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SPRING 2017 EDITORIAL In twenty-three years we have never dedicated an entire edition to love, a subject close to anybody’s heart. We all need to love and be loved, and that has been hot-wired into our DNA since we gathered amongst our caveman clan in the glow of soul warming fires. Our quest for meaning is dominated by love. This quest is challenged by full schedules, time constraints, instant gratification and the games people play. Often we fall for easy, presentable package deals with little emotional longevity in sight. Editor Never surrender hope in this quest for Rubin van Niekerk meaningfulness, as our need to love is Deputy Editor/Creative Director huge and involves our lives as a whole. Alan Samons Besides loving our soulmates, we also Graphic Design need to love our roots, our dreams and Kevin du Plessis all the helpless creatures that rely on our Office Manager compassion. Compassion is the highest Joan Doyle form of our soul energy and remains the Décor Editor Jean-Pierre de la Chaumette ultimate gift to share. Anybody who has ever adopted a rescue Art and Entertainment Denise Latham pet understands how grateful our furry companions are. They know how much they Lifestyle and Social Michelle York need us and I think they know how much we need them. One kind deed impacts on Restaurant Reviews Rubin van Niekerk, Alan Samons all our lives. Until March this year I had Music Reviews never adopted a rescue pet before. Maybe Jacques Botha the Sun being in the compassionate Pisces Advertising Sales period of astrology played a role to soften Rubin van Niekerk, Alan Samons my hardened heart. Being told about a Contributors cute Pit Bull Terrier named Elvis started this Keith Bain, Jacques Botha, Ernst Bröcker, journey. Not being an Elvis fan posed the Kevin du Plessis, Luke Hackney, Reg Hart, Joffrey Hyman, first hurdle, as I instantly thought Elvis would Dr Phil Joffe, Nolan Krull, Michelle York, Zamo Mthethwa, Neal McKenna, need a name change! Bongani Evans Mtlhavani, Ryan Thomas, I went to the Sandton SPCA a few times to Leon van Nierop, Christo Valentyn. see how this potential relationship might International Contributors evolve. We bonded instantly and Elvis was Gabriel Janse van Rensburg – Canada Ken Cage – New Zealand introduced to Alan, my mother and the rest Barrie Mahoney – Canary Islands of the extended family. Very Sicilian I guess! Photographers Eventually Maximus (no longer Elvis) took the Kevin du Plessis, Joffrey Hyman, Aart Verrips, Shaun Smith, short drive to a long life of being worshipped Rubin van Niekerk. by all. Maximus was about a year old and Printing quickly proved this point by becoming rock CTP Book Printers solid and practically bulletproof within four Distribution months, while he gained about 15kg of RNA solid muscle. Max is our second Elvis, as Copyright ironically Bruno, our dearly departed blueThe copyright for all material in this publication is strictly reserved. “Family Business“ and eyed Pit Bull was also originally named Elvis “Gay Pages“ are registered trademarks. as a puppy. What on earth are the odds of Published by: parenting two Elvises in one life time? Anyway Associated Business Network (Pty) Ltd. both Bruno and Maximus were irresistible Tel: (011) 726-1560/1931, Fax: (011) 726-6948 082 777-0830, from the start and we often wonder if Max PO Box 1050, Melville, 2109 is not a reincarnation of Bruno. Besides both gaypages@iafrica.com, www.gaypagessa.co.za being pretty boys, they share many common The appearance of any person or organisation in the Gay Pages is not an indication of the sexual traits, like an inborn instinct to protect, loving orientation of such persons or organisations. unconditionally and just being stunning.

CONTENTS SUBSCRIPTION GIVEAWAYS

IN THE SPIRIT

ON THE PLATE

TRAVEL

ENVIRONMENT

HEALTH & WELLNESS

NEWS

PROFILES

INTERNATIONAL EVENTS

INTERNATIONAL NEWS

PET NEWS

TECHNOLOGY & TRENDS

CAR NEWS

ROAD TESTS

FASHION

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DVD REVIEWS

MUSIC REVIEWS

BOOK REVIEWS

PHOTO BOOKS Colour Explosion by Mark Henderson

HOMOSCOPES Love matches made in the heavens

WHEN ONE IS NOT ENOUGH Opening up your relationship

FALLING FOR THE WRONG GUY Yearning for unobtainable men

THE SPARKLE THEORY Giving in to old-fashioned romance

CONTRIBUTORS ALAN SAMONS A passionate traveller, Alan is especially fond of visiting game lodges. When travelling internationally, he enjoys museums, flea markets and shopping for beautiful books. He is an accomplished artist and has exhibited locally and in Japan. He also deals in antique art from Japan, China and Thailand, and remounts old scroll paintings. His kimono collection is vast and he has long ago crossed the line between collecting and hoarding.

KING OF THE GAYS 2017 Mr. Gay World from the Philippines

SURVIVAL SWEATING Facts and fictions about sweating

EXPERIENCE AMAZING WITH LEXUS Retreating to Thanda Safari

THAILAND Fall in love with the Land of Smiles

OUT AND ABOUT

BUSINESS DIRECTORY

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JACQUES BOTHA Jacques is a project manager in the chemical industry, but his real passion lies in music. Over the past ten years he has written many music articles, reviews and conducted interviews with some of the top musicians for various publications. He also writes and records some of his own music. Travelling the world is his other passion.

DR PHIL JOFFE Dr Phil Joffe presented SABC TV's Body Beat exercise programme for ten years, continues to teach numerous Yoga and Pilates classes, provides workshops and talks on wellness and fitness, lectures at universities and writes as a freelance journalist.

KEVIN DU PLESSIS Kevin comes from a background working in the visual arts industry and project management, he is an award-winning photographer, a graphic designer, and party animal. Kevin has an honours degree in English literature and wishes to dedicate his career to contributing to the LGBT community.

KEITH BAIN Raised with a nomad’s instinct for wandering, Keith is a travel addicted writer and author of international guidebooks. He is hooked on Cape Town, where he lives. Keith co-authored A Hedonist’s Guide to Cape Town, and is a director of bespoke trip-planning company, Best Kept (www.bestkept.com).

NEAL MCKENNA Neal McKenna is a Canadian novelist, magazine writer and editor. He is based on the far side of the Boerewors Curtain, in deepest Pretoria. Lately, life in the ’burbs has been conducive to creativity; and he has begun fiction writing again. This time, he’s giving gay male erotica a go. He shares life with his partner, Navin; two dogs, Bonnie and Clyde; and three cats, Calista, Sophie and Tux, who is a transgendered male to female. …It’s a long story. 5

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A Accommodation...........9, 17, 19, 15, 96-100 Accountants..................................92, 93 Adult............................................ 25, 92 Advertising and Marketing................31,92 Aids Treatment/Counselling..........101, 102 Airline...............................................27 Airport Valet Parking......................92, 93 Alternative Healing.........................92, 97 Appliances.........................................13 Aromatherapy................................96, 97 Architectural Design.............................92 Art and Antiques......................33, 92, 93 Attorneys......................................92, 93 Auctioneer.......................................93 Auditing............................................92 B Bars and Clubs.............................25, 93 Beauticians............................95-97, 102 Blinds................................................93 Bookkeepers.....................................92 Botox....................................95- 97, 102 Business Services............................93, 94 C Cars....................IFC, OBC,1, 11, 93, 94 Car Rental.................................. IBC , 94 Church...........................................94 Clairvoyants..................................94, 99 Cleaning Service.......................94, 97, 98 Conference Facility.......................96-101 Costume Hire......................................95 Cargo & Logistics................................95 Cruises..........................................104 D Dating Service....................................94 Debt Collection.............................92, 93 DĂŠcor.....................................33, 93, 94 Dental Health.........................21, 94, 101 Dietary Supplements............................23 Doctors.............................101, 102, 104 E Electrical............................................94 Entertainment.............................. 95, 100 Esoteric......................................95, 104 Estate Agents.................................94, 95 Estate Planning...................................92 F Freight & Logistics...............................95 Financial Consultants.....................94, 95 Fitness Training....................................95 Florist............................................95 Furniture Removal...............................95

G Game Lodges........................97, 98, 100 Gay Paraphernalia..............................95 Gay Travel Guide......................100, 101 Gay Wedding Specialists....................105 Graphic Design...................................31 Grooming..............................95-97, 104 Guesthouses...............................96, 101 Gym Training....................................104 Guide dogs........................................35 H Hairstylists.....................................95, 96 Hair Removal................................96, 97 Health, Fitness and Wellness.......95-97, 102 Herbal Medicine/Homeopath.......................94 Holiday Accommodation...9, 17, 19, 96,100 Hotels..............................9, 17, 19, 97-100, Hypnotherapist.................................100 I Income Tax..........................................92 Interior DĂŠcor and Design................33, 92 Internet............................................94 Introduction.....................................100 Insurance............................5, 93, 94, 100 J Japanese Art and Antiques...................49 Jewellery..........................................100 L Labour Law...................................92, 93 Laser Skin Treatment............................97 Lawyers........................................92, 93 Leather and Fetish.............................100 Life Coaching........................92, 95, 102 Limousine Hire..................................100 M Manscaping..................................96, 97 Marriage Officer...............................101 Marketing........................................92 Massage (Therapeutic)....................96, 97 Medical........................21, 101, 102, 104 Mediation.......................................101 Men Only......................................25, 92 Menswear.......................29, 92, 102, 105 Metal Supply and Manufacture.............93 N Nursery............................................103 Nutrition..........................................23 NSPCA.............................................37 O Ocean Cruises..................................105 Online Shopping....29, 92, 102, 103, 105 Ophthalmologist..............................101

Optometrist...................................102 Oriental Antiques and Interiors.......33, 92 P Painting.........................................103 Panelbeaters.............................100, 103 Personal Training.................................95 Pet Medical Aid.................................103 Pets.....................................37, 102, 103 Pharmacy.........................................102 Photography..............................103, 104 Podiatrist...........................102, 103, 104 Printing.........................................31, 94 Psychic........................................95, 104 Psychologists.............................102, 104 Public Relations.................................104 R Restaurants...............................106-112 S Safety and Insurance Solutions.............93 Saunas and Steambaths (M2M)...........104 Scholarships.................................. .....95 Scuba Diving......................................99 Security...........................................104 Skin Care...............................95-97, 102 Social Club.......................................100 Social Therapist................................104 Solar Power.......................................104 Spa................................................104 Surrogacy.......................................104 Swimwear....................................29, 102 T T-Shirts.............................................95 Tax Consultants.............................92, 93 Teeth Whitening Clinic...................94,101 Thailand Tourism....................................15 Travel Agents and Tour Operators.........104 U Underwear.....................29, 92, 102, 105 V Veterinary Clinic................................105 Vitamins....................................23 W Waxing and Trimming.....................96, 97 Weddings......................................105 Weight Loss...................................95, 96 Wine and Spirit..................................105 Wills.............................................92, 93 Z Zulu Courses....................................105

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Winners will enjoy experiencing the private pool alfresco lounge with the sounds of Café del Mar setting the mood. Dinner can be enjoyed in suite or in the Amuse Bouche restaurant. Villa Moji is the latest addition to the Fairlawns collection of suites, created by Michael Kewley and his team. As the only Johannesburg-based IGLTA member hotel, members of the LGBT community can be assured they are welcome and will be looked after in style. The night’s stay is worth R24 000 for the two people staying, but Fairlawns is also adding a dinner and spa pamper for two 90 minute full body massages in their Balinese garden spa. 1 Alma Road, Morningside, Johannesburg. Tel: (011) 808-7300 www.fairlawns.co.za

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IN THE SPIRIT

A GIN DISTILLED WITH ATLANTIC OCEAN SEAWATER Founders of A Mari Ocean Gin, Jess Henrich and Niel du Toit have returned to Cape Town after globetrotting for fourteen years. Both enthusiasts of new ventures, these two entrepreneurs met up over a languid dinner and started discussing the gin trend and its potential in South Africa. Fast forward to the early hours and the initial concept for A Mari Ocean Gin was born – the only gin in the world distilled with Atlantic Ocean seawater. From concept to being on shelf took just four months. A Mari means ‘from the sea’ in Latin. The minerals in the water

SANCTUARY PEAK SAUVIGNON BLANC 2016 Situated high on the western rim of the cool-climate Elgin Valley, Shannon Vineyards produce three highly acclaimed site-specific wines, all with names taken from geographical features along the mountain range above the vineyards. The supremely elegant, multi-layered Shannon Vineyards Sanctuary Peak Sauvignon Blanc is beautifully poised with the Sauvignon’s zesty acidity and vibrancy. It is balanced by a 10% component of barrel-fermented Semillon (wild ferment and three months in new French oak) adding richer notes, a fuller mouth feel and complexity to the wine, making the wine approachable at an earlier age whilst also ensuring a great backbone for ageing potential. This food-friendly wine is a perfect match for sushi, tempura prawns or seared tuna. It will also pair well with a spicy chicken salad and even matches up well to a touch of curry. It retails nationally between R115 and R125. www.shannonwines.com

aid in the oil extraction from the unique Cape coastal botanicals giving a rich smoothness and complexity to the gin. The nose exhibits a citrus-forward freshness, echoed on the palate with hints of naartjie and lemon, merging into a mid-palate of rich florals and peppery spices. This premium gin is made in small batches and Niel and Jess do everything from harvesting the botanicals, to distilling, to hand numbering each bottle that goes onto the market. They are currently working on a second gin. www.amarigin.com DROUGHT HAS LITTLE EFFECT ON EXCELLENT 2017 BRANDY GRAPE HARVEST All indicators point to the 2017 brandy grape harvest yielding future international award-winning brandies despite the Western Cape’s extreme drought conditions. Distell, Africa’s leading producer of spirits, and the International Wine and Spirit Competition’s World’s Best Brandy Producer of 2016, took delivery of their first batch of base wine from independent grape farmers in February, and started the first distillation soon after. According to Mare-Loe Prinsloo, Head of Brandy and Spirits Excellence at Distell, there has been a 25% increase in the amount of base wine distilled in 2017, compared to last year. The increased volume is due to increased demand for these quality products as more South Africans realise that our home-grown brandies are of extremely high quality and can compete with French cognacs on taste and be better still, while they are more affordable. www.distell.co.za

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SA BRANDIES MAKE IT IN NEW YORK Frank Sinatra sang that if you could “make it” in New York, you’d succeed anywhere, and that’s clearly the case for three of Distell’s premium brandies which have won top honours at the New York International Spirits Competition. Competition results were announced in June and Oude Meester and Van Ryn’s brandies flew the South African flag high as they were judged alongside more than 600 entries from 23 countries around the world. Two premium brandies from the Stellenbosch-based Van Ryn’s Distillery won gold – the Van Ryn’s 12-year-old Distiller’s Reserve and the Van Ryn’s 20-year-old Collector’s Reserve. Another South African stalwart, the Oude Meester Souverein 18-yearold brandy rounded off a trio of successful entrants which already have myriad other awards to their names. Van Ryn’s is the world’s most awarded brandy distillery, having consistently produced award-winning brandies since 1845. “Oude Meester Souverein is the pinnacle of the Oude Meester range and symbolises the endless strive for faultless quality,” said Distell Brandy Ambassador Nick Holdcroft. www.distell.co.za

KLEINE ZALZE CABERNET SAUVIGNON From oaked to opulent styles, to more fruit-driven reds, there’s a Kleine Zalze Cabernet Sauvignon for every palate. In particular, the Family Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon which has a long history of illustrious awards which include a Platter 5 star, International Wine and Spirits Competition Grand Gold, Double Gold Veritas and Tri-Nations Cabernet Challenge Trophy to name but a few. The Kleine Zalze Family Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon 2013 was included in the top fifteen wines in the sixth annual Prescient Cabernet Sauvignon Report, founded by Christian Eedes of Winemag.co.za, and sponsored by multinational financial services company Prescient. It scored 91 points. The wine is 100% Cabernet Sauvignon, matured in French oak barrels for twenty-four months. A rich bouquet of dark berries and cedar-wood give way to a full palate initially with waves of cassis and currants followed by a more savoury back palate. The fine grained tannin profile gives this wine great structure, yet without compromising Kleine Zalze’s signature elegance. A great example of Stellenbosch Cabernet Sauvignon at its finest! The Stellenbosch based Kleine Zalze was the only South African estate to be included in the top 10 of the prestigious Decanter Top 35 New World Cabernet Sauvignons under £40 with its Family Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon 2009. www.kleinezalze.co.za

SCOTTISH LEADER SHOWS A NEW PERSPECTIVE WITH DENNIS CHUENE “Where I grew up, we called it the mshana bag. But across the continent of Africa, the bag has many names: the China bag, mme se keile, Ghana-must-go, khumbul’ekhaya. Each of those names has a story behind it, but each story has one thing in common. They’re all stories about a struggle for a better life. Because this bag, much like most people living on this continent, hasn’t had things easy,” says South African designer, Dennis Chuene. He is the creative genius behind the Vernac brand that has made what is generally referred to in Africa as the “China bag” a local fashion statement by using it in new ways in his trendy designs. Best-selling whisky, Scottish Leader, recently joined forces with Chuene to produce a beautifully shot video that demonstrates what the popular blended Scotch whisky brand means with its “a new perspective” tagline. The captivating video depicts the story of Chuene and how he has very successfully managed to create sought-after fashion items, by looking at the “China bag” from a new perspective, and recycling, reimagining and personifying its application. Using the iconic African plastic zipper bags with its signature blue or black, white and red stripes, Chuene’s popular Vernac designs feature bags in various forms (backpack, tote, sling, saddle, laptop and clutch) as well as wallets. www.vernac.co.za www.scottishleader.co.za

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WOLFTRAP STEAKHOUSE CHAMPIONSHIPS Debut entrant Rare Grill in Kenilworth has snatched the title for the fifth annual Wolftrap Steakhouse Championships. This after making it past the first round which is a public voting phase identifying South Africa’s favourite steakhouses all around the country. From this, ten finalists were secured for the second and final round which takes the shape of a steak show-down during which a team of expert judges, led by Pete Goffe-Wood, well-known MasterChef judge, visit the Top 10 to test the field. What keeps it interesting is that the steakhouses had no clue as to when the judges would arrive with their scoresheets. The judging process is designed to separate the good from the great and the judges paid attention to the overall experience but also placed extra emphasis on the quality of the steak. The big reveal took place at the awards ceremony at The Local Grill in Parktown North, Johannesburg. And aside from the overall winner there were also three other prizes. Little Havana from Umhlanga Rocks snatched Runner-Up, the Cattle Baron Group is Chain Steakhouse of the Year, and finally The Godfather in Centurion got Steakhouse Legend of the Year. If you are an avid steak enthusiast, perhaps it is time to hit the road and try the best South Africa has to offer. www.steakhunter.co.za

PREVIOUS WINNERS Little Havana, Umhlanga Rocks (2015) The Local Grill, Parktown North (2013, 2014 and 2016)

THAI LARB LETTUCE WRAPS By Chef Jason Whitehead

INGREDIENTS 1 tbsp coconut oil 400g chicken mince (or pork) 1 tsp finely grated ginger 2 tbsp fish sauce Pinch salt and black pepper 1 packet Cos lettuce leaves 3 small red chillies

2 red spring onions Around 1 cup of chopped basil, mint and coriander, in equal amounts 1 cup of equal amount fish sauce and fresh lime juice 2 tbsp sugar or honey 1 cup bean sprouts

Add your coconut oil to a wok or frying pan. When almost smoking, add your mince, ginger and garlic. Using a wooden spatula, stir and break up the mince until it looks lump free, about 3 minutes. Add your 2 tbsp fish sauce, one finely sliced chilli (deseed if you don’t like too much heat), one finely sliced spring onion, then season with a bit of salt and pepper and fry for another 30 seconds. Set aside to cool. To make your dipping sauce, combine equal amounts of fresh lime juice and fish sauce to a bowl along with your sweetener of choice, and stir to dissolve. Add in 2 finely sliced red chillies (deseed if you don’t like too much heat), one finely sliced spring onion, and a 1/4 cup of your mixed herbs. Once your mince larb has cooled, stir through your remaining herbs along with your bean sprouts. Place lettuce cups on a serving platter and spoon in your larb to create individual cups or wraps. Serve with dipping sauce. www.jasonwhitehead.co.za 14

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CAMP JABULANI ELEPHANT EXPERIENCE The most profoundly significant change in the camp’s history has seen a move away from elephant-back safaris, to a more interactive experience.The evolved Jabulani Elephant Experience now focuses on quality time spent with their elephants, for a more immersive interaction where man and elephant meet. The first interaction is always a very powerful one where emotive bonds are instantly made with these gentle giants. Guests also meet the elephant keepers, each of whom has a fascinating story to tell. During this interaction, visitors have the opportunity

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to touch and feed the elephants, and to have photographs taken in very close proximity. One of the most popular aspects of the experience has remained unchanged through the transition – watching the elephants enjoying their daily swim at a waterhole. Guests will join a senior trails guide, a senior elephant keeper and their ranger to track the Jabulani elephants within the Big Five Kapama Private Game Reserve in a safari vehicle. This is truly a cherished experience no-one will ever forget. www.campjabulani.com

FOODS TO TRY IN THAILAND

There are plenty of reasons to visit Thailand, from glorious golden beaches and legendary parties beneath a full moon, to steamy jungles and ancient temples…and that’s before we mention the food. Thai cuisine is a celebration of the fresh and fragrant. It’s also quite hot, but it’s well-known that chilli stimulates the pleasure centres of the brain in the same way as chocolate and sex does. So you might prefer to have it hot after all! Whatever your reason for visiting this beautiful country, the abundance of delicious flavours will make you want to extend your stay. Phad Thai was invented in the 1930s by a Chinese-Thai chef. This dish of thin rice noodles stir-fried with egg, tofu, prawns, and seasoned with fish sauce, sugar, tamarind, vinegar and dried chilli has subsequently reigned as the poster boy for Thai cuisine.

Phat kaphrao is a street food staple combining meat flash-fried with holy basil (the eponymous kaphrao) and a generous helping of fresh chilli and garlic. Served over rice and often crowned with a fried egg, it’s the epitome of the Thai-style one dish meal.

Tom yam is a herb-forward broth often referred to in Englishlanguage menus as ‘sour Thai soup.’ The prawn version – tom yam goong – is the most famous, and justifiably so: the combination of fatty prawns and a tart spicy soup result in an unusual but delicious dish.

Yam is often served as a side dish or drinking snack. This ubiquitous Thai ‘salad’ combines meat or seafood with a tart and spicy dressing and fresh herbs. A good introduction to the genre is yam wun sen, slinky glass noodles paired with minced pork and shrimp.

Som tam’s origins lie in Thailand’s rural northeast. This dish of strips of crunchy unripe papaya bruised in a mortar and pestle with tomato, long beans, chilli, lime and fish sauce, has found a foothold in virtually every corner of the country.

Green curry is ideal for Thai food novices, and there’s probably no better starting point than this heavenly combination of a piquant, herbal spice paste and rich coconut milk. Enjoy with fragrant jasmine rice. You’ll be instantly hooked!

When in northern Thailand, don’t miss an opportunity to try khao soi, a unique, curry-based noodle soup. Typically revolving around chicken or beef, the optional sides of lime, sliced shallots and crunchy pickled greens provide a pleasing contrast with the rich, spice-laden, coconut milk-based broth and soft, squiggly wheat and egg noodles.

Kai yang grilled chicken owes its fame to the people of the country’s northeast, who marinate the bird in a unique mixture of fish sauce, coriander root and garlic. Coupled with sticky rice and green papaya salad, it’s one of Thailand’s most legendary meals.

For many Thai people, fried rice is comfort food. The variations are endless, and the dish is often the result of improvisation, but a staple at seafood restaurants across the country is the simple but delicious khao phat puu, rice fried with hearty chunks of crab and egg. 16

Thailand’s northeast can be savoured in one rustic dish – larb. Minced meat is seasoned with roasted rice powder, lime juice, fish sauce and fresh herbs. Enjoy it with steamed sticky rice. Try your hand at making any of these dishes at home and it is almost certain that you will just want to try them in the country of their origin. Thai tastes scream of adventure and intrigue.

