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FROMTHE EDITOR At Mayor Ed Austin’s Environmental Awareness Awards Luncheon (and that was the official title, by the way), the mayor gave the key to the city to Captain Planet — Ted Turner’s environment protecting cartoon character. Before he did that, Austin talked about “balancing the needs of our environmental systems" against the “pres sures of continued growth." His point was that environmental sensitivity and “dynam ic economic growth” are not necessarily mutually exclusive. I always get nervous when people say things like that. The image of a balance between economics and ecology implies that there is a painless solution whenever profits and environmental protection conflict, it just ain’t so. Molly Ivins quotes a Texas lawmaker, Billy Williamson, who fought to preserve an asbestos plant in his district. Williamson said, “I think we are all willing to have a little bit of crud in our lungs and a full stomach rather than a whole lot of clean air and nothing to eat.” The plant's been closed for more than 20 years now. Williamson’s been dead for more than 10. Lung cancer. Too often, those are the kinds of environmental balancing acts people perform. Economic growth and environmental protection are not necessarily mutually exclusive but they have been treated that way far too often. That has more to do with perception and presentation than reality. On one side are people who argue that every job lost when any sludge producing, smoke belching widget factoiy closes is lost forever and that any call for environmental sensitivity comes from some renagade communist cell bent on the destruction of capitalism. On the other side are people who believe that every sludge producing, smoke belching widget factory in the country could be closed tomorrow with little or no economic or human effect — or at least none that should concern us. Somewhere between those polar extremes may lie a rational compromise. Or maybe not. After the 1890 census, the American frontier was declared extinct. Reflecting on the importance of that event, historian Frederick Jackson Turner observed, “The peculiarity of American institutions is the fact that they have been compelled to adapt themselves to the changes of an expanding people — to the changes involved in crossing a contintent, in winning a wilderness and in developing at each area of this progress, out of the primitive economic and political conditions of the frontier, the complexity of city life." The continent has been crossed, the wilderness has been won and city life has gotten much too complex for many of us. b Like the prodigal son, we have gone into a far countiy and wasted our substance with riotous living. Now there is no more far country and our substance is greatly diminished.

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©me Nation Ondeir One (S©d It is obvious from Tim Thornton's article “Fanaticism" (Folio Weekly, April 20, 1993) that he, too, falls prey to the selective use of history and has proven himself to fall into that group which Ralph Reed states has a “growing contempt for religion” in America. First, he has totally ignored the historical accounts of Columbus and the Mayflower Pilgrims — whose purpose was to lay a good foundation for propagating and advancing the gospel of the kingdom of Christ in remote parts of the world. Read the Mayflower Compact! Second, his affirmation of the myth of the wall of separation between church and state shows that he, too, is biased and slants his arguments with bad history. Third, I am concerned that his lack of knowledge of the Christian faith is danger ously misinforming Folio Weekly’s readers To understand the God of the Christian faith, one has to examine the main tenant

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Editor’s note: o The Mayflower Compact, which endorses (he divjne rjght of kings, is primarily concemed wit]n establishing a form of governsjnce by ]andjng somewhere they weren’t supposed to, the Pilgrims negated their charter. The Compact does say that the folks who signed it came to the New World “for the glorie of God and advance ments of the Christian faith.” It also says they came for the “honour of our king and countrie.” It should be noted, too, that many Europeans came to the New World between and after Columbus and the Pilgrims. Those 50 or so people seem a small sample on which to base a judgment about the United States. • The separation . . . of church and state is part of the intention of the founders - if you count Thomas Jefferson, James Madison or Benjamin Franklin among the founders. • The United States became “one nation under God” not at the countiy J ’s- founding but in 1954 when those words were adder’ % to the Pledge of Allegiance by an act dOgf Congress. 0 Finally, by defining religion as his version of Christianity', Broach seems to have made Thornton’s point for him.

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Lofe m japan Jacksonville is receiving some favorable international exposure in, of all places, Japan. Jacksonville resident Deborah Hoag is currently in Fukuoka, Japan, writing for the newspaper Asahi Shimbun. Part of Hoag’s April 21 column read, “In Jacksonville, Florida (my hometown), our Mayor declares April as Earth Month, and countless activities fill the days. The high light is an Ecology Fair in which 200 groups and organizations participate to showcase their resources and educate the 10-20,000 citizens that attend.” About Japan’s environmental move ment, she writes, “I realize Japan engages generously in ‘checkbook environmental ism,' throwing a lot of yen especially toward developing nations. But the respon sibility doesn’t rest fully on the govern ment’s shoulders, individuals can make a difference. So around April 22, try to do something nice for the earth: buy your own hashi (chopsticks), use one less plastic bag at the store, plant a tree." Except for the part about the chopsticks, the advice should be heeded by First Coast residents, too, and year round. In other Japan related news: In the latest edition of the Japanese travel guidebook Chikyu no Arukikata (Globetrotter, Guide to Small Cities') there is a ten-page spread on Jacksonville, featuring area attractions such as The Landing, the Cummer Gallery, the Anheuser-Busch Brewery, Kingsley Plantation and the beaches. The Florida Division of Tourism estimates that in 1992, roughly 100,000 Japanese tourists visited Florida.

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FIS & BRICKBATS A bouquet to Blockbuster Video stores and its free community service video program. Tapes about AIDS, parenting, kids and drugs, divorce and other subjects that are difficult for famtltes to discuss can be rented for free for three nights. Regional tapes, such as a hurricane preparedness tape for Floridians, are also available. Video tapes can’t make you a good parent, but every little bit helps.

Brickbats to Mayor Ed Austin for his proposal to give $1 million for City Council members to spend in their respective districts in exchange for support of River City Renaissance. River City Renaissance may be a good idea. Bribery isn’t. A bouquet to Larry Alexander of the Jacksonville Parks and .Recreation Department, the Recreation Advisory Board and Southern Bell for their program of installing new public phones in 27 city parks and boat ramps. The phones now allow park-goers quick er access to emergency help (police, EMS, etc.). All phones will be handicap-accessible. Most of the phones should be installed by early May.

