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ENTERTAINMENT DINING MUSIC FAMILY COMMUNITY ARTS

EDITOR’S NOTE Talk. It’s a word to describe one of the most powerful tools available to the human race. We use it to resolve conflict with each other, to express appreciation, and to enjoy shared interests in a variety of pastimes that make life a pleasant experience. But like everything else, there’s another side to this coin we can’t ignore. We use ‘talk’ to distract and excuse a great deal of things both big and small. We conveniently pull this essential tool out of our pockets to fill the silence with sometimes meaningless chatter. And it’s something we’re all guilty of, even me. It’s not always an intentional insult to our character to misuse the gift of gab, in all honesty we do mean well… most of the time. But it’s here that we owe ourselves a little bit of candor. Because, as it so happens, we often find ourselves talking

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too much and following through all too little. And then we find ourselves in a slender slice of accidental trouble with not ‘putting our money where our mouths are’ so-to-speak. It’s the outcry of ‘Corporations are destroying small business!’ yet still going to Walmart for all your essentials. It’s the vehement discussion about how our society let government have too much control for far too long, yet won’t watch the local City Council meetings’ live stream. Again, we’re all guilty of it. Even me. The point here is that we at least acknowledge it and challenge ourselves to follow through on one thing we habitually let fall through the cracks. Example: ‘I support the arts.’ Do you? Of course you do, you’re reading this paper. But when’s the last time you went | FRESNO FLYER |

to a theater performance, local music show, or gallery where the artist wasn’t a close friend? When was the last time you went to a show on a whim in the hopes of finding your next favorite group or play? The crime here is that too many of us can’t remember. We filled this issue with as much Rogue Festival material as we could fit because it’s this phenomenal display of talent jam packed with originality. And it’s all pouring through Fresno as a mixture of homegrown and national talent. With the current climate of things, the arts need all the support they can get from everyone who has ever vocally stood with them. If it’s been a while since your last foray into the theatrical unknown, this would be a great opportunity to jump back in. Flip on over to the calendar and

check out the shows happening through the first half of March. Find something you can get jazzed about, anything that sounds interesting or piques your curiosity, and go. Get out there and support the arts. Don’t just talk about it.

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The 16th Annual Rogue Festival Fresno’s most uncontrolled performing arts event, returns March 2-11, 2017

00 performances by 50 performers in 8 Tower District venues over 8 days in Fresno’s biggest festival of cutting edge theater and performance The Rogue Festival, Fresno’s biggest and quirkiest theater and arts event, will return to the Tower District March 2-11. This year’s 16th annual Rogue Festival will present 300 performances of theater, music, dance, comedy spoken word performances over eight days in eight separate venues, and is expected to attract over 3,000 attendees. Over its 16 years of operation, the Rogue Festival has steadily grown in size and prominence — most notably, the Rogue Festival was profiled last year in an Atlantic Monthly cover story on the revitalization of American cities. But for this year, the Rogue’s new executive director, Heather Parish, decided on a back-to-basics approach that emphasizes the Rogue’s roots as a scrappy, do-it-yourself festival. “At a time when our society’s commitment to free speech seems precarious, the Rogue Festival is especially important as a First Amendment zone where artists are able to express themselves in any way they please,” said Parish. “So for this year’s Festival, we’ve cut some secondary events to focus on the Rogue’s core mission, giving artists a space where they can say whatever they want without censorship. The Rogue is the only non-curated, non-adjudicated arts festival in the San Joaquin Valley. We don’t evaluate or select submissions — we just accept whoever applies as long as we have available slots. So if you want to see art that is uncensored and unmediated, the Rogue is the place to be.” The Rogue is also going back to its roots as a festival created to encourage artists to produce new work. Every show in the 2017 Rogue Festival is an original work, conceived and written by the artist performing it. The performances in the 2017 Rogue Festival cover a huge range of styles and moods, presenting theater, music, dance, stand-up comedy, spoken word and clown; intense drama, laugh-out-loud comedy and biting satire; performers from across the US, Canada, England and Australia; and shows for every audience from | FRESNOFLYER.COM |

kids-friendly G rated to bawdy Adults Only. “What I love about the Rogue Festival is that there is something for everybody, but not everything in the Rogue is for everybody. The Rogue demonstrates that art doesn’t have to be nice or make the audience feel comfortable. There will be shows in this Rogue that you will absolutely hate, but there will be shows that you’ll love, too. I encourage everyone to take a chance on seeing shows that are way out of your comfort zone. Nobody decides what’s good or bad at the Rogue except the audience,” said Parish.

DATES TO REMEMBER— ROGUE FESTIVAL 2017: Rogue Festival Teaser Show at the Tower Theater Thursday, March 2. Doors open at 6 p.m. Show begins at 7 p.m. Tickets $10 at roguefestival.ticketleap.com. Tower Theater, Fresno. The Rogue Festival Teaser Show presents a sneak peek at upcoming shows in the 2017 Festival, plus a chance to meet and mingle with Rogue performers. Rogue Festival Performances in Fresno’s Tower District March 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11. Full program and information will be available online approximately one month prior to the Festival. www.roguefestival.com Beatdown Poetry Slam: Rogue Festival v. InnerEar Poets Monday, March 6, 6:30 p.m. Mia Cuppa Caffe. 620 E Olive Ave, Fresno. Tickets $10 at the door. Rogue performers face off against local poets from Fresno’s Inner Ear Poetry Jam in a battle royale of rhythm, rhyme, and improvisation.

ROGUE FESTIVAL BASICS The Rogue Festival is one of the largest and best respected Fringe Festivals in the western United States and part of a worldwide movement of Fringe theater festivals around the world, celebrating the independent artist rather than established arts institutions.

The Rogue is Fresno’s home for edgy, uncensored, avant-garde performances you won’t see anywhere else. Many of the acts in the Rogue are original works that are written and performed for the first time by the artists performing them, so Rogue audiences enjoy art they’ll never experience anywhere else. Audiences at the Rogue Festival will have their pick of an incredible variety of entertainment, with shows happening simultaneously at eight different Tower District venues. Rogue Festival performances are presented in rapid rotation — no show is longer than one hour, and intermissions between shows are only a half-hour. Most Rogue shows cost $10 or less, so the ideal way to experience the Rogue is to see multiple shows during every day of the festival. The mission of the Rogue Festival is to eliminate all barriers between the independent artist and the audience. The Rogue is a non-curated festival, meaning that Rogue Festival staff do not select the acts that perform at the Rogue. All applications to perform in the Rogue Festival are accepted on a first-come, first-served basis. No one controls what’s in the Rogue, so it is a true First Amendment zone — you can see the greatest show ever, you can see the worst show ever, and you will definitely see shows that will challenge your comfort zone. The Rogue Festival is also a non-juried festival, meaning that no prizes are given and there is no judging of content. The audience decides for itself what it likes and doesn’t like, so the Rogue Festival encourages word-of-mouth and online reviews from audience members. The other mission of the Rogue Festival is to eliminate barriers between independent artists and their earnings. One hundred percent of all ticket sales goes directly to performers. The Rogue Festival, a registered 501(c)(3) organization, supports itself through sales of Festival wristbands, individual contributions, and sponsorships. Tickets to Rogue Festival performances can be purchased online in advance or at the door starting 30 minutes before each performance. The Rogue Festival draws 3,000 audience members into the Tower District, most of whom combine their Rogueing with dining, drinking and shopping at Tower District businesses, creating a sizable contribution to the local economy.

