Folio Vol. 38, Issue 2 by Folio Weekly

CONTENTS

VOL. 38, ISSUE 2

COLUM N S

FEAT U RE S

Letter From the Publisher Angela Phillips

Arts & Entertainment

Automotive

Horoscopes Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri

Pet Parenting

Money

Beauty

Weird Wild Stuff

Medical

Business Services

Shelton Hull

Retail

Folio Weed: Choose or Lose Shelton Hull

Education

Health & Fitness

Dear Dumbs

Media

Shari & Terry Jaymes

Sports & Recreation

Kids & Family

Home Improvement Weddings

Grocery Personal Services

People

Wine & Dine

Tourism Spiritual

Issues

BEHIND THE COVER: Cover Collaboration by Ambar Ramirez, Carmen

FOLIO STAFF:

Macri, Teresa Spencer and John Lawless. Body ANGELA PHILLIPS Publisher

SU ERTEKIN-TANER Writer

Doubles: Joshua Evans, Nathan Pucke, Amiyah Golden, Mallory Pace, Carmen Macri and Ambar Ramirez.

TERESA SPENCER General Manager

CARSON RICH Writer

JOHN PHILLIPS Vice President

AMIYAH GOLDEN Writer/Photographer

KERRY SPECKMAN Copy Editor/ Writer

MALLORY PACE Writer

AMBAR RAMIREZ Creative Director

KELILA RITCHIE Writer

CARMEN MACRI Multi-media Creative/ Social Media Manager/ Lead Writer

DALE RATERMANN Crossword Puzzles Contributor

SHELTON HULL Writer

DREW ARNETT Illustrator

Trevor Lawrence photo provided by NFL.com

LETTER FROM THE PUBLISHER

FEELINGS ABOUT BEST OF JAX FLOW CHART: START HERE

I WON

I WAS NOMINATED BUT DIDN’T WIN

I WASN’T NOMINATED

DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO GET NOMINATED, BUT THINKING ABOUT IT NEXT YEAR USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE MY BUSINESS AND ASKED FOR VOTES

I USED THE TIME WELL AND ENJOYED THE TIME WITH MY SUPPORTERS BUT WISH THE WINNER WELL

YAY!

DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND NOW I’M COMPLAINING

MY BAD

I HAVE A PLAN, CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS

DIDN’T PROMOTE MYSELF, HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE AND WANT TO BLAME EVERYONE ELSE FOR NOT REALIZING HOW GREAT I AM

WOW, I MIGHT NEED TO REASSESS HOW I VIEW THIS PROCESS

We are so excited to celebrate all this year’s BOJ Winners. You make Jax better and we applaud you. If you see a favorite missing from the list make sure that you are their champion for next year. That competition starts today.

Angela

This is a very proud moment for the history of St Augustine and Jacksonville for the removal of monuments and school names that celebrated and honored the confederacy. Of course this was the the easy part with the removal of this strange fruit. Now the conversation and education of our citizens turns to Andrew Jackson and Duval. As we educate everyone who these people were we will also shine a light on the names on our St John’s river bridges that today all honor life long white supremacy men. Let us continue to declare to the world we have learned from our history and we are not a city that honors historical bad people. Bob Rutter 40 year resident Neptune Beach Northside Coalition Take ‘em down

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JCAC

MAIL

BOUQS & BRICKS

BOUQUETS

BRICKBATS

lies Flourish Plan,” Nixon filed a slate of bills —from HB 181 Air Conditioning

non-profit providing resources and services to local families and individu-

in Inmate Housing to HB 1197 Early Child Care Universal Voucher Program,

als battling cancer, had its San Marco warehouse broken into with nearly

Division of Labor Standards — created to ensure safe, secure, and afford-

$47,000 of Lego sets stolen. The sets were part of V for VIctory’s Bricks of

able housing; provide young children with a quality education; protect our

Love Program, which gifts Legos to local children undergoing cancer treat-

workers; and offer basic, life-saving necessities to all individuals in our pris-

ment.

To State Representative Angie Nixon. As part of her “Helping Florida Fami-

To the burglar(s) who stole toys from cancer patients. V for Victory, a local

on system.

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ARIES

HOROSCOPES

LIBRA

New year, new you, right? It is time to hunker down and start focusing on your

Happy January, Libra. This month brings a flurry of party invitations and a

goals. These past months have been leisurely for you, Aries, but that stops

social scene that bears little resemblance to last year’s. It’s all fun and games

now. The new moon in Capricorn in early January brings a new wave of focus

until the reality hits that everything comes with a price. Now, you might be

and determination. Be on the lookout for that new promotion.

TAURUS

It seems Cupid has set his sights on you, Taurus — or should we say, his arrow has found its mark. This month is dedicated to fortifying your relationships, be it friendships or something more. Every relationship demands attention and nurturing, so make it a point to express your affection to those near and dear to you. If you’re feeling spontaneous, consider opening up to your crush about your true feelings.

GEMINI

wondering, what’s that price? Brace yourself — it involves facing your fears and addressing any toxic habits. Woo!

SCORPIO

When your planetary ruler, Mars, entered Capricorn on Jan. 4 your social battery hit full charge. A new wave of energy will fill you with the urge to spark up conversations with friendly strangers and neighbors. Be mindful of how you use this new energy; you don’t want to hit empty too soon.

SAGITTARIUS

Social battery running a bit low, Gemini? That is to be expected, especially

Everyone has baggage, Sagittarius. Sometimes it’s physical, other times it’s

with how outgoing you were in December. This January is all about business,

metaphorical: In your case it’s both. When things get bad you look in the oth-

money and management — your three favorite things! Be ready for a fast-

er direction, sometimes even going as far to book a flight. But January is all

paced month, and try not to fall behind.

CANCER

Grab my hand, Cancer, and inhale deeply. Do you sense that the heavy burden on your chest has lifted? That’s because Mercury Retrograde in Sagittarius has finally bid its farewell. All those petty conversations and misunderstandings are now officially in the past, allowing you to confidently embark on this new year with a clean slate.

LEO

Your roster seems a bit long, no? It is time to start focusing on one relationship — which may be hard for you. You are a proud sign, and that is usually a good thing. But sometimes this trait can cause you to take advantage of those around you.

about letting your guard down and letting love in. Up for the challenge?

CAPRICORN

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, thank the stars. Your body and mind are finally starting to align and things are set to go your way this month. Here’s to fewer travel delays, typos and miscommunications.

AQUARIUS

Happy solar return, Aquarius! As per tradition, things are about to take a quirky turn, and strangely enough, that’s when you’re at your best. In the spirit of celebrating yourself this month, consider giving yourself a well-deserved

VIRGO

gift. It could be a tangible present, but given your unique nature, a gift of

it comes to leveling up your character. If you feel the need for some solitude

PISCES

New year, new you? Not quite yet, Virgo. Things take time, especially when or simply want to cocoon yourself in the comfort of your room for a day, go ahead. There’s nothing wrong with indulging in a little “me” time.

self-reflection might hold even greater significance.

You will be quite the busy bee this January, Pisces. Hardly a time for logical thinking, just put your brain on autopilot and go, go, go. Work life and personal life will try to intermingle but remember — we don’t mix business with pleasure. Your work crush is simply a work crush, nothing more.

