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TABLE OF CONTENTS Cover Feature Reasonable Force or Wrongful Death? I he story that began the night Officer Larry Branch killed Greg Eage and Jarnes Mabe is far from over. By Tim Thornton

Stage By Tanuja Mehrotra

Writers By Don Lee Keith

Cultural Phenomenon

The Mail

Briefcases Bouquets & Brickbats Local News Summary Sports Talk By Greg Larson

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Commentary By Victoria Donnelly ® News of the Weird By Chuck Shepherd ® Restaurant Guide Best Bets <D © This Week Calendar Listings © Classifieds Music By Carlton Higginbotham

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Movies By Pat McLeod

Publisher: Sam Taylor Associate Publlsher/Ad Director: T. Farrar Martin Editor: Tim Thornton Production Manager: Meg Hendiyx Sales Manager: Dave Hendiyx Hendryj Business Manager Lynn McClendon Photo Editor Walter Coker Receptionist: Debbie Delgado D( Staff Writer: Tanuja Mehrotra Editorial Intern: Jay Polachek Classified Advisor Sherri Broussard Graphic Designers: Phyllis Vandermolen, Susan Rigdon Graphic Intern: Mike Birchall Sales Representatives: Rebecca Banaszak, Amy Jenigen, Kathrin Lancelle, Pamela Lloyd, Jeff Piercey, Anne Rossignol and Emily Taylor Contributing Writers: Cecil Adams, Frank Andrew, Travis Charbeneau, Hal Crowther, Victoria Donnelly, Laura W. Haywood, Anne M. Johnson, Greg Larson, Pat McLeod, Manane Matera, Lance Roberts, Chuck Shepherd. Arvid Smith and Ted Weeks Cartoonists: Tom Tomorrow and Darby McClintock. Folio Weekly is published Tuesday and 32,000 copies are distributed throughout the Northeast Florida area. It contains opinions of con tributing writers that are not necessarily the opinion of this publication. Folio Weekly welcomes both editorial and photographic contributions. Manuscripts or materials should be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed envelope to be returned. Please allow six weeks for a response. Calendar information must be received three weeks in advance of event date Copyright © Folio association of Publishing, Inc 1994. All rights reseived. Advertising rales and information are available on request. One ------------------------- free copy per person. Additional copies and back issues are 25« each. The subscription rate is $8 for 13 wks., $15 for 26 wks., and $28 for 51 wks. by 3rd class mail. First nzi^/iriranirirT^ Class mail subscriptions are $20 for 13 wks., $40 for 26 wks. and $70 f.\ V/ V L1Mb 1 t,L/ alternative newsweeklies for 51 wks. Address all correspondence to Folio Weekly, 9456 LA audit circulation Phillips Highway, Suite 11, Jacksonville, Fl 32256. (904) 260-9770.

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FROMTHE EDITOR I used to have this quote taped to my telephone. It was something like: “A man’s greatest disappointment lies in the difference between what he thought would be and what he has in fact become.” That’s not exactly right and I don’t know who said it because one day while I was at lunch, a serviceman came and replaced my phone and my inspirational quote was gone forever. The lesson of the quote was twofold. First, never attach anything you want to keep to something that can be carried off. (That was the lesson of the serviceman, actually.) Second, it’s a good idea to stop and take stock once in a while, just to keep track of how far off course you’re veering. Better to catch those detours early — and decide whether they are detours or genuine new paths — than to wake to the sudden and painful realiza tion that your plans to be a major league shortstop went down the tubes 15 years ago and you haven’t developed a Plan Byet. Anniversaries are a good time for such stock-taking. With this issue Folio Weekly is seven years old, so let’s take stock. When Folio Weekly turned six, we unveiled a new look and a new attitude. In this very space I wrote: ‘‘Our interests are broader. There’s a harder edge to our stories, a sharper point to our commentaries.... It’s not that we’re getting stuffy - Folio Weekly will continue its tradition of irreverence and unpredictability. It’s just that Folio Weekly respects our readers interests and concerns enough to take them seriously." I think we’ve done fairly well at all that. This issue is a case in point. This week Folio Weekly addresses a controversial shooting and the legal cases that have risen from it, the mythic aura of Southerner writers, baseball, soccer, cheerleading, a new compact disc, bluegrass music, a movie, an art exhibit, a different view of The Players Championship and a stage production based on a 70s sitcom. And some other stuff. Since its last anniversary, Folio Weekly has been accepted into the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies and has joined the Florida Press Association. That may not sound like a big deal, but membership in those associations gives us abilities that we didn’t have before — researching and networking and investigative abilities — and an opportunity to improve ourselves by learning from publications across the country. All things considered, I think we’ve made a good bit of progress. As I see it, there are only two things left for Folio Weekly to do: more and better — which is just what we intend to do. Probably the most cliche-like phrase used at Folio Weekly is that we want to “go to . x{ ievel.” But it’s not a cliche. It’s a mission. 1 think we’ve climbed a few stairs ■ e last year. This week we’ll catch our breath. Then it’s on to the next level. 1 hope you’ll stick with us.

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Republican Vultures The main reason Whitewater has become a so-called scandal is because Republicans have very little to contribute the nation. They lack any perception and knowledge on issues such as welfare reform, health care, crime, or the economy , President Clinton has done more for tnis country in the first year, than any other pres ident in 34 years. He has certainly accom plished more than Bob Dole or Newt Gringrich have in their entire careers. Instead of trying insipidly to capture the high moral ground, and continually show total disrespect for the president and Hillary Rodham Clinton, Republicans should try to introduce new ideas to the nation. But, they continue to feed on people’s fears and cyni cal attitudes like vultures feed on road kill. The American people, for the most part, are becoming more perceptive as time goes on. Republicans will realize this again in 1996. Chuck Lysaght

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We’ve got Nancy Hogshead, an Olympic gold medalist in swimming. We can also claim Bob Hayes, a track gold medalist. But not many know that Olympic gold medalist archer Jay Barrs is also a Jacksonville native. He was bom and raised here and his parents still reside here. Now he makes his home in Salt Lake City, Utah. Jon Cook, president of North Florida Archers, says that since Barrs has so many fine achieve ments in archety and since he happens to Jacksonville be from here he deserves to be recognized. The North Florida Archers will honor him C©ver Those Brasists April 9 during a dedication ceremony for a 50-acre archery range that will be named Jeanne Faulconer’s obsession with after him. It will be called the Jay Barrs Gold breastfeeding (“Breastfeeding, A Personal Medal Archery Range. and Political Work Place Issue, March 22, Barrs holds 10 national archery titles, 1994) and her wont to inflict her personal philosophy on the work place are truly and is the sole winner of back-to-back world field archery championships. He won amazing. (Is she really serious?) First of all, yes, we are mammals, but we the Men’s Individual Gold Medal for archery walk upright, breastfeeding is a choice and in the 1988 Seoul, South Korea, Olympics somehow prior to and in the '50s, ’60s, 70s and the silver medal in the 1992 Barcelona, and early ’80s, mothers managed to bond Spain, Olympics. He’s aiming for the gold with and breastfeed their children in loving, again in 1996. At the dedication ceremony, Barrs will intimate privacy and when not able to do so, they “expressed” their mother’s milk be presented with a sand blasted sign for and had it available “on cue” for their baby. the archery range and a bronze plaque that Granted a bared breast for the purpose outlines his achievements thus far. Barrs of “discreet" breastfeeding may be far more will also give a 15 minute demonstration of acceptable to most than the thonged or his archery abilities. He will shoot Alka french-bikini bared bottoms of beachgoers, Seltzers and life savers off of golf tees at a or the micro-mini, transparent clothing distance of 15 meters. It might sound silly, being offered as fashion to today’s woman, but according to Cook, it requires a remark able amount of skill. Barrs will use the tradi but where is all this going to end? It seems that the young parents of the tional recurve bow or “stick bow’’ as ’90s, although as Faulconer stated back archers call it which makes the demonstraf more of a challenge. Those bows don't packs or baby slings are available, have not tion only seized upon their personal choice of have a formal sighting system on them. crowd plowing shopping carts to wield baby Cook says, “In order to hit the target with strollers through narrow-aisled antique that bow you have be an instinctive shooter shops, shopping malls, craft fairs or other ... it requires a lot of practice." The archery large, crowded gatherings regardless of the demonstration and range dedication are fact that the child is overexposed to numer open to the public and will be held in con ous climatic changes, sharp-edged or point junction with a North Florida 3D Circuit ed packages, noises, odors and illnesses Shoot that begins at 8 a.m., April 9. The sees nothing but kneecaps, can be tripped dedication and demonstration are at noon. over and fallen upon, not to mention many The range is located on U.S. 17, north of 1many a bruised shin or ankle to others but 295, across from NAS Jacksonville.

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items into the wells to save them from pillaging pirates. What makes this discovery unusual is that the well was constructed with coquina, Bond says, "Coquina wells were rare for St. Augustine during this time period ... it predates the fort." It is the oldest coquina well they know of at the ■moment ■IVIIICHU Employees 17—' of the Preservation Board are reconstructing the site, using coquina blocks to bring the well up to its normal height. When they are finished, the well will stand rpp __ v four —u. uuuvc jiuunu approximately feet above ground and... eight feet estimates they . ----- deep. —Bond 4_,v,Ilvl coumaica uiey will fomally epcr. open the site to iuc the public uy by the end of April

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n lrfl8B3=oOjP SDBDgte Local entertainer David James was fea tured on the cover of Folio Weekly for a story about hip-hop culture (November 5,1991) Now, he’s put out his first single on the Eastsound Records Label. It’s called “My Bedroom." It’s available on cassette single.

