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Saints 2013: This Time It’s Personnel ............................19 Bradley Handwerger, Alejandro de los Rios and Gus Kattengell preview the new Black and Gold

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Icona Pop Tue. Aug. 20 | Cookie Monster, tastemaker? The Sesame Street sweet tooth was late to the party in covering Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe,” but his variant of Swedish duo Icona Pop’s bombastic single “I Love It” — a willpowerempowering moral called “Me Want It (But Me Wait)” — is too cool for preschool. K. Flay and Sirah open at 9 p.m. at House of Blues.

Spencer Bohren and the Whippersnappers Thu. Aug. 22 | The Whippernsappers is a side project for folk/blues troubadour Spencer Bohren, son Andre Bohren and Dave Pomerleau of Johnny Sketch and the Dirty Notes and Casey McAllister, who’s been on tour with Hurray for the Riff Raff. The group performs at 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. at Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro.

Caddywhompus Fri. Aug. 23 | New Orleans’ most adept noisemakers return from an international tour touching half the United States, Canada and Western Europe, in which the duo’s 2011 EP

blast The Weight got liftoff. Boyfrndz and All People open at 9 p.m. One Eyed Jacks.

Love Sessions – A Festival of Giving Fri.-Thu. Aug. 23-29 | Irvin Mayfield’s annual concert series benefits a different local nonprofit organization each night. Shows are at 8:30 p.m. at Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse at the Royal Sonesta Hotel.

Rotary Downs with Zydepunks Fri. Aug. 23 | New Orleans’ rockers Rotary Downs preview material from the band’s forthcoming album, and there’s a rare appearance by the otherwise-on-hiatus, genre-crashing Zydepunks. At 10 p.m. at d.b.a.

Water Too High Bones Too Low Sat. Aug. 24 | Composer and trumpeter Hannibal Lokumbe debuts his latest work at 7 p.m. at Trinity Episcopal Church. The performance features the Music Liberation Orchestra (including drummer Adonis Rose, pianist James Polk, bassist David Pulphus and organist Albinas Prizgintas), poet George Tobias, Valerie Francis and the Voices of Purpose Choir and narrator Ayo Scott.

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heroes + zeroes The Kenner Rotary Club

partnered with the Walmart Foundation to donate $5,000 in school supplies to Granville T. Woods Elementary School this month.

Students and teachers received pens, paper and other classroom supplies.

The Kenner Rotary Club holds annual school supply drives for Kenner schools.

“McHobbits,”

self-described fans of New Orleans singer and NBC’s The Voice contestant Terry McDermott, raised more than $4,500 for the ALS Association LouisianaMississippi Chapter in honor of McDermott’s mother, who died of ALS, and McDermott’s birthday on Aug. 6. McDermott recently concluded an international tour with his band The Bonfires.

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Water gates

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s the heart of hurricane season approaches, residents protected by the new Hurricane and Storm Damage Risk Reduction System can be excused for feeling a little confident. After all, last year while Hurricane Isaac dealt pain and suffering to communities outside the system, those inside endured only power outages and some downed trees.

So when Mother Nature throws the next haymaker at New Orleans, it’s just a matter of filling the generator, storing some ice, and sitting back while that $14.5 billion, 130-mile ring of levees and floodwalls does everything else, right?

If only it were that simple.

It would have been ideal if this system had a single purpose like the wall around a medieval castle: a solid ring with one gate that would be slammed shut to protect lives when a rampaging horde approaches.

Instead, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers had to balance public safety with two other concerns: shipping traffic and urban rain drainage.

The result is a system that isn’t a solid wall, but a chain of linked sections pierced by more than 250 openings, varying

The City of New Orleans

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It’s no easy task to prepare New Orleans’ flood protection system if a hurricane should approach.

Here’s how it works — absent any unexpected scenarios.

in size from drain pipes An opening along the Lake to mammoth navigation Borge Surge Barrier. gates.

PHOTO COURTESY U.S. ARMY CORPS Anyone can see which OF ENGINEERS gates are open or closed by using the Levee Information Management System, a software program created by the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority-East (SLFPA-E).

All of them must be closed as a storm approaches the region. Even that isn’t simple, because those closures must follow a complicated procedure spanning 96 hours and involving personnel from more than 10 local, state and federal agencies, as well as the maritime industry. And because the plan must account for changes in tide and wind predictions, it has twists and turns that can make it look like a Rube Goldberg creation.

It all results in a complicated dance in which a misstep could result in parts of the city getting very wet.

“It is carefully choreographed,” said Bob Turner, the engineer who is the regional director of the SLFPA-E. “It’s somewhat unique in that the things you have to do in order to

announced on Aug. 13 that he would retire as public address announcer for the New Orleans Saints.

Romig, 83, has served as the team’s announcer since 1969, which was the team’s third season. Earlier this year he received special honors from the Press Club of New Orleans for his 50 years of service, and in 2009 he received the Joe Gemelli Fleur de Lis award from the Saints Hall of Fame.

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mitigate flood risk don’t always have strictly to do with flood control.”

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The largest and most challenging part of storm prep deals with the shipping industry. This key part of the area’s economy also creates one of its greatest vulnerabilities to hurricanes. Most of that occurs at the intersection of the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway, the Industrial Canal and the now-decommissioned Mississippi River-Gulf Outlet (MR-GO). Together, this region on the eastern flank of the city is called the Inner Harbor Navigation Canal, which is managed by the U.S. Coast Guard.

These deep canals and their levee systems can trap and channel storm surge. That’s what happened during Hurricane Katrina, when the canals and levees created a virtual funnel that guided water into the Industrial Canal, eventually collapsing its floodwalls, drowning hundreds of people in the Lower 9th Ward.

If public safety were the only consideration, the entire area would be permanently blocked, members of the SLFPA-E have said. But the Gulf waterway and Industrial Canal are critical to commerce in New Orleans and the Gulf. So engineers had to design surge protection that included these big openings.

That was accomplished through the most expensive features of the system: the Lake Borgne Surge Barrier and its shipping gates at the Gulf waterway and Bayou Bienvenue, and the shipping gate on the Seabrook Canal where it empties into Lake Pontchartrain.

But closing the gates on these shipping lanes doesn’t account for all the industry-related risks.

Canal floodwalls are not designed to withstand a collision with a multi-ton ship, so vessels must leave before the storm arrives — yet another complicating factor.

When a storm approaches, the flood-protection authority has daily conference calls with the state Coastal Protection and Restoration Authority, the corps, the Coast Guard, the Governor’s Office of Homeland Security and Emergency Preparedness, the National Weather Service (NWS), the Port of New Orleans and shipping companies.

“None of these decisions are made in a vacuum,” Turner said. “We have to monitor predictions for wind speed and direction, tide strengths, storm track and other crucial information. It all bears on the decisions we have to make.”

The choices begin when the NWS predicts that a storm will make landfall in the area in 96 hours.

According to the SLFPA-E, here’s the process: 1. Crews begin closing gates and valves most vulnerable to rising water, and they certify that gates normally closed are secure.

At the same time, crews are sent to begin closing the bypass barge gate on the Gulf waterway at the Lake Borgne Surge Barrier. The early start here is necessary because of the gate’s complex design.

First, the main Gulf waterway gate must be closed so crews and equipment can cross over to the bypass gate. However, if the current is greater than one foot per second, the motor used to close the barge gate may not be strong enough. So a crew must first close the Seabrook gate, about 10 miles away at Lake Pontchartrain, to reduce current at the barge gate.

Once the current is reduced and crews have reached the barge gate, the main gate on the Gulf waterway is reopened to allow shipping to resume.

It takes about nine hours to close the barge gate.

After that, the main gate must be closed again to allow the crew and equipment to exit. Then Seabrook and the main gate on the Gulf waterway can be reopened — for the time being.

2. The Bayou Dupre and Bayou Bienvenue gates at the MR-GO must be closed when water in the Central Wetlands reaches one foot. All pumping stations in St. Bernard Parish and one in New Orleans discharge to the wetlands, so managers must save enough capacity to keep rainwater from flooding streets.

3. The shipping gate across Caernarvon Canal adjacent to the Mississippi River diversion must be closed when the water reaches two feet and is rising.

4. The new Bayou Bienvenue Lift Gate on the Lake Borgne Surge Barrier must be closed at some point after the barge gate is closed.

5. The Coast Guard begins clearing vessels from the Inner Harbor Navigation Canal area if one of two conditions is met: A storm’s impacts are about 36 hours out; and it’s 24 hours before wind speeds are forecast to reach 35 mph.

The major evacuation route for most ships inside the canal system is into the Mississippi River, through the locks on the Industrial Canal. The drawbridges across the Industrial Canal must be raised so the ships aren’t trapped inside the canals, where they could knock a hole in a floodwall. But engineers say some of the bridges cannot be raised safely once the wind reaches 35 mph.

The process of raising and lowering the drawbridges is complicated by an evacuation order, if there is one.

6. The main gate on the Gulf waterway and the gates at Seabrook are the last major openings in the system to close.

Because Lake Borgne is closer to the Gulf, it experiences storm surge earlier than Lake Pontchartrain. So the corps closes the main gate on the Gulf waterway first.

7. It takes about two hours for the water level in the Inner Harbor Navigational Canal to fall to a level equal to Lake Pontchartrain. When that happens, the Seabrook gates are closed.

The corps will begin this process when the water level inside the Inner Harbor Navigational Canal is between 1.5 and 3 feet and rising. If a surge is predicted up the Mississippi River, gates in the river levee that allow access to the port and ferry landings are closed.

The schedule for closings was developed over months of meetings among the agencies involved. But they all know nature can quickly throw a wrench into carefully considered plans.

For example: What happens if a storm develops just off the Louisiana coast and is forecast to strike in 48 hours? It’s happened before. Could the barge gate be closed without the 96-hour head start engineers say is required? Could the winds exceed 35 mph before the drawbridges are raised, trapping ships in the Inner Harbor?

Those are the kinds of scenarios Turner said keep him awake at night.

“We may get a prediction of when one trigger point is going to be reached — say the wind at 35 mph — and that may happen sooner than predicted,” he said. “So we have to be ready for those contingencies.

“It’s not a simple system.”

But so far, it has worked.

— This story was originally published by The Lens (thelensnola.org), an independent, nonprofit newsroom serving New Orleans.

SCUTTLEBUTT Quotes of the week

“Riders are apparently something of an afterthought among the powers that be, which gets to the real problem with LA Swift: It was a bus, and there exists in this country an inherent class prejudice against riding buses — particularly in the Deep South, where middle-class and wealthy people are wedded to their cars.” — Stephanie Riegel in the Baton Rouge Business Report, on the demise of the LA Swift bus line between Baton Rouge and New Orleans.

“The businessmen make money. The people who sell things make money.

The rock band makes millions of dollars, but before they leave, they trash the hotel room. I think the guy that owns the hotel room ought to have the rock band pay to fix it up.” — Stephen Estopinal, treasurer of the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority-East, during a joint meeting of the House and Senate transportation committees in Baton Rouge Aug. 14. Estopinal’s analogy compared oil and gas companies to hotel-trashing rock stars — and the Louisiana wetlands to the hotel room itself.

Ticket to ride

of Transportation and Development, which cut services to the ferry after it no longer received funding from Crescent City Connection tolls. The ferry service ends at 8:15 p.m. on weekends and 6:45 p.m. weekdays; ferry service previously ran until midnight. On Saturdays and Sundays, the ferry service begins at 10:45 a.m.

The new fare structure is intended to make up the nearly $3 million revenue shortfall for the ferry service, according to RTA officials, and will allow “normal” service hours to continue. Residents and businesses on the West Bank have complained that the reduced hours have affected them adversely.

— ALEX WOODWARD

The tide is nigh NEW MEDIA CONFERENCE SEPT. 14 AT XAVIER; COTTON TO KEYNOTE Rising Tide, the annual new-media conference staged by many of New Orleans’ bloggers, is set for Sept. 14 at Xavier University. This year’s keynote speaker will be Deborah “Big Red” Cotton, the Gambit correspondent who was one of 19 injured last May in the Mother’s Day second-line shooting in the 7th Ward. Others announced on the preliminary schedule include Gambit’s Megan Braden-Perry, who will speak about personal branding and social media, and Times-Picayune columnist Jarvis DeBerry, who will moderate the “Writers of Color” panel. Tickets for Rising Tide 8 are $20 in advance ($18 for students), and can be purchased at the organization’s website, www. risingtidenola.com. — KEVIN ALLMAN

Go-cup ban no go CITY HALL: NO ‘UNIVERSAL RESTRICTION ON GO-CUPS’ Nobody is taking away your “go-cup.”

Drinking on the streets of New Orleans is not going extinct.

Last week, a flurry of Facebook and Twitter posts had some people up in arms about the City of New Orleans’ alleged “war on go-cups” — all of which seemed to stem from a few articles that also promoted the third annual New Orleans Daiquiri Festival Aug. 17. A petition on Neighborland.com asked that go-cups “remain legal,” garnering dozens of signatures.

But none of the articles pointed to any existing or planned ordinances to repeal or alter the city’s open container laws, and there is nothing of that sort in the works, according to Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s administration.

“The city is not pursuing a universal restriction on go-cups,” Landrieu’s press secretary Tyler Gamble wrote in a statement to Gambit.

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RTA PROPOSES NEW FERRY FARES After the New Orleans Regional Transit Authority’s (RTA) Aug. 5 public hearing to discuss the future of the Mississippi River ferries, RTA board members met Aug. 13 to consider proposed changes to the ferries’ fare structure. The board approved the changes, which now head to the New Orleans City Council for approval.

Before approving the new fares, RTA board members tweaked the plan in response to suggestions made during a public hearing at the Aug. 5 meeting.

The suggestions included keeping fares affordable, offering discounts to regular riders, integrating other public transit (including buses and streetcars) into the fare structure and recognizing “the needs of low-income riders.”

The latest proposed fare structure drops the monthly pass from the $75 originally proposed to $65 and integrates a monthly pass with other RTA transit options. It includes: • One-day, five-day and 31-day integrated public transit passes for the ferry, streetcars and buses. A one-day integrated transit pass is $7; a five-day ferry-only pass is $18; a five-day integrated pass is $30; a 31-day ferry-only pass is $65 and a 31-day integrated pass is $108.

• A daily $2 pedestrian fare ($4 round-trip) for the ferry. There is a $1 senior discount.

• A $5 day pass was eliminated.

• Drivers pay $2 for a one-way trip and $2 for each additional passenger.

There is a $1 senior discount.

The RTA will take control of the ferry system from the Louisiana Department

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Gov. Bobby Jindal (seen here at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference) has made clear his opposition to the lawsuit filed by the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority-East (SLFPA-E) against oil and gas companies — but national environmental groups have been quiet about the lawsuit.

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For that reason, the groups were not part of a coalition of environmental organizations that held a press conference July 30 in New Orleans to announce support for the suit.

Participants included local representatives of the Sierra Club, the Gulf Restoration Network, Lower Mississippi Riverkeeper, Louisiana Bucket Brigade and the Louisiana Environmental Action Network.

Aaron Viles, who represented the Gulf Restoration Network at the conference but has since moved to Faithful America, said he understands the national groups’ reluctance to support the suit.

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“I’m not going to bust their chops because clearly environmental groups, just like every organization, operate in a political landscape,” he said. “And as we have seen from the very strong knee-jerk responses from the governor and Congressman [Steve] Scalise and certain members of our political class, there are ramifications from crossing some of these leaders.

“These groups have to work with some of them, so it’s not a surprise they haven’t been vocal on this.”

— This story was originally published by The Lens (thelensnola.org), an independent, nonprofit newsroom serving New Orleans.

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ith three of the nation’s largest environmental groups working out of local offices to help save Louisiana’s drowning coast, it seemed only a matter of time before they voiced support for the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority – East’s (SLFPA-E) lawsuit against oil and gas companies for damages to the region’s wetlands. After all, green groups have been criticizing the state’s cozy relationship with oil and gas for decades. Finally, here was an official state body making an historic break with that tradition.

Yet three weeks later, the National Wildlife Federation, the Environmental Defense Fund and the National Audubon Society remain silent on the lawsuit.

After working separately for a couple of years, the three groups joined together in 2008 to create the Restore the Mississippi River Delta coalition, a well-funded drive to gain national support for salvaging the state’s abused, collapsing coast. A large part of that effort has been championing the state’s Coastal Master Plan, developed by the Coastal Protection and Restoration Authority (CPRA). The state authority is headed by Garret Graves, an outspoken critic of the lawsuit.

Restore spokesmen said the coalition’s mission — saving the coast — is the reason for its silence on the lawsuit, not the politics of its working relationship with the CPRA. When The Lens asked local officials with the three national groups for their organizations’ positions on the lawsuit, all of them referred to a joint statement that acknowledges damage by the oil and gas industry and recognizes that wetlands loss hinders flood protection — the case made by the flood protection authority. The statement stops short of supporting the suit: Regardless of one’s position on the lawsuit, the critical point that everyone can agree on is that when we lose wetlands in south Louisiana, we lose flood protection and our communities suffer. It’s a direct relationship.

For decades we have known that oil and gas activities have contributed to wetland loss in coastal Louisiana. There are also legitimate questions about the roles and responsibilities of regulatory agencies, landowners, and political leaders in relation to the behavior of oil companies. This case provides another forum, in this case a judicial forum, for a real discussion about how we take collective steps toward restoring and protecting a coast that we all depend on.

In the meantime, the work of restoration and flood protection under the state’s plan for coastal sustainability needs to go forward as aggressively and rapidly as possible, as does the important discussion about sustainable funding for these long-term efforts.

Finally, if the lawsuit goes forward and at some point a settlement is reached or a judgment assessed, the outcome should be directed specifically to supporting ongoing coastal restoration under the state’s plan.

David Muth, who directs the National Wildlife Federation’s restoration efforts in Louisiana, said that the statement reflects the position of the Louisiana coalition members, not their national organizations.

“In this instance we are acting as a group of organizations that have come together to stay focused on one purpose: getting the wholesale restoration of the coast underway,” he said.

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(CPC) or the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board to restrict or ban go-cups — a policy that has been in place under the most recent zoning ordinances since at least 2007. That conditional-use permit allows a bar, restaurant or venue to open within an area typically not zoned for such uses, such as a primarily residential area. It also applies to arts and cultural overlay districts, such as those on Freret and Frenchmen streets, and the upcoming overlay on St. Claude Avenue from Press Street to Poland Avenue.

The zoning ordinance for conditionaluse permits reads, “To-go cups shall be prohibited for those premises with alcoholic beverage permits.”

In addition, a bar or venue also may sign a “good neighbor agreement” with the board, CPC and neighborhood organizations that prevents the bar from issuing go-cups. Neighbors complain the cups present a litter problem. The agreements typically include a litter abatement program, such as adding trash cans.

Those restrictions do not apply to existing businesses, including bars and daiquiri shops, unless the businesses are brought before New Orleans City Council or the alcohol board for violations, such as noise, litter, delinquent taxes or other issues.

What about drinkers’ rights? The city’s open-container law doesn’t prevent drinking outside a bar unless the beverage is in a glass or “metal” container. According to the city, “It shall be unlawful for owners of establishments which sell beverages in glass or metal containers in the city to knowingly allow any person to leave the premises of such establishment carrying an opened glass or opened metal container.” And the open-container law means there’s no reason you can’t bring your own gocup to any establishment.

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Political decoy DUCK DYNASTY STAR NOT RUNNING FOR CONGRESS Last week, the “Washington Secrets” column on the Washington Examiner’s website floated an interesting if implausible tale about “key Republican operatives” seeking to run Duck Dynasty star Willie Robertson for the Louisiana 5th District House seat being vacated by Rep. Rodney Alexander.

“GOP officials said while there is an interest in getting Robertson to run, they doubted that they can get him to leave his TV and CEO perch,” columnist Paul Bedard wrote. “Others said that Washington is often too fast to reach out to celebrities because they often turn out to be poor candidates.”

The story was discussed nationally, despite the fact not one “GOP official” was named in Bedard’s whole story.

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Completely coincidentally, Duck Dynasty began its fourth season last week as well. — KEVIN ALLMAN

Scuttlebits ALL THE NEWS THAT DOESN’T FIT • In March, the New Orleans City Council barred residents from keeping roosters in the city (for more on urban poultry, see “Cock-a-Doodle Don’t,” July 30). On Aug. 14, the LA-SPCA had the largest seizure of animals in its history — more than 600 roosters and other birds from a property in New Orleans East.

Also seized were cockfighting implements. In 2007, state legislators voted to ban cockfighting, making Louisiana the last state in the union to outlaw the practice (see Commentary, p. 15) …

• The first of at least two books about The Times Picayune’s transition to a “digitally focused company” will be out in a few weeks. Rebecca Theim, a former T-P reporter, has completed Hell and High Water: The Battle to Save the Daily New Orleans Times-Picayune, which will be printed by Pelican Publishing at the end of September. A second book, from staffers at the Manship School of Mass Communication at Louisiana State University, will take a broader look at recent changes in the newspaper industry. It will be printed by Peter Lang, a Swiss publisher of academic books.

No publication date has been set …

• Speaking of media: The Advocate relaunched in New Orleans Aug. 18 with a new name — The New Orleans Advocate — and a new tagline: “Seven Days • Home Delivered • Louisiana Owned,” a direct slap at The Times-Picayune (which is physically home-delivered three days a week and not locally owned). Up next: a “major marketing campaign,” according to the paper’s COO, Dan Shea. “If New Orleans wants a seven-day paper, now is the time to act,” Shea told Gambit. Meanwhile, The Times-Picayune began its own new advertising push last week, “Every Way. Everywhere,” touting its mix of print and digital products …

• Grain of Salt Department: The Associated Press’ Melinda Deslatte quoted Sen. David Vitter regarding his ambitions to run for Louisiana governor in 2015: “I haven’t thought about it for five seconds. That’s eons away politically.” …

• Kenner Mayor Mike Yenni and his wife, Michelle Swanner Yenni, had their first child, a daughter, Aug. 12.

Name: Reagan Swanner Yenni. A tribute to the Gipper, an old family name, or something else? A spokesperson for Yenni confirmed the moniker “was inspired by the president” …

• Travel + Leisure compiled one of its arbitrary city rankings — “America’s Best Coffee Cities.” New Orleans came in high at No. 3, with T+L citing Cafe Du Monde, Morning Call and the cafe brulot at Antoine’s. — KEVIN ALLMAN

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Fighting animal abuse keeping the 600-plus birds will cost the nonprofit organization $3.33 per day, per bird — money the LA-SPCA must divert from its regular caseload of dogs, cats, rabbits and other animals. In other words, the potential fine against the birds’ alleged owner, Trinh Tran, is less than the LASPCA is spending in one day to care for the seized birds.

Because of a city ban on roosters, the males cannot be placed locally, and many bird sanctuaries and farms are full and cannot accept more birds. “We are trying to figure out what to do with the roosters,” Elizardi said, “and euthanasia is a definite possibility.”

How can you help? The LA-SPCA has received dozens of queries about the seized hens and chicks and can’t return all the calls and emails. Elizardi recommends checking the organization’s Facebook page (www.facebook.com/ thelaspca) for the latest information if you’re interested in taking some backyard

The penalties for cockfighting activities are far too light. The maximum fine for a second offense is only $2,000. poultry. Meanwhile, the LA-SPCA, which can always use more money, could also use some help getting through this crisis.

As for fighting animal abuse in the future, state legislators should take note: The penalties for cockfighting activities are far too light. The maximum fine for a second offense is only $2,000, with possible (but not mandatory) prison time.

It’s only after a third offense that jail time becomes mandatory without the possibility of parole, probation or suspension of sentence. That needs to change. Until change comes, groups like the LA-SPCA will have to clean up the mess — literally, figuratively and financially.

Putting an end to cockfighting isn’t just the right thing to do from a humane perspective. Louisiana is at the bottom of far too many “best” lists and the top of far too many “worst” lists. In 2007, lawmakers realized that being the last state in the union to allow cockfighting was a black eye on our state. Increasing the penalties for this inhumane practice is the next logical step.

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nimal abuse stories, sadly, are not uncommon in Louisiana, but what happened last week in eastern New Orleans was a shocker. More than 600 roosters were seized in a raid in what appears to have been a long-term, sophisticated cockfighting operation.

Representatives of the LA-SPCA said it was the largest seizure of animals in the group’s 125-year history.

The site held barrels that housed the fighting roosters, as well as drug paraphernalia, spurs and other implements associated with cockfighting. This wasn’t some clandestine rooster farm out in the swamps, either. It was on a well-traveled block of Chef Menteur Highway, just east of Michoud Boulevard. Like many brazen crimes, this one left people wondering how someone thought he or she could get away with it. For the answer to that, look to Baton Rouge.

Louisiana was the last state in the union to outlaw the practice of cockfighting (it’s still legal in some U.S. territories, including Guam and Puerto Rico). As late as 2006, animal rights advocates couldn’t garner enough votes in the Legislature to ban cockfighting, but the tide was turning. Some Louisianans, particularly in the southwestern parishes, argued that fighting roosters were part of our state’s heritage and a multi-million-dollar plank in Louisiana’s economy. But that didn’t wash; supporters of a ban pointed to polls showing more than 80 percent of Louisianans wanted the practice stopped, and lawmakers of both parties began to fall in line.

In 2007, New Mexico became the 49th state to ban cockfighting. The federal government passed tough new laws banning the interstate transfer of animals for the purposes of fighting. The die was cast. That year, the Louisiana Legislature finally did the right thing — the inevitable thing — and banned cockfighting, effective in 2008 (giving existing breeders time to liquidate their stocks). The ban was passed with bipartisan support.

The penalties for cockfighting-related offenses, however, are far too weak.

For a first conviction on charges of organizing cockfights or breeding birds to be fought, a violator “shall be fined not more than one thousand dollars, or imprisoned for no more than six months, or both.”

Let’s put this in perspective: $1,000 is less than the price of a thoroughbred gamecock. Even in Puerto Rico, where cockfighting is sanctioned by local government, fines for clandestine or underground cockfights can by law run as much as $5,000.

“It’s light — incredibly light,” Jeffrey Elizardi, a spokesman for the LA-SPCA, said of the fine. “One thousand dollars is not going to be a deterrent to anyone.”

Elizardi told Gambit that the cost of

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Trying to wash us away and higher casualty losses during hurricanes and floods?

Surely, business people understand zero-sum theory. The cost of coastal land loss will be paid. If Big Oil doesn’t pay its share, the rest of us will.

And what of other political subdivisions affected by coastal land loss — the City of New Orleans, the Sewerage and Water Board, other coastal parishes and other levee boards? What are they waiting for?

