The Muppets: Treasure Island
Cabin Fever Lyrics
Pirate: I got cabin fever, It’s burning in my brain Mudwell: I got cabin fever, It’s driving me insane Dodo, Pirates, Lew Zealand: We’ve got cabin fever We’re flipping our bandanas Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas Spotted Dick, Lew Zealand, Mr. Bitte: We’ve got cabin fever, we’ve lost what sense we had We’ve got cabin fever we’re all going mad! Pirates: My sanity is hanging by a thread,Since we’re going nowhere, I’ve thought out of my head. We were sailing, sailing Over the bounty way Lew Zealand: ...and now we’re not Jaques Roach: Grab yer partners by the ears, Lash ‘em to the wheel. Dosey doe, step on his toe, Listen to him squeal! Allemande left, allemande right, It’s time to sail or sink. Swing yer partner over the
side And drop ‘im in the drink!Female Frackle: We’ve got cabin fever, Calico: No ifs, ands or buts, Female Frackle: We’re disoriented Calico: And demented, Both: And a little nuts! Begoony and Dodo: Ach nor beaver, Volkswagen car Goat: (yodel ae ee hee) Begoony and Dodo: Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel Dodo: (yodel eh eh hoo) Begoony and Dodo: Unt is vunderbarr. Short Stack Stevens, Calico Jerry, Easy Pete, Blackeye Pea: We were sailing, sailing, The wind was on our side, Real Old Tom: ...but then it died. Spotted Dick: I’ve got cabin fever, I think I lost my grip Mr. Bitte: I’d like to get my hands on,
Whoever wrote this script! Cactus: (Sí!) Angel Marie: I was floating in a tropic moon, And dreaming of a blue lagoon, Now I’m as crazy as a loon. All: Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard, This once fine vessel has become a floating psycho ward. We were sailing, sailing, Heading who knows where! And now though we’re all here, We’re not all there! Cabin fever, aah.