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

ROOTIN’ TOOTIN’ BEST ART FESTIVAL

BEST FILM FESTIVAL

Riverside Arts Market

Sun-Ray Cinema Sleeping Giant Fest

BEST PLACE TO HEAR LOCAL LIVE MUSIC The Stout Snug

BEST ART GALLERY

BEST FOOD FESTIVAL

Cummer Museum of Arts & Gardens

Jacksonville Taco & Tequila Festival

BEST SILENT DISCO Root Down

BEST COMMUNITY THEATER

BEST HAUNTED HOUSE

Alhambra Theatre & Dining

13th floor

BEST SPEAKEASY The Volstead

BEST CONCERT VENUE

BEST JAZZ BAND

St Augustine Amphitheatre

The Groove Coalition

BEST COSPLAYER EVENT

BEST KARAOKE SPOT

Ancient City Con

Nakama Anime Bar

BEST STRIP CLUB Wacko’s Gentlemen’s Club

BEST THEATER Florida Theatre

BEST COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC VENUE

BEST LISTENING ROOM Blue Jay Listening Room

Southern Social Whiskey Bar & Lounge

Lauren at Lynch’s Irish Pub

BEST COUNTY FAIR

BEST LOCAL BAND COVER BAND

Clay County Fair

Last2Leave

BEST DANCE CLUB

BEST LOCAL BAND ORIGINAL MUSIC

The Walrus

Sparks In The Garden

BEST DANCE STUDIO Arts On The Edge

BEST MOVIE THEATER Sun-Ray Cinema

BEST ESCAPE ROOM The Escape Room

BEST MUSEUM Cummer Museum of Arts & Gardens

BEST MUSIC FESTIVAL Porchfest

BEST NIGHTCLUB Hardwicks

BEST OPEN MIC NIGHT SPOT Magical Mystery Mic at The Walrus

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BEST TRIVIA NIGHT SPOT

ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

THE VOLSTEAD Shrouded away on Adams Street, hidden under the guise of an old-timey barber shop is the moody speakeasy Volstead. Volstead is the cream of the crop when it comes to speakeasies in Jacksonville, and consistently stays true to the tradition of dark lighting and misguided entrances. Once you uncover this hidden gem, the allure becomes irresistible — perhaps due to its impeccably crafted cocktails that never disappoint, or simply because it serves as the ideal refuge from the monotony of everyday life.

WACKO’S GENTLEMEN’S CLUB

It’s hardly shocking that our locally cherished Wacko’s clinched the top spot for Best Strip Club. I mean, where else can you find a winning combo of exotic dancers and the town’s most mouthwatering cheeseburger? Wacko’s has been a fixture in the Jacksonville nightlife scene for a solid three decades.

JACKSONVILLE TACO AND TEQUILA FESTIVAL Pizza and beer. Milk and cookies. Somethings just go together, and according to the readers of “Folio,” tacos and tequila are a can’t-miss. The massive event, held at whatever Metro Park is called these days, featured tacos and Mexican street fare from more than 40 food purveyors, immersive entertainment, waterfront arts market, football tailgate villages, live muralists, games and live performances from Iration, Lupe Fiasco, Big Boi and Gym Class Heroes. And, of course, lots and lots of tequila.

NAKAMA ANIME BAR Nakama Anime Bar is an anime-themed bar in Orange Park, offering karaoke by day and transforming into an adult bar and lounge at night. The atmosphere is inspired by the streets of Tokyo, bringing together the community of the anime world and those with a shared passion for traditional Japanese karaoke. In addition to having the largest selection of sake in Northeast Florida, Nakama Anime Bar offers specialty cocktails, snack items, appetizers, merchandise and more. Private karaoke and gaming rooms are available for reservations, offering an extensive song list and various Nintendo and PlayStation games.

AUTOMOTIVE

IF YOU CLIMB IN THE SADDLE, BE READY FOR THE RIDE BEST AUTO BODY SHOP (TIE) Disney Paint and Body S & S Custom Exhaust

BEST AUTO DETAILER Red Top Detailing And Ceramic Coating

TICKETS ON SALE NOW JANUARY 18

HEATHER MCMAHAN 19 THE NEW YORK BEE GEES 20 MUTTS GONE NUTS UNLEASHED 20 PAT MCGANN

BEST AUTO SERVICE / REPAIR SHOP Clay County Transmission - Fleming Island

BEST AUTO SOUND DEALER Rollin Sound

BEST CAR WASH Gate Express

BEST FAST OIL CHANGE SHOP (TIE) Jiffy Lube - Jacksonville Beach Mavis - San Jose Boulevard

BEST NEW CAR DEALERSHIP Subaru of Jacksonville

BEST TIRE STORE Discount Tire

BEST TRUCK ACCESSORIES Catlin Truck Accessories

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PONTE VEDRA CONCERT HALL

21 BATMAN IN CONCERT 35TH ANNIVERSARY WITH LIVE SYMPHONY 8 ORCHESTRA 23 YACHT ROCK REVUE 24 CHARLOTTE’S WEB FOR SCHOOLS

26 THE PRINCESS BRIDE: AN INCONCEIVABLE EVENING WITH CARY ELWES 29 TANYA TUCKER

FEBRUARY

BEST AUTO PARTS STORE O’Reilly Auto Parts

MARCH

1 2 3 4

GRACE POTTER TERRI CLARK SASHA VELOUR PINK FLOYD LASER SPECTACULAR 7 OCTOBER LONDON 9 FLORIDA BALLET 10 MIKE BIRBIGLIA 13 GLADYS KNIGHT 15 UNTOLD STORIES 16 JOHN WAITE 20 THE FROG PRINCE FOR SCHOOLS

21 NICKEL CREEK 22 NAPOLEON DYNAMITE LIVE! 20TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION 23 CHRIS BOTTI 23 THE GIBSON BROTHERS

PONTE VEDRA CONCERT HALL

24 MANIA-THE ABBA TRIBUTE 25 DREW AND ELLIE HOLCOMB 27 ONES: #1 BEATLES HITS 28 GEOFF TATE & ADRIAN VANDENBERG 29 BLIPPI

STEVE HACKETT GRUPO NICHE BRAD WILLIAMS ZZ TOP PINK MARTINI HARRIET TUBMAN AND THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD

5 6 7 10 11 12

FOR SCHOOLS

LEGENDS OF THE BILLY JOEL BAND – THE LORDS OF 52ND STREET RICHIE CANNATA, LIBERTY DEVITTO & RUSSELL JAVORS 9 ZACH WILLIAMS 10 EXTREME WITH SPECIAL GUEST LIVING COLOUR 11 GINO VANNELLI 12 THE TEMPTATIONS & THE FOUR TOPS 15 GET THE LED OUT 16 KOUNTRY WAYNE 21 AIR SUPPLY 22 TOM PAPA PONTE VEDRA CONCERT HALL

15 16 17 18

19 20 21 22 24

22 LITTLE RIVER BAND 27 WITH THE JACKSONVILLE ROCK SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA 23 HOTEL CALIFORNIA: 3 A SALUTE TO THE EAGLES 24 DANIEL TIGER’S 8 NEIGHBORHOOD LIVE – KING FOR A 18 DAY 25

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SCOTT BRADLEE’S POSTMODERN JUKEBOX ORCHESTRA NOIR THE CLASSIC ROCK SHOW THE ROCK ORCHESTRA BY CANDLELIGHT THE GUESS WHO ETTA MAY AND THE SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKS ROSIE REVERE, ENGINEER & FRIENDS FOR SCHOOLS

BRIT FLOYD RODRIGO Y GABRIELA DON FELDER FORMERLY OF THE EAGLES WITH SPECIAL GUEST PABLO CRUISE & FIREFALL JEREMY CAMP THE FLAMING LIPS AMY GRANT LEONID & FRIENDS THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SERIAL KILLERS YELLOW BRICK ROAD – A TRIBUTE TO ELTON JOHN

MAY CAT KID COMIC CLUB FOR SCHOOLS

ONE NIGHT OF QUEEN FLORIDA THEATRE BALL VEGAS STYLE LORD OF THE DANCE 30 UNTOLD STORIES 25TH ANNIVERSARY JOE SATRIANI & STEVE VAI NEIL DIAMOND CELEBRATION JOEY FATONE AND AJ MCLEAN

APRIL

THE JUNGLE BOOK

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ASHLEY MCBRYDE SWAN LAKE

FOR SCHOOLS

BEST USED CAR DEALERSHIP Subaru of Jacksonville

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BEAUTY

HOT SHOT BEST DAY SPA Pink Mojo

BEST HAIR SALON Beauty Junkie

BEST LASER HAIR REMOVAL Semper Laser

BEST LASH EXTENSIONS Bad Cat Lashes

BEST NAIL SALON Pink Mojo

BEST TANNING SALON

BEAUTY JUNKIE

Located on Edgewood Ave, this not so average hair salon has people coming back for more, like an addiction they just can’t resist. While the number of winning votes is undoubtedly related to the quality of their work, something tells us their all-inclusive gender-neutral pricing, honest work ethic, and no add-on or upcharges is what put this hair salon at the top, not to mention the salon is part of the Dresscode project and annually contributes to SMART Recovery. Not only will you leave Beauty Junkie looking good with a rockin’ haircut but also feeling good about supporting a socially responsible local business.