While the business community, the big newspapers and others sit on their hands, Jindal and Graves are turning the screws. SLFPA-E commissioners met with Graves behind closed doors for several hours last week, ostensibly to discuss the pending litigation. Such meetings are a legitimate exception to the state’s open meetings law. The problem with last week’s executive session was that the board’s litiga-

The cost of coastal land loss will be paid. If Big Oil doesn’t pay its share, the rest of us will. tion attorneys were excluded. So what legal strategies did the commissioners and Graves, who is not an attorney, discuss?

More likely, the executive session was a pretext to give Graves another opportunity — outside the public eye and beyond the counsel of the board’s litigation attorneys — to turn up the heat. (Another irony: Jindal accuses the board of being “hijacked by a group of trial lawyers.” Who’s jacking the board now?) Whatever Graves’ (and Jindal’s) objective, it didn’t work. Commissioners later voted 8-0 to continue pursuing the lawsuit.

In an apparent olive branch to Jindal, the commissioners also voted 8-0 to suspend litigation for 45 days — if the governor would appoint a task force (one that includes the energy companies) to try to resolve the suit amicably.

Meanwhile, it will be interesting to see if the business community and others wake up and realize that Jindal, Graves and Big Oil are trying to wash us away.

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t’s more than a tad ironic that Gov. Bobby Jindal penned a syrupy paean to New Orleans last week — hailing us as “America’s Comeback City” — when he’s doing everything he can to make sure that New Orleans will be surrounded by the Gulf of Mexico by the end of this century.

Jindal is moving heaven and earth, politically, to derail the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority-East’s (SLFPA-E) lawsuit against energy companies for their role in accelerating coastal land loss. If he succeeds, New Orleans will more aptly be dubbed “America’s Washed Away City.”

No one should be surprised by Jindal’s duplicity. He has never let irony, or truth or even a fundamental sense of right and wrong stand in the way of his ambition. And right now his ambition tells him to do whatever he can to ingratiate himself to the energy companies that he hopes will help bankroll his future political moves.

In late July, SLFPA-E sued 97 oil, gas and pipeline companies that have carved up Louisiana’s coast for the past eight decades, seeking to make them pay their fair share of the costs of repairing the marshes and protecting southeast Louisiana against the increased risks of flooding. Ever since, Jindal and his wetlands czar Garret Graves have been trying to put the kibosh on the lawsuit.

They tried to intimidate commissioners, who voted unanimously to file the lawsuit, into changing their minds.

That didn’t work. Jindal now hopes to replace commissioners whose terms have expired, particularly historian John Barry, who has been the most outspoken in favor of the litigation.

Barry, who wrote Rising Tide, is one of the nation’s leading authorities on flood control policy.

It’s no stretch to compare Jindal’s moves against the commissioners to the brazen tactics of Huey Long and Edwin Edwards. Yet, there’s been nary a peep out of the large daily newspapers that regularly railed against the Kingfish and the Silver Zipper. Such is the power of Big Oil and some daily newspapers’ slavish devotion to Jindal.

Speaking of slavish devotion to Jindal, where’s the local business community on this issue? Has it not occurred to area real estate, banking, hospitality, shipping and other commercial interests that if the energy industry isn’t made to pay its fair share of the costs (and consequences) of coastal land loss that they are going to pick up the tab in the form of higher property taxes, higher flood insurance premiums

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wo, two and two. The New Orleans Saints have two preseason games under their belts; there are two to be played; and the regular season starts in two weeks with a Sept. 8 home game against the Black and Gold’s archenemies, the Atlanta Falcons.

As the excitement builds, three veteran Saints-watching sportswriters give their takes on the season to come. Gus “G-Katt” Kattengell says the 2013 Saints have a lot in common with the rebuilding 2006 Saints; Alejandro de los Rios lays out four questions that will be answered in the months ahead; and Bradley Handwerger of WWL-TV picks five players worth watching this year.

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ept. 25, 2006. The clock inside the sold-out Superdome read 13:35.

That was the moment Steve Gleason blocked an Atlanta Falcons punt in front of millions of TV viewers on Monday Night Football.

Not only was it the highlight of a very special night — the reopening of the Superdome following Hurricane Katrina — but it was a play that took a love affair between a city and its professional football team to a new level.

New Orleans has always loved its Saints, but just a year before, in 2005, the relationship between a city and its pro football team seemed strained beyond repair. After Hurricane Katrina and the floods, the Saints played in San Antonio, a city that seemed to hope to make the team its own, and its owner seemed willing to consider the deal.

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movement — a fresh start where the team and city moved forward together, tackling the challenges in front of them. The 2006 Saints team that went on to a 10-6 season and took its first-ever trip into the NFC Championship was filled with players discarded by other teams. It was a feeling to which New Orleanians could relate.

“For us to just be able to come out and put out the kind of season that we did,” says Saints receiver Marques Colston, “it’s not something you thought about at the time, but you definitely felt that energy.”

Sean Payton was a new coach eager to lead his own team and prove he could head an offense after several years as an assistant.

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on the injured QB. “It’s us versus the world” is how Saints safety Roman Harper, who was drafted in the second round that year, remembers that time. “Everybody in New Orleans after ’06 felt like the country had turned their back on them, and it was just us. … All you had was the person beside you, your neighbor — and I didn’t understand that at first until I get here. I see the water line on the interstate, I see the destruction here and I got a sense of how much these fans, this city, loves this team.

They leaned on us that whole year. It was really nice to be a part of that and actually see how the city has come back over the last few years.”

The 2013 season is shaping up as yet another year in which opponents not only will take on the Saints but the Who Dats as well. Payton’s reinstatement acted as a defibrillator, instantly

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for our fans as it was for us, and so we’re all ready to turn over a new leaf and get this 2013 season started.”

“The city was down in ’06. We came in and had some success and they kind of leaned on us and we brought up morale a little bit,” says receiver Lance Moore, who is one of only six players who remain from that season (Brees, Colston, Harper, Jahri Evans and Will Smith being the others). “Last year, we let them down — didn’t have the type of year we wanted, obviously didn’t have our coach. Coach [Payton] is back now. [I] feel like the faith and the hope is there and now it’s our job to go and deliver on that faith and have a successful year.”

The first challenge will be Sept. 8, when the Falcons come to town to open the regular season —bringing back memories of that 2006 night when emotion fueled a city and team.

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energizing fans and an organization that felt adrift over the last year. The team brought in new coaches like defensive coordinator Rob Ryan to help turn things around, which also fit the rebuilding theme.

“I think we all have a chip on our shoulder after last season,” Ryan said shortly after he arrived in New Orleans last spring. “I don’t like getting fired.

I know I got my feelings hurt, as did our players, and we’re looking to do something about it.”

Around training camp this year, the team’s vibe makes it clear that players have something to prove. More than 5,000 fans endured triple-digit heat for the Black and Gold Scrimmage, an act of loyal determination that didn’t go unnoticed by players.

Asked if the crowds were an example of how hungry Who Dats were for the new season, quarterback Drew Brees said, “There’s no doubt. It was as tough

“You really didn’t know it until we had our first home game and that’s when you could really sense the emotion and all the feelings,” Harper says. “People were crying and you just felt it in the building. There was something a little bit different about that night. It was electric. There was no way we were going to lose that game.”

If 2006 was emotional and 2009 was magical, 2013 is personal.

“You have a sense we have a little buzz about us right now. Nobody picked us then and you know nobody ever picks us,” Harper adds. “It’s OK. When you have a hungry team, and everybody has the right mindset and the right goals, and everybody is headed in the right direction — that’s when you can make some magic happen.”

— Gus Kattengell is the sports director at 106.1 The Ticket. Catch his “Sports Hangover” show weekdays from 3 p.m.-6 p.m.

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t would be easy to write about five players you’ve heard of before, five players you know will make a difference for the New Orleans Saints in 2013. But those who follow the Saints don’t need anyone to tell them why quarterback Drew Brees or running back Mark Ingram, safety Malcolm Jenkins or even linebacker Curtis Lofton are important to the team. It’s the new faces that can make a difference between an NFL team that goes 7-9 or 13-3. So here are a few new players you may — or may not — have heard about.

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There’s a good chance Kenny Vaccaro is a name you know by now. His physical style of play during the opening two weeks of practice caught the attention of just about everyone at the Metairie training facility.

Vaccaro — New Orleans’ first-round pick out of the University of Texas last April — realized early on he would be able to play an important role in the defense if he could bring the same intensity to the NFL that earned him All-American honors in college.

“That’s just the way I am,” Vaccaro said at training camp. “I have a physical nature. If anything, you have to slow me down before you speed me up. I approach every practice like that and it’s not going to stop until somebody says, ‘Hey, relax, take care of yourself.’”

While Vaccaro likely won’t supplant incumbents Roman Harper and Malcolm Jenkins, he’ll get plenty of time on the field. In the preseason opener Aug. 10 against the Kansas City Chiefs, Vaccaro led the team with six tackles and played extensively in sub packages and the nickel early in the game. He spent time in college playing over the slot receiver, so the transition to New Orleans’ nickel cornerback shouldn’t be too tough.

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If nothing else, last season proved just how important a head coach is to a football franchise. Payton’s .646 winning percentage eclipses that of all his predecessors and — as valiant as Aaron Kromer and Joe Vitt were last season — it’s clear there’s no replacing Payton.

Even with quarterback Drew Brees calling the shots on the field, the website Football Outsiders (www. footballoutsiders.com) calculated that the Saints’ offensive efficiency last season dropped from second-best in the NFL to ninth. The Saints missed Payton’s second-half adjustments even more, seeing a dropoff in fourth quarter points that led to four straight losses by eight points or less to start the season.

The team suffered even more with a historically bad defense. That’s not hyperbole; last year, the Saints defense

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ore than 500 days. That’s how long it’s been since New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton was suspended for his role in the bounty scandal and the team’s coaching staff was temporarily dismantled. Who Dats don’t need to be reminded what happened next.

Last season is better forgotten — and this season may be one of the most important in the franchise’s history.

So far, Saints fans have rejoiced at the sight of Payton on the sidelines but have seen only glimpses of how the team will play this year. That hasn’t stopped some from comparing Payton’s return to his first season in New Orleans (See “2013: A rebuilding odyssey,” p. 21), but the upcoming season has several questions that need answers.

Here are the top four, starting with the most important:

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gave up the most single-season yards in NFL history. Upon his return, Payton and general manager Mickey Loomis immediately got to work fixing that by changing defensive coordinators, drafting three defensive players and signing veteran defensive backs Keenan Lewis and Jim Leonhard.

But above all, Payton’s mere presence is enough to get Saints fans excited. It’s clear Payton didn’t take a break from analyzing his team last season. From

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the start of training camp, he’s said his players have a lot to prove. After a listless win over the Kansas City Chiefs in the team’s preseason opener, Payton showed some of the fire that Saints fans like.

“I didn’t want to come in and be so negative, but there are a lot of things that I think we need to clean up,” he said. “It was just sloppy.”

Last year there were excuses. This year, Payton has returned to make sure no mistake will be unaccounted for.

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Jim Leonhard is that savvy veteran who doesn’t look imposing but plays in such an educated way that any coach would have a hard time not liking him.

And Rob Ryan, New Orleans’ new defensive coordinator, likes Leonhard.

The nine-year veteran has bounced around the NFL, but five of his nine seasons were spent playing for Ryan’s brother Rex. Rex Ryan thought highly enough of Leonhard to all but steal him from the Baltimore Ravens when Rex Ryan became head coach of the New York Jets.

Leonhard has 382 career tackles, eight interceptions, two forced fumbles and two fumble recoveries in seasons with the Buffalo Bills, the Ravens, the Jets and the Denver Broncos.

“He’s smart, he’s consistent, he’s a gym rat (and) he’s a coach’s kid,” Rob Ryan said. “He is who he is and he has his own little swagger to him. He’s a smart, tough guy. Not the tallest guy in the world, but he doesn’t know that. He has been a joy to coach.”

Ryan has spent much of the preseason rotating in all six safeties on the roster, including Leonhard.

He has worked with the second and third teams and plays on special teams. Leonhard could play a valuable under-the-radar role with the Saints this season.

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ROB RYAN AND HIS 3-4 DEFENSE Last year, the Saints set the new low for bad NFL defenses. Fair or not, former defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo took all the heat and was quickly shown the door when Payton returned. But Spagnuolo’s firing shouldn’t mask the fact that last year’s defensive roster vastly underperformed, especially given the defense’s pay grade. The Saints spent $57 million on defensive players last year — players who could barely stop other teams from marching up and down the field.

Ryan has an unenviable position right now, and his history as a coordinator has been inconsistent.

He has never coached a defense that was ranked better than 14th in the league. With the Dallas Cowboys, he had DeMarcus Ware — arguably the best defensive lineman in football — and a talented secondary, but his defense was a weak point for the team all season.

Ryan has introduced the Saints to a 3-4 defensive scheme that football experts agree can take a full season for even the most talented defense to grasp — and the Saints are far from having the most talented defense.

Now they’re asking Will Smith, a former down lineman, to play outside linebacker and do more than just rush the quarterback. The Saints also are asking Jonathan Vilma, who

will miss the preseason due to knee surgery, to play in a 3-4 scheme for which he is ill-suited (that was one of his main reasons for leaving the New York Jets) and will have to master late in his career without the benefit of preseason workouts.

Then there’s the issue of the secondary. From the first game of the season, when Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III rolled over the Saints for 320 yards, it was clear the Saints were in trouble. Malcolm Jenkins, Roman Harper, Patrick Robinson and Jabari Greer all had moments last season that made them look foolish, and the Saints spent much of the offseason trying to shore up depth at defensive back.

Free agent acquisition Keenan Lewis and rookie Kenny Vaccaro should bring talent and youth, respectively. For the defensive unit to improve, however, it will require all the defensive backs to raise their play to a much higher level than last season.

Payton has said several times that the defense is a focal point for him this season and it has showed in the team’s off-season moves. The Saints drafted Vaccaro, a safety, with their first pick in the NFL draft and followed up by signing Lewis and Leonhard.

Though not elite, Leonhard is known for his football IQ and made a name for himself as the heart of the defense with the New York Jets.

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There was a time this preseason when it was questionable whether rookie receiver Kenny Stills would make the roster instead of being redshirted on the injured reserve list with a mysterious injury (as NFL teams are wont to do to hide young players).

But when Joseph Morgan was lost for the season after tearing the meniscus and anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee, Stills’ roster spot became much less tenuous. And we saw in the preseason opener that the team is going to give him the chance to take on Morgan’s deep threat role.

Stills unofficially ran a 4.38 40-yard dash at the NFL combine — speed that helped earn him All-Big 12 second-team honors his senior year at the University of Oklahoma. It also gave the Saints a reason to take him in the fifth round of April’s draft.

“Everybody’s fast,” Stills said. “It’s a fast game at this level. That’s kind of the first thing that I learned and saw. But I’m always going to be confident in my speed and my ability to run by people and hopefully I get that chance to do it in this offense.”

Stills caught 204 passes for 2,594 yards and 24 touchdowns in three seasons with the Sooners. That yardage total is third-best in Oklahoma history, while his touchdown total is fifth-best.

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Lewis comes from the Pittsburgh Steelers, consistently one of the best defensive teams in football. Along with the talented and athletic Vaccaro, the secondary should be poised to see dramatic improvement.

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It’s a testament to how much turmoil the Saints have gone through in the past year that their quarterback has garnered more attention for his tipping habits than for his passing. When a gossip website posted a receipt showing Brees’ signature offering a $3 tip on a $74 takeout order, Brees joked he hopes it’s the biggest controversy he faces all season.

There is no doubt that Brees is still one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, but he clearly struggled last year without Payton. The normally ultra-accurate passer finished the season with his worst completion percentage since 2003.

Brees still has the drive and talent to be a Top 5 NFL quarterback, but at 34 years old, he’s quickly approaching the age when a passer’s talent erodes permanently. It’s no coincidence that only four quarterbacks have ever won a Super Bowl after turning 35.

“35 is the new 25,” Brees told the media at the start of training camp, but even he acknowledged that he wouldn’t have the

Of all the players the Saints signed in free agency this offseason, Keenan Lewis is the one about whom Ryan might be most excited. The coach has called Lewis the best defensive free agent pickup in the NFL. The O. Perry Walker High School graduate earned that reputation in four short years in Pittsburgh, where he helped the Steelers end 2011 and 2012 as the No. 1 total defense in the NFL in 2010 as the No. 2.

Lewis is an immediate upgrade at cornerback, where he’ll join Jabari Greer in giving the Saints two legitimate shutdown corners. Lewis’ 28 pass breakups led the NFL in 2012, his first full year as a starter in the league. He was fourth on the team with 78 tackles in 2012 and had 31 stops in 2011 as a rotational backup.

But New Orleans’ ace in the hole with Lewis may be that he’s now playing directly in front of friends and family, a powerful motivator.

“I am playing for my city,” Lewis said. “Other places, you go out, you are playing because you like the game, and it is what you do. Playing for your city, I think just means much more for me. I know I have to go out there and show up.”

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Not all storylines about the Saints this year are all that serious and, thankfully, we have one that combines the region’s two great loves: football and music. When the Saints notched their first score against the Chiefs in their preseason home opener, Twitter was abuzz when the ensuing kickoff didn’t feature the usual “Halftime (Stand Up and Get Crunk)” by the Ying Yang Twins. (Count us among all those who were happy to see the song go, though when the Saints were riding high, there was nothing cooler than seeing nearly 80,000 people “getting crunk.”)

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— Bradley Handwerger is a sports reporter and web producer at Gambit’s television partner, WWL-TV. Follow his reporting on Twitter at @wwltvsports.

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The Saints have always had a veteran tight end on the roster, one who can come in and guide the younger players on the roster — Billy Miller, Jeremy Shockey and David Thomas in the past. Benjamin Watson fits that mold and may be the best of the veteran tight ends that head coach Sean Payton has brought in, a tight end who can help fourth-year player Jimmy Graham reach the next level.

“Ben Watson is a beast,” Graham said. “He looks like he is 19 years old and he’s definitely helped me as far as telling me to stay low. One of my bigger issues is I’m so tall, but I’m going to do anything that this team asks me to do.”

Watson was Tom Brady’s go-to player at the position long before Rob Gronkowski earned that title with the New England Patriots. Now in his 10th season, Watson joins another prolific offense after playing three years for the Cleveland Browns. The 6-foot-3, 255-pounder will immediately add a physical presence in the blocking game. But he also can catch and, together with Graham, could give the Saints the best tight end duo in the NFL.

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Hurricane Katrina destroyed all seven of their stores.

“It was extremely important for Don and I that we come back to this city that helped us stay here for 73 years,” Velez says. “We’ve never had a store outside of New Orleans. We’re invested in this city. We’re not leaving.”

A year after the storm, the brothers opened location on Claiborne Avenue Uptown. In 2007, they opened a store on Harrison Avenue in Lakeview.

While they have no immediate plans to expand, the Velez brothers have found other ways to reach additional customers in New Orleans. In addition to free home pick-up and delivery, Young’s Dry Cleaning recently introduced “Busy Boxes,” 24/7 automated lockers located in buildings across the city where customers drop off and pick up their dry cleaning. This system is useful for people who begin work before the dry cleaners opens and end after it closes. Young’s currently has seven Busy Box locations citywide and plans to expand to 24.

“It’ll be so much easier for people when they can drop their dry cleaning off in the lobby of their office building,” Velez says.

SHOPPING NEWS KAWAII NOLA (3512 Magazine St., 504-899-2426; www.kawaiinola.com) celebrates its grand opening Saturday, Aug. 24 with sushi, Champagne, games, raffles and giveaways. The boutique offers Asian accessories, costume items and gifts that reflect the store’s “culture of cute.”

FULL BLOSSOM CHIC (4717 Freret St., 504-782-0926) celebrates its grand opening at 10 a.m. Saturday, Aug. 24. The consignment boutique features clothing and accessories for plus-size women.

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OAK WINE BAR (8118 Oak St., 504-3021485; www.oaknola.com) hosts the third annual Warehouse Sale from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 25. Local businesses including Abeille, B. Boutique, Fini, SNAP, Hattie Sparks, Haus 131, Haute, Hazel & Florange, Hickory Chicks, Jess Leigh Jewels, Port-a-Preter Designs, Rise, Swap and The Elizabeth Chronicles will offer summer and fall merchandise at reduced prices, and there will be happy-hour pricing for drinks.

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ay in and day out, dirty laundry is one of life’s sureties. In New Orleans, it’s behind two defining parts of the city’s social fabric: red beans and rice on Mondays (laundry day) and Young’s Dry Cleaning (905 Harrison Ave., 504872-0931; University Village Shopping Center, 6227 S. Claiborne Ave., 504866-5371; www. youngsdrycleaning. com), a third-generation, family-owned and -operated business that has been open for 73 years.

Husband and wife Louis and Margie Young opened Young’s Dry Cleaning in 1940 on the corner of Franklin and Filmore avenues, both of which were dirt roads at the time. In 1960, their daughter Judy married Ronald “Ronnie” Velez, who went to work for his in-laws. When Louis retired after 40 years, he handed Ronnie the keys to the business.

Years later, Ronnie employed his sons Don and Dale Velez, beginning at age 15. Ronnie retired after 40 years in business, and his sons became the new owners of Young’s Dry Cleaning.

Dale Velez says he and his brother still abide by their grandfather’s business philosophies.

“My grandfather instilled in us that customer service is key,” Velez says. “He taught us to give the customers a good product at a fair price, and that’s what you get.”

Young’s Dry Cleaning headquarters are in the same location where Louis and Margie Young first opened.

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here was headcheese melted over a baked oyster and tart cranberry slush atop a raw one. Cava fizzed in widemouthed coupes and Richard Knox romped across the upright piano on the dining room’s small stage. It was a smooth scene at Little Gem Saloon, and one I was glad to see given the rocky road that preceded it.

This restaurant and music hall emerged in January in one of the last surviving historic structures along a stretch of North Rampart Street that was a hotbed of jazz around the turn of the 20th century. It had languished for years until local physician Nicolas Bazan and his family bought the property and quickly completed a stunning renovation. With daily jazz and blues acts in the dining room, an upstairs room for ticketed shows and a mirror-backed, marble-topped bar, Little Gem played into the narrative of a resurgent downtown.

The restaurant’s first chef, Robert Bruce, centered his menu on vintage Creole flavors (pickled oysters, stuffed fish, daube glace), drawing from his family’s long experience with the cuisine and the building’s history. But within weeks of opening, a revamp was underway. The menu eventually devolved to commonplace American fare like Caesar salads, grilled salmon, steaks and the inevitable “Little Gem burger.” The cooking was usually spot-on, but the selection was dull and a letdown from

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its earlier promise.

The latest round of changes is much more encouraging. Bazan’s son Nicolas Jr. is co-owner of RioMar and La Boca and is now running Little Gem. He tapped Miles Prescott, his chef and partner at RioMar, to take over the kitchen.

Prescott, a Georgia native, has given the menu a renewed sense of character with a modern Southern approach. Diners can taste it most distinctly in a gigantic beef short rib, which relinquishes its meat with a wink, and fried frogs’ legs with a tomato “jam” that tastes like a smoky, chunky salsa. Char-marked, crisp-crusted rabbit tenderloin sliced over a gratin of more rabbit and cauliflower and piled with cabbage and apples is a dish waiting for autumn to catch up with it. Homespun sides like hoppin’ John and cane syrup sweet potatoes seal the country credentials. Bouillabaisse and mussels trade on familiar bistro themes, and though they are good, they undermine the regional theme. Oysters (served five different ways) are reminders that the Little Gem is still in New Orleans, as are beignets presented like savory sundaes with foie gras mousse and salty caramel sauce dripping over them.

Next up? Football season, when many restaurants modify their game plans to some degree. The Little Gem, which sits on the Superdome’s doorstep, at least has experience in that department.

The name of the latest restaurant to join Lakeview’s commercial corridor is a mouthful, but diners who know their way around the standard New Orleans-area Japanese restaurant menu should feel comfortable here.

Lakeview Pearl Sushi Bar & Asian Bistro (6300 Canal Blvd., 504-309-5711; www.lakeviewpearl.com) opened in early August with an extensive menu largely devoted to sushi and the roster of cooked appetizers, tempura and teriyaki combinations common in many area Japanese restaurants. The Asian bistro allows for a pan-Asian approach, and diners can find a sideline of Chinese-American dishes, such as kung pao shrimp and sweet-andsour chicken, and Thai curry fried rice.

Lakeview Pearl is a family-friendly restaurant with a mix of tables and booths, a sushi bar and outdoor seating on a small front porch. There’s a full bar and Lakeview Pearl serves lunch and dinner daily.

In other sushi news, Asuka Sushi & Hibachi (7912 Earhart Blvd., 504862-5555; www.asukaneworleans.com) recently took over the small spot occupied

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concept that proved short-lived. Asuka has a more extensive Japanese menu, with a full array of sushi bar items and grilled hibachi-style dishes. Lunch specials are good deals here, and there are many sushi and hibachi combos for under $10. Asuka serves lunch and dinner Monday through Saturday.

Meanwhile, one of the best-established names in the local sushi game opened a new location. There are now Little Tokyo (www.littletokyonola.com) restaurants in Mid-City, Carrollton and Metairie, but it all started in 1986 on Causeway Boulevard.

In spring, the company closed this original location and reopened a new Little Tokyo (2300 N. Causeway Blvd., 504-8316788) about a half-mile away, just off the I-10 cloverleaf. It’s a much larger space, with a big bar and a pair of private dining/ party rooms equipped with karaoke machines. This new Little Tokyo keeps late hours, serving from 11 a.m. to midnight Sunday through Tuesday and from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Wednesday through Saturday.

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It doesn’t take much to double the city’s roster of Ethiopian restaurants. Nile Ethiopian Restaurant (2130 Magazine St., 504-581-2252; www.nileneworleans. com) pulled off that feat all by itself when it opened last summer on Magazine Street — a mile away from the city’s only other entry in this fascinating dining category, Cafe Abyssinia (3511 Magazine St., 504-894-6238).

In April, a fire that started in an adjacent business knocked Nile out of commission. Now repairs are complete and the restaurant is open again, says owner Tessaye Mendesha, an Ethiopian native who runs the restaurant with his family.

Nile serves a traditional menu of exuberantly spiced meat and vegetable dishes, including a family of dishes called tibs, which are like stir-fries, and another called wots, which are stews. The linchpin of this cuisine is injera bread. The flat, spongy bread is honeycombed with bubble pits and has the pliable consistency of a thick crepe. It is a staple for many Ethiopian dishes, serving as both the plate upon which they are served and, when torn up into smaller wads, your utensils.

Mendesha used the five-month downtime to revise the restaurant’s menu, which now has more seafood dishes, including a whole-fish preparation, a spicy minced tilapia dish called fish dulet and a fish salad. There’s also an array of vegetarian dishes.

