 20 hours a day, every day. The full bar has over 655 bottled beers, 84 on tap. Outdoor seating. CM. 910 King St. 388-9551. $$ MONROE’S SMOKEHOUSE BBQ Smoked meats include wings, pulled pork, brisket, turkey and ribs. Homemade-style sides include green beans, baked beans, red cole slaw, collards. BW, CM. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4838 Highway Ave., 389-5551. $$ MOON RIVER PIZZA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Amelia Island. 1176 Edgewood Ave. S. 389-4442. $ MOSSFIRE GRILL F Southwestern menu with ahi tuna tacos, goat cheese enchiladas and gouda quesadillas. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 1537 Margaret St. 355-4434. $$

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Pulp is a happening juice bar featuring fresh juices, frozen yogurts, and a plethora of smoothies, coffees and teas, on the square across from the lions in San Marco. O’BROTHERS IRISH PUB F Innovative Irish fare and traditional faves are offered, like lambburger with Stilton crust, Guinness mac & cheese, Shepherd’s pie and fish-nchips — plus 18 beers on tap. L, daily except Mon.; D, daily. CM, FB. 1521 Margaret St. 854-9300. $$ PERARD’S PIZZA & ITALIAN CUISINE F Traditional Italian fare is prepared with fresh sauces and dough made from scratch daily, along with a large selection of gourmet pizza toppings. CM, BW. L & D, daily. 11043 Crystal Springs Rd., Ste. 2. 378-8131. $ PERFECT RACK BILLIARDS F Upscale billiards hall has burgers, steak, deli sandwiches, wings. Family-friendly, non-smoking. BW, CM. L & D, daily. 1186 Edgewood Ave. S., Murray Hill. 738-7645. $ PIZZA PALACE ON PARK F See San Marco. Outdoor seating. 920 Margaret St., 5 Points. 598-1212. $$ SAKE HOUSE F Japanese grill and sushi bar features sushi, sashimi, katsu, tempura, hibachi and specialty rolls. CM, BW, sake. L & D, daily. 824 Lomax St. 301-1188. $$ SUMO SUSHI F Authentic Japanese fare, traditional to entrees and sushi rolls, spicy sashimi salad, gyoza (pork dumpling), tobiko (flying fish roe), Rainbow roll (tuna, salmon, yellowtail, Calif. roll). BW, CM. L & D, daily. 2726 Park St. 388-8838. $$ SUSHI CAFÉ The café in Riverside Publix Plaza features a variety of sushi, including the popular Monster Roll and the Jimmy Smith Roll, along with faves like Rock-n-Roll and Dynamite Roll. Sushi Café also offers hibachi, tempura, katsu and teriyaki. BW. Dine indoors or on the patio. L & D, daily. 2025 Riverside Ave. 384-2888. $$ TASTI D-LITE Health-conscious desserts include smoothies, shakes, sundaes, cakes and pies, made with fresh ingredients with fewer calories and less fat. More than 100 flavors. Open daily. 1024 Park St. 900-3040. $ 13 GYPSIES F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The neighborhood eatery is intimate and casual, serving tapas, shrimp dishes, salads and pressed sandwiches made from scratch. BW. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 887 Stockton St. 389-0330. $$ TWO DOORS DOWN F Former Tad’s owner offers traditional faves: hotcakes, omelets, burgers, pork chops, liver & onions, fried chicken, sides and desserts. CM, TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 436 Park St. 598-0032. $ WALKERS The nightspot has a tapas menu plus a wide variety of wines, served in a rustic, intimate atmosphere. BW. Tue.-Sat. 2692 Post St. 894-7465. $ WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE buffet. Sushi bar, sashimi, hibachi, teriyaki, tempura, steak, seafood. BW. L & D, daily. 1014 Margaret St., Ste. 1, 5 Points. 301-1199. $$

ST. AUGUSTINE

A1A ALE WORKS F The Ancient City’s only brew pub taps seven hand-crafted ales and lagers. A1A specializes in innovative New World cuisine. FB. L & D, daily. 1 King St. 829-2977. $$ AMICI ITALIAN RESTAURANT F A family-owned-andoperated Italian restaurant offers traditional pasta, veal, steak and seafood dishes. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 1915B A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 461-0102. $$ ANN O’MALLEY’S F Fresh handmade sandwiches, soups, salads and perfectly poured Guinness. Favorites include Reubens and chicken salad. CM, BW, Irish beers on tap. L & D, daily. 23 Orange St. 825-4040. $$ BARNACLE BILL’S F For 30 years, the family restaurant has served seafood, oysters, gator tail, steak and fried shrimp. FB,

CM, TO. L & D daily; 14 Castillo Drive, 824-3663. $$ THE BLACK MOLLY BAR & GRILL Fresh, local seafood, steaks and pasta dishes in a casual atmosphere. FB, CM. L & D daily. 504 Geoffrey St., Cobblestone Plaza. 547-2723. $$ BORRILLO’S PIZZA & SUBS F Specialty pizzas are Borrillo’s Supreme (extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage), white and vegetarian pizzas. Subs and pasta dinners. L & D, daily. 88 San Marco Ave. 829-1133. $ CAFÉ ATLANTICO Traditional and new Italian dishes served in an intimate space. Master Chef Paolo Pece prepares risotto alla pescatora, with shrimp, scallops and seasonal shellfish, in a parmesan cheese basket. BW. D, nightly. 647 A1A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-7332. $$$ CAFÉ ELEVEN F Serving eclectic cuisine like feta spinach egg croissant, apple turkey sandwich, pear-berry salad. Daily chef creations. BW. B, L & D, daily. 501 A1A Beach Blvd. 4609311. B, $; L & D, $$ CAP’S ON THE WATER F The Vilano Beach mainstay offers coastal cuisine – tapas platters, cioppino, fresh local shrimp, raw oyster bar – indoors or on an oak-shaded deck. Boat access. FB. L, Fri.-Sun., D, nightly. 4325 Myrtle St., Vilano Beach. 824-8794. $$ CARMELO’S PIZZERIA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Authentic New York style brick-oven-baked pizza, fresh baked sub rolls, Boars Head meats and cheeses, fresh salads, calzones, strombolis and sliced pizza specials. BW. L & D, daily. 146 King St. 494-6658. $$ CELLAR 6 ART GALLERY & WINE BAR Wolfgang Puck coffees, handmade desserts and light bistro-style fare amid local art. BW. Mon.-Sat. 6 Aviles St. 827-9055. $$ CREEKSIDE DINERY Creekside serves beef, chicken and seafood, with an emphasis on low-country cooking. Outdoor deck with a fire pit. FB. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 3 St. George St. 824-6993. $ THE FLORIDIAN The downtown restaurant serves innovative Southern fare, made with local farmers’ local food. Signature items: fried green tomato bruschetta, ’N’grits with shrimp, fish or tofu. L & D, Wed.-Mon. 39 Cordova St. 829-0655. $$ GYPSY CAB COMPANY F Best of Jax 2011 winner. International menu features large portions, reasonable prices. FB. L & D, daily. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$ HARRY’S SEAFOOD BAR & GRILLE F In a historic, two-story house, the New Orleans-style eatery has fresh seafood, steaks, jambalaya, etouffée and shrimp. FB. L & D, daily. 46 Avenida Menendez. 824-7765. $$ KINGFISH GRILL At Vilano Bridge’s west end, Kingfish Grill offers casual waterside dining indoors and on the deck, featuring fresh daily catch, house specialties and sushi. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 252 Yacht Club Drive. 824-2111. $$ KINGS HEAD BRITISH PUB F Authentic Brit pub serves fish & chips, Cornish pastie and steak & kidney pie. Tap beers are Guinness, Newcastle and Bass. BW. L & D, Wed.-Sun. 6460 U.S. 1 (4 miles N. of St. Augustine Airport.) 823-9787. $$ THE MANATEE CAFÉ F Serving healthful cuisine using organically grown fruits, vegetables, grains and legumes. B & L, daily. 525 S.R. 16, Ste. 106, Westgate Plaza. 826-0210. $ MANGO MANGO’S BEACHSIDE BAR & GRILL F Caribbean kitchen has comfort food with a tropical twist: coconut shrimp and fried plantains. BW, CM. Outdoor dining. 700 A1A Beach Blvd., (A Street access) St. Augustine Beach. 461-1077. $$

