THE
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Sixty-fifth year
Tuesday, September 24, 1985
In a decisive move to establish the authority of student-run disciplinary boards, the Student Government Association passed a motion last Thursday stating that Barb Gorski could no longer sit as advisor to both Honor Board and Judicial Board hearings. "It was felt by a majority of the Student Senate," stated SGA PoÂťlino President Garth Wentzel, "that Lancer cafe ribbon catting (from I to r) Farmville Mayor Crate, the position of Judicial Affairs Rick Johnson, Bob Cottrel, Darcie Brackett, Paul Striffolino, Dr. Sue Coordinator was a conflict of Saunders, and Garth Wentzel (again). interest with the position of the Monarchs stayed until 12:00. having a good time, Rob Turner, Rick Johnson was there for all cafe bartender, stated that the fun, he said he felt things "Lancer Cafe is where it's at." were going well, and the delay in The cafe offers burgers, the opening of the lounge area sandwiches, Mexican favorites, was because he wanted to stuffed potatoes, the old famous achieve the 'Grand Opening "itza" pizza and "fun foods." effect" by opening both sides at Each day there is a different special with live entertainment, once. Everyone appeared to be sponsored by S-UN.
advisor." Wentzel went on to say that the Board should run without her or not at all until a faculty advisor could be appointed. Gorski, as Judicial Affairs Coordinator, is responsible for the administrative duties of the Honor-Judicial Boards. In the eyes of the Student Senate, Gorski appointed herself to the position. To remedy the situation, the SGA has sent letters to faculty members seeking a new advisor and hope to have one sometime next week.
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"In Praise of Larry Holmes ByS.G.andP.R. In the press conference following the dethroning of boxing king, Larry Holmes, the public had an opportunity to see the true character of this upstanding individual. Holmes displayed tact, grace, poise and devastating wit in his conversation following his defeat at the hands of light-heavyweight Michael Spinks, Saturday night. When asked how he felt about falling short of the deceased Rocky Marciano's record of forty-nine successful title
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Gorski asked to step down
Lancer Cafe opens By Kim Deaner The Lancer Cafe grand opening could not be postponed another day, as fate would have it, the festive ribbon cutting took place as scheduled on September 20. Garth Wentzel, president of SGA, said, "I'm glad I was able to come in here before I became an alumni." This appeared to be the general consensus of the crowd; they are sorry about the delay, but pleased with the $160,000 result. Those attending included Farmville Mayor Crute, Dr. Sue Saunders, Dean of Students Paul Streiffolino, Director of Student Union, Darcie Brackett, President of Student Union, Rick Johnson, Director of ARA Dining Services, Bob Cottrell, Mgr. Lancer Cafe, and Garth Wentzel, President of SGA. The evening began with free baked potatoes, and pizza. At 8:00
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defenses, Mr. Holmes cleverly replied, "Rocky couldn't hold my jockstrap." Rumor has it that President Reagan is seeking Mr. Holmes' advice in regard to the upcoming summit talks. Mr. Holmes has already accepted an invitation to be the master of ceremonies at this fall's Oxford debate finals. In addressing the late Marciano's brother, Peter, Holmes conveyed a sense of tact with the classy statement, "Peter, you're just a free-loader living off your dead brother. In light of his eloquence, Mr.
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Holmes has been nominated to be Chairman of the United States Bureau of Protocol. Mr. Holmes' somewhat pungent remarks bordered on being offensive. Holmes summoned all of his oratorical skills to console Peter Marciano I and stated, "Sonny, is that your name? . Peter, if I have hurt you, so +&-8S+ ! what!" Mr. Holmes has chosen an opportune time to reveal his true By Michael T. Clements nature since, as of Saturday night, he is a washed-up, After almost a year's break in unemployed disgrace to his sport. what had been tradition for some RYallyTLarry, get a job. fifty years, the Rotunda has decided to move back to The Farmville Herald printers. The problem all began when Bill Wall, General Manager of The Herald, refused to print an editorial entitled, "Bypasses . . . One toke over the line . . ." by last year's editor-in-chief, Jeff Abernathy. In the editorial Abernathy used questionable language to explain fraternity and sorority pledging and the Greek system. Since termination of the contract on September 17, 1964, the Rotunda has been juggled between three different printers — The last being The Amelia Bulletin Monitor. When asked the reason for the change,
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Rotunda moves back to The Herald Frank Raio, present editor-inchief, stated, "I started at Amelia because I felt that the print-type was more attractive than that at The Herald; as it turned out though, it seemed Amelia was training new typesetters. I mean it was worse than any high school paper. There were 'typos' everywhere and one advertiser even refused to pay for an ad because there were eleven errors." Raio seemed to be confident about his decision when he remarked, "I have talked things over with Bill Wall and feel certain that Mr. Wall and myself hold the same views about censorship and obscenity. Things will work out fine." So all you loyal Rotunda readers, the change should make this issue a real keeper.