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Get a gift for an older child or teenager who may be forgotten during the holiday season. Call the Childbirth and Parenting Education Association at 904-829-5437 formore information.

Make a donation to Hospice Northeast by sponsorfafan ornament on the Tree of Life in honor of a Sone. Caff 398-1724 for more information.

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Get a child the Christmas gift he or she wants by sponsoring an angel through the Salvation Army’s Angel Tree project Call 366-9203 to find the Angel Tree near you.

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See the First Coast Nutcracker with the Jacksonville Symphony Orchestra, the proceeds benefit the children of the First Coast. Performances are Dec. 16 through 18 at the Civic Auditorium, call 354-5547 for tickets.

Help feed the hungry during the holiday season and throughout the year by donating cairned items or money to the Second Harvest Food Bank. Call 3533663.

GIFT #2^ Donate canned or packaged food items to the City Rescue Mission to help them feed 1,000 disadvantaged families, through their Arms Around Jacksonville project. Call 353-5565 for more information.

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Let your holiday generosity spread throughout the year by making a donation through United Way. Ask your employer about payroll deduction or call 390-3200.

Donate a toy to the annual Dorcas Drake Christmas Party, where thousands of disadvantaged children get Christmas presents. Toys can be dropped off at any fire station through December 20.

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Help someone who has Alzheimer's enjoy the holiday season a little more by donating gifts for elderly people or donating your time to help with their Christmas party. Call "Our House" at 3814839 for more information.

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Visit a senior citizens center or a home-bound elderly person who may not have any family in the area. Call 630-0928 or 630-0995 to find out how you can make the holiday season a little brighter for the elderly.

Donate blood during the holiday season. It’s a time when blood supply is low because many regular donors can’t donate due to their busy holiday schedule. Call the Florida Georgia Blood Alliance at 353-8263 for more information.

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Help the Marines gel toys to disavantaged children by donating a toy to the Toys For Tots project Call the Toys For Tots Coordinator at 573-1752 to find a drop-off point near you.

GIFT #5 U Volunteer your time to help wrap or distribute Christmas gifts, visit an elderly person or serve food to a family. The Salvation Army needs volunteers during the holiday season. Call 3669237.

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I am excited about the gifts my 10-month-old and I will be giving away this Christmas. Well be giving out smiles as we visit elderly hospital patients.

EILEEN FAXAS Last year the man who I’m now engaged to many surprised me with an ornament that said "Our First Christmas - 1992." But that was last year when you could only get ”1993" ornaments. It turns out that he bought the ornament in 1992 when we had only been dating for two weeks, saying he had a feeling that we’d be together for a long time.

Make a New Year's resolution to help people throughout the year. Call Volunteer Jacksonville at 398-7777 to find a volunteer position that fits your interests, needs, and time constraints.

Have your holiday packages wrapped by the Muscular Dystrophy Association at the Avenues Mall. The proceeds help fight M.D.A. and provide services locally for those with M.D.A. Call 739-3964 for more information.

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Help a homeless person stay warm throughout the holiday season and year by donating warm coats, blankets or shoes in good condition to the Clara White Mission. Call 354^162.

Make a donation to the Beaches Lifeline Emergency Society, who make sure that needy children and families in the beaches areas receive Christmas gifts and food Donations can be made at the South Beach Regional Sand Castle Plaza.

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TORY RYDEN Two days before Christmas, 1991,1 received a call from the doctor saying that my baby would be bom with Down Syndrome and My Christmas 8® arrived May 4,1992, when my daughter Catherine was

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a row of 80-year old Sabal palms in Springfield that were growing directly into power lines. The Springfield Improvement Association argued that the palms were there long before the power lines and thereby deserved priority. The JEA and the

PACE began to work on this dilemma 10 years ago. The organization was formed to help girls ages 12-18 in risk of dropping out of school, are drop outs, or have had brushes with the criminal justice system. Recommendation to the program is the first step, but commitment to the organiza tion must be voluntary. The program offers regular academic curricula and counseling. “This works. So many programs like this don’t, but this one does,” says Taylor. “We take a holistic approach to the problem. We’re not just applying a Band-Aid. We teach everything from good grooming to how to balance a check book." Since the program originated in Jacksonville, it seems appropriate that, after a national search, native Jacksonville resident Taylor was chosen for the newly created position. “She was hired to help raise money to keep PACE in business and help it to expand,” explains Program Development Manager Gail Henson. PACE is looking to expand the seven statewide organizations to 15 locations and eventually to institute national chapters. ooo

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SLA decided to move the cross bars of the power lines out of the trees’ growth pattern. The trees were saved, but at the expense of the Springfield taxpayers. In response to that article, a caller con tacted Folio Weekly pointing out that the city had planted trees downtown directly under existing powerlines. Eight months ago the Jacksonville Transportation Authority had beautified a paved park-and-ride lot bordered by Liberty, State and Union streets. In planting trees and shrubs the JTA had, in fact, placed date palms near existing power lines. Would the trees become a power line hazard and later a taxpayer’s expense? Steve Arrington, director of JTA, explains that a city landscaper was hired to direct plantings with “the least amount of interac tion with the power lines as possible.” Although Arrington did not personally oversee the landscaper’s work, he assures the trees would be trimmed to prevent interference with power lines. “It will be 10 or 15 years down the road,” Arrington adds, “before the trees grow into the power lines.” In addition, the street lighting is scheduled to be reworked three to four years from now, meaning the power lines will probably be placed under ground. If not, construction engineer Richard Schwabe, who inspected the completed work on the former park-and-ride lot, says the date palms planted under the lines, “will not grow to interfere with the power line ” But in the dubious spirit of promoting trees Arrington says, “We’ve had projects where we’ve planted material and known there will be a problem 10 to 15 years down the road — but we’d rather have the benefit of the trees now. It’s worth the effort of the expenditure.”

If Top 40 or southern rock is not your cup of tea, listen up. A new radio format is quietly taking root in the rich soil of airwave opportunity and hopes to entice prodigal listeners back to the radio once again. Old favorites like Robert Plant’s “I’m in the Mood,” Squeeze’s “Black Coffee in Bed” and the seldom-heard “Canary in a Coal Mine” by the Police will restore faith in Jacksonville’s programming powers that be. These aural goodies are but a few of the songs belonging to the new “adult, album and alternative” format on 93.3 Al A Callahan/Jacksonville. The station hopes to lure the listeners who want more than the mainstream. Jim Randall, 93.3’s program manager, was hired on a month ago fresh from 101.5 Channel X to ensure the format was serving an audience mainstream radio was over looking. At 101.5 Channel X, Randall was part of a team bringing a “rap, rock, hip hop,” an urban format, to listeners ages 12 through 24. Listeners could tune into a palatable mix of bands like Pearl Jam, Offspring and Weezer with fringe dance tunes and some rap: a format offered nowhere else in Jacksonville. “The format was successful,” Randall says. “The management of the radio station thought differently.” Now at 93.3 A1A, Randall will establish a solid identity for the station based on the three A’s. The target ed demographic is males and females thir ty-five and older — truly though, the sta tion’s new format appeals to anyone listen ing for tunes not played on Jacksonville's airwaves currently. Although 93.3’s format skims upon what some may consider alter native music, Randall shudders at the label. “We'd like to consider ourselves as pro gressive — forward leaning." Randall doesn’t promise free concert tickets, CDs or lots of money to draw new listeners to 93.3. “We’re going to make promises that we can keep. You won't hear the same song more than once a day and we’ll tell you the title and artist of every song we play. 1 think most people could give a shit about winning the Cranberry’s new CD."

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A bouquet to Frank Space who recently received the 1994 Secretary of the Navy Resource, Recovery and Recycling Award. Space, recycling director for Naval Air Station Jacksonville’s Morale, Welfare and Recreation Department, implemented a program that turned 3,897 tons of waste into $389,700 for the department. The earning paid for entertainment, club renovations and golf courses for the base. Readers are encouraged to send in their Brickbats & Bouquets to the Editor, Folio Weekly, 9456 Phillips Highway, Suite 11, Jacksonville, FL 32256. Or send via FAX, 2609773. Be sure to include your name and telephone number.

LOCAL NEWS SUMMARY Jacksonville’s crime rate drops from third to seventh in the nation. FBI sta tistics show serious crimes have dropped from a rate of 9,169.1 crimes in 1992 to 8,598 crimes in 1993 for every 100,000 people. Jaguar officials are asking for at least $300,000 annually for a corporate sponsor to name the new stadium. There are only two other teams in the NFL, Buffalo and Indianapolis, who have successfully sold their stadium names.

The downtown bus station moves to a new location. The new station is located opposite Hogan Street between State and Union Streets. At a cost of $3.5 million, the hub will service buses and the Automated Skyway Express. City officials court the Ukranian Olympic wrestling team. The team was brought to Jacksonville to encourage them to train here for the 1996 Olympics. Other countries contacted by Jacksonville officials include China, Japan, Thailand and Finland.

Duval County Schools sweep Florida Drug-Free School Recognition Program awards. Arlington Heights and Alimacani elementary schools, Ribault, Paxon, Mayport and Mandarin middle schools and Terry Parker High School collectively won seven of the 16 awards given statewide.

The city of Jacksonville and Jacksonville Beach may split the $300,000 expense to dispose of hazardous waste. Although Jacksonville Beach now owns the property on which the waste was found, the city of Jacksonville owned the site from 1968 to 1991. Sex education task force is assigned by the Duval County School Board. Several parents attended the meeting to show opposition to a class teaching contracep tion. Robbery attempt at the Winn Dixie in the 700 block of Cassat Avenue was stopped by an onlooker. Perry Bridges was caught trying to steal a getaway car after realizing he had locked the keys in his own vehicle.

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l~\ /~\ ayor Ed Austin’s letter of Nov. A/ .I 15, 1994 regarding his support \/ of the AES Corporation writLJ ■ ten to “To Whom It May Concern” is indeed troubling. His letter raises many questions and concerns in the citizens of Jacksonville. Has our Mayor truly forgotten the facts which raised doubts as to AES’s integrity? What was our Mayor’s motive in writing this attempted testimonial as to AES's charac ter as a “good corporate citizen?” Where are the facts upon which he bases his conclusions? They do not exist in Jacksonville, Maine or Oklahoma. Upon what basis does Mayor Austin conclude that Jacksonville’s attitude towards AES has changed and that in his judgment “Jacksonville would now welcome AES as corporate partners (sic)?” Why has Mayor Austin used his official position as the Mayor of Jacksonville, the elected repre sentative of the people of Jacksonville, without consulting either the City Council or the people of Jacksonville, to cloak what is solely an expression of his person al opinions regarding AES and the opposi tion Jacksonville raised to AES and its power plant project. Jacksonville’s rejection.of AES was based on facts. Perhaps our Mayor needs to be reminded of these facts. In the permit application to build a coal fired power plant on Jacksonville’s Northside, AES and Seminole Kraft Corporation stated that three old, pollut ing boilers in use at the Seminole Kraft paper mill would be shut down because the proposed power plant would provide steam to the mill instead. This factor was taken into consideration by the Florida Department of Environmental Regulation (DER) in issuing, on Jan. 21, 1991, a joint permit to AES and Seminole Kraft This permit required that these boilers be shut down. However the Office of Attorney General Bob Butterworth uncovered a confidential memorandum between AFS Art ?eTlnole Kraft verifying that, in fact AES had entered into a confidential “letter ?0ini990 W'th Seminole Kraft dated Sept o?’th!90mYe?ln§ On the continued use of the old boilers after the power olant was operating. The Florida Times-Umon

ceed with the original peS?i?ed n° E™' later, once it was and then change it. PP oved, attempt to Butteworth'' DER reDortnertymGeneral Bob tion of this agreement had hat,the execuknown to theSand m made had been led to beltevethauh he aSency

under consideration, not a decision already made. The Florida Times-Union quoted Attorney General Butterworth as stating that "‘the fact that DER had been kept in the dark about the existence of this agreement while the project’s applica tion was under consideration amount to a bait-and-switch gimmick at the expense of Jacksonville citizens.’” The DER issued a report which stated that the state had been misled and recom mended that Governor Chiles and the Cabinet suspend or revoke the AES per mit until questions about changes affect ing the plant’s environmental impact were resolved. On May 5, 1992, Governor Chiles and the Cabinet voted unanimously to begin the procedure to revoke or suspend the power plant’s operating permit. The Florida Times-Union quoted Governor Chiles as stating “‘the tipping thing, the thing that tipped us over, was the assur ance all these boilers would be shut down.’” “‘If someone knew they wouldn’t be, that’s a material misrepresentation.’” By letter dated June 15, 1992, Attorney General Butterworth also informed the Governor and Cabinet that “this apparent ly was not the first time AES had withheld disclosure of a confidential business agreement from a government agency while seeking permits for a power plant." Butterworth stated that in 1991, a key issue in Maine in the debate over permit ting a proposed AES power plant was how much power the local Maine utilities would gain. Butterworth cited New England news media reports that AES had acknowledged to federal and local envi ronmental regulators that AES was negoti ating to sell power to out-of-state utilities-« subsequently was revealed that, in lad. formal contracts to sell power to out-®state utilities had already been executed by AES. Regarding this same AES power pW‘ m Maine, in June 1992, “Franklin5 Insight” reported yet another fact whic calls into question AES’s integrity ' reported that when AES approach^ Bucksport, Maine with a proposal to N a power plant there, AES stated that would not build in the town if.AE-’" . not wanted, yet despite a non-binding , erendum in which 60% of the citizens Bucksport asked AES to leave, Awcu tinues to fight for the plant. jd AES’s integrity was further queS*'c * by the fact that on June 17, 1992. AES “ closed to the Environmental Pr0!e.q(ei Agency (EPA) that it had falsi^gi pollution monitoring reports at its j( Point Project, a coal-fired power pb Oklahoma. The plant exceeded Im’ * 0 sulfate and acid emissions in viola1' the plant’s National Pollution Disc