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MILL TOP TAVERN F A St. Auggie institution housed in an 1884 building, serving nachos, soups, sandwiches and daily specials. Dine inside or on open-air decks. At the big mill wheel. FB. L & D, daily. 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. $$ OASIS RESTAURANT & DECK F Just a block from the ocean, with a tropical atmosphere and open-air deck. Steamed oysters, crab legs, burgers. CM, FB. B, L & D, daily. 4000 A1A & Ocean Trace Rd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-3424. $ THE PRESENT MOMENT CAFÉ Best of Jax 2011 winner. The cozy café serves organic, vegan and vegetarian dishes, pizza, pastas, hummus and milkshakes — all prepared without meat, dairy, wheat or an oven. Organic BW. TO. B, L & D, Mon.-Sat. 224 W. King St. 827-4499. $ PURPLE OLIVE INTERNATIONAL BISTRO F Family-ownedand-operated, offering specials, fresh artisan breads. Soups, salad dressings and desserts made from scratch. BW. D, Tue.Sat. 4255 A1A S., Ste. 6, St. Augustine Beach. 461-1250. $$ RAINTREE Located in a Victorian home, Raintree offers a menu with contemporary and traditional international influences. Extensive wine list. FB. D, daily. 102 San Marco Ave. 824-7211. $$$ THE REEF RESTAURANT F Casual oceanfront place with a view from every table. Fresh local seafood, steak, pasta dishes and daily chef specials. Outdoor dining. FB, CM, TO. L & D daily. 4100 Coastal Hwy. A1A, Vilano Beach. 824-8008. $$ SOUTH BEACH GRILL Located off A1A, south of the S.R. 206 bridge, the two-story beachy destination offers casual oceanfront dining and fresh local seafood. Dine indoors or out on a beachfront deck. FB. B, L & D daily. 45 Cubbedge Road, Crescent Beach. 471-8700. $ SPY GLOBAL CUISINE & LOUNGE In the historic district, Spy features James Bond-themed sushi and Mediterraneaninfluenced global cuisine on the seasonal menu, including fresh — never frozen — Hawaiian seafood. Dine indoors or out on the patio. Upstairs lounge, too. Great selection of chilled sakes. BW, CM. D, nightly. 21 Hypolita St. 819-5637. $$$ SUNSET GRILLE Casual Key West style, seafood-heavy menu — it’s a consistent Great Chowder Debate winner. Specialties include baby back ribs, lobster ravioli, coconut shrimp and datil pepper wings with bleu cheese dressing. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 421 A1A Beach Blvd. 471-5555. $$$ THE TASTING ROOM, WINE & TAPAS Owned by Michael Lugo, the upscale contemporary Spanish restaurant fuses innovative tapas with an extensive wine list. L, Wed.-Sun.; D, nightly. 25 Cuna St. 810-2400. $$

ST. JOHNS TOWN CENTER, TINSELTOWN

BLACKFINN AMERICAN GRILLE With four dining rooms, BlackFinn offers classic American fare: beef, seafood, pasta, chicken, flatbread sandwiches. Dine indoors or on the patio. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 4840 Big Island Dr. 345-3466. $$ CORNER BISTRO & WINE BAR F Casual fine dining. The menu blends modern American favorites served with international flair. FB. L & D, Tue.-Sun. 9823 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 1. 619-1931. $$$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 9734 Deer Lake Ct., Ste. 11. 646-2874. $ FIVE GUYS BURGERS & FRIES Best of Jax 2011 winner. 13249 City Square Dr., 751-9711. 9039 Southside Blvd., 5389100. 4413 Town Center Pkwy., Ste. 401, 996-6900. $ THE FLAME BROILER Serving food with no transfat, MSG, frying, or skin on meat. Fresh veggies, steamed brown or white rice along with grilled beef, chicken and Korean short ribs are featured. CM, TO. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Circle, Ste. 103. 619-2786. $ THE GRAPE BISTRO & WINE BAR F More than 145 wines, and gourmet tapas for pairing. Wide beer selection. L & D, daily. 10281 Midtown Parkway, Ste. 119. 642-7111. $$ ISLAND GIRL WINE & CIGAR BAR F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Upscale tropical vibe. Walk-in humidor, pairing apps and desserts with 25 wines, ports by the glass. 220+ wines by the bottle; draft, bottled beer. L & D, daily. 7860 Gate Pkwy., Ste. 115. 854-6060. $$ JOHNNY ANGELS F The menu reflects its ’50s-style décor, including Blueberry Hill pancakes, Fats Domino omelet, Elvis special combo platter. Shakes, malts. B, L & D, daily. 3546 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S., Ste. 120. 997-9850. $ LIBRETTO’S PIZZERIA & ITALIAN KITCHEN F Authentic NYC pizzeria serves Big Apple crust, cheese and sauce, along with third-generation family-style Italian classics, fresh-from-theoven calzones, and desserts in a casual, comfy setting. L & D, daily. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 402-8888. $$ LIME LEAF F Authentic Thai cuisine: fresh papaya salad, pad Thai, mango sweet rice. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 9822 Tapestry Park Cir., Stes. 108 & 109. 645-8568. $$ MELLOW MUSHROOM PIZZA BAKERS F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Tossed spring water dough, lean meats, veggies and vegetarian choices make up specialty pizzas, hoagies and calzones. FB. L & D, daily. 9734 Deer Lake Court (at Tinseltown). 997-1955. mellowmushroom.com $ MITCHELL’S FISH MARKET F A changing menu of more than 180 items includes cedar-roasted Atlantic salmon and seared salt-and-pepper tuna. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 5205 Big Island Dr., St. Johns Town Ctr. 645-3474. $$$ MOCHI FROZEN YOGURT Best of Jax 2011 winner. Non-fat, low-calorie, cholesterol-free frozen yogurt is served in flavors that change weekly. Toppings include a variety of fruit and