Mew journal In September of this year, The Wall Street Journal will begin inserting in its regular edition a weekly section enti tled The Florida Journal. The weekly insert will cover statewide topics ranging from politics and economics to Yacko, Wacko and Dot smile for the animators. business and finance. The new publication will be Thumbelina. Yakko, Wakko and Dot, two housed in Orlando and be headed by brothers and a kid sister,, look like Goofy„ Robert Johnson, The Wall Street Journal’s meets Mickey mongrels, and they’ve been deputy bureau chief in Houston. -------.---------------------------------------------------t around just as long. They were created in the early 1930s “by an unnamed animator who • •» -> - - » »*->_-----1----- 4.1...... crossed over the edge.” It’s no wonder they were quickly put away for 50 years. Warner Bros, thought they were too crazy for the genDan Rather’s appearance at the

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By Greg Larson here’s a lot of talk about coaches more. It’s a combination of gymnastics, around town these days. Jimmy tumbling and dancing. Cheering at games Johnson, Barry Switzer, Lon is secondary to the state, national and Kruger, Tom Coughlin, etc. regional competitions. Everything starts in My favorite? None of the above. June with two hours of practice each day Vince Lombardi? Used to be. through the end of March. Tommy Lasorda? Uh-uh. Englewood is a little like schools with The best coaching job I’ve ever seen well-known programs in other sports in that turned in was registered by a guy named many of the participants on the cheerlead Joe Howell. You’ve never heard of the guy ing squad transfer in to be on the squad. and probably never will again. Howell Howell is black. Yet he kicked the only two coaches the national championship cheer blacks off the squad because he didn’t feel leading squad at Englewood High. they were working hard enough. He kicked You can take your leave now that I’ve three girls off for skipping school one day. identified the subject. But you might want Another girl was let go because he said he to hang around because this guy is a com lost confidence in her. It should be said bination Vince Lombardi-Bobby Knight. that Howell offered to let these people 1 know this is cheerleading, not a major cheer at games but removed them from the sport, but Howell made it close to life and competition squad. death and what a great education he pro I found myself throughout the season vided. He tossed kids out of practice. He calling my daughter almost every day to get stormed out of practice himself. Like a Joe Howell report. Sometimes the cheer Lombardi, he treated his players equally — leading captain would call “players only” like dogs. meetings at her house because Howell’s This is all about goal-setting, setting stan demands seemed to be eroding morale. dards and straining to The effects of a 10adhere to them and month season plus hav tolerating no frivolity. The best coaching ing to work conces Players had little con sions at Coliseum tests to see if they job D’ve ever seen events to help defray could catch Howell costs can be rather turned m was smiling. wearing. But Howell I’ve never spoken never let them forget to Howell. I admit that registered by a gyy about standards and I’m a tad intimidated goals. by him. Yes, a local named Joe Howell One day 1 asked my level ruffian like me daughter what she Howell coaches thought about Joe intimidated by a cheerleading coach. Howell, who is also her the national Howell doesn’t math teacher. It was right after report card schmooze much with championship time. She was between parents, so I get most a C and a B. Howell of this from my 10th grade daughter Erica, cheerleading sqoad gave her a C. “Now is not a good who was on the squad, and her moth at Englewood Migho time to ask me about Mr. Howell,” she said. er. I loved it. Several times her There were a few mother said she thought Howell was too demanding. Let it finicky parents, mothers especially, who ride don’t say a word,” 1 told her. This was thought Howell was too tough on their little going to be a tremendous education. girls or boys. Yes boys. Big-time cheerlead Surprisingly, she demurred and said nothing squads are made up of 10 girls and six boys. ir)0 But when the Englewood squad hoisted Howell preferred to practice on the gym floor so practices were at night after bas the national championship banner, nobody ketball and other activities had cleared the had any problems with Joe Howell. My daughter shook her head and said, cvm If one of his kids was too sick to attend school Howell expected them to “You were right Dad. All we had to do was rest all day and be ready to practice that hang in there." What an education! nicht My daughter did that several times Sone time she was simply too sick to I couldn’t resist, though. “What about Joe Howell now?" 1 asked her. She just laughed. I loved it. U»» grinding « “ “"^shoulTlxpla^na^ this juncture that n-Jh school cheerleading is not the sisGreg Larson can be heard on the Sports h,gh schoo baskef see fhat r|m for Lunch Bunch, Monday-Friday, on boom-bah jimmy, put it in type stuff any- WVOJ AM 970 from 12:05 p.m.-2 p.m. corns on >■

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n sold my first house recently, a big, tra11 ditional, two-story home on a huge ■ rectangular lot. 1 fell in love with it at EJ first sight and thought I’d live there forever; it had more space than my last four apartments combined, and extra touches I couldn’t resist, like built-in oak shelves on either side of the fireplace and a kitchen big enough to sublet. It was supposed to be my dream home and 1 sometimes feel a pang when 1 look at pictures of it now, from the safety of my new apartment. It’s a strange feeling 1 haven’t had before, a combination of sad ness and the realization that, when God really wants to punish us, he gives us exactly what we want. I guess it was the size of the place that really hooked me. The house was on a cul-de-sac with a huge, fenced back yard; my husband, Frank, and I were childless at the time, but I immediately envisioned armies of little Donnellys and their friends out back, play ing by the pool we’d no doubt put in the minute the deal closed. There wasn’t much landscap ing and the all-wood exterior needed paint ing, but, as our realtor kept repeating, those were fixable problems. A few hundred bushes, a few hundred gallons of paint and we’d be ready for the cover of House Beautiful. We bought the house and, with what remained of our life savings, bought enough paint to cover it. My husband took a week’s vacation from work and we got started, full of the hope and pride and stupidity of brand new homeowners. I guess my first inkling there might be a problem came when my hus band climbed the triple-extended ladder to the highest part of the house and stayed there an hour and a half, painting the same square foot of wood over and over and over again. He’s so thorough, 1 thought, and tried not to scream hysterical ly and shake the ladder with rage. It took two days and the near-end of our marriage before 1 realized he was just scared to death of heights. ] had to tackle the high parts myself, but the house finally did get painted. I remember the incredible feeling of walking across the cul-de-sac to look at the finished product; the house, freshly painted in lovely brown with blue shutters, the vast expanse of lawn freshly mowed. Who could have thought that two kids, reporters bv trade could live in such a mansion? It never occurred to me to ask the really important questions, like what we were

doing with this colossal maintenance pro ject when we resented even the few min utes it took to clean our previous place. How much did we know, or want to know, about cinch bugs, mole crickets and wood rot and termites? Just what the hell were we doing there, anyway? We stayed put for almost five years; we persevered and neither of us ever let on to the other exactly how miserable we were. I spent hours mowing the lawn after work so Frank wouldn’t have to devote half the weekend to the job; he got up at the crack of dawn to move the sprinkler around the faraway corners of drought-weary grass. Both of us learned more than we ever cared to know about using broom handles to force the blades of the garbage disposal to turn again, and finding the perfect gizmo to make the toilets stop running. We persevered, but we never really got the hang of it. We clipped every article ever written about fertil ization and pest control, but large patches of our lawn withered and died anyway, the victim of cinch bugs or sod web worms or the other ungodly insects that ms make life miserable for those of us too poor to hire a lawn service. I think the entire house was clean on two occasions: once when we first moved in and again when we finally decided to abandon ship and move out. Otherwise, it was clean in patches; the entire downstairs sparkled when company came, and the dining room and formal liv ing room, the two rooms we hardly used, usually stayed that way. The kitchen floor wasn’t washed nearly often enough, though, and I avoided vacuuming upstairs for weeks at a time. I discovered early 1 had a terrible combination of personality quirks: I hated to clean, but I hated having a messy house even more. I’d trudge through the house resentfully, vowing each lime to put things away and finally keep it neat; it never worked. If I wasn’t quite Oscar Madison, 1 was no Felix Unger, either. So I sold the house of my dreams and I’m still not sure whether tears the last day came from sadness or relief. I have a child now, but I’ve gone from four bedrooms to two, from 2,300 square feet to 900. The apartment’s only temporary, of course; soon, I’ll start looking for a new house. The dream has changed, though. Give me a small, brick house with a pretty pool and rock gardens filling up most of the back yard. Better yet, give me a condo.

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Bif Im Ttoretow ! hree minutes. I That’s how much time passed between the first and second phone calls from the red brick house with the gray trim — Larry Branch’s house — to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Time enough for two men to die. The cause of death in each case case “was classified as multiple gunshot wounds and the manner of death was clas sified as Homicide.” The calls were made and the shots were fired by the same man, Branch, a detective with the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. The men he killed were James Darrell Mabe and Lewis Gregory Page. The killings touched off a legal battle that goes far beyond questions about what happened that night and whether Branch’s actions were justified. In separate lawsuits, the estates of Mabe and Page charge that the JSO's policies, practices and proce-

dures “permitted, encouraged, tolerated and ratified a pattern of practice of unjusti fied, unreasonable and illegal shootings by police officers..." The suits charge that JSO “policies and customs” lead officers to believe that “improper discharges [of firearms] would not be honestly and properly investigated ... with the foreseeable result that officers are more likely to use deadly force in situa tions where such force is neither necessaiy or reasonable.” The events that filled those three fatal minutes, as described by Branch, were very straightforward: "Two subjects tried to force their way into my home, after threat ening to kill me and a mother and her two children. I opened the door for the subects (sic) and both tried to assault me, after 1 had told them both I was a police officer, and they were under arrest. I shot both subjects in self-defense.” Both men, autopsies showed, were legally drunk. The mother and children

Branch mentioned were Page’s wife, son and step daughter. Det. J. A. Bradley’s report — the report that the JSO Firearms Review Board depended on — offered a more complete telling of Branch’s version of the deadly three minutes: “...[Branch] stated that when he opened the front door that two men pushed into his residence and that one of the men grabbed him by the neck area. The other man was behind the first man and slightly to the man’s right. They were in the foyer of the residence. The second man was Mr. Page and he was try ing to get around the first man and hit Det. Branch. Mr. Page and the man were inside his residence and he told them that he was a police officer and that they were under arrest. He had his gun in his back pocket and he pulled the weapon. Mr. Page came around the first man on the man’s right side and Det. Branch fired several shots at both of the subjects. “The two suspects then turned and ran

out of the residence by way of the front door and Det. Branch stated that he ran after them and continued to fire his weapon at them from the front porch area. Mr. Page ran towards the driveway and the other man ran towards the vehicle. Mr. Page fell on the sidewalk by the driveway and the other man ran to the vehicle. Det. Branch ran around the back of the vehicle into the street area where the shell casings were located in the street. He stated from this position he thought that the suspect was getting a weapon from the vehicle and he fired several times with his weapon at the suspect. The suspect then fled the scene in the vehicle. Somewhere during this time his weapon jammed and he ran to his police vehicle and obtained a sec ond magazine for his weapon and cleared the weapon of the jammed shell and inserted the second magazine.” The “suspect" who “fled the scene” was Mabe. He was found, dead, a few hundred feet from Branch’s house. The Jeep FOLIO WEEKLY APRIL 5, 1994 <f>

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that there would be a grand jury investica tion into the shootings. The decision was driven by public doubt about the State Attorney’s conclusion. That doubt was fed by charges of conspiracy and cover-up from the families of the dead men. Two months later, the grand jury issued its report: “We sympathize with the families of the deceased, but we do not agree with them about what the facts prove. We feel that no one knows nor will anyone ever know exactly what happened that

times, at least five of them while hewas m the Jeep, trying to drive away. Page * didn’t make it as far as the Jeep was sho four times. Apparently, m the hrs‘ moments of the shooting, Pag wounded much more severely than Mabe. According to Bradley’s report: On the sidewalk starting at the front porch and leading to the driveway was what appeared to be a trail of blood ... the trail of blood continued across the driveway behind Det. Branch’s detective car to the the (sic) sidewalk on the right side of the driveway. The trail of blood stoped (sic) at this location and this is where the victim Page was located.” Branch has said that he thought Page and Mabe were armed when they came into his house. They were not. He has said he thought Mabe was going to the Jeep to get a gun. There was no gun in the Jeep. Branch’s story was accept ed — more or less — by the State Attorney, a grand jury and the Firearms Review Board. At least, none of them found enough evidence to disprove Branch’s version of the events. State Attorney Harry Shorstein was quoted in the press as saying, “We did not make a determination in our office that the actions of Officer Branch were proper or necessary. We have made a determination that we do not believe there’s probable cause of a prosecutable Officer Larry Branch displaying a bruise he allegedly charge.” recieved the night he shot Page and Mabe. As Assistant State Attorney Jon Phillips explained much later, “I don’t night. After reviewing all the available facts think we ever said the shooting was justi and testimony, there are still inconsisten fied. What I think we’ve said is that we cies in the details of that evening. ... This Grand Juiy has concluded that there were errors in judgment made by James Mabe, Greg Page and Larty Branch. ... Gossip, rumor, and innuendo are not admissible evidence and cannot be used as the basis for an indictment. After intense scrutiny, the theories and beliefs of the families [of the siain men] of what might have hap pened simply did not materialize.” Almost a year after the grand jury report, the Firearms Review Board voted unanimously to clear Branch. Capt. Larry’ Russell, one of the four, told the press, My decision wasn’t based on Lany Branch as a police officer, it was based on Larry Branch as a citizen and a property owner being accosted and attacked and put >n fear of his life. It’s unfortunate the force had to be deadly force, but it was very rear sonable.” None of this stopped the stoiy. It keeps going, through state court, federal court, bankruptcy court, an FBI investigation ana an examination by U.S. Department oi couldn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn’t justifiable " D Justice. Understanding this story — if suC„ a thing is possible — requires picking long before Branch armed himself with n> service pistol and opened his door to man who had allegedly threatened to Kt him. Before Branch’s first call to the J»u fcxx *■-— — - - -

