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That’s Not Turbulence
Airborne experience o ers romance in all its forms
There’s a particularly hilarious scene in National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation: While on the fl ight to Sin City, Clark and Ellen Griswold decide they want to join the “Mile High Club,” entering the plane’s tiny bathroom and emerging not only unsuccessful, but looking like members of the Blue Man Group, thanks to the dye used in the toilet.
Yes, it’s funny … it’s also illegal. Taking such risks on fl ights nowadays will get you in all sorts of trouble with the law. But rest easy. You can join the Mile High Club in Las Vegas safely, legally, and in complete comfort, thanks to Love Cloud, a service that accommodates anything your romantic imagination can conjure.
Employing three Cessnas, Love Cloud pampers you from beginning to end, starting with an optional limousine pickup from anywhere in the valley (president and pilot Anthony Blake says more than 90 percent of his customers are picked up somewhere on the Las Vegas Strip). From there, you’re taken to the North Las Vegas Airport to begin your adventure. Privacy is priority with Love Cloud; before the plane takes o , your cabin is partitioned o , and then you’re o to making memories to last a lifetime.
You can customize your experience any way you like—duration of the fl ight, champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries, even the number of people! Each plane has the capacity for 900 pounds, so … do the math. And once you’ve landed, you are presented with a Mile High Club certifi cate and a photo outside the plane to commemorate the moment.
But, of course, romance is about more than just physical love, and Love Cloud o ers a wide spectrum of ways to express your a ection. You can choose to have a romantic dinner or get married. And best of all, Love Cloud operates 24 hours a day, so you can be as spontaneous as you want (and isn’t that really what true love is all about?) –Ken Miller