nuts. 4860 Big Island Dr. 807-9292. $ THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HOUSE F The recipes, unique to the Pancake House, call for only the freshest ingredients. CM. B, L & D, daily. 10208 Buckhead Branch Dr. 997-6088. $$ OTAKI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE F Family-owned with an open sushi bar, hibachi grill tables and an open kitchen. Dine indoor or out. FB, CM, TO. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 7860 Gate Parkway, Stes. 119-122. 854-0485. $$$ RENNA’S PIZZA F Renna’s serves up New York-style pizza, calzones, subs and lasagna made from authentic Italian recipes. Delivery, CM, BW. 4624 Town Crossing Dr., Ste. 125, St. Johns Town Center. 565-1299. rennaspizza.com $$ SEVEN BRIDGES GRILLE & BREWERY F Innovative menu of fresh local grilled seafood, sesame tuna, grouper Oscar, chicken, steak and pizza. Microbrewed ales and lagers. FB. L & D, daily. 9735 Gate Pkwy. N. 997-1999. $$ SOUTHSIDE ALE HOUSE F Steaks, seafood, sandwiches. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 9711 Deer Lake Court. 565-2882. $$ STEAMERS CAFE F Steamers’ menu has all-natural and organic items, including wraps, sandwiches, subs, soups, steamer bowls, smoothies and fresh juices. Daily lunch specials. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4320 Deerwood Lake Parkway, Ste. 106. 646-4527. $ SUITE Best of Jax 2011 winner. St. Johns Town Center premium lounge and restaurant offer chef-driven small plates and an extensive list of specialty cocktails, served in a sophisticated atmosphere. FB. D & late-nite, nightly. 4880 Big Island Dr., Ste. 1. 493-9305. $$ TAVERNA YAMAS The Greek restaurant serves char-broiled kabobs, seafood and traditional Greek wines and desserts. FB. L & D daily. 9753 Deer Lake Court. 854-0426. $$ URBAN FLATS F See Ponte Vedra. CM. FB. L & D, daily. 9726 Touchton Road. 642-1488. $$ WASABI JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE & SUSHI BAR F Authentic Japanese cuisine, teppanyaki shows and a full sushi menu. CM. L & D, daily. 10206 River Coast Dr. 997-6528. $$ WHISKY RIVER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. At St. Johns Town Center’s Plaza, Whisky River features wings, pizza, wraps, sandwiches and burgers served in a lively car racingthemed atmosphere (Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s the owner). FB. CM. L & D, daily. 4850 Big Island Drive. 645-5571. $$ WILD WING CAFÉ F Serving up 33 flavors of wings, as well as soups, sandwiches, wraps, ribs, platters and burgers. FB. 4555 Southside Blvd. 998-9464. $$ YUMMY SUSHI F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Teriyaki, tempura, hibachi-style dinners, sushi & sashimi. Sushi lunch roll special. BW, sake. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 998-8806. $$

SAN JOSE

ATHENS CAFÉ F Serving authentic Greek cuisine: lamb, seafood, veal and pasta dishes. BW. L & D, daily. 6271 St. Augustine Rd., Ste. 7. 733-1199. $$ CRUISERS GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Beaches. 5613 San Jose Blvd., Ste. 1. 737-2874. $ DICK’S WINGS F NASCAR-themed family style sports place serves wings, buffalo tenders, burgers and chicken sandwiches. CM. BW. L & D, daily. 1610 University Blvd. W. 448-2110. dickswingsandgrill.com $ MOJO BAR-B-QUE F Best of Jax 2011 winner. The Southern Blues kitchen serves pulled pork, brisket and North Carolinastyle barbecue. TO, BW. L & D, daily. 1607 University Blvd. W. 732-7200. $$

SAN MARCO, SOUTHBANK

BASIL THAI & SUSHI F Offering Thai cuisine, including pad Thai and curry dishes, and sushi in a relaxing atmosphere. L & D, Mon.-Sat. BW. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 674-0190. $$ b.b.’s F Best of Jax 2011 winner. A bistro menu is served in an upscale atmosphere, featuring almond-crusted calamari, tuna tartare and wild mushroom pizza. FB. L & D, Mon.-Fri.; brunch & D, Sat. 1019 Hendricks Ave. 306-0100. $$$ BISTRO AIX F French, Mediterranean-inspired fare, awardwinning wines, wood-fired pizzas, house-made pastas, steaks, seafood. Indoor, outdoor dining. FB. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, nightly. 1440 San Marco Blvd. 398-1949. $$$ CHECKER BBQ & SEAFOOD F Chef Art Jennette serves barbecue, seafood and comfort food, including pulled-pork, fried white shrimp and fried green tomatoes. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 3566 St. Augustine Rd. 398-9206. $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Big sandwiches, soups, desserts and more than 100 bottled and ontap beers. BW. L & D, daily. 1704 San Marco Blvd. 398-9500. $ THE GROTTO F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Wine by the glass. Tapas-style menu offers a cheese plate, empanadas bruschetta, chocolate fondue. BW. 2012 San Marco Blvd. 398-0726. $$ HAVANA-JAX CAFÉ/CUBA LIBRE BAR LOUNGE F Authentic Latin American fine dining: picadillo, ropa vieja, churrasco tenderloin steak, Cuban sandwiches. L & D, Mon.-Sat. CM, FB. 2578 Atlantic Blvd. 399-0609. $ LAYLA’S OF SAN MARCO Fine dining in the heart of San Marco. Traditional Middle Eastern cuisine, served inside or outside on the hookah and cigar patio. BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat.; D, Sun. 2016 Hendricks Ave. 398-4610. $$ MATTHEW’S Chef’s tasting menu or seasonal à la carte menu featuring an eclectic mix of Mediterranean ingredients. Dress is business casual, jackets optional. FB. D, Mon.-Sat. 2107 Hendricks Ave. 396-9922. $$$$ METRO DINER F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Historic 1930s