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Re: AES Corporation To Whom it May Concern: When I became Mayor in April, 1991, AES had received a permit to begin construction of a power plant In Jacksonville’s Northside, next to the Seminole Kraft Paper Mill. That permit was predicated upon certain old, pol luting boilers closing down when the mill began purchasing steam from AES. In the fall of 1991, Seminole Kraft announced that their newly planned conversion to a paper recycling process would require them to reopen some of those old boners with new pollution control technology under new per mits. Due to public reaction and my concern with the potential conflict of Seminole’s new plan with AES’s permit, 1 called for a review into this matter by the Florida Department of Environmental Regulation. That investigation rapidly assumed a life of its own, largely driven by politics and emotion, rather than the facts and laws. As the investigation unfolded, I confirmed my earlier conclusions as to the facts and history of AES’s permitting process, which had occurred prior to my inauguration as Mayor. It was clear to me that AES had properly obtained ail of its pel mits and continued to comply with all of our pertinent laws and regulations. Furthermore, as I learned more about AES and its leadership, I discovered that they had taken great pains to keep all of the authorities informed and avoid any improper actions. In fact, AES was subsequently exonerated in Federal Court when a shareholder lawsuit was summarily dis missed. Likewise, I was advised by staff of the Florida Department of Environmental Regulation, near the end of the proceedings, that AES was In complete compliance with all state and local requirements. I, therefore, assumed that this matter would be concluded satisfactorily on behald of AES. Sadly, vindication came too late as this very controversial process led AES to sell its interest In the plant. . APS was long a good corporate citizen. They were the victims of an unusual unique, and unprecedented public backlash. I hough I publicly sup ported AES/1 must admit that my request to involve the DER late fn the nro-ess contributed greatly to both a political and community overreaction. n-T community’s attitude changed as the truth eventually dribbled out through the media; and in my judgment, Jacksonville would now welcome A£S as corporate partners. In short, I wish they were still here and regret that I contributed to their untimely departure. None of this is to take away from the successor company. The plant that ; APS began has made a significant and positive contribution to our city. I h ne this letter will allay any concerns anyone may have about AES. AES and to corporate officers have been nothing but decent, honorable and trustwor

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retire to a cabin in North Carolina. Instead he will retire with just under a decade at the top of the JSO. It seems appropriate, as I voters vuieis prepare prepare to to choose cnoose aa ------successor, to | consider what kind of department that sueI cessor will inherit. A good way to begin is I to look at what that grand jury investigation 5 | found and how the department reacted to • those findings. ! McMillan has said he believes a police > department’s value system comes from the • top, and it s important to see to it that those i values permeate the department. On the J other hand, he told one publication, “With J 2,200 employees, I’m a realist. Bad things • are going to happen. We are just a small J make-up of the community at large." The Only ; grand jury brushed off that logic in its i report’s introduction: “We regard the

possess the power of life and death. Thus, they should be held to a much higher stan dard than society at large ...” The grand jury report also declared: “The JSO has a stated goal to be the best police department in this country We as citizens of Duval-Conns, k------------«--• ...... - wuiuiy. we as ciuzei» ,n Duval County have a perfect right t demand that the Jacksonville Sheriff uiuuauvtru Office be the best. Thiswlll is especially considering JSO will probably b spending morethe than $140 million of public tax dnll’re_____ - million of pub»c mdn $140 tax dollars every year from now on. 1" grand jury went out of its way to estabte that it wasn’t out to get anyone and to p°inl out the positive aspects of the McMillan ar® JSO qua'ity °* most members of the

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equipment, computers and vehicles and the introduction of an automated finger print identification system, among other things. We saw many good aspects of the administration at JSO under Sheriff McMillan,” the grand jury said. "Many improvements have been made under his tenure. We could not dispute, nor would we wish to dispute, a claim that he will leave JSO better off than it was when he took over.’ But many of the compliments included phrases such as “during our investigation” and “somewhat belated.” McMillan said, “it was inferred (sic) sever al times that changes and improvements that were made during the course of the grand jury investigation were brought about by pressure exuded by the fact that the investigation was in progress or a con cern expressed by the previous grand jury. If this makes the grand jury feel good, so be it; but it simply is not true.” he grand jury report stated blunt ly: “The JSO is not a sacred cow, immune to criticism.” In his rebuttal, McMillan said, “1 can accept and, in fact, welcome fair criticism. ... However, 1 find much of the criticism contained in the grand jury report to be not only unfair but also based on insufficient information and without a clear understanding of the topic being dis cussed. ... Much of the criticism in this report is not, in my opinion, fair criticism and appears to have been made with a minimum of information and, in some cases, an obvious lack of understanding of the sub ject being discussed. I hasten to add that this, in most cases, was not the fault of the fine individuals that made up the grand jury. They, for the most part, can make no better decisions that the infor mation given them.” Eighteen of the 22 wit nesses who appeared before the grand jury “were currently or former ly employed at the JSO, or otherwise closely associat ed with the JSO. The sheriff himself spoke to the grand jury “four times for many hours. Someone close to the grand jury investigation called McMillan's initial response “inaccurate and

sheriff. Glover said, “By no means is it just political.” Sometimes the issues got lost among the accusations and sniping — which may have been the point. The grand jury fretted because “more than 70 officers in the past five years have been terminated or resigned due to crimi nal and non-criminal misbehavior or incompetence. ... Several officers who were arrested and even some who entered pleas of no contest and were sentenced for misdemeanor charges ranging from DUI to child abuse were temporarily sus pended rather than terminated.” To put it less charitably, it seems that being a crimi nal won’t necessarily disqualify someone as a JSO officer. In fact, according to the grand jury, under JSO rules, the following offenses could put an officer on suspen sion, demotion or a reduction in pay but not a termination: accepting or soliciting a bribe; helping a prisoner escape; commit ting “a criminal act in violation of a State or Federal Statute”; passing information that could “impede an investigation, aid a per son to escape, destroy evidence, or remove stolen goods.” Furthermore, while lying during an internal investigation is grounds for firing, the grand jury discov ered that “termination was rarely imposed for a violation of this rule.” One part of the grand jury report that has drawn some attention has to do with education. The grand jury believes a police officer “needs to understand and be profi cient in a myriad of subjects: sociology, psychology, law, marksmanship, driving at high speeds, report writing, testifying effec tively, and using sophisticated equipment. ... Police work is one of the most demand ing, most difficult, and most important pro fessional level jobs in our society.” In view of all that, the grand jury said, the JSO's “educational standards for entry into the police force are woefully low.” You must be 21 years old and have a high school diploma or a GED. Only 15 percent of the JSO’s officers have a col lege degree. The sheriff’s response was: “The traits of honesty, integrity and good morals are matters of character and upbring ing, not education levels. ... To suggest that those with college degrees pos sess a higher level of those desirable traits and are, therefore, less likely to commit misconduct is a slap in the face to all who do not possess such a degree." The grand jury stated that while a college edu cation won’t make offi cers more honest, “all or nearly all of the good and competent officers who are not college educated would benefit from addi tional education. In the long run, so would the public.” The grand jury recommended that “as soon as humanly possible” the JSO require an associate’s degree for new officers and a four-year degree for evetyone promoted to sergeant and higher. By the year 2000, the JSO should require a four-year degree of all new officers. McMillan responded, 1 personally would never have been allowed to be a

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The committee chaired by Glover „6Ylseda more comP1‘cated recommendahom a two-year degree, 60 semester hours, 90 quarter hours or four years of law enforcement experience for new hires as of July 1, 1995. By 2000, assoociate’s degrees are required of all new officers, sergeants would be required to have 60 hours of college credit. Lieutenants and higher ranking officers would be required to have a bachelor’s degree. Experience would substitute for college credit for everyone hired before July 1, 1995. f\ nother problem cited by the grand jury was training. The li v\ JSO police academy spans 720 hours — more than the state’s Jkminimum standard, but still roughly equivalent to one semester of junior college. (Cosmetologists and bar bers must train for 1,000 to 1,200 hours to be certified.) JSO recruits then receive an additional five weeks’ JSO specific training. That’s about half the time a Miami police recruit spends in training. This creates some interesting divisions of time. Driving techniques, for example, take up 80 hours of training. Ethics and professional behav ior receive approximately an hour. The grand jury believes there should be more training. McMillan agrees “training should be expanded in certain areas; how ever, I do believe that it is possible to over train at the recruit level.” The grand jury also had concerns about the background checks given to prospec tive officers. Some police departments from which the JSO recruits apparently withheld information so that the JSO might take a problem officer off their hands. Once on the force, the grand jury felt, “police officers enjoy a level of job security unsurpassed by other law professionals Jn Florida.” The disciplinaiy procedure “is more concerned with the accused officer s ‘right’ to remain employed with the JSO than it is with protecting the public from the unfit or marginally fit offi cer. ... gives too much defer ence to the officers’ ‘right’ to keep their jobs, and too little deference to public safety and the community at

much it had spent to gain accreditation. The grand jury endorsed the concept of community policing but expressed reserva tions about how community policing’s per sonal police intervention efforts will be implemented in Jacksonville. The substation plan — mini-police stations at schools

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weapon by an officer, everything from a shot that kills someone to an accidental discharge into the trunk of a police cruiser. Sometimes the latter gets more attention

around the city — came under particular criti for personal use. In 1992, JSO officers cism. “According to testimony,” the report worked more than 300,000 hours at second said, “these sites were not selected on the jobs in 1992. Officers can retire after 20 basis of any public safety need. Rather, they years (as young as 41 years old) with a pen were selected based on polit sion equal to 56 percent of their salary. ical considerations such as he defense for this package is the amount of funds being that police work is dangerous, so made available by individual police officers deserve a good City Council members ... the salary. Certainly they do. But, if plans call for little more danger is the yardstick, should staffing at the substations JSO officers be paid more than Miami than the watch commander cops? And it’s worth noting that the officers and a secretary, which, it in the most dangerous positions often have was conceded, will have no some of the lowest salaries in the depart significant safety benefit." ment while some of the least dangerous McMillan called that “proba jobs come with some of the highest bly the most poorly thought salaries. As the grand jury report put it, 99 out section of a report that “Thus, while danger is a valid factor to con reflects several areas of shal sider, to rely on it exclusively as has been low, lack-of-depth analysis done is an exercise of emotion substituting before reaching a conclu for reason." sion. This section is, by far, If you read the grand jury report, you the worst in that regard. 1 am being kind might think the JSO is overpaid, under-edu when I say that it is apparent that the grand cated, under-trained, poorly-managed, jury does not even understand what com poorly-disciplined and overprotected by the munity policing is, let alone understand it civil service system. Given all that, it’s hard enough to comment on whether we are to understand why five men would be com moving in the right direction.” peting for a chance to head such an organi McMillan didn’t address the grand jury’s zation. Maybe they’re driven by an over remarks about pay at the JSO. The grand whelming desire to serve the public. Or jury said, “It is not our purpose to criticize . maybe they’ve noticed that Jim McMillan’s JSO officers as overpaid." But they did point annual salary is approaching $100,000. out that despite low entry level require That kind of money can go a long way ments, starting pay at the JSO is nearly toward helping a person cope with a high $32,000 — higher than that of Miami, Metro- frustration level.

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NIGHTS OF LIGHTS. Historic St. Augustine will be seen in a new light this holiday season. The wateris edge colonial village will be aglow with twinkling sil houettes of the old city plaza, the Bridge of Lions, the marina and countless shops and eateries in the his toric district. There will also be Victorian Christmas carolers, storytellers and sugar-plum fairy dance recitals. Through Jan 31. Downtown St. Augustine. 1800-653-2489. NATURALIST PROGRAM. Tales and Trails, Dec 13. Children nine and under can listen to a story and then go on a nature walk along the river. 9:30 am, Arlington Lion’s Club Park, 4322-1 Richard D. Gatlin Rd. • Jacksonville’s #1 Recycling Program, Dec 11. Jacksonville's recycling program was rated #1 in the country last year. Come talk with Jackie Eldridge of Jacksonville’s Collection and Recycling Division to find out what we are doing to get even better and what we can do. 3 pm, Blue Cypress Park Clubhouse, 4012 University Blvd, N: • Reindeer Making, Dec 14. Children 12 years and under and their adult compan ion can learn about and create the Florida reindeer. A simple holiday craft for all. 10 am, Mandarin Park, 14780 Mandarin Rd. • 630-3554. AUTHORS READ. The Book Mark welcomes Charlotte B. Reid who will read from her new book “Tiki, Spirit Unbroken,” Dec 13, 8 pm. The book tells a vivid story about a young woman coping with Hodgkins Disease. • The Book Mark is at 299 Atlantic Blvd, Atlantic Beach 241-9026. • Gainesville writer John Cech, along with St. Augustine illustrator Sharon McGinley-Nally, have published a new children’s novel entitled “Django," and they will be at the Booksmith ate« rLJ h° ipS! for a s'9nin9- • Booksmith is located at 8 Cathedral Place, St. Augustine. 829-2975. BEACHES CHRISTMAS GALA. The Beaches Arts Foundation and the City of Jacksonville Beach present he third annual Christmas gala Dec 14, 6:30 om at the Manott Ballroom at Sawgrass. Santa Claus will be on hand, a Beaches artist show and an auction with door pnzes. A cash bar is available and hors d’oeu vres are provided. Black tie optional $25 270

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SfOKTS___________ _ JU BASKETBALL. The Dolphins takTonTi University of South Florida Dec 17. • All Dolphin hom. names are played at the Jacksonville Coliseum more information, call 745-7407. ' ‘or FLAGLER BASKETBALL. The Saints face Knox. |i Dec 13, 7:30 pm. • All Flagler home games are plaved in the Flagler gym, 26 Granada St. 829-6481. UNF BASKETBALL. Elmhurst College invades the UNF arena Dec 19. • All University of North Florida men's basketball games are played at the UNF Arena 4567 St. Johns Bluff Rd. 646-2833. JAX RACEWAY. NHRA sanctioned drag strip gates open every Fri at 6 pm. S8. • Oval track racing every Sat, 6 pm. S3-S10. Located at exit 128 off 1-95 at Pecan Park Rd. 757-5425. MOTOCROSS RACING. Track is open every WedSun for practice, when not racing. Hilliard International Motocross, 5 miles north of Hilliard in US1. 845-2054 or 268-2376. BIKE RIDES. Sat rides: 7 am from Champion Schwinn, 1025 Arlington Rd. 5-10 miles; 26-30 miles. 724-4922. • 7 am from Champion Schwinn, 175 Blanding Blvd. 30 miles. 272-9100. • 7 am Iron Roosevelt Blvd. Winn Dixie 25-30 miles. • 7:15 am from Champion Schwinn at the Beaches, 1303 N. Third St. 20-30 miles. 241-0900. • 8 am from The Bicycle Store, 1871 Wells Rd. 30-40 miles; 60 miles. 278-1150. • 8 am from Woodland Acres Health Clinic, 465 Acme St. 565-1038. • 9:15 am from Lake Shore Schwinn, 2108 Blanding Blvd. 15-20 miles 384-7945. • Sun Rides: From Open Road Bicycles, 4466 Hendricks Ave. 25 miles. Mon & Wed. 6:30 pm. • 40 miles. Sat, 8 am. 636-7772. • Mon Rides: Champion Schwinn, 11447 San Jose Blvd. 30 miles. 262-5744. • Tues/Thurs rides: 4:15 pm from European Street Cafe, 2753 Park St. 20-25 miles. 387-0704. • Wed Rides: Training Races, 6:30 pm from Seminole Woods, Palm Coast. 25 miles. • Tue & Thurs night rides are at 6:30 pm. Participants should meet at Pablo Plaza in from to Hungry Iguana. 25 miles — medium to fast pace. Sun morning, 8 am at Hungry Iguana — 40 miles, medium to fast pace. Hungry Iguana six mile time trial is first and third Thurs of each month, 6:30 pm. S1 entry fee. Rides set up by American Bicycle Co, 1404 S. 3rd St, Jax Beach. 2464433. • Friendship Park to Westside, 35-40 miles. Ride type A,B — 9 am. 721-9707. • Annual Luminaria Ride. Tour the Riverside area and view the Christmas lights. Meet at European St. Cafe on Park St. Dec 18, 6:30 pm. 264-7168.