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ST HELENA NOW ON THE TOURIST MAP St Helena – considered one of the world’s last ‘undiscovered’ destinations – is gearing up for an influx of tourists, as the newly built airport will soon welcome regular commercial flights to the island. This means that travellers have a short window in which to book a voyage on the RMS St Helena, as the Royal Mail Ship, one of just two still in operation, will be decommissioned as soon as the commercial flights take off. Anticipating the boost in tourism, Mantis Collection – a portfolio of privately owned boutique hotels and eco escapes – started renovations on three Georgian buildings on the island. When complete, these buildings will form a new luxury hotel, comprising of 30 en-suite bedrooms with elegant dining and bar facilities. St Helena is one of the world’s last ‘undiscovered’ destinations. The island is 2 000 kilometres from Africa, the nearest landmass, and boasts a spectacular variety of landscapes and vistas. With between 400 and 500 endemic species, and impressive marine biodiversity, it is on the United Kingdom’s list for possible future UNESCO World Heritage Site status. St Helena is part of the British Overseas Territory and inhabitants of the 16km-by-8km volcanic island are English speaking; Jamestown is quintessentially British, with Georgian architecture, English-style Bobbies and red post boxes. The island also boasts the world’s most remote golf course and most remote distillery. www.sthelenatourism.com

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BLOSSOMS, FRUIT AND AGE-OLD RELATIONSHIPS By Ryan Thomas Plants have been doing it for millions of years, albeit without the same level of excitement that the animal kingdom opted for. Sexual reproduction in plants allows for genetic variation and better secures the survival of species. Plants however, encounter an obvious problem with seeking out mates and so require a helping hand. This assistance either comes in the form of wind or water or is, especially in the case of flowering plants (angiosperms), provided by animals through a symbiotic arrangement with insect pollinators. Attracting these assistants prompted flower evolution and it is ultimately this symbiosis which results in the variety of blossoms we are able to enjoy today. One of the most iconic insect pollinators must be the honeybee. In conducting its day-to-day affairs, the honeybee not only

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COPING WITH SIDE EFFECTS OF DEPRESSION TREATMENT If you are being treated for moderate to severe depression, a doctor or psychiatrist has probably prescribed antidepressant medication for you. When they work properly, they help to relieve symptoms and, along with other approaches such as talk therapy, are an important part of treatment. One way antidepressants work is by altering the balance of certain chemicals in your brain. And, as with all medicines, this change can sometimes cause a wide range of unpleasant side effects. Some, like jitteriness, weird dreams, dry mouth, and diarrhoea typically go away after a week or two – if they don’t, it’s probably best to have your prescription changed. Other side effects like decreased sexual desire and weight gain, may last longer. Keep track of side effects and discuss them with your doctor. Together, you and your doctor can safely manage your antidepressants so they work with minimal side effects. One of the more common though not frequently talked about side effects is decreased interest in sex or decreased ability to have an orgasm. It’s possible that switching to another antidepressant will make these symptoms go away. Never stop taking the antidepressant without discussing it with your doctor. Stopping abruptly could cause serious withdrawal-like problems. Having suicidal thoughts while taking an antidepressant is a serious side effect. It needs to be brought to the attention of your doctor as soon as possible. Please don’t try to deal with those feelings alone.

ICON CONDOMS Promoting condom usage and banishing the elephant in the room – when it comes to talking about the pros and cons of condoms – is high on the list of priorities of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) internationally and in South Africa. “We really want to get the message out there that safe sex is not unsexy and that condoms can provide protection as well as pleasure,” says Larissa Klazinga, Regional Policy & Advocacy Manager: AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) Southern Africa. AHF currently distributes two condom brands LOVE and ICON to members of the public who attend their clinics around South Africa, as well as at roadshows and other campaigns. Both condom brands are very high quality and both are free of charge. It’s a fact that using a condom makes sex 10 000 times safer than not using one. Some studies have also established that condom-use actually prolongs erections, which debunks myths that condoms reduce sexual pleasure. With the widespread availability of condoms there is no excuse not to acquire and keep them on hand, if one is involved in a physical relationship. AIDS Healthcare Foundation is the largest non-profit HIV/ AIDS healthcare provider in the world. AHF currently provides medical care and/or services to more than 650 000 individuals in 36 countries worldwide in the US, Africa, Latin America/ Caribbean, Eastern Europe, and Asia. www.aidshealth.org/archives/countries/za HOW TO FIND A GOOD DOCTOR Finding a doctor is serious business – whether you're looking for a primary care physician, a specialist, or a dentist – picking the one who's right for you is critical. Unfortunately, it's not as easy just doing a Google search. Instead, to find a good doctor, you'll have to do some legwork. Don't forget your family and friends are an amazing resource to finding a good doctor. Talk to your friends about whom they go to and hear if they will ultimately recommend their doctor. Of course any doctors who advertise with us will either be gay themselves, or sensitive to the fact that you are gay. Once you narrow down your choices, it's time to see which of those doctors will suit you personally. The doctor and patient relationship is just as important as their skill level, and it's smart and completely within your rights to set up an introductory phone call with any doctor you're considering. Does he or she sound like someone you could relate to? Remember, working with your doctor is an ongoing process. You want to look for a doctor who's going to fit your personality. The type of doctor best suited for you is entirely dependent on your own needs, but chances are you can figure out if you'll enjoy how a doctor works after a quick conversation.

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FIRST SAME-SEX COUPLE TO FATHER TRIPLETS IN SA Christo and Theo Menelaou from Gauteng has become the first gay couple to father biological triplets in South Africa. Rejected by adoption clinics, these proud daddies asked their neighbour to be the surrogate mother for their children, and she agreed to carry their precious cargo. The Menelaous provided seminal fluid to fertilise two eggs, each given the DNA of one of the fathers. During pregnancy one egg split causing doctors to advise the couple to terminate two eggs to protect the third, which they simply could not do. Even though birth came prematurely, all three babies survived: a boy with Christo’s DNA and two girls with Theo’s. A triumph for human rights, one of which is the basic right to be able to build a family. PINK LOERIE STARTS PREENING FEATHERS FOR 2018 The Pink Loerie Mardi Gras and Arts Festival is fluffing out its tail feathers as it returns to Knysna in 2018 with a new committee and an expanded program. In the wake of the Knysna fires (blamed by some on gay weddings, nogal!) the annual Pink Loerie Mardi Gras and Arts Festival has announced its return to Knysna in 2018. After recently making a generous donation to the town and its residents in the wake of the devastating fires, the people of the Pink Loerie will again host this long running event and continue its support of Knysna and all its people. The dates for 2018 have been moved to make it possible for more people to attend. From Thursday 24 May to Sunday 27 May, Knysna will once again take out its pink hats and feather boas to celebrate diversity. The legend holds that the Phoenix will rise from the ashes, but in Knysna’s case it might just be the Pink Loerie rising from the glitter, to bring you a bigger, better and more inclusive event next year. www.pinkloeriefoundation.com

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UNITED KINGDOM New BBC show will show the ‘beauty and diversity of the LGBT community in its full glory.’ BBC Three’s Queer Britain will cover religion, body image, homelessness, racism and porn, and ask what it means to be ‘queer’ in 2017. The show, presented by journalist and YouTube star Riyadh Khalaf – who has a Middle Eastern and Irish heritage – particularly aims to address concerns of Millennials (16 to 35-year-olds) in the LGBT community using Khalaf’s personal experiences as a gay man. Over the course of six episodes, Khalaf talks to everyone from LGBT people sleeping on the streets, those who have found safe haven in a religious family and gay men suffering from body dysmorphic disorder. Khalaf, who has more than 280 000 subscribers on YouTube, said he was “incredibly excited for Queer Britain to be released.” He added, “This is a raw representation of modern Queer life – the highs, the lows and the high heels!” GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL IN GERMANY Law-makers in Germany voted for same-sex marriage at the end of June and it has been approved, making Germany one among more than a dozen European nations to legalise such unions. The vote passed 393 to 226, with four abstentions. In opening the floor debate Thomas Opperman, the parliamentary leader of the Social Democrats, said, “If the Constitution guarantees one thing, it is that anyone in this country can live as they wish. If gay marriage is decided, then many will receive something, but nobody will have something taken away.” This after Chancellor Angela Merkel eased her conservative party’s opposition to gay marriage by allowing deputies to vote their conscience. “I hope that with today’s vote not only that mutual respect is there between the individual positions, but also that a piece of social peace and togetherness could be created,” Merkel, who argued against the motion, said. LEBANON Islamist threats failed to halt Beirut’s week-long LGBT Pride festival. Said to have been the first in the Arab world, more than 4 000 people attended parties, workshops, and conferences as part of the week-long event. Homosexuality is still against the law in Beirut, which is the capital city of Lebanon, although earlier this year a top judge conceded that homosexuality should not be illegal, in what was seen as a landmark decision that could push the country toward decriminalisation. The rainbow flag was flown outside eighteen bars in Mar Mikhael, a popular nightlife district in the capital. It was also flown outside the British and Dutch embassies in Beirut. The festival was successful despite terror threats from Islamist groups. The first event was cancelled due to safety concerns after The League of Muslim Scholars in Lebanon condemned the event on social media. Homosexuality is currently punishable in Lebanon by up to one year in prison.

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USA PWR BTTM member accused of sexual assault. One of the newest and most intriguing representatives of queer culture in the music industry, PWR BTTM, has had one of its members accused of sexual assault by a number of internet users. The day before the release of their second album Pageant in May 2017, stories started leaking on social media. It is said that Ben Hopkins initiated “inappropriate sexual contact with several people despite explicit ‘nos’ and without warning or consent.” There are several other allegations and this blow has impacted their band immensely as some stores won’t sell their music and several of the concerts on their tour got cancelled indefinitely. This New-York based queer punk band preaches social justice and the empowering teachings of a non-patriarchal society, which makes this scandal even harder on their reputation. Sexual misconduct is no stranger to stars of the music world, but if there has ever been a band that cannot separate the art from the artist, it is this one. INTERNATIONAL Belmond goes for IGLTA gay gold. Belmond is a global collection of exceptional hotel and luxury travel adventures that has been partnered with the IGLTA (The International Gay & Lesbian Travel Association) since 2014. They have recently elevated their partnership to Gold Level for 2017. This luxury brand impressively has a director of LGBT sales,

USA Chris Pratt’s favourite thing to do is flex his butt cheeks in the mirror. Going from chunky funnyman to buff heartthrob, Chris has added his name to the Hollywood eye-candy list. It seems we’re not the only ones impressed by his transformation. He is too! Fans will know that he’s been documenting his latest diet from the set of the upcoming Jurassic World sequel, and he dedicated a post to explaining his favourite thing about keeping fit. He wrote: “Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is. Cause no dimples. No rolls. Just cute ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!!!” Take it off, Chris. Take it all off… Tom Alderink, which serves to accentuate Belmond’s strong, ongoing commitment to diversity and inclusion. The company’s luxury travel portfolio includes hotels, trains, cruises, and safaris in some of the world’s most inspiring destinations. It may seem unnecessary to have to book holidays and trips via specifically gay-friendly providers, but some do still prefer the comfort of knowing they won’t run into any uncomfortable situations when asking for a king size bed instead of twins. Besides, without flaming up stereotypes, the attention to detail should automatically be better and specifically gay environments mean a lot of fun for those who like to indulge in the colourful side of gay culture! www.belmond.com/lgbt-travel

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JAPAN Japanese boyband kiss each other for the entirety of their new music video. Japanese boyband MeseMoa shocked their fans with their latest music video, which sees them kiss each other for its entire duration. The single Shadow Kiss sees them smooching in a dimly-lit church. The video has amassed over 330 000 views in the week following its premiere, and also scoring over 11 000 likes from fans on YouTube. Amongst the 36 kisses that take place, intimacy levels range from a peck on the lips to passionate making out. The boys of MeseMoa have been questioned about their sexuality throughout their career since they first launched in 2012, but they’ve been very coy about disclosing their sexual preferences, responding to one interviewer with a simple “I don’t know.” IRELAND Ireland has its first openly gay prime minister, Leo Varadkar, who also happens to be partly of Indian descent. Many would consider this a great triumph for this once deeply religious and conservative society. However, it is not all that progressive. Firstly, Ireland is a parliamentary democracy, which means that he was elected by the leading party and not by the people to replace former Prime Minister Edna Kennedy, who resigned. The party, Fine Gael, is a centreright party with a neoliberal economic agenda. They are by no means teeming with social progressiveness. Varadkar has said some pretty concerning things in the past. “Two men cannot have a child, two women cannot have a child. That is a fact , nobody can deny otherwise,” he said before his coming out in a radio interview in 2015. He went on to explain that a child’s right to have both a mother and a father is more important than the right of same-sex couples to have a family.

TAIWAN & THAILAND Movement on same-sex marriage in Asia. The highest court in Taiwan has ruled that Article 972 of the Civil Code, which states that a marriage is between a man and a woman, is unconstitutional. This will make Taiwan the first country in Asia to legalise gay marriage. However, there are fears about how parliament will play it out in rewriting the laws, but the LGBT community in Taiwan remains optimistic that there will be equal rights for same-sex couples in terms of marriage, adoption, and inheritance. Not long after this news, Thailand’s Ministry of Justice announced that they will start work on a bill to sort out LGBT rights in their country too. It may come as a shock to some that this has not happened ages ago with Thailand’s own vibrant queer community and history of transgender visibility, as well as great support from the international gay community in Thai tourism. What is most shocking is that in a recent survey of LGBT people working in Bangkok, over 50% stated that they had been refused jobs in the past, because of discrimination. A gay rights bill has been stalling since 2013, but after a petition from change.org collected over 60 000 signatures the ministry has agreed to try and finally get it into law.

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS USA Barry Manilow publicly comes out as gay, aged 73. The music legend has given his reasons for keeping his sexuality hidden for decades and has spoken about his forty-year romance with manager and husband Garry Kief. “I knew that this was it,” Manilow told People magazine about meeting Garry in 1978. “I was one of the lucky ones. I was pretty lonely before that.” The couple were married at their 53-acre Palm Springs estate in April 2014, and it was the following year that news of their marriage and his sexuality made headlines. He still remained silent regarding his private life, saying “I thought I would be disappointing them if they knew I was gay. So I never did anything.” “When they found out that Garry and I were together, they were so happy. The reaction was so beautiful – strangers commenting, ‘Great for you!’ I’m just so grateful for it.” INTERNATIONAL World OutGames cancelled just hours before start, sparking fraud investigation. The sporting event, which has been dubbed the “gay Olympics” was due to be hosted by the city of Miami. Thousands of participants and spectators had already arrived in the city in anticipation for the fourth annual event. However, organisers announced that nearly all 450 events had to be cancelled due to financial issues before the opening ceremonies began. In a statement the organisers said “It is with deep regret that due to financial burdens, World OutGames must cancel opening and closing ceremonies and sports programming.” The Miami Beach Police Department and Florida State Attorney’s Office have launched a joint fraud investigation into the games. The decision was met with widespread criticism and anger, especially from competing athletes who had paid a registration fee in advance.

USA Lube company Boy Butter’s newest advert refused airtime during RuPaul’s Drag Race for being ‘too gay.’ The ad was to be aired in Chicago, but was refused airtime and according to self-proclaimed ‘fighter of friction’ and Boy Butter founder, Eyal Feldman, it was banned because broadcaster, Comcast, didn’t think viewers could “handle the level of gayness in the ad starring sexy ginger, Seth Fornea.” “One of the best things about owning a personal lubricant company is the marketing, creating fun, tongue-in-cheek ads that push my products as well as my own gay point of view. If you take this case of blatant censorship in Chicago it smacks of nothing more than a sexist and homophobic double standard,” said Feldman. Daniel Robinson, director and producer of the Boy Butter commercial agrees, saying: “I think its Chicago’s loss and a clear representation of how shamed and stigmatized our sexuality is.” On his official blog, Feldman questions why suggestive adverts are socially acceptable if it’s a female but if it’s replaced with a gay man it’s inappropriate and banned. “A sexy busty woman being suggestive and showing a lot of skin is fine but if you just replace that woman with a gay man, it’s a much different story,” he wrote. 36

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LOTTO’S SHOCK DECISION: ANIMAL WELFARE EXCLUDED FROM FUNDING “Certain programmes that reside in the Charities Sector, including Animal Welfare Organisations, have been excluded from the current Open Call for Applications.” This was the message received by the National Council of SPCAs in a communication from Ms Chickey Mofet-Mubu, Senior Manager, Grants Operation Support of the National Lotteries Commission. The letter further stated that “The 2016 Charities Open Call for Applications will focus on strategic focus areas that are aligned with the National Development Plan (NDP) as well as government priorities.” Excluding animal welfare organisations is short-sighted and inexcusable and the manner of communicating this was blunt and unforeseen. Organisations spent a great deal of time and effort in submitting detailed applications for essential projects with budgets, business plans and worthy goals that would benefit communities. The NSPCA emphasises that there is no competition or conflict between helping people and helping animals. When Community Outreach projects are undertaken, they protect communities. Animals vaccinated against rabies pose no threat to human life. Cutting financial support to the NSPCA movement will adversely affect communities especially those in greatest need and will effectively work against the government’s stated priorities. www.nspca.co.za

PETS FOR SMALL SPACES Many of us live in small spaces and aren’t able to keep dogs or cats, so why not consider fishkeeping? Sure, you can’t cuddle them, but their bright colours and movement make them soothing to watch. Research has documented that the simple activity of watching a fish tank reduces stress and lowers blood pressure. It’s also mood-lifting and can aid in combating mild depression. The options are endless – you can choose between freshwater and marine. The latter can be expensive, but is endlessly rewarding. On the simple side, a single male Siamese fighter (Betta splendens) in a tank is always a joy. Contrary to popular belief, they do need a decent-sized tank and anything under ten litres is just cruel. Add some plants, a heater and air-stone and you’re good to go. Bettas or brightly-coloured shrimps are about as low-tech as it gets. Consider a planted freshwater tank focussing on the aquascape, not the livestock. The Japanese designer, Takashi Amano, was one of the luminaries in this field. Google his work – you’ll be astounded! Then there is marine fishkeeping. A whole different beast, but who has not been enthralled by brightly coloured reef fish? This is for the specialist hobbyist. Be sure to do a bit of research before you take the plunge.

TAIWAN BANS DOG AND CAT MEAT Taiwan has become the first country in Asia to outlaw both the sale and consumption of dog and cat meat. Under a new animal protection bill, anyone who sells, purchases or eats dead dogs or cats can be fined up to approximately R112 000 and anyone who intentionally harms or kills pet animals will face a maximum R900 000 and two years in jail. Offenders will be publicly named and shamed. The bill also bans the “walking” of dogs by attaching their leash to their owner’s scooter or car and forcing them to run alongside. Legislators pushed for a tightening of animal protection laws after a series of scandals shocked the public. Dog meat is not widely consumed in Asia. Although it remains a staple of some local cuisines, it is appearing less on menus as pet ownership rises across the region. Taiwan’s neighbour, Hong Kong, has banned the slaughter and sale of dogs and cats, but not specifically outlawed consumption. China also banned the sale of dog meat, but has yet to pass a draft animal protection law that would forbid its consumption. Every year animal rights activists fiercely protest China’s Yulin dog meat festival where about 10 000 dogs are killed and eaten.

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THE PHONE CAMERA TO REPLACE KEYBOARDS According to one of the Business Insider’s latest reports, the smartphone camera is quickly taking precedence over the keyboard when it comes to users creating and sharing content. This allows them to make predictions that the camera is set to replace the keyboard as the main interface on the smartphone. Chat apps are leading the charge in making these changes as consumers are already accustomed to sharing photos and videos on their apps, creating rich opportunity for brands to reach consumers using a far more engaging, rich and relatable medium than text. This evolution reflects changes in the way people use their devices and the ever-increasing reliance on visual material as the leading form of communication in the future. Report title: The Battle for the Smartphone Camera www.businessinsider.com/intelligence/

fabrics from high-end manufacturer Kvadrat (available in four colours), I cannot decide whether this device looks better, feels better or sounds better. If I could, I would ask it to marry me. But let’s get to the hardware. It possesses two 60 watt class D speakers for woofer, one 60 watt class D for full range, and two 30 watt class D for tweeter. There is also a fifth backward pointing speaker which allows for that full sound across the room no matter where it is placed. The grille design on the back is not only aesthetically pleasing, but optimised for sound dispersion. Optional placement accessories also include a wall bracket and/or floor stand. And, of course, its wireless connectivity and streaming features and services are endless. An absolute must-have for any young home builders or those in need of a change for something a bit more contemporary! R15 599 www.play.beo-sa.com

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A BEAST OF A ONE-POINT SPEAKER As we progress ever into decluttering our homes for the sake of style and creating relaxing, neat environments, advancements in technology strive to make this possible without losing the quality that bulky objects from the “bigger is better”-era offered. The Bang & Olufsen Beoplay A6 speaker is everything you can dream of in a speaker for your home, and I mean for your whole home. What makes it fantastic is that it isn’t very big (W536 x H298 x D144 mm) which makes it easy to carry around, especially with the grab handle in the back. A switch on the back also offers you three placement options that alter the output for optimal sound in the entire room no matter where you place it – wall, free-standing, or corner. With the intuitive touch interface there is no need to open your eyes or even pick up your phone to control the speaker, skip songs and conrol volume effortlesly. Clad in beautiful wool-bent

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TAKE PART IN THE TRANSFORMATION OF OUR WORLD Do you think a tree would one day be able to tell us its story? Where it was grown, how it got there, what purpose it serves in nature and elsewhere? Intriguing idea? Yes. Already happening? Also yes. A lot of people have a vague clue as to what the Internet of Things (IoT) is, but seeing as it is actively shaping the future, allow me to help you gain a clearer picture. To put it quite simply, IoT is where the internet and the physical world meet. Everything in our lives, from buildings, jobs, chairs, plants, cars, even we ourselves, basically everything on the planet earth will eventually be things in the Internet of Things, interconnected in an alien-like modern society driven and perfected by technology. Any given object needs to go through a few steps to make it to that point. First it needs a unique identity, then the ability to communicate, thirdly it needs sensors to be able to record any of

THIS WRISTBAND COMBATS STRESS Researchers from University of London have designed a wearable device that delivers heartbeat-like vibrations onto the inside of the wrist, which can then significantly reduce and regulate stress. As humans, we naturally respond to rhythm, and our heart rate can be altered by vibrations. For example, a song’s melody can alter your emotional state and bring your heart rate up or down. So capturing this knowledge into a wearable device, makes for a very neat health oriented gadget. During testing the use of the device, named doppel, proved to have a tangible and measurable calming effect across both physiological and psychological levels. Use it to stay calm under pressure, focus on the task ahead of you, and to keep going when you need to. It works with a companion app but once set you can leave your phone behind. Change to the slower rhythm by stroking the device or give it a short sharp tap to feel the faster beat kick in. The app stores your personal rhythms, each one linked to your own resting heart rate, and you can upload new pairs at any time. Pre-Order Price: £125.00 www.doppel.london

the necessary five senses, and lastly it may need to gain the ability to be controlled from anywhere in the world. I’m talking about something as simple as a park bench. It will be able to tell whether it is occupied, by whom, for how long, and even communicate with the person sitting on it. The prediction is that by 2032 every individual could be connected to up to 5 000 smart objects. It is a completely new way of interacting with the world and experiencing life. Many of us will live to see large parts of this vision become reality and the next generation will see being born and being connected as virtually the same happening. And as many Utopian possibilities as it offers, there are also risks of privacy and terrorism. The world needs the input and support of people from the human and social sciences, we need ordinary people to react and play their part in adding wisdom to the inevitable changes facing us, not only as a species, but a planet. The Internet of Things: Dr. John Barrett at TEDxCIT HOMINGPIN BRINGS BACK YOUR PROPERTY If you are a frequent traveller or you’re just prone to misplacing and losing your possessions, HomingPIN is offering a cheaper form of insurance. By simply purchasing tags from their website you are able to mark anything from luggage, electronic devices, wallets, and even your passport. It works on a finder system, which means that it relies on anybody finding your possessions to see the attached tag and report it on the HomingPIN website. When they do this they are required to supply the HomingPIN number as well as their contact details which are then sent directly to the owner’s mobile number. The owner can then contact the finder and work in conjunction with HomingPIN to return the object. This system is especially useful for frequent travellers. 1% of all bags carried by airlines are mislaid. If you lose something in an airport or with an airline, they provide the airline with information on where the bag is instantly when it is found. The tags are available in different formats for anything you wish to tag. Starter Set: £7.50. Standard: £15.00 www.homingpin.com

CAR NEWS TESLA MODEL 3 Tesla CEO Elon Musk has revealed images of its production Model 3, its first electric car for the masses. What is even more exciting, the new EV is headed for South Africa. Petrolheads all around South Africa went wild with excitement when Musk tweeted in 2016: “Adding several more countries to the Model 3 order page. Check for details but will include India, Brazil, SA, SK, New Zealand, Singapore & Ireland.” The Model 3 could arrive locally in 2018 or 2019. Pricing will start at $35 000 (R454 000), making it the cheapest Tesla yet. The vehicle has a range of 346 km and sprints from 0 – 100 km/h in six seconds. It comes with autopilot hardware, supercharging and has seating for five adults. www.tesla.com

TOYOTA STILL NUMBER ONE Toyota has retained its title as the world’s most valuable car brand in the annual BrandZ Top 100 Most Valuable Global Brands Study. This marks the ninth time that Toyota has topped the automotive category in the report’s twelve year history. Conducted by Millward Brown, the study lists values for the world's largest corporations by considering brand saliency, taking into account how brands resonate with buyers, and whether they offer the benefit of different and trendsetting products and features. In line with these motoring trends, Toyota launched the world's first hydrogen fuel cell vehicle, Mirai, which became commercially available in 2015, and in January 2017 showcased the Toyota Concept-i – an autonomous vehicle with powerful Artificial Intelligence aimed at enhancing driving safety and vehicle responsiveness. "Toyota's global dedication to innovation combined with its unwavering quality commitment resonates with our customers year-on-year," commented Kerry Roodt, General Manager Marketing Communications at Toyota South Africa. "We're honoured to be recognised as a corporation amongst the leading brands of the world." www.toyota.co.za

FORD 1,0-LITRE ECOBOOST WINS INTERNATIONAL ENGINE OF THE YEAR The engine has been voted 2017 International Engine of the Year “Best Engine Under 1,0-litre” for the sixth year in a row – meaning the compact and powerful three-cylinder petrol engine remains undefeated in its category since launch in 2012. Judges praised the engine’s combination of performance, fuel-efficiency and technology. The 1,0-litre EcoBoost has now won 10 International Engine of the Year awards including overall winner a record three times, and “Best Newcomer.” Offered with 100 PS, 125 PS and 140 PS, Ford’s 1,0-litre EcoBoost engine now powers one in five new Ford vehicles sold in Europe, including two in five Fiestas. The 1,0-litre EcoBoost engine featuring cylinder deactivation technology will from early 2018 deliver reduced running costs for customers by automatically stopping one of the engine’s cylinders when full capacity is not needed, such as when coasting or cruising with light demand on the engine. An example of the advanced engineering that enables Ford to deliver the power of choice to customers with fuel-efficient petrol, diesel and electrified powertrains, the technology can disengage or re-engage one cylinder in 14 milliseconds – 20 times faster than the blink of an eye – with no compromise in performance or refinement. www.ford.co.za