Nile serves lunch and dinner Thursday through Tuesday, and it’s BYOB.

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As noted in a recent review of Bear’s at Gennaro’s (3206 Metairie Road, Metairie, 504-833-9226), the name Bear’s is already well known around the area.

That’s because a string of related but separate restaurants have long been in business on the Northshore, sharing the Bear’s po-boy name and many recipes.

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Are bee stings unavoidable in your business?

Alcee: You get stung, that’s for sure. The main thing is your outfit. The minute you forget one piece of it — it never fails — there’s a bee in there that will get you. I just try to keep them off my face no matter what. Otherwise, I don’t mind it as much. People are always asking us about setting up a hive in their backyards; they all want their own. You just need to really want to get that honey, that’s the thing.

Do you get much feedback from customers?

Dorothy: The people who come to the market want fresh things, and they generally know about honey. Some people use it for health reasons, for allergies.

Sometimes people bring us their own honey to compare. There’s differences in the color and taste.

Everybody is family at that market. Even if they aren’t buying honey from us, they want to come talk. That’s why we do the market. We’re a little limited now at our age. When you can’t hear, you don’t want to go to the movies. So we do the market. It’s entertaining, I’ll tell you that.

What’s the best part of the beekeeping work for you?

Alcee: For me, the most gratifying part is lifting open the bee box and pulling out a frame and seeing how it’s all heavy and full of honey. You know the bees have done their job. They can fool you sometimes; you’ll think you’re going to get a lot and it turns out there’s hardly any. But when you lift up the screen and it’s so heavy with honey, you know you had a good harvest. — IAN MCNULTY

the only extension of the Bear’s brand to make it the leap across the Causeway.

Matt Dekemel recently opened Bear’s Po-boys at the Bottom Line (3309 Division St., Metairie, 504-4556613) inside a newly renovated bar on the edge of Fat City. Dekemel was previously a part owner in the Bear’s edition at Gennaro’s, which opened in 2010. He left that partnership and opened his own version after consulting with the Watson family, which started the first Bear’s on the Northshore.

The menu at Bear’s at the Bottom Line features a standard roster of po-boys, starting with the roast beef, and Dekemel plans to expand with more dishes as the operation gets going. The Bottom Line has been a bar for many years and it still functions primarily as one. That means customers must be at least 21 to enter, though in a bid for midday po-boy business, there’s no smoking allowed during lunch hours.

Bear’s at the Bottom Line serves lunch and dinner Monday through Saturday.

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The best dishes often have a good story behind them, but a pair of special dinners coming up at GW Fins (808 Bienville St., 504-581-3467; www.gwfins.

com) takes that to another level with five courses of fish tales.

On Aug. 21 and Aug. 28, the upscale seafood restaurant will host its “Are You Game” wine dinners with a menu of fish procured by a local club of underwater spear fishermen called the Hell Divers.

Michael Nelson, the restaurant’s chef de cuisine, will turn its catch into the raw, Italian preparation known as crudo and various cooked dishes. The accompanying wines are from Australia’s Fowles Winery, which has a collection of wines blended to pair with game and seafood.

The five-course dinners cost $65 per person, plus tax and tip, and will be served in the restaurant’s private dining room. Reservations are required. its various community programs. The church offers a Spanish-language mass on Sundays, and for the past few years it’s been using the annual Tet celebration to bring more Latino families into the neighborhood fold too. This year, Latino parishioners will prepare tacos, burritos and Mexican-style goat stew, alongside the Vietnamese noodles, fish sauces and exotic eats.

Admission and parking are free. Bring cash for the food, games and concessions. The Tet celebration is held from 6:30 p.m. to 11 p.m. Friday, noon to 11 p.m.

Saturday and noon to 10 p.m. Sunday.

FIVE in FIVE SPOTS FOR CREPES

Crepes a la Cart 1039 Broadway St., (504) 866-2362 www.crepecaterer.com This walk-up stand has late-night hours and an extensive menu.

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Inside Siberia, 2227 St. Claude Ave., (504) 265-8855 www.siberianola.com Blini are available from the Slavic kitchen at this hard-rocking bar.

La Crepe Nanou 1410 Robert St., (504) 899-2670 www.lacrepenanou.com Traditional French renditions are served for dinner, dessert or brunch.

Merchant 800 Common St., (504) 571-9580 www.merchantneworleans.com Try the savory duck confit crepe or the Nutella and banana version.

Tableau 616 S. Peter St., (504) 934-3463 www.tableaufrenchquarter.com Crepes, often stuffed with Gulf seafood, are a regular and frequently changing appetizer.

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“People seem to have a huge lack of trust in their fellow man, thinking that leftovers would be diseased somehow.

It goes back to the couch-surfing thing. You’re staying at a random person’s place and you have to trust they aren’t going to do something weird. It’s the same with leftovers.” — Dan Newman, quoted in a National Public Radio story about his company Leftover Swap, which will run an online marketplace for people to trade or give away leftover food. Its app is expected to launch later this month.

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AMERICAN KNUCKLEHEADS EATERY — 3535 Severn Ave., Suite 10, Metairie, (504) 888-5858; www. knuckleheadsnola.com — This casual eatery serves burgers, sandwiches, wraps, salads and bar noshes. Mulligan Mike’s all-Angus chuck burger is topped with grilled ham and Swiss or cheddar cheese and comes with fries and a pickle. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily.

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tions. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, late-night Thu.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ TREASURE ISLAND BUFFET — 5050 Williams Blvd., Kenner, (504) 443-8000; www. treasurechestcasino.com — The all-you-can-eat buffet includes New Orleans favorites including seafood, salad and dishes from a variety of national cuisines. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

BAR & GRILL BAYOU BEER GARDEN — 326 N. Jefferson Davis Pwky., (504) 302-9357 — Head to Bayou Beer Garden for a 10-oz.

Bayou burger served on a sesame bun. Disco fries are french fries topped with cheese and debris gravy. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner, late-night Fri.Sat. Credit cards. $ DOWN THE HATCH — 1921 Sophie Wright Place, (504) 5220909; www.downthehatchnola. com — The Texan burger features an Angus beef patty topped with grilled onions, smoked bacon, cheddar and a fried egg. The house-made veggie burger combines 15 vegetables and is served with sun-dried tomato pesto. Delivery available. No reservations. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $

SOMETHIN’ ELSE CAFE — 620 Conti St., 373-6439; www. somethingelsecafe.com — Combining Cajun flavors and comfort food, Somthin’ Else offers noshing items including shrimp baskets, boudin balls and alligator corn dogs. There are burgers, po-boys and sandwiches filled with everything from cochon de lait to a trio of melted cheeses on buttered thick toast. No reserva-

RENDON INN’S DUGOUT SPORTS BAR — 4501 Eve St., (504) 826-5605; www. therendoninn.com — The Boudreaux burger combines lean ground beef, hot sausage and applewood-smoked bacon on a ciabatta bun with cheese, onions and remoulade. Fresh cut fries are served with Parmesan cheese and a drizzle of truffle oil. No reservations. Lunch, din-

THE RIVERSHACK TAVERN — 3449 River Road, (504) 834-4938; www.therivershacktavern.com — This bar and music spot offers a menu of burgers, sandwiches overflowing with deli meats and changing lunch specials. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ SHAMROCK BAR & GRILL — 4133 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 301-0938 — Shamrock serves an Angus rib-eye steak with a side item, burgers, shrimp or roast beef po-boys, grilled chicken, spinach and artichoke dip and more. No reservations.

Dinner and late night daily. Credit cards. $

BARBECUE BOO KOO BBQ — 3701 Banks St., (504) 202-4741; www. bookoobbq.com — The Boo Koo burger is a ground brisket patty topped with pepper Jack cheese, boudin and sweet chile aioli. The Cajun banh mi fills a Vietnamese roll with hogshead cheese, smoked pulled pork, boudin, fresh jalapeno, cilantro, cucumber, carrot, pickled radish and sriracha sweet chile aioli. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., late-night Fri.-Sat. Cash only. $ HICKORY PRIME BBQ — 6001 France Road, (757) 2778507; www.hickoryprimebbq. com — Proprietors Billy Rhodes and Karen Martin have won several barbecue competitions. They serve Texas-style brisket, smoked chicken, ribs and more. The pulled pork platter features pork cooked for 12 hours over hickory and white oak and it comes with two sides. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

SAUCY’S — 4200 Magazine St., (504) 301-2755; www.saucysnola. com — Saucy’s serves slow-smoked St. Louis-style pork ribs, pulled pork, brisket, smoked sausage and grilled chicken. The cochon blue is a sandwich of pulled pork, blue cheese and melted mozzerella on a bun. Reservations accepted.

Lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

BURGERS CHEESEBURGER EDDIE’S — 4517 West Esplanade Ave., Metairie, (504) 455-5511; www. mredsno.com — This eatery serves a variety of specialty burgers, Mr. Ed’s fried chicken, sandwiches, po-boys, salads, tacos, wings and shakes. Besides patty melts and chili-cheeseburgers, there also are seafood burgers featuring tuna, salmon or crabmeat. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

CAFE ANTOINE’S ANNEX — 513 Royal St., (504) 525-8045; www.antoines.com — The Annex is a coffee shop serving pastries, sandwiches, soups, salads and gelato. The

Diners dig into crabcakes, eggs and omelets at Somethin’ Else Cafe (620 Conti St., (504) 373-6439; www.somethinelsecafe.com).

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Caprese panino combines fresh mozzarella, pesto, tomatoes and balsamic vinaigrette. The ham and honey-Dijon panino is topped with feta and watercress. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ BREADS ON OAK — 8640 Oak St., Suite A, (504) 324-8271; www. breadsonoak.com — The bakery offers a range of breads, muffins, pastries and sweets. Pain au chocolat is a buttery, flakey croissant filled with dark chocolate, and a vegan version also is available. The breads include traditional, hand-shaped Parisianstyle baguettes. No reservations.

Breakfast Thu.-Sun., lunch Thu.-Sat. Credit cards. $ CAFE FRERET — 7329 Freret St., (504) 861-7890; www.cafefreret. com — The cafe serves breakfast itemes like the Freret Egg Sandwich with scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon or sausage served on toasted

white or wheat bread or an English muffin. Signature sandwiches include the Chef’s Voodoo Burger, muffuletta and Cuban po-boy. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Fri.-Wed., dinner Mon.-Wed., Fri.Sat. Credit cards. $$ CAFE NOMA — New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins C. Diboll Circle, (504) 482-1264; www.cafenoma.com — The cafe serves roasted Gulf shrimp and vegetable salad dressed with Parmesan-white balsamic vinaigrette. Other options include chipotle-marinated portobello sliders and flatbread pizza topped with manchego, peppers and roasted garlic. Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Tue.-Sun., dinner Fri. Credit cards. $ LAKEVIEW BREW COFFEE CAFE — 5606 Canal Blvd., (504) 483-7001 — This casual cafe offers gourmet coffees and a wide range of pastries and desserts baked in PAGE 43

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O’HENRY’S FOOD & SPIRITS — 634 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 866-9741; 8859 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Kenner, (504) 461-9840; www.ohenrys.com — Complimentary peanuts are the calling card of these casual, family friendly restaurants. The menu includes burgers, steaks, ribs, pasta, fried seafood, salads and more. No reservations.

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CHINESE FIVE HAPPINESS — 3511 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 482-3935 — The large menu at Five Happiness offers a range of dishes from wonton soup to sizzling seafood combinations served on a hot plate to sizzling Go-Ba to lo mein dishes. Delivery and banquest facilities available. Reservations accepted.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ JUNG’S GOLDEN DRAGON — 3009 Magazine St., (504) 891-8280; www.jungsgoldendragon2.com — Jung’s offers a mix of Chinese, Thai and Korean cuisine. Chinese specialties include Mandarin, Szechuan and Hunan dishes. Grand Marnier shrimp are lightly battered and served with Grand Marnier sauce, broccoli and pecans.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

COFFEE/DESSERT

PINKBERRY — Citywide; www. pinkberry.com — Pinkberry offers frozen yogurt with an array of wet and dry topping choices including caramel, honey, fruit purees, various chocolates and nuts and more. There also are fresh fruit parfaits and green tea smoothies.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

CONTEMPORARY BAYONA — 430 Dauphine St., (504) 525-4455; www.bayona. com — House favorites on Chef Susan Spicer’s menu include sauteed Pacific salmon with choucroute and Gewurztraminer sauce and the appetizer of grilled shrimp with black-bean cake and coriander sauce. Reservations recommended. Lunch Wed.-Sat., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ ONE RESTAURANT & LOUNGE — 8132 Hampson St., (504) 301-9061; www.one-sl. com — Chef Scott Snodgrass prepares refined dishes inlcuding char-grilled oysters topped with Roquefort cheese and red wine vinaigrette, seared scallops with roasted garlic and shiitake polenta cakes and cochon de lait. Reservations recommended.

Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

ANTOINE’S RESTAURANT — 713 St. Louis St., (504) 581-4422; www.antoines.com — The city’s oldest restaurant offers a glimpse of what 19th century French Creole dining might have been like, with a labyrinthine series of dining rooms.

Signature dishes include oysters Rockefeller, crawfish Cardinal and baked Alaska. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Mon-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ THE LANDING RESTAURANT — Crowne Plaza, 2829 Williams Blvd., Kenner, (504) 467-5611; www.neworleansairporthotel.com — The Landing serves Cajun and Creole dishes with many seafood options. Louisiana crab cakes are popular. No reservations.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$ MA MOMMA’S HOUSE — 5741 Crowder Blvd., (504) 2440021; www.mamommashouse. com — Traditional home-style Creole dishes include red beans and rice, shrimp pasta, fried chicken, cornbread and more.

Chicken and waffles includes a Belgian waffle and three or six fried chicken wings. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch Thu.Mon., dinner Thu.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ ROUX ON ORLEANS — Bourbon Orleans, 717 Orleans Ave., (504) 571-4604; www. bourbonorleans.com — This restaurant offers contemporary Creole dishes including barbecue shrimp, redfish couvillion, gumbo and catfish and shrimp dishes. Reservations accepted.

Breakfast daily, dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ SAINTS & SINNERS — 627 Bourbon St., (504) 528-9307; www.saintsandsinnersnola. com — Styled to reflect era of Storyville, the restaurant serves Creole and Cajun dishes, raw oysters, seafood, steaks, poboys, burgers and more. The Politician’s Special features a trio of jambalaya, crawfish pie and a cup of gumbo. No reservations.

Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$$ WILLIE MAE’S SCOTCH HOUSE — 2401 St. Ann St., (504) 822-9503 — This popular neighborhood restaurant is know for its wet-battered fried chicken.

Green beans come with rice and gravy. There’s bread pudding for dessert. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

DELI JIMS — 3000 Royal St., (504) 304-8224 — The Reuben is fill seeded rye bread with corned beef, pastrami, provolone and Swiss cheeses, German sauerkraut and Thousand Island dressing. The Bywater cheese steak sandwich combines marinated steak, grilled onions, green pepper and Havarti cheese on a rustic roll. No reservations.

Breakfast Sat.-Sun., lunch Tue.Sun. Credit cards. $ KOSHER CAJUN NEW YORK DELI & GROCERY — 3519 Severn Ave., Metairie, (504) 888-2010; www.koshercajun. com — This New York-style deli

specializes in sandwiches, including corned beef and pastrami that come straight from the Bronx. No reservations. Lunch Sun.-Thu., dinner Mon.-Thu. Credit cards. $ MARDI GRAS ZONE — 2706 Royal St., (504) 947-8787; www.mardigraszone.com — The 24-hour grocery store has a deli and wood-burning pizza oven. The deli serves po-boys, salads and hot entrees such as stuffed peppers, beef stroganoff and vegetable lasagna. Vegan pizzas also are available. No reservations. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $

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MARTIN WINE CELLAR — 714 Elmeer Ave., Metairie , (504) 896-7350; www. martinwine.com — The wine emporium’s dinner menu includes pork rib chops served with house-made boudin stuffing, Tabasco pepper jelly demi-glaze and smothered greens. The Deli Deluxe sandwich features corned beef, pastrami, Swiss cheese, Russian dressing and Creole mustard on an onion roll. No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, early dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ QWIK CHEK DELI & CATERING — 2018 Clearview Pkwy., Metairie, (504) 456-6362 — The menu includes gumbo, po-boys, pasta, salads and hot plate lunches. The hamburger po-boy can be dressed with lettuce, mayo and tomato on French bread. Shrimp Italiano features shrimp tossed with cream sauce and pasta. No reservations.

Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

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ETHIOPIAN CAFE ABYSSINIA — 3511 Magazine St., (504) 8946238 — The menu includes a variety of wots, traditional stews served over injera bread, and tibs, dishes of sauted meats or vegetables. Yebeb alicha is lamb in mild garlic-ginger curry sauce. Reservations accepted.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

FRENCH BAIE ROUGE — 4128 Magazine St., (504) 304-3667; www.baierougenola.com — Shrimp and risotto Milanese features jumbo shrimp cooked with lemon over saffron risotto served with hericots verts. Pig Dip features pork debris, caramelized onions and garlic aioli on French bread with a side of smoked pork jus. Reservations accepted for large parties.

Lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ MARTINIQUE BISTRO — 5908 Magazine St., (504) 8918495; www.martiniquebistro. com — This French bistro has both a cozy dining room and a pretty courtyard. New Zealand lamb loin is served with cucumber and sweet onion pickles, Israeli couscous, Meyer lemonwatercress aioli and tomatosherry vinegar demi-glace. Reservations recommended. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $$$ PAGE 47

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ANGELO BROCATO’S — 214 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 486-1465; www.angelobrocatoicecream.com — This sweet shop and serves its own gelato, spumoni, Italian ice, cannolis, fig cookies and other treats. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $

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No reservations. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

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GOURMET TO GO BREAUX MART — 315 E. Judge Perez, Chalmette, (504) 262-0750; 605 Lapalco Blvd., Gretna, 433-0333; 2904 Severn Ave., Metairie, (504) 885-5565; 9647 Jefferson Hwy., River Ridge, (504) 737-8146; www. breauxmart.com — Breaux Mart prides itself on its “Deli to Geaux” as well as weekday specials. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

JULIE’S LITTLE INDIA KITCHEN AT SCHIRO’S — 2483 Royal St., (504) 944-6666; www.schiroscafe.com — The cafe offers homemade Indian dishes prepared with freshly ground herbs and spices. Selections include chicken, lamb or shrimp curry or vindaloo and vegetarian saag paneer.

Schiro’s also serves New Orleans cuisine. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sat.Sun. Credit cards. $ NIRVANA INDIAN CUISINE — 4308 Magazine St., (504) 894-9797 — Serving mostly northern Indian cuisine, the restaurant’s extensive menu ranges from chicken to vegetable dishes. Reservations accepted for five or more. Lunch and dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$ TAJ MAHAL INDIAN CUISINE — 923-C Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 836-6859 — The traditional menu features lamb, chicken and seafood served in a variety of ways, including curries and tandoori. Vegetarian options are available. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner Tue.Sun. Credit cards. $$

ITALIAN ANDREA’S RESTAURANT — 3100 N. 19th St., Metairie, (504) 834-8583; www.andreasrestaurant.com — Chef/ owner Andrea Apuzzo’s specialties

CAFE GIOVANNI — 117 Decatur St., (504) 529-2154; www.cafegiovanni. com — Chef Duke LoCicero serves inventive Italian cuisine and Italian accented contemporary Louisiana cooking. Shrimp Dukie features Louisiana shrimp and a duck breast marinated in Cajun spices served with tasso-mushroom sauce. Belli Baci is the restaurant’s cocktail lounge.

Reservations accepted. Dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$$ MAXIMO’S ITALIAN GRILL — 1117 Decatur St., (504) 586-8883; www. maximosgrill.com — Sit at the bar overlooking the open grill and watch chefs prepare dishes like the fish of the day pan-sauteed in habanero-infused olive oil and served with seasonal vegetables. Osso buco is a braised veal shank served with garlic, thyme and white wine demi-glace, herb-roasted Parmesan potatoes and grilled asparagus. Reservations recommended.

Dinner daily, lunch Wed.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ MOSCA’S — 4137 Hwy. 90 W., Westwego, (504) 436-8950; www. moscasrestaurant.com — This familystyle eatery has changed little since opening in 1946. Popular dishes include shrimp Mosca, chicken a la grande and baked oysters Mosca, made with breadcrumps and Italian seasonings. Reservations accepted.

Dinner Tue.-Sat. Cash only. $$$ RED GRAVY — 125 Camp St., (504) 561-8844; www.redgravycafe. com — The cafe serves breakfast items including pancakes, waffles and pastries. At lunch, try handmade meatballs, lasagna and other Italian specialties, panini, wraps, soups and salads. Reservations accepted.

Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner

Thu.-Fri., brunch Sat.-Sun. Credit cards. $ RISTORANTE FILIPPO — 1917 Ridgelake Drive, Metairie (504) 835-4008 — The Creole-Italian menu includes a crabmeat salad featuring half of a tomato filled with jumbo lump crabmeat over romaine lettuce dressed with remoulade and balsamic vinaigrette. Veal Sorrentina is sauted veal layered with prosciutto and eggplant, topped with marinara and mozzarella and served with spaghetti marinara.

Reservations accepted. Lunch Tue.Fri., dinner Tue.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

Juan’s Flying Burrito (2018 Magazine St., 504-569-0000; 4724 S. Carrollton Ave., 504-486-9950; www. juansflyingburrito. com) serves an array of Mexican favorites.

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VINCENT’S ITALIAN CUISINE — 4411 Chastant St., Metairie, (504) 885-2984; 7839 St. Charles Ave., (504) 866-9313; www.vincentsitaliancuisine.com — Try house specialties like veal- and spinach-stuffed canneloni.

Bracialoni is baked veal stuffed with artichoke hearts, bacon, garlic and Parmesan cheese and topped with red sauce. Reservations accepted. Chastant Street: lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Mon.Sat. St. Charles Avenue: lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

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Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily. Delivery available. Credit cards. $$

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ROCK-N-SAKE — 823 Fulton St., (504) 581-7253; www.rocknsake. com — Rock-n-Sake serves traditional Japanese cuisine with some creative twists. There’s a wide selection of sushi, sashimi and rolls or spicy gyoza soup, pan-fried soba noodles with chicken or seafood and teriyaki dishes.

Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $$

KAKKOII JAPANESE BISTREAUX — 7537 Maple St., (504) 570-6440; www.kakkoii-nola.com — Kakkoii offers traditional sushi, sashimi and Japanese cuisine as well as dishes with modern and local twists. Reservations accepted. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner Tue.-Sun., late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ KYOTO — 4920 Prytania St., (504) 891-3644 — Kyoto’s sushi chefs prepare rolls, sashimi and salads. “Box” sushi is a favorite, with more than 25 rolls. Reservations recommended for parties of six or more. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ MIKIMOTO — 3301 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 488-1881; www.mikimotosushi.com — Sushi choices include new and old favorites, both raw and cooked.

The South Carrollton roll includes tuna tataki, avocado and snow crab. Res-

MIYAKO JAPANESE SEAFOOD & STEAKHOUSE — 1403 St. Charles Ave., (504) 410-9997; www. japanesebistro.com — Miyako offers a full range of Japanese cuisine, with specialties from the sushi or hibachi menus, chicken, beef or seafood teriyaki, and tempura. Reservations accepted. Lunch Sun.-Fri., dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$

YUKI IZAKAYA — 525 Frenchmen St., (504) 943-1122; www.facebook. com/yukiizakaya — This Japanese tavern combines a selection of small plates, sake, shochu, live music and Japanese kitsch. Dishes include curries, housemade ramen soups, fried chicken and other specialties. Reservations accepted. Dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $ PAGE 48

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include speckled trout royale which is topped with lump crabmeat and lemon-cream sauce. Capelli D’Andrea combines house-made angel hair pasta and smoked salmon in light cream sauce. Reservations recommended.

Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$

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LATIN AMERICAN LA MACARENA PUPSERIA AND LATIN CAFE — 8120 Hampson St., (504) 862-5252; www.pupsasneworleans.com — This cafe serves Latin and Caribbean dishes, tapas and appetizers like guacamole and chips. Spanish garlic shrimp is served with refried black beans, saffron rice and tropical salad.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily, brunch Sat.Mon. Cash only. $$

LOUISIANA CONTEMPORARY 7 ON FULTON — 700 Fulton St., (504) 525-7555; www.7onfulton.com — New Orleans barbecue shrimp features a peppery butter sauce made with blonde ale. Oven-roasted lobster tail is topped with Louisiana crawfish and corn cream sauce and comes with fingerling potatoes and asparagus. Reservations accepted. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

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DICK & JENNY’S — 4501 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 8949880; www.dickandjennys.com — The menu combines contemporary Creole dishes and Italian items from Christiano’s pop-up.

Pork loin roulade is stuffed with goat cheese and pine nuts and served with spinach, stoneground grits and balsamicinfused pork jus. Pappardelle is served with pulled duck confit, charred pepper and mustard greens. Reservations accepted.

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HERITAGE GRILL — 111 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Suite 150, Metairie, (504) 934-4900; www. heritagegrillmetairie.com — This power lunch spot offers dishes like duck and wild mushroom spring rolls with mirin-soy dipping sauce and pan-fried crab cakes with corn maque choux and sugar snap peas. Reservations accepted. Lunch Mon.-Fri. Credit cards. $$ MANNING’S — 519 Fulton St., (504) 593-8118; www.harrahsneworleans.com — Named for former New Orleans Saints quarterback Archie Manning, this restaurant’s game plan sticks to Louisiana flavors. A cast iron skillet-fried filet is served with two-potato hash, fried onions and Southern Comfort pan sauce. The fish and chips feature black drum crusted in Zapp’s Crawtator crumbs served with Crystal beurre blanc. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ RALPH’S ON THE PARK — 900 City Park Ave., (504) 488-1000; www.ralphsonthepark.com — Popular dishes include turtle soup finished with sherry, grilled lamb spare ribs and barbecue Gulf shrimp. Tuna two ways includes tuna tartare, seared pepper tuna, avocado and wasabi cream. Reservations recommended. Lunch Tue.-Fri., dinner daily, brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$$ RESTAURANT R’EVOLUTION — 777 Bienville St., (504) 5532277; www.revolutionnola.com — Chefs John Folse and Rick Tramanto present a creative take on Creole dishes as well as offer-

ing caviar tastings, house-made salumi, pasta dishes and more.

“Death by Gumbo” is an andouille- and oyster-stuffed quail with a roux-based gumbo poured on top tableside. Reservations recommended. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$ TOMAS BISTRO — 755 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 5270942 — Tomas serves dishes like semi-boneless Louisiana quail stuffed with applewood-smoked bacon dirty popcorn rice, Swiss chard and Madeira sauce. The duck cassoulet combines duck confit and Creole Country andouille in a white bean casserole.