PINK MOJO Located in the heart of Mandarin, this salon would definitely be Barbie approved. Pink Mojo not only caters to one’s mani-pedi needs but also their self-care journey. And did we mention their pink theme? Pink Mojo nail artists offer a full range of manicure services and are known for their customized nail art. As for Ken, he’d definitely appreciate the mojo. As the “Best of Jax” favorite in the category, it’s safe to say Pink Mojo nailed it.

SolUS tanning

BEST WAXING STUDIO Waxed Jax

BUSINESS SERVICES

WHEELIN’ AND DEELIN’ BEST ACCOUNTING FIRM

BEST PLACE TO WORK

Debbie’s Accounting Service

Clay County School District

BEST AD AGENCY

BEST PR FIRM

Mad Men Marketing

Dalton

BEST ADVERTISING AGENCY

BEST PRINTER / SIGN SHOP

McGraw

Sign It Quick

BEST COMMERCIAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY

BEST PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANY

Center Beam

Foland & Higbee Inc.

BEST COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE COMPANY

BEST TAX PREPARATION SERVICES

Cowford Realty & Design

Alicia Gabree

BEST COMPUTER & IT SERVICES

BEST WEB PAGE DESIGNER

Tiny Little Tech Shop

HeartWired Digital Solutions

CLAY COUNTY SCHOOL DISTRICT Clay County School District encompasses the communities of Orange Park, Middleburg, Green Cove Springs, Fleming Island, Penney Farms, Clay Hill, Oakleaf and Keystone Heights. With over 2,500 teachers and 51 schools, their mission is to work with all stakeholders to provide a public education experience that is motivating, challenging and rewarding for all children. Over the years, the district has been recognized for its dedication to supporting the unique needs of military families, its exemplary programs for promoting and encouraging parent and community involvement in education, as well as faculty and administrators receiving multiple awards.

BEST INSURANCE AGENCY Green Insurance Agency

RETAIL

RANCH DRESSIN’ BEST ANTIQUE STORE

BEST GIFT SHOP

BEST SEX SHOP

Cool Stuff Vintage

Adam & Eve

BEST ART SUPPLY STORE

BEST HARDWARE STORE

BEST SMOKE SHOP

Reddi Arts

Ace Hardware

New Leaf Vapor co.

BEST BOOKSTORE

BEST HOBBY SHOP

BEST THRIFT STORE

Chamblin Bookmine

Darby’s Dungeon

Cool Stuff Vintage

BEST BOUTIQUE

BEST LIQUOR STORE

BEST VINTAGE CLOTHING STORE

BOBBYK Boutique

Riverside Liquors

Disco Dolly

BEST COMIC BOOK STORE

BEST MUSICAL INSTRUMENT STORE

BEST WESTERN STORE

Cool Stuff Vintage

Boot Barn

George’s Music

BEST CONSIGNMENT STORE Cool Stuff Vintage

BEST PAWN SHOP

BEST WOMEN’S CLOTHING STORE (TIE)

Beaches Pawn

Tenley Dietrich

BEST FLEA MARKET Vagabond Flea

Thrifty Rose

BEST RECORD STORE Cool Stuff Vintage

BEST FURNITURE STORE Cool Stuff Vintage

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EDUCATION

WHO YOU CALLIN’ PINHEAD ? BEST CHARTER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

BEST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Seaside Charter

Chets Creek Elementary

BEST CHARTER MIDDLE SCHOOL

BEST MAGNET SCHOOL

Seaside Charter

Arts

BEST CHARTER HIGH SCHOOL

BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL

Douglas Anderson School of the

The Foundation Academy

BEST MONTESSORI BEST COLLEGE / UNIVERSITY

Discovery School

University of North Florida

BEST HIGH SCHOOL Douglas Anderson School of the

BEST PRESCHOOL

Arts

Gan Yeladim Preschool & Kindergarten

BEST PRIVATE SCHOOL North Florida School of Special

BEST KINDERGARTEN

Education

Gan Yeladim Preschool & Kindergarten

BEST TECHNICAL SCHOOL Parisian Spa institute

KIDS & FAMILY

THE WHOLE KIT & CABOODLE BEST CHILD CARE

Gan Yeladim Preschool & Kindergarten

BEST KID-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT Bearded Pig

BEST KIDS CLOTHING STORE Cultivate

BEST KIDS PARTY SPACE Pinspiration

BEST LOCAL ATTRACTION FOR KIDS Jacksonville Zoo

BEST SUMMER CAMP Pinspiration

Weird

Wild

Stuff

Words by Shelton Hull

2024 is here, and so is this column, and year No. 3 begins now. This column

This is because there are two specific types of cicadas of relevance here —

is being written on Jan. 4, and you might think that’s hardly enough time to

Brood XIII and Brood XIX. As you may know, their life cycles are extremely

find enough fresh hell to fill this space. But oh, no, it’s like the man Ryan

long, as compared to almost all other insects, and much of that life is spent

George says, “Super easy, barely an inconvenience.” The holidays are over,

underground, safe from predators. When they do emerge, periodically, it’s

and things are now back to normal — which is to say, very much abnormal.

kinda like those kids out there drag racing and doing donuts on residential streets: they arrive, seemingly out of nowhere, cause a whole holy ruckus,

Last year ended with one of the most decisive thrashings in the entire history

then promptly vanish into thin air. Now, according to Dr. Hannah Fry, ace

of organized sports, and this year began with another one. One of the most

ginger at the BBC, each species’ life cycle is a prime number — 13 years

controversial seasons ever in college football ended for FSU on Dec. 30 with

for Brood XIX and 17 years for Brood XIII — which somehow allows them an

a 63-0 desecration at the hands of Georgia, which was arguably the best

added measure of safety. These cycles do not line up, typically. Indeed, the

team in America in 2023, but inherent flaws in the BCS system assure that

last time that happened was way back in 1803. This happens once every 221

we’ll never really know. Meanwhile, FSU, still rightfully sore over their BCS

years, which means that 2024 is expected to produce swarms of cicadas

snub, basically refused to play any actual football, accepting the indignity of

unlike anything that living eyes have ever seen. The key thing for you to re-

nine touchdowns and 673 total yards of offense like a disgruntled spouse go-

member is that they are NOT locusts, and our state is not being given some

ing the ol’ marital motions. Some two dozen petulant players simply refused

kind of biblical punishment, even if we probably do deserve it. But if you see

to play, which is the kind of work ethic that NFL scouts just salivate over. In-

anything else falling from the sky, you might want to move.

stead of using the snub to fuel their anger, and prove their merit by bringing it to the Bulldogs, they reduced their entire season to a joke with chaos already brewing for their off-season. Personally, as a Gator fan, watching our two greatest rivals endure that debacle was really the only joy I got from college football this year, and let’s not speak of it again until [checks notes] Aug. 24. Somehow that multifarious meta shit-show was eclipsed in relative infamy just five days later by the Lady Tigers of Grambling State University, an iconic HBCU founded in Louisiana in 1901. A Jan. 2 game against the College of Biblical Studies, established in Houston in 1976, was basically over as soon as it started. GSU led by 46 to 4 after the first quarter, and they fought hard to maintain that lead, which they did. The final score? 159 to 18, aka the greatest blowout in NCAA history. Only four of CBS’ 12 “Ambassadors” scored, taking 43 shots in total but hitting just eight. Meanwhile, every single GSU player scored multiple times with two scoring more points solo than their opponents did combined. You never want to see anyone get embarrassed like that, but at least they didn’t quit. Expect for this NCAA women’s basketball season to feature here again, especially in March, because NIL=shenanigans! Pivoting away from sports, let’s talk about insects — namely, cicadas, with whom we Floridians are about to get very familiar.

