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MONDAY, OCTOBER 26
NEWS
LAUGHING IT OFF
Congress considers affordable textbooks The Affordable Textbook Act aims to save students money by providing open access. The bill was recently introduced to the U.S. Congress SEE A3
A&E
Annual Cello Fest to share value of music This year’s Cello Fest brings in two guest artists to work with students. Their collaborative effort hopes to show Lakers the beauty of music SEE A6
SPORTS
Aidy Bryant and Jay Pharoah bring comedy to students
No. 3 GV soccer clinches GLIAC title The GVSU soccer team bested Walsh 1-0 over the weekend to remain undefeated in the GLIAC and win the conference title outright SEE A7
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GV sponsors bone marrow education Over 300 people registered during homecoming week to potentially donate marrow for those who suffer from bone-related cancers SEE LANTHORN.COM
SPOTLIGHT PRODUCTIONS: Jay Pharoah smiles at the audience during this year’s homecoming comedy show. GVSU hosted “Saturday Night Live” comedians Aidy Bryant and Jay Pharoah inside the Fieldhouse Arena Oct. 22. The annual event was put on by Spotlight Productions for Laker students. GVL | KEVIN SIELAFF BY CLAIRE FISHER ARTS@LANTHORN.COM
iddle school, popular music, relationships and American Sign Language interpreters were all fair game topics for “Saturday Night Live” stars Aidy Bryant and Jay Pharoah at Spotlight Production’s homecoming comedy show on Oct. 22. Using stand-up comedy, Bryant and Pharoah gave students something to laugh about during this midterm season. “Comedy is important for your sanity in college,” Pharoah said. “You have to laugh to get through your D’s. Or when you have a tragic thing happen, especially in college, one of your mini-
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mum sources of enjoyment is comedy.” Comedy chair for Spotlight Productions, Abby Lyons, said Spotlight Productions decided to host a comedy show to help appeal to a broad audience of students and to give students a break from stressful school work. “I feel like college students could always use a little humor in their lives,” Lyons said. “We’re so stressed and we have so many things that we’re busy with. It’s good to relieve some stress by relaxing and laughing.” Bryant said that she enjoys comedy because she likes making people laugh and that for her, college audiences are fun to perform for because of their enthusiasm. “I really love that (comedy) is about mak-
RIDE-ALONG
Behind the sirens GVPD, Lanthorn team up for second annual homecoming live-tweet event
POLICE: Sgt. Jeff Stoll conducts a routine traffic stop near parking lot C on Oct. 25. On homecoming night, the Lanthorn went on a ridealong with the Grand Valley State University police to experience what responsibilities officers have during this time. GVL | KEVIN SIELAFF
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n a typical Saturday night, college students abandon their textbooks to party with friends. However, the police are out patrolling to assure the community is safe. On homecoming night, the Lanthorn was allowed to ride along and live-tweet the experience from the @GVLNews Twitter account every stop of the way. For the second annual tweet-along, the Grand Valley Police Department (GVPD) invited Lanthorn writer Ashlyn Korienek and photo editor Kevin Sielaff to spend Homecoming with Sgt. Stoll, the officer on duty. The patrol began with the first tweet at the GVSU football game around 9:30 p.m., followed by a briefing. “Just closed up the game with both teams safely on their buses. Now transitioning to our briefing to begin the night!” Despite the cold mist, the primary goal was guiding the football teams off the field
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and to their buses. For homecoming, Sgt. Stoll began promptly at 2 p.m. for his evening shift as supervisor. Quickly after the football game, Sgt. Stoll was called away for a student in need. “Medical emergency in Kistler Living Center. Male subject found passed out in the hallway and transferred to the hospital.” In this case, the Lanthorn and Sgt. Stoll “ran code,” flashing lights and the sirens blaring rushing to the scene. The briefing was cut short when a male was found unconscious with a high level of intoxication in the hallway at Kistler Living Center on north campus. Medical personnel transferred him to the hospital on a stretcher. “Suspicious subject with possible trespass violation in Weed Living Center. Subject not located. Investigation remains open.” When suspicious behavior is reported, the police must maintain strong communication. A trespass situation means the subject is no longer allowed on the premises, but this subject was unable to be