diner offers award-winning breakfast and lunch. Fresh seafood and Southern cooking. Bring your own wine. B & L, daily. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701. $$ MORTON’S, THE STEAKHOUSE Morton’s specializes in generous portions of USDA prime aged beef as well as fresh fish and lobster. The tableside menu presentation features every item described by the server. FB, TO. D, nightly. 1510 Riverplace Blvd. 399-3933. $$$ THE OLIVE TREE MEDITERRANEAN GRILLE F Mediterranean homestyle healthy plates: hummus, tebouleh, grape leaves, gyros, potato salad, kibbeh, spinach pie, Greek salad, daily specials. L & D, Mon.-Fri. 1705 Hendricks Ave. 396-2250. $$ PIZZA PALACE F All homemade from Mama’s awardwinning recipes: spinach pizza and chicken-spinach calzones. BW. L & D, daily. 1959 San Marco Blvd. 399-8815. $$ PULP F The juice bar offers fresh juices, frozen yogurt, teas, coffees; 30 kinds of smoothies, with flavored soy milks, organic frozen yogurt, granola. Daily. 1962 San Marco Blvd. 396-9222. $ RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE Consistent Best of Jax winner. Midwestern prime beef, fresh seafood, upscale atmosphere. FB. D, daily. 1201 Riverplace Blvd. 396-6200. $$$$ SAKE HOUSE See Riverside. 1478 Riverplace Blvd. 306-2188. $$ SAN MARCO DELI F Independently owned & operated classic diner serves grilled fish, turkey burgers. Vegetarian options. Mon.-Sat. 1965 San Marco Blvd. 399-1306. $ TAVERNA Tapas, small-plate items, Neapolitan-style wood-fired pizzas and entrées are served in a rustic yet upscale interior. BW, TO. L & D, Tue.-Sat. 1986 San Marco Blvd. 398-3005. $$$ VINO’S PIZZA F See Julington. This location offers a lunch buffet. L & D, daily. 1430 San Marco Blvd. 683-2444. $

SOUTHSIDE

AROMAS BEER HOUSE Offers customer favorites like ahi tuna with a sweet soy sauce reduction, backyard burger, triple-meat French dip. FB. L & D, daily. 4372 Southside Blvd. 928-0515. $$ BISTRO 41° F Casual dining features fresh, homemade breakfast and lunch dishes in a relaxing atmosphere. TO. B & L, Mon.-Fri. 3563 Philips Hwy., Ste. 104. 446-9738. $ BLUE BAMBOO Contemporary Asian-inspired cuisine includes rice-flour calamari, seared Ahi tuna, pad Thai. Street eats: barbecue duck, wonton crisps. BW. L, Mon.-Fri.; D, Mon.-Sat. 3820 Southside Blvd. 646-1478. $$ BOMBA’S SOUTHERN HOME COOKING F Southern homestyle fare, featuring fresh veggies. Outside dining is available. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 8560 Beach Blvd. 997-2291. $$ BUCA DI BEPPO Italian dishes served family-style in an eclectic, vintage setting. Half-pound meatballs are a specialty. CM, FB. L & D, daily. 10334 Southside Blvd. 363-9090. $$$ EL POTRO F Family-friendly, casual, El Potro cooks it fresh, made-to-order – fast, hot, simple. Daily specials and buffet at most locations. BW. L & D, daily. 5871 University Blvd. W., 7330844. 11380 Beach Blvd., 564-9977. elpotrorestaurant.com $ EUROPEAN STREET F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See San Marco. 5500 Beach Blvd. 398-1717. $ GENE’S SEAFOOD F Serving fresh Mayport shrimp, fish, oysters, scallops, gator tail, steaks and combos. L & D, daily. 11702 Beach Blvd. 997-9738. $$ HALA CAFE & BAKERY F A local institution since 1975 serving house-baked pita bread, kabobs, falafel and daily lunch buffet. TO, BW. L & D, Mon.-Sat. 4323 University Blvd. S. 733-5141. $$ JENKINS QUALITY BARBECUE See Downtown. 2025 Emerson St. 346-3770. $ LA NOPALERA F Best of Jax 2011 winner. See Intracoastal. 8206 Philips Hwy. 732-9433. $ SAKE SUSHI F The new restaurant offers sushi, hibachi,

teriyaki, tempura, katsu, donburi and noodle soups. Popular rolls include Fuji Tama, Ocean Blue and Fat Boy. FB, CM. L & D, daily. 8206 Philips Hwy., Ste. 30. 647-6000. $$ SPECKLED HEN TAVERN & GRILLE F The stylish gastropub has Southern-style cuisine made with a modern twist: Dishes are paired with international wines and beers, including a large selection of craft and IPA brews. FB. L & D, daily. 9475 Philips Hwy., Ste. 16. 538-0811. $$ SUNSET 30 TAVERN & GRILL F Best of Jax 2011 winner. Located in Latitude 30, Sunset 30 serves familiar favorites, including seafood, steaks, sandwiches, burgers, chicken, pasta and pizza. Dine inside or on the patio. FB. L & D, daily. 10370 Philips Hwy. 365-5555. $$ THE THIRSTY IGUANA CANTINA TAQUERIA Classic Mexican fare includes quesadillas, tacos, burritos, chimichangas, enchiladas and fajitas, as well as some killer nacho choices, made with fresh ingredients. L & D, daily. TO, FB, CM. 7605 Beach Blvd. 647-7947. $$ TOMMY’S BRICK OVEN PIZZA F Premium New York-style pizza from a brick-oven — the area’s original gluten-free pizzeria. Plus calzones, soups and salads; Thumann’s no-MSG meats, Grande cheeses and Boylan soda. BW. L & D, Mon.Sat. 4160 Southside Blvd., Ste. 2. 565-1999. $$ URBAN ORGANICS The local produce co-op offers seasonal fresh organic vegetables and fruit. Open Mon.-Sat. 5325 Fairmont St. 398-8012. WASABI JAPANESE BUFFET F AYCE sushi and two teppanyaki grill items are included in buffet price. FB. L & D, daily. 9041 Southside Blvd., Ste. 138C. 363-9888. $$