Readers are encouraged to send in their Brickbats & Bouquets to the Editor Folio Weekly, 9456 Phillips Highway, Suite 11, Jacksonville, Fla. 32256. Or send via FAX, 260-9773. Be sure to include your name and telephone number.

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U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown was accused by the Florida Commission on Ethics of using her legislative employees to work in her travel agency. The commis sion however, dismissed accusations that she used legislative employees tn her s a e Senate and congressional campaigns in 1991 and 1992, and that she pressured state agencies to use her travel service. A public hearing on the accusations will be held unless an agreement is reached between Brown and the Commission.

The accuracy of Teen-Aid, Duval County’s sex education curriculum, is again being questioned. The revised abstinence-based program, which has not been reviewed by the school board, is being challenged by Planned Parenthood and several local families as being inaccurate and incomplete. Opponents question Teen-Aid state ments such as premarital sex “has been linked to the development of emotional illness."

The St. Augustine City Commission decided to test whether taxi cab riders prefer the current zone fare system or cabs with meters. Under the present system, the city is divided into nine zones which determine the cost of a cab ride. The Commission decided to allow both forms of charging fares and let the public decide which one it preferred. The Main Street Clinic in Jacksonville is tut ruing away people infected with HIV. Citing lack of money, clinic officials said they number of people infected with HIV. As of May 1 can no longer care for the growing were known to have AIDS. nearly 1,000 people in Duval County

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Cops and Guns Circling the wagons around an exclusive fraternity. By Tim Thornton

he Jacksonville Sheriff's Office seems very open and forthcom ing. But what comes forth is a lit tle unsettling. it wouldn’t be accurate to sayj the officers have chips on their shoulders, but some of thpm them dr. do have a rortoir, certain air about them. It’s cop thing. You wouldn't understand. “Why did the public not understand about the Larry Branch shooting?” Instructor Alex Arnett asked a room full of officers “Because he was a police officer," came the answer. Officers work under tremendous pressure. And they seem convinced that few people understand what they do — and fewer appreciate it. Arnett says the public “is ignorant about what’s going on." When something goes wrong, when an officer makes a mistake, Arnett warns his stu dents, people filing law suits don’t stop with cities and police depart ments.’ “Not only are they going after the deep pockets,”' he says. “They’re going after those tiny little pockets of yours, too.” Some officers feel like they're on a treadmill. They arrest people, those people get convicted but get out of jail after ridicu lously short stays. “One guy came back (from state prison) on the same bus we sent him down on,” an officer says. They don't seem to have a particularly high regard for the media, either. Arnett tells the room full of officers there is no integrity in television and no integrity at the Florida Times-Union - and they agree. He’ll wait to see about Folio Weekly, he says. Out at the firing range, officers are reminded how important practice and technique are. “Out here you lose a few points" if you don’t get it right, Arnett says. “Out there you may lose your life.” Police officers face the possibility of being shot - not a job hazard most Americans face on a daily basis. Of course, most Americans don’t go to work with a pistol on their hip and a shotgun in their trunk every day, either. And, it must be said, police officers are doing a’lot of shooting themselves. Last year 48 JSO officers were involved in 34 shootings. They shot 18 people. They killed 11 In 1991. the JSO had 39 shoot ings In 1990, there were 55. Last year,' five officers were shot at. None of them were wounded When he was asked about some shoot-

these eye witnesses who haven’t seen all they’re purported to have seen.” He also made it clear — after being asked about other shootings — that he thought none of the three men killed by officers in those particular shootings were candidates for sainthood. And, after store owner Bernard Heyman was shot by an officer, McMillan made a p’oint of telling the press that Heyman “had sort of a histo ry of using his firearm." (Since McMillan brought up witnesses, it might be pertinent to mention that one of the witnesses who corroborated the police version of the Heyman shooting was a policeman’s daughter.) Police officers, of course, are people, too. People with stressful jobs. Armed peo ple with stressful jobs. The pistol JSO offi cers cany has a 17-shot magazine. That’s a lot better than the five-shot revolvers they used to carry, Arnett says, because by the time you calm down and fig ure out what’s going on, five shots are gone. Put an officer on a course of fire — say, one that requires 15 shots in 15 seconds — and he might do well, Arnett says. Put the same officer on the same course and add pressure — a stop watch and a whistle, even — and he may find himself halfway through the course with his gun and his back-up clip empty. It’s the adrenaline rush, Arnett says. Adrenalin rush can restrict a person’s hear ing and vision and destroy his fine motor skills. It's the fight or flight syndrome. In that condition a person can fight well or run well — but not much else. That is the condition Arnett expects offi cers to be in as they decide whether to shoot or not. One of the officers in Arnett’s class the day 1 was there told how he and another officer had been alerted to a possible bur glary on a recent night. At the house, they found a broken window with a chair by it and decided to enter — through the win dow — to investigate. Once inside, they found a room that looked like it had been ransacked. Guns drawn, the officers went from room to room, looking for an intruder. Eventually they confronted a man — in his underwear, in bed. "The sergeant thought maybe he was a burglar trying to be cute. You know?" the officer said. The man was reaching for a gun. He stopped when officers told him to stop. The man, the officers discovered, owned the house. There was no intruder. “It turned out,” the officer said, “he just had a messy house." If he'd picked up his gun, that might have been a capital crime.Q