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located after searching the area for similar descriptions. The police will remain on the case until there is further information. “Traffic stop made in Lot D. Verbal warning given for improper lane use.” By periodically checking traffic, dangerous situations can be prevented for the driver and community. Sgt. Stoll said driving while tired can be dangerous. Although the subject in this case was not drunk, she was tired from work and was weaving between lanes. “Intoxicated male found walking at 48th and Pierce. No violations made. Subject transported safely to off-campus housing.” Protecting the community on the weekend means checking the safety of pedestrians walking home. The police search for strange behavior. After lowering the passenger-side window for a listen, this individual displayed slurred speech and was confused about his location. “Male subject found intoxicated at SEE RIDE-ALONG | A2
ing the audience laugh and letting them have a good time,” Bryant said. “I feel like college audiences are especially energetic and always down to have a good time.” Pharoah said that when performing for college audiences, he has to be more cautious about what topics he includes in his act. “I try to go back to my earlier type of work that is not so grown controversial,” Pharoah said. “You just want college kids to have fun. As long as you’re having fun, they’re having fun with you. When you’re doing stuff (controversial topics, offensive jokes), they won’t latch onto it.” Different from their SNL sketches, the comediSEE COMEDY | A2
CLASSICS DEPARTMENT
Paying homage to Homer GV community to read ‘The Odyssey’ out loud for 24 hours
vost Davis and a number of other members of the GVSU administration will read a secwenty-four hours tion from the poem. “We’re honored and delightis a long time to do any one thing, ed that they will be participatbut for the classics ing in the event and that they department, it is have been such staunch supjust enough time to complete porters of it,” Ham said. “Needless to say, we’re very the annual Homerathon event. On Oct. 27, Homerathon excited to be presenting anothFive will kick off at Grand er Homerathon,” he said. “It’s a Valley State University. The wonderful opportunity to celHomerathon is an event that ebrate the vibrancy of classics at occurs bi-annually on campus. GVSU and to celebrate one of At each Homerathon, the great works of literature in GVSU students, faculty, staff the Western tradition. “It’s also a great opportuand community members come together for a continu- nity for people from across ous reading of one of Homer’s the university to work toepic poems. Homerathon Five gether to achieve something will feature a continuous read- great. It’s quite a task to pering of Homer’s epic poem, form the entirety of a poem thousands of “The Odyssey.” lines long, and Charles Ham, an assistant pro“‘The Odyssey’ is we couldn’t do it without the fessor in the clasone of the enthusiastic sics department, support and is involved with greatest p ar t icip at ion the event. masterpieces of the GVSU “‘The Odysof Western community.” sey’ is one of the Homerathon great masterliterature...” Five will begin at pieces of Western 6:30 p.m. in the literature and can CHARLES HAM Mary Idema Pew be connected to ASSISTANT PROFESSOR Library Multisubsequent jourpurpose Room. ney narratives Lee Van Orsdel, in literature and GVSU dean of other media such as TV and film,” Ham said. university libraries, will give a “This year, we’ve chosen a Star welcoming address. Following Trek theme for the Homera- this, Ruth Scodel, professor of thon since the members of the Greek and Latin at the UniverStarship Enterprise, like Odys- sity of Michigan, will deliver seus, explored new worlds and the keynote address, “Reading civilizations on their journey Other Minds in the Odyssey.” From 8:45 p.m. to 10 p.m., and went where no - or very few - humans had gone before.” Homerathon Five will officially The event is made pos- commence with the reading sible by support from the of “The Odyssey” at the Zumprovost’s office and several berge Pond, weather permitother offices and colleges ting. This section of the readfrom across the university. On Wednesday from noon to 1 p.m., President Haas, ProSEE HOMER | A2 BY KATHERINE WEST KWEST@LANTHORN.COM
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