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Let’s Go Sugarless By Anglia M. Walpool

Sure, going sugarless sounds a bit harsh to most people, it may even sound a little repulsive around this time of the year. However, for the last six months, I’ve tried to reduce the amount of processed sugar in my family’s diet. But more specifically, I’ve focused on reducing the sugar in my own diet for better health. I realized that if I were going to expect changes from my family, it would be better if I were to look at myself first. Sadly, I still eat two pieces of red licorice once a week, but I’m working towards a healthier me, via baby steps and I am certainly a lot more mindful when I indulge in bad habits. In America there are over 28 million people suffering from diabetes. Diabetes is diagnosed when your blood sugar is too high which may result in numerous health problems. Type 2 diabetes is a degenerative disease that has increased in frequency as sugar consumption has increased. This form of diabetes accounts for 98% of all the diabetic cases in America today, and is considered to be entirely diet-related. Although it’s unclear why, people of certain races including Hispanics, African-

Americans, American Indians and AsianAmericans — are at higher risk. The risk for diabetes also increases with age. This may be because people tend to exercise less, losing muscle mass and gaining weight as we get older In some cases type 2 diabetes can be reversed through healthy eating, exercising and monitoring your sugar intake, but it also depends on your genes. The easiest way to go sugarless is to stop adding the sweet stuff in your food and drinks. Many people are not even aware of how many teaspoons or tablespoons of sugar they add into that bowl of oatmeal, hot cereals or sliced fruit, not to mention those alcoholic beverages, sodas, Kool-aid and sugary energy drinks. “The average American consumes about 19.5 teaspoons of sugar per day,” according to SugarScience.org. We are consuming way too much, almost 66 pounds of sugar per year. What’s even more disturbing is the human body is not made to consume excessive amounts of sugar in our bloodstream. It also increases your uric acid levels, damages your liver, causes weight

EDITOR’S NOTE

t felt like just a ‘blink’ didn’t it? One minute you’re throwing a turkey in the oven hoping against all odds you don’t dry the poor thing out and the next minute you’re standing empty-handed with your brother on the phone talking about gifts going under the tree for the nephews. Shit! Or whatever expletive suites your pallet, comes thundering out of your mouth in the kind of perfect silence that goes unnoticed by people on the other end of a phone. Now what? I don’t have kids, so I’m not dealing with this dilemma as often as those who do, but I do have 2 nephews and a niece. Which gives me some flexibility to give gifts that come with a little bit of an edge to them, making them the kind of gifts that only cool aunts give. But in this day in age, the digital age, gift giving has come with one hell of a painful price tag. And especially when it comes to shopping for anyone under the age of 18. How do you give a present that either isn’t a game console, computer, or isn’t an attachment to a game console, or computer? It’s a tough question. These days, if you’re not giving a gift that fits into any of the aforementioned categories, you might as well consider that gift a

professional dust collector. Like most of you, I’m not one for gambling money on things a person may or may not enjoy, and I certainly won’t settle for anything ordinary or useful like socks or a sweater (they won’t appreciate things like that until they’re 21 and broke anyway), so I found myself stuck between a rock and a hard place of either sucking it up and getting something electronic, or nothing at all. Lucky for me, my brother is a genius. My nephews are at that age where the promise of magic in the drudgery of an ordinary day seems completely rational, and of course, possible. The cynical outlook of those moody teenage years haven’t hit yet, and all the world still feels like it’s about to unearth some hidden treasure map, or enchanted wardrobe. So naturally, my big brother saw an opportunity to introduce them to a game that kept us entertained for hours when we were their age. He taught them Magic The Gathering. The trading card game full goblins, ghouls, zombies, trolls, knights, elves, spells and a whole lot more. Perfect for a couple of imaginative kids who can

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gain, obesity, elevated blood sugar and elevated triglycerides. Scientists aren’t sure specifically how sugar contributes to fatal heart problems, nevertheless it has been shown to increase blood pressure and levels of unhealthy cholesterol, in addition to heart disease or a stroke. Researchers are investigating the connection between sugar and cancer. The idea that sugar could directly fuel the growth of cancer cells have lead some people to avoid sugary treats and carbohydrate-containing foods. It even contributes to signs of aging, causing your skin to look and feel older than it is. While your body metabolizes sugar,