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a month only has 744 hours). New York City officials said in October 2011, however, that it’s quite possible city prison psychiatrist Dr. Quazi Rahman actually did work 141 hours one week, including 96 straight (because of a shortage of staff and because he could properly nap during his shifts). They ordered him to return only a tiny amount of his $500,000 in overtime payments for the last year. Ten years ago, the fashionable bulletproof clothing industry was in its infancy, with Miss Israel creating a stir at the 2001 Miss Universe pageant in a bulletproof evening gown. Since then, technology and design improvements (along with more rich people!) have enabled leading stylist Miguel Caballero of Colombia to add to his fashion line. The New Yorker reported in September 2011 that Caballero made a bulletproof dinner jacket for Sean Combs and kimono for Steven Seagal, and that Caballero clothes are available in strengths of bulletstopping, from “9 mm” to “Uzi.” Anti-government survivalists engaged in high-profile standoffs have made NOTW — most recently the story of Ed Brown and his wife and supporters, resisting a federal tax bill, holed up for nine months in the New Hampshire woods near Plainfield in 2007. The Browns were arrested by a U.S. marshal who tricked his way inside. The longest-running standoff now is probably that of John Joe Gray, 63, and his extended family in a 47-acre, well-fortified compound in Trinidad, Texas, southeast of Dallas. They’ve lived ascetic settlers’ lives since Gray jumped bail in 2000 on a traffic charge. Gray has said he feels free on his land and warned authorities “better bring plenty of body bags” if they try to re-arrest him.

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Unlicensed “surgeon”-castrator Edward Bodkin resurfaced recently after more than a decade under the radar. He was sentenced to four years in prison in ’99 in Huntington, Ind., for unauthorized practice of medicine (removing the testicles, with consent, of five men). Bodkin was arrested in August ’11 in Wetumpka, Ala., for possession of child pornography, but authorities found castration equipment, videos of castrations, photos of testicles in jars and a form contract apparently used by Bodkin to obtain the consent of men going under his knife. In January 2009, the New Jersey Division of Youth & Family Services took three kids from Heath and Deborah Campbell’s Holland Township home, apparently after being told the Campbells may be white supremacists. Though a court later concluded the kids had been “abused,” Mom and Dad told New York Daily News in Oct. ’11 that the state acted only based on what they’d named the kids: Adolf Hitler, then 3, and his then-1-year-old sisters, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation. They consistently deny they’re neo-Nazis. It’s almost No Longer Weird that Western chefs get as exotic as they can serving plants, insects and animal parts in dishes usually only eaten by cultures far from here. Jennifer McLagan’s recent book on how to cook animals’ “odd” parts has various recipes for cooking hearts, heads, tongues and ears. She feels the next big thing in Western eating will be testicles. “[S]teaks and chops are like bulletproof to cook,” she said. “Any idiot can cook a steak, right?” Chuck Shepherd WeirdNews@earthlink.net

MAYO CLINIC MAN OF MY DREAMS I saw you in the Mayo Clinic parking lot with your dark hair and green sweatshirt getting out of your red Jeep Cherokee with the FSU license plate. I was the redhead in the Gator shirt. Not sure if you winked at me because of the UF/FSU thing or if you sensed a connection. Let’s find out... When: Dec. 14, 2011. Where: Mayo Clinic parking lot. #1237-1227 HELLOOOO NURSE! You: Gorgeous redhead medical assistant. Me: Unsuspecting patient. You had your scrubs inside out & backwards; I pointed this out while you were taking my pulse. Care to play doctor after hours? When: Dec. 1, 2011. Where: Commonwealth Family Practice. #1236-1220 FLOPPY HAT GUY We met eyes a couple of times, you were really cute. You drank your beer and left before I had a chance to say anything to you. Let’s meet up and talk like we should have. What kind of hat was I wearing? When: Dec. 13, 2011. Where: Park Place. #1235-1220 TALL GREEN-EYED BARTENDER TAILGATERS You: Wearing a black pullover and a beanie. You asked what I wanted to drink. I said “a shot to warm me up,” you smiled. I had to leave with my group; maybe you can suggest a shot that we could have together. When: Dec. 11, 2011. Where: Tailgaters parking. #1234-1220 FLAWLESS TATTED PEARL SATURDAY GIRL You: Short and slender blonde wearing a beanie, white tank top; half-sleeve / back tatted. Me: Tall, dark, tatted, snake bites. I told you you were gorgeous and you said “ditto.” Dancing with a friend near me and we both admitted to scoping each other out. Come dance with me on Saturday nights? When: Sept. 24, 2011. Where: The Pearl. #1233-1220 BLUE EYES AT THE REGISTER You: Working the register, prettiest ice-blue eyes I’ve ever seen, pulled-back brown hair, tattoos peaking out of sleeves. Me: Cargo shorts, brown hair and beard, Gators shirt. I bought a pack of cigarettes and milk. We shared meaningful eye contact and a suggestive smile. Let me know if you’re interested in batting for the same team... When: Dec. 9, 2011. Where: CVS A1A South, Anastasia. #1232-1220 WORLD’S BEST/ CUTEST DISHWASHER You had a dark blonde mohawk hidden under a black hat. You came out to bus tables and retreated back to your dish-pit disco. I tried to get a final look at your adorable mug and caught you making a soap beard. You rule; let’s drink beer and listen to Leatherface. When: Dec. 9, 2011. Where: Dishpit at The Floridian. #1231-1220 DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME GEORGIA FAN Wanted serendipity to strike a third time. You introduced yourself first at FL/GA and blindsided me at the Jags game when you took your sister. When you smiled, I forgot my own name, much less to give you my number. Up for a friendly rivalry? You: Warm Brunette Georgia Boy. Me: Dark curlyhaired Gator Girl. When: Oct. 29, 2011. Where: EverBank Field. #1230-1213 YOU RUN ACROSS MY MIND! You also run across all of Riverside. Literally. Slow down! I’ve been contemplating a conversation for the past couple of years. Curious to know if we play for the same team. You: Usually in sweatpants, sports bra, beanie and headphones. Me: Usually walking my dog and wearing scrubs. When: All the time. Where: Riverside. #1229-1206 BAKING BLONDE IN A THUNDERBIRD You: Gorgeous blond baker girl with giant eyes and perfect smile in front of pulp around 10 with friends. Me: Severely modified guy with tail lacking intestines to speak. We’ve met a few times, but get friend vibe from you. Would slaughter a unicorn to get your attention. Coffee sometime?? When: Nov. 27, 2011. Where: Pulp/ San Marco. #1228-1206 BEAUTIFUL DANCER You: Purple dress, red bag, heels, hair up, dancing like your feet were on fire with a lot of girlfriends. Me: Shy guy in white shirt, blue sweater at the table by the door. Wanna teach me some dance moves? When: Nov. 26, 2011. Where: Suite at the Town Center. #1227-1206