ISUZU MODEL RANGE EXPANDED WITH X-RIDER MODEL The X-Rider was originally introduced a year ago as a limited run of just over 700 units and touched a chord with South African bakkie fans selling out faster than you can say ‘hardcore.’ The Isuzu KB X-Rider returns as a permanent fixture in the line-up, offering enhanced value and stand out styling for customers. South African consumers can now choose from 19 KB derivatives in three body types, the newest addition to the range officially badged as the KB 250 X-Rider 4x2 Double Cab. The starting point is – as before – the high-output 2,5-litre power plant, which has done sterling service in the KB range. With 100kW and 320Nm, this common rail direct injection turbodiesel gives performance in keeping with the X-Rider’s sporty and recreational positioning. At R388 400, the newcomer represents a unique blend of versatility and comfort – plus a soupçon of stand-out-from-the-crowd attitude. Priced from R236 500 to R550 100. www.isuzu.co.za

IMPROVED YARIS: FEEL THE PULSE By Kevin du Plessis Toyota has adopted new styling that is set to add further impetus to the competitive small hatchback segment. After breaking cover at the Geneva Motor Show earlier this year the improved Toyota Yaris, badged as Pulse, is now available in SA. Its design changes gives it a more dynamic personality and refinement. The new model is presented with a new grade strategy that targets distinct qualities, from value for money to contemporary style and elegance. The European-styled hatch is perfect for making bold appearances at the coolest hangouts in South Africa. The focus for changes to Yaris Pulse’s interior has been to keep the ambience of the cabin feeling fresh and modern, introducing

WORLD PREMIERE OF THE ALL-NEW LEXUS LS 500h The world debut of the new Lexus LS 500h introduces breakthrough technology that transforms hybrid powertrain performance and driver appeal. The full hybrid version of the new Lexus flagship sedan, unveiled at the Geneva Motor Show, presents brave design, exhilarating performance and a sophisticated appeal to capture the imagination of forward-thinking customers. The LS 500h is equipped with the new Lexus Multi Stage Hybrid System, combining a 3,5-litre dual VVT-i (intelligent variable valve timing) V6 petrol engine with two electric motors, together delivering a total output of 264kW. The advanced hybrid system provides improved responsiveness and more rewarding, linear acceleration, while further improving the technology's inherent fuel and emissions efficiency. The unveiling of the new hybrid model follows the premiere appearance of the twin-turbo petrol V6-powered LS 500 at the 2017 North American International Auto Show in Detroit. Its highly efficient turbocharger, fast-combustion technology and 10-speed automatic transmission – a first for a luxury sedan – combine to produce V8-rivalling output of 310kW and a maximum 600Nm of torque, together with notable fuel efficiency. The LS 500h is a further manifestation of how Lexus has reimagined the luxury sedan. Conceived as the new global pinnacle of the Lexus brand, the LS goes beyond what the world expects from a luxury car. The new Lexus LS 500h is expected to arrive in South Africa in the first quarter of 2018. www.lexus.co.za new upholsteries, colours and trim details and upgrading the instrumentation and controls to ensure excellent ergonomics. Powertrain line-up includes a new 1,5-litre petrol engine, more powerful, yet cleaner and with a fuel economy improvement of up to 12%. Much better than Yaris’s previous 1,3-litre. The new engine offers more torque and power and is 0,8 seconds quicker from 0-100 km. Lastly, the 2017 Yaris 1,5 benefits from something called VVT-iE, with iE standing for ‘Intelligent System Electric motor.’ This allows the phase shift of the intake camshaft to be controlled electrically, whereas the exhaust’s camshaft is hydraulic. Prices range from R199 000 to R307 200. www.toyota.co.za 43

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HYUNDAI LAUNCHES THE ELANTRA SPORT By Kevin du Plessis The updated Elantra is an aesthetically pleasing and affordable sporty compact. It is available in a 94kW/154Nm 1,6-litre naturally aspirated motor linked to either a 6-speed manual or 6-speed automatic gearbox. With stylish changes to the headlamps, a more aggressive grille, air curtains, and smoothly contoured lines, it shows off confidence. The rear boasts with a high mount break light, LED rear combination lamps and a sports twin exhaust. You will also be surprised to find a load of impressive features standard on all four derivatives. A beautiful leather interior with a strong stitch pleases the eye. The steering wheel is multifunctional and has all of the gadgets you can expect in a sporty addition to the previous model, which won the Wesbank South African Car of the Year competition in 2012. It has rear park assist and an 8-inch infotainment system with a very responsive touch screen and excellent navigation. You can even link the screen to your mobile device. The cabin is quiet and safe with six airbags and a five star safety rating. It is the specificationadjusted value of this car that makes it worth considering. The four derivatives of the Elantra Sport are priced from R299 900 to R399 900 and includes a 5-year/150 000 km manufacturer’s warranty, roadside assistance, and a 5-year Service Plan. www.hyundai.co.za

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FIAT TIPO By Denise Latham The all new Fiat Tipo hatchback and its sedan sibling are available in SA following the highly successful European debut. Its success is based on good value for money, space, comfort, visibility and versatility. Besides the two body styles there are three trim levels, three engines (two petrol and one diesel) and three transmission types. I liked the load capacity and big boot with low sills and no steps, as well as the endless compartments (12 litres!) for storing personal objects. I wondered if I would ever find things. The safety aspect on this quite basic car is impressive. Standard is ESC (electronic stability control) – an effective but noninvasive driving aid that helps you steer when the road is wet or slippery. It even has a full size spare wheel! There are eight models ranging in price from R229 900 to R294 900. Emissions range between 117g/km and 146g/km of CO². All models come with a standard 3-year/100 000 km Warranty and Service Plan. www.fiat.co.za BMW GROUP SA INVESTS R400M IN LOCAL OPERATIONS BMW Group South Africa will be investing R400m into a new Regional Distribution Centre and the expansion of its Midrand Headquarters over the next two years. The company has had a presence in South Africa for 44 years, contributing to the upliftment of the country and its people. The R400m investment is in addition to the R6bn injection announced in 2015, preparing the company’s Rosslyn Plant to build the next generation BMW X3. The investment project will be multi-phased, starting with the construction of the new Regional Distribution Centre in March 2017.Relocation of parts warehousing to this new site in 2018 opens space on the Midrand campus to build a state-ofthe-art dealer training centre. In keeping with the BMW Group’s strategic focus on technology and digitalisation, the Midrand Campus will also house the SAP Shared Services Centre and IT Operations. BMW Group South Africa was selected from the 140 countries in the BMW Group network. www.bmw.co.za

NEW RANGE ROVER VELAR UNVEILED AT THE DESIGN MUSEUM, LONDON The fourth member of the Range Rover family was unveiled in spectacular style to a capacity audience at the Design Museum, London, who also enjoyed a Velar photographic exhibition by world renowned photographer Gary Bryan. The images are now being showcased on the brand’s Instagram channel: @landroversa. The Velar launched with a suite of consumer technologies, working together to create a built-in technology butler. At its heart is an all-new, cutting-edge infotainment system called Touch Pro Duo. Dubbed ‘Blade’ by development engineers, due to its slender profile and clean surfaces, the innovation makes the in-car technology experience clearer, quicker and more enjoyable, enhancing every journey. Velar is the first ever vehicle to be launched and displayed at the new Design Museum, after moving from its original Shad Thames location. The new model was simultaneously shown for one night only in a pop-up display on Kensington High Street, West London, alongside the Range Rover Evoque, Range Rover Sport and Range Rover. The all-new Velar fills the space in the Range Rover family between the Range Rover Evoque and Range Rover Sport. www.landrover.co.za

PORSCHE’S LIMITED EDITION 911 By Kevin du Plessis With only 500 units produced worldwide, the new Porsche 911 Turbo S Exclusive Series is the most powerful and distinctive 911 Turbo S to date. The coupé provides 446kW, and in addition to the power increase it is distinguished from the standard 911 by its unique design and luxurious details. The car is intricately finished by hand in Germany and for the first time ever, Porsche customers have the matching chronograph watch from Porsche Design configured in the same design as their sports car. After more than thirty years of Porsche customers being able to customise their vehicles, Porsche Exclusive has now been rebranded into “Porsche Exclusive Manufaktur.” Specialising in bespoke Porsche modifications, this in-house workshop offers a range of services, including advising customers, developing special equipment options for each model range and producing limited model series. The basic retail price for the new 911 Turbo S Exclusive Series with a 3-year Drive Plan starts at R4 072 000. Price information for the optional accessories will be available at the nearest Porsche Centre. www.porsche.com

SUZUKI SA INTRODUCES IGNIS A breath of fresh air to the local small car market, the Ignis is an agile and innovative little crossover. It was first shown in 2015 at the Paris Motor Show and has received several accolades including being voted runner-up for the World Urban Car Award earlier this year. What makes it great is that it offers cost-saving efficiency, high comfort and safety levels, as well as value for money. Powered by the well-known 1,2-litre four-cylinder engine, the Ignis benefits from a lightweight 850kg kerb mass to achieve sprightly performance, together with impressive fuel economy. A generous 180mm ground clearance makes it clear that it doesn’t mind a little bit of roughness. Its shape and form makes it highly manoeuvrable both on and off road, while also offering enhanced visibility through elevated seating. A surprisingly spacious interior with ample luggage space includes electric windows, remote central locking, air conditioning, electric power steering, and an MP3-compatible CD sound system with USB port. Comprehensive safety features include Suzuki’s Total Effective Control Technology, which helps absorb impact upon collision, ABS anti-lock brakes, immobiliser and alarm system. Some funky colours and a pair of two-tone colour combinations feature across three models, spanning two specification levels, and two transmission choices. Pricing starts from R169 900. www.suzukiauto.co.za

ROAD TESTS By Michelle York Mercedes-Benz CLA 200d

ercedes-Benz have subtly homed the distinctive looks of the CLA with diamond radiator grills, new front bumper, optional rear bumper trim, and tailpipe trim which can now be wrapped in an additional colour option, Cavansite, a blue metallic body paint. Many other features are optional and it’s a long list including a choice of five rims, high performance LED headlights, a range of seat covers, hands free boot access, and much more. The CLA had already previously included the latest generation of assistance and safety systems – Active Brake Assist, transmission mode selection function, and fun features like a choice of twelve

Mini Countryman S

f you loved Minis a decade or more ago and had a family, you had to forgo your favourite vehicle in favour of something a little more spacious and practical. As the brand has grown, so have their vehicles and the second-generation Countryman is a grown-up version of a fun-sized car. The five-seater now features reclining and sliding rear seats and the bigger boot can carry up to 450 litres, but you can also fold the seats down in a 40:20:40 fashion to increase capacity. Thankfully the fun factor has been retained. The new Mini Countryman receives the same engines found in the hatchback Cooper and Clubman (the Mini Countryman is based on the same front-wheel-drive platform that underpins the BMW X1).

I loved driving the Cooper S eight-speed Steptronic automatic, which has the superior 2,0-litre four-cylinder turbo petrol pushing out 141kW and 280Nm. Zipping through traffic, chewing up the open road or handling the more challenging road surfaces we have to endure – this is one vehicle I adored. We’ve become used to this Mini on steroids on the road and we aren’t taken aback by the size. What tickled me is the unmistakably hip interior. Seating is extremely comfortable and, thankfully, the hallmark switches and knobs have maintained their very unique character. The central instrument panel’s LED ring amused me immensely, and I could even match it to my outfit! The other toys made time sitting in traffic fly by, because there is just so much to play with. There is almost nothing not to like, this car is playing in the big league and, come on, why be boring for practicality? Be cool in a car that is iconic in every possible way. Engine Turbocharged 4-Cylinder Inline Transverse 1998 cc Power 141 kW @ 5000 rpm Torque 300 Nm @ 1250 rpm Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 7,4 seconds Top Speed 225 km/h Overall Fuel Consumption 6,9 lt/100 km Load Capacity 450 lt Turning Circle 11,0 m Ground Clearance 165 mm Weight 1505 kg Price R530 306 5-year/100 000 km Maintenance Plan CO2 Emissions 149g/km

colour mood ambient lighting system. Change between them quickly enough with loud music and you could have a little dance party. The cabin, besides the new seat covers already mentioned, has new trim elements, dials and red needles in the instrument cluster, as well as chromeplated controls. The highlight is the slimmer freestanding 20,3cm media display. I won’t lie, I find the gear selector on a steering wheel stalk a massive adjustment. Test driving cars means you spend half your time turning on the windscreen wipers instead of turning on the indicators, I kept expecting to accidentally be putting the car in neutral on the highway in rush hour traffic! So, what’s so exciting about a bunch of new little ‘tweaks’ to an existing vehicle? The Mercedes-Benz CLA 200d is. This derivative is a brand-new addition to the CLA line-up, which is fantastic news to South African diesel enthusiasts. This is not exactly a speed demon, but it gets you from A to B in comfort and a notch above some competitors. It’s an attractive vehicle with upmarket features – it is a Mercedes-Benz after all.

Engine Turbocharged 4-Cylinder Inline Diesel 2143 cc Power 100 kW @ 3200-4000 rpm Torque 300 Nm @ 1400-3000 rpm Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 9,5 seconds Top Speed 220 km/h Overall Fuel Consumption 5,7 lt/100 km Load Capacity 470 lt Turning Circle 11,0 m Ground Clearance 94 mm Weight 1525 kg Price R519 900 6-year/100 000 km Maintenance Plan CO2 Emissions 114 g/km

he Outlander recently scooped the award for the best budget-friendly 7- and 8-seater passenger vehicle by Kelley Blue Book (www.KBB.com) and Mitsubishi claims that the Outlander is one of SA’s favourite luxury lifestyle vehicles. This popular crossover has undergone a major makeover making it a little fresher and more stylish than before. It doesn’t matter how to slice it, this is a vehicle built for practicality so it’s never going to be sexy. Let’s look at what makes the Outlander so great. For starters it’s a land ship measuring 4695mm in length, longer than most of its competitors. The seven seats are distributed across three rows with more folding options than a Rubik’s Cube for an impressive amount of space. Annoying passengers can be amused by a nine-inch roof-mounted DVD player paired with either the Rockford Fosgate sound system or cordless infrared headsets. Once you have the passengers entertained you can take time to appreciate the glass sunroof, automatic lights and windshield wipers, dual-zone climate control, touch screen display and all the other upmarket features. Whether you are cruising long distances or tackling traffic, the 2,4-litre, 16-valve DOHC MIVEC engine does the job, although I did find the CVT gearbox a little sluggish in certain situations. I think I often don’t appreciate these vehicles, as I am single with no children and seldom have oodles of stuff to transport. The timing of this test drive, however, was perfect as I had hundreds of bottles of water along with equipment and people to ferry. For the price with standard equipment it’s not a bad deal at all, but I wouldn’t want to tow anything heavy with it.

Mitsubishi Outlander 2,4 GLS

Engine Turbocharged 4-Cylinder Inline Diesel 2359 cc Power 123 kW @ 6000 rpm Torque 222 Nm @ 4100 rpm Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 11,0 seconds Top Speed 190 km/h Overall Fuel Consumption 8,9 lt/100 km Load Capacity 477-1608 lt Turning Circle 10,6 m Ground Clearance 190 mm Weight 2210 kg Price R549 900 5-year/90 000 km Service Plan CO2 Emissions 192 g/km

ROAD TESTS By Rubin van Niekerk BMW M240i Convertible

ust launched, the M240i convertible with its unique rearwheel drive in this segment provides stunning performance with razor sharp handling. Roof down, wind in the hair, it’s about as much fun as you could possibly have on four wheels. A long bonnet with short overhangs, a long wheelbase and a wide track is classically BMW convertible. At speeds of up to 50km/h the sturdy roof can be dropped and enjoyed with little wind turbulence while indulging in the freedom of topless driving. Additional insulation offers excellent acoustic comfort when the roof is up. Standard new bi-LED headlights have the characteristic “eyebrow” design and are highly effective at night. A completely redesigned instrument panel is more driver focussed and far fewer joins also gives a more clean-cut appearance in the roomy interior. Our test unit had divine red leather that made us feel like celebrities whenever we stopped. A real boy toy for sure and seven different types of leather designs leave lots of scope for your imagination. One of my favourite engines is BMW’s 3,0-litre 6-cylinder, whether it’s the old one that you find in a Z3 or the new turbocharged version. The M240i has a turbocharged straight-

VW Amarok DC 3,0 TDI V6 4 Motion AT Highline

t launch in 2010 when no 3,0-litre was available, the bakkie brigade grumbled. Finally a pricey 3,0-litre diesel, flagship Amarok king bowed to an appreciative audience with a refreshed external look, a new interior and the latest incar infotainment systems. Being the only diesel six-cylinder in this segment offers a massive drawing card. An impressive 165kW and 550Nm places it at the top of the charts and the 8-speed auto gearbox works like a charm. I doubt if this status quo will persist as there has to be too many advantages in challenging this V6 diesel debate.

six that produces 250kW with smooth instantaneous power from idling speed. So much power, yet the car remains firm on its feet even at full blast. Delightful! A standard eightspeed Steptronic Sport Transmission allows sportier drivers to play with the gear paddles next to the steering wheel. You can also order the M240i and the 220d Coupé with BMW xDrive all-wheel drive. Having lived with xDrive for seven years I’m a total convert, as the handling benefits and safety outweighs the slight fuel consumption penalty. It optimises power transfer during acceleration and while cornering, especially in wet or icy conditions. Highly sophisticated suspension technology, 50:50 weight distribution, a low centre of gravity and a wide track combine into a dynamic symphony of sound. It takes a little while to The flighty Amarok is quick on its feet and zips to 100km/h in only 8 seconds, belying its sheer bulk. Being the most powerful diesel bakkie it attracts the limelight and an over boost function can raise the output to 180kW and 580Nm for 10 seconds! Performance figures and stopping times are impressive and set a tough challenge for its competitors. A comprehensive list of standard features includes four airbags, Electronic Stabilisation programme and Volkswagen’s award winning Automatic Post Collision Braking system that reduces the chance of a secondary accident in the event of a collision. A newly developed VGT turbocharger with a flowoptimised turbine increases engine efficiency and a long legged transmission reduces engine speed and fuel consumption. An electronic differential lock activates when braking and stops the wheels spinning on one side, ensuring that power is always delivered to the wheel with the best traction. This all-terrain vehicle thrives on any challenge at the press of the all-wheel drive button. Pricing is steep, though. Engine Turbocharged 6-Cylinder V6 Diesel 2970 cc Power 165 kW @ 3000-4500 rpm Torque 550 Nm @ 1400-1750 rpm Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 8,0 seconds Top Speed 193 km/h Overall Fuel Consumption 10,9 lt/100 km Load Capacity 2,52 m² Turning Circle 12,95 m Ground Clearance 237 mm Weight 2053 kg Price R665 700 5-year/90 000 km Service Plan CO2 Emissions 236 g/km

get used to the ultra-precise electromechanical steering and the host of safety features with the latest-generation iDrive control technology. Navigation has been simplified by allowing handwritten addresses via the iDrive Touch Controller’s touchpad. Alternatively voice control works well. A built-in SIM card in the 2 Series provides optimum connectivity and access to BMW services without having to rely on the driver’s smartphone. A concierge service helps you to find and book hotels or restaurants by sending you all the relevant information, contact numbers and route information via the navigation system. Online entertainment provides the choice of millions of music tracks and audio books while Real Time Traffic Information finds a smart way around traffic jams. Accidents and heavy rain detected by other BMW’s is shared to warn you. All the space age technology used in the 2 Series requires several pages to highlight all the brilliant features that synchronise with smart phones to simplify your life in unimaginable ways. An M car is much more than just a badge as everything works together precisely to optimise performance, braking, handling and lightning fast evasive manoeuvres.

idlife models seldom feature unless we think they offer exceptional value and the Botox really worked. This little hatchback appeals to a broad range of buyers and certainly appealed to me. Alan was creating a stand for Decorex and needed to carry some 2,5 metre poles, which surprisingly fitted better into the i10 than onto the Amarok! Truth can be stranger than fiction. Launched in 2014, the i10 has graced many garages, not only as a runabout, but also as a solid commuter with ample head room for those over 1,9m. It is quite amusing to see the faces of big guys when they step into this cute little hatchback and discover its Houdini like ability to fit so much. It is almost like an optical illusion worthy of a medal. Typically Hyundai, this grand little car has no rattles or squeaks and makes a great purchase. An interior yields 1202 litres of loading space with folded rear seats, while craftsmanship and high levels of specification matches higher market segments. Designed in Russelsheim Germany, the Grand i10 received the coveted Red Dot Award for its aesthetics, innovation and novel ideas. At 3765mm in length and 1660mm in width, the Grand i10 is one of the biggest in its segment. Many standard features include a CD player, which is something many manufacturers fail to appreciate. The small 1,25-litre Kappa engine incorporates a range of advanced technical features that improves power, smoothness and driveability. Of the many outstanding mechanical features, I think the maintenance free long life timing chain deserves a mention. Not too surprising therefore that Hyundais have great warranties and longevity, so low running costs are a given. Firm underpinning yields low noise levels, which are recorded as low as 38 decibels at idle and 65 decibels at highway speeds.

Engine Turbocharged 6-Cylinder Inline Transverse 2998 cc Power 250 kW @ 5500 rpm Torque 500 Nm @ 1520-4500 rpm Acceleration 0-100 km/h in 4,9 seconds Top Speed 250 km/h Overall Fuel Consumption 8,9 lt/100 km Load Capacity 280-335 lt Turning Circle 10,9 m Ground Clearance 130 mm Weight 1595 kg Price R736 000 5-year/100 000 km Maintenance Plan CO2 Emissions 179 g/km

Hyundai Grand i10 1,25 Fluid Manual

Engine Power Torque Acceleration Top Speed Overall Fuel Consumption Load Capacity Turning Circle Ground Clearance Weight Price Optional Service Plan CO2 Emissions

4-Cylinder Inline 1248 cc 64 kW @ 6000 rpm 120 Nm @ 4000 rpm 0-100 km/h in 12,2 seconds 168 km/h 6,8 lt/100 km 256-1202 lt 9,76 m 167 mm 1051 kg R202 900 133 g/km

FASHION

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Ok, so we refashioned the biggest trend and most revisited decade in fashion to go with your 2017 wardrobe. Feel free to copy/paste, or be far out and put your own modern twist to it. Can you dig It? Yes you can! How to pull off this trend: Shop for items that resemble the seventies but make sure that it doesn't take away from your features and colour tones. Go thrift shopping: one man’s trash is another man’s groovy treasure. Also, and I know this is hard my darling, dream on and leave them bell-bottoms for now – I promise they will make a comeback real soon.

OTHER TRENDS FOR SPRING/SUMMER THAT ARE RIGHT ON: • Monochrome prints • Powder blue • Pajama day wear (yes, still) • (Again) Statement bomber jacket • Cartoon prints • Everything white (non-racial) • Bandannas So, whether it’s disco or hippie, big perms or messy locks. BE FREE! You could even go for frocks. Catch you on the flip side. Peace!

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Paisley Shirt - Top Shop R759 Daddy Denim Shorts - Top Shop - R380 Sport Socks - Top Shop - R79 White Sneakers - H&M - R429 Powder Blue Jacket - Top Shop - R999

Striped Pyjama Day Wear Shirt - Top Shop - R439 Grey Sweat Pants - Top Shop - R699 Tanned Leather Jacket - Thrifted Peace Sign Necklace - Stylist's Own Renegade Slops - Renegade Footwear - R300

Zipped Polo Shirt - Top Shop - R459 Black Leather Belt - InJuly - R350 Washed Cropped Jeans - Top Shop - R849 Geometric Backpack - InJuly - R1600

Black & White Spotted Shirt - Top Shop - R749 Black Tapered Pants - H&M - R629 Silver Necklace - Top Shop - R220

Grey Tapered Pants - Top Shop - R849 Crimson Red T-Shirt - Top Shop - R300 Floral Blouse - Thrifted

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DÉCOR HOT LOCAL DESIGN ROUNDUP

The Totem light by Mema Designs started as an experimental concept but is now adding intrigue and drama to spaces across the country. www.memadesigns.co.za

South African design continues to sizzle. It’s impact right here at home and around the globe is undeniable. Jean-Pierre de la Chaumette uncovers the very latest designs by some of the country’s most in-demand talent.

