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STAFF Publisher | MARGO DUBOS Associate Publisher | JEANNE EXNICIOS FOSTER Administrative Director | MARK KARCHER

December 16, 2014

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Editor | KEVIN ALLMAN Managing Editor | KANDACE POWER GRAVES Political Editor | CLANCY DUBOS Arts & Entertainment Editor | WILL COVIELLO

Fork + Center ......................................................................33 All the news that’s fit to eat — and drink

Special Sections Editor | MISSY WILKINSON Staff Writer | ALEX WOODWARD Feature Writer | JEANIE RIESS Calendar & Digital Content Coordinator | ANNA GACA

3-Course Interview ......................................................35 Lisa White of Willa Jean Bakery

Contributing Writers SARAH BAIRD, ANNE BERRY, D. ERIC BOOKHARDT, RED COTTON, ALEJANDRO DE LOS RIOS, KEN KORMAN, BRENDA MAITLAND, NORA MCGUNNIGLE, NOAH BONAPARTE PAIS

Drinks......................................................................................37 Beer Buzz; Wine of the Week Last Bites..............................................................................39 5 in Five; Plate Dates; Off the Menu

Contributing Photographer | CHERYL GERBER Intern | KATE WATSON

PRODUCTION Production Director | DORA SISON

ARTS + ENTERTAINMENT

Web & Classifieds Designer | MARIA BOUÉ

Profile .....................................................................................49 Kourtney Heart talks about her new album Are and Be

Senior Graphic Designer | LYN VICKNAIR Graphic Designers | PAIGE HINRICHS, JULIET MEEKS, DAVID KROLL, JASON WHITTAKER

Pre-Press Coordinator | KATHRYN BRADY

Music ........................................................................................51 PREVIEW: The Blow

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HEART OF THE CITY

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Catching up with Kourtney Heart, who has a new album

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ON THE COVER Up-Sized Concessions..................................................17 The Louisiana film tax credits program leaves the state in a catch-22

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7 IN SEVEN Seven Things to Do This Week.................................5 WWOZ’s 34th anniversary, Little Maker tribute, Home for the Holidays and more

NEWS + VIEWS

News...........................................................................................7 Clancy DuBos picks da winnas and da loozas in the political world Y@Speak + N.O. Comment............................................7 Overheard in New Orleans’ social media world Scuttlebutt ............................................................................9 From their lips to your ears

C’est What? ...........................................................................9 Gambit’s Web poll Bouquets & Brickbats .................................................. 11 This week’s heroes and zeroes Commentary.......................................................................12 ”Giving up on the South” Blake Pontchartrain .....................................................14 Painted utility boxes and James Booker

SHOPPING + STYLE

Holiday Gift Guide ..........................................................25 Really, you shouldn’t have — but they’ll be glad you did What’s in Store .................................................................31 Criollo

EAT + DRINK

Review: Tacos & Tequila ...........................................33 A Covington destination in the Southern Hotel

Film ...........................................................................................54 REVIEW: Wild Art ..............................................................................................59 REVIEW: Prospect.3 shows by Hew Locke, Ebony G. Patterson and Andrea Fraser Stage .......................................................................................63 REVIEW: A Christmassacre Story Events.................................................................................... 66 PREVIEW: Holiday events around town Crossword + Sudoku....................................................76

CLASSIFIEDS Market Place ......................................................................70 Employment/Job Guru ................................................71 Picture Perfect Properties......................................72 Real Estate .........................................................................73 Legal Notices..................................................................... 74 Home + Garden..................................................................75 Holiday Helpers ...............................................................78

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Annie | Quvenzhane Wallis was nominated for a 2013 Best Actress Oscar for Beasts of the Southern Wild, the acclaimed film from local filmmaking/art collective Court 13. She already is nominated for a Golden Globe for the lead in a star-filled (Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx) Hollywood update of Annie. The movie opens Friday.

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WWOZ Anniversary Celebration

The Book of Nightmares

Little Maker

Wed. Dec. 17 | The progressive guitar and rock symphony is best known for Christmas albums and concerts featuring light show extravaganzas. This tour features the first live performances of its 1998 rock opera The Christmas Attic. At 7:30 p.m. at Smoothie King Center.

Thu. Dec. 18 | Mikko, Diana Shortez, Gambit founder Gary Esolen and Donald Lewis present a staged reading of poet Galway Kinnell’s The Book of Nightmares, a 1973 collection largely focused on the Vietnam War. Kinnell, a Navy veteran, civil rights worker (once arrested in Hammond, Louisiana) and Pulitzer Prize winner, died in October. At 8 p.m. at Lost Love Lounge.

Kool & the Gang, Cheap Trick and the New Orleans Bowl

Fri.-Sat. Dec. 19-20 | Classic 1970s bands Kool & the Gang and Cheap Trick perform at 7 p.m. Friday in Champions Square to kick off New Orleans Bowl festivities. The University of Louisiana at Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns face the University of Nevada Wolf Pack at 10 a.m. Saturday in the Superdome.

Fri. Dec. 19 | Dubbed “Behind the Curtain,” this 34th birthday party for the iconic WWOZ 90.7 FM is headlined by generational tributes to James Booker and the Neville Brothers by Davell Crawford and Ivan Neville, respectively. DJ Soul Sister also performs at 10 p.m. at Tipitina’s.

Sat. Dec. 20 | With a little help from their friends (Andrew Duhon, The Kid Carsons, Guitar Lightnin’ Lee and many others), New Orleans rockers Little Maker complete part two of a tribute begun last December: remounting The Band’s legendary performance in Martin Scorsese’s 1976 rockumentary The Last Waltz. At 10 p.m. at One Eyed Jacks.

Home for the Holidays

Mon. Dec 22 | Troy “Trombone Shorty” Andrews, John Boutte, Kermit Ruffins and the Barbecue Swingers, Rebirth Brass Band, Shamarr Allen and the Underdawgs, Eric Lindell and others perform at the annual fundraiser for the Daniel Price Memorial Fund, which provides scholarships to NOCCA students. Irma Thomas sings at the patron party (6 p.m.).

At 7:30 p.m. at House of Blues.

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Gov. @BobbyJindal issues statement on #TortureReport without mentioning torture; heaps praise on former boss GW Bush

Robert McClendon @RobertMcClendon

Firefighter union chief just challenged Landrieu administration CAO Andy Kopplin to a fight. “Let’s lace up the gloves and step outside.”

The long, grueling 2014 campaign is finally over. Time now for the body count.

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uccessful candidates get to take their bows and do their best not to gloat on Election Night. They deserve their moments in the limelight — their names and reputations were on the line, after all.

But behind the scenes (sometimes only barely out of the limelight), major political players and special interests whose names were not on the ballot are popping corks — or licking their wounds — when the votes are finally counted. For more than three decades, I’ve analyzed election results in terms of who really won and lost: my perennial list of electoral Winnas and Loozas.

Herewith my assessment of the 2014 election cycle (including Nov. 4), starting with …

DA WINNAS 1. The Louisiana GOP — The Republican Party has been build-

ing strength in Louisiana steadily since Dave Treen won the governor’s race in 1979 and Ronald Reagan won the White House a year later. It wasn’t always easy, but this year the GOP made electoral politics look easy with Congressman Bill Cassidy’s simple strategy of hanging President Barack Obama around incumbent U.S. Sen. Mary Landrieu’s neck like a millstone. Landrieu was on the defensive from day one and was never able to score a clean hit on Cassidy, though she certainly tried. The tide of anti-Obama

2. David Vitter — Louisiana’s soon-to-be senior senator is

now the undisputed kingpin of the state GOP, and his microphone-grab at Cassidy headquarters on election night drove home that point. Vitter was the architect of Cassidy’s “virtual” campaign against Landrieu. He recruited Cassidy, cleared the field of most other would-be Republican challengers, helped Cassidy raise money and lent one of his top aides to Cassidy as campaign manager. In many ways, Cassidy’s campaign was a trial run for Vitter’s gubernatorial bid next year. It proved (just as Vitter did in his 2010 re-election campaign) that a candidate with lots of money can run for a major statewide office without actually getting out and touching voters in person.

That’s good news for a guy who could still be dogged by a sex scandal.

3. Utility companies — Incumbent Public Service Commission Chairman Eric Skrmetta’s narrow re-election victory was a huge win for the power companies he regulates. Skrmetta was on the ropes after the Nov. 4 primary, in which he trailed challenger Forest Bradley Wright 38-37 percent. Skrmetta took hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions from regulated companies, which turned off voters in the primary. In the runoff, he found a silver bullet and tagged Wright as a former Democrat and Obama supporter. Turns out voters hate Obama even more than high utility bills.

4. The Jefferson Teachers Union — You would think that a conservative Republican stronghold like Jefferson Parish would be an unlikely place for a public employee union to stake a political claim, but you would be wrong. Thanks to nearly $450,000 in campaign money from the American FederPAGE 8

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sentiment among Louisiana voters was like a tsunami. In retrospect, even if Landrieu had run a perfect campaign, she could not have turned that tide. Anti-Obama voter outrage was so strong that it even changed the course of the District 1 Public Service Commission race, which had nothing to do with the president. Voters didn’t care; they were out to banish anyone tagged with the scarlet letter “O.”

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ation of Teachers (the national teachers union), the Jefferson Federation of Teachers elected a handful of pro-union Jefferson Parish School Board members and now has a solid majority of board allies.

Look for the board to reverse its recent decision not to recognize the union. That could be the start of other policy changes in Jefferson public schools, which in recent years saw significant improvement in student test scores.

5. The Recovery School District (RSD) — The rededicated school millage in

Orleans Parish will not only help maintain new school buildings, but it also will give the RSD its own share of public school finances for the first time. If RSD schools ever revert to Orleans Parish School Board control, the money will follow the schools. For now, however, the RSD finally gets a share of local revenue.

6. Nursing homes and hospitals —

The passage of Constitutional Amendments 1 and 2 on Nov. 4 locked in state funding for nursing homes and hospitals, removing them from the short list of line items that face draconian cuts when the state has a budget crunch. Insiders have long known that the nursing home industry is among the most powerful lobbies in the state Capitol. This proved it.

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Whip doesn’t need to prove that he’s a powerful guy, but it’s always nice to see evidence that one has long coattails back home. Scalise did a strong TV ad for Eric Skrmetta in the incumbent’s hotly contested PSC race, and it helped reverse what looked like a doomed re-election bid by Skrmetta. Scalise’s congressional district overlaps the most populated parts of Skrmetta’s PSC district. Which brings us to …

DA LOOZAS 1. The Democratic Party — Southern

populism is officially dead. Mary Landrieu and Edwin Edwards tried to give it a last hurrah, which is ironic considering they often fought one another in their heyday.

Landrieu’s legendary clout — and her undisputed record of delivering for Louisiana in hard times — was no match for the virulent anti-Obama sentiment among white voters, who have deserted the Democratic Party in droves over the past 30 years.

That bodes ill for Democrats seeking higher office in the statewide elections next year. For his part, Edwards lost his relevance when he entered federal prison more than a decade ago. The doddering Silver Zipper’s pathetic race for Congress in the 6th District was less a last hurrah than a political sideshow for a fawning national media that can’t let go of their favorite cliches about our food and our politics being so spicy.

2. Mitch Landrieu — The mayor may

not want to admit it, but his sister’s defeat in the Senate race means he can forget about running for governor next

year. If he does run, the only thing he’ll accomplish is guaranteeing the election of David Vitter. Like his sister, Mitch Landrieu will be easily tied to Obama if he tries to run statewide next year. (The president endorsed the mayor’s re-election in January and will still be president — and unpopular — next autumn.) That should make it easy for the mayor to keep his campaign promise to serve out his second term.

3. Jefferson business leaders —

Four years ago, business and civic leaders in Jefferson successfully backed a slate of “reform” candidates for the Jefferson Parish School Board. The new board majority refused to deal with the teachers union and made other moves that endeared them to the business community. This go-round, the union fought back and recaptured a board majority. It’s not a fatal blow to the business folks, but they need to regroup for parish and state elections next year.

4. Higher education — Thanks to the passage of Constitutional Amendments 1 and 2 on Nov. 4, Louisiana’s public colleges and universities are now the only major budget item that can be cut when money gets tight in Baton Rouge. And as long as Bobby Jindal is governor, money will be very tight.

5. Senior judges — A proposed constitutional amendment to remove the mandatory retirement age for judges failed on Nov. 4. Judges can serve out their terms once they reach the age of 70, but they cannot run again after that.

6. The Duck Dynasty Robertsons — Their show may once have been a

runaway hit, but politically the Robertsons are a one-hit wonder. They made quite a splash in their first political outing with the election of Vance McAllister in the 5th Congressional District last year, and when he tanked amid a sex scandal the Robertson clan tried to rebound by pushing one of its own this year. Zach Dasher, a nephew of Phil Robertson, ran a close third on Nov. 4. McAllister finished a distant fourth. Worse than the Robertsons’ declining political fortunes, their show’s ratings are sinking fast as well.

7. Bobby Jindal — The governor’s

persistently low approval ratings in Louisiana have neutered him as a political force, but truth be told he didn’t have coattails when he was popular. Nature abhors a vacuum. So does power. Jindal stayed on the sidelines (when he actually was in Louisiana) during the Nov. 4 primary, and he played at most a cameo role in the Dec. 6 runoff elections. That left a void that the governor’s intramural nemesis David Vitter was only too happy (and able) to fill. Insiders have known for a while that Vitter is the real power in the state GOP, but now it’s official. That will weaken Jindal’s hand in the upcoming legislative session — and in next year’s statewide elections, which unofficially began last week.

NEWS VIEWS SCUTTLEBUTT Quotes of the week Mary Landrieu edition

“Oh, Lord, no.” — Outgoing Sen. Mary Landrieu to Politico Dec. 10, when asked if she intended to run for office again.

She quickly amended her statement to say she hadn’t entirely ruled out running for the Louisiana governorship or Senate again: “I’m not going to say a definite ‘no’ about any of those two. I’ve been trained to never say no. But it is highly, highly unlikely.” Landrieu gave her farewell speech to her Senate colleagues Dec. 11, saying she felt “extraordinary peace” since her defeat.

“I think K Street would welcome [Mary Landrieu] with open arms. She’s extremely attractive to K Street because of her favorable views on business.” — Ivan Adler, a headhunter at The McCormick Group, a Virginia-based headhunting firm that works in Washington D.C., as quoted in Politico. “K Street” is the catchall nickname for Washington lobbying firms.

Writers Anna Palmer and Burgess Everett also quoted the head of a D.C. law firm’s lobbying practice, who said that of this year’s 50 departing House members and 12 Senators, “The most likely person to be successful is Mary.”

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Gov. Bobby Jindal told Fox News Dec. 7 that if he decides to run for president, it will be because he’s improved Louisiana. How has his leadership affected the state?

Jindal prayer guide needs an update

In August 2011, Texas Gov. Rick Perry did two things: declared his run for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination and held a huge prayer rally called “The Response” at an arena in Houston. Gov. Bobby Jindal, meanwhile, has said he’ll announce after the New Year whether he’ll seek the 2016 nomination — and has now scheduled his own “The Response” prayer rally at the Pete Maravich Assembly Center in Baton Rouge Jan. 24.

But the similarities don’t end there.

An official “7-Day Prayer Guide” for attendees at the Jindal rally warns, “And let us not forget that we are only six years from the tragic events of Hurricane Katrina, which rendered the entire Gulf Coast powerless.”

Six years? That would put Katrina and the federal floods in the summer of 2008, three years into the recovery. Other data points in the guide are similarly out of date, including references to tornados “this year” in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and Joplin, Missouri; and “same-sex marriage is legal in six states” (it’s now 35).

Since all those facts were true in 2011, when Perry held his rally, and since much of the language on Jindal’s rally website is identical to that of Perry’s rally website, it seems Jindal “borrowed” Perry’s 2011 guide. An update might be in order, considering that Louisianans are unlikely to forget exactly when Hurricane Katrina occurred.

— KEVIN ALLMAN

Doctors in the House Fleming may run for Vitter’s seat

“The doctor is in the House, and now he’s going to the Senate,” crowed U.S. Sen. David Vitter on Dec. 6 at the election night victory party for fellow Republican Bill Cassidy. It’s possible Louisiana could have two doctors in the Senate by 2016. U.S. Rep. John Fleming, R-Minden — a former U.S. Navy physician and family doctor in private practice — told the magazine Roll Call last week that he’s interested in the seat currently held by U.S. Sen. David Vitter, who already has formed an exploratory committee to run for governor next year.

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“I’m very interested in that possibility,” Fleming told Roll Call. “Sen. Vitter is quite conservative, and I think we need to replace a good strong conservative with another conservative.”

Fleming added he had been “talking with folks back home” about the possibility.

Should Vitter win the governorship and step down from the Senate, he would appoint his own temporary successor, who would have a clear advantage in the November 2016 election.

Fleming was first elected from Louisiana’s 4th Congressional District in 2008 and has been a reliably conservative vote on fiscal and social issues, serving as a member of the Tea Party Caucus founded by Minnesota U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, who chose not to seek re-election this year. — KEVIN ALLMAN

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2015 election features host of statewide offices

Election season finally over?

Dream on. Prospective candidates already are casting their eyes to 2015, when Louisiana will elect a new governor and lieutenant governor. A total of six statewide offices will be up for grabs, along with all 144 state legislative seats and more than 1,000 local and parish offices across the state.

Last week, Burl Cain, warden of the Louisiana State Penitentiary (aka Angola), said he may be running for governor. Cain told Baton Rouge TV station WBRZ he was praying about the issue.

“I guess what I’m looking for is a really good poll,” he said.

Cain served for two decades on the state’s Civil Service Commission and was inducted into the Louisiana Political Hall of Fame in 2002. Meanwhile, East Baton Rouge Mayor Kip Holden held a press conference last week to announce his intention to run for lieutenant governor.

The Advocate ran a photo of Holden at his announcement, where he wore a sticker reading, “I’ve been Kipnotized.”

Besides Cain, the field of likely gubernatorial candidates

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includes Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne, U.S. Sen. David Vitter and Public Service Commissioner and former Lt. Gov. Scott Angelle, all Republicans. On the Democratic side, state Rep. John Bel Edwards of Amite has announced his intention to run.

Those who have announced or expressed interest in becoming lieutenant governor include two parish presidents, Plaquemines’ Billy Nungesser and Jefferson’s John Young, as well as state Sen. Elbert Guillory of Opelousas. All three are Republicans.

— KEVIN ALLMAN

Cops not happy with pay hike

FOP says 5 percent raise won’t keep officers on duty

Better row your boat

Can’t moor it on Bayou St. John

District A City Councilwoman Susan Guidry announced on Dec. 9 that Mosquito, Rodent and Termite Control Board employees would begin enforcing a new ordinance to prohibit the mooring of boats along Bayou St. John. The New Orleans City Council passed that ordinance in September.

New signage along Bayou St. John also informs boaters that boats left unattended for 24 hours will be impounded by the New Orleans Police Department.

By Dec. 9, eight kayaks and one small boat on Bayou St. John near Moss Street and Orleans Avenue were slapped with neon green stickers, reading, “This items [sic] has been left unintended [sic] in violation of City Code Section 170-62. If this item is not removed within 48 hours of the date of notice, it shall be subjected to NOPD impoundment.”

Guidry told Gambit that since she took office in 2010, residents have complained frequently about abandoned boats in the neighborhood. “The boats collect standing water, which can harbor breeding mosquitoes, and they attract snakes, rats and other vermin,” she said. “The initial sweep performed by Mosquito Control on Monday, Dec. 8 confirmed that mosquitoes were breeding in some of the abandoned boats.”

Guidry said the boats also are hazards to children and, if the boats drift into the bayou, obstruct a public right of way. “My ordinance does not seek to prohibit use of the bayou but to encourage individuals to take personal responsibility for their private property,” she said. — ALEX WOODWARD

Hispanic health care

Report says cost greatest barrier to treatment

Last week, Puentes New Orleans, Committee for a Better New Orleans and the New Orleans Health Department released the results of a Hispanic health survey (“I Don’t Know Where to Go: Latino Community Health Issues in New Orleans”) in which 275 people between the ages of 25 and 40 participated. Nearly all had immigrated to New Orleans — more than half of

the respondents are from Honduras.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, more than 5 percent of Orleans Parish is Hispanic or Latino.

Nearly half of the respondents had sought medical care over the last two years, while 25 percent had never received checkups from a doctor. Of those who did receive medical care, 38 percent went to community clinics and 24 percent went to emergency rooms — in most cases to receive non-emergency care.

The survey found that respondents’ greatest barrier to health care is cost, while 21 percent said they didn’t know where to go to receive care. Puentes found that only eight of 29 community clinics and area hospitals have Spanish-speaking employees (only 13 percent of respondents read English, while 21 percent can speak English fluently).

The most common health issues among respondents are high blood pressure, high cholesterol, obesity, dental issues, alcohol abuse and mental health issues.

“While the results of the report are concerning, they are extremely informative and have already helped direct our work,” Health Department Director Charlotte Parent said in a statement.

Parent said the city is working to improve language access at community health clinics via 504HealthNet. As first reported by NOLA.com | The Times-Picayune, District B City Councilwoman LaToya Cantrell plans to introduce a motion next year aiming to create sweeping changes to assist Spanish-speaking residents, particularly in health and city services, including more Spanish-speaking employees at City Hall. One solution, according to Cantrell, is introducing a municipal ID card similar to cards issued in California, New Jersey and New York that identify residents (a program that would seem to run counter to the state’s hard-line anti-immigration policies). Cantrell’s office says there’s no concrete plan yet, but a City Council motion is forthcoming. — ALEX WOODWARD

Clarification

In the restaurant review, “In the dog house” (Eat + Drink, Dec. 9, ), Gambit referred to Dis & Dat as a “branch of the Dat Dog empire.” The restaurants have similar names, share many menu items and Dis & Dat owner Skip Murray is a founder and co-owner of Dat Dog, but the two are separate businesses.

BOUQUETS + brickbats ™ heroes + zeroes The Galatoire Foundation raised more than $35,000 for Lighthouse Louisiana and Liberty’s Kitchen at its annual Christmas table auction Dec. 1.

Lighthouse Louisiana serves blind and vision-impaired people, and Liberty’s Kitchen provides job training and healthy meals for at-risk youth. Since 2006, the foundation has raised more than $1 million for local charities.

Ronald McDonald House Charities of Greater New Orleans

awarded $10,000 to Special Olympics Louisiana Nov. 17. The grant will fund “Olympic Town” at the 2015 State Summer Games. Special Olympics Louisiana offers year-round athletic competition to children and adults with intellectual disabilities.

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation

granted $280,000 to the Sankofa Community Development Corporation for its Health, Education, Agriculture and Leadership (HEAL) project, which promotes healthy lifestyles in schools.

The HEAL program currently is in place at ARISE Academy and will expand to St. Paul Lutheran School next year.

Janet Smith,

a New Orleans bail bondswoman, pleaded guilty to fraud in U.S. District Court Dec. 4 for allowing an unlicensed bondsman to use her name, insurance information and license for as long as six years until 2012. Smith will be sentenced in March and faces up to five years in prison.

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Along with the New Orleans City Council’s Dec. 11 passage of a city employee minimum wage raise to $10.10, the council also approved the 2015 city budget’s 5 percent pay raise for New Orleans Police Department (NOPD) employees. The Police Association of New Orleans and the Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) said the raise isn’t enough to slow attrition in the ranks, as the force has dropped to a little more than 1,000 officers. (NOPD graduated 27 recruits Dec. 5 and another recruit class expects to graduate in early 2015.)

FOP president Jim Gallagher pressed the City Council for a larger raise, but District B City Councilwoman LaToya Cantrell said that conversation won’t happen until NOPD reveals the results of its promised reforms following devastating reports showing botched sexual assault responses, among other findings from the Office of Inspector General.

“I would be happy to entertain an additional raise … given improvement on the force,” Cantrell said. “That needs to happen.… But when babies who are infected [with sexually transmitted diseases] are turned back to their parents, and when women are told that when they know the man it ‘doesn’t count,’ let’s talk about improvement, and I know for a fact that this council will continue to be for increased wages.”

“That’s an ongoing investigation,” Gallagher said to Cantrell. “You just tarnished 1,075 men with the actions of a few.” Gallagher then repeated, “Shame on you!” as he stormed out of the Council Chamber.

The municipal employee pay raise impacts more than 40 positions

for which the base pay was $7.25.

Both measures go into effect Jan. 1.

— ALEX WOODWARD

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COMMENTARY

thinking out loud

‘Giving up on the South’

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ary Landrieu’s loss to Bill Cassidy in the Dec. 6 runoff will leave the Deep South without a Democratic U.S. senator for the first time in several generations. It also puts Landrieu’s seat in Republican hands for the first time since 1883. That’s a 180-degree reversal from the early 1960s, when every senator from the Deep South was a Democrat. Many are analyzing the GOP’s decades-long surge in the South, but not all are reading the latest election results correctly.

There probably was no mathematical way for Landrieu to win this race, given the widespread unpopularity of President Barack Obama across the nation — not just the South — and the amount of money spent against Landrieu. In addition, Landrieu’s national Democratic supporters concluded after Nov. 4 that she was a lost cause and pulled nearly $2 million in TV time.

The Center for Public Integrity calculated that Landrieu ran only 100 commercials in the month leading up to the runoff, while Cassidy ran 6,000. Landrieu felt the sting of abandonment, saying, “You know, they walked away from this race.”

Walking away from this and every other Southern race is also what Michael

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Tomasky, a columnist for The Daily Beast, prescribed last week as a solution for Democrats. In a widely discussed column, Tomasky decried the “reactionary, prejudice-infested place [Landrieu] comes from,” and suggested to Democrats, “Forget about it. Forget about the whole fetid place. Write it off. Let the GOP have it and run it and turn it into Free-Market Jesus Paradise. The Democrats don’t need it anyway.”

That argument has been made elsewhere in recent years — by University of Maryland political scientist Thomas F. Schaller in his 2008 book Whistling Past Dixie: How Democrats Can Win Without the South, and in an ugly, bigoted fashion by Chuck Thompson in his 2012 book Better Off Without ’Em: A Northern Manifesto for Southern Secession.