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t was nearly quitting time when Patrolman Jim McMillan was dispatched to a distur bance on Florida Avenue. It turned out to be a traffic accident. A car had run off the street and demolished someone’s front porch. As McMillan radioed for a traffic officer, he saw a man with a gun and a wild-eyed look standing in the doorway of the house. The gun was pointed at McMillan. McMillan drew his service revolver and ordered the man to drop the gun. He didn’t. McMillan ordered him to drop the gun a second time. He still didn't. For a long, tense moment there they stood — McMillan behind his patrol car, the man in the doorway of his home, each with a gun trained on the other. McMillan says he made up his mind to fire and “in another fraction of a second I would have shot him” when the man threw down his weapon and ran inside the house. It turns out the man McMillan almost shot had heard the crash of the accident, saw that his front porch was gone and

thought someone had bombed his house. behind every murder the cops commit in Jacksonville,” Cathy Testa says. So he armed himself. James Darrell Mabe was one of the peo McMillan, now Jacksonville’s sheriff, says that was the closest he ever came to ple killed by Jacksonville police officers shooting someone. It was pretty close. last year. Mabe was Testa’s brother. It takes 520 hours of training to become And, he says, it "would have been a mis a police officer. Fifty-six of those hours take.” While McMillan hasn’t shot anyone in have to do with how to use and care for more than a quarter century in law enforce firearms. “The average officer knows more about ment, the department he heads shot 18 people last year — not counting two officers his lawnmower than his gun because he who shot themselves, one accidentally and uses it a hell of a lot more,” Lieutenant Pete one on purpose. Seven people were Mittleman says. Mittleman is director of the wounded in those shootings. Eleven were Northeast Florida Criminal Justice Training and Education Center. killed. In the first three and a half months of TjOur hours of training are devoted to 1993, McMillan’s officers were involved in J/when to use firearms — when it is seven shootings, four of them intentional. appropriate, according to state statute and They shot three people. They killed two. Jacksonville Sheriff's Office policy, to apply Does the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office have deadly force. a problem with that? “Much more important than knowing McMillan says, “No, I don’t think it's a how to shoot is knowing when to shoot,” says Mittleman. problem.” Not everyone agrees. “The mechanical part we could proba “The Sheriff’s Department, they stand bly teach Zippy the chimpanzee,” he says. FOLIO WEEKLY MAY 4, 1993

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vour moral values.” The "would shoot-answers could be different for each officer, he says. In a recent retraining class, more than 30 officers were presented with two situa tions Ten of them said they could shoot in the first instance. Fifteen said they could in the second. Clearly, not everyone got the “could shoot” question that day. In their requalification exercise, offi cers fire their service weapons at targets as far away as 15 yards and as close as three feet. nphe distances and the amount of time A allowed to fire are based on depart ment records of the past two years’ shoot ings In the average gun battle, according to Alex Arnett, the department’s firing range master, the shooting is done at nine feet. It lasts 2.5 seconds. “Normally these things happen so rapidly that they almost have to be instinctive,” Mittleman says. In those few seconds, Arnett says, the fight or flight mechanism kicks in. That, he tells officers, destroys fine motor skills, restricts hearing and vision and causes a loss of a sense of time. The byproducts of that, he says, include inaccurate reports. “We had that happen to us with the Larry Branch shooting,” Arnett says. Branch is the officer who shot Testa’s brother. In the past, Arnett says, the officer involved in the shooting, other officers at the scene at the time, the first officer on the scene after the shooting and homicide detectives all wrote reports about each deadly shooting. Now, Arnett says, homi cide will write all the reports. “That way we don’t get conflicting reports that we have to explain later.” He encourages his students to make notes as soon as possible after they are involved in a shooting. “Somebody’s going to say, ‘Why didn’t you do this?’” he tells them. “Be prepared by knowing what you knew that night.” Several reports and newspaper stories later, he cautioned, it will be difficult to know what y’ou knew and when you knew it. Arnett and his students also discuss ammunition, “nice wound ballistics” and the dangers of “over penetration” — that’s when a bullet passes through a target, pos sibly striking another, unintended, target such as a child walking by a gun battle. To avoid that, Jacksonville's police use hollow point ammunition. Hollow points expand on impact, at once cutting down the chance that they will pass through the intended target and insuring increased damage to the target that is hit. “We want a decent hole," Arnett says, because a bullet is nothing more than a hole punch.” The Sheriff s Office is considering a new type of ammunition that combines some characteristics of hollow points with HH.qet°It1hOne of military style full metal jacketed bullets and adds a nasty- twist. I he ammunition is called Black Talon. It is supposed to pass through things such as wiih e^rS '*!tV0ut exPanding. Upon impact : . meJ?ln8 soft ~ human flesh, for h ick- lib buret’s metal jacket peels head of6 a.banana- Imagine the spinning vom-1 G razor passing through 7 “ w?dy ,300 feet per second. about uZ ?‘d *ne put)lic not understand about the Larry- Branch shooting?" Because he was a police officer.” 1 he question comes from Arnett. The