NICE TRUCK…HOT GUY I noticed your truck on Mayport Rd first... silver with a DC sticker in the back window... Then I noticed your baby blue eyes... I’m the Pittsburgh fan in the Jeep... I’d like a closer look. When: Nov. 25, 2011. Where: Mayport Rd. #1226-1206 PUBLIX HOTTIE You asked me to buy a turkey dinner. I said no, but got a platter instead. I was mesmerized by your blue eyes and meat-selling techniques. Would you like to enjoy it with me?? You had dark hair and wore a red sweater. Me: Hungry for more of what you are selling. When: Nov. 20, 2011. Where: Jax Beach Publix. #1225-1206 GARAGE SALE NEAR RATHBONE Please indulge me: Years ago, an artist saw you in a golden dream. So inspired, he wrote a symphony called Good Vibrations. You: Long blonde hair, jean shorts, with ladies. Me: Black shirt, sunglasses. Passed on everything and turned to see you looking in my direction. Heaven knows I wanted to say hello. Love to see you again if possible. When: Nov. 19, 2011. Where: Garage Sale. #1224-1129 HOSTESS HOTTIE You: Blonde, blue eyes, Matthew McConaughey look-a-like, the all-American dream. You were having lunch with your boss. You called but hung up before I could give you my number. I have the perfect table for two. When: Nov. 2, 2011. Where: P.F. Changs, St. Johns Town Center. #1223-1129 SUSHI AND HOOKAH You: Mohawk at sushi in Oak Leaf. Me with my best friend. You sat down with us. I love the blue shirt you had on and how we had a great time. Glad u left with us for hookah. I knew when I met you I would see you again. How soon is too soon? When: Nov. 2, 2011. Where: Sushi. #1222-1122 MISTER HEAVENLY You: Blonde with Miami hat on backwards, arm sleeve. You kept looking, then stood by me but never spoke. Don’t be shy. I never make first moves. Me: Well, you know; you stared long enough ;) When: Nov. 8, 2011. Where: Café 11, St. Auggie. #1221-1115 VEXING VOLCOM A little after 9 pm. You: Wearing a black Volcom hoodie, and wearing it well. Me: Noticing nothing but you. Wondering if you’d like to bump into me there again Sunday, Nov 13th about the same time? When: Nov. 1, 2011. Where: The Pita Pit in Jax Beach. #1220-1115 WALKIN’ AFTER MIDNIGHT It was Halloween and you were dressed as the most beautiful woman in the world. I saw your radiant eyes and fell in love all over again. Nurse, you give me fever that’s so hard to bear. I hope you know CPR, because you take my

breath away. Let me treat you right? When: Oct. 31, 2011. Where: Wall Street. #1219-1108 SEA SHELL Dear Sir, I put a seashell into your hand ... Nearly 2 months later, I chanced upon your newspaper gesture (was charmed and surprised). Responded back to your listing, but to no avail. Alas! Curiosity may have killed the cat? ... Consider this take two. When: Sept. 3, 2011. Where: The Floridian Restaurant. #1218-1108 BODACIOUS BURRO BARTENDER You: Model-looking chick workin’ the bar, slender like a traffic light, wondering if you could show me the red-light special? Me: mesmerized, Burro is now my favorite Jax bar. When: Oct. 24, 2011. Where: Burro Bar. #1217-1108 SIR, I’M A CATCH I was dancing with friends, you were too. You spilled your drink down my back and bought me one to make up for it. I wish I had concocted a business proposal sooner! You: Fearless and full of bravado. Me: A fine catch, sir. Sign that business proposal! When: Aug. 6, 2011?. Where: Lit/ Downtown. #1216-1108 HANDSOME MAN ON HIS BMW You were pumping gas for your motorcycle at the Shell station off Gate Parkway on 9/30/2011, Jacksonville. I watched you thinking … wow! You: Long pony tail, shades and cute dimples. Me: Tall brunette, jeans and t-shirt. I’ve been thinking about you and would love a ride on your bike. Call me. When: Sept. 30, 2011. Where: Shell Gas Station @ Gate Parkway. #1215-1108 BEAUTIFUL BALLERINA IN BLACK You: Extremely hot, petite blonde; the kind you want to take home to Mom. You were walking around helping anyone who raised their hand. Me: Too scared to raise my hand to get your number. Let’s do drinks or dinner sometime. When: Oct. 24, 2011. Where: The Trading Floor. #1214-1108

MY BROWN EYED GIRL… It was that special night I cannot forget. Looking into your soft brown eyes it made my heart skip a beat and wanted to freeze time so I could forever cherish that moment. When: Oct. 20, 2011. Where: Fresh Off The Bus. #1211-1101 QUIET HANDSOME BARTENDER You: Polite, no frills bartender, working in the front taproom. Just want you to know that you have a nice smile. When: Oct. 20, 2011. Where: Ragtime. #1210-1101 NINJA WENCH… You approached with a hello, several adult beverages later, a misguided GPS, and a night I’ll never forget. Breakfast again soon? And many convos... You know how to find me :) When: Oct. 7, 2011. Where: United States. #1209-1025 WATER BOY! You: Hard-working Zephyr Water boy with light eyes carrying empty water barrels to your truck with a handy sidekick. Me: Blue eyes, dressed up in all black, completely in your way, making light jokes with the older receptionist. We made eye contact more than once in halls. Special delivery! You could be my water boy anytime... :) When: Oct. 18, 2011. Where: C. Serv. Off St. Johns. #1208-1025 SPEED RACER We were running a 5k prediction race. I was with a friend and he was talking a lot during the beginning of the race. He was talking to you and asking you questions. I was standing next to him just listening. You sound like a cool girl. Let’s get dinner some time. When: Sept. 20, 2011. Where: Starbucks parking lot. #1207-1025 LOOKING PRETTY IN THE LIBRARY You were carrying your toddler, looking for a book with a boot on the cover. Things seemed to click with us. I hope I get a chance to see a lot more of you. When: Friday. Where: Library north of JU. #1206-1025

AUBURN BEAUTY You: short cut-off jean shorts and black shirt with the shoulder straps. Beautiful auburn hair. You came into my work and got a sub. Me: Dark hair with eyebrow pierced. I was making your sub. You are a true beauty and I would like to take you out and see if there’s a spark. Hope to hear from you ;) When: Oct. 25, 2011. Where: Fleming Island. #1213-1101

BREW AT THE ZOO You were sampling a piece of aged sirloin as I was saying that “I highly recommended it.” Me: Blonde hair, was wearing a blue polo w/ orange horse, jeans, flip flops. You, Beautiful/natural blonde, brown leg boots and dark jeans. Would love to meet you for real instead of just passing. When: Oct. 7, 2011. Where: Brew at the Zoo. #1205-1018