it initiates an inflammatory process that harms the skin. Sugar attaches itself to any protein in the body and produces harmful molecules called ‘advanced glycation end products’. These reduce the effectiveness of elastin and collagen, proteins in the skin that give us that youthful appearance. Dr. Aamer Khan, a cosmetic dermatologist and Co-Founder of Harley Street Skin Clinic established in 2004, said “There is no point in spending a lot of money on expensive skin creams if you are eating a diet high in sugar.” Going

handle a little healthy competition among friends or family. This works out perfectly for me because not only do I get yet another thing that I can share with my nephews, but I’m also incredibly and, fortunately, sentimental. Meaning, I have kept mine and my brother’s collection of cards in one place after all these years. As a matter of fact, had he not mentioned it, I probably would’ve forgotten that I had them stashed away somewhere safe. Thus, giving me the opportunity to gift these kids with something cool that doesn’t break the bank and will connect us with some shared history through a really awesome (albeit geeky) game. It’s challenging, fun, imaginative, engaging and keeps their eyes from staring at a screen for hours on end. It won’t replace their electronics, but it’ll give them options from running to them every single time they’re bored. And my niece? She’s too young for any of this. She’s getting a giant box of goodies from her grandma. Now, the point of all this was not to subtly promote some trading card game for you to get for those kids in your life, but to share an experience that sort of changed the game of gift-giving for me when it comes to non-adults. It’s hard not to think of iPads, smartphones, video

games, Xboxes, PlayStations, laptops, and other items that start in the realm of a couple hundred bucks as our only options. (I guess we can thank advertising for that) And it’s easy to forget about the things that kept us happy when we were kids that could still be completely relevant today, we just got to give it a chance. ‘Old’ is a mindset. You’re not old, you’re experienced. New isn’t always better and technology may be great, but it isn’t everything. If you’re fighting the holiday rush to the stores, be safe and don’t panic if you can’t find everything on that ‘Wish List’. Remember to enjoy your holiday, have fun, and most importantly, find time to relax.

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Adoptable Pets Elvis

This handsome guy is full of personality! He was a wiggle butt that won’t stop and is always happy to meet new people. He is great with other dogs too! He is a big puppy, at about 75lbs and 1yr 3mo.

Alana

Meet Alana! Alana and her sister Adella originally came to us as young puppies with their mama & litter mates. They were recently returned after their family encountered an emergency personal health issue. We would love for them to find a home together! They are dog social and great with kids. They also LOVE the water.

River

River is 2 years old. For more information on this adoptable pet, please contact the shelter directly.

Turk

Turk is 8 mo. For more information on this adoptable pet, please contact the shelter directly.

Queenie

1 yr 2 mo. She loves people and has an adventurous personality. She’s great with other dogs big & small and is a happy, curious girl. Open - Wed, Fri, Sat, & Sun. 9am - 4pm 8547 W Herndon Ave Fresno, 93723 (559) 276-7611

Claudia, our 2.5yr old feline friend, was rescued from an animal control facility and brough to our shelter earlier this spring. If her stunning good looks weren’t enough, her lovable personality might do the trick! Get ready for cuddles with this one.

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3yrs 2 mo. He is great with other dogs big and small and is also good with cats. He does better with older children, as the little ones make him a bit nervous. He is in a foster home so please arrange in advance to meet him.

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York

York is the class clown in his kitty condo. This 2.5 year old buff tabby loves chasing toys around and is a huge fan of hanging out in boxes. He is looking for humans who are just as playful and full of personality, just like him!

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Missy is a gorgeous 4-yearold, long-haired blue tabby, with striking green eyes. Missy is a little shy but once she gets to know you, there’s no stopping her from loving on you or asking for it in return.

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Last Minute Gift Ideas

By Mary Bell

K, so it’s the last minute and you still need Christmas gifts. Don’t panic. There is still time, and there are still options. Well, you can panic if you want. But honestly, panic does not have as much purchasing power ais you would think. So take a deep breath and shake it off. Let’s talk about those options. You don’t want to be embarrassed when you open that beautiful gold necklace knowing that you bought that person a bottle of ranch dressing. And a side serving dish that you bought at the local discount store. Let’s not do that. Let’s talk options instead. Gift Certificates from Permission always work. With the variety of services offered, everyone on your list can find something that they will enjoy. From health options, like CranioSacral Therapy, to relaxation options, like Swedish Massage, your gifts will be the most coveted of all. Your gifts will say not only that you care, but that you want your friends and family to have something unique and special. I can pretty much guaranty that if you give gift certificates for CranioSacral Therapy, there will not be duplicate gifts exchanged in your family. If you are looking for exceptional and extraordinary, this is it. Maybe you need stocking stuffer ideas. No worries. Select an essential oil specific to each person on your list and put it in a spray bottle or bottle topped with a roller ball for easy application. Spray bottles and roller balls are perfect for purses, backpacks, briefcases, diaper