David Krynauw’s been rocking the local furniture design scene for a while but his designs just get better and better. His latest Wiegstoel will have you rocking around the clock. www.davidkrynauw.com

Durban based Douglas & Douglas is known for their innovative interiors. Their furniture collection similarly offers a pioneering range of pieces including their new Carter Drinks Cabinet incorporating an exotic mix of materials. www.douglasanddouglas.co.za

Haldane Martin has long been at the forefront of local design. His new SimPLY range of chairs recently unveiled at Design Joburg, offer generous proportions in an array of colours. www.haldanemartin.co.za

For the lovers (not the haters), the Thulani Loveseat by Mpho Vackier of The Urbanative, embraces modernist geometric shapes with a touch of Ndebele. www.theurbanative.com

CREAMY AND DREAMY CREMA has long been SA’s portal to some of the globe’s most covetable décor brands. Opening their doors to envious Joburgers, CREMA recently expanded their footprint by launching their Parkhurst showroom. Their explosion into Gauteng quickly led to a further expansion with more showroom space acquired to include an outdoor section for their alfresco furniture pieces from design superstars such as Moooi and HAY. The decidedly modern offering of CREMA recently added Danish furniture and homeware brand &Tradition who are known for their stable of iconic designer pieces set to become heirlooms of the future. www.cremadesign.co.za

BREAKING NEW GROUND The African continent continues to inspire design the world over. It comes as no surprise then that Hertex has once again teamed up with local interior wunderkind Donald Nxumalo for their second fabric collection. Terra Nova was inspired by the colours, textures and patterns of this young designers travels in Africa. More specifically, Donald found inspiration in late Malian photographer Malick Sedibe, who managed to capture the energy of this post-French colonial country. The combination, and often clash of both pattern and texture has certainly led to another groundbreaking fabric collection. www.hertex.co.za 53

DVD REVIEWS by LEON VAN NIEROP All DVDs available from www.amazon.com

TAEKWONDO With Gabriel Epstein and Martin Farina. Directed by Marco Berger end Martin Farina. A lot of ripped, often naked guys sitting around talking about nothing. Many readers might not have a problem watching that, and that is what happens in this film, except that there is barely a narrative structure. It is merely orgasms for the eyes. Coming from the same stable as Hawaii and Plan B, this low (low!) budget film is about cute Fernando inviting six-pack cute Germán over to his house which he shares with several, (you’ve guessed it!) cute other hunks might have fallen easy on the eye if there was only a flimsy strand of a meaningful story. You may have a visual feast, but nothing more substantial. BEING 17 (Quand on a 17 ans) With Kacey Mottet Klein and Corenta Fila. Directed by André Téchiné. Readers who are used to those six-pack-flashing glimpses of nudity cock-teasing American gay stories will get a pleasant surprise with this slower, more in-depth and intense exploration of gay identity. It concerns two highly aggressive seventeen-year-olds in France who are forced to live together. They then have to confront their own sexuality as they struggle through the death of a loved one, realising that adoption also means never having a real identity as both always feel unloved. The true star of this film is Sandrine Kiberlain as one of the boys’ bereaved mother. The film develops over the four seasons of the year symbolising the budding relationship between the boys. Recommended. THE PASS With Russell Tovey and Arinze Kene. Directed by Ben A Williams. A member of a theatre production made history last year by passing out when Russell Tovey took off his shirt on stage. He may suffer more severe damage in The Pass in which Tovey wears nothing more than skimpy underpants in the first act. He plays the part of a closeted gay football player who makes a pass at a gay team mate in a hotel room in Romania. The play centers round Tovey’s character’s struggle with his sexuality. Based on a stage play, this film tends to become an exhausting battle of words and issues repeated ad infinitum long after a point has been made. The film might only find its audience because of the frequent nudity and strong, brutal sexuality of its two male stars. Average. PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW With Sean Maher and Mark Cirillo. Directed by J.C. Falcón. Those of you who know Sean Maher as the hunky dude from Firefly will see him in certain positions of a sexual nature that you may not have expected. This is quite a charming, sophisticated tale of a gay man who has sex with his best pal’s girlfriend and gets her pregnant. The man is still searching for Mr. Right though, and starts a friendship with an on-line sex addict, but there is a twist in the computer cable, especially after the birth of his baby daughter. A great melancholy score, good acting and a story that is reasonably entertaining and convincing contribute to the success of this film that celebrates being gay, but taking responsibility for your actions. Refreshing and recommended. LOEV Starring Shiv Pandit and Dhruv Ganesh. Directed by Sudhanshu Saria. An Indian music producer decides to leave his unreliable boyfriend and falls in love with a Wall Street businessman. The entire film is about the two men trying to sort out their mutual feelings in endless quarrels. It is long-winded and painstaking with endless scenes of the two men driving in a car or having never-ending conversations that lead nowhere. The prettier the poster in some cases, especially in queer cinema, the less thrilling and convincing the film. Be careful! 54

MUSIC REVIEWS by JACQUES BOTHA

HARRY STYLES (SONY) I have never been much of a fan of One Direction, but the first time when I heard lead single Sign of The Times, it just took my breath away. Despite the cinematic elements to the production, the orchestration gives glimpses of Prince’s Purple Rain. The album is quite compact at only ten tracks, but each one of these pack a punch. The slower tracks showcase his vocal abilities better, but the more up-tempo ones provide a necessary balance. There are elements that hint at Bowie and Elton John, but as a whole the album really portrays the unashamed Styles doing what he is doing best…being truthful to music as art and not to the mainstream demand. ROCCO DE VILLIERS – BEAUTIFUL HYMNS 2 (UNIVERSAL) Rocco had such a success with his first album of beautiful hymns that it just made sense to do a second one. Now just hearing the words hymns often gives me flashbacks of some of the musically depressing stuff we used to sing in our local Afrikaans church, but this collection is nothing like that. Included are classics such as Kumbaya, Mary’s Boy Child and Hallelujah. It is really through some of the classics such as Edith Piaff’s Hymne a L’amour, You’ll Never Walk Alone and Pie Jesu that Rocco shines in his craft. A great laidback album for dinner parties or just relaxing Sunday afternoons. TEXAS – JUMP ON BOARD (WARNER) Sharleen Spiteri and her band Texas have always known just how to tick the boxes for a good pop rock song. From their first hit I Don’t Want A Lover to their later Summer Son, they always managed to remain popular and radio-ready. The first single, Let’s Work It Out, with its dance beat is a great teaser for the rest of the album. Texas has always oscillated well between light and dark on their albums, but this one is definitely one of the light-hearted and fun ones. Although it might not have the catchy choruses of some of their previous hits, it is really in the simplicity of some of the songs that the great power lies. PERFUME GENIUS – NO SHAPE (JUST MUSIC) Perfume Genius is really just one guy: Mike Hadreas. He is openly gay and his music explores sexuality, abuse, gay society, but also his struggle with Crohn’s disease. With this being his fourth album, it is clear that he is getting better at what he does. The album has an atmospheric feel, even though it is shockingly minimalistic at stages. Mike’s music has never been easy listening, but for the ardent listener a rewarding experience lies in store, especially with the new album. The production and orchestration are much more upbeat at stages compared to previous work, but lyrically the envelope is always pushed, forcing the listener out of their comfort zone, but still creating a feeling of euphoria. LINKIN PARK – ONE MORE NIGHT (WARNER) I have never been able to listen to a whole Linkin Park album. There have been moments of sheer brilliance in the past, but as a package they have just been too heavy for my liking… that is until now! The new album is a complete spin off to what they have done before. Stylistically it is much more diverse and musically it is much more toned down with no raucous guitars. Instead the guitars are much more layered and organically woven into the music. The first single, Heavy, is a duet with Kiiara and sets the mood. Other guest vocals include Julia Michaels (Issues), Stormzy and many more. This is definitely one of my favourites at the moment. LADY ANTEBELLUM – HEART BREAK (UNIVERSAL) If one mentions the band’s name, the first thing people often remember is the huge hit they had with Need You Now from their second album. They have since released five albums, but with their seventh album they see the album serving as a “spiritual follow-up” to Need You Now. Musically the album is still good crossover country, but there is a great relaxed and airy feel to the music. The title of the album does not refer to being let down in love but rather to give your heart an actual break and just enjoy life and what it gives you. The harmonies are smooth and their voices snuggle in naturally together, especially on the amazing ballad Hurt.

BOOK REVIEWS

THE THIRD REEL | S.J. Naude | Umuzi | 9781415207727 | R265 Twenty-two-year-old Etienne is studying film in London, having fled conscription in his native South Africa. It is 1986, the time of Thatcher, anti-apartheid campaigns and Aids, but also of postmodern art, post-punk rock, and Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Adrift in a city cast in shadow, he falls in love with a German artist while living in derelict artists’ communes. When Etienne finds the first of three reels of a German film from the 1930s, he begins searching for the missing reels, a project that turns into an obsession when his lover disappears in Berlin. While navigating this city divided by the Wall, Etienne gradually pieces together the history of a small group of Jewish film makers in Nazi Germany. It is a desperate quest amid complications that pull him back to the present and to South Africa. However, his search for the missing film continues. Ambitious and cosmopolitan, the material of SJ Naude’s The Third Reel is as disparate as the cities in which the book is set. Architecture, cinematography, sex, music, illness, loss and love all collide in this exquisitely wrought, deeply affecting novel. TURNING POINT – South Africa At A Crossroads | Theuns Eloff | Tafelberg | 9780624080343 | R265 Living in South Africa isn’t easy – with crime, unemployment, poverty, racism, state capture, unrest at our universities… Tempers flare. People take their anger to the streets. As a country we are at a crossroads and the future is uncertain. How do we make sense of what is happening around us, and how can we help build the society we would like? Theuns Eloff’s fresh, fact-based analysis tells us how South Africa really works – and how we can all pitch in to make it better. KAMIKAZE | Rudie van Rensburg | Queillerie | 9780795801303 | R260 Kassie Kasselman is kriewelrig. Sy lewe lank poeliesman gewees, maar wragtag, wat hy nóú alles in die media oor sy geliefde SAPD lees. En met sy eie oë sién ook, in kolonel Daniels se kantoor by die Nuweland-stasie. Kassie het juis ’n ander werksaanbod gehad… En dan moet dit natuurlik só kom dat hy in die middel van sy loopbaankrisis teen die grieseligste moordenaar nóg te staan kom. Die Pion se moordloopbaan het tentakels wat terugstrek na die Apartheidsera, met moderner euwels soos die Afrika-handel in vervalste medikasie wat ook Kassie se aandag verg. Slim skuiwe, dis wat Kassie moet maak, en gou ook… THE REFUGEES | Viet Thanh Nguyen | Corsair | 9781472152558 | R295 Viet Thanh Nguyen gives voice to lives led between two worlds, the adopted homeland and the country of birth. From a young Vietnamese refugee who suffers profound culture shock when he comes to live with two gay men in San Francisco, to a woman whose husband is suffering from dementia and starts to confuse her for a former lover, to a girl living in Ho Chi Minh City whose older half-sister comes back from America having seemingly accomplished everything she never will, the stories are a captivating testament to the dreams and hardships of immigration. FIND ME | J.S. Monroe | Head of Zeus | 9781784978068 | R303 Five years ago, Rosa walked to the pier in the dead of night, looked into the swirling water, and jumped. She was a brilliant young Cambridge student who had just lost her father. Her death was tragic, but not unexpected. Was that what really happened? The coroner says it was suicide. But Rosa’s boyfriend Jar can’t let go. He sees Rosa everywhere – a face on the train, a figure on the cliff. He is obsessed with proving that she is still alive and then gets an email. ‘Find me, Jar. Find me, before they do...’ I’LL GIVE YOU THE SUN | Jandy Nelson | Walker Books | 9781406326499 | R189 From the acclaimed author of The Sky Is Every-where, a radiant novel that will leave you laughing and crying all at once. Jude and her twin Noah were incredibly close until a tragedy drove them apart, and now they are barely speaking. Then Jude meets a cocky, broken, beautiful boy as well as a captivating new mentor, both of whom may just need her as much as she needs them. What the twins don’t realise is that each of them has only half the story and if they can just find their way back to one another, they have a chance to remake their world.

SAPIENS – A Brief History of Humankind | Yuval Noah Harari | Vintage | 9780099590088 | R230 Planet Earth is 4.5 billion years old. In just a fraction of that time, one species among countless others has conquered it. Us. We are the most advanced and most destructive animals ever to have lived. What makes us brilliant? What makes us deadly? What makes us Sapiens? This bold and provocative book explores who we are, how we got here and where we’re going. Sapiens is a thrilling account of humankind’s extraordinary history – from the Stone Age to the Silicon Age – and our journey from insignificant apes to rulers of the world. DEAD ZONE – Where The Wild Things Were | Philip Lymbery | Bloomsbury | 9781408868263 | R307 Dead Zone takes the reader on a journey around the world, travelling from the rainforests of the Amazon to the Midwest plains of America; the palm plantations of Sumatra to the volcanic diversity of Galapagos; the grasslands of England to the Malaysian jungle. In a global safari focussing on some of the world’s most endangered species, it exposes a little known but key factor in their demise: the cheap meat on supermarket shelves. This sequel to Farmageddon lays bare the myths that prop up factory farming and shows what we can do to save the planet with healthy food. JUMP ON THE BANT WAGON | Nick Charlie Key | Human & Rousseau | 9780798171854 | R265 Jump on the Bant Wagon and enjoy delicious low-carb high-fat homemade meals! In this book you will find easy, healthy and budget-friendly recipes for breakfast, lunch and dinner – with special dishes for the colder winter months, when spring is in the air again and for those Saturdays when the cook is off duty. And to top it all off: decadent puddings without the sugar rush. Join fellow Banters on www.thebantwagon.com for further helpful Banting tips and enjoy a healthy lifestyle. THE LITTLE CURRY COOKBOOK | Murdoch Books | 9781760527563 | R241 The Little Curry Cookbook has more than 80 recipes that explore the delicious flavours, enticing aromas and exotic colours of curries. It celebrates the best loved Thai and Indian dishes as well as introducing lesser-known but equally delightful variations from Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Malaysia and Kenya. There are recipes for all occasions and for all levels of expertise, including techniques for perfecting the basics of curry making – preparing curry pastes, creating spice mixes and of course cooking rice. WHERE BARTENDERS DRINK | Adrienne Stillman | Phaidon | 9780714873152 | R392 In the footsteps of bestsellers Where Chefs Eat and Where to Eat Pizza, Where Bartenders Drink is THE insider’s guide. The best 300 expert drink-makers share their secrets recommending 750 spots spread across 60 countries and revealing where they go for a drink throughout the world when they’re off-duty. Venues range from late-night establishments and legendary hotel bars to cosy neighbourhood ‘locals,’ some in surprising locales. It’s the only guide you need to ensure that you get the best drinks in the most memorable global locations. THE 50 GREATEST DISHES OF THE WORLD | James Steen | Icon Books | 9781785781735 | R190 Having dined and worked with some of the most brilliant chefs around the world, top food writer James Steen presents the definitive 50 dishes to die for. Let your taste buds travel the world to discover the delights of Vietnam’s meaty pho, Japan’s aromatic ramen, and the rib-sticking, spicy gumbo of America’s Deep South. Learn the truth and fascinating histories of our favourite foods and valuable cooking tips. The 50 Greatest Dishes of the World is the epicurean’s indispensable epicurean’s travel guide.

Color Explosion is the culmination of a project Mark Henderson has been thinking about and talking about and creating images for, almost since his photography career began. Here, dazzling color is the primary formal motif. The expressive power of color in art, and in photography especially, has long fascinated Henderson: “Color has an immediacy, a sensory quality that can elicit emotions and instantly draw the viewer into an image,” explains the photographer, who is a trained art historian himself. ISBN: 9783959852784 $80.21 (www.amazon.com) www.brunogmuender.com

59 Photos by Mark Henderson, www.MarkHendersonPhotography.com, Bruno Gmünder Publisher

60 Photos by Mark Henderson, www.MarkHendersonPhotography.com, Bruno GmĂźnder Publisher

61 Photos by Mark Henderson, www.MarkHendersonPhotography.com, Bruno GmĂźnder Publisher

LOOKING By KEVIN DU PLESSIS

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STARS

We are all deeply interested in our love lives, which is why Steve Marsh’s look at gay horoscopes in a 1997 edition of Gay Pages has inspired me to revisit the subject. If nothing else, it’s a fabulous pick up line. Horoscope or whore-o-scope, what do the stars reveal about your love-life?

on’t roll your eyes, or say something dad-like about what a load of BS horoscopes are. I am not arguing against evolution, I believe only in that which can be proven and I have a proper degree from a real university. However, exploring interesting ideas are a big part of being the intellectually orientated Virgo that I am, plus I must confess to have always had a keen interest in mystical concepts. I was so excited to start my personal war against astrology and laughing at how wrong they were about me…until they weren’t. Darwin, help me, because I’m hooked. Like Steve pointed out in 1997, we all know our own star signs but we rarely know what those of our partners are and what different combinations might lead to. So while you are looking for your next hot bonk or heart-shaped jail sentence, why not consult the stars for some insight into your sheet stains from past, present, and future?

ARIES

Comments from astrologer HARRY WALDAUER The following combinations are based on sun sign astrology, but we are more than our sun sign. The astrological chart includes all the other planets in our solar system as well and there is so much more to relationship astrology (synastry). The horoscope will have different planets in many combinations, including planets in signs, houses and most importantly, the dance of the planets with each other, known as aspects between the planets. I ask you to consider the following: An astrology chart may indicate a perfect or imperfect partnership, but is it really a combination that will work out over longer periods of time? The astrologer may think that two people are not really suitable for each other, but then, who gives us the permission to interfere with the karmic process? It is perhaps necessary for a certain person (A) to experience hardships/imperfections with person (B) in order to learn their lessons on this plane of existence. Saturn, lord of karma, demands this. The astrological chart gives us information about our destined journey on planet earth, the question is, how are we going to actualise the experience? Free will comes to mind. An astrologer needs to approach every consultation very carefully, together with an ethical sense of responsibility. However, folks, enjoy the information below, giving you a light-hearted approach to sun sign astrology, and remember, astrology is more than just your sun sign. Your chart is the fingerprint of your life.

Also good matches: GEMINI, AQUARIUS

All about the chase and the challenge, and not necessarily about the long-term thing. But this is only because he craves excitement and sweaty sheets. Does well in relationships where his partner is an equal and could very well turn out to be quite the romantic with a bit of a game-playing twist. Up-front and honest, this fire sign is ruled by Mars, the planet of war.

GREAT PARTNERS ARIES & SAGITTARIUS A passionate love that springs forth from friendship and respect. Lots of common-ground and both are probably blunt bitches. While Aries’ passion comes from Mars, Sag is ruled by Jupiter (Philosophy and Luck). But both are masculine planets so they tend to see the world the same way. ARIES & LEO Chemistry is inevitable and will be fiery, even if there might be a playful struggle to see who tops first. Try not to stress each other out, though, two fire signs together can get very heated. But Aries’ planet Mars and Leo’s planet, the Sun, come from the warm same place.

A NOTE OF CAUTION ARIES & CANCER Unless the Arian is particularly understanding and patient, a definite no-no, because Cancer is ruled by the emotional Moon. But Cancer’s emotive outlook combined with Aries’ animal lust could be sizzling in bed. ARIES & CAPRICORN Capricorn doesn’t take nonsense and Aries just wants to jiggle his buns. Stubborn Capricorn won’t be ruled by arrogant Aries. Mars (War) and Saturn (Karma), often work against each other. Perhaps they are better off in the workplace.

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY ARIES & LIBRA Libra values fairness and deep consideration whereas Aries is headstrong and goes with his gut (or member), and they could end up judging each other heavily for it. These two are directly opposite each other in the Zodiac, so I want to say avoid, but then again Mars is passion and Libra’s planet, Venus, is love.

TAURUS

Also good matches: CANCER, PISCES

This earth sign is ruled by Venus, the evening star and one of the romantic planets. Passionate and emotional whilst valuing security and stability. He enjoys the good things in life, good sex, good food, good music. As an old-fashioned romantic he values true love but can often confuse love and sex. He is practical and cautionary. This one sticks to his man, honey.

GREAT PARTNERS

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY

TAURUS & VIRGO Perfect for each other. Taurus is practical and comfort-seeking and Virgo is grounded and loves providing that comfort. A gay Karma Sutra might be a good reminder to keep things spicy, though. Both have planets close to the Sun, so they are closely related though they might seem very different.

TAURUS & SCORPIO Better dust off the butt plugs because this one is steamy. But also incredibly volatile and possessive. You will eat each other alive, but be very careful because this is where your loyalty becomes his leverage. But, then again, their planets bring together love and passion.

TAURUS & CAPRICORN Taurus encourages all of Capricorn’s ambitions while receiving the stability they crave from a partner. Both value a stable home life, but beware of Capricorn’s workaholic nature. Though their planets are somewhat opposites, they could remind each other to appreciate life in a different way every now and then.

A NOTE OF CAUTION TAURUS & LEO Best to remain friends. Both are loyal but equally stubborn and need constant affirmation. Hot in the alley behind the club, but overall it would just be a lot of work. However, the combination of masculine and feminine energies could well prove to help sustain balance.

GEMINI Changeable, unpredictable and totally inconsistent, this boy needs stimulation and change. His constant need for intellectual stimulation can drive other signs crazy but on the plus side sex in a library is probably on the table (literally). Prone to anxiety and withdrawing into his psyche, his ideal partner will know how to get him back out. High amounts of energy and a lot of interaction is what he needs. Ruled by Mercury, the messenger of the gods, he is an air sign.

TAURUS & AQUARIUS Disagreements will only get worse as practicality and dreaminess start clashing. But perhaps worth a spin one night as Taurus might see some romance in the complexity of Aquarius. Taurus’ planet comes from a place of love and beauty whereas Aquarius’ comes from a place of rebellion and karma. 63

Also good matches: ARIES, LEO

GREAT PARTNERS GEMINI & LIBRA Where great minds meet and stimulate each other. Libra can exert a calming influence over Gemini and together they negotiate a great partnership. Both are air signs, which is good, but Libra’s planet values love and harmony which doesn’t always sit well with Gemini’s, which might cause him to want to argue too often. GEMINI & AQUARIUS Made to understand even the most subtle nuances in each other’s wit they will find that they are heading for the same destination. Gemini’s world of the mind and Aquarius’s imagination lube up well. Both being air signs strengthens their intellectual bond.

A NOTE OF CAUTION GEMINI & VIRGO Both are too analytical and Virgo’s demanding nature and seriousness could just be met with eye rolls as Gemini seeks lighthearted wit. They do share a planet, but Gemini represents the masculine and Virgo the feminine of androgynous Mercury. GEMINI & PISCES Perhaps better off as friends. Gemini is too flirtatious whilst Pisces is more romantic. But you will find common ground in your love for understanding new things. Pisces’ planets exert luck and illusion, whereas Mercury instills a need for good communication.

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GEMINI & SAGITTARIUS Both have a love of freedom that might just result in them pulling apart irrevocably. They are too similar in too many ways. But Gemini’s air sign fuels Sag’s fire which is known to result in a very active relationship.

CANCER A sign with intense emotions that might come across as deep unfathomable moodiness. These sisters don’t take criticism kindly and can be manipulative. They are all about settling down and building the love nest. Yes, he is a bit clingy but the comfort and sincerity of his rituals provide a romantic intimate relationship. Governed by the Moon, Cancer is a dreamy water sign.

GREAT PARTNERS CANCER & SCORPIO Bound to bring out the passion and ass-spanking intimacy in each other. A possessive duo that should just watch out not to take things to heart too easily. Cancer’s emotional Moon sign and Scorpio’s planets will result in an intense relationship. CANCER & PISCES A steamy romance and a house you could call a home. A great combination of sympathy and soul, this combo could have a strong life-long bond. When the Moon and Neptune come together, a beautiful spiritual connection is made. Also good matches: TAURUS, VIRGO

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CANCER & ARIES Aries is not known for subtlety and Cancer is often easily hurt, the emotional Moon and the planet of war is not the best match. I’m afraid that Cancer will mistake passionate sex for more than it is.

CANCER & CAPRICORN Workaholic Capricorn might leave Cancer all alone at home too often, and although they are both ridiculously loyal, a possible lack of sexual chemistry won’t make their differences any easier. The Moon is a warm feminine energy and Saturn is a cold masculine one.

CANCER & LIBRA Cancer will see Libra as a snob, and Libra will think Cancer needs to get out more. However, their love of beautiful things will make them good friends but moodiness and indecisiveness don’t mix well in a partnership. The Moon’s emotional influence will, however, create a strong understanding with lovely Venus.

LEO

Leo men are all Broadway stars on the inside and lead lives with a certain kind of pizzazz. They are magnets on the gay scene and happiest being soaked in pleasure. Their vanity and emotional natures tend to be accompanied by drama and dark depressions. Outwardly extrovert, inwardly very soft and in need of a lot of TLC. A very masculine sign, the lion of the heavens is ruled by the Sun.

GREAT PARTNERS LEO & ARIES Bedroom Olympics. A fiery hot match that will see Aries’ hunter personality met with Leo’s love of being flattered. A power duo if they remember to tend to each other’s needs. These two understand each other as they are both masculine and come from fire signs. LEO & SAGITTARIUS The most fun gay couple five towns across. Everyone will be drawn to them and their wild natures. Sag will ground Leo and Leo will teach Sag some manners. The Sun is about self, and Jupiter about expansion and excess, which will help them keep up the fast pace. Also good matches: GEMINI, LIBRA

A NOTE OF CAUTION LEO & SCORPIO Leo’s need to socialise and be adored doesn’t sit well with possessive Scorpio. Great sex though, so keep that in mind next Friday. Leo’s Sun influence is all about ego and self which could turn out bad with Scorpio’s aggressive and possessive nature which he gets from Mars. LEO & TAURUS A great match for a friendship. Leo will admire Taurus’s supportive nature but as far as love goes, not a good pairing in my opinion. Love and selfishness could clash when these two bring their planets together.

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY LEO & AQUARIUS Aquarius’s avant garde lifestyle will not sit well with Leo who likes to be in control and centre stage. Leo will also not deal well with Aquarius’s fluctuations between hot and cold. But in the case of a relationship, it should at the very least be lively as fire and air fuel each other. 65

VIRGO Highly intelligent, creative and practical but totally unromantic and very critical. With Virgos, an earth sign ruled by Mercury, you need the patience of a saint but their maternal instincts make their hearts very big. Virgos like deep meaningful relationships and you can trust them to get the job done no matter what. A notorious nervous streak around men ensures a lot of female friends.