WHITEY’S FISH CAMP & PATRON SHOTS We met at Whitey’s and had some shots and then I lost you and never got your number. I guess the shots got to me, but not as much as you got to me. Hope you find this; I would like to see you again. When: Oct. 24, 2011. Where: Whitey’s Fish Camp. #1212-1101

HOTTIE IN BLUE NIRVANA SHIRT Saw you there, the row behind me singing the words to every song. Smiled at you but was too nervous to do anything. I was in the dark pink tank top the row in front and to your right. When: Oct. 7, 2011. Where: Florida Theatre Death Cab Concert. #1204-1018

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In North America, a farmer who grows wheat gets only 5 percent of the money earned by selling a loaf of bread made from his crop. When my band recorded an album for MCA, our contract called for us to receive just 7 percent of the net profits. Push for a much bigger share than that for the work you do in 2012. It’s an excellent time to raise the respect levels for your gifts, skills and products — and to ask for that increased respect, as well. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For much of the 19th century, aluminum was regarded as a precious metal more valuable than gold. It was even used for the capstone of the Washington Monument, dedicated in 1884. Why? Until the 1890s, it was difficult and expensive to extract aluminum from its ore. Then a new technology was developed that made the process cheap. In 2012, I predict a metaphorically similar progression for you. A goodie or an asset is more freely available to you because of your increased ability to separate it from the slag it’s mixed with. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The year ahead is a good time to consider investigating the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Devotees of this religion call themselves Pastafarians. Their main dogma is the wisdom of rejecting all dogma. It’s healthy for you to experiment with such a lighthearted approach to spiritual matters. For extra credit, draw inspiration from a church member named Niko Alm. He convinced authorities to allow him to wear a pasta strainer on his head for his driver’s license photo. Having a jaunty approach to official requirements and formal necessities will also serve you well. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Terrence Malick’s “Tree of Life” is an ambitious work that deviates from formulaic approaches to film-making. Some observers hated its experimental invocation of big ideas; others approved. New York Times critic A.O. Scott compared the movie to Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick,” one of America’s great works of literature. Scott wrote: “Mr. Malick might have been well advised to leave out the dinosaurs and the trip to the afterlife and given us a delicate chronicle of a young man’s struggle with his father and himself. And perhaps Melville should have suppressed his philosophizing impulses and written a lively tale of a whaling voyage.” Using this as a template, I urge you to treat 2012 as a time when you’ll be like Melville and Malick in your chosen field. Trust your daring, expansive vision. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I love the way they celebrate the New Year in Stonehaven, Scotland. A procession of revelers swings big flaming baskets around on the ends of long chains. I recommend you carry out a comparable ritual as you barge into 2012. Symbolically speaking, it’d set the perfect tone. The months ahead should be a kind of extended fire festival, a time to faithfully stoke the blaze in your belly, the radiance in your eyes and the brilliance in your heart. Are you ready to bring all the heat and light you can to the next phase of your master plan? Hope so. Burn, baby, burn. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Historian David McCullough wrote “The Greater Journey,” telling the stories of ambitious young American artists who relocated to Paris between 1830 and 1900. They had to move away because their home country had no museums or art schools. You may want to consider seeking similar enlargement of your possibilities in the months ahead. As you seek resources to help you follow your dreams, be prepared to look beyond what you already know and what’s available now. 44 | FOLIO WEEKLY | DECEMBER 27, 2011-JANUARY 2, 2012

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Professional basketball player Ron Artest petitioned the court to let him change his name to “Metta World Peace.” “Metta” is a Buddhist term signifying loving kindness and benevolence. When the new moniker finally became official, Metta World Peace sealed a radical shift away from his old way of doing things, symbolized by the time he leaped into the stands in the middle of a game to punch a fan in the head. The months ahead are an excellent time to initiate a rite of passage to expedite an equally dramatic transformation. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Many of the questions we had as children were never resolved or answered to our satisfaction. They remain marinating in the back of our minds. Meanwhile, fresh queries keep welling up within us as years go by. After a while, we’ve got a huge collection of enigmas, riddles and conundrums. Some of us see this as a tangled problem weighing us down; others see it as a sparkly delight that keeps making life more interesting. Where do you stand? If you’re in the latter group, you’ll be fully open to experiences flowing your way in 2012. You’ll be blessed with sumptuous and catalytic new questions. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The first half of 2012 will be an excellent time to exorcize any prejudices you may be harboring toward anyone who lives or thinks differently from you. You’ll be able to see your irrational biases with exceptional clarity, and likely to have exceptional success at scouring yourself free of them. This will give you access to new reserves of psychic energy you didn’t realize you were shut off from. (P.S. I’m not saying you’re more intolerant or narrow-minded than the rest of us. It’s just your time to deal brilliantly with your share.) CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In Botticelli’s painting “The Birth of Venus,” the goddess of beauty and love is shown arriving on dry land for the first time after having been born in the ocean. Naked, she’s trying to cover her private parts with her hand and thigh-length hair. Her attendant, a fully clothed nymph, is bringing a cloak to cover her up. Analyzing this scene, art critic Sister Wendy suggests it’s actually quite sad. It symbolizes the fact that since we humans can’t bear the confrontation with sublime beauty, we must always keep it partly hidden. Your assignment in 2012 is to overcome this inhibition. Retrain yourself so you can thrive in the presence of intense, amazing and transformative beauty. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The months ahead will be an excellent time to take an inventory of your life to determine if there are ways in which you act like a slave. Do you find it hard to defeat an addiction that saps your energy and weakens your ability to live the life you want? Are there institutions you help sustain even though they cause harm to you and others? Is it hard to change or end relationships with people who are no damn good for you? Are you trapped in a role or behavior at odds with your high ideals? Discover what these oppressors are, then summon all your intelligence and willpower to escape them. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): California engineer Ron Patrick put a jet engine in his silver VW Beetle. Now he’s got a 1,450-horsepower vehicle — but it’s not legal for him to drive on public highways. In the year ahead, I suspect you’ll be tempted to try something similar: Create a dynamic tool with a modest appearance or a turbocharged source of energy in a deceptively small package. If you do, make sure you can actually use it to improve your ability to get around and make your life better. Rob Brezsny freewillastrology@freewillastrology.com