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According to Bradley's report, Page’s wife, Pamela, met Branch at church about six months before the killings. She had

began attending Branch’s church, Branch “noticed Pam Page and inquired about her, learning she was married. Despite this knowledge, Detective Branch persisted to befriend Pam Page. He learned she was experiencing marital difficulties, and

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advised her that he would let her and her children stay with him temporarily until she could initiate court proceedings and get temporaiy exclusive use and possession of the marital home. Detective Branch encour aged her to do this, telling her that he had done that sort of thing before. He also offered to take her to an attorney friend of his and pay for her divorce." Branch did

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Branch’s house. She talked to her husband on Saturday. “On Monday, August 31, 1992 her hus band threatened to kill Mrs. Page and had thrown her clothes out of the house.” Several times, Page - with his wife’s permission — picked up their son at Branch’s house. Once, when she went to get the boy, “She and Mr. Page got into an argument and her husband pushed her down. She got her son and returned to Larry Branch’s residence. Mrs. Page told her husband that Larry Branch was a police detective and he replied ‘1 know all about your detective buddy.’’’ That’s what the report says. A lawsuit in federal court on behalf of Page’s estate naints a different picture. P After Pamela Page and her children

pay a lawyer a retainer “believed to be $1,500” to “expedite the serving” of divorce papers, the suit says later. Pamela Page told her husband that she was separating from him and moving in with a friend from church. Page didn’t learn until four days later that the friend was Branch. “He was upset," according to the suit, “believing mistakenly, at that time, that there was a romantic relationship between his wife and Larry Branch." According to the suit, Page and Branch talked several times between Sept. 1 and Sept. 4 — the day Page found out that his wife was living at Branch’s house and the day Branch shot Page and Mabe. Branch, according to the suit, agreed to make pay ments on the van Pamela Page was driving and to take care of the children.

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home, he told her, ‘If I’d have known that 1 wouldn’t have done what I did. The report presented to the Firearm Review Board tells of a very differeri con versation between the Pages. On y, September 4, 1992 Mr. Page called Mrs, Page and told her that he had obtained two attorneys to fight her. He was going buy a judge and that she was going to pay. He told her that she would die." That evening, Branch and Mrs. Page took the children to a performance of Sesame Street Live. While they were gone, according to the police report, Mr. Page left obscene messages on Det. Branch s answering machine ... [the tape] was recorded over later.” According to the Page estate’s lawsuit, “A message on the answering machine indicated that Greg Page was upset that Larry Branch had been involved with the Sesame Street Live outing.” After eveiyone had gone to sleep, accord ing to the police report, “Mr. Page called the Branch resi dence and ‘cussed out’ Larry Branch. He then called and accused Mrs. Page of sleeping with Det. Branch. He told her that she will pay for this, that the shit was just starting. The phone rang two more times but they did not answer the phone. Larry Branch took the phone off the hook and everyone went back to sleep." In fact, Branch unplugged all the phones in his house. He radioed JSO headquarters to say that he was having problems with his phone and that the dis patcher should page him if he were need ed. According to the Page estate’s lawsuit Branch recognized that just getting a ring on the phone but not being able to get I

for a man that he says had threatened kill him? at0 Phillips, with the State Attorney’s off,said, “It kind of indicates not very n00f| judgment if you're going to open the door • On the other hand, Phillips said, “H„, entitled to open the door if he wants ton even if it’s stupid. ... You can’t prosecute somebody because of poor judgment” Nevertheless, he said, “If you were going t0 make a case that he murdered them, that would be one of the things you would pm on your list.” The Page estate’s lawsuit calls openins the door “a reckless act.” The suit describes Branch’s front door as “solid wood, equipped with a dead bolt which must be manually unlocked with a key ...” That argues against Branch’s alleged fear that Mabe and Page would kick the door in. A glass panel beside the door “affords a view of whoever is out side,” so, if Branch had any doubt who was at his door, he could have looked out the window to check. That argues against Branch’s professed surprise that Page was not alone. The Page suit alleges that Branch “consciously over a long period of time set up a course of events leading to an unneces sary confrontation, which he then used as an excuse to unneces sarily use deadly' force and kill Greg Page and James Mabe ... The use of deadly force was clearly excessive, unreasonable, and unnecessaty for either an arrest or detention

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But the guilt, the suit charges, goes much farther. Branch, the suit charges, was able to do all this “under color of law” because of the JSO s propensity to “exonerate police of use of deadly force via the prior reviews of the Firearms Review Board.” Noting that “at least 25 fatal shootings by JSO deputies were reviewed from 198b through 1991 and the board consistently “recommended no further action,” both the Mabe and Page estates charge that past wrongful shootings have gone unpunished and have been covered up, which “encouraged police officers to believe that improper shootings were permissible, a plain English, the suits allege that the Lio of Jacksonville and the JSO have given offi cers a license to kill. The suits also attacK Firearms Review Board procedures whic rely almost completely on the word of J officers involved and the JSO’s hab't issuing "public statements exonerating o’ cers involved in such incidents prior to completion of investigation.” The suits a H label JSO training “grossly inadequat , echoing one of the conclusions of a 'ece

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/ \ Alan Dean Foster jMa Ted Stetson David Poyer FmtumHRsrerwsr Yvonne Sapla Ricia Mainhardt Gary Roen Kathy Hassall

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Michael Trammell

Freelancing, Science Fiction, Novels, Poetry, Horror, ,

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Crackercon 3 also at Kent April 8-10 Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, Gaming Convention For further Info. Contact Mark Hutchinson at (904) 642-7807

Space is limited to 300 participants Registration begins at 8:00 am FCCJ - Kent Campus 3939 Roosevelt Blvd., Box 109 Jacksonville, FL 32205 (904)381-3620 FOLIO WEEKLY APRIL 5, 1994 <£>

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This weekend's orthbank Activities

Hogan Street Stage

Northbank Pavillion

Mimes, jugglers, storytellers, dancers, sideshows 4/9 The George Aspinoll Band, 11:00 - 4:00 Brian Austin Green, 4:30 - 9:00 4/10 Pili Pili, 12:00-6:00

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Pretty Boy Freud, 11:00 - 4:00 Talisman, 4:30 - 9:00 Blessing of the Fleet, 1:00 St. Johns River City Band, 2:00 Beaches Preservation Swing Band, 3:00

Riverwalk

4/9 &10 Feast & Fest - Lots of exciting food from the area's finest restaurants 4/9 Northbank Riverfront Park opening, 12:00

Anabelle Lee

4/9 &10 Free Paddleboat Rides

Florida Theatre

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Museum of Science & History

The Brady Bunch, 8:00 1/2-price drinks, $5 off t-shirts, $2.50 off mugs

Juliette's at the Omni

Sunday Jazz Brunch, 7:00 -11:00

Crawdaddy's

The Jacksonville Landing

4/8 4/9

Rlver City Brewing Company

4/10

Gary Starling, 7:00-11:00 Live entertainment all day, including: FCCJ Fashion Show, 12:00 COOL-FM Contest, 2:00 Reunion, 5:30 - 9:30 Jazz, 12:30 - 2:30 & 4:30 - 6:00 Dance, 2:30 - 4:00

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Latin Night with Angelo Connection, 9:00

Marina St. Johns

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Pretty Boy Freud, 8:00 -12:00 Mike Shackleford, 8:00-12:00 Deck Party w/ Third Light, 2:00

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The surf. The sun. The sound of the blues. What else could you possibly need this weekend? The fourth annual Springing the Blues Festival features a star-studded list of blues artists from f Snooky Prior to Jimmy Thackery & The Drivers. Other activities ;

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They call their sound folk-rock and newgrass. Based in Southern Vermont, The Stockwell Brothers play music steeped in the folk/bluegrass tradition, flavored with rock, funk and a world-beat sound. If you like folk ballads, mandolin/banjo duets or even stripped down pop/rock tunes, “StoBro" — as they call themselves — are definitely worth checking out. They perform Thursday, April 7 at 8 p.m. at The Bluebird Cafe, 11961 Beach Blvd. Tickets are $5. Call 565-9209 for more information.

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T©©t Tita Irhrf Stephen Burns, trumpet virtuoso, joins the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra for two concerts. First he joins the JSO for their last Mozart i and More concert of the season. 1 They’ll perform Mozart’s sympho- a ny No. 25 in G minor and Bach’s / Brandenburg Concerto No. 1 A Friday, April 8 at 8 p.m. in the B Florida Theatre, 128 E. Forsyth B St. Tickets are $15-$27. He’ll B also play with the JSO for the |H final concert in the SunBank 1B St. Augustine Concert Series B Saturday, April 9 at 8 p.m. in B the Flagler College Auditor- A® ium, 14 Granada St. Tickets gjfi are $12. Call 354-5547 for B more details.

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Pili Pili plays April 7,8 pm at Fat Tuesday, 2 Independent Dr. at the Jacksonville Landing. Anthrax thrashes with Fight April 6, at The Edge, 845 University Blvd. N. 745-1232.

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MOVIES_________________ ___ ★ Absolutely awful. Avoid at all costs. ★★ Pretty bad, though not truly horrible. *** Average. Not too bad, not too good. **** Above average. Highly recommended. Excellent. Not to be missed. Calendar compiled by Tanuja Mehrotra. Movie cap sules compiled by Pat McLeod.

NOW SHOWING___________ 1.

AMELIA BEACHWEAR Ltd. Ladies Swimwear • Resortwear

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FANTASTIC FUDGE and DELI Sandwiches • Freshbaked Items • Coffee • Candy • Ice Cream • Yogurt

sp ring follow-up to Naked Gun 2 1/2, tK?.W grossing movie ever made with a fraction in tft'' Priscillai Presley, O.J- Simpson and Anna Nicole Sm?K -iiqn star. Rated PG-13. ON DEADLY GROUND. Pin-up/action-hero Sfm, Seagal directs and stars as Forest Taft, a hero S'" Environmental conscience, who battles a hunn?an

ABOVE THE RIM. It’s been called a basketball action film, but it’s also about two men, Tupac Shakur from Poetic Justice and Leon from Cool Runnings, using the game to work through their internal conflicts. Rated R. ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE. Jim Carrey (from Fox's In Living Color) stars as Ace Ventura, an uncon ventional pet detective who’s snooping for the Miami Dolphins’ missing mascot, Snowflake. Rated PG-13. ANGIE. Academy Award winner Geena Davis stars as — you guessed it — Angie, who hails from Bensonhurst's Italian neighborhood. Despite the advice and criticism from family and friends, she learns

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to take responsibility for herself and her new baby. A unique kitchen-sink comedy directed by Martha Coolidge. It also stars Stephen Rea (The Crying Game). Rated R. D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS. A live-action comedy

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Movies at Orange Park 8635 Blanding Blvd. 778-4188

ARLINGTON Regency Mall 8 Outside Regency Mall

SOUTHSIDE Son Marco Theatre 1996 San Marco Blvd. 396-4845

723- 5699 Gazebo Theater 5566 Fort Caroline Rd 744-6004 Movies ot Regency 9333-Atlantic Blvd.