Like them, Tomasky is dead wrong.

Despite its recent red turn, the South was, for much of recent history, a Democratic stronghold. After Landrieu’s defeat, The Washington Post published an excellent infographic charting Southern Senate seats from 1860 to the present — showing unbroken lines of blue for most of the 20th century. Red-blue maps that break down voting patterns by parish (or county) rather than by state show something else: The South is, by and large, “purple,”

rather than a solid sea of red. (That sea of red is actually the Midwest, but pundits like Tomasky never suggest that national Democrats abandon Kansas.)

Furthermore, the election of a Republican over an incumbent Democrat anywhere diminishes Democratic power, principles and ideas elsewhere, and vice-versa. The Washington Examiner’s Timothy P. Carney — hardly a Democratic sympathizer — points out, accurately, that without Southern senators, the Democrats would not have seized the Senate in 2001, and that, more recently, the Affordable Care Act never would have passed Congress.

Brandon Friedman, a Shreveport native who’s now deputy assistant secretary at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, responded to Tomasky by sending out a red-blue chart of voting patterns in the 2012 presidential election. Of the South’s 50 largest cities, only 12 voted Republican. “Perspective on Southern conservatism: Landrieu carried parishes of 3 largest Louisiana cities — New Orleans, Baton Rouge & Shreveport — 64-36,” he wrote.

“If you think the South is conservative, here’s perspective: Rural areas certainly are.

But Southern cities are blue.”

Tomasky would have Democrats forsake some of their most loyal voters: blue-collar workers, union members and particularly African-Americans, 94 percent of whom voted for Landrieu over Cassidy. “Trying to win Southern seats is not worth the ideological cost for Democrats,” Tomasky wrote.

Strange, since Tomasky seems to think it well worth the ideological cost to throw black and poor Southerners under the bus.

In recent years Republicans have co-opted the populist position once assumed by Democrats — that’s Democrats’ fault. It’s also true that much of the anti-Landrieu sentiment actually was animus toward Obama.

“There always has been a kind of workingclass populism in the South, and it always came to grief over race,” wrote Esquire’s Charles P. Pierce in rebuttal to Tomasky.

“But it’s 2014, and forging an actual alliance of working people, black and white, in the places that need it the most, is a worthwhile effort whether it fails initially or not.

To abandon the people trying to forge that alliance — and, therefore, to abandon the people on whose behalf that alliance is being forged — would be political malpractice of the highest order.”

We agree.

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BLAKE PONTCHARTRAIN™ Questions for Blake: askblake@gambitweekly.com

Hey Blake,

Is there one spot where a person can find the locations of all the painted utility boxes in the city?

Phylliss Deckerman

Dear Phylliss,

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I pride myself on not only being a source of historical knowledge about our fair city, but also helping make that information even more accessible. Your question to Ol’ Blake about the “New Orleans Street Gallery” art project, the praises of which we’ve sung in these pages, prompted the organizers to post their list online.

First, some background: As we told you in July, the utility box art project is the brainchild of Jeannie Paddison Tidy, who started a similar art project in San Diego, California. She brought the idea to New Orleans in 2006, at a time when our city needed all the help it could get after Hurricane Katrina. Her project has since turned more than three dozen gray utility boxes into public works of art.

The endeavor falls under the auspices of Community Visions Unlimited, the Arts Council of New Orleans and local neighborhood groups. Volunteers help clean and prime the utility boxes, then artists submit designs they would like to paint on them. If an artist’s design is selected, he or she is given paint for the project

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Artist Anthonyka Ferdinand painted this utility box on the neutral ground at the corner of Fontainebleau Drive and Nashville Avenue.

P H O T O B Y K A N D A C E P O W ER G R AV E S

and a small cash stipend.

More than a dozen boxes have been finished in Lakeview. Another 16 are in the Mid-City and Carrollton areas and five more are Uptown and in the university section.

The list you asked about is now posted at www.cvunola.org and www.bestofneworleans.com.

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his week marks what would have been the 75th birthday of an enigmatic but extraordinary New Orleans musical genius — James Booker.

Born Dec. 17, 1939, in New Orleans, Booker was famously described by Dr. John as “the best black, gay, one-eyed junkie piano genius New Orleans has ever produced.” Filmmaker Lily Keber did a masterful job of documenting the R&B piano legend’s life and musical career in the 2013 documentary Bayou Maharajah. In the film, Booker’s friend and musical protege Harry Connick Jr. says, “There’s nobody that could even remotely come close to his playing ability.” Friends and fellow musicians also share stories of his eccentric and self-destructive ways.

Later known as “The Black Liberace” for his flamboyant performances, Booker was addicted to drugs and once pulled a gun onstage during a performance at Tipitina’s.

Growing up on the Mississippi Gulf Coast in the care of his grandparents, he began playing music as a teenager and had modest success as “Lil Booker.” He spent time behind bars

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at Angola, which he sang about in one of his most famous songs: “Junco Partner.” Dr. John and Harry Connick Jr. were students of Booker’s style.

As Booker’s recording career developed in the 1970s, he toured with and appeared on albums by Ringo Starr, Aretha Franklin, The Doobie Brothers and Jerry Garcia, but he’s best remembered as a solo artist.

He performed extensively in Europe before returning to New Orleans in the 1980s, where he struggled to find gigs, though he had a regular one at the Maple Leaf. In 1983, years of drug abuse and mental illness finally claimed his life. He was just 43..

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THE

RUNAWAY INDUSTRY

Tax incentive credits for ‘Hollywood South’:

Can cash-strapped Louisiana not afford them, or not afford to lose them?

What’s happening to the North Carolina movie industry may provide some answers.

This is the first in a two-part series.

Part 2 will appear in next week’s Gambit.

BY MAT T BRENNAN

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In the 1990s, when films and television series such as The Big Easy, JFK, Orleans and Primary Colors set up production locally, observers predicted boom years ahead. In one local news segment, excerpted in a commemorative documentary on “The New LA Filmmakers” produced for the New Orleans Film Festival, those interviewed predicted that the year 2000 would see Louisiana rank with New York and Los Angeles as a production capital. “[O]ne way or the other, the demand for movies, whatever form they take, will likely still be around,” the correspondent ventured. “And Louisiana has a good chance to be center screen and up close when the call for action rings out.”

By the millennium’s turn, however, these dreams of grandeur proved premature. As Canada’s favorable exchange rate and production incentives drew the industry away from the United States, the amount of direct spending on

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t the opening night of the New Orleans Film Festival in October, merriment prevailed inside the Civic Theatre in downtown New Orleans. On hand for the U.S. premiere of the locally-shot Black and White, local actors, producers, technicians and cinephiles celebrated another entry in the annals of “Hollywood South,” the industry built since former Gov. Mike Foster signed the state’s film tax incentive program into law in 2002. As New Orleans Film Society Executive Director Jolene Pinder introduced the film, she noted a statistic borne out by the crews populating city streets, plantation houses and sleepy bayous from here to Shreveport.

Hollywood South is “the No. 1 hub for film production,” Pinder said. The crowd went wild.

In 2012, according to a study prepared for the state-run pro-business group Louisiana Economic Development, film and television production generated more than $1 billion in sales at businesses in Louisiana, along with $718 million in household earnings from 14,000 jobs.

As in silver screen fairy tales, however, the rags-to-riches narrative of Hollywood South bears only partial resemblance to a more complicated reality. In order to win the competition for “runaway productions” — the industry term for films and television series fleeing the high costs of Hollywood — Louisiana’s tax incentives have transformed from an inducement into a necessity. To eliminate, reduce or cap the credits would risk a precipitous decline in local production, but offering a permanent tax break of more than 30 percent to one of the world’s most lucrative creative businesses is questionable at a time when Louisiana’s budget crises are forcing deep cuts elsewhere.

Though analysts, public officials and industry figures may disagree as to the budgetary and overall economic consequences of the tax incentives, most agree the continued success of Louisiana film and television production depends on the credits themselves — for better and, perhaps, for worse.

State legislatures across the country are debating the value of similar programs, asking if an industry so heavily subsidized by taxpayer monies can be considered “independent” and “self-supporting” — particularly if tax incentives, which originally were intended to “sunset” once the industry was established, become extended into perpetuity.

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“When it was first proposed, the state had this vision that we could create a cottage industry in Louisiana where our kids ... could go out and start to produce, direct and develop movies and [television] pilots,” says Leonard Alsfeld, president and CEO of FBT Film & Entertainment, a subsidiary of First Trust Corporation that offers “turnkey” services to outof-state production companies.

The original legislation provided for non-transferable credits, and Hollywood producers without Louisiana state tax liability faced a choice: Persuade Louisiana taxpayers to become investors, or move elsewhere. At least one project, a remake of the 1949 boxing drama The Set-Up, foundered, and Stuart Benjamin, the producer of Ray, starring Jamie Foxx, complained in the spring of 2003 that the incentives were “a tad more than an idle gesture.”

The legislature sprang into action, approving a measure later that year to make the credits transferable, meaning producers could sell their tax credits, which many of them do — essentially converting state funds into cash, rather than paying down taxes.

A 2007 revision cleared the state to purchase tax credits directly from investors at 72 s percent of face value, and in Jolene Pinder (front) say or ect Dir ive cut Exe y iet 2009 the legislature increased New Orleans Film Soc No. 1 hub for film production.

Hollywood South is the the buy-back rate to 85 percent.

G ER B ER Taken together, these changes P H OT O BY C H ER Y L made the credits more liquid, more valuable and more secure, leading to the recent explosion in film and television productions.

In 2003, 15 productions with $79.6 million in film and television in New Orleans declined by more Louisiana expenditures were granted $34.1 million in than 50 percent between 1996 and 1999. The lesson credits; in 2012, 91 productions with $717.2 million in was clear.

Louisiana expenditures were granted $222.8 million “Hollywood has no loyalty,” says Todd Lewis, a in credits. producer on Black and White and a production “It was a monster change in the direction of manager on The Fantastic Four, filmed in Baton the state,” Alsfeld says. “That single decision is the Rouge and slated for release next year. “They’re going reason why, last year, we had the largest number to go wherever the best deal is.” of $100 million films in the world [shot in the state In 2002, then-State Sen. Jay Dardenne (now of Louisiana].” lieutenant governor) and former State Rep. Bryant Though state officials and industry advocates cite Hammett sponsored the legislation that inaugurated infrastructure development, the size and skill of the the current tax incentive program. In its first labor pool, the temperate climate, the state’s varied iteration, the law provided a sales tax exemption to geography and Louisiana hospitality as elements in productions with budgets exceeding $250,000; a 10 the success story, the tax incentives are and always to 20 percent tax credit on local wages; and a 10 to have been the dominant factor in the growth of 15 percent tax credit to investors. (The lower rates Hollywood South. applied to productions with costs between $300,000 “Ten years ago there was really no motion picture and $1 million, while the higher rates applied to production in the state of Louisiana,” says Chris productions with costs higher than $1 million.)

Stelly, executive director of Louisiana Entertainment.

“We were looking at ways we thought we could “Now we’re talking about film as a major part of our diversify Louisiana’s economy and to bring in new economic DNA.” business and develop an opportunity for the creation “As long as the tax incentives are here, they of new jobs in the state in the creative world,” will always be determinative in bringing new Dardenne told Gambit. “We’ve far exceeded what we productions to the state,” Lewis says. “The business could have imagined back then.”

will always be in L.A. But L.A. will never be cheaper than New Orleans. L.A. will never be cheaper than Atlanta, either.”

The state’s motion picture tax credits once were intended to “sunset” gradually in 2010 and 2012 as Louisiana film and television production came into its own and became self-sustaining. That rollback was quietly revoked in 2009. Policymakers and taxpayers now are in a no-win situation: Extend the lucrative tax incentives indefinitely or watch the industry flee elsewhere.

North Carolina is an example of the latter scenario.

Over three decades, the Tar Heel State became a popular outpost of the film and television industry, due in large part to incentives similar to those in Louisiana. North Carolina developed an extensive film industry infrastructure and a pool of skilled labor. Producer Dino de Laurentiis even built a studio complex in the city of Wilmington, North Carolina in the 1980s, where he shot movies like King Kong Lives and Year of the Dragon.

Beginning Jan. 1, 2015, the state where The Hunger Games and Iron Man 3 were shot is slated to replace its current incentives, of which more than $83 million were claimed in 2012. Taking its place: a temporary $10 million grant program.

Critics of the decision contend that the state’s motion picture industry now faces dire consequences.

“As soon as the debate came up last year, we started to get phone calls from our clients,” says Johnny Griffin, director of the Wilmington Regional Film Commission. “Once you become an unattractive place to do business, your clients don’t call you up and say, ‘We were going to come to N.C. until

“Ten years ago there was really no motion picture production in the state of Louisiana, Now we’re talking about film as a major part of our economic DNA.” — Chris Stelly, executive director of Louisiana Entertainment

you changed the incentive program.’ They just go somewhere else.”

Guy Gaster, director of FilmNC, the state’s film commission, offers a more sanguine view. The long history of film and television production in North Carolina, the size of the state’s motion picture industry and the depth and maturity of the crew base will continue to draw new projects, Gaster says, though he acknowledges that the complexion of those projects may change.

“It definitely takes us out of consideration for some types of films, like your larger feature films,” Gaster says. “I don’t think we can take a leading role with them, but we can certainly play a supporting role.”

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The move to replace North Carolina’s current program, which offers a 25 percent tax rebate for qualified production expenses with a cap of $20 million per project, reflects a renewed emphasis on fiscal discipline by leaders of North Carolina’s Republican-controlled legislature and Republican Gov. Pat McCrory. The new law limits the state’s total outlay for all productions to $10 million, with no single project to receive more than $5 million, for the first six months of 2015 — at which point elected officials are expected to debate longer-term proposals regarding what inducements, if any, the state will offer the motion picture industry going forward.

“Worst case scenario, we end up with a severely reduced program, or an eliminated program, and the industry can’t survive,” Griffin says of the forthcoming legislative session. “Plain and simple.”

The scrutiny directed at the North Carolina policy, passed as a 15 percent rebate in 2005 and raised to 25 percent in 2010 in order to compete with incentive programs in Louisiana and Georgia, follows the reduction or elimination of similar initiatives in Connecticut, Kansas, Missouri and Wisconsin, among other states. In contrast, California recently passed a measure to increase funding for its motion picture tax credits from $100 million to $330 million over the next five years in an effort to stanch the loss of film and television production. According to the National Conference of State Legislatures, 39 states and Puerto Rico currently offer such incentives.

In Louisiana, where the motion picture tax incentives are likely to be the subject of debate during fiscal legislative sessions in 2015 and 2017, officials continue to monitor developments elsewhere, according to State Sen. J.P. Morrell.

“We’re all closely watching the implosion in North Carolina,” he says. “The entire film industry

“Hollywood has no loyalty. They’re going to go wherever the best deal is.”

— Todd Lewis, producer of Black and White and a production manager on The Fantastic Four

abandoned North Carolina overnight. North Carolina is a graveyard.”

Asked if California’s new law is evidence that even the most highly developed motion picture infrastructure is no guarantee of an industry presence without a competitive incentive program, Morrell claims that it’s too early to tell.

He cites California’s “oppressive” tax structure and “convoluted” process for obtaining credits as reasons for production to remain in Louisiana.

“I will be more worried if lots of films and [television] shows that are scheduled here, if they all flee back to California, that will be a key red flag for the legislature,” he says. “Since California has passed that incentive program, we have seen no movement in our schedule of film productions.”

The film Black and White,

shot locally, premiered at the

Ever since Canadian cities lured film and television productions away from Hollywood in the 1990s, there’s been competition to bring “runaway productions” to other cities and states. Despite the cachet and jobs of Hollywood coming to town, the primary beneficiary of the interstate competition for productions is, of course, the motion picture industry itself. In 2002, five states offered a cumulative $1 million in tax incentives for film and television; by 2010, 40 states offered nearly $1.4 billion.

Warning that business will dry up should states decide to end or limit such policies is common, and even the mention of changes is enough to rattle producers, according to Alsfeld.

“It hurts the industry and stops progress while the debate occurs, and that’s unfortunate,” he says.

“They play into the hands of competitive states who love to see us flog our business. ... The minute you use that word, ‘cut,’ ‘limit,’ ‘cap,’ they go where there’s a better incentive.”

Since Louisiana adopted its current tax incentive program in 2002, each new round of proposed changes has been accompanied by similar words of caution from industry advocates — and each time, the revised law has emerged more, not less, lucrative for Hollywood.

In 2005, when former State Rep. Hammett proposed an annual $40 million cap on the total tax credits awarded, Malcolm Petal, chief executive of Louisiana Institute of Film Technology [LIFT] Productions, warned, “Any fundamental change will put us back at the beginning with all the other states that are starting a program like this, and we will have lost a significant advantage.” The revisions signed into law later that year ended up increasing the transferable investor tax credit to 25 percent on qualified spending, with no overall cap. (In 2007, an FBI and Internal Revenue Service investigation linked LIFT to a scandal involving former State Film Commissioner Mark Smith, who pleaded guilty to bribery charges; in 2009, Smith was sentenced to two years in federal prison.)

As the gradual “sunset” of the incentives approached (the credit was slated to decline to 20 percent in 2010 and 15 percent in 2012), a number

New Orleans Film Festiva l in October.

of states inaugurated or expanded competing programs, “We were in Michigan and Georgia’s taillights,” Baton Rouge-based producer George Kostuch said, In July 2009, the investor tax credit increased to 30 percent — and was made permanent. Louisiana’s Hollywood South rolled on.

Even a rather modest change laid out in Gov. Bobby Jindal’s 2013 tax plan, which called for a $1 million cap on the amount of each actor’s salary that productions could claim as a qualifying expenditure, led to further predictions of doom and gloom for Louisiana film production.

“If such a cap is instituted in Louisiana, it will likely result in the bankruptcy of all the major studio facilities in the state and the loss of more than 10,000 jobs,” Will French, president of the Louisiana Film & Entertainment Association [LFEA], wrote to LFEA members at the time, according to a report in The Times-Picayune. The proposed cap failed to materialize.

“The folks who created this program for the state, who are no longer working for the state, always intended this to be a path to a sustainable industry,” says Jan Moller, director of the Louisiana Budget Project, a fiscal watchdog group. “But if you listen to the industry themselves, they’ll say, ‘If you do anything to mess with these credits, we’ll go someplace else.’ An industry that can grow up in a state in the course of a decade can leave just as quickly.”

Supporters of Hollywood South tax incentives say these changes have bolstered a nascent industry that promises to define Louisiana’s economy for years to come.

“It has been consistently strengthened over the years, and it has paralleled the growth of the industry,” says Carroll Morton, manager of Entertainment Industry Development in Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s Office of Cultural Economy. “You can’t say that the two are not intertwined, because they are.”

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to create the infrastructure and skilled labor force necessary to succeed with reduced incentives. It would be “disastrous,” Morrell says, to rein in Louisiana’s motion picture tax credits before reaching that point.

But no amount of infrastructure, experience, training, interest or glamour is enough to keep film and television production tied down; the bottom line is all.

Southern California had been the industry’s home for about 80 years, when Canada and then several U.S. states, including Louisiana, lured enough business to emerge as serious competitors. Despite a 30-year track record of successful projects, sources say North Carolina is poised to lose

credits and withholding tax on “above-the-line” salaries for directors and stars, reduces the risk of more drastic and damaging changes to Louisiana’s incentive program in the future, according to Sherri McConnell, executive director of Louisiana Entertainment from 2007 to 2011 and principal of entertainment business consulting firm McConnell & Associates.

“The scare tactic that industry completely dries up with any tweak in the program isn’t necessarily true if we do it smartly,” McConnell says.

“We cannot continue down this path in the same manner that we are. There is no question that the economic impact is diminishing every year. ... The businesses that have either expanded

“We’re all closely watching the implosion in North Carolina. The entire film industry abandoned North Carolina overnight. North Carolina is a graveyard.”

— State Sen. J.P. Morrell

several productions to other states next year as the debate over its incentive package continues.

Even Louisiana is not immune. In 2013, according to The Hollywood Reporter, Georgia surpassed Louisiana in total certified production expenditures, $979 million to $800 million.

Indeed, as state legislators in Baton Rouge and across the country debate the merits of motion picture tax incentives in the face of substantial budget shortfalls, the political pressure to revise such programs continues to mount. Implementing cost-saving measures now, including overall or per-project caps on the

or developed to support Hollywood production will rely on those tax credits and government subsidies in perpetuity if it stays the way it is, and that’s just not a good economic development strategy.”

Next week: Part 2 — When it comes to state incentives for Hollywood South, what do Louisiana taxpayers get for their money?

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1. Knit gets funky with a luxury handmade fringe cowl in eggplant heather by Spratters & Jayne, $260 at SOPO (629 N. Carrollton Ave., 504-609-2429; www.soponola.com).

2. No tan? No problem. The Snooki by Nicole Polizzi Special Occasion Ultra Dark BB Bronzer gives skin a red carpet glow, $80 at You Ca Tan (2401 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Kenner, Suite 12, 504-464-6888; www.youcatan.com).

3. Challenge your friends to a real race.

A $30 gift card to NOLA Motorsports Park (11075 Nicolle Blvd., Avondale, 504-302-4875; www.nolamotor.com) treats your favorite speed demon to two 10-minute heats of arrive-and-drive kart racing on Mondays (weekend price, $25 per 10 minutes).

4. Inspire curiosity with a visit to the Louisiana Children’s Museum (420 Julia St., 504-523-1357; www.lcm.org) and bring the solar system home with this 360-degree rotating Smithsonian Planetarium Projector, $44.99.

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5. City Park: Magnificient Balance of Art, Nature, and Play, $40, a coffee table book about City Park, comes with lagniappe: two free tickets to Celebration in the Oaks when the book is purchased through the site (www.neworleanscitypark. com/city-park-book) or City Park’s administration office (1 Palm Drive, 504-482-4888; www.neworleanscitypark.com).

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6. The Times Square Kiss souvenir ornament commemorates V-J Day on Aug. 14, 1945, $19.99 at The National World War II Museum Store (945 Magazine St., 504528-1944, ext. 244; www.store. nationalww2museum.org).

7. A young fashionista will feel sassy in rose-hued leather boots, $85 at Haase’s (8119 Oak St., 504866-9944; www.haases. com) 8. Among the many leather goods at Bally (The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., Suite 103, 504-5815849; www.bally.com), the Haul Bag, $1,497, stands out with its clipper detail and unisex flair.

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9. This T-DUX 2.0 stainless steel vaporizer ($79.99) has two batteries, two tanks, a USB adapter and a wall adaptor.

Add flavor with vanilla juice ($7.99). Available at Vapors Inn (4439 Veterans Memorial Blvd., 504-265-0525; www.facebook.com/ VaporsInnNOLA).

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10. A gift for all ages, this sterling silver charm bracelet, $98, can be personalized with NOLA-centric charms, $35-$40 each at Sterling Silvia (41 French Market Place, 504-299-9225; 4861 Magazine St., 504-3095806; www.sterlingsilvia.myshopify.com).

11. From seafood cooking tips to wine pairing suggestions, this 170-recipe cookbook has it all. Ralph Brennan’s New Orleans Seafood Cookbook, $35 at www.ralphbrennancookbook.com (autographed copies available).

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12. Bring classic European shaving culture stateside with this double-edged, adjustable Merkur Solingen razor, $110, and Aidan Gill shave oil, $25 at Aidan Gill (550 Fulton St., 504-566-4903; 2026 Magazine St., 504-587-9090; www.aidangillformen.com).

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an array of Swordfish is compound plated at Criollo. butters to P H OTO BY the bread, is C H ER Y L G ER B ER house-made.

Buck selects custom olive oils from California farms. In view of the hotel’s iconic rooftop sign, Munguia grows herbs. The citrusy bite of lemongrass and the velvety sweetness of chocolate mint appear in a menu that changes seasonally, or whenever the mood strikes, according to Buck.

“People see when you’re taking that approach to detail,” he says.

“We have fun. [It’s not like] a lot of kitchens. We want the cooks to express themselves.”

The kitchen staff’s international background often influences the menu. Buck says many of his cooks joined the team after Hurricane Katrina, barely knowing how to chop an onion. Now they rival the staff of the best kitchens in town, he says.

The proteges and prodigies hail from places like Morocco and South Africa, and include pastry chef Minh Duong, whose spun-sugar roses and Yule logs boggle the eye with their realism.

Criollo’s reveillon menu features five courses for $68. Guests can wait for a table in the adjacent lounge, which often features live music, or in the famous Carousel Bar. Buck, Maynard and Munguia see the restaurant as a future landmark on par with the hotel.

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The English Tea Room’s Walker Alley Tea Garden (intersection of Lee Lane and Walker Alley, 985898-3988; www.englishtearoom.com) hosts a craft fair from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 20 featuring crafts, live music, demonstrations, facepainting and more. Local vendors include Metal & Earth Designs, Golden Light Candlemaker and Rosemary’s Closet.

Fini (6250 General Diaz St., 504-304-0633; www. finiboutique.com) holds a shopping day for men from noon to 5 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 20. Women can put together wish lists prior to the event.

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Purchases are discounted 10 percent, and there will be complimentary Scotch or beer.

Feet First (200 Metairie Road, Metairie, 504-3249124; 526 Royal St., 504-569-0005; 4122 Magazine St., 504-899-6800; www.feetfirststores.com) holds a food drive for Second Harvest Food Bank through Dec. 24. Receive a 10 percent discount when you donate 10 canned goods or $10.

Metry Box & Gifts (3613 Airline Drive, Metairie, 504-833-5701; www.facebook.com/metrybox) holds a “sip-n-shop” event from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Saturday, Dec. 20 with free food and drinks.

Sotyo the World!

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he Hotel Monteleone is one of the city’s last grand hotels that hasn’t been acquired by a corporate subsidiary. At Criollo (214 Royal St., 504-681-4444; www. criollonola.com), the hotel’s two-yearold restaurant, the staff is jovial; a sous chef thinks nothing of handing me a spoon of creme brulee doused in flaming caramel liquor.

Creme brulee flambe typifies the creative freedom enjoyed by hotel executive chef Randy Buck, executive sous chef Jose Munguia and chef de cuisine Joe Maynard.