Also good matches: CANCER, SCORPIO

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VIRGO & TAURUS Taurus is practical and comfort seeking and Virgo is grounded and loves to keep everyone happy. Patient Taurus should exert a calming effect on Virgo’s anxiety. They are both earth signs, steady and practical, and such a match will make for a very comfortable lifestyle. VIRGO & CAPRICORN Both being very picky, they should feel like they deserve each other. There is nothing they can’t get done and their attention to detail will make for great love-making. They both value the grounding their earth signs add to their character.

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VIRGO & SAGITTARIUS Virgo perhaps thinks Sag is too energetic and needs a more solid life plan, whereas Sag might not love Virgo’s perfectionist tendencies. Virgo’s earth sign longs for stability and Sag’s fire sign longs for freedom. VIRGO & GEMINI Virgo’s demanding nature might not sit well with Gemini who will see it all as too much fuss and both have a tendency towards anxiety. Their shared planet Mercury instills a good sense of communication, however, which is always beneficial.

VIRGO & ARIES Aries’ ego is very needy and Virgo gives and gives and gives. Borderline abusive behaviour could send this match up in flames. Where Aries is all fiery impetuosity, Virgo is grounded practicality. Fire and earth is not the best match, neither is tendency towards aggression and someone who values good communication.

LIBRA

Charming Libra, ruled by the romantic evening star Venus, is infatuated with beauty, art, and the finer things in life. Most likely he is an artiste or doing something that involves his well-developed sense of logic. Even though he might come across as grounded due to his well-balanced nature, he is a dreamer, normally believes in “the one” and does not like to be alone so he puts a lot into his relationships.

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LIBRA & GEMINI Perhaps not the most passionate relationship, these two share a love of art and books and build lasting relationships due to their balanced natures. With their planets combining into them traits of love and communication, this one could last.

LIBRA & CANCER They might bond over art or music but after the first conversation moody Cancer might think Libra is a a bit nose-in-the-air and indecisive Libra might think Cancer needs to get out more. Cancer’s water sign makes his experiences more tactile while Libra’s air sign sees life as pure mental exploration.

LIBRA & AQUARIUS Libra might have to pull out all of his charm to rein this one in but their creative streaks match and Aquarius’ passion for improving the world should align with Libra’s sense of justice. This combination of influences (love from Libra and rebellion and karma from Aquarius) can be an interesting and productive one. Also good matches: LEO, SAGITTARIUS

LIBRA & CAPRICORN If there is a fight brewing Libra might tend to give in before it even starts which means Cap will be getting his way too often. Libra would want to go see that show and Cap will be stuck at the office, again. Venus and Saturn do not have a lot in common, so when together they will have to work hard on their differences.

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Also good matches: VIRGO, CAPRICORN

LIBRA & ARIES Aries might think Libra is a whishy-washy weakling and Libra might call Aries a pompous ass. What they lack in understanding each other’s worlds might be made up for in their planets bringing together passion and love. But I remain sceptical that Libra will find the depth he needs.

SCORPIO Definitely the horniest, most passionate, and yes, most possessive of all the signs. This water sign is ruled by Pluto, planet of opposites, and Mars, planet of war, and is tempestuous, to say the least. Things are either black or white, lover or enemy, but he is intensely loyal and protective. Scorpios are driven, strong, funny and sexy. They often battle with their dark side and can be very defensive, although they will also defend those they love to the end.

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SCORPIO & CANCER Both very intense, they hit it off easily. Cancer is drawn to broody Scorpio and Scorpio loves that Cancer wants to see him at his most powerful. Scorpio’s influences are passion and power, whereas Cancer’s is emotion, a great balance of masculine and feminine energies. Plus they are both water signs, deep like the ocean.

SCORPIO & LEO They might get stuck on disagreements since Scorpio normally won’t compromise and Leo won’t give up on his beliefs. Leo’s love of the spotlight and glitter won’t help Scorpio’s jealousy issues. Leo is a fire sign and Scorpio is a water sign. Leo demands the freedom to mingle, while Scorpio has a chameleon personality.

SCORPIO & PISCES These two will probably understand each other’s passion and strong feelings. Pisces might withdraw into his dreams and Scorpio into his secrets but both will be okay with that. They’re so compatible because water is a tangible, physical entity, and both signs appreciate and use this characteristic to their advantage.

SCORPIO & AQUARIUS Scorpio is more introverted and Aquarius is a social butterfly, they might not get each other’s worlds and would not be willing to compromise. The combo of water and air signs might have Scorpio looking for purpose and Aquarius for stimulation.

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SCORPIO & TAURUS Too much intensity will make you crawl into each other’s souls and forget about the rest of the world until it explodes all over the walls. Although, I have said it before, Venus and Mars make for good bonking mates.

SAGITTARIUS This strong fire sign ruled by Jupiter is outgoing and adventurous, he loves to learn and tends to want to give advice, which could be annoying at times. Spiritual and philosophical pursuits are a priority and he values his freedom. Sag is a queer dreamboat, enjoys romance (probably with a bunch of different lovers) and is highly intuitive, so best not lie to him.

GREAT PARTNERS SAGITTARIUS & ARIES When they are not being incredibly passionate they share many interests which makes them good friends too. Just remember to share the power in the relationship! Both Aries and Sagittarius are fire signs. This combination can produce an eternal flame. 67

Also good matches: LIBRA, AQUARIUS

SAGITTARIUS & LEO These two tend to crush on each other and then develop into a power couple. They are the life of the party and both enjoy making those around them happy. Both are masculine energy archetypes, and together they make a good combination – they understand one another because they are so similar.

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SAGITTARIUS & VIRGO Sag won’t like Virgo trying to put his crazy life in order but as friends their differences will make for one hell of a kiki. Virgo is an earth sign and Sagittarius is a fire sign. Sagittarius wants freedom, while Virgo needs financial strength and domestic stability.

SAGITTARIUS & SCORPIO Aloof and dreamy, always seeking a new adventure, Sag will perhaps not respond well to Scorpio’s possessive nature and intensity. Sagittarius (fire) is the spontaneous partner, heading in the direction their whim leads them, while Scorpio’s (water) motives are more subdued, less easy to read.

SAGITTARIUS & PISCES Although both tend to dream, Pisces’ love of solitude and being overly sensitive might react badly with Sag’s need for freedom. Sagittarius is a fire sign and Pisces is a water sign. These two elements could work but Sag might find Pisces somewhat emotionally draining.

CAPRICORN Ruled by Saturn, the planet of wisdom, this earth sign is career oriented and serious. Caps tend to be idealistic and rather materialistic. Capricorn is at his happiest when he is moving forward at a steady pace, and when not, he can fall into depression and moodiness. He does not show emotion easily, is non-romantic, organised and tidy. But since he works hard to be successful, he also works hard to find the spot and make you happy.

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CAPRICORN & TAURUS A heavenly match. Cap provides the stability and Taurus cheers Cap on in his lofty goals. Taurus just needs to keep reminding Cap that he needs all that lovin’. Taurus will show Capricorn how to enjoy a well-deserved break every now and then. They are both earth signs, this coupling loves to indulge in material possessions.

CAPRICORN & ARIES Just an odd couple all round. They might just fight about nothing at all and fall apart after lots of irritating habits. Mars and Saturn often work against each other and it might be difficult to find common ground for a pairing between Capricorn and Aries.

CAPRICORN & VIRGO These pragmatic queers will go far in life as a couple. Perhaps not the most adventurous relationship, but they will be fulfilled in their greatest needs. Cap is ruled by Saturn which is a cool energy and Virgo by Mercury which is pragmatic and communicative.

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY CAPRICORN & CANCER Hard-headed fighting might be in store when it comes to big decisions, and Cancer’s emotionality might clash with Cap’s cold hard logic and leave a trail of hurt and dissatisfaction. Capricorn’s earth sign focusses on possessions and Cancer’s water sign is more about emotion and beauty. 68

CAPRICORN & LIBRA Capricorn won’t be able to put the knitting needles or the broom down and Libra will just want to go see that drag show. Cap works too much and Libra looks for quicker solutions. Libra is ruled by love and warmth whereas Cap is cold, hard and masculine. Also good matches: SCORPIO, PISCES

AQUARIUS Ruled by wise Saturn and Uranus, the planet of unexpected revelation, Aquarius as an air sign is ahead of his time and different from the herd. Known to be fountains of knowledge and good communicators, they are always looking at the bigger picture and improving the world. They are creative and have new ideas in life and love. Aquarians face challenges of relating to those closest to them, and dating them is a bit like trying to pick up spilt glitter.

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AQUARIUS & TAURUS Taurus is way too down to earth for Aquarius. Aquarius needs to dream and Taurus just wants to settle. Aquarius’ air sign, which is known for intellectual connections, is a bit far away from Taurus’ earth sign which is more practical and romantic.

AQUARIUS & GEMINI A symbiotic relationship of mind and imagination. Both are very social and have a creative streak. Both Aquarius and Gemini are air signs. Their intellectual bond is strong and true. Gemini’s more flexible mind can greatly aid Aquarius in times of tension or rigidity.

AQUARIUS & SCORPIO Aquarius loves socialising and exploring new ideas and Scorpio is not one for big crowds. Both are rather uncompromising as well. While Aquarius’ influences Saturn and Uranus bring coolness and a sense for the unusual, Scorpio is ruled by a much more aggressive masculine energy.

AQUARIUS & LIBRA Libra is captivated by the mystique of Aquarius and appreciates the beauty in that. If indecisive Aquarius gives Libra a chance they will build a loyal bond. Another match for air signs, they will stimulate each other’s ideas and communication skills.

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY AQUARIUS & LEO Hot sex is in order but Aquarius might not be able to satisfy Leo’s need for constant affirmation, Aquarius is more about the bigger picture. But air and fire do fuel each other and they could create a strong mutually beneficial symbiosis.

PISCES Also good matches: TAURUS, CAPRICORN

Ruled by Neptune, planet of imagination and innovation, he is a water sign that is intuitive and warm, but Pisces can be overly sensitive and emotional. These boys absorb their environment and melt into the mood of the room. Pisces are healers and gentle by nature, and must remember to bestow some of their compassion onto themselves. Their loving nature is attractive but caution must be had to not ignore the bad traits in their partners.

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PISCES & CANCER Soulful and sensitive, this couple can become intimate immediately. Your sex will also be something to sob tears of joy over. When the Moon and Neptune come together, a beautiful spiritual connection is made. Both of these celestial bodies vibrate with warm and feminine energy.

PISCES & GEMINI Romantic Pisces might nor find what he is looking for in flirtatious Gemini, but they could create a strong friendship since both are open-minded. Neptune makes Pisces dreamy whereas Gemini is more about quick wit under Mercury.

PISCES & SCORPIO Both signs here are intense but in different complimentary ways. Pisces should feel loved by Scorpio and Scorpio might feel he has something soft and beautiful to protect. Scorpio and Pisces are both water signs which increases their compatibility.

PISCES & SAGITTARIUS Even though both live in their headspace, Sagittarius’ need for adventure and new things might just end up hurting Pisces who is more inward. Too much of Sag’s fiery nature could leave watery Pisces boiling beneath the surface.

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY PISCES & LEO I’m afraid I see an unbalanced match here. Leo will soak up all of Pisces’ caring nature and give none back. Self-centredness and a caring submissiveness don’t mix well. Leo might be able to mobilise Pisces, but Pisces must be careful not to slow Leo down. 69

Also good matches: ARIES, SAGITTARIUS

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When

is not Enough

by NEAL MCKENNA

Relationships! They’re complicated, they’re up, they’re down; they’re ever evolving. And they usually sail deep uncharted waters where unforeseen perils lay in the jagged rocks below. At some point, most of us commit and give up Mr Right-now for Mister Right.

ay or straight, that’s what people do. We enter into a committed classical monogamous relationship and everything is sunshine, lollipops and roses. The honeymoon phase is in full swing and you both are truly grooving, but given enough time, kak gets real. The expectation of ‘being in love’ through most of the 20th century right into the present is pretty damn unrealistic and we’ve had a lot of help creating it. Just about all our romantic notions have been instilled in us at the movies. With more than a century of reinforcement, we have come to assume one person – our significant other – will make us feel gloriously alive and be the only one who makes us complete. This is the one person you thrill about seeing first thing in the morning and long to be with at the end of the day. This is the man you can talk to about anything; the one you can be yourself with; the bloke who makes you happy and puts a smile on our face for no reason at all. With this amazing guy, you can build a lifetime of memories and grow old knowing he will stand by your side no matter what. If he can give you all this, then you will know you have found the one. Holy Crikey-Moses, that’s putting a lot of pressure on just one fellow! We all know the movies aren’t even remotely close to real life, so why do we cling to the fairy-tale ending of ‘happily ever after’ when it’s an impossible dream? It’s simple. None of us believes our flaming desire will ever wane. Then, when the honeymoon grinds to a halt, we grieve a little and get on with the business of living in a slightly toned-down world. You still love each other but colours are just a little muted, songbirds are less cheery and your heart doesn’t flutter in quite the same way as it used to. Worse yet, that burning passion deep in your soul is dwindling faster than the rand on the foreign exchange. Things like a new home in the ‘burbs, family, children and career take precedence. The once-eternal lovers are now a team in the game of life. Well, kids, there’s a pattern. We’ve seen it for ourselves in our parents’ marriages. It’s always difficult to visualise our parents as sexual beings, but we entered the picture long after the honeymoon and only knew them as asexual Mom and Dad. The truth is we all grew up in a heteronormative environment steeped in persistent classical monogamy. The norm we observed was one wherein two people formed a lifelong commitment to go forth and multiply while forsaking all others. It was the practical God fearin’ Christian thing to do, perfect for producing families but sexual fulfilment? Not so much. Therefore, when confused little boys grew up to be sexually

charged gay men they adopted the hetero ideal of monogamy to the point of wanting and gaining same sex marriage. So here we are. However, where we are isn’t really what a lot of us expected. Gay men especially have begun to sample other possible alternatives like polyamory and non-monogamy. Non-monogamy is a type of interpersonal bond in which sexual exclusivity is not held as the primary fundamental premise of the relationship. Individuals may form multiple and simultaneous sexual or romantic attachments. Polyamory, however, is a horse of a slightly different colour. It is a relationship style allowing people to openly conduct multiple sexual and/or romantic liaisons simultaneously, ideally with the knowledge and consent of all involved in or affected by the relationships. The variety of alternative relationships makes ‘open relationship’ an umbrella term for all consensually nonmonogamous relationships based on a primary couple who are ‘open’ to sexual contact with others. The most common form of this occurs when a married or long-term committed couple takes on a third or more partners whose involvement and role in the relationship is always secondary. A couple practicing an open relationship might engage in sexual activity with the secondary partner together or separately. Or, they may each have independent outside relationships with different secondary partners. But regardless of the specific parameters, the primary couple always remains the priority. Generally such relationships are predicated on specific rules, expectations, and communication amongst those involved. Open relationships take a variety of forms and tend to evolve over time to meet the needs of everyone involved. Okay, so how does a couple decide to move from monogamy to non-monogamy or polyamory? Well, first of all both parties have to agree monogamy isn’t working anymore. That’s what happened with me and my husband of more than seventeen years. The sex stopped in year ten. Over the next five-and-a-half years, we drifted even further apart. Our communication centred on work, our pets, and our house. It wasn’t horrible. To be honest, in many ways, we were quite happy. We were good in every room except the bedroom. We pretended nothing was wrong and watched the lump underneath the carpet grow larger. We enthusiastically flew into a frenzy of repairs and renovations making our place brighter, prettier, and more comfortable; turning it into the ‘exactly right’ setting for our presumably satisfied lives. But it was just a living metaphor. We were fixing our house when we should have been fixing our home – fixing us.

By mid-2016, I’d had enough of life in the nunnery. I wanted to live a lot more before I died and the calendar was and still is working against me. I discovered Grindr and Growlr and I began to hunt. Amazingly, there were men out there who found me attractive, and interesting and sexy despite the fact in a few months I would turn seventy. As a matter of fact, there were lots of gorgeous guys who had a thing for old granddaddy bears and this happily complemented my penchant for buff and much younger hunks. Then my husband was off on a work related trip to the Netherlands and I had my chance. But at the last minute, I begged off because I’m a terrible liar and he can read me like a book. I knew I’d be caught out the minute he walked in the door. So, on his return home we had a long chat, lasting more than ten hours. It was the first time in years that we had a real discussion about anything important and it was cathartic. I confessed my near infidelity and we talked about how we could make our life together more fulfilling rather than the dry, dark place it had become. We talked about opening up our relationship and I was shocked to learn he had wanted to speak with me about this several years earlier. But he had been afraid to broach the topic because I was so entrenched in monogamy. And that was the absolute truth. Monogamy was my definition of commitment and I embraced it so fully, I failed to realise it wasn’t working for us anymore. Maybe it never had. We endured the long dry spell because of our fears and we both agreed that was pretty damn stupid. What followed next was weeks of discussion, internet searches

and agreements as we negotiated the rules of ‘the game.’ We agreed ours was the primary relationship and any other relationships we had together or separately would be secondary and this still holds. However, our primary relationship remains platonic but the difference is I have come to terms with it. We still have all the other rooms in the house to be happy in and we are. Now the bedroom is no longer a lonely place when he sleeps beside me – or even when he’s sleeping somewhere else. How we approach our love lives is very different. He prefers to have one or two special guys in his life when he is home. But when he is out of the country, he likes to sample the local talent. Here, in Pretoria, he has a favourite who I call his boyfriend even though he says it’s not really like that. But of course it is. I know he loves him. The truth is I love the man too. The only difference is they are lovers and we are good friends. Oddly enough, I don’t want to fall in love and I haven’t – well, not yet anyway. However, I do admit falling into deep lust quite often. Over time, I have cultivated a ‘trap line’ of four regulars ranging in age from twenty-nine to fifty-four. One is single. One is bi and married. Two are cheating on their partners. Our encounters are sporadic because they have lives of their own. If I’m on a lucky streak, I may have sex twice a month. Do I feel guilty about being ‘the other man?’ Hell, no! If they weren’t getting it on with me, it would be somebody else. It may seem selfish but my needs are getting met and so it is for the other guys too. And yes, I still troll Grindr, Growlr and even my least favourite, Silver Daddies, looking for new action. Sometimes I find it; sometimes I don’t. Maybe I just like the variety and the thrill of the chase. Then again, it could all change tomorrow. As much as I would like to say that it is, an open relationship is not all fun and games. In actuality, it’s hard work. It’s about open communication, being clear with our intentions, no secrets, negotiation, renegotiation, agreements and seeing a psychologist when it’s necessary. It’s a journey where you quickly learn the price of freedom is responsibility. To learn more about this lifestyle, visit your favourite book store and have a look at The Ethical Slut – A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships, and Other Adventures. ISBN: 9781587613371. R232 (www.loot.co.za). Or find it online at www.goodreads.com/book/show/54944.The_Ethical_Slut 71

FALLING Keith Bain on his habit of prematurely falling in love with unobtainable men.

did not mean to fall in love with him, but how could I stop myself? These things – these descents into the heartache and near-madness of unrequited love – have nothing to do with rational behaviour, nor with any controllable impulse. Still, I really shouldn’t have. I’d made that mistake before. Frequently. Falling for a straight man. Falling for a man who would become one of my nearest, dearest friends. Someone who was destined to have a permanent place in my heart and my life, but who could most definitely never find his way into my bed. So, yes, he was a straight man, but by the time I had determined that for certain and dispelled any possibility that he might be bisexual, bi-curious, confused, or in denial, I had fallen so hard that recovery from the pain and ill-placed heartache would invariably be difficult and depressing. It was a path I’d travelled before, and despite knowing the deep unstoppable pain, I allowed myself to fall. Did I even have a choice? It always happens this way. Someone catches my eye and then – in a fit of burgeoning friendship – I slip. Tumble. Fall. It is, after all, why they call it falling in love. The fall began during moments of unexpected intimacy that swiftly transformed what had begun as casual friendship into an altogether more tender realm of closeness that felt to me like mutual attraction. We’d engage in conversations that touched a genuine nerve, that got into the cracks and crevices, and under the surface. These often started in the change rooms after training sessions, while towelling off after showers, but they weren’t the regular locker room chit-chat and banter, these were genuine conversations, ones that could easily have continued on and on. And in my head, they did. In my head, I’d fantasise about the full-blown romantic relationship that might blossom from these feel-good conversations. I imagined not just the first date, but the long and fruitful life we’d live together. What fuelled the sense of hope that lingered stupidly in my heart was that those intimate moments were mostly happening in the context of a hot and sweaty locker room, him naked and even more beautiful than my imagination could conjure, and me shy and nervous and worried that he might not like what he was seeing as I stood in front of him in all my glory. In those bare moments, I’d try to avert my eyes. I’d try not to stare at the soft skin that wrapped around his strong, muscular frame. Nor would I let my eyes linger too long on his beautiful bum or obsess over his perfect dick – it was perfect because it was his, of course. And while my rational mind tried to remind me that this was simply locker room culture, another part of me secretly wanted to believe that he was in fact flirting with me. I guess I convinced myself that we were taking it slow. That we were feeling one another out, getting to know one another properly before broaching the subjects of lust, romantic love and sex. I’d fallen into bed with the wrong guy before, with the guy who was most certainly not straight but who I then discovered was constantly looking over his shoulder, afraid that the world would find out. But with this guy, this straight guy whom I mistook for a love interest, it was different. He wasn’t looking over his shoulder, because he wore his heart on his sleeve. He got real with me and I mistook that openness and raw honesty for something

In those bare moments, I’d try to avert my eyes. I’d try not to stare at the soft skin that wrapped around his strong, muscular frame.

else. I projected my fantasy of an ideal, perfect relationship, one in which great friends naturally become great lovers, onto him. It’s so seldom that I meet potentially compatible men who respond to me with such openhearted sincerity and who manage to crack open a space in my heart, that I found myself caught up in the possibility that he might be that one-in-amillion man who ticked all the boxes. He made me gush, he brought a lightness to my step, he let me feel like I was being noticed and appreciated, heard and understood. He made me know that the time we spent together was as valuable to him as it was to me. It felt like a meeting of minds and a connection between two hearts. Except, as I finally discovered on the day we walked out of the change room to find his girlfriend waiting for us with a suspicious look on her face, he did not tick that most crucial box of all. And so reality dawned and my heart shattered into a million stupid pieces as my rational brain screamed ‘I told you so!’ over and over again. Time passed. Our intimate moments happened less in the locker room and more often over coffee, fully clothed. His girlfriend had said something, no doubt. And I needed distance from his naked body to wean myself off the fantasy that had been built up in my head. All was not lost. We had shared a connection before, and now – long after I’ve recovered from my ridiculous, uncontrollable fall – it’s a connection that still exists, even if we’ve established unspoken boundaries. Having been through a certain amount of personal torment, I emerged knowing that our platonic connection, our no-strings-attached friendship, means a great deal more to me than a potentially short-lived sexual relationship might have meant. He’s a soul mate of sorts who is comfortable with once in a while telling me he loves me, and allowing me to express my love back – genuinely and without the sad glimmer of dumb hope that underscores relationships based on desire and lust. It’s as though we have discovered something that’s never taught – that not everyone you fall in love with needs to be the person you go to bed with and spend the rest of your days with. Sometimes when you examine your heart, what you discover is that there is love for someone and that is enough. It’s enough to love someone and, in return, simply be loved.