724- 7500 Regency Mall 6 725- 6666

277-8990 WESTSIDE Litchfield Theatres 6681 103rd St. 779-6466

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ORANGE PARK Orange Park Mall 5 264-2555

BEACHES Neptune 3 1300Atlantic Blvd. 246-6314 Pablo 5 Pablo Shopping Center 246-8587 Royal Palm 751 Atlantic Blvd. 246-2030

BAYMEADOWS/ MANDARIN Baymeadows 8 Cinemas 8552 Baymeadows Rd. 739-0554 Movies at Mandarin Landing 10601 San Jose Blvd. 262-9884 Mandarin Corners 6 10993 San Jose Blvd. 262-3118

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PHILADELPHIA. **** Tom Hanks plays an Aint infected gay lawyer who seeks the services of a hornJ phobic attorney (Denzel Washington) to represent Nm In a discrimination suit against a prestigious law firm headed by Jason Robards. A movie that pleads as elo. quently for tolerance and compassion as it inveiota against discrimination, Philadelphia is much stronoer on character than plot, especially when it comes to the courtroom scenes. Hanks is terrific in an Oscar-winning role, but Denzel Washington is every bit as convincing and appealing. Pretty obvious in its message" Philadelphia is also nonetheless heartfelt and effective' Most definitely, it is a movie for today. Rated PG-13 ' THE PIANO. ***** Writer/direotor Jane Campion's haunting, magical movie about a mute woman (Hollv Hunter) in an arranged marriage to a New Zealand set tler (Sam Neill) in the 1850's lives up to all its hype. Harvey Keitel plays her unexpected lover, and 9-ysarold Anna Paquin is her daughter. Hunter has been receiving all the awards, and deservedly so, but her co-stars are terrific as well. The Piano is a symphony of striking details and unusual images that are often as haunting as they are beautiful. THE REF. Dennis Leary stars as a hapless jewel thief who kidnaps a bickering married couple on Christmas Eve and ends up becoming a hostage himself in the couple's dysfunctional home. He's forced to play refer ee to the family’s squabbling. Rated R. SCHINDLER’S LIST. Perhaps the most powerful film ever made as well as one of the very best. Shooting in striking black-and-white, director Stephen Spielberg turns to the Holocaust for his mas terpiece and the true story of Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson), a Nazi war profiteer who eventually saved the lives of more than 1,100 Jews at the risk of his own. Epic in scope but intimate and personal in its characterizations, Schindler’s List is an unforgettable movie experience. The subject is most important, and Spielberg renders it masterfully. Rated R. THREESOME. Three college kids — two guys and one gal — living together, eating together and sleeping together. Oh, they attend classes every once in awhile too. Opens April 8. Rated R. THE SIRENS. See Pat McLeod’s review p 22. WHAT’S EATING GILBERT GRAPE. ***** To more cautious moviegoers, this film might sound like a ploy for Smuckers. Witty, subtle, offbeat and moving, Gilbert Grape will appeal to those who like films about characters instead of caricatures. Odd and eccentric as most of this movie’s people are, they are also achingly, hilariously, touchingly real. Blessed with mar velous acting by its ensemble cast (Johnny Depp. Mary Steenburgen and Juliette Lewis) and an absolutely stunning, oscar-nominated performance by Leonardo DiCaprio, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape puls es with genuine life both happy and sad. PG-13.

OTHER FILMS_____________ FILM INSTITUTE SERIES. The series presents films Tee. 7:30 pm at FCCJ Kent Campus. 3939 Rooseve# Blvd, and Wed, 6 pm and 8 pm, at Jacksonville Art Museum, 4160 Boulevard Center. Season tickets $25 (10 films.) 393-9471. • The Panama Deception: A depiction of the events of the US invasion of Panama in 1989, April 5. The Last Days of Chez Nous: A drama tracing the tangled relationship between a successful Aprifl'i^&i^600^ ûsânc^ anc* êr y°un9er sister'

FILMS. Main Library of the Jacksonville Public Libraries, offers free travel films every Wed au pm and 6:45 pm in the second floor auditorium. 122 N. Ocean St. 630-2665. • Treasure Chamber Germany and Magic Eight. April 6. People of the Caribbean ana Saint Maarten, April 13.

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CHARITY PROJECT AWARD. The Meninak Club of Jacksonville is accepting applications for a $25,000 grant to be awarded to a charity organization in the Duval County area that serves underprivileged or handicapped children and must be used for capital improvement. Call the Meninak Club Office at SOOSOSO to obtain an application. The deadline is April 15.

DANCE__________________ AN EVENING OF BALLET. International ballet soloists Dagmar Moradillo, Roberto Almaguer and Ariel Serrano join acclaimed choreographer Alberto Alonso in presenting II Act of Giselle, “Corsaire Pas De Deux." April, 9 at 7:30 pm at Landmark Middle High School Auditorium, Kernan Rd. near Atlantic Blvd. Tickets are $10 and $5. 646-4075. SPRING DANCE CONCERT. Jacksonville University dance students present a night of ballet, modem and jazz performances April 15-16, 8 pm and April 17, 2 pm in the Swisher Auditorium. Jacksonville University, 2800 University Blvd., N. Tickets are $7 and $5. 7457354. VENEZIA. An original ballet choreographed by Anne Marie Bouygues of the French School of Ballet, Inc. It’s a mosaic of music and movement that brings Italy’s 16th century Baroque era to life. April 15, 8 pm in The Florida Theater, 128 E. Forsyth St. Tickets are $13.50$16.50. 355-ARTS.

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HAPPENINGS_____________ JACKSONVILLE SPRING FAIR. This fair isn't foul. It's fun. You’ll find a fems wheel and other rides plus con tinuous shows with clowns, magic and mystery. Presented by WJCT through April 10. Gates open at 5 pm on the Riverfront in Metropolitan Park. $1.50-$2.50. 353-7770. BOOK READINGS AND SIGNINGS. News of the Weird columnist Chuck Shepherd autographs his latest book, America’s Least Competent Criminals, April 5, noon-1:30 pm at White’s Bookstore, Deerwood Village Mall, 9978-3 Baymeadows Rd. 645-8518. • Author Mark Baker, known for his book What Men Really Think reads portions from his new book, SEX LIVES, A Sexual Self-Portrait of America. The book is written from interviews with 100 people from all over the coun try. He reads April 5 at 8 pm at the Book Mark, 299 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-9026. • Mystery nov elist Kevin Robinson autographs his three Orlando-set mysteries featuring his wheelchair bound paraplegic ioumalist/deteclive Stick Foster. April 7, from 7 pm to 9 pm at the Little Professor Book Center, 11250 Old St. Audustine Rd. 260-3977. FOLIO WEEKLY CELEBRATES. In honor of Folio Weekly’s seventh anniversary, Chuck Shepherd, News of the Weird columnist, will speak April 5, 7 pm at Theatre Jacksonville, 2032 San Marco Blvd. $5. 260-

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“GETTING MORE FROM LIFE” A1/2 day annual event just for women will feature a keynote speaker on the title subject and three different breakout sessions covering a range of topics of interest to today's women. A lovely luncheon will be served at which time we will enjoy some tearoom modeling of the latest summer fashions. Tickets for this event will be S12.00, but we do have an “Early Bird” special for S9.00. So call now to reserve your seat, as space is limited. Saturday, May 21

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objects of idealized beauty or allure but as human subjects engaged in mundane activities and domestic chores. Compare her strong black silhouette drawino (relieved by irregular negative spaces of unmarked white paper) of a woman clean ing a toilet bowl to the adjacent bronze sculpture of the same subject and action Look closely at Shearer’s incorporation and interweaving of vegetation, of botani cal elements which symbolically reinforce the sculpture's female character and artis tically make an unexpected organic con trast to the sparse geometry of the toilet. A major subtheme of this important exhibi tion is human violence and its victims. Chronologically, the earliest is a black and white image by Wood of a heap of human bones and skulls. New York-based Coe has become one _______________ .of this nation's most prominent social protest artists. In large, dramatic mixed media and collage works like

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tory." The most overwhelming works in the exhibition are by Hartwell, an associate professor of art at Florida State, widely rec ognized for her writing, lecturing and its al arts concerned with human violen and geo-political conflict. Her mi# media painting, “It Thrills Me To Ml' damns the indiscriminate pathologi slaughter ravaging urban and r America: “The history of the world is a1 tory of conflict and conquest. We are to it. Survival of the fittest, has m® ■ . human terms, survival of the n}ost v’? .jfs The show’s tour-de-force is Ham' . 8-foot-by-12-foot participator^ , “Love of Conflict/The Economic Le The work, she says, “encompass facets of the same issue.... It is PVs\.e]cro manipulate all of the pieces, wim on the world map. In this way, Y viewer, can change the meant s dynamics of the art work.”Q Women’s WorkX: The 20 through April 15 al cireetContemporaries, 526 Lancasi & Hours: Tue. and Thur., 9 a.rn.-l A', $

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throJuoh<Anh|G9«LL^RY' Fh°,09raphs of Judith Getter San J9oseX 730 2et00 C°mrnuni,y Alliance- 85°5 SILOING: “ Artisan Gallery. Limited edition prints, P°sters- 58'A Spanish St., St Augustine. 824-2751. • Avenue Antiques & Gallery. Diverse works; 3564 St. Johns Ave 388-1995 ■ Avenue Books & Gallery. Watercolors by Hugo Ohlms • Oil paintings and silk wearable art by Kathleen Mulholland. 172 1/2 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. 829-9744. • Benstord's Art & Frame Gallery. Works on paper, 505 W. Adams St. 356-4780. • Brewsaugh Gallery Clay, textiles and carvings, 1079 Atlantic Blvd., No. 9. 246- 8961 • The Collectors Exchange. 11111 San Jose Blvd. 260-2787. • Cosmopolitan Gallery. Eastern European art, 120 W. Adams St. 353-2308. • Eastern Sun Printworks. Silkscreened cards and prints by Nancy Hamlin-Vogler, 179 B San Marco Ave , St. Augustine. 829-1952. • Federal Galleries. Aviation & marine prints, 1527 Third St. N„ Jacksonville Beach. 247- 1119. • Galleria Machu Picchu. Sculpture, paint ing and ceramics, Pueblo Espanol, 2nd floor, 47 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 824-2056 • Hampton Gallery. Multimedia works and duck carvings, 2411 S. Third St., Jacksonville Beach. 247-1050 • Irene Gallery. Parfum lab and antique arts gallery. Provide free group and individual tours. 1141 W. Adams St. 358-3206. • Marianne Lerbs Art Gallery. Contemporary paintings and sculpture, watercolor and art classes, 3551 US 1, S. No. 7, St. Augustine. 7976680. 8 Millet Gallery. Post-impressionistic works of Lisa Ann Millet. 51-D Cordova St (904) 823-1456. • Moultrie Creek Studios Fine Art Gallery Paintings, pottery and sculpture, 218 Charlotte St., St. Augustine. 829-2142. • Sunshine Gallery. Multi-media, 1315 N. Third St., Jacksonville Beach. 246-7133.8 The Temple of Great Art No Spitting. Animals through April; mixed media, sculpture, pottery and more. 82 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. 825-0837. • 31 Aviles Street Gallery. Watercolors of Dick Zayack, 31 Aviles St., St. Augustine. 829-6405. • The William Trotter Maritime Studio. Historic ships and waterfront scenes, 1011 N. Third St., Jacksonville Beach. 241-8845. • Worth Antiques Gallery. Local private collector sell ing $70,000 Hummel collection; Eclectic antiques. 1254 Beach Blvd. Jacksonville Beach. 247-2211.