No reservations. Dinner daily.

Credit cards. $$ TOMMY’S WINE BAR — 752 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 5254790 — Tommy’s Wine Bar offers cheese and charcuterie plates as well as a menu of appetizers and salads from the neighboring kitchen of Tommy’s Cuisine. No reservations. Lite dinner daily.

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MEDITERRANEAN/ MIDDLE EASTERN ATTIKI BAR & GRILL — 230 Decatur St., (504) 587-3756 — This restaurant and hookah bar serves an array of Mediterranean dishes. Tomato Buffala features baked tomatoes and mozzarella topped with basil and olive oil. Grilled filet mignon is topped with creamy mushroom sauce and served with two sides.

Reservations accepted. Lunch, dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $$ PYRAMIDS CAFE — 3151 Calhoun St., (504) 861-9602 — Diners will find Mediterranean cuisine featuring such favorites as sharwarma prepared on a rotisserie. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

MEXICAN & SOUTHWESTERN LUCY’S RETIRED SURFERS’ BAR & RESTAURANT — 701 Tchoupitoulas St., (504) 5238995; www.lucysretiredsurders. com — This surf shack serves California-Mexican cuisine and the bar has a menu of tropical cocktails. Todo Santos fish tacos feature grilled or fried mahi mahi in corn or flour tortillas topped with shredded cabbage and shrimp sauce, and are served with rice and beans. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily, late night Thu.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ TIJUANA’S MEXICAN BAR & GRILL — 533 Toulouse St., (504) 227-3808; www. tijuanasmexicanbargrillnola. com — This eatery serves nachos, flautas, quesadillas, burritos, enchiladas, tacos, fajitas, ropa vieja and more. Fritanga features traditional carne asada with gallo pinto, fried pork, cabbage salad, fried plantains and fried cheese.

Reservations accepted. Breakfast Sat.-Sun., lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$

MUSIC AND FOOD BOMBAY CLUB — 830 Conti St., (504) 586-0972; www.thebombayclub.com — This elegant French Quarter hideaway is

styled like an English manor and is known for its martini menu.

Louisiana crab and roasted Creole tomato fondue is finished with manchego cheese, scallions and grilled crostini.

Reservations recommended.

Dinner daily, late-night Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $$$ THE COLUMNS — 3811 St. Charles Ave., (504) 899-9308; www.thecolumns.com — There’s live music in the Victorian Lounge at the Columns. The menu offers such Creole favorites as gumbo and crab cakes and there are cheese plates as well. Reservations accepted.

Breakfast daily, lunch Fri.-Sat., dinner Mon.-Thu., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ GAZEBO CAFE — 1018 Decatur St., (504) 525-8899; www. gazebocafenola.com — The Gazebo features a mix of Cajun and Creole dishes and ice cream daquiris. The New Orleans sampler rounds up jambalaya, red beans and rice and gumbo.

Other options include salads, seafood po-boys and burgers.

No reservations. Lunch and early dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ HOUSE OF BLUES — 225 Decatur St., 310-4999; www. hob.com/neworleans — Try the pan-seared Voodoo Shrimp with rosemary cornbread. The buffet-style gospel brunch features local and regional groups.

Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ LITTLE GEM SALOON — 445 S. Rampart St., (504) 267-4863; www.littlegemsaloon.com — Little Gem offers Creole dining and live jazz. Chef Robert Bruce prepares dishes including Two Run Farms oxtail stew, Creole crab cakes with caper-lemon beurre blanc and fish amandine. Reservations recommended. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Tue.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ THE MARKET CAFE — 1000 Decatur St., (504) 527-5000; www.marketcafenola.com — Dine indoors or out on seafood either fried for platters or po-boys or highlighted in dishes such as crawfish pie, crawfish etouffee or shrimp Creole.

Sandwich options include muffulettas, Philly steaks on po-boy bread and gyros in pita bread.

No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ SIBERIA — 2227 St. Claude Ave., (504) 265-8855; www. siberianola.com — The Russki Reuben features corned beef, Swiss cheese, kapusta (spicy cabbage) and Russian dressing on grilled rye bread. Potato and cheese pierogies are served with fried onions and sour cream. No reservations. Dinner and late-night daily. Credit cards. $.

NEIGHBORHOOD ARTZ BAGELZ — 3138 Magzine St., (504) 309-7557; www. artzbagelz.com — Artz bakes its bagels in house and options include onion, garlic, honey whole wheat, cinnamon-raisin, salt and others. Get one with a schmear or as a sandwich. Salads also are available. No reservations.

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Breakfast and lunch daily. Credit cards. $ CAFE B — 2700 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 934-4700; www. cafeb.com — This cafe serves an elevated take on the dishes commonly found in neighborhood restaurants. Grilled redfish is served with confit of wild mushrooms, spaghetti squash, charred Vidalia onion and aged balsamic vinegar. Reservations recommended. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$ JOEY K’S — 3001 Magazine St., (504) 891-0997; www. joeyksrestaurant.com — This casual eatery serves fried seafood platters, salads, sandwiches and Creole favorites such as red beans and rice. Daily specials include braised lamb shank, lima beans with a ham hock and chicken fried steak served with macaroni and cheese. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ KATIE’S RESTAURANT — 3701 Iberville St., (504) 4886582; www.katiesinmidcity.com

— Favorites at this Mid-City restaurant include the Cajun Cuban with roasted pork, grilled ham, cheese and pickles pressed on buttered bread. The Boudreaux pizza is topped with cochon de lait, spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, scallions and olive oil.

There also are salads, burgers and Italian dishes. Reservations accepted. Lunch daily, Dinner Tue.-Sat., brunch Sun. Credit cards. $$

PIZZA MARKS TWAIN’S PIZZA LANDING — 2035 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 832-8032; www.marktwainspizza.com — Disembark at Mark Twain’s for salads, po-boys and pies like the Italian pizza with salami, tomato, artichoke, sausage and basil. No reservations. Lunch Tue.-Sat., dinner Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ THEO’S NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA — 4218 Magazine St., (504) 894-8554; 4024 Canal St., (504) 302-1133; www. theospizza.com — There is a wide

variety of specialty pies and diners can build their own from the selection of more than twodozen toppings. The menu also includes salads and sandwiches. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $ WIT’S INN — 141 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 486-1600 — This Mid-City bar and restaurant features pizzas, calzones, toasted subs, salads and appetizers for snacking. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $

SANDWICHES & PO-BOYS BEAR’S AT THE BOTTOMLINE — 3309 Division St., Metairie, (504) 455-6613 — Bear’s po-boys feature Gendusa loaves filled with its signature roast beef, fried shrimp and other standards. Burgers are char-broiled. No reservations.

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JUGHEAD’S CHEESESTEAKS — 801 Poland Ave., (504) 304-5411; www.jugheadsneworleans.com — Jughead’s specializes in cheese steaks on toasted Dong Phuong bread. The regular cheese steak features thin-sliced rib-eye, sauteed mushrooms, onions, peppers and garlic and melted provolone and mozzarella. No reservations.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and latenight daily. Credit cards. $

MAGAZINE PO-BOY SHOP — 2368 Magazine St., (504) 522-3107 — Choose from a long list of po-boys filled with everything from fried seafood to corned beef to hot sausage to veal. There are breakfast burritos in the morning and daily lunch specials. No reservations.

Breakfast and lunch Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

SEAFOOD ACME OYSTER HOUSE — 724 Iberville St., (504) 522-5973; 1202 N. Hwy. 190, Covington, (985) 246-6155; 3000 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 309-4056; www. acmeoyster.com — The original Acme Oyster House in the French Quarter has served raw oysters for more than a century.

The full menu includes chargrilled oysters, many cooked seafood dishes and New Orleans staples. The Peace Maker po-boy combines fried shrimp and oysters and is dressed with Tabasco-infused mayo. No reservations. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ CHAD’S BISTRO — 3216 W. Esplanade Ave., Metairie, (504) 838-9935; www.chadsbistro. com — The seafood Napoleon

GRAND ISLE — 575 Convention Center Blvd., (504) 5208530; www.grandislerestaurant. com — The Isle sampler, available as a half or full dozen, is a combination of three varieties of stuffed oysters: tasso, Havarti and jalapeno; house-made bacon, white cheddar and carmelized onions; and olive oil, lemon zest and garlic. The baked Gulf fish is topped with compound chili butter and served with local seasonal vegetables and herbroasted potatoes. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ MR. ED’S SEAFOOD & ITALIAN RESTAURANT. — 910 West Esplanade Ave., Kenner, (504) 463-3030; 1001 Live Oak St., Metairie, (504) 838-0022; www.mredsno.com — The menu includes seafood, Italian dishes, fried chicken, po-boys, salads and daily specials. Eggplant casserole is stuffed with shrimp and crabmeat and served with potatoes and salad. Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$ RED FISH GRILL — 115 Bourbon St., (504) 598-1200; www.redfishgrill.com — Seafood favorites include hickory-grilled redfish, pecan-crusted catfish, alligator sausage and seafood gumbo. Barbecue oysters are flash fried, tossed in Crystal barbecue sauce and served with blue cheese dressing. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily. Credit cards. $$ SERGIO’S SEAFOOD — 533 Toulouse St., (504) 227-3808; www.facebook.com/sergiosseafoodnola — The Fritanga plate includes a grilled petit filet mignon, pork loin, gallo pinto, fried plantains, fried cream cheese and cabbage salad. Center-cut beef tenderloin is topped with chimichurri and served with a baked potato. Reservations accepted. Lunch and dinner daily.

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STEAKHOUSE AUSTIN’S SEAFOOD AND STEAKHOUSE — 5101 West Esplanade Ave., Metairie, (504) 888-5533; www.austinsno.com — Austin’s serves prime steaks, chops and seafood. Veal Austin features paneed veal topped with Swiss chard, bacon, mushrooms, asparagus, crabmeat and brabant potatoes on the side. Res-

CHOPHOUSE NEW ORLEANS — 322 Magazine St., (504) 522-7902; www. chophousenola.com — This traditional steakhouse serves USDA prime beef, and a selection of super-sized cuts includes a 40-oz. Porterhouse for two.

The menu also features seafood options and a la carte side items.

Reservations recommended.

Dinner daily. Credit cards. $$$

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MIMI’S IN THE MARIGNY — 2601 Royal St., (504) 872-9868 — The decadant Mushroom Manchego Toast is a favorite here. Or enjoy hot and cold tapas dishes ranging from grilled marinated artichokes to calamari. Reservations accepted for large parties. Dinner and late-night Tue.-Sun. Credit cards. $ VEGA TAPAS CAFE — 2051 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 836-2007; www.vegatapascafe. com — Paella de la Vega combines shrimp, mussels, chorizo, calamari, scallops, chicken and vegetables in saffron rice.

Pollo en papel features chicken, mushrooms, leeks and feta in phyllo pastry. Reservations accepted. Dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $$

VIETNAMESE AUGUST MOON — 3635 Prytania St., (504) 899-5129; www.moonnola.com — August Moon serves a mix of Vietnamese and Chinese cuisine. There are spring rolls and pho soup as well as many popular Chinese dishes and vegetarian options.

Delivery available. No reservations. Lunch Mon.-Fri., dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $ DOSON NOODLE HOUSE —135 N. Carrollton Ave., (504) 309-7283 — Traditional Vietnamese pho with pork and beef highlights the menu. The vegetarian hot pot comes with mixed vegetables, tofu and vermicelli rice noodles. No reservations.

Lunch and dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards and checks. $$ PHO TAU BAY RESTAURANT — 113 Westbank Expwy., Suite C, Gretna, (504) 368-9846 — You’ll find classic Vietnamese beef broth and noodle soups, vermicelli dishes, seafood soups, shrimp spring rolls with peanut sauce and more. No reservations. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Mon.-Wed. & Fri.-Sat. Credit cards. $ ROLLS-N-BOWLS — 605 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 309-0519; www.facebook.com/ rollsnbowlsnola — This casual eatery serves a variety of spring rolls, pho, rice and vermicelli bowls, banh mi, a few stir fry entrees and bubble tea. The vermicelli noodle bowl features noodles over lettuce, cucumber and carrots and shrimp are an optional addition. No reservations. Lunch and dinner Mon.Sat. Credit cards. $

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KILLER POBOYS — 811 Conti St., (504) 252-6745; www. killerpoboys.com — At the back of Erin Rose, Killer Poboys offers a short and constantly changing menu of po-boys. The Dark and Stormy features pork shoulder slowly braised with ginger and Old New Orleans Spiced Rum and is dressed with house-made garlic mayo and lime cabbage.

No reservations. Lunch and dinner Wed.-Sun. Cash only. $

GALLEY SEAFOOD RESTAURANT — 2535 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 832-0955 — Galley serves Creole and Italian dishes. Blackened redfish is served with shrimp and lump crabmeat sauce, vegetables and new potatoes. Galley’s popular soft-shell crab po-boy is the same one served at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival.

Reservations accepted for large parties. Lunch and dinner Tue.Sat. Credit cards. $$

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features fried eggplant medallions topped with crabmeat on a bed of angel hair pasta topped with shrimp au gratin sauce.

The seafood boat is a bread loaf filled with fried shrimp, oysters and catfish and stuffed shimp.

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BEAR’S POBOYS AT GENNAROS — 3206 Metairie Road, Metairie, (504) 833-9226 — The roast beef po-boy features beef slow-cooked in house, sliced thin, soaked in gravy and dressed with lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on toasted Leidenheimer bread. The 10-ounce Bear burger is topped with roast beef debris, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on a toasted brioche seeded bun and served with fries or loaded potato salad. No reservations. Lunch daily, dinner Mon.-Sat. Credit cards. $

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Core values Philip H. Anselmo debuts his first solo album.

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pairs with Montazeri’s dive-bombing, frenetic guitars and pummeling riffs and Gonzalez’s abrupt time signatures.

“I really wanted both of them to more or less put their fingerprints all over the record and have free reign, whether guitar solos or drum fills,” Anselmo says.

“I wanted them to leave a signature mark.”

He sledgehammers his lyrics, leaving just enough shards of ambiguity for the listener to finish. The title track uppercuts the album’s typical direct, first-person angle: “It’s ruined/ Everybody ruins music/ Not just me/ You saw it/ You liked it/ Embraced it/ Then faked it/ Not just me/ I’m jaded and over it/ Sick of the whole of it/ Everything piles up/ Until I burn it in the trash/ Rip it up and turn it into ashes.”

“I’m not going to spoon-feed the listener with what exactly is on my mind at the time,” he says. “Look at the album title. That could mean 100 different things to 100 people. It’s vague enough and powerful enough.

“I wanted to write lyrics that were real, honest, and come from a gut level. I get that from my hardcore influences, mainly Agnostic Front, even the first Minor Threat record and certain Black Flag records, for sure. Very direct, no bullshit.”

Anselmo — whose family ran Anselmo’s Restaurant in Metairie — attended McMain Magnet School and Grace King High School (and the occasional

summer school at Brother Martin).

Anselmo quit high school and lived in cars, vans and practice rooms before making his way to Texas to join Pantera in 1987. “I starved my f—ing guts out because I wanted this shit so bad,” he says.

Pantera released the back-to-back commercially successful and highly influential heavy metal albums Cowboys From Hell in 1990 and

Philip Anselmo is best known for his work with Pantera and Down.

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stretch of wide-open farms fades into shaded woods. A rocky gargoyle-lined trail surrounded by tall trees reveals the hunting lodge and 17 acres Philip H. Anselmo calls home.

A blue-eyed white boxer named Edith barks in the driveway. In his living room, stacks of horror movie VHS tapes fill boxes and shelves on the walls. Bhorror movie posters fill what’s left.

Anselmo arrives barefoot in a black T-shirt with the sleeves cut off, shakes my hand and pours a half pot of coffee into a New Orleans Saints mug.

He sits upright in a plush, deep red chair adjacent to a matching couch, lights a cigarette and knocks the ashes into a face-sized mollusk shell. “I smoke,” he says, as if to ask whether I mind.

Anselmo sounds like an exhausted dragon sucking on an oil drum. He just left band rehearsal before a monthlong tour. He also just heard New Orleans Saints linebacker Martez Wilson might sit out for the season. He’s not happy about that. (“I’m pissed.”)

Even under his breath he bellows several octaves lower than a giant.

That voice has been all over several influential, multiplatinum heavy metal acts, including Texas hell-bringers Pantera and New Orleans supergroup Down. The Louisiana metal icon’s latest project is Philip H. Anselmo & The Illegals, his first solo effort, which released its debut Walk Through Exits Only in July.

“The material written for the solo album would not fly with Down at all,” he says, with a laugh. “I don’t think they get it or like it. It’s not their thing. Their bands aren’t my favorite either. That’s the beauty of making friends in the music industry. You run into cool people constantly — you may not love their band but there definitely are some sweethearts out there. I think my musical tastes kind of agitate the rest of the band, so to speak, because I love horrible music.”

The eight-track album grinds out Anselmo’s heaviest, most extreme metal compositions to date. On Walk Through Exits Only, released on his Housecore Records label, Anselmo purposefully pushed his bandmates — guitarist Marzi Montazeri and drummer Jose Manuel “Blue” Gonzalez — to metal’s most severe edges. The album borrows from early hardcore punk to gut-churning death metal, but Anselmo throws it all into the pit.

“I did not want to repeat any old traditional ways of approaching things,” he says. “I wanted rhythmic bursts that create their own energy, and their own feeling of uptempo, frantic, rigid energy.”

Anselmo’s voice — which he recorded in layers, adding acidic, piercing highs and demonic lows —

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Vulgar Display of Power in 1992. But Anselmo battled a lengthy heroin addiction, which came to a public head in 1996 after a gig in Dallas. He famously released a statement he had “injected a lethal dose of heroin,” died and came back to life. That tour continued as planned.

The band went on hiatus in 2001.

Pantera founders “Dimebag” Darrell Lance Abbott and his brother Vinnie Paul Abbott formed Damageplan — but on Dec. 8, 2004, “Dimebag” Darrell was shot and killed onstage in Ohio.

Anselmo stayed busy with other projects, including Down, a Southerninfluenced supergroup formed in 1991.

The band, whose eclectic metal recently has had sludge stirred into its earlier straight-forward heaviness, has released only three studio albums, starting with the breakthrough debut NOLA in 1995.

Last year the band released the EP Down IV — The Purple EP. Anselmo also formed Housecore Records, featuring a small, hand-picked roster of “extreme” artists, including Louisiana familiars Crowbar, Eyehategod and Haarp. The label operates from his Folsom homestead’s barn-turnedstudio (with another on the way).

“The body of music is alive in the underground,” Anselmo says. “I hate rock stars. I f—king hate ’em, man. If you can’t be down to earth enough to f—king sit and talk with people and be a regular person. … I’ve seen absolute nerds, who used to beat on my door at 3 a.m. just to talk about metal, get popular with time in their little bands and completely turn

their back, or change their persona for the fans. You’re fake, man. You’re a big walking f—king fake. There needs to be a reality check for these bands. I pity their f—king success. It’s embarrassing.

F—k ’em.”

Anselmo pulls a cigarette from behind his ear and flicks his lighter.

“As far as new blood goes, and the future of underground music from New Orleans-based bands or Louisianabased bands, I’m looking,” he says. “I’m still very curious myself. I think someone needs to separate themselves in a very original way to catch my attention. Right now I see a lot of emulation out there.

That’s fine, but it’s not going to do anything for me.”

Later this year, Anselmo plans to release an EP with The Illegals. He’ll also record with Down. In October, Anselmo will debut his Housecore Horror Film Festival in Austin. He expects to release his autobiography next year.

He has a phone interview in a few minutes, which he waves off to finish watching a YouTube video of his opening band Author & Punisher, a one-man metal band of deafening machines.

“I may have other interests, but my interests lie in horror movies and boxing,” he says. “I’m 45. It’s a little late to start a boxing career. I’m done. I’m retired. I hit the bag because it don’t hit back. I have no aspiration to be a director or actor, so that ain’t happening. I’ll deal with the band life and lifestyle as long as the rest of the band can hack it.”

He crushes his empty cigarette pack and tosses it on the coffee table.

“I think I’m around enough veterans who have done this long enough and made it their priority that they’re going to put the time in and make this their life to get the f—king job done,” he says. “I’ll stick with those guys.”

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Spotted Cat — Sarah McCoy, 4; New Orleans Swamp Donkeys, 6; St. Louis Slim & the Frenchmen Street Jug Band, 10 Treasure Chest Casino — John Pierre & Expression, 9 Tropical Isle Bayou Club — La Meniere des Cadiens, 5; Brandon Miller & Louisiana Inferno, 9

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TUESDAY 20 3 Ring Circus’ The Big Top — Harvey Castle, Jacob Acosta, The Shiz, 8 Banks Street Bar — Scott Meyers, 9 Bombay Club — Emilio Avila, 6 Bullet’s Sports Bar — Kermit Ruffins & the Barbecue Swingers, 7:30 Cafe Negril — John Lisi & Delta Funk, 9 Chickie Wah Wah — Jon Cleary, 8 Circle Bar — Jonathan Freilich, 10 Columns Hotel — John Rankin, 8 Crescent City Brewhouse — New Orleans Streetbeat, 6

d.b.a. — Treme Brass Band, 9 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Jeff “Snake” Greenberg, 9:30 Gasa Gasa — Progression feat. Sasha Masakowski, 7 Hi-Ho Lounge — Songwriters Gumbo, 8 House of Blues — Icona Pop, K. Flay, Sirah, 9 Kerry Irish Pub — Jason Bishop, 9 Little Gem Saloon — Sam Joyner, 5 Little Tropical Isle — Mark Barrett, 5; Chip Wilson, 9 The Maison — Gregory Agid, 6; Magnitude, 9 Maple Leaf Bar — Rebirth Brass Band, 10:30 Preservation Hall — Preservation Hall-Stars feat. Shannon Powell, 8 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Davell Crawford, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Andy J. Forest, 4; Antoine Diel & the N.O. Misfit Power, 6; Smoking Time Jazz Club, 10 Trinity Episcopal Church — Organ & Labyrinth Organ Re-

Tropical Isle Bayou Club — La Meniere des Cadiens, 5; Louisiana Inferno, 9 Tropical Isle Original — Way Too Early, 1

WEDNESDAY 21 Banks Street Bar — Major Bacon, 10 Bombay Club — Emilio Avila, 6 Buffa’s Lounge — Thaddeus Conti, 7 Cafe Istanbul — Louise Cappi & Bella Nola, 7:30 Cafe Negril — Sam Cammarata & Dominick Grillo, 7:30; Another Day in Paradise, 9:30 Chickie Wah Wah — Alvin Youngblood Hart, 8 Circle Bar — Alex Bleeker & the Freeks, 10 Columns Hotel — Andy Rogers, 8 Crescent City Brewhouse — New Orleans Streetbeat, 6 d.b.a. — Walter “Wolfman” Washington & the Roadmasters, 10 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Leah Rucker, 9:30 Hi-Ho Lounge — Pacific Dub, 10 House of Blues — Jet Lounge, 11 House of Blues Voodoo Garden — Domenic, 6 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Kipori Woods, 5; NOJO Jam, 8 Kerry Irish Pub — Patrick Cooper, 9 Little Gem Saloon — Richard Knox, 5 Maple Leaf Bar — Hill Country Hounds, 10 Preservation Hall — Preservation Hall Jazz Band feat.

Mark Braud, 8 Rock ’N’ Bowl — Johnny J & the Hitmen feat. Derek Huston, 8:30 Rusty Nail — Jenn Howard, 9 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Uptown Jazz Orchestra feat.

Banks Street Bar — Roxy Rocca, 9 Bayou Beer Garden — Benny Turner & Real Blues, 8 Bombay Club — Tony Seville, 5:30 Bourbon Orleans Hotel — Eudora Evans, 8 Buffa’s Lounge — Harry Mayronne, 8 Bullet’s Sports Bar — Glen David Andrews, 7:30 Capri Blue Bar at Andrea’s Restaurant — Gwen & the Old Man, 6 Carousel Piano Bar & Lounge — Philip Manuel Duo, 5; George French Quartet, 8:30 Checkpoint Charlie — Jeff Ruby, 11 Chickie Wah Wah — Papa Mali, Johnny Vidacovich, Cass Faulconer, 8; Seth Walker, 10 Circle Bar — Non-Alignment Pact: The Best Music You’ve Probably Never Heard, 10 Columns Hotel — Kristina Morales, 8 Crescent City Brewhouse — New Orleans Streetbeat, 6 Davenport Lounge — Jeremy Davenport, 5:30 d.b.a. — Jon Cleary, 7; Mississippi Rail Company, 10; Lightnin’ Malcolm, 10 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Bryce Eastwood, 9:30 Fair Grinds Coffeehouse — Ryan Floyd, 7 Freret Street Publiq House — Brass-A-Holics, 9:30 Funky Pirate — Marc Stone Duo, 4; Blues Masters feat. Big Al Carson, 8:30 Gasa Gasa — Swamp Lillies feat. Max & Her Trail-Mix, 8 Hi-Ho Lounge — Soundclash Beat Battle, 9 House of Blues (Big Mama’s Lounge) — Jayson Knox, 7 House of Blues (The Parish) — MC Chris’ Revenge of the Nerd 2 Tour,: Dr. Awkward, Jesse Dangerously, Tribe One, 9 Howlin’ Wolf Den — Stoop Kids, Sun Year, Hank & the Cupcakes, 10 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Roman Skakun, 5; James Rivers Movement, 8 Kerry Irish Pub — Paintbox feat. Dave James & Tim Robertson, 9 PAGE 56

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Little Gem Saloon — Charlie Miller, 5 Little Tropical Isle — Allen Hebert, 5; Casey Saba, 9 Maple Leaf Bar — The Trio feat. Johnny Vidacovich, 9:30 Oak — Steve Kelly, 9 Old Point Bar — The F-Holes, 8 One Eyed Jacks — Susan Cowsill’s Covered in Vinyl feat. Tears for Fears’ “Songs from the Big Chair”, 7 Preservation Hall — New Birth Brass Band feat. Tanio Hingle, 8 Prime Example — David Torkanowsky, 8 & 10 Rivershack Tavern — Two Man Rubberband, 8 Rock ’N’ Bowl — Horace Trahan, 8:30 The Roosevelt Hotel Bar — Kirk Duplantis Trio, 9 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Spencer Bohren & the Whippersnappers, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Sarah McCoy & the Oopsie Daisies, 4; Miss Sophie Lee, 6; Jumbo Shrimp, 10 Three Muses — Tom McDermott, 5 Tipitina’s — Philip H. Anselmo & the Illegals, Warbeast, Author & Punisher, 10 Tropical Isle Bayou Club — Cajun Drifters, 5; CajunGrass, 9 Tropical Isle Bourbon — Miss Maggie Trio, 5 Tropical Isle Original — One Third Down, 1; The Hangovers, 5; Late as Usual, 9 Vaughan’s — Kermit Ruffins & the Barbecue Swingers, 8:30

FRIDAY 23 8 Block Kitchen & Bar — Anais St. John, 9 Banks Street Bar — Dave Jordan, 10

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Bombay Club — Right Rev. Soul Review, 9:30 Bourbon Orleans Hotel — Eudora Evans, 9 Buffa’s Lounge — Sick, 8 Bullet’s Sports Bar — Guitar Slim Jr., 7:30 Capri Blue Bar at Andrea’s Restaurant — Phil Melancon, 8 Carousel Piano Bar & Lounge — Robin Barnes Quartet, 5; Jubilation Band, 9 Carrollton Station — TwangoBangoRama, 9 Chickie Wah Wah — Alex McMurray Band, 10 Circle Bar — Norbert Slama, 6 Columns Hotel — Ted Long, 6 Coscino’s Italian Grill — Bag of Donuts, 10 Crescent City Brewhouse — New Orleans Streetbeat, 6 Davenport Lounge — Jeremy Davenport, 9 d.b.a. — Ingrid Lucia, 6; Rotary Downs, 10 DMac’s — Vincent Marini, 7 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Eric Traub Trio, 10 Funky Pirate — Mark & the Pentones, 4; Blues Masters feat. Big Al Carson, 8:30 Green Room — Bloomin’ Onions, 10 Hi-Ho Lounge — Soundclash DJ Battle, 10 House of Blues — Best of NOLA Rocks feat.

