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ISSUE 18 • VOLUME 125
Hitchcock residents report four stolen laptops Joy Crane Associate News Editor Four laptop thefts took place in Hitchcock Hall Wednesday around 8 p.m., the second such occurrence in Snell-Hitchcock within the last two years. “I was here hanging out at eight, and we went out to get shakes because, well, it’s dollar shake day, and we came back at 8:45, 8:50. So 45 minutes later, and it was gone,” said secondyear Rachel Ferree. She said that her door was unlocked, which residents said is fairly normal due to the close-knit house culture. Both Snell and Hitchcock residents reported interacting
with a black male in a royalblue hoodie who knocked on multiple students’ doors asking for Emma Goldberg, a first-year student in Snell, throughout the day Wednesday. “It’s a little creepy for me because this guy was just walking around asking for me, and it’s a guy that I’ve never seen before,” said Goldberg. An hour before the thefts were reported, second-year Griffin Cox spoke to the unrecognized individual, who was charging his phone in the Snell Tea Room. “I asked him, ‘Are you in Snell?’ And he said no. ‘Are THEFTS continued on page 2
Too cool for school The University canceled classes Monday after Chicago experienced polar temperatures with the wind chill below –40 degrees Fahrenheit, temperatures unseen in two decades. JAMIE MANLEY | THE CHICAGO MAROON
A night with the HP Knights Wait Wait... coming soon Marina Fang News Editor UChicago students will be able to hear Carl Kasell’s inimitable voice echo through Mandel Hall when it hosts a taping of Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! (WWDTM), NPR’s weekly current events quiz program, on Thursday, January 30. The show, based at Chicago’s NPR affiliate WBEZ, is typically taped at the Chase Bank Auditorium in the Loop, but the Institute of Politics (IOP), which is spearheading the event, invited the show to venture south to Hyde Park for a taping on campus, according to IOP Executive Director Darren Reisberg. “We reached out to WWDTM about the
Students behind the UChicago Crime Feed follow a tip from the UCPD scanner. JAMIE MANLEY | THE CHICAGO MAROON
Sam Levine Editor-in-Chief Editor’s Note: Names have been changed to protect the safety of the sources. Something about the way a man is pacing along East 52nd Street doesn’t look right to Alex. He thinks that the man is looking into cars for something worth stealing. Not wanting to give himself away, Alex tells Ben, who is driving the car that they are both inside, to circle the block. He says that if he sees the man looking into car windows again, he is going to call the suspicious activity in to the police. “We might even catch a criminal tonight, guys,” Alex says. Alex and Ben, students in the College,
experience moments like these regularly. They run the Twitter handle @hpknights and the Facebook page UChicago Crime Feed, where they send out snippets of what they hear happening locally on Chicago Police Department (CPD) and University of Chicago Police Department (UCPD) radio frequencies. They drive to the scene of crimes that they think are notable in the UCPD patrol zone, which extends from East 39th Street to East 64th Street and from Cottage Grove Avenue to Lake Shore Drive and South Stony Island Avenue. Armed with their smartphones, two police radios, personal cars, and no formal law enforcement training, they have over 1,300 followers on Twitter, nearly 2,000 on Facebook, and have become one of the most consistent, real-time, KNIGHTS continued on page 2
possibility of having a taping down here on campus. While WWDTM does invariably go on the road outside of Chicago to do tapings, they generally do not do tapings anywhere in Chicago other than at the Chase Auditorium. That said, they were really intrigued by the idea, and after some back and forth about scheduling, we were able to land on the January 30 date,” Reisberg said in an e-mail. Hosted by Peter Sagal, the show invites listeners to call in and answer questions about the week’s news. Radio veteran Carl Kasell is the show’s official judge and scorekeeper, and participants can win a recording of his famous voice for their answering machine or voicemail. WAIT WAIT continued on page 3
Univ. remembers $90 mil given Sally’s dedication for cancer research William Rhee News Staff
Family, close friends, colleagues, and students of math professor Paul Sally, Jr., congregated on Saturday to cherish Sally’s life and accomplishments in a memorial service held at St. Thomas the Apostle Church in Hyde Park. Sally passed away on December 30 at the age of 80. A professor at the University since 1965, Sally served as chairman of the mathematics department from 1977 to 1980 and was the department’s director of undergraduate studies for 30 years. His brother, Francis, viewed Sally as a “true Renaissance man” who could be described
Christine Schmidt News Staff The University of Chicago’s Ludwig Center will receive $90 million to further fund studies in the spread of cancer, recruit expert scientists, and fill other holes left by a lack of federal funding for research initiatives. The money is part of a $540 million gift from Ludwig Cancer Research, a nonprofit international community of researchers, to six academic centers funded by the Ludwig Institute for Cancer Research (LICR), based in New York.
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