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actions." There were two disciplinary of those. You get scared, the adrenalin actions in 1991, both stemming from the starts flowing and you make mistakes." The last bad shooting, according to same incident. According to Connell, two officers were working at a bar. “One of Brown, was on New Year's Eve, 1989. That them was involved in the shooting and night, police shot Nathaniel Wright and didn’t want anybody to know it. The other Curtis Clemons. Wright, Clemons and some other peo one failed to notify headquarters within the proper time." The disciplinary action was ple were tiehind Wright’s father's home on Barnett Street. It was New Year’s Eve. They about paperwork, not the shooting itself. Connell gets the information about the were firing guns into the air Four police officers came cases to the board mem upon the scene, bers about two weeks two from each before the board con side of the yard venes. This makes for Wright was hold quick work at the meet ing a rifle — an ings. The most recent rifle. meeting of the board took “The Sheriff’s unloaded Wright was either about 18 minutes. In that facing the officers time, the board dealt with [© e [p a ir ■£ m e bt) l£ 9 or had his back to seven shootings, including them. He turned three fatalities. The case toward the officers that took the most time they sftaoDGil or pointed the rifle was the accidental dis toward them. charge of a shotgun into “What we have behind every the trunk of a police car. are essentially That officer was recom three competing mended for further train mwurdleir She stories and we ing. have absolutely no “We don't have too idea which is many bad shootings,” says true,” Assistant William Brown, the board's chairman. "We J ac kso qtj vd D D e»99 State Attorney John Phillips said. have some controversial . Whatever shootings. Occasionally Wright did. officers you're going to have one (Cathy TTes-Sa William Andrew and Brian Swain found it threaten ing. Andrew fired 11 shots from his pistol. At least five of the shots hit Wright. Swain fired three shots from his shotgun. Some of those pellets hit Wright, too. At least some of the shotgun wounds, according to Phillips, were "essential ly post mortem.” "He’d already been filled full of lead by Andrew. He was already dead." Phillips says. “I don’t believe Mr. Wright intentionally pointed the gun at the officers." Phillips says. However, a grand juiy — in a decision handed up March 3, 1993, more than three years after the shooting — found that there was not enough evidence to bring a criminal case against the officers. “They didn’t rule it was justifiable." Phillips says. The grand jury ruled there was not enough evidence to prosecute. "That's a lawyer’s way of saying we're not sure." But Wright's death was not the "bad shoot ing" Brown referred to. J The bad shooting was the wounding of Clemons. Officer Bruce Brown II fired two shots, hitting Clemons in the head and arm. According to

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Back to toe Future Whether you just moved to the First Coast, or you waded ashore with Ponce de Leon, the 1993 Heritage Days Festival is sure to have something for you. Indian villages, Civil War camps, the tailship the Rattlesnake and more than 40 other exhibits by local organizations which have played a part in Jacksonville’s colorful past will be displayed. The Heritage Days Festival is Saturday, May 8,11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday, May 9, noon-5 p.m. along the Northbank Riverwalk, stretching from the Landing to the CSX Building. Call the Jacksonville Historical Society at 396-6307 for more information.

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Club Cues Jim Graves plays May 7 and 8 at Harry’s Seafood Bar and Grille, 2429 S. Third St., Jacksonville Beach. 247-8855.

The Bush Doctors appear May 6 at The Roadhouse. 231 Blanding Blvd., Orange Park. 264-0611.

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Was Adolf Jewish?

Wish 1 could oblige, bubeleh. But while Hitler probably didn't have any Jewish blood, it can’t be completely ruled out. Hitler s father was illegitimate and to this day there is some question about who his grandfather was. Throughout his career he was dogged by rumors about his pedigree, S° Y ?! igT =,rc!,lated by his fellow P3^-.he/°,nc/on Dai‘y Mirror a gravestone in a

Ad it lTl?rew Characters and a name Adolf 1-Htler It s now known the Bucharest on^Artnif ln,°lihTe been 8landfather to °T Ad01f’ but Hitler was sufficiently wor ried about the whole business that accord mg to the historian John Toland, he had the Nazi aw defining Jewishness written to exclude Jesus Christ and himself ■x Here s what we know: Hitler’s oaternai hirthdtm<At>her’ ,Maria Schicklgruber gave was 49 A °*s’ Hitlers fa,her, in 1837 SShe aDDarPnttnd unmarried at the time and ti^P FivP v2eVe>revealed 'he father’s identye years later she married Johann

^asuaI hnhose days^ But Alofs kept the surname Schicklgruber until he was 39 ^In ?876 a new baptismal certificate was issued declaring that Alois’s stepfather, J G. Hiedler, was in fact his real father. By this time both Maria and J.G. were dead. Why the name change so late in the day nobody really knows, but there is specula tion that Alois did it so he could come into an inheritance. At any rate, few researchers today believe J.G. was really Alois’s father. Now for the weird stuff. After the war Hitler’s former lawyer, Hans Frank, claimed that Adolf told him in 1930 that one of his relatives was trying to blackmail him by threatening to reveal his alleged Jewish ancestiy. Hitler asked Frank to find out the facts. Frank says he determined that at the time Maria Schicklgruber gave birth to Alois, she was working as a house hold cook in the town of Graz. Her employ ers were a Jewish family named Frankenberger, who had a 19-year-old son. The son, according to Frank, was Alois’s father and Hitler’s grandfather — which would make the man who inspired the Holocaust one-quarter Jewish. Frank’s allegations have vexed histori ans ever since. The distinguished Hitler scholar Werner Maser was so irritated he claimed Frank made the whole thing up. Others think Frank was telling the truth but that the research he did for Hitler was faulty. It turns out that all Jews had been expelled from Graz in the 15th century' and were not allowed to return until the 1860s; what’s more, so far as can be determined, Maria Schicklgruber never lived in Graz. Frank’s source for the Frankenberger yarn was a distant relation of Hitler’s, who sup posedly had letters exchanged by the Frankenbergers and Maria Schicklgruber. (It s claimed they gave her child support.) But neither the relative nor the letters have ever surfaced, and chances are it’s all a crock. So who really was Hitler’s grandfather? Werner Maser thinks it was the brother of his 'egal grandfather, UllC one JUUOllu Johann O---all J. Nepomuk Hiedler. But that’s not all. Nepomuk was also the grandfather of Klara p°elzl, Hitler’s mom. In other words, J.N. was both Adolf's paternal grandfather and ‘