Their experiments receive prominent menu placement: diners can sample house-cured gravlax with tarragon and hibiscus salt and beef cheeks with charred sea scallops.

“Louisiana is notorious for blending traditions,” Munguia says.

“We grabbed paella and turned it into jambalaya. [Caribbean cuisine] became our gumbo.”

Criollo (a play on “Creole”) is modern but unpretentious, while nodding to the great traditions of the hotel and New Orleans’ food culture. Elegant stemware, white tablecloths and a three-station open kitchen could be borrowed from a stylish Manhattan restaurant. Comfortable leatherbound chairs, books linked to the hotel’s literary past, and windows overlooking Iberville Street’s miniature pine trees speak the language of New Orleans.

Criollo attracts a large local clientele. Almost everything, from

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che-like acidic levels in the Servers fill tacos and other items to order at presence of the restauTacos and Tequila. rant’s house-made roasted P H O T O BY C H ER Y L G ER B ER corn and mango salsa.

For those seeking red meat, the Americanized Mexwhat ican food favorite, carne asada, is an Tacos and Tequila unfortunate miss at Tacos and Tequila, where arriving unevenly in chalky, dried out or 800 S. Peters St., (504) 525-3474; strangely sinewy bites. The pork fillings www.tntnola.com are better seasoned and executed across the board, with sweet roasted when pineapple breathing new life into the lunch, dinner and late-night daily restaurant’s al pastor and crumbly, spice-packed chorizo, a particularly how much peppery option for those interested in inexpensive spicy heat. what works None of the dishes at Tacos and smoky mushroom and poblano Tequila break the Mexican mold, but filling; tamarind-jicama pickles the restaurant serves the neighborhood well, with quality, budget-friendly what doesn’t food that’s as easy to grab-and-go gummy corn tortillas; dry as it is to enjoy while relaxing with a carne asada souped-up paloma.

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familiar, satisfying and inexpensive Mexican fare

“There’s really no story behind the name Monkey Monkey except that we thought it was fun,” said Ryan Dempsey Dec. 10, as he and other Monkey Monkey Coffee and Tea (4641 S. Carrollton Ave.; www.facebook.com/monkeymonkeynola) employees painted finishing touches on the new space and arranged brightly colored chairs. The business officially opens this week.

Located in a corner spot in Mid-City, Monkey Monkey Coffee and Tea adds a daytime hangout to an area in need of an extra caffeine boost. The spacious coffee shop (which replaces a hookah bar) is breezy and sunny, with tables and couches meant for lounging. The menu features a wide selection of coffee drinks, including granitas, mochas and lattes, as well as specialty looseleaf teas and Italian sodas.

Monkey Monkey will serve pastries such as cinnamon rolls and cookies made in house, in addition to locally made bagels and cakes. Meal options will include BLTs and chicken salad sandwiches. — SARAH BAIRD

Cane and lunch table

Cane & Table (1113 Decatur St., 504581-1112; www.caneandtablenola.com) now serves lunch from noon to 3 p.m.

Wednesday through Friday. The menu includes small plates and a three-course prix fixe with a vegetarian and meat option for each course plus a beverage, all for $18.

There is a lunchtime cocktail menu featuring drinks from previous menus, as well as a few originals. Featured cocktails include Painkiller No. 5 (St. Lucia Pot Still Rum, Galliano, coconut milk, lime) and the East Bank sour (Bourbon, Jamaican rum, orange, lemon, Orgeat).

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uch like other popular culinary couples — bread and butter, peanut butter and jelly — tacos and tequila have a natural hand-in-glove fit. The Warehouse District’s recent addition — aptly named Tacos and Tequila — shines a spotlight on the twosome, offering inexpensive Mexican classics in playful, luchadorthemed environs.

The restaurant is divided into two sides — tacos on one, tequila on the other — with food and liquor flowing easily back-and-forth across the divide. The tequila side of the restaurant is visually stunning, with low-slung ceilings and a lengthy wall of mirrors creating the kind of understated atmosphere that’s ideal for a post-dinner drink or pre-show beverage. The bar impressively stocks a number of tequilas and cachacas worthy of exploration, but imbibers would be remiss if they didn’t begin their meal with the two-toned hibiscus paloma, which is refreshingly floral and balanced, while highlighting the tequila.

The taco side is structured similarly to the national chain Chipotle or local Mexican stalwart Felipe’s Taqueria. Diners queue in a cafeteria-style line and observe the assembly of the burrito or quesadilla of their choice.

Strangely, tacos are some of the least compelling menu items, with lackluster, gummy tortillas that could’ve been plucked from a grocery store shelf, and filling portions that make the tortillas appear to swallow the ingredients. The most promising filling for the tacos is the cooked-to-order and appropriately light and crispy Baja-style redfish, which seems like a southern California indulgence when topped with the sweet-tart pucker of tamarind-jicama pickles. These pickles might be an item that could be bottled and sold on their own.

While ho-hum tortillas plague other dishes as well, they are easier to overlook in light of well-thought-out meat and vegetable creations. The menu’s lone vegetarian option — a mix of smoky, roasted mushrooms and charred poblano chilies — is earthy and meaty, with the supple mushrooms and woodsy heat of the poblanos combining to form the perfect filling for a hulking, tightly packed burrito.

Louisiana shrimp are another top-flight filling option, with the plump shellfish brightened by a lemon-garlic burst and brought to cevi-

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Swan River Yoga (www.swanriveryoga.com) is expanding with the opening of Good Karma Cafe inside its Mid-City location (2940 Canal St., 504-301-3134), offering meals for health-conscious patrons to help keep a yoga glow going all day.

The jewel-toned, breezy restaurant serves a variety of Indian-influenced dishes for breakfast and lunch, including upma — a south Indian breakfast item featuring farina and coconut chutney — and a Malaysian curry bowl.

There also is a wide variety of smoothie, juice and tea combinations available, ranging from the “sweet tooth” juice (apple, beet and carrot) to the “throat affair” (kale, celery, parsley, ginger and lemon).

Good Karma is open from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Saturday.

— SARAH BAIRD

Pork ’n’ roll Chef Marcus Woodham

CHRISTMAS DAY BRUNCH

Make it a new tradition and celebrate Christmas with Chef Marcus and crew at Tivoli & Lee. 3-course Brunch menu $45 adults and $15 children. $10 bottomless Mimosa, and $14 unlimited Bloody Mary.

10:00 AM TO 3:00 PM TIVOLIANDLEE.COM • (504) 962 0909 • FREE VALET PARKING AT THE HOTEL MODERN • 2 LEE CIRCLE • NEW ORLEANS

Drive-By Truckers will perform at Hogs for the Cause (www. hogsforthecause.org) at New Orleans City Park’s Festival Grounds March 27-28, 2015. The two-day celebration of barbecue and Southern-style pig roasts is a fundraiser to support families and children dealing with pediatric brain cancer. Hogs for the Cause distributed more than $250,000 to charities following its events this year.

The 2015 music lineup also includes The Wood Brothers, J. Roddy Walston and The Business, Strand of Oaks, Hiss Golden Messenger, Tab Benoit, George Porter Jr. & the Runnin’ Pardners and others.

Discounted advance sales tickets, starting with $30 two-day passes, are available through Jan. 9, 2015 via the organization’s website.

The event will feature 90 teams cooking whole hogs and serving various barbecue and roasted pork dishes. Judges name the best whole hog, pork butt/shoulder and “Porkpourri” dishes.

Rene Louapre and Becker Hall founded Hogs for the Cause in 2008.

They expanded with a second Hogs for the Cause barbecue and music festival in Charleston, South Carolina. — WILL COVIELLO

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Lisa White Pastry chef Lisa White is executive pastry chef at Domenica, where she crafts signature desserts with a blend of history and playfulness.

White spoke with Gambit about her current holiday project, preserving Louisiana heritage recipes and her new role running (alongside Restaurant August pastry chef Kelly Fields) the forthcoming Willa Jean Bakery.

What’s the gingerbread project you’ve been working on?

What’s happening with Willa Jean Bakery?

W: We are super excited about Willa Jean. It’s an evolution of some ideas and goals that Kelly and I have had over the years for ourselves, and somehow they just came together as one for both of us. The timing came out right for us to charge forward and do it together. There’s definitely going to be a lot of bread and pastries, but we’re still working on the menu, so there’s nothing that’s totally lined out right now. We’re looking at everything and trying to put together something that gets us excited. The timeline is largely dependent on other things, but it’s coming in 2015.

What are your influences in shaping dessert menus?

W: I keep diving into historical foods that were here in New Orleans that aren’t anymore. … I would love to bring back some traditional things so I can keep them going.

I can see something like huckabucks being popular at [Pizza Domenica] during the summer, because they’re just such an easy, New Orleans-style thing. I love that aspect of treasuring things that are so New Orleans centric, and I love the thought of bringing something back, or something that’s starting to disappear a little, helping to bring it back to people’s memories.

There are some Cajun pastries that people have been showing me, and I’ve been trying to figure those out so they don’t disappear. I also want to bring them out so other people can see some of the things that are hidden in the cracks and corners of Louisiana. There’s just so much. — SARAH BAIRD

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White: I was working with Kieu [Tran], who was one of the past Chefs Move recipients [a scholarship program designed to diversify kitchen leadership] and with my pastry team at Domenica. We built a gingerbread replica of the [Roosevelt] hotel with Domenica inside of it and the Christmas lobby. We just dropped it off today over at NOLA Christmas Fest, which is at the [Ernest N. Morial] Convention Center.

It took three days of Kieu and myself working on it all day long, and then we had everyone else in and out of it — probably 100 hours. This is the first year I’ve done it, and the first project after Kieu graduated [from Chefs Move] and started her own business. It’s so cool that she was teaching me things and the evolution of our relationship was really nice. She does really amazing work. The Mr. Bingle she made out of gum paste — we wanted to do the Krewe of Jingle parade going by the hotel — it was spot on. She also made the clock lady that’s inside the lobby of the Roosevelt, and it’s inside the gingerbread Roosevelt Hotel, too.

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WINE of the week 2010 Nieto Senetiner Malbec Reserva MENDOZA, ARGENTINA RETAIL $14

One of the five classic Bordeaux blending grapes, malbec has not shown anywhere as well as it does in its New World home, Argentina. Original vine cuttings from France were initially introduced into the foothills of the Andes Mountains in the mid-19th century. The Lujan de Cuyo sub-region is situated just south of Mendoza, the most important center of Argentine wine production. Lujan de Cuyo has a moderate climate, and high altitudes and wide variations in daytime and nighttime temperatures allow thin-skinned malbec grapes to ripen slowly. Use of American oak in the fermentation and aging process adds elegance and approachability to the young wine but also bolsters aging potential. It offers aromas of plum and red cherry. On the palate, there’s a strong flavor of black currents and the wine leaves lingering notes of chocolate, tobacco and cherry. But the overall impression is light and properly balanced and, like many of the region’s malbecs, it exhibits solid overtones of acidity.

Decant 30 minutes before serving. Drink it with red meats and game. Buy it at: Hopper’s Cartes des Vins. Drink it at: Cafe Adelaide. — BRENDA MAITLAND

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The winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, is Sunday, Dec. 21. Getting through that darkest day may require some beer-related assistance, and Courtyard Brewery (1020 Erato St.; www. courtyardbrewing.com) can help.

Owners Scott Wood and Lindsay Hellwig are planning a 72-hour dark beer tap takeover called Dark Hours during the winter solstice. Through the weekend, the brewery and tap room will serve some of the city’s best dark stouts, porters, old ales and Belgians, including Bayou Teche Brewing’s Biere Noel (from a Courtyard Brewery owner Scott single batch of barrel-aged cherry porter), Wood updates the brewery’s NOLA Brewing’s Irish Channel Stout and menu board. barrel-aged Smoky Mary, Saint Arnold’s 20th Anniversary Ale (a barleywine) and P H O T O BY N O R A M C G U N N I G L E Southern Prohibition Brewing’s barrel-aged Mississippi Fire Ant. Wood and Hellwig will offer other special beers on tap as well, including Sierra Nevada’s Narwhal Imperial Stout, Terrapin Beer Company’s Wake ‘N’ Bake 10th anniversary beer and Turtleneck Gingerbread Winter Warmer and Anchor Brewing’s 2013 batch of its annual Christmas ale.

These are dark, hearty, warming beers, and Hellwig has designed a special 9-ounce tasting glass that commemorates the event. The glasses will be for sale with purchase of the dark beers. The brewery’s Dark Hours are 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.

Friday through Sunday (Dec. 19-21).

In other Courtyard news, the St. Clair Wood Fired Pizza food truck will be at the brewery from 2 p.m. to 9 p.m. Saturdays and La Cocinita will serve food from its truck from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Fridays starting Dec. 19.

After some technical difficulties, Wood has begun brewing and hopes several IPAs and a hibiscus pale ale will be available at the start of the new year.

— NORA McGUNNIGLE

Email Brenda Maitland at winediva1@bellsouth.net

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French Market Fare

2:30 p.m. Wednesday French Market, between Ursulines Avenue and Gov. Nicholls Street, (504) 522-2621; www.frenchmarket.org

www.southernfood.org/French-market-fare At the Wednesday edition of the Crescent City Farmers Market, chef Emily Marquis Vanlandingham of Locally Preserved (www.locallypreserved.com) demonstrates how to use flavored syrups and jams in holiday dishes.

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NOLA Brewing tappings at World of Beer

6 p.m. Thursday World of Beer, 4100 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 266-2689

www.wob.com/metairie The World of Beer chain opens its first Louisiana location in Metairie this week and hosts a NOLA Brewing tapping event. Irish Channel Stout with optional infusions will be available all day, and at 6 pm. there will be a tapping of a mystery firkin and an aged sour stout.

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6 p.m.-8:30 p.m. Thursday House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., (504) 310-4999; www.hob.com

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1 Annadele’s Plantation Restaurant

71518 Chestnut St., Covington, (985) 809-7669 www.annadeles.com

Savory cheesecake features caramelized onions, smoked shrimp and sauteed mushrooms.

2 Arnaud’s Restaurant

813 Bienville St., (504) 523-5433 www.arnaudsrestaurant.com

At brunch, Louisiana lump crabmeat and brie cheesecake is topped with sherry cream sauce.

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A wing and a prayer “We’re going to be meeting before Buffalo Wild Wings officially opens for business. It will be a time of prayer and devotion. ... We’re going to encourage people to stay for lunch, stay for sports. This is part of the partnership. We’ll help them with their business because they’re helping us.”

— Riverchase United Methodist Church’s Rev. Wesley Savage quoted in an AL.com story on holding Sunday morning prayer services at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Hoover, Alabama.

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Seasonal mushroom and chevre cheesecake is bruleed with salted balsamic sugar and served with balsamic reduction.

4 Jacques-Imo’s

8324 Oak St., (504) 861-0886 www.jacques-imos.com

The cheesecake here is filled with shrimp and alligator meat.

5 Palace Cafe

605 Canal St., (504) 523-1661 www.palacecafe.com

Crabmeat cheesecake has a pecan crust and is topped with sauteed wild mushrooms and Creole meuniere.

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www.talesofthecocktail.com The ninth annual Tales of the Cocktail holiday event features more than 45 local bartenders competing in a cocktail contest, and there is an award for the best dish from participating restaurants. John Lisi and Delta Funk performs. Tickets $40.

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Out 2 Eat is an index of Gambit contract advertisers. Unless noted, addresses are for New Orleans. Dollar signs represent the average cost of a dinner entree: $ — under $10; $$ — $11 to $20; $$$ — $21 or more. To update information in the Out 2 Eat listings, email willc@gambitweekly.com, fax 483-3116 or call Will Coviello at 483-3106.

Deadline is 10 a.m. Monday.

AMERICAN Colonial Bowling Lanes — 6601 Jefferson Hwy. Harahan, (504) 7372400; www.colonialbowling.net — The kitchen serves breakfast, and lunch and dinner menus include sandwiches, burgers, chicken wings and tenders, pizza, quesdaillas and more. No reservations.

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Somethin’ Else Cafe — 620 Conti St., 373-6439; www.somethingelsecafe.com — Combining Cajun flavors and comfort food, Somthin’ Else’s menu offers shrimp baskets, boudin balls, alligator corn dogs, burgers, po-boys and sandwiches.

No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, late-night Thu.Sat. Credit cards. $$

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Treasure Island Buffet — 5050 Williams Blvd., Kenner, (504) 4438000; www.treasurechestcasino. com — The all-you-can-eat buffet includes New Orleans favorites and dishes from a variety of national cuisines. No reservations.

Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

BAR & GRILL Bayou Beer Garden — 326 N. Jefferson Davis Pwky., (504) 3029357 — Head to Bayou Beer Garden for a 10-oz. Bayou burger served on a sesame bun. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner, late-night Fri.Sat. Credit cards. $ Down the Hatch — 1921 Sophie Wright Place, (504) 522-0909; www. downthehatchnola.com — The house-made veggie burger combines 15 vegetables and is served with sun-dried tomato pesto.

Delivery available. No reservations.

Lunch, dinner and late-night daily.

Credit cards. $ Lucy’s Retired Surfers’ Bar & Restaurant — 701 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 523-8995; www. lucysretiredsurders.com — This surf shack serves burgers, salads, tacos, entrees and more. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily, late night Thu.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ Perry’s Sports Bar & Grill — 5252 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 456-9234; www.perryssportsbarandgrill.com — The sports bar offers burgers, hot dogs, sandwiches, wraps, tacos, salads, steaks and bar noshing items. No reservations. Lunch, dinner and

late-night daily. Credit cards. $ The Rivershack Tavern — 3449 River Road, (504) 834-4938; www. therivershacktavern.com — This bar and music spot offers burgers, sandwiches and changing lunch specials. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ Warehouse Grille — 869 Magazine St., (504) 322-2188; www. warehousegrille.com — The menu features upscale bar food, burgers, steaks, seafood, salads, sandwiches and more. Reservations accepted. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily, brunch Fri.-Sun. Credit cards. $

BURGERS Charcoal’s Gourmet Burger Bar — 2200 Magazine St., (504) 644-4311; www.charcoalgourmetburgerbar. com — This burger specialist’s patty options include beef, bison, shrimp and veggie. No reservations.

Lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Cheeseburger Eddie’s — 4517 West Esplanade Ave., Metairie, (504) 455-5511; www.mredsno.com — This eatery serves a variety of specialty burgers, Mr. Ed’s fried chicken, sandwiches, po-boys, salads, tacos, wings and shakes. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

CAFE Antoine’s Annex — 513 Royal St., (504) 525-8045; www.antoines.com — The Annex is a coffee shop serving pastries, sandwiches, soups, salads and gelato. No reservations.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $ Breads on Oak — 8640 Oak St., Suite A, (504) 324-8271; www.breadsonoak. com — The bakery offers a range of breads, muffins, pastries and sweets. The breads include traditional, hand-shaped Parisian-style baguettes. No reservations. Breakfast Wed.-Sun., lunch Wed.-Sat. Credit cards. $ Cafe Freret — 7329 Freret St., (504) 861-7890; www.cafefreret.com — Casual dining options include burgers, sandwiches and daily lunch specials. Reservations accepted.

Lunch Fri.-Wed., dinner Mon.-Wed. and Fri.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $ Cafe NOMA — New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins C. Diboll Circle, (504) 482-1264; www. cafenoma.com — The cafe serves roasted Gulf shrimp and vegetable salad dressed with Parmesan-white balsamic vinaigrette.

Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Tue.-Sun., dinner Fri. Credit cards. $ Il Posto Cafe — 4607 Dryades St., (504) 895-2620; www.ilpostocafe-nola.com — The lunch and dinner menu features panini, Italian cheese boards, antipasti plates, pressed sandwiches, soups and salads.

No reservations. Breakfast and

lunch daily, dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Lakeview Brew Coffee Cafe — 5606 Canal Blvd., (504) 483-7001 — This casual cafe offers gourmet coffees and a wide range of pastries and desserts baked in house, plus a menu of specialty sandwiches and salads. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $

CHINESE Five Happiness — 3511 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 482-3935 — The large menu at Five Happiness offers a range of dishes from wonton soup to sizzling seafood combinations.

Delivery available. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$

COFFEE/DESSERT Angelo Brocato’s — 214 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 486-1465; www. angelobrocatoicecream.com — This sweet shop serves its own gelato, spumoni, Italian ice, cannolis, fig cookies and other treats. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ Rue de la Course — 1140 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 861-4343; www.facebook. comruedelacourse — The Lakeview sandwich features chicken or tuna salad dressed with lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise on a bagel and comes with a side. No reservations.

Breakfast and lunch daily. Cash only. $

CONTEMPORARY Bayona — 430 Dauphine St., (504) 525-4455; www.bayona.com — Sauteed Pacific salmon comes with choucroute and Gewurztraminer sauce. Reservations recommended.

Lunch Wed.-Sat., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ The Delachaise — 3442 St. Charles Ave., (504) 895-0858; www. thedelachaise.com — The bar offers a large selection of wines by the glass and a full restaurant menu.

No reservations. Lunch Fri.-Sun., dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$ Fulton Alley — 600 Fulton St., (504) 208-5569; www.fultonalley.com — The menu includes sandwiches, salads, meat pies, sliders, deviled eggs and smoked and fried chicken wings. Reservations recommended.

Lunch Fri.-Sun., dinner and latenight daily. Credit cards. $$ Ivy — 5015 Magazine St., (504) 899-1330 — Grilled lobster is served with arugula, roasted potatoes and corn. No reservations. Dinner and late-night Mon.-Sat. Credit Cards. $$ Suis Generis — 3219 Burgundy St., (504) 309-7850; www.suisgeneris. com — The constantly changing menu includes vegan dishes and house-made pasta. No reservations.

Dinner Wed.-Sun., late-night Thu.Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards

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Kosher Cajun New York Deli & Grocery — 3519 Severn Ave., Metairie, (504) 888-2010; www.koshercajun. com — This New York-style deli specializes in sandwiches. No reservations. Lunch Sun.-Thu., dinner Mon.-Thu. Credit cards. $

Antoine’s Restaurant — 713 St. Louis St., (504) 581-4422; www. antoines.com — Signature dishes include oysters Rockefeller, crawfish Cardinal and baked Alaska.

Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Mon-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ Bar Redux — 801 Poland Ave., (504) 592-7083; www.barredux.com — The mix of Creole and Caribbean fare includes jerk chicken and crawfish etouffee and cheese steaks are available. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Sat., dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$ Cafe Gentilly — 5325 Franklin Ave., (504) 281-4220; www.facebook.com/ cafegentilly — Crab cake Benedict is French bread topped with poached eggs, a hand-made crawfish sausage patty and hollandaise.

No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ Ignatius Eatery — 3121 Magazine St., (504) 899-0242; www.ignatiuseatery.com — The menu includes classic Creole dishes such as red beans and rice, speckled trout meuniere and crawfish etouffee as well as sandwiches, salads and pasta.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ The Landing Restaurant — Crowne Plaza, 2829 Williams Blvd., Kenner, (504) 467-5611; www.neworleansairporthotel.com — The Landing serves Cajun and Creole dishes with many seafood options. No reservations.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

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Palace Cafe — 605 Canal St., (504) 523-1661; www.palacecafe.com — Creative Creole dishes include crabmeat cheesecake topped with Creole meuniere. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sunday. Credit cards. $$$ Olivier’s Creole Restaurant — 204 Decatur St., (504) 525-7734; www. olivierscreole.com — Eggplant Olivier features flash-fried eggplant medallions served with shrimp, chicken, andouille and crawfish tails in garlic, basil and brandy sauce. Reservations recommended.

Lunch Tue.-Sat., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Roux on Orleans — Bourbon Orleans, 717 Orleans Ave., (504) 571-4604; www.bourbonorleans.com — This restaurant offers contemporary Creole dishes including barbecue shrimp, redfish couvillion, gumbo and catfish and shrimp dishes. Reservations accepted. Breakfast daily, dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ Tableau — 616 St. Peter St., (504) 934-3463; www.tableaufrenchquarter.com — Tableau’s updated Creole cuisine includes bacon-wrapped oysters en brochette served with roasted garlic butter. Reservations resommended. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ Willie Mae’s Scotch House — 2401 St. Ann St., (504) 822-9503 — This neighborhood restaurant is know for its wet-battered fried chicken.

No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

Martin Wine Cellar — 714 Elmeer Ave., Metairie , (504) 896-7350; www. martinwine.com — The wine emporium’s dinner menu includes pork rib chops served with house-made boudin stuffing, Tabasco pepper jelly demi-glaze and smothered greens. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, early dinner Mon.Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ Qwik Chek Deli & Catering — 2018 Clearview Pkwy., Metairie, (504) 456-6362 — The menu includes gumbo, po-boys, pasta, salads and hot plate lunches. No reservations.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

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FRENCH Martinique Bistro — 5908 Magazine St., (504) 891-8495; www.martiniquebistro.com — Roti d’agneau is roasted New Zealand lamb loin served with white truffle mashed potatoes, pine nut pistou and sun-dried tomato jus. Reservations recommended. Dinner Wed.-Sun., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$

GOURMET TO GO Breaux Mart — 315 E. Judge Perez, Chalmette, (504) 262-0750; 605 Lapalco Blvd., Gretna, 433-0333; 2904 Severn Ave., Metairie, (504) 885-5565; 9647 Jefferson Hwy., River Ridge, (504) 737-8146; www.breauxmart. com — Breaux Mart prides itself on its “Deli to Geaux” as well as weekday specials. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

INDIAN Nirvana Indian Cuisine — 4308 Magazine St., (504) 894-9797 — Serving mostly northern Indian cuisine, the restaurant’s extensive menu ranges from chicken to vegetable dishes. Reservations accepted for five or more. Lunch and dinner Tue.Sun. Credit cards. $$ Taj Mahal Indian Cuisine — 923-C Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 8366859 — The menu features lamb, chicken and seafood served in a variety of ways, including curries and tandoori. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

INTERNATIONAL Canal Street Bistro — 3903 Canal St., (504) 482-1225; www.canalstreetbistro.com — Duck enchiladas feature corn tortillas filled with duck confit topped with red mole or chipotle-tomatillo sauce and served with black beans. Reservations recommended. Lunch Wed.-Fri., dinner Wed.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$

ITALIAN Amici Restaurant & Bar — 3218 Magazine St., (504) 300-1250; www. amicinola.com — The broccoli rabe salsica Italiana pie is topped with

Andrea’s Restaurant — 3100 N. 19th St., Metairie, (504) 8348583; www.andreasrestaurant. com — Capelli D’Andrea combines house-made angel hair pasta and smoked salmon in light cream sauce. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$

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Thin sliced beef rolled with shrimp, snow crab, green onion and asparagu s inside.