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"TT*f you want to know how pretty the I mi al \4icc contestants •->atfr (Bn the on annual Miss Crawfish Queen contest get, think m about this: in 1989, Leanza Cornett, J’Lwhn went on to become Miss America three years later, MC’d and enter tained. But if hers is the most famous name in the pageant’s ledger, its sure to have some com petition in the years to / come. I It’s no wonder the A beauty pageant draws one of the biggest 1 ' crowds of the Crawfish y Festival. Take last year’s winner ; Michelle Robinette, who s will host this year’s Fifth Annual Miss Crawfish Queen con test. Like every win ner to be crowned Miss Crawfish j) Queen, AI 'JU Michelle won J ■ s more than 'v ■ I A '■ cash ($100), prizes (gift cer tificates, free ■U. bies and the i tk. ■ like), and a I trophy (a big ( one). The ere- I ators of the i ■ulw. Crawfish Festival, Don fl H ./ . and Glenda y Scallan, also ; spent $200 \ ; to sponsor Michelle in the Miss Jacksonville Pageant. Michelle won that Pageant, too, and was >ast year’s Miss Gator Bowl. Next, she'll comPe‘e in the Miss June'da pageant in

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"Two years ago at the beach, we moved 15,000 pounds of crawfish — one pound at a time." — Glenda Scallan “This just seems to fit best at the beach,” said Glenda, who's become — no surprise — Crawfish Wife. "Two years ago at the beach, we moved 15,000 pounds of crawfish — one pound at a time. The

beach is the place for us." The original and lasting idea behind the festival is to promote the crawfish, the backbone of Scallan's business. Scallan’s Crawfish & Cajun Foods supplies restau rant, seafood markets and grocery stores and also does catering. In fact, the Crawfish Man was one of the first to bring his namesake to the Jacksonville area. From the changes in cuisine around the city, it looks like at least some of Scallan’s respect for crawfish and authen tic Cajun cooking has taken hold. Many area restaurants now proudly serve Cajun dishes they wouldn’t have considered putting on the menu 10 years ago. "The hardest thing about getting craw fish on the market and in homes is getting people to taste them that first time," Crawfish Wife said. “But they’re delicious and you can cook them any way you can cook a shrimp. It's just getting to that first taste.” Scallan’s crawfish provides all the foods, and Don and Glenda run the whole Festival, from start to finish. It costs a for tune to put together and takes most of their time for months, but if the weather stays sunny and if the more than 20,000 fliers and advertisers they put out attract crowds, they’re in the pink. If it rains, well — that’s not something the Crawfish Man and Lady even let them selves think about. "If it rains, I guess the good Lord will hopefully be with us,” Glenda said, shud dering. "Then nobody comes and we’re in big trouble. If it’s sunny we’ll be okay.”

There's a lot more at stake than profits, though. Since the Crawfish Man’s name . is on everything that / happens at the / Festival, he stands to / lose a lot if anything / goes wrong. “This is the part of our heritage and everything is on the line for us,” Scallan said. “It’s 1 our name, our / • -4 heart and soul, / and everything / reflects on us, / all year long. ■ That’s why we don’t give 90 percent, we give 100 per cent ... We have a real vested inter est in mak- . ing sure / everyone / has a terrif ic time.”

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William Faulkner thought Southerners turned to writing because /za ream of paper and a pencil is cheaper than a railroad ticket/' Southerner may have had an instinctive desire to correct the erroneous ideas held by the Northerner and that writing was the Southerner’s way of projecting a new mo positive image than that of a i y-g region whose real talent was with a pen rather than cannons and crossfire. Tennessee Williams once declaredI —■ n jest and through a mustache the real clipped than his enunciation th reason behind all this Southern wr mg is not what the world generally suspects.. 1 playwright said, “Call it the isolated spirit

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place is not confined to history or philoso that would later distinguish it in the mind of phy. It is a sensory thing of sights and the world as being a work by a Southern smells and seasons and earth and water writer. and sky.” From then on, however, it was open sea The publishing industry in this country is son for anybody who lived below the obviously a lot better at selling books than it Mason-Dixon line who happened to feel is at keeping statistics. Collective statistics, like taking pen in hand. Publishing con that is. Consequently, there is surprisingly cerns, most of which were (and are) locat little data on the Southern Surge of ed in New York, were suddenly flooded American writing, nor even on when it with unsolicited manuscripts from the South. Many of them were not only publish began. Certainly, there had been writers in the able, but also profitable, as indicated by best-selling charts. South right from colo nial times, and, as might During the 1950s, be expected, they pro three major publish duced reading material ing firms employed about that section of the readers whose sole country. Most of those duty was to consider works, however, were manuscripts that overshadowed by read emanated from the ing material produced South. And at least 4 by writers writing about two big motion pic New England. ture studios in It wasn't until the Hollywood had agree 1930s, it seems, that the ments with New York South started to emerge publishing houses as a literary region. That that top prices for emergence began to be Southern materials noted in the literary form would be forthcoming of the short story. At that if they, the movie stu time there were a num dios, had first crack at ber of highly respected purchasing the new magazines that featured material for screen short stories as their spe adaptation. As a cialty. There were also result, literary efforts several novels that in the South ended up brought considerable being financially ben attention to their eficial to three sepa Southern authors, but it Tennessee Williams' explanation for rate sections of the wasn’t until Margaret Southern writers was boredom. country. Mitchell came out with One problem of Gone With the Wind in 1936 that the South, having so few figures regarding regionalism as an entity, began its rapid ascent to the in the creative world is that there is no indi top of the American literaiy ladder. cation of literaiy efforts that have not been Oddly, it was the setting of Miss best selling books. There are no statistics Mitchell’s mammoth volume, not its subject, on how many books — fiction or non-fiction FOLIO WEEKLY APRIL 5, 1994

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lessor at the University of Virginia. It was cornerstone of our homeland’s philosowhile the author was being interviewed that he was asked a question about his fellow Mississippians. “Tell me,’’ said the inter-' viewer, why is it that so many residents of Mississippi can’t read?” Faulkner replied: “Perhaps it’s because they re too busy writing.” Early one summer afternoon a few years back, I was having lunch in the coffee shop of a New Orleans hotel with a writer whose ability I admired and whose judgement I respected and somehow we ended up unin tentionally in this conversational thicket, both of us slinging blades at brush we’d already cut in other discussions over other lunches. On this occasion, however, we wondered aloud what might have hap pened had Carson McCullers gone ahead with her musical aspirations and simply for gotten about writing. That triggered our curiosity about other writers who’d shown early interests in other, non-literary arts. Almost invariably, we decided, those inter est had been dismissed in later years as triv ial, childhood pursuits. Truman Capote thought the secret to Then, having finished our meal, we the South's producing so many writers sauntered outside to hail taxis so we could was isolation. "That loneliness can add proceed to our separate destinations. There to sensibility." was only one taxi waiting, so we flipped a coin. My friend won. He hastily scooted into the back seat of the cab and as it pulled phy. I’m talking about the general down— ’----------:‘1-!----home idea that writing (and particularly away 'from the curb, leaving me within spit writing that has not yet resulted in wealth ting distance of an approaching raincloud, and/or honors) is some how something less than an honest day's work. Work? Selling fertilizer is work. Pouring asphalt is work and sharpening chainsaws and nailing on soles in a shoe factory. These and other clock punching jobs satisfy the Judeo-Christian ethic that is our lot. But writing? Everybody writes. Writing has neither the vocational distinction of nine-to-fiveism nor the mystique expected from “creative” endeavors. Still, I’m far from certain that the South has any right to go around all puffed up and proud because, as some insist, the liter he cranked down the window and hollered ary muse is attracted to the fragrance of back, “Did I ever tell you that when was magnolias. No, what stokes the inventive nine years old, 1 was convinced that one fire for the Southern writer is what does the day I’d be the next El Greco? same for writers everywhere: the tangible, Just about then the tllynd®rst°Th u?e portable power of the product. His creation menced and. as I huddled ene is as functional before an audience as any hotel canopy, playing! PeekAj*““jXe Why performance, but its purpose does not ing taxis, I got to thinking. That phrase w y diminish with applause. You can touch it, as you can a painter’s canvas, but its value is not confined to someone else s wall. And as far as beauly is concerned, we I, I’ve heard tell of a fellow over in Pensacola who has lost his very heart to a rather shapely figure of speech. Music and painting and dance y

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a close one reporter stood up and asked if I inke thought America was mature enough to host the World Cup. “America has nroven time and again that it’s a place for big events - and there’s none bigger than the World Cup. 1 think we’re definitely mature enough. As a matter of fact, we’re

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ans in Europe call it football, while I®—™ fans in this country refer to it as gj30 soccer. No matter what name you ■ give it, the World Cup is coming to town. For the first time ever, an American stadium will host the World Cup and Jacksonville is getting in on the action. Since Jacksonville is one of a very few Southeastern cities to host the United States Soccer Team, there aren’t going to be many opportunities for Northeast Floridians too see them play. The one chance you will have to see live World Cup soccer action in Northeast Florida is when the U.S. takes on Muldova, a Russian team, in an exhibition game at Wolfson Park. Soccer, despite its relatively low stand ing in the U.S., is one of the most highly watched spectator sports in the world. And the World Cup is the grandaddy of all soccer tournaments. According to Dean Linke, press officer for the United States Men National Soccer Team, 30 billion peo ple from 190 countries will watch the games. That’s two-thirds of the world’s population. In addition, the World Cup Committee has sold every ticket possible — 3.5 million of them. Linke and Al

Latimer, executive director of the Jacksonville Sports Development Authority, hope that the local exhibition game is just as well received. “We’re hop ing to see the same response [as we saw with the NFL] here in Jacksonville on April 16," said Latimer. During a recent press conference, national team members Alexi Lalas and Jeff Agoos conducted a phone interview. Agoos, who plays defender, has been a member of the U.S. national team pro gram since 1985. Lalas, also a defender, is considered one of the most charismatic members of the team. While playing with Rutgers University, Lalas was unanimously voted the college player of the year in 1991, winning the Hermann Trophy. Lalas set the stage with an ear-shatter ing yelp to start out the interview. When asked why he chooses to sport a goatee, Lalas replied, “Some people wear earrings and some shave their heads, a goatee is comfortable for me it’s who 1 am. 1 guess you can say I’m a product of my upbring ing.” When asked how he felt about the Swedish soccer coach prohibiting his play ers from having sex while in competition, Lalas chuckled when he said, 'Tve spent a

theAgoos talked about ‘he team^s expecta tions "If we prepare well, we can p_y-----any team in the World Cup. We feel we can do well and beat all three teams in our divi sion.” This team has experience. It is the same U.S. team that won the 1991 Gold Cup, won the first ever U.S. Cup in 1992

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ed England 2-0, which helped eliminate them from fur ther World Cup action this year. Even though the team feels confident they can win, Lalas and Agoos both agreed that Germany, Italy, Argentina and Brazil present big challenges. “There’s a lot of tradition behind teams like Germany and Argentina, and that can always pose a problem,” said Agoos. Finally, as the press conference drew to

ready to go right now if we wanted to,” replied Linke. The U.S. National Team takes on Muldova April 16, 7:30 p.m. at Wolfson Park. Tickets are S36 for special seating on the field, $26 for sideline seating and $13.50 for general admission seating. Tickets are available at the Jacksonville Coliseum Box Office and all Ticketmaster outlets. For more information, call (904) 630-4087.