bags, and cars. Keep your favorite scent close at hand all day long. Since there are essential oils in both floral scents as well as woodsy aromas, you can find the perfect gift for everyone on your list. Personalized gift baskets always make thoughtful gifts. Choose your own theme – spa, cooking, baking, skin care, or even chocolate – and your own price range. I’ll do the rest for you. How simple is that!Last minute gift ideas at Permission can be personalized for men, women, teens, adults, grandparents, and even animals. Forget about wrapping a dog bone again this year (like you have every year in the past) for the furry members of the family. There are several oil blends made explicitly for the four-legged family friends. And a happy pet makes for a happy owner. Make two people on your shopping list happy with one gift. Another great stocking stuffer gift is skin care products for all ages. Skin care infused with essential oils help teens deal with acne. They can also address adult-onset acne. People of all ages like to look good. Taking good care of your skin accomplishes this for all ages. Whether you need gifts for people who want to look younger or younger people who want to maintain their youth as long as possible, essential oils are the answer. The bottom line is don’t worry. Even though you waited until the last minute to shop, there are still options – good options for everyone on your list. Just give me a call at 559-400-1352 and leave your shopping stress in the trash!

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Going Sugarless continued from pg.3

sugarless means, not only getting rid of table sugar, but brown sugar, liquid sugar, corn syrup and powdered sugar as well. You may also want to eliminate processed carbohydrates from your kitchen as well as refined carbohydrates like cakes, biscuits, white bread, white pasta, and white rice all quickly convert into sugar in the body. Keeping these common products out of your home is a simple effective way to maintain a better balanced blood sugar level. Unstable blood sugar often leads to mood swings, fatigue, irritability, dizziness, sweating, headaches and sugary cravings. Dr Khan stated, “sugar should be avoided altogether.” The more natural the food the better your health will be. When you’re hungry, choose an apple in place of a candy bar, or an orange in place of a cookie. Always satisfy your sweet tooth naturally with fresh fruits or raw food desserts. One of my favorite fruit snacks is persimmons, they are about 70 calories, depending on the size. It is a very good source of fiber and not to mention, naturally sweet and delicious. Persimmons can be consumed fresh, dried, or cooked. You can also use them for raw food desserts and filling. Raw fruits provide vitamins, minerals, and fiber that other desserts made with flour and white sugar simply won’t give you. Desserts and treats don’t have to be sweet in addition to being high in calories, so start exploring nutritious foods while going sugarless. Let’s try spicing up our life by experimenting with herbs and spices, such as nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, honey, raw maple syrup and raw coconut. I made my first raw food, pecan pie this Sunday, I shall leave the recipe with you and hope you enjoy it. It was very satisfying without the sugar. I am not saying that you have to give up sugar right away completely, this is a life long journey. However, it would be in your best interest to modify your sugar consumption.

Recipe for Raw Pecan Pie Crust 1 cup almond 1/2 cup pecan ½ cup dates 1/4 cup shredded coconut 1 tsp cinnamon Filling 1 cup crushed pecans 2 cup dates (soaked) 1/4 cup date water 4 tbsp coconut oil 2 tsp vanilla extract 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/8 tsp nutmeg Crust: In a high speed blender combine almonds, pecans, dates, shredded coconut and cinnamon. Blend ingredients until you reach a dough like consistency. Mold dough into pie dish and place in the fridge for filling. Filling: In your high speed blender combine 1/2 cup pecans, dates, water, coconut oil, vanilla extract and cinnamon & nutmeg seasoning. Blend until smooth and creamy. With a spoon mix in another 1/2 cup crushed pecans. Pour mixer into pie dish and sprinkle remaining 1/2 cup pecan on top. Place in refrigerator for 1 hour. Serve, and enjoy!

