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Abbott: Well, let’s see, we have on the bags, Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third...

Costello: That’s what I want to find out.

Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that gets...

Abbott: I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third.

Abbott: That’s it.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: He does, every dollar.

Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Abbott: Yes. Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes. Costello: And you don’t know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who’s on first?

Abbott: Yes. Costello: I mean the fellow’s name.

Costello: Who gets the money...

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first.

Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott: He’s on third, we’re not talking about him.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

PAUSE Abbott: What’s wrong with that?

Abbott: No. Who’s playing first.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

Costello: What’s on first?

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: What’s on second.

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know.

Costello: Because!

Abbott: He’s on third.

Abbott: Oh, he’s centerfield.

PAUSE

Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy.

Costello: How does he sign...

PAUSE

Abbott: Who.

Abbott: That’s how he signs it.

Costello: The first baseman.

Costello: Who?

Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don’t go off it.

Abbott: Who.

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: The guy playing...

PAUSE

Abbott: Who is on first!

Costello: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That’s it.

Costello: That’s who?

Costello: I don’t know.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman’s name, who did I say is playing third?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Yes.

Abbott: No, What is on second.

Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Costello: I’m not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what’s the guy’s name in left field?

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who.

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Now how did I get on third base?

Costello: There I go, back on third again!

Costello: I’m asking YOU who’s on first.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field.

Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The pitcher’s name?

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: Now who’s playing third base?

Costello: You don’t want to tell me today?

Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Abbott: I’m telling you now.

Costello: Then go ahead.

Abbott: No. What is on second base.

Costello: What am I putting on third.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: What time?

Abbott: Who’s on first.

Costello: You don’t want who on second?

Abbott: What time what?

Costello: One base at a time!

Abbott: Who is on first.

Abbott: Well, don’t change the players around.

Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I’m not changing nobody!

PAUSE

Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.

Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Costello: I’m only asking you, who’s the guy on first base?

Abbott: Certainly.

Abbott: That’s right.

Costello: Who’s playing first?

Costello: Ok.

Abbott: That’s right.

Abbott: All right.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!

PAUSE Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?

Abbott: Sure.

Abbott: Tomorrow!

Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who’s pitching?

Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.

Costello: I’ll break your arm, you say who’s on first! I want to know what’s the pitcher’s name?

Abbott: What’s on second.

Costello: I don’t know.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

Abbott: Why.

PAUSE

PAUSE

Costello: I just thought I’d ask you.

Costello: Gotta a catcher?

Costello: What’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell ya.

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: The catcher’s name?

Abbott: Today.

Costello: Now you ask me.

Costello: Today, and tomorrow’s pitching.

Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?

Abbott: Now you’ve got it.

Costello: Naturally.

Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

Abbott: That’s it.

PAUSE

Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What.

What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!

Costello: You know I’m a catcher too.

Abbott: So they tell me.

Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I’m gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right.

Abbott: What?

Costello: I said I don’t give a darn!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop.

Costello: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

PAUSE Abbott: That’s all you have to do.

Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.

Abbott: Yes! Costello: Now who’s got it?

Abbott: Naturally.

PAUSE Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s gotta get it. Now who has it?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Who? Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Naturally?

Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

Abbott: No you don’t, you throw the ball to Who. Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That’s different.

Costello: That’s what I said.

Abbott: You’re not saying it...

Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.

Abbott: You throw it to Who. Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That’s it.

Costello: That’s what I said!

Abbott: You ask me.

Costello: I throw the ball to who?

Abbott: Naturally.

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Abbott: Naturally.

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FIND YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER !

A GUIDE TO OUR HOUSE COCKTAILS

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REFRESHING Away

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COMFORTING Home-Plate

SPRING TRAINING ADVENTUROUS Outfield

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Chin Music

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Shaddock Swizzle

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Peanuts & Crackerjacks

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Kickstart My Heart

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Golden Sombrero

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Alabaster Blast

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Daisy Cutter

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The Splendid Splinter

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Cool Papa

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Money Pitch

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MONEY PITCH

What was Babe Ruth’s top salary?

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THE SPLENDID SPLINTER

What is group of Wombats called?

A: A WIZARD

Nickname of Ted Williams of the Boston Red Sox. Regarded by many as one of the greatest baseball players of all time. Also know as “The Kid”, “Teddy Ballgame”, or “The Greatest Hitter Who Ever Lived”.

BOLD REFRESHING CITRUS-FORWARD

INGREDIENTS : Bourbon, Aperol, Cherry Heering, Lemon, Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters, Spiced Molé Sugar

A: $80,000/year

The Money Pitch is a pitch referred to by the Pitcher as their best, most un-hittable weapon in their repertoire. “Money” is also a reference to being the very best.

REFRESHING COMFORTING MELLOW FRUIT

INGREDIENTS : Vodka, Strawberry & Tomato Shrub, Lemon, Falernum, Peychaud’s Bitters

SPRING TRAINING

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PEANUTS & CRACKERJACKS

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KICKSTART MY HEART

INGREDIENTS : House Rum Blend, Pineapple, Cold Brew Coffee, Lime, Fernet-Branca One of the more popular walk-out songs throughout the league. We don’t have to explain the connection here do we?