MEDIA

SPEAK YOUR MIND BUT RIDE A FAST HORSE BEST FACEBOOK PAGE 95.1 WAPE

BEST FOLIO WEEKLY COVER STORY “Best of Jax”

BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT (TIE) 904 Happy Hour Onlyinduval

BEST INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER Vic Micolucci

BEST LATIN RADIO STATION 106.9

BEST LOCAL BLOG

DEX AND BARBIE T POP QUIZ: TRIVIA PODCAST

Buresh Blog

BEST METEOROLOGIST

Parasocial relationships that exist in the form of listening to strangers talk for hours have been

Mike Buresh

the best thing since sliced bread, and Jacksonville has spoken and has officially crowned Dex and

BEST NEWS WEBSITE

their shared charisma — they make your commute in this God-awful Jacksonville traffic — and any

Action News Jax

Barbie as your king and queen of podcasts! With their own unique take on trivia questions — and other chores — a little bit less sucky.

BEST NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST Nate Monroe

BEST PODCAST Dex & Barbie T Pop Quiz: Trivia Podcast

BEST RADIO PERSONALITY Shot Out

BEST RADIO SHOW First Coast Connect

LAW BEST RADIO SPORTS ANCHOR Brent Martineau

BEST RADIO STATION 95.1 WAPE

BEST SPORTS RADIO SHOW 1010 XL

BEST SPORTS RADIO SHOW Brent & Friends

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PUT EM UP! BEST LAW FIRM Phillips, Hunt, Walker and Hanna

MEDIA BEST TALK / NEWS RADIO STATION (TIE) WJCT WOKV

BEST TALK RADIO SHOW First Coast Connect

BEST TALK SHOW HOST Jordan Wilkerson

BEST TV ANCHOR Chandler Morgan

BEST TV MORNING SHOW Action News Jax

BEST TV NEWSCAST Action News Jax

@904HAPPYHOUR 904 Happy Hour gives you no excuse as to why you should ever mumble the words, “There’s nothing to do in Jacksonville,” as they work tirelessly to promote numerous events occurring all around the city. From restaurant suggestions to pop-up experiences like no other, 904 Happy Hour has become the one-stop shop for all things going on in Duval on behalf of their thriving Instagram.

BEST TV SPORTS ANCHOR Brent Martineau

BEST TV STATION Action News Jax

BEST TWITTER ACCOUNT Brent Martineau @brentasjax

@ONLYINDUVAL Jacksonville residents can all attest to the fact that there are some experiences that you’re only exposed to in Duval County. Only in Duval’s Instagram page gives us the perfect meme or video to share with our family /friends who can’t experience the “unique” inhabitants that grace our city. It has become the perfect page for a shared laugh with our fellow Duval residents.

SHOT OUT ON POWER 106.1 FM When it comes to all things hip-hop and vibing through music, “Folio” readers voted Shot Out their No. 1. From his experiences with traveling the world with the Jackson family, to performing with Snoop Dogg, Shot Out definitely has the experience and connections to know what he’s talking about.

MEDIA

95.1 WAPE Launched in 1958, WAPE started as Top 40 station and from 1959 through the early ‘70s it’s certain that every teenager living along the coast from Daytona Beach to Wilmington, North Carolina was a faithful listener. Fast forward to today and WAPE is still kicking ass and taking names one of the highest rated stations in the area — and a favorite with “Folio” readers.

CHANDLER MORGAN

ACTION NEWS JAX The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup but watching morning shows, and according to “Folio” readers, Action News Jax is the one to watch. Anchors Dawn Lopez, Phil Amato and Chandler Morgan deliver the latest headlines, while Marithza Ross gives the latest traffic scoop and Garrett Bedenbaugh

While she’s relatively new to Jacksonville, having joined the Action News Jax

tells us if we’re going to need our umbrella, coat or

team in December 2021, Chandler Morgan is already making a name for her-

both.

self in her second home of Jacksonville having been voted “Best TV Anchor” by “Folio” readers. The Georgia native is an Emmy Award-winning journalist and can currently be seen as weekday anchor for Action News Jax.

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MEDIA

BRENT MARTINEAU

VIC MICOLUCCI

When “Folio” readers need the latest sports news, they turn

As an investigative and news reporter at News4Jax, Vic Micolucci covers crime,

to Brent Martineau. As sports director at CBS47/FOX30, he

justice, public safety and government, as well as the arts. He has covered four

has his finger on the pulse of all things sports in Jacksonville

presidential elections, the 2010 Super Bowl and flown with the Blue Angels. You

and beyond. As a reporter, he’s covered the biggest sporting

can catch Vic anchoring “The Morning Show” at 8 a.m and 9 a.m.

events in the world from the Super Bowl and World Series to The Masters, but he equally enjoys sharing the stories of local teams and athletes.

JORDAN WILKERSON A native Floridian, Jordan Wilkerson is also a renowned journalist and meteorologist, not to mention animal lover and a fitness enthusiast. Fascinated with weather from a young age, her sighting of a water spout as a kid mesmerized her and led her to her career path as a meteorologist. In her off time, she enjoys spending time with her two rescue terriers Brodie and Walter with her husband Robb.

folio weed choose or lose Words by Shelton Hull

Happy New Year to all those who celebrate. Some of you might still be cele-

But Florida is hardly the only state weighing this option for 2024. At least

brating by the time you read this, in which case you probably need some help,

four states (Hawaii, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and South Dakota) are cur-

and I hope you get it. The year ahead looks very interesting, in particular, as it

rently debating whether to fully legalize marijuana, but only South Dakota is

relates to cannabis, a subject that “Folio” is now in its seventh year of cover-

seeking to fully democratize the process. The other states are trying to push

ing. Yes, 2004 stands to be quite momentous on that front and many others,

legislation through, well, their state legislatures, which in most cases means

so let’s talk a bit about that, while things are still relatively quiet and peaceful

these initiatives could be overshadowed by everything else going on polit-

because that is not gonna last for long.

ically this year. Four other states (Nebraska, North Carolina, South Carolina and Wisconsin) are looking to take baby steps by allowing for medical mari-

This year is what the cool kids call a “superelection,” deemed as such be-

juana in 2024, but they’re all still in the early stages of the legislative process,

cause the U.S. presidency is on the line, which always means a greatly en-

and none of them is moving with any urgency, so it seems unlikely to happen

hanced voter turnout. Of course, the United States still lags far behind most

this year, though we can always dream.

developed countries in voter turnout, and that is probably the root cause of whatever you are currently hating most about politics. But we also have 34 of

Meanwhile, as the states continue taking matters into their own hands, the

the 100 U.S. Senate seats up for grabs, roughly 11 state governorships (mostly

federal government continues to dither on the subject. From January 2021

conservative, ick), plus territorial governorships in Puerto Rico and American

to January 2023, Democrats controlled both houses of Congress, and that

Samoa, as well as all 435 seats in the House of Representatives. So that’s

would have been the time to push through any one of several pieces of leg-

almost 600 seats, just on the national level, and that doesn’t even include the

islation that have lingered in limbo for years, waiting for a critical mass that

thousands of state and local elections slated for this year.