Cafe Giovanni — 117 Decatur St., (504) 529-2154; www.cafegiovanni. com — Shrimp Dukie features Louisiana shrimp and a duck breast marinated in Cajun spices served with tasso-mushroom sauce.

Reservations accepted. Dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ Mosca’s — 4137 Hwy. 90 W., Westwego, (504) 436-8950; www. moscasrestaurant.com — Popular dishes include shrimp Mosca, chicken a la grande and baked oysters Mosca. Reservations accepted. Dinner Tue.-Sat. Cash only. $$$ Red Gravy — 125 Camp St., (504) 561-8844; www.redgravycafe.com — Sicilian egg pie features eggs baked with cream and spices in puff pastry. Reservations accepted. Lunch and brunch Wed.-Mon., dinner Thu.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ Vincent’s Italian Cuisine — 4411 Chastant St., Metairie, (504) 8852984; 7839 St. Charles Ave., (504) 866-9313; www.vincentsitaliancuisine.com — House-made cannelloni is stuffed with ground veal, spinach and Parmesan, baked in Alfredo sauce and topped with house-made tomato sauce.

Reservations accepted. Chastant Street: lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Mon.Sat. St. Charles Avenue: lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

JAPANESE Kyoto — 4920 Prytania St., (504) 891-3644 — Kyoto’s sushi chefs prepare rolls, sashimi and salads.

Reservations recommended for parties of six or more. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Mikimoto — 3301 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 488-1881; www.mikimotosushi.com — The South Carrollton roll includes tuna tataki, avocado and snow crab. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Delivery available. Credit cards. $$ Miyako Japanese Seafood & Steakhouse — 1403 St. Charles Ave., (504) 410-9997; www. japanesebistro.com — Miyako offers a full range of Japanese cuisine, with specialties from the sushi or hibachi menus, chicken, beef or seafood teriyaki, and tempura. Reservations accepted.

Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Rock-N-Sake — 823 Fulton St., (504) 581-7253; www.rocknsake. com — There’s a wide selection of sushi, sashimi and rolls or gyoza soup, pan-fried soba noodles with chicken or seafood and teriyaki dishes. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ Yuki Izakaya — 525 Frenchmen St., (504) 943-1122; www.facebook. com/yukiizakaya — This Japanese tavern combines a selection of small plates, sake, shochu, live music and Japanese kitsch. Reservations accepted. Dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $ PAGE 45

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Ma Momma’s House — 5741 Crowder Blvd., (504) 244-0021; www. mamommashouse.com — Chicken and waffles includes a Belgian waffle and three or six fried chicken wings. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Thu.-Mon., dinner Thu.Sat. Credit cards. $$

Mardi Gras Zone — 2706 Royal St., (504) 947-8787; www.mardigraszone. com — The 24-hour grocery store has a deli and wood-burning pizza oven. No reservations. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $

marinara, mozzarella, sauteed bitter Italian greens and Italian sausage. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$

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LATIN AMERICAN La Macarena Pupuseria and Latin Cafe — 8120 Hampson St., (504) 862-5252; www.pupusasneworleans.com — Carne asada is marinated and grilled beef tenderloin served with saffron rice and tropical salad. Vegetarian and gluten-free dishes are available.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Mon. Cash only. $$

LOUISIANA CONTEMPORARY 7 On Fulton — 700 Fulton St., (504) 525-7555; www.7onfulton.com — New Orleans barbecue shrimp features a peppery butter sauce made with blonde ale. Reservations accepted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Dick & Jenny’s — 4501 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 894-9880; www. dickandjennys.com — Located in a renovated Creole cottage, the restaurant serves contemporary Creole and Italian dishes. Reservations recommended. Dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ Heritage Grill — 111 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Suite 150, Metairie, (504) 934-4900; www.heritagegrillmetairie.com — This power lunch spot offers dishes like duck and wild mushroom spring rolls with mirin-soy dipping sauce. Reservations accepted. Lunch Mon.-Fri. Credit cards. $$ Manning’s — 519 Fulton St., (504) 593-8118; www.harrahsneworleans.com — A cast iron skillet-fried filet is served with two-potato hash, fried onions and Southern Comfort pan sauce. The fish and chips feature black drum crusted in Zapp’s Crawtator crumbs served with Crystal beurre blanc.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$

Ralph’s On The Park — 900 City Park Ave., (504) 488-1000; www. ralphsonthepark.com — Popular dishes include turtle soup finished with sherry, grilled lamb spare ribs and barbecue Gulf shrimp.

Reservations recommended.

Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ Restaurant R’evolution — 777 Bienville St., (504) 553-2277; www. revolutionnola.com — Chefs John Folse and Rick Tramanto present a creative take on Creole dishes as well as offering caviar tastings, house-made salumi, pasta dishes and more. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$$ Tivoli & Lee —The Hotel Modern, 2 Lee Circle, (504) 962-0909; www. tivoliandlee.com — The restaurant offers a modern take on Southern cuisine in a small plate format, with dishes ranging from andouille potato tots to fried oysters. Reservations accepted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$ Tomas Bistro — 755 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 527-0942 — Tomas serves dishes such as bouillabaisse New Orleans, filled with saffron

are cheese plates as well. Reservations accepted. Breakfast daily, lunch Fri.-Sat., dinner Mon.-Thu., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$

Tommy’s Wine Bar — 752 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 525-4790 — Tommy’s Wine Bar offers cheese and charcuterie plates as well as a menu of appetizers and salads from the neighboring kitchen of Tommy’s Cuisine. No reservations. Lite dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

Fiske’s Martini Bar and Restaurant — 301 Dauphine St., (504) 586-0972 — This French Quarter hideaway is is known for its martini menu. Louisiana crab and roasted Creole tomato fondue is finished with manchego cheese, scallions and grilled crostini. Reservations recommended. Dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$

MEDITERRANEAN/ MIDDLE EASTERN Attiki Bar & Grill — 230 Decatur St., (504) 587-3756 — Tomato Buffala features baked tomatoes and mozzarella topped with basil and olive oil. Grilled filet mignon is topped with creamy mushroom sauce and served with two sides. Reservations accepted. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$ Mona’s Cafe — 504 Frenchmen St., (504) 949-4115; 1120 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 861-8175; 3901 Banks St., (504) 482-7743; 4126 Magazine St., (504) 894-9800; www.monascafeanddeli. com — These casual cafes serve entrees including beef or chicken shawarma, kebabs, gyro plates, lamb chops, vegetarian options and more. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Pyramids Cafe — 3151 Calhoun St., (504) 861-9602 — Diners will find Mediterranean cuisine featuring such favorites as sharwarma prepared on a rotisserie. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$

MEXICAN & SOUTHWESTERN Casa Borrega — 1719 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 427-0654; www. facebook.com/casaborrega — Chicken enchiladas are served with mole, rice and beans. No reservations.

Brunch, lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Coyote Blues — 4860 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 3013848; www.coyotebluesfreshmex. com — Shrimp and crawfish chimichanga is a fried burrito stuffed with shrimp and crawfish in cream sauce, Mexican rice and chili con queso and served with two sides.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Del Fuego Taqueria — 4518 Magazine St., (504) 309-5797; www. delfuegotaqueria.com — The taqueria serves an array of house salsas, tacos and burritos with filling choices including carne asada, carnitas, chorizo, shredded chicken and others. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Juan’s Flying Burrito — 515 Baronne St., (504) 529-5825; 2018 Magazine St., (504) 486-9950; 4724 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 569-0000; www. juansflyingburrito.com — Juan’s serves tacos, burritos, quesadillas, nachos, salads and more. Roasted pork tacos are topped with spicy slaw. Vegetarian Mardi Gras Indian tacos feature roasted corn, beans, cheese and spicy slaw on corn tortillas. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

MUSIC AND FOOD The Columns — 3811 St. Charles Ave., (504) 899-9308; www.thecolumns. com — There’s live music in the Victorian Lounge at the Columns. The menu offers such Creole favorites as gumbo and crab cakes and there

Gazebo Cafe — 1018 Decatur St., (504) 525-8899; www.gazebocafenola.com — The Gazebo features a mix of Cajun and Creole dishes and ice cream daquiris. The New Orleans sampler rounds up jambalaya, red beans and rice and gumbo. Other options include salads, seafood po-boys and burgers.

No reservations. Lunch and early dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ House of Blues — 225 Decatur St., 310-4999; www.hob.com/neworleans — Try the pan-seared Voodoo Shrimp with rosemary cornbread.

The buffet-style gospel brunch features local and regional groups.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ The Market Cafe — 1000 Decatur St., (504) 527-5000; www.marketcafenola.com — Dine indoors or out on seafood either fried for platters or po-boys or highlighted in dishes such as crawfish pie, crawfish etouffee or shrimp Creole. Sandwich options include muffulettas, Philly steaks on poboy bread and gyros in pita bread.

No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Siberia — 2227 St. Claude Ave., (504) 265-8855; www.siberianola.com — The Russki Reuben features corned beef, Swiss cheese, kapusta (spicy cabbage) and Russian dressing on grilled rye bread.

Potato and cheese pierogies are served with fried onions and sour cream. No reservations. Dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $

NEIGHBORHOOD Cafe B — 2700 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 934-4700; www.cafeb. com — This cafe serves an elevated take on the dishes commonly found in neighborhood restaurants. Grilled redfish is served with confit of wild mushrooms, spaghetti squash, charred Vidalia onion and aged balsamic vinegar.

Reservations recommended.

Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ Joey K’s — 3001 Magazine St., (504) 891-0997; www.joeyksrestaurant. com — This casual eatery serves fried seafood platters, salads, sandwiches and Creole favorites such as red beans and rice.

Daily specials include braised lamb shank, lima beans with a ham hock and chicken fried steak served with macaroni and cheese.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Katie’s Restaurant — 3701 Iberville St., (504) 488-6582; www.katiesinmidcity.com — Favorites at this Mid-City restaurant include the Cajun Cuban with roasted pork, grilled ham, cheese and pickles pressed on buttered bread. The Boudreaux pizza is topped with cochon de lait, spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, scallions and olive oil. There also are salads, burgers PAGE 47

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Marti’s — 1041 Dumaine St., (504) 522-5478; www.martisnola. com — The grande plateau fruits de mer features whole Maine lobster, chilled shrimp, marinated snow crab claws, oysters on the half shell and scallop ceviche.

Reservations accepted. Dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$$

shrimp, mussels, oysters, Gulf fish, crawfish and pesto aioli croutons.

No reservations. Dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

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and Italian dishes. No reservations. Lunch daily, Dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$

PIZZA Marks Twain’s Pizza Landing — 2035 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 832-8032; www.marktwainspizza. com — Disembark at Mark Twain’s for salads, po-boys and pies like the Italian pizza with salami, tomato, artichoke, sausage and basil.

No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Sat., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ Slice Pizzeria — 1513 St. Charles Ave., (504) 525-7437; 5538 Magazine St., (504) 897-4800; www.slicepizzeria.com — Slice serves pizza by the pie or slice, plus salads, pasta and more. The Sportsman’s Paradise pie is topped with Gulf shrimp, andouille, corn, diced tomatoes and caramelized onions. Full bar available. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ Theo’s Neighborhood Pizza — 4218 Magazine St., (504) 894-8554; 4024 Canal St., (504) 302-1133; www. theospizza.com — There is a wide variety of specialty pies and diners can build their own from the selection of more than two-dozen toppings. The menu also includes salads and sandwiches. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $ Wit’s Inn — 141 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 486-1600 — This Mid-City bar and restaurant features pizzas, calzones, toasted subs, salads and appetizers for snacking. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

SANDWICHES & PO-BOYS

Magazine Po-Boy Shop — 2368 Magazine St., (504) 522-3107 — Choose from a long list of po-boys filled with everything from fried seafood to corned beef to hot sausage to veal. There are breakfast burritos in the morning and daily lunch specials. No reservations.

Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ Mahony’s Po-Boy Shop — 3454 Magazine St., (504) 899-3374; www. mahonyspoboys.com — The Peacemaker layers fried local oysters, bacon and cheddar cheese on Leidenheimer French bread. Angus’ pot roast beef po-boy is served dressed on Leidenheimer bread.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ Short Stop Po-Boys — 119 Transcontinental Drive, Metairie, (504) 885-4572; www.shortstoppoboysno.com — Popular po-boy options include fried shrimp or fried oysters and roast beef, featuring beef slow cooked in its own jus. Short Stop’s gumbo combines smoked andouille sausage and chicken. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Sat., early dinner Mon.-Thu., dinner Fri.-Sat. Credit cards and checks. $ Tracey’s Original Irish Channel Bar — 2604 Magazine St., (504) 897-

Metairie, (504) 888-5533; www. austinsno.com — Austin’s serves prime steaks, chops and seafood.

Veal Austin features paneed veal topped with Swiss chard, bacon, mushrooms, asparagus, crabmeat and brabant potatoes on the side.

Reservations recommended. Dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$

SEAFOOD

Dickie Brennan’s Steakhouse — 716 Iberville St., (504) 522-2467; www.dickiebrennansrestaurant. com — The house filet mignon is served atop creamed spinach with masa-fried oysters and Pontalba potatoes. Popular starters include the jumbo lump crabcake made with aioli. Reservations recommended. Lunch Friday, dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$

Blue Crab & Oyster Restaurant — 7900 Lakeshore Drive., (504) 284-2898; www.thebluecrabnola. com — The seafood restaurant serves shrimp and grits, stuffed whole flounder, fried seafood and seasonal boiled seafood.

There’s seating overlooking Lake Pontchartrain. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$ Bourbon House — 144 Bourbon St., (504) 522-0111; www.bourbonhouse. com — Bourbon House serves seafood dishes including New Orleans barbecue shrimp, redfish cooked with the skin on, oysters from the raw bar and more. Large picture windows offer views of Bourbon Street, and the bar is stocked with a large selection of bourbons. Reservations accepted.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$$ Charles Seafood — 8311 Jefferson Hwy., (504) 405-5263 — Trout is stuffed with crabmeat, topped with crawfish Acadiana sauce and served with vegetables, salad and bread. The menu includes soups, salads, sandwiches, fried seafood platters, tuna steaks and a few Italian entrees, such as paneed veal. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Galley Seafood Restaurant — 2535 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 832-0955 — Galley serves Creole and Italian dishes. Blackened redfish is served with shrimp and lump crabmeat sauce, vegetables and new potatoes. Galley’s softshell crab po-boy is the same one served at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Half Shell Oyster Bar and Grill — 3101 Esplanade Ave., (504) 289-0504; www.halfshellneworleans.com — The Bayou Boogaloo breakfast features a three-egg omelet with sauteed shrimp and crawfish with fried oysters and shrimp sauce on top. Voodoo Bleu features bacon-wrapped char-grilled oysters topped with garlic-butter and blue cheese. No reservations. Lunch, brunch and dinner Thu.-Tue. Credit cards. $$ Mr. Ed’s Seafood & Italian Restaurant — 910 West Esplanade Ave., Kenner, (504) 463-3030; 1001 Live Oak St., Metairie, (504) 8380022; www.mredsno.com — The menu includes seafood, Italian dishes, fried chicken, po-boys, salads and daily specials. Eggplant casserole is stuffed with shrimp and crabmeat. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ Red Fish Grill — 115 Bourbon St., (504) 598-1200; www.redfishgrill.com — Seafood favorites include hickory-grilled redfish, pecan-crusted catfish, alligator sausage and seafood gumbo.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

STEAKHOUSE Austin’s Seafood and Steakhouse — 5101 West Esplanade Ave.,

TAPAS/SPANISH Mimi’s in the Marigny — 2601 Royal St., (504) 872-9868 — The decadant Mushroom Manchego Toast is a favorite here. Hot and cold tapas dishes range from grilled marinated artichokes to calamari. Reservations accepted for large parties. Dinner and latenight Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ Vega Tapas Cafe — 2051 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 836-2007; www.vegatapascafe. com — Grilled avocado salad is served with crispy onions and Mahon cheese in Portuguese chestnut-vanilla vinaigrette. Wild mushroom ravioli are served with Madeira and goat cheese creme. Reservations accepted.

Dinner Mon.-Sat, late night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

VEGETARIAN Seed — 1330 Prytania St., (504) 302-2599; www.seedyourhealth. com — Seed uses local, organic ingredients in its eclectic global menu, including soups, salads, nachos, sandwiches and more.

Raw pad thai features shredded cucumber, carrots, peppers, jicama, bean sprouts and peanuts in house-made marinade. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

VIETNAMESE Lin’s — 3715 Westbank Expressway, (504) 340-0178; www. linsmenu.com —The menu includes Chinese, Vietnamese and Thai dishes. Vietnamese “Shakin’” beef features beef tips and onions served with rice. Singapore-style vermicelli is a stir fry of noodles, shrimp, pork, bean sprouts, carrots and bamboo shoots.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Wed.-Mon. Credit cards. $$ Pho Tau Bay Restaurant — 113 Westbank Expwy., Suite C, Gretna, (504) 368-9846 — You’ll find classic Vietnamese beef broth and noodle soups, vermicelli dishes, seafood soups, shrimp spring rolls and more. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Mon.-Wed. & Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $ Rolls-N-Bowls — 605 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 309-0519; www.facebook.com/rolls-nbowlsnola — This casual Vietnamese eatery serves spring rolls, pho, rice and vermicelli bowls, banh mi, stir fry entrees and bubble tea. The vermicelli bowl features noodles over lettuce, cucumber and carrots; shrimp are optional.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

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Killer Poboys — 811 Conti St., (504) 252-6745; www.killerpoboys.com — At the back of Erin Rose, Killer Poboys offers a short and constantly changing menu of po-boys.

The Dark and Stormy features pork shoulder slowly braised with ginger and Old New Orleans Spiced Rum and is dressed with house-made garlic mayo and lime cabbage. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Wed.-Sun. Cash only. $

5413; www.traceysnola.com — The neighborhood bar’s menu includes roast beef and fried seafood poboys, seafood platters, fried okra, chicken wings, gumbo, soups, salads and more. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $

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Heart beats

R&B singer Kourtney Heart returns with an ambitious new EP to preview a 2015 album.

By Alex Woodward

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Roger Troutman-esque vocodors and sweat-dripping slow jams that wouldn’t sound out of place on the Isley Brothers’ Between the Sheets or on a playlist with Ciara’s “Body Party” (Heart’s “Real Woman” borrows a similar melody).

“Her going back to her roots, really listening to R&B — the sound of the project really pays an homage to that classic R&B from the ’80s, ’90s,” Smoove says.

“That was where I came up, so I was super happy that it sounded like that. It’s not R&B singers trying to be rappers on trap beats. It’s musical. It’s artistic. It’s heartfelt, but it’s not too serious. It’s the evolution of Kourtney to the young woman she is right now.”

After the love-confessioning single and album opener “Phases,” Heart admits a failed relationship on “R&B Love” (“you keep calling but I can’t pick up / the things we’ve been through there’s nothing new you can tell me. / Love’s not enough”), and on the breathy late-night jam “Hold Me Down” (Heart calls it “sensual”), Heart sings, “You’re like a drug, I just want to fiend you.”

“I shouldn’t be afraid to want to be completely honest and be completely myself. I do see people I admire taking that lane,” she says, adding Chance The Rapper, Miguel and Frank Ocean to her current favorites. “I always say my music is feel-good music and I want people to get the vibes, but I was looking around at different artists who are completely

honest. Back in the industry, I don’t think Kourtney Heart releases people would have gotten it then. I’m Are & Be Dec. 17. listening to Miguel, I’m listening to the way Frank Ocean writes, it’s all so different — people will say it’s different, I call it honest. People are genuinely putting themselves in their creations now, so the more I listen to those types of artists — especially Frank Ocean — I felt more confident I can approach a certain subject, or go about certain situations.”

Heart — whose “vocal bible” is Temptations frontman David Ruffin — realized the “dark side” to writing love songs when she first started penning her own songs. “How am I writing about this when I’m 16? The mixtape should’ve all been in minor chords,” she says.

“When I’m listening to tracks in the studio, it just starts flowing. Ten seconds ago I wasn’t thinking about this, but the track lets me know what wants to be on it.”

Heart doesn’t shy from her bubblegum past — at 21, she already has performed for nearly a decade.

Are & Be is a snapshot of a young artist finding her confidence and sound.

“The album is pretty much the EP times 1,000,” she says. “I’m extremely proud of the EP but it took me a while to understand you got to keep the greatness for the album. The EP is a teaser. It’s the appetizer before the meal. I just want to give entrees all day.”

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ourtney Heart is nursing a cold and sniffling under her burnt-blonde curls. “I’ve gotten older,” the 21-year-old singer says with a knowing laugh and an eye roll. “I’ve got more stories to tell.”

Heart’s irresistible New Orleans radio smash “My Boy” flooded airwaves in 2010 and 2011 and has more than 1 million views on YouTube. This month, she returns with an ambitious seven-song EP, a far cry from her teenaged, sugary pop-bounce hit, and a preview of what’s in store for her 2015 full-length album. Are & Be (out Dec. 17) is Heart’s comeback — at 21, she already is a recording industry veteran, having bowed out of a too-soon contract and spent the last few years dialing back to start fresh.

“I took some time to go back to my roots and listen to genuine old soul music and R&B, Funkadelic, funk, things like that,” she says. “That’s all I listened to. My dad is a big jazz, funk type of guy. He has records, collects records, the whole deal. I went back and researched and tried to figure out how to incorporate that with my inspirations.”

At age 11, Heart volunteered to sing first at a talent show. She bombed. “I wanted to be a veterinarian,” she says, laughing, “but ever since I lost that talent show, I’ve been like, ‘Yes, this is what I want to do.’ I realized I was good at it, and the more I worked on it, the more passionate I got.”

DJ Raj Smoove took Heart under his wing, and the pair recorded “My Boy” (featuring the late bounce rapper Magnolia Shorty) when Heart was 16 and a student at Edna Karr High School. In 2010, the 17-yearold Heart signed to Jive Records, which was owned

by RCA Records. She recorded a few under-the-radar singles, but by 2011, the label (along with her team) was dissolved, and Heart asked to leave.

“It was a good experience, but it was a good idea to figure out ourselves,” she says. “I guess it’s all about timing. I tried to tell myself, ‘Things happen in your time.’ I was blessed to be signed so young and off of one single. That’s great. But I felt like it just wasn’t my time. … I was able to walk the stage [at graduation] with my class. That was all I wanted.”

She followed up with the self-released A Gemini’s Diary in 2012, featuring the down-tempo, piano-driven pop ballad “Runaway.” She posted bedroom-recorded covers of pop hits — from Jill Scott to Sam Smith — on her YouTube channel showcasing her growing voice, a full-bodied, dynamic range that can swing from silky lows to Beyonce highs.

On Are & Be, Heart’s production team — Smoove, Kenny Flav and Justen Williams — composed stark, dramatic arrangements, with skittering 808 snares,

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TUESDAY 16 21st Amendment — Linnzi Zaorski, 7; Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, 8 Bamboula’s — Jon Roniger, 2; Vivaz, 4:30; Dana & the Boneshakers, 8 Banks Street Bar — Scott Thompson Rock Show, 9 Blue Nile — Open Ears Music Series: Kevin O’Day’s Live Animals, 10 Bullet’s Sports Bar — Kermit Ruffins & the Barbecue Swingers, 7:30 Checkpoint Charlie — Jamie Lynn Vessels, 7; Boutwell Blues Mission, 11

Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Lucas Davenport, 7 Siberia — The Blow, Mariine, Very Primitive, DJ Yrs Truly, 9 Snug Harbor — Masakowski Family Trio, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Andy Forest, 4; Meschiya Lake & the Little Big Horns, 6; Smokin’ Time Jazz Club, 10 St. Louis Cathedral — Hot Club of New Orleans, 6

WEDNESDAY 17 21st Amendment — Marla Dixon, 7 Apple Barrel — Barbarella Blue, 5:30

Circle Bar — Laura Dyer, 6; Sturmlandia, 10

Bamboula’s — Swinging Gypsies, 3; Swamp Donkeys, 6:30; Big Al & the Heavyweights, 10

d.b.a. — Treme Brass Band, 9 DMac’s — Chip Wilson, 8 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Tom Hook & Wendell Brunious, 9 Gasa Gasa — Frontier Ruckus, Coyotes, 9 House of Blues — Marc Stone, 7 Kerry Irish Pub — Jason Bishop, 9 Little Gem Saloon — Jon Roniger, 5; The Messy Cookers, 8 The Maison — Gregory Agid Quartet, 6; Chance Bushman & the Smoking Time 5, 9 Maple Leaf Bar — Rebirth Brass Band, 10:30 Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — Carly Watershraut, 8; Tom Henehan, 9; Mike Liuzza, 10 Old Point Bar — Isla Nola, 8 Preservation Hall — The Preservation Hall-Stars feat. Shannon Powell, 8, 9 & 10 Prime Example Jazz Club — Sidemen+1, 8

Banks Street Bar — Major Bacon, 10 Blue Nile — New Orleans Rhythm Devils, 8; New Breed Brass Band, 11 Checkpoint Charlie — T-Bone Stone & the Happy Monsters, 7; Yeux D’Soco, 11 Chickie Wah Wah — Phil DeGruy, 6; Meschiya Lake & Tom McDermott, 8; The Kid Carsons & Friends, Twin Engines, 10 Circle Bar — Mike True, 6; Mason Reed, Blind Texas Marlin, Ashley Beach, 10 d.b.a. — Tin Men, 7; Walter “Wolfman” Washington & the Roadmasters, 10 DMac’s — Live Oak, 8 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Meryl Zimmerman, 9 Dragon’s Den (downstairs) — Dancehall Classics with DJ T-Roy & Bayou International Sound, 10 Gasa Gasa — Dillons Boys, 9 Hi-Ho Lounge — Jack Jacomo Band, Strange Baby, 9 House of Blues — Joe Gelini, 7; Jet Lounge, 11

The title of Khaela Maricich’s 12-year music project used to evoke her soft breath in your ear; for the second half of that timespan, it came to represent her need for a breather. As easy to behold as it is squeamish to be held, The Blow’s 2006 LP Paper Television seemed primed for an unlikely The Blow breakout. Instead, it presaged THRU 10 p.m. Tuesday a break: Beat-maker Jona BechDEC tolt (aka Yacht) jumped ship a Siberia, 2227 St. Claude Ave. year later, leaving Maricich and (504) 265-8855 new partner Melissa Dyne to indulge their most outre art www.siberianola.com tendencies (i.e., spoken-word ramblings and an unreleased album supposedly composed for Lindsay Lohan).