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Fun Facts

is because Dutch kids would leave food and drink for St. Nicholas on his feast day. And we leave carrots for Santa Claus’ reindeer because, in Norse mythology, people left hay 4. A Yule log is an enormous log that is typically burned during the Twelve Days of Christmas (December 25-January and treats for Odin’s eight-legged horse Sleipnir “in hopes the god would stop by their home during his Yule hunting 6). Some scholars suggest that the word yule means “revoChristmas Edition Pt. II adventures.” Dutch children adopted this tradition too, and lution” or “wheel,” which symbolizes the cyclical return of the sun. A burning log or its charred remains is said to offer would leave treats for St. Nick’s horse. 1. The tradition of hanging Christmas stockings allegedly health, fertility, and luck as well as the ability to ward off evil began with three poor sisters who couldn’t afford a marspirits. 10. The first batch of eggnog in America was crafted at riage dowry. The wealthy Bishop Saint Nicholas of Smyrna Captain John Smith’s Jameston settlement in 1607, and the (modern-day Turkey) saved them from a life of prostitution 5. The Viking god Odin is one precursor to the modern name eggnog comes from the word “grog,” which refers to by sneaking down their chimney and filling their stockings Santa Claus. According to myth, Odin rode his flying horse, any drink made with rum. with gold coins. Sleipnir (a precursor to Santa’s reindeer), who had eight legs. In the winter, Odin gave out both gifts and punishments, and 11. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” actually has a truly 2. The Norwegian tradition of Julbukk, or “Christmas goat,” children would fill their boots or stockings with treats for depressing back-story: songwriter James “Haven” Gillespie finds groups of costumed people walking through their Sleipnir. was broke, jobless, and his brother had just died when he neighborhood on Christmas Day, entertaining people with was asked to write a Christmas song. He was originally too songs in exchange for treats. These groups will bring a goat 6. The Christmas tree made its way to America in the 1830s overcome with grief, but eventually found inspiration in along or have someone impersonate a goat’s typically unruly but wasn’t popular until 1846, after Germany’s Prince Albert his brother’s death and the Christmas memories they had behavior. If two costumed goats meet, they’ll often engage in brought it to England when he married Queen Victoria. together. a play fight to entertain the crowd. The two were sketched in front of a Christmas tree and the tradition instantly became popular. Royal fever was real even 12. Because of its roots in pagan festivals, Christmas was not 3. Because of its roots in pagan festivals, Christmas was not back then. immediately accepted by the religious. In fact, from 1659 to immediately accepted by the religious. In fact, from 1659 to 1681, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Boston. You 1681, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Boston. You were fined if you were caught celebrating. 8. One of the reasons we leave milk and cookies for Santa

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The Easy Guide For Creating An Amazing Holiday Cheese

* As an hors d’oeuvre: 1 to 1.5 ounces of each cheese type per person * As a light meal: 2 to 3 ounces of each cheese type per person Board Cheese serving guidelines: Set out cheese 30 minutes before serving so the flavors (BPT) - Whether it’s a small gathering of close can fully develop before guests arrive. friends or a large family affair, hosting a holiday party makes the season extra magical. Looking Find Festive Pairings for ideas that are guaranteed to impress? This year, a new food trend is elevating events and Cheese should be the hero of the board, but tantalizing taste buds: cheese boards. To make a decadent holiday cheese including foods that enhance their flavors board that will satisfy every palate, follow these brings your board to another level. A good rule of thumb is to include four types of pairings: tips: bread, charcuterie (prepared meats), something sweet and something savory or salty. Because Uncover Easy Inspiration it’s the holidays, feel free to incorporate the essence of the season into your platter. Here are Expert inspiration is just a click away with some ideas: the Castello(R) Cheese Board Builder, located * Crusty baguettes, rich rye toast or cinnamon at www.CastelloCheeseUSA.com. Answer a raisin bread crisps handful of simple questions on your taste and * Sweet figs, vanilla bean infused honey and dietary preferences, and in less than a minute, cranberry or lingonberry preserves you’ll receive a cheese board made specifically * Serrano ham, hot chorizo sausage or for you. Each board features creatively crafted smoked wild-caught salmon ingredients and suggestions for how to cut your * Candied almonds, glazed pistachios or cheeses for a gourmet presentation. roasted chestnuts * Salty Kalamata olives or spicy hot pickles

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For smaller gatherings, three cheeses on your board will provide a nice variety and offer a visually appealing presentation. For parties with more than 10 people, consider five or seven offerings. Strive to select flavors that will appeal to different palates, yet complement one another. For example, a mild and buttery Castello Creamy Havarti pairs beautifully with the salty, tangy Castello Traditional Danish Blue. Complete your trio with the slightly crunchy Aged Havarti, and you have the perfect combination of cheese varieties.