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Explore Beautiful Downtown Fresno By Ben Phillips

andering the streets of Downtown Fresno is an unusual experience. As I see the construction pylons and heavy equipment renovating the Fulton Mall or the new overpass where the HSR will soon bring trainloads of people to our town, I see the glimmer of the budding and vibrant Fresno of tomorrow. Stopping at the steps of the Veteran’s Memorial Auditorium to capture the golden light of the evening sun on the icon FAC Water Tower across the street, my heart flutters as my viewfinder transports me to a Fresno of days past, carved by hand out of the dust and weeds by those pioneer men and women who were eager to make a living from the land. As I continue to develop my skills as a (very) amateur photographer, I am enchanted by the beauty of our city. I spent a few years living abroad and easily walked hundreds of miles along the streets of large urban metropoles like Milan and Turin, Italy. But Fresno is home. There is a rough elegance to the architecture and familiar charm to the simple cityscape that makes this a beautiful area to shoot. Downtown is and will continue to be one of my favorite locations to capture the magic of ‘home.’ If interested in Fresno souvenirs, visit The Old Historic Water Tower, Tree of Life Cafe and Bakery, Gazebo Gardens, Root General, Kiku Floral and the Urban Umbrella in Old Town Clovis. All souvenirs are handmade and photos are taken by Pedro Urena local artist. He makes handmade Fresno photo coasters and tote bags as well as postcards, greeting cards, magnets, pins, bookmarks, prints and other items. If you‚Äôre interested in custom orders for your business or for celebrations contact purena111@gmail.com or visit: www. giftpic.work FEBRUARY 23 & MARCH 2, 2017 |

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Facts About the Rogue Festival

Celebrated Storyteller and Moth Host Peter Aguero Brings

'Daddy Issues' to The 2017 Rogue Festival

ew York-based storyteller and burgh Fringe Festival. He was host burlesque to relate the deepest, most personhost of The Moth brings and featured raconteur with the al tales that are the hardest to tell and most his tales of confronting bullies Unchained Tour, traveling rewarding to hear. “4 1/2 STARS. Simply, -- the ones at school and the around the American South one at home. “Daddy Issues”: Vista Theater perfectly moving. ... No in an old technicolor school Peter Aguero, bus, telling stories in small 1296 North Wishon Avenue one did it better this year host of The Moth, pieces towns with the likes of Neil Fresno, 93728 than Peter Aguero in ‘Dad- Gaiman and Edgar Oliver. together the puzzle of his Friday, 3/3, 8pm dy Issues.’” --Edmonton relationship with his fa Aguero is also a burlesque Saturday, 3/4, 5pm ther in “Daddy Issues.” A host and performer. He’s Journal Sunday, 3/5, 9:30pm night of true stories told by done a fan dance with pizThursday, 3/9, 8pm one of the most celebrated storyza boxes and a tap dance slash Saturday, 3/11, 5pm tellers in New York, “Daddy Issues” strip tease as Frankenstein’s monster. comes to the 2017 Rogue Festival March 3 He also is the creator, producer, and host Follow Peter Aguero on Twitter - 11. Through honesty, humor, and vivid re- of “Bare,” a series that uses storytelling and @peter_v_aguero or visit PeterAguero.com flection, Peter tackles the universal plight of not being able to choose your own family. With a bear-like frame and a voice warmed by whiskey and cigarettes, Aguero embraces an audience like nobody else. Giving them danger while making them feel safe. Giving them heartbreak while making them overflow with laughter and joy. Bred in New Jersey, based in New York, Aguero has performed across the United States, Canada, and Europe, from Milwaukee to Monaco. He received rave reviews for “Daddy Issues” at the Edmonton, Winnipeg, and Orlando Fringe Festivals. He produced the “True Tales” storytelling series with Grant’s Whiskey at the Edin-

“She holds her audience in thrall. This woman can do anything, it seems, and she does...she shows you what theater can be.” – Elizabeth Maupin, Orlando Sentinel

Gemma Wilcox Productions Presents:

The Wallaby Way A

raw and wild labyrinthine exploration of untangling lineage, unearthing bones, weaving pathways, following threads…and wallabies… Multi-award winning physicaltheater extraordinaire Gemma Wilcox (19time BEST-OF-FEST winner) teams up with masterful director, dramaturg and theatre creator, Elizabeth Baron (of ‘LaLa Theater Company’ and director to Magical Mystery Detour, and 52-Pick Up) to bring | FRESNOFLYER.COM |

this powerful and magical play back to Rogue Festival, March 2 - 11, 2017 at California Arts Academy (*It was originally performed as a workshop production for 3 shows at Rogue Fest 2016). Wilcox is a veteran Rogue Fest performer – this being her 8th time to Fresno’s Rogue Fest! The Wallaby Way is a passionate, intimate, and emotionally-charged show that takes the audience on Wilcox’s most recent journey to a remote, rugged island

off the coast of Tasmania, Australia. Along the way it explores her last relationship, her maternal lineage, and what fleeing the North American distractions resulted for her. All this culminates in one of Wilcox’s riskiest performances and is an exciting quantum leap from her usual performance style of a bare stage and 20 characters. This time Wilcox delves into a more personal, revealing and vulnerable delivery with the guiding force support of a mysterious marsupial, magical puppets, a mesmerizing mask, a labyrinth, and an enormous amount of red yarn, as she ventures through thick and thin to find clarity, closure, and peace with the tragedy that has clouded her mind and life. VENUE: California Arts AcademySeverance, 1401 N Wishon Ave, Fresno TICKETS: $12 Cash at door or buy online at: www.RogueFestival.com Sat, March 4 8:00 PM Sun, March 5 5:00 PM Thurs, March 9 9:30 PM Fri, March 10 6:30 PM Sat, March 11 3:30 PM