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In response to a complaint from stu dents, a 37-year-old substitute teacher in St. Louis admitted to authorities in November that he had indeed held an 11-year-old boy out of a fourth-floor window .to punish him for having spilled the teacher’s coffee, but said the whole thing was a joke. The teacher was later dismissed. ° In March, wealthy Italian art school director Rupert Hodson, ending a hotel stay in Lille, France, but finding himself momentarily short of cash to pay the bill, left the key to his Bentley as collateral while he took a taxi to a bank to get money. When the bank couldn't get his money quickly, the taxi driver forced Hodson into the car and took him to the police station. Furious, Hodson later returned to the hotel and attempted to buy it so he could fire the manager who had forced him to produce the cash in the first place. After that was unsuccessful, Hodson drove the Bentley through the front door of the hotel’s restaurant, causing $7,500 in damage. • Police in Chandler, Ariz., said that Wilputte Alanson Sherwood, a priest who was recently arrested and charged with sex crimes against teen-age boys, kept videotapes and meticulous logs of his adventures that reveal that since 1984, he had picked up exactly 3,908 men and boys along local freeways (a rate of at least 1.18 per day) and taken 1,840 of them to his home. • Jackie T. Stipes was arrested in Johnson city, Tenn., in January and charged with burglary. His plans were thwarted when, attempting to enter the house, he got stuck in the dog door and was discovered by the homeowner. « Psychology professor Russell Carney of Southwest Missouri State University told the Associated Press in August that he had developed a method for improving memo ry and told the reporter how he could recall, say, that a particular painting was done by Degas in 1865. First, think of an object that sounds like "Degas" (day-GAH), for example, “dagger,-and then memorize the last two digits of the _____ ■ ' sentence “Twin ' i new year by learning the moons rose r-" low, just clearing four pine saplings,” in which the first word begins with a T and stands for “1,” the second, N, stands for "2,” and so on. Thus, 1865 becomes “65," which becomes “just" “low ” which could translate to J-L, which could be “jelly," which would produce a “jelly dagger," to which the subject tries to find a resemblance, somewhere, in the Degas painting. Simple as that.

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ikeY likes it!” gqV/r Just say health food or vece■ I v ■ tarian food to many people ■ ■ and you get a look that indi cates you re some kind of off the wall nut. In spite of that, here’s a recommendation that you should try Heaven on Earth a Lafe. It features healthy foods and vegetari an dishes that are excellent. Go there with an open mind, leaving your childhood “1 don’t like broccoli” mentality behind, and you will discover some really exciting flavors. Remember, eating your broccoli is good for all those things your mother told you about and not eating your broccoli can cost you the presidency, but that’s another story. The regular menu at Heaven on Earth is the lunch menu. The evening selections are posted on a black board on one wall of this clean, almost Spartan looking cafe located in the Shoppes of Northshore at the beaches end of Atlantic Boulevard. No meats appear on the lunch menu. It is filled with an array of appetizers, salads and sandwiches that combine cheeses, guacamole, onions, olives, sprouts, nuts, soy products, cucumbers, tomatoes and other vegetables in various combinations. Fresh breads and rolls from the bakery, a few steps away, are used along with blue corn chips and pita bread. The night specials menu moves more in the direction of healthy gourmet and uses seafood to expand the possibilities^ On this evening, the entrees included shrimp fococcia (a style of pizza), baibecued grouper, pan seared sca!1°Ps aad spaghetti. Three soups du jour andI three special desserts filled out a very enticing

THE BREAD UlLSj SHOP this rendition of the soy broth, shitaki mushroom soup excellent. The creativity, combination of flavors and even the plate presentations of the entrees ranked with fancier, more expen sive restaurants. The spaghetti was simply a plate of a good quality spaghetti™ with a rich, very thick tomato sauce that explod ed with oregano aroma and flavor. To select the better dish between the barbe cue grouper and the ginger scallops was a tough call. The grouper had been grilled with very light barbecue seasonings along with red pep pers and shitaki mush rooms. The presenta tion used a wild rice-short grain white rice mix and large, fresh, just lightly steamed asparagus to create a picture per fect plate. The grouper was not overcooked and neither were the scallops that had been

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pan sauteed with a light ginger flavor just barely apparent. They were plated in the same style as the grouper. Both of these dishes were outstanding. How can dessert be healthy? Well, you use tofu ice cream and carob chocolate and graham crackers and honey and healthy things like that. Is it fattening? Don’t ask. The regular dessert called Natural Death by Chocolate was a choco late ice cream frozen between two all nat ural honey graham crackers sprinkled with carob chips. Mikey liked it. The carob tofu pie was good but not nearly as exciting as the "Death". Heaven on Earth has a comfortable, family type feel with a vety pleasant and knowledgeable staff. You will not feel out of place if you’ve never had a healthy bite in your life. Try it, you’ll like it.