Not everyone followed. The Brooklyn duo’s last performance in New Orleans, at One Eyed Jacks in July 2011, raised more eyebrows than arm hairs, and any expectations of a return to form were mostly wish-casting by the hopelessly devoted. Well, wish granted. Coming out of nowhere, 2013’s eponymous release shows The Blow’s lovestruck bruises haven’t exactly healed: “I’m not as easy to woo as I once was/ Since I got jumped by the girl-of-the-month club,” Maricich teases on “I Tell Myself Everything.” “Invisible” is worth the price of admission alone, the strung-out heroine syncopating her despair around synthesized flutes and hit/rest percussion: “When you walked out, I lost control of my mouth/ And now it seems it’s stuck in this ambiguous pout,” she starts her most inviting sellout since snare-rolling tongue lashing “The Long List of Girls” (“I guess I’m on the long list of girls who love the shit out of you/ We know what not to expect, it’s about what we’ll get out of you”). Again, shedding insecurity (“And what about clothes, thought they invented those/ For the sole purpose of you taking them off”) reveals only hidden strength. Self-consciousness rarely sounds so confident. Mariine, Very Primitive and DJ Yrs Truly open.

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House of Blues Voodoo Garden — Domenic, 6 Howlin’ Wolf — Molotov, 8 Howlin’ Wolf Den — Hazy Ray Trio, 11 The Jefferson Orleans North — Jay Zainey Orchestra, 6:30 Kerry Irish Pub — Patrick Cooper, 9 Little Gem Saloon — Kyle Cripps, 5; The Roamin’ Jasmin, 8 Lucky’s — Leisa K & Rule 52, 9 The Maison — The Dapper Dandies, 6; Smoke ’n’ Bones, 9:30 Maple Leaf Bar — James Booker tribute, 7; Big Sam’s Funky Nation, 10 Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — John Renshaw & Zac Maras, 9; Aaron Maras, 10 Old U.S. Mint — Richard Scott, 2 Palm Court Jazz Cafe — Lars Edegran & Topsy Chapman, Palm Court Jazz Band, 8

Preservation Hall — St. Peter Street All Stars feat.

Lars Edegran, 8, 9 & 10

Bamboula’s — Zarsky Trio, 3; Bamboula’s Hot 3, 6:30; Mem Shannon Band, 10

Prime Example Jazz Club — Jesse McBride & Next Generation, 8

Banks Street Bar — Up Up We Go, 9

Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Tony Seville, 7 Rock ’n’ Bowl — Creole Stringbeans, 8 Rusty Nail — Jenn Howard, 9 Siberia — Miss Martha & the Goodtime Gang, 9 Smoothie King Center — Trans-Siberian Orchestra, 7:30

Blue Nile — Micah McKee & Little Maker, 7; Reggae Night with DJ T-Roy, 11 Blue Nile (Balcony Room) — Cons and Prose, 10 Buffa’s — Tom McDermott & Aurora Nealand, 8 Bullet’s Sports Bar — Neisha Ruffins, 7:30 Cafe Istanbul — Kidd Kidd, 10

Snug Harbor — Charmaine Neville Band, 8 & 10

Cafe Negril — Chris Klein & the Boulevards, 6; Soul Project, 10

Spotted Cat — Sarah McCoy, 4; Orleans 6, 6; Antoine Diel & the New Orleans Misfit Power, 10

Checkpoint Charlie — Domenic, 7; Kenny Claiborne, 11 Chickie Wah Wah — Eric Bolivar, 9

St. Louis Cathedral — Ronnie Kole, 6

Circle Bar — Rockin’ Robin & the Kentucky Sisters, 6; Royal Attire, 10

THURSDAY 18 21st Amendment — Steve Pistorius Quartet, 8

d.b.a. — Dave Jordan, 10 DMac’s — Kilmo & the Guitars of New Orleans, 8

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Chickie Wah Wah — Jon Cleary, 8; Joe Gelinni Trio, 10

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MUSIC LISTINGS Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Loren Pickford, 9 Dragon’s Den (downstairs) — Adventures of the Interstellar B-Boy, DJ Housefly, 10 Fair Grinds Coffeehouse — Ryan Floyd, 7

Checkpoint Charlie — Blue Trees, 4; Woodenhead, 7; Party at the Moon Tower, 11

Gasa Gasa — Squirrel Queen, 9 House of Blues — Brint Anderson, 7

Circle Bar — Shane, 6; Gabriel Goldstein, 10

Kerry Irish Pub — Vincent Marini & the One-Tailed Three, 9

d.b.a. — Hot Club of New Orleans, 6; Good Enough for Good Times, 10

The Maison — Jon Roniger, 5; Shotgun Jazz Band, 7; Dysfunktional Bone, 10

Dish on Hayne — Sharon Martin, 6:30 DMac’s — Vincent Marini, 7; Chicken Head Blues, 9

Maple Leaf Bar — The Trio feat.

Johnny Vidacovich, 10:30

Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Eric Traub, 10

Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — Nattie, 8; Teddy Pickett, 9

Dragon’s Den (downstairs) — Up Up We Go, 7; Noisewater, Breaux Jackson, 10

Oak — Miles Cabecerious, 9 Old Point Bar — Valerie Sassyfras, 8

Legends Encore — The Strays, 10

Palm Court Jazz Cafe — Duke Heitger & Tim Laughlin Crescent City Joymakers, 8

Fair Grinds Coffeehouse — Sam Cordts, 3; Lips and Trips, 7

Preservation Hall — Preservation Hall All Stars feat. Lucien Barbarin, 8, 9 & 10

Golden Lantern — Nighthawk, 7

Republic New Orleans — Grandtheft, midnight

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Champions Square — Kool & the Gang, Cheap Trick, 7

Chickie Wah Wah — Michael Pearce, 6; Soul Creole, 10

Le Bon Temps Roule — Soul Rebels Brass Band, 11

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Gasa Gasa — Speakerbox, 10

Hangar 13 — Pulse Friday: Rroid Drazr, Kidd Love, 1:30 a.m.

Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Mississippi Hyperfly, 7

House of Blues — Jenny McSwain, 8; Kermit Ruffins 50th Birthday Bash, 9; John Daigle, 10

Rivershack Tavern — Adam Pearce, 8

House of Blues Voodoo Garden — Dan Lavoie, 6

Rock ’n’ Bowl — Horace Trahan, 8:30

Howlin’ Wolf — Birdfinger, 10

Snug Harbor — Spencer Bohren’s Big-Ol’-Family-Style Christmas Extravaganza, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Sarah McCoy & the Oopsie Daisies, 4; Miss Sophie Lee, 6; Smokin’ Time Jazz Club, 10 St. Louis Cathedral — Christmas Organ Spectacular feat.

Karol Mossakowski, 6 Tipitina’s — Homegrown Night feat. Deltaphonic, The Fake Carls, Noisewater, 8:30 Yuki Izakaya — Norbert Slama, 8; Black Pearl, 11

FRIDAY 19 21st Amendment — Jack Pritchett, 9:30 Apple Barrel — Barbarella Blue, 5:30 Bamboula’s — Sweet Deluxe, 2; Ed Wills Blues 4 Sale, 5:30; John Lisi Band, 10 Blue Nile — John Michael Bradford, 7; Soul Rebels, 11 Blue Nile (Balcony Room) — The Upstarts, 10 Buffa’s — Ruby Ross & Patrick Cooper, 5; Davis Rogan, 8 Bullet’s Sports Bar — Guitar

Howlin’ Wolf Den — The Laurie Lehners’ Festivus, 10

Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Monty Banks, 6; Lynn Drury, 9 Rivershack Tavern — Refried Confuzion, 10 Rock ’n’ Bowl — The BoogieMen, 9:30 Siberia — The Stovebolts, Ossacrux, Lord High Panther, Liquor & Lies, 9 Snug Harbor — Delfeayo Marsalis Sextet, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Andy Forest, 4; Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, 6; Cottonmouth Kings, 10 St. Roch Tavern — James Jordan & his Beautiful Band, 9:30 Three Muses — Royal Roses, 6; Glen David Andrews, 9 Tipitina’s — WWOZ Birthday Celebration feat. Davell Crawford, Ivan Neville, DJ Soul Sister, 10 Treasure Chest Casino — Harvey Jesus & Fire, 7 Tulane Ave. Bar — Vanessa Carr, 8

SATURDAY 20 21st Amendment — Chance Bushman, 9:30 Bamboula’s — A Diamond Band, 2; Carl Le Blanc, 5:30; Smoky Greenwell Band, 10 Banks Street Bar — Metronome The City, The Unnaturals, 9 Blue Nile — Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, 7; Waterseed, 10; Brass-A-Holics, 11

Kerry Irish Pub — Dave James, 5; Hurricane Refugees, 9

Buffa’s — Josh Paxton, 5; Swamp Donkeys Jass Band, 8; Monty Banks, 11

Le Bon Temps Roule — Tom Worrell, 7

Cafe Negril — Jamey St. Pierre & the Honeycreepers, 7

Little Gem Saloon — Erin Demastes, 5; Meschiya Lake & the Little Big Horns, 8

Checkpoint Charlie — Dale Latino Band, 5; Medicine King, 7; One Tailed Three, 11

The Maison — Leah Rucker, 4; Nyce, 7; Chegadao, 10

Chickie Wah Wah — Tank & the Bangas, 10

Maple Leaf Bar — Walter “Wolfman” Washington & the Roadmasters birthday bash, 10

Circle Bar — Big Danko, Old Money Brass Band, 10

Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — Damn Hippies, 7; Mike True, 9; Gina Forsyth, 10 Oak — Aaron Wilkinson & Friends, 9 Old Point Bar — Rick Trolsen, 5; Jamie Lynn Vessels, 9:30 Old U.S. Mint — Phil DeGruy, 2 Pearl Wine Co. — Sarah Gromko Trio, 8 Preservation Hall — Southern Syncopators, Steve Pistorius, 6; PresHall Brass feat. Daniel Farrow, 8, 9 & 10 Republic New Orleans — Bounce: Holiday Edition feat.

Big Freedia, DJ Jubilee, Walt Wiggady, BJ So Cole, DJ Lil Man, 10

d.b.a. — John Boutte, 8; Pine Leaf Boys, 11 DMac’s — Jeff Davis Project, 9 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — The Jenna McSwain Trio, 10 Dragon’s Den (downstairs) — Loose Marbles, 7 Freret Street Publiq House — The Burgundy Collective, 9 Gasa Gasa — Debauche, 10 Golden Lantern — Esplanade Ave. Band, 7:30 Hangar 13 — Flyy-By Nite, 1 a.m.

Harrah’s Casino (Masquerade) — Ying Yang Twins, 10 Hi-Ho Lounge — Hustle with DJ Soul Sister, 11 House of Blues — Steve

MUSIC LISTINGS Malinowski, 8 Howlin’ Wolf — Brasstravaganza: Hot 8 Brass Band, Most Wanted, Da Truth, New Breed, Free Spirit, Young Pinstripes, 10 Kerry Irish Pub — Patrick Cooper, 5; Whiskey Tango, 9 Le Bon Temps Roule — Chris Klein & the Boulevards, 10 Little Gem Saloon — Kermit Ruffins & the Barbecue Swingers, 7 & 9 Louisiana Music Factory — Les Kerr, 2; Benny Grunch & the Bunch feat. Kathy Savoie, 3; Irvin Mayfield, 4 The Maison — Melanie Gardner, 4; Dapper Dandies, 7; Barry’s Pocket, 10; Street Legends Brass Band, midnight Maple Leaf Bar — Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes, 10 Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — Richard Bienvenu’s Christmas Show, 8; Lo Faber, 9; Ryan Chatelain, 10 Oak — Mia Borders, 9 Old Point Bar — Diablo’s Horns, 9:30 One Eyed Jacks — Little Maker presents The Last Waltz: A Tribute to The Band, 10 Preservation Hall — Joint Chiefs of Jazz feat. Frank Oxley, 6; Preservation Hall All Stars feat. Lucien Barbarin, 8, 9 & 10 Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Lucas Davenport, 6; Glen David Andrews, 9

Rock ’n’ Bowl — The Wiseguys, 9:30 Siberia — Helen Gillet, Lynn Drury, 6; Morrison Road CD release, Baptizer, Spit, The Art of the Process, 9

d.b.a. — The Palmetto Bug Stompers, 6; Magnetic Ear, 10 Dragon’s Den (downstairs) — Russell Welch, 7; CHURCH, Unicorn Fukr, 10 Hangar 13 — Bass Massive Mob, 10 Hi-Ho Lounge — Writer’s Block, 9 Howlin’ Wolf Den — Hot 8 Brass Band, 10 The Jefferson Orleans North — The Pat Barberot Orchestra, 6:30 Kerry Irish Pub — Irish Session, 4; Chip Wilson, 8 The Maison — Daniel Schroeder, 4; Brad Walker, 7; Corporate America, 10 Maple Leaf Bar — Joe Krown, Walter “Wolfman” Washington & Russell Batiste, 10 Old Point Bar — Amanda Walker, 3:30; Tom Witek Jazz Quartet, 7 Preservation Hall — Creole Christmas feat. Lars Edegran’s St. Peter Street All-Stars, 2:30; Preservation Hall All Stars, 8, 9 & 10 Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Tony Seville, 7 Snug Harbor — John Mahoney Big Band, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Russell Welch’s Mississippi Gypsy Jazz, 2; Kristina Morales & the Bayou Shufflers, 6; Pat Casey & the New Sound, 10 St. Louis Cathedral — St. Louis Basilica Christmas Concert, 5:30 Tipitina’s — Fais Do-do feat.

Bruce Daigrepont, 5:30

Snug Harbor — Phillip Manual Jazz Holiday, 8 & 10

MONDAY 22

Spotted Cat — Russell Welch’s Mississippi Gypsy Jazz, 2; Panorama Jazz Band, 6; Meschiya Lake & the Little Big Horns, 10

Apple Barrel — Sam Cammarata, 8 Bamboula’s — Justin Donovan, 3:30; Ed Wills Blues 4 Sale, 7:30

Tipitina’s — Flow Tribe’s Christmas Crunktacular, 10

Banks Street Bar — South Jones, 9

SUNDAY 21

BJ’s Lounge — King James & the Special Men, 10

21st Amendment — Tom McDermott, 4

BMC — Lil’ Red & Big Bad, 6

Bamboula’s — New Orleans Ragweed, 3:30; Swinging Gypsies, 7

Carrollton Station Bar and Music Club — Andrew Duhon Trio, 7

Blue Nile — Mykia Jovan and Friends, 7; Lagniappe Brass Band, 11

Chickie Wah Wah — Alexis & the Samurai, 8

Buffa’s — Leslie Cooper & Music Street Jazz Band, 7 Cafe Istanbul — Debbie Davis, 7 Chickie Wah Wah — Sweet Olive Duo, 6; Gal Holiday & the Honky Tonk Revue, 8

Buffa’s — Antoine Diel, 8

Circle Bar — Jamey St. Pierre & Dave Freeson, 6; Fayroy, Rudy Stoned, 10 d.b.a. — Luke Winslow King, 7; Glen David Andrews, 10 DMac’s — Danny Alexander Blues Jam, 8

Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — John Fohl, 9 Gasa Gasa — Antique Booty Music, 9 Hi-Ho Lounge — Bluegrass Pickin’ Party, 8; Hill Country Hounds, 10 Kerry Irish Pub — Paul Tobin, 8 The Maison — Chicken and Waffles, 5; Aurora Nealand & the Royal Roses, 7; The New Orleans Super Jam feat.

Ashton Hines & the Big Easy Brawlers, 9:30 Maple Leaf Bar — George Porter Jr. Trio, 10

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Neutral Ground Coffeehouse — Sam Cordts, 8; Jonathan Caplan, 9; Lisa O’Neill, 10 Old Point Bar — The Romy Kaye Jazz Trio, 7 Preservation Hall — Preservation Hall Jazz Masters feat.

Leroy Jones, 8, 9 & 10 Richard Fiske’s Martini Bar + Restaurant — Monty Banks, 7 Southport Hall — 3 Dolla Bill, 8 Spotted Cat — Sarah McCoy & the Oopsie Daisies, 4; Dominick Grillo & the Frenchmen Street All-Stars, 6; Kristina Morales & the Bayou Shufflers, 10

CLASSICAL/ CONCERTS An American Christmas.

First Christian Church, 8121 Airline Hwy., Metairie — Louise LaBruyere directs the Jefferson Chorale in a program including Billings, Lauridsen, Argento and others. Donations accepted. 7:30 p.m. Thursday.

Baroque Christmas – Outside the Bachs. www.lpomusic. com — The Louisiana Philharmonic Opera’s Christmas concert features Patrick Quigly, Esteli Gomez and Amanda Crider, performing music by Charpentier, Bach and Mozart.

Tickets start at $20. 7:30 p.m.

Thursday at First Baptist Church of New Orleans, 5290 Canal Blvd.; 7:30 p.m. Friday at Church of the King, 22205 Little Creek Road, Mandeville Christmas Brass Spectacular.

Christ Episcopal Church, 120 S. New Hampshire St., Covington, (985) 892-3177 — The church’s musicians perform Christmas music. 5 p.m. Sunday.

Luceat. Holy Name of Jesus Church, 6367 St. Charles Ave., (504) 865-7430; www. hnjchurch.org — The NOVA Chorale’s vocal concert includes work by Whitacre, Poulenc, Lauridsen, Paulus and others.

7:30 p.m. Sunday.

Trish Foti & Friends. Trinity Episcopal Church, 1329 Jackson Ave., (504) 522-0276; www.trinitynola.com — The soprano performs a Christmas concert featuring harp, cello, trumpet, violin and flute.

5 p.m. Sunday.

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Rivershack Tavern — Casey Saba & the Beanstalks, 10

Circle Bar — Micah McKee & Little Maker, Blind Texas Marlin, 6; Velouria, A Bathtile Green, King Rey, 10

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Great White Shark 3D (NR) — The documentary goes underwater with the misunderstood predator. Entergy IMAX

rebuilding lives for men and women with dignity, honor & respect

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OPENING THIS WEEKEND 61 Bullets (NR) — The family of Carl Weiss, alleged assassin of Huey P. Long, delves into the past and questions the official story of how the two men died. Chalmette Annie (PG) — Foster child Annie (Quvenzhane Wallis) befriends Will Stacks (Jamie Foxx), a billionaire seeking to improve his image, in the update of the classic musical.

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The Babadook (NR) — A children’s book monster terrorizes a young boy (Noah Wiseman) and his mother (Essie Davis) in this Australian psychological horror. Zeitgeist The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (PG-13) — Dragon Smaug and evil lord Sauron attack Bilbo (Martin Freeman), Gandalf (Ian Mckellen) and the dwarves in the final installment of Peter Jackson’s J.R.R. Tolkien adaption. Clearview, Elmwood, West Bank, Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell, Regal, Canal Place Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (PG) — Night watchman Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) travels to London to preserve the magic that brings museum exhibits like Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams) and Jedediah (Owen Wilson) to life. Clearview, Elmwood, West Bank, Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell PK (NR) — Indian superstar Aamir Khan plays a newcomer whose unusual worldview challenges existing social norms. Elmwood Sagrada: The Mysteries of Creation (NR) — The documentary looks at Barcelona’s Sagrada Familia, a basilica designed by Antoni Gaudi that’s been under construction since 1882. Zeitgeist

NOW SHOWING Beyond the Lights (PG-13)

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— Struggling with sudden success, singer Noni Jean (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) is saved from suicide by a young police officer (Nate Parker) in a romantic drama also starring Danny Glover. Kenner Big Charity (NR) — A noted film at this year’s New Orleans Film Festival, Alexander Glustrom’s documentary explores the closing of Charity Hospital after Hurricane Katrina. Prytania Big Hero 6 (PG) — Young prodigy Hiro Hamada (Ryan Potter) and his robot sidekick Baymax (Scott Adsit) must save San Fransokyo from a dangerous plot in this animated adventure. Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell Citizenfour (R) — Filmmaker Laura Poitras and journalist Glenn Greenwald travel to Hong Kong to meet a mysterious informant with knowledge of government surveillance: Edward Snowden. Prytania Dumb and Dumber To (PG-13) — Dimwit Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) snaps the equally cretinous Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) out of a fugue state to accompany him on a journey to find his long-lost daughter. Kenner, Slidell The Equalizer (R) — Robert McCall (Denzel Washington) helps Teri (Chloe Grace Moretz), a girl who is caught in the clutches of violent Russian mobsters. Slidell Exodus: Gods and Kings (PG-13) — Egyptian pharaoh Ramses (Joel Edgerton) exiles Moses (Christian Bale) when he discovers Moses’ Hebrew heritage, but God commands Moses to return and free his people. Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell, Canal Place Gone Girl (R) — Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) goes missing on her fifth wedding anniversary, and her husband Nick (Ben Affleck) becomes the prime suspect.

Canal Place The Great Invisible (PG-13) — Margaret Brown’s documen-

The Homesman (R) — Though troubled herself, a frontier woman (Hilary Swank) convinces a claim jumper (Tommy Lee Jones) to help her shepherd three mentally ill women to safety. Canal Place Horrible Bosses 2 (R) — Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) start their own business, but resort to kidnapping after an investor rips them off.

Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell, Canal Place The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 (PG-13) — The first half of the final part of the trilogy opens as Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) wakes up in District 13 and learns of a secret rebellion that could save her nation. Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell, Canal Place Interstellar (PG-13) — A physicist (Michael Caine) and an ex-NASA pilot (Matthew McConaughey) seek a habitable planet where they can send the population of a blighted Earth. Kenner, Slidell, Canal Place Island of Lemurs: Madagascar 3D (G) — Morgan Freeman narrates a film about lemurs in Madagascar. Entergy IMAX Kenya 3D: Animal Kingdom (NR) — Two young Maasai warriors go on a ritual safari through Kenya. Entergy IMAX Penguins of Madagascar (PG) — Penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private battle villainous octopus Dr. Octavius Brine (John Malkovich) in the animated spy thriller. Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell The Pyramid (R) — A group of archeologists venture into an ancient, maze-like pyramid, but soon realize that something inside is after them. Kenner Santa vs. The Snowman (NR) — A snowman tries to take over Christmas from Santa, inciting a full-scale war between the two sides. Entergy IMAX The Theory of Everything (PG13) — Racing a bleak diagnosis, a young Stephen Hawking (Eddie Redmayne) falls in love with Jane Wilde (Felicity Jones) and transforms the study of physics. Canal Place Top Five (R) — Chris Rock directs a film starring himself as Andre Allen, an upcoming comedian who opens up to a journalist (Rosario Dawson) in hopes of being taken seriously as an actor. Chalmette, Kenner, Slidell

FILM LISTINGS SPECIAL SCREENINGS Bolshoi Ballet: The Nutcracker (NR) — Moscow’s Bolshoi Ballet perform the Christmas story about a nutcracker doll who saves a young girl from the evil Mouse King. 11:55 a.m. Sunday. Elmwood, Regal But I’m A Cheerleader (R) — High school cheerleader Megan (Natasha Lyonne) is sent to anti-gay conversion therapy camp in Jamie Babbit’s satirical comedy. 6:30 p.m.

Tuesday. Antenna Gallery Dipso (NR) — A struggling ex-con (Matthew Shaw) hopes to become a comedian in director Theodore Collatos’ debut feature.

7:45 p.m. Tuesday-Thursday. Zeitgeist Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas (G) — Hard-up otters Emmet and his Ma compete in a Christmas talent show in the 1977 television special directed by Jim Henson. 8 p.m. Saturday. Indywood Flood Tide (NR) — Artists respond to grief by sailing floating sculptures along the Hudson River in a film collaboration by artist Swoon featuring a soundtrack by indie band Dark Dark Dark. 7 p.m. Sunday. Indywood Frosty the Snowman / Rudolph the RedNosed Reindeer (G) — Kids enjoy crafts, fake snow and a double feature of two animated holiday classics. 10 a.m. Friday-Sunday. Prytania Gremlins (PG) — A cute, fuzzy Christmas gift goes wrong when its recipient ignores the crucial rules: never expose it to light or water, and never, ever feed it after midnight. 10 p.m. Wednesday. Prytania It’s a Wonderful Life (NR) — In Frank Capra’s classic, an angel helps a distraught businessman (James Stewart) by showing him what life would be like if he had never existed. Noon Wednesday. Prytania

Joyeux Noel — German, French and Scottish soldiers fraternize in peace on the Western Front in a 2005 dramatization of the World War I Christmas Eve ceasefire. 7:30 p.m.

Wednesday. Deutsches Haus The Metropolitan Opera: Die Meistersinger von Nurnberg Encore (NR) — Michael Volle, Johan Botha and Annette Dasch star in Wagner’s epic comedy about a singing contest. James Levine conducts. 6:30 p.m.

Wednesday. Elmwood, Regal Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday (NR) — Shotgun Cinema presents Jacques Tati’s first film starring himself as a friendly, bumbling, pipe-smoking Frenchman. 9 p.m. Friday.

Contemporary Arts Center National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (PG-13) — Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) just wants to have a “good old-fashioned family Christmas” in the 1989 holiday comedy written by John Hughes. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday-Wednesday. Canal Place, Slidell Night Moves (R) — Shotgun Cinema presents the 2013 thriller about environmental extremists (Jesse Eisenberg, Dakota Fanning and Peter Sarsgaard) who plot to blow up a hydroelectric dam. 6:30 p.m. Friday.