Attendance and Participation: The 2016 Rogue Festival issued over 9,800 tickets to 55 acts giving 280 performances. Comparatively, the first year’s festival in 2002 had 12 performers with 48 shows, and in 2005 the Festival had 40 performers with 120 shows and 4,800 tickets sold. The Box Office goes to performers, not the festival: The festival pays 100% of the ticketed prices to participating artists. In 2016, Rogue Festival performer payouts totaled over $54,600. Non-Curated, Non-Juried Festival: The Rogue Festival is an annual, non-juried performance festival, which means all performer slots are booked on a first-comefirst-served basis with no adjudicating of content or style. This year’s applications were booked within 90 minutes. The non-juried rule allows artists to be free with their chosen subjects and allows audiences to decide for themselves what they like and don’t like. Community Events: The Rogue Festival also holds community events during its run including The Annual Rogue Teaser Show in which a variety of acts from the Festival give a two minute preview of their show and the audience can enjoy a cocktail, get their Rogue Festival swag, bid on silent auction items, and mingle with the artists. Additionally, there is the Beatdown Poetry Slam: Rogue v. InnerEar Poets where Fresno Poet S. Brian Medina’s Inner Ear Poetry team matches their verbal acuity against a team of performers from the Rogue Festival. Origins: Rogue Festival was the brainchild of Fresno playwright Marcel Nunis. The first festival was located at Fresno’s Sanctuary Youth Center. The festival was so popular, it had to be moved to the Tower District for more performers and a wider variety of audiences. Venues: The venues at the Rogue Festival are a combination of local clubs and theatres, coffee shops, art galleries, and businesses with a patio that can be converted to a performance area. This year, the Festival will have 8 venues. Venues always start shows ontime. Supporting Local Business: Local Businesses in Fresno’s Tower District have the option of partnering with the festival for promoting their services, restaurants and shops to the approximately 3,000 attendees expected over 8 days. Mission: Rogue Festival is an annual, non-juried performance festival held in Fresno’s Historic Tower District and surrounding areas. The Festival aspires to bring emerging and established artists to audiences with works that are imaginative, innovative, and enriching. Rogue Festival strives to foster stronger relationships in the community by joining local businesses, audiences, and performers to share this gift of human creativity.

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Answers on page 19

Fun Facts

ered by his friends to be a leader and a gentleman in his affairs. ates (as we remember, the radical republicans weren’t too nice to that group). After serving in the Senate, Bruce held many 5. Ebenezer Don Carlos Bassett, Principal of the Institute for government appointments, including Register of the Treasury (appointed by President Garfield), recorder of deeds for DC, Colored Youth, Philadelphia, named minister to Haiti and became the first major Black diplomat and the first American and a second term as Register of the Treasury. Bruce was the In honor of Black History Month II Black to receive a major appointment from the United Stated first African American to be represented on US currency, in the form of his signature as Register of the Treasury. Register of the Government - 1869 1. First warship named for a Black person, SS Leonard Roy Treasury 05/21/1881 through 06/05/1885 and 12/03/1897 Harmon was launched in Quincy, MA, 1943 6. In April 1968 U.S. Congress pass Civil Rights Bill banning through 03/17/1898 racial discrimination in sale or rental of approximately 80 per 2. Gwendolyn Brooks, poet, first Black awarded a Pulitzer cent of the nation’s housing. In June of 1968, Supreme Court 9. February 1688 First formal protest against slavery by orgaPrize (poetry) in 1950. Brooks was born in Topeka, Kansas but banned racial discrimination in sale and rental of all housing. nized white body in English America made by Germantown (Pa.) Quakers at monthly meeting. The historic “Germantown grew up in Chicago. She is a witty poet who satirizes blacks and whites and attacks racial discrimination. She uses black lan- 7. First Black legal protest in America pressed by eleven Blacks Protest” denounced slavery and the slave trade. guage and rituals to proclaim black solidarity. who petitioned for freedom in New Netherlands (New York). 10. In 1867 An institution was founded at Augusta, Georgia Council of New Netherlands freed the eleven petitioners 3. Dr. Patricia E. Bath of Los Angeles, a renowned ophthalbecause they had “served the Company seventeen or eighteen which was later to become Morehouse College, following its mologist and Black woman, patented (1988) an apparatus that years” and had been “long since promised their freedom on the relocation to Atlanta. Morehouse College is one of the most efficiently removes cataracts by using laser technology. same footing as other free people in New Netherlands.” - 1644 prestigious black colleges in the nation.

4. On June 6, 1950, Frank Petersen enlisted in the Navy. At the age of 20, he was the first Afro-American to be named a naval aviator in the Marine Corp. He was also the first African American to command a fighter squadon, a fighter air group, an air wing, and a major base. Lt. Gen. Frank. Petersen, was consid-

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8. Blanche Kelso Bruce was a US Senator from Mississippi; the first black man to serve a full term in the senate, and the first person born into slavery to preside over the senate. While serving in the senate, he was an advocate for civil rights for blacks, native Americans, Chinese immigrants and former Confeder-

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11. Four students form North Carolina A&T College started Sit-in movement at Greensboro, N.C., five-and-dime store. February 1, 1960. By February 10 movement had spread to fifteen Southern cities in five states. Facts sourced from BlackFacts.com

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GET YOUR GRUB ON LOCAL EATS AND TREATS

contain milk fat in the ingredient list. 5. Eggs: Contrary to earlier belief, eating one egg a day has no negative effect on coronary health and can actually reduce the risk of stroke by 12 percent, according to a recent review of 30 years’ worth of scientific study cited on nutraingredients.com. But all eggs are not created equal. Eggland’s Best eggs, for example, offer the benefit of 25 percent less saturated fat, five times more Vitamin D, more than twice the omega-3s and three times more Vitamin B12 than ordinary eggs.

Very Vegetable Frittata

Protect Your Heart With These Easy Meal Add-Ins

(BPT) - What’s the biggest threat to our health? It isn’t cancer or even accidents, but heart disease. According to the American Heart Association, one in four deaths in the U.S. is caused by heart disease, which includes heart attack and stroke. This statistic is scary, but the good news is, there is something powerful we can do to prevent us from becoming a victim to this disease. “Food is quite literally one of the best medicines out there when it comes to improving our health,” says registered dietitian nutritionist, Dawn Jackson Blatner. “Studies show us repeatedly that a balanced diet including heart-healthy unsaturated fats, along with multiple servings of fruit and vegetables can give you additional protection against heart attack and stroke.” Here are five of Blatner’s go-to foods you can easily incorporate into your diet for a daily dose of heart-healthy compounds.

1. Fish: Salmon and other fatty fish such as sardines are chock full of omega-3 fatty acids, which lower the risk of irregular heartbeat and help decrease plaque buildup in the arteries. If fish isn’t already in your meal rotation, it’s time

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4 Eggland’s Best Eggs (large) 1/3 cup Eggland’s Best Liquid Egg Whites 1 cup non-fat milk 1 tablespoon chopped chives 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 1/3 cup finely chopped onion 1 cup chopped mushrooms 1 cup chopped broccoli 1 cup chopped cauliflower 1 cup chopped zucchini 1 cup halved cherry or pear tomatoes 1/3 cup crumbled feta cheese salt and pepper, to taste arugula, for serving (optional)

Directions

to start. Preparation and cooking time for fish entrees is much shorter than that of chicken, beef and pork, making it a perfect weeknight In a medium bowl, whisk together the eggs, egg whites, milk and Dijon mustard; set aside. meal. 2. Greens: Leafy greens contain nitrates, In a 10 to 12-inch ovenproof nonstick skillet, healthy compounds that not only reduce the spray with cooking spray and heat to medirisk of heart attack, but can boost survival rates um-high. Saute onion until softened - about 2 after a heart attack. Plus, spinach, kale and minutes. other dark green vegetables have carotenoids, which work to keep blood vessels healthy. So aim to have at least one cup of leafy greens each day.