TROPICAL REFRESHING EARTHY

Where do pencils go for Vacation?

Rhyme someting with the word “month.”

A: You Can’t

** CONTAINS NUTS

A: Pencil-vania

“Crackerjack is an adjective used to describe something that is exceptionally good. “Wow that Bartender there sure is a crackerjack!”

FAMILIAR ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT-FORWARD

INGREDIENTS : Cracker Jack Rye and Corn Whiskey Blend, Salted Peanut Syrup, Palo Cortado Sherry, Orange Oil

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CHIN MUSIC

INGREDIENTS : Thyme 4 Peel Gin, White Miso Syrup, Aquafaba*, Dry Curacao, Dry Vermouth, Lemon, Orange Marmalade

How many teeth can a snail have?

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COOL PAPA

What is the fastest recorded speed of a human?

A: 27.8 MPH

James Thomas ‘Cool Papa’ Bell, was a Center Fielder in the NNL. He was largely considered the fastest man to have ever played the game. Put your rally cap on, this drinks as fast as Cool Papa himself.

FUN REFRESHING CITRUS-FORWARD

INGREDIENTS: Cucumber & Watermelon Shrub, Four Peel Gin, Bonal, Lager Style Beer, Lemon

A: up to 25,000

*Aquafaba is a vegan substitute for egg whites that provides rich texture without any additional aroma.

AROMATIC LUSH ADVENTUROUS

A pitched ball that comes close to the batter’s chin. Slide headfirst into the aromatics.

SPRING TRAINING

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DAISY CUTTER

INGREDIENTS : Pisco, Genepy des Alpes, Aperol, Lemon, Absinthe, Celery Shrub

EARTHY REFRESHING AROMATIC

A hard hit ground ball, one that comes close enough to the grass that it may lop the heads off of any daisies growing on the field.

A: 9,000 years!

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GOLDEN SOMBRERO

Many victories come after misfires.

A Golden Sombrero is the feat of striking out four times in a single game. Hall of Famer Sammy Sosa earned this several times in his storied career. This cocktail went through 4 iterations before it was perfect, showing even the greats come from adaptation.

What is the only manmade object that is observable from the moon?

EARTHY BALANCED COOLING

INGREDIENTS: Reposado Tequila, VanillaSyrup, Lemon, Campari, Orange Marmalade

A:The Great Wall of China

How many years old is the world’s oldest piece of chewing gum?

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SHADDOCK SWIZZLE

* Fresh Orange Juice where the pH level has been lowered closer to that of Lemon Juice.

Who is the only athlete ever to play in a Super Bowl and a World Series?

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ALABASTER BLAST

Who is the only member of ZZ Top who doesn’t have a beard?

A: Frank Beard

Pittsburgh Pirates announcer, Bob Prince’s term for a ball that is hit sharply down in front of the batter, which then bounces over the heads of the pitcher and the other infielders due to the hard infield at Forbes Field.

REFRESHING ADVENTUROUS SMOKY

INGREDIENTS: Mezcal, Chai Syrup, Lemon, Grapefruit, Italian Amaro

A: Deion Sanders

Pomelo is a large fruit that has been mistaken for Grapefruit, it was discovered by Captain Shaddock of the East India Company. It was he who introduced the fruit to Jamaica in 1696.

TROPICAL ADVENTUROUS FUN

INGREDIENTS : Jamaican Rum Blend, Charred Pomelo & Grapefruit Turmeric Cordial, Sour OJ*, East India Sherry, Jamaican Jerk Bitters, Cinnamon

SPRING TRAINING

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MONEY PITCH

What was Babe Ruth’s top salary?

A: $80,000/year

The Money Pitch is a pitch referred to by the Pitcher as their best, most un-hittable weapon in their repertoire. “Money” is also a reference to being the very best.

REFRESHING COMFORTING MELLOW FRUIT

INGREDIENTS : Vodka, Strawberry & Tomato Shrub, Lemon, Falernum, Peychaud’s Bitters

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PISCO PUNCH Pisco, Pineapple Syrup, Lemon, Celery Bitters

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EL DIABLO Tequila, Lime, Ginger Beer, Crème de Cassis

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SAZERAC Rye, Turbinado, Peychaud’s, Absinthe

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CLOVER CLUB Gin, Lemon, Raspberry, Dry Vermouth, Aquafaba

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HANKY PANKY Bourbon Barrel Gin, Fernet, Sweet Vermouth, Orange Bitters

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PIMM’S CUP Gin, Pimm’s No.1, Lemon, Ginger Syrup, Mint, House Accouterments

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SHERRY COBBLER House Sherry Blend, Turbinado, Orange, Berries, Mint

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50/50 Gin, Bianco Vermouth, House Accouterments

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BLOOD & SAND Scotch, Orange Juice, Sweet Vermouth, Cherry Heering

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WHITE NEGRONI Gin, Suze, Bianco Vermouth

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CONFERENCE Bourbon, Rye, Calvados, Cognac, Turbinado, Angostura & Mole Bitters

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PLAYA FORTUNA Bacardi Superior, Lime, Coconut Liqueur, Tartaric Acid

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