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Jingle Bell Rocks! (NR) — Filmmaker Mitchell Kezin explores under-appreciated Christmas music with enthusiasts including RunD.M.C.’s Rev. Run, the Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne, Dr. Demento, John Waters and more.

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Wild Royal Ballet: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (NR) — Principal dancer Sarah Lamb stars in choreographer Christopher Wheeldon’s ballet version of Lewis Carroll’s story about a girl who falls into a fantasy world. 7 p.m. Tuesday.

Elmwood, Regal Stories of the American Puppet (NR) — Actor Dan Lauria narrates an hour-long history of American puppets and puppeteers. 7 p.m. Friday, 5 p.m.

Saturday. Indywood Team America: World Police (R) — Anti-terrorism action hero marionettes set out to save the planet from weapons of mass destruction in the 2004 geopolitical satire from the creators of South Park. 11 p.m. Friday, 10 p.m.

Saturday. Indywood Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (PG-13) — Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael and Donatello emerge from the sewers and join reporter April O’Neil (Megan Fox) to save New York City from the evil Shredder. Midnight Friday-Saturday. Prytania

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TV Mouse, Happy Memories, North Pole Nutrias, Brothers Buzz (NR) — Miss Pussycat presents a selection of short puppet films, including her own about a pair of nutrias who win a vacation to the North Pole. 9 p.m. Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday. Indywood White Christmas (NR) — Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye star opposite Rosemary Clooney and Vera-Ellen in the 1954 Christmas musical about aspiring entertainers. Noon Sunday. Prytania

CALL FOR FILMMAKERS Tulane University Film & Arts Festival. Organizers seek short films and art pieces for the inaugural festival, which will be held Feb. 20-21, 2015. Deadline Jan. 10, 2015.

Visit www.tulanefilmandartsfestival.com or email tulanefilmfest@ gmail.com for details.

AMC Clearview Palace 12: Clearview Mall, 4486 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie., (504) 887-1257; www.amctheatres.com AMC Elmwood Palace 20: 1200 Elmwood Park Blvd., Harahan., (504) 7332029; www.amctheatres.com AMC Westbank Palace 16: 1151 Manhattan Blvd., Harvey., (504) 263-2298; www.amctheatres.com Antenna Gallery: 3718 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-3161; www.press-street. com/antenna Chalmette Movies: 8700 W. Judge Perez Drive, Chalmette., (504) 304-9992; www. chalmettemovies.com Contemporary Arts Center: 900 Camp St., (504) 528-3800; www.cacno.org Deutsches Haus: 1023 Ridgewood St., Metairie., (504) 522-8014; www. deutscheshaus.org Entergy IMAX Theatre: 1 Canal St., (504) 581-4629; www.auduboninstitute.org The Grand 14 Esplanade: 1401 W. Esplanade Ave., Kenner., (504) 229-4259; www.thegrandtheatre.com The Grand 16 Slidell: 1950 Gause Blvd.

W., Slidell., (985) 641-1889; www. thegrandtheatre.com Indywood Movie Theater: 628 Elysian Fields Ave., (504) 345-8804; www.indywood.org Prytania Theatre: 5339 Prytania St., (504) 891-2787; www. theprytania.com Regal Covington Stadium 14: 69348 Louisiana State Hwy. 121, Covington., (985) 871-7787; www.regmovies.com The Theatres at Canal Place: The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., (504) 581-2540; www.thetheatres. com Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center: 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 827-5858; www. zeitgeistinc.net

Personal memoirs often make a difficult transition to film. There’s a wide gulf between the direct and unencumbered communication of a first-person written account and the massive team effort required to create its big-screen adaptation.

That task is further complicated by widespread familiarity with original source material. Author Cheryl Strayed’s Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail reached No. 1 on The New York Times’ bestseller list and became an Oprah Book Club selection. Wild discards that baggage largely through the efforts of star and co-producer Reese Witherspoon (pictured), who optioned Strayed’s book before it was published, helped assemble a creative team led by French-Canadian director JeanMarc Vallee (Dallas Buyers Club) and turns in what is surely her finest work in the film’s central role.

Set in 1995, Wild recounts the author’s struggles with grief over the early death of her mother Bobbi (Laura Dern) and the drug and sex addictions that resulted in the failure of Strayed’s marriage. Unsure how to proceed, she decides to take a 1,000-mile hike on the Pacific Crest Trail, from the Mojave Desert all the way to the Oregon-Washington border. The trail has proved daunting to even the most experienced long-range hikers. Strayed’s unspoken goal is to confront inner demons and find herself in the wild so she can begin her life anew.

After a slow start, director Vallee finds his footing through the film’s unconventional, almost stream-of-consciousness structure. Wild reveals Strayed’s backstory gradually through intermittent flashbacks, a sometimes-overused device that seems natural here as an expression of Strayed’s solitary thoughts over the course of her long journey. The film moves easily between past and present, and it presents Strayed’s memories in a variety of styles that reflect their slippery nature — some are vivid while others indistinct or limited to sound. It gradually becomes clear how little Wild has in common with Hollywood-style redemption stories.

Surprisingly, Wild is no redemption story at all. Adapted by Nick Hornby (High Fidelity), the screenplay favors clear-eyed self-acceptance over absolution. The film offers no excuses for Strayed’s self-destructive behavior but makes you care about her just the same. Credit for that also goes to Witherspoon. As Strayed, her appealingly underplayed performance has already begun to earn major award nominations. In one of the film’s few missteps, Dern and Gaby Hoffmann (who plays Strayed’s

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Wild (R) Directed by Jean-Marc Vallee Starring Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern Limited release best friend Aimee) get too little screen time to do much with their characters. But the point is that Strayed truly must go it alone.

Strayed confronts all kinds of physical dangers on the trail, from feral animals to her own sometimes life-threatening lack of preparedness. (She initially brings ill-fitting boots and the wrong kind of cooking fuel on a trek with little margin for error.) But there’s no getting around the fact that it’s the men she meets on the trail who seem to pose the biggest threat. This should be troubling, especially in the context of Wild, but mostly it seems true to life. That’s a sad commentary, and one that resonates all too well with today’s frequent headlines about sexual assault. It also pulls Strayed’s story from the confines of confessional non-fiction into the real world where it belongs. — KEN KORMAN

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HAPPENINGS Low Road Third Thursday Art Walk. 700 to 1100 blocks of Royal Street — Galleries on Royal Street stay open until 10 p.m. for this monthly event. 6 p.m. Thursday.

leans.org — Prospect.3: work by Mary Ellen Carroll, through Jan. 25, 2015.

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Antenna Gallery. 3718 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-3161; www. press-street.com/antenna — The Blue Library, group show of photography chapbooks, through January 2015.

Antieau Gallery. 927 Royal St., (504) 304-0849; www.antieaugallery.com — “Super Imposed,” work

by Betsy Youngquist and Celibeth Donnelly, opens Saturday.

Antieau Gallery. 927 Royal St., (504) 304-0849; www.antieaugallery.com — “Phantom Limb,” new work by Chris Roberts-Antieau, through Saturday.

GALLERIES 5 Press Gallery. 5 Press St., (504) 940-2900; www.5pressgallery. com — “Wishlist: Art for Sharing,” art, crafts and gifts by NOCCA faculty and alumni, through Dec. 29.

Academy Gallery. 5256 Magazine St., (504) 899-8111; www. noafa.com — “A Visit to Horn Island,” plein air paintings by Claude Ellender, Diego Larguia, Renee Mitchell, Mary Monk, Louis Morales, Auseklis Ozols, Phil Sandusky and Billy Solitario, through Feb. 27, 2015.

AIA New Orleans Center for Design. 1000 St. Charles Ave., (504) 525-8320; www.aianewor-

Art Gallery of the Consulate of Mexico. 901 Convention Center Blvd., (504) 528-3722 — “Where the River Bends,” photographs by Scott Dalton, through Dec. 30.

Arthur Roger Gallery. 432 Julia St., (504) 522-1999; www.arthurrogergallery.com — “Painting Out Loud,” paintings by Luis Cruz Azaceta; “Unique Observations of the Natural World,” work by John Alexander; both through Saturday.

Barrister’s Gallery. 2331 St. Claude Ave., (504) 525-2767; www. barristersgallery.com — “Orgasm,” photographs by Linda Troeller; paintings and drawings by Carol Leake, Anne Nelson, Cynthia Scott and Frances Swigart; “Sleepers,” photos by Robert Hannant; “Up From Guadalajara,” paintings by

It’s like a parallel universe: Visiting the Newcomb Gallery can be like coming home and finding similar but unfamiliar furnishings in place of your own. Hew Locke, a London-based artist from Guyana, is inspired by his South American homeland’s Caribbean Carnival processions, events celebrated in cities often situated below sea level and surrounded by swamps and old plantations, or along marshy coasts that are rapidly washing away. The first piece I saw, Mosquito Hall (pictured), looks so startlingly like a bayou country fishing camp from my childhood, I had to look twice to see the psychedelic swamp spirit hovering over it. In fact, the abandoned structure is a relic Prospect.3: Recent works by of Locke’s childhood THRU Andrea Fraser, Hew Locke and memories of Guyana, JAN Ebony G. Patterson now immortalized in paint. Gallery walls are (504) 865-5328 covered with his linear www.newcombartgallery.tulane.edu baroque flourishes, line drawings rendered in black rope and beads depicting the march of history as a fantastical Carnival procession with mythic gods, beasts and bizarre creatures brandishing assault rifles. It’s a uniquely compelling installation created during Locke’s first visit to New Orleans, when he was surprised to find so much that seemed so familiar, including Carnival beads dangling from the trees.

In the next room, a small mountain of colorfully bizarre fabric suggests something the Society of Saint Anne marching krewe might have left behind. But a label says it’s Andrea Fraser’s Monument to Discarded Fantasies, a conceptual installation comprised of Brazilian Carnival costumes. In a nearby gallery, Jamaican artist Ebony G. Patterson’s paintings suggest ethereal androgynous figures in vortices of glitter and paint in what a wall text calls her “exploration of Jamaican dancehall culture as a space for ... masquerading and gender fluidity” in the “laissez-faire spirit of Carnival.” Locke and Patterson also are in the Contemporary Arts Center’s upcoming En Mas exhibition featuring Carnival as a contemporary performance art practice in the Caribbean, Europe and New Orleans. Locke’s procession piece, Give and Take, co-produced by the CAC and Britain’s Tate Modern, premiered at Tate’s Turbine Hall last August.

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Roberto Pulido; all through Jan. 3, 2015.

Boyd | Satellite. 440 Julia St., (504) 581-2440; www.boydsatellitegallery. com — “Once Around the Sun,” Polaroids by Richard McCabe and Andres Serrano, through Jan. 1, 2015.

Byrdie’s Gallery. 2422 St. Claude Ave., (504) 656-6794; www.byrdiesgallery.com — “Rhapsody in Blue,” cyanotypes by Philip Yiannopoulos, through Jan. 6, 2015.

Callan Contemporary. 518 Julia St., (504) 525-0518; www.callancontemporary.com — “Back to Bogalusa,” paintings and sculptures by George Dunbar, through Dec. 26.

Carol Robinson Gallery. 840 Napoleon Ave., (504) 895-6130; www. carolrobinsongallery.com — Annual Christmas Exhibition, group show featuring Noah Saterstrom, Jere Allen, Christina Goodman, Beverly Dennis, Cathy Hegman and others, through Dec. 30.

Cole Pratt Gallery. 3800 Magazine St., (504) 891-6789; www.coleprattgallery.com — “At Play,” abstract paintings by Karen Stastny; “Fact and Fiction: Imagining the West,” photographs by Jeremiah Ariaz; both through Dec. 27.

Coup D’oeil Art Consortium. 2033 Magazine St., (504) 722-0876; www. coupdoeilartconsortium.com — “La Petite Mort,” installation by Blaine Capone, James Taylor Bonds and M. Silver Smith, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Dillard University. Art Gallery, Cook Communications Center, 2601 Gentilly Blvd., (504) 816-4853; www.dillard.edu — Prospect.3: work by Terry Adkins and William Cordova, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Du Mois Gallery. 4609 Freret St., (504) 818-6032; www.dumoisgallery. com — “Places Paper and Paper Clay,” collages and ceramics by Don Fels, through Saturday.

The Exchange Center. 935 Gravier St., (504) 523-1465; www.artscouncilofneworleans.org — Prospect.3: work

by Liu Ding, Lisa Sigal and Tavares Strachan, through Jan. 25, 2015.

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A Gallery For Fine Photography.

241 Chartres St., (504) 568-1313; www.agallery.com — “Where: The Exploration of Photographs and Place, 1843-2014”, through January 2015.

Ariodante Gallery. 535 Julia St., (504) 524-3233; www.ariodantegallery.com — “Pathless Travel,” work by Cheryl Grace, Kiki Huston, Ginger Kelly and Ellen Macomber, through December.

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The Foundation Gallery.

1109 Royal St., (504) 568-0955; www.foundationgallerynola. com — “Cosmos Transition,” paintings by Jon Coffelt, through Dec. 23.

The Front. 4100 St. Claude Ave., (504) 301-8654; www. nolafront.org — “Anna Freud and Her Father,” video by Cristina Molina; “Fictitious Cartographies,” collage by Jill Stoll; “Love Object Love,” assemblage and sculpture

by Jessica Vogel; all through Jan. 4, 2015.

Gallery Twenty-One Fourteen. 2114 Decatur St., (504) 875-2110; www.gallerytwentyonefourteen.com — “Things That Go Bump in the Night,” work by Ben Gregory, Margaret Minezer, MRSA, Pauly Lingerfelt, Senan O’Connor, Katy Weidemann and Chez Marie, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Garden District Gallery.

1332 Washington Ave., (504) 891-3032; www.gardendistrictgallery.com — “Annual Holiday Open House,” group exhibition of paintings, pastels, ceramics and sculpture, through Jan. 18, 2015.

Good Children Gallery. 4037 St. Claude Ave., (504) 616-7427; www.goodchildrengallery. com — “Crowning Glory,” new work by Good Children artists, through Jan. 4, 2015.

Hall-Barnett Gallery. 237 Chartres St., (504) 5225657; www.hallbarnett. com — “Southern Winters,” work by Melissa Smith, Laura W. Adams and others, through December.

Hyph3n-Art Gallery. 1901 Royal St., (504) 264-6863; www.hyph3n.com — “Delicate Evolution,” paintings by Emily Lovejoy, through Saturday.

Jean Bragg Gallery of Southern Art. 600 Julia St., (504) 895-7375; www.jeanbragg.com — “B is for Banana, Bayou and Bungalow,” paintings by Carol Hillock, through December.

Joan Mitchell Center. 2275 Bayou Road, (504) 940-2500; www.joanmitchellfoundation.org — “Convergence,” work by resident artists curated by Deborah Willis; Prospect.3: work by McArthur Binion, Los Jaichackers, Akosua Adoma Owusu and Hayal Pozanti; both through Jan. 25, 2015.

Jonathan Ferrara Gallery offsite location. 3919 St. Claude Ave. — “Chapel of the Almighty Dollar,” outdoor installation by Dan Tague, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Kevin Gillentine Gallery.

3917 Magazine St., (504) 8910509; www.kevingillentine. com — “Duck Blinds,” photographs by Nell Campbell, through December.

Laura Simon Nelson Galleries for Louisiana Art. The Historic New Orleans Collection, 400 Chartres St., (504) 523-4662; www.hnoc. org/nelson-galleries — “MirrorFugue,” installation by Xiao Xiao, through Saturday.

LeMieux Galleries. 332 Julia St., (504) 522-5988; www. lemieuxgalleries.com — “An Abstract Master Rediscovered,” work by Dusti Bonge; “Unseen Works of Paul Ninas,” paintings by the late artist; both through Dec. 27.

Loyola University, Collins C. Diboll Art Gallery. Monroe Library, fourth floor, 6363 St. Charles Ave., (504) 861-5456 — “Leftovers,” work by Tasheka Arceneaux Sutton; “Reconciliation,” work by Peter Biarritz; both through Jan. 15, 2015.

Martin Lawrence Gallery New Orleans. 433 Royal St., (504) 299-9055; www. martinlawrence.com — Work

by Mark Kostabi and Erte, through Jan. 1, 2015.

Martine Chaisson Gallery.

727 Camp St., (504) 304-7942; www.martinechaissongallery.com — “A Dot Red,” photogravures by Christa Blackwood, through January 2015.

May Gallery and Residency.

2839 N. Robertson St., Suite 105, (504) 316-3474; www.themayspace.com — Prospect.3: “Meka Jean: How She Got Good,” installation by Tameka Norris, through Jan. 25, 2015.

New Orleans Community Printshop & Darkroom. 1201 Mazant St.; www.nolacommunityprintshop.wordpress. com — “Portraits of place, self and obsession,” photographs by Breonne DeDecker, Meg Turner and Colin Roberson, through December.

New Orleans Glassworks & Printmaking Studio. 727 Magazine St., (504) 529-7277; www.neworleansglassworks. com — “Art d’Hiver,” glass sculpture by Gerald Haessig and print work by Cathy DeYoung, through Dec. 30;

“Insomnia,” watercolor prints

by Henry Miller, through January 2015.

New Orleans Photo Alliance. 1111 St. Mary St., (504) 610-4899; www.neworleansphotoalliance.org — “Skins, Shells and Meats,” assemblages by Elizabeth Stone, through Jan. 20, 2015.

NOCCA Riverfront. 2800 Chartres St., (504) 940-2787; www.nocca.com — “Sabor-Saber-Saver,” photo installation by Cristina Molina, through Jan. 29, 2015.

Octavia Art Gallery. 454 Julia St., (504) 309-4249; www.octaviaartgallery. com — Photography by Joe Zammit-Lucia, through Dec. 27.

Reynolds-Ryan Art Gallery.

Isidore Newman School, 5333 Danneel St., (504) 896-6369; www.newmanschool.org — “Artist Spaces: New Orleans,” photographs by Tina Freeman, through Wednesday.

Scott Edwards Photography Gallery. 2109 Decatur St., (504) 610-0581; www. scottedwardsgallery.com — “Borrowed Relics: The Last of the Large Polaroid Transfers,” photography by Anna Tomczak; “Juju,” photographs

by Sandra Russell Clark; both through Feb. 7, 2015.

Sophie Lvoff at 3422. 3422 St. Claude Ave.; www.facebook.com/sophielvoff3422 — Photographs by Sophie T. Lvoff, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Soren Christensen Gallery.

400 Julia St., (504) 5699501; www.sorengallery. com — “Dream Eternal,” photographs by Nicolas Bruno; “New Light,” abstract paintings by Karen Schare; both through Dec. 30.

St. Tammany Art Association. 320 N. Columbia St., Covington, (985) 892-8650; www.sttammanyartassociation.org — “Nature’s Essence: Two Visions,” paintings by Marcia Holmes and Jim Seitz, through Feb. 7, 2015.

Staple Goods. 1340 St. Roch Ave., (504) 908-7331; www.postmedium.org/ staplegoods — “Brothers x 2,” functional art objects by Abe and Andrew Geasland, through Jan. 11, 2015.

Stella Jones Gallery.

Place St. Charles, 201 St. Charles Ave., Suite 132, (504) 568-9050; www.stellajonesgallery.com — “Another Southern Journey,” work by Ed Clark, Bruce Davenport Jr., Charles Simms and Leonard Maiden, through Jan. 3, 2015.

Ten Gallery. 4432 Magazine St., (504) 333-1414; www.face-

book.com/nolaartsalon — “Down the Hatch,” new work

by Wendell Bruins and Angel Perdomo; new print work by Jono Goodman; both through Dec. 28.

Three Rivers Gallery. 333 E. Boston St., Covington, (985) 892-2811; www.threeriversgallery.com — “Small Works: Group Exhibition,” featuring gallery artists, through February 2015.

Tulane University, Carroll Gallery. Woldenberg Art Center, (504) 314-2228; www. carrollgallery.tulane.edu — “Tulane Contemporary.3,” new work by seven professors in Tulane’s Newcomb Art Department, through Jan. 25, 2015.

UNO-St. Claude Gallery.

2429 St. Claude Ave., (504) 280-6493; www.finearts.uno. edu — Prospect.3: work by Christopher Myers and the Propeller Group’s Phunam, Matt Lucero and Tuan Andrew Nguyen, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Upstairs at 3308 Magazine Street. 3308 Magazine St. — “The Nature of Now,” new work by 14 artists addressing Louisiana ecology, through Jan. 24, 2015.

Xavier University. 1 Drexel Drive, (504) 486-7411; www. xula.edu — Paintings by Deirdre Dyson, through Jan. 16, 2015; Prospect.3: work by Lonnie Holley, through Jan. 25, 2015.

488-5488; www.longuevue. com — Prospect 3: work by Shigeru Ban, Camille Henrot and Jose Antonio Vega Macotela, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Louisiana State Museum Presbytere. 751 Chartres St., (504) 568-6968; www.lsm.crt. state.la.us — “Krewe of Hermes: The Diamond Jubilee,” an overview of the Carnival organization, through December, and more.

New Orleans African American Museum. 1418 Gov. Nicholls St., (504) 566-1136; www.noaam. com — Prospect.3: work by Zarouhie Abdalian, through Jan. 25, 2015.

New Orleans Museum of Art. City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 658-4100; www.noma.org — Prospect.3: work by Tarsila do Amaral, Frederick J. Brown, Huguette Caland, Ed Clark, Andrea Fraser, Paul Gauguin, Jeffrey Gibson and Alma Thomas; “Photorealism: The Sydney and Walda Besthoff Collection,” group exhibition of paintings; both through Jan. 25, 2015, and more.

Ogden Museum of Southern Art. 925 Camp St., (504) 5399600; www.ogdenmuseum. org — “Self-Taught, Outsider and Visionary Art from the collection of Richard Gasperi”; “Self-Processing — Instant Photography,” instant film photography group exhibition; both through Jan. 4, 2015, and more.

Ashe Cultural Arts Center.

1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www. ashecac.org — “If We Had Our Way – Experiencing Joy in the Lives of Women and Girls,” photographs by Douglas Redd and Jeffrey Cook, through December, and more.

Old U.S. Mint. 400 Esplanade Ave., (504) 568-6993; www.crt.state. la.us/museum/properties/ usmint — Pictures of the Year International, images from the Missouri School of Journalism’s photojournalism competition; “Keeping Time,” photographs of Louisiana’s musical history; both through February 2015.

George & Leah McKenna Museum of African American Art. 2003 Carondelet St., (504) 586-7432; www. themckennamuseum.com — Prospect.3: work by Carrie Mae Weems, through Jan. 25, 2015, and more.

Southeastern Architectural Archive. Tulane University, Jones Hall, 6801 Freret St., (504) 865-5699; www.seaa. tulane.edu — “Bungalows,” artifacts of bungalow and cottage architecture, through May 20, 2015.

MUSEUMS

The Historic New Orleans Collection. 533 Royal St., (504) 523-4662; www.hnoc. org — “Andrew Jackson: Hero of New Orleans”, through March 29, 2015..

Le Musee de F.P.C. 2336 Esplanade Ave., (504) 233-0384; www.facebook.com/lemuseedefpc — “Revelations of Goddesses,” paintings by Eleanor Merritt, through Jan. 25, 2015.

Longue Vue House and Gardens. 7 Bamboo Road, (504)

Southern Food & Beverage Museum. 1504 Oretha C. Haley Blvd., (504) 569-0405; www.southernfood.org — “Happy Happy Happy!” photographs from S. Louise Neal’s Birthday Cake Project, ongoing.

Sydney and Walda Besthoff Sculpture Garden. New Orleans Museum of Art, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, City Park, (504) 658-4100; www. noma.org — Prospect.3: work by Will Ryman, through Jan. 25, 2015.

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Guthrie Contemporary. 3815 Magazine St., (504) 897-2688; www.guthriecontemporary. com — “Big Appetites,” photographs by Christopher Boffoli; “Counting to Ten in French,” photo-based art by Aline Smithson; “She Can Leap Tall Buildings,” photographs

by Heidi Lender; all through February 2015.

Jonathan Ferrara Gallery.

400 Julia St., (504) 522-5471; www.jonathanferraragallery. com — “Guns in the Hands of Artists,” decommissioned guns repurposed as art, through Jan. 24, 2015.

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HOLIDAY The Amazing Acro-Cats: Meowy Catmas. AllWays Lounge, 2240 St. Claude Ave., (504) 758-5590; www.theallwayslounge.com — Trained cats jump through hoops, walk a tightrope and run an obstacle course in this feline circus with a holiday theme. 7 p.m. Thursday-Sunday.

A Christmas Carol: The Musical.

Rivertown Theaters for the Performing Arts, 325 Minor St., (504) 461-9475; www.rivertowntheaters.com — The musical version of Charles Dickens’ holiday story features music by Alan Menken.

General tickets $37, seniors $35, students and military $32. 8 p.m.

Friday-Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday.

A Christmas Carol. Anthony Bean Community Theater, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 862-7529; www.anthonybeantheater. com — Harold X. Evans stars as Scrooge in a performance of Charles Dickens’ classic, featuring contemporary Christmas

Though not in sync with the show’s tone, John Boutte gave a touching performance of a Christmas song.

As with the company’s most recent production, Musical of the Living Dead, there was a good amount of blood spray and a “splatter zone” in the audience. When a character died, the audience got sprayed with red and green fluids.

In one scene, Carol Brady (Kimberly Kaye) had her vocal cords ripped out as she tried to sing. Her curly-haired daughter finished the song as blood from Brady’s neck spewed over the audience.

There were many holiday jokes in the comedy, but the show dragged when the humor veered

into meta-commentary. At a few points, Cerveris turned to director Christopher Bentivegna to make a dig at the production’s minimal budget. These moments felt forced, and a bit about killing off the “ethnic” character fell flat.

Clarice eventually confronted the jailed Hannibal Lecter (Logan Faust), the menacing and charming cannibal. The scene’s irreverence was particularly satisfying as it led to the final showdown at the most uncomfortable holiday party ever.

A Christmassacre Story might not be right for the entire family, but it’s a good time for those who find the holidays a bit scary.