3. Nuts: They contain protein, fiber and healthy fat, which work together to keep us feeling full and satisfied. Though high in fat, studies show people who consume nuts on a daily basis are leaner than those who don’t, and staying lean is, of course, heart-healthy. 4. Dark chocolate: Eating dark chocolate every day can reduce heart attack and stroke for high-risk patients. The magic compound here is flavonoids, which are beneficial for blood pressure and clotting while also reducing inflammation. If you’re on-board with making chocolate your after dinner indulgence, opt for brands with 60-70 percent cocoa and that don’t

Add the mushroom, broccoli, cauliflower and zucchini to the skillet. Saute until slightly softened - another 3 to 4 minutes.

Whisk the egg mixture again, then pour over the vegetables. Sprinkle tomatoes and feta cheese on top. Place a lid on the skillet, reduce heat to medium and cook until the bottom and sides of the frittata are firm - 8 to 10 minutes. Preheat the oven broiler. Place the skillet under the broiler and broil until the frittata is cooked through (no longer jiggly) and slightly browned on top - about 5 minutes (watch closely). Cut into 4 wedges and serve immediately, over a handful of arugula, if desired. - Recipe courtesy of Eggland’s Best.

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From Beer to Way Off Broadway by Don Priest

o what do you get when you cross val and had no idea what to do with it. I an empty venue with a crazy idea didn’t even know what the Rogue Festiand five guys drinking beer? In our val was. I was only trying to help when case you get the radio show you’ll want I thought a parody of the Prairie Home to see, Flower Tome Companion, the Companion would be a fun thing to try smash hit of the 2015 Rogue Festival. to do. I had no idea that I would do any The 1st guy was Mike Work- thing more than give John the premise,”. man. The others were John Alden, Glen Mike & John then pitched the Westersund, Don Weaver and myself. idea to the rest of us, and like Spanky The bar was Sequoia Brewery in Fresno’s and Alfalfa in the old “Our Gang” movTower District. ies, we all said And the show “Sure!” And in turned out to be almost no time a celebration of we found ourour lives. selves immersed If you in the project. haven’t seen it, Thus the “Five “Flower Tome Guys Drinking Companion” is Beer” production a parody of the team was born. radio program, Mike became the “Prairie Home principle writer Companion”, a and motivator. show that’s funThe rest of us ny, musical and “Companions” satirical. The idea along with a core to adapt that to group of friends a story about life Two heads are better: Mike Workman (Lt) and John Alden - became the acare co-directing the latest episode of Flower Tome in the Tower starttors, musicians and ed just over two years ago with a casual sound effects crew. It was a thrilling ride conversation at Sequoia between Mike & that further bonded our friendship and John Alden, the business manager of the challenged us all in different ways. And Fresno Music Academy. As Workman when it was over, we thought it was over. recalls “He told me about having an hour But now we find ourselves pretime slot for the upcoming Rogue Festi- paring to do it again. Most of the orig-

With a crash or bang? Valerie Priest and sound effects partner, Mike Golding, discussing the SFX needs.

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inal crew is back, plus a couple of new recruits. Rehearsals are going well. But as we gear up for the next installment a lot of us are reflecting on why we’re doing it and what we’re gaining from the experience. For John Alden, co-directing this year with Mike, it’s about collaboration. “The family that comes together to do a production like this is absolutely the best. We rely on each other in ways that bio-fams can’t. Ultimately, for me, its about fellowship, creating collectively, and family.” For our Music Director, Larry Lindberg, it’s the opportunity to re-stimulate some creative juices. “During grad school at CalArts I participated in an Interdisciplinary Studies program that involved collaboration between students from other performance areas. We created and staged a multi-media opera as one of our projects. It’s been one of my desires ever since to work on projects like that again.” For Valerie Priest, who splits time between acting and sound effects, it’s about growth. “My favorite part of the production process is when individuals arrive at ‘a ha’ moments. I truly love work shopping with open-minded professionals. It’s enlightening to see the progression of teamwork and focus.” For Mike Workman, the meaning goes a little deeper. “My mom always wanted me to be a performer of some type. She was always after to me to audition for a local community theater group. One of my deepest regrets is that my mother passed away before this show was conceived. So, I’m doing this for Mom, my wife and all those who believe in me more than I believe in myself!” For me, it’s about loving friendships, creativity, and beer! Three of my favorite things!

BEERS ABOUT SONGS Singer-songwriter Ryan Adam Wells is touring his 5-star solo show from Texas. Original songs outline a tale of love, danger and drunkenness. Join singer-songwriter Ryan Adam Wells for some sad, funny and poignant true stories about alcohol and relationships. Offer up a prayer to the Beer Gods and enjoy the tunes. (non-drinkers welcome!) Ryan has been a key member of vaudeville comedy trio ‘Sound & Fury’ for 7 years. The group has enjoyed much success over this time whilst touring their award-winning (including 3x winner Adelaide Fringe People’s Choice Award) shows throughout the U.S, Australia, Canada and the United Kingdom. Ryan, whist performing with Sound & Fury in both Perth and Adelaide this year, stepped out to perform his solo show ‘Beers About Songs’. Having enjoyed great success with the show in Australia, the U.S and Canada, Ryan will now continue touring his show both nationally and internationally in 2017. Ryan Adam Wells describes his show as “A personal story of my life that shares funny and thoughtful stories of drinking and relationships. I am playing my guitar for the entirety of the show whilst sharing stories and performing an array of original songs.” Although thoroughly entertaining, ‘Beers About Songs’ communicates an underlying theme that will make you both laugh and cry. With personal stories and touching songs, it is guaranteed to make you open your eyes to the world of relationships.