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rickets chirping in the hot, balmy night, girls in skimpy bikinis parading around the beaches and old men wearing bermuda shorts, long white socks and sandals. All these prove that summer isn’t far away, but there is one indicator that tops them all — the opening day of baseball season. Hot dogs, peanuts, sno-cones and cold beer all bring the same thought to mind. Just the thought of sitting behind home plate lis tening to a scratchy recording of the nation al anthem, followed six and half innings later by a community singing of “Take Me ' Out to the Ball Game” causes pangs of nos talgia in any person ever taken to a ball game as a kid. The season couldn’t start at a better time. Around here, opening day means it’s time to go out to Wolfson Park and take in a Jacksonville Suns game. For those of you who are new in town — or haven’t been pay ing attention for the past 25 years — the Suns are the AA franchise for the Seattle Mariners. There’s just one stop between AA and the big dance, so chances are you FOLIO WEEKLY APRIL 5,1994

And guess what, the Birmingham Barons are coming to town May 12-14. Since Jordan’s been assigned to Birmingham, you can see the greatest basketball player in the world play minor league baseball in Jacksonville. But you better hurry and get your tickets, because, according to Peter Bragan Jr., gen

might catch a glimpse of someone who may appear on a trading card worth hun dreds of dollars. Just because these guys aren't playing in a climate-controlled dome that houses a Hard Rock Cafe and a 100room hotel, don’t think they don’t have tal ent. In the movie Bull Durham, minor-league baseball was made light of. If you saw the Suns' performance last year — when they finished in the Southern League cellar with < a record of 59-81 -the movie may have seemed a painfully accurate depiction of minor league baseball in Jacksonville. This i he suns Makoto year, however, the Suns hope to turn things around. According to Todd Budnick, direc tor of marketing for the club, the upcoming season looks “very promising from what we can see. We've got a few guys returning and we’ve picked up a couple of pitchers from Riverside that had 12 wins each last year. re'' This is a big help because pitching was where we were pretty weak last season." The Chicago White Sox, the club Suns themselves here snot i r a^out Michael Jordan’s been trying to make, has the ing department, lethande? Ron ViLT?’ an AA franchise in Birmingham, Alabama. ^tobetheSunsnumberones^V^

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behind won in Duval in the '92 elections. As an example of This was the method how this works, we had we used. a legislative race where n We vv V3 VlV/ll don’It g.v give our we had a female _’ ’ . What Jewish lawyer — liberal, OlflCS, they COITI© list to anybody. v " wp we will will rin do is is print feminist — endorsed by labels for some people. NOW, who had That we will do — I knocked out three sold him the labels, I years ago a pro-life didn’t give them to Christian. We didn’t him. It’s legal then, know what we were see. For five dollars! doing — they poured The thing 1 want to NARAL money in and say about building up a managed to beat him Christian data voter by 200 votes. And it base is: political candi was all because we dates, or politicians, didn’t know what we only understand two were doing. things, and that’s By this time she was money and votes. And the darling of the if they think you con Democrats in the trol a lot of votes, you Florida legislature. _ __________ suddenly become very They gave her ail the r- • ■ 1 1 powerful in their eyes. committee choice Politicians in our section think we have assignments; they had bigger and better a bigger data voter base than we do. But >,.d „soj on. And we had a fel- we don’t change that perception, we don’t plans for her and running for his first political low who was iuiuirn5 — — .. tell them. They come to us now. When office - named Jim Fuller - who jumped someone wants to run for office, they come to the Christian Coalition; they want into the race. . This time we had our Christian voter to talk to us. It gives you - and not just for data base. We had our church liaison elections - it gives you tremendous lobbycommittees. We had our voter guides inq power with the legislator, because they going. And we could quietly - we were not think you have this huge bloc of voters allowed to give them away, so we charged that you can swing - though you can t him five dollars - but we printed, labels fo ^Th^artic^/irst appeared in The Freedom him of the Christian voters, which enable him to put out directed mailings to the Writer. Christian voter, that he would not neces

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up. I don’t do this only out of a recognition that if everybody did likewise 90 percent of all human conversation would cease. So let me pass along the following comforting admixture of conjecture and BS. Noting that the earliest citation of "on the fritz" in the Oxford English Dictionary is from 1903, word detectives William and Mary Morris guess that it all started with the comic strip The Katzenjammer Kids, which began around that time. The kids, If your concern is that having a godlike Hans and Fritz, make trouble for the physique is going to shrink your privy Captain. The Morrises note, ‘‘By the end of member, S., let me assure you that my the strip, their actions had the effect of endowments are perfectly normal. It is putting whatever plans the Captain had true, however, that a lot of bodybuilders made permanently on the Fritz.” Now stop seem to be underdeveloped in this depart that groaning. Here’s another try from the ment. The problem isn’t bodybuilding per late John Ciardi: while conceding that the se, but rather the use by its more reckless thing at root is “U & U” (unknown and practitioners of androgenic-anabolic unknowable), he reports having worked as steroids. Steroids help you bulk up, but a youth with various jamoches who, having have numerous side effects, among them broken some item of equipment, would “testicular atrophy," as the medical books onomatopoeically remark, “She’sa all pfrput it, plus reduced testosterone and low rrit,” a sound intended to suggest a “lip ered sperm count. One study of 20 body fart,” as John delicately put it. From there builders on steroids found that eight had to “on the fritz” is a short step. testicular atrophy. 1 suppose testicular atro phy isn’t the same as penile atrophy, but it’s unlikely the women were in there mea n was just doing New York Times suring with a micrometer — and there s no J crossword puzzle #1203 and was question that one way or another you wind IJ amazed at the clue for 41 Across: up with less volume in the codpiece. “Writer Cecil of The Straight Dope.” Then again, another study found that Are you really that well known to bodybuilders taking steroids “had a signifi become a clue? I mean, couldn’t they cantly higher coital and orgasmic frequen just use some reference such as cy than did comparison athletes,” although “second president,” “patriot they also had more trouble getting it up - Samuel,” or “photographer Ansel?” an inevitable result, I am inclined to think, -D.S. of trying to do more with less. Other side No mystery. A new editor, Will Shortz, effects of steroids are gynecomastia (breast development in men) and a long has just taken over the NYT crossword, list of other ailments ranging from.cardiac and how better to demonstrate his vast eru than to mention me? As for the ques LogbSS, manynoef who^take up the dition tion of obscurity, you don’t want to make the clues too easy. Maybe he should have used “second president.” for a worse one.

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Hans' ^Bistro Veal, beef, fish, shrimp, oysters pasta, Tiger's Eye Restaurant. Sandwiches, salads, daily luncn specials. L, M F. FB. HA. Second floor. Independent rack of lamb. D. nightly. FB R suggested. F-S. HA. N/S. 1728 N Third St. 249-0949. $$. Square, 1 Independent Dr. 356-8432. $ Harry's Seafood Bar & Grille. Featuring appetizers, raw bar items, catch of the day, chicken pasta, burgers. Specialties in Cajun cooking L & D, daily. FB. HA. N/S. FERNANDINA BEACH/AMELIA ISLAND 2429 S. Third St. 247-8855. $$ Beech Street Grill. Daily specials, seafood, chicken dish Heaven On Earth. Vegetarian specialties, fish, home es, extensive wine list. L, F; D, nightly. FB. R. 801 Beech made soups, sandwiches served on seven-grain bread. L St. 277-3662. $$. £ . .. . . & D T-S. B/W. 363-14 Atlantic Blvd , Atlantic Bch. Brett's Waterway Cafe. Seafood, steak, daily specials, 249-6242. $. . , , , • overlooks Fernandina Harbour Marina. L & D, daily. FB. Hungry Iguana Cafe Mexi-Cali food, burritos, enchi At the foot of Centre St. 261-2660 $$. ladas, tacos, fish. L & D, daily. B/W. N/S. HA. 319 S. Down Under Restaurant. Broiled, grilled and fried 23rd Ave. 249-9270. $. seafood, steak and chicken, under the Thomas J. Shave Ichiban. Japanese menu with a sushi bar, habachi table Bridge. D, nightly. FB. N/S. A1A at the Intracoastal and western-style seating, L, M-F, Sn; D, M-S. FB. HA. Waterway. 261-1001. $$. N/S. 675 N. Third St 247-8228. $$$. Florida House Inn. Southern menu; fried chicken, pork Kim Lien's Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine L & D, chops, catfish, vegetables and desserts served boarding daily B/W. HA. 242 Solano Rd (Winn Dixie at house style. L, M-S; D, T-S; Brunch, Sn. FB. N/S. 22 y Sawgrass), Ponte Vedra Bch. 285-1995. $. Third St. 261-3300. $. King Wu Mandarin and Shanghai style Chinese food. O'Kane's Irish Pub & Eatery. British and Irish speD, daily. FB. N/S. HA. 1323 S. Third St 246-0567. $$. cialites. L & D, daily. HA. FB. 318 Centre St. 261-1000. $Longhorn Steaks. Beef's the thing. L, M-F D, nightly. $$. FB HA 1515 N. Third St. 241-1661.$$ The Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island. Elegant dining, The Loop. Chicago-style pizza, burgers, sandwiches, sal seafood, aged beef and roasts in The Grill. D, nightly. ads. L & D, daily. B. N/S. HA. 211 N. Third St., Neptune Salads, sandwiches and light meals in The Cafe. B, L & D, Bch 241-8476 14444 Beach Blvd., corner of Beach and daily. Afternoon tea and cocktails served daily in the San Pablo. 223-6611 $ Lobby Lounge. FB. N/S. HA. 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy. Lotus Cantonese and Szechuan style Chinese cuisine, 277-1100. $$-$$$. shrimp Io mein, Peking duck, L & D, daily. B/W. N/S. 610 The Sandbar. Cooked-to-order seafood dishes, open for S Third St. 241-5618 $. 61 years. D, T-Sn. B/W N/S. Forrest Rd. off A1A at the Manatee Ray's. Caribbean style cuisine. Jerk chicken, Intracoastal Waterway. 261-4185. $$. seafood, lobster nachos, burritos & quesadillos. 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HA. 363 Atlantic Blvd., Bigtree Cafe. Soup, salads, sandwiches. I & D, M-Sn; B, Atlantic Bch. 246-6633. $$. S-Sn. HA, FB. 10415 San Jose Blvd. 268-2131. $. The Oar House. Homemade pizza, wet burrito, fish, Cattails Cafe/ Manatee Lounge. Grilled seafood, chick shrimp, chicken, sandwiches. L, daily, D, T-Sn. FB. 4415 en L & D, M-S, FB. HA. N/S. 11700 San Jose Blvd. Mickler's Rd. at A1 A, Ponte Vedra Bch 285-2636. $$ 262-2120. $$. Outback Steakhouse. Steaks, fish, chicken and ribs in Herbert's on the Bayou. Cajun cuisine. L & D. daily an Australian atmosphere D, nightly. FB. HA. N/S 3760 S. Third St 247-7888. $$. 4541 $$ "6S San J°Se B,V° ' Merchants Walk' 26°Ragtime Tavern Seafood Grill. Grilled seafood DeLeon. Mexican menu, Polloen-mole. L, M-F; D, M-S. Caiun/Creole accent. L & D, daily FB. HA. N/S 207 ?kT^enoenrd,s- B/W- HA- N/5 9825-6 San Jose Blvd. Atfantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. $$ 262-5498 $$. R.P. McMurpy's American style fare, chicken, fish Genghis Khan. 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Outback Steakhouse. Steaks, fish, chicken, ribs in an Australian atmosphere. L & D, daily. FB HA. N/S. Regency Park, Atlantic Blvd. 720-1818. $$. Pasta Cuisine. Italian cuisine in an intimate atmosphere. L, M-F; D, M-S. B/W. R suggested. 2644 Atlantic Blvd. 396-1659. $$. Patti's. Italian cuisine, veal, chicken, pasta, soups, appe tizers. D, T-Sn. Buffet, Sn. FB. HA. N/S. R. 73(50 Beach Blvd. 725-1662. $$ Sala Thai Restaurant. Thai chicken, seafood, vegetari an entrees. L & D, daily. 10769-10 Beach Blvd. 641-8384. $. Tom & Betty's A variety of unique sandwiches named after cars, French dip, turkey, etc. B, L & D, M-S. FB. N/S. HA. 1500 University Blvd W. 448-5559. $. The Wedge Cafe. Coastal American cuisine. Seafood, chicken, salads. L & D daily. FB. 5711-9 Bowden Rd. 7317598. $$.