The

SPARKLE

theory

Young menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes

Graphic & Story by KEVIN DU PLESSIS

@kevinkat

here is this thing that I dream about that is impossible to measure and damn near impossible to find. It is the defining factor behind all of the great love stories of our kind, it is visible to the whole world when someone feels it, it is the secret of why our eyes sparkle when we are in love. I have a fantasy, my own personal myth for how it works. Every human that was ever born has, at the very centre of their eyes, the tiniest of gemstones that form and harden and grow as we go through life and turn into who we ultimately identify as. The optic nerve that connects the eye to the rest of the nervous system is the insulation for a golden string that grows directly from these stones and then webs its way throughout the body and finds its final connection in the centre of our hearts. Then, there are a couple of people in the world that have compatible stones with yours, and when they connect for the first time you enter into that phase where it is your job to stare into those eyes and try to figure out just how well your stones reflect each other, determining the brightness of the resulting sparkle. Now, love is not something I know a whole lot about, which is exactly why I have been burning to write about it. How is it that after almost twenty-seven years, more sexual partners than is comfortable to mention, and a couple of worthy candidates, I am still single, still breaking hearts and just being a mean, unfeeling bitch to every boy I kiss? I believe it is because, in my experience, and therefore surely in the experience of a sizable chunk of other twenty-somethings today, romance has been a non-thing for far too long. Too long have we not been corny, too long have we not been buying flowers and cards, too long have we been treating each other with cold disregard while peeking over each other’s shoulders in search of our next hook-up. I am declaring war on my own gay lust for variety and vowing to be more of a real person with the boys I meet. For the record, I am not condemning all sexual variety and multiplicity, in fact I think we all need to go through some form of that at least a few times in our lives. What I am doing is trying to draw a little rainbow halo around the boys that sparkle their eyes at you. But first, please forgive me guys, for I have sinned. This is my confession, just to keep up the brutal honesty which I think is starting to define my writing. Not once, but twice have I been a complete dick to not one at a time, but two boys in each situation. See, I found them where most of us meet these days, on social media. I started talking and flirting and conveying in every way that I was interested in them. We met up and went through all the things that make first dates full of butterflies and butter (you know)… Both of them were sweet, intelligent, very attractive, and very much interested in taking things further. But I was so blind, I couldn’t openly look into their eyes for too long out of fear they might read too much into it. So, I could never quite determine if there was a spark, I couldn’t see their realness and I did not care about their feelings. I think at the time, they were the proverbial Medusas of commitment and I the Perseus of detachment. I was so afraid that their liking of me would turn me into stone, being quite content wrapped up in my layers of

Forgive me guys, for I have sinned. scepticism towards love and romance. On both counts the easiest way I could find a way out of being “smothered”, or turned to stone, if you will, was to use my “sexually liberal” agenda to justify the madness. So what I did was to slowly ghost their text messages, answer less and less and then when running into them just start making out with other boys in front of them, the newest party in both cases also being prepped for slaughter by the drama to unfold as consequence. The best part about this inexcusable behaviour was that I dared to frown down on them when they confronted me, chanting sexual freedom and non-conformity to straight norms. I look back ashamed at my immaturity, and more often than not, wondering what those relationships could have become. In each case I honestly think I could have found boyfriends Three and Four. Then there is also one other, but in his case I got a taste of my own bitter medicine and was rejected the moment I got excited, resulting in me chucking up a ball of the aforementioned butterflies very quickly. We became bed buddies, however, and eventually proceeded to fall for each other amidst the unhealthiest of circumstances. The lack of emotion or consideration, or any form of romance in our numerous (toe-curling) doings ruined all possibility of anything real coming out of it in the end. Another strike, and almost-boyfriend number Five. I tell you all of this because I can see the same thing happening over and over in our gay community. We are suckers for the flesh. I believe it is Shakespeare that said, “Young men’s love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.” And to that I say, yes it does. We all need to find physical attraction in our partners, but what we don’t need is to go out and find partners in absolutely everyone that is attractive. It is strange how life works. I guess the kind of energy you project into the universe does have a way of making its way back to you. For, as I put all of these ideas to paper, I bumped into someone who captured my imagination for the first time in a long while. Perhaps it will be over before this article is even published, but this time I am hoping to not have to look back with regret. I am grabbing this one by the collar, pulling him closer and kissing him with my eyes wide open. I don’t know why we ever started closing our eyes in the first place. Dear Shakespeare, our love does lie in our eyes. So look into the eyes of the guys you snog and bonk and all the other hilarious words we use to describe sexual contact. Be honest and open from the very moment you notice a hint of sincerity grow. Tell them right off if you are not interested, but also try to give them a chance. Give old fashioned romance a chance, be bold and make those big gestures! Just not when he is not answering your texts with the efficiency you are sending yours. Read the room, don’t be an idiot, and allow yourself to fall in love with the people that sparkle your eyes, and whose eyes you sparkle in return.

Mr.

gay WORLD 2017 @mrgayworldph @mrgayworldphils @mrgayworldphilippines

eet the newest king of the gays, John Fernandez Raspado from the Philippines. He was crowned Mr. Gay World in May at the official Worldpride 2017 event in Maspalomas. The gala showed us the parades of 21 candidates from 5 continents, including our own Mr. Gay World Southern Africa, Xander Steyn, who gave their best in a regional costume parade, another in a swimsuit and a third in evening dress. John succeeds Roger Gosalbez, Mr. Gay Spain 2015 and Mr. Gay World 2016. The big crown was not his only award. He also achieved the sashes for Swimsuit, Evening Dress, Interview, Voto Online and Social Media. Mr. Gay EspaĂąa got the second position rising as the first finalist. The Spanish delegate, CĂĄndido Arteaga, won two other awards, Mr. Fotogenia and Mr. Regional Costume. Juan Pedro Pavez, Mr. Gay Chile, achieved two bands, the Sport Challenge and Fashion Show. This year the Mr. Gay World Southern Africa 2017 competition will be held in September at the Atterbury Theatre in Pretoria, which will crown our next representative at this prestigious competition. www.mrgwsa.com www.mrgayworld.com

SURVIVAL

SWEATING

By Phil Joffe

Another Comrades Marathon has come and gone, and by now thousands have recovered enough to work up a lather as they commit to another full year's training for the next interminable day of torture! In the Greek legend, Phillipides ran 42,195 kilometres from the site of the Battle of Marathon, where the Persians were defeated, all the way to Athens, where he gasped out the good news, then collapsed and died!

o what do we South Africans do? We double the distance to over 90 kilometres and launch over 20 000 runners on this life-sapping, sweaty journey! And, here's another riveting detail about a contemporary Phil: I am no runner, but I am an Olympic sweater. Not the common or garden sweat that appears in the palms at an important job interview, or the glow that appears after twenty minutes slogging on the treadmill, but a good two litres of liquid in an hour’s intense, high-energy workout. I don’t sweat, I leak.

Sweating is an essential physiological function. If you don’t sweat, you could die. Sweating lowers the body’s temperature, thus cooling you down. When the body’s temperature rises, the heart automatically beats faster to pump blood to all the organs, so as to absorb their heat. As activity intensifies, the blood itself will grow too hot to cool the organs, and this triggers the sweat reflex. The heat generated by exercise is significant. The increased energy needs of the body stimulate the combustion of more

fuel, only about 25% of which is converted into an energy form which generates a better work capacity. Up to 75% is released in the form of heat. This explains the mandatory rise in body temperature that always accompanies exercise. The body generates an incredible amount of heat energy, which is so powerful that it evaporates litres of sweat liquid. The capillaries just beneath the surface of the skin open up to enable heat raised by exercise to get closer to the surface, creating the flushed and red state many exercisers experience after working out. In hard exercise, we can produce enough heat to evaporate litres in an hour (put that in a pot on the stove and witness how much heat is required to make all that liquid disappear!). For every litre of sweat that evaporates, up to 2500 kilojoules of heat energy may be released from the body. Sweating is the process during which the water evaporating from the body surface produces the cooling effect on the skin, and on the blood which flows directly beneath it. If your body, which generates up to 15 times as much heat as in your resting state, doesn’t sweat properly, you can boil yourself alive! The sweat mechanism is your body’s way of dissipating this heat over the entire surface of the skin (our largest organ) to facilitate this natural air-conditioning activity. As sweat evaporates on the skin’s surface, it cools the body and prevents hyperthermia (that dangerous state in which an adult’s body temperature rises above 40°C). The good news is that a fit person sweats more than his out-of-shape neighbour. His sweat mechanism is more finely tuned, as are all his other bodily systems, and when his core temperature starts to rise, he will immediately start to sweat in compensation. Naturally, evaporation may make this process invisible. Unfit people heat up more quickly but their sweat function takes longer to kick in. The fit are more efficient at cooling their bodies. Males sweat more than females. Archaic lore dictated that women merely ‘glowed,’ but today, as real women replace males in the boardroom, they sweat heartily and healthily, too. In humid climes extra care should be taken to prevent dehydration. Much of the liquid we lose in sweating comes from the blood. Because a good 70% of the body is composed of water, this can have potentially serious consequences. The male body averages about eleven pints of blood (we donate pints of blood and still call for a pint in the pub!), which weighs around 5 kg. If you sweat 2 kg or more during a hard workout, at least half of that water is from the blood, so your blood volume is lowered and your blood made less watery and more sluggish, and it doesn’t function as efficiently in carrying oxygen to the working muscles. If you don’t rehydrate the body while you’re still active, oxygen-starved blood will continue to reach the muscles, but the flow of blood to the skin will decrease, as will sweating, in order to conserve water. With your body heat now increasing dangerously, and the essential sweating mechanism being prevented, you risk heat stroke and break down: you will be hot to the touch, but your skin will be dry. Water, then, is the most vital ‘health food’ and supplement for any exerciser. You sweat liquid and your body needs to

The ignorant, who think that one can sweat off fat, are deluded.

replace this regularly. Sip cool, not iced water (which passes more efficiently through the stomach and into the bloodstream) before, during and after exercise. Don’t overdress or wear impermeable rubber or plastic outfits as these interfere with the air’s cooling convection process, which acts to evaporate the sweat on the skin’s surface. The ignorant, who think that one can sweat off fat, are deluded. They merely lose liquid, never fat, and the weight loss is merely temporary, until the liquid is replaced. Little racing men on horses, or too-heavy boxers at the weighin, may force-sweat a temporary weight loss to make it through the weigh-in preliminaries, but following suit will weaken you and put your blood plasma volume at risk. Dehydration is dangerous and saunas in climates like Durban’s are a curse, with foolish homeboys and girls playing at being Scandinavians and overloading already heated systems which have sweated during activity and certainly don’t need extra heat burdens. The nonsense about flushing impurities and toxins out of the body is just that. You sweat liquid-not toxins or impurities. Your kidneys and liver take care of the heavies. Saunas or hot showers after workouts should be avoided as the heat dilates your blood vessels. Blood often pools in the extremities immediately after strenuous exercise, and the heart and brain receive less blood, so one can experience dizziness and risk injury from falls. Finally, don’t take extra salt to compensate for any sodium loss through sweating. Even though sweat tastes salty (“Ah, a Chateau 69, a cheeky little number, with a mere hint of the smack of the ocean…”), there is almost never a shortage of sodium in the body, no matter how copiously you may perspire. Additional doses of salt only increase the body’s real lack of fluid. The more salt you ingest, the more fluid the body needs. So, train hard, sweat well, drink water regularly, and don't wreck your body trying to run 90 kilometres. Remember, sensible exercise always comes with a life-time guarantee!

EXPERIENCE AMAZING WITH LEXUS

LEXUS GS 200t EX

THANDA SAFARI

By RUBIN VAN NIEKERK and ALAN SAMONS

The Big Five and luxury is a combination hard to resist and if this is something you enjoy, Thanda Safari has both. Located in northern KZN, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an easy five hour drive from both Durban and Johannesburg. Alternatively you could fly to Richards Bay, but at a hefty cost.

eing spoiled with a Lexus GS 200t EX meant smooth sailing in business class comfort which made the decision to drive in business class or fly economy a simple one. Wide plush seats and a forgiving suspension gave us the confidence to attempt the intimidating N17 once more. We were delighted when we made a call to the toll road administration office that informed us that the road had been substantially upgraded. A highly knowledgeable and helpful guy named Gavin had up-todate information about the road conditions which were perfect up to Piet Retief whereafter the administration of the N2 fell 80

under KZN. The road conditions had improved tremendously and it was satisfying to see so much road maintenance taking place. Traffic flowed well and a few welcome twisties added some spice to the relatively short journey of just over five hours. Dodging the odd pothole closer to Lake Jozini proved easy with the rather nimble GS 200t. A spirited 2,0-litre turbocharged engine effortlessly presents 180 Kw and 380 Nm of torque with a silky smooth 8-speed transmission. Quietly and efficiently the turbo works its charms, while whisking us along some of the more challenging parts of these rural roads.

by Christian Sperka

This part of KZN is jewel pretty and rather off the usual tourist route Improved aerodynamics and a more rigid body enhance cabin silence and stability. It includes a long list of standard features like Satnav and a tyre pressure monitor that we glanced at nervously from time to time, just in case! Having more generous ground clearance than its competitors also gave us more peace of mind to drive on some dirt roads. It’s no secret we love the bush. Any excuse to head off into nature where the air is fresh and sounds of hyena or lion roars echo through the night air and sends a chill up your spine is just perfect. Thanda Safari offers it all, and more. Stepping into our spacious suite, it was indeed a homecoming of sorts – we had visited Thanda just after the lodge had opened and have also been back since. It’s a beautiful property and guests can choose the bricks and mortar suites, or luxury tents. With only nine suites, guests are assured of personal attention. Built to resemble a traditional Zulu homestead, the 220 square metre suites comprise a spacious indoor living area complete with a massive fireplace, as well as a sundeck with a round heated pool, sala for lazing, dozing and reading, or just enjoying the view over the reserve. An unusual feature is a private boma that can be used for romantic outdoor dining. Spend the afternoon on the large deck while taking the odd dip in the round, heated splash pool, or loll on the round bed in the sala while enjoying the cooling breezes and the spectacular view. Alternatively, book a spa treatment or just snooze. Temperature control is exceptional as we have never been too cold or too hot, whatever the season. Being Zululand, it can get really hot and surprisingly cold in winter, especially at night. The lowest temperatures were 7°C, while the day temperatures reached mid-twenties. There is also a low risk of malaria, which makes this part of the country even more appealing. As avid travellers who have honed the art of packing lightly, we especially liked that laundry is included – a perk only ever associated with top establishments. This is even more of a boon during the hot, sticky summers. The public spaces are a tribute to African style with leather, wood and beadwork. And our favourite objects were the large chandeliers draped with fringes of imfibinga seeds instead of crystal beads. A library overlooks the waterhole where a small herd of nyala can be seen every day. Elephants and other game also pop round to slake their thirst, so there’s always something to see right at the lodge. We have a special fondness for nyala and always marvel at how relaxed they are in the presence of humans. Thanda Safari is home to the Big Five and also cheetah. 82

by Christian Sperka We thoroughly enjoyed the game drives and saw first-hand the devastating impact of global warming. It was mid-winter, but the days were balmy and some animals had already had babies. A sure drawcard is the Green Mamba. No, not a snake, but a super-pimped-out photography vehicle complete with soft floor, ample room for equipment, a bar (of course!) and cappuccino machine. Working in the bush is thirsty work… Guests can also book photography lessons from the reserve’s Christian Sperka, the Resident Wildlife Photographer and Field Guide who designed the vehicle himself. Food at Thanda is always good and you will be well-fed with delicious home-cooked meals, often featuring game. House wine, beer and some spirits are included in the room rate, and the house wines are very good. On our final night, we were

spoiled with a divine candlelit meal served in our room. If you fancy something a bit more ‘Out of Africa,’ then Jabula Tented Camp is just the thing. Luxury tents allow guests a level of closeness to nature second to none. Fall asleep in the lap of luxury to the gentle sound of wind, perhaps a sprinkling of rain, or the roar of a lion. Lake Jozini is nearby and the birdlife is incredible, so avid birdwatching enthusiasts might just be in for a treat. Thanda is an experience we would highly recommend. The lodge is beautiful, the staff members are friendly and the landscape is stunning. This part of KZN is jewel pretty and rather off the usual tourist route, making it even more special. www.thanda.com www.lexus.co.za 83

Fall in love with The Land of Smiles By ALAN SAMONS and RUBIN VAN NIEKERK

Wat Phra That Doi Suthep

We last visited Thailand ten years ago. It was the trip of a lifetime and we were thrilled to return. The countryside is beautiful, the cities – especially Bangkok – have a vibrancy and 24/7 buzz that’s just electric. But what makes most visitors fall in love with Thailand are the people. They must surely rank as the friendliest nation on Earth. No wonder Thailand is called ‘The Land of Smiles.’

here are no direct flights, so you have to go via the Middle East, Addis Ababa, Hong Kong or Singapore. Singapore is best, as it gets you into the Asian vibe and if you have a long layover, as we did, you can book an expensive short stay hotel at the airport and have a good sleep. Our outbound layover was nine hours and the hotel stay made it all the more bearable, meaning we could hit the ground running as soon as we arrived in Chiang Mai. Changi Airport is a wondrous place and you’d almost want a long layover. There is a free cinema, free city tours (highly recommended), butterfly house, orchid and succulent gardens, lounges, shops and restaurants. It’s the most logically laid out airport we know of and the sky train makes getting around a breeze. A long layover is only a problem on some days like Saturdays, so check your possible connections carefully. Another fast route to Chiang Mai is via Hong Kong with Cathay Pacific. We flew with Singapore Airlines and though it is usually excellent, our Johannesburg to Singapore trip was marred by us ending up with the worst seats on the plane – right at the back in the centre aisle. Cramped isn’t the word and with the loos right next to you, there is no chance of rest. Service was a bit lacking and there were no overhead luggage compartments 84

at the back. On our return trip, we were booked in Premium Economy and that made a world of difference. Our trip was put together by Marmalade Toast who specialise in bespoke travel focussing mainly on Southeast Asia and Indochina. They work closely with Diethelm Tours, an awardwinning tour operator. We were collected at the airport by our Diethelm Tours guide, Yaya and our driver. Chiang Mai is Thailand’s second-largest city, but it feels small due to the lack of high-rise buildings. The airport is conveniently located and it took just a few minutes to get our hotel, the exquisite Shangri-La. Our suite on the Horizon Club level was spacious and elegant and had a gorgeous mountain view, with the famous Wat Phra That Doi Suthep visible in the distance. Centrally-situated, the Shangri-La Hotel is a beautiful hotel blending old-world comfort and service with modern convenience. Our stunning suite was the perfect home-fromhome and it came with perks such as a club lounge and dining area where guests can enjoy meals, happy hour, or just lounge in comfort while enjoying the beautiful city view. Upon arrival we were also presented with a delicious birthday cake for Rubin. Alan ate most of it! Breakfasts are spectacular, and you can have anything from

Continental, to sushi, Chinese and Thai. Naturally we opted for Thai and sushi. Now we are so used to having a substantial breakfast with noodles and rice and meat, that we’ve been quite spoiled and try to eat that way at home as well. It really does fill you up and keeps you going. Chi, The Spa is housed in a traditional building on the hotel’s property and is a haven of Thai hospitality in the middle of the city. Do go there for a massage – it’s divine! Chiang Mai is a city of temples with the most famous being Wat Phra That Doi Suthep or simply Doi Suthep, a Theravada temple enshrining a relic of the Buddha. This awe-inspiring temple is crowned by an elaborate chedi, twenty-four meters tall and covered in gold from top to bottom. On a clear day the chedi’s golden exterior catches the sun and blazes like a beacon over the city. The temple dates back to the 14th century and the tale of its founding is a quintessential Thai myth, full of magic and mystery. We were thrilled to visit Doi Suthep again and Yaya was a super companion. She helped us figure out which Buddha image matched the day of the week we were born on and we made oil offerings and bought small images of ‘our’ Buddhas. In a side chapel a happy, chubby monk dispensed blessings by sprinkling holy water and we thought it auspicious to be blessed as well, especially since it was Rubin’s birthday. The monk asked us where we were from and when we told him, he asked Yaya in Thai why we were so pale, which made us all laugh! Accessing the temple can be via 309 stairs, or a cable car. We were lazy and to our guide’s relief, opted to take the cable car. We also visited a hill tribe village further along the road from Doi Suthep. It was interesting, but as with much else, designed to sell trinkets to tourists. This is a side trip you could easily pass on, but the drive does take one through some stunning mountain forests. Chiang Mai is known for its handicrafts and lacquerware, so we went to see how lacquerware is produced at a factory with an impressive showroom. We also popped in at Gemsworld to buy some stingray skin wallets and to marvel at the magnificent jewellery. The city is ideal for a longish stay and there is a lot to see and do. A boat trip along the Ping River is divine and ours ended at a small herb farm where we enjoyed some refreshing fruit and beer. Judge us not – beer is like water in the Thai heat! It’s also far more affordable than wine or spirit due to heavy sin taxes. Visit the Sunday Night Market in the old town if you are there over a weekend, or the Night Bazaar every night till late. Local crafts are in abundance and we stocked up on beautiful carved soap flowers in hand painted lacquer containers. Just about anything you can imagine is available,

Shangri-La hotel suite

The Chiang Mai Anusarn Market

85 Ping River Cruise

Phra Atchana at Wat Si Chum

from clothing, bags and shoes, to electronics, home décor and gemstones. Rubin bought a beautiful pewter repoussé dragon from an artist who makes them at his stall. It was interesting to see so many people making things while waiting for customers. There are also lots of places to eat and you can also watch the regular ladyboy shows. The performers are often seen in small groups calling out to tourists to advertise their shows. These ‘girls’ are some of the most beautiful gender illusionists you’ll ever see! If you enjoy visiting temples, you will love Chiang Mai. If not, food is a good way to explore a culture and we had a superb meal at The Service 1921 Restaurant and Bar at the exquisitely beautiful Anantara Chiang Mai Resort. The hotel is a modern edifice in stark contrast to the old British Colonial consulate building dating to 1921. The building has been reimagined as a secret service lair complete with an interrogation chamber and secret dining room behind a bookcase. It is an amusing way to experience some of the best food in the city. The Peruvian-born chef, Patricio, also happened to have worked in Cape Town. His fusion of Thai, Chinese Szechuan, Vietnamese and South American flavours is masterful. The food is seriously high-end, but served and enjoyed in a relaxed, uncomplicated way that completely defuses any possibility of pretentiousness. Our host and dinner companion, General Manager Syahreza Ishwara was a delight and we thoroughly enjoyed his company. Hopefully we have convinced him to visit South Africa! Since it was Rubin’s birthday, Syahreza invited us to sample a couple’s treatment at the Anantara Spa overlooking the Ping River. The ninety-minute Lanna Ritual begins with a foot ritual followed by a full body massage combining healing plai massage oil with Thai, Burmese and Chinese techniques 86

Ayutthaya

to enhance energy flow and overall wellbeing, ending with a mini pressure point facial. A singing bowl signals the end of the treatment. Finally each of us was presented with a metal Bodhi leaf on which to inscribe our names and wishes for the future. The leaves are then taken to the next-door temple to ensure the wishes come true. All too soon we had bid farewell to the lovely Yaya and Chiang Mai to continue our journey by car to Bangkok via Sukhothai and Ayutthaya. Our new guide, Goy was equally delightful. Our driver, Am, commented to her in Thai about our love of local food on more than one occasion. Goy was full of mirth and said we were the easiest tourists she’s ever hosted, because we were happy to eat anything and anywhere. We enjoyed a memorable meal with her and Am in a small village where the local craft is a form of mud dyeing. The cotton fabrics are handwoven and dyed with mostly natural dyes and then mordanted in mud to set the colour. Next to the small shop is a restaurant specialising in a local noodle dish. Rice flour paste is spread on cotton fabric and steamed. Some fresh ingredients including morning glory, bean sprouts, glass noodles and pork is wrapped in the steamed noodle parcel that’s then served in a delicious broth and finished with a sprinkling of pork crackling and fried egg on top. Simple, rustic and utterly divine! If you are willing to eat as simply as most Thai people do, you’ll be assured of great food and even better prices. In the countryside a meal for four cost only about R40. Sukhothai is a bit off the tourist map, so we had ample time to wander around the ruins of the old city temples. So evocative of the past, Alan was spellbound, but Rubin was a bit less so. He’d contracted a head cold – possibly due to the temperature fluctuations between the outdoor heat and indoor air-

Houses along the Ping River

conditioning. Alan would soon follow with an equally miserable head cold. Alan is a bit of a relic junky but if you are not, this part of the trip can be a bit trying as it takes a few days. The ruins are breathtaking and only hint at the magnificence of what the city might have looked like when it was flourishing. One of the most splendid images of the Buddha is Phra Atchana at Wat Si Chum, the largest Buddha image in Sukhothai Historical Park. His gold-leafed hand is about the height of a man and the statue has an incredibly powerful presence. Local people still venerate this image and the pasting of gold leaf is a very pious act. With Sukhothai being a bit off the tourist map, it’s not as crowded as Ayutthaya, which is only an hour’s drive from Bangkok. We spent two nights in Sukhothai at the Tharaburi Resort, a charming small hotel. The food we were served at Tharabar on our first night was some of the best Thai food we’d ever eaten. From Sukhothai we drove to Ayutthaya and spent the night at Classic Kameo. The hotel has been revamped and is more than comfortable. Once again we had an apartment-style suite complete with a washing machine, which was great. Tapestry, the hotel’s restaurant serves mainly Chinese cuisine and dim sum, but Thai dishes are also on the menu. The food was divine. Around this time we both noticed our clothes were getting a tad tighter… Probably because it shrank in the heat. At least that’s our belief. Rubin was feeling a bit off colour and had a touch of ‘temple fatigue,’ so Alan went on a whirlwind two-temple tour with the hotel’s GM, Rochidee Himbenman. It turned out to be a fun and informative trip. The ruins and temples are impressive and at Wat Mahathat is where one can see the famous Buddha head embedded among the roots of a strangler fig. Ancient Ayutthaya

The Service 1921 - Anantara Hotel, Chiang Mai

is believed to have been built around the 14th century but was destroyed and reduced to ruins in 1767 during the invasion of Ayutthaya by the Burmese army. Ayutthaya Historical Park is home to several temple complexes and we’d advise getting there early to beat the rush. Rochidee clearly loved his city and was a wonderful host. He informed us that Ayutthaya is an industrial city with many industries being Japanese-owned, like Toyota. Interestingly, the Swarovski crystal factory is also located in Ayutthaya. The next morning we headed off to visit one final temple before driving to Bangkok. ‘Bangkok’ is a name just for foreigners, as in Thai it’s called something else entirely. The city has the longest name of any on the planet. Its full name is Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit. The name, composed of Pali and Sanskrit root words, translates roughly as: The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (of Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn. Thais will never call their capital city Bangkok – indeed, some Thais in the more remote provinces may never have even heard of it being called that. Instead in Thai it is known as Krung Thep, which roughly translates to ‘City of Angels.’ Our hotel was the recently opened 137 Pillars in Sukhumvit. A splendid high-rise with stunning city views, our spacious Ayutthaya Suite on the 25th floor was a decorator’s dream. 87

