JANUARY 5, 2018
THE INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO SINCE 1892
VOL. 129, ISSUE 18
What You Missed Over Winter Break BY TYRONE LOMAX AND KATIE AKIN DEPUTY NEWS EDITOR AND NEWS EDITOR
Welcome back! The GOP tax bill was signed into law on December 22, but the controversial graduate student tuition waiver tax was eliminated from the final bill. The bill does include a tax on net investment income on university endowments exceeding a value of $500,000 per student. Data from the Office of the Registrar reports that the University had 15,302 students enrolled
in August using the full-time equivalent metric and a $7.82 billion endowment, according to the University News Office. That makes the ratio $511,044, just above the cutoff, but these numbers are fluid. A 1.4 percent tax may seem insignificant, but if it had taken effect in fiscal year 2017, it would have cost the University about $10 million. In an e-mail to campus, President Robert J. Zimmer and Provost Daniel Diermeier also noted that the bill may decrease charitable contributions to the University, due to an increase in the stanContinued on page 3
Students will wake up early and brave the cold next week for Kuvia, one of the University’s more irrepressible and inexplicable traditions. Check out the Maroon’s near-exhaustive January calendar to learn more. Photo by Yao Xen Tan. See page 4.
U of C Medicine Emergency Department Begins Treating Patients BY EMMA DYER NEWS REPORTER
The University of Chicago Medicine’s (UCM) new adult emergency department (ED) opened at 7 a.m. on Friday, bringing in nearly 200 patients in the first 24 hours. The $39 million department replaces the previous ED located in Mitchell Hospital that was built in 1983, and acts as the newest, most advanced emergency department of its kind in Chicago. During opening day, Medical Director for the Emergency Department Dr. Thomas Spiegel affirmed a smooth start to the new ED’s operations. “We’ve seen the typical patients that we see in an emergency department: a lot of shortness of breath, asthma exacerbations. And of course it’s a bad virus season so we’ve seen several of those as well,” Spiegel said in a statement to television crews Friday afternoon. The new ED’s design allows caregivers to better direct patients to specialized care units. A “rapid assessment area” provides a space
to determine upon arrival the severity of the illness or injury and direct patients to proper, specialized care. This approach requires an increase in on-staff physicians but allows for a more systematic approach to providing individualized patient treatment. The ED also contains spaces specifically designed for obese patients, a room to assess and treat victims of sexual assault, an area for patients with mental health needs, and the ability to quarantine in the event of contact with highly contagious diseases. UCM invested heavily in new medical technology for the ED. This includes a $2 million CT scanner and two new X-ray machines. “[The new CT scanner] creates a faster, quieter, more comfortable experience for patients,” a UCM press release said. The decision to build the new ED further demonstrates UCM’s commitment to serving the people of the South Side, according to president of the University of Chicago Medical Center Sharon O’Keefe. “Certified minority and
women-owned businesses achieved nearly $5.8 million in economic benefit from this project, and minority and women trade workers earned $1.9 million in paid wages,” O’Keefe said in reference to South Side businesses. The ED also serves as response to a growing need for accessible high-quality medical care, particularly for South Side residents. According to a UCM press release, “The volume of patients in our emergency departments, inpatient services, operating rooms and intensive care units has increased substantially in the last years— more than any hospital in the Chicago area. More than 46 percent of our patients come from the South Side.” The ED will be a major component of UCM’s Level I adult trauma care services, which will open in May 2018 pending approval from the Illinois Department of Public Health. After receiving state approval, the ED will serve as one of five Level I adult trauma centers located within the Chicago city limits.
A Long Time Ago in the Magic Kingdom Page 6 Two pieces reflect on the newest Star Wars iteration, and its relationship with the relentless megacorp that owns the series.
Remembering Stephen Albert Page 6 Albert was the executive director of Court Theatre for almost a decade.
Hospital Launches Research Program for High Schoolers Page 3
Courtesy of University of Chicago Medicine