Cooking with Hejia 02

COOKING WITH HEJIA LESSON 02

COOKING FOR YOUR DYING FRIEND IN BK COOKING FOR YOUR DYING FRIEND IN BK

Ingredients Egg Optional Spinach 2 Chinese Handful Instant Noodlez 2 Packs YumYums or other Jumbo Lasagne Ginger Cookies Filter, Papers,Tobacco

It’s a Match!

Microwave A Bucket Water Boiler A Piece Tote Bag 1 OZ Bicycle 1 Box Speed A Pinch Techno Music Has to be a Lethal Dose Energy Endless Love From the bottom of your Heart This recipe is not sponsored.

Step 01

Step 02

Not...

Again...

Help.Your friend is dying. Get her some food.

Straight Outta Wal Mart..

Don’t Do At Home.

Ride the box of bicycle to the closest supermarket and take 1 OZ of tote bag with you, so you have a bag. But before that, have some snacks.

Step 03

Put the JUMBO Lasagne into the microwave for 12 minutes.

Step 04

Prepare the Instant Noodlez bowls. Put de gewassen Spinazie first.

Step 05

Step 06

Drip Drop Inventor of Instant Noodlez R.I.P. Momofuko Ando

Place all the content of the Instant Noodlez inside the bowl, except for the packaging, because your friend is a vegetarian.

Boil some water. Water is good. Water is life.

Step 07

Step 08

The Chosen Bowl

Cheese Crust

NO IMAGE ERROR HELP. IT’S DARK.

Take out the cooked Lasagne and drool in anticipation.

Put an optional egg into the chosen bowl.

Step 09

Step 10

Police Is WATCHING JOU.

Pour boiled water into the bowls and cover with a lid. Add a pinch a Speed to her bowl to make her work better. (Do not do that, unless you want to be arrested.)

Wait.

Step 11

Step 12

Jap, that’s a smokers lung.

Call your friend for dinner.

Roll a ciggie.

Step 13

Write your friend a sign.

Step 14

And ruin the table.

Step 15

Turn on the TAGESCHAU.Tell the world how disappointed you’d be if certain topics do not get covered.

Step 16

See your friend come to life.

Step 17

Top Noodlez off with cheap cheddar cheese.

Step 18

Mjam.

Step 19

Get your anticipation wrecked by tasteless JUMBO Lasagne. Don’t get there kiddos!

Step 20

Start with desert.

Step 21

Step 22

Selina

Drink your Tea, that you have already filled up for 3 times because you are a lazy piece of Sock.

Roll a ciggie.You should stop smoking.

Step 23

Strike a Pose.

Step 24

Go Crazy.

NO IMAGE ERROR HELP. IT’S DARK.

edited by this weird girl at school.

Feat. Marion von Brock.