will never come. Instead, Biden basically ceded the House to MAGA Inc., thus, effectively killing his legislative agenda, whether that involves cannabis or

The average Floridian could end up having to choose between dozens of

anything else. And now, in 2024, instead of pushing hard to take the House

candidates, a process sure to nauseate even the most assiduously civic-mind-

back from a slate of weakened, compromised incumbents, they’re gonna be

ed of us. With a slew of weirdos, maniacs and mad men vying for a position

lucky if they can still maintain control of the Senate.

that, frankly, none of them really deserves, both parties are keen to stack their state ballots with all kinds of initiatives and amendments, plebiscites

After the Department of Health and Human Services recommended resched-

and panaceas, an open buffet of handouts and hate speech with a little some-

uling cannabis from Schedule I to Schedule III, which would effectively de-

thing for (and against) everyone. As we’ve seen in earlier election cycles, the

criminalize the plant, the DEA has spent six months saying “maybe, maybe

weed thing is expected to help boost turnout in several key states, especially

not.” It’s hard to imagine them ever doing anything to reduce their ability to

Florida, which should, in theory, help the Democrats, who always need help.

destroy people’s lives, and it’s also hard to imagine the federal government ever publicly admitting that the only reason cannabis was ever illegal was

The Florida primary on March 19 is where the Trump-DeSantis blood feud will

because government officials openly lied for decades, appealing to the same

be resolved, and by that point we should know for sure if recreational adult

racist, nationalist tendencies that are sadly resurgent today. So this presents

use will be on the general election ballot on Nov. 5. The ongoing court chal-

an opportunity for Florida to actually lead on an issue, and even weirder, we

lenge is predicated on the fact that all polls suggest an easy passage, so the

might actually end up doing the right thing this time. We’ll see!

only way, really, to stop it is via shenanigans — and nowhere does that better than Florida.

PEOPLE

THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US DAISY TACKETT BEST ACUPUNCTURIST Lathai-a Marlin

BEST ARCHITECT Mary Chamblis

BEST ATHLETE

Known for her riffs on feminism, body image, dating and politics, Daisy Tackett has made a name for herself by not shying away from sensitive —and important — topics like rape culture and sexual assault, though she’s equally prepared to discuss less pressing issues like the lack of fat bachelorettes. Besides slaying it on stage whenever she gets the chance, Tackett hosts open mic nights at The Walrus in Murray Hill (she should get another “Best Of” just for how she handles that!) and is the local producer for Don’t Tell Comedy, an international pop-up comedy concept.

Trevor Lawrence

BEST AUTO MECHANIC

FARUK

Christopher Simmons

With the hard concrete and steep ramps participants encounter, skateboarding is not for the faint

BEST BARBER

the title of “Best Skateboarder” requires more than just skill on the board; it involves embracing

of heart. But for Faruk, these elements aren’t challenges but rather trusted companions. Earning

Luke Keller

skateboarding as a lifestyle, infusing creativity and tackling obstacles with a unique approach.

BEST BULL RIDER

well-deserved reputation as the “Best Skateboarder.”

When he’s not shredding, he films captivating videos of his friend’s skate lines, reinforcing his

Nick Dunkenstein

BEST CAR SALES PERSON Dontae Kootsouradis

BEST CHARACTER Jaxson DeVille

BEST CITY COUNCIL MEMBER Matt Carlucci

BEST COMMUNITY ACTIVIST Michael Sampson II

BEST COSPLAYER Alyx Heart (Countess Alyx)

BEST COWBOY Jack Ringca

BEST COWGIRL Jenna Richey

BEST DRESSED JoHanna Moresco

BEST FILMMAKER Justen Mann

BEST FLORIST Cassidy Ramos - Manicbotanicc

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ALLY BRODY As the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words, and Ally Brody’s photographs speak volumes. Hailing from Jacksonville, Brody earned her bachelor’s degree in fine arts, specializing in photography, from the University of North Florida. Her camera lens captures a diverse array of subjects, including community events, architecture, concerts and sports, all of which convey compelling narratives and imagery.

PEOPLE

NICK DUKENSTEIN As a full-time artist, memory collector and snazzy dresser (his words), Nick Dunkenstein makes sure he holds tight to the reins when navigating the highs and lows that accompany us on this rodeo called life. With his ability to express joy through his art and his life — regardless of the obstacles put in his way — Dunkenstein is not only hanging in there but taking the bull by the horns.

BEST HAIRSTYLIST Melody Choate

BEST INJECTOR Sean Moore

BEST INSURANCE AGENT Matt Carlucci - Brightway Insurance

BEST HANDMADE JEWELER Bijubee

AUSTIN CLOUSE Ripping waves around the world, Austin Clouse has become a household name in the surf community. With numerous professional surf contests under his belt and an appearance on the ABC reality show “The Ultimate Surfer,” Clouse has enamored the masses with his beach blond hair and wicked surfing skills. According to the local mermaids, Clouse is also as an honorary merman for his frequent presence in the sea.

BEST JEWELER Underwood

BEST LGBTQIA+ ACTIVIST Queer Trans Project

BEST LOCAL ACTOR Damon Thomas

BEST LOCAL ACTRESS Kathryn Kuhn

ANGEL MAE GLUTZ Angel Mae Glutz has been rocking the tattoo scene since ’06, and you can see the love in her devoted clientele and killer linework. Catch her magic happening at Coven Tattoo Shop. It’s that keen eye for detail that keeps people coming back for another round of ink and what earned her No 1. Tattoo Artist in Jax.

BEST LOCAL AUTHOR Linda Mitchell

BEST LOCAL COMEDIAN Daisy Tackett

BEST LOCAL DJ Nick Fresh

BEST LOCAL HERO Christina Kittle

BEST LOCAL HIP HOP ARTIST Jeremy Ryan

BEST LOCAL WEIRDO JoHanna Moresco

BEST MAKEUP ARTIST Synthia Roy

BEST MASSAGE THERAPIST Katie Helow

BEST MULLET Kyle Lybrand

BEST MURALIST Willow Barnes

BEST MUSICIAN Taylor Roberts

PEOPLE BEST PERSONAL TRAINER Tailyn Mulahasanovic

BEST PERSONALITY JoHanna Moresco

JACK RINGCA AKA JACKIE STRANGER

BEST PHILANTHROPIST Delores Barr Weaver

BEST PHOTOGRAPHER Ally Brody

BEST PIERCING ARTIST

The last great American Cowboy. Jack Ringca, better known as Jackie Stranger, is a homegrown multi-instrumentalist musician who frequently takes the stage at Jack Rabbits and Rain Dogs. Stringer hangs his hat on a few key things: his country music, his trusty cowboy hat and proudly owning the title of “yo-yo master” by the U.S National 5A Champion. This “Chubby Cowboy” is now Jacksonville’s best.

Synthia Roy

BEST PLASTIC SURGEON Ponte Vedra Plastic Surgery

BEST PLUMBER David Gray Electrical, Plumbing, Heating & Air

BEST RAPPER Jeremy Ryan

BEST REAL ESTATE AGENT Anna Savitsky

BEST REAL ESTATE BROKER Root Realty

BEST SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER Darryl Willie

BEST SKATEBOARDER Faruk

BEST SOCIAL JUSTICE CRUSADER Maria Garcia

BEST SURFER Austin Clouse

BEST TAILOR Kalypso Couture

BEST TATTOO ARTIST Angel Mae Glutz

BEST VOCALIST Vince Jones

BEST YOGA INSTRUCTOR Sonya Hanlin

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KYLE LYBRAND Is the abundance of mullets in Jacksonville Minshew Mania aftermath? Perhaps for some, but not for Kyle Lybrand. He’s been proudly sporting a standout mullet since 2018. What sets his mullet apart as the best in Jax? Could it be the length, the unwavering commitment to the style, or maybe it’s just the sheer charisma he brings to the mullet game?