— TYLER GILLESPIE

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A Christmas Carol: The Whole Story. Clearview Mall, 4436 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 885-0202; www.clearviewmall.com — Rene J.F. Piazza directs a comedic retelling of the holiday classic by the Actor’s Theatre of New Orleans, featuring a variety of fairy tale characters. 7:30 p.m.

Friday-Saturday.

carols. 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 3 p.m. Sunday.

A Christmas Carol. Loyola University New Orleans, Marquette Theatre, Marquette Hall, 6363 St. Charles Ave., (504) 865-2074; www.montage.loyno. edu — Southern Rep’s holiday production stars John “Spud” McConnell as Scrooge and Donald Lewis as Bob Cratchit. 8 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, 3 p.m.

Saturday-Sunday.

Grenadine McGunkle’s DoubleWide Christmas. Mid-City Theatre, 3540 Toulouse St., (504) 488-1460; www.midcitytheatre. com — Grenadine McGunkle (Dorian Rush) and her cousins (Ashley Ricord Santos, Lisa Picone Love) host last-minute Christmas speed dating at the Everlasting Arms Motor Park.

Tickets $25 Friday-Saturday, $20 Sunday. 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 6 p.m. Sunday.

The Naughty List. Shadowbox Theatre, 2400 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-8676; www.theshadowboxtheatre.com — Local writers share “an evening of monologues, mistletoe and mistakes” at a holiday performance. Tickets $10. 8 p.m.

Thursday-Sunday.

The Nightmare Before Christmas Burlesque. Shadowbox Theatre, 2400 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-8676; www.theshadowboxtheatre.com — Remy Dee

Frosty the Snowman is cooking up drugs for Santa Claus.

Children, both naughty and nice, are missing. There’s a killer on the loose, and apparently he’s trying to skin his victims. “I don’t want to scare you,” sings the sock-puppet serial killer, “… just want to wear you.” It’s the most wonderful time of the year … for blood in the premiere of See ‘Em on Stage’s A Christmassacre Story at The Shadowbox Theatre.

Clarice the Reindeer (a puppet operated by Katie Coplen Bourg) is on a mission to catch a killer. A young boy (a plastic doll) climbed into the back of Buffalo Bill’s truck and now he’s missing.

The show mostly uses puppets — elves, socks and a bare hand — to tell its gruesome tale, which is a mix of The Silence of the Lambs, A Charlie Brown Christmas and Sesame Street.

Puppeteers work behind a wooden backdrop painted with a scene of a wholesome, snowcovered town, and less conventional holiday decor includes a tree decorated with plastic doll parts.

With his face painted white and dressed like a snowman, Burl Ives (Michael Cerveris) narrates the gnarly tale. Cerveris, who performed in the first weekend of the run, is the only actor who didn’t use a puppet, and he sang a substantial portion of the show’s original songs. With music and lyrics by Paul Sanchez (Nine Lives: A Musical Story of New Orleans) and Mary Lasseigne, the tunes parodied Christmas standards and were as funny as they were gory. Each night, the show featured a musical guest.

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STAGE LISTINGS directs a burlesque performance based on Tim Burton’s animated holiday movie. 11 p.m.

Friday-Saturday.

The Nutcracker. Jefferson Performing Arts Center, 400 Phlox Ave., Metairie, (504) 885-2000; www.jpas.org — Jefferson Performing Arts Society presents the holiday classic, as created by the late ballet master Harvey Hysell.

General tickets $30, seniors and military $27, students $20, children $15. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, 3 p.m. Sunday.

When the Oldest Baby Jesus Got Lost. Mandeville Community Center, 3090 E. Causeway Approach, Mandeville, (985) 624-3127 — Jason Leader directs a humorous, family-friendly Christmas nativity story that starts with a children’s chorus and a missing manger doll. 7 p.m. Friday; 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. Saturday.

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6x6. Mid-City Theatre, 3540 Toulouse St., (504) 488-1460; www.midcitytheatre.com — Local playwrights present staged readings of six new 10-minute plays. Tickets $10.

7:30 p.m. Wednesday.

The Book of Nightmares. Lost Love Lounge, 2529 Dauphine St., (504) 949-2009; www. lostlovelounge.com — The Great American Poetry & Theatre Company presents a stage adaption of poet Galway Kinnell’s book-length piece. Pay what you will. 8 p.m. Thursday.

Dirty Dancing. Saenger Theatre, 1111 Canal St., (504) 2870351; www.saengernola.com — The musical version of Baby and Johnny’s summer romance features songs from the film and original choreography.

Tickets start at $35. 7:30 p.m.

Tuesday-Thursday; 8 p.m. Friday; 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. Saturday; 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Sunday.

Twelfth Night; or, What You Will. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 658-4100; www.noma.org — The NOLA Project stages a production of Shakespeare’s comedy about shipwrecked twins in the museum’s Great Hall. General tickets $24, museum members and children $18. 7:30 p.m.

Tuesday-Thursday and Sunday.

CABARET, BURLESQUE & VARIETY Beach Blanket Burlesque. Tiki Tolteca, 301 N. Peters St., (504) 267-4406; www.facebook.com/ tikitolteca — GoGo McGregor hosts a burlesque show. 9 p.m. Wednesday.

Big Deal Burlesque. Siberia, 2227 St. Claude Ave., (504) 2658855; www.siberianola.com — Roxie le Rouge hosts the burlesque show. Tickets $10. 9 p.m. Thursday.

Clue: A Burlesque Mystery.

AllWays Lounge, 2240 St. Claude Ave., (504) 758-5590; www.theallwayslounge.com — GoGo McGregor and Dr. Sick stage an interactive show based on the classic board game. 10 p.m. Saturday.

Creole Sweet Tease The Dirty Dime Peepshow. AllWays Lounge, 2240 St. Claude Ave., (504) 758-5590; www.theallwayslounge.com — The Lady Lucerne and Vinsantos star in an extra-naughty burlesque show, hosted by Ben Wisdom and produced by Bella Blue.

Tickets $15. Midnight Friday.

Sunday School. The BEATnik, 1638 Clio St., (504) 648-7998 — The burlesque and variety show features the Rev. Spooky LeStrange & Her Billion Dollar Baby Dolls. Cover $5. 9 p.m. Sunday.

Talk Nerdy to Me. Dragon’s Den (downstairs), 435 Esplanade Ave., (504) 940-5546; www.dragonsdennola.com — The weekly sci-fi-themed revue features burlesque performers, comedians and sideshow acts. 7 p.m. Saturday.

OPERA Opera on Tap. Four Points

by Sheraton, 541 Bourbon St., (504) 524-7611; www.starwoodhotels.com — Young local and regional singers perform opera and Broadway songs. 7 p.m. Wednesday.

COMEDY Accessible Comedy. Buffa’s, 1001 Esplanade Ave., (504) 9490038; www.buffaslounge.com — Jake Potter hosts stand-up.

Midnight Friday.

All-Star Comedy Revue. Bear with Me. Twelve Mile Limit, 500 S. Telemachus St., (504) 488-8114; www.facebook.com/twelve. mile.limit — Molly Ruben-Long and Julie Mitchell host an open mic. 9 p.m. Monday.

Chris & Tami. The New Movement, 2706 St. Claude Ave., (504) 302-8264; www. newmovementtheater.com — Comedy theater founders Chris Trew and Tami Nelson perform free weekly improv.

9:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Comedy Beast. Howlin’ Wolf Den, 907 S. Peters St., (504) 529-5844; www.thehowlinwolf. com — The New Movement presents a stand-up comedy showcase. 8:30 p.m. Tuesday.

Comedy Catastrophe. Lost Love Lounge, 2529 Dauphine St., (504) 949-2009; www. lostlovelounge.com — Cassidy Henehan hosts the weekly comedy showcase. 9 p.m. Tuesday.

Comedy Sportz. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., (504) 231-7011; www.nolacomedy.com — The theater hosts an all-ages improv comedy show.

8 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

Cram It In. The BEATnik, 1638 Clio St., (504) 648-7998 — Massive Fraud presents an openmic comedy show hosted by Joe Cardosi. 7 p.m. Friday.

Crescent City Stand-Up. Shadowbox Theatre, 2400 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-8676; www.theshadowboxtheatre. com — Benjamin Hoffman hosts a comedy showcase.

Tickets $10. 8 p.m. Wednesday.

Friday Night Laughs. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., (504) 231-7011; www. nolacomedy.com — Jackie Jenkins Jr. hosts an open mic.

11 p.m. Friday.

Give ’Em the Light Open-Mic Comedy Show. House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., (504) 310-4999; www.houseofblues. com — Leon Blanda hosts the showcase. 8 p.m. Tuesday.

Johnny Rock. C. Beever’s Bar of Music, 2507 N. Woodlawn Ave., Metairie, (504) 887-9401 — Comedian Johnny Rock hosts an open-mic comedy night. 8 p.m. Tuesday.

Laugh & Sip. The Wine Bistro, 1011 Gravier St., (504) 606-6408; www.facebook.com/thewinebistrono — Mark Caesar and DJ Cousin Cav host the weekly showcase of local comedians.

8 p.m. Thursday.

Local Uproar. AllWays Lounge, 2240 St. Claude Ave., (504) 7585590; www.theallwayslounge. com — Tory Gordon and Paul Oswell host an open-mic night.

7 p.m. Saturday.

The Megaphone Show. The New Movement, 2706 St. Claude Ave., (504) 302-8264; www.newmovementtheater. com — Improv comics take inspiration from a local celebrity’s true story at this weekly show. 10:30 p.m. Saturday.

A Night of Comedy. Tacos & Beer, 1622 St. Charles Ave., (504) 304-8722 — Corey Mack hosts two stand-up showcases. 8 p.m. & 10 p.m. Saturday.

NOLA Comedy Hour. Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave., (504) 945-4446; www. hiholounge.net — Andrew Polk hosts the series, which features a booked showcase and open mic. 9 p.m. Sunday.

Sketch Comedy.

La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., (504) 231-7011; www.sketchycharacters. net — The Sketchy Characters perform sketch comedy. 9:30 p.m. Saturday.

Think You’re Funny? Carrollton Station Bar and Music Club, 8140 Willow St., (504) 865-9190; www.carrolltonstation.com — The weekly open-mic comedy showcase is open to all comics. 9 p.m.

Wednesday.

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TUESDAY 16 All for One Christmas Party.

Cafe Istanbul, New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave., (504) 940-1130; www.cafeistanbulnola.com — The benefit for the St. Luke Foundation for Haiti features Haitian crafts, hors d’oeuvres and music by Damas Louis, Morikeba Kouyate and Matthew Shilling. 5:30 to 7:30 p.m.

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It’s All About the Music Bike Ride. Louis Armstrong Park, 701 N. Rampart St., (504) 6583200; www.facebook.com/ groups/nolasocialride — The cyclists of NOLA Social Ride cruise around the city, stopping along the way to enjoy live music. 6 p.m.

Peace Corps Information Session. New Orleans Public Library, Main Library, 219 Loyola Ave., (504) 596-2602 — Attendees learn about international service work through the Peace Corps. Noon.

WEDNESDAY 17 Barbershop Meetings. Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac. org — Peter Nahkid leads the men’s discussion. 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Creative Grind. The Rook Cafe, 4516 Freret St., (618) 520-9843; www.neworleans. aiga.org/event/creative-grind — Designers, artists, writers and makers meet to share work and offer feedback. 8 a.m. to 10 a.m.

Crescent City Sufi Circle.

Balance Yoga & Wellness, 120 S. Cortez St., 352-4813; www. balanceyogawellness.com — The group shares the work of 13th-century Persian poet Rumi. 8 p.m.

Lunchbox Lecture. National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., (504) 528-1944, ext. 229; www.nationalww2museum.org — The semi-monthly lecture series features World War II-related topics. Noon.

Nature Walk and Titivation.

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Northlake Nature Center, 23135 Highway 190, Mandeville, (985) 626-1238; www. northlakenature.org — Guests tour natural habitats and learn to prune plants along the trail. 1 p.m.

Pay It Forward Launch Party.

Eiffel Society, 2040 St. Charles Ave., (504) 525-2951; www. eiffelsociety.com — Youth film education organization The COOL Cooperative hosts a benefit featuring food, raffles and music by the Ultimate House Band. 5 p.m. to 8 p.m.

RAW NOLA: HolidayRAWk. Republic New Orleans, 828 S. Peters St., (504) 528-8282; www.rawartists.org/neworleans — The arts and crafts showcase features local artists, designers, filmmakers, musicians and stylists.

Tickets $15 in advance, $20 day of. 7 p.m. to 11 p.m.

Salute Saraswati. Inner Recess, 1068 Magazine St., (504) 298-8863; www.innerrecess. com — The tribute to the Hindu goddess of knowledge includes yoga, music by Dubla and juice from Juice NOLA. Tickets $10. 6 p.m.

Talk That Music Talk book launch. Old U.S. Mint, 400 Esplanade Ave., (504) 568-6993; www.crt.state.la.us/museum/ properties/usmint — Six brass bands including the Storyville Stompers and Treme Brass Band perform at a book launch for Talk That Music Talk, a history of local brass bands by Bruce Barnes of the New Orleans Jazz National Historical Park and Rachel Breunlin of the Neighborhood Story Project. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.

THURSDAY 18 Bridge lessons. Wes Busby Bridge Center, 2709 Edenborn Ave., Metairie, (504) 889-0869 — Beginners and novices take free bridge lessons. 9 a.m.

Sistahs Making a Change.

Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac.org — Women of all experience dance, talk and dine together at this health-centered event. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

FRIDAY 19 Adult Education Program Registration. Delgado Community College, 615 City Park Ave., (504) 671-5012; www.dcc.edu — Students seeking a high school equivalency diploma register for free adult education courses. Contact adulted@dcc.edu for details. 8 a.m. to noon.

Friday Nights at NOMA. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 658-4100; www.noma.org — This week’s event includes comedy tours of Photorealism

by The New Movement and music by Symphony Chorus of New Orleans and Opera on Tap. 5 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

SATURDAY, DEC 20 Antique Auto Club of St. Bernard Cruise Night. Brewster’s, 8751 W. Judge Perez Drive, Chalmette, (504) 309-7548; www.brewstersrestaurant.com — Antique and classic cars are displayed and there is music from the 1950s through the 1970s. 6 p.m.

Craft Fair at Lee Lane. Walker Alley Tea Garden, corner of Lee Lane & Walker Alley — The Covington craft market features art, crafts, collectables, live music and treats. 1 p.m. to 4 p.m.

Free health screenings.

Columbia Parc Health Center, 3943 St. Bernard Ave., (504) 529-5558; www.stthomaschc. org — Attendees receive health screenings and assistance with health insurance or Medicaid enrollment. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Jazz Yoga. Jazz National Historical Park, 916 N. Peters St., (504) 589-4841 — Susan Landry leads a free class featuring meditational jazz piano. 10 a.m.

White Glove Wednesdays.

National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., (504) 527-6012; www.nationalww2museum.org — Curator Eric Rivets gives visitors a chance to wear original military uniforms and equipment. 9 a.m.

Madisonville Art Market.

Madisonville Art Market, Tchefuncte River at Water Street, Madisonville, (985) 871-4918; www.artformadisonville.org — The monthly market features works by local artists including paintings, mixed media, photography, jewelry, wood carving, sculpture, stained glass and more. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Women and Wine on Wednesdays. Pearl Wine Co., 3700 Orleans Ave., (504) 4836360; www.pearlwineco.com — Women relax and network while enjoying wine. 5:30 p.m.

Northshore Camellia Show & Sale. St. Scholastica Academy, 122 S. Massachusetts St., Covington, (985) 630-9899; www. northshorecamelliasociety. org — The Northshore Camellia

EVENT LISTINGS Society hosts a flower sale and competition. Plant sale begins at 9 a.m., judging is at 11:30 a.m. and the show is open to the public from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m.

OCH Recycled Art Market. Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 827-5858; www. ochartmarket.com — There’s live music, entertainment and art and home furnishings crafted from reclaimed materials. 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Piety Street Market. The Old Ironworks, 612 Piety St., (504) 908-4741; www.612piety.com — More than 50 vendors offer art, jewelry, crafts, vintage clothes, collectibles, used books and flea market treasures at this monthly market.

11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Swap Meet NOLA. Swap Meet NOLA, 3525 Bienville St., (504) 813-5370; www.swapmeetnola. com — The event includes a farmers market, flea market and art market. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday-Sunday.

Yoga. Sydney and Walda Besthoff Sculpture Garden, New Orleans Museum of Art, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, City Park, (504) 456-5000; www.noma.org — The museum hosts classes in the sculpture garden.

Non-members $5. 8 a.m.

MONDAY, DEC 22

Moonlight Hike and Marshmallow Melt. Northlake Nature Center, 23135 Highway 190, Mandeville, (985) 626-1238; www.northlakenature.org — Participants take a quiet evening hike. Reservations required; call or email rue@ northlakenature.org. 4:45 p.m.

Tai Chi/Chi Kung. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 6584100; www.noma.org — Terry Rappold leads the class in the museum’s art galleries. Call (504) 456-5000 for details.

Non-members $5. 6 p.m.

WORDS Barbara Barnes Sims. Louisiana Music Factory, 421 Frenchmen St., (504) 586-1094; www. louisianamusicfactory.com — The author signs The Next Elvis: Searching for Stardom at Sun Records. 2 p.m. Saturday.

Colleen Mooney. Hotel Monteleone, 214 Royal St., (504) 523-3341; www.hotelmonteleone.com — The author presents Rescued By a Kiss, the first in her New Orleans

E2 (Elizabeth Kleinveld & Epaul Julien). Octavia Books, 513 Octavia St., (504) 899-7323; www.octaviabooks.com — The photographers sign their unbound art book, In Empathy We Trust. 3 p.m. Sunday.

Friends of the New Orleans Public Library Book Sale.

Latter Library, 5120 St. Charles Ave., (504) 596-2625; www. nutrias.org — The group hosts twice-weekly sales of books, DVDs, books on tape, LPs and more. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Wednesday and Saturday.

Jose Torres-Tama. Faubourg Marigny Art & Books, 600 Frenchmen St., (504) 947-3700; www.fabonfrenchmen.com — The Ecuadorian-born bilingual performance poet reads and signs his work. 6 p.m. Sunday.

Mamie Sterkx Gasperecz.

Tubby & Coo’s Mid-City Book Shop, 631 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 491-9025; www.facebook. com/tubbyandcoos — The director of the Hermann-Grima Historic House discusses Kerri McCaffety’s Luxury, Inequity & Yellow Fever, which was photographed at the house.

5:30 p.m. Thursday.

Morgan Molthrop. Tubby & Coo’s Mid-City Book Shop, 631 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 4919025; www.facebook.com/tubbyandcoos — The author signs Andrew Jackson’s Playbook: 15 Strategies for Success. 5:30 p.m. Tuesday.

Ryan Adams. Pop City, 3118 Magazine St. — The children’s author signs New Orleans Mother Goose. 11 a.m. Saturday.

Santa at the Library.

Algiers Regional Library, 3014 Holiday Drive, Algiers, (504) 529-7323; www.nutrias. org — Santa reads stories and poses for photos with kids.

2:30 p.m. Saturday.

Story Time with Miss Maureen.

Maple Street Book Shop, 7529 Maple St., (504) 866-4916; www. maplestreetbookshop.com — Children’s books are read. 11:30 a.m. Saturday.

Story Time with Santa. Tubby & Coo’s Mid-City Book Shop, 631 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 491-9025; www.facebook.com/ tubbyandcoos — Santa reads holiday stories and poses for pictures with kids. 10:30 p.m. Saturday.

Tina Freeman.

The Historic New Orleans Collection, 533 Royal St., (504) 523-4662; www.hnoc.org — The photographer signs Artist Spaces. 2 p.m. Saturday.

Warren Perrin. Marriott Hotel, 555 Canal St., (504) 581-1000; www.marriott.com — Book director Warren Perrin signs Acadie Then and Now: A People’s History, a collection of articles on modern Acadians and Cajuns. 3:30 p.m. Friday.

Wine & Sign. New Orleans Athletic Club, 222 N. Rampart St., (504) 525-2375; www. neworleansathleticclub.com — The club hosts a book signing by authors including Richard Campanella, Morgan Molthrop, James Nolan, Jason Berry and more. 7 p.m. Thursday.

SPORTS New Orleans Bowl. Mercedes-Benz Superdome, 1500 Poydras St., (504) 587-3663; www.neworleansbowl.org— Louisiana’s Ragin’ Cajuns face the Nevada Wolf Pack at 10 a.m. Saturday. The weekend also includes a second line on Bourbon St. at 9 p.m. Thursday, a two-mile “Dashing Through the Dome” race and a free concert at Champions Square at 6:30 p.m. Friday.

Pelicans. Smoothie King Center, 1501 Girod St., (504) 5873663; www.nba.com/pelicans — The New Orleans Pelicans play the Utah Jazz at 7 p.m.

Tuesday and the Portland Trail Blazers at 6 p.m. Saturday.

Saints. Mercedes-Benz Superdome, 1500 Poydras St., (504) 587-3663; www.neworleanssaints.com — The New Orleans Saints play the Atlanta Falcons. Noon Sunday.

FARMERS MARKETS Covington Farmers Market. www.covingtonfarmersmarket. org — The Northshore market offers local produce, meat, seafood, breads, prepared foods, plants and live music at two weekly dates. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Wednesday at Covington Trailhead, 419 N. Hampshire St., Covington; 8 a.m. to noon Saturday at Covington City Hall, 609 N. Columbia St., Covington.

Crescent City Farmers Market. www.crescentcityfarmersmarket.org — The market offers produce, meat, seafood, dairy, flowers and prepared food at four weekly dates. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Tuesday at Tulane University Square, 200 Broadway St.; 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. Wednesday at the French Market, corner of Gov. Nicholls Street and French Market Place; 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. Thursday at American Can Apartments, 3700 Orleans Ave.; 8 a.m. to noon Saturday at Magazine Street Market, corner of Magazine and Girod streets.

CRISP Farms Market. CRISP Farms Market, 1330 France St.; www.facebook.com/ CRISPfarms — The urban farm offers greens, produce, herbs and seedlings. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Wednesday.

German Coast Farmers Market. Ormond Plantation, 13786 River Road, Destrehan; www. germancoastfarmersmarket. org — The market features vegetables, fruits, flowers and

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Home for the Holidays. House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., (504) 310-4999; www.houseofblues. com — The benefit for NOCCA’s Daniel Price Memorial Fund for Aspiring Artists features music

by Trombone Shorty, Kermit Ruffins, Rebirth Brass Band, John Boutte and more. Tickets $37. 7:30 p.m. to midnight.

Go Cup Chronicles series. 1 p.m. Sunday.

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EVENT LISTINGS other items. 8 a.m. to noon.

Gretna Farmers Market. Huey P. Long Avenue at Second Street, Gretna; www. gretnafarmersmarket.com — The weekly rain-or-shine market features more than 30 vendors offering fruits, vegetables, meats and flowers. 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Saturday.

Hollygrove Market. Hollygrove Market & Farm, 8301 Olive St., (504) 483-7037; www. hollygrovemarket.com — The urban farm operates a fresh market that’s open daily.

10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday-Friday; 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday-Sunday.

Old Algiers Harvest Fresh Market. Old Algiers Harvest Fresh Market, 922 Teche St., Algiers, (504) 362-0708; www.oldalgiersharvestfreshmarket.com — Produce and seafood are available for purchase. 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. Friday.

Rivertown Farmers Market. 400 block of Williams Boulevard, Kenner, (504) 468-7231; www.kenner.la.us — The market features fruits, vegetables, dairy products, homemade jams and jellies and cooking demonstrations. 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Saturday.

Sankofa Mobile Market. www.sankofanola.org — The Sankofa market truck offers seasonal produce from the Sankofa Garden at several weekly stops. 11 a.m. to noon Tuesday at the Lower 9th Ward Community Center, 5234 N. Claiborne Ave.; 9:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. Sunday at New Israel Baptist Church, 6322 St. Claude Ave.

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St. Bernard Seafood & Farmers Market.

Aycock Barn, 409 Aycock St., Arabi, (504) 355-4442; www.fb.com/StBMarket — The market offers seafood, produce, preserves, baked goods, crafts, live entertainment and children’s activities. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday.

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Vietnamese Farmers Market. 14401 Alcee Fortier Blvd. — Fresh produce, baked goods and live poultry are available at this early market catering to New Orleans East’s Vietnamese population. 5 a.m. Saturday.

REQUEST FOR APPLICATIONS Call for Makers. The New Orleans Mini Maker Faire seeks makers, artists, performers and crafters for the March 7, 2015 event at Tulane University. Visit www. nolamakerfaire.com/callformakers for an application. Deadline Feb. 1, 2015.

New Orleans Fashion Week. Organizers are accepting designer applications for New Orleans Fashion Week, March 21 to 28, 2015. Deadline for the Top Design Competition is Dec. 31; deadline for the Featured Designer is Jan. 15, 2015. Visit www.fashionweeknola.com for details.

PitchNOLA. Propeller Incubator, 4035 Washington Ave., (504) 564-7816; www. gopropeller.org — Propeller is accepting applications for a live business pitch competition where community members offer solutions to local challenges. More than $5,000 will be awarded. Deadline Dec. 19.

Visit www.gopropeller.org for details.

Swap Meet NOLA. Swap Meet NOLA, 3525 Bienville St., (504) 813-5370; www. swapmeetnola.com — Artists, farmers, bakers and flea market vendors are invited to set up booths at recurring swap meets.

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HOLIDAY Bayou Christmas. Heritage Park, 1701 Bayou Lane, Slidell, (985) 646-4371 — The holiday lights festival features live music, visits with Santa and a local gift market. 6 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Thursday-Monday.

Caroling in Jackson Square and Holiday Home Tour of the Vieux Carre. 1000 Bourbon St.; www.patioplanters. org — The public is invited to Jackson Square to sing Christmas carols. Patio Planters offers a self-guided walking tour of historic private homes in the French Quarter for $20. Tours run 1 p.m. to 4 p.m.; caroling at 7 p.m. Sunday.