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It won’t take a buttered shoehorn to make Japanther fit. Pratt Institute’s most-likely-toexceed alums have staged their elaborate punk rock installations/performance art bastardizations on the bed of a moving pickup truck in Soho and in the bike path of the Williamsburg Bridge. Bushwickers Ian Vanek and Matt Reilly have been called up to the Whitney Biennial and thrown out of Lincoln Center. They have played encircled by BMX bikers (before Arcade Fire’s Grammys stunt) and endured 84 hours straight (14 times longer than The National at MoMA). In September 2005, the duo was among the first touring acts to perform in darkened New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, amid “cars planted in the dirt like they were f—king flowers.”

Almost an afterthought are the band’s busted-up recordings, striking irregularly yet consistently like rusted-over, double-time clockwork: Dump the Body in Rikki Lake (2003), Don’t Trust Anyone Over Thirty (2006), Skuffed Up My Huffy (2007), Tut Tut, Now Shake Ya Butt (2008). Like 2011’s Beets, Limes and Rice, the recent Eat Like Lisa Act Like Bart (Recess) comprises a slew of tracks (13) packed into a paucity of minutes (30), overfed with candy-shelled melodies, corroded by acid-reflux distortion and serious as a fart attack. Rusty Lazer opens. — NOAH BONAPARTE PAIS

House of Blues (Big Mama’s Lounge) — Bath Salts, 7 House of Blues (The Parish) — August Alsina, 8; Alternative Friday, 11 House of Blues Voodoo Garden — Daria & the Hip Drops, 5 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Love Sessions: Irvin Mayfield & the Playhouse Revue, 7:30 Kerry Irish Pub — Tim Barklage, 5; Hurricane Refugees, 9 Little Gem Saloon — Jon Roniger, 5; Shamarr Allen & the Underdawgs, 9 Little Tropical Isle — Ben Joseph, 5; Jay B. Elston, 9 Maple Leaf Bar — Mia Borders, 10:30 Oak — Tom Leggett, 9 Old Point Bar — Rick Trolsen, 5; Diablo’s Horns, 9:30 One Eyed Jacks — Caddywhompus, Boyfrndz, All People, 9

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Rivershack Tavern — Chicken on the Bone, 10 Rock ’N’ Bowl — Bucktown All-Stars, 9 The Saint Hotel, Burgundy Bar — Abstract, 9

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Siberia — Boyfriend, Sex Party, Bouffant Bouffant, aboynamedruth, 9 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Dr. Michael White & the Liberty Jazz Band, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Andy J. Forest, 4; Washboard Chaz Trio, 6; Cottonmouth Kings, 10 Tipitina’s — Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes, Naughty Professor, 10 Treasure Chest Casino — Harvey Jesus & Fire, 7 Tropical Isle Bayou Club — Brandon Miller & Louisiana Inferno, 5; T’Canaille, 9 Tropical Isle Original — Mark Barrett Duo, 1; The Hangovers, 5; Late as Usual, 9 Twist of Lime — Wantless, Noisewater, Traded Moments, 9

Windsor Court Hotel (Cocktail Bar) — Shannon Powell Trio, 5 3 Ring Circus’ The Big Top — The Painted Hands, Neji Vibez, Alias E, Tone Shark, 8 8 Block Kitchen & Bar — Anais St. John, 9 AllWays Lounge — Lily Masse & the High Life Band, 8

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Band, 9; Luther Kent Jazz Quartet, 10 Chickie Wah Wah — Double Wide, The Mercy Brothers, 9 Crescent City Brewhouse — New Orleans Streetbeat, 6 The Cypress — Variants, Observer, Pursuance, Through What Was, Truly Truly, Dodging Cathrine, Royal T, 5:30 Davenport Lounge — Jeremy Davenport, 9 d.b.a. — Hot 8 Brass Band, 11

Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — Sunpie & the Louisiana Sunspots, 10 Dragon’s Den — Uniquity feat. Slangston Hughes, DJ Jay Skillz, Sybil Shanell, Kyndra Joi, Q Corvette, 10 Freret Street Publiq House — Little Maker, Kristin Diable, 7 Gasa Gasa — Gravy Flavored Kisses, Roxy Roca, 8 Hi-Ho Lounge — DJ Soul Sister, 11 House of Blues — Allan Cubas, 11 House of Blues (Big Mama’s Lounge) — Sean Mullady, 10 House of Blues Voodoo Garden — Brint Anderson, 1 Howlin’ Wolf Den — 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, Summer, 10 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Love Sessions: Irvin Mayfield & the Playhouse Revue, 7:30 Kerry Irish Pub — Dave Hickey, 5 Little Tropical Isle — Jay B. Elston, 5; Wayne Lohr Duo, 9 Maple Leaf Bar — Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, 10:30 Oak — Jen Howard, 9 Old Point Bar — The Business, 9:30 One Eyed Jacks — Morning 40 Federation, 9 Pearl — Sarah Gromko and Brian Seeger, 8 Preservation Hall — New Life Jazz Band feat. Lucien Barbarin, 8 Prytania Bar — Heatwave 60s & 70s Soul R&B Dance Party, 9 Ritz-Carlton — Catherine Anderson, 1 Rivershack Tavern — Deltaville, 10 Rock ’N’ Bowl — Bonerama, 9 The Saint Hotel, Burgundy Bar — New Orleans Express, 9 Siberia — Hollow Point Stumblers, Tom Paines, 6; Downfall of Gais, Black Table, Cape of the Matador, Red Shield, 9 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Victor Goines Quartet, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Meghan Stewart’s Too Darn Hot, 4; Panorama

Jazz Band, 6; Debauche, 10 Tipitina’s — Alvin Youngblood Hart’s Muscle Theory, Cha Wa, 10 Trinity Episcopal Church — Water Too High, Bones Too Low by Hannibal, dedicated to the life of Ashley Qualls, 7 Tropical Isle Bayou Club — Brandon Miller & Louisiana Inferno, 1; Brandon Moreau & CajunGrass, 5; T’Canaille, 9 Tropical Isle Original — Mark Barrett Duo, 1; The Hangovers, 5; Late as Usual, 9 Twist of Lime — Cerebral Drama, Rhode, UNHINGING PLEIADES, 9

SUNDAY 25 3 Ring Circus’ The Big Top — Blind Texas Marlin, Shiloh, Natalie Mae, 8 Banks Street Bar — Dueling Fiddlers, 4; Ron Hotstream & the F-Holes, 7 Bombay Club — Tony Seville, 6 Buffa’s Lounge — Some Like It Hot!, 11 a.m.

Cafe Negril — John Lisi & Delta Funk, 7 Circle Bar — Micah McKee & Little Maker, 6 Columns Hotel — Chip Wilson, 11 a.m.

The Cypress — Traitor, Shutout, Morning Ghost, 5:30 d.b.a. — Palmetto Bug Stompers, 6 DMac’s — Michael Pearce, 11 a.m.; Walter “Wolfman” Washington, 6 Funky Pirate — Mark & the Pentones, 4; Gary Brown Band, 8:30; Willie Lockett & the AllPurpose Blues Band, 8:30 House of Blues — Gospel Brunch, 10 a.m.

House of Blues (Big Mama’s Lounge) — Carlo Ditta & Smoky Greenwell, 7 Howlin’ Wolf Den — Hot 8 Brass Band, 9 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Love Sessions: Irvin Mayfield & the Playhouse Revue, 7:30 Kerry Irish Pub — Beth Patterson, 8 Little Gem Saloon — Richard Knox Trio, 10 a.m.

Little Tropical Isle — Lynn Drury, 5; Ben Joseph, 9 Old Point Bar — John Autin, 3:30; Tom Witek Sextet, 7 Preservation Hall — New Orleans Serenaders feat. Clive Wilson, 8 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Loren Pickford Quartet, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Rights of Swing, 3; Shotgun Jazz Band, 6; Pat Casey & the New Sounds, 10 Tipitina’s — Youth Music

Workshop feat. Cliff Hines Band, 1; Bruce Daigrepont, 5

Tropical Isle Bayou Club — Brandon Miller & Louisiana Inferno, 5; Brandon Moreau & CajunGrass, 9 Tropical Isle Original — Mark Barrett Duo, 1; The Hangovers, 5; Late as Usual, 9 Warehouse Grille — Saltwater Cowboys, 4

MONDAY 26 Banks Street Bar — South Jones, 8 BJ’s Lounge — King James & the Special Men, 10 BMC — Lil’ Red & Big Bad, 6 Bombay Club — Emilio Avila, 6 Chickie Wah Wah — Alexis & the Samurai, 8 Circle Bar — Missy Meatlocker, 6 Columns Hotel — David Doucet, 8 Crescent City Brewhouse — New Orleans Streetbeat, 6 d.b.a. — Glen David Andrews, 10 Dmac’s Bar & Grill — Danny Alexander, 8 Dos Jefes Uptown Cigar Bar — John Fohl, 9:30 Gasa Gasa — Robot Rock with Who Data feat. Paul Thibodeaux, 7 Hi-Ho Lounge — Bluegrass Pickin’ Party, 8 Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse — Love Sessions: Irvin Mayfield & the Playhouse Revue, 7:30 Kerry Irish Pub — Paul Tobin, 8 Little Tropical Isle — Matt Hoggatt, 5; Lynn Drury, 9 Maple Leaf Bar — Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, 9 Old Point Bar — Jazz Trio feat. Romy Kaye, 7 Preservation Hall — Preservation Hall Living Legends feat.

Maynard Chatters, 8 Rivershack Tavern — Harvey Castle, 7 The Roosevelt Hotel Bar — Jazz Factory Night with the James Partridge Septet, 9 Snug Harbor Jazz Bistro — Charmaine Neville, 8 & 10 Spotted Cat — Sarah McCoy & the Oopsie Daisies, 4; Dominick Grillo & the Frenchmen Street All-Stars, 6; Kristina Morales & the Bayou Shufflers, 10 Tropical Isle Bayou Club — Fieldpeas, 5; Cajun Drifters, 9 Tropical Isle Original — Mark Barrett Duo, 1; Debi & the Deacons, 5; Gumbo Kings, 9

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GROWN UPS 2 (PG-13) — Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade star in the sequel to the 2010 film about childhood friends who’ve grown up and are trying to relive the old days. Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Westbank

BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (NR) — The museum screens a 4-D film, bringing audiences into battle using archival footage and special effects. National World War II Museum Solomon Victory Theater

THE HEAT (R) — An uptight FBI agent is partnered with a feisty cop in the takedown of a druglord. Elmwood

THE CONJURING (R) — Paranormal investigators help a family terrorized by a dark presence at home, in a horror film directed by James Wan (Insidious, Saw). Canal Place, Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank DESPICABLE ME 2 (PG) — Gru, a reformed jerk, is recruited by the Anti-Villain League to fight a super criminal in this animated sequel.

Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank ELYSIUM (R) — Matt Damon stars in the sci-fi action thriller set in the year 2154, where the wealthy live on a space station and everyone else lives on Earth, which has since been destroyed.

Canal Place, Chalmette, Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank FRUITVALE STATION (R) — The movie tells the true story of Oscar Grant (Michael B. Jordan), a man killed by a Bay Area Rapid Transit officer in 2009. Canal Place, Elmwood, Westbank GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D (NR) — Shark encounters are

JOBS (PG-13) — Ashton Kutcher stars in the Steve Jobs biopic. Canal Place, Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank KICK-ASS 2 (R) — The superhero action-comedy sequel stars Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Jim Carrey.

Canal Place, Chalmette, Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank LEE DANIELS’ THE BUTLER (PG-13) — Forest Whitaker stars in the historical drama based on the life of Eugene Allen. Canal Place, Chalmette, Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Prytania, Regal, Westbank PARANOIA (PG-13) — An entry-level corporate employee (Liam Hemsworth) must spy on his boss’ former mentor. Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank PERCY JACKSON: SEA OF MONSTERS (PG) — In this novel-turned-film, Poseidon’s son and friends combat evil while searching the Sea of Monsters for the Golden Fleece. Clearview, Elmwood, Grand, Regal, Westbank PLANES (PG) — The Disney Pixar animated feature is about the secret lives of

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An unforgettable 911 call in which a shocked obDirected by Gabriela server explains that “a whale has eaten one of the Cowperthwaite trainers” opens Blackfish, a chilling documentary Limited release by director Gabriela Cowperthwaite about young people, killer whales (or orcas) and the entertainment companies that exploit both for profit. Cowperthwaite found her way to this subject through a short newspaper item about the “accidental” death of an experienced and widely admired orca trainer named Dawn Brancheau at SeaWorld in Orlando, Fla. in 2010. The filmmaker sensed that something was amiss but did not go looking for an inflammatory expose. Cowperthwaite thought she’d make a documentary about how humans and animals relate, but she found a story of corporate malfeasance so compelling and complete that the only mystery it leaves unsolved is why no one managed to tell this story before now.

The relationships that develop between killer whales and their trainers play a role in Blackfish, but this is not the story of marine biologists and their research subjects.

The trainers that work at entertainment parks featuring orcas performing tricks are hired for their swimming ability, good looks and willingness to follow orders. The real problem with these facilities is that they exist at all.

Blackfish spends much of its time on a killer whale named Tilikum, who was wrenched from its pod of ocean-bound mammals and shuttled around the continent on trucks. The film shows the floating metal box in which Tilikum spent two-thirds of each day during his early life at a small and now-shuttered Canadian park called Sealand of the Pacific. The systematic abuse and traumatization of Tilikum and numerous other killer whales has led directly to 40 years’ worth of fatal and near-fatal incidents with trainers at marine parks.

There’s no evidence that an orca has ever attacked a human in the wild. Once you get to know these majestic animals via Blackfish, that’s not hard to believe. The film’s interviews with scientists reveal that orca’s brains are highly developed in the area that governs emotion, which explains the species’ social nature and tight-knit family structures. Because so much of the activity at SeaWorld is captured on video by audience members, trainers looking to improve their performance, and the facility itself — both on the surface of the pools and from cameras placed underwater — there’s no shortage of primary source material through which Blackfish can build its case. In one astonishing sequence, an orca grabs trainer Ken Peters by the foot and repeatedly drags him to the bottom of the pool and back to the surface. Only Peters’ remarkable calm and training as a scuba diver enable him to survive. Scenes like this can be hard to watch, but the most grisly attacks are not included in the film out of respect for the victims and their families.

That intentional lack of sensationalism is what makes Blackfish so convincing.

Former trainers were encouraged to stick to the facts in interviews conducted for the film. Their opinions and analysis emerge quietly near the end, but Cowperthwaite carefully maintains her thoughtful and low-key approach. Sometimes the truth is enough. — KEN KORMAN

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SPECIAL SCREENINGS THE ACT OF KILLING (NR) — In this documentary, former Indonesian death squad leaders are challenged to reeanct their mass killings. 9:15 p.m.

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by Gathr, the documentary separates the reality about addiction and recovery from the sensationalized view of it. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Zeitgeist BREATH OF THE GODS (NR) — Jan Schmidt-Garre’s documentary on yoga and Indian savant T. Krishnamacharya includes rare historical footage. 7:30 p.m.

Monday, Zeitgeist FULL METAL JACKET (R) — In this Stanley Kubrick drama, a U.S. Marine observes the effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits. 10 p.m.

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assassination ploy involving a beautiful Russian woman in this 1963 picture. 10 a.m.

Sunday, Prytania THE HUNT (NR) — A man fights for his life and dignity after rumors ignite a witch hunt for him. 7 p.m. Tuesday-Thursday, Zeitgeist REWIND THIS! (NR) — The documentary explores the videotape and its effect on society. 7:30 pm. Saturday, Antenna SHOW BOAT (NR) — Kathryn Grayson, Ava Gardner and Howard Keel star in the 1951 musical-turned-film about a riverboat captain’s daughter falling in love with a gambler.

10 a.m. Wednesday, Prytania THE WARRIORS (R) — Gangs and cops have taken over New York City streets, and one kingpin tries to rally all the gangs together a. This BYOB screening is hosted by The New Movement. Midnight Friday-Saturday, Prytania THE WATCHTOWER (NR) — A man and woman who sought solitude because of their negative pasts find each other and settle in together in Pelin Esmer’s acclaimed Turkish drama. 5 p.m. FridayMonday, Zeitgeist Antenna Gallery, 3718 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-3161;

www.press-street.com/antenna; The Theatres at Canal Place, The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., (504) 363-1117; www.thetheatres. com; Chalmette Movies, 8700 W. Judge Perez Drive, Chalmette, (504) 304-9992; www.chalmettemovies,com; AMC Clearview Palace 12, Clearview Mall, 4486 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 887-1257; www.amctheatres. com; AMC Elmwood Palace 20, 1200 Elmwood Park Blvd., Harahan, (504) 733-2029; www.amctheatres.com; Entergy IMAX Theatre, 1 Canal St., (504) 581-4629; www.auduboninstitute.org; The Grand 16 Slidell, 1950 Gause Blvd. W., Slidell, (985) 641-1889; www. thegrandtheatre.com; Prytania Theatre, 5339 Prytania St., (504) 891-2787; www.theprytania.com; Regal Covington Stadium 14, 69348 Hwy. 21, Covington, (985) 8717787; www.regalmovies.com; Solomon Victory Theater, National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., (504) 528-1944; AMC Westbank Palace 16, 1151 Manhattan Blvd., Harvey, (504) 263-2298; www.amctheatres.com; Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center, 1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 827-5858; www.zeitgeistinc.net

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AFA NEW ORLEANS. 809 Royal St., (504) 558-9296; www.afanyc.com — “The Art of Joe Sorren,” paintings by the artist, through Nov. 30.

ANGELA KING GALLERY. 241 Royal St., (504) 524-8211; www.angelakinggallery.com — Works by Peter Max, ongoing.

“Ptoom!” graphic art by Steve Taylor, through August. Dry pigment paintings by Terri Hallman, through Sept. 6.

ANTON HAARDT GALLERY. 2858 Magazine St., (504) 309-4249; www.antonart.com — “Deep Blues,” Southern folk art group exhibition, ongoing.

ASHE CULTURAL ARTS CENTER. 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac.org — “Here/ Home,” objects and photographs symbolic of New Orleans, through Sept. 22.

BENEITO’S ART. 3618 Magazine St., (504) 8919170; www.bernardbeneito. com — Oil paintings by Beneito Bernard, ongoing.

BOYD | SATELLITE. 440 Julia St., (504) 581-2440; www.boydsatellitegallery.com — “Sputnik 1,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 3.

THE BRASS CAMERA PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY. 1201 St. Philip St., (504) 5815551; www.thebrasscamera. com — “New Orleans Street Celebrations,” photographs by L.J. Goldstein, ongoing.

BYRDIE’S GALLERY. 2422 St. Claude Ave., (504) 6566794; www.byrdiesgallery. com — “Trauma,” ceramic heads

by Walter Stevens; “Figures,” busts by Natalie Dietz; “Vessels,” forms by Miki Glasser, all through Sept. 9.

CALLAN CONTEMPORARY. 518 Julia St., (504) 525-0518; www.callancontemporary.com — “Dream a Dream,” Korean-style garments by Key-Sook Geum, through Sept. 28.

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ARIODANTE GALLERY. 535 Julia St., (504) 524-3233; www.ariodantegallery.com — Mixed media group exhibition, through August.

ARTHUR ROGER GALLERY. 432 Julia St., (504) 522-1999; www.arthurrogergallery.com — “Bruce Jr. Does the Parades,” color marker drawings by Bruce Davenport Jr.; “Sunrise,” glass sculpture by Gene Koss; both through Sept. 14.

BARRISTER’S GALLERY. 2331 St. Claude Ave., (504) 525-2767; www.barristersgallery.com — Paintings by Marcel Flisiuk; “Sitting Prone,” iron sculpture by Rachel David; both through Sept. 7.

They can look as softly languid as flowers or jellyfish although they were crafted out of the hardest of metals.

Created in an age when automation makes many things happen instantly, these objects were forged slowly in a blacksmith shop using centuries-old techniques and subjected to heat that often exceeded 2,000 degrees. Even their appearance flaunts contradictory ideas about time, somehow melding 19th-century art nouveau flourishes with futuristic science fiction overtones. And if the contrasts built into this Sitting Prone expo of Rachel David’s steel and wrought iron sculptures seem endless, that only adds to their mystique. At a time when much of the world — including the global art world — can seem desiccated and demystified, her enigmatic objects radiate an almost alchemical presence. Yet, for all that, they are the mental offspring of an artist best known for useful objects like tables, lamps and candelabra as well as architectural elements like the serpentine gates at Bywater Art Lofts and the nearby sculpture garden. Shifting from practical crafts to otherworldly sculptures should be quite challenging, but David’s approach provides a seamless transition.

David says she is inspired by interpersonal relations, which sounds like Sitting Prone: New metal an odd basis for works like Still Life, an elaborate concocTHRU tion of spindly forms such as a hybrid mix of passionflower sculptures by Rachel David SEPT and a sea anemone. While very different species, both are Barrister’s Gallery, 2331 St. visually appealing and interactive: One attracts bees to help Claude Ave., (504) 710-4506 it propagate and the other seduces its prey. Encounter (picwww.barristersgallery.com tured) suggests an oversized seed pod with long, graceful jellyfishlike tendrils that descend to its base where they coil as languidly as a cobra in repose. It’s shocking to realize they once were discarded machine parts or plumbing fixtures given a new life as art. So what do we make of all this? The ancient alchemists tried to make gold from lead, but blacksmithing such ethereal visions from the strongest of metals seems an almost equally daunting proposition. — D. ERIC BOOKHARDT

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CAROL ROBINSON GALLERY. 840 Napoleon Ave., (504) 895-6130; www.carolrobinsongallery.com — Summerthemed mixed media group exhibition, through August.

CHESTER ALLEN’S OASIS OF ENERGY. 221 Dauphine St., (504) 292-8365; www. chesterallen-oasisofenergy.tumblr.com — “Universal Groove,” silversmithing by Chester Allen, ongoing.

COUP D’OEIL ART CONSORTIUM. 2033 Magazine St., (504) 722-0876; www. coupdoeilartconsortium.com — “A Contemporary Salon,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 21.

D.O.C.S. 709 Camp St., (504) 524-3936; www.docsgallery. com — “Bonaventure,” acrylic on panl by Perry Morgan III, through Oct. 3.

THE FOUNDATION GALLERY. 608 Julia St., (504) 568-0955; www.foundationgallerynola.com — Paintings by Gayle Madeira benefiting Project Elevation, through Sept. 28.

THE GARDEN DISTRICT GALLERY. 1332 Washington Ave., (504) 891-3032; www. gardendistrictgallery.com — “Summer Showcase III,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 29.

GRAPHITE GALLERIES. 936 Royal St., (504) 565-3739; www.graphitenola. com — Group mixed media exhibition, ongoing.

JEAN BRAGG GALLERY OF SOUTHERN ART. 600 Julia St., (504) 895-7375; www. jeanbragg.com — “UptownDowntown,” oil paintings by Derenda Keating, through August.

NEW ORLEANS GLASSWORKS & PRINTMAKING STUDIO. 727 Magazine St., (504) 529-7277; www.neworleansglassworks.com — “Fire and Ice,” mixed media group exhibition, through August.

OCTAVIA ART GALLERY. 4532 Magazine St., (504) 3094249; www.octaviaartgallery.com — “Home,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 28.

RHINO CONTEMPORARY CRAFTS GALLERY. The Shops at Canal Place, 333 Canal St., second floor, (504) 523-7945; www.rhinocrafts. com — Group contemporary craft exhibition, ongoing.

SCOTT EDWARDS PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY. 2109 Decatur St., (504) 610-0581; www.scottedwardsgallery. com — “Numbers & Shadows,” photographic works by Clint Maedgen, through Oct. 5.

SECOND STORY GALLERY. New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave., (504) 710-4506; www.thesecondstorygallery.com — “Rooted,” paintings by Rebecca Birtel Madura, through Sept. 7.

SLIDELL LITTLE THEATRE. 2024 Nellie Drive, Slidell, (985) 641-0324; www.slidelllittletheatre.org — “Works of Whimsy,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 8.

SOREN CHRISTENSEN GALLERY. 400 Julia St., (504) 569-9501; www.sorengallery. com — “Indexing Beauty,” oil paintings on panel and paper by Michael Dickter, through August.

STAPLE GOODS. 1340 St. Roch Ave., (504) 908-7331; www.postmedium.org/staplegoods — “Moonlighting,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 1.

JONATHAN FERRARA GALLERY. 400 Julia St., (504) 522-5471; www.jonathanferraragallery.com — “Nature of the City,” mixed media by Hannah Chalew, through August.

STELLA JONES GALLERY. Place St. Charles, 201 St. Charles Ave., Suite 132, (504) 568-9050; www.stellajonesgallery.com — “I STILL Have a Dream,” mixed media group exhibition on human and civil rights, through August.

LEMIEUX GALLERIES. 332 Julia St., (504) 522-5988; www.lemieuxgalleries.com — “Ba-Roke,” sculpture by Shannon Landis Hansen, through Sept. 28.

TEN GALLERY. 4432 Magazine St., (504) 333-1414; www.facebook.com/NOLAartsalon — Lithographs, prints and drawings by Sarah Marshall, through Sept. 1.