Duration 1 hour. Suitable for 15+

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Joy Compactor - Strangely men’s impotence. Time for her relationships. Offer up a prayer Fulton Street Art The 2016 to try to find the difference be- to the Beer Gods and enjoy the Rogue Sell-Out performer tween growing up and growing tunes. FRI MAR 3 9:30PM; SAT MAR 4 8PM; SUN MAR 5 8PM; Delirium - Martin Dockery returns with more songs, more old. FRI MAR 3 8:30PM; SAT shenanigans and more beard! MAR 4 5:30PM; SUN MAR 5 FRI MAR 10 5PM; SAT MAR 11 Dianna’s Studio of Dance 6:45PM; SAT MAR 11 4:15PM 3:30PM Music $10 PG-13 A ridiculous, true story of love, FRI MAR 3 6PM; SUN MAR 5 4:15PM; THU MAR 9 7:15PM; solo performance $5 PG-13 loss, and butterflies at The FRI MAR 10 8:30PM Variety $5 Bravo 25 - Eliza Gibson Top of the World. FRI MAR 3 What on Earth - Stephanie Amber, your A.I. therapist will 6:30PM; SAT MAR 4 5PM; SUN PG Brock & Sage Brock Fulton see you now. If things get a MAR 5 6:30PM; FRI MAR 10 Query The Crone - Donna Street Art We will bring the little tense in the group, she 5PM; SAT MAR 11 8PM Kay Yarborough Fulton Street stories, comedy, enthusiasm may suggest we return to Storytelling $10 PG Art Unbind your tongue and and sound. You bring your will- our breath. But she wonÍt be query me, child. A woman sim- ingness to play and laugh; and breathing. SheÍs an avatar. On Late Bloomer - Theresa ply known as Rosemary lives together we will travel through a TV screen. And avatars, well, Donahoe Dianna’s Studio of they donÍt breathe. FRI MAR 3 Dance. Theresa found a way to alone in the foothills. They seek Stories Across the Mythic her out when in times of doubt. Timeline. SAT MAR 4 4:15PM; 5PM; SAT MAR 4 6:30PM; SUN solve problems. Wait around Whether you have a question to SUN MAR 5 1:45PM; FRI MAR MAR 5 5PM; THU MAR 9 8PM;until someone else solves them. FRI MAR 3 9:30PM; SAT divine or just wish to hear her 10 9:45PM; SAT MAR 11 3PM SAT MAR 11 6:30PM Comedy Variety $5 PG-13 $10 PG-13 MAR 4 8PM; SUN MAR 5 8PM; spin dark yarns and ballads, FRI MAR 10 6:30PM; SAT MAR QUERY THE CRONE will enwisen, disturb, and delight. SAT What’s So Pink About Breast Fringe Factor: Season 11 6:30PM Comedy $10 PG MAR 4 8PM; SUN MAR 5 3PM; Cancer?! - Pearl Louise 2 - Minion Productions Mia FRI MAR 10 6PM; SAT MAR 11 Fulton Street Art One in eight Cuppa Caffe Fringe Factor is Moonlight After Midnight women in the US will be a live game-show featuring a BEST-OF-FEST: Orlando, Ottawa, 6:45PM Storytelling $5 PG diagnosed with breast cancer. rotating roster of your favorite Cincinnati, Vancouver, and Ad- Please join Pearl in this heart Rogue artists. New teams, new elaide. A man and woman role- The Rockin’ Horse - Droppings Tour Redmond O Colonies felt and sometimes funny games, new musical artists. A play a romantic mystery in a story as she helps her mother different show every night. FRI midnight hotel room. “5 STARS: Fulton Street Art Appreciation A must for theatre buffs.” - The and predation of our culture by fight Breast Cancer and figure MAR 3 8PM; SAT MAR 4 5PM; this Brit born dynamic musical out another color. SAT MAR 4 SUN MAR 5 2PM; FRI MAR 10 Advertiser, Australia FRI MAR comedian. FRI MAR 3 9:45PM; 1:45PM; SUN MAR 5 5:30PM; 9:30PM; SAT MAR 11 5PM 3 8PM; SAT MAR 4 3:30PM; FRI MAR 10 7:15PM; SAT MAR Variety $10 PG SUN MAR 5 5PM; FRI MAR 10 SAT MAR 4 3PM; THU MAR 9 8:30PM; SAT MAR 11 5:30PM 11 1:45PM $5 PG-13 9:30PM; SAT MAR 11 5PM Comedy $5 PG-13 Me, My Song & I - Malcolm Theater $10 PG A Fatal Step - Jill Vice Mia Grissom Mia Cuppa Caffe Tidal Surge - Giant Nerd Cuppa Caffe BEST-OF-FEST win- Finding inspiration, identity Tell Me Your Name - Irma Productions The seas rise, swal- ner Jill Vice delivers a one-wom- and freedom. After a tragic and Herrera Dianna’s Studio of lowing the world. At the ends an noir that ain’t just black and debilitating illness, Malcolm Dance What’s in a name? of the earth, three generations white. Sex, Lies, and Podiatry, Grissom, with the help of some Irma’s observations from the of women fight for their lives. sometimes a dame has to take unusual voices, struggles to front-lines, notes from Amerireturn to “normal.” FRI MAR 3 can history, and laugh-out-loud Inspired by ancient myths and matters into her own hands. modern shifts, this show posits But good intentions can lead 6:30PM; SAT MAR 4 2PM; SUN humor, allow us to consider to ... murder. Post SAT MAR 4 MAR 5 6:30PM; FRI MAR 10 what it will take for all of us to what will happen to humanity get along. FRI MAR 3 5PM; SAT as the climate changes around 3:30PM; SUN MAR 5 3:30PM; 6:30 PM; SAT MAR 11 8PM us. FRI MAR 3 7:15PM; SAT THU MAR 9 6:30PM; FRI MAR Theater $10 PG-13 MAR 4 6:30PM; SUN MAR 5 10 8PM;SAT MAR 11 2PM 3:30PM; FRI MAR 10 8PM; SUN MAR 4 6:45PM; THU MAR 9 Discrete Packets of Song - MAR 11 3:30PM Theater $10 6PM; SAT MAR 11 8PM Theater Comedy $10 PG-13 $5 PG-13 Spectrum Gallery Indie-folk PG Beers About Songs - Ryan singer Aaron J. Shay presents Calling All Promotors We Too old to be this young Adam Wells Original songs out- an intimate show exploring can help get you out there. - Laura Hedli Fulton Street Art line a tale of love, danger and that question with stories and We’ll design, print and distrib- At 26, Laura finally loses her drunkenness. Join singer-song- punctuated by original songs. ute. Great prices for bulk orders virginity. To her cowoker. She’s writer Ryan Adam Wells for SAT MAR 4 5:30PM; SUN MAR Just call us for a free quote also ghostwriting a book. For some sad, funny and poignant 5 1:45PM; THU MAR 9 6PM; 559-472-7182 their boss. About middle-aged true stories about alcohol and SAT MAR 11 8PM Music $5 PG

Rogue Festival

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Sh*t Show: An Invisible Story of Illness - Portland OR

Boxcar Figaro

One woman bravely performs a magic act in reverse: making invisible illness visible. When Anna Sell, a gifted clown, storyteller, and songwriter, was diagnosed she fought inner demons and social stigmas to make one thing clear: laughter is the best medicine.

Returning to Rogue Festival 2017 with their ninth consecutive original show. This popular Fresno Americana/folk band specializes in intelligent, well crafted original songs, and unexpected covers of popular songs spanning the past 7 decades.

Fresno CA

Fresno Dance Collective: What the Body Remembers Fresno CA An exploration of the body; the perceptions, value systems, biases, and inclinations both viewers and performers have on the body; and the relationship the body has with the mind, the self, other minds, and other selves.

Bravo 25

2016 Rogue Sell-out Performer Windy Wynazz (Rich & Famous) is back... and this time she’s brough Australian comic Michele Machete. The dynamic duo host an interactive Birthday Party Extravaganza complete with puppets, Magic, and revelry... yea revelry. Adults Only!

Ronen Sberlo - San Francisco CA

Can we forgive someone who is dead? What about someone who isn’t dead? Can we forgive an avatar? Eliza Gibson returns to Fresno to premiere her new solo show, Bravo 25, starring Amber, an A.I. avatar therapist and six humans.

When life became too absurd, Ronen Sberlo finally found solace by joining a cult and moving to a mountain top compound. After living there for almost three years, he started having doubts that he had chosen the right path. Now, years later, he has something to say about society, and about life, that may surprise you.