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Cafe Carmon. American cuisine, blackboard menu, special desserts, chocolate truffle cake L & D, M-S. B/W 1986 San Marco Blvd 399-4488 $$ Cafe on the Square. Daily seafood catches, beef, lamb and chicken specials D, nightly. FB. 1974 San Marco Blvd. 399-4848 $$, Chart House. Prime rib, seafood, chicken, mud pie MANDARIN_______________________ for dessert D, nightly. FB. HA. 601 Hendricks Ave., I American Wok. Chinese buffet, all you can eat. L & near Riverwalk. 398-3353. $$. I D, daily B/W. HA. N/S. 10391 Old St Augustine Crawdaddy's. Unique Floridian cuisine, fish and aged J. Road. 268-4430. $. beef. L & D daily FB R suggested. HA N/S 1643 Prudential Drive. On the Riverwalk. 396-3546. $$ Bowyer's at Bigtree. Beer-steamed hot dogs, steak, Filling Station Cafe and Catering Contemporary grilled chicken breast, chili, sandwiches, baked goods. cafe cuisine, shrimp dijonaise, chicken ambrosiana, FB. HA. B, L & D, daily. 10415 San Jose Blvd. 268breads. L, M-F; D, F S. Special events brunch only. 2131. $. B/W. HA. 1004 Hendricks Ave. 398-3663 $$. Cattails Cafe & Gourmet Shop. Grilled seafood, The Loop. Chicago-style pizza, burgers, sandwiches, chicken. L & D, daily; champagne brunch, Sn. B/W. salads. L & D, daily. B. N/S. HA 2014 San Marco HA. N/S. 11700 San Jose Blvd. 262-2120 $$. Blvd. 399-5667 $. Chef's Backerei & Garden Cafe. Omelettes, soups, Metro Diner. American cuisine, appetizers, salads, salads and sandwiches. Bakery items. B, T-Sn; L, T-S. sandwiches, New York Strip, salmon B, L & D, daily. HA, 11018 Old St. Augustine Road 262-7246. $. HA. 3302 Hendricks Ave. 398-3701 $$ Creole Queen. Cajun cuisine. L & D, daily. B/W. HA. San Marco Deli. Sandwiches, burgers, salads, soups, 9965 San Jose Blvd , Merchants Walk. 260-4541 $$. breakfast foods. B & L, M-S. HA 1965 San Marco DeLeon. Mexican menu, Pollo-en-mole. L & D, M-F; D, Blvd. 399-1306. $ M-S R, weekends. B/W. HA. N/S. 9825-6 San Jose 24 Miramar. American Continental cuisine using Blvd 262-5498.$$. A , _ local ingredients. D, M-S B/W. HA. N/S. 4446 GiGi's. American cuisine, steaks, seafood. FB. HA. L & Hendricks Ave. 448-2424 $$$ D, daily. 3130 Hartley Rd 268-8080. $$. Worman’s Bakery and Deli. New York style deli Hooters. Buffalo chicken wings, burgers. L & D, daily. meats and pastries, sandwiches, bread. B & L, daily; B/W. HA 8938 San Jose Blvd. 636-9800. $. D, M-S HA. 1712 San Marco Blvd. 396-6592. Latsa Pasta. 14 different pastas, with choice «olsauce and topping, lasagna, baked ziti L & D, daily NA9965 San Jose Blvd. (Merchants Walk) 292-0930 $ SOUTHSIDE________________ Longhorn Steaks Beef's the thing. L. M-F; D. nightly. The Draqon. Chinese cuisine, seafood, sesame chick FB. HA 9968 San Jose Blvd (Merchants Walk). en, Cantonese roast duck. L & D, M-S. HA. N/S. 3820 Southside Blvd 646-1478. $. The Loop ^hicago-sty'e S The Happy Garden Chinese buffet L, M-F & Sn D, salads. L & D. daily. B. N/S. HA. 9965 San Jose Blvd. nightly HA, N/S 5671 W University Blvd 737-3521

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ST. AUGUSTINE__________________ Antonio's. A variety of Italian favorites, fresh pasta, seafood, chicken, veal. L, M-F; D, nightly. FB. R. N/S. HA. Corner of State Road 3 and 312 471-3835. $$. Aruanno's. Pasta, seafood, veal, NY Strip. D, T-S. B/W R suggested. HA. 2705 A1A S. 471-9373. $$. Barnacle Bill's Seafood House. Florida seafood, steaks. L, M-S. D, nightly FB. HA. N/S 14 Castillo Drive. 824-3663. $$ Barrancotto's Roma Restaurant. Specializing in Southern Italian cuisine, pasta, veal. B/W. HA. D, WSn. 165 Vilano Road, Vilano Beach. 829-5719. $$. Cafe Camacho Cuban-American cuisine. B, L & D, daily. B/W. 11-C Aviles St. 824-7030. SS. Cap's Seafood Seafood, chicken, steaks. L & D, daily. FB. R suggested. Hwy A1A. 824-8794. $$. Champs of Aviles. American cuisine, filet mignon, poached salmon. D, T-S; Brunch, Sn. R suggested. 8 Aviles St. 824-6410 $$ Compton's Seafood Restaurant. Steak and seafood L, S; D, nightly. Brunch, Sn. HA. N/S. A1A, North Beach. 824-8051. $$. Conch House Waterfront setting, seafood, steaks, pasta. L & D, daily. FB 57 Comares Ave. 824-2046.

Cornucopia. Italian-French cuisine. D, daily, Br, Sn. FB. HA 4075 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 471-0037. $$ Creekside. Southern-style and seafood specialties Overlooking Gonzales Creek. FB. HA. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Road. 829-6113. $$. Fiddler's Green. Seaside dining featuring local seafood, fish, chicken, steaks. D, nightly. FB R. 50 Anahma Drive 824-8897. $$ Florida Cracker Cafe Florida coastal cuisine, seafood, chicken, steaks and burgers L, daily; D, WSn. B/W. HA 81 St. George St 829-0397. $$. Gypsy Cab Company. International menu. L, W-M; D, nightly FB. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$. Hoola Hoops. All American '50 and '60s style food. Shrimp specials, burgers, sandwiches. B, L & D, daily B/W HA. 1001 S. Ponce de Leon Blvd 829-5284. S. Kings Head British Pub. English cuisine, fish and chips, steak and kidney pie FB. HA L.& D. daily. 6460 U S 1 N. 823-9787 $$. La Parisienne Classic French cuisine, soups and pas tries L & D, T-Sn B/W. HA R. 60 Hypolita St. 829-0055. $$. Le Pavilion. Continental cuisine, rack of lamb, seafood dishes. L & D, daily. FB HA. N/S 45 San Marco Ave. 824-6202 $$ Louis XIV. French-cuisine, chicken, steak, salmon. B & L, daily, D, S. 11-A Aviles St. 825-2119. $$. Mediterraneo Italian cuisine, pasta, chicken, veal, seafood D, T-Sn FB R HA 2335 Al A South, 13th St. St Augustine Beach. 471-6077 $$. Michael's. Continental nouveau cuisine, specializing in roast beef. B, L & D, daily, brunch, Sn. FB. 4000 U.S. 1 N , Ponce de Leon Golf and Conference Resort 829-8888 $$. O'Steen's. Specializing in seafood, fried shrimp. L & D, T-S. HA 205 Anastasia Blvd. 829-6974. $$ Old City House. Creative American cuisine. L & D, T Sn; B & L, Sn FB HA. 115 Cordova St. 826 0781