PEOPLE

JOHANNA MORESCO

QUEER TRANS PROJECT

Some people might take being labeled a “weirdo” as an insult. We’re quite

Based in Jacksonville, the Queer Trans Project is a Black-led and trans-led

sure, however, this year’s winner JoHanna Moresco wears it as a badge of

organization dedicated to providing gender-affirming resources to uplift and

honor. Whether she’s sporting purple hair and playing violin for Jax-based

empower trans individuals across the world. The organization also helps to

dark wave/synthpop band The Crüxshadows or fangs as a contemporary ur-

combat dysphoria by delivering essential supplies and assistance and en-

ban vampire model and host, Jacksonville’s “Best Local Weirdo” does it with

courages safe, empowered living.

a sultry style and vibe that’s all her own. Vampire. Violinist. Vixen. Indeed.

WILLOW BARNES

TREVOR LAWRENCE

Striving to make sure each painting portrays the underlying spirit of the sub-

From leading Clemson to the National Championship in 2019 to being the first

ject, Willow Barnes’ passion for art started young. Drawing and painting since

overall draft pick in 2021 NFL draft, quarterback Trevor Lawrence knows all

she was able to hold a pencil or a brush, she most enjoys specializing in

about winning. Unfortunately, his winning ways haven’t exactly transferred as

equine art. Based in Jacksonville you can see some of her work in the area

flawlessly to the Jaguars, but his athleticism, hard work, dedication and lead-

and also in St. Augustine. She also travels around the country to paint murals

ership have made a tremendous impact not only on the team but the league

for companies and sells her equine art at horse shows and online.

in general.

MICHAEL SAMPSON II Michael Sampson II is a community activist best known for his work done with JCAC (Jacksonville Community Action Committee). He is a pillar in the community who works tirelessly for the advancement of Black/POC communities. A true neighborhood hero.

TOURISM

WANTED AND WILD BEST ATTRACTION Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens

BEST BEACH Atlantic Beach

BEST BED & BREAKFAST / INN Elizabeth Pointe Lodge

BEST HOTEL One Ocean

BEST MOTEL Seahorse Oceanfront Inn

BEST ONE-TANK GETAWAY St. Augustine

BEST PLACE TO TAKE OUT-OF-TOWN GUESTS St. Augustine

BEST SCENIC VIEW Big Talbot Island

BEST STAYCATION LOCATION St. Augustine

BEST TRAVEL AGENCY David Does Travel

SPIRITUAL

ABOVE SNAKES BEST CHURCH Eleven 22

BEST PSYCHIC (TIE) Amy Hilton Ann George

BEST SPIRITUAL LEADER Pastor Joby Martin

BEST SYNAGOGUE Jewish Community Center on Crown Point Road

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ISSUES

COOL IT COWBOY BEST CATEGORY WE DIDN’T THINK OF Best Pool Hall

BEST POOL HALL How could we forget about pool halls? Whether it’s bringing together a room full of strangers or

MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT TAXPAYERS

inviting friendly competition among other avid players, pool is a timeless activity. Dozens of pool

Ron DeSantis

Up Sports Bar & Billiards, Blanding Billiards Pool Hall and Q Ball Billiard, offering a sense of com-

halls scatter the city, including 9 Ball Heaven Sports Grill & Billiards, Perfect Rack Billiards, Rack’em munity and, of course, a good time.

WORST ENVIRONMENTAL ABOMINATION Clearcutting by developers

WORST FLOOD ZONE San Marco

WORST LOCAL ZERO Ron DeSantis

WORST WASTE OF LOCAL PUBLIC MONEY

RON DESANTIS Do we truly need an explanation for this? Strangling our education system, aiming to ax 1,000 state jobs with a proposed $114.4 billion budget that slashes the current one by over $4.6 billion. Adding insult to injury, censoring books in our classrooms. Need I say more? It’s nice to see Jacksonville unite if only to name the worst.

Ron DeSantis

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has been voted most likely to cheat taxpayers after a controversial year in office. His “Don’t Say Gay” bill ruffled many feathers in Florida as well as his dedication to eliminating funding for diversity, equity and inclusion programs from public universities. Among many other things.

HOME IMPROVEMENT

TOUGHER THAN NAILS BEST APPLIANCE STORE Jack C. Wilson Roofing Co

BEST LANDSCAPING MATERIALS STORE

BEST TREE SERVICES Sunshine Garden Design & Landscaping, LLC

Sunshine Garden Design & Landscaping, LLC

BEST CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER

BEST PAINTING COMPANY

YouTube TV

Five Star Painting of East Jacksonville

BEST CARPET CLEANING SERVICE

BEST PEST CONTROL

OxiClean

Mosquito Joe

BEST FLOORING / CARPET STORE

BEST POOL MAINTENANCE COMPANY

Carpet Tree

BEST WINDOW COMPANY American Window Products

Stanley Pools

BEST GARDEN STORE / NURSERY Sunshine Garden Design & Landscaping, LLC

BEST REMODELING COMPANY Brandon James Remodeling LLC

BEST HANDYMAN COMPANY Mr. Handyman

BEST ROOFING CONTRACTOR ELO Roofing

BEST HOME IMPROVEMENT STORE Eco Relics

BEST SOLAR ENERGY COMPANY Masterpiece Solar

BEST HOME SECURITY Safe Touch Security

BEST SWIMMING POOL BUILDER Breakwater

BEST HVAC COMPANY David Gray Electrical, Plumbing, Heating & Air

WEDDINGS

SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY BEST BRIDAL / FORMAL WEAR (TIE)

BEST WEDDING FLORIST Floral Anthology

Kalypso Couture White Magnolia

BEST WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Christina Karst

BEST PLACE TO GET MARRIED The Glass Factory

BEST WEDDING PLANNER Justice Designs

BEST RECEPTION LOCATION The Glass Factory

BEST WEDDING CAKE Cora Camp

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PET PARENTING JME PRESENTS

HOLD YOUR HORSES BEST ANIMAL HOSPITAL Avondale Animal Hospital

BEST DOG PARK Kanine Social

BEST DOG TREAT BAKERY Zen Dog Grooming & Boutique

BEST PET BOARDING/DAYCARE Kanine Social

BEST PET GROOMER Zen Dog Grooming and Boutique

BEST PET RESCUE ORGANIZATION Jacksonville Humane Society

BEST PET STORE Bark on Park

BEST VETERINARIAN Avondale Animal Hospital

MONEY

ACE IN THE WHOLE BEST BANK VyStar

BEST CREDIT UNION Vystar

BEST FINANCIAL PLANNER Will Shepard

BEST MORTGAGE / HOME LOAN PROVIDER

VYSTAR OK, technically VyStar is a credit union not a bank. But the member-owned and member-managed financial cooperative has been serving the Jacksonville community since 1952 when it opened as Jax Navy Federal Credit Union. VyStar is also well loved for their commitment to doing good in the community. As a result they have grown to become one of the largest credit unions in the United States, serving more than 900,000 members.