ST. AUGUSTINE___________________ Antonio's. A variety of Italian favorites, fresh pasta, prime rib, seafood, chicken, veal. D, nightly. FB. R. N/S. HA, Comer of SRs 3 and 312 471-3835. $$. Aruanno's. Pasta, seafood, veal, NY strip. D, T-S. B/W. R

mer home of Catalina Ponce de Leon, circa 1753. L, F-Sn, D, daily. FB, HA, N/S, R in season. 46 Avemda Menendez. 824-7765. $$. Champs of Aviles. American cuisine, filet mignon, poached salmon. D, T-S. Brunch, Sn. R suggested. 8 Aviles St 824-6410. $$. Compton's Seafood Restaurant. Steak and seafood. L, S; D, nightly. Brunch, Sn HA. N/S. A1A, North Beach. 824-8051 $$. Conch House. Waterfront setting, seafood, steaks, pasta. L & D, daily. FB. 57 Comares Ave. 824-2046. $$. Cornucopia. Italian-French cuisine. D, daily. Brunch, Sn. FB. HA. 4075 A1A S., St. Augustine Beach. 471-0037 $$ Courtyard Deli. Upscale lunch spot in the Lightner Museum building; daily specials and homemade soups. B & L, M-F B/W. HA N/S. 75 King St., Ste. 112. 823-DELI Creekside. Southern-style and seafood specialties Overlooking Gonzales Creek. FB. HA. D, nightly. 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$. Fiddler's Green. Seaside dining featuring local seafood, chicken, steaks. D, nightly. FB. R. 50 Anahma Dr. 824-8897. $$. Florida Cracker Cafe. Florida coastal cuisine, seafood, chicken, steaks, burgers. L, daily; D, W-Sn. B/W. HA. 81 St. George St. 8290397. $$. Gypsy Cab Company International menu. L, W-M; D, nightly. FB. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$. Kings Head British Pub. English cuisine, fish and chips, steak and kidney pie. FB. HA. L & D, daily. 6460 U.S. 1 N. 823-9787. $$. La Parisienne. Classic French cuisine, soups, pastries. L & D, T-Sn. B/W. HA. R. 60 Hypqlita St. 8298055. $$ Le Pavilion. Continental cuisine, rack of lamb, seafood dishes. L & D, daily. FB. HA. N/S. 45 San Marco Ave. 824- 6202 $$. Lighthouse Park Restaurant. Specializing in coastal cui sine. Award-winning chowders, spicy Creole gumbos, gourmet burgers B, L, & D, daily. B/W. 442 Ocean Vista Ave. (across from the lighthouse on the water). 8264002

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ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): The world's record for underwater pogo-sticking in the Amazon is held, of course, by an Aries. So is the record for making the longest gum wrapper chain, lifting heavy objects with one's teeth, building the biggest sand castle, and throwing dried cow chips. In fact, a dis proportionately high per centage of all the records in the Guinness Book are held by Aries. This week I predict your tribe will con tinue in this grand tradition. My designer crystal ball indicates that a record number of Aries will go way out side the lines; while coloring ini their coloringI book, will climbi far out on the skin niest part of the longest limbs, willI sing off-key but stillI somehow sound greatt and will try to walk oni the water without wearing a life jacket.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20): I feel the: pressing need to wash you clean off your sjns, brothers and sisters — even iff you’doh't believe in the concept of sin. I have an overpowering urge to splashi you with holy water and baptize you ini the name of the god or goddess youi believe in most. You need the sacra ment of water, brothers and sisters — preferably warm water! You need to> immerse yourself in baths or saunas or indoor swimming pools, and drink gal lons of rejuvenating liquids, and feel rivers of emotion. Stay moist! Get drenched! Flush away the dreck of winter! Restore your innocence!

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): According to the calendar, it's early spring. But in the realm of your psyche, it's late sum mer. Your inner child is ripe, and so is your inner garden. Your tomatoes are red and succulent. Your com is bursting out of the husk. A bumper crop of your specialty roses is blooming. From your orchards of apricots to your patches of watermelon and cantaloupe, you're ready to be plucked. So are you ready to party like you haven't partied since 1991? I strongly suggest that you throw a fine bash to celebrate your rich har vest Eat, drink, and be merry, for by May 1 you might want to go off by your self and act weird. CANCER (June 21 - July 22)- I tried to get the Dalai Lama to be guest author of your message this week You see, I was faced with a dilemma. How could I urge you to rev your ambitions up full blast without risking that you’d become a stress-addled, eye-bulging greedhead? How could I support your drive to make world over in your image without turning you into a manipulative, egomaniacal powertripper? Sadly, the Dalai Lama refused my plea to create a spiritually correct version of this advice. So I'm going to have to rely on you to read between these lines and do it yourself.

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22): With all those pitbulls and weasels and vultures in the neighborhood, I know it’s been hard for you to maintain your leonine poise. And now I hear that the three-legged dog from hell over in cage number 3 has invited a hoard of fleas and a pack of lizards over for a slumber party I think it may be time to check out the action at a new watering hole, at least on a provi sional basis. I hear there's one place not too far from here where quite a nice mix of eagles, foxes and panthers hang out.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): If you love your car, you get it a tune-up before it desperately needs one. Right? Likewise, you clean the heads on your VCR regularly and prune your plants and change the filter on your furnace. So why not extend the same favor to your beautiful self? ‘Tis the season for giving extra attention to personal

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LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct. 22): You're not the type that hoards up feelings for weeks and then spits them all out in one night, are you? If you are, there'll soon be an excellent window of opportunity for you to spit out of. But let’s assume that you’re not a hoarder. Let's hypothe size that all along the way you've been artfully showing your true kaleidoscopic colors the moment they've welled up inside you. Let's choose to believe that you've tended to your inner equilibrium so well that you'll soon be rewarded with the loss of a pesky inhibition. SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Religious experience alert! Hope you don't mind being awakened in the middle of the night by a special delivery from the Great Beyond. Yes, my cute little bundle of extreme emotions! It doesn't matter if you're a true believer or an unrepentant infidel — you will soon be invited to have your dogmas tom out by the roots and replaced with a throbbing vision of cosmic whoopee. Brace yourself for the most pungent fun you've had since your last mudwrestle with the angel. I might add that all this will be arriving just in time. You were overdue to take invento ry of your ethics, your philosophy of life and your sock drawer.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): In my spare time I manage a unique com pany called Vicarious Fantasies. For a modest price, my fun-loving crew and I act out the fantasies of people who don't have the time or courage or imagi nation to do so. Our only stipulation is that our clients' fantasies wouldn’t require us to break the law or hurt any one. If it were any other time, I might encourage you to sample our services. But it so happens that this is a critical turning point in your relationship with your fantasies. If you don't start living them out now — and with a righteous vengeance, please — you can kiss them bye-bye. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): As of right now, I am holding this message hostage until you agree to marry- (or at least engage) your fortunes to a charac ter who specializes in secrets and sto ries you need to know more about. You desperately need to be fascinated, amazed and intrigued! If love or sex is involved, so much the better, but that's not necessary to meet my demands. And now repeat after me or I will blow, up my bath toys: “Hooray for the confu sion that saves me from being a knowit-all."

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Why settle for gut-rotting moonshine when you might be able to wangle a heartawakenino tonic? Why eat crow when you're still not sure what exactly your desserts will be? The near future is rife with plot twists and sudden reversals, my friend — most of which will be in your favor. If I had to give you one rule to live by in the coming weeks, it would be this: Don’t be too sure you know what's going to happen next. I mean, why suck up cheap black market thrills when wholesome, reasonably priced highs are almost within reach?