Oscar's Old Florida Grill. Down home fried, steamed seafood and steaks. L, S-Sn; D, W-Sn. B/W. HA, N/S 614 Euclid Ave., Vilano Beach 829-3794

Passport Joe's Beach Club Cafe. Steaks, seafood, pasta, Mexican, chicken, burgers and sandwiches. L &D, daily FB HA. A1A South at 4th St. 471-6722 $. Raintree. Casual gourmet. Nine pasta entrees, seafood, dessert and appetizer crepes. D, nightly. FB. 102 San Marco Ave. 829-5953 or 634-0400 $$. Salt Water Cowboys. Seafood, barbecue ribs, chick en. D, nightly. FB. Off A1A at west end of Dondanville Road 471-2332. $$. San Marco Grille. American-styled cuisine, steak, chicken, seafood. Cajun specialties. L & D, daily. FB. HA. N/S. 123 San Marco Ave. 824-2788. $$ Santa Maria Restaurant Seafood specialties, steaks. L & D, daily FB HA N/S. 135 Avenida Menendez, over the water 829-6578. $$. 35 Houston. Seafood, lamb, chicken, lobster, inter national cuisine. D, M-S. B/W. R. 415 Anastasia Blvd. 829 6513. $$ Villa Santa Monica. Italian/Contmental cuisine L & D. W-M B/W. N/S 26 Toques Place. 826-0209. $$. Waves Cafe. Creative American cuisine, gourmet sal ads, crepes, quiches, steaks, sandwiches. L, daily; D, T-Sn. B/W. HA. 4255 Al A S., Crescent Beach Plaza, Crescent Beach. 471-7484. $. Zanzibar Cafe. An eclectic blend of Mediterranean, Cajun, Mexican, vegetarian specialties. D, nightly B/W. HA. 179-A San Marco Ave. 824-3256 $$.

Quick Bite Every city has a few dining spols that are landmarks. In Jacksonville, the granddaddy of them all is Worman’s Bakery & Deli. 1712 San Marco Blvd. Worman’s has been a lunchtime and baked goods tradition since 1923. (Years before Mayor Ed Austin's glasses were first in style.) But just because it's been in business that long doesn't mean things never change there. Worman’s is now open until 8:30 p.m. on Friday. For more informalion call 3966592.

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A that I’ve dreamed ■--------- ■ of -- once sense of humor is very in a lullaby. Still dreaming. important No smoking, Letters preferred. drugs, moochers or chil Voice/Box 10098 (5/25) dren. Voice/Box 10148. RED-HEADED SCORPIO (5/11)________________ - You know what that READY TO HAVE SOME means! On the lookout for .FUNl ... 40 .- ’s,, ,petite --------- x(not — o t, 200 iuo .t, 40+. iivi 6'+, Ibs.-i-, not overweight), attractive, afraid to be strong, A real professional, indpnpndpnt independent woman searching for a nrnfARRinnal lady seeks fun loving, real man. Do you qualify? romantic, professional Voice/Box 10103 (5/25) man. Must be honest and SPECIAL GENTLEMAN financially secure. NEEDED Like me, you Voice/Box 10133. (5/25) are restless and long to MISTER RIGHT WHERE reach out to someone but ARE YOU? You are 25- are restrained by your cir 38, professional, attrac cumstances. 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Are you profes SINGLE. PETITE, WHITE sional, enthusiastic, spiri FEMALE, affectionate, tual, not fanatical, articu out-going c-t personality, late, tasteful, considerate, Non-smoker, non-drinker. financially secure, fit and no -----children, .... ... would like .to desirable? Me too! I’m meet gentleman with 5'8”, 133 lbs., no children, same qualities, under 55. 41, nonsmoker. Passion Voice/Box 10078 (5/25) for: music, dancing, hard work, nature, dressing up PROFESSIONAL. BLACK and the right man. Prefer FEMALE, 39, is making a letter Voice/Box 10123. final attempt to meet an honest and sincere, black (5/25) _______ ANKEdE games"Wilh°ngnto z-l l llimuilVL, d IZAIVDCC BORN ARIES, ARiF.q divorced, ri.vnrrnH pr0Vide laughter, fun and white female, 50ish, look- togetherness. Voice/Box ing for tall, slim, non- 10083. (5/25)__________ smoker, social drinker, sincere gentleman to be GOOD THINGS COME IN PACKAGES spoiled and loved in timer SMALL for an honest relationship, Here I am, slightly aged (50 ’ s) need kind, white enjoys dancing, camping and quiet times. male who appreciates aged, small packages. Voice/Box 10113 (5/25) Voice/Box 10088. (5/25) LOVE THE GATORS, outdoors, dining out, BACALL: IN SEARCH OF laughing? Are you attrac BOGEY. Divorced, white mid 40's, motivattive, 38-48, masculine, female, ed by honest communicasecure, romantic? I am a||ractive „ „ tion, Leo Buscaglia, the ti “c(" e,' '“I, sum pos Mends tng'for you"^o"ce/Box ,nS. the beach, nature, 1015g (5/25) Seeking slim down to ■ ■ ' —----------earth man with positive WHAT 1I AM: Honest, outlook. Voice/Box 10127 WHiT straightforward, fun lov- ,(5/11) o/ll. ing. attractive, profession- g-?--7 —-- ■ c al, 40, dark hair and eyes, HUJ, TWO, THREE, non-smoker, athletic, FOURI What s a beautiful energetic. What like: r.?nde . *0°k|n09 lor?, u-iiciyctiu yytiai I1 iifte. Sports, Seminoles, danc- Mllltary’ 29 blue-eyed, ^achVSu^ts."^ sports-minded, reserve female looking for militai minder winters. What I want: man, very sports ■ Honesty, laughter, intelli- 2°ni’Sm8ker'/ drinker. Voice/Box 10008. gence, strength, tender_________ ness, companionship, (5/18) -----romance. Voice/Box SLIM, attractive; 10173.(5/4) ________ DIVORCED, WniiE WHITB HOLLYWOOD IS PROOF FEMALE, mid 30’s, likes that a mutual, romantic country music and danc attraction often exists ing. Seeks friendship, between older women possible relationship with and younqer honest dependable genmen...Jacksonville is no l1l®"’aBn,^m° Voice'Box exception. Voice/Box W048(5/18)-----------------C““,