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ne does not usual ly associate folk music with the big name’ category. Well, stand back folks. Trout Fishing in America plays St. Augustine on Saturday, December 16th at 8:00 p.m. for the St. Augustine Art Association at their hall at 2.2. Marine St. 1 mention folk music because an entire stable of marginally known artists are packing houses and moving product these days. Marginally known to the industry but not so to hundreds of thousands of record buyers. In this scene, Trout Fishing in America is at the top of the tree. A duo, they tour constantly and have gar nered reviews that seem to only touch on their excellence. You have probably already sussed out their name. The classic Brautigan ’60s prose work. Everyone calls their sound "unclassifiable," but how many times have you heard that one? Folk music r is Trout Fishing in America — a duo who gleaned their not pop, yet addresses populist name from a Richard Brautigan novel. concerns. TFIA aim squarely at the heart of day to day sensibilities with »<iui “Pulp Fiction.” It would have fit like glue, tu--,j • ■ ■ - j -- —j “ _____________ the old minstrel ethic that it must be enter- Same feel, seamier message. taining to cet get their thino thing across. cn So populist tainina In addition to all of the above, TFIA has as as pop. Take it or leave it, it’s the substance focused a good deal of energy to work of folk music the world over. The duo of Keith Grimwood and Ezra aimed at children. “Mine” was a recent Idlet have been humping ifsince 1979, so release that was put out for youngsters. they’ve had to live the struggle of being the Songs like “Boiled Okra and Spinach” (eat your veggies!) andRig, the’’ counting “18 next big thing since then. Wheels on a Big could wellsong, put the a Bigstatus Rig,’ ”on could well put the” In the folk music scene they have Wheels boys intoonceleb “Sesame Street. boys attitude into celeb status on a“Sesame Street. become the big thing and they now enjoy This of cultivatiing wider audience —— '.uuirUUUlg Cl VVIK-lK^l -' the dual luxury of reviews that laud their should keen TRI A cnlvanf frvr UUUIV* traaYC— tO live showmanship as equal to that of their should keep TFIA solvent for years to come. polished recordings. Ezra Idlet went to college to study bas “Who Are These People” is their latest ketball Keith Grimwood played douproduct and it hits on social issues, relation- hip ble basswhile wift Al. the Svmphony'w hncr »Houston • ---“Sertous AboVt Y<L"tnd Z??' made friends while driving^ equipment OfcXdEn fcra?s voe^l dL ??lnTK°f '°r their band> St- Elmo’s Fire. Once CD has horns, organ and the whole sha self daf?d.ran out of 8as- theY struck out °r but it takes quality chops to pull if off live At ^(flc‘?ncy and TF1A began. the same time, “There’s a Panther' m S(n^F 1en the7 have become majors in Michigan" features a downright snarling inteori^ wo,rld while maintainin8 environmental saga complete with the sohk Th™ and commi>ment to their skillsof Duane Eddy^ art’a’billy class r X P.7 are new to North Florida and hope to sound underneath: ® ‘ ultivate it here. Bring the family for an “Test drivers saw the panther at the eveainS of lasting fun. Chrysler proving grounds, it was din-inn m , Augustine's Dave Dowling will open hunting season. He was out there on the m^|S^°'VjPave ‘s tbe bassist for Salt Run track. And he knew if he went in there he’rt h‘ sb?u'd prove an effective opener with be safe from the hunters, he’s an uncannv " S£nS'na,s and tales of Florida folk life. dn*4mLlTle^'.S.a.P^!her m Michigan" on the show and don ( that make your Halloween’’’ 8 ’ ^, a St- Augustine Art Association is up After hearing this I’d wished that Don' Zeke Williams at (904) 8240^144. of n Lnoa,renllnowould'veuseditinpace ChX m'SS this one- Give y°urself 3 of Dick Dale s Miserlou” for the credits of C slmas Present. □

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photography, posters. 58-A Spanish St.. St. Augustine. 824-2751. • Avenue Antiques & Gallery Diverse works; 3564 St. Johns Ave. 388-1995. • Avenue Books & Gallery. Watercolors by Hugo Ohlms. • Oil paintings and silk wearable art by Kathleen Mulholland. 172 1/2 San Marco Ave., St. Augustine. 829-9744. • Berlsford's Art & Frame Gallery. Works on paper, 505 W. Adams St. 356-4780. • The Collectors Exchange. 11111 San Jose Blvd. 260-2787. • Cosmopolitan Gallery. Eastern European art, 120 W. Adams SI. 353-2308. • Federal Galleries. Aviation & marine prints, 1527 Third St. N., Jacksonville Beach. 247-1119. • Galleria Machu Picchu. Sculpture, painting and ceramics, Pueblo Espanol, 2nd floor, 47 Hypolita St., St. Augustine. 824-2056. • Hampton Gallery. Multimedia works and duck carvings, 2411 S. Third St., . anuuuo ___247-1050 • Irene Gallery. Parfum Jacksonville Beach. I'diial tou7s**1141 W. Adams - -------lab and antique arts gallery. Provideoi. free group and nne Gallery. Contemporary paintings• indivi"*" 01 Lerbs tours.Art 1141 W. Adams St. 358-3206. watercolor and art classes, 3551 US 1, Marianne /'-'"t»moorary paintings seuipiutine 797-6680. • Millet Gallery.

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Hm Ktertls The perfect places tofindjust the right present for the person who has everything. SUE STERKENgURG he true shopper looks for a chal lenge when buying gifts for loved ones, particularly at Christmas. The mall — yes, well, it’s so pre dictable. Boutiques — too expensive. WalMart? Come on. You wouldn’t buy Christmas presents the same place you buy your Metamucil and oven cleaner. Besides, there’s no challenge to any of the afore mentioned options; no element of haggling, no war-whoop of victory when you’ve dis covered an item that you’re sure the receiv er doesn’t have, won’t receive, probably doesn’t need, but will marvel that you found such a thing in the first place. The chal lenge is to unearth something both inex pensive and original. And the best agora for wheeling and dealing is none other than — a flea market. With eight locations around Jacksonville and one in St. Augustine, a veritable gold mine of gift possibilities is only a stone’s throw away. The flea market is the perfect forum to test your haggling skills, meet some interesting people and they sure beat those strip malls and mail order catalogs. My Christmas shopping sidekick and I combed the Market Place on Ramona Boulevard and had the complete flea mar ket experience — and found some pretty good gift ideas. We began at a trailer-type booth offering “Quality Running Suits;” $29 each or two for $50. The vendor also offered cassette tapes for $4.99 apiece. Warner, the vendor, was happy to talk to us after he was sure we weren’t trying to trace his merchandise. “I’ve sold more tapes than suits,” he said. “Mine are the original tapes, not those boot leg tapes.” Warner, who has sold his wares in the Market Place for over five years, says business turns brisk around the holiday seaSOIWe found video tapes, ceramic holiday knick-knacks, Christmas tree photo gal leries, small toys and trading cards at Hattie Parker’s stand, which was manned by W Since the booth encompassed about three

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Connie claimed the water-cooled tobacco products were wildly popular Christmas items and had sold over 100 of the smaller “tobacco” pipes. With a little dramatic flourish, Connie extracted one of the smaller pipes from the display case. The stem of the pipe was carved into II the shape of a buxom ' I naked woman, the j breasts providing a \| handy grip for the ’ | thumb, the rear end a good place to wrap the rest of the fingers. Gee. Wouldn't that make a great gift for Aunt Edna! Fin 1looking ” _ for ' ’ ' that i. ' --------------.... E ever-elusive extra■ special gift idea, we 5' IL LI came upon a sign that read: “Give ep Something Different This Christmas — Karate Lessons!” The sign belonged to ' hl Young’s Karate, a mar'• h tial arts organization that had renled a booth at the flea market for A vendor exhibits one of the many different items you can find at flea the weekend, hoping to hit an untapped markets - a Bud Lite can bi-plane. source of new mem bers. Young Smith, one handglued nativity scenes, of which sales of the proprietors of the father-and-son i ’s Karate, Young have been slow to get started. “We just sold team running -- Young ----Jr, was more than happy to ..... talk. an expensive bride doll which was going to Smith, ,.,u------- .--J :< When asked if marketing u:_ his business at be a gift for a grandmother,” explained Nunley. “The money’s cornin’ in, but slow- the flea market was successful, an enthusiastic Young replied, “Even if we don’t get ly. Next door SSelma elma Krauss, who any sales, we’ll have the word of mouth who also handmade neni item booth, a- hanamaae uwut, said she fares -----a ht- out." Young bobbed and bounced as if he some 'karate ' ■ ‘ moves, “to tie better selling smaller items. “I make were demonstrating pay $15 to be seen by a crowd of about 200 . __ jow _ ”w»», Wai •icc Avnlains. I keeD people . . — we’re close enough _ to the school ranoiib emu —-------« my glue gun and ribbon with me to make that people will pass it along.” Young ehiff ” ^hp noint “If we get good results, we may Although business paused, S] , _t_ Althnnoh business come back again.” And that is the hope that keeps both buy“&auss “d

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“Shabbat Candles,” consider how this white arge photo realistic ^mag of Jewish hvmg and worshiping ag^^ background t0 thrust | will for Ct will for jacksonville towards the viewer the white covered Isooiu° cahiuiuvu exhibi ion Iby -----Ja the woman praying intently before the Shabbat rf .uV/ds ,„k.„ m ™„«ii now showing at the Note hQW HoweH dearly artist, Robin Howell Vandroff Gallery of the Jewish Community graphite the pair of burning candle flames Alliance through December 29. 1 hese and their warming aura of light against the superbly rendered soft pencil drawings, i ___ woman’s white garment. The pristine delitrating both everyday and special celebrainspired cate interplay of her head cloth’s diamond tional lifestyles and traditions, were during Mrs. Howell’s most recent six month . pattern, the white floral and botanical designs of the lace curtain and table cloth trip to Israel a year ago. and "the light reflecting off the silver candle A favorite, “Invitation to the Bar Mitzvah, a..a------------------- ... ( depicts a grinning 13-year-old young man in sticks, embossed wine cup and loaves of appropriate white tallus (prayer shawl) and challat bread baked for this special occa yamulka riding piggy-back enroute to the sion, all collectively create a pure spiritual temple past the Wailing Wall on the shoul ambience for the private praying woman. One of the most intense pictures of the der of his brother, an off duty Israeli soldier. The exhibit’s tour-de-force, this sizable draw entire show, “Prayer at the Kotel,” basically arranged in blacks ing, obviously a fin against whites, ished artwork (like the crops sharply the other 13) and not a study for some other image of a bearded piece, demonstrates worshipper covered Howell’s outstanding in unsullied white control of medium who leans against and resultant clarity of the Wailing Wall as details. Observe care he — with face fully the subtle con creased in concen trast of illusionistic tex tration — contem tures: feel in your plates the scripture. imagination the Unaware of the younger brother’s artist or viewer, he hair, the smooth appears heroic leather of his tafflin “to be looked up to” (the head strap and — as we indeed look prayer box) and the up at him from a thin material of his knee high vantage white yamulka; sense point; his monuthe soft fabric of the mentality results older brother’s shirt from the composi compared to his tional cropping of coarser denim pants his left shoulder, and the shiny hard ness of the pistol grip lower torso and legs of his slung rifle. that extend unde Notice how the artist fined, beyond the composes and adjusts Howell's "Prayer at the Kotel." right and bottom busy patterns so they edges of the paper. orchestrate with, not This same cropping, negate nor neutralize however, pulls the each other; the checkerboard shirt tbo .. . , viewer psychologitafflin s strap wound around r 1 be catty nght up close into intimate proximity. tnough we become absorbed into his pnunder ^Cred meditation. black and gray unique creations a? these 14 by Howell remind us section of King Solomo 6 T^ surv’vif*g fin? k that drawings can be significant not h^deôrks themselves. They need left ot of the brothers seWtinno sekPn™o1? phl!e t0 ‘he Since’th= ihP? 63 *ur °r oii> Ol1’ aci acly V|lc lic or watercoiujSwatercolors. ien 5Zaplllte u” tures whose Hebraic Sers an°m the SCrif> guish 188 Hfr™3" eye Can reP°rte<1|y dist'j miraculously in mid air hlfn! ppear to float black n dlffLerent values between white and The artist knows campriPPutban 100 even with an exacting brothers since they are sr>n/ i'Cê tw° need nnt J6 ad|sence of color in a picture friend who lives in Jerusalem0 iêr close these dm detr>menta! as evidenced in

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2992. LIGHTHOUSE MUSEUM. Constructed in 1874, the oldest surviving brick structure in St. Augustine hous es exhibits that tell the light keepers’ stories. Hours: Daily, 10:30 am-3:30 pm; children may visit if they are at least 7 years old and 4 feet tall, $1.75; Adults $3.50. 818 Lighthouse Ave., Anastasia Island. LIGHTNER MUSEUM. “Victorian Christmas." All 829-0745 three floors of the Lightner will be decorated with oreenery and wreaths. Antique toys will be brought out of storage and the Victorian Village will be trans formed to resemble a holiday shoppers haven. Through Jan 29. • Permanent collections of decora tive arts and material culture from the Victorian era, a natural science room and more. Hours: Daily. 9 am-5 pm. $4 adults; $1 children ages 12-18. 75 King St.,