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MEDICAL

DON’T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON BEST ACUPUNCTURIST

BEST PHYSICIAN

Dr. Dalton Tolliver

Dr. Jillian Keighron

BEST CHIROPRACTOR

BEST REHAB CENTER

Dr. Dalton Tolliver

Brooks Rehab

BEST COSMETIC SURGEON

BEST SURGEON

Dr. Courtney Caplin

Dr. Eric Weiss

BEST DENTIST

BEST VEIN TREATMENT CLINIC

Dr. Jacqueline West

Ellison Vein Institute

BEST DERMATOLOGIST

BEST WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC

Dr. Kristin Stewart

Cosmetic Surgery Affiliates Jacksonville

BEST ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CLINIC Wacko’s Gentlemen’s Club

BEST GYNECOLOGIST Beaches OBGYN

BEST HOSPITAL Mayo Clinic

BEST LASIK EYE CENTER Atlantic Eye Institute

BEST MEDICAL MARIJUANA CLINIC Affordable Marijuana License, Dr. Rene Pulido

BEST MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY Trulieve

BEST MEDICAL SPA Hydro Med Spa

BEST MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC Indigo Art Therapy Studio

BEST ORTHODONTIST Dr. Josh Goldknopf

BEST PEDIATRICIAN Carithers Pediatric Group

BEST PHARMACY Publix Pharmacy

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WAKO’S GENTLEMEN’S CLUB Where do you go when you’re struggling with erectile dysfunction? I mean this one speaks for itself, does it not? You go to Wacko’s Gentlemen’s Club. Their top-notch exotic dancers will get the job done.

CARITHERS PEDIATRIC GROUP Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear scrubs. Armed with stethoscopes and TLC, they have taken their compassion to the next level by providing top of the line care for every child’s needs. It’s their passion to keep people safe that has earned them a No. 1 spot this year.

INDIGO ART THERAPY STUDIO Using color and creativity, Indigo Art Therapy has transformed the world of mental health, and opened the door for new ideas to help support the cause. With each stroke of a brush, their patients are using art to work through their stress, painting over their anxiousness, and sculpting their best self-image. It is through their innovative way of thinking that they deserve their award for being the best that this city has to offer.

TRULIEVE With more than 7,000 employees and multiple locations in Northeast Florida, it’s no wonder that Trulieve is one of the best in the business. Offering a diverse array of products, including 250 individual product lines, they put the highest emphasis on quality of product, which is why they are second-tonone according to our readers. They also host 420 parties and raise money for non-profits, which is pretty cool.

AFFORDABLE MARIJUANA LICENSE, DR. RENE PULIDO Dr. Rene Pulido and his team are committed to making medical marijuana cards accessible to patients in every economic bracket. His clinic offers individualized patient-oriented care with a holistic approach to the use of medical marijuana with a focus on pain and symptom management and disease-specific treatment. As proponents of the Florida Medical Marijuana Movement since its inception, Dr. Pulido and his staff are committed to patient advocacy and the safety and efficacy of medical marijuana.

SPORTS & RECREATION

NOT MY FIRST RODEO BEST BAIT & TACKLE

BEST SKATE PARK

Strike Zone

Kona

BEST BICYCLE SHOP

BEST SPORTING GOODS STORE

Zencog

Academy Sports

BEST BOAT SALES / SERVICE

BEST SURF CAMP

Jacksonville Marine

Coach Moates

BEST BOWLING ALLEY

BEST SURF SHOP

Main Event

Sunrise Surf Shop

BEST BOXING CLUB

BEST SWIMMING POOL OR WATERPARK

Title Boxing

Jewish Community Alliance

BEST DRIVING RANGE Blue Sky Golf Club

BEST FISHING SPOT Hecksher Drive bridges

BEST FISHING TOURNAMENT

TEAM SPORTS

Kingfish Tournament

BEST GOLF COURSE TPC

BEST GYMNASTICS / CHEERLEADING GYM TNT Gymnastics and Fitness

BEST HEALTH & FITNESS CLUB Jewish Community Alliance

BEST MARTIAL ARTS STUDIO Rat Town Jiu Jitsu Academy

BEST MOTORCYCLE SALES / SERVICE Harley Davidson OP

BEST OUTDOOR OUTFITTER / CAMPING STORE REI

BEST PUBLIC PARK Hanna Park

BEST RV SALES AND SERVICES Jax Boat and RV

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GIDDY UP! BEST ARMADA PLAYER Eduardo Coimbra

BEST COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM Florida Gators

BEST HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS TEAM Mandarin

BEST JAGUAR CHEERLEADER Belinda

BEST JAGUARS PLAYER Trevor Lawrence

HEALTH & FITNESS

YEE, AND DARE WE SAY, HAW BEST 5K JASMYN Strides for Pride

BEST ADULT SPORTS CLUB Axe Champs

BEST ALTERNATIVE FITNESS STUDIO 10th Planet Jacksonville

BEST GYM

10TH PLANET JACKSONVILLE The epic logo for 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu alone will activate the confidence of your internal (and possibly delusional) abilities to ward off enemies. 10th Planet is the

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perfect place to go for those seeking various avenues of fitness, fun, and self-de-

BEST MASSAGE STUDIO

masters (we cannot confirm nor deny), but we do know that this is the perfect place

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fense. Everything you see in “Kung Fu Panda” was learned from these jiu-jitsu for those seeking a community in the world of jiu jitsu and beyond!

BEST PILATES STUDIO Pilates by Jen

BEST YOGA STUDIO Casita Yoga Studio

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GROCERY

FULL AS A TICK BEST ETHNIC GROCERY STORE Patel’s and Apna Bazaar

BEST FARMERS MARKET Beaches Green Market

BEST GROCERY STORE Publix

BEST HEALTH FOOD STORE Grassroots

BE WELL GREENS Be Well Greens, the saviors of the produce aisle, deliver organic and sustainable products that support the well-being of many individuals and families in Northeast Florida. Their farms and rich resources help create fresh goods that can be a delectable addition to your next meal. Their hard work and growth has now rightfully earned them a seat at the table with the “Best of Jax.”

BEST LOCAL AREA FARM Be Well Greens

PERSONAL SERVICES

BURNIN DAYLIGHT BEST COIN LAUNDRY Wave Max

BEST DRY CLEANER / ALTERATIONS Momni

BEST FUNERAL HOME Hardage-Giddens Chapel Hills

BEST PIERCING STUDIO Texas Sun

BEST SHOE REPAIR SHOP Atkinsons

BEST TATTOO STUDIO Coven

BEST TRANSPORTATION SERVICE PROVIDER Jax Swagger Wagon

WINE & DINE

GRUB UP!

