Make your own
PAPER
VOODOO DOLL
What you will need:
Markers, crayons, pencils, or any other colored writing implements A victim... uhh, subject. Scissors, or an Xacto knife if you want to get fancy Your Imagination (optional) Extra sheets of paper to trace the doll provided if you cannot choose just one person.
STEP 1 Gather up all of your materials. Remember: Prior preparation prevents poor performance!
STEP 2 Punch out the paper doll provided, trace it, or create your very own!
STEP 3 Using the color guide to the right, draw on your doll. For example, money goes in your pockets, so make a green pocket to hold all that dough!
RED/PINK love ORANGE physical pain
COLOR GUIDE
YELLOW happiness GREEN wealth BLUE sadness PURPLE health BLACK illness
STEP 4
John Doe
Once your masterpiece is finished, write the person’s full name on the back and burn it while singing “Disco Inferno,” (just kidding)!
Use this doll, trace your own, or get all Bob Ross and make a unique Paper Voodoo Doll!
CHALLENGE! Now that you have an awesome stress-relieving paper Voodoo Doll, try making some cool accessories. It could be anything! Make it clothes for that new job, or a cute purse to carry all the wealth your subject will be receiving, or make some dastardly 2-D weapons like a knife or pistol. If you would like to get real creative try to think of unconventional weapons, like cheese graters. If you find yourself running short on ideas watch a few episodes of Law and Order for inspiration.
WARNING: There is no scientific evidence that this product has any effect on humans, or any other organisms (beyond paper cuts.) Any action is merely a coincidence and not a result. This product is only to be used as a mode of stress relief. Doll violence is better than human violence, but no violence is best.