“Gibson’s characters are well articulated and her stage presence is stellar.” - Donald Munro, Fresno Bee

Moonlight After Midnight

Tidal Surge

Figment - Figmentally

Concrete Drops - Brooklyn NY

Giant Nerd Productions - Seattle WA

Drea Lusion & Oneiric Eric - Oakland CA

A cross between the play Venus In Fur and the movie Inception. When a man and woman mistakenly meet in a hotel room, their flirtation becomes a role-playing game that spins out of their control, leading to a thrilling and heartbreaking finale they never see coming.

The tides will rise as the ice caps melt. At the end of the world, three women fight to survive as their lives rapidly change. Inspired by ancient myths and modern shifts, this show posits what will happen to humanity as the climate changes around us.

Where does one figment end and another begin? Imagination melts, morphs, sprouts limbs, light bulbs, and illusions - until a reality check threatens to topple it all. A theatrical comedy brought to life with magic, larger than life puppetry, acrobatic dance, and you.

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Wynazz & Machete

Experts, Assholes and True Believers

Eliza Gibson - San Francisco CA

Entertain Me!

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What’s So Pink About Breast Cancer?! Pearl Louise - Newark CA One in eight women in the US will be diagnosed with breast cancer. Join Pearl in this heart-felt and sometimes funny story as she helps her mother fight breast cancer and figure out another color.

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Healing Stories - The Affordable Care Act Players Spectrum Gallery Healthcare workers telling stories of healing and sharing talents from past lives as hippie backpackers, rasta drummers, surfers, and hip hop dancers. Think Moth Radio Hour meets Gray’s Anatomy. FRI MAR 3 6PM; SAT MAR 4 8PM; SAT MAR 11 6:45PM Storytelling $5 PG Mad For Trad - Lark Spectrum Gallery Lark plays music inspired from the Celtic traditions with fiddles, flute, guitar, uilleann pipes, and voice with modern arrangements. FRI MAR 3 8:30PM; SAT MAR 4 4:15PM; THU MAR 9 7:15PM; SAT MAR 11 5:30PM Music $5 G Magic of Elder - Spectrum Gallery Elder has new and exciting tricks up his sleeve! Get ready to be amazed! FRI MAR 3 9:45PM; SAT MAR 4 3PM; THU MAR 9 8:30PM; FRI MAR 10 8:30PM Magic $5 PG Poetry and Prose - from Fresno State Creative Writing Program Spectrum Gallery Hear #Fresno Writers including voices from the San Joaquin Literary Association, Chicano Writers and Artists Association, and Diverse Arts Collective. FRI MAR 3 7:15PM; SUN MAR 5 3PM; FRI MAR 10 7:15PM; SAT MAR 11 1:45PM Storytelling $5 PG-13 Stalking Grace - Barbara Selfridge Spectrum Gallery What happens when you show up to work for Grace Paley and ignore her also-a-writer/ also-an-activist husband? Ooh! A triangle! Stalking! But we all want to change the world, donÍt we? SAT MAR 4 1:45PM; SUN MAR 5 4:15PM; FRI MAR 10 6PM; SAT MAR 11 4:15PM Solo Performance $5 PG-13 The Blender - Kristin & Strangely’s Collaborations Spectrum Gallery Each performance will be a different set of performers. You will only get one shot to see this. Don’t miss out! SAT MAR 4 6:45PM; SUN MAR 5 5:30PM; FRI MAR 10 9:45PM; SAT MAR 11 3PM Variety $5 PG-13 A Nite of Live - Comedy with 2thBrush & Byron Campbell Veni Vidi Vici Live stand-up comedy show. Two skilled comedians make your night very special. FRI MAR 3 7:15 PM; SAT MAR 4 5:30PM; THU MAR 9 7:15PM; SAT MAR 11 6:45PM Comedy $5 Adults Only

Blood Harmony - The Murray Girls Veni Vidi Vici The Murray Girls blend their voices in Blood Harmony, singing cheerfully macabre murder ballads, traditional tunes, Celtic songs, and pop SAT MAR 4 8PM; SUN MAR 5 3PM; FRI MAR 10 8:30PM; SAT MAR 11 5:30PM Music $5 PG Boxcar Figaro - Electric Though Boxcar Figaro isnÍt known for high voltage antics, remember, itÍs current that kills, not voltage. This band packs plenty of amperage with all new music and comedic, philosophic mind wanderings. SAT MAR 4 3PM; SUN MAR 5 4:15PM; THU MAR 9 8:30PM; FRI MAR 10 6PM Music $5 PG-13 Chelsea > Blake - Blake and Chelsea Jones Veni Vidi Vici Quirky is too cute. “Edgy” sounds “fake deep.” How come *you* get to be the “greater than?” The father-daughter argument continues. Songs. Spoken word. Buzzy guitar noises inside more songs. FRI MAR 3 8:30PM; SAT MAR 4 4:15PM; SUN MAR 5 6:45PM; SAT MAR 11 3PM Music $5 PG Sinatra, Sax, and Friends - Robert Hofman, Jr. Veni Vidi Vici Robert Hofman, Jr. performs vocal renditions of signature songs of Sinatra, Vic Damone, Tony Bennett, Nat King Cole. FRI MAR 3 6PM; SAT MAR 4 6:45PM; THU MAR 9 6PM; SAT MAR 11 4:14PM Music $5 PG

Start Your Own Religious Cult - for Fun and Profit Jaguar Bennett Veni Vidi Vici Exciting business opportunity! Make big money! SAT MAR 4 9:15PM; SUN MAR 5 5:30PM; FRI MAR 10 7:15PM; SAT MAR 11 8PM Comedy $5 Adults Only Daddy Issues - Peter Aguero Vista Theater Peter Aguero, regular host of The Moth, takes a raw and sympathetic look at his relationship with and without his father. “A master storyteller and wordsmith.” „ Winnipeg Free Press “Simply, perfectly moving.” „Edmonton Journal FRI MAR 3 8PM; SAT MAR 4 5PM; SUN MAR 5 9:30PM; THU MAR 9 8PM; SAT MAR 11 5PM $10 PG-13 Demidicus Rex - Bad Dog Louie Vista Theater As the country falls into turmoil, a self-proclaimed vampire and former wrestler runs for president. FRI MAR 3 9:30PM; SAT MAR 4 8PM; SUN MAR 5 5PM; FRI MAR 10 5PM; SAT MAR 11 3:30PM Theater $9 Adults Only Calling All Promotors We Experts, Assholes and True can help get you out there. Believers - Ronen Sberlo We’ll design, print and distrib- Vista Theater Ronen gets into ute. Great prices for bulk orders a passive aggressive argument Just call us for a free quote with himself and ends up drink559-472-7182 ing alone. Self-care is more | FRESNOFLYER.COM |

elusive than it seems, especially when you’re alone in a room, calling yourself an asshole. FRI MAR 3 6:30PM; SAT MAR 4 2PM; SUN MAR 5 8PM; THU MAR 9 9:30PM; SAT MAR 11 6:30PM Theater $8 PG Flower Tome Companion - Episode III: Something Fishy Join Harrison Freeler and the gang from The Flower District for Episode III of the live radio show. Be with us as we wander in and out of the District exploring life around us, meeting the people, and rediscovering life in the Flower. SAT MAR 4 6:30PM; SUN MAR 5 2PM; THU MAR 9 5PM; FRI MAR 10 8PM;SAT MAR 11 9:30PM Comedy $10 PG