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ATHLETIC FEMALE EXECUTIVE, 43, seeks male running/training part ner. Interests include, travel, American history, animals, gardening, 5-1 OK races. Voice/Box 10053 (5/18)____________ ATTRACTIVE REDHEAD SEEKS honest, sincere, secure, professional gen■ tieman 39-50 who enjoys music, sports, theater, conversation for friendaa° ™™b„e.r' Voice/Box '0058 (5/18) DOES BEACH BOP, BOP, SUGAR push, country & western waltz, and twostep mean anything to you. 50 something gentle men only. Voice/Box 10063 (5/18)__________ CLASSICAL BEAUTY AND GRACE; 29, sophis-

ticate, intelligent, professional, humorous, playful, jeans to formals, bathtubs to You; hand “ ballrooms. u-"-----------------**—* some, professional (doc tor, lawyer, etc.) witty athletic, well-mannered," over 5'8", 5'8”, and skeptical of meeting through advertisements. Send note, photo, phone (TV, VCR, car and 510,000.) Voice/Box 10038. (5/18) I'M 18 AND JUST BROKE UP with my high school “sweetie"—So rm out on a shopping spree. Shopping for . new and1 unique things. Want to go shopping? Voice/Box 10033 (5/18) “BEST FRIEND WITH POTENTIAL" position available. Qualified candi dates are 22-28, funny, liberal, college grads (goatees

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Responsibilities include frolicking with me at' Raves, techno clubs, outdoor festivals. Experience helpful, but not necessary, Benefits are pretty. auburn-haired, blue-eyed co-worker and unlimited fun. Voice/Box 10033. (5/18) THE PERFECT EVENING? Candlelight dinner and a great movie! Single black professional female seeks male coun terpart 28-34. Voice/Box 10013, (5/18)__________ INTUITIVELY I HAVE BEEN DRIVEN TO WRITE THIS as the means to find you. You, my soulmate, are spiritual, warm, gentle, loving, expressive, compassion ate and on the path to self-actualization. You have been wondering how and when we’ll meet have faith in fate and our destiny and answer this. I, cSu,r-P??™' am, 351 sitive, warm, extroverted, full bodied, beautiful and l.l,_ •yQ(ji fascinating. I, like you, possess anincisive incisivemind, mind, ------- v.,1 an intuitive advanced spirit, and a warm, noble soul. iI am waiting for you. .... Communication channels are open... Please Mu<=inxy respond to the■ ..w frequency noiuu listed UUIUW... below. •Voice/Box 1PQ18. (5/18)______ ____ ''M/ -

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mj safflfeWHS g»S8 P.S. Just don’t let me get drunk or else?ll Voice/Box 10023. (5/18) SINGLE. WHITE MOM, ?2;_Pblile medical prolessional seeks tall, dark, handsome single parent that .re resembles Tom ®en^b'®s Tc av ation Think" of vi of oHen hoje you /a you you call. Voice/Box 10028, (5/18)

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female. 50, college edu cation, employed, dog lover, non-smoker non drinker. Attractive 510 155 lbs. seeks educated non-smoker divorced /widowed white maie. ("icp/Box 10181 (05/11)

SHORT, SASSY. SAGA CIOUS,senior single white female, 50's, seeks secure, spirited, sharing, humorous, single white male 50-60 for rest, best of life. Note/Phone. Voice/Box 10162 (05/11) REDHEAD, greJ=n EYES, CLASSY LADY seeks tall, honest, professional white gentleman 36-49 who enjoys church, beaches, boating, fishing and camping. Voice/Box 10167 (05/11) LOOKING FOR MR. KINKY to play in my toy box. Get wet, wild and slippery too! Sounds great to me, what about you. Please send picture. Voice/Box 10163. (5/25) TAKE ME FOR A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. Some like it hot? I want to burn baby. White female, 32, lonely and looking for a playmate. Prefer letters. Voice/Box 10128. (5/25) FULL-FIGURED, LATIN, 31, not perfect 10 not looking for one. Sweeter than honey, looking for Mr. Wonderful 5’9" and up, 30 45, fun-loving, pas sion interested in more than a ten. Letters only. Box 10172 (05/11)______ HERE I AM! Pretty, petite blonde, 27 Where are you? Attractive, sharpdressed professional, when we finally find each other, look out! Voice/Box 10117, (5/4) _________ PROFESSIONAL LADY, 34, pretty and smart, seeking handsome, pro fessional gentleman inter ested in sports, music, dining, excitement. Great personality? Please write' Voice/Box 10122, (5/4) ?SEC WHITE FEMALE. 40, attractive and athletic, seeks profes sional attractive, trim and romantic guy. Must enjoy good wine, conversation and music. Must be hon est and secure. Send note 10n0d92U(^r' V°iCe/B0X ^•SOMETHlKiGT^r sional, light smoker, secure, sincere, white female with sense of SSir/Qslekin9 same ?ant n?,- +9e bhimpor-

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NEWCOMER SEEKS HAND OF PRETTY, sien der lady to hold as he wanders though Ibis great new adventure called Jacksonville. 6'2', 185 lbs., 44, professional. Easy going, likes kids. Please send photo Voice/Box 50040. (5/251 ATTRACTIVE. 38 YEAR OLD, 6'. 175 lbs., physi cian wishes a discreel rorat'io'nshi'p^luTEg holiday from responsibility t0 express feelings dreamS1 romance romance and and dreams, talk. Voice/Box 50030. (5/25) ARE YOU EDUCATED, INTELLIGENT, SEXY

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