Full Throttle Magazine November issue 2022

October is here and it’s officially fall. As the cooler weather starts to roll in, this is certainly not my favorite time of the year and maybe not yours either. I am a warm weather guy and always have been. Hate to admit but as I get older, I dislike the cold more and more. You start to feel those aching joints more and more when you get older and in your outside in the cold.

Some of the things coming up in October are, Doc’s Harley will be hosting their last bike night of the year on Thursday evening October 6th from 6:00pm to 9:00. Doc’s Bike Nights are always a blast and I hope you all mark your calendars and plan to attend. They will also be having their Guys and Gals Garage Party on Thursday evening October 13th from 6:00pm until 9:00pm. Remember it’s always a party at Doc’s Harley.

St Charles Harley will have their awesome Chili Cook off on Saturday, October 29th from 11:00am to 3:00pm. You got to stop in and try some awesome chili and who knows, maybe buy a new Harley. See you all then.

Historic Route 66 Bike Night will continue through the end of October, weather permitting, and we hope all of you continue to come every Wednesday evening to Bobby’s Place in Valley Park and join in the fun each week. This has been a great year for Bike Night, and we thank everyone of you that have come on a regular basis to hang out with old friends and make new ones. I have been approached again by a few different people about having additional vendors there every week. I would like to hear from you if you would like to see some additional vendors at Bike Night on a regular basis. If everyone would like to see that, I will work on getting permits and talk with some other vendors who would like to participate in our weekly Bike Night for next season. Shoot me an email and let me know your thought. Email me at publisher@fullthrottle-magazine.com.

Also, if you have an event or a ride you would like us to post on our socials, you can send me an email at the above email address or go to our website and fill out the Tell Us About Your Event.

As always, my friends ride safe and see you on the road with Full Throttle Magazine.

Bob

CRACK UP’S

"Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera."

"I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."

"Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved."

Man: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?”

Doctor: “To the morgue.”

Man: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”

Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”

"My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow."

Grammar is important; Just added a colon can change an entire sentence. For example:

"The children ate their grandmother's freshly baked pie" versus "The children ate their grandmother's freshly baked colon"

"I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person."

For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.

"I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other."

"I visited my new friend in his apartment. He

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