LIVE ART STUDIO. 4207 Dumaine St., (504) 484-7245; www.liveartstudio.com — Group exhibition of watercolors, oil paintings and photography, through Sept. 30.

THREE RIVERS GALLERY. 333 E. Boston St., (985) 892-2811; www.threeriversgallery.com — Mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 9.

MARTINE CHAISSON GALLERY. 727 Camp St., (504)

TULANE UNIVERSITY, NEWCOMB ART GALLERY. Woldenberg Art Center, (504)

314-2406; www.newcombartgallery.tulane.edu — “More Than a Game: Sports and Identity at Newcomb and Tulane” mixed media exhibition, through Sept. 19.

UNO-ST. CLAUDE GALLERY. 2429 St. Claude Ave. — “Making It,” mixed media group exhibition, through Sept. 1.

VIEUX CARRE GALLERY. 507 St. Ann St., (504) 5222900; www.vieuxcarregallery. com — “Celebrations of the City,” works by Sarah Stiehl, through Sept. 15.

WHISNANT GALLERIES. 343 Royal St., (504) 5249766; www.whisnantgalleries. com — Ethnic, religious and antique art, sculpture, textile and porcelain, ongoing.

SPARE SPACES HEY! CAFE. 4332 Magazine St., (504) 891-8682; www.heycafe.biz — Cartoons from Feast Yer Eyes magazine, ongoing.

LA DIVINA GELATERIA. 621 St. Peter St., (504) 302-2692; www.ladivinagelateria.com — Art and photographs by Thom Bennett, Mary Moring and Rita Posselt, ongoing.

CALL FOR ARTISTS WILD THINGS YOUTH ART CONTEST AND EXHIBITION. Artists ages 5 through 18 can submit paintings or drawings representative of the state’s flora and fauna for a chance to have their art featured at the Wild Things event in Lacombe.

The deadline is Sept. 27, and entry rules are at www.fws.gov/ southeastlouisiana.

MUSEUMS AMISTAD RESEARCH CENTER. 6823 St. Charles Ave., (504) 862-3222 ; www. amistadresearchcenter.org — “Through the Lens: Photographing African-American Life,” group photography exhibition, through Sept. 27.

CONTEMPORARY ARTS CENTER. 900 Camp St., (504) 528-3800; www.cacno. org — “Tameka Norris--Family Values,” mixed media by Tameka Norris; “ANTHROPOMORPHIZER!” puppet show by Miss Pussycat; “Who is Pulling the Strings?” group puppet show; “Tank Drama: Deliberations from The Wet Grave,” mixed media by various VESTIGES artists; all through Sept. 22; “Chalmatia (shall-MAY-shuh): A Fictional Place Down the Road,” mixed media by Daneeta and Patrick Jackson, through Sept. 8.

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GOOD CHILDREN GALLERY. 4037 St. Claude Ave., (504) 616-7427; www.goodchildrengallery.com — “In Honor of Skycock: The Search for Ancient Remote Control” group exhibition, through Sept. 8.

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Jere Allen’s Egret Revisited is part of a summer group exhibition at Carol Robinson Gallery. the Indies, 1717–1731,” art and artifacts from Port Dauphin, Old Mobile, Natchez and New Orleans, through Sept. 15.

LONGUE VUE HOUSE AND GARDENS. 7 Bamboo Road, Metairie, (504) 488-5488; www.longuevue.com — “A Year and One Day,” sculpture by Andy Behrle, through Dec. 20.

LOUISIANA STATE MUSEUM CABILDO. 701 Chartres St., (504) 568-6968; www.lsm.crt.state.la.us — “Images and Instruments: Medical History,” artifacts and images of 19th and 20th century medical eqipment, ongoing.

LOUISIANA STATE MUSEUM PRESBYTERE. 751 Chartres St., (504) 568-6968; www.lsm.crt.state.la.us — “They Call Me Baby Doll: A Carnival Tradition,” an exhibit about the Baby Dolls and other the black women’s Carnival groups, through January; “It’s Carnival Time in Louisiana,” Carnival artifacts, costumes, jewelry and

other items; “Living with Hurricanes: Katrina and Beyond”; both ongoing.

MADAME JOHN’S LEGACY. 632 Dumaine St., (504) 568-6968; www.crt.state. la.us — “The Palm, the Pine and the Cypress: Newcomb College Pottery of New Orleans,” ongoing.

NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART. City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 658-4100; www.noma.org — “King of Arms,” collages and video presentation by Rashaad Newsome, through Sept. 15. “Forever,” mural by Odili Donald Odita, through Oct. 7.

OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERN ART. 925 Camp St., (504) 539-9600; www. ogdenmuseum.org — “After the Forest,” choreographed installation by Craig Damrauer; “Louisiana Contemporary,” juried exhibition of Louisiana art; “Seeing Beyond the Ordinary,” photography by Joshua Dudley

Greer, Laura Noel and Susan Worsham; “Southern Imagists,” paintings inspired by the Chicago Imagists; all through Sept. 22. “Into the Light,” photographs by various artists, through Jan. 5. Works by Walter Inglis Anderson; an exhibition of southern regionalists from the museum’s permanent collection; paintings by Will Henry Stevens; all ongoing.

SOUTHEASTERN ARCHITECTURAL ARCHIVE. Tulane University, Jones Hall, 6801 Freret St., (504) 8655699; seaa.tulane.edu — “The Dome,” an exhibition anticipating the 40th anniversary of the Superdome, through Nov. 1.

SOUTHERN FOOD & BEVERAGE MUSEUM. Riverwalk Marketplace, 1 Poydras St., Suite 169, (504) 5690405; www.southernfood.org — “Lena Richard: Pioneer in Food TV,” an exhibit curated

by Ashley Young; “Then and Now: The Story of Coffee”; both ongoing.

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GROWING UP BLACK (AND HAPPY) IN NEW ORLEANS...THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE GREAT CHAKULA. Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac.org — Chakula cha Jua tells his story of growing up in New Orleans in the 1950s and 1960s during segregation, specifically when he lived in the Calliope Project.

Admission $10. 8 p.m. Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday.

CRESCENT CITY SOUND CHORUS. Delgado Community College, Isaac Delgado Hall, Drama Hall, Third Floor, (504) 453-0858, (504) 9826746; www.crescentcitysound. com — The all-woman chorus is a chapter of Sweet Adelines, International. 7 p.m. Monday.

THE MOTHERF--KER WITH THE HAT. AllWays Lounge, 2240 St. Claude Ave., (504) 218-5778; www. theallwayslounge.com — A former drug dealer fresh out of rehab reunites with his drug-addicted girlfriend. Josh Parham directs the *NU* Theatre production. Tickets $15. 8 p.m. Thursday-Saturday.

THIS SWEATY CITY. Contemporary Arts Center, 900 Camp St., (504) 528-3800; www.cacno.org — Goat in the Road performance troupe performs a radio-style drama on stage for podcasts.

TUESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. Mid-City Theatre, 3540 Toulouse St., (504) 488-1460; www.midcitytheatre.com — Christopher Champagne’s one-man show pokes fun at living in a football crazy city as an adult, after being raised by a professional football player as a kid. Tickets $15.

8 p.m. Tuesday.

VENOM. Elm Theatre, 220 Julia St., (504) 218-0055; www. elmtheatre.org — Venom is a dark comedy about Meadow and Waylon, a newly wed interracial couple, and what happens to them after they visit a Waffle House in rural Louisiana. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m. Thursday-Saturday.

THIS STAGE OF LOVE. Center of Performing Arts, 201 N. Columbia St., (985) 727-4638; www.centerofperformingarts. net — The theater company holds auditions for an original musical running Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays from Nov. 1-10. 1 p.m. Saturday.

CALL FOR SCRIPTS SOUTHERN REP’S RUBY PRIZE. Black female playwrights are invited to submit their scripts for a chance to win the 2014 Ruby Prize, which consists of a $10,000 purse, workshopping, a writing residency at Hedgebook and a trip to New York. For details, visit www.bit.ly/rubyprize. Deadline Oct. 15.

CABARET, BURLESQUE & VARIETY BIG BAND HITS DINE & DANCE. National World War II Museum, Stage Door Canteen, 945 Magazine St., (504) 528-1944; www.stagedoorcanteen.org — The 17-piece Victory Band performs Big Band hits from Glenn Miller, Duke Ellington, Tommy Dorsey and others. The dinner is from Chef John Besh. Dinner and show $60, show only $30. 6 p.m. dinner and show, 8 p.m. show only, Saturday.

BURLESQUE BALLROOM. Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse, Royal Sonesta Hotel, 300 Bourbon St., (504) 553-2331; www.sonesta.com — Trixie Minx stars in the weekly burlesque show featuring the music of Romy Kaye and the Brent Walsh Jazz Trio. Call for details.

11:50 p.m. Friday.

CIRQUE D’LICIOUS. Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave., (504) 945-4446; www. hiholounge.net — The show features burlesque, vaudeville and circus acts. Admission $10.

9 p.m. Thursday.

THE NEW ORLEANS BINGO! SHOW. Mid-City Theatre, 3540 Toulouse St., (504) 4881460; www.midcitytheatre.com — Music, Bingo, film and theater collide in one event. Tickets $20.

8 p.m. Friday-Sunday.

QUEENLESQUE: HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR. John Paul’s, 940 Elysian Fields Ave., (504) 948-1888; www.johnpaulsbar.com — Cherry Brown, Princess Stephaney and other beloved drag and burlesque performers put on a glamorous and raunchy show. Tickets $10.

10 p.m. Saturday UNHOLY ROLLER REVIVAL. Cafe Istanbul, New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave.; www.neworleanshealingcenter.org — The Slow Burn Burlesque variety show lampoons religion. Tickets $20. 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

THE VICTORY BELLES: A SALUTE TO OUR HEROES. National World War II Museum, Stage Door Canteen, 945 Magazine St., (504) 528-1944; www.stagedoorcanteen.org — The Victory Belles perform patriotic tunes from the American canon and from the songbooks of George M. Cohan and Irving Berlin. Cuisine from Chef John Besh’s American Sector is provided. Buffet show $37. 11:45 a.m. Wednesday.

FAMILY 13. Cutting Edge Theater, 747 Robert Blvd., Slidell, (985) 290-0760; www.cuttingedgeproductions.org — In the musical, a boy who is 12 going on 13 moves from New York City to the country, and has trouble fitting in and growing up. Tickets $20. 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

ALADDIN JR. Rivertown Theaters for the Performing Arts, 325 Minor St., Kenner, (504) 461-9475; www.rivertowntheaters.com — Ricky Graham directs the kids’ stage adaptation of the 1992 Disney film about a street urchin and a princess falling in love. Tickets $15. 7:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday.

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THE SWIMMIN’ HOLE: A SERIES OF UNLIKELY WORK. Shadowbox Theatre, 2400 St. Claude Ave., (504) 298-8676; www.theshadowboxtheatre.com — Staged readings are performed. 8 p.m. Saturday.

SYMPHONY CHORUS OF NEW ORLEANS. Loyola University, Dixon Court, in front of the Communications/Music Complex, St. Charles Avenue and Calhoun Street — The chorus seeks singers for its upcoming season. For details, visit www.symphonychorus. org. Final audition Aug. 27.

BITS & JIGGLES. Siberia, 2227 St. Claude Ave., (504) 265-8855 — The show mixes comedy and burlesque. Free admission. 9 p.m. Monday.

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ALLSTAR COMEDY REVUE. House of Blues Voodoo Garden, 225 Decatur St., (504) 310-4999; www. houseofblues.com — Leon Blanda hosts the stand-up comedy show with special guests and a band. Free admission. 8 p.m. Thursday.

COMEDY BEAST. Howlin’ Wolf Den, 828 S. Peters St., (504) 522-9653; www. thehowlinwolf.com — The New Movement presents a standup comedy showcase. Free admission. 8:30 p.m. Tuesday.

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COMEDY CATASTROPHE. Lost Love Lounge, 2529 Dauphine St., (504) 944-0099; www.lostlovelounge.com — Cassidy Henehan hosts the weekly comedy showcase. Free admission. 9 p.m. Tuesday.

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COMEDY GUMBEAUX. Howlin’ Wolf Den, 828 S. Peters St., (504) 522-9653; www.thehowlinwolf.com — Local comedians perform, and amateurs take the stage in the open-mic portion. 8 p.m. Thursday.

COMEDY SPORTZ. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., (504) 231-7011; www.nolacomedy.com — The theater hosts an all-ages improv comedy show. Tickets $10. 7 p.m. Saturday.

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FEAR & LOATHING WITH GOD’S BEEN DRINKING. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., (504) 2317011; www.nolacomedy.com — The double bill includes Fear and Loathing, the sketch comedy show, and God’s Been Drinking, the improv comedy troupe. Tickets $10, $5 with drink purchase. 8:30 p.m. Friday.

GIVE ’EM THE LIGHT OPEN-MIC COMEDY SHOW. House of Blues, 225 Decatur St., (504) 3104999; www.houseofblues. com — Leon Blanda hosts the showcase. Sign-up 7:30 p.m., show 8 p.m. Tuesday.

The Motherf—ker with the Hat You may never trust anybody again — especially lovers or friends — if you saw *NU* Theatre’s recent production of The Motherf—ker with the Hat at The AllWays Lounge and Theatre. The play slaps you in the face with the title, but it disturbs at a deeper level with some nasty truths about the difficulty of knowing what’s going on around you.

The New York premiere of Stephen Adly Guirgis’ work was nominated for a slew of awards and won a few. Here, Joshua Parham directed a top-notch cast that brought the intense drama vividly to life.

Veronica (Kate Kuen) is cleaning her rundown apartment when her boyfriend Jackie (Michael Aaron Santos) arrives. Jackie is a reformed alcoholic on parole after two years in jail, and he’s ebullient because he’s gotten a janitorial job. Veronica is addicted to whatever’s at hand — cocaine, crack, anything.

The lovers want to celebrate in bed immediately, but before they can consummate anything, Jackie notices a hat. It’s a man’s hat and it’s not his. He explodes in jealousy and an ensuing argument almost drives him to violence. He decides to get a gun from a friend and settle things with the “motherf—ker with the hat.”

Jackie goes to see Ralph (Martin Bradford), a recovering alcoholic who’s been in Alcoholics Anonymous for some time and is helping to guide Jackie. Ralph is charming and generally easygoing but strict about the rules of recovery. When he hears about Jackie’s crisis, he insists they pray together.

Later, Jackie knocks on the door of the apartment where, he believes, the owner of the hat lives. He tosses in the hat and shoots it as a warning.

This small group of people is tangled in a sexual Gordian knot. Ralph used to drive Veronica to visit her incarcerated boyfriend, and he was sleeping with her as well. He even paid for her to have an abortion. And he’s still sleeping with her.

Ralph’s wife Victoria (Michelle Martin) knows all about it. She is angry with Ralph and wants to sleep with Jackie, who’s been bunking on her couch. When Jackie learns this, he turns to his cousin Julio (Armando Leduc), who also helped him through a fight with Veronica.

The cast and direction make this sordid melodrama better than the title would suggest.

— DALT WONK LAUGH & SIP. The Wine Bistro, 1011 Gravier St., (504) 267-3405 — Mark Caesar and DJ Cousin Cav host the weekly showcase of local comedians. Call (504) 606-6408 for details. Tickets $7. 8 p.m. Thursday.

LIGHTS UP. The New Movement, 1919 Burgundy St.; www.newmovementtheater. com — The theater showcases new improv troupes.

Tickets $5. 9 p.m. Thursday.

THE MEGAPHONE SHOW. The New Movement, 1919 Burgundy St.; www. newmovementtheater.com —

Each show features a guest sharing favorite true stories, the details of which inspire improv comedy. Tickets $8.

10:30 p.m. Saturday.

NOLA COMEDY HOUR OPEN MIC & SHOWCASE. Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave., (504) 9454446; www.hiholounge. net — Andrew Polk hosts the open mic series that features a booked showcase. Free admission. Sign-up 8 p.m., show 9 p.m. Sunday.

ONE NIGHT STAND. Bud’s Broiler, 500 City Park Ave., (504) 486-

2559; www.budsbroiler. com — Stand-up comedians Chris Champagne and Mike Strecker perform. Tickets $10. 8 p.m. Saturday.

SATURDAY NIGHT LAUGH TRACK. La Nuit Comedy Theater, 5039 Freret St., (504) 231-7011; www.nolacomedy.com — The theater hosts a stand-up comedy showcase. Tickets $5. 11 p.m. Saturday.

SIT-DOWN STAND-UP. Prytania Bar, 3445 Prytania St., (504) 891-5773; www. prytaniabar.com — Jonah Bascle hosts the stand-up

comedy show presented by Accessible Comedy. Free admission. 8:30 p.m. Monday.

SQUARE MIC. Circle Bar, 1032 St. Charles Ave., (504) 588-2616 — Addy Najera hosts an open-mic.

Sign-up 7 p.m., show 7:30 p.m. Wednesday.

THINK YOU’RE FUNNY? COMEDY SHOWCASE. Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., (504) 865-9190; www.carrolltonstation.com — The weekly open-mic comedy showcase is open to all comics. Sign-up 8 p.m., show 9 p.m. Wednesday.

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EVENTS TUESDAY 20 2013 WINE TASTING FESTIVAL. Pearl, 3700 Orleans Ave., (504) 4836314; www.pearlwineco. com — There will be wine tastings, food pop-ups, manicures, music and a SweetWater Brewing beer tasting to commemorate the Atlanta brewery’s entrance into the Louisiana market.

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BREAST-FEEDING AWARENESS GATHERING. Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac. org — Pregnant women and new moms discuss breast-feeding and share tips and concerns. Lunch is provided and children are welcome. Call (504) 482-6388 for reservations. 11 a.m.

CRESCENT CITY FARMERS MARKET. Tulane University Square, 200 Broadway St.; www. crescentcityfarmersmarket. org — The weekly market features fresh produce, kettle corn, Green Plate specials and flowers. 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

CULINARY LEGENDS: LEAH CHASE. East Bank Regional Library, 4747 W. Napoleon Ave., Metairie, (504) 838-1190; www. jefferson.lib.la.us — Chef Leah Chase shares stories about her life in and out of Dooky Chase restaurant. Elizabeth

FIGURE DRAWING CLASS. Forstall Art Supplies, 3135 Calhoun St., (504) 866-4278; www. forstallartsupply.com — To register for the figuredrawing class, call (504) 866-4278. Admission $10. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC BIKE RIDE. Congo Square, Louis Armstrong Park, North Rampart and St. Ann streets — As part of NOLA Social Ride, bicyclists cruise around the city, stopping a few times along the way to enjoy free live music. More information is available at www.facebook.com/ groups/nolasocialride.

6 p.m.

STAR WARS: WWII IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY. National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., (504) 527-6012; www.nationalww2museum.org — Museum curator Eric Rivet talks about the weapons troops used in WWI and WWII that are the same weapons used in the Star Wars films, while participants have a three-course dinner catered by chef John Besh’s American Sector restaurant. Call (504) 528-1944 or visit www. american-sector.com for reservations. Dinner and wine $50, dinner without wine $40. 6:30 p.m.

WEDNESDAY 21 BARBERSHOP MEETINGS. Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac. org — Peter Nahkid leads the men’s discussion of entrepreneurship, family, love, dreams and more.

6:30 p.m.

The Ogden Museum of Southern Art marks the 10th anniversary of the opening of its main building, Stephen Goldring Hall, with a series of events. At Thursday’s Ogden After Hours (6 p.m.

– 8 p.m.), jazz pianist Matt Lemmler (pictured) debuts his “Southern Sonata and Songs for the Collection of the Ogden Museum of Southern Art.” Admission to the museum is free on Friday, and current exhibitions include works by contemporary Louisiana artists, a show of Southern Imagists, outsider and self-taught artists and more. The annual Family Fair is 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. Themed like a county fair, it features arts Ogden Museum AUG and crafts for children, games, of Southern Art 22 a scavenger hunt, live music THRU 925 Camp St. including a brass band from John 24 (504) 539-9650 McDonogh High School, entertainment by the Calliope Puppets www.ogdenmuseum.org and food and drink vendors.

In 1994, plans for the Ogden Museum of Southern Art were unveiled, and it became a permanent home for namesake and benefactor Roger Ogden’s extensive collection of Southern art. A temporary gallery space opened on Julia Street in 1999, and the museum opened in 2003. — WILL COVIELLO

COVINGTON FARMERS MARKET. Covington City Hall, 609 N. Columbia St., Covington, (985) 892-1873; www.covingtonfarmersmarket.org — The market offers fresh locally produced foods every week. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

GENEALOGY SERIES. East Bank Regional Library, 4747 W. Napoleon Ave., Metairie, (504) 838-1190; www.jplibrary.net — Sal Serio, curator of the library’s American Italian Research Center, leads a series of genealogical seminars for beginners. 1 p.m.

LUNCHBOX LECTURE. National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., (504) 527-6012; www.nationalww2museum.org — The semi-monthly lecture series focuses on an array of World War II-related topics.

Call (504) 528-1944 ext.

229 for details. Noon.

MOONSHINE & SMALL BITES. Boomtown Casino, 4132 Peters Road, Harvey, (504) 366-7711; www. boomtownneworleans.com

— Chef Vincent Signorelli Jr. and mixologist Star Hodgson pair Ole Smoky Tennessee Moonshine with small bites. Contact Celeste Baer at (504) 3648865 or cbaer@boomtownbelle.com to RSVP. Tickets $45. 6:30 p.m.

WESTWEGO FARMERS & FISHERIES MARKET. Westwego Farmers & Fisheries Market, Sala Avenue at Fourth Street, Westwego; www.cityofwestwego.com — The market offers organic produce, baked goods, jewelry, art, live music and pony rides. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.

THURSDAY 22 ART ACTIVITIES DURING AFTER HOURS. Ogden Museum of Southern Art, 925 Camp St., (504) 5399600; www.ogdenmuseum. org — The Ogden offers art activities for kids during weekly After Hours concerts. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

LET IT SNOW HOLIDAY SHOPPING EVENT. Razzle Dazzle Design Workshop,

2838 Elysian Fields Ave., (504) 942-1566; www. razzledazzle.com — At this free winter-themed event, guests can explore the Razzle Dazzle design workshop, have refreshments, shop for presents and decorations, enjoy NOCCA student performances and bid on a NOCCA Christmas tree. A portion of proceeds benefits The NOCCA Institute. RSVP at (504) 940-2900 or www. noccainstitute.com. 6 p.m.

MARKETPLACE AT ARMSTRONG PARK. Armstrong Park, North Rampart and St. Ann streets ; www.icdnola.org/marketplace— The weekly market features fresh produce, baked goods, Louisiana seafood, handmade beauty products, art, crafts and entertainment. Visit www. icdnola.org for details. 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS. Rayne Memorial United Methodist Church, 3900 St. Charles Ave., (504) 899-3431‎ — Group members help each other utilize the 12-step method to recover from compulsive eating. For details, contact Sarah at (504) 458-9965. 7 p.m.

SISTAHS MAKING A CHANGE. Ashe Cultural Arts Center, 1712 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., (504) 569-9070; www.ashecac.org — Women at all levels of expertise are invited to dance, discuss and dine together at this healthfocused event. 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday & Monday.

THURSDAYS AT TWILIGHT. Pavilion of the Two Sisters, City Park, 1 Palm Drive, (504) 482-4888; www.neworleanscitypark.com — A different musician performs every week at the event that includes food, mint juleps, wine, beer and soft drinks. Admission $10, $3 children ages 5-12. 6 p.m.

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GLEAUX RUN FOR THE CURE. Mandeville Lakefront, corner of Lakeshore Drive and Coffee Street, (504) 5236530 ext. 108; www.lpomusic. com — Runners dress in items that light up at this race to benefit the American Cancer Society. There will be a prize for “brightest runner” and an after party at Barley Oak. Registration $30. 6 p.m.

IRVIN MAYFIELD’S LOVE SESSIONS. Irvin Mayfield’s Jazz Playhouse, Royal Sonesta Hotel, 300 Bourbon St., (504) 553-2299; www.sonesta.com

OLD ALGIERS HARVEST FRESH MARKET. Old Algiers Harvest Fresh Market, 922 Teche St.; www.oldalgiersfreshmarket.com — Produce, seafood and more will be available for purchase. 3 p.m. to 7 p.m.

TECH FEST WINE DINNER. Hotel Mazarin, 730 Bienville St., 581-7300; www. hotelmazarin.com — The fourcouse wine dinner prepared by chef Agnes Bellet closes out TechNOLAgy, the 2013 New Orleans Tech Fest.

Proceeds benefit the Tech Fest scholarship fund and the Louisiana Economic Development Association. Call (504) 200-3111 for reservations.

Dinner $98 (wine, tax and tip included) 7 p.m.

SATURDAY 24 ALICE IN WONDERLAND TEA. Windsor Court Hotel (Le Salon), 300 Gravier St., (504) 523-6000; www.windsorcourthotel.com/le-salon — Kids and adults partake in a classic tea. Adults get a specialty cocktail and kids get a small present. Adults $35, kids $22.

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ALLIANCE FRANCAISE DE LA NOUVELLE-ORLEANS OPEN HOUSE. Alliance Francaise, 1519 Jackson Ave., (504) 568-0770; www. af-neworleans.org — There will be wine and cheese, French classes for kids and adults, raffles, French cooking demonstrations and more France-themed fun at the free event. 2 p.m.

CAJUN ZYDECO FAIS DO DO. The Maison, 508 Frenchmen St., (504) 371-5543; www.maisonfrenchmen. com — There will be dance lessons, music, food and drinks at the event hosted by the Frenchmen Street Fais Do Do concert series and the Threadhead Cultural Foundation. 3:30 p.m.

CHAIRISH THE CHILDREN. Louisiana Children’s Museum, 420 Julia St., (504) 523-1357; www.lcm.org — There will be auctions of decorated chairs and other items, food from more than 20 restaurants and cocktails at this benefit to support the Louisiana Children’s Museum. At the patron party starting an hour prior, guests

will have food from Little Gem Saloon and can bid in a separate auction. Visit www.lcm. org or call (504) 266-2415 for tickets. Tickets $50 for LCM members, $75 general admission, $150 patron party. 8 p.m.

CRESCENT CITY FARMERS MARKET. Magazine Street Market, Magazine and Girod streets, (504) 861-5898; www.marketumbrella.org — The weekly market features fresh produce, flowers and food. 8 a.m. to noon.

EAT STREET. Freret Street Publiq House, 4528 Freret St., (504) 826-9912; www.publiqhouse.com — Little Maker and Kristin Diable perform and food trucks and street vendors sell their products. 6 p.m.