Add Holiday Touches

Virtually any platter can be used for your cheese board. Metallic plates add holiday glam. For rustic charm, try a wide wooden cutting board. And a white marble stone is a stunning reflection of the snowy season. After you select a platter, arrange cheese across or in a clockwise pattern on the board from mildest to strongest. Finally, add the pairings in small groups throughout the board and label so guests recognize each item. For a festive appearance, add decor like pine cones or mistletoe and holiday-inspired cheese knives for Determine The Right Quantity Of serving. Not only will your cheese board satisfy Cheese hunger pangs, but it’s sure to be a popular gathering spot at the party where guests can mingle Getting the right amount of cheese is simple if and discuss your selections. Bon appetit! you follow these guidelines: | FRESNOFLYER.COM |

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Art Art Hop Thursday, 5-8pm ArtHop occurs every 1st and 3rd Thursday of each month. It’s one of the most active and successful programs organized by the Fresno Arts Council. Art lovers and enthusiasts from all walks of life flock downtown Fresno and the Tower District on the first Thursday of each month, and the rest of ArtHop venues in the Fresno metro areas on third Thursdays, to meet and greet with the artists and enjoy the reception and music. Museums, studios, galleries and other venues open their exhibitions to the public at 5:00 p.m. and run the free event until 8:00 p.m. Steampunk Themed Art Hop Thursday, January 5, 2017 at 5 PM - 9 PM The Fresno Ideaworks 1755 Broadway St, Fresno, 93721

Theater It’s a Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play 2nd Space Theatre 928 E. Olive Fresno, 93728 Dec. 16-17, 2016 8:00pm Dec. 18, 2016 2:00pm Website: www.2ndspace.com Ticketing Website: www.tickets.gcplayers. com/2ndspace/ An Irish Christmas Sunday, December 18 at 2 PM - 5 PM Saroyan Theatre 730 M St, Fresno, 93721 The Wizard of Oz - 1939 Original Movie Thursday, December 29 at 5:30 PM - 10 PM Visalia Fox Theatre 308 W Main St, Visalia, California 93291Enjoy The Wizard Oz in its original glory on the big screen at the Fox Theatre. This fundraiser is hosted by the Visalia Charter Oak Lions. Tickets are only $5 each and can be purchased all Visalia A&W Restaurants and Bridge Street Tax Services located at 819 S. Bridge Street, Visalia. The 2017 season of the Woodward Shakespeare Festival will be presenting: Twelfth Night (Runs June 15 - July 18) & Titus Andronicus (Runs August 3 - August 26) General audition information is available on our website: http:// www.woodwardshakespeare. org/season-13/ Schedule your audition now. Callbacks will be Saturday, January 21st.

Christmas Eve, Christmas and NYE Estaremos abierto durante el dia de la Accion de Gracias, Navidad y el Año Nuevo! Tulare County Fairgrounds 415 martin luther king jr ave, Visalia, 93277 Certified Organic Farmer’s Market Kristina’s Natural Ranch Market Parking Lot 761 E. Barstow Fresno, 93710 Fresno, 93710 Mon, Dec 26th to Sun, Jan 4th 2016 Kristina’s Natural Ranch Market is proud to host Fresno’s ONLY year round Certified Organic Farmer’s Market. Here you can find local produce, organic raw milk, local honey, local organic eggs, etc. The Farmer’s Market is held in the Kristina’s parking lot on the southwest corner on Barstow/First. Phone: 559-2242222 Hours of Operation: Every Saturday year-round 7:00am12:00pm www.kristinasranchmarket.com

Miranda Sings Tuesday, January 17, 2017 at 8 PM 11 PM Tower Theatre 815 E Olive Ave, Fresno, California Meux Home Museum Tours 93728Colleen Ballinger is an Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays actress, comedian and singer, 12:00pm-3:00pm 1007 R St. most famous for her character at Tulare Fresno, CA 93721 The Miranda Sings. Miranda Sings Meux Home Museum recaphas become an international tures the flavor of Victorian phenomenon whose YouTube Fresno by presenting a midchannel has amassed nearly dle-class residence furnished in 7 million devoted subscribers the period, as a representative and over a billion views. The house museum. A costumed character Miranda was created docent will lead you on a one in 2008 to parody the young, hour tour of this restored urban self-absorbed singers with dwelling of the 1890’s. 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