Caroling with Louisiana History Alive. French Market, corner of Gov. Nicholls Street and French Market Place, (504) 522-2621; www.frenchmarket.org — Famous New Orleanians from history lead period and contemporary holiday songs. Noon Friday.

Christmas Extravaganza.

Crystal Palace, 10020 Chef Menteur Hwy.; www. crystalpalacereceptions. net — The East New Orleans Neighborhood Advisory Commission’s gala features food, raffles and music

by James Rivers, Michael Ward, Stephanie Jordan and more. Tickets $75. 8 p.m. to midnight Friday.

Christmas Dinner for Those in Need. Bridge House/ Grace House, 1160 Camp St., 522-2124; www.bridgehouse. org — Homeless men and women enjoy a holiday meal and receive clothing, toiletries and information about services available at Bridge House and Grace House. 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sunday.

Festival of Trees: ’Tis the Season for Silly Sweaters. Louisiana Children’s Museum, 420 Julia St., (504) 523-1357; www.lcm.org — Families show off holiday sweaters and participate in seasonal crafts and games.

11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday.

Fiesta Navidena.

Casell-Bergen Gallery, 1305

Decatur St., (504) 524-0671; www.casellbergengallery. com — The holiday party features appearances by gallery artists, Latin food, wine and music by Julio y Cesar. 3:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Sunday.

Grand Menorah Lighting.

The Outlet Collection at Riverwalk, 500 Port of New Orleans Place — Chabad of Louisiana celebrates the first night of Chanukah with music by Yoel Sharabi, latkes, kids’ activities and a menorah lighting at 6:15 p.m. 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Tuesday.

Green Gifts and Holiday Market. New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave., (504) 948-9961; www. neworleanshealingcenter.org — Environmental business organization LifeCity hosts a arts market featuring local and sustainable gifts. 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. Thursday.

Holiday In the Park.

Lafreniere Park, 3000 Downs Blvd., Metairie, (504) 838-4389; www.lafrenierepark.org — The park’s holiday celebration features light displays, a carousel, ornament decorating and Christmas characters. Admission $3 per car. Dusk to 9:45 p.m.

Sunday-Thursday, dusk to 11:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

Holiday Penguin Feeding.

Audubon Aquarium of the Americas, 1 Canal St., (504) 581-4629; www.auduboninstitute.org/visit/aquarium — Santa delivers treats to the aquarium’s penguins. 3 p.m. Thursday.

Miracle on Fulton Street.

Fulton Street, at Poydras Street near Harrah’s Hotel; www.miracleonfulton.com

— The holiday decorations on the pedestrian walk include faux snow, Christmas tree and a gingerbread St. Louis Cathedral.

There’s live music from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Friday.

Tuesday-Monday.

NOLA Christmas Fest. Ernest N. Morial Convention Center, 900 Convention Center Blvd., (504) 582-3000; www. christmasinthedistrict. com — The indoor festival features decorated trees, a gingerbread house competition, inflatables, crafts and activities. Weekends include an arts and crafts market. 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.

Tuesday-Friday; noon to 9 p.m. Saturday-Monday.

Santa Dive. Audubon Aquarium of the Americas, 1 Canal St., (504) 581-4629; www.auduboninstitute. org/visit/aquarium — Santa plunges into the Great Maya Reef exhibit. 2:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Tales of the Toddy. House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., (504) 310-4999; www. houseofblues.com — Attendees enjoy seasonal cocktails by 48 local bartenders, hors d’oeuvres and music by John Lisi and Delta Funk. Tickets $40. 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Thursday.

Toy Drive. Bar Redux, 801 Poland Ave., (504) 592-7083; www.barredux.com — The bar collects toys for children ages nine to 16, benefiting Crescent House’s services for survivors of domestic violence. Donors receive a free PBR or High Life. Tuesday-Monday.

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Celebration in the Oaks.

New Orleans City Park, 1 Palm Drive, (504) 488-2896; www.celebrationintheoaks. com — The festival of lights draws 165,000 people to City Park for light displays, dancers, a carousel and a train ride. Admission $8.

6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Sunday-Thursday, 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

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Dear Justin, The reason everybody keeps talking about LinkedIn is that it is now the world’s largest professional career and business networking tool, with 200 million+ global users. 42% update their LinkedIn profiles regularly, making it a “must have” application for recruiters and business professionals wishing to recruit fresh talent. According to a Bullhorn survey, 97% of recruiters say they used LinkedIn to find Grant Cooper job candidates, and 67% say that LinkedIn is their sole online recruiting tool. A LinkedIn survey found that 50% of Fortune 100 companies are now hiring employees through LinkedIn. However, in addition to recruiting and job searching, LinkedIn is considered by many to be the “best-in-class” source for locating consultants and service providers, purchasing specialized professional services, finding speakers, and exploring strategic partnerships. For those reasons, and many more, you will find that being on LinkedIn is something professionals do, not simply jobseekers. Because of thathose reasons and others, simply being on LinkedIn is not generally considered a threat or risky.

To test this out, you can log on to LinkedIn and conduct a quick search for high profile people you know, not just those who are out of work. In the Advanced Search, you can choose Names, Titles, Locations, Companies (by Company Name, Size, Industry, etc.). When you search, you will see that many colleagues and associates you respect are already on LinkedIn and are in the process of building their support networks.

Also, LinkedIn has approximately 3 million Business Pages, so many companies are there, as well. In fact, LinkedIn is a popular Business-to-Business (B2B) tool for companies to sell to other companies. Because of that, simply being on LinkedIn is a pretty safe way to get your name out there, build up an online network, and open up opportunities with recruiters and decision-makers.

Justin, here are 9 tips I can suggest in establishing yourself effectively on LinkedIn: 1. Start with the LinkedIn free account and if you get serious about using it as a job search tool, strongly consider getting a Premium Account for a reasonable monthly fee.

2. Create a really attention-getting Profile. LinkedIn even has a helpful feature that shows your “Profile Strength” as you add new information (many of our clients hire us to get their Profiles up to the “All Star” level).

3. Upload an attractive photo, preferably a professionally taken headshot. Profiles with photos attract 50%70% more inquiries.

4. LinkedIn allows users the ability to create an attention-getting Headline that is featured directly below your photo in search results. For example, “Medical Sales Professional Driving Record-Breaking Territory Revenues.”

5. All of the sections in your Profile (Summary, Experience, Education, Skills & Expertise, etc.) should be completed with industry insider keywords, and with a flair that shows you are an achiever in your field.

6. LinkedIn permits uploading of graphics for many of the sections. Logos for companies you have worked at and schools you have attended add a visual element that makes your profile stand out.

7. Click on “Groups” in LinkedIn and join groups that are in fields you are interested in or wish to do networking. Groups with more members allow more networking opportunities. 81% of users belong to at least one group.

8. Once you are accepted into a group (the Group Manager generally must approve your membership, which is free), participate in Discussions. This creates a digital footprint that can give others confidence in your expertise.

9. Build your network. LinkedIn provides tools to invite your Email, Facebook, and Twitter contacts. You can also reach out to schoolmates and former co-workers.

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8001 Panola St On the Street Car Line! $1,950 Luxury Rental

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6843 Glengary Road • $175K

With over 2,200 SF. of space, this wonderfully appointed 3 bd/2 ba Lakewood East home is looking for loving owners. Has formal LR & DR, large den, & large eat in kit. Spacious bdrms, each large enough for queen beds + furnishings. Also, prk’g for 7, a yard w/patio for cookouts, & 24 hr. neighborhood security patrol. Ready to set an appointment?

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Approx $20,000/yr income For details call Stan at (504) 258-0890 or 366-4463 NORTHSHORE FOR SALE 2 TO 4 ACRE LOTS

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6961 – 3 Boston Dr. (VLD) $25K 2234-6 Delachaise St. $89K 4123-5 Downman Blvd. (COMM) $525K 13110 Lemans St. $105K 2025-7 Painters St. $119.9K 2458 N. Tonti St. $165K 4724 Virgilian St. $118.5K 20 Lakewood Pl. $380K SOLD 4901 - 3 Willow St. $215K SOLD 24 Yosemite Dr. $245K SOLD

ENTIRE TOP FLOOR of Beautiful Duplex, 1600 Sq Feet! Plenty of space for everyone! One block to the historic Street Car, restaurants and parks. Lovely renovated home with gleaming wood floors, charming balcony for entertaining, LARGE rooms, INSIDE LAUNDRY. All appliances included.

Plenty of parking and quiet neighborhood.

Adorable Kitchen has new GRANITE Counter and new appliances. Washer and Dryer Inside Unit. Small dog ok.

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2707 Chartres St. #7 $169,000

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Enchanting 1 BR, 1BA condo in c. 1840 Creole Townhouse in historic Architects Row, located in the Marigny near the Riverfront park, NOCCA, walking distance to many restaurants. 3rd floor walk-up of rear bldg, offers a covered balcony with room enough to entertain, spacious feel to interior with abundant natural light, high ceilings, rustic beams, exposed brick walls throughout, attic area offers plenty of storage or possible loft area.

985.796.9130

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FOR LEASE French Country Brick Home 50275 Huckleberry Lane, Folsom, LA

Four bedrooms, three baths, jacuzzi & full shower, porches, 2 car garage, workshop. Six acre landscaped lot.

Located 10 min. north of I12 Goodbee/Madisonville Exit 57

$1950. per month 985.796.9130 lapolofarms.com

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RETAIL FOR LEASE 3200 Severn

933 Behrman Hwy

9511 Chef Menteur Hwy

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Across from Lakeside Mall

End Cap Closed Restaurant

Upscale Retail Strip

Approx 2200 sq ft 1-1/2 story $20/sq ft NNN

3450 sq ft $15/sq ft NNN 1000-1150 sq ft $15/sq ft NNN

10 spaces avail from 1042-9118 sq ft $14/sq ft Modified Gross

4641 FAIRFIELD ST • METAIRIE, LA 70006 • 504 207 7575

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Water Paid. $1250/mo. 1 Year Lse. Call 504-400-9345.

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CITY PARK/BAYOU ST. JOHN

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NEAR CITY PARK - DESAIX

Single house, c-a/h, 2br, 1ba, w/d hkps, lrg fncd yd, pets ok. $1100/mo.

Avail Jan 1, 2015.

504-952-5102.

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Call 504-442-0573 or 985-871-4324

3723 NASHVILLE

3br, lr, dr, kit, 2ba, wd flr, c-a/h, upper duplex, yd, off st prkg. No pets. $1650 • (504) 432-7955 or (504) 277-1588

COMMERCIAL RENTALS 2 ROOM OFFICE $875/MO

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1BR, furn kitchen, hdwd floors, o/s pkng. $400/mo + $500 security. 504715-1662. Email 1rentball@gmail.com

2 br, 1 ba Shotgun double. Hardwood floors, Furnished kitchen, Central A/C and Heat. W/D hookups. Call (504) 8666319 to schedule appointment to see.

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Between Labarre & Rio Vista. 2BR, 1.5 Townhome, $885 water included, w&d hkups, fridge & stove. No pets, NO smoking. B>Great landlord for great tenants! 504-887-1814

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No smrks/pets. $800/mo + Deposit & lease. (504) 832-0115.

OLD METAIRIE 1&2 BDRM. APTS SPARKLING POOL & BIKE PATH

New granite in kit & bath. 12 x 24ft lr, King Master w/wall of closets. Furn Kit. Laundry on premises. Offst pkg.

NO PETS. O/A, $724-$848/mo. 504236-5776.

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High end 1-4BR. Near ferry, clean, many x-tras, hrdwd flrs, cen a/h, no dogs, no sec 8, some O/S prkng $750-$1200/mo. 504-362-7487

Warehouse District Retail/Office for Lease 316 St. Joseph Street • New Orleans, LA.

2000sf of showroom and office space.

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Hot Warehouse Dist. Location close to Conv. Ctr. Potential for 2nd flr. Studio/Apt., 1.5 baths, storefront.

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3BR, lr, dr, kit, 2ba, wd flr, c-a/h.

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NOTICE:

All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act and the Louisiana Open Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.

We will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which is in violation of the law. For more information, call the Louisiana Attorney General’s Office at 1-800-273-5718

Renovated professional office building in the CBD. Space from 4,000 sq. ft. to individual offices. Perfect for small businesses, remote office location, individuals, or office storage. Competitive prices. Can email pictures. 612 Gravier St. Appointment only. Call (504) 5255553 or cgreen@barrylawco.com

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24TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF JEFFERSON STATE OF LOUISIANA NO. 738-999 DIVISION: “H” SUCCESSION OF CHARLYN ANN SAUTER NOTICE OF FILING PETITION TO SELL IMMOVABLE PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE

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LEGAL NOTICES 24TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF JEFFERSON STATE OF LOUISIANA

NO. 738-999 DIVISION: “H” SUCCESSION OF CHARLYN ANN SAUTER NOTICE OF FILING SECOND TABLEAU OF DISTRIBUTION Notice is hereby given that the Administratrix of this succession has filed a petition for authority to pay charges and debts of the succession, in accordance with a tableau of distribution contained in the petition.

The petition can be homologated after the expiration of seven days from the date of this publication; any opposition to the petition must be filed prior to homologation.

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By Order of the Court Lisa Cheramie Clerk of Court

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Attorney: Regel L. Bisso Address: 3925 N. I-10 Service Road W., Suite 227, Metairie, Louisiana 70002 Telephone: (504) 830-3401 Facsimile: (504) 883-3157 Gambit: 12/16/14 Anybody knowing the whereabouts of Georgette Cox Moore and Kelvin Moore, last known to be residents of Gretna and/or Marrero, LA, please contact Attn. Deborah E. Lonker at (504) 528-9500.”

Anyone knowing the wherabouts of Leroy Smith call J Gainsburgh, atty, 504-582-2280 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of a certain Promissory Note payable to ARGENT MORTGAGE COMPANY, LLC, executed by Viet T. Dang and dated January 19, 2006, in the principal sum of $193,500.00, bearing interest at the rate of 7.750% from dated until paid, and providing reasonable attorney fees, and all charges associated with the collection of same. Please contact Herschel C. Adcock, Jr., Attorney at Law, at P.O. Box 87379, Baton Rouge, LA 70879-8379, (225) 756-0373.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Ada Pereira Eiswirth, contact Attorney Brad Scott, 504-528-9500 ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF CECILE ELVIRA CASTELLO OR HER HEIRS PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504)484-6416 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Christopher J. Vicknair, please contact Attorney William J. Jung at (504) 4519518 IMMEDIATELY ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF CORNELIUS HUDSON, JR. OR HIS HEIRS PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504) 484-6416.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Jacob Tapley or Allison Martinez Tapley, contact Attorney Brad Scott, 504528-9500

Notice is hereby given that the Administratrix of this succession has filed a petition for authority to sell immovable property of the succession at private sale, in accordance with the terms and conditions of the Agreement to Buy or Sell, a copy of which is attached to the petition. The immovable property proposed to be sold at private sale is described as follows: A CERTAIN LOT OF GROUND, together with all the buildings and improvements thereon, and all the rights, ways, privileges, servitudes, appurtenances and advantages thereunto belonging or in anywise appertaining situated in the Parish of Jefferson, in that part thereof known as William David Parkway Subdivision, and being located in Square No. 7 thereof; which is hounded by William David Parkway East, Canal Street and Oaklawn Subdivision, and the property of A.T. Persigo (or Metairie Road), and according to a plan of W.F. Calongne, C.E., dated May 1st, 1946, corrected April 14th, 1948, by W.F. Calongne C.E. in act of Frank Langridge, Notary Public, reg. in C.O.B. 255, folio 491, according thereto said Lot is designated by the No. 19, according to survey made by W.F. Calongne, C.E., dated September 20, 1951, said Lot has the same measurements as above and commences 1358.30 feet from the corner of Canal Street and William David Parkway.

Being the same property acquired by Evelyn Hayem, wife of and Charles F. Sauter from Oak Homestead Association by act before Walter C. Wedig, Notary Public, dated 13 November 1951, and recorded 15 November 1951 in C.O.B. 310, folio 592, Jefferson Parish, La., and being further acquired by Charlyn Ann Sauter, by Judgment of Possession rendered in the Successions of Evelyn Hayem Sauter, wife of/ and Charles Frederick Sauter, 24th Judicial District Court for Jefferson Parish, Proceeding No. 654155, said judgment dated December 17, 2007 and recorded in COB 3214, folio 112 of the Conveyance records of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.

The property described above bears the address 219 William David Parkway East.

Whereas the Act of Dedication of William David Parkway, Inc. described said property being in Square bounded

by William David Parkway East, Canal Street, William David Parkway West and Oaklawn Subdivision, the plan of survey which is made a part thereof and the act and survey in act before Frank Langridge, Not. Pub., established the fact that said Square hounded as set forth above; and the parties hereto take cognizance of this fact and of the act of exchange between Brick Homes, Inc. and The Police Jury of The Parish of Jefferson, executed before Frank Langridge, Notary Public, on April 14th, 1948, and recorded in C.O.B. 255, folio 491, of the Conveyance Office of Jefferson Parish, La. The petition can be homologated after the expiration of seven days from the date of the last publication; any opposition to the proposed sale must be filed within seven (7) days from the date of the last publication of this notice.

By Order of the Court Marilyn Guidry, Clerk of Court

Attorney: Regel L. Bisso Address: 3925 N. I-10 Service Road W., Suite 227, Metairie, Louisiana 70002 Telephone: (504) 830-3401 Facsimile: (504) 883-3157 Gambit: 11/25/14 & 12/16/14

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.:2014-9575 DIVISION: H SUCCESSION OF ROBERT LOUIS DIAZ, IV Whereas, Robert L. Diaz V, Administrator of the Succession of Robert Louis Diaz, IV, has made application to the court for the sale, at private sale of the immovable property described, as follows:THAT PORTION OF GROUND, together with all the buildings and improvements thereon, and all of the rights, ways, privileges, servitudes, appurtenances and advantages thereunto belonging in anywise appertaining, situated in the Third District of the City of New Orleans, State of Louisiana in Square No. 3459 bounded by Brutus, Touro, Carnot and Pauger Streets, designated by the No. 11 on plat of survey

by Gilbert, Kelly, & Couturie, Surveyors, dated April 18, 1969, annexed hereto, according to which survey said lot commences 117 feet from the corner of Pauger and Brutus Streets and measures thence 38 feet 2 inches front on Brutus Street, by a depth between equal and parallel lines of 160 feet, 2 inches 6 lines.

The improvements thereon bear the Municipal No. 2056 Brutus Street.

Being the same property acquired by Audrey Nell Donald, wife of Clarence McCall by act before John A. Mmahat, dated July 16, 1969, recorded as COB 689, folio 458, in the records of the office of the Clerk and Recorder for the Parish of Orleans, State of Louisiana.

To be sold for the fair market value: $143,000.00 Notice is hereby given to all parties whom it may concern, including the heirs and creditors of the decedent herein, and of this estate, be ordered to make any opposition which they have or may have to such application, at any time, prior to the issuance of the order or judgment authorizing, approving and homologating such application and that such order or judgment may be issued after the expiration of ten (10) days from the one and only publication of such notice, all in accordance with law.

By Order of the Court, Dale N. Atkins, Clerk Attorney: Terrance A. Prout Address: 4490 Franklin Avenue New Orleans, La 70122 Telephone: 504-458-5369 Gambit: 12/16/14 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Robert Andrew Schiff a/k/a Robert A. Schiff a/k/a Robert Schiff please contact Ammon L. Miller, Jr. at (504) 525-5671.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Rodney C. Cordova, contact Atty.

James Carter (504) 324-4400.

ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF STEVEN M. NEW AND ANGENITA T. NEW OR THEIR HEIRS PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504) 484- 6416.

Be advised that anyone who knows the whereabouts of Elouise, Tyrone or Kenneth Lewis, the Heirs of Edison and Vehonnah Butler, whose last known addresses were 448 and 450 Pacific Street, New Orleans or 6364 Woodland Hwy, Apt.8D, New Orleans, LA, please contact Clinton Smith, Jr. Esq. at (504) 382-3760.

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA

NO.: 13-10160 DIVISION “D” SUCCESSION OF CATHERINE JOHANNA CARDONA NOTICE Notice is hereby given to the creditors of this Estate and to all other persons herein interested to show cause within seven (7) days from this notification (if any they have or can) why the Final Tableau of Distribution and Final Account presented by Jolie Anotinette Gravolet Kiefer, Executrix of this Estate should not be approved and homologated and the funds distributed in accordance herewith.

By order of the Court, Civil District Court for the Parish of Orleans.

Clerk of Court Attorney: Wesley J. Blanchard Address: 2310 Metairie Rd. Metairie, Louisiana 70001 Telephone: 504-828-3313 Gambit: 12/16/14

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA

No.:13-9025 Division “ N ” Section “ 8 ” Dkt.1 SUCCESSION OF MALCOLM PIERRE AUGUSTA NOTICE TO PUBLISH Notice is hereby given to the creditors, legatees and heirs of this Succession and to all other persons herein interested that Felton H. Lewis, Jr., Executor of this Succession, has filed a Final Tableau of Distribution and Final Account covering his administration of this succession and that the they must show cause within seven (7) days from the publication of this notification (if any they have or can) why the Final Tableau of Distribution and Final Account presented by the Executor should not be approved and homologated and the funds distributed in accordance therewith.

DALE N. ATKINS, Clerk Attorney: Robert G. Rivard Address: 4919 Canal Street, Suite 301 New Orleans LA 70119 Telephone: 504 486-9106 Gambit: 12/16/14 Cynthia Ketchens Bart, Independent Administrator of the Succession of Gilbert E. Ketchens, Jr., please contact Atty. D. Nicole Sheppard, at 4224 Canal Street NOLA, 70119, 504-234-4880.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Paul Elie Bryant, III, please contact attorney William Boyles at 504-2322940.

NOTICE TO FATHER BY PUBLICATION LEGAL NOTICE IN THE MATTER OF THE PATERNITY OF A.R. to H.S., f/k/a H.R. and John Doe, described as a Caucasian male.

TWENTY FOURTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF JEFFERSON

You have been identified as the biological father or possible biological father of a caucasian male child whom the biological mother currently intends to place for adoption. The placement is expected to occur on or about March 1, 2015.

A.R. was conceived on or about July 15, 2004 in New Orleans, Louisiana and was born on April 19, 2005 in Gretna, Louisiana.

If you are the biological father, you have the right to: 1) deny paternity; 2) waive any parental rights you may have; 3) relinquish and consent to adoption; 4) file a Notice of Objection to Adoption and Intent to Obtain Custody pursuant to Nebraska Revised Statute section 43-104.02 or; 5) object to the adoption in a proceeding before any Nebraska court which has adjudicated you to be the biological father of the child prior to your receipt of notice.

In order to deny paternity, waive your parental rights, relinquish and consent to the adoption or receive additional information to determine whether you are the father of A.R., you must contact the undersigned attorney. If you wish to object to the adoption and seek custody of the child you must seek legal counsel from your own attorney immediately.

NO. 738-100 DIVISION K

BY: J. D. Sabott, #25419 SHAMBERG, WOLF, McDERMOTT & DEPUÉ PO Box 460 Grand Island, NE 68801 308/384-1635 308/384-1759 (fax) ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF JACQUELINE PRICE JONES OR HER HEIRS PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504) 484-6416.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Juan Darnell Taylor, please contact Attorney Robert A. Pearson at (504) 483-9050.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Keith J. Burd a/k/a Keith Burd please contact the Law Offices of Rudy Gorrell (504) 553-9588 1215 Prytania St., Ste. 223, New Orleans, LA 70130.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Marie L. Brousseau L/K/A 2027 7th Street or 2215 Brainard Street, New Orleans, La, please call Raashand Hamilton, 504-940-1883.

ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF MARY NOEL EDMOND OR HER HEIRS PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504) 484-6416.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Quintrell Thompson and/or Sabrina Brown Thompson a/k/a Sabrina Denise Thompson, please contact Attorney William J. Jung at (504) 4519518 IMMEDIATELY

STATE OF LOUISIANA

SUCCESSION OF PAUL O. LANGENBECK, SR. REQUEST FOR PUBLICATION WHEREAS, Steven A. Watts, Executor for the Succession of Paul O. Langenbeck, Sr. has made an application to the Honorable Court for authority to pay debts of the succession, said application being filed on December 8, 2014; Notice is hereby given that an order granting such authority may be issued after the expiration of seven (7) days from the date of this publication, and that an opposition may be filed at any time prior to the issuance of the order.

DEPUTY CLERK Attorney: STEVEN A. WATTS Address: 3925 N. I-10 SERVICE RD. W. SUITE 230 METAIRIE, LOUISIANA 70002 Telephone: 504-836-0811 Gambit: 12/9/14 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Revia Theresa Rosales a/k/a Revia T. Rosales a/k/a Revia Rosales please contact the Law Offices of Rudy Gorrell (504) 553-9588 1215 Prytania St., Ste. 223, New Orleans, LA 70130.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of any heirs of Evelyn Winona Leonard, please contact Atty. E. Appleberry, 405 Gretna Blvd., Ste: 104, Gretna, LA 70053; 504-362-7800.

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Location! Location! Location! Wonderful condo in the Lower Garden District. Renovated in 2010 w/ new kitchen, bath and beautiful wood flooring. Fitness Room & beautiful courtyard with hot tub. Secured off-street parking. Live & play on the parade route & streetcar line. Walk to some of New Orleans’ finest restaurants, easy access to the Interstate.

Condo fee includes electricity!

2300 ST. BERNARD

1816 SIXTH STREET

POTENTIAL GOLDMINE! Triangular Shaped Corner Property on high traffic St Bernard Ave. Currently a liquor store, sandwich shop (not in operation) and a barber shop. Densely populated area with very few commercial enterprises. Current rentals are month to month, so an owner/occupant can come in and take advantage of this fantastic location! Liquor store has a liquor license that is attached to the property and can be transferred to a new owner. $350,000

2 1/2 BLOCKS FROM ST CHARLES. 4 br, 3 ba home 2450 sq ft. Lots of renovations in this up & coming area.

Huge entertainment rm over 700 sq ft. Foundation work recently completed, home was raised to almost 4 ft above ground. All new piers. Camel back has 1050 sq ft (not incl in living space) 3 br, 1 ba apartment that is not complete.

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