Ministry of Infection

MINISTRY OF INFECTION

ADVISORY SCREENINGS 02- 08 June 2014

The Ministry of Infection presents a series of seven advisory screenings. This booklet has been sent to you to inform you where the current threats are contained. You should keep and refer back to this during the course of this contamination. Screenings will be held at Somerset House between the 2nd and 8th of July 2014. It is of most importance you attend. These threats need fast attention.

They will not, and cannot be ignored. Seven screenings have been set up for your safety, precautions need to be met. Please keep this booklet safe, only a certain number have been produced and replacements cannot be sent out. This is due to the high risk of infection that is potentially able to spread further in sending more There are high risk warnings in place for your safety, please adhere to all information provided.

Please visit the website for more information and do not hesitate to contact us by writing to the following address: Ministry of Infection South Building, Somerset House, Strand, London, WC2R 1LA somersethouse.org.uk/advisory

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1 Inverness Doomsday 2 Glasgow Perfect Sense 3 Sheffield Threads 4 Salisbury It Happened Here Sussex When the Wind Blows 5 Kent The War Game 6 London Children of Men 7

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Doomsday

2nd June 2014 8pm An unknown virus has infected Scotland, turning people into savage animals and killing the host. We cannot quarantine the virus as we have neither the cure nor vaccine. A 60-foot containment wall has been built over the border isolating Scotland from the rest of Britain, and also the docks, airports and bridges, preventing it from spreading. Meanwhile, with SAS teams evacuating the last of the healthy survivors.

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Perfect Sense

3rd June 2014 8pm An epidemic has begun to spread from Glasgow, causing people to lose their sensory perceptions one by one. So far we have found that each loss is preceded by an outburst of an intense feeling or urge. People have begun suffering Uncontrollable bouts of crying and this is soon followed by the loss of their sense of smell. An outbreak of irrational panic and anxiety, closely followed by a bout of frenzied gluttony, precedes the loss of the sense of taste. It seems that sight will be the last to go.

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Threads

4th June 2014 8pm An international crisis between the United States and the Soviet Union is currently escalating. We are preparing for war and according to our men there is a high risk that Sheffield will be the first area of the UK to be targeted. The Chief Executive of Sheffield City Council is seeing to all the precautions to be put into place for the medical, economic, social, and environmental sectors in the occurrence of a nuclear war breaking out.

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It Happened Here 5th June 2014 8pm

There is a high possibility that Germany’s armed forces will attempt to attack and occupy Britain. We are taking all the necessary procedures to assure our countries safety. One of these plans is to organise everyone in the medical services to strict borders and boundaries to remain spread out. We will inform you of all the precautions we need to take to survive this attempted attack.

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When the Wind Blows 6th June 2014 8pm

We have intercepted a report of a missile being launched targeted at the lower region of the UK. Being fully aware of the growing risk of a nuclear war with the Soviet Union. This film has been created to inform the public as to what measures to take in the situation of finding all utilities, services and communications being cut off.

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The War Game 7th June 2014 8pm

There is currently a nuclear war erupting between the West and the East. We have intercepted information leading us to believe there will be an inevitable strike on Britain. We do not have the precise information as to where it will hit, but according to our sources in the United States it could be on or around Kent.

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Children of Men 8th June 2014 8pm

In recent months scientists have been heavily researching into why the figures of human reproduction have been decreasing. Women have become infertile and no children have been born for 18 years Last month, in London, the world’s youngest citizen died at the age of 18. Humankind is facing the likelihood of its own extinction. The armed forces have gained possession of a piece of vital information that could save the human race. There are rumours that the first pregnant woman for more than eighteen years is hiding in the public.

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