EXOTIC ANIMAL RACING. Fair Grounds Race Course & Slots, 1751 Gentilly Blvd., (504) 943-1415; www. fairgroundsracecourse.com — Zebras, ostriches and other exotic animals race around the Fair Grounds track. Admission $15. 4 p.m.

GERMAN COAST FARMERS MARKET. Ormond Plantation, 13786 River Road, Destrehan; www.germancoastfarmersmarket.org — The market features a wide range of fresh vegetables, fruits, flowers and other items. 8 a.m. to noon.

GRETNA FARMERS MARKET. Gretna Farmers Market, Huey P. Long Avenue, between Third and Fourth streets, Gretna, (504) 362-8661’ www.gretnafarmersmarket.com — The weekly rain-or-shine market features more than 30 vendors offering a range of fruits, vegetables, meats and flowers. 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.

MASONIC FAMILY KIDS’ SAFETY FAIR. Veterans Park, Williams Boulevard, next to Kenner City Hall — Refreshments, the Kenner Fire Department’s “Smoke House,” the Kenner Police Department’s K-9 unit, the Shrine band and Shrine clowns are all part of the free fair, hosted

by Eastbank Masonic Families. There will be sessions on Internet safety, stranger danger and drug resistance, as well as several giveaways for back-to-school. 11 a.m.

OGDEN FAMILY FAIR AND 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION. Ogden Museum of Southern Art, 925 Camp St., (504) 539-9600; www. ogdenmuseum.org — The museum celebrates its 10th year with food, drinks, arts & crafts and music. 10 a.m.

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SANKOFA FARMERS MARKET. ARISE Academy, 3819 St. Claude Ave.; www. sankofanola.org — The weekly market offers locally grown fruits and vegetables, fresh eggs and other goods. Call (504) 872-9214 or visit www. sankofanola.org for details. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m..

ST. BERNARD SEAFOOD & FARMERS MARKET. Aycock Barn, 409 Aycock St., Arabi, (504) 355-4442; www.facebook.com/stbmarket — The market showcases fresh seafood, local produce, jams and preserves, baked goods, crafts, live entertainment, children’s activities and more. 8 a.m.

STORYQUEST. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 658-4100; www.noma. org — Authors, actors and artists read children’s books and send kids on an art quest through the museum afterward.

SUNDAY 25 ADULTS/SWIM. W Hotel New Orleans, 333 Poydras St., (504) 525-9444; www. wneworleans.com — The hotel opens its rooftop pool to the public at events featuring DJs, drink specials, food, bottle service packages and more.

Free admission. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.

BUILD-A-BRA WORKSHOP. Goldring-Woldenberg Jewish Community Center, 3747 West Esplanade Ave., Metairie, (504) 897-0143; www.nojcc. org — Hadassah New Orleans hosts a craft workshop where attendees can make art from old brassieres. This event is a prequel to Bra-Veaux: An Uplifting Event, Hadassah New Orleans’ major fundraiser in October. Donation $10.

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INTRODUCTION TO BASIC JUDAISM. Temple Sinai, 6227 St. Charles Ave., (504) 8613693; www.templesinaino. org — Rabbi Cohn of Temple Sinai teaches free classes to introduce Judaism to people

SECRET MILLIONAIRE FEATURING ST. PAUL’S HOMECOMING CENTER VIEWING PARTY. The Bulldog Mid-City, 5135 Canal Blvd., 488-4191; www. draftfreak.com — St. Paul’s Homecoming Center will be featured on ABC’s Secret Millionaire, and there will be Abita drink specials and raffle prizes including Drew Brees-signed merchandise at the viewing party. A portion of food and beverage sales will benefit St. Paul’s Homecoming Center. 6 p.m.

SOFAB COOKING DEMO. Crescent City Farmers Market, corner of Gov. Nicholls Street and French Market Place; www.crescentcityfarmersmarket.org — Local chefs cook their signature dishes. 2 p.m.

SUNDAY SWING. National World War II Museum, 945 Magazine St., (504) 527-6012; www.nationalww2museum. org — Swing dance lessons are available and local musicians play classic tunes from the World War II era. 1 p.m.

SWING DANCE LESSON WITH AMY & CHANCE. d.b.a., 618 Frenchmen St., (504) 942-3731; www.dbabars.com/dbano — The bar and music venue offers free swing dance lessons. 4:30 p.m.

TIPITINA’S FOUNDATION’S SUNDAY YOUTH MUSIC WORKSHOP. Tipitina’s, 501 Napoleon Ave., (504) 895-8477; www.tipitinas. com — Kids jam with local musicians. 1 p.m.

MONDAY 26 CIRCLE THE WAGONS. Rock’N’ Bowl, 3016 S. Carrollton Ave., (504) 861-1700; www.rockandbowl.com — Food trucks gather at the event. 11 a.m.

TAI CHI/CHI KUNG. New Orleans Museum of Art, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, (504) 456-5000; www.noma. org — Terry Rappold presents the class in the museum’s art galleries. Free for NOMA and East Jefferson General Hospital Wellness Center members, general admission $5. 6 p.m.

SPORTS MONDAY 26 ZEPHYRS. Zephyr Field, 6000 Airline Drive, Metairie, (504) 734-5155; www. zephyrsbaseball.com — The Zephyrs play the Memphis

Redbirds. 7 p.m.

CALL FOR APPLICATIONS 2013 SOWOMAN EXPO. To be a vendor or exhibitor of beauty products, fashion, home decor, health and wellness information, spa services, hairstyling, jewelry or other things of interest to people attending the Southern Woman Expo, register online at www. sowomanexpo.com. Deadline Sept. 15.

DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S CITIZENS ACADEMY. D.A. Leon Cannizzaro, Police Superintendent Ronal Serpas and others involved in law enforcement host Tuesday classes from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m., Sept. 17 through Nov. 5 to help citizens understand crime and punishment in New Orleans. Classes cover homicide, rape and drug cases, juvenile crime and child support enforcement, domestic violence, victim/witness services and diversion.

Contact Anne Kiefer at (504) 571-2937 or akiefer@orleansda.com to register by Sept. 3.

Free tuition, refreshments and completion certificate.

PITCH IT! THE INNOVATION CHALLENGE. All 501(c)3 human services organizations within the 13-parish Greater New Orleans region can submit ideas for novel approaches, innovative products, new processes or inventive services that support a new way of doing business in the human services field.

The grand prize is $25,000.

To apply, visit www.gnof.org/ recieve. Deadline Thursday.

CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. The American Cancer Society needs volunteers for upcoming events and to facilitate patient service programs.

Opportunities are available with Relay for Life, Look Good …

Feel Better, Hope Lodge, Man to Man, Road to Recovery and more. Call (504) 833-4024 for details.

BAYOU REBIRTH WETLANDS EDUCATION. Bayou Rebirth seeks volunteers for wetlands planting projects, nursery maintenance and other duties. Visit www.bayourebirth. org for details.

BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS VOLUNTEERS. Big Brothers Big Sisters of Southeast Louisiana needs volunteers to serve as mentors.

A volunteer meets two to three times a month with his or her Little Brother or Sister. You can play games, watch movies, bake cookies, play sports or

plan any other outings you both would enjoy. Call (504) 3097304 for information.

BILINGUAL EVACUTEERS. Puentes New Orleans and Evacuteer seek bilingual volunteers to assist the Spanish-speaking population with mandatory evacuations in New Orleans during hurricane season. Email Luis Behrhorst at luis@puentesno. org for details.

CASA NEW ORLEANS. The organization seeks volunteer Court Appointed Special Advocates to represent abused and neglected children in New Orleans. The time commitment is a minimum of 10 hours per month. No special skills are required; thorough training and support are provided. Call Brian Opert at (504) 522-1962 ext. 213 or email info@casaneworleans.org for details.

HANDS ON NEW ORLEANS. The volunteer center for the Greater New Orleans area invites prospective volunteers to learn about the various opportunities available, how to sign up for service projects and general tips on how to be a good volunteer. Call (504) 304-2275, email volunteer@ handsonneworleans.org or visit www.handsonneworleans.org for details.

HOSPICE VOLUNTEERS. Harmony Hospice seeks volunteers to offer companionship to patients through reading, playing cards and other activities. Call Carla Fisher at (504) 832-8111 for details.

IRON RAIL. The book collective seeks volunteers to table shows and other events, help catalog the library, host free movie nights, organize benefits and other duties. Email ironrailbookcollective@gmail. com or visit www.ironrail.org for details.

JACKSON BARRACKS MUSEUM VOLUNTEERS. The museum seeks volunteers to work one day a week for the Louisiana National Guard Museum. Volunteers prepare military aircraft, vehicles and equipment for display. Call David at (504) 837-0175 or email daveharrell@yahoo.com for details.

LAKEVIEW CIVIC IMPROVEMENT ASSOCIATION. The association’s green space committee needs volunteers for the adopt-a-block program to pick up trash or trim trees. Contact Russ Barranco at (504) 482-9598 or rpbarranco@cox. net to sign up.

LOUISIANA SPCA VOLUNTEERS. The Louisiana SPCA seeks volunteers to work with the animals and help with

special events, education and more. Volunteers must be at least 12 years old and complete a volunteer orientation.

Call or email Dionne Simoneaux at dionne@la-spca.org.

LOWERNINE.ORG VOLUNTEERS. Lowernine.org seeks volunteers to help renovate homes in the Lower 9th Ward.

Visit www.lowernine.org or email lauren@lowernine.org for details.

MEAL DELIVERY VOLUNTEERS. The Jefferson Council on Aging seeks volunteers to deliver meals to homebound adults. Gas/mileage expenses will be reimbursed. Call Gail at (504) 888-5880 for details.

NOLA WISE. The program by Global Green in partnership with the City of New Orleans and the Department of Energy seeks volunteers to help homeowners make their homes more energy-efficient. All volunteers must attend a 30-minute orientation. Email mrowand@ globalgreen.org for details.

OPERATION REACH VOLUNTEERS. Operation REACH and Gulfsouth Youth Action Corps seek college student volunteers from all over the country to assist in providing recreation and education opportunities for New Orleansarea inner-city youth and their families. For information, visit www.thegyac.org and www. operationreach.org.

PUBLIC SCHOOL VOLUNTEERS. New Orleans Outreach seeks volunteers to share their enthusiasm and expertise as part of the ARMS-Outreach after-school program. Volunteers are needed in the arts, academics, technology, recreation and life skills. Email jenny@nooutreach. org or call (504) 654-1060 for information.

START THE ADVENTURE IN READING. The STAIR program holds regular volunteer training sessions to work one-on-one with public school students on reading and language skills. Call (504) 8990820, email elizabeth@scapc. org or visit www.stairnola.org for details.

TEEN SUICIDE PREVENTION. The Teen Suicide Prevention Program seeks volunteers to help teach middleand high-school New Orleans students. Call (504) 831-8475 for details.

WORDS AYN RAND DISCUSSION GROUP. East Bank Regional Library, 4747 W. Napoleon Ave., Metairie, (504) 838-1190; www.jefferson.lib.la.us — The New Orleans Objectivists

discuss Ayn Rand’s works. 2 p.m. Saturday.

BARNES & NOBLE JR. Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 3721 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 455-5135 — The bookstore regularly hosts free reading events for kids.

Call for schedule information.

FAIR GRINDS POETRY EVENT. Fair Grinds Coffeehouse, 3133 Ponce de Leon St., (504) 913-9073; www. fairgrinds.com — Jenna Mae hosts poets and spoken-word performers. 8 p.m. Sunday.

FRIENDS OF THE NEW ORLEANS PUBLIC LIBRARY BOOK SALE. Latter Library Carriage House, 5120 St. Charles Ave., (504) 596-2625; www.nutrias.org — The group hosts twice-weekly sales of books, DVDs, books on tape, LPs and more. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Wednesday and Saturday.

JAMES A. COBB JR. Octavia Books, 513 Octavia St., (504) 899-7323 — The author presents and signs Flood of Lies. 6 p.m. Thursday.

LOCAL WRITERS’ GROUP. Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 3721 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, (504) 455-5135 — The weekly group discusses and critiques fellow members’ writing. All genres welcome.

7:30 p.m. Monday.

TAO POETRY. Neutral Ground Coffeehouse, 5110 Danneel St., (504) 891-3381; www.neutralground.org — The coffeehouse hosts a weekly poetry reading. 9 p.m. Wednesday.

TROY BROUSSARD, FRANK BORNE. East Bank Regional Library, 4747 W. Napoleon Ave., Metairie, (504) 838-1190; www.jefferson.lib.la.us — The authors discuss and sign Images of America: Kenner. 7 p.m. Thursday.

THE WELL: A WOMEN’S POETRY CIRCLE. St. Anna’s Episcopal Church, 1313 Esplanade Ave., (504) 947-2121; www. stannanola.org — The group for writers of all levels meets at 2 p.m. Monday. Call (504) 6555489 or email fleurdeholly@ gmail.com for details.

CALL FOR WRITERS THE TRUMPET. The official publication of the Neighborhoods Partnership Network seeks articles about the Lafitte/ Treme area and/or food.

Articles must be submitted to thetrumpet@npnnola.com by Wednesday.

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YOGA. Sydney and Walda Besthoff Sculpture Garden, New Orleans Museum of Art, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, City Park, (504) 658-4100; www.noma. org — The museum holds yoga classes. Call (504) 456-5000 for details. Free for NOMA and East Jefferson General Hospital Wellness Center members, general admission $5. 8 a.m.

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Dear New Orleans Job Guru, “I left my former job for a new Marketing Manager position that seemed better 2 months ago. Now, they just announced big cutbacks, so I’ve been told I’ll be let go at the end of the month, even though they admitted I’m doing well. Everyone here knows the real story. It is a family-owned business and they are fighting due to the owner’s divorce, which led to this. Now my résumé will look horrible through no fault of my own. What can I do?”

— Melanie A., New Orleans, LA

Grant Cooper

Dear Melanie, That is really a challenging situation. It is true that staying at a job only a couple of months, even if it was totally not your fault, will not look good on your résumé. While “job-hopping” is no longer the terrible taboo that it was decades ago when our economy was much more stable, showing only 2 months in your new job could easily be a red flag that could be hard to overcome.

The problem is that potential employers generally glance through large stacks of resumes and pick out the ones that most appeal to them. Although they usually go back later to inspect and read them more closely, that initial impression can be critical in determining whether your résumé makes it into Pile A or Pile B. Of course, each case can differ, depending on specific details that I normally ask my clients during our first session. No one rule applies to all situations. However, after 19 years of professionally preparing résumés that landed my clients interviews for great positions, I can offer these 5 strategies for handling this unfortunate situation: 1) The #1 step I would recommend, since you stated they all agreed that you are doing a good job, is to request Letter(s) of Reference from the highest level(s) of managers you can, stating that your work has been excellent and explaining that you were laid off due to company downsizing.

2) It also never hurts to ask if anyone at your company has any referrals or introductions that could conceivably assist you in your job search. It is amazing that in situations where there may well be positive possibilities, many people simply fail to ask.

3) There is no rule that says you have to put every single job on your resume. If a job lasted a very short time, as in this case, you are free to leave it off. Since your previous job ended in 2013, you may wish to make that your most recent position.

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4) If you do feel you want to, or must include the new position, you will need to be strategic about it. First of all, for the next few weeks, you could leave it on your résumé as “Marketing Associate, 2013 to Present,” because in that period you will still be there. (you can even include an extra month if you have a 1-month severance).

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5) Once you are actually gone from that position, if you choose to include it, you could show it as a temporary position, “Temporary Marketing Associate, 2013”), because technically it was temporary and it will look much better, since it is not unusual for people to take temporary or seasonal contract positions.

New Orleans Job Guru is New Orleans native Grant Cooper. President of Strategic Résumés®, Grant ranks within the top LinkedIn Résumé Writing Experts nationwide and has assisted the U.S. Air Force, Kinko’s, the Louisiana Dept. of Labor, the City of New Orleans, NFL/NBA players & coaches, as well as universities, regional banks, celebrities, and major corporations.

Send your questions to New Orleans Job Guru at: grant@resupro.com or 504-891-7222

AGENTS & SALES B2B Sales Position

Seeking sales reps for telephone sales.

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FARM LABOR TEMPORARYFARM LABOR

Oppliger Land & Cattle, Dalhart, TX, has 13 positions for hay, corn & irrigation; 3 mos. experience required for job duties listed; must be able to obtain driver’s license within 30 days; tools, equipment, housing and daily trans provided for employees who can’t return home daily; trans & subsistence expenses reimb.; $10.18; three-fourths work period guaranteed from 8/29/13 – 12/20/14. Apply at nearest LA Workforce Office with Job Order TX6898510 or call 225-342-2917.

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w/skin care exp. needed to sample skin care & nutritional products at natural food retailers in the NOLA area.

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Seeking friendly, flexible and EXPERIENCED Bar Tender. Call (504) 331-0030 or (504) 909-9814 After 5:00 P.M.

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Miyako Restaurant is now hiring wait staff and host/hostess. Resumes a plus but not required.

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Empire Gymnastics is looking for preschool and developmental coaches.

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CLUBS AND ORGANIZATIONS ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF GLEN STEVENSON AND VERONICA DOTSON STEVENSON PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504)484-6416.

LEGAL NOTICES 24TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF JEFFERSON STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 716-830 DIV. H

SUCCESSION OF CATHERINE A. BREAUX NOTICE TO CORRECT SALE OF IMMOVABLE PROPERTY Notice is given that the Administratrix of this Succession, Sandra B. Roche, has petitioned this Court for authority to correct the sale of Lot 24, Square 9, Bonnabel Place to Cory Guillory, recorded in COB 3317, folio 741 to include the property described hereinbelow in accordance with the provisions of La. CCP Article 3281 for the same price on the same terms and conditions as set forth therein.

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The immovable property proposed to be included is described as follows:

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Alleyway 24-W on the immediate and entire westside of Lot 24, Square 9, Bonnabel Place measuring 6 feet in width and 50 feet in length acquired from Bonnabel Properties, Inc. in COB 2909, folio 637.

Any heir or creditor who opposes the proposed sale must file any opposition which they have or may have to such application, at any time, prior to the issuance of the Order or Judgment authorizing, approving and homologating, such Petition and such Order or Judgment may be issued after the expiration of seven (7) days from the date that the last publication of such Notice appears, all in accordance with law.

By Order of the Court, Jon A. Gegenheimer, Clerk of Court Attorney: Jean L. Norton Bar No. 01831 Address: 1824 Williams Blvd., Ste A Kenner, LA 70062 Telephone: (504) 454-6643 Gambit: 8/20/13 & 9/10/13 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Christina C. Vickers, or any of her heirs, please contact attorney Vincent B. LoCoco at (504) 483-2332.

Property rights are involved relative to 121-123 Decatur Street, Unit 310.

ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF CHRISTOPHER J. CARTER, SR. AND CATRINA TOOMER PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504)484-6416.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Anthony Benjamin, Sr. contact attorney Valerie Fontiane at 985-893-3333.

Property rights involved.

24TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF JEFFERSON

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS

TUTORSHIP OF NICHOLAS HOUSTON, JR.

SUCCESSION OF DAVID JAMES CRAIN

NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR APPOINTMENT OF TUTOR

The Administrator has filed a Tableau of Distribution in the Succession of David James Crain, Civil District Court for the Parish of Orleans, Case Number 2013-6760, Division M-13. Notice is hereby given to all creditors of this estate and all other interested persons to show cause within seven (7) days from the publication of this notice, if they have or can show why the Tableau of Distribution should not be approved and homologated and the funds distributed in accordance therewith.

STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 729-443 DIV. C

NOTICE IS GIVEN that Debra Thompson has pursuant to the provisions of the Louisiana Code of Civil Procedure Article 4063 through Article 4068 applied to this Honorable Court to be appointed Tutor of the Minor, Nicholas Houston, Jr. NOW THEREFORE, in accordance with law, any opposition to this appointment may be made in accordance with Louisiana Code of Civil Procedure Article 4067 and Article 2972 and shall allege the ground upon which it is claimed that the applicant is disqualified or that it would be in the best interest of the minor for another person to be appointed Tutor instead of Debra Thompson.

July 30, 2013 C. Blanchard, Clerk of Court Attorney: Raymond B. Landry (BAR #21696) Mollere, Flanagan & Landry, L.L.C. Address: 2341 Metairie Rd. Metairie, LA 70001 Telephone: (504) 837-4950 Gambit: 8/20/13

24TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF JEFFERSON STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 729-811 DIV. H

SUCCESSION OF SHARON MALBRUE PARKER NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO SELL IMMOVABLE PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE Notice is hereby given that Audrey Malbrue, the duly appointed Administratrix of the above entitled succession, has applied for an order granting her the authority to sell at private sale the following property to wit: THAT CERTAIN PIECE OR PORTION OF GROUND, together with all the buildings and improvements thereon, and all the rights, ways, privileges, sevitudes, appurtenances and advantages thereunto belonging or anywise appertaining, situated in the Parish of Jefferson, State of Louisiana, in that part thereof known as the SCOTSDALE SUBDIVISION, being more specifically designated as LOT NO. 1 of SQUARE “H” Improvements thereon bear Municipal No. 1300 Lochlomand Drive, Harvey, LA 70058. The sale price for the property is $137,953.00, with the purchaser Lawrence Parker assuming the balance owed on the mortgage, which is $137,953.00. Pursuant to Civil Code of Procedure Article 3282, notice of the application of a succession representative to sell succession property from a large succession needs to be published twice and in the Parish where the proceeding is pending or where the proposed sale must be filed within seven (7) days of the date of publication.

By Order of the Clerk of Court For the Parish of Jefferson Attorney: George S. Ruppenicker Address: 2325 Manhattan Blvd.

Harvey, LA 70058 Telephone: (504) 362-3861 Gambit: 8/20/13 & 9/10/13

STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 2013-6760 DIV. M-13

Attorney: L. Gerome Smith Address: 2640 Amelia St. New Orleans, LA 70115 Telephone: 504-891-3323 Gambit: 8/20/13

FAMILY COURT FOR THE STATE OF DELAWARE

NOTICE OF FAMILY COURT ACTION TO: Yauana K. Beatty, Respondent(s) Petitioner, Sherrie M. Bontrager-Thomas has filed a Guardianship petition against you in the Family Court of the State of Delaware for Sussex County on July 29, 2013. If you do not file an answer with the Family Court within 20 days after publication of this notice, exclusive of the date of publication, as required by statute, this action will be heard in Family Court without further notice.

IF YOU WISH TO BE REPRESENTED

BY AN ATTORNEY IN THIS MATTER BUT CANNOT AFFORD ONE, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO HAVE THE COURT APPOINT AN ATTORNEY TO REPRESENT YOU FOR FREE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT THE CLERK OF THE COURT AT FAMILY COURT August 12, 2013 Sherrie M. Bontrager-Thomas Gambit: 8/20/13

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 2013-2309 DIV. J-5

IN RE: RUTHIE DANIELS SINGLETON NOTICE TO SELL IMMOVABLE PROPERTY AT PRIVATE SALE Whereas, the Curator of the above captioned Interdiction has made application to the Court for the sale at private sale of the following immovable property: TRACT 1: A CERTAIN PORTION OF GROUND, together with all of the buildings and improvements thereon, and all the rights, ways, privileges, servitudes, appurtenances and advantages thereunto belonging or in anywise appertaining, situated in the Sixth District of the City of New Orleans, in Square No. 516, bounded by Peniston, S. Franklin, Saratoga and General Taylor Streets, measuring 45 feet front and Peniston Street, by a depth, between parallel lines, of 110 feet and is composed of the whole of Lot No. 3, measuring 30 feet front on Peniston Street, and the adjoining 15 feet of Lot No. 2 on Peniston Street. Which lot or portion of ground herein sold, according to survey made by W.J. Seghers, Surveyor, dated February 19, 1915, a blue print of which is being annexed to act before

Harry L. Loomis, Jr., Notary Public, on May 6, 1915, is designated by the Letter “B” and is distant from Saratoga Street 47 feet 9 inches.

Being the same property acquired from Drayades Building and Loan Association on June 20, 1919 by act before Harry L. Loomis, Jr., Notary Public, registered in COB 808, folio 162; and further acquired together with Madeline Lehmann from the Succession of Gustave J. Lehmann 197-719 CDC, registered in COB 427, folio 82. and TRACT 2: A CERTAIN LOT OF GROUND, together with the buildings and improvements thereon, and all the rights, ways, privileges, servitudes and advantages thereunto belonging or in anywise appertaining, situated in the SIXTH DISTRICT of this City, in Square No. 516, ST. JOSEPH, bounded by PENISTON, LOYOLA, GENERAL TAYLOR and SARATOGA STREETS, designated by the No. 4-A on a plan of survey made

by Gilbert & Kelly, Surveyors, dated August 17th, 1956, a copy of which is attached to Vendor’s acquisition before the undersigned Notary, this even date, and according to which said lot commences at a distance of 92 feet, 7 inches and 4 lines from the corner of Saragoga Street, and measures thence 45 feet front on Peniston Street, the same in width in the rear, by a depth of 110 feet between equal and parallel lines.

The improvements on said lot are designated by the Municipal No. 2118 Peniston Street.

Being the same property acquired by Vendor from Dan S. Scharff, as per act before the undersigned Notary, this even date, registered in COB 610 folio 335.

Upon the following terms and conditions: Eighty Five Thousand and No/100 Dollars ($85,000.00) pursuant to the following terms and conditions: cash as provided by the purchase agreement annexed to the Petition filed on or after July 19, 2013 as Exhibit “B”.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN to all parties whom it may concern, to make any opposition which they have or may have to such application at any time,

prior to the issuance of the order or judgment authorizing, approving and homologating such application, and that such order or judgment may be issued after the expiration of seven (7) days from the date of the last publication of such notice, all in accordance with law.

Being the same property acquired by Gregory Martin Parker, Sr. from Ruth Larche Augustine, per an act of donation passed before Carol A. Newman, Notary Public dated January 23, 1998 and registered in the Conveyance Office of Orleans Parish as Recordation No. 98-06945.

BY ORDER OF THE COURT: Dale N. Atkins, Clerk of Court

for the price of EIGHTY-FIVE THOUSAND ($85,000.00) DOLLARS, all cash and subject to the terms and conditions set forth in said petition and application for private sale. The sale is to take place immediately upon the Court’s order authorizing the sale.

