Quench Issue 149
JANUARY 2015
IN THIS ISSUE
Quit smoking, stop drinking, hit the gym YOUR UNSUCCESSFUL NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS P. 9 IN EMOJIS
The Abacus
A STUDIO AND GALLERY... NOT THE OLDSCHOOL CALCULATOR P. 16
Comedy on the big screen
FROM BANANA PEELS TO TALKING SNOWMEN
P. 54
Young, sexy and broke THE NEW YEAR’S HOLIDAYING HOTSPOTS
P. 26