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I Never Cared Until Now

I never cared if you were gay or whatever acronym you chose to call yourself…until you started shoving it down my throat.

I never cared what color you were…until you started blaming me for your problems.

I never cared about your political affiliation…until you started to condemn me for mine.

I never cared where you were from in this great Republic… until you began condemning people based on where they were born and the history that makes them who they are.

I have never cared if you were well off or poor, because I’ve been both…until you started calling me names for working hard and bettering myself.

I’ve never cared if your beliefs were different than mine…until you said my beliefs were wrong.

I’ve never cared if you didn’t like guns…until you tried to take my guns away.

But now, I care. I’ve given all the tolerance I have to give. This is no longer my problem. It’s your problem. You can still fix it. It’s not too late. But it needs to be soon.

I’m a very patient person, but I’m out of patience. There are literally tens of millions of people just like me who are sick of all your anti-American crap!

I’ve always cared about life, and all lives, but now you try to force the notion on me and my fellow citizens and patriots that certain lives matter more than others. You protest, riot, attack, burn and loot. Your so-called ‘movement’ has become a radical, out-of-control bunch of thugs, criminals and anarchists who are destroying our country.

We have had enough! America is the greatest country on Earth, and if you don’t like America then you can leave. We are done caring about your misguided ‘feelings.’

You don’t have the right to enjoy American freedoms if you are trying to take that right away from other Americans.

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