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FJC CHORALE. The FJC Chorale, under the direc tion of Don Thompson, will perform a reunion concert Dec 15, 7:30 pm at the FCCJ Kent Campus Auditorium. Former members of the Don Thompson era of the FJC Chorale have reunited to present the masterful, inspirational and romantic music they once performed throughout the world. Featuring harpist Debbie Thompson. 3939 Roosevelt Blvd. 464-1346. FAMILY HOLIDAY CONCERT. The St. Johns River City Band presents its annual Family Holiday Concert in the Florida Theater on Dec 16 at 7:30 pm. This popular event will include renditions of traditional holi day favorites as well as a few seasonal surprises. $3$5. 396-0020. DEBBIE HARRY. Best known for her work with the group Blondie, Debbie Harry is embarking on a solo career. See her Dec 16 at The Edge. 845 University Blvd., North. For tickets, 353-3309. TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA. One of the top folk pop music duos in the country, and undoubtedly the most unusual, Trout Fishing in America is bringing their unique songs and stage show to the St. Augustine Art Association on Dec 16 at 8 pm. $10. 22

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HEALTH & FITNESS_______ HOLIDAY BLUES SUPPORT. The Mental Health Association sponsors a holiday depression support group Dec 13, 6 pm at 5930 Arlington Expy. 7214282. CHILDBIRTH PREPARATION CLASSES. The Childbirth Education Association is offering classes at the Jewish Community Alliance Dec 13 & 20 at 6:30 pm. $30-$40. 398-5200. AIDS CARE STATION. Non-food supplies are distrib uted regularly to HIV-infected individuals. 355-1123, 354-5201. CATARACT AND GLAUCOMA SCREENINGS. Free screenings for these eye diseases offered Mon-Fri, 9 am-5 pm at the Baptist Eye Institute. 1235 San marco Blvd. 393-2020. DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP. The Mental Health Association conducts support groups for those diagnosed with depression, clinical depression or bi polar disorder. Tue evenings, 6 pm-8 pm at the River House, 5930 Arlington Expwy., 721-4282. ELDER CAREGIVERS’ SUPPORT GROUP. They meet the first Wed of each month from noon to 1 pm at the River Garden/Wolfson Health and Aging Center, 11401 Old St. Augustine Rd. 260-1818, ext. 207 FLORIDA GEORGIA BLOOD ALUANCE. All blood types needed; healthy individuals age 17 or older, at least 110 pounds, who have never had hepatitis are eligible. Donations are especially Important on week ends and holidays. 536 W. 10th St. 353-8263. HOMEOPATHIC STUDY GROUP. Learn new^ways tn health the last Tue of each month at Wood Chiropractic & Alternatives, 5627 Atlantic Blvd. Ste. 2.

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730-7575. ° Arthritis Foundation Support Group, adults in their 20s, 30s & 40s, 353-5770. ° Aslan House, for the chronically or terminally ill, their families, and their health-care providers, 353-4357. ° Beginning Again, bereavement, 879-1802. ° Bereavement Support, Hospice Northeast, 398-4724. ° Beyond The Horizon, stroke survivors, 783-3749, Ext. 33. 0 Bold City Club of the Deaf, 725-1665. 0 Bosom Buddies, breast cancer survivors, heart-line: 396-5973. ° Bridges Counseling Program, Hospice Northeast, 398-7433. ° Calvert, Home School Support, 384-8054. ° Cancer, 730-2295. ° Cardiac problems, 387-7563. ° Caregiver support group, 387-7450. ° Centering, for stress relief, 269-5433. ° Cocaine addicts and families, 241-5133. ° Co-Dependents, 268-5670. ° Co-dependency Recovery Group, 743-9036, 641-8177. ° Compassionate Friends, bereaved parents, 387-7481. Crime Victims, 398-9270. Crisis Phone Line, 778-0000 Depression, 396-1364. Drug Information and Referral, 632-0600. Endometriosis, 390-1075. Family of Mentally III, 384-2364.

Hubbard House, 354-3114. 0 (IBD) Inflammatory Bowel Disease, 387-9235. ° Infertility Support Group, 390-3096. ° Injured Workers, 396-9911. “Interracial Families and Singles Alliance of Jacksonville, 768-7436. 0 Jacksonville Literacy Coalition, 633-8248. ° Jacksonville Parents of Twins, 292-4866. ° JASMYN of Florida, 779-1848. ° La Leche League, breastfeeding, 743-8405, 247-1769. ° Lesbian/Bisexual Support Group, 646-2528. ° Leukemia Society, 1-800-955-4572. ° Lifeline, a crisis phoneline, 778-0000. ° Living With Cancer, Self Help Group. 730-2295. ° Mended Hearts, cardiac, 725-7754. ° Methodist Hospice, bereavement, 798-8340. ° Military Families, 388-0553. ° Multiple Sclerosis, 262-MSMS. ° Narcotics Anonymous, 723-5683. ° National Herpes Hotline, 361-8488. ° National Organization for Women, Inc, 398-9960. ° New Beginnings for Younger Widows and Widowers, 798-8340. ° Nursing Home Support Group, 739-0877. ° Overspenders, 396-4846. ° Overeaters Anonymous, 632-0600. ° Parents F.L.A.G., Friends of Lesbians and Gays, 737-3353. ° Parkinson Support Group, 272-6171. ° Parentlink, support group for parents. 724-4455. ° Parent Survival Skills Training, 296-2447. ° Parents Without Partners, 246-0365, 779-5184. 0 Pregnancy Crisis Center, 387-6494. ° PWA/HIV Support Group, 824-1152. ° Quigley House, 284-0340 or 1-800-339-5017. ° Rape Crisis Hotline, 355-7273. ° Rape Survivors, 646-2528. " Recovery, Inc., 247-3299. : SHHh' SeXtoX Sof Hearing. 725-1665.

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AMELIA ISLAND/ FERNANDINA BEACH Brass Rah Saloon. Tom Selden, Thur. • Andy Hale, Fri. • 12 N. Second St. 261-6320. . Palace Saloon. Don’t miss the pro gressive sound of Einstein’s Attic, Dec 15-16. • 117 Centre St. 2616320. Ritz-Carttea. The Dynamic Les DeMerle Band featuring Bonnie Eisele plays high energy, big-band jazz tunes, Wcd-SaL Ritz-Carlton Amelia Island, 4750 Amelia Island Pkwy., Amelia Island. 277-1100.

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Eclipse. Alternative dance music, Tue, Thur and Sat. • Old Wave Night, Fri. -4219 St. Johns Ave. Club Carouse’. Country _________ . and western . 387-3582. r ’ ' ~ ’ line dancing. Mon. • Cool Runnings Partners. See the Dave Downing J---------E.4 Fri-Sat. c„. . • 8550 Trio Dec 14 . The Danettc dance music, Arlington Expwy. 725-2582. Armstrong Trio plays sultry jazz Crary Horse Saloon. Country music Dec 15-17. • 3585 St. Johns Ave. nightly. • 5800 Phillips Hwy. 387-3585. Yesterdays Entertainment Catch the 731-8892. The Edge. Miss Blondie herself, soulful blues sounds of Gravy, just Debbie Harry, plays The Edge Dec in from Atlanta, Dec 14. ° The 14. °• Ladies Night, Wed. • oicvie Stevieouhclu Stilletojduuu Band iuviw rocks, Progressive, alternative and industn- Yesterday’s Dec 15.o Greg Baril, r'~- •who can play just about anything al dance music, Wed, ” Fri’ and1 Sat. Rock Night, Thur. • 845 University you want him to, takes the stage Blvd., N. 745-1232. Dec 16-17. • All-Star Jam, Sun. • 57 Heaven. Country Line Dance 3638 Park St 387-0502. Lessons, Tue. • Dwayne & Jacci, Wed.• Sounds of the ’70s, Thur. • BAYMEADOWS________ Dance to ’50s to ’70s music. • 8136 T-Birds. Dance music of the ’60s, Atlantic Blvd. 721-5757. ’70s, ’80s and ’90s. • Not Tonight Spike’s Deg House. Radio Berlin, I’ve Got the Blues Band, Thur.0

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music, Thur-Sat -327 N. First St. 249-4646. First Strcot Grillo. Lisa Kelly does the jazz th>ng Dec 16.- 807 N. First St. 246-6555. phi's Tie Irish Pom Tory Voodoo celebrates two years together with a spe cial show at the beach Dec 18 You won’t want to miss it.177 Sailfish Dr Atlantic Beach. 246-4293 Heaven Cn Earth. You won’t want to miss the acoustic sounds of Sam Pacetti Dec 15. • Richard Gilewitz, Dec 16. • Henry & Joe Were Friends, Dec 17." Atlantic Blvd at 3rd St. Atlantic Beach. 2496242. EJorth Shore GrBte. China Cats, Mon. • Pili Pili, Wed. a vegetarian) Dec. 14 at Dead Eye Dio!; will introduce you to Mary Moon (she’s . Open Acoustic Mic Night, Tue. • 363 Atlantic Blvd., ‘ Club 5 in Five Points. Atlantic Beach. 246-6633. Marriott at Sawgrass, I000TPC Partner’s. Teddy Washington plays Dance Party, Fri-Sat. • 9039 the trumpet Dec 16-17. ° The Bay Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. Southside Blvd. 363-3399. 285-7777. St. Blues Band play the blues Dec 18 Dave-T Downing The Cent. Steve Carey and Jason 12. • The --T’ Trio jazz it REACHES______ Chase, Wed-Thur. • Jason Chase, _ __ • 1222 --------up Dec 19-20. S. -3rd St. 249(Note: All entries under this heading Fri-Sat. • 2500 Beach Blvd. 2499550. are at Jacksonville Beach unless 7777. Thu Ragtime Taproom & Brewery. otherwise noted.) Crab Pet. The Marauders, Sun. • _________ r_ Decoy, Dec 15-18. • Wooden Ships Buckets Bafta Beach Ciu’j. Rock Ralph E. & the Jammers, Thu. • Big acousticai night. Wed. - 207 Atlantic 104.5 night, Tue. ° Wild on Wed, Engine andin.i-i. Ralph c E. andi ,k thea T7 Blvd., Atlantic Beach. 241-7877. sponsored by Channel X, Wed. » Jammers, Fri-Sat. • 12 N. First St. Sun Dog Diner. Mike Shackelford Ladies Night, Thur. ° 222 N. Ocean 241-4188. does the acoustic thing Dec 16-17. at 1st St. 246-7701. Einstein A Go-Go. Alternative dance China Cats, Mo/n. • Richard Smith, Champs. Seabreeze, Thur-Sat. <>

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Bandna Head’s. Those Guys, Mon Sat. «312 Anastasia Blvd. 8238515. Tito Hilltop. Hung Jury makes their first appearance at the Mill Top Dec 12. • Jim Carrick and Don Blitch play the Top Dec 16-17. • The Seiners, Tue. ° Stress Therapy with The Seiners and Those Guys, Wed 0 The Jalapeno Bros., Thurs. ° 19 1/2 St. George St. 829-2329. OSCAR’S. Live bluegrass, Wed and Thur. ° 614 Euclid Ave., North Vilano Beach. 829-3794. Panama Hatties. Country music and free line dance instruction, Thur. ° Contemporary Dance, upstairs, Fri and Sat. • 2125 Al A Beach Blvd., St. Augustine Beach. 471-2255. RefiecScns. Triphammer, Tue. ° Located in the St. Augustine Beach Holiday Inn, 860 Al A Beach Blvd. 471-2555. Scarlett O’Hara’s Fulcrum rocks St. Augustine Dec 13-17. ° Mojo, Sun.° 70 Hypolita St. 824-6535. Trado Winds. The Boondoggles play all your down-home favorites Dec 13-17. 6 Bob Patterson, Sat. • Nigel Pickering, Fri & Sun. ° 124 Charlotte St. 829-9336.

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a little difficult to understand why represen tatives of the City refuse to give them any funding. In fact, according to the minutes of the panel hearings, “Mr. Ossi (the Maritime Museum on-site reviewer) was impressed with the all-volunteer organiza tion. They need a full-time employee, but have an excellent, strong, dedicated staff of volunteers. He considers the Jacksonville Maritime Museum a ‘well-kept secret.’” With a report like that, one would think that funding was eminent. Not so. Says Jeff Dunn, chairman of the 1994 Cultural Services Grant Committee, “their (the Maritime Museum’s) fiscal situation” was one of the reasons they were turned down. “They weren’t stable and they were doing duplicative services.” In addition, Dunn also says that, “they are not serving their community. Their mission statement was not being fulfilled. Basically, the com mittee felt they weren’t as well-organized as they might have been. They needed to col laborate with other organizations in town.” According to Reuschle, “they wanted us to join forces with the Mapleleaf group and the Museum of Science and History.” According to the meeting minutes, the question was posed, “ What about a natural partnership with the Museum of Science and History? MOSH has so many changes of exhibits and the Maritime Museum's focus is on the river.” The board members