Joan of Sn’arc - Quake Theater California Arts Academy Claire Patton, creator of A Girl’s Guide to War and The Awkward Art of Flying, is back with this hilarious and scathing commentary on the state of American affairs. SAT MAR 4 9:30PM; SUN MAR 5 6:30PM; FRI MAR 10 8PM; SAT MAR 11 2PM; SAT MAR 11 6:30PM Theater $10 Adults Only Thanks for Coming - Joshua Ryan Joshua California Arts Academy An actor rehearsing a play, a couple trying to have a kid, and some ominous, disembodied voices are brought together in the quest for love, happiness, and the perfect chorizo. FRI MAR 3 9:30PM; SAT MAR 4 6:30PM; SUN MAR My Cat Thinks it’s a Pig - ƒ 5 8PM; THU MAR 9 6:30PM; and Other Farm Stories SAT MAR 11 8PM Theater $12 Vista Theater I once got kicked Adults Only out of a trumpet lesson for insisting that there was no The Wallaby Way - Gemma difference between animals Wilcox California Arts Academy and humans. Love, Murder SAT MAR 4 8PM; SUN MAR 5 Trans-Normative Experiences? 5PM; THU MAR 9 9:30PM; FRI Just another day on a pig farm. MAR 10 6:30PM; SAT MAR 11 Fri MAR 3 5PM; SAT MAR 4 3:30PM Theater $12 PG-13 9:30PM; SUN MAR 5 3:30PM; FRI MAR 10 9:30PM; SAT MAR Follow Us Online on Face11 8PM Storytelling $10 PG book, Instagram, and Twitter to learn about giveaways. Somebody’s Children Shine! - Vista Theater Meet five homeless teenagers who live with their families under squalid conditions at the rundown El Dorado Motel in Anaheim, California. These youth deal daily with gang violence, drugs and prostitution ... all in the shadow of the Happiest Place on Earth. SAT MAR 4 3:30PM; SUN MAR 5 6:30PM; THU MAR 9 6:30PM; FRI MAR 10 6:30PM; SAT MAR 11 2PM Theater $10 PG-13 Dances to Heal the Soul Megill & Company California Arts Academy Suite of dances to soothe your soul and warm your heart. Corny, I know, but the truth. FRI MAR 3 8PM; SAT MAR 4 5PM; SUN MAR 5 3:30PM Dance $12 PG Desert Dreams - Fresno Belly Dance Collective California Arts Academy Enter a mesmerizing dream where the drum beat sways the dancer’s soul in this enchanting belly dance showcase. FRI MAR 3 6:30PM; SAT MAR 4 2PM; THU MAR 9 8PM; SAT MAR 11 5PM Dance $12 G I’m a Musician; - Do You Want Fries with That? Tony Imperatrice California Arts Academy This hilarious take on life as a musician answers all of lifeÍs important questions. Are classical musicians snobs? Do guys in rock bands get laid? And whatever happened to that one girl? SAT MAR 4 3:30PM; FRI MAR 10 5PM; SAT MAR 11 12:30PM Music $12 Adults Only

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What the Body Remembers - Fresno Dance Collective California Arts Academy what the body remembers is an exploration in the transmission of information through one source to one or more bodies and what is gained and lost through the transmission process. FRI MAR 10 9:30PM; SAT MAR 11 9:30PM Dance $12 PG Blimprov LIVE! Blimprov Productions Fresno Soap Co Blimprov LIVE! is Blimprov Comedy’s signature show brining 60 minutes of hilarious, thought provoking, gut wrenching, high flying improv comedy based on audience suggestions making each unique. FRI MAR 3 9:30PM; SAT MAR 4 9:30PM; THU MAR 9 9:30PM; FRI MAR 10 9:30PM; SAT MAR 11 8PM Comedy $10 Adults Only Follow Us Online on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter to learn about giveaways.

Figmentally - Figment Fresno Soap Co Where do figments begin? Imagination melts, morphs, sprouts limbs and illusions „ but a reality check may topple it all. Theatrical comedy brought to life with magic, puppetry, acrobatic dance, and you. SAT MAR 4 12:30PM; SAT MAR 4 6:30PM; FRI MAR 10 8PM; SAT MAR 11 12:30PM; SAT MAR 11 5PM Comedy $10 G Kids on Stage! - Fresno Soap Co. Has set aside one day where Fresno’s young artists from The Talented Tenth, McLane Theater Group and YES! have a chance to put on their own 60-minute shows from beginning to end. Join us! $10 each show. SUN MAR 5 12:30PM; SUN MAR 5 2PM; SUN MAR 5 3:30PM; SUN MAR 5 5PM; SUN MAR 5 6:30PM; SUN MAR 5 8PM Theater $10 G Sh*t Show - Anna Sell Fresno Soap Co Exploring the Chop Chop Charlie’s Baserealities of invisible illness in an ment Party!: a Miserable Come- increasingly visible world, this dy CURTAIN 5 TheatreGROUP new solo show uses clown, origFresno Soap Co A farcical tale inal music, and storytelling to of a chubby, insecure, cannirelate one woman’s life-changbalistic serial killer, his senile ing diagnosis. FRI MAR 3 8PM; mother, a happy squatter, a SAT MAR 4 5PM; WED MAR 8 love-sick fan, and a man des8PM; FRI MAR 10 6:30PM; SAT perate to escape “Chop, Chop MAR 11 3:30PM Comedy $10 Charlie’s Basement Party!” FRI PG-13 MAR 3 6:30PM; SAT MAR 4 2PM; WED MAR 8 6:30PM; THU MAR 9 8PM; SAT MAR 11 2PM Comedy $10 Adults Only Entertain Me! Wynazz & Ma- Art Hop Thursday, 5-8pm chete Windy Wynazz (Rich & Fa- ArtHop occurs every 1st and mous) is back and this time she 3rd Thursday of each month. brought company. Join Wynazz It’s one of the most active and successful programs organized & Machete for an interactive by the Fresno Arts Council. Art Birthday Party Extravaganza complete with Puppets, Magic, lovers and enthusiasts from all walks of life flock downtown & Revelry. Adults only! Adults Fresno and the Tower District only! SAT MAR 4 3:30PM; on the first Thursday of each SAT MAR 4 8PM; WED MAR 8 9:30PM; THU MAR 9 6:30PM; month, and the rest of ArtHop venues in the Fresno metro arSAT MAR 11 6:30PM eas on third Thursdays, to meet Comedy $10 Adults Only and greet with the artists and enjoy the reception and music.