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From our balcony we could see a large piece of vacant land from where the chirping of crickets could be heard every night. Every creature comfort is provided for, including a large round bathtub and a Japanese loo. The latter is a rather funny contraption with a heated seat and every time you walk past, the lid pops open and it does a little flush/squirt to say ‘hi.’ It also has a built-in fan. Meeting General Manager Bjorn Richardson was another highlight. He has a passion for his work and Thailand that is infectious. During our stay our butler, Danny, took good care of us and was always available to answer questions or check up on something for us. It seemed he never slept and was always on duty! Nimitr restaurant was an experience we were lucky to enjoy twice. The name means ‘a special dream’ in Thai and this is surely one of the best restaurants in Bangkok. Food has been elevated to art and our dinner, the Iron Chef Experience, was exquisite. Chef Tammasak Chootong is a culinary alchemist and he was a special chef guest at Nimitr, and personally presented a heavenly six-course menu with freshly caught seafood ingredients from Japan. We also enjoyed a spectacular lunch at Nimitr hosted by Bjorn and the elegant PR Manager Nuengruethai Sa-nguansakpakdee. Lunch was sublime and we were again bowled over. Perched high above the skyline of Bangkok, Jack Bain’s Bar is dedicated to the colonial gentleman from 137 Pillars House Chiang Mai. His family lived in the historical teak homestead that today is the legend of the East Borneo Company dating back to the late 1800s. Marble Bar is just as gorgeous with its cool marble-clad setting next to the pool. But the cherry on top is the exclusive rooftop pool deck with breathtaking views, a rim-flow pool, small bar and curtained loungers. Heaven! Nitra Spa & Wellness, located on the 28th floor, offers face and body care treatments and holistic therapies, and yet again, we were treated to a divine massage. A cute purple London cab named Louie runs an hourly schedule between the hotel and EmQuarter near the sky train station. Getting around via the sky train is a breeze, but we mainly opted for taxis. A word of warning though, Bangkok’s traffic is pretty much non-stop, so it’s best not to try get anywhere in a hurry. One of the best Bangkok experiences is a night tuk-tuk tour by Expique. Our group consisting of Americans, a German gent, and us South Africans met at a central point and were introduced to the owner of Expique, a British expat named Simon, our guide Tom and our drivers. Then we set off in the clear plastic-roofed tuk-tuks. Seeing the city at night is great, especially since its cooler. We stopped at a market mainly used by locals (boy the stuff is so cheap here!) and sampled some divine skewered pork mince balls. We also visited some temples and historic sites, among these the famous Wat Pho – the Temple of the Reclining Buddha. Sadly the temple housing the Buddha closes at 18h00, but the main complex was open. At night, it has a subtle splendour that is just breathtaking. Dinner was at the famous Thipsamai restaurant. This busy restaurant serves excellent Pad Thai and Simon had someone waiting in the long queue and our arrival was perfectly timed to coincide with tables becoming available. Watching the cooks prepare the food on open charcoal burners was interesting to see, but they must have been dying of heat! The tour finished off at around 23h00 at Simon’s favourite

place in Bangkok – the flower market. He took us through this incredible place that’s open twenty-four hours a day and we watched flowers being delivered and collected, as well as garlands being made for offering at the temples. He knew the people and their life-stories, and was clearly in his element. The final activity was to sample some divine desserts made with edible flowers at his new cooking school overlooking the market. We even learnt to fold lotus flowers in the traditional manner. Our drivers then took us all back to our hotels. The following day we headed off to see the Grand Palace. Opting to just stroll around was a good idea, as it’s easier for two people to move around than for groups, since the site is packed with tourists. Do be advised that picture identification is required, so take your passport. Also, long pants and sleeves are to be worn as a sign of respect. This is arguably one of the most impressive sights you’ll ever see. Glittering buildings hint at the opulence of the Thai court. Wat Phra Kaew or the Temple of the Emerald Buddha is regarded as the most important Buddhist temple in Thailand and is located on the grounds of the Grand Palace. This splendid temple enshrines Phra Kaew Morakot – the Emerald Buddha. This highly revered Buddha image was meticulously carved from a single block of emerald green jade. The Emerald Buddha (Phra Putta Maha Mani Ratana Patimakorn) is a Buddha image in the meditating position in the style of the Lanna school of the north, dating from the 15th century AD. It is possible to enter the back of the temple and view this gorgeous image, but only Thais can approach the image to worship. Three times a year the King himself changes the golden robes of the Buddha

according to the season. A diamond encrusted golden robe is worn by the Buddha image during the hot season. A golden robe is worn during the cold season and a gilded monk’s robe is worn during the rainy season. The robes not in use can be viewed at the museum. Often overlooked by tourists, the Queen Sirikit Museum of Textiles is located just inside the main visitor’s entrance to the Grand Palace and admission is free if you are visiting the Grand Palace. The first impression on entry is of calm and beauty. Apart from it having very few visitors, the air-conditioning is also most welcome. Queen Sirikit donated the museum to the people of Thailand in 1976 to encourage the continued use of traditional Thai handicrafts. On display are some incredible costumes worn by traditional Thai dancers, as well as part of the Queen’s collection of garments made in the 1960s and 1970s by the House of Pierre Balmain, and her own seamstresses. Anyone with even a passing interest in textiles and fashion will find the display fascinating. One of the most beautiful places to visit is surely Jim Thompson House. Thompson was an American businessman who revitalised the Thai silk industry in the 1050s and 1960s. He mysteriously disappeared in the Cameron Highlands while on Easter holiday in Malaysia in 1967. Apart from founding the company that still bears his name, Thompson was also known as a superb host and his house on the klong (canal) became well known. Actually, his house is made up of six antique teak houses that he had bought and reassembled on the estate. His art collection is stunning and a visit to this house is highly recommended. Join a guided tour and prepare to be enthralled.

Suite at 137 Pillars

89 Marble pool at 137 Pillars

Nimitr at 137 Pillars

We would have loved to linger and drink in the exquisite beauty of this house, which is kept as he’d left it. Shop for branded Jim Thompson merchandise or have a bite at the coffee shop, but for real bargains head to the Jim Thompson Factory Shop across town. Here you can buy silk by the metre and end of range goods at excellent prices. We’d recommend you buy your gifts for those at home here. Alan has had a lifelong love of Asian art and this trip was also a perfect opportunity to scout for pretty things to bring home. The best place to shop for anything in Bangkok is at Chatuchak weekend market, the largest market in Asia. Forget the malls with all the designer shops and head off to this über market, but be warned, you might need help carrying all your shopping, so take a friend along. Print a map before you go, as this place is huge at 35 acres and has somewhere between 8 000 to 15 000 market stalls, depending on which guidebook you have. It can be a bit confusing, so if you see something you like, buy it on the spot. Thinking you’ll make your way back to the shop later is a huge mistake. Spend at least half a day here. Any less will leave you wanting more! And don’t forget to bargain. No price is truly set,

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and you should get at least 10 to 15 percent knocked off, but the stuff is cheap, if you’re uncomfortable with haggling. Bangkok is famous for its nightlife and if you’re up for some partying, head off to Silom, a suburb filled with great bars and clubs. Friday and Saturday evenings are best, but the place buzzes every night. Some of the places are bars where you can enjoy a drink and relax, while others are a bit more racy. Consult your concierge and choose your venue. One of the clubs we heard about, but didn’t visit, is Classic Boys Club. They are famous for their live merman show. Next time… Returning home with heavy hearts was made all the more bearable because we were booked to fly Premium Economy on Singapore Air and boy, what a difference a bit of extra legroom makes. We actually managed to sleep and put in a full day at the office on the day of arrival. Whether you are interested in culture, shopping, clubbing or lazing on some of the world’s most beautiful beaches, Thailand has everything you could wish for in a destination. And best of all, the weak rand can still stretch far enough to make the holiday of a lifetime a reality. What are you waiting for?

WHAT TO PACK Cool clothing. Lots of shorts and tees. Comfortable walking shoes that are easy to slip on and off, as you will remove your shoes at temples, some restaurants and historic buildings. When visiting the Grand Palace you are required to wear long pants and shoulders must be covered, so no tank tops. MONEY Cash is king. Get some of your currency in SA. Thai ATMs can be a headache, and can be expensive at about 220 baht per withdrawal. Most ATMs limit withdrawals to 10 000 baht. You can also change money at most markets and at Chiang Mai’s night bazaar we changed SA rands at no fee and they take just about any currency. Airport currency exchanges are the costliest, so avoid them if you can. ATM withdrawals cost as low as 2-3%, while buying currency through your bank at home carries a fee of about 14%. Get a separate debit card, just in case you lose a card. The cost of living is low, so if you are moderately adventurous in terms of eating and getting around, Thailand is very affordable. FOOD Freshly-prepared, deep-fried or stir-fried is fine. Anything that’s been pre-prepared is possibly best avoided. Don’t be afraid to try street food – it’s often delicious. Drinking bottled water is advised, but we had tap water and suffered no ill effects. Keep a bottle of hand sanitiser in your bag for extra peace of mind. MANNERS AND RESPECT The traditional greeting is called wai. The phrase Sawadee khap is spoken while bringing the hands together in a prayerlike pose and bending the head so your nose just about touches the tips of your fingers. Handshakes are reserved for westerners and even then it is often awkward. Saying ‘thank you’ in Thai is also a beautiful, polite phrase. Krap khun khaap is spoken by men, while kap khun kaap is spoken by women. Pointing at images of the Buddha or people is a no-no. If you need to make such a gesture, use your flat hand, palm up. Feet are the lowest part of the body. Do not point or show the bottom of your feet toward anyone. This is easier to do than you may think. It can happen when you cross your legs, sit on the floor or rest your feet on something. In temples keep your head lower than the main Buddha images, and where a monk is teaching or giving blessings, sit or kneel. Respect the royal family. Thai people revere their king and queen and strict lese-majeste laws are in place. The Thai national anthem is played every day at 08h00 and 18h00. It is considered good etiquette to stop and pay respect at these times.

into the vehicle. Always ask for a meter taxi and insist on the meter running. Get your hotel’s card with address and ask them to write down where you wish to go, or instruct your driver on your behalf. If you are out and about at night, your driver might park in front of a bar to “quickly go see a friend” while leaving you to be chatted up by the girls (or ladyboys). Just be polite and say ‘no,’ if it’s not your scene. SAFETY Use common sense. Pickpockets are around at markets and busy historic sites, but keep your money and valuables in a small shoulder bag (preferably with zips) and you’ll be fine. TIPPING Tipping is not customary in Thailand, but small gratuities for great service are very much appreciated. Tipping in hotels is not expected, but you can tip the porter that carried your bags up to your room 20 to 50 baht, or leave 20 baht under your pillow for the cleaner. In all restaurants it is customary to leave behind any loose change in coins as a tip. In more upscale restaurants, with professional wait staff who provide excellent service, a larger tip of 5% to 10% is quite common. SEX Thais are relaxed about sex and anything goes as long as you don’t flaunt it. Keep your wits about you if you go cruising around the bars and clubs – there are many scams targeting tourists and you don’t want to be a victim. DRUGS Don’t go there. Just don’t. Thai jails are not pretty. SCAMS If you are not part of a group tour to the Grand Palace, you will be accosted by people outside the palace complex claiming that it is temporarily closed. They will usually offer you a ‘free’ tour and get you to buy all kinds of stuff. It’s the oldest scam in Bangkok. Arm yourself beforehand by reading up about scams online before you go.

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Bars & Clubs – Cape Town Amsterdam Action Bar: 10-12 Cobern St, De Waterkant. www.amsterdamactionbar.co.za Bars & Clubs – Cape Town. Crew Bar. 30 Napier Street, Green Point, Cape Town. Bars & Clubs – Johannesburg Babylon the Bar. 198 Oxford Road, Oxford Centre, Illovo. www.babylontheclub.co.za Bars & Clubs – Johannesburg (Men only) The Factory. All male nude, multi-level cruise bar. 6, Sixth St, New Doornfontein. www.thefactorybar.co.za Bending and Welding: Metal Spirit cc – Johannesburg Bending and welding, laser cutting, light sheet metal work and geyser trays. Tel: (011) 402-8770/1, www.metalspirit.co.za

Blinds: Blind Boyz – Johannesburg Vertical, venetian, roller, bamboo, solar-screens and folding-doors. Ronell: (011) 472-0962 Mike: 082 386-3333

Business Services: PostNet Sandton City – Johannesburg For all your Postal Services, Printing and Internet Café. Tel: (011) 783-6810, Email: deon.sandton@postnet.co.za

Cars: CMH Toyota – Melrose For any Toyota enquiries. Mark X Barnes: 083 453-5821 www.cmhtoyotamelrose.co.za

Business owners are continually faced with challenges like rising costs, compliance and forced expenditure, and now ‘green’ is in. We pride ourselves in working closely with our clients to achieve and maintain an acceptable level of compliance in accordance with the Occupational Health and Safety Act and all regulations thereunder. SSA provides various Occupational Health and Safety, Food Hygiene, and HACCP solutions to all sectors of industry including: Corporate, Retail, Events Management, Engineering & Construction, Food Production & Supply. We manage and facilitate all matters pertaining to training, client agent and contractor management, risk management and assessments, HACCP, food hygiene and safety files. SSA is the only health and safety company in South Africa endorsed by the insurance industry and are able to negotiate significant reductions on your short-term insurance premiums and annual increases. Neil Hosken (Gauteng) | (t) 062 922-3054 | (e) neilh@safetysolutionsafrica.co.za John Kilian (Cape Town) | (t) 076 509-4590 | (e) johnk@safetysolutionsafrica.co.za

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Specialise in PARKHURST · PARKTOWN NORTH Kings specialise in Parkhurst and Parktown North. For many years now, we have a proven track record of top sales and record prices and a reputation we are proud of!!! If you are thinking of selling in Parkhurst and Parktown North, or if you need advice on property in Greenside, Melville and Craighall Park, contact Kings on 447-4420.

We Provide: Realistic no-obligation valuations. Large buyer network, local, national and international, through our internet exposure. Excellent after-sales service. Fully equipped central office. Sound experience, effective advice. Constant feedback.

For a free no-obligation valuation of your property, contact us on (011) 447-4420

Business: Safety and Insurance Solutions – Johannesburg and Cape Town Helping businesses achieve compliance with the Occupational Health and Safety Act. Neil Hosken (Gauteng): 062 922-3054 and John Kilian (Cape Town) 076 509-4590 www.safetysolutionsafrica.co.za Cars: Kia Motors Roodepoort – Johannesburg Personalised service and customer satisfaction. Ferdi Hiestermann Tel: (011) 768-6500 www.kiaroodepoort.co.za Car Rental: Bidvest Car rental rates tailored with you in mind. Tel: 086 101-7722, www.bidvestcarrental.co.za Church: Die Reformerende Kerk – Johannesburg h/v Rabie Straat en 4de Laan. Fontainebleau, Randburg. Ds. Trevor Skinner 084 305-1670 Cleaning: Rage Cleaning Solutions – Johannesburg Carpets, upholstery, curtains, tiles and grout, cars, Domestic and office cleaning. Riaan Bothma: (011) 476-6866, 073 261-5854, www.ragecs.co.za Dating: Date Circle Same-sex dating portal. www.datecircle.co.za Décor: Glass Candle Specialists Locally made reusable hand blown glass candles. www.glasscandlespecialists.co.za Tel: (011) 440-7219, Email: michael@glasscandlespecialists.co.za Dental Health: TheraBreath America’s number one premium oral care brand. Tel: (011) 465-7668, Email: orders@therabreath.co.za Electricians: Line Electrical – Johannesburg Pre-paid, geyser timer, earth leakage, cable faults, stoves, electrical maintenance. Renier: 076 403-4204, renier.line@gmail.com, info@lineelc@gmail.com

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Effectively protecting your income at disability, making provision for your retirement and taking care of your life partner in case you can no longer, is what distinguish us.

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Esoteric: Psychic For accurate readings and spiritual guidance. Personal consultations and telephonic readings. Westdene, Johannesburg. Joan: (011) 482-9935 / 082 706-1219

Estate Agents: Kings Estate Agents and Auctioneers Specialise in Parkhurst and Parktown North, Johannesburg. Tel: (011) 447-4420 Fancy Dress: Jods Hire Service Huge selection of costumes for theme parties. Tel: (011) 450-4424/5 Furniture Removals: Girls on the Move – Johannesburg The difference is our feminine touch! Tel: 086 111-6683 or Desiré: 083 677-1273 www.girlsonthemove.co.za

Florist: Rhubarb Flower Company – George Creative, fresh floral arrangements, specialising in commitment ceremonies, weddings and functions on the Garden Route. Tel/Fax: (044) 874-5108 Email: rhubarb.flowers@gmail.com Gay T-Shirts: Rocking Horse Togs Customised gay T-Shirts, long sleeved, hoodies and jackets. Tel: 082 936-6153, Email: michyork5@gmail.com Gay Scholarships, Coaching & Mentorships, Private Equity: Shambhala Promoting and supporting proudly LGBT business leaders. Email: info@shambhala.org.za, www.shambhala.org.za Hairdressing: Fiore Hair Design Master stylist, colour specialists, precision cutting. Tel: (011) 782-5760, Email: dominic@fiorehairdesign.co.za Hairdressing: Halo Hair Lounge – Illovo, Johannesburg Shop 3, Illovo Muse, 198 Oxford Road, Illovo. Phillip or Donna: (011) 447-9866 Health & Fitness: Personal Trainer Joel Sassoon – Illovo, Johannesburg Cutting edge fitness techniques and home training. Fit Gym Illovo. Joel Sassoon: 079 448-7902, joelsassoon@gmail.com, www.joelsassoon.co.za Health and Fitness: Pilates and Wellness Studio Fully equipped private gym in Melville. Tel: (011) 726-4934

Health & Fitness: Personal Trainer – Pretoria Sport specific and personal training, based in Centurion. Achieve your fitness goals. Ernest: 082 665-6876 Email: ernest.hobbs@gmail.com

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Health and Wellness: Alan Trenoweth Full body massage, body wellness, reiki and grooming, Linden, Johannesburg. Tel: 082 685-9911, Email: body.sense@hotmail.com

Health & Wellness: Bodyworks – Pretoria Male Grooming & Massage From brows to toes & everything in-between. Waxing, trimming or shaving. Sport, Taoist or Thai Massage. Cell: 083 286-1891 or 082 950-6789 Health and Wellness: Sprout Microneedling, chemical peels, massage, botox and fillers. Tel: (011) 039-5889, Email: book@sproutskin.co.za

Health and Wellness: Sports Massage and Shiatsu Daniel Brink Park, Bryanston, Johannesburg. For headaches, stiff neck and shoulders, lower back pain, injury, stress and insomnia. Contact Leon: 082 479-7634. Visit massage-wisdom.co.za for more details.

Holiday Accommodation: 205@Peninsula – Hartebeespoort Dam Escape from the concrete jungle to the tranquil shores of Hartebeespoort Dam. Just 20 minutes from Lanseria airport, we will ensure that you will feel at home. Gym, boating and cycling facilities available. Cell: 082 440-3684 or Email: jaques@erlima.co.za

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[Male Therapist] Call Gunther: (010) 312 5007 Email: book@sproutskin.co.za

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Holiday Accommodation: Bartholomeus Klip – Western Cape Romantic Victorian wheat and sheep farmstead with a private nature reserve. Cell: 082 322-1758, Email: info@bartholomeusklip.com Holiday Accommodation: Boschrand Game Farm – Winburg Perfect for quick weekend breaks, Gay weddings and conferences. Tel: 072 611-8501, Email: info@boschrandlodge.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Caracal Lodge – Mpumalanga Self-catering accommodation in Houtboshoek Valley. 5 luxury cottages. Cell: 082 451-0359, dblanshard@mweb.co.za, www.caracallodge.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Celtis Lodge – Magaliesburg Escape for a romantic weekend with your soulmate for quality time together. Tel: 076 166-9123, www.celtislodge.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Cleaning Fairies – Jeffreys Bay Cleaning service for holiday apartments and homes. Tel: 076 469-6964, Email: jacqueskritz@gmail.com Holiday Accommodation: Flycatcher Castle – Graskop Be Spoilt in Luxury. Tel: (013) 767-1114, Email: info@flycatchercastle.com

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Holiday Accommodation: FZP Apartment Rentals – Cape Town Leisure and corporate rentals in and around Cape Town. Tel: (021) 426-1634, Email: info@fzp.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Granny Mouse Country House & Spa – KZN KZN Midlands – four hours from Johannesburg. Tel: (033) 234-4071, www.grannymouse.co.za Do you own a gay or gay-friendly business? Advertise with Gay Pages and reach a comprehensive national and selected international readership. Tel: (011) 726-1560 or (011) 025-5000 Cell: 082 777 0830 gaypages@iafrica.com // www.gaypagessa.co.za

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Enjoy a romantic weekend with your soulmate. Four secluded quaint thatch cottages with log fires, cosy beds with down duvets, bubble bath big enough for two, romantic candlelit dinners with soft music and lazy breakfasts. Treat yourselves to a holistic full body massage which includes aromatherapy, Reiki, reflexology and crystal healing. Relax next to the swimming pool, walk the labyrinth together, or just spend the whole day cuddled up in bed. Country hospitality at its best. Singles welcome. Enchanting woodland chapel for meditation and intimate weddings.

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Luxury self-catering accommodation in Houtboshoek Valley in the heart of Mpumalanga. There are 5 luxury cottages, 3 of which are privately secluded in the bush and 2 have their own cuddle puddle rock pool. They have no electricity, but have gas appliances and are romantically lit with lanterns and LED lighting. Caracal Lodge is surrounded by beautiful grassy mountains, home to a variety of plains game and antelope. Gerry the friendly giraffe loves visiting guests at their cottages. Breathtaking views can be enjoyed while hiking or on a 4x4 drive. Enjoy a picnic or sundowners at the waterfall. Supervised clay target shooting, gym and honesty bar. Close to Sudwala Caves and Kaapsehoop, a quaint village famous for their wild horses. Tel: 082 451-0359 Email: dblanshard@mweb.co.za • www.caracallodge.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Hunter Hotels – Gorah Elephant Camp This exclusive Big Five, 5 Star safari lodge is in the Addo Elephant National Park. Tel: (044) 501-1111, www.hunterhotels.com

Holiday Accommodation: Ixopix Earth & Sky Cottages – Skeerpoort. Beautiful view of the Magaliesberg. Situated between Hartebeespoort and Magaliesburg. Affordable accommodation in two en-suite units, with patios overlooking the veld. A lapa houses a fully equipped kitchen and relaxation area. Enjoy hiking, biking, hot-air ballooning, fishing and horse riding. Contact Clara: keil.clara@gmail.com / 082 557-5790 / facebook. Holiday Accommodation: Jabula Lodge Gay owned lodge in Summerstrand, Port Elizabeth. The Friendly City. Come stay with us and we will make you feel at home. 36 Avonmouth Crescent. Tel: (041) 583 1263 Cell: 084 233-3111 Jacques Email: info@jabulalodge.co.za, www.jabulalodge.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Namibia JJ Tours The first Rainbow Travel Agency in Namibia with a difference! We offer 10% discount on all SADC residents! Please use Gay Pages as your reference! Join us on a journey of a lifetime. Please contact us via email – bookings@namibiajjtours.com – or you can contact us on our website www.namibiajjtours.com.