Attorney: Georgia K. Thomas Address: 200 N. Cate St. Hammond, LA 70401 Telephone: 985-542-8500 Gambit: 7/30/13 & 8/20/13

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 11-10726 DIV. N-8 DOCKET 1

ANCILLARY SUCCESSION OF GREGORY MARTIN PARKER, SR. NOTICE WHEREAS, the Administrator of the above succession has made application to the court for the private sale of the following described movable property owned by the succession: A CERTAIN PORTION OF GROUND, together with all the buildings and improvements thereon, and all the rights, ways, privileges, servitudes, advantages and appurtenances thereunto belonging, or in anywise appertaining, situated in the THIRD DISTRICT of the City of New Orleans, State of Louisiana, in Square NO. 1363, bounded by North Dorgenois, O’Reily, Rousselin and Aubry Streets, designated by the Letter “K” on a plan of survey made by J.J. Krebs & Sons, Inc., Civil Engineers & Surveyors, dated March 18, 1966, a copy of which is annexed to an act passed before the undersigned Notary, dated this day and made a part thereof, and according to which said Lot “K” commences at a distance of one hundred twenty-eight feet six inches from the intersection of North Dorgenois and O’Reilly Streets and measures thence thirty feet six inches front on North Dorgenois Street, the same width in the rear by a depth between equal and parallel lines of one hundred ten feet two inches. The improvements thereon are designated by the Municipal Number 1767-69 North Dorgenois Street.

Notice is hereby given to all parties whom it may concern, including the heirs and creditors of the decedent herein, and of this estate, to make any opposition that they have or may have to such application, at any time, prior to the issuance of the order or judgment authorizing, approving and homologating such application and that such order or judgment may be issued after the expiration of seven (7) days, from the date of the last publication of such notice, all in accordance with law.

BY ORDER OF THE COURT, DALE ATKINS, Clerk Attorney: John D. Wogan Liskow & Lewis Address: 701 Poydras St., Ste. 5000 New Orleans, LA 70139-5099 Telephone: (504) 581-7979 Gambit: 8/20/13 & 9/10/13 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Renita Sue Keller Blake please contact B. Watson, attorney, (504) 708.3975.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Rosetta Adams Mcgee, Joann Adams Lynch, Queen Esther Israel, Charlene Adams, Carrie Adams, Shintasha Adams Brock, Antoine Thompson, David Adams, Darryl Adams and Dominique Adams, please contact Timothy P. Farrelly, Atty.

(504) 832-4101 or 3445 N. Causeway Blvd., Ste 103, Metairie,LA 70002.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Jennifer Amedee Fields, please contact B. Watson, attorney, 504.799.2265.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Jessica Tapia Biri, please contact Atty.

Naomi Kim at 504-528-9500.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of HELEN BRIDGE, please contact Justin A. Reese Atty, 2216 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70130 (504) 525-1500.

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CLASSIFIEDS CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA NO. 2005-11624 DIV L SUCCESSION OF ALVIN PETER BURRELL Whereas the Executrix, of the above Estate, has made application to the Court for the sale, at private sale, of the immovable property hereinafter described, to-wit: AN UNDIVIDED INTEREST IN AND TO: A CERTAIN LOT OR PORTION OF GROUND, together with all the buildings and improvements thereon, all rights, ways, privileges, servitudes, thereunto, or in anywise belonging to, or appertaining, situated in the FOURTH DISTRICT of the City of New Orleans, Parish of Orleans, State of Louisiana, in SQUARE NO. 399, bounded by JACKSON AVENUE, PHILIP and WILLOW STREETS and CLAIBORNE AVENUE, designated as LOT NO. 14, and measuring 30 feet front on Jackson Avenue, by 103 feet between parallel lines. All as shown on plan of Adloe Orr, Jr., annexed to an act before Richard Voelker, Notary Public, dated December 27, 1961, said Lot 14 commences 120 feet from the corner of Jackson Avenue.

UPON THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS, TO-WIT: TEN THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED THIRTY AND NO/100 ($10,230.00) DOLLARS, upon the following conditions, to-wit: all cash at the act of sale, less usual vendors’ costs and fees as provided in the Agreement to Sell, with this succession to receive a prorata portion of the net proceeds.

BY ORDER OF THE COURT, DALE N. ATKINS, Clerk Attorney: William P. Curry, Jr. Address: 8020 Crowder Blvd.

New Orleans, LA 70127 Telephone: (504) 242-7882 Gambit: 7/30/13 & 8/20/13 & The Louisiana Weekly Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Shawn A. Conley, contact attorney Valerie Fontaine at 985—893-3333.

Property rights involved.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of any heirs of Fannie Felix Page please contact B. Watson, (504) 708-3975.

CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS

SUPERIOR COURT OF WASHINGTON COUNTY OF KING

BE IT KNOWN, that at eleven o’clock a.m. (11:00 a.m.), Central Standard Time on Friday, the 30th day of August, 2013, sealed bids will be opened by Dale N. Atkins, Clerk of Civil District Court for the Parish of Orleans at her office, Room 402 – Civil Courts Building, 421 Loyola Avenue, New Orleans, Louisiana, for the purchase of 13,000 printed and numbered case binders and 1,000 printed, but not numbered, case binders.

Summons by Publication The petitioner has started an action in the above court requesting: That your marriage or domestic partnership be dissolved.

Change the name of the respondent to: Melissa Nelson.

The 13,000 printed and numbered case binders shall be constructed from fifteen point (15 point) manila stock, LIGHT GRAY in color, a sample of exact shade of LIGHT GRAY must be obtained from the office of the Clerk, with overall dimensions of 9-1/2” x 15-1/2” laminated back flap, plus a 1-3/4” ear on left side and 9-1/2” x 14-11/16” single thickness front flap. (Manila stock refers to type paper).

NO. 12-3-07539-9 KNT In Re: Carlos, Ruiz, Petitioner and Melissa Ruiz, Respondent

You must respond to this summons by serving a copy of your written response on the person signing this summons and by filing the original with the clerk of court. If you do not serve your written response within 60 days after the date of the first publication of this summons (60 days after the 6th day of August, 2013, the court may enter and order of default against you, and the court may, without further notice to you, enter a decree and approve or provide for other relief requested in this summons. In the case of a dissolution, the court will not enter the final decree until at least 90 days after service and filing. If you serve a notice of appearance on the undersigned person, you are entitled to notice before an order of default or a decree may be entered.

STATE OF LOUISIANA NO.: 13-3420 DIV. J-5

Your written response to the summons and petition must be on form:

SUCCESSION OF FERNAND F. FENASCI

WPF DR 01.0300, Response to Petition (Marriage).

NOTICE OF FILING TABLEAU OF DISTRIBUTION

Information on how to get this form may be obtained by contacting the clerk of the court, by contacting the Administrative Office of the Courts at (306) 705-5328, or from the Internet at the Washington State Courts homepage:

Notice is hereby given to the creditors of this estate and all other interested persons to show cause within seven (7) days from the publication of this notice, if any they have or can, why the tableau of distribution filed by Roy LeBlanc, Executor of the Succession of Fernand F. Fenasci, should not be approved and homologated and all the funds distributed in accordance with said tableau.

DALE N. ATKINS, Clerk of Court Attorneys: Donald F. deBoisblanc #4786 Donald F. DeBoisblanc, Jr. #23462 Address: 410 S. Rampart St. New Orleans, LA 70113 Telephone: (504) 586-0005 Gambit: 8/20/13 LOST PROMISSORY NOTE: Anyone knowing the whereabouts or having possession of one (1) certain promissory note executed by Preston Allen Frank, dated October 31, 2007 in the principal sum of 240,500.00 please contact Kimberly R. Calais at P.O. Box 3929 Baton Rouge, LA 70821 or at 225-376-5560. Gambit: 8/13/13, 8/20/13 & 8/27/13.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Marlena Jean Santana, please contact B. Watson, attorney at (504) 799-2265.

http://www.courts.wa.gov/forms Gambit: 8/6, 8/13, 8/20, 8/27, 9/3 & 9/10, 9/17 NTP Solutions, LLC and AT&T Mobility, in accordance with requirements of Section V.B. of the March 2005 Nationwide Programmatic Agreement (NPA) for Review of Effects on Historic Properties for Certain Undertakings Approved by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), are requesting comment regarding potential impacts to historical or archaeological properties listed on, or eligible for listing on the National Register of Historic Places (NRHP), by installation of telecommunications equipment and antennas on the roof of the Fontainbleau Storage Associates building located at 4040 Tulane Avenue in New Orleans, Orleans Parish, LA 70119 at latitude 29° 58’ 3.4” north and longitude 90° 6’ 19.8” west.

All comments should be submitted within 30 days of the publication of this notice referencing project NTP01P1308 and sent to the attention of Mr. Henry Fisher, Environmental Engineers, Inc., 1345 Blair Farms Road, Odenville, AL 35120. Mr. Fisher may also be reached via email at HYPERLINK “mailto:towerinfo@ envciv.com” towerinfo@envciv.com, via telephone at (205) 629-3868, or via facsimile at (877) 847-3060.

Additionally, each binder shall have: 1. A 2” enameled fastener embedded in earflap at left side; 2. A 13/16” full-cut tab at right side back flap, beginning 1-1/2” from fold; 3. All corners round; 4. Sixteen score marks 1/8” apart on ear flap and seven score marks 1/8” apart on ear flap for added extension: 5. Printing in black on outside and inside front flap (sample must be obtained from office of Clerk); 6. Poly-laminated color-coded label application consisting of three 1-1/2” numeric and one 1” double digit numeric labels starting 1-1/2” from fold and located front and back of tab. A poly-laminated year band shall be located 8” from fold; also front and back shall be outlined in black ink for visibility; 7. Black numbers printed on the face of the jacket to correspond with color-coded numbers.

The color sequence shall be: Year band – 14 Color – Green Poly-Laminate Numeric Labels

Colors

Poly-Laminate Numeric Labels

Colors

0 1 2 3 4

Red Pink Yellow Gold Green

5 6 7 8 9

Blue Lavender Brown Gray Lt. Orange

The 1,000 printed, but not numbered, case binders shall have the same specifications as the 13,000 printed and numbered case binders, except the above numbering specifications.

Additionally, four full sets of 3/4” year number labels are required. A sample of the numbering will be provided.

It is understood that time is of the essence to this contract. The first 5,000 numbered folders (#1 – 5,000) shall be delivered on or before December 11, 2013. The balance of the folders shall be delivered on or before January 29, 2014. Failure to meet either delivery date will result in an automatic 20% deduction of the bid price.

Any damage to folders as result of packaging, shipping, or handling will be at the supplier’s expense. Replacement of any damaged folders will be at the supplier’s expense.

Bids submitted pursuant to the aforesaid specifications shall be delivered to or received by Dale N. Atkins, Clerk, Civil District Court for the Parish of Orleans, at Room 402 – Civil Courts Building, 421 Loyola Avenue, New Orleans, Louisiana on or before the time aforesaid.

At the time and place aforesaid, all timely bids will be opened by a designated representative of the Clerk of Court. Upon completion of the opening of the bids, the Clerk of Court will review and calculate the submitted timely bids for the purpose of the purchase of the aforementioned case binders from the lowest responsible bidder. The Clerk of Civil District Court reserves the right to waive any informalities of the bids submitted hereunder and to accept or reject any and all bids submitted.

Any inquiries should be directed to Chelsey Richard Napoleon, Chief Deputy for the Clerk of Civil District Court, Rm. 402 – 421 Loyola Avenue, New Orleans, LA. 70112.

Dale N. Atkins, Clerk, Civil District Court Parish of Orleans – 421 Loyola Avenue, Room 402 New Orleans, LA 70112 – (504) 407-0000 Publications on: Week of August 6, August 13 and August 20 – Gambit

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Notice is hereby given to all parties whom it may concern, including the heirs and creditors of the decedent herein, and of this estate, be ordered to make any opposition which they have or may have to such application, at any time, prior to the issuance of the order or judgment authorizing, approving and homologating such application and that such order or judgment may be issued after the expiration of seven (7) days, from the date of the last publication of such notice, all in accordance with law.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of any relative or heir to Dorothy Mae Lewis Collar a/k/a Dorothy Mae Lewis, please contact Matthew Moghis, attorney, at (504) 836-6500, located at One Galleria Boulevard, Suite 1400, Metairie, La 70001 Anyone knowing the whereabouts of BRANDON M. Boldin, please contact Justin A. Reese, Atty, 2216 Magazine St., New Orleans, LA 70130, (504) 525-1500.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Curtis Lee Jenkins, Sr., his heirs or agents, please contact Attorney Ralph Bickham, 1515 Poydras Street, 23rd Floor, Suite 2355, New Orleans, LA 70112, or call (504) 584-5730.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Elizabeth M. Brown, please contact atty. Mark Spears, (504) 258-2878.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Emiel Maxwell, or any of his heirs, please contact attorney Vincent B. LoCoco at (504) 483-2332. Property rights are involved relative to 6212 Burgundy Street, New Orleans, LA 70117.

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CIVIL DISTRICT COURT FOR THE PARISH OF ORLEANS STATE OF LOUISIANA NO. 2012-9724 DIVISION “C-10” SUCCESSION OF EVELYN JOHNSON CLARK NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR AUTHORITY TO SELL MOVABLES NOTICE IS GIVEN, that the Testamentary Executrix of the Succession of Evelyn Johnson Clark, has petitioned this Honorable Court for authority to sell the following described movable property at an estate sale in accordance with the provisions of Article 3281 of the Code of Civil Procedure.

Foyer Wooden Stand with Mirror Mock Radio (wood) at front door 3 framed/matted prints

Master Bedroom Lane Chest 32” Sony Television DVD Player Dresser (double mirror) Chest 2 night stands 2 Matching Lamps King Bed head board Mattress/Box Spring King Bedding set Wooden Trouser Valet Wooden Bench Leather Chair and ottoman Window covering – shades and drapes Array of small décor Bed linens and décor Bath linens and decor

Family Room 6’ Brown Leather Sofa Wood/Glass Coffee Table Wood Accent Table Curve Arm Accent (ivory) Chair Wood End Table Wood Décor Table Wood/Glass Hutch Stationery Exercise Bicycle Laundry: Washer Dryer Powder Room Metal Décor Stand with glass vases Framed Bird/Flower Print

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Kitchen Wood Table, with additional insert 4 wood chairs Water Cooler Television Stand Hot Sauce framed print Refrigerator Array of glassware/flatware/cutlery/dishes/ pots/plastic ware/Baking pan/Pyrex bakeware/ cooking utensils

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Dining Room Wood Table and six chairs China Hutch, with China and Glassware Server Matter/Framed poster Living Room Sofa – print fabric 2 cloth chairs with decorative pillows Wrought iron stove Small Coffee Table Gas Fireplace Wall Mirror Array of décor on Fireplace Mantel Array of silk flower arrangements and ceramic figurines Array of framed pictures and painted Pictures Silver tea sets and serving dishes

Library Leather Chair Wood Chair Wicker Chair Bookcase Entertainment Cabinet with glass Wood Décor Table Reference books, encyclopedias, atlas, And school books Guest Bedroom #1 Twin Beds (head and foot boards) Twin Bed Spreads Night Stand Chest Bed Linens and decor Guest Bedroom #2 Queen Bed Queen Bedding Cedar Chest Chest - 5 drawers Night Stand Chest – 3 drawers 26’ Samsung Television Bed Linens and decor Garage Upright freezer 5 pc wood table and bench chair set Array of yard tools/mechanical tools

I. The proposed sale of the immovable property described above at an estate sale for the best offer received.

II. Any heir, legatee or creditor who opposes the proposed sale must file his or her opposition within seven days from the date on which the last publication of this notice appeared.

BY ORDER OF THE COURT DALE N. ATKINS, Clerk of Court

Attorney: George Pivach, II Pivach, Pivach, Hufft, Thriffiley & Dunbar, LLC Address: 8311 Highway 23, Suite 104 Post Office Box 7125 Belle Chasse, LA 70037 Telephone: (504) 394-1870

CLASSIFIEDS IN THE SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT FOR THE STATE OF TENNESSEE

It is further ordered that this Notice be published in the Clinton Courier News, a newspaper published in Anderson county, Tennessee, and Gambit, published in New Orleans, Louisiana for four consecutive weeks.

NOTICE OF PUBLICATION

This July 9, 2013 Steve R. Queener, Clerk and Master

CHANCERY DIVISION AT CLINTON, TENNESSEE

TO: UNKNOWN HEIRS OF BOBBY JOE LETT, DECEASED RE: THE ESTATE OF BOBBY JOE LETT DECEASED JACQUELINE LETT Petitioner Versus No. 13PB0132 UNKNOWN HEIRS OF BOBBY JOE LETT, DECEASED In appears from the pleadings filed in this cause, that the unknown heirs of Bobby Joe Lett, deceased whereabouts’ are unknown. In compliance with the provisions of T.C.A. 21-1-205 and the Order of Publication of this court entered July 9, 2013.

All persons, resident and nonresident caliming an interest in the estate of BOBBY JOE LETT are entitled to attend a hearing on this matter on September 27, 2013, at 9:00 a.m. in Anderson County Chancery Court, Clinton, Tenessee.

Angela Buck, Deputy Clerk Attorney: Mark E. Tillery LOST PROMISSORY NOTE: Anyone knowing the whereabouts or having possession of one (1) certain promissory note executed by Bradley J. Egenberg, dated June 30, 2006 in the principal sum of 432,000.00, please contact Kimberly R. Calais at P.O. Box 3929 Baton Rouge, LA 70821 or at 225-376-5560. Gambit: 8/6, 8/13 & 8/20.

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Emmanuel Okugu, please contact Matthew Moghis, attorney, at (504) 836-6500, located at One Galleria Boulevard,Suite 1400, Metairie, LA 70001 ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF EUGENIA ELIZABETH DAUPHIN PLEASE CONTACT IRVING SHNAIDER (504)484-6416.

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All real estate advertised herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act and the Louisiana Open Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination.

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1041 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116 *Based on info from the Gulf South Real Estate Network for the period from 01/01/13-8/15/13

French Quarter Realty New FQR Office open! 713 Royal MON-SAT 10-5pm Sun-1-5 Full Service Office with Agents on Duty! 522-4585 Wayne • Nicole • Sam • Jennifer • Brett • Robert • George • Dirk • Billy • Andrew • Eric

602 Dumaine 1/1 1017 Ursulines Space #10 1722 Second St 1/1 508 Barracks “A” 1 /1.5 1103 Royal “B” 2/2 1003 St Philip 2/1.5 1025 Dumaine #1 2/1 1025 Dumaine #2 2/2 1025 Dumaine #4 2/1 1025 Dumaine #6 1/1 3922 Prytania 2/1 2200 Royal commercial

500sqft.Offstpkgaddl$300mo,prvtcrtyrd$1100 Motorcycle/Scooter,Gated,OffstPkg,YrLease$100 Nearstreetcarline.CentHVAC,Owner/Agent.$900 Hi -end furn w/prvt glry,balc&garage pkng $5,000 2 level rear. crtyrd & balc. Furn or unfurn. $2,000 Light-filled furnished apt in great loc $1975 New renov, w/d, central ac/heat,fireplace $1,400 New renov, w/d, central ac/heat,fireplace $1,550 New renov, w/d, central ac/heat,fireplace $1,400 New renov, w/d, central ac/heat,fireplace $1,200 parking and balcony included $1,800 Blue chip loc w/ favorable HMC-2 Zoning $4,000

CONDOS FOR SALE 1824 OC HALEY BLVD

1824 OC HALEY BLVD OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE NOW FURNISHED & UNFURNISHED AVAILABLE VIRTUAL OFFICES ALSO AVAILABLE. CALL FOR DETAILS (504) 298-2665 Close to Bywater/Marigny. Near bus.

Real nice 2 bedroom, carport, wd hook-ups. Section 8 OK. $950/month.

Call Eddie (504) 481-1204

BR/2BA $329,000

Paula Bowler SOLD! $1,249,000 in July $2,549,000 year to date

ALGIERS POINT HISTORIC ALGIERS POINT

1930’s PAINTERS

Contemporary Arts & Crafts Cottage in high demand, safe area Uptown, near univerisities.

1500 sq. ft.

O/S parking w/elect gate. Newly updated, truly move-in condition. Home Warranty. FSBO. Agents protected 2% Email: 3375ssd@gmail.com

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$54,000 1013 Edna, Waveland, Ms

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METAIRIE 3714 BARBARA PLACE

OLD METAIRIE

LAKEVIEW/LAKESHORE

MARRERO 1129 SANTA MARIA DR. MARRERO

MISSISSIPPI

Newly renovated! 2 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths, each side. All electric, carpet throughout. Owner will finance.

Approx $20,000/yr income. For details call Stan at (504) 258-0890 or 366-4463.

SINGLES & DOUBLES UNDER $250K

8431-8433 COHN ST. $169,000 Low Maintenance Income Producer in Booming Area! 2013 Renovation.

New roof, kit, baths & appls. New structural repairs, hdwd flrs. Updated Electrical. Fresh Paint. Investor or Owner w/Income. Seller offering $5K toward closing costs. Andrew Severino ,Sharpe Realty, LLC 1513 St. Charles Ave. #A, New Orleans, LA 70130 (914) 787-9513

JOHN SEITZ, REALTOR Cell: (504) 264-8883

421 Burgundy #1 1/1 421 Burgundy #3 1/1 1608 N Broad 2/2 1125 Royal #3 1/1 510 Wilkinson Row #4 1 /1 611 Dauphine B 1/1 823 Burgundy #3 2/2 416 Burgundy #5 1/1 729 Dauphine A 1/1 1205 St Charles #703 1/1 4420 Barnett 16/8 917 Toulouse #11 3/2.5 1303 burgundy #11 2/1

Nice size grnd fl just off crtyd. $180,000 Bamboo flrs. exp wood Central HVAC. $180,000 Sngl fam renov. Near fairgrounds. $82,500 3rd flr,exp beams,storage! Lush crtyrd $269,000 NEWPRICE!LightfilledTotalrenov in‘02$395,000 townhouse w/ common courtyard $169,900 1,600 sqft, brand renov, balcony, $599,000 lovely, crtyrd, no pets/low condo fees $149,000 HeartofFQ.Grtfrntporch.Updatedkit/ba$359,000 NEW PRICE! Spacious w / prkng & pool $189,000 Metairieprop-8apts.each2bd/1bth.pkng$685000 Penthouse condo w/pkng & balcony $1,049,000 Morro Castle! Balc w/view of crtyrd&pool $399,000

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3817 Chartres Huge comm 2200 Royal comm 512 Wilkinson Row Comm 1228-30 N Broad Comm

1466 Magazine St., $539,900

3k sqft whse&3k sqft office space $6,500/mo 3,760sq/ft. Blue chip loc HMC-2 Zone $4k/mo NEWPRICE!commcondo.quaintFQst$445,000 B-1 comm zoned dbl w/parking $199,500

117 S. Hennessey St., $ 329,900

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1915-17 MARTIN LUTHER KING $285K Zoned C-1, Many uses. Very close to dntwn & St Charles. 1 door off of OC Haley. Upscale music venue opening next door. 2000 sf open floor plan 1st floor, approx 4,000 sq, ft total.

2, 3 bed apts upstairs. Upstairs currently occ. Andrew Severino , Sharpe Realty, LLC, 1513 St. Charles Ave. #A NOLA 70130 (914) 787-9513

5 suites currently used as a Bed and Breakfast with large yard and off street Parking. Real Estate Only $539,900. Owner/Broker

Move in cond, lots of architectural details, 1st block off Canal, off street pkng for several cars, garage. 2 br, 2 dens, encl porch/sun rm & wood flrs. Must see to appreciate.

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Licensed by the Louisiana Real Estate Commission for more than 28 years with offices in New Orleans, LA 70130

REAL ESTATE FRENCH QUARTER/ FAUBOURG MARIGNY

MID CITY 3122 PALMYRA STREET

Completely renov, 1/2 dbl, 1BR, 1BA, hdwd flrs, new appls, ceil fans, wtr pd. $700/mo+dep. Call 504-899-5544

GORGEOUS & SPACIOUS FRENCH QUARTER APARTMENT

1 BR/1 BA, Central AC, hardwood floors except in kitchen & BR, steel fridge & range, stackable WD in unit, shared courtyard, gated entrance.

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FR QTR LUXURY TOWNHSE

2BR/2.5BA, Elevator, Garden View, W/D on premises. No dogs. 1 yr lease. $1,800/mo. 520 St. Louis St. (504) 524-5462

CALL NOW 1352 MAGAZINE STREET

2 BR/1.5 BA Large. Wood Floors, All Appliances, Balconies, Outdoor Kitchen, Hot Tub. Must See! Free Wifi and Cable! Agent/Broker. $1795 (504) 451-1863 bwilson@jwpropertyserv.com

LOWER GARDEN DIST./ IRISH CHANNEL 1/2 BLOCK TO MAGAZINE

ROOMS BY WEEK. Private bath. All utilities included. $175/week. 2 BR avail. Call (504) 202-0381 or (504) 738-2492.

RENTALS TO SHARE SHARE HOME

With Mature, Prof’l Female. Private bed & bath. Alll utilities, Cox, internet & fax. Use of LR, DR, kit, W&D. O/S pkng. Owner has private area in rear. $850/mo + deposit. (504) 236-8531

1 BR, Stove, Microwave, Dishwasher, Fridge, Secure Parking, $925.00/ mo, $950.00/deposit. Call (504) 251-4667. Leave message. 500lakemarina.com

3 bedrooms, 1.5 ba, lr, dr, furn kit, hdwd flrs, cen a/h, w/d, 1500 sf, 12’ ceils, $1400/mo. Call 504-952-5102

1205 ST. CHARLES

Fully furnished 1 bedroom. On site security & pkng. Available now! Call (504) 466-8362 or cell, (504) 453-1159

1430 Jackson Ave. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths Rent: $1200.

Gated secured parking for one car. Elevator.

Living room, dining nook, furnished kitchen, central a/h, patio, water paid.

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Psychotherapy process group for adults experiencing addiction issue of any kind. Pleasant, private downtown location. No-12 step based. $45.

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COINS/STAMPS MARDI GRAS DOUBLOON COLLECTION Collection of old Doubloons and Doubloon Price Guide Book. $20.00.

Call 737-3138.

LICENSED MASSAGE

Sage Sofa 8’x13” $400; Bombay Coffee Table $200; Oak Gun Case $650; D. U. Larry Martin Print Eagle, Signed & Numbered $125; Large Elk $75. Call Sissy at 985-7885486.

NEW Pub Height Table Set all wood, still boxed. Delivery available. $250. 504-952-8404 (504) 846-5122

ROCKING CHAIR

Very heavy. Purchased from Hurwitz Mintz. Mahogany. Would be perfect for Mom or Mom to be. OBO. Call (504) 488-4609

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Entertainment Ctr/Curio

Solid pine. 6” long x 6 1/2” high x 20” deep. Top left has glass door, 3 mirrored shelves & is lighted. Right side holds 36” TV or shelving. Bottom is storage. Perfect condition. $2100 invested, $600. (504) 338-3088 King Pillowtop Mattress, NEW!!!

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Includes Play-Offs. Section 229, Row 2, Seats 1 & 2 (aisle), 1 Parking Pass. $5200. Call (504) 952-9159

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