£7hen non-profit organizaEach year, non-profit organizations may W tions in Jacksonville need apply for a specified amount of money that V /XG/ money, they can usually is set aside by the Mayor's Office and City V V get it one of three ways: Council. To do so, each organization must solicit funds, hold fundraisers or apply for complete a grant application and meet cer grant money. In the case of the tain requirements. The organization must Jacksonville Maritime Museum Society, provide financial information, a budget, a Inc., the they h,„= have tried all three — — and-------come purpose statement and a community out in^-n it.™ up short. reach plan. All of this information is then The Maritime Museum has two loca- submitted ......-w-M to .xz v. J7UUC.I called vaucu the Cultural a panel tions in Jacksonville that attempt to relive Services Grant Program Panel, “the dynamic story of maritime life and lore This .panel is made upxzlofJCJacksonville -------------- w»|X ---------- *. r»i—:u_ in Northeast Florida ... i beginning *•five cen- Arts members,, communi■ 1c Assembly Aceenhk, 1board ------ J-------turies ago, ” reads the pamphlet generated ty representatives, a representative from a---R., ----- L!U!x------------- ---.... by the group. Each of the exhibit areas con- the Mayor’s office and one City Council tains static displays. Scale model ships, representative. Once the applications are paintings, artifacts and photo displays relat- processed, one member of the panel con ing to maritime history provide an insight ducts a site visit and meets with the officers into this area’s seafaring past. But perhaps of the organization. That „ --------- . ,lut representative the most impressive model in the then reports back to the panel and the Museum's possession is the Rattlesnake, a committee votes on who they feel should scaled down replica resembling the receive So far, the JacksonvUle of the Maritime Museum felt that MOSH Revolutionary War privateer of the same Maritimefunding. “has Tn gone entirely different direction Museum has gotten nothing. than ----in“an “ CIlure| y differenl name. than the one wa’™ headed hi. And the Mapieieaf group is only excavating one par ticular vessel that we’ve found. We, on the known as Jacksonville’s “Tall Ship.” But, ed we haven’t gotten any money T her hand, hand> are attemo inc to^ other attempting to do a total, more importantly, she’s in desperate need struggling. Our income is low on dXrG re nautiral ---- P 8 to c We aren’t world nautical maritime effort. — „„ <jv>nauons of repair. It is estimated that nearly $85,000 and sales, and we’re strucolinn ,/_natlons class yet, but we’re sure working on it, we’re struggling for volun is needed to complete the restoration so teers on the ~Rattlesnake. There is sr she can be moved downtown and serve as work so much says Reuschle. to be done — she’s in bad >sh; an attraction to the public. With donations she’s salvageable. Part of what we-hape but down and membership fees not covering money for is to hire a full-tir - ..J need the If anyone is interested in donating funds the expenses, the Maritime Museum help us repair her.” -- .ime carpenter to to the Jacksonville Maritime Museurn recently applied for a Cultural Services like to help in the With an organization crg—.'.^Jun who wno seems to be Society, "Inc., J“ uror tnewould Rattlesnake, Grant — to no avail. doing a lot of restoration of the Rattlesnake contact the nf good for the - coi _Jmmunity_ ifs museum at 398-9011. to

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. pened to her at the Tailhook convention, after all, they didn’t come from West Point Advocates of the academies defend Snyder was utterly indifferent. And where or some other fancy place; they were them on the ground that they are part of did Snyder get his basic education about troopers once, too.y (The nc uuguiyhighly-legcuueu regarded our military tradition. Well, so were the how to view women in the Navy? At the Israeli military requires all officer candi- cavalty and segregation. At the very least, U.S. Naval Academy. dates to have two years’ prior enlisted ser And how about Admiral Frank Kelso, vice.) And having more officers come up this point can hardly be used to save the Force Academy, which was only at the time the Navy’s top officer, whose from the ranks would make promotion in Air founded in 1954. manipulation of the investigative and dis the military less like the frat house and It will also be claimed that the acade ciplinary process to conceal his own pres more like the police department, where mies supply a core of leadership that the ence at the scene of the lewd behavior supervisors have to work their way up from military needs to survive through all the and sexual misconduct Coughlin reported starting positions as beat cops. build- ups and build-downs. This is the gist caused the military to end up doing virtu In short, abolishing the service acade of Barney Greenwald’s famous speech at ally nothing in the case? He was an mies and picking up the slack via other the end of “The Caine Mutiny,” in which Annapolis graduate, too. Irrelevant details commissioning sources would make the Greenwald reminded the mutineers he’d about the admirals’ pasts? — well, remem U.S. military less isolated, more well- just successfully defended that while they ber, the Naval Academy was where, in grounded, more cohesive, and more meri had been happy civilians in peacetime, 1988, the superintendent knew just what tocratic. These are vital features for a mili men like Captain Queeg — who was an to call an incident at his school where a tary — especially one representing a Annapolis graduate — had been thankless ■ female midshipman was pulled from her democracy. After all, these folks aren’t ly manning the guns. The problem here is j------------i-------------------------•- ’sfighting for imperial Prussia. dorm room jand handcuffed to a men that while a strong officer corps is indeed room urinal by taunting male classmates. °S"he best argument for retaining the acad- essential, there’s just no detectable sense U emies seems to be that compared to He called it “hijinks." He didn’t dismiss in which it is uniquely or even mainly proany of the culprits, either. And it’s not just other commissioning programs they sub- vided by the service academies. Again, staparticipants to a more thorough .u_:-----------------------------<- tistically, you can’t tell the difference the Naval Academy — a recent General ject their Accounting Office survey indicated that and intense indoctrination in the military between academy grads and other officers. more than 90 percent of all service acad ethos. And this is no small matter. The mil And I offer this anecdotal evidence: When emy women experienced at least one itary, especially a downsizing military, I was in the Navy, working for and along form of sexual harassment at their school. requires officers who are there not side dozens of officers, ranging from A military sans academies could be because they don’t know what else to do incompetent to excellent to even inspiring, between L... how expected to have fewer officers who were or because the job market is lousy but 1I never saw any correlation L„ so tone-deaf to issues of fairness and because they are seriously committed to they did and where they came from. the profession of arms. A fall fall-back bad; position is that, well, al at ic least <ul decency. But ,just •because the academies provide the services depend on the academies for E. Similarly, shutting the academies down doesn't’t mean the bulk of their senior officers. But that’s would mean getting more officers with the best military orientation doesn non-military college educations. This that despite all their inefficiencies and not true either. The current Chairman of to 1keep __d we have ' . them in ' "busi the Joint Chiefs, General John would be a plus because civilian curricula drawbacks V,"„; we ... should do instead is incor. Shalikashvili, is not an academy graduate, do a better job of developing divergent ness. What was his predecessor, General Colin thinking and imparting knowledge of non porate much more of their indoctrination nor Powell. Two-thirds of all generals and program into the other remaining commis military subjects (such as history, eco sources. In other words, after the admirals are not academy grads. nomics, and computers), which are sioning The most desperate defense of the abolition of the academies, in addition to essential components of military leader whatever technical and academic training academies I’ve ever heard was offered ship — on and off the battlefield. The tech k’subseauentiy received by up-from-the- recently by Rear Admiral Thomas Lynch, to —> ] — “■ - nical details of particular military jobs are ranks “ , officer candidates, prtTC orarinates, current superintendent of the Naval ROTC graduates, taught to officers after they receive their atiu —------ , — ,J ~ H 1have students officers should all Academy: “We’ve had a president. Ross commissions anyway, so why not opt for toinuuv. ._j ihard-core ---- >_— Perot may make it yet. We may have start off in an uninterrupted the solid, but broader base offered by a three-month indoctrination program on the another one. We’ve had a host of con Uivuicui cuuuuuvrr; gressmen and senators, both current and civilian And education? getting rid of the academies would same level of intensity as Plebe Summer at past, Nobel prize winners. A year or so ixz* -- ------------------ more slots giveEuru us the opportunity to have Annapolis or Beast Barracks at West Point, enlisb we Wecould keep "c one of the "'"i«ny academy ^o, I could say that half of all o'f our astrc> for officers who come up from the enlistcuuiu even keep ------- J fh»c nnnfc AraHpmv orarlnatoc nauts u/pro were Naval Naval Academy graduates... ” ed ranks. This would be a boon because campuses as the year-round site for this ed ranks. enlisted This would be’ a boon If you think this is a sound argument forformerly officers tend because to have initial phase. 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of sad-eyed, starving dogs. Starving chil ’90s have given me hope that there may dren. Starving elephants. Starving black actually be a future for the human race and Native American college students. and the rest of the Earth’s inhabrtants. It Starving lawyers from the American Civil you’d talked to me in the ’80s, I’d have said Liberties Union. Starving prisoners. They’re we were just plain doomed. Headed in the fast lane toward the extinction off-ramp. all starving — starving for my money. If I believed every one of these pitiful But attitudes have changed drastically in cries for help, I’d think the world was in the the ’90s.

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oofy me. It seems I’m always the ast ope to find things out. When was in high school science labs, looking through a micro scope I had to write down in my notebook my observations of the physical world. 1 thought all we could do was stand there and look at nature. 1 didn’t know we were allowed to argue with it. Oh, sure, back in the Dark Ages (so named because everything took place in castles which were difficult to light ade quately) you had Galileo, who was told by the Church to stop noticing the Earth spin ning around the sun. Such a view clashed with the current theology. But then came the Age of Science, and everyone suddenly became rational. Or did they? 1 refer you to the Darwin vs. LaMark fight in the early 1900s. No need to fetch your “History of Boxing” handbook - they’re not in there. This was a battle of scientific theo ries, with geeks in white lab coats throwing test tubes and Bunsen burners at each other. First, there was this French guy named Jean Baptiste Antoine de Monet, Chevalier de LaMark. Problem #1: He had too many names. His mailbox was 9 feet long! Problem #2: His scientific theories were rejected by the mainstream. (If you thought your first breakup was tough, try getting rejected by a mainstream! Ouch!) Even though he had uncovered such biological biggies as the class of Crustaceans, the class of Arachnids (these while cleaning out the garage), and divided the Animal Kingdom into “vertebrates” (lizards, dachs hunds, people, etc.) and “invertebrates” (squids, bugs, the Artist Formerly Known as Prince), his ideas on heredity were mocked and scorned. In a scientific climate frantically seeking any other explanation for the Universe than the Genesis creation account, LaMark proposed that creatures evolved by genetically passing on acquired traits. For instance, if the parents had learned to juggle, then the offspring were automatically bom jugglers. It was a friendly, happy theory, without al! the blood and gore of natural selection, itmuch. but nobody sdence commuirity^S 0^ in the science community liked it much. Then alone came Darwin His Then along came Darwin. His proposal proposal and a good left hook could win you zoologi cal supremacy. It involved chomping and killing and squashing the little guy. You know everything Western civihzaboin 1hoWs dear. So naturally, our boys took a real ShSSwas all but forgotten. Until that is the Soviet Union was forged and chief Science minister Lysenko declared I aMark’s theory the correct model. Why — it Marxist....... mindset Because it appealed appeatea to to the me ma.™ ......

knee caps shaved off with an electric cheese grater. It is because 1 am a man of science. Oh yes. I have developed some amazing scientific theories of my own. Jhere’s Jones’ First Law, which states that There s stuff everywhere.’’ I’ve also postu lated — and I’ve got the paperwork to back me up on this - that E = MTV. Or my sug gestion that perhaps our universe is the psy chedelic invention in the mind of a hashish smoking druggy. This would explain Saturn’s rings. 1 call it, “The Big Bong Theory”. Of course those dweebs in the laboratory are too jealous of my landmark discoveries to acknowledge my contribu tions, but believe me, I am qualified to sniff out muddled reasoning. And that is why

shaggy head. Nature has been officially declared politically incorrect. This summer, a pack of ladies who believe themselves to be the watchdogs (wait, what would the female version of that be?) of gender insen sitivity ruled that “The Lion King" was a sex ist film. Funny, Dan Quayle was castigated for criticizing the moral character of the fic tional Murphy Brown. Perhaps his com ments would have received the proper respect if he’d attacked an animated fiction al character. The furor centers around this big boss lion, Mufassa, who thinks he’s God’s gift to the savannah, with a whole tribe of fawning drooling females standing around waiting to attend to his every beck and call. Imagine! Why would Disney present such a repulsive ...perhaps oiuht arrangement? Buckle up - here comes the Big Clue: Maybe because that’s exactly how urwerse as the psy lions operate. Granted, Disney doesn’t usually stick this chedelic invention m close to the actual social hierarchy of the animal kingdom. (1 mean, you didn’t really bears and panthers and snakes sang the mind of a hashish think chorus lines together in the wild, did you?) But the mane dilemma ... whoops, I mean smoking diroggie. the main dilemma is that this venture dared to get a little more realistic. But trust me, it This would explain could have been a lot worse! The average male lion, the undisputed lord of his pride, Saturn’s rings, 0 caii sleeps about 20 hours a day. About mid-day he rolls over and bellows to one of his many queens, “Hey wench! Fetch me a zebra!" it, “The IBig Bong and off she goes a-hunting. Hubby may or may not help, but it is the lioness who Theory”. makes the kill. She not only brings home the bacon, fries it up in a pan, but has to this whole thing bothers me. slaughter the thing as well. In 1991, a neurologist discovered that Now please understand, I’m not endorsthere are certain cells in the hypothalamus ing such a system for humans. For starters, 1 section of ‘the brain ‘that gay don’t really like the taste of zebra meat that —-----u~‘ are — ’larger — !in-----men than in heterosexual men and much. It tastes a lot like striped chicken. women. Which cells? (I’m not sure, but I Instead I propose we all adjust to the fact think it might be the ones that control furni that in nature and science, things are what ture and carpet color coordination.) What they are, and will continue to be, even when does it mean? I don’t know. But it sure we wish they were otherwise. If we don’t, kicked up some sparks. Gay activists, such the next thing we’ll see is sensitivity training as John De Cecco, raged their disapproval, classes for offending members of the food Conservative religious will leaders chain.who There ’s those swaggering, egotistical that" now, homosexuals claimlamented it as an bulls think of nothing but grazing and that now, homosexuals will claim it as an k"n---- :------- > behavior. mating. There’s those vain male birds who biological excuse for their deviant behavior, ' ' ; me for being the lone voice of reason ,---. bigger or they ain't. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like them that size. Either develop a bugs - conducting aerial copulation in plain brain cell shrinking potion in five fruity, deli- view! I’d be more repulsed if I weren’t so mr>v .trio cious flavors— or join--------me on ™ my K,, bumpy ride envious. My friend had a beagle who used to try something nasty on me that would down Reality Highway. ____ Apparently, ._ _ surely qualify as sexual harassment. I’m no Do you get lii the~ picture? nothin/much has changed since the introAmy Vanderbilt, but I’d call it ill-mannered duction TtheSdeSiftFPtec^ we 5 ... r>. t__ D.onncc Pircfr wp whpnwhen fpm^ilp hlackblack widow Qnidprc Uli their female widow spiders kill their must select a belief system at the mates right after sex, even if it is the wife Philosophical Vending Machinei. Machine. Then we killing the husband. And who do those pray they are anyway, promotgather only those facts which fit into our :ing. mantisesu.think ui!_? o—-. d an noying data ing religion by. praying in __ public? .- „ ir find onnnvinc data which wl Which brings me back to those chauvinistic t. If we "oud enough,"the naughty realities lions. They are definitely not setting a good

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produce that peaceful feeling. The chal lenge carries over into other activities. Many students walking down the halls had their finger over their mouths showing themselves and others they could be quiet. “They’ve learned that whether it takes one finger, or one hand or two hands over their mouths, they have the power to be silent." There are also rules for fighting fair that focus on the problem, not the person, and there are a list of “fouls” to show what is considered unfair such as name calling, hitting and blaming. There is also "I care” language used by teachers and students to approach inappropriate behavior in a posi tive and supportive framework. Instead of telling a student to quit rocking back and forth in his chair because “you are disrupt ing the whole class,” Wise may say, “I feel seasick when you rock back and forth like that. Would you please stop.” One student may say to another, “I feel sad when you call me names. Would you please stop.” The idea is to move „„„ away ___ from________ accusatory directed -at ..... the person...... instead statements Gu...... of at the behavior. Wise said children don’t often realize that a behavior is unacceptable until it is brought to their attention. The school also has its own outdoor ropes course scaled down to a size man ageable by small children. Because Wise is the only instructor, the children may only get to experience the course once or twice each year. She is currently teaching other instructors on the course so that eventually students will be able to use it more often. She also teaches the entire T.E.A.M. Discovery program as a course at Florida

Community College at Jacksonville. FCCJ has an outdoor adventure center in Yulee. Students’ parents involved in a GED pro gram also receive discussion time with Wise once a week to talk about parenting skills and to address particular issues. It took almost three full years before progress was noticeable. Noticeable, yet in and of itself immeasurable. “These are things you can’t measure. You can’t mea sure an environment, you can’t measure caring and loving and safety and security. But you can measure standardized test scores and you can measure absenteeism and behavioral referrals and in-school sus pensions." For example, the in-suspension room used to be full every day. Now Wise says there are some days when the room sits empty. “My hope this year is that these things will be reflected so that the county at-large can say ‘maybe we should have this pro gram at our school.’ “I feel sad that our children learn ail these tools and learn all this _great stuff and they’ve no where to go with it. None of the middle incorporated a ,J' schools u l" have ' school-wide model. But, they will be able to cany some of this with them. The idea that they have choices. “It’s all part of a team effort. To generate a common language and a common way to treat one another so that there is understand ing. A lot of problems arise from lack of com munication or different perceptions of some thing. So we actually teach ‘yeah, there is more than one way to look at things.’ You can’t measure it, but it works.”

