11 Terrible Dating Personality Types

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11 Terrible Dating Personality Types (Don't Be This Person)


The Secret Agent The agent has a secret. And along with the sense of creeping doom that surrounds you both, an emotional baggage train a mile long is beginning to emerge.


The Presidential Candidate The presidential candidate (or the first lady) hasn’t got time to waste on chit-chat. Getting to know them is simple, I mean just look at them. Don’t they just radiate authority and purpose? Maybe it’s the Gold luxury smartphone, or maybe it’s their aggressive body language and upturned chin.


The Method Actor The method actor has no idea who you are, and worse, they have no idea who they are.


The Jester The hallmark of the jester is their need to bring you down. They will shame you, indirectly and almost gently at first. As if they were doing you a favor.

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The OneUpper In a desperate attempt to please and impress, the one-upper is eager to prove they can do everything you can and better. Enjoy Coldplay? They met them backstage! Relish Italian cuisine? They happen to make the meanest Bolognese sauce! Have this thing about quantum physics? Well now, don’t get them started! It’s a sad spectacle. With the one-upper oblivious to how transparent their need to impress is, and what it’s actually telling your subconscious mind about them. Which leads to an emphatic good night and good luck with that.


The Psychologist Dating psychologists take pride in their ability to pierce even the toughest defenses with their amazing perception and wit. Every word you utter, every fleeting glance, and body language cue is subject to their intense scrutiny.


The Pushover The pushover does not react well to criticism. Not only that, they don’t react well to the mere threat of criticism. Even the kind of criticism you didn’t offer to begin with.


The Rebounder I know I’ve been this person before, and I apologize for my poor date. I had hoped that dating would help me move on, but all it did was remind me of what I’d lost.


The Tit For Tat Person To the tit for tat person, the date is a binary transaction. It’s not about the journey here, it’s solely about the destination. And I’ll let you guess what that destination is.


The Yin And Yanger The Yin and Yang person has two diametrically opposed behavioral modes that clash in ways that will make you blink very, very slowly and leave so very, very quickly.


The Paranoid This is the date that confuses dating with being in a relationship. This is also the date that makes you feel like you have to justify everything.


The End.

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