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The push for regulatory “certainty” is code language for environmental rollbacks

word you’re certain to hear a lot of these days is “uncertainty.” You’re likely to hear it mentioned by the governor, the Florida Department of Environmental Protection and many businesses, like Georgia-Pacific. “Uncertainty” is used when businesses want environmental permits or need to comply with environmental laws and regulation. Businesses obviously want to deal with a fair, consistent and efficient permitting and regulatory system, and rightfully so. They want to know what is expected of them when seeking permission to use and impact the natural resources or public goods that belong to us, the citizens of Florida. But providing certainty to the citizens that our environment is being protected should be the most critical concern of any effort to reform the process. Our regulatory agencies must have the staff, time and flexibility to ensure thorough permit reviews and enough mitigation to offset or minimize environmental impacts. We simply can’t afford to get these decisions wrong. We can’t bring back wetlands once they are destroyed. Restoring polluted waterways or rescinding water permits once they are granted is costprohibitive or simply not feasible. Expediting the permitting process, weakening permit criteria and eliminating environmental safeguards will only result in the further degradation, more pollution and more economic despair. Unfortunately, the real “uncertainty” is being shouldered by the citizens of Florida and future generations. I am uncertain my 3-year-old son will be able to enjoy crystal-clear springs, unspoiled beaches and healthy forests, rivers and estuaries in the future. I am uncertain that Florida panthers, Eastern indigo snakes, wood storks, right whales or West Indian manatee will even exist when he reaches maturity. I’m uncertain we can count on tourists and their much-needed dollars to continue to visit our degraded waterways and once-world-class natural attractions. However, we can be certain that our environment, our waterways, human health and our economy would be much worse off without environmental safeguards. We can also be certain that there’s little to no evidence that the existing permitting process and regulations have done anything to stifle economic growth and development. We continue to hear that uncertainty created by environmental regulations is contributing to the lack of job growth, while business surveys, economists and economic data consistently expose the fallacy of this rhetoric. Overbuilding and speculation are two primary reasons for our current economic woes. The president of the Florida Homebuilders Association even said, “No one can argue that we have excess housing inventory in Florida, given that our state is ground zero for foreclosures and distressed properties.” When the recent census revealed that 1.6 million homes are vacant in Florida and over 2.7 billion square feet of commercial, office and industrial space has been approved since 2007, it’s hard to see how uncertainty in the permitting process has stymied growth and

development in Florida. When 97 percent of the St. Johns River watershed has been declared a Priority Water Resource Caution Area or a Potential Caution Area by the water management district, it’s hard to understand how agencies have been dragging their feet on issuing water permits. When we have approximately 569 square miles of estuaries, 1,918 miles of rivers and streams and 378,435 acres of lakes that have been identified as impaired by nutrients in Florida, it’s hard to believe regulations are unreasonable. From the looks of things, we actually need more controls in place, not fewer, to keep in check the kind of unsustainable growth that’s helped drag our economy down, and the wasteful use of our water resources that’s led to water shortages and polluted rivers, lakes and springs. While there may be ways to make the process more efficient, the quest for “certainty” will only result in less protection for our environment. Concern about jobs is diverting our attention from the real problem, the need to do a better job of protecting our natural resources and enforcing the law. We need our regulatory agencies and elected officials to focus their attention on ensuring our laws are consistently enforced. We should expect that our agencies will uphold environmental safeguards and even strengthen rules when necessary. The bottom line is, the public is also entitled to certainty. Citizens should be certain that regulatory agencies protect and manage our natural resources consistently, with science, not politics, as their guide. We should be certain the interests of the public take precedence over the economic interests of certain industries. However, this is not always the case. Since I have been with St. Johns Riverkeeper, I’ve been involved in numerous issues in which the Florida Department of Environmental Protection or other regulatory agencies simply failed to provide certainty to the citizens of Florida. Only months after being hired, Neil Armingeon, the Riverkeeper, and I investigated a reported pollution problem in a canal off the Ortega River. We discovered hundreds of “floatables” (condoms, tampon applicators, etc.) and high fecal coliform bacteria counts from a broken JEA wastewater pipe. After searching through the records, we were shocked to learn that JEA and FDEP had known about the broken pipe and illegal discharge for at least four years. Only after threatening a Clean Water Act lawsuit did JEA and the FDEP get their acts together and finally address this egregious violation of the law. Another example involved a homeowner who lives on the Ortega River and trucked in massive quantities of dirt to fill in wetlands and expand the size of his property, without a permit. This was a black-and-white case, a clear and blatant violation of the law. However, it took well over a year for the FDEP to resolve the problem and only after St. Johns Riverkeeper and a neighbor spent countless hours hounding the agency to do its job.

Several times over the last decade, legal action by citizens has been necessary to compel the FDEP to fulfill its regulatory responsibility to address the nutrient pollution that’s poisoning Florida’s waterways. We have also had to hold the feet of the water management district and local governments to the fire to ensure the enforcement of serious

the removal of the illegal fence and restore access to the creek. However, you would be wrong. The agencies seemed to be more concerned about the property owner’s concerns of trespassing than about the citizens’ rights to access a waterway that we collectively own. Don’t get me wrong; many dedicated and talented public servants work for our

We discovered hundreds of “floatables” (condoms, tampon applicators, etc.) and high fecal coliform counts from a broken JEA wastewater pipe. After searching through the records, we were shocked to learn that JEA and FDEP had known about the broken pipe and illegal discharge for at least four years. sedimentation violations from constructionsite runoff, the illegal filling of wetlands and sewage spills. The Georgia-Pacific paper mill in Palatka has repeatedly claimed that it deserves “certainty” in the regulatory process. However, Georgia-Pacific has failed to provide certainty to the public that it has resolved the ongoing pollution problems at its mill. In 2009, after acknowledging concerns about dioxin in G-P’s effluent, the FDEP ordered another round of testing for dioxin. Unfortunately, G-P has not followed through with this responsibility and FDEP has failed to hold it accountable. Recently, a landowner in Putnam County installed a fence and razor-wire across the mouth of Etonia Creek, a public waterway, to keep people from entering the creek and trespassing on his land. This would be like your neighbor installing a fence at the end of your street to keep people off his property. One would think that our regulatory agencies would immediately demand

regulatory agencies and are committed to doing the right thing. However, laws and regulations are often inconsistently implemented and enforced and, at times, politics trump the facts. The result is uncertainty for the citizens and, unfortunately, harm to our environment and public health. While we should strive to create a more consistent and efficient regulatory process, it should never come at the expense of our natural resources or the rights of the citizens to whom those resources belong. Florida’s environment is the linchpin of our economy and quality of life and the key to future economic prosperity. We simply cannot afford to sacrifice or squander our state’s most valuable assets for the politics of the moment and the fortunes of a few. Of this, I am certain. Jimmy Orth

Orth is executive director of the St. Johns Riverkeeper, a nonprofit river advocacy group. StJohnsRiverkeeper.org

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