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can-h Amencan and European cuisine, pasta, catch of the day. Don t be intimidated by the reputation hr., u n? S ele9ant yet comfortable. L&D, M-S; 3871700S$$$B’ R SU"eSted’ 3551 Stl Johns Ave-

Bombay Tandoor Indian Restaurant. The only Indian restaurant in town - offering a lunch buffet wfeh fea tures 26 items. Tandoori chicken, curried dishes lamb bee^ and seafood. L & D, T-Sn. B/W. 7404 Atlantic B^

Sweet Basil Cafe. Italian menu with homemade breads and desserts. Offering fresh, hand-cut veal and fresh seafood everyday. L&D, M-S. 1038 Park St. 633-9005.

Cafe Bon. Featuring affordable, authentic Vietnamese ' 'a'd-back atmosphere. L&D M-S N/S. HA. B/W. 10226 Atlantic Blvd. 725-3431. $. Campeche Bay Cantina. Homemade Mexican dishes Fajitas, bumtos, enchiladas, fresh seafood, steaks and fried ice cream. For a switch, why not dine outside on

8European i7oXTbM5^?$$D- n'9ht,y' FB' HA N/S' St Restaurant. Old World deli sandwiches bratwurst, pita pockets - and don't forget about their wide variety of beers from around the world. L&D, daily. FB. N/S. Regency Mall, Arlington Expy. 725-8992*. 5. Hala Cafe and Bakery. Home of kabobs, tabbouleh and falafel. Spinach pies too. Family owned and operat ed since 1975. B, L, & D, M-S. B/W. 1451 Atlantic Blvd. 249-2212. $. Houlihans. Snacks, salads, sandwiches, pasta, burgers, steaks and seafood. Enjoy good food, people and fun in a comfortable, casual atmosphere. L&D, daily. FB. N/S. Regency Mall, Arlington Expy. 725-3770. $$. The Loop. Chicago-style pizza, burgers, sandwiches, sal ads. Their pizza, burgers and hot dogs were voted Best of Jax by Folio Weekly readers. L&D, daily. B/W. N/S. HA. 9332 Arlington Expy. 725- 0850. $. Nero's Cafe. New York style pizza and calzone, veal and seafood combinations. L&D, daily. N/S. HA. 3607 University Blvd., N. 743-3141 $$. Pattaya Thai. They serve all fresh and lean food cooked to order with a large selection of seafood entrees and over 20 vegetarian dishes. L&D, T-F; D, S-Sn. FB. N/S. HA. 10916 Atlantic Blvd. 646-9506. $. The Thai Room. Spicy but not too hot Thai cuisine. Kiew wan chicken, pork sateh. Take out available. L&D daily. B/W. N/S. HA. 7001-45 Merrill Rd. 743-0025. $. Tree Steak House. Steaks, chicken, seafood. Watch them cut your steak right at your table. You get to choose the cut you want D, nightly. FB. N/S. HA. 942 Arlington Rd. 725-0066. $$.

AVONDALE/RIVERSIDE/WESTSI DE Biscottis. Mozzarella bruchetta, Avondale pizza, sand wiches. salads, espresso and cappuccino. Check out their new expanded menu and revolving daily specials. B, L & D, T-Sn. 3556 St. Johns Ave. 387-2060. $. Buddy Ezell's BBQ. Barbecue, rib eye and smoked leg of lamb are their specialties. Buddy's has been in the same location since 1960. Be sure to check out the local melodrama that's performed every Fri. and Sat. night. L & D, Mon-Sat. B/W. HA. 910 King St. 388-0394 $. Bowyer's. Jambalaya, gumbo and Cajun boudin (spicy stuffed sausage). The house is over 100 years old and registered with the Historic Society. L, M-F; D, F. B/W. 717 Post St. 358-1813. $$. The Dockside Jaguars Den. Best known for nachos,

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BAYMEADOWS/DEERWOOD________ Banyan's, Jacksonville Marriott at Southpoint Regional cuisine, seafood. Check out the new three-tier breakfast bar featuring made-to-order omelettes and waffles. B, L & D, daily, brunch, Sn. FB. HA. N/S 4670 Salisbury Rd. 296-2222. $$. Cafe Express. Dine in or take out. Salads, hot and cold sandwiches, charbroiled burgers, premium pizza. Good fast food you won't find in a fast food restaurant. L & D, daily HA. N/S. 10464 Phillips Hwy., 260-5155. $. Cha-Cha's. Family owned and operated, specializing in authentic Mexican cuisine. L&D, daily. FB. HA. N/S. Rd. 9551 Baymeadows Rd. 737-9903. $. Daruma Japanese Steak House. Offering all the Japanese favorites plus a toy train that delivers your sushi from the prep counter to your plate. L, M-F; D, daily. N/S. HA. FB. 8535-10 Baymeadows Rd. 739-3239.

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Tombo's Backporch. Barbecue is their forte along with traditional favorites like Brunswick stew. B. L, M S; 0 M-F HA 8929 Phillips Hwy., 363-0990. $• , Tory’s Cafe. Continental cuisine, crepes, salads. Tory s is fest known for its quaint and charming at™sP*er* and fast, friendly service. L, M-S. B/W. 9842 Ven’n/s'vwLch^sn.^pizza, pasta. L&D, daily.

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floor Beef's the thing. L, M-F. D, nightly. FB. HA. 1515 N. Third St. 241-1661.$$. , . The Loop. Chicago-style pizza, burgers, sandwiches salads. Their pizza, burgers and hot dogs were voted Best of Jax by Folio Weekly readers. L 8 D, daily. B/W N/S. HA, 211 N. Third St., Neptune Beach. 241-8476. 14444 Beach Blvd., corner of Beach and San Pablo. 223-6611.$. Lotus. Cantonese and Szechuan style Chinese cuisine, shrimp to mein, Peking duck. Lush gar dens and a waterfall in the adjoining atrium. L 8 D, daily. B/W N/5. 610 S. Third St. 2415618. $. Manatee Ray's Caribbean style cuisine. Jerk chicken, seafood, lobster nachos, burritos & quesadillos. Just pull on your sandals and flowered shirt. Brunch, S-Sn; L, weekends; D, nightly. FB. HA. N/S. 314 First St., N. 2413138. $$. Marker 32. Enjoy din ner in a casual setting with every table looking out over the Intracoastal. Serving seafood, steaks, game birds, pasta, lamb. L, TF 8 Sn.; D, T-Sn. FB. R 14549 Beach Blvd 223-1534. $$$. The Melting Pot Cook your own meal in an intimate setting. A Swiss style restaurant featuring all different types of fondue. D daily. B/W. N/S. HA. r' recommended. 301 n’ 10th Ave. 247-91 15'

Mezza Luna. Old World Italian fare, brick wood-burning pizza oven. What atmosPh„e.u!,Beaut|fu| hardwood- Roland -■ u, ,d a real European feel. L 8 D daily FB. HA. N/S. 110

Seafood is the forte of The Cove in Jacksonville Beach, which affords a great view of the Intracoastal. 270-1424. $$. First Street Grille. Oceanfront grilled steaks, seafood, chicken. Also offering an oceanfront deck and bar. This is the place that won best waterfront dining in Folio Weekly’s Best of Jax. I & D, daily. F8. HA. 807 N. First St. 246-6555. $$. Gio's Cafe. Dill salmon, chicken Romano, Maine lob ster, Italian specialties. They specialize in nouveau cui sine - with ties to New York and Los Angeles. D, M-S. FB. HA. N/S. 900 Sawgrass Village, Ponte Vedra Beach 273-0101. $$. Giovanni's. Italian cuisine, pasta, veal, chicken, seafood. They've become a Jacksonville regular by residing in the same building since 1972. D M-S FB HA. N/S. 1161 Beach Blvd. 249-7787. $$$. Golden Harbor. Cantonese, Szechuan and Hunan cui sine prepared by a chef from New York's Chinatown L & D, daily. FB. N/S. 3940 S. Third St., 241-1888. $. Hadens Ham Cafe. Grilled and cold sandwiches, rotis serie chicken and country style vegetables. Good fresh

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American nouvelle cuisine in an elegant, upscale atmosphere. D, T-S. FB. HA. 1000 TPC Blvd., Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-7777. $$$. Aw Shucks. Seafood, steaks, veal, homemade soups and chowders. Casual elegance permeates the atmos phere inside, or dine outside on the deck. L & D, daily. FB. HA. A1A South, Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-3017. $$. Capriccio. Chef Giovanni Recupito serves Italian cui sine, seafood specialties, pasta and veal in an elegant atmosphere. D, T-Sn. FB. HA. 1021 Atlantic Blvd , Atlantic Beach. 249-5369. $$ Chizu. Sushi bar, steak, seafood, chicken. East and western style seating. Check out what enables a restaurant to be a beaches mainstay since 1984. D, nightly; L, M-F. FB. HA. 1227 S. Third St. 241-8455. $$. Cove Restaurants, Marina and Game Center. Cuisine ranging from grilled chicken to blackened sword fish. Every table has a great view of the Intracoastal. L & D, daily; B, Sn. FB. N/S. HA. 2600 Beach Blvd. 249-7777 $$. Crab Pot. Shrimp, oysters, fish, Maine lobster, steaks. Also featuring a large, outside deck with live entertain ment right on the ocean. L & D daily. FB. HA. R. 12 N. First St. 241-4188 $$. Dave's at the Beach. This is a deli and an ice cream shop rolled into one. Serving frozen yogurt and ice cream, as well as sandwiches and salads. L & D, daily. HA. 1535 N. 3rd St. 241-1593. $. Dolphin Depot. Serving lowcountry cuisine, she-crab soup, crab cakes, Bourbon chicken in an intimate set ting. This is where you go if you want a good meal — not an attitude. They like to think they're downscaling the upscale. D, daily. B/W. HA. N/S. 704 N. First St.

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St Neptune Beach. 246-0881 St. of Life Cafe Soups, salads, sandwiches and homemade desserts. L & D, M-S. B/W. N/S. A1A at ButTe^lvd.. sand Castle Shopping Center. 249-7667. $. sun Doo Diner. Eclectic American and tropical cuisine, art-deco decor with rich mahogany, chrome and an authentk diner feel. L & D daily; brunch S & Sn. FB. HA. 207 Atlantic Blvd., Neptune Beach. 241-8221. $$. The Tavern This is a place you II want to call your local hanaout Northern pub-style menu with beef, chicken, olsta and pork. L & D, daily. FB. HA. N/S. 500 Sawgrass Village, Ponte Vedra Beach. 285-3133. $$ Tonino’s Italian Cuisine. Tonmo uses family reapes in creating his Italian specialties including veal, chicken and seafood selections. Also serving real, New York stvle oizza. Enjoy a quiet, candlelit dinner in a cozy atmosphere D, daily. B/W. HA. N/S. 1266 S. 3rd St. 241-5425. $$. Tres Amigos. Mexican/S pamsh, Cuban dishes, sizzling fajitas chili rellenos. Great place to go with friends for fun and some live music. L & D, daily. FB. HA. 1412 N. First St. 247-7994. $$.