Jeffreys Bay Holiday Accommodation WE provide you with all your accommodation needs for weekend getaways as well as a cleaning service for holiday apartments and homes Jacques Kritzinger Cell: 076 469-6964 Fax: 086 5000 564 jacqueskritz@gmail.com

Holiday Accommodation: Magalies Mountain View Cottage, Hekpoort, Magalies Meander Region, Gauteng Charming 2-bedroom self-catering timber-frame cottage with panoramic mountain views. Cycle or walk along country roads. Take a balloon or microlight flight. Listen out for the cry of the fish eagle. A comfortable hour or so drive from Johannesburg or Pretoria. Call Sue on 082 888-2724 to book a piece of paradise with us. Email: sueoxb@iafrica.com Holiday Accommodation: Melkbos Moments Stunning self-catering unit in Melkbosstrand 80 metres from the beach and within walking distance to restaurants and shops. Hantie: 082 411-9399. www.melkbosmoments.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Pipa’s Guesthouse Pipa’s Guesthouse, 63 Davin Street, Bultfontein, Free State. Come and experience central South African small-town hospitality only 3 hours from Johannesburg. Gay managed and owned. Charming, arty guesthouse and restaurant. Contact: Paul 072 247-7654 or Pieter 072 403-3171 Holiday Accommodation: Phoenix Guest House – Wilderness Spectacular views, contemporary interiors. It is out of the ordinary. Cell: 082 395-9986, Email: info@phoenixguesthouse.com Holiday Accommodation: Protea Hotel Victoria Junction – Cape Town Tel: (021) 418-1234 www.proteahotel/victoriajunction.com

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Holiday Accommodation: Porcupine Hills Nestled in a nature reserve, an easy hour from Cape Town, Porcupine Hills offers a perfect setting for a weekend away, Sunday brunch amongst the olives, even an elegant wedding. Luxurious accommodation and a gourmet restaurant. Tel/Fax: (028) 284-9066, Email: info@porcupinehills.co.za www.porcupinehills.co.za

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Holiday Accommodation: Protea Hotel Malaga – Mpumalanga Regular Pink Weekends. Holiday and business accommodation. Tel: (013) 257-5300, reservations@malagahotel.co.za, www.proteahotels.com/malaga Holiday Accommodation: Reefteach luxury 3-star diving lodge – Sodwana Bay All 12 bedrooms en-suite with air-conditioning. Catered or self-catering. Tel: (035) 571-0231, info@reefteach.co.za, www.reefteach.co.za

Holiday Accommodation: Shangrila-innibos – Magaliesberg Luxury camping sites, log cabins, thatch chalets and a guesthouse. Tel: 072 945-4115, Email: info@shangrilainnibos.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Terra- Africa – Windhoek Your gateway to the adventure and intrigue that is Namibia. www.terra-africa.com

Holiday Accommodation: Tomjachu Bush Lodge – near Mbombela (Nelspruit) Tourism Grading Council of S.A. – 4 Star, AA Quality Assured in the category Superior. A haven of tranquility where memories will be made to be enjoyed in years to come... Tel: +27 (0)82 854-5842 or +27 (0)13 744-0203 Email: reservations@tomjachu.com, www.tomjachu.com Holiday Accommodation: The Turbine Boutique Hotel – Knysna 24 en-suite bedrooms, Island Café, Turbine Tapas Bar & Amani Spa. Tel: (044) 302-5745, www.turbinehotel.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Walkersons Hotel and Spa – Mpumalanga Nestled in the rolling hills of the Highveld, outside the hamlet of Dullstroom. Tel: (013) 253-7000, www.walkersons.co.za Holiday Accommodation: Welgedacht Tours and Safaris – Gauteng Find your own piece of Africa, hidden in the Dinokeng Game Reserve. Tel: 079 478-6780, info@welgedachtsafaris.com, www.welgedachtsafaris.com Holiday Accommodation: Villa D’or Gay Guesthouse – Johannesburg Luxury spacious rooms including full bathroom, DSTV, bar fridge and breakfast. Tel: 084 252-2565, Cell: 084 905-7909 www.villador.co.za Do you own a gay or gay-friendly business? Advertise with Gay Pages and reach a comprehensive national and selected international readership. Tel: (011) 726-1560 or (011) 025-5000 Cell: 082 777 0830 gaypages@iafrica.com // www.gaypagessa.co.za

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Holiday Accommodation: The Wild Mushroom Boutique Hotel The surprising wonder-world of exotic mushrooms is unlocked in the stylish elegance of The Wild Mushroom. The hotel’s location in Stellenbosch is ideal for an authentic experience of the Cape winelands. TOCSA 5-star hotel. Tel: (021) 881-3586, info@wildmushroom.co.za www.wildmushroom.co.za Hypnotherapist: Timothy Fritz C.Ht. - Cape Town Certified Hypnotherapist (Non-Medical) Sexual orientation, understand yourself and your emotions, change bad habits, ego strengthening, self empowerment, reduce stress, wellbeing of body mind and soul. Cell: 083 353-4570, Email: timothy.fritz@hypnotherapy.co.za International Gay Guide: Spartacus Explore the gay world. www.spartacus.com

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Marriage Officer/Huweliks Bevestiger: Pretoria Make your union legal: marriage or civil partnership. English or Afrikaans. Religious or secular. Based in Pretoria, but able to travel. André Muller: 082 326-9385 Email: amuller@tiscali.co.za Marriage Officer: Catholic, inter- and non-denominational, spiritual or civil. At the venue of your choice or at our chapel or office in Johannesburg. Eng. or Afr. Bishop Oliver: 076 604-5582, fr.og.felix@mweb.co.za, www.whiterobedmonks.org/sa

Minister and Marriage Officer – Gauteng I shall gladly officiate for you a Church wedding and ceremony, also at your venue or home. Also feel free to contact me for other religious services like the christening of your children, pastoral counselling etc. Cell: 083 730-2887 Email: doctorheinrich@mtnloaded.co.za Mediation: Bateman Krogh Professional Mediators Parktown North, Johannesburg. Emotion is at the heart of any disoute. -Facilitated by two psychologists with 40 years’ experience. -Specialised divorce/partnership, avoid costly legal options. -Cost effective, emotionally intelligent and equitable outcomes. Avalene Bateman: 082 777-7811 or Annale Krogh: 083 302-5005 Website: www.professionalmediators.co.za Medical: Dental – Dr Galatis Specialising in aesthetic metal-free dentistry, implantology and ceramic crowns. Tel: (011) 783-5558, Email: galatisatdentists@work.co.za

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Medical: Dental – Kloof Street Dental Practice, Cape Town Dr S R van Wyk (B.CH. D Stell) and Dr. J F Bouwer B.Ch.D (Stell/UWC) 154 Kloof Street, Oranjezicht, Cape Town. General Dental Practitioners, Implant Treatment, Laser Assisted Dentistry, Aesthetic Treatment, Teeth Whitening and Emergencies. Tel: (021) 424-5683, Email: kloofdental@telkomsa.net

Medical: Dr. Cobus van Niekerk & Associates – Johannesburg Aesthetic & General Practitioners 66 Drysdale Road, cnr Taurus Road, Sandown. Tel: (011) 675-5886

Medical: General Practitioner – Dr Steve Edwards M.B. Ch.B.B (UCT), Johannesburg Dr Gayly Fok M.B. Ch.B.B. (Wits) Tel: (011) 463-8330 1 Longford Road, Bryanston. Do you own a gay or gay-friendly business? Advertise with Gay Pages and reach a comprehensive national and selected international readership. Tel: (011) 726-1560 or (011) 025-5000 Cell: 082 777 0830 gaypages@iafrica.com // www.gaypagessa.co.za

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Medical: Psychologist (Industrial/Career) – Hilton, KZN Calum McComb, B.Com (Hons), M.Com (PS 0121398). Career guidance, EQ assessments and coaching, psychometric assessments, talent management, team dynamics and leadership development. Skype consultations available countrywide. Tel: 084 913-7069 Email: calum@peoplesense.co.za, www.peoplesense.co.za

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FABER – Paarl Eric Bulpitt and his team have masterminded a 3-course menu that runs from a Wednesday through to a Sunday for lunch only. Focusing on a passion of a ‘zero wastage’ philosophy together with Avondale’s proprietor Johnathan Grieve, Bulpitt accesses the estate’s gardens and farm to harvest fine produce. Avondale’s organic and biodynamic food garden has already been extended to produce fresh vegetables and herbs for the restaurant, while stone fruits and citrus from the farm’s orchards arrive with the changing seasons. Eggs are harvested daily from the eco-friendly egg-mobile housing Avondale’s free range chickens, and in time the farm will provide a steady march of broiler chickens and pasturereared organic beef to the kitchen. Avondale, Lustigan Road, Paarl, Western Cape. Open for lunch from Wednesday to Sunday from 12h00 to 14h30 and for dinner from Thursday to Saturday from 18H30 to 21h00. Tel: (021) 202-1219 www.avondalewine.co.za/faber

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HUSSAR GRILL – Paarl Sometimes a franchise restaurant deserves recognition, irrespective of our general editorial policy to avoid them. After dining at various branches of Hussar Grill, we believe that Paarl Hussar Grill is probably the best in the group and that they could match some of the top steak houses in the country. Consistency and the cosy grillroom atmosphere with white table linen, a fireplace and romantic lighting sets the stage for a charming experience. The Hollandse Bitter Ballen starter consists of double-cream Béchamel, studded with beef jus and beef bits, then crumbed and deep fried – a great Dutch delicacy with Dijon mustard on the side. Their steaks are carefully aged and grilled to perfection. The highly recommended Hollandse Biefstuk is a lightly peppered fillet, flambéed in brandy and butter, while their chateaubriand is one of the best. There is no corkage charge should you bring your own wine, but their Platinum Diners Club awarded wine list is well priced and comprehensive. Sometimes diners are also treated with a delicious chocolate vodka surprise at the end of the meal. The original Hussar Grill in Rondebosch opened its legendary brass doors in 1964. 54-56 Main Road, Paarl, Western Cape. Open from 12h00 to 23h00 seven days a week, 364 days a year. Tel: 021-8630466 www.hussargrill.co.za HAUTE CABRIÈRE CELLAR RESTAURANT − Franschhoek Set high on the mountain slopes above the picturesque village of Franschhoek, Haute Cabrière has long charmed visitors with its perfect marriage of fine wine and gourmet cuisine. Head Chef Dennis Strydom, is evolving the menu at the acclaimed Cellar Restaurant to offer a more relaxed bistro-style experience. “When I think about food my mind goes straight to my grandmother’s house on our family farm in the Langkloof. Her cooking was all about delicious, honest food“ says Strydom, who trained at the historic Queen’s Hotel in Oudtshoorn before taking up chef positions at boutique hotels and five-star lodges across the Garden Route and Eastern Cape. “I want the menu here to be an offering that is consistent, generous, and worth returning for.” Strydom’s à la carte menu finds expression in an array of mouth-watering bistro-inspired dishes given a deft touch of culinary class. Haute Cabrière’s Tasting Room and Cellar Restaurant are both situated on Franschhoek Pass, Lambrecht Street, Franschhoek. The Cellar Restaurant is open for lunch and dinner from Tuesday to Saturday and on Sunday for lunch only from 12h00 to 15h00. Tel: (021) 876-2630 www.cabriere.co.za

BELLGABLES RESAURANT – Muldersdrift, Johannesburg Errol Gobey and Harry Hinis are legends in the culinary world. Bellgables is a country restaurant known for over-thetop glam and superb cuisine. Nestled within the valley of the surrounding Zwartkop Hills, patrons experience opulence, grandeur and indulgence in a unique country setting. Antiques, paintings, fireplaces and flower and fruit arrangements set a warm and elegant atmosphere against the backdrop of surrounding natural gardens where zebra and antelope can be seen grazing the lawns. At Bellgables enjoyment of a meal is taken a step further and every table setting and plate of food is a visual feat – after all, you see your food before you taste it. The menu is international and reflects seasonal changes. Food presentation at Bellgables is a fine art and service is friendly and efficient. The restaurant caters for business lunches, intimate weddings, private parties and other special occasions. The wine cellar is impressive and diners will delight in discovering a vintage that is just perfect for their meal or celebration. Indeed, Bellgables is the place to celebrate, whether it is a twenty-first, an engagement or a wedding. Personal attention is guaranteed and guests are made to feel right at home. Beyers Naudé Drive Extension (between N14 and Elandsdrift Road), Muldersdrift, Gauteng. Open for lunch from Thursday to Sunday from 12h00, and for dinner from Wednesday to Saturday from 18h30. Reservations are required. Tel: 087 150-0067 Email: info@bellgablesrestaurant.com www.bellgablesrestaurant.com CATHARINA’S RESTAURANT – Constantia, Cape Town Creating a sensory experience that resonates with the spirited life and times of the feisty Catharina Ras, the restaurant pays homage to Steenberg’s 17th century founder. The décor is clean and elegant. Above the diners a flock of white origami swans winds its way just below the ceiling. A single black bird represents Catharina herself. The menu is interwoven with fresh indigenous ingredients Catharina would have hunted, grown and prepared herself. The fare is contemporary comfort food, making guests feel welcomed as they revel in the abundance of fresh produce, cooked simply and presented beautifully. With an eye on creating a “Contemporary Heritage,” Catharina’s embraces the past but keeps evolving with the current to maintain a fresh and innovative attitude. Simplicity and freshness are the cornerstones underpinning the food philosophy. Grills are rather unusual and feature game like zebra, warthog, ostrich, and beef hanger steak. Some of SA’s best wines, as well as a few international names can be found on the wine list and there are a few that are quite pocket friendly. Service is excellent. Meals can be enjoyed indoors, or outdoors under the oak trees where squirrels can be seen busily going about their business, while geese and hadedas patrol the lawns. Steenberg Estate, Steenberg Road, Tokai, Cape Town. Open seven days a week for breakfast from 07h00 to 10h00, lunch from 12h00 to 15h00, and dinner from 18h30 to 21h30. Tel: (021) 713-7178 Email: reservations@catharinasrestaurant.co.za www.steenbergfarm.com/catharinas 109

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HARVEY’S RESTAURANT AND HARRY’S BAR − Umhlanga Harvey’s is a visual and culinary feast. The décor is a mélange of old and new, black and white, with books lining the walls, black leather padded doors and a massive crystal chandelier commands centre stage in the dining room. Pop into the cocktail bar, Harry’s, for pre or post meal drinks and enjoy some of the most artfully creative cocktails. Attractive waiters dressed in traditional waiter’s attire are well trained and engaging. Owner Andrew Draper is known for his fine food and impeccable hands-on personal service. Asian flavours combine with French flair and good old South African home cooking. Tempura, bouillabaisse and teriyaki sit happily side-by side and invite patrons on a culinary journey. Among the starters are Peking duck, complete with mini pancakes, West Coast mussels steamed in white wine and a divine Caesar salad. The seafood casserole in a Noilley Prat and truffle cream is one of the signature main courses and every bit as elegant and decadent as the name suggests. Vegetarians will love the wild mushroom and crêpe gateaux. Their wine list is a connoisseur’s delight and patrons can choose affordable tipples for everyday drinking, or blow-the-budget vintages for special occasions. Shop 13, Umhlanga Centre, 189 Ridge Road, Umhlanga Rocks. Open for lunch Tuesday to Saturday, dinner Tuesday to Sunday and breakfasts at the weekend. Tel: (031) 561-4977 www.harveysrestaurant.co.za

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THE GREENHOUSE – Constantia, Cape Town The flagship restaurant of The Collection by Liz McGrath. This is where Chef Peter Tempelhoff, Cape Town's first Relais & Châteaux Grand Chef, conjures his culinary magic. Together with Head Chef Ashley Moss, they have developed an exciting tasting menu. Realising the importance of our delicate planet and all its inhabitants, Peter is continually striving to achieve a balance between sustainability and culinary uniqueness through ecological awareness and sustainable product development. A mission which has seen the development of a myriad of unique and amazing dishes using less glamorous fish and seafood – dishes which are guaranteed to bring guiltless dining pleasure to all guests. The tasting menus and à la carte menu, expertly paired with superb wines from the surrounding wine region, will impress even the most seasoned of diners. Open from Tuesday to Saturday from 18h00 to 21h30 for dinner. Seating is limited to just 45 people. 93 Brommersvlei Road, Constantia, Cape Town. Tel: (021) 795-6226 Email: greenhouseres@cellars-hohenort.co.za Book online: www.greenhouserestaurant.co.za

SHIO – De Waterkant, Cape Town Izakaya food has finally arrived on our shores. Shio is Cape Town’s very own modern izakaya. In Japanese food culture, an izakaya implies a relaxed dining experience often accompanied by beer or drinks. Think of it as Japanese tapas and you have the idea – it’s all about sharing and sampling various tasty morsels. Cheyne Morrisby’s two other restaurants, Cheyne’s and Lucky Bao, have delighted Capetonians for years and now he brings his inimitable epicurean style to the heart of De Waterkant. Try the oven-roasted kingklip, chilli-salt squid, duck-fat fries or nori-tuna taco, and end with the matcha cheesecake. The Grey Hotel, 49 Napier Street, Green Point, Cape Town. Open for lunch from Wednesday to Saturday 10h00 to 15h00 and dinner from Monday to Saturday 18h00 to 22h00. Tel: (021) 421-1106 or 064 661-7474 Email: info@shio.co.za www.thegreyhotel.co.za/shio

THE SHORTMARKET CLUB – Cape Town Luke Dale-Roberts of The Test Kitchen fame has partnered in a joint venture with his wife, Sandalene Dale-Roberts, his top chef Wesley Randles and manager Simon Widdison to open The Shortmarket Club in a heritage building just off vibey Bree Street. Dale-Roberts focuses mainly on The Test Kitchen and The Pot Luck Club in Woodstock and is here mainly in a supporting role. The restaurant is unique in its design and it’s a place to relax and really lap up the feeling of luxury that surrounds you. Head chef Wesley Randles, who has worked closely with Dale-Roberts since the opening of The Test Kitchen, is clearly having fun with this big new project. The restaurant serves breakfast, lunch and dinner and, in keeping with its opulent old-world feel, many of the dishes are modern interpretations of classics. Their breakfasts have heralded a new trend for the City Bowl with the likes of shiitake brioche

toast soldiers with boiled eggs, quinoa granola made in-house and classic Arnold Bennett omelette. The open kitchen features a braai barbecue section. Front-of-house manager Simon Widdison comes to the fore with his years of experience on the floor. For him, simple, efficient and personable service is at the core of the diner experience. The restaurant space has been conceptualised and designed by Sandalene Dale-Roberts, Luke’s wife, and her vision is a powerful one creating an uncompromisingly opulent feel. The space has the feeling of a club, with leather and wood used extensively. 88 Shortmarket Street, Cape Town. Open Monday to Saturday for breakfast from 08h00 to 11h00. Lunch from 12h30 to 14h30 and dinner from 19h00 to 11h00. Email: info@theshortmarketclub.co.za www.theshortmarketclub.co.za

THE STEAMWORKS – Fourways, Johannesburg Martin Jakoby and Thomas Hughes’s gastropub is a first of its kind in Johannesburg. The funky décor ensures a ’wow’ first impression. Bespoke steampunk-style furniture, brass cogs and clocks set a funky backdrop for superb gastropub food and a wide selection of craft beers. “We have 10 local craft and imported beers on tap, your usual favourite bottled beers and a range of carefully selected imported beers of the unusual kind.” Steampunk has taken Europe by storm and has a dedicated following there and it’s good to have a bit of Steampunk in Johannesburg. The menu is, as far as possible, seasonal and locally sourced from sustainable, free-range and organic producers, and is a modern South African twist on traditional British pub fare. Friday evenings are the highlight of the week and their Sunday breakfasts are well-known, and for non-meat eaters there is a great selection of meat-free options. Check out their Facebook page for specials and weekly events. The two friends’ stable also includes The Office in Greenside and Illovo eateries The Griffin and Perron. Sunset Avenue and Forest Drive, Fourways, Sandton, Johannesburg. Open for lunch from 12h00 to 18h00 and dinner from 18h00 to 22h00. Tel: (011) 467-9721 Email: info@thesteamworks.co.za www.thesteamworks.co.za 111

RESTAURANTS ILE MAURICE – Umhlanga Owners Christian Lenferna de la Motte and Jean Mauvis, are well known in the hospitality industry and Isle Maurice has an almost cult-like status. The Mauritian and French cuisine is sublime and some of the recipes have been handed down in the Mauvis family for generations. The famous Elsie Mauvis who worked until the ripe age of 90 passed all her best recipes on to her son Jean. Seafood features prominently and spicing is flavourful and fragrant. Start with the delicate crab or deep fried camembert served with red currant jelly. Main courses include fillet of sole, line-fish, langoustines, prawns and the delicious Gratin Madame Mauvis – a celestial medley of shelled seafood cooked in sherry and gratinée. Specialities include rougaille de boeuf, and prawn and chicken curry, a typical Mauritian curry with Chinese and French influence. Save room for dessert. The crepes are divine. 9 McCausland Crescent, Umhlanga Rocks, Durban KZN. Tel: (031) 561-7606 or (031) 561-7609 Email: ilemaurice.resto@gmail.com www.ilemauricerestaurant.co.za

BOSJES KOMBUIS – Ceres, Western Cape An 18th-century Cape Dutch manor house on this family owned, protea and fruit farm has become the historical, architectural counterpart to the modern lines of Bosjes Kombuis situated in the Breede River Valley on Bosjes Farm, close to Ceres. It’s a quintessential country kitchen with a simple, modern menu of produce-driven fare to enjoy with a glass of locally produced wine or a freshly squeezed juice. Well-known South African celebrity chef Pete Goffe-Wood has brought his fuss-free approach to the menus. As the consultant chef for this exciting new venue, Pete’s brief was to create the feel and ambience of a rustic, farmhouse kitchen, or ‘kombuis.’ “It’s as close to home cooking as you can get, but considerably more refined,” he explains. The menu features an easy, familiar line-up of old favourites with a local twist, such as fresh salmon trout fishcakes served with an avocado salad and homemade lemon mayo; a generous grass-fed beef burger, topped with camembert, caramelised onions, and bacon; or lamb cutlets with jewel-bright tabouleh salad and fresh cucumber raita. Day to day, Bosjes Kombuis is in the capable hands of executive chef Kim Cox, who has accrued valuable experience setting up and working in kitchens on farms, most notably Eight Restaurant at Spier and the Deli at Boschendal. She also opened the former Bacon Bar at Le Quartier Français. Kim’s silky smooth ice creams, in flavours like chocolate brownie, 112

vanilla and coffee, are so irresistible that guests may find themselves driving back out to the farm just for a second taste. Bosjes Wine Farm, off the R43, near Ceres, Western Cape. Open for lunch from Wednesday to Sunday and be sure to make a booking before making the trip. Email: carlen@bosjes.co.za www.bosjes.co.za

HARTFORD HOUSE – Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal For the utmost in indulgent luxury, whether for a stay-over or to experience the outstanding cuisine, Hartford House is an unforgettable experience. The spectacular setting, long history, passion and dedication are the hallmarks of this beautiful property. Any meal here is an event and being situated in one of the planet's great pantries, a world of rich soils, wonderful climate and bountiful harvests, the produce is seasonal and local. Dinner at Hartford is a spectacular affair, served in the grandeur of a timeless dining room, or in the candlelit splendour of one of Africa's great verandahs. Hartford House has ambiance accompanied by history and award-winning gardens. Breakfasts are individual masterpieces inspired by the genius of local producers and the fresh pickings of the kitchen garden. Lunch is a festival of the senses, the colours, the scents... Hlatikulu Road, Mooi River, KwaZulu-Natal. Open for breakfast, lunch, picnics, snacks and dinner. Reservations are essential. Open 7 days a week. Tel: (033) 263-2713 www.hartford.co.za

LE CHAMELEON − Humansdorp More is more at this quaint eatery and gift shop. Passing through the front of the premises where visitors can buy home-baked goods, one arrives in the delightful gift shop. Here you will be tempted by a variety of trinkets worthy of Aladdin’s cave. But, it is the restaurant that provides the wow and the setting is suitably over the top, with oxblood red walls lined with paintings, mirrors and bottles of wine, lit by Art Nouveau style lamps. Paisley shawls serve as tablecloths and the chairs are comfortable, inviting guests to linger and enjoy. Outdoors, the tea garden provides alfresco dining. Home cooking has never tasted this good! Bobotie, pies with gravy, massive salads, toasted sandwiches and decadent breakfasts are served by ever-smiling waitresses. Giant fluffy omelettes and French toast with green fig preserve, bacon and maple syrup are great brunch options. 53 Voortrekker Road, Humansdorp, Eastern Cape. Open Mon-Fri from 08h30 to 16h00 (Kitchen closes at 15h30). Saturdays from 08h30 to 14h00 (Kitchen closes at 13h30). Closed on Sundays and public holidays. Tel: (042) 291-0262 www.facebook.com/LoveLeChameleon

NOOP – Paarl This restaurant in Main Street Paarl, besides having a charming atmosphere, is consistently excellent. Owner-chef Zian Oosthuizen spends his life at Noop and knows many of his guests by name. Unsurprisingly a large number of regular diners enjoy the homely atmosphere at this beautifully restored heritage building. Cooking is in Zian’s blood, as he has loved kitchens and their familial cosiness since childhood. After studying and working at Warwick’s Chef School, he spent four years in Hermanus as a chef, before taking over Noop in 2012. Freshness and simplicity is Noop’s trademark, with herbs from their own garden and tasty local fruit and vegetables. Meat is handpicked at a Paarl butcher and Karan beef is matured for at least thirtytwo days. Venison mostly comes from a Namibian farm in the Kalahari and occasionally the Karoo. Try the slow roasted duck and crispy bacon salad, the slow roasted deboned lamb neck, venison loin or the salmon. Delicious! You will be back for that and the traditional dessert platter. Open from 11h00 in the morning until the kitchen closes at 21h30, but the buzz continues till much later. 127 Main Street, Paarl, Western Cape. Tel: (021) 863-3925. www.noop.co.za 113

RESTAURANTS THE COACHMAN ON THE BAY − Port Elizabeth In 1978, in a registered historical monument building, Arthur Augoustatos opened the landmark and legendary Coachman. Five years later George and Dawn Castis bought the Coachman. The Castis family still run the business, and the jewel in their crown is this, their second restaurant. Stunning views over the bay, contemporary design and excellent food and attractive staff combine to create one of the best dining experiences in Port Elizabeth. The vibe is upmarket casual and the balcony is usually filled with groups of friends and families enjoying good food, good company and fantastic ocean views. The Coachman on the Bay is also popular among the local gay community. Distinctive and delicious sauces, secret marinades, juicy steaks, Greek dishes and excellent quality fish keep diners coming back for more, as much as the large portions do. Lamb shanks, spare ribs, seafood pasta and the ever popular fillet and prawn combo are highly recommended. Of course, any meal needs a sweet ending and here the baklava is the perfect choice. Brookes on the Bay Centre, Beach Rd, Humewood, Port Elizabeth. Open from 12h00 till late (kitchen closes at 22h30), 7 days a week. Tel: (041) 584-0087 www.thecoachmanrestaurant.co.za

MARBLE – Rosebank, Johannesburg Marble embodies South Africans’ love of cooking with fire, a quality that makes our food culture different from the rest of the world,” says David Higgs. Situated in Keyes Art Mile, the growing art and food hub of Rosebank, Marble Restaurant boasts a grand wood-fired grill imported from Grill Works situated in Michigan as the focal point of the restaurant. The concept combines the open-fire trend seen internationally with an added dose of good South African flair. We have long been fascinated by what makes South African fare unique, and we believe it’s down to us being meat and flame enthusiasts – the timeworn ritual of cooking on wood fires and gathering with friends. But not just meat, all types of ingredients cooked on coals – including fish, poultry, vegetables

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and breads,” says David Higgs. The wine list has been painstakingly put together – it features 100 of the best local and some international wines. Diners can expect a great night out, with delicious food and top-notch service – and one of the best views of the city. Signature dishes includes the Rib-Eye with smoked onion, marrow, greens, and what they call a “potato sauce”. For dessert the Raspberry which is a raspberry gel, pavlova, with yoghurt mousse and vanilla ice cream. 19 Keyes Avenue, 3rd Floor, Trumpet Building, Rosebank. Open from 12h00 to 22h00. Tel: 010 594-5550 Email: info@marblerestaurant.co.za www.marblerestaurant.co.za

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