That’s Some Strong Ass Glue

BY MSS OREGON

As y’all know I keep a variety of highquality flavors & strains. The kind that you only see on the top shelf. Not saying that a good mid can’t work out every now and again but I just prefer the shit that isn’t so reachable. If everybody is smoking it then Ion want it. I could tell you all about what I do want but that wouldn’t be as interesting as what I actually got. What I got is some TOP SHELF gorilla glue that was grown in Portland and leaves an exclusive taste on all my tastebuds. And yes there are so many different strains to choose from but I can’t help but notice how this one sticks out. The 1st pack of this glue I got, I blew through real fast and I’m not even sure I tasted it. I just know I was HIGH AF and I wanted some more. The 2nd pack I played with & never stopped to really check out the bud or quality of how it was grown. I found out someone else was also smokin' and tokin' this bud and I stopped paying any real attention. Now I’m on my 3rd pack of this Glue and I swear this shit got me stuck. I can’t stop going back. No matter what dispensary I am at I be looking for that glue. I mean it took some time but that shit gets my mood right. The Terp profile must be a Lil linalool & pinene mixed inside pure THC crystals. I’m realizing I gotta take my time and not just blow these diamonds in the air. This is that original glue, that sticky icky, that loud shit that everyone can smell.

420 had me going through all the weed I had access to. I even found myself diggin' through old stashes and sparking up old ass roaches that had been laying in the same spot they were in back in 2012. Knowing damn well I got no business diggin' through roaches when I got this glue with me. But I was curious so I still did it, y’all know I can’t turn down a good adventure. I should’ve realized my top shelf can see what is going on down at the bottom. My mistake was thinking they didn’t care and that they weren't watching. Now before you start judging the situation you gotta understand one thing. See the top shelf MFers always wanna act like they have don’t want you until they see you smoking on a different strain or they see how much access you really have to pick and choose what you smoke. To me, this makes no sense & I guess I’m the bad guy cause as we all know I smoke a lot

and my life brings on many prospects. I've learned not to just start thinking or assuming something is one way unless the words match the actions on all sides. If you're dating me you can’t beat around the weed bush. You gotta be just as strong as that loud pack in your pocket. Say what you want 100% & stand by it. No glass half full type shit! Bring the whole Henny bottle to the table and fill that biiiissshhh up. Do I have a problem sticking to one strain? Nope, not at all actually. I know how to pick a favorite strain and stick with it. The thing is do I want to? Am I scared the strain will lose its potency or my tolerance will change?

Are y’all scared:

Way too often do people sit back and watch what they want to stroll right past them. May it be a job an opportunity or even a mate. People carry so many insecurity-driven fears about being rejected or not being good enough. Some are just tired of being hurt and keep up walls to protect themselves from catching feels for others. The truth is being scared should be the only thing you're scared of because it is the only thing that will stop you from living your full life. Live life, love, laugh, and smoke weed to ease the pain.

5 Ways to Pick your Favorite Strain:

1. How it affects your mood

2. The way your body feels after smoking it

3. If you smile when you talk about it

4. If your friends like it and your momz fuq wit it too

5. The consistency of the high is on point every time