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Art

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Museums, studios, galleries and other venues open their exhibitions to the public at 5:00 p.m. and run the free event until 8:00 p.m. Ani-Me Con March 18 – March 19 The Big Fresno Fair Grounds 4624 E. Lane, Fresno Largest anime convention in the Central Valley! http://www. ani-me.com

Theater The 2017 season of the Woodward Shakespeare Festival will be presenting: Twelfth Night (Runs June 15 - July 18) & Titus Andronicus (Runs August 3 - August 26) General audition information is available on our website: http:// www.woodwardshakespeare. org/season-13/ Schedule your audition now. Callbacks will be Saturday, January 21st. Franco Escamilla Thursday, March 2 at 8 PM - 11 PM Warnors Theatre 1400 Fulton St, Fresno NO TE PIERDAS AL COMEDIANTE & STANDUPERO #1 DE MEXICO, FRANCO ESCAMILLA, EL PROXIMO JUEVES 2 DE MARZO, EN EL WARNORS THEATER DE FRESNO CA, BOLETOS A LA VENTA EN HMS Pinafore Thu, Mar 2nd 7:30pm 2nd Space Theatre 928 E. Olive Fresno, CA 93728 ongoing event Waves of laughter buoy Gilbert & Sullivan’s tale of a Captain’s daughter who falls in love with a lowly sailor. Along the way, the comic opera lampoons the British class system, the Royal Navy and politics. Check website for show times. www.gcplayers. com/ High School Musical On Stage Fri, Mar 10th 7:30pm Veterans Memorial Auditorium 808 4th St Clovis, CA 93612 Mar. 10, 2017 7:30pm Mar. 11, 2017 2:00pm & 7:30pm Mar.

12, 2017 2:00pm Mar. 17, 2017 7:30pm Mar. 18, 2017 2:00pm & 7:30pm Mar. 19, 2017 2:00pm Comedy Show - Danny Minch & Friends Saturday, May 6 at 6 PM - 10 PM ApCal 32749 Avenue 7, Madera Danny Minch is gathering some of California’s top comics and bringing them to ApCal for a night of belly laughing fun! $15 advance $20 gate Gates open at 6pm Music 7-8pm Comedy 8-10pm Wine - Beer - Food - Music Comedy - Cigars Catering by Smoke Joint BBQ and Ruffoni’s Artisan Pizza 21 yrs & Older Only Bring a Lawn Chair NO Outside alcohol, soda or water Dance Theatre of Harlem Saturday, March 4 at 7:30 PM Saroyan Theatre 700 M St, Fresno

Family Clovis events for 2017 March 12, 2017 - Old Town Clovis Craft Beer Crawl March 26, Old Town Clovis Antique and Collectible Fair April 1, through April 2, - Big Hat Days April 23 Black Pot Cook-Off and Cowboy Poetry April 29 - Clovis Rodeo Parade Sled Hockey Clinic Saturday, March 11 at 4:15 PM - 7:15 PM Gateway Ice Center 2473 N Marks Ave, Fresno Sled hockey is back! Join us on March 11th from 4:15- 7:15 for our Sled Hockey Clinic! All ability levels welcome. Interested in attending or volunteering? Contact 559-353-5247 or email adaptivesports@valleychildrens.org to reserve your spot. 3rd Annual Barks & Bourbon fundraiser benefitting Friends of Tulare Animal Services. Our 1920’s speakeasy inspired event will include bourbon tasting, cigar bar, hors d’oeuvres by Elaine Tres Bien, Live auction

with world champion auctioneer Dave Macedo, silent auction, wine grab, drawings, and more! 1920’s attire encouraged!! All proceeds go directing to saving animals! Saturday, April 8 at 5:30 PM - 10:30 PM International Agri-Center4500 South Laspina Street, Tulare, 93274 Cherry Avenue Auction Every Saturday & Tuesday 6:00am3:00pm Cherry Avenue Auction 4640 S. Cherry Ave. Fresno, 93706 www.cherryavenueauction.com Visalia Adventure park. Arcade, Family Track, Lazer Tag, Batting Cages and more 5600 W Cypress Ave, Visalia, 93277 559-635-7275

Special Events Beyond Your Backyard Astronomy Mar. 3, 2017 7:00pm8:00pm Three Rivers Union School 41932 Sierra Dr. Three Rivers, CA 93721 Join us for an hour of astronomy in the Three Rivers Union School upper field. St Patrick’s Day Run Saturday, March 11 at 9 AM - 12 PM Woodward Park Form a GREEN team and wear the most GREEN. Donations support the American Heart Association www.FresnoStPatricksDayRun. com Mud Factor Fresno 2017 Sunday March 5 at 10a - 1p Hobbs Grove. Mud Factor “Seriously Fun, 5K Obstacle Run!” www.MUDFACTOR.com Walk with Compassion — To End Child Poverty Saturday, March 4 at 9:30 AM - 11:30 AM Woodward Park Rusty Roots Show Junk Market April 23,2017 at sears Visalia & June 24-25,2017 at Tulare Fair over 100 vendors. Www.rustyrootsshow.com

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Insane Inflatable 5K Saturday, April 29 at 8:30 AM - 1 PM The Big Fresno Fair 1121 S Chance Ave, Fresno The Insane Inflatable 5K is coming back to Fresno! REGISTER HERE http://insaneinflatable5k.com/ event/fresno-ca/ Fresno Tattoo Expo 13th March 25-26 Fresno Fairgrounds Free Smog Repairs Saturday March 25, 2017 at Fresno Fairgrounds First 525 vehicles that qualify after the free emissions test will receive a $500 voucher for repairs. 4670 E. Butler Ave. Fresno

Sports Amistoso: Chivas vs. Morelia Wednesday, March 22 at 7 PM - 9 PM Chukchansi Park 1800 Tulare St, Fresno, 93721 Opening Day 2017 - Fresno Grizzlies vs. Reno Aces Thursday, April 6 at 7:05 PM 10:05 PM Chukchansi Park 1800 Tulare St, Fresno Tokopah Falls Winter Hike Wed, Mar 29th 9:30am12:30pm Sequoia National Park- Tokopah Falls Trailhead Tokopah Falls trailhead Sequoia National Park, CA 93262 Waterfalls are a popular summer destination. What do they look like in winter? Join this moderately paced walk to this local attraction for winter recreationists. On snowshoes or hiking, we will watch for wintering animals and follow the dramatic Marble Fork of the Kaweah River upriver to this striking fall. Have your camera ready for this gorgeous excursion. Snowshoes are available for rent at the Lodgepole Market. Free. 9:30pm-12:30pm. Registration: Wuksachi Lodge. Open to all park visitors. Difficulty: Moderate Distance: about 4 miles Ages: All. Children must be accompanied by an adult chaperone. Meeting Location: Tokopah Falls trailhead, Sequoia National Park Schedule Jan. 4, 2017 Feb. 22, 2017 Mar. 29, 2017 Apr. 19, 2017 www.sequoiaparksconservancy. org/ Fresno CityFest Fitness Competition Saturday, April 1 at 7 AM - 6 PM Save Mart Center 2650 E Shaw Ave, Fresno, California 93710 Men & Women Individual categories - both scaled and RX

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