DOWNTOWN_____________________ The Archibald Bed and Breakfast Inn. Salads, soups, sandwiches, Louisville chili and pizza quiche. A great idea for businesspeople in a hurry! L, Mon-Fri. 125 West Second St. 634-1389. $. Blackstone Grille. American cuisine including seafood, chicken, steaks, salads, desserts. This place is bound to be happening once the Jags hit town. They're right down the street from the Gator Bowl. Daily specials. L & D daily. FB. 233 E. Bay St., Blackstone Bldg. 3543901. $$. Bay Street Cafe Flame broiled burgers, chicken sand wiches, homemade soups, salads, desserts, frozen yogurt and more. You can hobnob with city officials while you have lunch here. It's a favorite ot the City Hall, courthouse and Sheriff's Office bunch. B & L daily. 233 E. Bay St., Blackstone Bldg. 634-0328. $ Cactus Cafe. A Southwestern menu that features burri tos, fajitas, burgers, salads, grilled chicken sandwiches. The contemporary styling of the decor is just as pleas ing as their food. L, M-F. HA. 126 W. Adams St., 3509070. $. Cuco's Good healthy Mexican food featuring fajitas, chimichangas and Macho Nachos. L, M-F. D, S-Sn. FB. HA. N/S. The Jacksonville Landing. 355-6334. $$. Harry's Oyster Bar. Raw bar, Cajun cooking, grilled fish. L & D, daily. B/W. HA. The Jacksonville Landing. 353-4927. $. Jacksonville Landing Founder's Food Hall. Bains Deli, Boardwalk Fries, Chinese Combo King, Flamers, Gyro Wrap, Hovan Gourmet, Lubi's, Sakura Japan and Sbarro Italian. Something for everyone. L & D, daily. B/W. HA. The Jacksonville Landing 353-1229. $. Johnny Rockets. Classic American cuisine, hamburg ers malts, chili fries in a classic malt-shop setting. Kids and senior citizens eat real cheap here! L & D, daily. HA. N/S. The Jacksonville Landing. 35^8718. $. Juliette's, Omni Hotel. Grilled medallions of pork Cajun shrimp, steak, a variety of seafood. Jazz piano bar Very elegant dining — great place to take a date to make a lasting impression! Their Sunday brunch was voted Best of Jax by Folio Weekly readers.B, L & Ddaily. FB. N/S. 245 Water St. 355-7118. $$$. Parkview Cafe. Listed in the National Register of Historic Places, serving new American cuisine. The fare includes soups, salads, quiche and a barbecue pork sandwich with slaw B & L. M-F; D, F-S. B/W. HA. 1001 Main St., 356-3100. $$. e Silver Spoon, Chicken, soups, salads, pastas, ribs, quiche, desserts. Good food and tots of fun. Enjoy a gieat river view white you dine. L & D, daily. FB. R. HA. Tiopr'c cJaCkSo nville Lar|ding. 3534503. $$

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ftSj.Osaka ‘ ’ Japanese Restaurant. Tempura, sukiyaki, udon dishes, sushi bar. L & D, daily. B/W. HA. 30 Blandino Bigtree Cafe. Soup, salads, sandwiches. L & D, M-Sn- B S-Sn. HA, FB. 10415 San Jose Blvd. 268-2131 $ DeLeon. Mexican menu featuring Polloen-mole, home made salsa and fajitas. Owned and operated by the DeLeon family. L, MT; D, M-S. R, weekends. B/W. HA N/S. 9825-6 San Jose Blvd. 262-5498. $$. Genghis Khan. Authentic, low-calorie Chinese special ties. The chef cooks authentic Mongolian barbecue, and you get to design your own dish and watch it being pre pared. D, M-Sn. B/W. HA. 10601 San Jose Blvd. 268-1668. $. Gid's. American cuisine, steaks, seafood. L & D, daily; Sn, brunch. FB. HA 3130 Hartley Rd 2688080. $$. Hebert's on the Bayou. Fun New Orleans atmosphere featuring Cajun cuisine and great red beans ana rice. They don't know the meaning of the words too hot at Hebert's. L & D, T-Sn; Sn, brunch. B/W. HA. 9965 San Jose Blvd., Merchants Walk. 2604541. $$. Hing Loung Fine Chinese Cuisine. Cantonese, Szechuan dishes, beef, chicken, pork, seafood. True Chinese cuisine, with no MSG. L & D, S-M. N/S. HA. 11250 Old St. Augustine Rd. 292-1128. $. Hops Grill & Bar. A brewpub that offers slow ovenroasted prime rib and fresh catch of the day. The signa ture beer is Hammerhead Red. L & D, daily. FB. N/S. HA. 9826 San Jose Blvd. 8860296. $$. Latsa3 ra^id. Pasta. 14 different pa>Lai, pastas, with choice of sauce lcsuk in unieiciii. wiui miviuc ui aauuc and topping, lasagna, baked ziti. 16,000 different pasta/sauce combinations. Great value meals in a casual atmosphere. L & D, daily. B/W. N/S. HA. Merchants Walk, Blvd. tja-vjja. 292-0930. $. vvoix, 9965 San jau Jose .wjc aiva. .. Longhorn Steaks. Stea Its. Beef's the thing. Cowboy cuisine in a casual atmosphere serving fresh-cut steaks, fresh .. - . ■ • . _r _i_!j____ i nr. Canadian salmon and a variety of chicken dishes. L M-F; D^mghtl/FB. ’ ^"Merchants Blvd. ■ ....................... Wat " 9968 San ■Jose —oi-J

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nightly FB. HA N/S. 14 Castillo Dr. 824-3663 Cafe Camacho. Cuban-American cuisine. B, L & D, daily. B/W. 11-C Aviles St. 824-7030. $$. Conch House Waterfront setting, seafood, steaks, pasta Sit over the water in one of the outside gond<> las or enjoy an intimate meal inside. L & D, daily. FB. 57 ComaresAve 824-2046.$$. . . Covehouse Seafood Restaurant. SPecia''zin9 conch, Bahamian style seafood and sandwiches Also boasting a spectacular view of the Fort. B & L, daily, D, Fri-Sn. B/W. HA 15 St. George St. 829-1735. $.

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Backyard Cafe. They bring the out doors inside so you don't get wet while dining on homestyle burgers, steak, chicken, hoagies. L, daily; D, F. 10769 Beach Blvd. 642 0777. $. Bunky's. Enjoy a taste of Chicago ■■ 1 without ever leaving River City Offering pizza, authentic sandwiches and full dinners. Don't forget to check out their nightly specials. L & D, M-S B/W. HA. 8570 Phillips Hwy. 4480699. $. The Dragon. Chinese cuisine, seafood, sesame chicken, Cantonese roast duck. Located in the authentic Chinese building right on Southside Blvd. L & D, M-S. HA N/S. 3820 Southside Blvd 646-1478. $ Hala Cafe. Home of kabobs, tabbouleh and falafel Family owned and operated for 19 years. B, L & D, M-S 4323 University Blvd., S 733-1855.$ The Happy Garden. Offering Szechuan, Cantonese and Mandarin cuisine as well as a Chinese buffet. L, M-F & Sn. D, nightly. HA, N/S. 5671 See, this chopstick thing's a breeze. Vang's restaurant, located in Mandarin, proudly serves tantaW. University Blvd. 737-3521 $ .Havana Jax FEnjoy ’ , real Cuban cuisine |izing Vietnamese dishes — like triangle shrimp rolls and sweet and sour tofu. • mnrnknro Tinrn cnttinn in a casual atmosphere The setting will make you think you're sitting on a Havana beachfront L & D, M-S. B/W. HA N/S. 2578 Atlantic Blvd 399Creekside. Southern-style and seafood specialties. Steve's. Serving Italian specialties including pasta, 0609 $. Overlooking Gonzales Creek. Fast service and good chicken, veal, steak and shrimp. N/S. HA. FB, L & D, The Loop. Chicago style pizza, burgers, sandwiches, food have become Creekside's signature. FB. HA. D, salads. Their pizza, burgers and hot dogs were voted daily. 2085 SR 3, in the Portman Plaza. 461-7286. $. nightly 160 Nix Boatyard Rd. 829-6113. $$. Best of Jax by Folio Weekly readers. L & D, daily. B/W. Tony G's. Overlook St. Augustine beach while dining Fiddler's Green. Oceanfront dining featuring local N/S. HA 6426 Bowden Rd. 448-0322 $. on steaks, seafood, pasta, poultry and fresh, home seafood, chicken, steaks. The desserts, particularly the Moscow Nights. Jacksonville's only authentic Russian made desserts. N/S. HA. FB L & D, daily. 321 A1A creme-brule, shouldn't be missed. D, nightly. FB. R. 50 restaurant offering delicious Russian and Jewish cuisine. Beach Blvd. 461-1025. $$. Anahma Dr. 824-8897. $$. Sit down or take out from the deli bar. L & D, daily Veggie Mama's. Serving sandwiches, tofu, humus, Florida Cracker Cafe. Florida coastal cuisine, seafood, B/W. NS. 5751 Beney Rd, #1. 730-5036. $$. tabouli and vegetable burritos using all organic fruits chicken, steaks, burgers on charming St. George St. L, Mudville Grille. Think of a sports bar and an old soda and vegetables. N/S. L, M-F; B & L, S. 179 A San daily; D, W-Sn B/W. HA. 81 St. George St. 829-0397. shop rolled into one and you've got the Mudville Grille. Marco Blvd. 8264)210. $. This will be a great place to stop in for a salad or sand Villa Santa Monica. Homemade Italian/Continental Gypsy Cab Company. International menu featuring wich while you watch one of the football games. L & cuisine prepared by a real Italian chef. L & D, W-M. very large portions at reasonable prices. L, W-M; D, D, daily. N/S HA. B/W. 3105 Beach Blvd. 398M326. $ B/W. N/S. 120 San Marco Ave. 8264)209. $$. nightly. FB. 828 Anastasia Blvd. 824-8244. $$. Outback Steakhouse. G'day mate! Consistently good Waves Cafe. Creative American cuisine, gourmet sal La Parisienne. Classic French cuisine, soups, pastries. food but long waits. Steaks, fish, chicken, ribs in an ads, crepes, quiches, steaks, sandwiches. L, daily; D, TOld World charm at it's best L & D, T-Sn. B/W. HA. R Australian atmosphere. Outback was voted as having Sn^B/W HA. 4255 A1A S., Seaside Plaza. 471-7484. 60 Hypolita St. 829-0055 $$. the best red meat in Jacksonville by Folio Weekly read Le Pavilion Continental cuisine, rack of lamb, seafood ers. L & D, daily. FB. HA. N/S. Regency Park, Atlantic dishes. L & D, daily FB. HA. N/s. 45 San Marco Ave Blvd. 720-1818. $$. 824-6202 $$. Pasta Cuisine. Italian cuisine in an intimate atmos Lighthouse Park Restaurant Specializing in coastal phere. Atmosphere, along with the authentic meals, cuisine. Award-winning chowders, spicy Creole gum will take you straight back to Italy. L, M-F; D, M-S. B/W. bos, gourmet burgers. B, L, & D, daily. B/W. 442 R suggested. 2644 Atlantic Blvd 396-1659. $$. Ocean Vista Ave. (across from the lighthouse, on the Sala Thai Restaurant. Thai chicken, seafood, vegetarian water). 826-4002 $$ entrees. For those who like it sweet, try the special Thai Magnolias. International cuisine including steak, chick tea L & D, daily. 10769-10 Beach Blvd 641-8384. $. en and seafood specialties with most tables having a Shiska Grill Owner Harry Patel comes from Britain waterfront view. L, T-F; D, T-Sn; brunch, S-Sn, B/W HA where Indian restaurants are in abundance. Enjoy pop Marker 32, a Jacksonville Beach NS. 252 Camache Harbor. 824-7898. $$. ular dishes like chicken tikka masala or mixed vegetable Marigold's Eclectic meals served in an up-beat con curry. D, daily; Brunch, Sn. FB N/S. HA. 3233 Emerson avonte, is now open for lunch Tuesday temporary atmosphere. The chef uses only the freshest St. 398-3331. $$. through Friday and Sunday from 11:30 ingredients he can get and uses organic ingredients Tom & Betty's. A variety of sandwiches, steaks and tOr k 0 P P- Look for appetizers like D' daily- B/W- N'5' 415 Anastasia salads. 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minant of meaning in Bantu words is high versus low intonation. In the Bantu language Kele, for example, liala means “fiance” if the syllables are intoned lowhigh-low and “rubbish pit" if pronounced L-L-L. You will appreciate, therefore, the importance of keeping Bantu intonations straight. Drum telegraphy is accomplished using two-tone drums that duplicate these tonal patterns. You are thinking you see a fatal flaw in this approach: like there’s only one three-syllable word in Kele that’s intoned LH-L? Of course not. To provide unique tonal combinations common words are replaced by stock phrases. Thus, songe (moon, H-H) is distinguished from kaka (fowl, also H-H) by stretching out the for mer into songe li tange la manga, “the moon looks down at the earth," H-H-L-H-LL-L-L, and the latter into kaka olongo la bokiokio, “the fowl, the little one which says ‘kiokio,’” H-H-L-H-H-L-L-H-L-H-L. This procedure gives drum messages a You don’t believe everything you see in the movies? In the age of Oliver Stone this somewhat discursive quality. The English is comforting news. But there really are sentence, “The missionary is coming upriv er to our village tomorrow. Bring water and such things as talking drums. First let’s kiss off Indian smoke signals. firewood to his house,” parses out to the Some Native American tribes did use drummed equivalent of the following: White man spirit from the forest / of the smoke signals, particularly on the plains or “leaf used for roofs / comes upriver, comes in the Southwest, where the sky was usual upriver / when tomorrow has risen / on ly clear and the view unobstructed. But the high in the sky / to the town and the village message was pretty basic. An army captain / of us / come, come, come, / bring water in the 1860s writes: “Apache smoke signals of lakaila vine / bring sticks of firewood / are of various kinds, each one significant to the house with shingles high above I of of a particular object. A sudden puff, rising the white man spirit from the forest / of the from the mountain heights ... indicates the leaf used for roofs.” Such a message, cuin com-. presence of a strange party upon he plain wjth stop and start sjgna|s repeti. below. If these puffs are rapidly r p tjQn parity bits _ wait a sec, wrong techthey are a warning that strangers are nology Anyway, it might take ten minutes armed and numerous. If a steady smoke s nology. nologyAnyway, ^yw y,^it might take ten minutes maintained for some time the object is to Johnny WeissmuI|er could get the collect the scattered bands of savages ddft jn seconds is strictly Hollywood, some designated point, with hostile inteneventua,|y the dri[t could be gotten, tion, should it be Pract|,c^'efir^‘and in fairly precise terms^ For more see means of signaling inc uded fires (a j F Carrington's “Talking Drums of Africa night), gesticulating with DianKeis, rio/icn (1949), fmm from which all the above examples are drawn.