BEST 24-HOUR RESTAURANT

BEST CARIBBEAN RESTAURANT

BEST FISH CAMP

Waffle House

Spices Caribbean Restaurant

Julington Creek Fish Camp

BEST APPETIZERS

BEST CATERING

BEST FOOD TRUCK

Riverside Liquors

Hungry Owl

BEST BAGELS

BEST CHEF

BEST FRENCH FRIES

Community Loaves

Marion Donahe, Stout Snug

The Loop

BEST BAKERY

BEST CHICKEN WINGS

BEST FRIED CHICKEN

Community Loaves

V Pizza

Publix

BEST BAR

BEST CHINESE RESTAURANT

BEST GAY / LESBIAN BAR

The Volstead

Blue Bamboo

Hardwicks

BEST BARBECUE RESTAURANT

BEST CIGAR BAR

BEST GERMAN RESTAURANT

The Bearded Pig

Island Girl Cigar Bar

Buchner’s Beirhalle

BEST BARISTA

BEST COFFEEHOUSE

BEST GLUTEN-FREE MENU

Elias, Tetherball Coffee

Flamingo Coffee

Foo Dog Curry Trader’s

BEST BARTENDER

BEST CUBAN RESTAURANT

BEST GREEK RESTAURANT

Donna, the Volstead

1928 Cuban Bistro

Hovan

BEST BEACH BAR

BEST DATE NIGHT PLACE

BEST GUACAMOLE

Lemon Bar

Riverside Liquors

Flying Iguana

BEST BEER BAR

BEST DELI

BEST HAPPY HOUR

Buchner’s Bierhalle

European Street Cafe

Bar Molino

BEST BISTRO

BEST DESSERTS

BEST HOOKAH LOUNGE

Biscottis

Casbah

BEST BRAZILIAN STEAKHOUSE

BEST DINER

BEST HOT DOG

Terra Gaucha

The Fox

Hot Dog Hut

BEST BREAKFAST

BEST DIVE BAR

BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT

The Fox

Sherwoods Bar

Mesa

BEST BREWERY

BEST DOUGHNUTS

BEST IRISH PUB

Aardwolf

The Donut Shoppe

The Stout Snug

BEST BRUNCH

BEST FAMILY RESTAURANT

BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT

Penman Diner

Catullo’s Italian

BEST BUFFET

BEST FARM-TO-TABLE RESTAURANT

BEST JAPANESE RESTAURANT

5th Element

Norikase

Congaree and Penn

BEST BURGER Carolina Jax

BEST KOREAN RESTAURANT BEST FINE DINING RESTAURANT Restaurant Orsay

BEST BURRITO Lola’s Burrito & Burger Joint

Hawkers

WINE & DINE BEST LATE NIGHT MENU

ELIAS Avid coffee drinkers know how vital it is to start the day off right with a nice, hot cup of joe. They also know that making a good cup of coffee can easily go very wrong in inexperienced hands. At Tetherball Coffee, Elias not only masters the art of making coffee flawlessly but also consistently serves each cup with a smile. Elias has been honed his barista skills since 2016, participating in competitions around the country, and opened Tetherball Coffee in 2021 to unite communities and groups through cutting-edge coffee in a vibrant atmosphere.

Spliffs Gastropub

BEST MAC & CHEESE Spliffs Gastropub

BEST MARGARITA Iguana on Park

BEST MARTINI Riverside Liquors

BEST MEAL UNDER $10

RIVERSIDE LIQUORS Riverside Liquors has been named the No. 1 date night spot in Jacksonville — with the best appetizers in the city. Do not miss out on a low-key, intimate dinner where you can grab a bottle of wine on your way out! It’s also the perfect place for a nightcap.

Hot Dog Hut

BEST MEDITERRANEAN RESTAURANT Hovan

BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT La Nopalera

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN RESTAURANT Falafel x Bar

BAR MOLINO

BEST MOST ROMANTIC RESTAURANT Restaurant Orsay

Led by Alfred Young, Kurt Rogers, Vadim Akimenko and Rob Roccapriore, Bar

BEST NEW BAR

Molino place is definitely a go-to for great drink prices — and exceptional

Hardwick’s

food. Nestled in the quaint neighborhood of San Marco, the restaurant features Spanish cuisine and offers an exceptional variety of mixed drinks, beer

BEST NEW RESTAURANT

and wines, including wine by-the-bottle, and package to go. The atmosphere

Chancho King

is top notch and the happy hour menu is something to brag about. Add some tapas, postres, cheese and house cured meats and it’s a definite winner.

BEST OYSTERS Sliders Oyster Bar

BEST PHO/VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT Bowl of Pho

BEST PIMENTO CHEESE BarretsPimCheeJax

BEST PIZZA Moon River

BEST PUB Riverside Liquors

BEST PUERTO RICAN RESTAURANT Flavorikan

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BEST VEGAN / VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT Seitanic Jax

BEST RAW FOOD RESTAURANT Norikase

BEST WATERFRONT DINING Cap’s on the Water

BEST RESTAURANT SERVER Anna Bell, Riverside Liquors

BEST WINE BAR Riverside Liquors

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BEST RIBS Bearded Pig

BEST ROOFTOP BAR River and Post

BEST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT Singletons

LEMON BAR Situated on the ocean in Neptune Beach, Lemon Bar is our exclusive piece of paradise, standing as the sole genuine beach bar sitting right in the dunes. With incredible cocktails, stunning views, live music and super-friendly staff, it’s no surprise they snagged the Best of Jax award. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

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BEST SMOOTHIE Tropical Smoothie

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HOT DOG HUT A staple. A classic. An icon. Hot Dog Hut was voted the Best Meal Under $10 with its wide variety of hot dogs — from the basics to specialty dogs like the Chili

Shut Em Down

Cheeto dog, an everything-bagel seasoned dog, Rochester dog, Buffalo dog,

BEST SPORTS BAR

business’s raving Yelp reviews speak for themselves. Check out Hot Dog Hut lo-

Strings Sports Brewery

Seattle dog, Big McDog and much more. Woof. Don’t take my word for it, the cated on Third street in Jacksonville Beach; it’s always a good time for a hot dog.

BEST STEAKHOUSE Cowford Chophouse

BEST SUB SANDWICH Seitanic Jax

BEST SUSHI RESTAURANT Sushi Bear

BEST TACO Taco Lu

RIVERSIDE LIQUORS Finding the best martini in Jacksonville takes time, dedication and skill – we would know, we tried. That being said, It makes sense that

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Riverside Liquors won – especially with James McMurray behind the

Legacy Ale Works

bar slinging ‘tinis. This not-so-hidden gem has become quite the sensation in Best of Jax, and honestly, it’s easy to see why. The friendly

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environment met with delicious food and mouth-watering drinks – say

Blue Orchid

no more.

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Happy New Year and thank you for all the shows and advice. It’s now

SHARI: We are so sorry

my turn to be on the receiving end.

about your loss. I can’t even imagine.

My husband passed 14 months ago after a long battle with Alzheimer’s.

TERRY: Yes, you have.

Soon after he passed I invited my sister to come live with me as it

SHARI: Come on, bro. This is serious.

would benefit both of us. She’s a wonderful soul, and I’m grateful to have her in my life.

TERRY: You’re right. And yes, I’m so sorry you have to go through this. And I’ll just come out with it: You’re not

I have been on a few dates since my husband passed. It’s awkward

wrong. I would think your sister would understand with

and strange, but I have to admit it feels good to get attention on a

this being something you’ve had to deal with for so long.

human and physical level.

SHARI: Yes, Mandy. You’re totally fine in our eyes. But we’re not family, and one thing you need to know is that

My sister has always been a homebody and enjoys reading and all her

others are still grieving him too and everybody handles

other activities. But she gets very upset and emotional when I go

those situations differently.

out on a date. Not because I’m leaving the house for the night, but because she thinks I’m dating too soon after my husband’s death.

TERRY: It turns me on when Shari makes sense. To be honest Mandy, I can’t think of anything you really need to

I told her that I really lost my husband years ago with dementia

do differently. Maybe just take aside those you feel are

being horrible for everyone involved.

uncomfortable with your dating so soon and explain your feelings. I bet every last one of them will understand.

I don’t like her thinking I’m a bad person so I find myself turning down dates and other social interaction. Am I doing the right thing?

SHARI: Now there I disagree with you, Terry. I’m sure some people won’t understand. But she said what she had to

Mandy B.

say and can hold her head high.

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TERRY: All the best, Mandy. Again, we are so sorry and we’re sending you some love, baby.

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65 List entry 66 Players by the Sea play part 67 Watch again 68 Dermatologist’s concern 69 Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ “___ Yearling” 70 Maine-to-Florida hwy. Down 1 Org. 2 Fish eggs 3 Toothpaste tube letters 4 Fake drake 5 Big Apple neighborhood 6 San Jose Country Club golf instructor 7 Florida’s Greensboro, Greenville and Greenwood 8 Piercing tools 9 WJAX forensic drama 10 Musical span 11 Work out in a First Coast YMCA pool 12 “Finally!” 17 Conks on the head 21 Unpaid-for perk 23 Fleecy boot brand 24 Elevate 25 Sneaker feature 27 Pancho’s TV amigo 29 Place for books 31 Photo 32 Texter’s “Gimme a sec” 34 Egypt’s capital 36 ___ scheme (investment scam) 38 FDR’s successor 39 Genesis name 40 Decomposes

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