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for friendship and fun. Voice/Box 10639 (4/5) SLIM, SENSUAL, ATTRACTIVE. BLONDE professional, 35, intelli gent, outgoing, no dependents, seeking successful, attractive, happy gentleman who is ready for a committed relationship. Descriptive letter appreciated. Voice/Box 10637 (4/5) WOULD LIKE TO MEET A MAN, 60-70, who misses someone in his life too. I’m petite and average size. Voice/Box 10636 (4/5) _________ ATTRACTIVE, WHITE FEMALE, early 30's, great figure, want a Taurus male. Enjoy out doors, sports, music and romantic evening. Note and picture please. Voice/Box 10635 (4/5) FIRST TIME AD. Single, white, professional female, 40's, tall, thin, allegedly beautiful, sensi tive, and smart. I appre ciate the arts and love the outdoors and sports. An equestrian and a sailor who looks great in jeans or in diamonds. In search of tall, intelligent, handsome, single, white, professional male who would not normally answer an ad. Note and photo appreciated. Voice/Box 10596 (4/19) I'M SLENDER, FAIR AND 38, I'd like a witty man to date A love of learning, life and art, a winning smile, a great big heart - will be what sets this man apart I'd like a note before a call. Rhyming verse is optional. Voice/Box 10634 (4/5) REDHEAD, GREEN EYES, classy lady, seek ing white professional, tall, medium build, dark hair, 40-55 year old who enjoys outdoors and who’s ready to settle down with me. Permanent relationship. Photo a plus. Voice/Box 10633 (4/5)___________ TALL NUBIAN QUEEN. 6’2", 180 lbs., female, professional, single par ent, 40, fun-loving and kind hearted seeks inter racial relationship with male companion for enjoyable times. Must be kind hearted and a gen tleman. Voice/Box 10632 (4/5)________________ PETITE, ATTRACTIVE. 50 +, single, white female, happy, well adjusted, enjoys movies, dining in and out, sun sets. Would like to meet gentleman, sense of humor, energetic, for friendship, relationships, maybe more. Mail pre ferred. Voice/Box 10631 (4/5)________________ OL’ TIMERS. Southside, nice, young, single, white female, 70, non-smoker, wants to meet kind, sin gle, white male, for friendship. Love dining, dancing, old cars, races, sharing thoughts. I’ll return photo. Voice/Box 10630 (4/5) __________ SOUTHERN BRUNETTE, early 50’s, younger looking, 5'3", trim, very attractive, spontaneous, classy, selective, sense of humor. I'm down to earth, playful and roman tic. I'd like to meet a sin gle, white gentleman, 4555, 5'11" or taller, who’s trim, honest, nice-look ing, white collar, profes sional. No games. Non-

smoker, social drinker. Moustache and/or beard okay. Phone and/or write. Voice/Box 10624 (4/19) ________ Sincere, sensitive, smil ing lady, active & outgo ing desires to meet a relined intelligent, in shape gentleman, 40’s 50’s for a happy friend ship & possible relation ship. I'm a NS, trim, peo ple person w/varied inter ests. Boating, tennis, the beach, music, theater, travel, etc If you are a person who loves togeth erness don’t hesitate to respond. Voice/Box 10670_______________

SUCCESSFUL, BUSI NESS OWNER, athletic, white male, 39, 6’, 175 lbs., searching for attrac tive, intelligent, honest, independent, lady, 25 to 35, 5'4" to 5'9", who has similar interests for dat ing and possible lifetime relationship. Note and photo preferred. Voice/Box 50955 (4/26) LOVING, HANDSOME, SINGLE, WHITE MALE, 5’8", in great shape, 30 years old, very caring, many interests. Seeks pretty, slender, single woman, 20-39. Send love letter and photo. Voice/Box 50952 (4/26)

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EQUAL PARTNER WANTED. Average white male, 46, 5'9", 160 lbs., brown hair, blue eyes, degreed professional, affectionate, sincere, seek ing, single, white female, to age 47, fit, to laugh, have fun with and if the chemistry is there work together for a permanent relationship. Letter, photos welcome Voice/Box 50890 (4/19)___________ HONEST, HARDWORK ING, WHITE MALE, 35, likes beach, cooking out, movies, parties, but quiet time too. Looking for nice lady to share some time with me, Kids o.k. Maybe lead to something perma nent for both of us. Voice/Box 50888 (4/26) SINCERE, DIVORCED, WHITE MALE, 29, 175 lbs., hard of hearing, nonsmoker, Christian, seeks white female, 23-36, under 130 lbs., for friendship possibly more. Voice/Box 50874________________ I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A LATINA LADY for friend ship and possible relation ship. I am a 34-year-old, 5'10", 180 lb., single, white

the theater, movies, dining out, and travel. Re-sponse by mail preferred. Voice/Box 50815 (4/19) ROMANTIC, WHITE nU'ihVIVIMUC, , IUU IMO., MALE, UUb, 60s, U 61I ^165 lbs. retired Marine Engineer, financially secure, no dependents, seeks attrac tive, white lady, under 60, slender or normal to be my friend, lover and compan ion and to inherit my estate. Voice/Box 50633 (5/31)________________ 49 YEAR OLD, WHITE ------------------77 CHRISTIAN MAN, 55, 6 , MALE, seeking petite, classical and sacred down to earth female, 28music, health conscious, 40, for friendship, compan11UII its life, me, nature iiaiuic and anu outvuiionShif? home ionship and possible me>r_ mardoor activities, seeking liayu. page. II love love the the outdoors, outdoors, uw.-------------------------------Christian lady with similar fishing, camping and bowlqualities and interest. Non- -ng Non-smoker, social smoker, non-drinker, 5'6” drinker. Voice/Box 50765 or taller, slim and neat. (5/31) ________ Voice/Box 50913 (4/5) DID YOU REEL IN YOUR DIVORCED, WHITE SWEETIE while fishing MALE, Taurean wondering through the Eligibles ads? if a lousy car, a poor dri- if SOi drop Irop us a line... we ving record, bad credit, |jke to hear about it. Send and failure to enforce child tc: to: Zliglblcc, Eligibles, z!z c/o Fc!:c Folio AXCCPhillips Dkilllrxj support payments is the Weekly, 9456 1’1, norm for the Jacksonville Hwy., Suite woman. I don't dance, Jacksonville, Fla., 32256. watch much T.V. or exer-

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undreds of people gathered at the 18th Annual Arts Awards luncheon at WJCT to hear how business and the arts can work together and to honor the winners of the annual awards presented by the Arts Assembly. Each year an individual, a business and an edu cator receive recognition for their contributions to the local arts community. Robin Shepherd was honored with the Individual Award for developing a mentor program for local and foreign students, for providing promotional services for cultural organizations and for his own artistic work. Anne Saltmarsh, Duval County liaison for the Cummer Gallery’s Art Connections program, received the Educator Award for reaching more than 40,000 students annually with innovative programming. Maxwell House Coffee Company received the Business Award for sponsoring a variety of arts programming. Each winner received a piece of artwork designed by Jason Fort. As wonderful as the awards section of the program was, perhaps the most important part of the luncheon was the message delivered by Nancy Meier, executive director of the Arts and Business Council in New York. Meier told her audience that businesses and cultural organizations can form mutual ly beneficial partnerships.

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By Travis Charbeneau OU are often assaulted at the end of broadcast news pro some ta^e on the upbeat human interest, story. These merry anecdotes are presumably tacked e . on in order to leave us merely depressed about the state of current affairs and not certifiably insane. Waiy of report ing only bad news and no good news, editors enjoy dredging up a nice heart-warmer. But, in truth, examples like the following represent a nasty, insidious trend in journalism: Little Johnny Bootstrap, 17, spends his spare time sharing his flak jacket with Ms. Eleanor Old, 98. Here the athletic twosome nimbly dodge rocket propelled grenades on their way to the mar ket where Johnny is the all-night bag boy. Johnny is also a straight-A student at local Hell High. His story so impressed Ross Perot that, if Johnny survives high school, the Texas billionaire has promised to pay for his first semester at college!" “Bucking a bleak national trend, Like We Care, Inc. is now offering free, comprehensive health care benefits for every employee, even temps! CEO William C. Benevolent said he was moved to initiate the program after a narrow escape from cancer involving a personal visit from God." “No more special interest influence for Rep. Ron Right! Our local congressman has sworn to rely on donations of $100 or less and will refuse even to listen to lobbyists on any issue, relying in his all-Girl Scout volunteer staff to dig up the relevant facts on pending legislation.” Many viewers sigh responsively. There is hope, after all. If only all ghetto dwellers, coiporate presidents and slime ball politicians would be more like Johnny Bootstrap, Bill Benevolent and Rob Right, why, we could save this coun try. And there’s the insidious, nutzoid sub text. If only pigs had wings they could fly, but a single winged pig, however often he appears on tv, does not cancel the laws of aerodynamics. Sure, we all admire the one-in-a-million hero who pops up against all odds to startle us with his or her noteworthy courage, uncommon generosity, unusual honesty The danger lies in the resulting temptation to mold ordi nary public policy around the exploits of extraordinary private cit izens In the context of a news broadcast this temptation is almost irresistible. After all, we’ve just run a gauntlet of bad news about poverty poor health care, corrupt government. We are then ladled a dollop of video treacle as some sort of visionaiy

This "if only" yearning expresses itself most noisily in the campaigns of religious right Republicans like Oliver North who call for some mystical resurrection of traditional values (courage, gen erosity, public floggings). And the appetite is continually whetted by “if only” news bytes that prove time and again: if only people hold the line morally, they can triumph over the adversities crush ing virtually everyone else and end up brightening an otherwise dismal newscast while restoring the public to vitality. Liberals have their own variation on this nonsense, one that plays right into the hands of their adversaries: the substitution of charity for policy. Anywhere poverty in particular is at issue, some liberals will itch to begin doling out dough to the deserving poor. As often as not, the deserving poor dole back disregard or hostili ty or automatic weapons fire, perhaps all three — to the special delight of told-you-so conservatives who thoroughly enjoy having it both ways: "The American people are naturally courageous, generous and honest folk who can durn well take care of their own just like they did during the Great Depression. But. If you want to raise my taxes for their sake, you’re a misguided dupe who thinks that the natural criminal classes can somehow change their stripes. You bleeding hearts point to deserving poor like the telegenic mutant Johnny Bootstrap when everyone knows that the deserving poor deserve to be poor because they are lazy, lawless knaves." Numberless atrocities occurred dur ing German industry’s vicious adminis tration of slave labor during World War II. In William Manchester’s The Arms of Krupp, the author relates one minor inci dent given in testimony to the 1948 Nuremberg tribunal against Alfried Krupp: “Once the [Krupp] foreman lashed Tad’s face so badly that the boy was nearly disfigured; he was saved by the intervention of an SS man.” I can just hear the upbeat spin Joseph Goebbels would have put on this had he decided, instead of suicide, on some mollification of the Allies: “Today, SS Lieutenant Franz Hengsbach intervened to save a guest worker from the whip of a sadistic Krupp overseer, once again proving the kindness and alert caring of our Fuhrer’s elite.” Similar tales of freakish compassion did indeed brighten post-war faith in the existence of Good Germans. But that didn’t stop the Allies from hanging many of them. Nor should the occasional happy fable distract the American public and its policy makers. Relying on the serendipitous appearance of a compassionate Nazi to save the day makes about as much sense as relying on our Johnny Bootstraps, Bill Benevolents and Rob Rights — or the Boston Private Industry Council. According to a cheety NBC Nightly News wrap-up one night last summer, these private businessmen gave inner city teens good summer jobs. Of course, only half of those who registered were accepted and the vast majority of teens didn’t qualify to reg ister. Still, between the lines lurked the eternally naive “if only": “If only there were more Private Industry Councils (and less pub lic ‘make work’), we could abolish massive urban teen unem ployment.” Anecdotal evidence is rightfully rejected in every court but that of public opinion. And, while remarkable people performing remarkable acts deserve to be remarked upon, such diversions, however appealing, can be dangerous. Policies which address the perennially depressing norms will in the end leave us far less depressed.Q

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tV! That fact alone the newsworthiness of virtue, ought to steer us , Th h, Ht doesn’t Noteworthy courage, uncommon generosity clear, but it doesn _ their adjectives preclse]y because and unusual hon ty rosily uncommon and honesty courage is note^° L, remarkable because they have always unusual. ^“t wvThort supply- But that hasn’t stopped many, been in remarkably short suppy vi(1ues mostly conservative types by an^cdote: if only we put a in abundance) from urgi g P ,^o|iyce excepted), these virtues

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