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> ontrary to popular belief, not everybody wants donations this evei/ . holiday season. At least that’s the attitude Club 5’s General Manager James Reed, better known as J.R., is encountering. For three years, J.R. has attempted to host annual Christmas benefits at his club, He donates the use of the club, including sound equipment, security and staff, and ________ also donates ten _percent of all the proceeds. Local bands agree to play for free and admission to the event is based on the organization targeted for that year. This year J.R. decided to support the City Rescue Mission. Much to his dismay, the Mission pulled out just before the press release was issued. “They told me there was a conflict of interest because 1 have alcohol on the premises and they are trying to reform alcoholics," says JR. “They also suggested that it was because of the questionable talent that I book in my club for live entertainment." The “questionable talent” is groups like Marilyn Manson — which Club 5 bid on to perform at their Five Points location. (This is the same band that the Christian Coalition is attempting to ban from performing in city facilities.) Is the appearance of these organizations so important that down " L> ....... "7 they ”should ""'7 ?turn ““* TAI ’” support because of controversial issues? City Rescue Mission director Billy Fox explains, “We’re not criticizing his establishment, but he serves alcohol and provides entertain ment which does not support the best inter est of the mission.” Fox was concerned because the event is a joint public effort between the Mission and Club 5. “If he were to make a donation privately it would be different. Once you hook hands with them [Club 5] you say that you agree with what they stand for.” In 1992, Club 5 sponsored a toy collec tion that was immensely successful for the Dorcas Drake Christmas Party. Admission

was a toy with a value of $5.95 or greater, Club patrons stood outside, toy and receipt in hand, waiting to get in and dance to the music of the ten bands performing. J.R. remembers, “Truck loads of toys were taken away that night. It was the biggest night the club ever had. We had to turn away 400 people (most of which left their toys although they could not get in). The following year Club 5 attempted to arrange the same event for the foundation. Since the organization already had a similar venue for a fund-raiser, they cancelled the event with Club 5. On Dec. 4, Trade Winds, a St Augustine hot spot for live entertainment and good times, held its third successful year of fund-raising for the SL Augustine’s Youth Services Boy’s Home, “Fortunately we were able to raise $1,926 for the home,” says owner Toni Leonard. “That figure exceeds lastyear’s efforts.” As Trade Winds owner, Leonard is exposed to a lot of opposition while she is out collecting. “I’d rather clean 45 toilets than go out and collect donations,” says ILeonard. — • • ■ rude to me “They are absolutely because 1 am owner ( ” they 2 don . ’t of' a bar” If want,to donate they should just say so.” When told about theîfficulties Club 5 is ' facing, Leonard commented, “You just got to realize when you’re in this business, that people act stupid toward you. I1 learned a People * .J long— time ago to -----not let ...J mv feelincs S'set1 HUlt hurt •.------ .— y_eeungs get nurt by those types of actions. There are plenty of people out there that need the support and will accept it.” On Dec. 17 at 4:00 p.m., 10 of Jacksonville s most popular local bands, like Racbo Berlin,, and Club 5 will host Alternative For Hunger and the Homeless.” u e Proceeds will go to Second Harvest Food Bank of N.E. Fla. Admission is one 1n2n^>er'sâ^ê food or an article of clothing. “I’m happy that we get to do this r-L d cornrpunity. I don’t understand why uty Rescue Mission turned us down, but 1 do understand politics,” says J.R.

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ARIES (MAR. 21-APR. 19): Three nights ago I dreamed you were a bird of par adise migrating north for the winter. The night before last I dreamed you found God in a vacant lot on the other side of the tracks. Last night I dreamed you were appearing in an episode of the “Twilight Zone." A gang of right- wing Christians was screaming that astrology was a tool >f the devil, and you were remind ing them that the Three Magi who visited the baby Jesus were astrologers. What’s it all mean? My dreams seem to be predicting that this week you will have absolutely no need for “Miss Manners’ Guide to Excrutiatingly Correct Behavior.” TAURUS (APR. 20-MAY 20): You're not a manic depressive. Definitely not. No way. But I have to say that lately you've been flirting with the manic depressive style. That’s the bad news. The good news is this: A recent article in The New York Times notes that “the cognitive style of manic depression overlaps with the creative temperament” It seems that subjects in a mildly manic state “think more quickly, fluidly and origi nally," while when depressed they’re “self- critical and obsessive, an ideal frame of mind for revision and editing." My conclusion? This would be prime time for you to make rapid progress on your masterpiece.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): Of the five types of Gemini lovers, which one are you? 1) Quixotic . You folks are almost more in love with love itself than with your lovers. 2) Harlequin . Monogamy is OK only if your partner can provide as much vanety as a whole phalanx of para mours. 3) Cryptic. Can’t stay in love unless you constantly keep your partner guessing. 4) Player. Your specialties are having sex with friends and having friendly sex. 5) Histrionic. You don't feel fully alive unless you’re sweating and obsessed and all mixed up about love. By my astrological reckoning, 82 percent of the Geminis reading these words are now entering a phase in which they'll take on the qualities of all five types of Gemini lovers. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): As the CIA has proved, keeping secrets tends to make you stupid. Under the toxic pres sure to hide and distort information, one’s brain becomes constipated. But more than that Recent studies show that peo ple with a predilection for concealment are more likely to suffer from fatigue, depression, anxiety and poor choices in lovers and kitchen decor. In light of all this, I ask you to consider spilling two of your secrets this week—not to just any old gossip addict of course, but to respectful listeners who have a stake in stoking your IQ.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): I apologize for not talking more about love lately. I just figured you had the romance department so completely wired that you didn’t need my two cents. Now I see that you were acting more together than you actually were. Fortunately, there’ll be a very happy ending— if you agree to relin quish your fake control and if you admit there’s a hell of a lot you have to leam about love. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): In Dr. Seuss’s book, “Horton Hatches an Egg," an elephant assumes the responsibility of sitting protectively on a bird's egg until it's ready to crack open. It’s an incongruous task, to be sure, but no more so than the delicate challenges you're faced with. If I were writing a children’s book about your life right now, I might portray you as tip toeing across the Grand Canyon on a tightrope while balancing on your head a

B R EZSNV plastic swimming pool full of dirt and a newly-sprouted magic beanstalk. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): I hope you weren’t waiting for me to offer you an astrological gift guide or something. As if an anti-consumer activist like myself is going to pander to anyone’s buyological urges! Ha! I will tell you, though, that the next ten days are an excellent time to give gifts for selfish reasons — especially if the gifts you give are heartfelt, highly original, and formulated to awaken the subliminal ambitions of the recipient

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): I have an idea about how to jiggle your financial imagination. (You do agree that you could use some creative new approach es to money, don't you?) My idea is to obtain eight different types of money you rarely or never see, and stash them on a prosperity altar in your bedroom. They could be Japanese yen, Mardi Gras dou bloons, Hell notes from Hong Kong, an ancient Greek coin imprinted with a dol phin or satyr, or even a whale tooth used as money in old Zaire. Every day you’ll commune with this attar, using it to light en up your relationship with money; to remember that making money is a game that can be quite fun; to reaffirm the fact that the almighty dollar is not God incar nate; and to conjure up dormant mojo that’ll mysteriously suck more money into your bank account

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): A few weeks ago, as the astrological month of Sagittarius began, a wonderful omen materialized. On that day, the video game “Donkey Kong Country,” starring a gorilla in relentless pursuit of bananas, was bom. With the most realistic graph ics ever for a 16-bit cartridge system, the game was expected to gross $100 mil lion in revenues during the holiday buy ing frenzy. So far, sales have exceeded projections. Hordes of consumers seem gung-ho to assist the Sagittarian gorilla in achieving its goals. It's no coincidence that your astrological portents for 1995 suggest a similar message. I predict you’ll receive unprecedented help in acquiring treats that have long been out of reach. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): Did you know that any car’s fuel system can be easily modified to run on waste grease culled from deep-fat fryers at fast food restaurants? Four women filmmak ers recently documented this hopeful fact during a cross-continent expedition. I bring this up because with a little ingenu ity, you could make a comparable break through this week. Leftovers, residues, dregs and slag could prove to be potent sources of energy for you. Scraps, debris, rags and husks could stoke the fire in your belly.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): I have no problem with Christmas decorations going up right after Halloween. As far as rm concerned, let’s put 'em up even ear lier. We need all lhe holiday time we can get, I heartily endorse the approach of midieval Europe, where as many as 105 days of the year were feast days. Why not designate the whole period between Halloween and New Year’s as one long celebration? Call it the Blithering Binge Festival. Or let’s decree that from now on every weekend starts on Thursday night at 6 and lasts till Monday at 10 am. Fm nominating you Aquarians to do some thing about this. You’ve always been pretty decent party animals, but begin ning now and lasting throughout 1995 you II be the premier partyers of the zodiac. PISCES (FEB. 19-MAR. 20): You're now experiencing astrological conditions that've been linked in laboratory rats to dramatic escalations of self-esteem. To test lhe hypothesis that these experimen tal results with rats may be applicable to humans, I urge you to see what happens if you act like a charismatic powertnpper this week. Well, let me amend that. Of course I mean you should do this with a Piscean twist See what happens if you act like a gentle, sensitive, lyrical. charismatic powertripper.

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BACK PAGE The New Elitists Kicking around popular democracy. By Hal Crowther n ot long after the elections I came across a theme calendar jv\r I devoted to monuments of conservative wisdom, and this ■ \- appropriate selection for November:”! would sooner be ™ ™ governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston telephone directory than by the faculty of Harvard.”-William F. Buckley. I suppose the little joke here, which would not be shared by most of the 2,000 helots in whom he places such confidence, is that Mr. Buckley graduated from Yale. But his defiantly democratic dec laration is of great interest to those of us who are now in a position to test it. If North Carolina hasn’t literally handed the reins of govern ment to the first 2,000 names in, say, the Fayetteville phone directo ry, we may have ventured further in that direction than any sover eign state before us. Should this be a source of egalitarian satisfaction? Is it just me, or have you also noticed that it’s the most conspicuous elitists, those most infatuated with society, genealogy, status, titles, royalty, famous lifestyles and pedigreed furniture — everything 1 find most tedious and repugnant—who are most likely to extol the wisdom of the common people? In my frustration with popular democracy, I was once denounced as an elitist by a reactionary whose working knowledge of human geography ends with country-club affiliations. I hate to question the sincerity of William F. Buckley, with whom I’ve had minimal, invariably cordial contact. But aren’t your suspi cions aroused when the most eager endorsements of populist prin ciples come from people who have the least in common with the common man? American democracy was designed to give the peasantry genuine leverage against the landed aristocracy, which quickly gave way to the industrial plutocra cy. How is it, 200 years later, that the actual and spiritual heirs of the great landowners express perfect satisfaction with a system that was designed to eliminate their pre rogatives? Mr. Buckley is no Huey Long. If he were European, 1 suspect that he would belong to a party of neo-monarchists, and that his remark about the Boston tele phone directory would be a drawing-room gaffe of epic proportions. But the Europeans don’t understand our pseudopopulism, the way our ruling class glorifies the ignorant in order to manipulate them — the way, frankly, our culture has been sacrificed to maintain the political and economic status quo. It’s an exquisite new form of hypocrisy and a uniquely American contribu tion. “In our radical interpretation of democracy, our rejection of elites, our well-nigh demagogic respect for the opinions of the unlearned, we are alone,” wrote novelist Robert Stone in The New York Times.The bare-knuckle battles between Democrats and Republicans may seem witlessfy partisan, free of ideological con tent But now more than ever these parties reflect a true polariza tion, a philosophical schism that’s been evolving ever since the Stars and Stripes replaced the Union Jack. It’s the privileged who are divided. One group, true Jeffersonians, always believed that the masses could be brought up to speed by universal education and fulfill the dream of authentic egalitarian democracy. The other group always believed the masses could be neutralized-by intimidation, militarism, division and disinformation-so effectively that the Brahmin class would prosper even more under democracy than under a meddlesome king. A simple test will classify you. When you meet an ignorant per son a real dummy, do you see an educational challenge or a finan cial’opportunity? The old ruling class is divided into a party of peda^rena^VcMef of the yahoos like Jesse Helms gets slapped down fast enough when his stupidity threatens the master plan. Do you think the fat cats who subsidize the Republican Party give a

formula, matching the poor yahoo’s love of dangerous toys with the capitalist’s love of profit and his insulation from the terrible conse quences in the streets. Another case of flawless cynicism is the GOP’s indifference to public education. Bushes and Buckleys are never educated at the taxpayer’s expense, and the last thing they need is a more aware, sophisticated proletariat that might see through this unnatural alliance. Health care reform, which all but the most affluent Americans need desperately, was hamstrung when conservatives warned the umpen against “socialism" and “big government,” buzz words they only half understand. It has not always been so. Buckley is old enough to remember when the Republican Party was more scrupulous, more diversified — and less successful. He may have been reminded by the death last week of former U.S. Senator Thomas Kuchel, a highly princi pled, progressive Republican — from California, no less — who lost his seat in 1968 because of his adamant refusal to endorse Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan. There’s a long tradition, in both parties, of exploiting the public’s ignorance. Who can resist, when three-quarters of the students at Ivy League universities are unable to identify the Gettysburg address, and 90 million American adults are illiterate or semi-literate (mini mal skills in reading and computation)? Political advertising, long since drained of all practical content, reminds me of fishermen test ing flies at some overfished trout stream. o All anyone wants to know is what they were biting on last season. The critical question is whether NewRight Republicans have tied the ultimate trout fly, unleashed the perfect con. Is it producing so much momentum for the predators that the pedagogues will never be able to overcome it? The 1994 elec tions suggest that the GOP has gone beyond exploiting ignorance, to actually cultivating and harvesting strategic strains of it. We see why ignorance is a precious resource for the Right; but the far Left, sinking in a muddle of ideology that includes the New Age self-esteem movement and the various pieties of multiculturalism, has encouraged a different constituency to celebrate its ignorance. The doctrine that all culture and all opin ions are of equal value might harm us more in the long run than generations of neo-fascist blowhards on the radio. “What is most important is the act of speaking," italicizes the late William A. Henry III in his polemic, In Defense of Elitism, “not what is being said. It goes without saying that this posture is profoundly anti-intellectual and anti-rational.’’ When “empowerment" of minorities and victim groups breeds contempt for learning, logic and fair play, it merely swells the ranks of opinionated bullies who pull down what’s left of American cul ture without raising anything in its place. Much of what now passes for public debate is merely an exchange of gibberish between teams of angry partisans whose half-baked notions have never been properly deflated. An elitist, today, is anyone who spoils the fun. Defiant subliter ates have been nurtured on flattery. They’re so accustomed to hear ing that they're the salt of the earth, they fall down foaming if you tell them, no, I haven’t the least respect for your taste, your judgment or your sacred personal voice. The new class of elitists includes me, and maybe a lot of readers my age. If we voted our wallets we might be Republicans. But you can’t silence an old-fashioned liberal conscience — or an old-fash ioned liberal education that tells you PC and the excesses of the “post-modems” are castles in the sand. We’re stuck in the middle, the frustrated teachers. We’re Ancient Mariners, stopping wedding guests to warn them that democracy is like patriotism: If you hear someone preaching it in the street, watch out. But no red-blooded American will listen to an elitist. Forget it, then. Go have a beer with William F. Buckley.

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